加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 z" F3 A# \4 Yso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" O6 w. ?5 b% }7 Agirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 v% x6 G( {9 [% U: mLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
' L$ q7 l: N, |! M; C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; r9 k4 r# q' h9 jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" M$ `+ o4 z7 y( H* Ltwo.
' ]9 g; c  D& x, ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 j2 W7 ^. W1 @0 `3 U1 A$ U1 YEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 a, S5 {7 b- T  f聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ l6 R4 R* J4 [: p: l2 ySuccess is a relative term. It brings so
0 ]# U/ Q9 P% t0 [& j. S% t& T, P- omany relatives.
. f" [0 B+ I0 d0 M1 g: ?( r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 B# d0 t( L6 p2 v5 B6 k, u4 B; @Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
: F/ N- K. U/ |9 |backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 W) g- T, x3 o2 h“Your future depends on your
7 I! V  {3 ]4 D! i  bdreams.” So go to sleep.
  h+ `7 S0 Y/ I4 J2 `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
1 s: ]9 z8 w* X; h6 qmorning.
3 t9 j) `  Z/ p) _$ f* X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 C3 J/ p" s, P5 v9 ?- n. i' b- l( t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 s; m( s4 O: f5 `! O6 g“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) O% h. d3 V& U7 b1 L5 V  l  kWhen two’s
1 [1 E5 R; s( s8 x# bcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' `* T' B' ~7 U- e! h( g" bview.
# \. f$ S! [- w) a+ {% _$ {) e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" c6 B0 K& [3 N3 ]% RThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
1 `9 s1 ?9 p' Z" NThe more you forget, the less you
6 J0 u, K  e/ v, m5 {. {know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  {/ ?9 g7 Y8 z+ k为什么学来着