加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 f# k' k* B% h9 z& @Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 Q* r) {9 X$ K7 K' T' |" q2 KOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
2 T+ O; D& ?# d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 Z. ~4 _, R, @- FSave water. Shower with your
. J9 t: R$ \( M$ @: j% Rgirlfriend.
5 N0 K- Q$ n9 j- [  ?要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 G# e% @* c" q2 u: Q; {caught.
( O7 H" o' Y) m( _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* f0 @; m  C0 ]( U, O* ?7 `, rnever marry, And when they marry they become
" P2 f3 \- ]( D. U% a" h  uotherwise.
2 L5 U+ Z' I" ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 Z1 `& }1 C# r, S' s% Q2 b4 lNever put off the work till
# E  A5 ]' t3 _  O8 Dtomorrow what you can put off today.
; {  I/ K! P7 \' {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- n& @/ b5 l& ]" r3 |Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* ?' B& W* V; k/ {: v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# _) c; [% u2 t' D+ v' y  |Children in
8 a6 u) {9 P% Y+ _* G! k6 ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* H# e5 W! R$ M3 }4 {“Your future depends on your
( N0 |; k' {  K& \! G* J6 a7 U/ t7 T3 cdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ j5 a% h6 x9 I  [3 C) sBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! j1 H( e  W7 N- T" \- q1 Blook at it for hours!
1 E" L1 ?, X1 y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- t1 o# G4 T2 z0 E, ZGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 O/ \/ K$ X. @1 ~can choose our friends.
+ _) p# ^4 N" [& [7 V: H神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
" i8 |4 R& E( C$ ], t) w- Tcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
+ W# C# P7 }0 T4 t- M% e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
$ }3 ~' `1 [  l3 l* X1 dThe more you know, the more you forget.
8 T, Q6 V: o/ c, T! |! x3 B6 W. f' YThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" z% O4 O# {( F为什么学来着