加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
* s& F7 j+ C2 I1 W, z% h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
" L' D- g# y" T5 ?+ vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
% i( Q3 R5 o, Q  R) e$ _/ egirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 ]& I/ M( m; }% v6 b; r1 S7 `* A6 ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
; X& c4 [2 `! e$ g- h2 }caught.
, Q  a, v  Q, [! C9 B' F要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! F; A, }2 ~! Z) Y2 t' Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# K7 I6 d6 e) a. S3 }2 vtwo.
+ q5 J4 F  G% |" J$ j  J1 W& P7 U每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 j8 ^0 g! F7 j9 ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  k. ^7 @' q& ^$ k) T4 AThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) X7 t$ c+ t( R/ }4 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
; C4 ^- I0 v1 k& F9 m% J成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! i& ~) T9 z% ^2 R& H4 P不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 U2 L  v1 }, D/ ~& |, K0 l4 I: }Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 {4 M1 g$ B' k7 EChildren in
0 O5 m7 A; M) s$ Y* G' N$ tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 X/ x+ T1 F- ]. schildren.
4 Z) g  D9 _/ Y. [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ M* t4 \. C; w0 {“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ p8 v4 F  G4 A, e# e& TThere should be a
: P/ D) n" d: A# i8 }6 b, [, tbetter way to start a day than waking up every
5 v# x0 v$ y' x) ~% M( z) Cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( V: q3 L, G! o$ n3 |7 n& d6 [* n“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 y5 }4 u) W" t6 b7 T. o; k6 o- R# nBut why take the risk?
0 e1 I; V0 Y5 |, _0 I8 F/ W; ~3 ^0 S努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 c$ ^: N6 D' {2 v& v0 ]“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ i9 e" |; j9 B3 y! QWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
( I1 j, j3 z) O; C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 ^% U7 Z) u% EA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* P& }+ ]7 r3 `" a" JThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
1 J0 r2 s: `! d( t- K9 {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着