加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 U3 K4 {- |# {Mastercard & Visa.
, M$ v$ j6 k3 @0 Q- D$ C钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! R4 ^+ w2 i3 ]6 y/ IOne should love animals. They are
5 d1 H4 [4 n+ R% F, N! vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 M2 p1 I, w) i  O* {Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' p+ ?$ \) f, D3 j6 P" b% ?8 S: RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
, O) k7 C& @6 G& zcaught.
' O+ b# O- {" u. h' Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 v' {9 {, e) B9 KEvery man should marry. After all,
. T1 }6 W& s* n$ k$ lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ w& C9 c* f# }$ W6 _% B% o  h% B再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ @* @# ~& v; D) QThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: w9 U0 }- J) R* V+ w0 Ymany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) ~" A# |* Z4 W5 D3 ^5 U) \; L不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
  U- r, X5 n' r0 ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ `" M: k0 j& N2 L4 y, \3 v) hChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 y. A9 U  t. q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 _" G( L5 @; X2 p5 P“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) o, ?$ s$ X2 L" o6 Q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
! h3 |: ~5 B+ @" R* Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
4 s% j( P" r! y3 i3 }& m, mmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' y6 U+ {* [4 y$ W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( V( `1 W' f3 Z4 j6 I4 B& p4 JBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
% t. Y. p9 ?2 Q5 `1 Z+ a% j工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% ?& ^( s6 h0 _4 }/ q! \" h  ~God made relatives; Thank God we
9 S8 u4 M; M  Z( {can choose our friends.
, _$ q0 l# w7 i5 _) O* `/ a神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
3 w; I5 p( d% P# c: i3 z6 Mcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
+ ]6 e" `4 ?; a3 G* Ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
$ y$ Q7 q  X' G5 |" }) K" B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
: E) q+ P0 Q/ Y9 u* o+ pThe more you forget, the less you
2 q. d5 T9 p$ I; b2 jknow. So why bother to learn.
  F. K# u* l) a5 r* V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 O+ {: `" `- C' l' C% w% B为什么学来着