加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- F$ p4 y! F2 N) X8 xOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
8 ^! `, P' u* q% P" n1 T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% g1 d" F8 P% Q! u- N  HLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 H2 s$ x* R) e6 U  E3 Z, r( bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; e8 P7 y3 t6 `9 J% y1 Y' ?% i2 I) v8 gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* W& M% }4 Q( W7 f, Y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
; O! ?) W- Y0 ~9 }) Xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 h" G: I* F' f: A& f聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: K( U" E' q* n1 G. K6 USuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
0 b0 V; a  K# ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 G) j" M3 O* G1 H! NNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( ~4 X1 f8 e" S6 d. _Love is
* u8 @9 S% s4 @! b6 G" k& P% G: vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ O. ^0 T. d: m2 J8 y+ E# I4 z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
; s; x+ d3 {% {; k5 @* V) F1 g' Tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ i0 O, a4 t/ a; }( b1 D& i/ N6 Z2 wchildren.
, i; r0 r8 E$ h: t$ r/ ^- t4 B/ _后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% E5 k  Q  d" x4 h' |0 E4 d. IThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, J, ]) y4 t, A# b' b# T/ |! J' bmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
* {+ S& P% X/ Y' R1 R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" n9 A, l9 Z7 k( e, {/ ?; T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: Y$ }; d; {; rlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: I3 T, y! X+ u: BGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 U- |! E& B% w/ x+ s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ ^2 S) K: S7 N5 }2 rA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 y8 M6 F; P! a6 @% T  L# Oview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 D+ S7 s" r7 y1 i) NThe more you learn, the more you know,
$ r% M$ E- V5 `9 p# K+ t9 O5 {The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
" Q$ D; X. w4 Z+ h9 i9 o% Tknow. So why bother to learn.
4 T4 f! A4 T$ z+ u1 C! G$ b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着