加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
" Q0 ?$ L1 F! |/ G6 ^7 TMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 w9 L3 I: K% j. `2 c* Wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
9 ^! O' Z; K5 W( v5 t8 Ggirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
  I2 @& Y2 h! @% dcaught.
! D# J* R2 a) B) A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
  r/ U. |7 S3 q8 l+ K, {. h2 Sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: u. Y# p1 H" ?. O  t/ IThe wise
: |! b5 C  ?8 x- S* H# bnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ _' A* b% q% ~3 B% mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 n) U0 Q8 e: l3 t+ v% INever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 {  A2 ^! y6 }  }9 y$ g5 G2 ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 p) a( A8 W" M+ O. m' f; C0 f' qLove is
. c/ g: w0 N5 F# b4 g0 `, }% ~, Hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: Y3 V* C, ~' \, ^5 D$ d" k1 d8 L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
% A  P# Z! K8 e' I9 jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  R' x" Q3 Z& H“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& ^% T9 Y* D) j( m! F! x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' H1 v+ I% }7 U; k; o: s* ?+ d“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# f/ n" M, N, N! KBut why take the risk?
/ r) k# C. g9 g. X8 g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ c* q: r" Y) E  x7 Plook at it for hours!
* L( D8 {& q" |4 H% @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* ^6 ?! [5 `; U0 y/ F' o2 F" X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ w5 D. ^( [; O& v# e. YWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
+ k$ o6 z# p1 S7 ]% Xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! E: B% Z% n" e3 y& d. l( H2 zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; |9 G! |: a& m  `The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
5 r6 L9 E$ y' ?. W5 x, \  x9 e3 cknow. So why bother to learn.
* S  }+ o( s3 q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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