加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* E* M# I0 s' ^' RMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
6 @; p6 P1 ?4 U: F0 B1 Pso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
( k# C, ^. ^2 d. X要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* k/ c  g1 ?2 h' I  o% W/ d! ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
) A) S. E; u2 ]$ ~7 g& ecaught.
4 @* g4 |/ z2 k: F3 i, n# k要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
: l% n$ j' A0 O7 c' v, ^  p. Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
5 W% U6 @7 S. X+ @% S" U每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
# |# o1 [1 S8 z: tnever marry, And when they marry they become
* E5 K0 x8 s6 k0 W! a0 u8 Aotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 Z! s+ C$ [) r, i' WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) g1 ^+ X/ R( Lmany relatives.
: O; C+ l" p0 `* A; n; B! r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 u; ]  X1 _0 y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 C: [* |% q4 |0 R3 G+ OLove is
# {* y0 B" Q, p9 y! M0 `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ p6 i& _4 @- [1 L1 `Children in
& |: S+ i% s$ o- |) P! `- h8 @backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  }: r. w  X) c7 L. vchildren.
& y) P' O* ^4 |, y' R1 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. ^2 j* H( M& G“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
( r1 |: l$ A$ }0 ?1 s# [better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( A1 Y  ?% [6 g; b/ _) QBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
' S6 C) S  C8 j9 O1 [8 ~+ r: n/ n工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 }7 s5 k) I& c6 \8 Y, ?God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
# O9 C; b  n  I4 e' s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- `1 t, t% y1 l! Y  _6 O- A8 G9 A7 kWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
; J& T7 L0 l: x" ^' }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; j1 U- s3 c' ^; Zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
5 N& K' T7 [5 D$ g0 {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  n& z8 g& A: g) w) `% |- @/ [为什么学来着