加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
' O& n5 G' G" j2 J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. ~8 u* R- z" j# j: g0 U$ VSave water. Shower with your
2 Q/ |! o( z' z5 l  d! D2 y8 Hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( }- ~/ ^! ^/ L- p# rLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# S( M0 H1 y6 ztwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; F" ^0 p2 g  g1 Q" mEvery man should marry. After all,
8 G1 ^2 A8 |" A& M3 T7 a1 U+ h6 w! r2 O% ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
: ]7 T, z0 @/ U3 [再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 m) t6 R- Z& Q+ Z; {9 y- [. y聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
7 e- T- o7 p5 Y2 i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 M: n% n  I( D! qNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 F/ \5 L3 ^- \" G7 n, ^  n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# K6 c: z2 y, Y, M4 d$ r3 ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% |! }; \" I  |6 Y" }2 j爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ u, c+ T+ T5 V; @5 q# V7 F& yThere should be a
! S% M" E" [1 [better way to start a day than waking up every
0 O. w" i3 J, Z  t+ n- mmorning.
( P3 @" Y. \5 P+ E2 @应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" t  y  Q$ T! [" z# D0 |( u3 c& [But why take the risk?
" J& z" x: n. F7 ~3 k3 w( g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 K$ T; H" S+ H2 Q! }) {% b  n7 s1 [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' d/ F2 G; B# D. n$ B$ ulook at it for hours!
* w1 l, d% P6 X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( s$ i) {* d$ U5 n* d0 D- iGod made relatives; Thank God we
7 p! m* z. E% ^' `9 k5 E4 C! L( Pcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ C: A$ W, s: T/ jWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 k* ^( U1 z( Z7 TThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& o* s1 o" _8 f; p! D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着