加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
8 r9 }# C/ X3 ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 N- Y  R( }3 KSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: I" y; @4 e& Y, W1 X7 H, K& T8 d每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ j8 L( U! ~: u4 `& c( rEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' F. }2 V* k" A& T* R7 b- [1 G" Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( p$ X; k& S. `. N" l) jThe wise
5 o' V! n$ h* ?0 F  Anever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
( K! _/ {( l2 F& V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" j8 R6 \) Q2 J" j: B# ONever put off the work till
$ x4 `0 P/ U0 \) S5 }& wtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) q$ J. h. K% U3 p  uChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" u: L( `- |8 U: ?children.
$ e; u4 V4 l2 O7 X# h3 i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( }. n5 l1 a  v& \% q0 q8 x“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
, d+ K+ U3 o6 s9 U4 o; I  r% GThere should be a
, p$ w$ o0 O2 J3 m$ b' R, T# A1 ?better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
: M5 N4 @9 t4 G& t" A$ u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
- o5 {5 ]3 f7 M0 J0 k" ]  M  i! o8 ucompany, three’s the result!
7 a. j5 x9 k% z) x0 @- K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 d! a; t0 b  \3 T* o! t4 XA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' {5 y# T$ t3 a9 f, q1 {view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
7 n& j5 U' r1 r* ~( QThe more you know, the more you forget.
/ K( }8 F" u2 N4 _$ N" I6 _! `The more you forget, the less you
5 S. e- g3 t* R3 H5 S) cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" I+ j1 s$ [1 J; l( G2 U为什么学来着