加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
, H" S( w+ U  S) P- E" jso tasty.
2 E* D% y5 Y9 V' e9 N) Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
, z" [; z  g5 Y8 ?  `8 y! v0 [girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 u7 k7 v8 `. K% u6 B3 t! |Behind every successful man, there is a
2 }# N% `6 v' h6 j2 y6 N3 |) @# M3 `0 |4 hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
8 q( p9 l1 q: A$ M/ nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
0 I6 \2 y/ f/ n- c; c9 g4 n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 s% K. i0 I  p& q0 @5 ^The wise
& i3 E, a. b) O: ?) z  s7 G3 Mnever marry, And when they marry they become
; K9 d3 f, n  i) R% c! [otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
1 e, r8 X7 Q/ Cmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" u. E* r5 ~/ X% c! dLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* t1 r! d- p7 x9 TChildren in
% s' N6 l& T8 q$ vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  ]8 ?1 e$ E$ Y4 e- m8 Pchildren.
' S) i$ L' E9 E6 Q- n0 I* `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ t6 E3 w" M& y8 t( o$ ?, N) S“Your future depends on your
" e/ \, m; b2 l7 Bdreams.” So go to sleep.
# {$ O1 u. `+ B- l- b. K$ Q- W6 s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 o( q* ?! s- u6 D  x# ~0 E2 uThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 ]3 S2 ^( z# B# W% d( d努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ M% t4 Q4 ~; `9 q' n- |; p2 |look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; n' g2 C0 L2 q  q4 `% RGod made relatives; Thank God we
% d- u% w% Z3 M  V" H! `can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- |$ f; N5 T( e0 s# [When two’s
7 R1 G% l+ E# W' m1 ~' |$ ccompany, three’s the result!
' l; r0 Z1 t0 C+ V. C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 C0 P: R) z5 `/ a, Z; IA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 A$ x$ J+ s  p8 \7 B) L! y2 B; Uview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
) x7 f7 M! Q1 n  x6 p. [The more you forget, the less you
/ q: ?. ~2 P* b0 O: A. Iknow. So why bother to learn.
* w% f4 F/ L/ J+ H" U0 g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 x# ]* P. c: Q) s1 G" U  f为什么学来着