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Money is not everything. There’s 5 ]! ^8 o' z8 g. U, [$ T
Mastercard & Visa.
9 M) H _4 \& m+ S. W( A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
B" j" b: ?, `! b/ n4 u- y8 EOne should love animals. They are & h$ p0 _1 c% d3 A* ^5 E H
so tasty.
0 r5 @- [/ W, [" d$ l; p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 I) O- B# H& S7 A: dSave water. Shower with your , w+ K6 T, A% N! R" `! q7 |% x
girlfriend.
3 m* ]( _8 y/ q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, Z% A, k; _1 ? ~* [: \3 TLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 {4 I6 H" |0 ]0 {& W# NBehind every successful man, there is a
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two.
# m- f! r9 U1 ~6 w; S/ A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。" _. H, M( v' _( X
Every man should marry. After all,
8 I" ]% H# u, \4 O# G5 qhappiness is not the only thing in life.( y. W) q1 G) p
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 H }2 L% K* d4 O1 BThe wise
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- z" N2 n% u0 Z/ I% I3 O n$ X5 h) rotherwise.& P+ _2 h6 W6 G
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ J) Z+ J" W, g _
Success is a relative term. It brings so 1 y9 |; q8 I- p( m2 |
many relatives.# ]% x- S) Z5 m$ `8 I' ]; Y" j
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 ^+ {% b/ O$ ^* X; G
Never put off the work till
* b" ^9 x( }& K* ?9 |( z" Btomorrow what you can put off today.
. B' s: b5 Y. [/ j U0 K% H$ l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; `2 G# l9 j. n7 VLove is
7 @4 v6 Q* [* @. F% Dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 V( x G3 t" Z0 \$ h- p5 _
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' a; Y5 y$ J7 r1 i, aChildren in
' d/ h2 J( D. v8 jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ x& Y* W& a X' t) R; y) Tchildren.
; d* C! R' Q0 s后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: y3 k+ }% D, w- p$ n
“Your future depends on your
. W0 j/ n/ C3 f: @1 M! ^& Xdreams.” So go to sleep.) M1 w, V! P5 z5 T3 I8 D
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
r) P8 r, X6 Y- m; |/ |There should be a 5 ]" [. S" ] V! t( K p5 K" O
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ e; J, z) H* K' g' U+ y. y“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ) i! @# ` w% `! d7 X; c
But why take the risk?
& e2 ~+ p2 v& V% m8 k1 b努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 g( R0 |6 q. M' N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 h5 A# O; W; @5 \: T- A+ elook at it for hours!" Z' Z0 C7 M# I; I# l) k* J
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 [6 X) X& B* }! B$ Q. i4 D- mGod made relatives; Thank God we - h3 o0 l$ u. r) P* s) V2 I
can choose our friends.
6 C1 ~) b* q4 N2 p7 ^5 t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& Z! B0 V8 L6 U- k0 ?2 i5 C
When two’s 9 t2 Y" g2 \! P9 @1 `, [
company, three’s the result!# l+ O8 h6 M1 X+ v7 s+ @
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
k, X. z* q' b6 q2 M0 uA dress is like a barbed
9 Y7 c* L& f0 ~: y @7 d, R" jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) m- H+ \1 h& s3 ]
The more you learn, the more you know, 2 X" A4 _1 ^$ R! n
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 t5 V; [# u' D: RThe more you forget, the less you
: c+ L1 Y- R B- e5 j8 U+ v' Xknow. So why bother to learn.
- W; n5 F- n( L3 t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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