加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
6 e/ b0 X! T7 R0 Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' `6 E3 A; i+ a. b3 {* }2 nOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
, x3 N6 J! Q8 W* b每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
, v$ n# x+ G1 c5 F0 M8 p要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 C' }( A% x( k9 L, d$ B1 A3 vLove the neighbor. But don’t get
( B6 ^. r$ k7 C- F7 M7 |8 Fcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 z8 L7 [3 {4 w5 \7 ~Behind every successful man, there is a
/ ?; G7 h' g* X2 kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
7 M1 V5 J+ S4 N: ?& `6 v每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
6 d( p- Y/ ~# ^+ L9 chappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
# K6 ?- I: B# V  ?9 E) xnever marry, And when they marry they become
* S' q4 C3 r( Y- A( n/ E+ Botherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  o3 r) a+ S) ?( c3 N5 MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
& x; ^: B4 f6 S8 y3 }! xmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* ~9 g! I7 c# ^6 K0 t' O3 r5 ]( ]Never put off the work till
% f+ I9 U" g  L' F: Otomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, j- Q. x1 q8 n1 D' _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 F7 T, O' `  |, h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# @  Z  l5 `( z: }2 U/ k+ achildren.
  A& u( z$ d; b! W7 u6 Q- o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" i( s; \( s$ s" S  A3 B“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 P" U, ^# L, r% V' q/ M( gThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. f; x7 G+ A  n“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
/ v0 J2 q! a1 i# {! ]! ?- @4 s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% X* Y) \$ D" b. [4 Q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
+ z* V% {0 I/ D8 a! D( e# l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
0 E0 W  p+ i, v7 x4 L* hcan choose our friends.
* O" R% f- @4 A0 b; L7 E" s. f! y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
1 f, E8 A- c1 s+ f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! Z5 J9 T8 k# {1 o8 bThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 r) R/ G. j  mThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% Z% [2 Y) l6 t# fknow. So why bother to learn.
/ C6 v; X! ^2 j" J; \/ t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 \: U% N. t- s$ I8 \- j' n; J为什么学来着