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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
( ?  T9 X3 I4 v3 S. q3 C* ], Q' @Mastercard & Visa.2 t4 n. z: [5 S4 i3 d& O3 k9 \: P
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。& F! ?* E+ F. A6 L
One should love animals. They are
# C* P6 l% B4 |) z2 Y3 x6 y, C* Wso tasty.
/ A. {6 P! h* ~3 ^每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" S: q# ~$ ]6 N2 p# B2 T! rSave water. Shower with your ' B5 [8 ~, l0 c$ Y3 z' N5 e8 {  |
girlfriend.
6 X3 w) |4 S- J2 G1 m1 v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- D( g8 P% y+ V  }) H7 l+ `" vLove the neighbor. But don’t get
' f1 O: E! h$ a, F  \6 Q9 K  ?caught.' u1 C- C: u+ M$ q7 t
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 _. a3 V4 o9 K; qBehind every successful man, there is a 2 I  k  a! Y6 g6 G6 p( D
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . c# I) c. I. q9 i9 b$ @
two.
! x' m* ~4 R! X6 J2 q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。) Y7 f: r) T! M% s
Every man should marry. After all, . w. X- w) T: u: v( B$ p2 ]  v
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% a3 X8 m- w: U  P  F/ y" y+ X( m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 v: l* I2 N( m1 t" q" u9 h6 t3 c# k1 l5 O" hThe wise 5 J8 e# i$ N9 }+ i. T* \
never marry, And when they marry they become
9 p' [" w! b# `# _8 I# Uotherwise.
# }3 j0 g5 m$ l* T/ ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! ?4 M% H3 J" _  HSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 1 f: c2 x; u3 T9 W
many relatives.+ K9 x$ z/ l0 ^- f6 G; i
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 r, B2 ]( ?. `" T$ _: z+ @Never put off the work till
/ ?7 k9 G, O/ _tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 ~. q5 H9 u8 r+ s! Q5 E! p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。- f4 Y* _( Y; ^
Love is
; Y+ b5 z; r& mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ a8 z  L$ C- [+ n2 k/ ~  }" W8 f, {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: H8 {# D' C4 u& b- TChildren in
* @  F4 _8 j. m  b1 D% Gbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 ~$ {' W+ e" m3 W5 xchildren.7 {+ x" u" r; X0 y; N
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, d  [  r$ F* D8 @! t“Your future depends on your
6 i- {. V# z6 D' t- ndreams.” So go to sleep.2 |8 f6 L2 \* [' X' q
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' A- Y; N3 }. v: w5 \- D9 i5 A; lThere should be a . ~+ s2 L) r6 w# i5 K
better way to start a day than waking up every
; `4 a0 D1 R. `+ G1 W# P- zmorning.
; E4 I2 k/ g3 y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。( g+ Y: z) W. W' Y+ i6 G6 A
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: j- X0 q- x) ^* v8 a; m( C3 O% eBut why take the risk?
! ]2 Y1 F( V7 e( Z! e. ~" C努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 U  {7 v$ }) i+ ?' r“Work fascinates me.“ I can : O2 w% y7 E' I/ Q% B
look at it for hours!
! t# ?7 ^* {) C2 z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! |/ U# |* b6 H. V) m, ^God made relatives; Thank God we
/ a  O/ Z3 w9 }( Tcan choose our friends.& r/ B" t' d: r- D& A
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& A5 I, L# P$ o4 j
When two’s 2 w% m# C5 L/ Z
company, three’s the result!
! l' ?3 X% @; M7 g1 c+ H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 S( ~5 G9 C3 EA dress is like a barbed ( v# g4 l" ]" g
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 5 Z8 [' D( ~. w5 [% H5 W6 \
view.# o5 Q2 X/ n8 f' h# a
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ ^$ ?9 Q  u( o; B, YThe more you learn, the more you know, ' B6 C2 Q+ L/ B* p2 Z! G+ z( {
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 s, v& l% O( X3 V+ R/ S% cThe more you forget, the less you # J; o9 Q& C$ h0 R! z0 f
know. So why bother to learn.) R/ ?% W; P* F3 u# o& ^9 q* O
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 4 w2 o& L* s# A2 v4 `  @* f0 y2 }
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