加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
, N# V( ]+ ^  ~8 c- YMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ B8 U9 _! u7 h6 T1 `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
! B) }( H& h- {girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ N  e1 F+ X& g- g- e. c- k- S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
+ d/ s- ^& ?0 ~& w! Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 h5 q7 [! Q" V7 xtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 P8 h% f% b- f% q% k7 OEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* R/ R. r, O7 z4 s3 y9 t2 y3 kThe wise
) |3 B, _4 F  G$ {5 ]3 [! T( tnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 V: `; a& N& a9 s& }. RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ [$ a+ [9 L" q1 r8 X- ]/ j& yLove is
* `) a' F4 E1 N5 ?4 J& Dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* p) g! Z, G! _# d' g) x* O) ?% M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% O, }% N- P9 U. s1 a- {Children in
7 k" O+ T; d2 dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& t# Q8 d" d! j0 Q* w: Xchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# ~( U( `7 O* u( B$ h+ ?: p“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 N" S* M% ?% ?; V- e% ]There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
* ?3 i& Y. @; X, Nmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 T5 V; L6 F& I' t* j: O“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ Y8 _- A% P. l4 Z8 Q3 P& O“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  e" a2 @' s! z( m% Dlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 `5 ]$ f8 r# l1 ~( ]! jGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ y8 P+ H3 J" V2 @can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
3 N) X, t- V& c* y5 ]company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. n' g: g' [( s" @: F5 O  B, qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ V6 r& R; S& f, c% W" ^The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
, g( ^! e$ i; i  }0 H; k! Eknow. So why bother to learn.
2 Y) y  \; Q! C8 |& c学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 P1 ?& N2 X+ D& t为什么学来着