加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
% O* `3 ~! o* f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" @/ o; J& i6 Y* D4 W  y# d( ~One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
* Z# j. ]& j$ ~0 Z: _! v5 H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
; F( M% s$ ^" y$ |2 U3 x7 {1 ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
  o( Q1 X  A8 r. ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 D  P6 F3 ^5 h9 b9 ~1 Ntwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: i2 W. \, ~' `Every man should marry. After all,
0 p0 U* @& M7 s0 S, Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
( m! W/ d# i+ i( c6 a* G* unever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
% d: H/ L0 r" ~+ Kmany relatives.
4 l& ]0 w7 i+ T+ d6 z+ L9 u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
' W; D0 a' `8 `  t6 ~% m/ n! wtomorrow what you can put off today.
5 e6 }6 a1 Q. E; n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
; E/ }3 C$ C0 ?% z% U: Kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. @5 Z$ p% _) W% _% X7 rChildren in
6 O/ x! G3 v, X( t6 I/ H* Dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
  ]' y7 S+ A) E* b: |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& ]& w% z( [, j7 A“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 U' _5 ?* T- d4 l9 N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: E* w1 ]4 d8 @+ W( \But why take the risk?
  p( \% p; e: X, y4 k5 U. o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. b; @  J1 T: Y. d/ tlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ J9 u7 J9 n( s  z7 _9 G+ EGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
6 Q9 I' S* y! b) |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 J/ ^0 C; O6 ?A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
  _$ q8 ~) A) j9 p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
5 U; B1 l' u+ Y9 l. NThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# y- e0 u* m+ T* l4 Lknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着