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Money is not everything. There’s
, U! ^9 [9 g: q* Q1 [: u% C E) DMastercard & Visa.
! z! ~# F* f8 \& e, j1 ^% m; c钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- p6 U: d# I) P2 K/ TOne should love animals. They are
5 H% Y* s- I9 r, ?so tasty.
' H$ Z' m/ D7 j2 o8 r3 Y( _; ~$ f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* m/ Q' @4 r/ B- n' }- fSave water. Shower with your + t6 Y1 A/ X! V0 l1 m
girlfriend.
/ {! a8 l- b0 e: b. N" h- |2 Y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 o* ^$ \% p2 S* h) m
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ) K5 P- J: F# V4 l
caught.
& f+ c% x! n) p- S7 {) l) {5 ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 V. ~1 j3 {& l+ G8 T4 mBehind every successful man, there is a
% R+ I% h B- D$ Lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 9 f4 H1 L9 ?4 U& L
two.
0 P; E+ L4 W6 j; H" G4 V每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 v! C& ^1 f- e/ S: _Every man should marry. After all,
1 {5 u5 n/ [& w) j7 I0 L h( qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
& Q2 \/ a' g$ h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 v5 w- Q) c& L2 AThe wise
5 t! {, G1 P' y4 e1 vnever marry, And when they marry they become : `1 l8 E3 I# G2 W) y) j! ]
otherwise.1 j& p# v: V0 E
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% Z, e! ^2 ^6 P! H1 f zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 R. Z4 ], p$ J# T0 Q5 Bmany relatives.
/ _; o1 a4 u e1 h成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 @6 @* K- @5 ^7 R: c' V: mNever put off the work till + U/ d" g A' D. |* W
tomorrow what you can put off today.9 q% A( I$ E/ J+ L8 j* X
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。3 T& g r! T" B! g2 l
Love is
5 u. p0 `8 P' uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ n/ O$ Z5 g0 N1 E# k, g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- _$ _4 o, t8 R6 NChildren in
/ Z( y H' n/ f: G- O* {/ Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ; D) r( ]0 [7 p
children.. P$ `% O% i! g/ [9 q4 W
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! `2 F ?: b0 p- a, z
“Your future depends on your
9 R& m$ P+ i7 {7 l$ m' V; p; K2 idreams.” So go to sleep.
* y1 x' t2 D1 w! X% Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 {0 k& u) g% z8 F; }" L8 I6 L& WThere should be a : C5 N0 [$ L' q0 D# |+ c
better way to start a day than waking up every " p, }" P0 q% h8 e( K3 P
morning.+ v1 s& K1 Y- |
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 J% b; l! r7 r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 N9 G2 I: J# f8 f6 ^But why take the risk?. X# X: @# q1 V5 E5 v& n
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* G K6 f4 a8 u5 E. v“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% T: T8 m3 y9 F$ slook at it for hours!0 R& P: f$ h s( L( w# f+ d
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。% t" `4 K0 D+ `! ?9 ^8 Q) T1 ?
God made relatives; Thank God we % d6 J9 z$ U2 ?7 A. y
can choose our friends.# x4 N$ t# _ I$ k2 Y
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 Y5 m/ K1 b9 j% q/ U2 c ^, TWhen two’s
6 P" s$ r) g' S) Acompany, three’s the result!
2 V& @. J1 i4 Z* a两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- F8 P6 X% t- ~) }5 hA dress is like a barbed
8 E( K0 R2 C9 t1 _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the # j+ _, `. k3 ^6 E9 z
view.$ i% H# j; U6 Y% K4 }6 o3 |
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" J1 e9 X6 z, b5 PThe more you learn, the more you know, $ K3 z. w( l, Q' U
The more you know, the more you forget.: ?1 ` ?* W2 s
The more you forget, the less you # N0 s' i* ^# B7 O+ d
know. So why bother to learn.
# y0 C7 B* e0 a0 r$ P2 V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, % B: \7 _; @! p* N, N; h" l
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