加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
0 K* ~' ~& s( \4 f2 HMastercard & Visa.
! F8 ]" g: @5 `% U4 B3 I' p8 `. D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
; Y' X5 ?4 S, a6 w' s+ b每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 g4 Y+ m0 B3 b# c. bSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
1 z! `& [$ w+ J$ Z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 s" ?. \- l1 m- }' L, KLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
; t8 M; c1 w2 d4 [- M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' m( e5 a8 r- Z; ^5 p9 i: N  A) n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) N, z# [1 |  e- D+ v- pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
* w6 O( Y5 J8 ~, Zotherwise.
9 m* [' l0 B# j$ G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% h$ }% b. L$ k+ tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
5 C, L! ?* [0 W0 h; H! i' jtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ w9 g$ O% B0 q0 g! F, P0 iLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 c: K3 m6 h  \2 _5 I8 K' f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
  J& K& @0 C6 v9 i$ Z3 Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
: s; Q0 [) Q9 U; q$ K1 rchildren.
2 l2 \+ i! u* l$ S/ i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( B& E$ r! ^! X" J2 m' ?# W“Your future depends on your
5 x2 P& c; {$ h5 A2 ndreams.” So go to sleep.
$ D) r$ m9 b  C# _+ C4 |* T" a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! [* i4 q/ e1 tThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
  j& u- d! b7 N9 @+ u, b$ w; U" ^! tmorning.
4 S6 @. M, o8 C+ o应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
; x; W: ], [$ W0 s- D5 K& hlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
  ^& z% i# x% q; @" |3 X+ d- hcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; f& D% f6 m: I! `% EA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
* q/ b0 z" X+ A& i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& ~' E7 k& e- dThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
' Y+ b6 `0 k6 u- M8 U0 aThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
: T: v* w1 |! j1 v1 |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着