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Money is not everything. There’s * I6 ^: w. }1 B+ I! f/ q' s5 ^# B
Mastercard & Visa.4 R8 W+ r$ }& Q$ Y' ]
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ `" J7 N0 Z$ I9 UOne should love animals. They are 3 C) c. `2 F, L r& @, f7 k
so tasty.
( ~- L& e- ]: ?1 J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 v/ |: W- K+ d/ ASave water. Shower with your
1 L2 A# z& b" p# c5 Qgirlfriend.# S+ b8 J8 L* |# g9 t
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! k6 u1 \. y: S) uLove the neighbor. But don’t get
2 z& _! s& {$ f. e6 Pcaught.
; n5 Q& ?4 Q* G" ~6 M# M( r! @3 e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ d/ c+ @4 z8 S7 r3 J9 m. c( `Behind every successful man, there is a
% A, Z* A$ D- ]man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ v8 a# M* T8 C1 H+ R# Otwo.
! w5 M& g7 j% T! e+ w每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。) a, u6 C6 Q% c5 K# c0 |
Every man should marry. After all,
9 r' }" _ E7 z4 Q+ f7 K% G, dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
0 `. b6 b2 C: g8 S8 K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。& s5 B; D2 }) \/ f& u8 ~
The wise
) q& L _+ k% E) N! Inever marry, And when they marry they become 1 F% U1 x: C4 X, U4 B
otherwise.
$ a- u8 S9 N. S. v聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, p3 x; a6 O$ W! B2 {4 y4 {Success is a relative term. It brings so
! e1 {( M7 a. c" d% p7 @7 [# \many relatives.3 v2 b4 X9 X3 \- Y
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# ^. V: Y; J3 h. _5 d) l. ]% s% `0 d
Never put off the work till - q( M+ n j2 p- b& x
tomorrow what you can put off today./ Z% ~3 y" H, e; x/ n( G* k
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( t0 k4 H( Q, z' T4 S+ y/ F3 XLove is
* B# b$ F0 U. s- I8 f: F+ `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.9 Y( ?4 c3 q( w' K
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% k" {- S! ?, n0 n: b% {+ dChildren in
8 x( v- W @4 [; i6 |( |0 |; Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ Y0 ^- k" u/ f5 R) o3 Mchildren.
* N, H8 w8 C: W( n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ h/ [7 i( f5 @7 o! A, x9 c
“Your future depends on your , B8 _' k4 E: B0 M( ~" a1 F
dreams.” So go to sleep.. j. M: n$ P* E0 {8 h* T
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 C7 C% ~5 V3 m) R' X8 XThere should be a - ?7 C3 h( J' ^( u) Z
better way to start a day than waking up every
4 s z0 y$ M2 B4 }3 y/ rmorning.
! Z6 i$ j) s( b3 s4 n) z0 ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 N ]' P, b2 i5 s; ]- N1 w“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ p( d! g ~0 @3 l5 xBut why take the risk?
4 r/ z9 ?4 P2 p( g0 q5 o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ m2 K0 e7 v8 f
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 W% f/ E: s8 ~4 Mlook at it for hours!
$ |: A7 L6 D3 [* H# S6 O: l; O工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& o. d" u6 W5 V( F5 `
God made relatives; Thank God we 2 b2 u* q E2 d1 `# J1 H: {& `& l" H
can choose our friends.( x9 `& S0 M# {. \+ | |. S9 a) k0 W
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 l( ]; ~4 H0 r& C" p) G7 k! oWhen two’s
+ v6 @5 O+ r% b: o% a. b8 ]company, three’s the result!
8 g; G% i6 |: [" Q# U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" H* h4 e; }) i$ d: T4 G/ nA dress is like a barbed
$ l7 x' ^ ]2 D1 Y. ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the : N) w0 Z. b D& d5 }
view.
& ~5 T0 J1 c- @& A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8 F. g5 ]; R. J$ e1 |) I/ W1 H6 }
The more you learn, the more you know,
$ Y. A$ Y6 }) r$ f: M: ]( @8 ]0 jThe more you know, the more you forget.7 u5 e) t& P( q* F
The more you forget, the less you
0 K/ U: D/ |9 o3 S9 Z2 K# ]. `know. So why bother to learn. E7 b. B# y! ?9 S$ u( E* D8 Z% R5 W
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, I7 F$ S4 \% F3 j1 |
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