加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
  [6 Y2 a) |& z( NMastercard & Visa.
% J* k. j4 n* i, r2 F钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  x) `$ U. a# o' a* YOne should love animals. They are
1 }# `# e& x2 i. J- R. h3 ~so tasty.
( J- b/ G: T% v" C, g, s  l/ P每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  t6 K7 ?0 U, m+ eSave water. Shower with your
$ R, Z9 y: y& H' k9 ^/ H) pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
8 o4 B; q3 O2 E; r9 x要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. i7 S1 l* r. u+ bBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 f9 z( M) h2 P( U1 jtwo.
6 [2 f4 B! {6 e, L& p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 p' Q/ x  q, P: [happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! Z( a  q: A" {$ E1 y& DThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 o( x7 u+ i) I6 l% b8 ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 c. o  y# R( l0 n$ ^& ^Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 p7 Q; `5 {- ^. }" K* l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 q0 L- Q9 }( Z: R1 VLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  o& D, g; ^1 O  ]: Y0 }9 h2 Y' q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: `7 d8 o; s( w7 R0 ?3 nChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
; l. y( j; @6 }2 M8 w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* d3 r& o2 M0 i' W9 n$ c+ a/ ~$ P“Your future depends on your
) i# A9 b+ }6 D: T* o7 s  J% i) Rdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 K7 c. L) e) f  {, c% m; B0 rThere should be a
2 |  N/ z' A1 s* N7 e8 U# vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
8 p" r, T7 Q* p3 Rmorning.
( T. X: F0 b0 H8 v- Q( D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ a+ k* k& h2 G9 q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% c# l" F" R) z( H2 T; R! t7 T0 n6 f# KBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 x  |0 V7 q1 q# j$ y& ~4 w4 r“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 _1 H" E/ T7 \9 Ulook at it for hours!
& ^7 |+ H/ A/ G7 w工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# q1 R* F: O. e* eGod made relatives; Thank God we
! h. d5 A  E& Z7 P4 Z5 p; }" _can choose our friends.
% R: w& Q* y' v$ F  X( f# C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ @6 \! P6 @( G& n" q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
5 @6 i5 B4 x. S. D) e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- ?, ~3 A' [6 g. R/ EThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, d' O! f* P% N3 v' ^* D7 {The more you forget, the less you
7 t& ^/ T  j! e" Z' z% Q% Sknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着