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Money is not everything. There’s 5 w6 u7 `8 e4 r1 s0 ^- d6 b
Mastercard & Visa.+ F3 q. b) L' Y. z: }" u
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 b0 C/ U# l& B- C$ {One should love animals. They are & f. Y( L- ~2 g7 Z* k% y
so tasty.4 m: i8 b/ E& {1 x7 }9 P( x" V. G; {
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( N$ R) ~1 s# t; ZSave water. Shower with your 4 R9 g: ?7 o- k$ l! ^3 |! O
girlfriend.: [. b2 ^9 `2 Q$ G
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) X- [3 {- P4 G& c' \- C% _/ RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
: W, M9 T" k) O4 J1 {) }# n7 w1 Vcaught.
8 E4 T9 N2 |- H; j5 z) ^: U$ n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( @! o* V4 e D: |# RBehind every successful man, there is a 7 K/ v# [* K/ x( S. U
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# s3 g( } @! f x2 g6 W% dtwo.
3 M1 N4 w2 ~( v! `8 e9 e# {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( p5 I% |/ B* vEvery man should marry. After all, + Z4 O0 r! [' ~; f; C8 {+ Q( F
happiness is not the only thing in life.
, S, `( G5 ]. a0 D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* U" P; ~+ p$ g% e" Y, cThe wise ( R7 g( ?" ^- V$ I1 T$ D$ X" |' q
never marry, And when they marry they become / q' v! Y6 D$ G0 k `9 b
otherwise.
7 k8 P- u2 n+ G r2 ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ ^* l) |. x0 c0 c: s. `: iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 9 P3 m% G8 [4 D- _
many relatives.
" o/ I5 {' y: Q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 S' M; a' {4 s/ E6 u5 N
Never put off the work till
0 @) ]( o0 M6 Ktomorrow what you can put off today.
2 B8 D) ^" y7 q. X) }; B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ p) B6 c. E6 E! A- w* z
Love is " m _* c$ X8 w, G; p* c
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.7 s) N7 s4 z1 x5 X& Q( ~' p
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% F% ~: ^* {# S$ s# c* t, {* XChildren in * j2 b5 l4 @0 {
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; q) B9 C# C/ S7 l+ Y& i( L2 ]- echildren.; a+ x3 u- m. M7 E2 p5 W L! W
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: b% @9 \6 s8 X/ b9 @5 w
“Your future depends on your % M7 o) M1 L' z* J! O' i9 k" N2 M
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& w* y2 H; i5 K1 y; `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。/ b' C9 m- }* J' ~
There should be a 9 P7 Z9 R1 D3 s @8 W
better way to start a day than waking up every , @* ~, j- C, h; p; r. r
morning.
7 M$ q7 J" V2 r3 I$ a( J( D6 `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 a; I; c* f. e) J; ]
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 G3 W& u4 i, jBut why take the risk?( Q( S7 Y+ X, M2 R0 E5 n
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 M4 D5 u- O. I8 ~" r! ^& I$ G3 i) Z“Work fascinates me.“ I can - ]. v/ {9 o- N) R( v' {2 G0 T2 D
look at it for hours!; L1 x2 U! ]7 ~0 ]7 u
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
7 W! \$ e7 E. v$ nGod made relatives; Thank God we ' Q+ K: L4 s; O- {1 }( Q
can choose our friends.- V N# J9 `" z+ z) @0 C4 l
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 L8 W% l% b) E7 V' \9 CWhen two’s 0 g# m c& q k- d" k2 {
company, three’s the result!$ k% o) W, E0 O, @: A8 t
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!6 R( m1 L# W- r2 d; R; b
A dress is like a barbed
( E5 W2 v/ @0 D0 A8 z e2 Tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ a" [+ c5 k7 w" |- G5 M" Z! L5 rview.
9 x9 ?- ]% {% Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% |* p* v% ~+ \% F) YThe more you learn, the more you know,
- D! y, e4 \' C6 LThe more you know, the more you forget.
! ?* t' g, z$ [7 n5 tThe more you forget, the less you
# N8 t. m8 Z6 d) e z1 ^; y+ qknow. So why bother to learn.
+ b+ \' L0 P: l; G2 V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 v5 e( E. |4 o/ l9 J7 Q! y
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