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Money is not everything. There’s # t! S, v/ e# L9 m) I
Mastercard & Visa.
; q$ G! a# u2 }! A" ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ D) I6 h8 J u7 cOne should love animals. They are % E2 k& |' d5 R% n/ O
so tasty.
) Y9 V0 n O, ]: R! x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。; {7 u/ t$ a/ E' j9 L2 P
Save water. Shower with your ! ?* ]1 z% y8 }; M2 @, m
girlfriend.
8 |: v, [( D% n9 w9 z5 _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: X0 T0 U, s) y1 @+ @7 HLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& Y% c: C* V% q0 J5 ~! O' @6 \Behind every successful man, there is a - A2 G" m4 T! V$ y' v: Q
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 1 I' T/ q. {& E2 h+ O6 b7 } T
two.
5 `# M5 S/ S" V4 h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% ~$ K) N/ L. W I5 _$ X4 p ?) DEvery man should marry. After all, / N4 N3 h% E5 b' B9 L
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ o5 V+ m6 N9 E2 m8 i1 @( I% ]1 O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 h0 b, W) a3 g2 M$ ?) hThe wise & q$ Y; C" X5 p9 ^( w* ^# A& D, e
never marry, And when they marry they become H8 J# [2 I8 ^4 _* h% R
otherwise.
/ o1 N! i5 {; Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 d/ i# e- `0 ?
Success is a relative term. It brings so
& L; t$ Y2 j" z5 Y) Smany relatives.) l9 H2 C& s$ j7 ^+ w& E
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。2 C7 @! A5 d1 _# F0 k
Never put off the work till 2 V3 m; D# ]3 J; M% N* u! p
tomorrow what you can put off today.) z3 s3 |* z8 h4 N9 q: J
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, r% m3 z" M; _! YLove is
( k3 S( S' h& U6 {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.! d* t" ]; i7 J" O9 Y( J3 C3 M' g& t
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) K' x: O8 j% w8 YChildren in % M' X0 V: r$ c! [) f! I
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause & p2 O1 B! ~) P% k6 I
children.
- r) M/ a; [, Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 z: w* x$ k' K$ V! a, A) e4 Y
“Your future depends on your
0 O9 \' }: r }3 Edreams.” So go to sleep.
3 S6 j5 h9 K! O! A. X) v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( y8 e' w% j; j2 Y- p% gThere should be a
( i$ w" J- ]" g; U ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
G; U, Y9 V5 {/ _- Gmorning.1 b4 F% _, b: M/ `! K# N: f
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 H; ?& Y+ {# n9 B$ K% R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 q" Q8 N" G/ k( v; U) w' bBut why take the risk? o0 a& o. W6 C; k X
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: D" E/ e1 z. g- C- Z7 j“Work fascinates me.“ I can 3 S4 ^2 q/ E- I6 [
look at it for hours!
1 A7 S8 z# o1 C" X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 Q- t6 A5 R- w0 [6 _# }) S9 |1 jGod made relatives; Thank God we - G4 n* @& Y' ]# P0 _* a' M
can choose our friends.
/ k0 z" a# m8 ` S: Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' w6 e1 \1 ?6 _' x, Y* _
When two’s # ^+ V; W$ W6 \7 e7 p
company, three’s the result!
! H$ y1 T) H1 G! V: b4 u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!( S4 S1 `6 I/ ~1 F2 j6 O7 M1 {
A dress is like a barbed - y- q. b* k- O
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' U) \" s- [$ `7 u- Z9 y1 t; eview.
4 R% q6 ^( E9 x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。0 ^) t' t7 s$ y. J/ n
The more you learn, the more you know, Y4 w+ F8 y- p/ q
The more you know, the more you forget., N' a# `( x$ e1 \7 E' H
The more you forget, the less you
: O/ ^$ E- \( Q3 \& @) i' Kknow. So why bother to learn.
, R: b# v3 k% O) R J) L学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, . S9 i7 G9 }6 o) }
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