Gay English corner

tangjin

Hi there. I hope for people who like to practice English, this will be a nice busy corner. To get the ball rolling, I am pasting some email pass-on that is pretty funny. Please take a look down here and converse HARD, at least for Olympics' sake   lol
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Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That's not right!                                              San Ting Wong!
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+ P+ K  F& s- r* Y0 G* j9 G( G6 @. YAre you harbouring a fugitive?                          Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP   ;                    ;                           Kum Hia Nao

, p# f# v' ~& uStupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk
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Small Horse                                                     Tai Ni Po Ni
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9 q& C2 b, _: V' T( U6 ^Did you go to the beach?                                  Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
  
5 W3 R: _2 H& J- l( P! K7 u& eIt's very dark in here!                                      Wai So Dim
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I thought you were on a diet!                           Wai Yu Mun Ching
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This is a tow away zone!                                  No Pa King
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Our meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao  

) p% N  R7 h  d0 X( K1 q" `$ X- fStaying out of sight                                         Lei Ying Lo

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Your body odour is offensive                        Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great                                                            Fa Kin Su Pa!

tangjin

Okay, obviously, the ball is not rolling. It is totally stuck... Guys, at least for the Olympics' sake, polish your English and get some practice. (Maybe I should flee and start a new life on some other sites that are not so quiet.)
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5 C% h3 y8 R' _  r2 [' Tfridae.com is a good one for people who know a bit of English and gaydar is good to help you get laid with foreigners.

slow

this just beyond my grasp～

tangjin

原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 08:45 发表
this just beyond my grasp～

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Okay, allow me to explain, Mr. "Slow", hehehe... All these English expressions are spelled out in pinyin and sound all Chinese-like, which is funny! For instance, when you think something is great, you say "fa king su pa", meaning "fucking super".

slow

hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿

tangjin

原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 11:38 发表
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿

Yeah, I happen to be an English major, but just let you know, NOT every English major is that good at his business. My ex-classmates were mostly lousy. Also, many non-English majors can have an excellent command of English too and some even speak other languages.
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Anyway, I think it is quite important because when you would like some hot sex with a foreigner (who presumably speaks English), maybe "yes, no, I like it, oh that hurts" is pretty enough but when it comes to forming a relationship, language barrier might seriously get in the way...

slow

yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.

tangjin

原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 12:06 发表
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.

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