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Money is not everything. There’s
: W: P2 T4 T$ }3 JMastercard & Visa." f. }4 _# B: ^* j$ z- E2 @
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; G) Y0 P* D" O* r+ f0 ?* l7 q0 YOne should love animals. They are 5 K/ ~( k1 a" c9 V3 u
so tasty.8 H5 N T+ v! o" ~
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( V( U T& ?: ZSave water. Shower with your
/ k3 `" \ y0 L& Pgirlfriend.
" b) o) g/ p# z" c( t要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 }8 I0 c2 b# m* @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
: [ C! a7 L! V* |3 ]caught.
. P. Q) }# d' ]* ^7 Z: v; Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& H) e' K, x2 QBehind every successful man, there is a / k6 \) ?/ j/ G' e" D7 {5 ~) C
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' W2 O" j" d8 K& x! {two.
- M$ s9 ^& f4 B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 ?, i' l$ U) E' t% E! I1 [
Every man should marry. After all,
0 M' c% u. v! g8 ~ Ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
) S0 Z' W) l& o+ @* t8 G: J) w8 N; Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) H& |& C G1 ?, q! dThe wise
/ Z) `1 f6 c$ j. s5 t9 e, dnever marry, And when they marry they become
3 O8 D$ H8 M7 ]" a, ]otherwise.1 k$ |# R% W8 g7 g2 p9 A
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: i! G1 l, u( E8 w; L: g. FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ Y4 {* B1 Y) z* c
Never put off the work till
+ `7 _# @, Z) t5 Q! i* Stomorrow what you can put off today.
9 z: J6 `2 i0 A h9 ~不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- y+ C) A$ G4 U3 MLove is
& S# A; w3 e% w6 c2 L+ [photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 f' `4 w0 |) c
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* m& c; |7 t J! lChildren in
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children.8 O g% g0 x5 U3 Q- l# ]$ L
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- X4 O# T' Z4 l“Your future depends on your
3 K+ V2 o) @7 Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
2 ~; P5 c4 U/ t7 {' c/ g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
; A* |- ]8 q) N1 v$ F" z$ x( ^There should be a
- s1 t7 @# d, {better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ N/ D8 D2 n/ _7 ^0 l" U/ r( g4 e“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 S' l7 [6 \. A9 A" o5 @But why take the risk?
" N- L! U4 }& r! p: r( M% I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& E) z! ]# i4 d& m4 y1 s, A1 u' |“Work fascinates me.“ I can - w: V" n9 i) O& S
look at it for hours!2 x. g4 J4 H$ i9 ?( N
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* s; ^0 Q x! s. r2 v3 c( v
God made relatives; Thank God we $ E) G1 x" t+ B! W m3 ?* x3 ~7 }. o4 j) k' A
can choose our friends." H* n+ p( S P+ d( u
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 S7 H6 x+ F* o/ c
When two’s
# X" B# a2 @4 B4 F6 ecompany, three’s the result!) u0 |( p. H, S" l2 b4 L9 D4 l- l
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!$ y9 d! [$ M% z' S4 \
A dress is like a barbed
! E7 B7 Y0 m8 y8 l1 r" I) pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the " y2 y5 p# f2 g. y8 M! @& c2 D
view.8 ?3 i: Z! w& F; i- V* B6 V$ a* @4 l
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- E: Q v& @6 y4 I3 m5 PThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 Z/ U% q0 l i! |' v$ L2 IThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 `1 ~- r% y. HThe more you forget, the less you 6 ]) \9 C0 G( Z; b$ b) t* w) v3 q
know. So why bother to learn.! J$ N! C! v5 v) j8 |) _8 k
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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