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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 3 L* d; R& ^9 f- R6 x1 K
Mastercard & Visa.
( j: R& }" V% E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' m9 G* K  ~/ C# l& jOne should love animals. They are ( i. q5 a! Y7 @  ~* ]" N: Q
so tasty.: u7 i! w% ]) X1 ?0 \
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) [& ?, o" j( m8 z# QSave water. Shower with your 8 }: K; G5 p9 |" _( R
girlfriend.
% }' C8 f: p0 K) ^0 {% R+ ^, X) k" E, ]要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 C) K- C) \. U+ u( p3 g( I; ?
Love the neighbor. But don’t get & l, {; V& p# i% C
caught.
$ g6 ^; g0 _% @% e/ H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" x$ B" ]9 V7 H; c; W0 B
Behind every successful man, there is a & c$ x7 P. j% p5 O
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ t$ P2 {0 Y2 Z% `7 y- o) f) ntwo.
4 v. q" f1 n/ {8 |: E每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 [3 w) ?# n4 l, \$ SEvery man should marry. After all, : ?; _' W7 f1 e; U3 X  t& |, K! `5 v+ |
happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 ]; c7 C$ ?; {% J. J6 I! ~4 X再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 u3 i( G; B( s0 F$ TThe wise 3 \6 P: _. h# p6 z; i( m
never marry, And when they marry they become 0 @8 z- L" @' L/ v: }5 A* O% i
otherwise.
9 d  R+ M/ p6 h- x0 {! [# M1 g" T聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! B' R; k; k) c. KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
/ _5 ~( C; R" ?( Lmany relatives.8 y6 O8 G2 j2 s: t  q
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. Q' f$ c, Q9 p  DNever put off the work till 4 G3 h# c. B6 a8 {, W, {
tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ o  L- k4 O8 O6 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; R& J! R/ C' w' ?+ H( S1 K
Love is
  b% A- M5 u# G/ \; x" cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 i, z, ^$ y: B0 i1 I( V爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, B7 @8 E8 ]& l9 oChildren in
& p" ~9 k. w& f% W6 L" Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause " Z4 }/ \8 D$ _5 Y: D# g; ^; l
children.
3 h) z! R  w; M4 b4 F3 t/ g9 e7 N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。0 c# Q0 N) h, U) r' V* K
“Your future depends on your - Y  u8 N7 \# X* r) U
dreams.” So go to sleep.2 }7 p  S. L/ R: r8 G# F
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 K" ^8 p: ?: ]& M" Q2 e" p1 E
There should be a " a' V+ e0 p4 A/ v' }
better way to start a day than waking up every % L" @8 W3 ^) {9 P" K5 `0 G
morning.$ c' g' t% c" o: l7 Y) J( r0 _
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 P  _  |. e- N' _
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 6 x/ Z  D" @, a+ S5 ]" C
But why take the risk?5 X) \; C6 L$ [, H1 _) o; B
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' D# B5 j7 X5 X“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 u& F7 k. i9 `# E
look at it for hours!/ p! v  U0 r& }1 W
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" E- C( G, B1 f3 _. m1 t# CGod made relatives; Thank God we # \/ e* l1 u* {- F- d: Y
can choose our friends.* S! Z5 _) ]3 `/ i, e
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ d. j1 L2 \( k# f3 w; d
When two’s
, x0 o/ J" M* N3 @$ p3 r. @company, three’s the result!7 G- p9 ?4 |& `: Y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!$ l# h9 d( [( e* ]
A dress is like a barbed
! n+ K- G/ j8 X3 U& y$ n6 l( H2 Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 6 j. c5 a" s' W
view.
% \( l+ r" Z1 p. l: S服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 J, i. W( d9 l6 N' _# w5 LThe more you learn, the more you know,
, E) `3 i! y9 o9 B: T1 T$ kThe more you know, the more you forget.
; ?$ h) X* W* k% I8 l" c- M; vThe more you forget, the less you 7 g, V9 w  x3 `$ n
know. So why bother to learn.
* W- O( V' K1 W; K9 `. r( v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: r1 p! K- J# k' |; S& P4 H为什么学来着
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