加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 L; d3 i8 _& y6 [2 Q, e% HMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
2 N. L' t7 \% `% x, w% h5 q' aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
: L* p: Z) d* {+ y8 ~, W+ Hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" y9 o3 q; V" i4 u# iLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
- d. Q" U  I7 O( M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
0 @! w- l" a, f: c$ c! }man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* p. s! j9 l& B) G1 Q) h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 K7 b! w& B  T6 YEvery man should marry. After all,
+ t& g( I! J7 ~/ g0 Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
; U( c7 V6 ]; T9 H. C7 I0 f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 C& m8 k/ E2 S; L( X$ k( lThe wise
2 x2 L& T6 j) G' r' Z/ o$ Anever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 l  x. e% C+ I# _聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 g. i5 }, C! k$ B# h7 Z6 GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 B" J: x6 i+ l3 Btomorrow what you can put off today.
. J% y- A# t5 d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
; w' s2 P4 N2 C+ Yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 _) F  Q, W; v+ z# S7 uChildren in
- {, _5 D4 |5 ~5 v. Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ v  g5 Q8 D3 V# I5 g, lchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# j$ e$ M: n/ Q! U+ J' t$ Odreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 m% a/ a% c2 L4 j  Q6 W9 _There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ u6 O5 ~9 T! Q& w; L! `$ Tmorning.
0 J' E. [  \+ w& P  Q, y" I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 }) r2 u8 Q8 s) t“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
( A! t- C( E: n! S努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 u, E3 B5 ]. m4 K1 `1 w4 ilook at it for hours!
, R0 T- c+ }  Z. r! E% `. D2 ?工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* g" K# ?: k4 I# z* G9 t* TGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
' ~/ s( z# o! S4 R& T4 E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  [( A7 s: H  UWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! P5 |0 J5 ?+ h0 J8 [A dress is like a barbed
: v  ]$ o; g, Rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
* A2 k; d, p7 s. H7 V& c服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ J3 ]: ], y+ G$ t. WThe more you learn, the more you know,
  _+ a& y2 n- E" h  }+ rThe more you know, the more you forget.
* j+ b1 G3 X2 ?  B) x- u3 QThe more you forget, the less you
: K8 W  H; h1 Z) N9 w5 Sknow. So why bother to learn.
9 I4 M% S/ L. y  h* z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着