加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
5 O; H. H3 c2 H% h1 dMastercard & Visa.
2 t+ @9 w1 @& E% `* _& y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
$ b/ {' c4 q, o& x, U! R  F- }! T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ d( ^+ t( w" o+ pSave water. Shower with your
$ |; h1 G( B8 V  ^- b/ {' Wgirlfriend.
* o0 e) x8 `2 ~* K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% f4 L' j5 c% Q- Gcaught.
( _) |  H# q2 R7 b; ?2 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 j$ W0 v( k8 lBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 o5 s, V" _9 N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ {. X. T7 G" Zotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
0 n2 l( L+ F& F( y! g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, w" G) `2 R" ]4 S' h* z7 FNever put off the work till
! u6 N4 F- U/ H3 \4 htomorrow what you can put off today.
9 R; c! P/ o4 [: a  T# L& _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 Y) N/ w: @  L5 uLove is
+ v1 r  M, ^9 D+ X3 Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 ~" t4 I) ~: I$ X- X爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 d1 s" D3 r' F4 V5 @children.
& c& X; o+ \* i4 X; _5 j, F+ U+ t3 @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* o- c2 V/ p. {! S& Y' c' R“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 a! Y$ C9 T- `1 D* F, B7 \There should be a
/ k- e, }: E5 Z% r, t1 Ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 i* @& V  \  N6 u: Y/ r/ t: d“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* }9 x9 [5 r/ m" U# K( V( K/ _  t( u$ t8 OBut why take the risk?
: \/ L, B3 U1 ^1 r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
6 S; O* L" L) k7 I工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# _( p5 [8 {/ D0 ]. Pcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# Z9 r3 x$ Z$ t& |3 {# x; c; KA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
5 E8 q( E8 ~  ^4 f5 X* rThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
  H  a& F  o* B2 r( L6 [6 n7 W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ f8 q9 t6 Y2 M8 C' X为什么学来着