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Money is not everything. There’s
! [; s" b; A+ g4 d( w8 hMastercard & Visa.
6 V/ K4 S! J2 i: J, n/ `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" E8 O( Q. E" ]$ P' |7 F U6 W8 HOne should love animals. They are
: o0 r- u+ ~+ R5 uso tasty.
& `, w; r* o: \1 Y5 V5 O每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。8 a9 G) Q8 }# |! G8 E N) [
Save water. Shower with your
9 c! O2 k3 ~: l A% b. K2 j5 ^+ Tgirlfriend.; X2 y! b0 G; P. I7 ?' d
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% B( j1 l3 e0 j- M PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" }% T6 d# \' b! Y9 V" p. ABehind every successful man, there is a ) ~) l* c. `+ b+ W! @( f% O
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ) L; ~1 h5 I0 O
two.2 w3 n& I7 V9 R) V+ m' m
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ v/ ^( |& N m- U1 @* |3 v/ gEvery man should marry. After all, ; j% B. g. o; V# T: G6 M
happiness is not the only thing in life.9 k z, k. b$ |$ b' X1 F j) a
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 N8 m+ ^) [( ]. BThe wise
( ]( @4 l5 V5 Tnever marry, And when they marry they become
% b) W# `( \1 m, Totherwise.
6 ]' s5 E6 @' K/ Y3 E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: E( C3 A( l5 I$ b
Success is a relative term. It brings so
" b% v& F7 i0 h, _ ^many relatives.
+ d+ }7 {5 J( H" Y+ a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. K4 v, M) G* J- NNever put off the work till : u3 W# |6 b" z) z! S
tomorrow what you can put off today.( u! S! J! m. ?; R! J8 f
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& ?2 C8 r' p' ?1 N! `Love is
% p$ t, J7 ]# `! iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop., Z' N, j7 E- }' r+ [
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
G- r4 i: [% O! LChildren in
W% G! k; ~: t6 b* Lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause % p; ^4 \; a+ s8 S# e
children.8 ]0 F6 e! a0 X, U1 K5 _$ ~0 O, N
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。4 V+ D+ ` k/ f J7 v
“Your future depends on your
8 A5 }1 s8 f/ [dreams.” So go to sleep.0 {& m5 ?+ k% f( y( U( G8 _# j
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
; `, F' |, t ~! H( rThere should be a
5 Y# }: H v$ F; h) U5 M; Abetter way to start a day than waking up every
: _& I. w" Q6 ~" D5 U* \- amorning.* \7 ^5 S* [9 p. [, p ~& c2 v' ]3 J, d! S
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: r/ x$ E/ X1 x% C- O" V" A1 I; ?8 d
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
F' u6 M' C9 @ }" _' ^% NBut why take the risk?
~6 O/ o4 R) j" W7 ^1 R, T5 s' N# j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& |1 n0 {! ~# [; F$ Q' n
“Work fascinates me.“ I can : ~5 o# M. r5 o' D$ R; ]: U0 j8 l9 e& F
look at it for hours!8 ]+ M$ G% d: a r1 j
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
7 v% Z2 F4 G4 ^' WGod made relatives; Thank God we 2 s+ U; d' c" g7 M
can choose our friends.9 g" s, _3 ^1 b6 i, K4 K% a. l8 H
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: e; g" z6 Q G) {; b' j
When two’s ' g1 _2 b5 U. T' O. V- |: U
company, three’s the result!
/ E) |+ h/ m$ v: R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ l; \) H0 e# f; h5 V# P4 O. h) \: `A dress is like a barbed
' c5 A9 u' j0 v& [fence. It protects the premises without restricting the $ ^0 T8 K0 i! J9 F. b) [
view.
1 A1 G7 ~0 Q, m6 B2 h5 B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% s! U) R% u; H. \* Z, V' RThe more you learn, the more you know, & j9 @" [6 B" Z
The more you know, the more you forget.
, @" s) Q* w* S/ R, |1 ?The more you forget, the less you 5 g- L% ]7 d9 t* q
know. So why bother to learn.
! Z& U% @" }7 W9 {" f, D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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