加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
8 v& u$ R7 [! D6 F6 AMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 h" t) \, x. F8 P3 {so tasty.
/ F+ Q6 s) T( }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" `8 I; T6 |, R* F  Igirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 A" C: X, ^$ c. @; h* @+ lcaught.
  T- \9 v8 t1 e$ V9 m# f1 j- Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 L4 {) f4 C5 P$ oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 U! t- m$ t6 {$ c* ?two.
# n1 m1 ?+ Q  [" V" @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 m* }7 q& L5 X' Y' shappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ p$ \& V( t  R  dThe wise
0 |& l  ]6 c0 y: [' e6 [never marry, And when they marry they become
9 x) d/ g! I/ L. rotherwise.
) {, E# r9 p6 V7 ~3 D; e3 H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; ?' J% d8 O/ b4 i5 E& hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
2 w' S# Q* a+ g2 q& F! Q5 `! v1 w/ A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 u6 B, s! O) p) D2 L; B$ wNever put off the work till
9 E* x* u8 S& P6 C  [tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ T* H  t$ n* W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 a) G+ O# j; E" G: ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
9 m- Q; Z. N+ [- i( Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
! P& g3 x! ]1 G* [4 ^6 Gdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' J6 O3 |2 P: s9 l# X+ U, uThere should be a
1 d7 x5 |# T- }' N, D9 ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
  T: P2 }1 ^/ ?) B工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ q" G  C- j2 o  z% a( ]  @6 [can choose our friends.
* p: W7 W( I% }% Z2 f% ]/ |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 v$ o$ X  J3 y- t3 WWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
! S. R" X  U2 X$ }, d$ C7 @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  \  `$ i( H6 DA dress is like a barbed
0 b/ C# a. K, k5 l* afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
8 O5 \  A- |& M) j0 hThe more you know, the more you forget.
. `9 I4 S  a. a2 D5 g- U7 \- zThe more you forget, the less you
' S; x" P$ D! x7 w- ]; K3 I! v7 {8 Fknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着