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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
1 n3 ~. G8 v7 R7 O% k: Z$ yMastercard & Visa.# r; d$ A* l8 a, E& P+ ]
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# d7 @6 z  ]3 e# h, ]# u# d; ~* W
One should love animals. They are
/ v1 i9 t  _8 e1 iso tasty.
# o; X1 g$ f5 R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ r4 i% \- p# Z# Z, E+ B. j* PSave water. Shower with your
+ v) H9 P( k, a4 N- ?4 Vgirlfriend.9 J6 j, J2 m7 i, m2 ?
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& |( {4 O& `- \8 _Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' I% G8 C, a5 x* _% D4 v: P+ mcaught.# h# T; l; }# d6 }
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 U/ H. [0 G) PBehind every successful man, there is a
: ]; S& _; `$ W, p& w0 bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. S6 A9 s' s1 {3 ?) a. ]6 {/ Ytwo.5 J# Y( D3 M' u; M2 b8 p
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。# \  ]  m# m# }; a) _  E
Every man should marry. After all, / I0 O( O! G) J. f; c( }
happiness is not the only thing in life.; A2 _3 c) c5 H
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- `( j4 L6 ]; s# ]9 r' q0 h; XThe wise 8 F5 Y1 Q& x$ P' b
never marry, And when they marry they become & \9 H$ T# L/ f* i
otherwise.' ^1 ?/ ]3 J( F& ~+ u
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- d( M$ |: Y* s  s+ U. B- |% ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 Z/ n( Y7 T% q4 Vmany relatives.
' ^5 I4 p8 P0 g& V8 F& }成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& h& ]0 Q# }! Z1 U
Never put off the work till
$ c6 y, w7 c9 V2 etomorrow what you can put off today.0 }6 l! W8 `6 V6 g4 ]9 t7 {2 Z- Z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, Z! N8 D- Y7 z; }# a6 z7 YLove is & t1 [& q0 j: n( `2 }/ H
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 g( N. E" H1 l3 Y* z3 @4 Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- j) Q  i, l3 NChildren in * Q3 R5 r3 [$ c: f6 f- W% |9 m
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 s, g' D3 C* P$ o0 ]children.
9 p; y/ r- }7 U% n. F1 z/ J后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 N( @1 x$ k9 p5 Z4 x- g" k“Your future depends on your / X$ Z1 k. g6 B. Q- y4 ^
dreams.” So go to sleep." `! g3 |. A: L
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" [7 o/ a/ V7 O% S7 d8 Y$ t# t
There should be a
4 z; P2 S: A5 n; x" Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every 9 R; }  y" Y3 g# \. I
morning.$ ?+ h) y& ~' C" s5 P$ T! |+ H  z
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。& x- J7 {! B6 ]* L
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ / Z! z& O+ q  z; {
But why take the risk?/ X% _4 Y* w1 Q" A
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& c+ F# N# L" R“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- P, r) z. s- z% p( hlook at it for hours!
$ j' N6 F" T! B6 }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! j1 n' s/ [. R7 S/ u
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 T4 i1 M. `; j% {) xcan choose our friends.
) F0 E( ~3 C# I9 i3 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 Y/ F  _4 s: a- c" i# A$ XWhen two’s
; [: Q0 c) c: c* ^) W& k" Hcompany, three’s the result!* }) E5 S5 M6 d1 a
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!3 q1 D# _7 K, S$ i" }2 Q
A dress is like a barbed
- L; X- w# e. {- Kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# V8 d: [* `9 |) o  b6 Y& Rview.
# B) b) d# O3 h3 I2 K服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ d9 p- v$ J2 O, U, L5 b
The more you learn, the more you know, ) c" R4 H& d$ f0 y  d* S5 Q* u
The more you know, the more you forget.
. j# v& S: z# x# NThe more you forget, the less you
+ i) l9 Q! a6 j; C& ^3 tknow. So why bother to learn.
& R! w( r! e1 t4 i3 K学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 n) L1 x: o2 P! e为什么学来着
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