加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
9 Y/ H- d- ]9 o8 v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' @' {- u5 h' f1 D3 dso tasty.
( ]- v; O# d& _; Q" d4 \/ W/ U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 H+ h! B" F) b# V0 CSave water. Shower with your
5 U7 F) c: @4 m7 ~, ^girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 C  m2 X4 Q4 O6 Z& [1 g2 T( l3 \Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. B- s( S. m7 K+ ~/ v: a- @7 {Behind every successful man, there is a
( G1 m3 l# O" ?7 ^1 \& jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, D" ]1 U) H7 i2 @/ B: Jtwo.
: r9 a8 \- S$ o每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" L6 Z% Z2 ~/ ]/ ]( c+ mEvery man should marry. After all,
. |2 }4 d1 i8 ?8 Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
$ e" y, ~7 [$ s4 V/ t再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! }8 R( v' N0 r$ S. TThe wise
8 w+ q- c% r5 Y* j9 \( O6 s- Fnever marry, And when they marry they become
9 [( d# n  M3 x$ F$ a. C6 l& Iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 V) P, T3 u2 J9 E# J' l9 K9 Q2 [Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 \" c5 `" \7 a4 iNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
; @1 |: K" i% Y9 R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 J2 v& m; U5 C! B) u爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
: p$ d5 v, L2 X; v# \children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
% m9 y) O  S. P7 W+ Sdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 x& r$ ]. r  U& j+ L$ U2 z6 S: ]. ?There should be a
% R+ s% b7 t9 U. w1 sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
" ]- k) A( ^, I, b$ Kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
8 |+ n9 K5 x1 j2 l, q+ O$ i( e5 D工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) U0 t5 u1 p$ ~* cGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
/ q/ a# u- J' P) d0 y* [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
' F& T" R( q) |& T$ l. m服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
( a9 W3 L1 T& |$ kThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
* w6 t) e6 Z, J  Jknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 o) A! R% `$ z; j: T为什么学来着