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Money is not everything. There’s
9 B% g$ ^3 Y1 k6 M# T! ^; b& r: DMastercard & Visa.- T" g6 M' |3 q9 @! ~
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# M3 J7 {/ a! {2 n
One should love animals. They are / l0 F6 x! \1 |$ M) T5 m0 W% ^' J5 g
so tasty.
2 A: z+ v) [6 Q, K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* C6 S+ w* T" I! b4 j
Save water. Shower with your
# w# g5 }) z! ~( H5 E" I9 {girlfriend.
2 }) m' [" g* i* ?4 E% [+ m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。% \ ~3 l+ Q0 ]" K: W# h
Love the neighbor. But don’t get " P* Q& P2 `$ \ w7 L
caught.! r9 e: C0 v) b0 \9 \+ y/ ^/ p
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- M2 W0 m; ^# i+ h, b; W' w
Behind every successful man, there is a
# o: H0 N$ i$ E5 b ^, d, zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。" \" t/ q |$ w
Every man should marry. After all, 4 X- r# X4 s, j' }( h6 s" M( ^
happiness is not the only thing in life.
. N; o0 f6 | h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ d0 i9 ]& g$ J4 |
The wise
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otherwise.# `4 Y2 T+ D7 J
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; u9 z2 x" x8 N. C3 J
Success is a relative term. It brings so
; k5 k& e/ b, g; omany relatives.
: P! S& y& _: C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。0 W8 Y& ]1 v X3 b! @9 }
Never put off the work till
# T9 J, Z/ K K, itomorrow what you can put off today. Q: l; Y: A$ T) C9 G
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。" G5 G6 v8 [) n, T
Love is
9 q3 y! ?( M- d0 |4 s% C1 H; Fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' {4 u* V2 p1 D: ]0 G" |爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% j# D5 C) X# e8 i
Children in
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children.
$ @. y; R' O- O3 k) s后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, p2 l \3 Z4 k) b' V. m& |“Your future depends on your $ f- a k- s1 ~! S
dreams.” So go to sleep.
% h; M* d# g* r) t7 z: ^“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。$ d# t* I2 x9 P# _& A; X" b
There should be a
7 d2 D. @9 d& U0 Hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
# F' W4 g4 A+ C1 Hmorning.
: p# v1 [! T" M7 D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。( |) s9 b! S# v( V- u2 H- }% d' L) _
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , L& X; e0 G0 v1 j2 H$ c
But why take the risk?
8 q; P- A( o9 a2 D努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 E5 |, o& i) b/ }0 g$ Q3 e
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, q- G, g. E" E" olook at it for hours!
# j% _2 r. M7 o5 t( `. r工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 ?7 Z% ^/ ~5 I/ B4 KGod made relatives; Thank God we
4 F( o5 {4 a- R) rcan choose our friends.5 @3 u: `# u( K% ]+ m$ E; T4 I2 e
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- w& o5 [, U( r0 I- M
When two’s
2 U( Q- C$ n+ _4 o( ~company, three’s the result!
! F& r' `- `& s+ Y* r/ l. G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 z, U( H. A1 ^: yA dress is like a barbed
3 S' d; \9 e' s2 j( Q" wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 [, R3 y% T' u3 t9 x2 F }0 Pview.
; o* a1 i, V& R) q/ _) ^7 ?, s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# w& |0 { E( a' ^ ]; w4 q$ U8 kThe more you learn, the more you know, % a+ Z0 K$ P$ e& g7 j7 e+ u
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 B3 Y0 b4 `* Y: `4 T$ q0 ]# u& cThe more you forget, the less you 8 y/ A/ |7 f$ J7 a& F" b$ ]
know. So why bother to learn.
/ k+ d! i) Y( G1 m学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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