加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
& x. n& R1 o2 w4 \Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* R0 s( ?; `) WOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
6 |  |. W: B: O1 S# C/ }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' M( U2 T; x5 c: U# ?0 f) k$ xSave water. Shower with your
9 {5 C5 U/ X/ A0 f( ogirlfriend.
8 k+ @0 f" r) o6 X( a+ E4 ]$ ~要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 }4 B! [; {& D4 NLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 y( |2 [6 |& \caught.
: }: r( C  U+ ~7 _1 V3 @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( e* D' X# t: J* q' o' a$ QBehind every successful man, there is a
4 Q( R/ s( k1 ]7 yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
3 d, [: I  m6 @2 R; \. E  j% N$ Xtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 v& p) H$ Y# u6 c, PThe wise
* S5 d- q$ ^6 Y. h3 C5 l1 rnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
) \/ n4 n! N2 B: [. t4 A8 Q" Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 ^8 t: o" `8 r# |Success is a relative term. It brings so
; V% ]7 O) Z# jmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 H  R8 l- D& TNever put off the work till
6 S3 Y9 O2 O  P; g4 m/ otomorrow what you can put off today.
# I0 N! S  O/ J, [, l+ t; E& G% K# Y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ n  k  E& }  h" K2 p4 Uchildren.
- Y, ^1 C6 x5 l* Q0 |* G( O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* q8 _  h7 p! x! S0 W: Q. q- g. Ddreams.” So go to sleep.
: X6 z! O2 j: ^4 n  g! i' s* _“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
9 Q; ~# Q/ f, @morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ ]' ]9 q; w" {1 q) m+ t* o0 F“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; l% T- K3 T+ r/ yBut why take the risk?
2 w' U; F4 G8 w- b0 C努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
9 ^8 ~# ]  u$ k2 V1 ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 c7 A* v5 k: C( FGod made relatives; Thank God we
  ?6 K3 R! w/ m1 _2 \, w- Tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
* I" o; L7 @2 }' a7 u; W" Xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# I8 {) N$ Q+ y0 O  ]; MThe more you learn, the more you know,
. f" b2 x5 Y$ g9 J& yThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着