加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
8 O# F; Q8 q+ G2 F6 y! _Mastercard & Visa.
# z1 s) G8 T) s钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 B# u" t9 U* F6 d9 T3 wOne should love animals. They are
) l5 u  r7 t2 u0 U. e0 Gso tasty.
- H! L2 O( U- ?& O' F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
# q; T4 }( _: ^girlfriend.
# ]1 R8 @0 k, n9 h: J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 K9 R; M: }  X9 _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 x8 m; x. _, v) h' }3 \7 Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
9 s' A6 z. v) P9 C) {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: C7 K$ q2 @  Y7 z: Q7 R, }Every man should marry. After all,
8 h2 K3 _4 o. ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 R: u# q$ {4 U! [. x9 e" DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, I: \3 y; n# \) ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 F) R! ]# a  S2 kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 H. Z: ?1 P, O6 T* |+ M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ i" A* }& G, v. VChildren in
. p8 F0 S# j, j% w0 ]3 bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
; t. d+ a) {9 ?9 N3 V4 [" ?! g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 o1 |/ k3 x2 ?( u6 G9 f+ d3 y$ q- j& B“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# }8 a; a$ `* |5 NThere should be a
: s' p  p) T5 z2 l1 f( nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
: U; g0 x* ~' l) j- Q: T应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  f6 L8 f1 p! s1 }( t0 q, ^1 sBut why take the risk?
5 @. @' N$ x( z6 S3 s2 o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 t( v" `5 L5 C% p" V; elook at it for hours!
" A( I6 o; a. s7 ^( \工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  @4 F; _3 X6 ^  I# wGod made relatives; Thank God we
) A, a7 x& M7 g$ D9 Ncan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 D$ J! \# R+ X/ {; ~3 ~5 ZWhen two’s
' P# a9 V, n/ n# |3 O, ~; G3 Ucompany, three’s the result!
+ ?, C3 A7 d3 r; w& \7 n! k  \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- \( c2 {# Y3 k* }& }* ]' ?/ b6 BA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 T  y! P' g$ N3 G. |- pThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* V, G! g; i. u; k" G为什么学来着