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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s * n/ R1 U: c: t0 e
Mastercard & Visa.
# A" R. A4 B+ _# _钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) j$ s# B8 o' T8 P
One should love animals. They are
! S+ Z; L1 _( X2 z3 n( wso tasty.
" G2 j. s7 ]) Q8 y- ]- @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。6 x% j( |+ t! K/ p& h: J
Save water. Shower with your
% `$ o7 J: X8 s+ I1 kgirlfriend.
9 @& Y- V4 l7 i* E要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 j8 z' L1 E5 L# ]8 S
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 \7 i* u% ~: ^% zcaught.
: M8 K! p  ?2 z4 ^$ A& Z# q+ p* a. Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* K. Y0 W/ K) ]. T" S+ n+ l: W2 _Behind every successful man, there is a
$ I4 `$ u- T! v9 h7 V. b$ D& tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are , {6 C- G9 X, b' e  u0 m+ E
two.- c& w+ a5 P' ^! |  U9 _: Z
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ B- i) ^) K5 F3 {
Every man should marry. After all, : H9 I$ G9 I: \+ t* z* D( c) `; H
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! U9 {9 C! E. P& e  e1 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, Z# x; r$ h' S- w2 R( wThe wise # ?' W: Q2 y- F& |4 \6 F) h
never marry, And when they marry they become   _6 {( l2 q, J$ o. x) g# `) |
otherwise.
) D: ^/ ~$ j8 }. J聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 E* Q; ]1 x% Y5 Z( z4 P8 YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( m9 b* H! h  _" J% b1 Imany relatives.% O5 z/ v- C) y. J# c8 @
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。' }* L) C( s+ o" B
Never put off the work till
* v$ o6 Y* r0 q1 J. K* Btomorrow what you can put off today.
. b% s8 S4 H% m- q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ `2 K0 v: C3 w# m: m5 ~6 g  ALove is
) r. _/ ^* Q- P. g# kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.9 ]' M/ E: m- s
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; k4 X$ ~. v, m# ~% bChildren in
7 o/ b- r, {6 @9 x, e* N1 _! Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" u# f" o, D5 W6 M1 }# E* Vchildren.
* n+ R# m' s) t; {" u- l' h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ t1 M4 `# r0 G4 @. c“Your future depends on your
3 D2 j8 q/ D- a8 O' Wdreams.” So go to sleep.
+ p1 b9 a" k1 p8 \9 W5 O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 k# E& e5 [4 Q- LThere should be a
6 l. K1 o$ |' ^7 Wbetter way to start a day than waking up every 3 q! U$ E9 Z& f7 ^) \
morning.
8 }& k- u7 y1 {3 R6 M# c& t/ p5 b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。( \) u% \4 }& b1 a* b6 x. y7 k8 U
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 0 U: M+ m+ b; o& ]) d- P
But why take the risk?- k' {3 b% P3 m- Z
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: V/ s2 r1 i2 e' s2 _1 H“Work fascinates me.“ I can ' X2 e1 T# Z( ~5 I2 Q7 R$ ^1 r
look at it for hours!# P7 N+ T6 W* v: m0 k
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, Y6 q% ~% M1 [
God made relatives; Thank God we
- t& ]  w& p, E% a& acan choose our friends.
) y* h1 G8 s% R1 v1 y! ]1 B神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。# \* U$ s5 f4 S4 A9 v* S3 k( v
When two’s
3 P; j4 g" @; W! `- V8 Lcompany, three’s the result!
! E5 e7 p4 h1 ?+ |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 b; c- P- i- v$ K  NA dress is like a barbed 0 P; n3 R9 I- J9 i
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; h. q# ?+ H2 Y2 \view.* v2 ]+ v3 Z0 j
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 Q4 c/ J7 W5 iThe more you learn, the more you know,
( t+ e' c$ _% g3 i& @' j% C+ |The more you know, the more you forget.3 F. Z. o  `. `0 G- E
The more you forget, the less you 3 |7 j% C: b: H/ `4 |
know. So why bother to learn.
* y0 b7 f& ^" h9 M学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! P: ^3 t8 G  _" T" l- b2 y, ?! _为什么学来着
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