加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
$ j9 R* }( z; @5 b4 C& ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
5 e( m- w$ L1 }+ Scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 ^" `9 [, Z, u! G5 @, ]two.
+ V% K$ k  {* e每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* k$ q, |! ]9 {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 m3 P; I% H" i( h$ I, w5 ^otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 y& T7 |/ B. Wmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 E( w5 U/ ~$ m. j: oNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2 L0 b7 O  c; |" s/ {" @1 U5 FChildren in
' B& G" }6 v* X) Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( v, K) s- m' y; y$ C# Pchildren.
6 z) ?0 z( T9 B, ]4 w! t9 u* d  r后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- Y# _8 o+ r! b3 D/ v+ a3 Y/ O“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
- j$ L8 x4 {& [7 `7 z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. m8 s7 c, O5 i) O6 VThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
3 R0 ]3 m; H0 i5 y4 S1 Amorning.
4 L3 N, w& {# ]: d) i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) V2 T2 [' u6 q' ~1 p" y( |But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 V! t, r0 c: j“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  W$ c) h/ \" c* J$ qlook at it for hours!
( ]: X0 ?& K% `9 Q; B工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
& q. f3 B4 r5 c" W5 a9 U  T( ycompany, three’s the result!
: z$ I( k/ c! u- X) L6 m/ b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; q  ?3 L) w* vA dress is like a barbed
  V$ x( {# q! g7 Z  Rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
8 _# z6 |- q5 z# H1 H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' @. i" G8 w  oThe more you know, the more you forget.
% M' N/ l# M! D' C+ n" I- n1 K& _2 EThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
* G( m+ `: |/ [1 R学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着