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发表于 2008-4-19 16:38:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Hi there. I hope for people who like to practice English, this will be a nice busy corner. To get the ball rolling, I am pasting some email pass-on that is pretty funny. Please take a look down here and converse HARD, at least for Olympics' sake   lol
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) b' H/ }  T9 z! ZPrepare now for the Beijing Olympics.  s2 G8 d3 M- ?1 y3 X3 k
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese7 x: b. P: l/ Z7 p9 g- {4 B

/ k2 [& v* W) B! E+ X* xThat's not right!                                              San Ting Wong! # P0 D$ Z- R: j( G1 }  k

5 y: o( ^; z4 M- [Are you harbouring a fugitive?                          Hu Yu Hai Ding 9 J" E, E% A  i
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See me ASAP   ;                    ;                           Kum Hia Nao 5 X$ w7 w9 |# V. k
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Stupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk / A) W3 s: y, S+ u
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Small Horse                                                     Tai Ni Po Ni 9 x- w, d* K9 n8 A4 m) P+ M
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Did you go to the beach?                                  Wai Yu So Tan
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I bumped into a coffee table!                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
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It's very dark in here!                                      Wai So Dim
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I thought you were on a diet!                           Wai Yu Mun Ching 0 O: j$ u6 F$ ?3 ^0 A: M
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This is a tow away zone!                                  No Pa King( J. m5 y" O; y
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Our meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao  
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Staying out of sight                                         Lei Ying Lo : L: L7 L/ @, I  ]: L

$ J! w  m! l& B+ z: ^: {3 bHe's cleaning his automobile                            Wa Shing Ka
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Your body odour is offensive                        Yu Stin Ki Pu . b( E8 K$ E  `: h$ Z1 v2 j% k

/ B: q2 x3 a2 }( L  I/ s3 k8 ]Great                                                            Fa Kin Su Pa!
 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-20 19:00:08 | 显示全部楼层

boring?

Okay, obviously, the ball is not rolling. It is totally stuck... Guys, at least for the Olympics' sake, polish your English and get some practice. (Maybe I should flee and start a new life on some other sites that are not so quiet.)
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2 }2 e. b' V  |: t$ ^# z8 Wfridae.com is a good one for people who know a bit of English and gaydar is good to help you get laid with foreigners.
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发表于 2008-4-21 08:45:33 | 显示全部楼层
this just beyond my grasp~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 10:09:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 08:45 发表
  }/ P9 c' Z6 p# l: h4 n; Kthis just beyond my grasp~

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, {; m6 {7 M6 z% LOkay, allow me to explain, Mr. "Slow", hehehe... All these English expressions are spelled out in pinyin and sound all Chinese-like, which is funny! For instance, when you think something is great, you say "fa king su pa", meaning "fucking super".
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发表于 2008-4-21 11:38:55 | 显示全部楼层
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 11:55:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 11:38 发表 2 l4 Q- q. W# x6 X( g+ |/ Y
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿

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Yeah, I happen to be an English major, but just let you know, NOT every English major is that good at his business. My ex-classmates were mostly lousy. Also, many non-English majors can have an excellent command of English too and some even speak other languages.
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. J3 P. j0 Z7 z0 U4 NAnyway, I think it is quite important because when you would like some hot sex with a foreigner (who presumably speaks English), maybe "yes, no, I like it, oh that hurts" is pretty enough but when it comes to forming a relationship, language barrier might seriously get in the way...
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发表于 2008-4-21 12:06:39 | 显示全部楼层
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-22 08:51:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 12:06 发表 5 U( {4 e- A) ?1 t  X+ Y! u
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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too bad you are not thinking of "hiring me" haha
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