加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 |; h9 J! g; t/ g' ^, qMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
) I" e5 ^4 e  ^7 F9 Z8 E; n+ z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
' |$ w8 m" n3 \, ?3 n& k8 x9 ^8 J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& U  L" h- N. b& w( h! H/ WLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- _! \) O; {$ [: @* U( Bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
# g+ y% E$ A3 }% W% Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
7 `0 P. a/ M) x. E: y! cEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
. z: ]) l. Y1 o再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# q( O4 i# u  z& ~$ `+ hThe wise
. ^2 e! u0 t; fnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
% F0 p1 m5 j( d( K( E- i. omany relatives.
) m" X+ W9 O$ y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 [& B5 [# L* {: e% l  U  F* |) bNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ j$ w/ `. n& x# W' Hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' w% T2 h. H, ~. p6 Ychildren.
' k5 s# I1 N  L后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- G$ {9 @$ S+ s, a3 M9 G8 ~“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 s* n% @5 j' v3 i+ |2 mThere should be a
' A. O- C  K8 A. f; _8 l4 q2 ?! ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
+ n9 N2 l( f" b: vmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: j4 Q: [2 D8 x, z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# B# v) m6 J& a/ e7 a* }, ~But why take the risk?
% r1 N: ]3 Q* Y9 k, i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 F; Y3 c  B( t: v3 j' G! g# }“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 p' M0 F! E. t  F; ]look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 p2 M9 g  U) QGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
8 @' ]. d! V& C1 S2 @company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ I6 p( _) O$ F6 N7 U" Y' uview.
) `$ P' Z& p+ ?3 f( \( W& b服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 ?9 i* N6 W" HThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
6 l4 @4 W3 e6 E# R* e0 ~学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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