加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
& A! A' ?. n: Q1 p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
4 f( }$ j# ]) c5 [" K4 tgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 ~; M5 d, a" aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
, T% v3 ^( [) A+ N# d: o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 D* n: r- a' I* ?" Y% ZBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: T( b9 n$ `6 N# {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
' [  w% ^; i' t2 {9 ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* g2 s, N# U1 D1 ?8 {never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 M/ O- e3 s& b7 z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
- u2 Q: ^2 [0 a9 g9 f9 \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 |0 h+ `9 D9 X: ?! yNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# L* w9 D; d( B9 R0 Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! Y6 z! T8 ?6 u" V/ \7 I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: V6 R" r3 o0 g9 i- Q% MChildren in
5 [" n8 Y0 w% g" q2 Lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* A+ Y8 B5 n0 ]- ]2 e6 S) P: }0 H“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 k" t% K/ b  d“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 a; [: B6 N/ _“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 S( x$ K0 K9 S4 UBut why take the risk?
# ]3 {# Q6 g  U# I. P1 W努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& n' V0 V6 c. f+ j2 v6 h  F  Z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ _# N0 r; u: A8 hlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 y" r* T0 m9 O0 UGod made relatives; Thank God we
1 y4 {3 ^$ x8 [" zcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: j# _; r  U7 R; PWhen two’s
: y! c% c" R2 O4 rcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. b0 M) [+ T  _0 I! W9 RA dress is like a barbed
2 n) I$ F( S/ Hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 ?" b1 t* Q1 B) h' v/ |; Y# L7 `view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. P% L2 V# \: uThe more you learn, the more you know,
! |9 v( n! |* p* Q' nThe more you know, the more you forget.
! C0 f1 i; P- l  G7 B/ _* b% bThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
/ M- Z! M3 N- c学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: g3 T* X5 S% n* L* O& ?) n为什么学来着