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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
+ d( w; m7 N9 O; f, ~Mastercard & Visa.
9 c+ \) G+ C6 r8 w% F钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 f2 @8 D# G5 Q; a, n
One should love animals. They are , u* D1 ~# j% O- {6 _+ B$ D
so tasty.$ g. A* e& s: p+ X9 H" [
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。+ V9 N/ g* B/ X8 U
Save water. Shower with your
. {8 ~5 r# z+ U0 E" m9 Y# j& W6 Tgirlfriend.
2 o" o7 S6 J# O% S% c1 v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 ]0 {! N4 p& w
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
1 @( o7 E' Y- F- q. kcaught.0 l& U, N0 i4 R+ F' s1 S1 C
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 h4 n' F$ u3 X" Y# }Behind every successful man, there is a
, ], {" r& I& M( [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 4 {& [1 V3 i1 p7 _8 L
two.0 [8 o3 J3 c: d$ H( D8 F$ @
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- F/ ?- S/ w4 m( @Every man should marry. After all,
1 u+ b. c6 O/ ^& J/ s/ l4 T+ Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 L7 n5 {$ {" ~4 W7 U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 {- {# l2 j- p% t8 o
The wise
4 z( ], T" z/ Y; fnever marry, And when they marry they become / |. U- r3 i: {1 W+ q2 q
otherwise.0 U. P- z2 T6 x4 b5 z+ k
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( e" ]( }3 O4 b( K4 ~
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 M$ S, ?) O- }6 }9 r, xmany relatives.
) Z- v4 @& y0 |8 h8 d: J6 y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: @- y+ ^2 n8 S; _: i
Never put off the work till 8 f5 d( A1 z/ c( {+ G
tomorrow what you can put off today.
# j: ^2 m$ x; Y# U2 M4 @不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 O( j* W: h" M! X
Love is
7 i- c( @& G9 H& X* ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 K, \, n" {4 _爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: v! V0 p3 [( v+ s& ]: q7 B1 \Children in 0 e/ k# _( M* C/ }: S7 D9 e
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( w* u! D# ~4 Q# ^children.$ X9 v9 o- [! w0 Z
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ J. K1 f9 I0 M& h( h
“Your future depends on your
( `. e. A2 w: h. F) }/ q# x9 [/ Fdreams.” So go to sleep.6 e" J) R$ t; P. {$ r, c
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。  ?8 X% {/ I/ V# v, |6 F3 [! L% ^1 m4 \
There should be a
5 e& h9 o2 F# Z/ z( Q) Fbetter way to start a day than waking up every , D( a9 w' K! C" w7 L9 R
morning.# _- w; i* d0 \" C0 a0 d; H
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 _/ P1 g9 t9 G0 D( v" y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* y8 V# R+ N  t1 |) ABut why take the risk?6 x, [, f9 v# Q$ H0 P5 T
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) S8 x  U8 L/ i2 i2 E
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ( \+ \" D. T4 K6 |1 F* {- V
look at it for hours!
3 Z, R( g# o- T+ m3 ?; I4 D1 g" f工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( J8 I: t- ]: J$ zGod made relatives; Thank God we # J6 q/ Y% e+ |  I- I# w8 A  D
can choose our friends.5 G% o; |/ _% T4 P
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: M) C) N2 H( }/ `3 }% O2 hWhen two’s
3 x. U, `8 o' g0 Wcompany, three’s the result!
8 R1 f$ m1 o8 ^2 u% w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 ?5 _1 I+ u9 X* ZA dress is like a barbed - f4 P, {$ A2 ^# O5 H7 L: [5 D
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 X% I. D% E! W' L! B! sview.
5 y7 q" S; x$ d: v4 q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。1 X; e8 J$ H) l) H$ F; V/ F
The more you learn, the more you know,
/ `4 ]4 z2 @4 M, sThe more you know, the more you forget.
; j. l: K8 R- {, pThe more you forget, the less you
# f4 [: A6 d# a7 I6 j9 {0 _+ lknow. So why bother to learn.
) z; o! \% [8 ^( j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 y! b2 g1 R7 i7 Z为什么学来着
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