加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 K8 |: P! }2 @) k* |Mastercard & Visa.
8 \+ I( D  y, c* N% K) m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
/ y( @, K' `) `3 [% Kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 h5 l1 ]  ]+ d5 g( o) l1 Y) a2 TSave water. Shower with your
# D) J6 q! F" F- p8 ^, igirlfriend.
1 C: S. w/ H# A4 c7 ]$ T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 s3 k; [+ o  |6 \- bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' ]" R* R% H2 d$ w+ wBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
" x+ j  M, R6 S# B# D4 Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
/ e! Y) P- [8 d* }3 Z; B/ Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 g) m4 p0 f5 z. {  e; eotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 V% D$ V7 d( K( _- jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
; h4 s0 u; O/ wmany relatives.
; @' H! H; X8 q, @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
7 y# U" g6 ~3 N( z. B) mtomorrow what you can put off today.
6 \/ J$ q0 Y2 _1 e, a  p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
) I3 h, X$ T( |6 Dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 V" M1 m. X& t" N% q2 }' h9 [& L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ Y$ T- n% l" w* f6 w. lChildren in
) l& t; I1 d! }" P" P" s7 zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
3 S0 _* F; O. i7 k8 k0 F. U$ `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
# X5 X3 \7 |5 scan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
/ S# }5 T+ a8 S  B$ L  u/ ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  u6 M  q& u! L: l! E. S5 fA dress is like a barbed
1 E5 w$ F5 G" S; v& Wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  G5 _4 h4 ~( c3 o* ]$ [* UThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
3 s7 b" W* Q' x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着