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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s + T# j2 R5 P1 M) |
Mastercard & Visa.3 P( \# n' b8 K8 t! s) k( r! Q8 O% W
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# B( `' d! D! h. d- W' QOne should love animals. They are
3 H) U4 `% K8 @; hso tasty.) X4 [; U2 F( Q% U3 h3 T
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! N0 ?+ H+ c7 @& A2 wSave water. Shower with your
5 R; z: f* R. o; ]* |! Qgirlfriend.. u: W0 c* f: }4 N
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。/ _# f3 K! \; z
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 }3 J+ Z6 M! {  ycaught.
( z2 h4 M6 W9 `. z7 c5 n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。4 W) G" |8 f) U  x" z' [
Behind every successful man, there is a ! L( Q' h2 i6 n) j' b7 l/ ~+ l
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 3 v* h7 q6 D, w- g
two.& _  X1 [4 o: }9 [
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。6 u6 f& J: v, }
Every man should marry. After all,
  _: h/ g, Q9 S" A" Y) Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.9 N; o" |$ Q( u5 A4 |1 y
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 Q! c! k+ @' T5 VThe wise 0 v  \% V- [5 v2 i. c
never marry, And when they marry they become ) N, u; u! _/ _) s
otherwise.
& L3 r0 U, C) }) V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% N& H/ A2 D* P# r, ?. |' QSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 1 x( \8 x* d5 i' v0 ?* o( J. t
many relatives.
! ^4 o  C8 Z. D) x8 _2 [  k  Y; l% _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 W* T' `7 B& z% e: G
Never put off the work till
5 \* M2 X% y% I9 W: ~/ n( x3 y& b% q5 K% jtomorrow what you can put off today.
% Y+ w9 j* c" g0 Q, d+ @不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- U. t+ j9 K& a' E  tLove is
# I6 b- m& @) p2 {) Nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.' K4 |0 c- Y$ _2 G. ]
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 x/ [- J0 A# J6 y" rChildren in 8 O) {& J& B6 J8 h4 v$ X% p8 x
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 9 @( a, P  W  o7 g, x
children.$ D4 D7 @4 E: @9 U
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。7 b& t0 ~4 l- y% j' p) j- O: a
“Your future depends on your
! s5 G8 @6 Y1 Kdreams.” So go to sleep.
, n, K; {% r: N1 Q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. ~# j4 |1 F! m  H0 I9 s
There should be a 6 h) l7 }+ l) j6 ^  }4 a! |2 [+ m
better way to start a day than waking up every
, n! }; j& }$ C7 p: c( S( emorning.% D% t5 @# r$ s& ?
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* [' Q% M5 T8 _“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% l% \/ i5 \8 X8 s) v- qBut why take the risk?
. Z9 p) L4 S" i* i1 B; N努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! u( J* _! W  @
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. `! _1 r; Z6 y0 [4 W! j# N/ Ylook at it for hours!
9 G1 G! D; k* G  Z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。7 R9 a! \3 S% V6 d: f
God made relatives; Thank God we ; x. P- N5 Q" p2 a
can choose our friends.# ^4 `. }& n4 l$ g/ u# C' j$ L
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 E9 k! W* f, w6 X
When two’s - P: q% T7 }  f. ], o6 }
company, three’s the result!
! `$ `/ X0 ~) c( L) A: N, f两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 X$ U- q9 U$ }; d/ N, R  G
A dress is like a barbed
3 |7 p% H4 H& S/ u- ^fence. It protects the premises without restricting the & q1 \$ m( [# l* D: k
view.
. J0 r: C! \0 C% I, M" E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, m4 ?) @8 p" e" [/ M' nThe more you learn, the more you know,   {6 ?* x! [( Y& P5 ?; W
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ l7 \/ K" Z5 q) N5 A* F' NThe more you forget, the less you   {  c2 R/ u+ L  s( v0 w3 ~
know. So why bother to learn.
! Z6 ?% d3 @3 v1 d! P2 m学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, B( S, i3 S: i; B6 g为什么学来着
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