加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
& b. L+ u* h7 m3 ?, l* E8 F7 t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# v( o; ]$ K7 ^1 \. G, i" Q2 @* H5 TOne should love animals. They are
4 @- [# y* B' g: ~4 N7 b: _7 iso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* M9 _# O, U8 ]. eSave water. Shower with your
: h) _( s# O" H; Wgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 W* X$ H6 {1 |& x: }$ e4 [Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 M( P9 q' G" }. Acaught.
5 z6 u8 Q! y5 B! e- q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* Y1 Z5 t+ [; b# [6 s5 k, F每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! s7 |- l7 Q! O, O! H9 GEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 _; D9 I  ?0 x9 \9 n$ [Success is a relative term. It brings so
* t, N' [4 P- ?2 cmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( `" h+ g2 C! y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 S# d0 P; |/ h: F6 }+ }* I! ^: iChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
3 F; e! ^; B/ ?( v' w. c2 x9 udreams.” So go to sleep.
- [* G- b' g; s) L“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
" i' e. n% W: f6 ?! nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 y/ Q1 ?# y  Q' {' D! Q  t“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
% i+ L1 d5 p7 N1 _+ }8 D工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 L: J0 `. `- bcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( T" e+ D5 R) r5 pA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
8 T" k$ y5 e/ H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 G/ G* Z) C3 oThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
& c; K2 J- ?3 lThe more you forget, the less you
) y' Q, {, w& `9 H4 _7 ~+ ^know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着