加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
4 W! ~0 a2 I  p+ p; {/ ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ k$ @, l( ^' K* aOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 f- i* V: d) D1 N6 Q. DSave water. Shower with your
2 x( X: J$ N+ Q9 v9 L* W; M* n% Agirlfriend.
2 t+ U$ z3 x- K0 b& o% J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! e8 [/ R; r. H5 Z2 @5 @! Btwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( w5 m  z# _% x) c# L! Y2 p% UEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* v( E9 t$ ?5 h  r9 CThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 G0 L6 S- q/ I: l: ~. ?' o. hmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
9 h" T$ {2 G  B4 g) d$ t! _tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
5 F# V( N+ s' l2 F( ~! O3 cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% f! p7 H. ?8 D0 S* Z, b爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 h9 e1 I. {8 c! KChildren in
0 d! {+ R% K! q$ g3 |* Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# ^4 j- |& j; I) i2 [* s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 k* M, l" N' O1 w. u8 g& S7 qThere should be a
+ E& O8 U% h, @+ j+ kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
* I8 Q- q$ I1 T* B/ dmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ e  z* B; \7 N- L- O- }“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 J0 M* ]% B- L- E3 w* q/ A! QBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ X' `% @  K# a  R* X; c“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
: \) k; Q" J. J8 o工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
  M' b  N0 N9 ?' C# y# f6 E7 @8 @! L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! V3 e: X- U* p& j# N& QThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
4 Z. N" `& S1 L2 q3 z$ r5 uknow. So why bother to learn.
, O5 p8 _8 v( {9 i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 ?: m: ?0 @( o为什么学来着