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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?2 N" l- \& v- |, ~( X
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  咱俩谁跟谁?  }. b( x2 t$ r' {3 m# k2 l

! q- p  I/ U1 m$ E& i  2.how are you?how old are you?+ G7 k& }: G! x
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you2 E8 e1 [& S4 u; Q! D8 ]' W! q

& \5 _8 L, f2 F' r2 W  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
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  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!4 U$ w2 f: L0 j9 {3 e2 Y
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!# p! R! B" A5 c( ]" c

& M: Z4 f; P0 {7 r; M  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝。2 z6 S  M& }/ @' H8 l) P

- ?; I' i: ]" A6 V  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此。
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9 G7 n& I# D# m+ }- ~1 Z  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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0 r& p& ]$ f: ~# |  你给我站住!
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  8.know is know no know is no know
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  知之为知之,不知为不知。
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  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。
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  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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4 D$ b$ u, U& F5 b- Q  11.American Chinese not enough9 t7 \) z' P6 l% [/ d' S
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  美中不足。$ E6 S; d# F. S* c! w

: u$ w' L1 \. Q( g  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die" X3 G/ n9 H! o  n# {

% i1 q6 c1 S0 Y- [  车祸现场描述。1 A. O" P  Q/ i' [, @/ E; S

) \2 n0 L3 q- G0 C# j  13.heart flower angry open( u7 n  Y5 y/ W9 o% J3 ~. {
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  心花怒放。, K  H" o, g2 T  {

: C# P8 ^/ A* X7 ?- p3 h& Q, d1 r) ?  14.go past no mistake past
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! |- m, F8 ~' \) w/ Q% z8 m7 H  走过路过,不要错过。
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!1 [# _+ S4 q( R! S/ P

6 }9 p: Z1 n3 l  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!4 L/ l- u" V( c( [
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  要钱没有,要命一条。2 _5 K8 V% e8 N1 _; g$ E

, Q5 [" U" }4 C. y/ j  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.
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2 R4 a  }8 Z, C; ~  我叫李老大,今年25。* x% J' j6 _3 n! E* Q; T8 |) L% y/ @
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  18.you have two down son。5 t% n5 Q5 }, p; |" S7 h9 ~

' d- D$ a  h! t. a# F6 `  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die* L1 [8 u9 z8 m) ]6 G

0 w2 G: r& c: |; [+ c. z$ j3 V) b  有多远,死多远!!!!* o' o" \* t( \7 I$ [
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  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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