加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
) K+ c5 v% L% Q! c  m' h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 M& Q8 Z1 g  o2 m; k3 QOne should love animals. They are
+ F% B* d9 b6 C3 p4 N+ l/ @# C) ?  nso tasty.
& e9 ]; A2 Z1 m* {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ d1 v2 y4 C0 c# J; x% aSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
0 R& V2 M# j( \7 o6 w5 d要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ U4 w/ Z4 _) h# ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
. n, L% q0 r2 P3 a2 N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 Z1 y8 C3 n# f2 c  y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
6 N7 b8 r2 {: lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
( M: I3 S) M6 h, T" {- e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
9 Y6 o+ O1 o! a( `; \4 y/ vnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 G$ i4 o  ~; L" W) e9 {9 GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
% x: f; E  n$ [, m% @0 Smany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) ]7 R2 [$ h0 |* S, M3 bNever put off the work till
; R# M& s( ^0 ^tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
; y& ]" I6 V9 x9 ]. m% I/ z5 Dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ k! B' Y' {9 h5 E“Your future depends on your
; x6 M0 z& A0 t( M7 ndreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
  L; c) d( G6 i) Kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( _+ |! Y9 _) ^5 R5 v2 O) uBut why take the risk?
' L0 D; X, U8 ^* y2 D9 [7 O3 D努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- X  e; x: c- {look at it for hours!
; Z6 Q" C9 G7 }5 \工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! {4 u( K2 F; |0 v8 u# IGod made relatives; Thank God we
# }  @5 K" J% m6 L9 _& a  Jcan choose our friends.
" V! ?! S/ i, D; L8 Z& L7 N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
6 {# L) n0 k: B8 g9 S+ O- Vcompany, three’s the result!
: B9 b. D: `5 Z" s! w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
8 v# @5 j5 F9 x) G; gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
) x! t$ E, z5 y' WThe more you know, the more you forget.
, p: W: m0 F7 @* P- SThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) b  X3 z9 Z; L/ Z2 a8 m$ _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 @  b% F  U% v9 J7 G+ M) Z为什么学来着