加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
3 f+ P' P, C1 W' s. \  x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* O$ c/ B. B& ~One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
! y8 M. t7 ?7 x6 o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' t9 M$ Q! d' e- ^( z, f0 _, P+ TLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 @: N* h0 W* Z5 r% N3 f8 V( sBehind every successful man, there is a
+ w8 t3 _6 V4 e5 R8 v* R" k5 bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 w" w) o3 B1 z2 E  o! b每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 f4 o" X; y, ~& ?$ G) r: A7 p- lEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ q; ]1 v% ~, @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, x6 N  h- T) BThe wise
& f; I. U$ c7 e) d) Z" l/ qnever marry, And when they marry they become
3 k/ {( \5 m" ^! hotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) \$ X; v6 X; T$ Y  G1 |many relatives.
$ ^* s" y% n* L6 r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ v7 m1 h( `' N& z2 kNever put off the work till
4 w' ?, D; s+ q9 v4 d0 X' U  r2 qtomorrow what you can put off today.
; z! X# A; F2 J4 h8 L$ j! ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' G5 F0 \' l1 Q/ m9 gLove is
5 Q1 U: Z0 h0 }2 Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 d+ [) K8 V' B5 U. s爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 M6 M8 @% ~+ F7 echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
: ~: l+ u5 _* EThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
7 Z7 Z8 B' |" F6 O2 h  Mmorning.
7 e! m0 H  v' ~" ~# ?5 w! t, G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 J, ^# m3 P3 UBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 g6 c: y6 J5 v* r7 OGod made relatives; Thank God we
! b  \! h6 g: ~can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
) q4 f+ [; E  V+ Y( V' ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
* k5 Q# ]$ w) H/ K' Nfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
1 z& u" {# F8 N1 h6 F9 G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! s9 t1 g9 L; E# l0 i$ P$ ]The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
4 E4 |7 V& p. u5 @know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着