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Money is not everything. There’s & s2 ^0 y& O* Z. \. g7 F
Mastercard & Visa.
( D: R0 f1 \) _5 w% {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& B2 c- ?4 |; L% ?3 ZOne should love animals. They are
$ U# r$ ^; e3 t5 ]' \so tasty.
6 y6 [) V- m6 `4 {+ p' n每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 a' {. L# K$ P( k( F
Save water. Shower with your
% T# V: z/ V+ o2 ]8 v" ]girlfriend.
* r; x9 Z' G0 T5 c# T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% n/ q" c; E2 f) o+ nLove the neighbor. But don’t get 5 s! m4 w% c( \' j( _ f
caught.
4 J) J) t+ t5 L) s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ Q$ z+ i; F" LBehind every successful man, there is a ! f. E% T. ~# q. u- v# f
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 2 k4 ^! E6 c, {5 w- f
two.) d+ g" V5 |# Z1 u
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ i; _2 O5 h& @+ I7 }Every man should marry. After all, # l+ ?% y% O) d& g, S
happiness is not the only thing in life.4 A: ?8 g9 J, n3 ~4 v: S
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& j: O# u6 G# Q# X6 ]The wise ?, B3 b, ?/ {: t
never marry, And when they marry they become * A: s# {& A+ w
otherwise.' i# l, Y: e' w" `/ X# R/ J/ c" W5 F
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ ^8 G( G; S1 V! X4 P# _- L) G9 DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 f6 M) L$ x8 p7 k0 e9 h1 fmany relatives.7 V$ T# Y4 L: [' ~# w, y
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ d6 C2 E9 k3 ]( e% cNever put off the work till
" H5 ^; W8 R# e% \tomorrow what you can put off today. |' }5 }( @( V4 W. n
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 O+ Q, F8 H$ O5 Z* o5 q
Love is 8 k$ ]. O# Y' c/ O
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, v4 k6 @; G7 X+ `* ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, M: P; W" Z/ w! E* H1 lChildren in
1 e$ ~4 `* I$ r+ J- [/ Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 X# \( r: `% Y
children.
/ a! n* [& ~7 Y' w+ L后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。) g8 ^# a) J, \
“Your future depends on your
- {9 B) d/ G8 v, Z# D- Ndreams.” So go to sleep.
" b% [& Y3 o2 \0 H) x+ F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% [8 O, E* \0 I% W9 ]. t
There should be a
. t& a: {% K7 e$ V: r* t7 pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
! N& Z" F) |7 X: ^morning.# O* F# a: F# A# y D+ g% I t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, c' |- S4 m$ s/ W, p. {“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 8 \( N1 j3 w, O$ [2 M
But why take the risk?- I# \: ~4 ]$ s! k: X |
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。- g/ A/ l( p$ f+ @( S3 x: ^. m
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 c, s i1 k- z, f7 Glook at it for hours!
0 X1 `2 l; a C工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) ?: @) b9 {! yGod made relatives; Thank God we , @6 R% f9 @: g4 L' D( S. Z: n) @
can choose our friends.' d) V) u* l* U, {9 e8 p1 E
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- k, [1 t0 a, b
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 y5 }* U* H1 U2 _A dress is like a barbed
5 N/ V- A+ m k2 b( W2 D( Ffence. It protects the premises without restricting the . @8 u/ C6 b# S4 c! ]5 n
view.# ?. d& ]7 ?' F7 k2 J$ l
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 l' K1 p d) i$ y. H, RThe more you learn, the more you know, 3 q6 c& j" a c. j4 L$ {. I
The more you know, the more you forget.
. ~. Y4 U, p6 |, U% N+ fThe more you forget, the less you % W. n9 e8 M6 G
know. So why bother to learn.
0 M7 w9 X3 \: K: ]. R+ ?' m: S5 w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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