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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
. C* S  o# I9 J- N; k3 gMastercard & Visa.- ~/ u, i/ Q/ B% n" A! X* s# v
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 v1 L/ _! i2 C" LOne should love animals. They are 6 ~/ w9 j( |- W5 ]% O, A
so tasty.  K) u, e0 ]& }$ n7 f/ f  T8 E
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 @# W% o0 H6 ]) e2 @- b0 J4 jSave water. Shower with your
% V  D/ b$ Q/ t$ G1 L$ z' i+ }girlfriend.
; S' x/ e+ P4 s* q2 c" Z) u) C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 o# \8 {: g3 ~$ [) R, sLove the neighbor. But don’t get ! P/ f# }2 M; z( [* F
caught." G$ L6 d# x) {+ Q9 D2 c" b
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) R: Z+ e  k9 d# j1 l' kBehind every successful man, there is a
0 K6 U3 S; K! V* f, T' d- L1 Aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are : k2 j1 C0 n6 f
two.1 b4 a8 U1 O' k1 @9 [5 H# K
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" q; O* n, D1 z- F  |Every man should marry. After all,
, ?  p! _% G; P, whappiness is not the only thing in life.
% w% \- ]& x/ ]再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 E' d' W* e5 u6 I# C) G9 u3 ]The wise ' b' r1 e9 v$ V
never marry, And when they marry they become
* f$ U& m% x/ M3 [& \6 cotherwise.2 b5 W3 e6 G5 T7 s
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。6 V: z1 m$ H4 r$ h
Success is a relative term. It brings so , S( {" l$ g0 p4 J# A, n2 d& d
many relatives.
2 ]2 R& e# W: A/ \# t# s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 }5 r+ s9 b$ l8 ~$ h
Never put off the work till
& ^3 z% |) V% K. _tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 f9 K1 n3 m/ M/ L3 \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 T0 m, k: V3 r/ V; D$ G  QLove is 9 D/ c' |$ y% v& @2 z$ A
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: V. N) s1 J1 z# y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 _/ a! `8 a/ |5 M3 Y+ NChildren in
2 f. R) l! S9 t' {, B+ Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 y: B1 x# w  J" k2 Z* o2 Ochildren." k. z- q: d  F$ J
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! p& a+ x; c: L, V+ m! B
“Your future depends on your
7 y  K" C$ M  rdreams.” So go to sleep.
8 w3 X: `4 M! x4 ?* T“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' [) b2 r4 Q. {) H) R# V. EThere should be a
  a& r' i; ?( f4 \better way to start a day than waking up every * |# J" o2 P# v
morning.8 S: Q8 E9 L9 }1 n( V. Z; E- c6 p
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。& d$ \4 ~: @* B! j. [& V! F3 M
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ $ U( e5 ]5 ]  O, s+ y- i5 a0 J
But why take the risk?
9 E+ e" L- \: t+ F3 O( ^. j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 g( ]7 l; W/ m
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. V6 b! J: Y$ y0 d5 P  plook at it for hours!
8 X7 B3 j' X4 f% n9 v$ [7 E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。. C3 ]; h4 q4 c: e* G! ^# C8 s
God made relatives; Thank God we 4 W8 n1 ?9 M) K; s6 X. D
can choose our friends.
. ]7 B3 F( r* u* M- i; P7 s5 p  q7 f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- N8 t& l# p: R% rWhen two’s 2 C) R) f# g# h9 E. U; T+ @
company, three’s the result!
; ^8 l  y( m0 V两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ d$ v- O& E+ o& HA dress is like a barbed 3 H6 K! Z5 T/ p( A4 j4 y$ h
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( E) _* V6 j7 E1 w1 V# `7 Bview.
) y* t1 j; W# s9 E- p1 T+ I7 j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。- o2 m9 U3 S; j& N8 P: u4 c
The more you learn, the more you know,
# D8 G( J& H1 P0 j: F8 \' QThe more you know, the more you forget.
" M9 E# y% \( MThe more you forget, the less you ! d% l/ Q. U/ h- a! F' {
know. So why bother to learn.
$ y- e7 J+ L6 M6 l& X6 p# F6 `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& u7 N5 R4 p+ U* O7 Z为什么学来着
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