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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
: V% r$ D+ o! `" VMastercard & Visa.5 Q1 g2 J2 V- q$ c- v3 K
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ q8 z& Z; h% Y! k# K3 z% q
One should love animals. They are ' {, y; y1 S' r- n; f$ R$ q
so tasty.* M0 |+ O' L% W- I/ o
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ m3 F/ R4 u% F" }' d% g+ p# mSave water. Shower with your
! Q( I9 q: ], H8 B! M. Vgirlfriend.
  L0 H  ^! E" x3 c- m7 ^1 v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; P$ }9 q# r2 W6 o  U
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 y* \' o  Z* |- ccaught.8 j7 [( V, e, \/ u0 P/ W
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 t  W  \, O, R+ J
Behind every successful man, there is a ( q9 D( k: m. P" |
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are $ P# ^5 U0 c( |0 G1 f' U5 ^% Q. G
two.
/ c1 A+ ?/ _4 t( k* r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 p7 D" {# u: k" y: v- L: b+ [" `. N
Every man should marry. After all,
$ U, I7 K1 Y- r+ g; `. Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.4 h) x7 {! U9 ?; N/ m/ j
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ u/ s8 h# j2 k2 n* n8 YThe wise
& E5 ^) R1 i6 ]$ F4 tnever marry, And when they marry they become   F9 Q. o2 H6 T2 J$ X2 ]
otherwise.
$ ?0 n' ]* q( n7 }; v& p0 ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; C/ B) T6 g- l' T2 Q( j. U3 N
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: o: O8 j& p8 R% vmany relatives.
1 @+ P7 N( a8 ]% T7 f1 j5 d: _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 N7 Z# D3 ~7 o( |3 r' ?! V
Never put off the work till 4 [% J7 Y* E- Y( \* f
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 M0 c  S1 f. I' O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 w$ I( \% j+ ]) U1 {& ]4 _  M$ y2 BLove is
& }7 M6 }  R. q& W/ L( ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 \" u2 E% k# T4 o- ~, Q; G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。. J9 S# S( J* n0 P4 k
Children in
! Z* @  a8 G" l5 z2 Obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 x6 k' j$ P. N# J; pchildren.
4 ]: a: `2 G; E( {9 N3 W+ k7 Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。7 ~5 S; o: s% x3 j9 y4 D
“Your future depends on your & `! v& K$ e# P; r+ w. g
dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 Y# c# Q. R1 o, N6 F4 G# f; C1 L, w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 z5 j: `: Q. `! w6 CThere should be a
! m% S7 i4 A" ^2 D" V7 Obetter way to start a day than waking up every * @, ]% g7 c- j  u) M
morning.. i) a5 \0 {5 B) q- Z* C* q" O
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) D9 [8 j1 r* L! Y0 _% N“Hard work never killed anybody.“ / ]2 t. z: {# q) n; \6 _
But why take the risk?; q8 v" f$ h2 m/ A0 }- N
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 i, q5 A. i  x5 b
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' y# ~8 p: K) r) B9 e/ U9 Tlook at it for hours!
) M3 B' @+ o$ B8 T5 \1 U# N工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。  y' ^1 |5 s/ J$ m
God made relatives; Thank God we ( W* R/ v, n% s6 r) Z! R0 J
can choose our friends.5 N6 ~4 E% ^: m+ U, A8 k
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 b6 w5 y1 u% O$ WWhen two’s & l2 z$ T+ V5 j! S1 E! Z3 G
company, three’s the result!
( R2 V3 R& R4 `- ~, D两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' ]- A4 ^& U  pA dress is like a barbed
; o7 s9 |9 A% B1 dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 4 i) h( i7 X+ s
view.
, W4 H9 _8 }) W( Z5 T. e6 U4 n( X服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 d* w; S! n1 f3 B6 y' G- vThe more you learn, the more you know, 8 Z) v' o; M* Z$ M/ G. S- l
The more you know, the more you forget.; K6 r, q( I$ d" ^* f" Y& k) V
The more you forget, the less you 7 U8 z# i5 O: c1 N
know. So why bother to learn.5 v. S" e' }7 Q9 r
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- M, _6 D4 ~# g0 i为什么学来着
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