加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 c! q# b' Q! @& i; s. h' F8 @One should love animals. They are
" a2 `/ F: [+ w$ dso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( V" Z1 A( I4 c; E% ~+ g$ w4 B& pSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: B2 Z. |' R& q& CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 a  \2 s) {% L! N; dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, c2 v/ _4 b$ M0 |1 ~; atwo.
% x) F* M; C+ I8 [' F2 F  P4 e每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
( L5 D4 P9 s# Thappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 F2 s; A# q' j7 f6 _6 M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
9 T& n0 l! K+ S2 c( P: }7 {聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ N1 Q4 w6 p+ l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
* ~& _4 r/ k) z; p1 ytomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
8 U  O9 Z( b6 _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
5 ]! B1 P) v7 Vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
' {5 o6 ~9 y. D- H2 G4 B6 }- T# K% B5 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, k/ D( K8 E$ L0 Q, a“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 j- {5 j1 P7 X  o1 G6 o2 IThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
- }* J8 M* q- @  h+ g0 cmorning.
8 H+ l4 R5 B1 z7 }7 n( x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 l- \" j; y" o0 T8 yBut why take the risk?
8 N0 W2 F" R5 S6 K4 \& ^1 e5 w, _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- T. Q+ \+ M% j- T+ e* Slook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
  R3 a+ j; V2 e8 q6 I) bcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
, o" h% Y# l8 x' l  y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# s$ g+ M0 G$ ]. G+ D, rA dress is like a barbed
+ X6 l1 e. P6 n# j1 P" `6 H3 r6 S1 Z( Cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 x. F- g; u7 j1 Pview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
8 `  M# A2 s4 u! O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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