加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
8 _" G2 D% g- |& Yso tasty.
, j5 K$ |: M, S) B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& ?1 F: S, M& U; u& ^Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ _! ^. M  j* p' }- s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! N6 z# V0 U5 e8 X& f/ _8 aBehind every successful man, there is a
5 J& O9 v: l6 h: Kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 h( A8 i5 f* u2 F% V6 Ztwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 L" J. p" i' [' GEvery man should marry. After all,
+ N: x0 U9 f( R0 Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 n5 w; G3 k8 C2 A' d0 c; @The wise
$ A; f' l& g* r5 B& Q7 Cnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* ^2 q4 S+ S7 I! `# m7 p# q% Qmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
0 P, N+ n: C3 p. ^, X& |4 Mtomorrow what you can put off today.
' n# c9 q  z. E& Q, O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; }0 `  b! W" R) n$ RLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& b) s  b" q) E5 o3 g  [4 o! r& XChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" n% H. ~2 i- X& |; p3 y& u' Zchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% N! T  U- r# u" p* ]; y“Your future depends on your
" ?' t! H' O2 m' ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
8 h  d7 L2 I% s( K% H% Hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
% F" _5 Z& T7 i' A0 ^, qmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
. T0 T6 k- l5 S% n努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 N( Z# H5 {6 Y* b  ecan choose our friends.
' Q/ a) [; ]) |( N6 \  p+ ^, e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
1 W( J! h' p( p  E9 E8 p两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 a$ x4 g6 c! Q$ ?& S, h4 C3 nA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) g# [5 R+ v1 V. N5 nview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 x. \- ]6 S5 ?( ~0 bThe more you learn, the more you know,
, p3 \5 J$ X0 ~1 CThe more you know, the more you forget.
: b0 |9 i) Y4 J5 J% uThe more you forget, the less you
' J0 j  K, ^5 W2 Gknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ A; c) b! o. `9 @为什么学来着