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Money is not everything. There’s ' k- h; A# \8 L; Z: q1 H% m3 j% E
Mastercard & Visa.
9 o; y/ R9 L8 w0 F! E) b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; Y5 j: Z: B' }/ U* |One should love animals. They are 7 y1 W! s! z2 @: ?: {
so tasty.5 o' X6 Y0 e' f& C/ P
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, [& f$ `5 b+ w8 ^" k' h. N
Save water. Shower with your
0 ?: i6 t% G, H- Vgirlfriend.: p$ ?. c% X) N/ o
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。- E- N9 o7 I; t; U# T6 f% d
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. ~% M" j. i8 G/ Qcaught.& E1 z0 L4 u. x; H9 R; ^& v5 |" R3 ?
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。3 ~3 n) y+ B- z0 v6 V) O, ]
Behind every successful man, there is a ; ~$ p. [$ t s3 W: l
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are % h9 N0 ]2 k8 J
two.
) @) K" }# {2 U9 f2 ~1 p/ ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 K. L9 @4 K1 y! ^( qEvery man should marry. After all, 1 {% M8 g& N) E
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 a" C) B; Z2 D/ w" x5 I! J8 ~再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。" G: B8 ~/ X N
The wise 8 m* O5 \9 t; _( I h) [# q% b( `
never marry, And when they marry they become
" O9 k, R# @# { J+ _otherwise.4 _0 B6 Q8 v/ Y6 i9 B
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; r, x& x/ E7 kSuccess is a relative term. It brings so / a5 M5 S9 \% p8 b8 @
many relatives.$ {' F, s$ V( [+ @# D! I
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' @' K9 Z( f5 B3 `Never put off the work till
4 `! |/ v, P# ktomorrow what you can put off today.
' H6 ^' \2 }1 W8 F- t9 G% d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. @7 O3 x2 I( g N% iLove is
$ X' h& A' Y/ [! {7 m: Kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 E6 m" x N0 w* k% h# M+ z; F爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ R/ a: y: N0 K, G r( QChildren in
3 W2 G7 Z0 u" D5 K/ W$ X- rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ a! j1 G k" R$ t) q6 J& t- |5 Schildren.
' @5 ?" v8 U* U+ f; }2 g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* u0 o9 I1 r* N7 q) V) S" v“Your future depends on your
0 K: t2 K0 y8 G8 s2 a* mdreams.” So go to sleep.
2 {: w& \" M |& w/ R! ~9 @$ E* z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 n7 A; W/ o; j
There should be a
1 s. N) q5 L) }. y1 |& obetter way to start a day than waking up every , j! R9 R+ E+ ?+ e( d; O0 `% V
morning.
% m" X5 P0 w. ?1 f8 S: r. R2 {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 `6 B: |/ A p( ^6 g“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* V/ ?/ K. l1 U3 S+ s% M3 _& QBut why take the risk?
2 e w' e2 l+ \& U# c" a努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 p) ] u, S# ?+ ~8 M5 v“Work fascinates me.“ I can 4 Z! m+ w5 |5 n6 a) I2 Z f2 o+ e% G
look at it for hours!3 i# j8 b7 A9 D# r& C0 ^
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& r+ {2 L3 E2 q: v
God made relatives; Thank God we
, Z* n2 N( R# k/ {" Y" f. A; x- \can choose our friends.
3 @& {/ z9 g/ Z$ q/ x8 U) B3 g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。8 \1 O* f4 f; l. O3 x: T- t. H0 d
When two’s - r0 r# ^/ c7 f
company, three’s the result!9 Z; L$ x G7 h* Y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 ]4 a$ V. P, Q/ |+ q# xA dress is like a barbed ; C! O+ c7 h! ~- h" Y: c/ E* I. {
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ i: c, o# _, A* O" H) O
The more you learn, the more you know, % j6 m/ |% s: T0 h- Z. J. h6 L
The more you know, the more you forget.8 V1 w* G- B3 O; X
The more you forget, the less you
9 W2 N3 y, W. A% c# r$ Eknow. So why bother to learn.; S. d6 C+ O$ }& ?
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, * {& Q: p2 N3 ]1 ?' @/ S
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