加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 h3 [. \) D' h9 f  B( ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
% e" `' B( `/ T9 r3 m5 ?8 G' P3 @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ z4 l: Q, f7 a5 l" m+ wBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 ~+ z% P- z4 h# k6 `Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 f, ?' Q3 i: T, J% o, v( [$ F) G+ _( X1 O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! e1 ~- w0 ^. Z  }# g" z# ]5 xThe wise
3 {& v( J/ p; p( pnever marry, And when they marry they become
" M# {$ a2 T% Wotherwise.
& t( U1 Q1 g% X1 v0 f7 S  M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* o4 C8 w$ e, K9 U: V$ A1 j# Y- J6 tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
* x9 w# z/ A7 j, k( R# imany relatives.
0 T- u) k/ ^" g" U$ Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) \6 H! k5 B2 FNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  x% R) J  y' w+ h2 q3 Z' L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: z2 l3 v' E& o1 ]" ]  FChildren in
: w/ X6 n! X! S2 rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! n( W; }& Q' y) G- B2 D* mchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
6 ]& Z  C- N3 ldreams.” So go to sleep.
  x5 w, i+ R# L“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
  F. u( r! f$ }2 z0 i' k  Zmorning.
2 c% W. i8 o6 h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ y  }) a3 s( G2 Q5 RBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 _& j/ u, _( s' x“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" d. _' I- v5 _. X) O2 R1 \look at it for hours!
7 I$ V2 Q8 z8 i$ a' k0 W% E/ M工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 }7 {3 e, r$ a1 J/ M/ x1 ncan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 W# \. r7 M% L% F) \9 Q$ _4 IWhen two’s
2 |1 d# k& w0 j- scompany, three’s the result!
4 J$ [; S6 R* s' c/ O1 X9 C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* D' J. \1 ^! m/ M$ ^A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
. }  E6 @9 u% D& n3 kThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
. S% K/ d* U- M8 b! Fknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着