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Money is not everything. There’s
6 |# c+ T. p+ |9 H' E [Mastercard & Visa.8 x: m# r% u0 T9 q& o, X
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% W. M! Y4 u. T# b. a
One should love animals. They are . D6 i9 x/ i/ ?( G: j g
so tasty. [( b" a+ W2 I) O; a u* _5 |: F
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。" |" p! S2 W+ I8 K: V+ z& @. j
Save water. Shower with your " V8 ]) Q( R( i) V+ c. k5 z- l7 N
girlfriend.) C; K( f" \4 e! t$ _% f
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- h3 p* p4 V6 c1 w4 S/ Z! [Love the neighbor. But don’t get , J6 Z0 \) j; S: S' Y2 k& C
caught.
* P4 T1 X& J6 ?: u要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& D B- u9 a& G# Q( D* O
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 g% h) ?6 T4 T$ `( c, I) [% \man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# Q A+ B- L: l" Ntwo.
, q! P6 M6 r/ B9 n3 ~. r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: A2 @+ W8 O& ?( l* N( C: W, pEvery man should marry. After all, " G. f# [$ k. x* ]9 I$ u8 ~
happiness is not the only thing in life.$ X2 x. D4 j! M, `) w: ^
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: N6 i1 {' E8 C: B! iThe wise
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otherwise.2 Q u/ ]+ j4 h: {; G; B+ r
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) k0 T4 c$ h% @5 j, h+ p% BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
, H- b9 `& J& i) o4 p! I$ H R- vmany relatives.: W3 a" [$ p% {$ O+ z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) X4 ^# o: S* k8 L O) KNever put off the work till
$ }' d! U. M# D3 @- H4 b9 ttomorrow what you can put off today.
4 W: H3 d" J/ S6 h! Y* K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; [5 F h- c. r
Love is % `; j& C! z8 \+ ^' G% i
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ e) P5 n1 e5 s4 Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, n: L: r: o0 ^Children in
$ Y6 W) r3 F* M- @+ y7 H( ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
q' S5 p% J( Echildren.
- {3 z2 M" U; [% |* V' |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 A5 L; E( H$ v: A- C“Your future depends on your
. R3 e( `, Z0 `0 L0 Cdreams.” So go to sleep.
9 c' P5 c' T! R“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' f0 b; S4 O+ XThere should be a
5 A9 O& s# o$ ^: n7 q9 ^% F Z3 cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 v7 ~2 j& Y: |1 ?6 ~morning.
. Q; C! T. [( P7 i' t, X) B7 Y% T- ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 S% N1 E9 d# D2 z7 K“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ( F8 h* b. X' Q3 E, B
But why take the risk?
! j3 y+ V$ O& @$ i, }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。- r8 r8 {3 l' c
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) ^1 r# a5 H* I3 u
God made relatives; Thank God we 8 u! D% e2 c3 G9 d) U
can choose our friends.( H0 S" s$ J% S( I9 i m" Y
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 t' E% z* |* IWhen two’s 9 j# p* \- ?0 R! d3 Y9 Y3 `
company, three’s the result!
+ Z9 S6 C0 h9 C6 V1 G* f z! T两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!; J2 ~6 l; H( q7 D1 s
A dress is like a barbed " G1 |: M- J( q9 Y+ C
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 [" p/ k9 w# w+ r( D% D' u
The more you learn, the more you know,
& C* u2 X% [* uThe more you know, the more you forget.
1 V& U o- s; ?0 \$ {4 s( a, @The more you forget, the less you / r; {8 Y( m2 j# u3 [$ T
know. So why bother to learn.$ ]! x1 n) t7 L% j! M* Z" g( C
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! P4 {6 @/ O9 t" Z8 R5 ^( h! X# B: I为什么学来着 |
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