加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- n+ n1 k3 R- d! ~, XOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
4 H! e3 F: v% m& [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; s- e8 Q9 ], R5 WSave water. Shower with your
2 I7 W4 ?( N6 q* l+ q) D: D- Qgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# \8 Q( c  B, N9 ^! ^5 _8 l1 _Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) h4 k+ J1 f% D5 pBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* q; K0 b' Z  `3 i1 ktwo.
  O6 a  d7 B# ~) }2 E每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 Z" V" D) b& w( E/ S' @5 P$ Notherwise.
+ _) e  y5 `+ R/ u! ?" |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 M" c8 ~* T! k# {9 H2 C, }Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 g' M' m( G( I5 B  v1 a/ Cmany relatives.
  E+ K% |: s9 K, D; h: \% u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 X% A: f5 `. A/ Z3 [) TNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, H& i6 x2 c( T* Nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  q# g# Q( B% E& c3 \5 H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) ?* h( Q5 S7 ?1 v8 V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 t+ j4 e9 z3 l8 xThere should be a
- U( n, ^0 y9 R0 ]/ ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
' Z$ Z$ p! g5 Z0 D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 {- w1 s7 g! m% a  w“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
4 n3 {1 W$ c. S0 E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* q/ f) s! {# B! t$ |+ P- {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( F: }# A7 B& T3 O) M" q/ jlook at it for hours!
: B  N" @. \/ ?工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) M; C# e* L$ dGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
5 S8 P8 L: S; y% F* \% i: d) \company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* G( V7 m3 t8 x# iA dress is like a barbed
: P- x7 m. N) J' R! ?fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 @' z6 c+ Y5 C& UThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
4 x" u6 x7 ?" U4 p# V0 q1 gknow. So why bother to learn.
) j& B  L8 P5 s( Q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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