加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
. `1 x* i9 ~7 {  B) U7 O5 r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
( d' r; E; v  P4 C6 t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 q8 j& x+ g& J7 M* f1 PBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 x$ P& b- ~! p/ wEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 v7 z  D9 i# J& w2 s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
  |( F* h" B! U  w3 J( y7 E  Hotherwise.
/ F+ }7 ^* y3 [2 E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 J2 |% }% Y& v) F% P9 l& dSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 H; P# E) r$ |" v. ONever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 }$ I$ U0 O% a8 ~  B0 ]0 Q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
" D1 n+ I$ n: X- {$ hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: @6 ^& c% ^  c  qChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 B2 M2 ?& D% ]5 Mchildren.
' Z+ ]* |, `9 c* H' {: B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 o$ _: n2 ?0 L% c“Your future depends on your
- A$ y; }$ _' p" q! Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
+ b% n( @; ?/ |3 Q: }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( V5 Z! u$ Z! x" d; K: r  ?- u' sBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 Q  J: P% C* s7 h, p" B" {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( \' U1 h7 q! W- b# C8 W8 pGod made relatives; Thank God we
' A% J& y" y; Q7 ?2 v+ Ocan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ q: E/ k( o( o4 H3 {. SWhen two’s
* b% h, ?/ N' s& p7 q/ C" gcompany, three’s the result!
- Q; C* M4 t' {1 h两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: _! B( Z2 ^0 R9 ?  D3 b' bA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& l( f- Y" `' Q- \! V9 O5 k0 Qview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' C9 C; V: B0 gThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
& M2 m9 d4 P1 D. uknow. So why bother to learn.
+ ?6 x! `6 }3 w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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