加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 e# x9 E( ^- kOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
0 L0 V% p1 G3 L. W$ v" G0 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ u* m" X: \' R& i$ FSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
, C# [2 V  W) V7 u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) `0 _+ q3 w6 k2 z) R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ z  L8 ?+ e: x3 t; W2 KThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. M5 O5 L5 C; Y: @1 zotherwise.
8 X7 b! \' b; w8 S聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ J/ L4 E7 j* v9 \5 CSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
% e0 _' ^) v, b% z5 g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 ~0 N# [: S5 s* M- z$ iLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ ?; H- Q4 Z' H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& B. b) x& D7 O& J) |Children in
" H7 n# ^2 c7 Wbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 M3 k2 z2 Q% f* schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  Z( }! ?/ v- }1 _$ a3 }6 B/ \“Your future depends on your
& Y% Q0 }7 T  b+ g& t2 V/ Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
8 ^" ]7 I2 z  P) O4 s* lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
4 I; b/ |6 }/ ?" `% E( n& Lmorning.
+ _" q9 A, i, w9 A4 J* M3 v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ Y. e' A/ H  Y2 J9 V4 z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 N  e, q, K/ P3 X* n  z8 r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 _* }# G5 S* s% k  K/ yWhen two’s
/ k1 D$ K! B. Z$ b) u3 Mcompany, three’s the result!
  B9 k4 a5 D- ]2 i' _两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 w8 [. X4 C- }A dress is like a barbed
$ a, z8 h8 {# L) V9 e7 afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. Q! i' b5 P3 `" B$ a2 D; bview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" J$ p9 g  N* XThe more you learn, the more you know,
! y- v0 W2 t) l+ A  D5 A1 P2 C: `0 l/ DThe more you know, the more you forget.
& @7 n' u8 ~1 p  [# mThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
, N2 `- h$ d# h学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着