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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?* w. a+ K% I3 B

5 O# y* g. ^, n( {3 ^  咱俩谁跟谁?+ p7 E3 D, G& e7 w* h& y2 I6 O

2 I) e4 i0 a- N! x  2.how are you?how old are you?1 b1 P& w2 c+ o3 k! |- x

" o  z3 t( Z/ u  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。1 w/ h& ~6 t- p; L6 s, S1 a. E8 M

/ N5 D$ v& }3 q  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!1 t5 R) C: w* ~2 |( x9 |

& V* Q- D  ]7 ^9 v2 L  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!
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1 S, s$ j; X% H0 F3 j& y0 z  有事起奏,无事退朝。
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  6.you me you me
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+ C0 Z$ N: K; t2 u/ S7 F+ r" u6 L  彼此彼此。& W5 [( I  `: \) h

. k4 D: q# j; W& X6 Z. K. g  7.You Give Me Stop!!8 }) U! p# q, t
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  你给我站住!
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  8.know is know no know is no know
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3 x0 B) ]: c) `7 d7 t% _3 F  知之为知之,不知为不知。5 C  Q8 f. b0 D0 D+ Q* u1 ]
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  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。2 x+ d8 {. V+ Q; ^4 }0 Q

, j& W4 a5 l# \, F7 p  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!2 O) ^/ n4 x: c

& K8 b/ E) Y5 u3 C* C/ H' t* S  11.American Chinese not enough0 Q0 i! L! U7 ^8 }3 E! `
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  美中不足。
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  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die
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. F' Z! J: i2 J2 D: Z  }  车祸现场描述。" x3 t! Y  {3 w1 A% k
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  13.heart flower angry open+ b7 _! z: l& z3 X

7 v. X( }9 m: I+ N$ B  心花怒放。
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  14.go past no mistake past1 H: _( a/ G# E5 d

5 f* g% E, F: d  e  走过路过,不要错过。
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!) w9 H/ @% }$ q* X# D9 s; o' _

5 N7 |5 I2 X* V! H  要钱没有,要命一条。0 d7 B1 A7 @4 u" w! o; P
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  17.I call Li old big.to year 25." {! i+ g/ ?$ D, v/ \# P. ?
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  我叫李老大,今年25。4 J$ j0 d2 U2 G+ d
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  18.you have two down son。1 i% k- }& L& g6 b5 N# o
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  你有两下子。% S; O, r5 X' T) C( z7 ?6 a- i

+ l5 }6 C3 M, I: @7 z4 @( ?  19.as far as you go to die. z- M1 T/ Q' Z; s: R  L
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  有多远,死多远!!!!* ^4 L0 m! ]0 J; ]- _, k. i# F/ N
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  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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