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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?" J7 @* Y8 ^/ R/ [& b

, m8 K0 }0 e, _$ u7 y. v  咱俩谁跟谁?
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  2.how are you?how old are you?' L* u- g0 R# w0 J7 [: H+ M4 r
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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: k( h% D+ e8 d! n8 K9 n8 C1 I  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。. G0 R% {4 S) ?9 }: A
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  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!6 z  S% e# p6 u" @/ y

8 V$ U$ N: u5 d: g  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝。9 q9 d+ {' K, J5 V3 n0 x" V
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  6.you me you me! d5 x, l" D( x# B, f" c) U" t) _

4 k; t) B" N5 o2 I& ]! t/ ^8 q  彼此彼此。. m; z$ c; p3 z+ |4 i* Z1 |
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!; E+ v) }! i& y& W3 E

7 z2 `# @! L- |1 o1 r- u  你给我站住!
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  8.know is know no know is no know* J* X& g6 K5 L' ]' y" V. G6 c; e
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  知之为知之,不知为不知。' B( g4 y( {& q3 x3 n8 o
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  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。
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  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!* \5 i* b$ Q" `2 k# s2 i  F/ f

$ ^4 S5 r6 Z6 g" S9 |; d$ A7 v  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!5 y8 U: L( b5 |" X3 ^) z% B9 }

( ?$ b; I# L; k+ k  11.American Chinese not enough
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  Q& J" a5 U/ b5 N  美中不足。8 ?1 d% ^! R  q
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  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die. f# m6 G6 a# x" Q% x9 m' Y! [: v
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  车祸现场描述。/ |) g0 Q& P' l/ c$ s! E; ^

  a9 J; B/ B9 b& ]$ X2 T4 }$ q5 S4 i  13.heart flower angry open
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9 H- E" T6 C* K8 t" Y: J) |7 {" v  心花怒放。! x4 A+ t$ \' E! P& f" s
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  14.go past no mistake past% E9 g* @- z- X0 _$ y+ ?
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  走过路过,不要错过。  ^$ F6 e! p% Z5 M, P
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!  m% }7 V$ C8 G( }1 k3 s2 g9 q
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  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条。
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  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.5 ^% t( d! Q$ `; J9 u) r9 W. s

( s: G# q3 f' v+ b( G$ `; R  我叫李老大,今年25。
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0 f3 O* F! K/ O9 q2 m% b5 D  18.you have two down son。
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  你有两下子。5 M' p, D$ k. N' T
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  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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; v2 J( K. v6 b# Y; O7 ^  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face2 u* W. j; ?, A

& c) z7 H+ }% q6 D( V9 I  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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