加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
( R, M! Z) k1 `: W( G/ ~Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
/ j' m: G5 U# @3 G4 A1 B+ ^; d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 P; V4 M5 A: b: P9 J  Y  G) ?Save water. Shower with your
( d) W+ i) z  |  A5 K1 w% t1 r5 Ogirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# I( `/ H9 a/ O$ KLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 j' v) V! I2 \3 H" }! W+ B8 ?caught.
, h. X% T# N1 O3 K要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 w" ?1 y$ y! I5 U4 G0 W7 ntwo.
' L) @' u& y, ]- b( f每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! ]2 _* J4 K  a5 @1 ~% A. A& j( R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ @+ P  j' a% f! wThe wise
$ d( [! }: M8 T1 C/ c+ xnever marry, And when they marry they become
, i" f1 h6 `9 K; H$ d, xotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# }! A2 F# h2 }: a- c% VSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
; f' Q3 ~% S: _many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 w) b: M- A: }6 N& x* qLove is
" M6 |" X! Y+ U" dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
$ G( Z4 u) C+ [5 M& \3 o& F/ Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* V0 ]  w7 \9 G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& L  A( u) m& n/ x1 m. n7 ?But why take the risk?
3 O2 j( B/ W# m1 l% E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) I9 [! V$ W; A' r& olook at it for hours!
6 c6 V8 s& g8 T4 s* L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
/ A3 x$ a, K/ W! @( Wcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 c/ s8 B0 a) p2 w' uWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 h0 x, L7 `4 ?$ X* A9 L- ZA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 e* ~! V* H: o+ V3 {- BThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" a7 I. {3 f3 s  ZThe more you forget, the less you
& b' r7 C) }$ \! b! @9 B% e, X( dknow. So why bother to learn.
, T; e3 `1 C+ z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着