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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
$ t0 \1 b9 o/ v" K+ P* r1 XMastercard & Visa.
- V4 D# g, R, J0 D0 v7 X' U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ j) ]) L# n% l1 z- z& w3 L
One should love animals. They are
+ C1 X# E& j9 @9 [! qso tasty.; ?+ u3 m. \, V, d2 R2 u
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。6 F" N4 U4 }4 k% N- m7 [
Save water. Shower with your / g! }) ~4 H8 Y
girlfriend.9 R) ~: G* b+ T$ J% K
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' e* J7 N# x9 J
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 v5 g, o; H4 t7 E3 x2 }/ ^caught.
2 C! z' d; N  ?8 m' |3 v4 b5 g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% ]3 [: r( @5 X7 D* mBehind every successful man, there is a 0 D: z: S* k' ~# N+ Q5 D
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 7 ]7 \% H- P  `$ e4 G3 z" J' @
two.! Y7 I: h! _6 G
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# @3 D6 w2 `* W/ s' rEvery man should marry. After all,
: Q9 C% T8 _7 H. M1 U& `% I/ x. hhappiness is not the only thing in life.- @1 |% F. g' s8 Y
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 l2 Q# k5 Z0 A' @9 }8 AThe wise 8 r: `5 ?: v3 a, g- a) e
never marry, And when they marry they become   ?; Z3 N' _9 @& ~( A2 D; h- f
otherwise.: s2 p2 [& r3 T
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 O( @" |  ]& ?( n6 v6 l& hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
' B- O, ], u6 emany relatives.
4 P" R$ v0 E7 o" u, q% @. t  f+ m成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。- A- f5 E* Y$ T5 \3 t7 }, C1 Q  @
Never put off the work till 9 D4 s7 W% C# K
tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ |4 N- _" g5 d4 ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。  o) ?5 E+ |, D% e& ~" D
Love is 6 \: `4 m1 z  _8 a$ `# U+ d1 n! I2 V
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) A+ o! {( O+ ]9 W$ J# m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。- K" a5 d8 Y: ^- s+ i7 h
Children in
: v- X3 H+ H2 q4 O9 d5 xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 e0 C7 C$ o: {: y% c4 N" Tchildren.  q5 q1 g, ]  f: e8 u: d9 ~
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: f: W+ K# B( y5 T+ }: h6 W4 a3 @“Your future depends on your
; ^  d0 f$ y( n9 D4 Ydreams.” So go to sleep.) M& b4 N6 B6 \1 |# O
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; w1 U; n+ Z, Q2 ?% f6 y& m
There should be a
" \3 f( x- e( \- Kbetter way to start a day than waking up every / I9 _% X- q% w1 m
morning.8 ^1 m2 r8 a: A$ @3 n
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。) x/ b  p( p) Q/ f- I4 V4 J
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ' F& _9 Z: j3 c3 Z5 d8 O% I/ y6 V
But why take the risk?
4 T' E0 C& A+ S' \! J7 u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 e+ q7 e9 {! k6 b4 P
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* f5 }' x: E: z* H8 \look at it for hours!( ?8 D3 J# e" {/ m$ d( q
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) Z4 G; w' c& j0 }, N+ c3 K
God made relatives; Thank God we
/ t+ f( S9 \8 |9 u# y2 M7 kcan choose our friends.$ j+ l) L8 B2 V) M- F  W) ~
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 q/ u9 X" w; ~# T: O
When two’s
$ k: M4 T( S1 ^. H- P6 `0 Ocompany, three’s the result!
8 p& o+ f" X% A. c% R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ q/ S) \& p- @A dress is like a barbed . f" H: i% `1 g, P% D
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) t" G7 O$ `5 Bview.
7 I. x5 X6 q5 j; Y: I, ~. i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# v% p0 K9 a  p( ~
The more you learn, the more you know,
  M+ w- c1 n% f+ I5 oThe more you know, the more you forget.9 C, p. }4 }4 Z  A
The more you forget, the less you 0 j0 {, e- z" a% j
know. So why bother to learn.
* o/ `' v- Q# w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. [7 d3 u- p+ E4 C% E! f: U为什么学来着
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