加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 O* X7 t- Y! a) h& KOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
; i2 s& }% e7 [+ q+ G* K" c每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ X) j' R  ~! S  f9 v- U6 ?要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; f$ h$ S8 K, _! k, `, LBehind every successful man, there is a
& n( s6 v) `0 P5 Fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  s2 L! T  ?0 l; s! Otwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
6 d! m' g4 Q! b  Jnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
" L- ^3 |. D# u5 ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# b% u4 j% K7 mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ T3 ?  i1 F5 w( i% fNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ L; `5 Q6 i  V3 }Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
$ N' W: J2 h0 tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 [( Q& J$ K% t( c) P3 a+ v9 ^“Your future depends on your
2 M0 m/ H, s: M4 G7 x7 z. Gdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
: q, }5 k0 t' \' W* eThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# {; O* J; a5 M3 V$ Xmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 O, H( j) U9 X* E& @; A5 e“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
! O( [% N( ^: M( [努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
$ Y, O5 y2 q, m, Y  {5 C( A  {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 s4 c& ?5 p7 a3 k+ ?, ]look at it for hours!
4 S) U& U' w: p0 F, g- S工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ K4 E+ n8 E6 G$ e9 p' H) RGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
) k$ ]9 _7 p: i神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& L1 @  m, G! NWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 I6 q0 ^8 ^. Z4 M: H( ~5 Yview.
; E7 [$ @1 W0 i" Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
( [5 Q: t9 q$ F# {The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
: @8 k# L, X% m) r学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着