加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: u" h; s$ \9 N$ B, RMastercard & Visa.
" G8 m2 Y2 a3 t1 P) d6 W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
; V' U0 ^5 h: V1 r0 w! k" aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
- U) d1 p9 P# ?6 Wgirlfriend.
6 T* C. Z: \+ o4 L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 e' e9 i& n) Ycaught.
/ [3 W; n1 `# s3 B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, [6 Y# b. J4 D0 OBehind every successful man, there is a
! X: |! N$ M% P4 q7 |man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. t+ c/ ]/ o! AEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 i, g& b4 Q2 S/ k/ Z2 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
% A* @$ Q( H6 O+ V6 ?# |never marry, And when they marry they become
* z0 G& j4 j3 G( F/ _2 lotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# w$ Q7 `7 A6 @# b: ?  xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
, n3 N  m3 q6 a$ x2 e  Umany relatives.
$ ]/ [) V) d& F  l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 H2 |# T8 U5 x- LLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- r0 f9 O8 q5 n6 Q8 \. J4 p3 s; Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 e0 n% I% {; {“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
" Y7 D3 t+ k+ p0 ^5 I$ O( P4 |  Z+ |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. m2 P$ R8 r. EThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
  U% P# M/ z( A+ q& lmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: C4 W( P7 R/ n“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# R7 z. G. X; c! P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# ?# p3 H! C0 ?look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
5 x+ j4 w- j4 @# o* Q* N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# t3 @3 f5 @+ ^2 I& ecompany, three’s the result!
/ n2 F4 N4 A: G8 b% k6 H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. b: N9 K& P" R. i  f5 w1 r9 ^# Afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( [. E) t7 S# u" ~. V" uThe more you learn, the more you know,
. W% q, [: N( q3 h5 z0 I' w0 sThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) Y. L: w; ]+ x/ ~% [1 `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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