加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% `/ h2 `& w* `, `; MMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
2 t; S: ?( u5 kso tasty.
# _. G! F4 a% G6 _& D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 }& J& x! t) K5 c$ _. X. T7 [Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
/ ~% q; D$ {. m: z3 G. p: I' _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 G' h( p" ^4 v5 {" `Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, K" q0 Z7 O1 g  w8 wtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
: v# T- K8 ]* s7 s, ?  z- \happiness is not the only thing in life.
' p) o( _: y  o9 M- d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 F# J# k4 `  E. eThe wise
$ ^, w9 R& @  v+ qnever marry, And when they marry they become
, |/ Z: @: ?0 E/ p, D' ?otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 U5 X6 j- J9 F, e6 ]many relatives.
* M/ B& Q/ F% k' c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 r: G# v4 @3 D- @1 E不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' s, m9 w" q+ C3 FLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 J* W7 ]( |! X) z( p+ Q- p8 n0 J: ?Children in
' _: ~, y5 v; lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
0 c5 p7 v1 w. Y1 ?( Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 V: j6 C, Z2 A# n7 U% y' Z“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
* M4 i' u5 x* rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
7 s" f2 d8 A! U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; S7 t( Q# r/ b8 W“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ k5 L+ Z0 k( B  s6 Ylook at it for hours!
9 s, @3 s' i) {7 |0 o* l. {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: b: f2 z, s- B' TGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ ]% q7 T- i! ~' wcan choose our friends.
* ]) p# Y3 `' B+ w8 p$ T+ O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) p& f4 X! E# t/ g* rWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
# ]! u% b, s. b& s( f& afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 A5 o5 v. |0 S% o9 r9 Eview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ v2 Q6 j, |2 e; X  HThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ ?7 N5 S8 m! D* I0 h$ jThe more you know, the more you forget.
* N. ]3 I0 g+ F* lThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
5 \) D1 O% B6 i( ]0 }7 p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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