加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
* _& ^: _+ ^9 Y. A6 U9 i7 O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
- B4 c% Q, d! ]: e3 H! Aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
3 K! Z! o+ \( {( ?要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) p3 P& R' U- r# v. ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
' s4 ^' ?+ p9 U+ H( G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( `5 H( b4 I3 {5 v' T/ TBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: K) T# N  c( f+ n/ v% Jtwo.
1 z" F$ B2 P* u0 h6 ]8 V, L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, m& w! c" T1 b; f% X: hEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
" {, X1 |& H: l+ P. L, u, |never marry, And when they marry they become
# @/ }' R' I0 z' R7 v* D6 U% gotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 n* ]  e* `' b, d3 ?, ^5 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
, R1 ~2 @& c. ^+ @+ mmany relatives.
( l. S% \' Z; K- t  E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
0 c$ C: L  O& _! ?' dtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 l7 K( @/ I: T1 m9 R6 D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ R1 w7 V  l3 @# U4 K, O; w4 e% ELove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- e4 k. y+ T; Y9 Z1 Y& J' Y/ |" ?6 L( zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) y# @! H# G0 {" x后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! R" V  u2 f+ ~. H) z5 }“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 r; K* r1 n/ ]. L/ Nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
( r5 ?" o' T! C" o应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& ?9 \5 P& s: F: ~# ?" ^“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 J1 N$ n8 F# n& N4 lBut why take the risk?
, R! X% V9 N& {3 L/ s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
& I. Z3 g% T* Ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
! @% p$ z, W6 ycan choose our friends.
/ Y/ h$ E) N  u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
) L: [, F; w; h) M3 [0 l+ G) M/ Qcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( p6 Q# |% I! k4 }) K1 T$ F9 H" }A dress is like a barbed
, m1 Q# d& c5 G8 |" F1 ]2 p4 Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 O! X2 I  e1 |1 T; i( ], sThe more you learn, the more you know,
* f6 ~. s2 R, JThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
8 k4 d0 ]* Q& B0 n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着