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Money is not everything. There’s
& k# U8 p! z: ?' D0 z. {Mastercard & Visa.$ V- B. J" [/ F7 K' I
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- s, X8 u' F0 K5 A
One should love animals. They are % N9 B9 N! f7 s0 P
so tasty.
4 K& @0 z( ]! l# l# X7 t9 X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。6 Y" Z& V! f/ ^# \
Save water. Shower with your + B1 y' C/ R5 q
girlfriend.
2 m8 {- b9 q: T2 Y( D: L& b要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。5 }( L, R# M) m- p0 w% c
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ) N w: |3 n) P+ A
caught.
4 U" A* Y& ^0 @5 F, c, N$ r E3 I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
D& {# @7 B* Y' w/ s( N5 KBehind every successful man, there is a
3 A1 G5 A9 o3 zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ( C: Y+ F8 {7 M# ~ w0 h% ]0 |# A
two.% [# V# P( v9 w
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. z' V6 x) f! S/ LEvery man should marry. After all, 0 X/ \# l4 v0 G8 j2 Q2 |6 [ G
happiness is not the only thing in life.
- J4 s @6 X$ f: e& ], _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# `" _( H! l8 V7 R# G6 O6 gThe wise 3 h% k! }) C/ _
never marry, And when they marry they become C+ R a) u- W$ ^$ M$ O+ d/ x! P4 `
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ I7 P+ P, H- Z' r# ~Success is a relative term. It brings so " B5 q( x1 X" P& N% e3 S
many relatives.
) L) |! I* ]' m( G+ y5 u" _( x3 \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, \$ G# R- W" h* P
Never put off the work till
6 \: V; Z5 o: G, ltomorrow what you can put off today.
# L8 G8 y- q: \% ^ \6 L; T1 I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* h. G. E! K% C6 m- p% Y1 I% r' CLove is
$ P0 C4 U0 }$ H7 O7 Cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.5 V/ y5 o. t z4 i; j3 g& ^
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 |7 g* N- r: C( g) t9 i' V
Children in
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* j$ x* \! F! h/ v) R6 r“Your future depends on your
' V- c* w7 A. @$ r8 Hdreams.” So go to sleep.( v0 r8 s2 I& ^5 w% S+ N! b
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ G% E! }5 \' OThere should be a
Q5 G, `& K5 E4 f; ?& i& ]better way to start a day than waking up every
3 M- M+ m7 j! Zmorning.
6 m& m. k, }* M3 }: ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 @$ J: p* l# o
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , }. X& K$ y- Z' O0 f# n
But why take the risk?
7 i) Y7 r3 d7 d# ~, O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ B$ \1 h+ {. E8 k9 x% \% J6 X
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' {- O4 ^% r8 N' ~* elook at it for hours!
" Q) l$ F7 F+ K; H" G工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' q% ?0 {: w1 f7 HGod made relatives; Thank God we
) s) y1 `: z* B. _) x. wcan choose our friends.
9 G% d( r: Q6 K3 S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- Y" \8 p8 N8 b! @- }
When two’s
' V1 ^- w) l. Y, _: Hcompany, three’s the result!
' \0 ?" @7 Q2 h h( W两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( \) C! b* {& j+ C: _) Q% yA dress is like a barbed 3 `( n$ u7 e1 A# C, w8 i9 s
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ k# `) O# V3 x9 l7 d5 C9 k) n
The more you learn, the more you know, * [" x H' D8 C! ?
The more you know, the more you forget.
( i. |. O2 j% f9 bThe more you forget, the less you
4 V& L6 ~. H. S. z5 ?know. So why bother to learn.2 @0 X: O8 l3 i+ s+ b0 U- w% I
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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