加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 y3 D( C* P, V; qMastercard & Visa.
# X/ Q' O5 P" V+ F: n- k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' X* E1 B( \. G/ ]" P7 m0 Pso tasty.
1 m2 Z  f7 v% y: }8 b1 Z+ {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 X) e  i. f( z. M7 h! hSave water. Shower with your
, i. V& B- u2 Rgirlfriend.
' h5 G. [1 V8 C. V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. l6 S# g1 H: [7 s+ hcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; J. a, G- p' Z% }4 o! jBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; G" r  P# y0 T1 hEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ ]' P$ p+ y8 ]) oThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 P" M$ v0 s" I0 dotherwise.
# U: D" |6 ~2 \) z$ F" N( O1 I聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ v0 F1 E3 E* U& K! H. h5 hmany relatives.
$ s% `; p3 R' ?+ ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 ]  E0 @, ?# o4 _  e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; }$ s' B3 x/ ^" `( LLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) j+ G- A" q2 ~1 N  O8 r后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
: q9 e; Y" ]/ A# D5 Ydreams.” So go to sleep.
, n# r" U8 c) |6 P% X+ e“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% P! ~  H/ [  ^8 b* d* L1 pThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
. Z" G8 _* o9 E6 @. ^$ ]morning.
3 ?; I( B$ X9 U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 d* E$ Z3 h9 ~& R3 H' y$ zBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 G# @# F; c0 M8 [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" o/ N5 {& J" `0 j0 Z7 C" ?3 \$ \look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% P( B6 Z3 ?& K3 kGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 ~1 Z2 @! ^5 P& _神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& u& |/ A6 L2 SWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# j% z  S+ B" TA dress is like a barbed
$ d. I6 m+ S& A2 `$ r8 j; S! Hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 p! K/ q( l5 e2 u$ Nview.
/ e2 L! D/ J  u* @! @. S: z7 T+ M服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
1 B6 j& D. n1 EThe more you forget, the less you
0 I6 F& x5 n+ f7 R' H8 Dknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着