加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; u8 d2 k+ @5 I% g) {. _( w; g6 DOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) z- j2 F1 I* f2 H9 n, V, kSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, Z: S2 x* K* N! Z4 _; P& ~Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 _3 {! T% ?- ~7 B9 ?% \* wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% C% c" B5 U4 |' m2 E, dtwo.
% A" p3 U) E& [, T每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 T, E1 a: f; }3 I7 `, N1 @happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 r1 S# t, j( F7 `4 }; l8 d; hThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 E& u9 C' Y# ootherwise.
6 \9 g* m# i7 ]7 p2 |! d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. {. W; @/ Q# ^  [. bSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 M: m. T) T6 v% hmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 u2 ?, B3 Z3 v% P" wNever put off the work till
  G0 g' v& e6 \6 r, r" e6 Y- m% s9 Ztomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
2 S# [0 F' S$ X2 C1 _5 @% Wbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
( ?9 c9 `8 w2 Z4 X& fdreams.” So go to sleep.
* ]1 R6 ~- `2 g9 o* `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! L# ?+ G( ?4 GThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# u# X5 S8 [* W0 T" d! Zmorning.
: b8 S: \$ p" r0 l' m应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 [" ]/ B" F* U  \“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
: b5 J8 v. V$ I( T( F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
( |4 I& o% e, a" D4 P6 A9 @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: f* r4 v) E8 X) YGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ B* V7 K" b5 ?5 s! J  g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' @3 j3 [% U! {+ T9 eA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
; L: F+ I8 z6 r6 i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' y) I/ S! F% A* dThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 ]! A. i, p; ]! \1 {3 C) xThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ {5 G; T$ ?4 E3 x0 R  |1 E+ t! XThe more you forget, the less you
4 y8 G6 r9 X. o$ Uknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着