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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?) N1 K. A+ F( N- I

" x+ G# X% e3 H7 T2 ^. w  咱俩谁跟谁?! i0 s3 b+ D+ K. v, [: V8 k

% v; S) n2 k& Y6 W$ B. L+ ^  2.how are you?how old are you?; d4 K& i! N  f
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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4 x( R' f# \9 F1 M5 v; q  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you7 \5 j; U+ N# W# ~4 Z

. P8 m( b* }5 [7 D% V/ V  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。0 |! P9 V4 I$ O. s! A/ q
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  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!
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( B; W. k) \* n/ o4 a  有事起奏,无事退朝。
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  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此。
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!2 r3 o6 W9 C4 F1 U: g) t
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  你给我站住!5 V, x2 R% N' Q- B1 m! s

2 ^# X% ~8 L. j: U( c, T  8.know is know no know is no know
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  知之为知之,不知为不知。
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  J/ `" y" T! d3 l6 @  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。
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  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!# l/ @6 u5 t6 V3 j& s& _
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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  11.American Chinese not enough! o6 s. L3 w! Q4 J! H8 K% z. i* o( S

" G) x3 B  t$ w* {3 u; S' X! v/ \  美中不足。
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/ |* S8 h' B# O! ^( g5 n( ?3 N  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die2 f. e& [% N. V8 i# i! D

) }1 h& Q# X4 j( _7 {& B6 o8 \3 P  车祸现场描述。) P+ x5 h, Q: O7 q& [
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  13.heart flower angry open1 z  Y+ z7 O" N- M2 A0 i. ^; X5 B# t; n
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  心花怒放。! g# a( l3 a* `9 @
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  14.go past no mistake past
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. H5 }% b0 N7 k, U- C- x  b. n  走过路过,不要错过。
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* {# Z+ Y4 ?1 P1 d, `+ A0 V! e  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!# x8 A% y: p/ E8 m3 B+ x- [) O
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  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条。2 R0 s4 d6 i: u0 o* |/ b5 ?0 G' j

( ?/ W8 A( e4 O& Y8 V# E  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.
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" R% I6 A: G% |0 @  我叫李老大,今年25。+ O! G( Z5 U( f6 c( f; ^

, p$ T+ N5 V6 d$ j4 n- G% s" p6 ~  18.you have two down son。
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; ]+ y( m$ x8 L9 q( f4 |* h  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die
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2 G( M5 _. I7 P; ?  有多远,死多远!!!!' q, Q; U, R9 r- P5 h
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  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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