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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
: p0 E. q& b' I/ f  I; bMastercard & Visa.
+ I$ N/ b( x0 X" A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 D% y+ }+ \/ j. a4 F! e
One should love animals. They are % h. ^( {0 E! ]: x
so tasty./ T( q! A, F1 |+ m  W
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" t& f; n/ E. N% k+ O2 B! L- n! FSave water. Shower with your
) L$ d" s/ i- l7 w% Igirlfriend.# y0 i3 e  q$ V  B" g/ g
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 g. ]  P# H+ e
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 2 z: j4 ?' o3 h0 Q; G
caught.! t- C: r3 X. A8 w
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。2 F. ]* x' x* \0 [, j0 O
Behind every successful man, there is a * d5 r* g7 Q( ^: F0 ?* L( K
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 B0 t/ g) d3 D, i7 Ytwo.6 w+ `  V5 h* R8 W$ ?% r' W4 b
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( Z- H4 a$ P( nEvery man should marry. After all,
( J  F, w7 ~" U& P8 p3 Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ {( |) j5 ^1 p) J# g  {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 @0 o$ z( Y8 h+ S! w/ d* bThe wise
$ R4 L6 S" W+ q7 ^0 b) gnever marry, And when they marry they become 1 Q" H! Y6 U  X' U" z3 p
otherwise.$ I/ V% R" g8 N2 B
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" N1 `- q0 |" T2 ^2 E" y- ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ o& E( u7 o* @6 T5 ^  P- P, l" Tmany relatives.
1 x" G! [+ t6 j5 j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. H( V0 G+ R$ X/ ~6 _% ONever put off the work till
6 k) G; S' T8 otomorrow what you can put off today.6 [2 g( v. v* W; u
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% z( e, N/ h+ N  ~: l, a& Q& C# b
Love is
" Z% g7 H) o' E/ ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( Q2 R( S. {0 V9 Y8 h" p" C7 C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。* r& n7 M: `+ q
Children in
5 T6 a0 c2 C7 s3 n5 r, Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' P3 ~9 Z$ o4 ?0 Z  o8 m8 h4 Hchildren.
$ e& Y5 {  _8 z2 g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) q( d1 ~: N- O9 O9 ?* D/ e“Your future depends on your
  M% r4 j7 o5 z# Q( ?  v7 \) c9 edreams.” So go to sleep.' g0 v  E1 E! r- J
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 k( k6 S9 q  G. Y; }! R4 \There should be a 7 D& t0 J& z/ S0 s/ D
better way to start a day than waking up every $ H2 D8 a; X. y9 I- X1 w2 ?
morning.
4 H# T0 S4 |# [0 }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。2 }4 n; ^/ w& c
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 q9 Q: C( |% h* v( S; }- ]3 i8 aBut why take the risk?
% `( ]) F5 {: ?7 |% l# t+ z' `- K* s: j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( T; Z* j' J5 D3 P
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 5 |5 V% _2 @: s5 A! n! M
look at it for hours!: ?3 L& S# @- N$ r% u
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 I2 j3 a" H1 P9 A3 ]$ H; X- VGod made relatives; Thank God we % z3 w" l( l/ c! J0 o
can choose our friends.
$ \9 {& R+ F3 o. `: F" x" e. X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 e. I1 E( {# V$ i3 J" iWhen two’s 8 O) U5 K; E3 \. K$ c
company, three’s the result!
4 W5 u6 z, ~; ~4 F. M# @7 C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 H; S) G8 q6 B& C: l+ T' R" Z
A dress is like a barbed $ p, k9 I9 j! J1 i/ U2 q
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 4 X6 Q+ G( i) ~3 i
view.
6 P! {3 I9 H* X" o# o' ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% K/ a5 E6 I' PThe more you learn, the more you know, 9 t. D, G( i  {3 x0 P' V$ p  U: d
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 R: I- O# p) K' i6 JThe more you forget, the less you ( I$ B5 K* \" Z) C1 V! B) G% e# F
know. So why bother to learn.
( j6 b" |4 [! z5 ?1 a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& x  C0 S8 i- M3 g, }: L/ T为什么学来着
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