加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
/ P# V$ R9 C, ?9 b$ LMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 k8 D2 n* ~) \' NOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
. {  X0 ]1 [& i2 \; f" L* l6 K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
9 R" W# W* H) @( j/ I2 @" zgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 u- l) y( A( tEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) q4 ~7 x% }7 D4 n. b3 a$ f0 kThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& ~% {& K1 W9 F5 u/ l' v1 ]- yNever put off the work till
8 w* b& B( {2 Ptomorrow what you can put off today.
7 g9 v0 D" ^7 I" v6 D% ]7 i3 S4 `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% q, _$ e8 [2 W+ M  h) F, O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' m& F, x2 k: w0 W# LChildren in
5 R7 x- i: {' [: i3 {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
' w7 G; v% p$ |: R9 `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
8 c' i7 E+ O; j; Q7 {3 Q2 F/ o8 Z2 ?) Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
6 b( |8 V( N4 x- x' k9 t& v$ w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
( ?4 A& K+ S8 `( v2 B! Cmorning.
% S0 S- [# Z0 f* B( y/ x# U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' m% M  R( z0 A: e- E“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
: r( G7 b1 k  m2 }  T工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
- e, A/ ^, k( Z: V+ @can choose our friends.
9 W5 a. t9 G( U' N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. c1 C6 o8 l3 d2 r6 n: N# {3 ?" tWhen two’s
1 [& M+ h  [& X/ d. Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  n+ L' W# ]) f7 M8 |A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
" ?6 E; Q& Q* ^& g; \$ C) a* l7 w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 J6 M( R. ~5 {+ }The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, T3 E% _) {1 B8 OThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
1 v- o4 K8 K2 {8 n0 _" l( L1 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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