最牛b的翻译！笑傻我了

沪西人家

1.we two who and who？

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& m* o! N/ j" N# R: [! b" w; c咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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+ a( ~  T: l3 w% ]　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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　　你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你

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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！
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　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you
have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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5 o2 _( O; l3 N7 v7 I3 R　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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- Q' M# ]# P5 f6．you me you me
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0 f: t" I% ]4 q8 g　　 彼此彼此
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7．You Give
2 ~& e! @0 C5 j- tMe Stop!!

( E/ Y5 J# h5 i7 w* u　　 你给我站住！

3 P+ i: Z/ `2 X# C8．know is know noknow is noknow
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知之为知之， 不知为不 知...

9．WATCH SISTER
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　　 表妹
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10．dragon born
dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!


) c. |  R' c& J# W, U+ I4 {, B5 D　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
11．American Chinese not enough
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　　美中不 足
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0 c$ G8 A" O& F' U' k12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

　　
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13．heart flower angry open

3 X4 A% t% r+ V1 b　　心花怒放
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14．go past no
mistake past
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0 r4 h. s# c3 f% k2 l. Y/ k9 J　　 走过路过， 不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
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　　 老外：I am
sorry too!
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7 m; Q- S0 ]0 o: l2 O- |　　小明：I am sorry three!
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　　 老外：What are you sorry for?


　　小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;if you want
8 Z  k- x2 e% {4 C7 W' Vlife,I have one!

　　 要钱没有，要命一条

* ~/ \* c- D& C7 M. Y17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.


  M( M( F/ x- [  ^3 i　　我叫李老大，今年25。

0 f1 h- i6 T, O1 |# F" T18．you have two down son。

　　你有两下子。
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" |# [% |; [6 S& m. Z8 n19．as far as you go to die

, r2 e' C7 `4 z, {2 R) N　　有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you
face you don''t wanna face,you lose you　face ,I turn my　face

7 W+ X5 i$ @" u6 a/ K　　 给你脸你不
要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸