加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
) ?* z) r( ~7 [. X) O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
1 V; ~9 {. _9 O& n2 i% eso tasty.
& ~* Q. ^9 o% h; t8 {7 |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" R8 ?" e! {" }: B+ o0 y& {Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) _, H+ {: a& X9 Y$ g- TLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
0 U9 Q% L+ C" O4 |+ D, [0 K8 t要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: K# s+ F- `; JBehind every successful man, there is a
% T" {0 U* S% P. `2 qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
3 @( N  l; m4 X) Q2 Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
: p6 v/ n+ }- `) Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 L: O7 i! P' ^+ I+ G; CThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 C" \' q* m# n9 v! c' ^. J: Smany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
  ?2 a6 p, p- H0 s, X; }4 ktomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 G8 a/ g1 M) Z- ULove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
: e# \# C0 U6 F" y7 ~% @6 ]# \8 pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 V$ n& ?5 {/ n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- w1 B4 k. F+ W; C“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 M7 Z2 {9 c6 L  Z3 d8 m“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
4 l( {: u# I' \6 H* o1 }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- U+ P9 T+ R4 {. TBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ [4 r/ x$ |* x0 p$ v& \, h“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, t/ C; Q, q8 x9 R7 Mlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
" g# T6 ?. x/ B2 w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 C! Y( ?! ~9 Y( U# ?  T. xWhen two’s
3 v/ z* J! t; u! ^6 B3 Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& S2 M+ x3 H4 l. `A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 s' ~5 ~# I* r6 s" J8 KThe more you learn, the more you know,
: P$ Y4 S& w! i' Q6 nThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
; M6 A' I  Z2 ~学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) C8 H) I  t% d9 \) V3 m% w6 K为什么学来着