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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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1 V4 t) w% u$ u% `. N) u; P  咱俩谁跟谁?
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8 A: h* N2 a4 W; r; j- P  2.how are you?how old are you?0 U3 D7 m8 Z* M# h. W) L; v) A: w) q

, N. Y& U$ H3 ^" I0 s& W  怎么是你,怎么老是你?( B2 p: i4 z5 o' u% [9 K" W( G

6 u" o1 n$ u2 l* k2 S  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you' g7 O! r, }6 s/ E" j

1 b4 q" H5 Q' I3 O3 R! Y6 }- y  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
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5 ~; U( L! U# N+ b  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
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: a) h5 C  k7 {8 Q  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!
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4 b  d+ D4 W/ O; k. M6 M  j& u% }  有事起奏,无事退朝。1 y5 E8 l9 I5 N* }

5 |# c* N2 w! s% U, i  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此。
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  n! t' F9 G, v9 g7 I& r  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住!
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4 s3 l& ]& i, G# O% K7 o! J  8.know is know no know is no know+ ^1 \& O. n# z3 R( v7 h

  G4 ^3 E" Q! d2 i1 `! c  知之为知之,不知为不知。, t8 Y" T& `7 n& q& c7 E8 B( \, W
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  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。
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' N3 c+ C) c/ r- k1 b  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!! F; o/ Z& Z1 Z8 H9 f9 U. `
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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! y" \* I" E+ v- s) x* R% X  11.American Chinese not enough) S% f/ F) M) t

& }5 ^1 Z: b7 p- E, z! i3 F  美中不足。# ^' A8 f4 J2 G0 E9 X& y4 k- ]
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  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die' O& k& _) N% t6 D* h- G
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  车祸现场描述。
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  13.heart flower angry open# S* O: m0 c& T7 \* S1 a

; i9 D/ H+ [# {0 q  心花怒放。
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  14.go past no mistake past8 P  X  q) Z. ~( {5 P
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  走过路过,不要错过。
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!
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$ P  {; f7 W- `! i) T+ ]( r  V  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!/ ?/ Y0 ^' {8 A' A; |* X# Z' G
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  要钱没有,要命一条。# U; q3 E0 I6 e# L, i. A
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  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.  \8 f( Z3 {% S9 k$ G) o( ^
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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" x% x  R4 s6 b# L! N5 n  18.you have two down son。1 O8 P! R" A* H

$ j& Q2 }) W( U' y) T: L; m7 E! \) g  你有两下子。
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* |$ K" \+ ^# n% N8 J& a9 H, h1 ^  19.as far as you go to die9 l1 \7 s+ L- n0 z7 |
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  有多远,死多远!!!!) F  Q2 B% B  f" s2 t; w, L8 `& i

5 _. l. l% W8 S0 x4 g: N6 h  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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* O7 c0 R6 h0 k4 Z: Y6 W6 C* t' ^, A  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
很典型的洋为中用
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