加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 v1 V, F  Z! u. k! ~One should love animals. They are
4 B7 B: [( S; T3 [: E: j, d" rso tasty.
/ p1 Q4 O" H1 d3 x6 W每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
2 J- ~, C- G- v( Vgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) g7 g/ S6 S# K2 mLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 I% r& q, R0 @  c" Hcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 W! |" G3 K, |4 c7 Qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: n; x/ ^3 K# a% i& oEvery man should marry. After all,
! P( q; w8 Q8 C7 Phappiness is not the only thing in life.
$ \* T9 C+ }2 z7 z6 H# k' T再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
9 `! U4 w* i, |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 n. \$ G: t, XSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 N2 ~8 A3 {: A8 D) C* m* Gmany relatives.
( n+ F" f9 c& v# e# o# P+ [成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 E) ]2 H1 U* f0 m( S6 a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; {. U1 D3 w, e+ V! y$ \# v- qChildren in
: w3 i) Q$ Z! q& g  p0 o; ]2 r" Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
* C4 z5 R$ u! u+ l5 j7 G; o- M; r后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
7 c( t- i0 }9 x  T% B" j7 tdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
" ^9 F( }" l8 R# \- YThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 y) P7 f& ^$ i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ E, K1 j$ g2 M" G" d! ZBut why take the risk?
9 z0 |2 e1 x# \2 B1 }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 P. b$ A' z4 @% P$ m1 T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
$ A& w- c7 X2 ]/ D0 j& M1 _company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 j1 `* N/ b! zA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
$ o) T3 _9 ?7 J6 I服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 B: t# _3 [% V" F. ]0 iThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; c2 D: Y. z9 t! a) g: bThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 Z) e* U$ R& R( b5 e4 C为什么学来着