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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
( h; w- I$ K: x! p( HMastercard & Visa.
- ?$ X( u7 d3 O" `( i- l/ ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。3 n7 ?; b! `/ g" f% c( l# k+ A
One should love animals. They are
8 u; _6 ^  S$ H4 M8 I* N  ^/ V; @% Rso tasty.. `0 G7 u3 ]& N
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  P0 C$ X/ v5 r! D) e/ f* g' NSave water. Shower with your ) H& E( z- ~' X0 \$ o2 m3 x
girlfriend.
1 |: E, M( z' N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。3 N9 K& n0 @7 {) N( e0 E
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 1 p/ y* x% G5 L5 I, Y' j  M
caught.
% ~2 T3 ~. `; w5 V" X$ x% l' ?0 i要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 y, {' n3 C. w: Z/ qBehind every successful man, there is a 4 A6 r+ M* v8 s
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  x# m  t( O! }# g( U+ S! s5 ttwo.8 [/ K, B, K9 X+ X, `5 T* W3 D
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; v. @5 o9 Z7 m' P; u
Every man should marry. After all,
% o0 h4 H: U/ L0 k+ \+ Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.4 U/ X: W; b' `' S: \
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。* f  W, n$ K9 y8 \1 ~1 m# v& C
The wise 4 g( ]3 h, q4 T$ @) F
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 N3 _1 H0 Z  Q$ r( B0 G; Cotherwise.
& x1 w( j) H5 ~) ?  E- w# [聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。  y/ [  _6 e5 K$ h4 n* x, S* d
Success is a relative term. It brings so
/ E) L, Z! e4 j4 emany relatives.
: o  z6 [+ p  s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, V% Q8 M' e% k5 Z% `, D: Y; N
Never put off the work till
- M9 N; A% W) |7 Q" |9 ntomorrow what you can put off today.
4 _, X* A5 k( W2 S" H5 S/ V- D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 n. Z+ S# f1 S6 E+ yLove is
$ T* E8 w& N  Fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% p" y# _- Z$ U0 j# \; z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 P2 I; t+ {/ {- y" F( h" ~
Children in
7 F0 G) V; z+ H7 K$ W: j( B( qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; V. {4 h# M1 k/ G  c3 p  d* c8 q; `$ tchildren.5 X& l- L0 U# Q$ ?+ S9 j4 Q
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 X) o' h; f5 [9 H- p“Your future depends on your % X! q# @. D8 x
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 U/ A* I6 B5 @5 O: O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
) I" `! g1 j" q0 b3 jThere should be a 0 A  d4 `& c* E. [
better way to start a day than waking up every
+ G* ~# D( X$ p) o; @7 Pmorning.
. P0 y/ K1 B  B' f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。& m& s+ i" q1 Y0 f2 ^1 w
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 2 K  f7 Y: b+ h& a! A) ?$ w, t
But why take the risk?% H$ B. h; b$ T0 P1 H" X! A
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: o, B+ x* E$ B7 E+ ?! V) F
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: v' ~% m3 C2 Q0 R3 f% ~% tlook at it for hours!* O  w  {9 Y2 v  t6 r8 h8 b0 ?
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。6 M( p; ]" R, m& g+ f5 l9 D
God made relatives; Thank God we 5 L1 C- t' r* c0 j* u- Y+ h& u
can choose our friends.3 p  E9 Q& T$ l5 k
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# h: s( S1 Q' a' k7 n. M/ ]: z1 `When two’s . F: ^# _( U$ X" K0 m" ~+ L
company, three’s the result!3 w6 P+ Q! ]  U' p, E0 L6 k! j! @
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 c9 [3 L7 {3 g; V6 x3 c8 }
A dress is like a barbed
. Y- l' O: [* y0 V3 Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the & c1 A" U5 a" o! O7 e5 O
view.) P3 |, [2 s# m9 z* I, f
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 Y4 o5 @( f; P1 T8 m; t$ U) b" aThe more you learn, the more you know,
, p* m7 o: d* \6 j& jThe more you know, the more you forget.
8 E$ {& }& ^9 o0 {, QThe more you forget, the less you ) k# f& J) Y7 R6 Y4 U4 q) P
know. So why bother to learn.
1 @$ T4 i# ~! X: R学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 x% K$ @' J! P为什么学来着
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