加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
( Z3 W. I9 s+ ?' \  P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  E6 _4 S3 C9 m4 m$ Z* b# `One should love animals. They are
- @* m  L5 Z2 w1 ]# j6 ~so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" z7 y& p8 x. a/ D9 h3 g& t0 bSave water. Shower with your
3 r4 x" G6 U2 ]. p, Z1 ^2 p7 vgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 A7 `' `/ P- [9 [2 l" C1 o7 CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
) V  C" b5 ]& z$ a  A# scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
( H5 b! n# n8 e2 Dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' A8 Q1 Q7 G5 |& e, v8 J5 Btwo.
4 C/ C* m8 }/ m" q3 W/ ?* I: y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 T' {$ M7 W- }3 N1 f! L' f( YEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) Z3 \' ~$ U9 z' z- N3 F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 {& ^! D2 N( yThe wise
1 Y9 J1 d. S- K: qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% F. Q) M( V" F0 G2 P  RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 o" ^& A6 Q# W5 r/ wNever put off the work till
- O: }6 M/ C7 j/ Q1 a' M) |' u9 Qtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# l+ D2 y. s! qLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 R8 C% ?' b1 J) q$ FChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, p: g/ A' P' k% ^2 \" R“Your future depends on your
; b; _. z$ ?& Q% |+ ~4 Wdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
7 c; m- {- K7 s# Ymorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ P3 }/ N4 M1 U1 m3 G6 t- ?, I! L“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
! `  l: a: U' c$ K7 j$ ~4 F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  x: J# g# b% u: S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 H4 N6 G6 m, t9 {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: h3 p2 R) B! f/ q9 t  zWhen two’s
2 L1 N' N' e) `' q7 Hcompany, three’s the result!
) b, Z8 q% m$ b% c两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, A6 n+ W* p$ t8 z# E8 iA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; @0 ]# O1 E: X5 {/ ?0 `view.
" f5 I# _8 i- i; p" l5 p) u3 D) h服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
- j8 J/ L' y& b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着