加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# [: n5 }# c5 O1 YMastercard & Visa.
* T: w9 a4 z7 R# P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
; H  x6 h2 R+ p5 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. z8 V/ k* v/ y! v2 D' ~Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" N: g- i5 X9 x# qcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
. ?1 @! E- k) {" |( }) v3 Kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
9 c% b% Q& J0 N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ o" N0 u3 z7 }1 h' L8 i. WEvery man should marry. After all,
. _; O3 x9 j2 Q( r7 o6 L  C: jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
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  O8 o0 a. }, U& Totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
  P2 Z- [  H; F6 P9 `+ m( dmany relatives.
, ?0 U% I( ?7 N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. m, a  U9 n+ c1 q2 Q. }% uNever put off the work till
( P2 c) w9 z* ]tomorrow what you can put off today.
, |' s. r# E7 @3 u! W4 b. x不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 }# M) Q* c# C# V# hChildren in
* }/ E* z& V, zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( p2 |# w* O8 Q9 l) p& P( V$ M, ]0 schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) Y, u' _$ s+ v8 o/ H4 y  b/ }0 i“Your future depends on your
- a2 L+ X; b0 l- vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' O; ~: k5 ?1 n* I( TThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
: F+ [  E- H3 B+ P) o% ~morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  t) K8 p7 h" f$ p“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- b$ k! j# Q- ]# M6 j* K2 HBut why take the risk?
) p+ ]  L' D- G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ W+ H' Q! I( z' i: ulook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' ^* j, ], l- @" XGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 v& I/ |  s; \/ D1 y3 H; gcan choose our friends.
) _7 _1 o; a* q% P神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
5 i$ t! ^$ b* m# _) G4 K- gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 C, a3 ]+ M+ s  ~% Y: Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" ^7 O* `) J( z0 Z* W4 Q5 t! f2 n0 `The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& c4 w: P3 M! k6 J% O  k( y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着