加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
) u$ o/ h9 f& [钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 |7 E0 {( @+ `- b  J( r6 @+ xSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
! F" p" H# O6 w2 Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ y/ Y" G+ X! u  k# g# u0 \Love the neighbor. But don’t get
  ?5 r, b, ?9 w# T# G- gcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 }0 L3 Q. P( N, PBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( J1 W6 i1 ~' b  H, h( Atwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; n0 H% ~" C- y- R! g3 J( ~The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
$ a1 N6 X9 j/ o4 V# R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
  q$ b4 ^+ _: V- ~2 R3 g( W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& b, _2 F" W, C# X7 |2 n! q( b* oNever put off the work till
; O" u8 k, ^+ R' h! ~% ptomorrow what you can put off today.
5 a( c8 G& |3 b3 k不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
5 R  ^* [  K, U% f/ X9 \Love is
" B3 k/ B& H& t' B0 C- {& W+ p. gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 S  U3 d4 Y. Z5 ~! e爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
8 h% V5 {. H3 H: p. f$ C7 \' Bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% F6 F; c0 M9 c( |0 `' P, P- Pchildren.
3 i0 c& k) L- C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 x: H0 q- d  s+ S/ q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 p8 g+ u! P; I- a% K  ]better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
6 c  [8 e0 ~; V4 y1 d; ~应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 Y- A, W3 {0 ?: [4 V, aBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ j5 g* k7 P, I/ l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. N! Z& Y$ ~9 Y$ t- K; }/ q4 _! q0 V+ z) ^look at it for hours!
' `3 u" O1 m' u5 Z7 @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
( h! [6 E# m9 p' N& ecan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; A! c% `8 ?: I2 B$ i$ U: \0 |When two’s
* l/ F8 R( q- z  Q# K6 ~2 Bcompany, three’s the result!
$ y2 o. V8 r8 _* }0 z6 v% w5 h两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
8 V8 @0 L# P/ Z( P服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 @* E; Y9 X% e' d, XThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
! E5 P4 _3 Y: K+ KThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
% _, l0 [+ }$ n) e/ K; K) X学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着