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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁?
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( m) [# }3 z' ~! c. I  2.how are you?how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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# W2 ?4 j( z2 t5 x$ D8 l  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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, u2 |- g  a4 A. [  n: q& X  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。5 Q7 A" x. \# M# P% y4 R) W

+ ?1 b1 S7 E3 D7 p* d, }  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
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; U* R( L6 O, K* ?4 s  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!7 J  \+ m6 Q$ ]" L4 ]
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  有事起奏,无事退朝。
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$ D7 |0 E. Y; }9 A2 K- ^5 D  6.you me you me& t# ^7 I2 u8 s$ c
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  彼此彼此。& {- F: ~% k6 ~
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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" Z6 S- ?+ |# g: ~- J6 m* m2 N  你给我站住!/ L; p7 Q7 Z& j

% h3 }) b' y- I$ j! v' e7 F& T" i  8.know is know no know is no know
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1 E, g) `8 B1 c6 b4 D  知之为知之,不知为不知。
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! R3 d8 e5 P& r$ E8 p/ q  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。9 y0 ]/ f  }1 A

9 \2 U1 s3 q* _. }1 t2 W  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!9 R! K* L9 q2 X: `: T

0 V4 o1 A% ]) _  _/ g  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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3 m. J( D9 a  W2 ?4 U0 K  11.American Chinese not enough: \5 l2 X- X) d: j

3 V/ Q8 V3 _4 Z' l  a6 ?8 w& D6 ]1 i4 K  美中不足。
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  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die+ D9 l9 z( i0 n: K9 u! N( w

5 `" b9 M8 [, R5 S  车祸现场描述。8 R. q% u5 _1 o- B  x

, T7 g" I& L' Q7 U  13.heart flower angry open
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/ ?. J- d" E, A3 ^6 y  心花怒放。& L" y8 X; k9 z" B* k: _
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  14.go past no mistake past' M5 D9 [. V( z3 T2 h  m& c5 @2 N

% N2 Z. e& m1 z$ ]  走过路过,不要错过。( Q$ ^8 q+ l  U% z% `! x4 M
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!3 F  q' K) s7 W: U% V

( I, L; Z5 m' f4 _* F% `# ~: t  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!) u6 S) z6 L0 l6 _2 b

7 J7 k! u# k! P7 F- t  要钱没有,要命一条。
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  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.
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: ^# E( Q, _7 E. D$ t) E' m' c  我叫李老大,今年25。
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% d/ U- p# d9 f3 w6 |2 P  18.you have two down son。
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/ ^* b5 e7 e4 v0 n- T# U5 I  你有两下子。. J3 t  X- J8 j' A" @$ V& q

" L) r, U) F0 W' ~  19.as far as you go to die
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! D" g, M, l- M8 z  有多远,死多远!!!!; t( V1 v! b' C: K4 X% K0 v" {" i

8 V; P, o: s. ]6 T) K) E( M! i  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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# P. X' I! B9 n% G; m  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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