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发表于 2008-4-19 16:38:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Hi there. I hope for people who like to practice English, this will be a nice busy corner. To get the ball rolling, I am pasting some email pass-on that is pretty funny. Please take a look down here and converse HARD, at least for Olympics' sake   lol
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Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.9 u1 ^3 R) b) X  n" @

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% N1 W. q2 K1 H2 KThat's not right!                                              San Ting Wong! 9 V% l' l( ~* B  i/ Z  o
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Are you harbouring a fugitive?                          Hu Yu Hai Ding
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" _- ^( b) R$ R/ M' O+ oSee me ASAP   ;                    ;                           Kum Hia Nao ) h# ^1 b% |! H8 X) \# C6 J
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Stupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk 9 e& Z( w2 U3 r/ Q
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Small Horse                                                     Tai Ni Po Ni
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Did you go to the beach?                                  Wai Yu So Tan
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+ b3 ~$ |; v8 V0 U2 [( SIt's very dark in here!                                      Wai So Dim / d5 b4 X- B5 S9 Y8 a

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Our meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao  
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( [+ @+ n/ [- S4 E& U, [Staying out of sight                                         Lei Ying Lo * V" L) p% j2 d8 S/ Y8 D
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He's cleaning his automobile                            Wa Shing Ka
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-20 19:00:08 | 显示全部楼层

boring?

Okay, obviously, the ball is not rolling. It is totally stuck... Guys, at least for the Olympics' sake, polish your English and get some practice. (Maybe I should flee and start a new life on some other sites that are not so quiet.)
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fridae.com is a good one for people who know a bit of English and gaydar is good to help you get laid with foreigners.
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发表于 2008-4-21 08:45:33 | 显示全部楼层
this just beyond my grasp~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 10:09:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 08:45 发表 6 ?7 @. m, g- O
this just beyond my grasp~
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$ @- x' y% F) F  Q, U4 VOkay, allow me to explain, Mr. "Slow", hehehe... All these English expressions are spelled out in pinyin and sound all Chinese-like, which is funny! For instance, when you think something is great, you say "fa king su pa", meaning "fucking super".
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发表于 2008-4-21 11:38:55 | 显示全部楼层
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 11:55:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 11:38 发表 3 h: f( x! h5 d$ a6 e3 ?; V; i
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿
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5 P. @9 j- q8 m/ OYeah, I happen to be an English major, but just let you know, NOT every English major is that good at his business. My ex-classmates were mostly lousy. Also, many non-English majors can have an excellent command of English too and some even speak other languages.
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Anyway, I think it is quite important because when you would like some hot sex with a foreigner (who presumably speaks English), maybe "yes, no, I like it, oh that hurts" is pretty enough but when it comes to forming a relationship, language barrier might seriously get in the way...
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发表于 2008-4-21 12:06:39 | 显示全部楼层
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-22 08:51:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 12:06 发表 ( n$ E* K8 |% ^  S/ l  a
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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& K+ y0 S' }% S. Ytoo bad you are not thinking of "hiring me" haha
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