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Money is not everything. There’s 1 X7 T2 P e( ^" D
Mastercard & Visa.
- S- p7 x: N) s% I) W( N# V钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: w$ `; Z G9 O/ `" B5 Z2 i9 _One should love animals. They are $ }6 A$ P3 M- T- G! L+ e
so tasty.& S) ]* u# `; |* E C! r
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 I: k, b* b3 d F' I
Save water. Shower with your
3 {# U" \9 R! Q) Cgirlfriend.: _: z4 {3 y7 ~9 c3 D5 `" @
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ ], q/ Z4 Q" X, n/ ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get 3 K2 n8 y, w" C/ C! w# z
caught. N0 @& k, I, d" c; V- O
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。/ j! h' O7 a2 u8 r f
Behind every successful man, there is a & Y* G& `. a5 j* C( Z7 P
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 h1 N* D7 O7 f _0 I# ztwo.
! V2 j- m" a& [+ E8 P9 j0 t Y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 I2 |5 H1 ~ B/ c. A6 {
Every man should marry. After all, 8 H3 U3 M6 A* y
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ z. q8 w; V B1 o' b: B# `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 l0 O7 r( ?+ U% o0 ?The wise
* J/ [) i; S% _never marry, And when they marry they become
% j6 ?9 ?& B4 z7 `$ Votherwise.( `( R6 F0 r$ x; f6 O& g
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。$ c$ R( Z' L* r7 r6 y+ k4 e( h" U
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ u) F: y4 D( ?/ Xmany relatives.8 Q6 @# E& O1 b9 ?
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; K) I2 A* P d$ o+ c8 P! ~Never put off the work till
$ E! p$ b2 M8 @3 ?; _" n. itomorrow what you can put off today.
3 z6 |. Q+ P; j3 | N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 z- N/ o3 U( g, K. B7 G jLove is
0 H c2 j7 ?$ j! F. Jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) `+ Z, u9 D1 \: z3 n$ ]* \爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。* j( J" G% A% m+ W7 p
Children in " J4 W7 z H. P0 V
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause : h3 Z) B9 a; P0 B' i" g8 ~4 {1 w
children.$ h% P& K# D8 K3 V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 J/ P4 H& ?! w' }/ l- n“Your future depends on your 4 c* P7 {. W) g, R; O/ P) f r8 v
dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ ?( z6 {& t0 U4 m8 g% `4 h; Z* @“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 A! O5 S8 [3 g8 R' a
There should be a
5 f7 c) G0 n1 d8 u* k& j3 m2 ?better way to start a day than waking up every
- T+ l0 c( U: I$ u" W d/ imorning.
. g/ G1 l" q. Z3 v7 O# q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& i6 v! @$ w. z6 W" \4 q“Hard work never killed anybody.“ . V) K- }, t# F
But why take the risk?4 c# h. u/ O# e$ z% O) L: x
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 v" T. G# @" S) y/ \“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( c6 K0 }. R" ~look at it for hours!
' V( d3 o+ Z' k0 A$ ` K e% }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 x2 }. X5 Y0 JGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ T1 F* p5 Q6 vcan choose our friends.
# y. m1 \" k' P; o* s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( @7 F& h& `) _
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, J9 R; N. I0 h3 z" R$ T' f) yA dress is like a barbed 8 |7 d; M9 ^" Y* C7 H
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 U' P' W: \" q# K. O( Eview.
6 X5 }1 V& F3 o5 ^+ M* a+ ?. L' W服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! I; q& b) \5 W+ N. `The more you learn, the more you know,
. {* o( }% c- g8 T IThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 l: k$ q* Z" B3 s7 M1 c$ G( p1 cThe more you forget, the less you $ ^) {3 ]' O( f7 }* c
know. So why bother to learn.
% k6 w" u' c. \0 V! [学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 y K- t; m6 x; b8 ^0 e为什么学来着 |
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