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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁?
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0 s" W; ^0 y9 D' C. D  2.how are you?how old are you?: l1 s2 j# |  C3 R# O$ e
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?4 k/ j' Y* F2 d9 X

0 l: [# {/ |' Y. [. a  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。/ L8 y( b& h, {

9 I  X, X# U; X: n8 W! K, E, ?  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!  G& `" A( D" y( y: F$ V+ {+ S
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  有事起奏,无事退朝。
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) {( \- J8 o% _1 v# O  L3 f* s  6.you me you me
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0 ^' {. H3 w2 I+ |; U2 ^0 j. E: j6 d  彼此彼此。, @0 v) a! ]+ c. ~8 k; T$ l

3 x  b2 @* p+ G- Y7 P  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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0 d+ [. f8 U* i" E  你给我站住!
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  8.know is know no know is no know, ~8 V2 F0 F( y$ A
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  知之为知之,不知为不知。  Z- p( t7 ~9 m

/ _5 h8 {; w" f  ]; C  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。
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; f  |/ `5 `6 s8 a6 v4 H  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!& M  O3 |, N8 w2 o( Q+ q) E
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足。
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  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die
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  车祸现场描述。
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+ s3 x6 Y. M( ?% r/ I  13.heart flower angry open% L9 F. o. I% S9 `- O; i1 ^

5 l0 t. T& a9 O: G3 u  心花怒放。
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- T/ k/ P) |' F3 l  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过。
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!& R/ x" A# Z! u9 L  G! v& R5 o

. @5 Z2 K$ w" i: S7 ?  y  要钱没有,要命一条。5 |8 l# N: M8 P/ w, q

2 [0 B) S7 e4 V, r" H  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.9 H, J: E' X  D5 G
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  我叫李老大,今年25。7 B2 l* h9 {: p  M  v+ m

; Z, O& u( P' A' P3 f; n& S  18.you have two down son。
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  你有两下子。( P7 t8 @: ]8 \' ~; s8 B

& v1 _, ~+ q7 ?  19.as far as you go to die
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7 \0 E6 E5 d* T0 u* f, j  有多远,死多远!!!!7 T; J( Q2 S9 v
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  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face% w3 W. r. k( i  E" D
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  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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