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Money is not everything. There’s
4 e. o3 h, `# @ y) SMastercard & Visa.& I$ t- u j# d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% M/ S' t4 Y6 i- K. t% dOne should love animals. They are
% f$ Z6 c/ R' K( m) Zso tasty.
& u; l/ l3 k6 k! I, b6 j5 ^: `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 D0 ~& {7 T T9 GSave water. Shower with your " E9 _$ r5 q& }2 N7 S+ A0 D
girlfriend.
1 E" {8 P( k Y: V. x% h要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; l' J% z! }" h* ~7 aLove the neighbor. But don’t get ; Z5 q6 k, m. [8 }& C6 m( o, g
caught.
' w, s7 c# ]/ \. S; `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# C' y# Y+ T& W& Q9 T
Behind every successful man, there is a 0 C; g- ^) q$ [# `9 ~, K3 R7 k
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 d G% x. N3 B! X2 Ftwo.
; y9 `* p8 ?6 B R3 I3 g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。6 r9 L5 S& t1 @
Every man should marry. After all, # q* @/ [$ i7 d3 V- y2 S/ y& n4 `' f% s
happiness is not the only thing in life.) ^9 F% z* C% K! v+ Q! |5 Y' h
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。0 f, c6 m2 L' p$ P# d
The wise
& A) L% [0 v' [$ z! ]never marry, And when they marry they become # A' m& o# h l; C) o+ o9 c
otherwise.+ e7 N$ U" u0 v' {
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 ^# ^/ L, p7 U# k; \( _Success is a relative term. It brings so 2 x; H) j2 A2 e5 d" o
many relatives.+ G0 ~8 z) ]" h# T8 ~
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 x& d+ S% M9 T% U- B R
Never put off the work till
/ n% F6 `4 c5 Q0 R, A* f Otomorrow what you can put off today.
/ S; D7 q0 J& \. Z8 k3 B' k, S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! ~: d9 ?$ K+ y
Love is 9 J/ g# t% n6 ^' y% n: a6 Z; }
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 q' j9 F5 \; W0 e# k6 L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) B2 @, c4 x" z$ r- M$ X
Children in
3 s: K$ ~9 d. b7 q$ n* F: ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& f6 ]4 [ t; V; Pchildren.3 M! W. Q; O! k
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。; T/ \8 P( @. W, U! x
“Your future depends on your ) {+ N% i8 U+ r/ p" O( ~. l' Y
dreams.” So go to sleep.1 {& _' | M6 {. j; K9 b' u
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ W& v# N. {9 QThere should be a ; {4 T; o$ G% f1 h" u
better way to start a day than waking up every * ?* E" w: v: V& c0 P+ }' O
morning.
5 ?! R L. q; N' M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。2 g2 |% T( n2 L: M
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 j2 ^8 ?* N1 a- g: }% s' ~But why take the risk?
+ A4 A% H, [7 a7 G6 ?2 t% [$ T努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 m/ `6 A$ f! V* q: h- U+ B' O( X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 O, I% |* `1 G# ~7 }4 mlook at it for hours! U' t: G- _& g; F9 W, k1 }
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 H" i% p* {# jGod made relatives; Thank God we 6 m6 Q% ~- O! \: s( b) Q
can choose our friends.
) b) b. B; k) N$ J6 S* C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ g. P1 T1 c8 @2 k) {% Z
When two’s 7 a4 b/ {! o7 P; ?4 e, D
company, three’s the result!
( Y8 B+ N6 { b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 g; t- v: a8 t: F. rA dress is like a barbed
' f! H( N( s- i1 `6 pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the - M- j! q2 M& y0 U# [
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 C. w7 W' i# ^
The more you learn, the more you know,
& v2 c, Y3 Y8 gThe more you know, the more you forget.
, f8 f/ E0 U. _) r9 HThe more you forget, the less you + w/ O! \. s% w1 S! _
know. So why bother to learn.
' ?0 G# W; ?7 d! s5 ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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