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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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5 x- X1 T! F9 ?' n$ b3 i) x  咱俩谁跟谁?8 _3 s# g5 S3 X1 y. F" d

; Q8 R* S+ _9 U  2.how are you?how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?, x0 |* y" F; n/ b* |
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  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
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4 Y- d/ K. r9 G) K. D5 a  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
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) ?' T; w4 Y" w6 P( U+ U  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!* s) R. \$ k( P. U! ], P

8 h) i& ~+ w7 Y  有事起奏,无事退朝。
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+ }9 Z9 ~9 C- P& |  6.you me you me/ o0 n" P) q& l0 @9 |( k( g3 d
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  彼此彼此。) w: B, e; c! ~3 l" j6 \# |0 S& u
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!- H% D: Z( @8 v$ ?

# l% R* v- {; Z+ U! l. r0 N  你给我站住!% a  O7 D' ~8 E' E2 ^) h$ b
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  8.know is know no know is no know
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" {" U7 h9 q: N$ l5 E( Z4 F, u2 T  知之为知之,不知为不知。( r% N" z% ^4 X5 d* x; w, Z4 v
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  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。
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6 d3 m, q7 B  J  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!
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& i: o5 u6 E. i' O: ~7 H  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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, H. g9 c8 {: x# b: i2 h" {  美中不足。
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  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die
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* ^% A8 f2 p- W( E, F  车祸现场描述。
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  13.heart flower angry open0 f( f. j' _5 V  j: f

, C! E2 C. r7 p. K  心花怒放。
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# T7 M! e2 O  L7 g8 F8 ]2 p  14.go past no mistake past: O4 d5 F3 W% i; J2 G6 G/ j
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  走过路过,不要错过。+ S# |! _( K% H) `/ G. s

" s; _% n, P' S4 l3 E; U  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!
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7 R; W2 @$ {% b  ?# b: e+ d$ F  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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& r) q1 e9 p7 ]' U  要钱没有,要命一条。
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4 R! Z+ i9 `" Z& V# F  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.
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- g& A7 s% O1 e0 W6 G  我叫李老大,今年25。2 j& G" v- g! y/ h5 [
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  18.you have two down son。# \7 _. e& U) m1 b+ |5 }
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  你有两下子。8 _% N( I* U4 U" h$ G$ l
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  19.as far as you go to die
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: L& u$ Q" |- P9 [! K5 U8 f- b- k0 q  有多远,死多远!!!!* \6 X& ^" t; S: ~5 \$ r4 ~; v! r

' k5 m- c3 d1 `  G- O. Q  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face3 N5 \' g; {+ C# K+ g
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  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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