加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
- h$ [& J7 E2 V" vMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* ~0 u- ^3 a$ f; k/ z- N, P3 rOne should love animals. They are
6 {4 D7 L9 n2 sso tasty.
! y+ W5 n3 X% A& v每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# M; }1 D; i( gSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 q' l7 {' e! [+ x/ K$ p, dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
8 f' h2 _6 h6 P" _  W: @caught.
+ x  z( _: z1 ]4 S9 K5 u  j要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 b# O( C4 s! IBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 {- e. y0 Z1 ?3 y: r) Qtwo.
; M6 r: c$ b) Z' Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 B* w& C$ X7 T& E. P& P" H* p6 {2 `& s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* L  Q3 w* o* O5 \2 Q* c) Y0 VThe wise
; e* o! S, }7 y/ Rnever marry, And when they marry they become
/ `$ T) Q6 d' S1 H8 i, lotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: W* N7 \+ b0 K8 s+ t( E3 oNever put off the work till
! p4 e% L$ J$ J9 Otomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% t1 Y8 Y3 U0 i) P% nLove is
$ i0 Y0 F( F( ^9 s3 H/ nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" u+ E; k0 a5 l/ u- q$ w( \' P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
8 G  O; f3 }  {0 l% w: jChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
  Z% I) V" L% _, Z; R& n+ |& u5 \! \dreams.” So go to sleep.
8 ^: n+ g8 \; t  t4 r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
' }( M9 N- M- S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
" k% A4 ?' w% S* r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: u4 T7 d. R3 ^; ?$ [. G" @, m/ glook at it for hours!
1 ~" r, [) y9 z/ {  V. Z% A: J4 A工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 u! a' s) _1 l7 JGod made relatives; Thank God we
, M- |9 ?% O' Y* {3 bcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 n0 {7 u  M" r' n* ^/ u, g. PWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 J( y7 A# E2 h, Yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 N2 o# f/ w  _4 E* ~view.
* R) R, u4 ~2 [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 X0 j& v+ H# M5 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
' ?% g6 S$ I, |2 X) Hknow. So why bother to learn.
! `  E$ ?  l0 V, d学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& n) o- ^# `& G3 d, {为什么学来着