加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 d: S( ~" `7 }: R- y* ?One should love animals. They are
% L' L* W" T+ `. m6 J  l& Kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" t  B3 O/ S5 W0 m- l# K& c; a: d: sgirlfriend.
$ c4 K/ q4 p( ~  Z' M1 g9 i$ k要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 c( A, y# _+ T: z. c. W; nLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: b6 ^5 u& V2 A7 n# d, d7 rtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( M& F+ u! p1 B2 `Every man should marry. After all,
8 d, e" e" E' z: Q6 Ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
& w2 G. p$ `5 ?never marry, And when they marry they become
2 o  ^$ o( ^1 M. U' jotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 w8 S, ^2 Q  n" MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
' Q% b# I( @; N/ M2 Imany relatives.
8 q' l; q1 P- D7 W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
7 [' h" t3 |' a  a+ {3 w7 ^tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. \; @# S3 G0 G3 t  p: ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 P/ [  N7 H+ n/ i0 E7 a# AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
# `, y$ Q; N  {后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 ?9 ^( X6 k5 ~& z' L' q# h“Your future depends on your
# [* ^' d5 ?. K  {# W: n5 Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, I# w* o% j. t2 U+ c5 }3 j- Mmorning.
* W9 f; [$ N9 c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ y. p* l0 x0 c' M“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 p/ A0 ~  W, WBut why take the risk?
9 l$ |' ?' I$ f2 \; ~8 _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 @( P4 ]) b1 p, R& n- j“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ e' D: b! k. Q  b) l1 Dlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! `" r; [- [5 Y! ^+ wGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
4 B# g/ A0 J- n* H; z% ycompany, three’s the result!
. x0 [  \* Z1 a, {0 n2 J两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' p$ `; a+ I, {; n2 W$ H2 z# vA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# a% N/ E' I  H4 d1 H4 ^% sview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
/ f  S# k1 ^5 `  ^5 G! u* a/ EThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着