加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 _7 p1 s  H; ^9 v- [Mastercard & Visa.
2 x( Y! x# }  S! w8 @! R* Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
6 j7 S: X$ X* k5 H! `2 l# eso tasty.
: z$ z! J. r8 D- {; `) D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
; U8 K9 m1 t4 ?! L8 egirlfriend.
; N* c2 r5 o9 h5 p' E要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
4 |& K' g" J8 d: N+ h  Hcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 z3 ]; o0 U  V4 N1 t& H2 _6 rhappiness is not the only thing in life.
: `6 i9 {1 l3 p, f$ x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
& J6 R) X+ `) {6 O) P) r* |otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 Z7 B: P2 F4 Ymany relatives.
8 O: @2 H" t- S. B: q3 \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
- M$ T, U* L/ n- u) b1 Ctomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, R% x  k' s3 f7 hLove is
4 z3 j+ }6 P7 R8 Ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
& k( Y! g% E( X7 l* Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
7 ^: ?" w' _/ H) M. c: l9 O: U后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; p! n: j' M2 X6 U+ U  w2 Z“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
. c  Z% h, `! i( _0 ]: w8 L“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 U2 n, s* S9 t: ~There should be a
4 h* W- d, c6 E" Q2 K* r) kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
( f) `: u  |! W( `7 s0 rmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- P& G7 _; I7 S  n. y2 dBut why take the risk?
+ n: J& b' n$ t  s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 ~$ ~. k4 s, m$ K9 Z, H! j0 T( ?+ ~8 ]“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ O2 w6 h( D( G$ }( V6 d) wlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 P- e, Q+ W" U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 e$ u8 @9 C, k6 z' l5 k1 E$ m) rWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 ~& \) H$ K0 y! @8 `# p/ O# u" m8 HThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 E* w! a. `0 D1 Z0 ]9 pThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* Z* M4 v: s! _4 a% E# b9 K& L为什么学来着