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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
9 k8 H: y/ M+ l- mMastercard & Visa., y4 l2 p2 ~( D, T/ V0 J! C
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ X. U: H2 S* U2 {One should love animals. They are
2 v: }9 ]4 q+ G: x0 o6 ?/ Oso tasty.1 b( i0 ]% L9 M% f/ G
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- P: \3 d/ p8 o( T7 g* x. j$ Q9 fSave water. Shower with your ! Z' p# ]+ T+ O1 M, u' a8 ?
girlfriend.5 i. o* w( M( a& m2 T& f
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 N7 h' j6 q" H2 K
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
- g$ v; z2 y: G+ H+ m  {$ R, Tcaught.
% L+ g; A  x5 E! w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. b7 p. s7 }0 C$ k- _Behind every successful man, there is a
* V! o7 U( ~/ [0 ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are : Q1 t' k2 `9 E9 Q
two.: @2 S3 |& R/ W2 A3 K) M( H
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。4 V/ G+ a7 i/ X9 \, b
Every man should marry. After all,
$ y5 B; D% V- N, ^$ g2 z) A  H6 khappiness is not the only thing in life./ [( b0 A# s, O  V: ?
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- r% F/ Y, t) [: }( \, ^: F& DThe wise
3 ^+ x4 x& o* Q2 s3 qnever marry, And when they marry they become 6 p9 k6 X+ w- D# w% ~+ }7 b8 A
otherwise.
5 L5 }1 e$ Q! X- j- E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ c: t  a8 ~5 G. I0 S7 P  n
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: r* a+ H6 K$ v) q  f+ T7 p9 imany relatives.; K% r- h. ?/ ]2 P0 b
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。- l8 t: B0 Z8 z1 Q2 F) ~/ H5 _
Never put off the work till ; u- R2 w* m' s! x0 n# y5 K5 a
tomorrow what you can put off today.0 ~" W* w; f. T; A  W4 W
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% v9 E" O' O% E* q3 o9 Y" c3 W
Love is
" }  a" b* y7 N8 H3 F% z5 ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 P( b% z8 ?# z* d. \! ?: P4 E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 I1 A/ O0 c8 |5 F: i
Children in
9 b8 u4 }# x, t* [, Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ G) _; ]& [' Q( e% X: zchildren.; q; F* h* d9 K! @2 C. c
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 Z1 A0 u7 H3 _, i, u4 Z“Your future depends on your $ m* o/ }9 U& L2 d* h) P4 j* }; B
dreams.” So go to sleep.: ?/ {  _/ w4 l- X6 ^1 x4 u
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。1 U- c, \1 N# Y3 I3 _
There should be a
* P6 E5 N) p9 W+ Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
9 a& n& Y$ ]- n0 t  v+ \' I  pmorning.
3 t5 Q9 n2 [+ u0 m6 c8 F" V) A应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ h, |2 ?* m" J7 j) q/ q, E4 q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" b4 I" p  `) b' Z, C' c$ o% P) H3 EBut why take the risk?
  Q9 @5 H' l, c. K* D6 h! c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 Y( F; r% h; u! j. v. j“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ m; P0 ^' c+ V% ~9 qlook at it for hours!  J0 V4 G2 R. x; z
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) [5 ~/ k: ~# s5 O* H
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 F! O, W& F3 Q' L, E7 T" n/ Bcan choose our friends.
; n. m9 f1 ?9 u6 j5 O2 W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 c* V7 u6 w- V$ @( p( Y$ p% nWhen two’s
7 q; x# V! ?' X2 Pcompany, three’s the result!4 v! Y4 B: p. k+ d! v
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) O3 a, L. }+ H! D+ vA dress is like a barbed
2 L: e% M8 W6 P8 w7 afence. It protects the premises without restricting the 5 h/ F+ ^: N- |
view.# G7 {8 L' b% f3 U8 `6 K
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) g; ?5 @) h# y! l- t* c5 M
The more you learn, the more you know, $ ?5 V0 r1 ^+ r1 V) A; L% D
The more you know, the more you forget.7 b8 a: u. U& Q5 X" }5 F9 H
The more you forget, the less you
8 S& B2 D, H& [% U. oknow. So why bother to learn.9 p2 N- D0 X, Q, |. Z& h7 Q
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 d8 o# U# x$ E. Q为什么学来着
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