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Money is not everything. There’s # ^! v, l- \, c
Mastercard & Visa.
; z# X2 Z8 D0 R8 s) a. n3 z f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。1 e( v- e4 g' R# `% Q7 V
One should love animals. They are
& z3 ]/ r" k# y. o- Iso tasty.' K1 `0 M6 d; v5 h- |$ Q+ |
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 h& f" |1 U* s# {7 L4 OSave water. Shower with your
/ p5 Y, O* ^' vgirlfriend.
8 |9 t4 H7 a3 d$ S要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 }6 [$ ~$ s2 o! F5 }
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, L, B) n% U8 B7 m) LBehind every successful man, there is a $ X. K! Q8 t8 @# O' `8 C" y
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- }8 | k o9 U+ b" m. B6 o
Every man should marry. After all, 3 F0 t- f; j6 x/ |9 l8 E7 m
happiness is not the only thing in life.* T) p3 D [# W# Q# R) J% M# b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. T7 B$ q! B% x- A( mThe wise
, ^$ f& `9 {$ Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
, a+ q& N4 e' U. R0 G) @- h+ jotherwise.
9 O* S; t# K, @$ n6 Y& H# t1 g聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( B" ?1 |- Q; E& Y& y
Success is a relative term. It brings so
" n) \& L3 ?4 {+ i5 i E- ?8 c5 s Nmany relatives.
: x) _/ c* o1 O1 [成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。+ _! p& X" O0 \7 b/ S
Never put off the work till " F$ z$ I1 t6 O
tomorrow what you can put off today.
. {3 Z2 f% R( N' ]2 t2 ~: j/ Y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! s# F3 p8 q' j
Love is $ m8 {7 y. a5 G* P
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( y) C- ?4 u# @7 h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。& ~' Y9 E3 r; Y7 H, J |
Children in
3 k: m9 Y7 p! B% c, |' ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 U' x8 D9 ] V6 w, j8 z/ Z% s' o“Your future depends on your
" o' n1 d! Z) Rdreams.” So go to sleep.
& [0 H. M6 {6 I- z9 `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& `' }8 ]; g/ G! x6 K% |There should be a ) W& t, C+ t; P
better way to start a day than waking up every 5 E$ s9 y3 f, `: r) x
morning.
C' @9 |3 Y' X. j6 b5 L7 H应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% m3 C. ]* B9 N9 ^3 w+ `" ]. o% W“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " d& n& n# ]* {; h; i# e( T% H' Y
But why take the risk?5 a f) B0 n, [
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; `/ w' D: Q1 W( q
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 _0 c; y, \( T1 b blook at it for hours!# W. c' T) D3 U3 i. I9 ^
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 M; V5 O9 `& P7 A/ RGod made relatives; Thank God we 8 w9 F5 o5 z' s: L9 E7 s
can choose our friends.
* I( a/ Z i+ m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ U, s! _- y0 g$ {% g/ V- w" Y, uWhen two’s
- n3 Z0 h4 G4 pcompany, three’s the result!
2 x/ }2 q; `4 W; |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 P3 V0 n/ T0 gA dress is like a barbed ( m% W0 w( n- V l
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the $ I( Q3 _' P2 [ J; `
view.' ?6 z+ Z7 R0 H* E, `
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 @: l+ y0 y/ j9 _# s& {The more you learn, the more you know, $ L" G7 F; G: N
The more you know, the more you forget.- K3 B# ^& U! ?, {+ q
The more you forget, the less you % {. G. a+ r' U4 |- n
know. So why bother to learn.' E2 M* N3 q- ?4 D% q o
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 v$ T( q5 f) m8 b# y* e+ x7 U为什么学来着 |
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