加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
/ W. S& k* c( ]" Y4 M钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 V0 @# k6 {& h. S3 A: rOne should love animals. They are
# H; d  W) B+ }' k. `3 zso tasty.
5 g9 e. I: P+ _) T9 s+ h每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; w! \* E& U9 k8 b4 SSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
6 O  `. N# x  V" ]& x4 ]( z) B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ v4 I' h9 n4 `) k6 Q+ wBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# V: U% N# Z* v+ MEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 y4 t# k+ n1 W5 N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 l" s2 A7 U- I( ZThe wise
1 v. ?  i( [* W$ {. {never marry, And when they marry they become
/ Z6 [9 m3 Q/ a% J4 @3 {otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# [2 f0 B' |1 \2 Vmany relatives.
% I  f* x7 O. _# \* I  d/ }成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ a1 e3 e+ h% h, VNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. F$ C; ]! V+ [+ J: _Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 [) l2 y$ g# e! s) _4 W5 E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
# E% b9 _3 n0 W7 L后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
) k0 z+ u* S- m9 w) ?/ e9 ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
4 z* k$ c$ _! ]$ T- m& [& }. {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% g* d( [! I0 E3 z% q  o# ^4 g“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) e! b) A- ?8 f/ _6 Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# i1 j6 Y* T1 M. s0 dlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
& [" x1 B6 o. }' D4 Ican choose our friends.
, Y( L. q( l- D6 w8 z* E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
+ W! U1 D3 x+ X8 v5 E* scompany, three’s the result!
$ [# f0 C* c0 W) y# E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. t) A& ]  M& I' s+ x- s  dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) r9 p6 o! c, V8 `3 H4 @$ L% dview.
5 j2 s" m1 F$ K1 n7 v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) S! O4 p/ D) U! t, M' @The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 c# W5 z# p5 X$ c7 `- l1 M3 qThe more you forget, the less you
+ |5 U7 L# X& Kknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着