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Money is not everything. There’s % i8 t* i1 F/ D) |! k0 x
Mastercard & Visa.; M3 F6 J1 H$ `& p
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# S, A ?! U7 M( L
One should love animals. They are # h5 D, K- i4 \0 q" @! s; D! C
so tasty.; U5 E$ Q9 a* C5 }. ] ~0 R
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ q( K6 S' @2 h+ LSave water. Shower with your
$ c4 z: ~+ h3 `! X/ R+ J2 Jgirlfriend.6 b/ @7 ?# m" \: S. C* I: c
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* z8 {( Z% }6 L( w+ Y- @$ n8 r* FLove the neighbor. But don’t get % j* U% ^5 l" n7 G4 N1 C6 A5 N! G) h5 ^
caught.
. {, |9 u8 u' y6 E+ i要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
s" C- f- V: K2 w# n9 ^Behind every successful man, there is a i8 |! M7 `$ v5 w/ ?- f ~" t
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 ~ s2 N% f" Y! N6 \9 F+ u- K' ~two.
. D/ E- u5 ]7 N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ A" }' e9 I: y6 c+ ^Every man should marry. After all,
2 P/ @) ~' r/ w! d% i2 ohappiness is not the only thing in life.! N0 V/ S7 S' W7 O1 u& h( w0 }/ t
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 u' z C# [3 r. T$ t' m
The wise 8 W" p: Q" Z' P& Y( j( q+ s6 N: x
never marry, And when they marry they become C. a0 U4 _- z- J! H$ D. B! L9 M' |
otherwise. R- ~* G" Q6 i, @& A
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: w }4 G5 T- `- m: M
Success is a relative term. It brings so
; s0 R8 F/ Q" @; H: L/ j0 Smany relatives./ ^1 c0 [( x2 m3 C" Q2 Y
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) L; O ^! N; A2 ^. h( m- `! WNever put off the work till
$ D& R$ H# \" Ttomorrow what you can put off today.
, X) {& W# Z: o$ A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 G% G0 p, x5 ~/ S
Love is * L( n7 T0 h. K+ q8 x
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* e9 n& n- ?7 z$ D5 @) _/ X爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 x7 J9 a5 A. ~9 r) y2 p6 d
Children in 7 `3 h# c' Z+ a) O F: I
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 r5 l5 |) }$ vchildren.
: i: F4 I/ `" R. K0 e/ W$ ^7 B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. m/ W& g9 h3 {2 o: Y3 F“Your future depends on your ' m ]$ B5 J1 w
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; ?: p2 A& ~9 {7 S# H2 [5 A“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 k& |/ y- M; ` i! T3 IThere should be a / S" P8 M% i. ~* ?4 `$ T9 Z4 D4 l8 h \
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ _8 X0 K& `2 Omorning.
1 {1 B9 }; j5 ]5 R应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, w. _/ c. m$ r9 Q _8 J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ N R2 M8 A5 H' D7 e& g$ JBut why take the risk?4 U8 E$ k. x2 n Z- b2 m
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, G: o- g1 V$ s' E1 k
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 x9 K$ i# Y7 v0 n+ Qlook at it for hours!
! i, z( U7 I' O工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 J3 v0 |# ]* S* a ]2 @
God made relatives; Thank God we ; U8 c) G0 `* T( G* T
can choose our friends.
' v) B. Y# Y0 o' K; u4 Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。1 n4 e2 @& V$ f X6 x( l+ q
When two’s
9 S F! l6 v9 V) b2 J0 ?8 [1 ]company, three’s the result!$ ?# Z3 ^) ^5 g
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- c4 q! m) I* D) BA dress is like a barbed
/ o( |8 F4 w2 X8 O4 D0 ]. B4 |% h tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& O. p% M' ?* B9 fview.
. x( B% y8 H4 j' w5 A, b8 K服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' b$ _5 q6 T5 F* yThe more you learn, the more you know,
: H* z+ U, j) e8 W4 EThe more you know, the more you forget.
5 C/ S7 n, M" uThe more you forget, the less you
- d' l, R& b+ c$ u$ z1 Nknow. So why bother to learn.) g( V* c3 b# r! M5 Q- D
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 9 }+ O1 h$ R0 b* \7 l
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