加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
! D  [5 _3 w/ S) u9 L/ G) AMastercard & Visa.
: q+ @# ?+ N5 x& m$ N+ _钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' Q4 R# Q8 B% ~8 jOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
- G/ }  J. H, Q+ Q" ?! G每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* y9 x: j9 P$ X" sSave water. Shower with your
* j% k1 W0 U4 x6 U. e$ X. wgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. F1 l' s4 x3 XLove the neighbor. But don’t get
2 G2 O* P* p9 x# w; B! Y( vcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 ~7 w2 |/ K+ F: @. y7 d% G: ~6 `2 wBehind every successful man, there is a
9 U! [* n, A- E' N0 A7 Oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ I+ h2 S4 \9 Y* r' d% h4 {two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# M( v9 {; X# i# R7 _8 p6 NEvery man should marry. After all,
3 o3 q! [3 A# {: h: L( N: q$ V* n3 `9 hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( Z6 U, F5 l7 {  H8 ?( qThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* a  w( m/ D6 q, Zmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
3 F5 B! W6 \1 I  J. R1 N  O' Ltomorrow what you can put off today.
! v/ K1 \7 r1 b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
1 l* e, F* @6 p1 S7 L/ |" pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: x+ [' U4 s, }2 ~+ v9 m6 d/ MChildren in
( p( |% `" C8 cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
* e: e# f) B) M+ H1 v2 _后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ t( g3 l6 F- m; G5 a/ r! n“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ r% k; f# U& ]! ~“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 u) m, K9 J, n) D% A. M$ g$ P1 c4 d" a3 O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- }5 K4 V4 r1 _: x# plook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ O0 Q9 n4 k8 v. yGod made relatives; Thank God we
  a. I5 d' d! a  p' Ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& {' {/ P) W9 S5 g2 q( S0 E) JWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' T) I0 m+ o7 y7 \) t* A' w& r8 RA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 i: Z: G) o7 e( fview.
6 a  Z0 \4 f, o6 e+ ~4 v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 W4 X) H# \, b8 k7 U6 \( ~The more you know, the more you forget.
6 t5 k5 d( h& [0 m# v' V2 A0 q, |% TThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 z8 [) X1 N( N, N2 Q# F为什么学来着