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Money is not everything. There’s
) f9 ^3 ~9 q, M; x# K* WMastercard & Visa.
5 U+ y; N" V& s& l钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。8 p" S- \8 s B/ i+ w
One should love animals. They are / O$ W+ g; ?$ _: y0 t: Z
so tasty.
* j/ U, u6 g6 C$ t3 e6 k* ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 }. A- n. x, |5 h+ L# r- g, ~Save water. Shower with your
! l' G2 `' T5 I6 q) o" ?: Y8 I3 Rgirlfriend.
" P0 @* S* O5 g0 \8 f+ x4 @- k要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& c9 v2 c2 U0 JLove the neighbor. But don’t get
; i9 t: O/ o4 x& `# j# ^9 s% H( g" fcaught.
. t8 o. V0 G0 d+ r3 W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" ?- _( m @0 \. W- W
Behind every successful man, there is a & {- \* o& s, N: J! e+ A
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 }2 E; ~% ]- W" n
Every man should marry. After all, , s) _* A5 {, w* Z! O8 X2 W9 |9 r0 R
happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 s+ s1 q( d# L6 D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 d* F- x1 n, s: w" H' hThe wise ; q9 C" r: j7 N- r# u! ~4 S6 Y
never marry, And when they marry they become & P l5 k8 y# F& f4 |
otherwise.
! X @8 g2 `& o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 B7 C9 L E8 XSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 Z- g' u( Z% x* Cmany relatives.& |' k4 ?6 L4 D$ M
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& C# o' H& H5 u; R/ h
Never put off the work till ) h% G8 h) u$ B0 f
tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 f2 ~( O( z% C1 ~2 C H" ]$ I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。( Z* S* }- [$ f7 u. E0 Y; d
Love is
8 A- T6 N2 m- e! b4 f2 Wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ y$ L( o& L% _# b z" G- A8 H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 {6 n p* y5 B, w7 b8 x) ^Children in 5 H$ G4 T; S, V
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 z& \2 x+ w: O4 d“Your future depends on your 4 O: @* I2 e2 ^( A6 c
dreams.” So go to sleep.% M! Z7 w% O3 ~- z" [
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。, r* S" W3 s; v$ L+ m. A
There should be a
/ `- e7 p6 o# y% {, \% wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
( i5 R. s# i& w6 @morning.
y9 u! ?2 t8 O: H, M! w应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
v9 h( J1 d! L+ N) x“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% D! K7 [/ v* S5 LBut why take the risk?
2 w! J3 `1 X/ {! q% q& F0 o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 i, e; o! U9 `# g0 ]1 e3 J- a1 x“Work fascinates me.“ I can w% e9 o3 P- [ X
look at it for hours!
, q: U) j# _) G+ X3 `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 l2 @6 R g' S# N+ W
God made relatives; Thank God we
$ i0 n# M2 W' ]0 @$ Dcan choose our friends.
. Q5 Z- M3 c) R* P% @1 C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ x/ b# ^( S @When two’s " s% T" {( \* _( G
company, three’s the result!8 \3 l- f/ }9 ^# f" F8 }
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 v4 l9 @- i: e3 Y G4 T
A dress is like a barbed
6 Z! M/ @) w3 M6 Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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0 I* {0 Q# V* ^4 s6 }4 ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。& x' C1 m! ^( i5 K: K
The more you learn, the more you know, + R2 r" a% @% w& I/ Q( Q3 c7 C
The more you know, the more you forget.
; g1 f5 }0 ^1 E7 I* C2 DThe more you forget, the less you : V* v" F8 M+ H( |1 S
know. So why bother to learn.
b, p: `6 L& _# q- R学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. X, }% |2 [3 Y4 r! ?8 m+ R+ S为什么学来着 |
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