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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
4 p; L: Y7 b& Z, x& mMastercard & Visa.! }) B5 e& G- V: {' K: P
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 U4 e  }% T7 \/ IOne should love animals. They are % X* N) Z" {& P3 y0 Y
so tasty.8 Y( D$ w1 _/ D$ a  L
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ X. s; _0 r' B# h( dSave water. Shower with your ( E3 R5 t! Q6 z9 b2 k; |  u
girlfriend.
1 b5 J. I9 p* _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ W/ w3 y% j+ C7 c5 h4 ELove the neighbor. But don’t get . J1 Z+ C/ N* D, i$ x
caught.
  m3 Y+ X$ V# s8 x2 I4 Z% a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) a1 d6 e( f. ^  A8 _# }6 a  d
Behind every successful man, there is a
+ ^- _5 F+ ^* c6 C& e3 Z$ Sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 m/ ?3 Q( |. ?) d. V2 Rtwo.- |2 F) E9 i& p* P" t6 r
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* f2 E% E4 ^' Q. f/ ^9 UEvery man should marry. After all,
! t2 ]6 v( X" q" L/ k( N4 Y% B$ Rhappiness is not the only thing in life., Q/ U( {& w' \" j1 g, c; ?0 Y' `
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 m0 p1 e, N- c! i# U3 @/ J
The wise ! H' U7 a" b" ~; Q& N  j
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 X' M, P# N8 cotherwise.
8 ]% \7 ^$ T1 l. y! h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 E% C" I7 O# m$ bSuccess is a relative term. It brings so % u+ S( H0 X/ w2 n
many relatives.
( v8 v& }" x! M, {/ G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; S  `' e3 U3 u) s6 D: N: j; G# ]/ h5 M1 [Never put off the work till
/ F; ^* O% L3 htomorrow what you can put off today.
* m- A. o" l! g2 K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# X8 @7 n! Z" E% B
Love is 1 m+ p# T7 r6 c3 y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ D. P/ U$ I* k* \4 o0 T
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) \# k( J4 @8 |. _9 d
Children in " O" P" r7 \$ t
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * T+ `8 B1 C2 B
children.
% T3 N6 I) v" ]3 ?后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  R; C1 B0 F+ T% ?7 y“Your future depends on your + g* w$ J( O7 E, A& f8 D& c. k
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 N# e$ ~$ c3 j1 i2 U2 G“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
* t+ z' Y) R& Q! P7 K& Z6 q/ P. i4 GThere should be a + P5 q0 G3 m( @: v  R3 E, c% ^
better way to start a day than waking up every - S; C3 m8 R# q$ x
morning.
0 j/ m% o  ?; @6 N( ~7 p应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 W5 Y; ]8 ^" E; Z% B  W1 W' D“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 L- N' |) }- IBut why take the risk?
5 U2 M2 [9 L3 ]  D$ g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' {( j: C% u+ t; T- x# {. r“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 E9 _; F( k7 Y# G+ {* U
look at it for hours!3 O" t) q+ Y' W/ E- o
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。# E$ m" ?0 m% Z# n, r* W' M) L* |
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 p. \% r8 Y# A* {can choose our friends.
$ s0 y9 m5 ]! Y- r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ t  u7 x* @$ c* D! o' hWhen two’s
  E/ a- B& o9 Z3 B. ncompany, three’s the result!3 Y, N* u" w* r+ {: K8 M
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 V1 t. k0 F! `0 w* D  f
A dress is like a barbed
) ~* J+ _$ i7 Lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ o4 t* [! i6 Y/ d$ ?view.
' k/ k8 B$ e" `1 u+ i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。4 r" y9 ^% X3 q2 f
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 S0 v8 `/ T' Y. \( B( l- b7 FThe more you know, the more you forget.) D& L4 Y9 w0 n3 T! B1 Z( t
The more you forget, the less you 8 a! Q" d+ e! T. S$ F8 [0 x, @
know. So why bother to learn.
! r: ]0 M5 t2 @8 H# t( X3 A学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 0 y2 c: p# \; [# O! h' l: k
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