加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
1 N2 s  W! q0 f7 Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ I9 P& B7 z. b% ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) ?# X/ M5 P+ p, e/ S- X7 f9 O$ j6 i1 Ecaught.
* u+ B) Y" p3 Z' C6 N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* D  y; `" I/ d. I. RBehind every successful man, there is a
  y1 g: D$ w  x) B* dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 Q  C; G; K8 j0 m8 L$ V- y1 c/ _Every man should marry. After all,
' B* s& b3 h% s6 L+ Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
$ I' e) V, i8 y. b6 A4 m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
: U% J1 S& `; `% [" }+ Sotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ B7 m$ R' E! j) Z( eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
5 q6 K# X) n4 y& ]many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; }& ~# w1 ]1 m) v$ T8 zLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
; U, h! ]/ G+ b5 q. h  Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- |( R3 a9 e# P( r1 ?“Your future depends on your
; e! K9 ~4 a8 Q; {dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 L, y  Y' [  j. j2 jbetter way to start a day than waking up every
4 N8 S$ U0 @& T$ p' e0 mmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' g" R& D& j; o$ P  M3 R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' x* I" R6 \' v: v) ~% b  @* W$ ~But why take the risk?
6 {9 G/ n3 w. q" d; p- J) _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ G8 z- F+ \  W# qlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 |8 [0 |, l9 K" m3 L6 YWhen two’s
4 i9 n( n" Z/ W/ ocompany, three’s the result!
3 }# N# Y5 N, U6 g9 i* f- P8 k2 M7 ]两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* c  T( f2 r# ~, E9 {A dress is like a barbed
  v, t( n$ y) r9 s8 a, ]6 Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 t6 j' n3 U5 p7 v: {0 O( qThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
7 r; B; a/ b  ~  P# Q' pThe more you forget, the less you
. [1 B, }) e! t6 eknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 C. e. Y  a& Y6 ~/ l1 M, O为什么学来着