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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
' I4 Y9 X) J, hMastercard & Visa.
8 n  [! Q  p+ K4 N* O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  T8 t/ n/ @) B' S* Y$ VOne should love animals. They are ; b  U6 U& d/ n2 q( z3 h% _7 `
so tasty.
; M0 z' y4 L) P, C2 H) n5 \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 M( i7 E2 O0 C" S* v  ~4 Y  u4 A
Save water. Shower with your
: H7 n7 B( K$ {7 `9 e$ B; jgirlfriend.
3 D0 X0 n1 l! b( U要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& r+ ~) k6 w4 T" R' o; DLove the neighbor. But don’t get
3 C& N& a( Q/ ucaught.+ A2 E# A' [# G$ p2 a, n
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ q" H6 x& X) E8 ]9 }" ~+ ZBehind every successful man, there is a
7 N" X9 j8 C1 I+ D) A  r) Xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  X4 }# A9 \7 H) u& n; b% I3 \two.6 i7 \; K* |+ `% }
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ [4 \4 l" e* W& r4 O, p3 xEvery man should marry. After all, - M; `9 l( ~( J# J( [
happiness is not the only thing in life.
: p: z, _5 |1 ?$ c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" ^+ Q6 V* j  b( ZThe wise
3 J- m8 S; ]$ E* ~+ N0 l0 h; rnever marry, And when they marry they become 2 i1 V+ m' F( H- y$ o- P' k
otherwise.0 F9 K1 w, Z5 V! h) ~$ _+ p
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( T1 F8 u. @& _/ F9 B
Success is a relative term. It brings so
' p+ F, x  i5 k) N$ f" bmany relatives.
7 U9 t' S; {( P  e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, E: J1 |: T0 s4 }  dNever put off the work till
: H' [" d1 v% u/ P/ J. k( Btomorrow what you can put off today.* P- |- D' |( J- H/ a! |
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ v- G& B, u# k& MLove is
* K; I( j, h% Y: [photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 w8 E, P# S3 V# s& w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 x' n. l  t6 a7 p  E. d- ^' |# ]6 NChildren in
/ g3 k  e3 g2 K% G0 M0 v3 ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ! W$ x/ H2 @$ k' s
children.
- o) e& Z1 y; l% R& c5 K* n2 _( {后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: F/ |& H% ~  Z3 W; d( N5 [0 ~“Your future depends on your 7 p) {& t- y6 _% G0 `( G; m
dreams.” So go to sleep.3 K# I1 T+ @: |, A* x
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。* X2 W1 x' o0 ?) [0 P& B
There should be a & v6 W* O% X' `8 K0 B. p- Q8 H
better way to start a day than waking up every
! c- _% m. [( d, Cmorning.
! T2 l& Y( E7 z  X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ Y1 H4 E& @. K- f
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" `. u# P! x: W0 ]: \But why take the risk?
) I  }$ \. I. K. V5 E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 N) Q" A# I. ~9 Y* ?
“Work fascinates me.“ I can " v7 M: a2 b/ _
look at it for hours!
6 v0 m" I1 h+ [' p/ X, x- V6 l& P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# a; R0 d. E7 DGod made relatives; Thank God we ( q! C1 Q) u4 l
can choose our friends.0 b( s8 h; z8 d2 {3 b
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( N* R; c2 A; W( e; y& w
When two’s / p5 ?0 U; z6 z" g6 y1 v: i* L
company, three’s the result!. E% ^* e8 ]4 K7 `
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* ^3 x+ d5 M: ^% X0 J. Z+ {
A dress is like a barbed
" s- \, u3 X1 V+ C/ ?# J' Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 8 Q. |; f( k$ s. f8 A
view.
# D" E/ g( _9 c) W+ p& b6 z9 |; C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. y) u! }& ~! p
The more you learn, the more you know, & S6 P  r$ k1 I# i, z7 l5 E
The more you know, the more you forget.. Q" J( j+ T' L/ Y) f5 j1 n
The more you forget, the less you 9 f8 [5 A* b2 Z/ z3 S
know. So why bother to learn.
5 J3 [9 Q, D, ~3 _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, * P8 F2 E3 i7 n7 g* W
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