加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
, I% Q' _: m' j2 M# ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
( f4 m- c; L6 I5 jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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  k; \/ m. j% W: U5 W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! F3 v" r9 |7 SBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 P, R1 L3 ~0 K% {two.
. E- w; a4 T( C  Y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( H* c7 z8 b; I5 V8 WEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- T+ o3 ~1 A! T  K) fnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
, e1 }  D3 d# A5 I% E. R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
1 L/ \$ m2 K1 b/ C+ F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 ]9 B- e- x/ Z; tNever put off the work till
! y" T% W. N# e1 l: S, i/ Gtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; `( ~* Q6 D8 t: _3 F$ A. O7 ]- E) h% Zchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) p& F$ d4 c/ x9 s- [“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& c5 j( j" x: `; m6 u* Ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
! d8 [2 L/ v# K# ~9 S& N$ z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
- F2 F. z0 P1 w, q  `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" b9 Q% H4 G  P% [" S7 @$ [: [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 ^/ [9 \' h6 u( [  A; `) h6 y2 H; Ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 g" }/ A# K# r$ D) B/ O- VWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
4 c) C9 `9 s/ E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
( U7 }- ~5 Y7 h: o+ H5 \$ u4 N  ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 J! _6 s# j1 H+ S& k, Y6 G; g: u# S+ zview.
5 d* K2 ^- Y* A, b% L& w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, {7 U- T: t% i; ~The more you learn, the more you know,
, [8 e( t0 ?1 U: e/ d, l& xThe more you know, the more you forget.
" a# U  v& i, X- |  LThe more you forget, the less you
) v: a0 k$ Q7 Q, V3 V: [; o2 P/ Q: Oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' H& @! E2 W) H2 f7 w& V( ~为什么学来着