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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
8 a6 J8 F8 F; n8 C5 J+ b; b" X# ]$ JMastercard & Visa.
; q0 v( O8 Y9 u: ]+ Z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" }6 S2 Y0 x6 F3 q$ k
One should love animals. They are 5 h2 N/ P/ O7 w& l, d
so tasty.
" K$ k3 E8 v, }5 F5 y  g每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。% y1 p& D' E2 K/ Q: W8 C/ @
Save water. Shower with your
1 k6 @3 j2 R! W- `! O8 Fgirlfriend.
7 s7 }- R6 e9 d) Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 V4 T$ {8 v  Z, Q8 j9 l
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 ]8 i+ p* w1 H& Lcaught.
1 ~4 i4 y& ?  b3 ?要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 c; L1 {4 a% ^" v4 gBehind every successful man, there is a 5 K3 Y0 O! r8 z3 L, Y
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & p, c9 ?% F0 Z/ L) ]* P
two.
  K6 K/ g$ v1 a/ s  C4 G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 v- A0 ^9 ?- k
Every man should marry. After all, $ K8 S5 u' J( ?: s+ U
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 O6 p: a# l9 ]0 J  n2 K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: @1 w* q; U6 {& d5 mThe wise 3 f4 J/ n8 n% C
never marry, And when they marry they become % j$ W6 O8 q- [; Z1 t7 r! @
otherwise.3 o- Y6 z% Y; T. U) B3 C$ p- w& `
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; S/ [, S. K& ?
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) h8 `- j  A% S/ q7 Fmany relatives.
" e' o# K# d6 @! P成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, @+ m5 I  V6 _- W& h' z1 x  v# Z
Never put off the work till
3 Z  l* d! g- T+ m" btomorrow what you can put off today.
5 c9 S3 A! Y8 F1 \5 U3 W5 K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。6 \: q/ |& I) O+ k
Love is
1 W' ~8 A8 H$ b$ v# @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, n/ g/ u+ Z+ h& l7 q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; l# \- B% @! `" y: G
Children in
/ D' `& l* O  G% U6 w) ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! v. r: w" d: J- F3 s9 U0 L3 achildren.
4 T* u+ |4 T' I& U% c9 {后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. X5 F' `/ s/ t1 V/ Q4 ~+ d" T  n
“Your future depends on your - g0 U. }) A3 Y5 i
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# ~+ i" z9 L/ y1 c/ y8 q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
% W# {2 @- ~: d' h6 I! l! H; S$ d2 fThere should be a
6 ]4 K+ W8 b7 K0 j5 Gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
2 i* u7 X8 E: [+ cmorning.
& \8 a, i6 z( e应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。9 S6 W- j4 T  F. X
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ # Y6 B/ A, b8 \1 Q, w( B
But why take the risk?
$ N( R, g* t0 b0 p; c2 v6 o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ N  Y" g; ~! j9 u; y
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ' d3 z0 R9 p* J7 h, {, q" l
look at it for hours!9 a3 m1 J0 g$ c7 p2 O
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。- O* M; M- \7 o+ n+ l4 J. x* w4 c6 Q- l
God made relatives; Thank God we
# A0 T1 n) G, U0 Jcan choose our friends.
* f( _9 y& D6 D$ |3 I; x5 F* h0 {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。0 Y8 i4 X0 Z! ]! x' [  n7 g
When two’s
0 |2 Q, N& R* b$ {: Q3 `& l* Zcompany, three’s the result!
! K5 o3 x, A; _两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 I# Z' l/ T4 s6 y" i8 Z; H3 t2 BA dress is like a barbed 8 m: p" m- u+ K* ^. f
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 n/ P! Y: d1 w+ B/ n+ sview.
& V9 y: p0 W0 Q9 w$ R( M$ x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 @4 R4 U& l4 _% y- q! H) k( m$ pThe more you learn, the more you know,
' _4 v5 g3 y- B) S1 YThe more you know, the more you forget.1 x# ]8 M% e: ~5 M
The more you forget, the less you * u. [" x3 a% E8 }6 e  R- q
know. So why bother to learn.$ [( ]! `5 F5 g" O% P% `: s9 W1 _
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 3 P+ O; ]# l( [) X
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