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发表于 2008-4-19 16:38:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Hi there. I hope for people who like to practice English, this will be a nice busy corner. To get the ball rolling, I am pasting some email pass-on that is pretty funny. Please take a look down here and converse HARD, at least for Olympics' sake   lol8 Q2 [! @: L$ g# f, m
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) h* e' O0 i; |$ SPrepare now for the Beijing Olympics.
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That's not right!                                              San Ting Wong! . u/ ~" R) q8 z; d. @2 P) ?$ N
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Are you harbouring a fugitive?                          Hu Yu Hai Ding 6 v1 U  p. P4 \; @5 ~; ^1 h
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See me ASAP   ;                    ;                           Kum Hia Nao
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Stupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk * h* z' e2 {9 G6 g" f
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Small Horse                                                     Tai Ni Po Ni $ y% Q& d) L) ?, M, `
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Did you go to the beach?                                  Wai Yu So Tan
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I bumped into a coffee table!                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni # U9 W" }1 }. o" Z) b: Y
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It's very dark in here!                                      Wai So Dim
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This is a tow away zone!                                  No Pa King
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Our meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao  6 O: j* C* ^" }' i
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Staying out of sight                                         Lei Ying Lo
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He's cleaning his automobile                            Wa Shing Ka 5 ]4 v) P# c$ j  j4 i
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Your body odour is offensive                        Yu Stin Ki Pu
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Great                                                            Fa Kin Su Pa!
 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-20 19:00:08 | 显示全部楼层

boring?

Okay, obviously, the ball is not rolling. It is totally stuck... Guys, at least for the Olympics' sake, polish your English and get some practice. (Maybe I should flee and start a new life on some other sites that are not so quiet.) : U: l# p9 o5 Z0 v1 @# h7 E

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发表于 2008-4-21 08:45:33 | 显示全部楼层
this just beyond my grasp~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 10:09:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 08:45 发表 ! K$ s4 L! \! H' [3 a; f; L
this just beyond my grasp~
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Okay, allow me to explain, Mr. "Slow", hehehe... All these English expressions are spelled out in pinyin and sound all Chinese-like, which is funny! For instance, when you think something is great, you say "fa king su pa", meaning "fucking super".
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发表于 2008-4-21 11:38:55 | 显示全部楼层
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 11:55:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 11:38 发表 ( f1 ~6 Z5 N+ d. J4 V. P0 u5 y5 p
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿
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, U% X6 R( ^0 r# S% YYeah, I happen to be an English major, but just let you know, NOT every English major is that good at his business. My ex-classmates were mostly lousy. Also, many non-English majors can have an excellent command of English too and some even speak other languages.
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Anyway, I think it is quite important because when you would like some hot sex with a foreigner (who presumably speaks English), maybe "yes, no, I like it, oh that hurts" is pretty enough but when it comes to forming a relationship, language barrier might seriously get in the way...
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发表于 2008-4-21 12:06:39 | 显示全部楼层
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-22 08:51:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 12:06 发表 / u9 Z8 C4 N& K3 c
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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too bad you are not thinking of "hiring me" haha
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