加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
! ^6 F3 F/ r; ^6 `: f, ^% {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& _+ O+ f2 O8 S$ B/ B- iOne should love animals. They are
& n7 ]8 w( p0 u  J8 O+ k0 c, cso tasty.
8 d' ~' o. i  |0 {1 q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" C4 A: n0 P' ]' rcaught.
: E, z% W; s# G+ W  W/ V8 \/ R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. [/ w+ b, X5 o8 NBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* r8 p$ ]( B' Y/ \* z! R% Ctwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( L% h) r" r! \/ H1 eEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) H4 e9 }: s2 _' T7 r( f' P* V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 O7 l5 s+ p: z- H" ?# i. G+ {The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
* A7 s5 v5 E( ]3 e2 w0 B" d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 X& N4 A2 J7 ^2 u: G, y" C4 tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
( ~5 U& R# j! e  F. k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 I: ~8 L, f. b( X% T: b- V! j0 ANever put off the work till
8 l' {% s: t% P( E. E- k& Mtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
8 k3 l, N& J+ O3 l) q4 E2 b: HChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( |5 b- A( S6 I3 H“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; m& A9 }) e# t9 u“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 M8 n8 [: G3 G8 W$ n4 c: gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
7 U* Q' H8 H% k% z# E! Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
% \8 |/ Z1 }5 R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) |" k4 Y; D& L' I* DGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 s- O& t; L9 ?! k) ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; Z$ ]( S4 W( S% F1 T* K/ L2 e7 aWhen two’s
( F2 [  g. h# B, J" C6 pcompany, three’s the result!
3 i/ b  s1 ]/ P7 X$ Z3 T- G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 T' H/ d0 H/ W! v4 ^" n; u" v! NA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ l) ?" L, h6 b' O: ]) Tview.
0 I, o# Y- q6 r6 T0 y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
: k+ P$ I  H& t3 z! K8 jThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着