加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
0 I" {5 I2 y7 B) n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 f2 e9 A' Z. \: pSave water. Shower with your
% t( n, y" O8 g; d# tgirlfriend.
" c7 R6 `6 o$ v9 X2 Q% s( l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, ]6 q% T6 f- O, Q, i3 J) G+ l. |caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 k2 _8 r1 s4 F% C! ZBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 k1 M2 _% f5 r! E3 v+ g2 ]two.
4 b% L: L5 l/ J- D( L2 k5 F5 }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
$ r' f4 g* M* `4 shappiness is not the only thing in life.
( d, D6 V9 B3 f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 A5 A4 y+ `2 r  Q( Y' ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: M! e4 ~+ I' f& `many relatives.
, u1 o$ P" z. O7 u3 y* F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
9 h. \; {% w* D2 t' u: m0 K* D& Atomorrow what you can put off today.
- T* j" k4 e3 L) k4 ^  ^3 b8 n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
- Y, D) ?3 n' T- r0 Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
! a" K) ]- S9 U7 ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' J. w4 k9 Y: y2 _% g5 Ochildren.
- |8 t, }' V( ^, a# J- W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
. d) P: d) E' P  G" Idreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 ~; N. X, t' _; m: BThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% f9 F  f+ ^& d* y0 B“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 G  f; ?  ^+ G& yBut why take the risk?
7 |$ e% K4 `( M努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 X0 k2 k9 j" I, S# I, e4 j' U8 Bcan choose our friends.
9 ~7 D- `2 K: m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
4 \4 x4 ^' @. v. D: H5 v+ }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 }5 j+ v4 b( O0 {6 w3 e8 `0 U8 KThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
6 F* X+ {- h9 Z/ u9 Rknow. So why bother to learn.
# M) ^* F8 U, B1 T9 z% h3 y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着