加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% I0 Y5 _2 U& a: {Mastercard & Visa.
8 r& i4 r, k' T: Y3 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( ^2 X  k% Q5 [/ V( rOne should love animals. They are
9 u+ [* c3 p* r9 R! p. y- b  ]+ uso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 {3 ]: t( f9 U8 B- hSave water. Shower with your
* G' H4 j% |+ m  I/ p; a0 d2 mgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
+ J# f: K2 e9 h, Bcaught.
; s' P3 n/ a. B7 U0 ?/ D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* V* `) E, s+ F$ v3 @2 dEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
, M3 w1 T  c% i; M! l' d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 M# G: z) Y9 z6 SThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
* H  D% w. c" k) D, \( a5 y! d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 Z+ g. A5 |3 e3 CSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
9 C+ N, k0 a. @* P: w$ {$ Omany relatives.
8 i# \/ W1 M5 R! X! i& S. U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
9 o8 R0 _. J. Htomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' `9 F8 r, C3 c" g. ~Love is
8 H, i2 j/ t# qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- v/ n* Z4 f5 Y+ N1 _1 w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 ?5 ^  [4 P5 b' [- mChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& G# m, B9 \! F6 a) qchildren.
/ _% r! [* v2 n3 ^$ I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. [  _& e. j& `0 _“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
# W# s5 e( P5 A. E; ]- Nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- M; c) B  L7 p' \4 ^God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
7 {- N3 T1 D% W7 h4 f& ?company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 G1 u2 o$ Z" ~  qA dress is like a barbed
4 f9 S* s. m4 r8 wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" J/ F( c& g+ V( f* q0 v) y1 V% Sview.
& h, W7 L- F, J& T# J% R服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% x: S$ m+ H% P2 _The more you learn, the more you know,
5 _3 F) @/ |7 m7 R) B) lThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着