加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* M+ Z; _6 o; w4 ~Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 F8 M- n, r2 H" t/ B* _6 w8 C/ {One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# f, r. W7 P% E7 w5 @$ J! N每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
/ ?9 x3 Q: g9 F7 O; i( K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* _- u0 K; |6 p+ f( [% Y" ?2 lcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 L0 s4 S( Y. ^9 _# \3 Y2 ]Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ ^0 S+ d# s4 M8 z* Q/ Jtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 s* Q8 M+ Z4 }% Z2 U5 c8 s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
! m# D) D8 F2 V. E& }9 G% Lotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ n( n* W; U4 A! \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
3 l! `7 Y) n+ L6 R$ s1 b. R9 s: \tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
& y# i7 D9 Q# ?' b2 y* hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* Y# A" d3 T3 `7 e, ?& i! [children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! L+ k# {" `) p# c, E- ^8 ?" @“Your future depends on your
- V1 R6 x, u( b& ?" S$ s+ x+ f2 ?dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
8 b- r2 l2 v: i4 l6 e+ ^7 y9 }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 m- l; `) x" Z, G* O) J4 g) Alook at it for hours!
0 K  o" y- V' m3 m工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ l) `; O% [5 Y: H5 QGod made relatives; Thank God we
7 @/ C5 X. o) z, s" q. ]3 hcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
& h! V; a0 Q# H4 pcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
- c) B' \- s5 i. N* Cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 D$ h1 F( g2 @" J$ bThe more you learn, the more you know,
- D6 Z8 E" ~. r/ g2 cThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
8 f3 v. q0 G2 U4 I0 H4 d8 U2 wknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% a5 o# [6 Z( V7 `1 q) q5 Z' r为什么学来着