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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ {1 Y9 {( A# MMastercard & Visa.
; m5 {( O. B1 ]& h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ v- P7 y- j# I; \One should love animals. They are ' S% V! x3 j3 ~. ?8 F
so tasty.
/ h: V6 ~" g7 {+ ?  [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, e" w# }% Y3 T% k
Save water. Shower with your 9 b. ~0 x6 ~  j" b2 C
girlfriend.
: T+ S! X9 _4 \: O要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。5 `6 f9 Y* x; p- T" h
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" k4 b  k1 `) `/ Zcaught.+ \: S; z5 m& q5 _% _: M+ Q  P7 j
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' z1 _! f1 b' L$ O& p. XBehind every successful man, there is a
0 ~2 U" `) i5 V- y& ]6 w  ~& {man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  `" f' x# v8 i6 dtwo.
. s; Y3 s  l* i- _2 I3 r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。4 u) G- I& }/ g  c4 I
Every man should marry. After all,
" v: ^. j+ S1 W4 k; X9 y( \happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 f8 o! d7 l4 d% {2 M# B4 k7 @- K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& E$ q' o! _" g) RThe wise 6 n' T: `1 {6 Z: K2 o9 Q# f( I' S
never marry, And when they marry they become 1 i) }+ J: \" Z( f8 `" Y3 u
otherwise.
) O# x+ b" O/ ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 S; K! `# Z; I& x9 u1 w8 j: R: ySuccess is a relative term. It brings so . M. k/ X9 @+ `, [  a
many relatives.3 n/ }2 E/ \7 ]* c1 n& x/ H
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ [9 L/ L6 A/ U) y/ F
Never put off the work till
$ R! M9 J( O' S# O) ^tomorrow what you can put off today.1 \$ m7 j' j0 U
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 @4 ^6 |+ z  R$ |2 qLove is
7 V' m( c. q) y0 Gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.5 _- I9 r5 p( B. U- c9 G# g
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! b% M4 o2 p3 i: GChildren in
7 h2 v% b7 ?0 w  P7 R- Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause - C! j* Y+ Q! u5 M  B; P
children.
  y& r* _4 R9 q) p: m, H5 |  e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。4 f! x* \4 ~& l4 V4 P0 D- L
“Your future depends on your * T* T; ^$ J" D5 G, ?
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( S( ^8 f8 E3 k& F. ~“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) E: s# t( _9 a3 u) u1 c" v
There should be a 5 ]0 g) h2 @' \; o/ U  Y* b1 F/ U
better way to start a day than waking up every * B6 T! k1 J& x/ \, H
morning.
! ~4 _) z$ p8 v- c1 {6 x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( I1 S# c) ~" H3 S! _, d“Hard work never killed anybody.“ * ^5 q: o; _3 \" ?4 A. o
But why take the risk?
1 f  C/ l* G" W1 A% v* v( V" C4 r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" z: q2 P3 q1 Z9 E/ h“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* M1 L: G: n. {look at it for hours!7 X9 F$ ~1 e2 ?5 X1 ~
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ A; i7 _8 e5 u, R$ F$ M2 HGod made relatives; Thank God we
) |& z4 T. d: v5 H" H' acan choose our friends.
1 Y9 ]; `. k# g2 a& C. \0 ?" q# Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* V2 f- s& a- _  L+ @. {( ?/ PWhen two’s
% P" I2 i1 c* J6 C; S1 `' y8 Bcompany, three’s the result!
/ a+ X. y% H7 P, d两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 B. V3 o# {4 e' B) A! oA dress is like a barbed
) N* q* }) b" ?0 N& z" M0 Gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- Z5 g. p( I" v, F6 r* j/ y1 xview., f$ v9 D) b7 t. u
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, y8 c* X# E+ T6 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
' z: x3 l, f3 A5 Q& n8 pThe more you know, the more you forget./ b' C) @0 G9 K: X. V
The more you forget, the less you ' `$ V( e9 s2 f; S, p, J
know. So why bother to learn.0 j* G. V6 C8 X' M- o, s6 n9 {$ d
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, % X* [; I% R, T' }! V; o. l  V5 H
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