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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s % k  H; g/ w- c, |( i
Mastercard & Visa." k9 ]! z3 m( n4 d" V
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。: P' w$ C; E+ a: X9 U; G& v
One should love animals. They are
. O. X' V0 C! O8 v" \4 S' ?; Iso tasty." v  l! @# x! u) L+ ]' p- e3 G3 u
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。8 X% T5 s1 X/ u3 Z5 i8 m  O
Save water. Shower with your
1 o3 F! x" y* o# A$ M& }girlfriend.- y: t: H/ A' O6 O
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- y) [% W9 X% L( {6 S# X5 ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get
+ E$ j/ l! X4 Z: T* m3 r) Wcaught.
' {, Z0 e/ \" l- P- f$ b1 O) q  H, m要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 x" q3 k9 z) G* w2 u; z
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 m, r0 f; b% Z& L  Z8 J( U  vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: S% O" x* @+ B, f2 G, U, A' Ntwo.
2 |% Y! ]4 N$ v. D每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。4 G0 T- I7 j  s* ]$ P
Every man should marry. After all,
; A6 q( W4 Y1 p( Ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
- h! R* R+ l1 _' z( g! ^! s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 N0 o: E( K9 H. H6 d$ k* }1 [The wise
! h: m4 j1 s, ~# K3 b  Q4 c+ unever marry, And when they marry they become ( _8 ]; p4 ?+ a- A; C' i& P
otherwise.
" j& {# n8 {  F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。. r* l) q( G' Y6 t4 Z  I6 z
Success is a relative term. It brings so ) [9 }6 M8 G% p) j. \" G
many relatives.. j2 b3 b- ?- s
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 \. p( c3 C+ S: q/ l4 \8 r1 ?6 [Never put off the work till
8 A. [9 ]9 ~  v. Ttomorrow what you can put off today.% e# Q/ {7 |2 D7 E0 R
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" Y6 `0 Y* ~# Z6 O/ d5 \1 N6 |+ ^Love is 2 `$ E, D! i7 a! P
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.0 _/ q: e6 |" L5 T
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。$ @  N# H5 p+ r* ~* v
Children in
) m6 K3 _, D! `* rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 c  `) V7 ]& Q0 g
children.
. `" ^, ?, A  H0 C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ _: U4 W3 v. y! C) u& L' Y1 Q7 Q+ v2 n
“Your future depends on your   n% i# T, b, V, o# Q/ i9 d
dreams.” So go to sleep.
+ L( f4 C) H7 C% p0 ?/ U, x“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 j6 I' k6 w5 k; S9 g+ BThere should be a ) {& i- U$ i9 f
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 R2 W* ^) o$ ]8 B. q- K, z* Amorning.- l) B" O5 [  q, A
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! J/ `$ A# Z) a4 W& z“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 8 r7 T( Z2 u1 N( K# q
But why take the risk?+ [! L+ e$ y, w9 c; {
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: i) u( S! R$ K* M
“Work fascinates me.“ I can " T5 z  F5 ~4 {; Q2 O  a% m9 y# w
look at it for hours!2 y4 E. P/ X0 u  |& a# u/ [/ t
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ H/ K# {9 _7 J; v( Y8 uGod made relatives; Thank God we ' g+ a) z+ U: s8 g
can choose our friends.
0 C& ~/ H4 k( J6 L7 b4 `0 A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: j9 G6 x3 t' Z5 Q, y" CWhen two’s , n! T, N9 [4 |0 T% I
company, three’s the result!. o# `% w  Y: s1 t+ x
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 ]/ `5 X- i" S+ s. I; e( E& \. pA dress is like a barbed 9 k3 d+ N6 |( J0 c
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! `* j# I1 m  s' I$ \% K- Gview.
: w$ j+ k. c. [) W服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, U/ C. ?% k% ]. E+ I
The more you learn, the more you know, : F; z, k+ V  R4 v1 B) q
The more you know, the more you forget.
: o, R" b! F1 q  \8 t6 WThe more you forget, the less you
2 _/ G4 `' p4 F8 nknow. So why bother to learn.9 ]2 V( e" L7 G; Y6 X, h
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, " \; z0 D- Q* _9 B; u/ @1 r/ t
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