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Money is not everything. There’s
. m& _ r: o; K( y! A! D! P) lMastercard & Visa.
) ?5 U0 g2 v" r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。, O8 {' Q2 Q) i5 l$ t9 n! v: w$ A
One should love animals. They are $ k2 R. U6 d4 P1 K5 D
so tasty.
3 k" y" y+ g, W6 S9 }( A' }& f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% a1 z& J+ ]* M3 f6 G, E' dSave water. Shower with your
# Z8 g: K/ g& b; jgirlfriend.
; x4 g3 z V7 Q- Y: J! G要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, ]: M- T. I5 w Y9 C1 s# q! w4 cLove the neighbor. But don’t get ' X+ w2 C$ J, R, i
caught.- v, f N7 E9 s) P* Y. `4 r
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- Q1 Y4 L o7 D( l: R" f, mBehind every successful man, there is a
w! D6 A6 E5 F; g0 M9 i' u. tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ j" f1 m7 ~& J* K& T s0 }0 \$ ^% g, MEvery man should marry. After all,
/ u3 @2 t& U1 l; i, @+ uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
# \& z) `2 j2 ?- B: J5 V0 D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, @6 b8 V* a6 k
The wise
2 g) m1 F. ]" C5 w- a; g( F& `3 Unever marry, And when they marry they become ) k+ V; d& r1 ~1 d T
otherwise.
9 S% A2 G' ^3 s5 W( C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 k) ~- E* W5 W+ H/ N
Success is a relative term. It brings so 1 y" q- Y4 G. {. d- U$ [8 y
many relatives.0 h6 U# {- F+ S! d V% D2 \
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。- _3 }/ {2 ^8 d6 k
Never put off the work till 1 m# O( g) t& j6 a4 J% ^' T# U" I4 S
tomorrow what you can put off today. g: u. t0 v+ ?* M8 @7 o D
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 s m4 }1 R8 ULove is ; a7 P, D: G2 D' }$ t9 g0 \
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ ?( b1 n, k+ G% t8 b4 E8 w8 F: h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% V0 Z& A7 @* Q8 l& ZChildren in
, \' ?% `; c& m" f' ~& s/ Obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ' i! U% p u+ B, I# y+ q
children.
; |9 t* g4 B2 A+ T& x6 q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, D) N% `( G! u- }7 `6 [) R“Your future depends on your : v/ Y: A) M. n% A4 B; q6 w C7 U
dreams.” So go to sleep.9 ?* O4 q8 B! A- N! J
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
. P& H; V2 G. c0 s1 xThere should be a
1 v8 U! K8 Q4 J* }# S8 g1 d- M! tbetter way to start a day than waking up every
. s- N. l/ K% W% v j3 Lmorning.4 U2 Y5 K% _) U+ i3 d
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。; @7 u l3 j3 m3 h
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 P( y6 E% m. k" xBut why take the risk?
' m! Y$ g ]9 _4 {5 D4 @2 O" m5 y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; p9 K Z) \9 |: s( `8 U“Work fascinates me.“ I can : P9 E9 l5 p2 P0 D) W, P" G! |8 R
look at it for hours!7 \& }. h3 _+ E2 |& U
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 @ N" O& m* r
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 ^' j. K, M, g# M9 kcan choose our friends.; z$ `$ o9 {8 K
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& @! F7 e2 p! T0 g% p
When two’s
2 P5 B( Z6 p* C! P, r# @company, three’s the result!' q+ G% ~/ a* {/ Y- n4 b
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!0 a d" ~; q7 K. j2 O8 ?: @
A dress is like a barbed 6 X, J* H: P# N. u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the % o& w4 h, I0 |
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 X6 l0 r2 j8 }7 q" x1 k( bThe more you learn, the more you know, # ~! o3 @1 P" ?
The more you know, the more you forget.9 n9 L [9 d- G5 t7 `; q0 A3 ~. G
The more you forget, the less you
4 o7 m# `: P, C" G7 Cknow. So why bother to learn.
, q' v1 _$ D! K/ n& _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ) z' C8 Y1 S2 i
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