加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
/ [9 a1 _! t$ O4 n# I6 T% bMastercard & Visa.
5 g& a# p2 e5 i8 i3 `# O4 o3 M钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( \5 I% R% [/ q8 g- pOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
8 X6 }; q* ?- r& ~" Z4 ]) n每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 E" T% ]( |  J1 {. F/ Tgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ |3 ^/ d5 b% ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
+ T/ t2 T5 U0 H# G+ g8 g  B1 [: \4 ^每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ W) }/ w" r6 n6 n! h1 B3 `0 r9 f8 qEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
( K1 J% P8 d8 z$ v再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
% e  z" M# v: `, ~1 s& [" onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
8 Z. ^2 {8 t3 e( \tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 M" a+ M& j3 h/ A% C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 F$ i+ a6 V7 i. w( o4 Z! U0 ULove is
3 _- j! Q8 {6 zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 S2 `: N4 l# |* r7 E  }3 y% a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' [8 R) e& t6 {# }0 {“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) d' `8 n) ~- q/ ^0 }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 Q' q. Q# d0 U: h1 X8 BThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- A, Q: H8 S; t8 s- WBut why take the risk?
3 G3 q5 _9 @$ d" D; k- e努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! x7 P  j! a% ~“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
2 l/ ?. b- Z/ W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 k3 W1 I# Y  l( ~8 Q$ ocan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
) }7 L- g- ]# V- C. X# `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# `( A5 k; ~0 `& ^A dress is like a barbed
5 h1 u1 n8 }4 a7 @# r& v1 ]fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  f. D0 v- q* D! _8 Y. Mview.
# B( ~% m/ n9 @3 Q9 y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* V& h# \+ p. R6 ~The more you learn, the more you know,
3 X$ _& S1 G- ~9 x1 Z8 S) w* qThe more you know, the more you forget.
- v( d8 o! @, Y! d8 W4 WThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
# r1 Y2 `5 B; |! c4 |0 r. l% n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) y5 f7 k( @, F' {3 L+ V" c为什么学来着