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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s % r7 L" _3 |8 l, L5 h
Mastercard & Visa.
9 r9 s% N! S% K钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。7 P4 @! C8 H) r  P- A
One should love animals. They are 5 d" C- R+ }) j
so tasty.
( j" m  n' ?& E+ i& j每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。1 d. U) i  Z6 t+ H2 O
Save water. Shower with your
4 S0 K9 ], t2 W) igirlfriend.
3 |' Y5 G; o* d8 H# Z# P- ?! N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 b- c0 X% U" Z  }! s/ P+ j
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 0 Q' k1 t4 T( M& @
caught.: r! G) D4 ^) n4 y9 b, R
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 X9 d) c: w2 K0 \, j: P+ b: oBehind every successful man, there is a ; w) `! J1 c; c" `, a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# ^- V, _$ ]8 K( ktwo.
& v, \! W$ @: \8 k: M) Q9 X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; `" U$ G) a1 M( ?; dEvery man should marry. After all, 9 u7 m6 P9 C, I7 w* ?
happiness is not the only thing in life., k8 ]$ q( E; j# t6 t
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 H. D4 l1 f% tThe wise
2 C! B1 f  h' y/ }% Z& S, xnever marry, And when they marry they become ) Q7 I% [1 w5 q" n8 G/ ~
otherwise.
4 i; C* I6 r  I+ o# ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 f9 f0 T; g" V
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ ]1 {) b8 }' I! m1 s( k" V* |many relatives.
( W: `1 b" ~% q6 V& `2 ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 d% Z6 G# z1 u! x! dNever put off the work till
( o! _! B# a7 z6 }, m( }tomorrow what you can put off today.
# T' g! @! P' _/ p& }不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* J( G4 f% |9 \. e. `+ {% F9 _" QLove is 3 a/ W: @; a( t1 O  @4 i% i1 U5 @5 L+ P
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.; _0 ]/ ?  u/ D4 s9 q; D  x1 w  Y8 I& d
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。. j. U1 W- a4 M; C
Children in ; ~( K& Q4 k# D
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause , F' e) Q- \; r* `5 _) y* C
children.; O* S; g1 M; X
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, j5 T, T. ?: S+ `3 [“Your future depends on your
$ V8 _* C, k% d" I" n: Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
* E: l$ }2 E6 E/ a- @0 `+ |5 F; b- M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。, m5 I( s4 V- t0 m8 [
There should be a 7 s& R, [8 M! P  O% t* O9 |
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ i; z' Z0 h- E, c6 y6 Jmorning.& z1 D! G, Q# f6 a# B; m
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* [' \- r* F2 s/ J. J- J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" m- R4 k% A5 I9 sBut why take the risk?
$ L" _& y1 k# Q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& `8 Z: M: s8 C, J+ `5 K7 G“Work fascinates me.“ I can 0 T2 J9 E5 u; h! y; g0 ?- {3 t( V
look at it for hours!
5 U- _2 p& h" w3 S  r3 l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 a- q" ~! \* i& v) e+ k! PGod made relatives; Thank God we
" b. R$ F8 H( fcan choose our friends.
0 X  S1 x; v$ u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- F+ O$ @" u. b4 I# U9 x: a8 |
When two’s % }$ u) a0 ?4 N* v0 D8 |9 @
company, three’s the result!9 H; w% u: ~' I) ]( E
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!6 T  H  |# b3 ^5 T/ x2 w+ v
A dress is like a barbed 7 m$ H3 c- ?8 ~4 N
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the # \) i8 Y- f6 i* O4 f5 G; J
view.7 h* d1 J9 `- g6 o5 i
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; x+ o0 H5 x( @+ V4 XThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 x& L: O" E6 b8 ]' ^  l( CThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 v) y7 k1 A0 M) [" pThe more you forget, the less you ; K1 B; K4 M: S  [6 |
know. So why bother to learn./ i5 N4 Z, V& z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,   d% R/ V+ `' w! Y
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