加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
5 ~' B) V9 x3 y' }* o' Z# WMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ t/ U, \; y: C* m4 y" Cso tasty.
3 n& n( m  r$ F+ |4 S7 Q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 X6 r' T# B) Q- D3 A& m! zSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
& `9 b) _% D6 `' C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 Q" }# A/ N- x% a, V1 DBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( n( X! c: a3 ~8 Ktwo.
& i# D) [: Q6 U7 [0 m- y  E, s: @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
  L: F- W+ x! @4 |; w  C+ MEvery man should marry. After all,
! \0 g, Y/ \/ u. _happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* O$ y" ?1 [6 a4 Wnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. i3 e% p: }! E. }Success is a relative term. It brings so
) L1 Z9 I; B- k) v3 I9 cmany relatives.
% G9 f. P  v/ ]' I7 g( e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 z9 M7 j3 E4 Ctomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& n2 `( L, a/ _* U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  Q/ o6 F" i/ o8 x2 R: J8 k4 p' uChildren in
# l. L- R! S# u& _" _7 h" |: ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( m+ C$ Z3 V7 m- I' ~2 [children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
8 n. Z/ j# i- ^3 Z( `' ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 B! g) L& D. I0 e9 Q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  {& X5 l- d, B' J/ g6 [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, x$ z0 h3 B7 c. i' ?0 _) d0 mlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
, _8 j+ _) P' wcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# ?; U# H+ j+ z' ~+ Scompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
% I& `5 Q% \3 e% \& a- B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ {; ^  U9 J+ @9 ]9 W$ sThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
- i- Z/ K) M, U3 t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! `0 P0 ^  J8 i3 ~1 s# j: _& d为什么学来着