加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
6 ?9 I0 Y$ R4 j9 f9 ~+ Eso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
0 Q" ?2 j5 r0 B$ q9 j, x! Lcaught.
% U$ P7 n* E* @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 ?/ a: J- Z+ {5 T! f0 aBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 s; W/ @" _( J, b5 Rtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 w; F2 A- A- |+ x# \- E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 o3 m: z$ n. r' @& j1 y+ u5 `The wise
* B& p3 v( N/ j8 t+ H+ N( a2 ?" onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# g7 w$ K6 D6 `, n" m) smany relatives.
: S1 O" B$ P; D( \+ ~9 N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
; F( `7 X  U  K  q' ?! G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; q8 \, b) d. b- u/ jLove is
% p6 k5 t9 f5 m. _$ F8 Y* dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 v# \( U, U9 H! B' dchildren.
0 J: o# [# X/ u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
& j2 c: b: y/ V) ?( \dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ \0 y  n% C9 z2 t: c4 kThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
3 c/ S& i, F0 y. rmorning.
) k5 T# D; Q) P7 G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
  I+ z# v9 |3 a4 ]努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* T1 A+ _) l, r/ {1 rGod made relatives; Thank God we
* O5 p6 [0 t0 Ccan choose our friends.
& Z# v7 _7 O) k8 R3 v( N  A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  R. X4 j/ O; {% nWhen two’s
$ D) C: P2 O* N, \" r! z5 i5 ecompany, three’s the result!
1 c7 C. N6 E( D+ ]5 `$ K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, ^/ F" g% U* D9 e* h0 HA dress is like a barbed
" [2 [! M+ A/ [fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% ^! k8 W+ F+ U4 x- q; Aview.
/ F# ~0 W  k1 @5 w. E# \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 a; R- z! L8 wThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
/ ~% \( K4 q& r- L. P+ iknow. So why bother to learn.
4 r' t- @5 N. ]$ i, o' P6 i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着