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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
1 H* E( {& m% c0 _Mastercard & Visa.
- I* _, y0 I' }钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, G: @; N$ A. r+ k4 UOne should love animals. They are ! R! G8 d$ E, f2 x6 J
so tasty.# ?( S  _" I% ~* T) ^
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ ~3 M. m8 F  j4 |& u  lSave water. Shower with your ) G0 V: C: x6 q- }8 Y5 |
girlfriend.' r% |& a- v( s6 Q2 w
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; Q0 B, D& P% A- VLove the neighbor. But don’t get 6 W8 }: H1 c! f, H7 G/ ^0 J
caught.- @# e. G% x* D, Z. H, x( G6 Y& }
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。2 ~# U* Q, @& x. B6 }
Behind every successful man, there is a + ~0 H+ F$ t: K. Z  E: P1 i
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( o1 B( v: r0 v1 Qtwo./ Z$ R7 I8 {6 M' g) y  [
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ Q- z9 k. Y. G' J. }
Every man should marry. After all,
% L0 r/ v+ G2 {+ n& s, J1 I9 M8 K6 Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
$ [2 e. }( q: [; |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ |/ Z0 i) Y  T, v' U# P* hThe wise
4 M9 c  P3 A! G) Anever marry, And when they marry they become 2 m7 F5 T8 H: y8 _( q/ `, Q/ ^9 n
otherwise.% q! X) ~/ H8 |% t; P% c: t- q
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。) ]7 c8 v- d! Z- m  u# x4 j$ J
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 x+ W# _' `7 R3 H1 A9 A$ T  I/ xmany relatives./ n2 Y* [: g: T  x
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" ]" s6 H* c$ J7 r0 e% JNever put off the work till
; ]8 m* K2 _: C! h; ctomorrow what you can put off today./ Q0 ~9 h: h: `$ m
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; X6 ^7 y  f. _1 C1 k) q
Love is / C! ~, n8 }8 Y( t. j+ U
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., J4 C3 I3 h3 }! ]: ?, r2 D
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。* N; _; k4 A* Z+ N6 @* n
Children in / N& V3 \. n" g$ Y
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 d& r( ~4 H% Y" P, P6 h2 f5 R4 ochildren.5 l* J" O0 a) s/ e" K' u
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ w! a4 `5 {  J3 @2 J
“Your future depends on your 4 Y6 m$ }8 z+ N; I
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) e2 f9 R( v  v! x) Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。, F0 s9 F! \5 T. }# d2 b
There should be a
1 u. z9 v. J3 ^* j; ^3 P+ x& Jbetter way to start a day than waking up every : _! _) S) q. V0 o, M' c% h3 R7 i
morning.
* o) \$ `( _3 G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。1 S$ m5 R( Z  b6 W1 H) r
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% \) v- |. e5 h5 q+ P) Z3 BBut why take the risk?8 P% M* w# _  T2 b3 j8 ]9 D; `: M
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 @$ b  c! y, k. T1 f/ |9 O/ D6 `! T“Work fascinates me.“ I can ) [3 z8 b! M& M& w) z' m, }. W
look at it for hours!3 c: m& a4 N7 [( |
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 A+ @/ d3 L  O9 ^: u
God made relatives; Thank God we $ r; \0 j  A: w  P6 f  v" R. O$ g
can choose our friends.; x; z3 @# T. ?) f% r2 u
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。0 ]1 C& b9 t+ i/ X+ k( Y* s. w
When two’s
8 G2 i9 Z) v2 z7 ]! K/ Ncompany, three’s the result!5 Z4 z# s" C! ?, S$ m( a% u" K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ E  i* f6 J8 |! VA dress is like a barbed
& U5 ]( F! q+ s0 W! c: I5 \fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 4 I3 l1 K8 [( V. ?* R$ {
view.
/ t/ D+ v1 T/ L, z, h, l服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! c( ?3 E  t4 c3 qThe more you learn, the more you know, 2 r  j. M7 t6 w6 @6 V% E; K
The more you know, the more you forget.# {" R( {2 S2 J5 l8 X
The more you forget, the less you
" {% i( Z$ V7 y4 i% ?know. So why bother to learn.9 B  ^& t$ y/ i
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 6 H2 I- y" _" K; b9 s, z- j$ `/ \2 \. _
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