加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% {+ [& e0 M$ c6 v, }9 pMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 `  @* b# c+ B% \9 \3 VOne should love animals. They are
+ u" u$ f! ?* X% L6 k, V: l7 y8 eso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 a" o7 \7 E8 ^+ B1 y$ I- ^: z9 }+ JLove the neighbor. But don’t get
' y/ B$ v# u" s( h$ [, ~caught.
& O$ r7 t: _7 e( G3 R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 A$ I! n4 D7 I' [2 vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
  ]3 u8 P: U9 \never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
" a- }# X" X3 V% s4 d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ O7 K! p* W2 u! wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# d) i  `( s2 b. k' n/ |" A) t3 rmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' X$ n, z0 M( G1 ^Never put off the work till
1 y- [7 Z6 K. u7 O$ g" [. f: jtomorrow what you can put off today.
0 ~; h$ Q1 B' J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( d$ p& C, Q9 c. r! ?% H" TLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 L4 `! Z& ?0 t1 ]9 z/ {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& s9 T5 `2 [6 k0 I' r" ZChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 `5 B' a5 T3 X/ h- k7 l“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 a" I  @$ Y% c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& {( |* u+ a9 f$ {5 U, l5 {# |: s“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 @/ K) l* l% V) a9 e* R) ~But why take the risk?
5 X+ k( d6 F/ N6 F0 `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( {$ E  q9 p* x6 Z, Jlook at it for hours!
- ]6 d2 U+ |/ g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ ]$ \( j1 \6 `God made relatives; Thank God we
0 S" j2 L+ Q0 }  C: vcan choose our friends.
9 y2 C) s- z* B$ L1 O6 V2 y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
, `+ x6 z# y$ Scompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
) Q- a- C: ]% ]0 S5 Lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
6 d) E! b6 b# i9 l1 g% x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ x, h5 y3 s5 e  g/ N; TThe more you learn, the more you know,
; ]/ V6 q, i* M: T- JThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. S4 U% m+ r% u7 \* L; g+ \) x. |7 t( n为什么学来着