加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
1 D& h3 k( t* b. w3 GMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, E  _. S6 S1 d% G$ vOne should love animals. They are
) |+ j  E5 O* hso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 q- M& R5 `# w& p7 I% A: cLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
8 q9 h; S& m6 w- ^( v/ O) j要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 |3 ~( m: F: d: Rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 e+ V) l4 m' K2 \) ^6 MEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  A2 k5 b( W4 E$ GThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
/ u2 @1 r# j9 u% v) Rotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
( t! y! Y* P/ O' vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 }1 P* k& n, i- V  x. cChildren in
: d. w" G" A, N8 {6 ^, |. H' D: W/ jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; R% |: w2 c' b) O: h, Rchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 {9 }0 |! ~6 @7 Y“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 v. S5 e" @& I' F7 v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. p' j" R' v( j9 Q2 _There should be a
" t3 v+ P$ c, C5 @; }4 |8 }better way to start a day than waking up every
1 x: {4 \+ S5 r* |$ f/ ^. ^% z- fmorning.
, A: J  m- I: J. I! e, P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
9 k( D  G! O2 N9 j: M努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 R. U  R+ Q( X/ u; r“Work fascinates me.“ I can
; f& x6 }6 i* I: M3 Glook at it for hours!
, c. H( S8 k: s) H工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 p: n, j0 q1 q+ B- l+ pcan choose our friends.
0 r" Q+ u( y. r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( m2 ?2 B# Y5 l* EWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
& Z4 ~/ s$ v. W! }. k3 I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 S" r6 \; H/ C6 A; x* PA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ Q+ n# v, ^7 |1 KThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
' t3 E4 t8 P2 W% i( r% f$ M学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 `( V8 V8 D* S; h5 d为什么学来着