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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
8 j+ m+ f4 n, _; P, nMastercard & Visa.6 [0 d8 n" r4 \0 q0 b  _
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。  Q+ g/ k! J: C0 O7 A3 h0 V. E
One should love animals. They are
" B! @6 }4 i6 d# D& _1 vso tasty.
) p( f3 @" W/ s& b- B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。9 W4 M/ Y# x! N% @- ^2 d
Save water. Shower with your - s; C6 X. @/ Y7 i# |
girlfriend.
, L! }2 X5 t- C+ J) V" t- K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 Y) k6 R; Q& w$ ~0 [% D
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 2 E; h5 g2 y6 Q' o- U2 [( ?* C. s
caught.
# E4 k+ {! q* w, d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, I" P7 h: [8 N4 J. f+ {' |
Behind every successful man, there is a 1 q- Q+ D& Z9 o: N6 ?$ h4 c
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% M; B; d2 x) V3 a$ M* etwo.
5 ^2 E; F1 K7 f" N" `4 O" c每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( e3 q  ~$ @" y4 K% \* r4 HEvery man should marry. After all,
% X6 U' F, M# ^; K4 B( V8 lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
, x( m( N3 v3 Y, k0 Q" |9 I* b: f5 L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。0 q4 ~& S% q  x
The wise 6 m4 Z" X: L2 s4 [
never marry, And when they marry they become
8 g; z* _; x+ a8 \3 Uotherwise.
4 ^, a4 {4 i# N. V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" Q) N. V; D* o/ u: fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
0 y5 {! \3 Q: y7 S0 p# m2 b( qmany relatives.
9 s5 S" X" T5 }7 l2 {1 i+ ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( A- B; @, p1 a$ h. Y( z9 |
Never put off the work till
* v- `3 M& k% o6 A( Wtomorrow what you can put off today.
! U; X; D3 w. x, F( T* ?9 e/ N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! P; J  M1 h  u( L) s3 xLove is
' X0 l; G2 E. W# q9 M4 ]( D) [photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! |. p, E3 F% M: V8 e/ m1 i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 g& g( P3 N7 Q  m- [% ~Children in
# q0 [  L$ |9 X$ ]7 U5 D- bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 0 @, P% r6 t& k" h- A9 ^: K$ N
children.; X( K5 h3 r% a8 e9 @$ d
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ B* w4 F' v; c5 Q" ]3 |“Your future depends on your
7 A7 L" h. n( T# I- kdreams.” So go to sleep., v) p, x' J/ |* j
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 e1 \8 b- s8 yThere should be a 8 v( v5 y% w/ O2 S& T
better way to start a day than waking up every
* P6 o+ w* Z9 Cmorning.
. P3 B8 y% i. K# C; `  u1 @应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" p4 e& N! y* }7 t- t
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! J9 [" c$ O) ZBut why take the risk?
4 o' ~# Y# R2 o6 D4 F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( O! t8 O- k; K" v( R
“Work fascinates me.“ I can . h$ ?& J4 n) w7 Z5 [/ J1 j
look at it for hours!
! u/ c/ A) E% C6 w8 K$ d工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& o, l( N3 Q! ^; ]1 U& E$ Z+ q
God made relatives; Thank God we
- r( T, H6 f8 ^% [can choose our friends.$ R# }# j0 i# R2 ~; h/ K
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 c% ]' J2 f7 c  T2 i- l
When two’s
) k* u  f  w+ O7 }, t6 ccompany, three’s the result!$ U9 r! M( Q( |9 i. b& C3 Q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 @4 u! b7 S2 W5 L8 J  hA dress is like a barbed
' w  ^5 i$ |# G' l1 y: qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ r6 U- |& y# `: O: aview./ A) O, E" m$ _* \! A) y0 V7 l
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ d+ @- j/ u3 C& y/ m
The more you learn, the more you know, 1 I+ K) @1 q3 s1 Z3 k$ S
The more you know, the more you forget.
  |$ p. C8 o' L3 tThe more you forget, the less you , f# e3 T2 J: ~; P- F6 y
know. So why bother to learn.8 G, l+ k! F0 W& j7 z: |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, $ G/ h* j% ~  d- m9 U
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