加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 B* ^/ {: h5 n5 f: dMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ @% c" ]# X# P$ R5 Jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 K6 X' k; y! S, xLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# k" V& g1 h( c9 P  W3 XBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) X3 N% R* f, ?4 C5 Y1 |8 ctwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 Z$ @( r0 A" @% KEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% T. m" c# A' P+ [- U! \再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 d: ~. r) N3 m1 b+ R5 k7 R! xThe wise
, E0 C, a% N! n& {never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 p1 @8 D) r, a& r+ }1 T+ d  bmany relatives.
& a6 d0 @1 k6 q1 c6 v, B成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
2 x3 g$ c4 U  ]; n: m; l0 q2 stomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ v9 K7 J& n+ `* l2 T! Z- m3 b$ BLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; t- z! c: T0 A爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ c8 C3 T% A- A* n. |7 bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! L6 F" H/ O" k* B# n3 J: j( v4 S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# U* D# e* {/ m  p, zThere should be a
6 s- M+ @/ ?4 j, i1 g+ Z' [better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% v, C; v: |! T+ Q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 q$ l, k: I0 Y1 O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
' o) Y: c# ~* j2 |) N! A工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
7 t( t, K1 o6 Q  u3 m1 l* gGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 K' O0 q, |5 f: lcan choose our friends.
2 E$ G8 ^' {' B6 F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
' @" }3 m+ _3 o  I( w! o: O& Qcompany, three’s the result!
! X$ y8 m% R+ ~3 [+ }4 @* y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
& m8 G; _% K, c% v& ~fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 U4 I3 {9 k; [% e8 }  g& I& s( Q$ uview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
- S7 @  U: A+ Y5 T3 G. aThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着