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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s : q1 x' R0 n2 }6 I. W- P: @6 w& J3 o
Mastercard & Visa.
3 r6 m+ S1 y1 j, m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- z( D8 D5 W. Y6 H7 oOne should love animals. They are 0 Y5 d. v! T5 t6 I' y4 K# u1 t
so tasty.
$ c# d3 @3 r6 C% N, Z. c" ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。/ J0 y% s2 @8 n( G7 p9 a
Save water. Shower with your 1 ?2 d+ t+ W$ Z9 A  e: g1 a
girlfriend.; R4 T- z5 Q3 F* l
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。+ C8 C& N" w& \0 |3 [: h  \
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
( x. K3 ^3 |9 v9 W! c, Ncaught.
* `! l: _+ \: ]9 ~) I  V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& C* c7 P, c; F
Behind every successful man, there is a 6 {7 s1 M$ L1 w1 \2 n/ t6 X
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# L: z7 M. ?$ T' J% utwo.
+ r% c0 ^4 C" e/ v% O$ u6 c每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" s! p. X; J0 @& }, _8 L4 l. qEvery man should marry. After all,
/ K: [' {; j) f# J0 [+ Qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
& m( K# e  J8 N9 `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 r9 z4 X. ^3 \) G7 S1 p% b; H) QThe wise
& S# C0 l" s8 F: I+ E: Inever marry, And when they marry they become
8 L# J# m! g) V' [/ v: Eotherwise.2 ~; o( N6 _# C6 \# ^6 \: ], u
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! a6 k* \2 h) U' k! Q5 s6 ~% s; mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 6 E* V/ ]& w9 \7 V
many relatives.
4 T1 P6 i. S1 O: l2 b6 V# ?- a8 |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& H$ k3 g: t2 `: o+ U5 |2 Z
Never put off the work till
; G/ v- M, Y. h$ {4 Ntomorrow what you can put off today.
, K, U8 b1 G3 c0 i. z4 J3 h  I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 x$ G& C5 V4 e1 }
Love is " G, m, v, o0 v8 k
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., ?7 Q# G1 s9 {
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( R6 o% _, {, y, z
Children in
- r4 Y( P9 s# F& n! y. x1 Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 _* _8 }1 X# ]( R- g) _children.
" H9 ~! J6 X2 z5 p% a" n( Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 b6 O: |- z4 w0 \9 p“Your future depends on your # x6 _( L* f9 K4 {% t- \  P# p
dreams.” So go to sleep.3 t7 U0 I. t: r3 v3 f
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" j1 p" c# H$ M1 M6 |
There should be a
9 I7 }* B. M" |5 {5 ^better way to start a day than waking up every
2 a9 [7 U# \7 M: Xmorning.& p" c+ A4 u' a8 W6 P" X3 u
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 m9 z% O* R$ A9 E1 a
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, ?$ B& V) J' n( C# }But why take the risk?# d* T: }, Y  w/ t1 n
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 l+ K7 a& u7 r
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  q1 h) Z& _5 m( Tlook at it for hours!
$ N3 V  M8 y6 p7 }' B, H工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 r- R( \* J8 @' n, p  e+ QGod made relatives; Thank God we 4 B/ H0 j5 p& y! q% o
can choose our friends.
- g, N, L/ y# d% B7 g, v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. ~: K: |; A# q& Q& p
When two’s & ~( L+ ?6 X4 T: w! c2 r
company, three’s the result!0 ]  ^' O" p. E. ]) {
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" v- J6 T$ G2 n0 Y9 u1 D& B) N
A dress is like a barbed
6 M! H1 w+ F% w/ d8 |fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 I5 S& B4 U; v$ d& Z# N( Z/ R' h) Uview.: A& y: k. Z8 b5 Q& @' Z
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* d- Z% r% F3 \% XThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 C$ v, q0 M& h7 I" rThe more you know, the more you forget.
+ K1 G& y& R- b) V1 FThe more you forget, the less you , }  X. j$ @2 A5 R. F. S: g7 |9 `) V
know. So why bother to learn.
5 u7 S( G+ z& v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* p0 Q' G$ j* _- V' F$ n为什么学来着
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