加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ T: w2 |' D0 W( tMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' N: A& o  l  L( Z# m# lso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
) ]$ R( l: b7 a* q: p/ ?girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
1 h( v: c3 K* q0 u4 Vcaught.
7 X. Q) q  h4 K- y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ b/ k5 ~8 f* A$ S  RBehind every successful man, there is a
5 j8 n. T) p# d  K7 b/ sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, }5 ]* [' ]! O7 ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: z6 S9 }) y$ C% i+ X1 WThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
! f+ @3 o; ^5 r2 [' }8 Q* d& }* |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 \$ i& [1 R% C! V+ eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
; a7 q" h- w+ B: D! ]) N% X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
* d4 {& E$ N1 y' Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 ]& i# N' _4 n2 o不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
5 ?+ E: g% ]* {' H+ ?$ N: V% PLove is
( O6 K) @2 g2 i. Sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! b8 U# O  ^: t( A' j0 b* W爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; p& L, l1 j! gchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
8 t% s3 N: P1 c9 C& s- a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 ~# U+ l9 T9 @1 jThere should be a
) P% Z8 [! e! a8 J9 _& Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 n; o) T% e. S9 _& D1 zmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ ~3 ~- Y. c% }4 n. R  y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
3 H  z% U5 s0 `& L努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
1 Q' b" B9 o/ T# T, j- j工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
# u& s7 r% x: a1 }" ican choose our friends.
! B  E% k* H" O0 `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
. e  J! f( G- G4 `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) y* S- Y( i1 T' [' [A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" Q8 H; K! X# d! D$ A2 e& ZThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
- }. r& c4 x( `! s8 E. @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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