加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
+ ]) {* S5 S, }$ I" O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ W4 e2 ~9 h, V' q- }One should love animals. They are
% B0 n; c+ {% E: J# N$ V/ Pso tasty.
6 x/ R9 d3 q; \5 v% }! m  }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 ^+ O8 ]0 b; k1 ~9 ?( bSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
, [1 e9 ~, d' U; c+ v" ]  l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ F% L3 J0 m& X: z* b, fBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
2 ^% m/ j. E2 H# i' }- R每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 P& z5 |" E- n3 J- u1 chappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ r7 @) j3 L1 w" n$ L5 k( yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" k& _% n3 J1 _  O8 aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
/ y) R/ x' `* g3 gmany relatives.
& I4 p: [1 V  d$ {4 l1 O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" j* n$ }) S1 B# a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
. Z+ f7 s8 b2 }; |/ r5 z& tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! d. Q# Y9 T: g) y3 j! a) pChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 y# c3 P: ]) J4 h/ r: v6 K; _' t  E“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. W8 X) S' z; R" \7 jThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
4 L# y# I1 ^8 K* n9 H  Kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- Y6 A, x; m: V! p, I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" u+ p3 o, N+ j2 D“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ x7 }) f% U" MGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ p/ z! f1 m6 jcan choose our friends.
5 n+ w2 q$ V) W, c$ Q* ]/ y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
# ~# u9 C1 F+ R, g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ M! i& w' j2 X' ^1 iA dress is like a barbed
+ s: i2 c0 P8 }$ B2 W) Tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
( i9 {2 X/ |7 f# X( }7 UThe more you forget, the less you
; r6 P+ r  n) C0 Mknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 [3 m% \" D7 G为什么学来着