加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
1 W  F8 }! W' b& Y7 f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
3 M" |4 B4 ?! g2 j% B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" _" \0 a9 ?; b6 h* ngirlfriend.
) e  K( T7 @) f9 O4 v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 Z/ G& X6 W: M* c0 P1 B: jcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 l& J' P( R  c$ R, X; e* X' aBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) b$ {6 ]! [) O( ptwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! A/ r$ r8 _3 P4 \- bThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
% ^! I' h% p0 E+ g9 S7 iotherwise.
+ P7 d# F. e2 i) p  e聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 Q+ f8 S$ q) V! Q9 J' y3 v. R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; c/ d* I4 ?, O6 ]3 aNever put off the work till
. |6 {; A. u8 [. Utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 n! Y  q' y, J  {$ J7 h( `8 E' JChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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5 F, @2 p# ^0 I$ G# P6 E5 K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
: r" [5 G8 V- ^! Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 t1 D4 ^% O3 \' @“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; B/ ^) L8 w5 W- a) D" O8 G3 O7 {But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
; u( w; D- h7 Y2 ^7 Z7 }5 d工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
& Q9 P$ v; j7 K4 S. z/ G$ `" s; zcan choose our friends.
4 X5 i( \# F9 v+ x神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ `, H2 ~# n5 l& }/ g' y9 k两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% ~: c0 x5 z, Q  Cview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
$ i% U; l, d5 g, A4 y* S+ f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ R% v, x$ K' U6 B, v  C为什么学来着