加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
  n" E  f5 {" u/ Vso tasty.
5 \1 M) b3 m' S1 U. Q, B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. D( K( V: B& r& g5 O$ ycaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
0 d/ L* n  ]  y& ^0 \9 |man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* O7 _& P1 I) O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, u9 y6 I% v- S. c6 ^Love is
! F0 g! b9 g: |4 W& kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 B' H# w+ \* ~) f  J" ?Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- e# c1 w( D6 B( |- s& |children.
( m# t% D# Z* A% s6 K" |" p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! ]) B  |6 e- ^1 p% }: Z“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 L' M; p0 G" `& G“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ F' k# p' u8 p. ?! l- }There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
. o$ u& P) V: ]( m/ {% N0 p/ d" xmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ t7 L# A# [$ X0 J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ h' I/ C9 m* }5 `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% @1 J2 Y$ d% q. F5 K& ~$ |“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
* d& J) u5 r& ?4 t0 \) F工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 E+ _: N6 L5 j" r9 T. {God made relatives; Thank God we
3 ^2 U# L3 I* v. ?+ v) }can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  r/ o- ^+ R5 m; f# R( jWhen two’s
. }+ n8 F  ~& o; Z6 ]8 u' \  i1 _company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
( \2 {. i  @" a/ j& w. n1 ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% f0 T- p! S- v& k% V0 gview.
8 l6 _; \. ~8 t3 }, L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- @& J' ~, N9 k3 c3 W+ ]! }The more you learn, the more you know,
) I. |2 {! \) ]2 M* u# E/ A* lThe more you know, the more you forget.
- L& w# w. b7 B+ o/ ^The more you forget, the less you
( K4 x, u/ ~. d; x' jknow. So why bother to learn.
) U2 ]. y6 G- J' }. @. w5 Y6 m1 n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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