加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: |  i/ @. }) m5 pSave water. Shower with your
2 P  e' p& w' a6 b# T$ Hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
: `) x& [- V" xcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
+ \' @- m8 D; U6 A' S, b' |6 K. Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: ?& p: b: c& qtwo.
$ V- W0 I7 A1 R" `2 H  \: \& O% N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
  N. v6 X& h$ I* [( @/ _8 Ihappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% [+ Z" l, Y8 S5 w" f+ IThe wise
  {, l( M* Z3 anever marry, And when they marry they become
8 a8 Q6 g% ~& _; g' U# ootherwise.
3 _+ k* Y/ r, l6 e0 u& {聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
) y- m  G( A: R1 @; ]2 J- t7 e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
4 p) ~; Y3 z& T, mtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 ^4 F' ?" T9 a% E% cLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# Y! L9 Z: _+ achildren.
/ Q; L) c2 [  l1 A  q1 P1 R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
& D$ b0 R5 l" P" J: t7 wdreams.” So go to sleep.
1 `! e- ]3 h, O4 z  `! ]“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: V( Q$ `( z* S0 T# [% u  NBut why take the risk?
' O7 s$ V0 R8 c% a努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 r9 |: q( s) k5 ?! G( {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
; l: G3 i1 q4 Q* _look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
7 _2 t& N) i" N1 W! j: Acan choose our friends.
; g8 B7 O; x: G' `3 o4 Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% P- J, X5 o2 |/ o7 k4 i6 ^When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; C: K, \: j; F4 fview.
' w  B" n2 _3 ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, r6 u$ G8 k. \The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; \0 J) u8 n& ]) X1 A, G& X: n4 bThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 @' _2 K  D3 R) A; P; x为什么学来着