加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
$ N: z0 C* o8 h8 r! }8 g1 b要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 Y( W3 S* {* @" ]8 n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
9 D# o" N8 m$ C每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 l0 W% L9 `+ g2 h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 k4 T: V! o4 _+ l8 n6 GThe wise
# y  U, A; S0 d+ p( h1 A# ^never marry, And when they marry they become
. x$ f2 X) O- Z6 `" p. ?- B( [otherwise.
5 D7 B; W1 o9 j  y$ |" m1 z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" e% u# `) q) CSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
0 J/ M$ [" ?7 R! v& L  x6 ?. wtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' u3 W% z+ l$ y* F! P9 PLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
% b& X. N2 S& O% c8 h# z- `, D6 Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 [* R7 Z& b1 l' p+ w' m" H% Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
4 t1 p3 H$ q( k- J6 p4 h/ I. sdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 K$ N# n& ~# u  d8 z8 j, FThere should be a
1 Q" w2 A% |) m/ }$ U+ `" s+ I/ X* U& N) Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
7 l1 f, E' W+ ?1 P5 Q3 f" @$ imorning.
4 |: U; c. ^$ I" e应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
- k# [$ i1 L) I- W/ f( g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 q& d- E) M9 Y! ~! g: j9 g% rWhen two’s
5 B# b1 t: a* d) Y; i& v2 O  Fcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 T! K  i; s' u  k4 rview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 E6 a- @+ g8 X/ R+ S: F4 XThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 m3 L! g+ X3 ?6 a! |/ F% i0 iThe more you know, the more you forget.
  d! J- f$ k2 ^The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着