加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; I: i0 H0 D1 z3 U6 x1 r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 m* _6 m( |) u# jOne should love animals. They are
1 K' [. _1 r$ B6 y- Sso tasty.
$ r6 h" b! I6 k每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 Y* p+ g% X  g3 ^# H% WSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ m$ b- A' O0 L, R' TBehind every successful man, there is a
6 k7 h% p* [3 l& i# S+ e7 [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
. C4 J! n* n7 n' u/ B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, U1 e; N% f2 ]7 j9 VEvery man should marry. After all,
* i$ X+ _$ w+ m5 R4 G- m; b# L; \2 ^happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ i( b1 I1 M0 w+ g2 P+ vThe wise
+ ~; L% f! z: k0 Dnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
  i8 s( N% R8 u8 I' gmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" ]: q! ^) A" QNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
) E' S: g/ [" {" |8 T: q+ Fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. ?) \2 x! a; g$ L; Qchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
; o7 O6 @) D$ Q: d' b$ `- idreams.” So go to sleep.
4 k1 C- R* O& k' y& F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# p( Y3 P6 X8 b7 X# e0 vmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 o' s  V$ f; Q8 N# A+ U$ G6 J) kBut why take the risk?
  P' h7 x1 a8 I) Q6 \3 T努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 Y' v: Z! h! t% Q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
; P" A4 ], ]% [2 |, Q+ Gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
8 S2 r+ j* a! W  x' s0 z6 mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
; M) p' s4 I% d" A$ D4 k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
" Q, [" R- O/ h4 w/ ~6 sThe more you know, the more you forget.
( e6 Y  P4 n3 F; N* X" y/ pThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ O7 k9 P2 \* w0 |! g- o6 R4 y0 m, D为什么学来着