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Money is not everything. There’s
& G2 U' |, r/ k" K0 GMastercard & Visa.# ^% e3 |* u8 J% @ n/ M7 c4 m
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, p( [! s- q% ]4 R, L- v! c) ^* uOne should love animals. They are
( M# h+ _, P, K' ~so tasty.
7 C% A# |% w# i% N' m每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。2 Q! v$ U8 N. Q+ g& R; _
Save water. Shower with your # H, X# O' ?7 \3 u5 J, I* S+ a
girlfriend.: R% I' ^, o% Q! R% D" e& N2 A
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( S; o9 J2 X2 l: `* ^+ Z( CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
" _5 x% Z/ P# `- \' Ycaught.6 d" z! O( s, [
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。2 k t) t& D/ [7 c
Behind every successful man, there is a 1 b" W7 s( f/ \
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; W% y' Q) |7 t, Y( t& n" a& fEvery man should marry. After all,
/ p* W! `! I6 z, V( J* x) b, Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
( }4 t- O+ e& } g, o再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 n8 S8 t! x) H7 u& R
The wise ! b+ ~6 ?! ^) `9 X
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。! v( t( F' c7 c @
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 M7 b9 z% J Q6 c. N1 Gmany relatives.
3 C5 g+ p2 S: _& g5 n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 \" e) x2 q: F, b- m2 f9 A/ fNever put off the work till
6 u T7 Q7 U3 X1 ntomorrow what you can put off today.
. Q6 T+ @; y) b# V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 N) H' r' z. m2 ]Love is
8 k( H- I2 Z" J. ^; S8 i$ Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' }. X! j0 ^# C4 f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; q- G0 _6 q G4 I% WChildren in
/ x, ?: H0 A% H8 G! hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * a8 ~: D. R" j: l' v+ ?
children.+ i' Q2 B3 L" _& Y! p" {
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。; s) c" @; ~0 B# G! b; f9 V
“Your future depends on your % o2 k8 A7 l7 E. l9 H# Z! _
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 p- q& O* Z; a0 ^+ S& [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 g& e5 m8 Y4 Z5 z1 B2 \ A. h3 G' Y
There should be a : A' E8 N9 k+ F" `0 O1 {6 _% p
better way to start a day than waking up every & J: R3 h# s& B( M5 x# v g1 T% D
morning., B+ \' J# b* D
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" q: S1 f+ u P8 D; ]
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, d$ {5 Y# Y8 A2 i/ S& w) ~But why take the risk?
W8 W: R* T- `) k, _7 L& B ^2 z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; W* P6 ~* G1 A/ W“Work fascinates me.“ I can 0 W* a S( j' z, E( U0 @
look at it for hours!
6 O5 U) Z3 q2 f" N! ]$ @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; u! m9 h, T" }7 [God made relatives; Thank God we * s9 ~8 z, w" n) s2 C" B
can choose our friends.
1 w, w! U) {9 @/ y `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( Z/ N1 h/ H* W: u" b
When two’s
# A1 s; d* [# y+ |9 E) hcompany, three’s the result!
6 E8 R f% x$ H" m" G8 j两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 s8 r6 L$ R, ?8 T- qA dress is like a barbed
! @: n7 X; C$ C8 {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 6 b- |: J) ^. T8 m/ g u y
view.
$ O" `/ Q& R3 h% C) F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' x Q1 T0 e' P1 K- `# mThe more you learn, the more you know,
$ @) z0 l P! w kThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 _) E. ]# a) J1 M- fThe more you forget, the less you
) E: V* f1 [2 iknow. So why bother to learn.7 p; W! \' i9 n$ Y
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, : A8 ~" V* T: q: l6 ^) T o9 C. r
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