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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?" I- N, G- l% a5 ^, o9 _2 n
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  咱俩谁跟谁?
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9 {( V4 C, d9 [2 b+ I) L- o  2.how are you?how old are you?2 R/ g1 e6 L! @( v( P' P) A

/ m& E& i$ d3 C  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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0 J% i- B" W1 r  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
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* E+ b5 Z4 h5 e- D* U+ O, y! b  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
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! h7 X$ n* K/ ^7 I  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!; W" \# W/ y" s: y% g
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!
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1 {& N9 k/ V! c* |  有事起奏,无事退朝。" ~4 q. p) P& k' }
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  6.you me you me0 E7 @6 r# a9 K. r" W$ q9 j

! w" a# c6 T% b' j  彼此彼此。- p( ^  o% e# }5 z, N- L
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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1 z* z3 l2 ]. k; X) \  你给我站住!/ p# H  Z& q+ X3 e* S0 l& N+ V

# W  [5 F3 M$ A9 j  8.know is know no know is no know* V. y, o" ?! c5 \
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  知之为知之,不知为不知。8 o+ h, e0 S/ j; S2 r" f8 C

0 u* d$ i, L  s. T0 y  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。
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3 R/ J) D  o8 f0 a6 ~  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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8 l. m2 U& {% C) X4 G; K* R9 n  美中不足。
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  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die
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) F4 Y, \  _$ [! J$ K: z  车祸现场描述。
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  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放。0 ]+ [: I8 W, t
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  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过。
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!
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! N& `  B: ~7 O! @  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条。
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- w5 [- R7 [. r$ D( [. ~8 h2 T: n  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.8 |5 {& Y, A* e
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  我叫李老大,今年25。- z7 c6 s4 s1 e" @
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  18.you have two down son。  H% q! B" e- N
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  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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0 G8 T* A2 K: j$ ^2 s3 p  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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+ G5 P" l! m! g& T  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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