加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! P4 Y- E" X8 {/ r, {' oOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
% d  a" p/ ?) h$ o5 O$ h5 |* Igirlfriend.
+ |% t" [# H$ ^* D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 |/ a6 Z+ M7 t3 a8 U) S& |Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% y' z0 x2 y/ o% S% c* f8 stwo.
( f& s% b$ S' R  J9 G% B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
& m) w' ^+ r7 Q3 q& \happiness is not the only thing in life.
' n- e. X- W' E. t再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
5 ], w$ ]% l8 s, E, J聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 S1 T7 y) Y* K# \, A( F) P" |many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 w( j! F. p2 v, X8 x爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# x' k- l, h6 HChildren in
# P  \% G) w/ z: m/ \backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) h& F5 ]# P$ u. i: t. M3 m“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  z$ }. [8 \& o5 n3 W8 `There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
: H4 G$ m9 C' f; G+ {morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
5 r0 }0 q; W& J6 B: K努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- C0 P* W. `, {- _2 u* J! Vlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( y  L! {! s" j2 v/ OGod made relatives; Thank God we
# t; J- S, y3 Dcan choose our friends.
$ j) I* _! ]& {3 o神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 s- D, {; J/ UWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 f0 R- {% J3 O) s! W3 c/ _view.
& i7 A  `; \1 ?- M4 k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 B0 R$ ^! ^" N7 zThe more you know, the more you forget.
( B0 @( s  u0 Z0 o7 j6 K' p4 eThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
" |6 [7 o5 J' q( w# F% R; ~  l学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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