加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 {& s9 C& Z1 J  ?One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
: X+ @2 x, R, m3 I& e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
2 V) Q  n7 s) t) f# L8 Wgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( n9 c7 N% g/ u3 X- OLove the neighbor. But don’t get
7 M; R/ \# H& X' ]$ mcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& ^; T0 L/ e* Y. q* j9 GEvery man should marry. After all,
0 M* f% b2 R% @! S, F- v3 {happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 S' v; [; d* E% q# i9 BThe wise
( u' L4 Z. X2 A3 `# Nnever marry, And when they marry they become
4 g4 r/ i$ }- {  ]) rotherwise.
2 A. x$ o9 h6 u5 r聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. @$ S6 H# k: H* c, G: ]8 WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
5 A; U0 x. s) U1 j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: W9 q$ N0 E7 W) i* A, ZNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ D9 E9 X/ z8 l9 P4 yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& k6 {1 V8 h* s" o$ f/ y% W爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; e+ e6 b3 B  p+ u. }. Echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! P& d! g  C* ]4 O+ nBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
* {- z' l- F- f5 U1 W( e, ~工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: t" t6 N0 f5 d4 ]/ X' tGod made relatives; Thank God we
; C1 ~8 _0 v; Ocan choose our friends.
( r9 D1 S8 Z  d1 h, c  A+ h7 I3 ?* M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
: e! S- A3 V3 x( O; v; h% u8 X8 Vcompany, three’s the result!
7 p$ w+ l, n! j% |/ I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( U1 ^9 }; W4 S. S* x8 o$ ?0 QA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
* J' {, B' a7 w$ f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& x' P3 U0 O3 s) EThe more you learn, the more you know,
, N. h; F1 I1 Q7 x4 i1 f7 KThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& ^/ R6 F. u/ ~; R; x  A3 K学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着