加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. ^/ V# X5 r! ]; A7 s& JOne should love animals. They are
6 k1 B. _% I( r/ {  o- fso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 z2 ~. B7 @' m, F: d' r% QSave water. Shower with your
* x: o! T5 ~  A% o4 Qgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  x; o6 Z3 @; F0 s2 I6 {7 |Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) S. g% T( j( [. _- }) IBehind every successful man, there is a
( r( x8 |: t$ _# r5 dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* i/ t9 u6 n6 s9 j0 M+ H! rtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ Q2 k, D9 [/ totherwise.
) _4 Q9 \6 D0 `" R2 k9 V- l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: S- \, v* }1 G( LSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
; p7 Z" q3 n7 \# |3 q7 @many relatives.
. `6 Q& ?2 d/ O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 {1 u1 ]2 p- @6 S8 t8 [  NNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" Q9 m; K8 `  b2 k不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 e# V; g9 u  n3 Q/ \. \( DLove is
$ ^; k) x. \, O# \, U: @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' W# J- C; D7 s" \- N9 r爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ u0 o; {  a' e$ e# F% o  NChildren in
: U3 q$ w7 X4 p2 H  K3 w( qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 v, [, W2 r; e- [' W2 J“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
" P0 i0 m( L, `" H$ z( ~“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
* z. i5 S4 h; i' E/ G' qThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 J( c% E2 s4 F* K8 {2 L. B+ Y, @努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. u  O4 u: R: T4 bGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 {0 H% L9 t+ f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" \; i# q' R7 i$ H/ ~+ {: C5 qWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
/ I+ }8 N& R: T) J# L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
' n2 R4 K2 u5 w; ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! S5 V) g& q3 ?4 j* aThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着