加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! _" b/ M. g' OOne should love animals. They are
, [$ Y! w# L4 gso tasty.
! t& c- R) H' p+ g' F* f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ D* Y3 x# s3 M! ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
6 c8 }( p& Z3 d2 J8 Q+ G, [; Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 C& V6 G$ I0 o8 F) m; Ftwo.
9 Z$ T0 |; \! t; t: N* P每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) U# J+ V# U  V' ~  T0 `The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
! |) o* o. T5 |; F; ?9 \* S) d/ totherwise.
& H9 D" O( Y/ \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) y5 n2 t/ V, A0 LSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
* A9 w8 @/ W, V' c" N( }! I成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& w5 M2 d+ `% M! I: sNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 l5 T' s( y% I; I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
" [' f+ D. w/ U( ?& z+ D) yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
# G, Z0 h. a: Z) m& O) rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ {# G  y* D7 r2 O0 Udreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, }1 `: O, J  }* y: Qmorning.
. ]! c9 ?, m$ G9 ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! G# C# e, b* c“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 V/ ?8 \8 j" I& lBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  e- M' G4 I4 U* X6 J6 ^8 d- s“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 P3 B) l/ o+ s* slook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 z/ G6 F( B0 n: o+ Ecan choose our friends.
9 `# q- O, Y9 Q2 p" w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# R$ _% q8 `/ b0 N+ u& g* O  Ecompany, three’s the result!
% ?$ N: w% N- A% h/ F+ {两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
' E) k5 q" b4 L: Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 U5 O6 {+ z* c" f7 kview.
0 _* `4 A8 H5 x9 ^3 P+ y/ O6 d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
  W- H, L, j0 p, [8 Y% Z0 M5 |: ~' Lknow. So why bother to learn.
$ f! u4 Q. t& M2 u9 U# q" a4 y( M学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! J1 o9 `: p* _为什么学来着