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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 0 Z- N: t( r: R0 H9 w9 ?1 ^
Mastercard & Visa.
: c) [* u+ E: k! N1 K1 J9 E4 B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! y: v+ p9 a9 a* {One should love animals. They are
% y2 d2 n* ~- O& ~0 O9 \so tasty.8 F: h2 B% Y- _- M: E3 u9 d
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! x; Z* U+ f! R) }/ v2 w# rSave water. Shower with your
/ I/ ~" p4 A; I* j/ P' Wgirlfriend.
& S6 i7 t* d# j0 E( M要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。3 V! j' @  p* R6 h4 V' ~4 p) C
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* K, E1 d7 a0 vcaught.! V+ W3 E) R( _/ l* l
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& ?* n1 Z: g1 {- a- \
Behind every successful man, there is a
' z6 B' A- ?% `+ M- m7 o# K+ oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, T, Y6 b( g0 ?/ Ntwo.
" `& N) ~# l' L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。' j$ e6 x! y, w% q( ]
Every man should marry. After all,
1 X* r$ e& M2 {happiness is not the only thing in life.
% E! Z' h9 ^! U. H% @9 W4 ^再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ d6 {/ C2 O5 |5 W
The wise % T2 w3 O7 X; }; `5 R# U! J
never marry, And when they marry they become ' Q+ Q, y! L" k1 E4 [
otherwise.
/ r1 ~% s4 f0 a- }# J5 i/ c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. V6 r+ l. G7 a1 j9 F6 \: fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
, m5 ]! k0 t  [4 v' s" `% o. \many relatives.
+ B" s# G- U( s& H! u. d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; {: v! Y: S) u8 M1 `# b
Never put off the work till * K+ c7 l# t6 c* Y, f8 m/ @
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" _0 @+ `& w. T4 X6 N( |) R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, x/ v, k; n7 \- n, X2 d  CLove is * ]- E! g3 I3 U! G8 J+ a, R
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 Z! ?0 ]/ U9 U# B) ~) j
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 z0 ]% p( e! q
Children in 2 f" _+ @( p8 }: b4 b
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# }; @' Y& Y$ a3 T7 ~% {children.  Y4 p/ B* i) Y6 @; `! f
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' p  d' I8 D" x“Your future depends on your : I$ R. L" M9 x0 \" f: P
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 _" @5 l' p) q$ L* B: o! I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
" m' B8 J0 S( K+ c" K* rThere should be a
5 u$ b' W8 [6 r. A" b. i8 Bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
! L+ N# W* t* S7 U8 k6 {5 K8 g) _( nmorning.
$ M, O8 N' S! W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& v. u2 Q& M  I+ Y“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ( O: a; e$ F, q/ s6 A" F) H
But why take the risk?
* G4 k; [: m0 R0 e7 v0 B% G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。1 B3 q9 V: v2 U) ?2 F
“Work fascinates me.“ I can % p; `0 o' `; |6 a- }4 m
look at it for hours!3 W& j6 C) V/ B/ v3 m
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 }0 \- {) o% o, G8 L9 cGod made relatives; Thank God we ' q4 F' R. I+ S0 O" h5 k  A0 T
can choose our friends.$ G; N+ ?' ^! c; E, i) h# _- ?" }
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. `( g4 Q* q4 y( fWhen two’s
( T) I! w, X. Ucompany, three’s the result!3 M) `: g, J1 V$ P  A: f- M  s
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) k) a- U/ B# h  k% FA dress is like a barbed
+ o0 H( V% j5 ?4 T* T* W1 \( Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ' c7 d4 B6 _$ w! b. `0 x
view.  x2 [/ y9 T4 W, I; ^; C( C
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. W' m- m: `$ p, r
The more you learn, the more you know,
. F3 {+ p8 f' _2 |% _3 GThe more you know, the more you forget.3 O: o7 x2 U/ D2 W6 Z9 m
The more you forget, the less you 9 p9 e( N# t' Y$ ?
know. So why bother to learn.
3 p/ L. a8 y" |  H* l0 ]4 G  _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' n0 l/ l. V# D+ L为什么学来着
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