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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
1 o" t$ C, b2 rMastercard & Visa.
& W" `+ |! V0 x8 y' Q$ V+ U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ w+ Z7 f: b3 C: e) Z2 o
One should love animals. They are 1 x' o" V3 M4 ?( o
so tasty.+ j0 N6 R- r) p7 d" \5 }
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。. k2 d! a- ]% ?9 Q+ F, J/ H9 g' M
Save water. Shower with your
# o3 m% X  g0 O5 r& M& kgirlfriend.# r+ _6 I( n- Y* v+ ?
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ X  B: t2 f6 p$ u: gLove the neighbor. But don’t get
+ j5 s( V) \$ J) ]: W( E6 I: kcaught.
) ^, g  ]) t; R1 W2 \# c2 K要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" M- ~- a8 w* |3 LBehind every successful man, there is a 4 l8 \6 o# T; L& `# }
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 U  W3 I- ]2 r! }+ Jtwo.
5 C8 z! p) x; ?5 \, f1 e& D每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 L" J4 C, \5 w. Y$ F
Every man should marry. After all,
( P0 a/ M3 N9 d/ D; {3 ]/ N+ xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
9 R$ i# [4 P9 h- W再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。% r1 s& c8 F% O3 B' ^; m& |
The wise & d, ^8 {8 T: C3 A# v( N0 x
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 u' Z& M' n) E, ^  @otherwise.2 q& O8 ?! |7 M0 O0 k
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( b; d  f0 |8 z3 n/ ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so
/ v# H% U0 O3 Z, ~many relatives.4 ~  P- i. l# R/ o
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 B  b( a1 u! o- s1 }( O* M" |Never put off the work till ; f2 M+ o* }3 X, T6 Q, E/ \" W
tomorrow what you can put off today.& J- q* J8 u% J- G2 s: O4 ^8 Y8 A
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 P* j- R' i7 G! {' |  D
Love is
/ r% l2 X% [# [3 c. Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. k3 g; j* h4 ?! ], j/ ?8 G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 N% V& q; V6 d) M% F2 EChildren in
: }! X3 r2 a4 g4 T; W, A" Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 0 o3 j" C  ~' @) [/ c. P
children.
  U- W$ M* N& g/ h" U* A* {. F; }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( I8 C3 X4 M  v! X1 n: E8 @“Your future depends on your
0 }! w5 w) T/ j6 ^$ p& udreams.” So go to sleep.
3 D- C( K% `- w% ~; Y" }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 h) ?; A6 Z! W( q" n
There should be a ! b' I) i4 V+ |% A" v; h
better way to start a day than waking up every ' W1 S+ F; V, ]- e
morning.- }3 s8 f/ o. w2 L! K0 v( u  @
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; {$ g9 ^4 P' G5 R7 r) R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( `, e8 B: \" IBut why take the risk?9 k- |' ?! a7 J$ |* F3 J
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 @& D! k+ {* {+ @6 E
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 7 k8 Z) ~: ?- ?8 u' {
look at it for hours!
+ F' @* I6 B$ d+ w; L9 l. `* r工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 V& \! }$ ^" ?* E7 c2 b% xGod made relatives; Thank God we ; g+ V: d8 Q  v3 I0 P
can choose our friends.
* K0 t$ V# o" W1 R/ i) \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 L3 j$ l4 D' Q  n* tWhen two’s
' S! A+ m% z( _company, three’s the result!
" L/ S& C. R' r, P* g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!/ B6 S  h  }4 |, p4 J( T+ V
A dress is like a barbed
: A) Z, ]" E$ @0 C- zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 _4 x0 f1 r- W0 c0 oview.
# `( E; r% Q) f& D! {服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, S, b7 @: L! D: Q$ ~The more you learn, the more you know, . B. ?8 ~# B& X. F1 o7 h5 c
The more you know, the more you forget.* m3 G% M! U: b3 l: D
The more you forget, the less you
) ?) k3 t! f& U8 T( T$ u/ K4 nknow. So why bother to learn.
) i/ N1 I' ?+ m% m+ g( g6 N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, . ?8 n" ?  M4 p2 N1 Z
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