加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
1 a  D! |; z" n0 u% M5 W  e) L* z9 |3 Wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ i8 x( A+ h0 Q! f5 q5 {Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
/ F9 o) K, y+ g7 u( A! r4 J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ y: ]; a) B3 M6 f4 B" uLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
1 J$ g. P( }! L/ W6 C1 y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! y; ?2 G5 a: ^two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% b) a; o* A$ q+ |Every man should marry. After all,
. n; J+ O8 x9 vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ E& |$ j/ I& c4 a! ]The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
" E  h) \* `1 i* C' ]6 H4 z. potherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' M2 j- c+ A) `5 b: DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 O) q' i% Z$ e  _) Imany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' ~- H: F; x3 ]' i) RNever put off the work till
+ K3 Z. t7 _2 A# g! Utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
+ r/ F! {3 e: \9 }$ `) w( sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 u6 V' P7 {; B$ ]后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
9 {! x( c/ @. g& O0 F& I- Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 y. Z/ e: N  @% B$ m$ ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 e- i2 [0 ], y- H* R) k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ x4 P/ d: P; O' E7 _/ I7 Y4 ?( m$ W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ ~7 }$ H" b+ i( j# C3 u8 S1 c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, R+ f* F. x& N5 G6 _2 T) tlook at it for hours!
) L1 [/ @- L5 m7 d工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- e) R5 F2 E4 w4 \+ J: I8 iGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 s) n/ a  g5 S; L2 ~1 u- i1 }8 \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
9 n8 f  {: M9 ?* }2 [( Y5 Q8 [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
1 r" ^5 g) H% [7 {6 t3 \know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着