加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
1 G5 X- l( n/ O8 t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ x% Y: F: X" h, ^+ _- mOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
9 @( N9 y) [7 ~3 y0 t5 Ngirlfriend.
/ o; y- f  J1 c' n2 f  K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- q) L! U( V4 YBehind every successful man, there is a
; l3 o, L) Y( T" hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( U' A2 o, d6 [9 O8 Otwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 R: S  J/ o. d* kEvery man should marry. After all,
! F7 m$ h8 E9 J: W' Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
9 e0 W3 z/ O0 R/ ]( q% u$ k再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& n2 @; E& g) C0 R. Q+ VThe wise
2 f. y& G8 D5 |# R$ O* Tnever marry, And when they marry they become
% q1 L5 Y, g3 B/ c: Ootherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% W( K( H4 ?! g3 k2 Q) K3 wNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 @: r+ l9 Q. |, y$ @3 S( {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ d% |# ?& e, P6 T8 D5 JLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- _% ]* ~  K- x2 P: w$ A1 ]Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 q) c0 k' x! R$ M" t1 A“Your future depends on your
/ O7 H1 ?# k# v& Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 }! A" X" E6 R! X: d+ x" A: UThere should be a
+ T0 r4 w7 h# t/ S7 ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 G  c" \. G9 ?0 |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, F3 G2 c! B1 r( C/ }7 _3 U“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
" u/ X/ U2 W' e# r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ |9 L; e  b  s! Z, q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 W! Q$ c7 q- Y- dlook at it for hours!
7 M: O4 ~, L: n0 Z6 V3 P8 }; U: w工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
0 U7 z" F8 e* F/ dcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
5 M2 `8 q$ [  T- m4 @* [9 s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( ?) ?1 ?2 h+ c5 Z2 Y  U- y! ^A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 v, i+ G+ @, {, n/ I. Z2 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
0 s1 J: X# Z3 Z/ B/ T/ zThe more you know, the more you forget.
. [* d, M2 W# [8 Z, z- DThe more you forget, the less you
+ S: t5 H! j' ?6 q# Cknow. So why bother to learn.
% n1 I, ?9 s4 W3 p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ b1 u! C$ R( x; p0 p: y! Z* A为什么学来着