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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
5 y9 q' ], d1 s- d  Q! PMastercard & Visa./ x4 c' [. U3 ~2 x/ p3 g
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* U; R8 _9 i4 zOne should love animals. They are
# {' R; r1 ^! Y4 ]7 |& s9 sso tasty.
% F% Z  q3 B3 {& \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 n6 {/ y% ~3 N* USave water. Shower with your
1 G! x, b" P/ R8 ~  y- h, Qgirlfriend.
$ u( `3 m& \, T7 n5 w9 [要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 L; l3 k+ v: k1 ~% J
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 4 t- L3 z7 y" D. E2 F  N4 r
caught.' |6 }* Y' n- m5 h' `, f9 X; c# g
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& F: l* U4 F" h0 |& x( [6 e
Behind every successful man, there is a $ {3 i4 f3 n$ S1 u. \
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 8 F3 Y! R- R& j: z
two., w8 G- m( M0 n9 F9 ?7 U
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 D5 \6 ~; m2 o* d3 gEvery man should marry. After all,
) ^* ]) i5 X, F' ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
# ]2 P; ?6 M! \! V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, f" K4 \: i+ ?( s) V1 ]. S8 T2 q
The wise
" J# d* j* a, onever marry, And when they marry they become
' M" B! C( |' E) W4 Iotherwise.
8 ]# h! Y( O. a, |8 H5 u6 q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& k3 k9 |) b+ l; L" FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 7 n$ j* V- R8 T6 T& L
many relatives.
" ?7 R- n- Z4 K- ^! ~) t( I! f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 E$ T5 N' M6 h+ H" |
Never put off the work till
& u- E6 O5 E- [2 J. d3 n$ |tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 p* S+ S/ G! Y* ^# x, O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& P! a( w; O; Q1 D( tLove is
" w5 f+ e/ F! @4 ^6 K  {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.) H; B; h5 C9 S7 Z- b6 V
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
8 {0 T3 ]' x* o( y6 w7 P' k7 }4 UChildren in
0 A/ j4 G9 j4 N9 o  O; P4 Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( l4 V6 h/ w% i2 N, j/ o! A$ {. Vchildren.$ g6 N/ X% Y8 ?0 {
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ i2 U- ^) F" y* t% |/ A* F
“Your future depends on your 0 t0 [* i/ n) J/ \9 ]* I
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! k( W# A# X6 O2 H5 y, V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 b, N; G; i- L5 x5 [, M! QThere should be a 3 _+ z# Q2 p2 f) n# q+ a
better way to start a day than waking up every
9 |8 j( ]% w1 [* [morning.) p! _( K8 c5 a5 i9 z7 U1 z+ d
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% ?, y; t) l: I3 J6 M“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( u$ L' _! N* h9 W: s( U' nBut why take the risk?/ Q' Q0 N+ r& F; X  l
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* l) k4 f$ z$ R1 h“Work fascinates me.“ I can
; k) L! x' B" y, f! O2 Flook at it for hours!2 C/ [6 L; u0 |/ E
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 T0 t* g6 X6 I! o/ kGod made relatives; Thank God we 2 s/ I8 r! ~5 b& x+ H
can choose our friends.$ x0 W5 O1 e9 \$ y% U7 o
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 C3 v, @2 ^! SWhen two’s
1 H1 ?- l6 U+ [- R" P6 ccompany, three’s the result!, I+ b- y6 t$ M1 o
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!0 r1 m( c; E$ P" G# C
A dress is like a barbed 2 M" c+ E  L% P* b9 p' f
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* U5 I, o* L2 U. oview.
% S4 u0 S- T; A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。" l$ Z+ T3 F/ b' Z3 K
The more you learn, the more you know, 3 |% C# ?% F9 Z# H
The more you know, the more you forget.) [: W; \6 [( u! j
The more you forget, the less you , N, r7 K" ]- T6 a
know. So why bother to learn.
. Q# n0 s! f# J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
4 L! V* }- _3 r3 D6 k7 i, Q% b为什么学来着
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