加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. T# L7 s2 ^+ \1 B  zSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) L$ i( }+ m7 C: uLove the neighbor. But don’t get
7 t  p6 S; _, T) u& M# ccaught.
9 G- R3 }8 D7 i. O3 Y$ X要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; l, o# L6 O- J, I* IBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! ~5 v' q9 Q  V- y7 K" U8 ptwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, |+ y- I* c* b5 I- ^* g4 sEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 Z; |. m# \( bThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
) S2 o6 d6 K* H; `otherwise.
8 K3 X+ t! u+ T; e: Z2 x聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
. O' ?" V) Q$ Vmany relatives.
" x  V3 a& _& N; |; c; x9 S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
) V7 j7 c) C9 P% _4 ^tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 p; |, x. c' c4 rLove is
9 i& M% t1 [+ H  q1 Y) Bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* i' f8 k/ K, s1 _  sChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; y4 z8 O7 R+ c+ B; Schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 j5 d% ^; G+ Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
, O# a/ c7 c9 A/ B: B4 @4 y' o“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 n* s' L( n! v: v1 E  Q$ A2 z4 sThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
/ E/ z, Z3 ~$ r- d$ _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
+ k4 f6 r+ z$ {: j$ U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! I4 I9 s( ~% Olook at it for hours!
; e# P4 ]- h8 ]/ p. O  P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' h- @0 q' ^, Z8 ^% tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 i2 N8 u5 B! H# e0 O3 PWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
  O$ J; H  j$ z" L+ q% X3 ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# a6 N7 S9 p) Vview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" u$ q. `: {: u4 t1 aThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# v; A/ g1 P9 X/ o; L2 {4 rknow. So why bother to learn.
, ^2 I$ z* N$ t& W1 h* z5 ^6 C学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着