加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
" r7 X" Z7 P) o( ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, s' Q3 Y3 j2 [! H  u. ~. f! JOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  [8 g& M4 o. gSave water. Shower with your
7 U0 i$ D- f" a3 W$ q. _% i2 Ogirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  @$ D7 c: z; M8 j0 ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
* Z* u# h  b  v1 n$ v, jcaught.
' Q# n3 e" S7 `* p% s0 Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
: v) K& w/ z' ]2 s' J+ {man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
! U1 M" f4 _* Z. [0 h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
7 \7 B% B3 x2 p0 l3 _$ s) Fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: ^& s8 g' o0 N0 DThe wise
( o: h" c, R/ enever marry, And when they marry they become
  o, h! j$ \+ B- Eotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! Q1 {! J1 i7 P) h$ d. Z; t0 gmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
) [0 Q* r9 |" Btomorrow what you can put off today.
7 t7 C# A2 l: a' J% j% y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% A( U) ?! J5 d1 ?: TLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
: Z* }4 E1 N" C" f. C% ~) j) R/ Hchildren.
' p$ |. ~# B0 h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. W) M! b$ J7 `* r' u: C; ?! I$ {" uThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
7 G- u1 l1 h. L, r应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
" w$ f& S9 |; r, \4 l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& d, f1 r& T2 Y) }* l& F; @1 d“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 `+ A& ]1 a4 U5 b: W7 Elook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' U/ F( O4 `$ L% C4 ?( M1 n: Fcan choose our friends.
( d. T" L6 E5 S7 R0 @4 D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ U+ y: I3 M( D7 qWhen two’s
% L& ?0 a: H9 i# E; wcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! X" j& o, H5 N0 N7 _4 m. v0 w- cview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! ~& o+ s% C1 L! g5 L1 vThe more you know, the more you forget.
; P& o$ p7 j7 r9 g" k. LThe more you forget, the less you
, x+ x% |- W9 x2 Yknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着