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Money is not everything. There’s # v/ }9 Y1 [8 A6 B8 [, \$ [* z
Mastercard & Visa./ J: H2 g0 k5 T8 }
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。* G9 Z6 F7 Z% B8 ?
One should love animals. They are 9 k5 |/ A& w; R! ~: c
so tasty.
( c+ [' k9 V) N每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。1 Q. f1 n5 N5 ~, H5 `
Save water. Shower with your
" X- l9 z+ }/ Ngirlfriend.
$ Y" | [$ c8 K7 ` C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。! Z8 L0 \7 j( @: N- }- F
Love the neighbor. But don’t get / W7 e4 |4 f5 a* Q& L/ X
caught.
! W* ~' J; H& z+ S9 k% I2 \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 M) Z0 y7 b1 j$ vBehind every successful man, there is a
1 p) O X% A% T) }" [; aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are % @ `0 P! w2 E
two.
1 `. w4 j. x+ L. s4 |9 _每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 B2 f- M5 l$ Y; S0 E5 \( X* l" C# Z
Every man should marry. After all, 5 j+ p- L3 p# I; T( S' C: @0 }+ V
happiness is not the only thing in life.7 Z! \* h' }* n/ z( W
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。* B, u+ b& B4 `3 d0 U2 H' d* i4 {
The wise
8 t: x. l' d2 E7 Q, m3 F# v' Snever marry, And when they marry they become
1 a0 ?" e2 q0 o, L H. z# Ootherwise.
3 b4 @& D! p$ L8 ?* \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* H& H, U$ N6 \Success is a relative term. It brings so $ f# O/ ~7 u# m4 f
many relatives.
$ j H2 ~9 ?# t4 f" `. k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# @' O$ w4 Z- w5 o- gNever put off the work till
6 j6 H1 X: J2 P! h8 Dtomorrow what you can put off today.9 `0 f! A5 w6 `6 V/ M; H& x* X
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, N" [( y4 N+ O$ S7 W9 B
Love is
4 i3 n; |" D3 X D- ?photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.5 I1 ?, T( O5 y7 P# N# P7 w
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" T0 s& L4 J. y: s; @Children in
8 ]' H( M& h* |# a1 Pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause , O" [' e) |2 e, Z
children.4 I2 Z. L/ o7 H. {8 }" s
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 v" f1 S0 D0 Y+ N* b“Your future depends on your
% J1 B0 R& L7 W) H3 {5 c4 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.
# E ]9 ]! t' `5 O) s5 p. X( m( ~: p“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 Y5 S7 Y3 x" F& j- e! n
There should be a
' b1 P- O! O% j; A1 jbetter way to start a day than waking up every
1 C3 j* k# b" q7 p" J( G( wmorning.3 G7 Q. Z& s* ]' G
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 s4 g# }( d a9 S“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 7 Y- \1 |9 ]+ H
But why take the risk?
$ A! X6 l5 A& m1 W6 b/ f. Q4 y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 b3 Q. i5 x1 `" q; w* N: @ d& k“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- z6 y' p$ k0 X' M' Wlook at it for hours!
; ^& V% |/ ~5 D9 P( T6 D8 C U工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! _3 _* Y; u* P# i; Q( |God made relatives; Thank God we n+ F/ Y, l- V& L; O9 a
can choose our friends.
( T0 p* D! w1 a神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ k% q* L7 ~6 s/ m v* mWhen two’s
' ^6 m8 \7 K! `9 h, l1 g/ ycompany, three’s the result!7 o" w! [* a$ A$ ?, b0 I7 X
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!8 U1 L5 J7 o. v) ~2 s1 s, D" k
A dress is like a barbed
3 W3 e) i: T# n/ Rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% z2 q, O2 w D% [- g3 Tview.1 s1 n7 S; o t, ^* Y
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ O4 f; ?, R- ^) P- ^+ f) A) e
The more you learn, the more you know,
, {7 s/ v0 Q+ ~- fThe more you know, the more you forget. |9 k' K( {! r ]& ]) f, S/ L8 F; X
The more you forget, the less you ) t- C8 O" d. ^$ E- Z, ^' ^2 J
know. So why bother to learn.4 w! p" F5 M: s$ [
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, + p, T/ i% z8 s! P6 e! C0 V+ S$ t
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