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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ' g5 T) l2 p2 D7 x" |
Mastercard & Visa.& g9 `  T" z9 W5 ?/ |9 x1 t
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% i8 U( N  ?) x: S% {8 {6 }
One should love animals. They are / y& d0 z- U" X6 t( a  w" S4 _
so tasty.
) K/ [# L, j: D3 Y: V. v每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ g9 m1 J0 `; t: _6 BSave water. Shower with your : Q' F. e3 o3 |6 O" @, Q4 t( h" V
girlfriend.0 M2 `% o6 v! L
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" d) c. |* Z. DLove the neighbor. But don’t get 2 p2 }* j  G0 B! d* D% I8 m
caught.
/ O# B0 l$ H3 N# p# P1 {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! G! a/ Q5 B" K4 s- F" _, \
Behind every successful man, there is a 2 H, O" s) v7 w
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + [! V* E/ b4 ^0 U7 O0 g5 k' U
two.* Z5 q; }/ g; T3 s, {  G# |( W5 i
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# o0 G  u6 w/ @! k! aEvery man should marry. After all,
* A8 B$ h$ k4 y( l7 g! nhappiness is not the only thing in life.: `: Z# g; s3 x* {
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 [1 X" A4 T1 U2 E9 c+ B: ^
The wise
/ q2 I9 r, b" O) |/ bnever marry, And when they marry they become
# V. n$ M1 K2 y: k7 A) G- a/ rotherwise.
: z6 F- C. s2 |* |! K$ F: D聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。3 C, X2 Z9 N9 k9 F( t9 M2 \
Success is a relative term. It brings so ) P" v. a1 y- R4 v3 \' q+ C" x3 y
many relatives.- G# }5 X6 l, ]
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 M3 A+ i. D5 `4 ~) dNever put off the work till
- C; w7 y2 S* S" Ttomorrow what you can put off today.4 t9 r' Y3 `/ x# C; M' X
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& H- N/ b% |: M+ N2 ILove is
9 u, R: b: Y/ N+ L9 Z/ Jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" \& E9 ]; Z7 {: m+ K4 ^6 _爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, i$ e( t" J. H) v5 f! i4 CChildren in
" ~2 }4 [3 k6 ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 0 o  F) `# D% e' m" X
children.5 H* O' [# D) N' C2 n
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! t* d' F) E2 Y, b
“Your future depends on your
, E; q* T' S4 c* B  Idreams.” So go to sleep.
# _' t7 @+ b6 J# E2 C, `/ j3 v8 I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. o' B& B( l) W& z* k4 }$ C
There should be a
0 N8 ?& p- l3 p( A: k/ l/ ]( Hbetter way to start a day than waking up every ' ~+ `  m7 \% \+ s+ D: y) }0 Z; d
morning.& m  C" Y. T! L" W1 W4 \
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 I7 \2 u; k0 b7 B6 V
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* r1 k* }2 @- XBut why take the risk?
9 E3 v. V/ \% T/ e) Y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 K) L& ?* r5 o' B8 e7 x“Work fascinates me.“ I can / Q9 F/ T9 E9 j5 W
look at it for hours!0 x+ f! h, T+ n8 g
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 g) T  R! l  k  l+ \! C' i# a% ?+ s- ZGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 b, F' _4 f' vcan choose our friends.6 S2 X% f% e0 Y! u' V. O
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& ?' w/ L2 x. {2 P; K! ?When two’s 2 Z* ?0 V+ [5 L& ^+ w
company, three’s the result!, D7 k- ^7 v$ b! I2 @- |
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ B- u2 a" ~9 S4 R8 }A dress is like a barbed 0 t% B1 z8 X8 |7 y- i) j* ^
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 l# ]' O; y9 B7 k; b0 \/ Bview.
; z( G+ C/ z. j" l' c0 v8 Q. [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: H2 k. N1 O- z7 c/ o" W6 NThe more you learn, the more you know,
: F3 X% J1 k  y2 CThe more you know, the more you forget.: B  B+ `- n/ M. X5 Z4 L+ [
The more you forget, the less you
1 R1 O: t0 W/ }& r7 l& X( i7 w+ Fknow. So why bother to learn.
5 y( C. x' i8 [. u& Q8 J7 W1 d学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 u  q; M, G2 X4 G为什么学来着
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