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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 0 A* p2 E" I# c: F- R2 ~1 _
Mastercard & Visa.
' P9 Q: j  M" I# J" v8 S钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. B7 V4 [- V# L) p: m; I- |  w
One should love animals. They are * @) q7 S! z3 c
so tasty.
7 N5 m) ~7 l5 s# u+ ^# c每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 e: ^) a; `, x5 j# q
Save water. Shower with your
6 {* e! i# y9 u& U! [girlfriend.3 l! n( b' L  i& @3 l
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 ?8 v8 X! h9 {. P, CLove the neighbor. But don’t get ( G# n& U: A; F5 P# a2 T
caught.
0 l" O/ ]4 K; O6 z, `6 g! \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。  T3 C5 F' d: K8 y
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 c2 v% P$ L: ^2 C: Yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, ^7 g1 d  o) s- f. Ctwo.% y: S3 ]/ S3 ^( u% P  S
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ M6 r8 Z7 D  ?$ P
Every man should marry. After all,
; D: y: Y3 A) Z' s$ w2 O1 `3 Shappiness is not the only thing in life.
$ c# s& @) b* E" S+ H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! ?1 t! ?: D. b+ H/ C
The wise 0 k) `# Q6 m, k1 r" m
never marry, And when they marry they become ! v- e- q- h# m2 P& d
otherwise.
9 A2 c2 n/ P% a( F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' p  E" ^0 c( ?0 ?; k: v0 H
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: i+ M: X( A, k9 qmany relatives.! m" p; ^1 H" {9 h
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 f3 N% C. r  N+ B0 cNever put off the work till
1 {" C6 I' J* z6 P; Y4 Jtomorrow what you can put off today.
( }( U8 l3 k# E7 B- i不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  H$ w# l2 |2 Y7 VLove is
6 j( e+ B0 F) D2 Jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 J& r5 x. x5 j! I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 j: N* g" }1 R; XChildren in 7 ~) l' v* v" V# {/ L% A1 m
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 4 g( I8 w, t5 f: Y3 A1 \
children.
5 z; ?* H" y# F& B- V3 x3 \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! S& g( h% K( `1 m# i, C“Your future depends on your
9 h- M, k$ d, ~5 d- i6 bdreams.” So go to sleep.6 U* ^$ ]: U4 r/ k
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ i! w& n$ ]" G; s' |) \' OThere should be a
$ o: _! Z: p( M5 M/ J9 Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
0 v+ j$ {4 }6 e0 g6 u: F/ xmorning.( Q6 f4 C& H: d) v1 O
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 @- e. T# z" h" V$ U2 F  z“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 4 u! h- C2 z6 P; S; Z' _% _
But why take the risk?
5 u/ w7 v/ h; }6 n& G% l! h努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& P% c5 X) L& j0 J) L
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, c; x; C- Q+ j) s! E: L2 o- Ylook at it for hours!% }/ p- T  u1 g
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" o8 G8 |, z% dGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 c  v+ t: Y1 L# j! |can choose our friends.! ]4 p6 m# \. j3 B
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, t( V. [1 f1 y: `2 cWhen two’s
' }' O6 s9 R9 p) fcompany, three’s the result!
2 u& n, C; X3 s2 u# `5 @8 Q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ Y$ ]  G7 d6 w0 |
A dress is like a barbed 6 ~: E/ f  Q: Q3 `! k# o# u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ! `0 h0 S3 J4 V3 S5 U7 i  p
view., g$ j; w4 j) i8 E& H0 a
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 z3 C8 |1 g2 Y5 e( m  i' qThe more you learn, the more you know, 1 ^: r& X: ?/ N0 L
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 o( n5 q+ P, P4 V# e2 v) K& OThe more you forget, the less you $ n3 h+ i9 o0 z9 r; S1 s0 C1 Y' G
know. So why bother to learn.7 k4 z! V! K" [+ ?0 {! U
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 0 o$ A( v: q8 F
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