加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
4 e! i$ E9 m  R钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 Q6 ?& ?! i6 S1 ^so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
) M) F9 H' h; w2 A5 R3 o" n9 v5 ?girlfriend.
+ \$ q) j' b! |0 M" c要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' x9 B7 n- |5 _( \9 h5 Q, YLove the neighbor. But don’t get
# h3 j( W6 ^. Y& |' w' O& S( Rcaught.
+ N( H0 k$ ^, T2 \# L: V2 b* q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& b# |$ z0 n! V( vBehind every successful man, there is a
; P9 }5 f  k/ }/ m# fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 I% t7 e" D/ g0 _" D. ^two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: P  ^( r( a3 n3 J, u5 m+ LEvery man should marry. After all,
2 ^( E$ [+ h9 x: C" B% v# xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
8 G( B" s9 d: c$ D0 r7 Bnever marry, And when they marry they become
. H/ S) q0 {9 dotherwise.
4 C# m; P7 j" e: P2 X6 Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& b. ]3 D9 u/ L- B+ h' n6 iNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
' [, d* m, _+ @) @) S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 [% @% x* P4 \0 G, S5 ILove is
. h3 B: {2 [# u9 b/ @- Ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: f0 A; @/ J, \" x2 UChildren in
) M2 ?/ ~; V% \backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. L7 F/ @$ D6 F' i  U' Hchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 |$ X2 K' Z& ], x+ K“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
6 G  S: Z1 Z! Y  j% _morning.
% `, e, b% ?- f5 h( O7 A! l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 p6 |5 S( A* P' M, e& p“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( x0 N' R3 J/ E- Z# f“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" T& g& U5 f! w3 [look at it for hours!
% _8 z# I- w8 _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 c5 O7 b& [. s3 t/ pcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! P* ?6 \* i) X! l1 a+ eWhen two’s
) p* {: m* l  `, Hcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
" K3 {7 b) G; ^, ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 Q* O/ d! e# y& D6 L- \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
  a5 d. J1 @6 sThe more you know, the more you forget.
/ G5 [0 T# r. p2 j7 @The more you forget, the less you
0 y3 y; E$ [; e- m; b- b( zknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, p6 z6 v  h( M/ G, p为什么学来着