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Money is not everything. There’s
* A( d0 u, s, U xMastercard & Visa.4 x. r1 t1 n: t2 B' c' ]
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ E. L. u2 P0 N H8 k. |# xOne should love animals. They are
! T" T: L0 {* S4 h! S/ W0 Nso tasty.# P, k9 @2 e9 X' o1 |
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 b2 G' [; i) ]- R5 i7 j, i: sSave water. Shower with your
( _: ]) H+ \( ^$ H& Z/ s) Xgirlfriend.
+ z# E2 l; R" j- q! {: U! m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 J/ e% C6 w* m4 d- _Love the neighbor. But don’t get
/ E7 U% Y! j' N1 jcaught.
9 A5 ~6 A* T5 n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 k0 w$ |3 v+ h& T) R. iBehind every successful man, there is a
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two." }( F6 P+ p' h9 J" d
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 u6 `0 ^( E7 L$ {1 x) w/ AEvery man should marry. After all,
8 `; h; s5 C1 z8 O& n3 Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.1 B+ |0 ]8 q4 h" W5 Z( h" ?
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 d- h7 |9 o2 d6 \' V4 ?2 SThe wise
% P: n% W; n4 D4 lnever marry, And when they marry they become
/ J& G8 Q% J. }0 P( }+ d& hotherwise.# R1 H8 s: z0 _. c/ L
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 A8 U# s8 z$ A7 K9 U
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 ^" R+ b4 I, X Kmany relatives.
_( Y- u9 o2 _, ?. e( g% p4 f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 }7 b2 W( y! }& r) oNever put off the work till
. R @8 @' X* o' ]2 { A/ \, ]tomorrow what you can put off today.$ \$ S' v: M$ [5 P( `. k
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。2 G3 P3 }+ A* O8 k$ S' e, |) L# l* @
Love is 1 C; r; h6 k% g- `- l A
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 _! M( v: u1 C$ q+ X, w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 z% p5 L8 q# ?+ s9 U
Children in
/ _6 j+ n' d% i" g- wbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 7 o' _- y' |# d; g3 ?5 U9 p5 ~+ a
children.
8 V1 y9 v n. @8 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。# R, a6 Z2 p, O4 P' a" l$ U
“Your future depends on your
& Q t- w. U- O. Q/ M- xdreams.” So go to sleep.
2 n# S( e- Y H. Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
% S, L. Y; p- f% \6 P( mThere should be a
* k! k! `7 c3 `1 n+ U2 Xbetter way to start a day than waking up every
' X! H0 I. n) r" smorning." I4 l& }, M$ B3 w( {
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 p7 y6 _9 k v! U- x; d' `“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 E, S: f3 C& x& wBut why take the risk?( O5 n. f- E0 a* _
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" N% |* S3 \# F. Y1 ~“Work fascinates me.“ I can / ?8 a, `$ h, J4 V8 P
look at it for hours!/ h& Y% v3 s3 y( Y0 ?: B
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" I: p# ]7 ^1 a3 p3 vGod made relatives; Thank God we
' z& o# Q) @0 N3 ?- r) M. B: X; z( gcan choose our friends.
+ p4 q$ x3 s) g- |4 z* i6 F: N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 j( N2 v3 W* g. F5 a
When two’s . Q' P9 A7 o% Z2 d# s) |2 Q+ f
company, three’s the result!8 T9 [8 Z, j/ D4 ?% M) w) G
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 k8 u$ k6 _1 D! Q9 L5 |A dress is like a barbed , ?1 M+ b4 Y- C3 J
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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) |- J1 D/ |: s2 p1 z* J. { O服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ y5 A0 a/ l3 L1 EThe more you learn, the more you know, 3 f. G6 z/ n1 q5 g
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ _: A! {7 b$ @; eThe more you forget, the less you
' l! P" L! X* K4 Bknow. So why bother to learn.
* G1 N. O, ` n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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