加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
" k8 i" M; p% T1 Y/ Gso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
; A; R7 R0 D0 L' t2 p7 \. i8 a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, l  m+ H+ W* G& @) u/ }7 i" s: Gcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" w. X* |  |6 [1 G& i. G$ MBehind every successful man, there is a
8 ?( }8 B/ i/ Q8 M" f( Lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 T4 |6 l: ?8 B. ]$ Rtwo.
, @/ @; a8 H( }9 x* ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 A8 U/ a2 ^0 ^4 j. h3 y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 J; C, [% Q1 }" r' n% Kmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 D+ p, c: w2 g3 j% LNever put off the work till
  k2 V  x% Z' j1 k( i4 H0 U/ Ltomorrow what you can put off today.
8 x3 S" G7 M- b3 s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, {) ^) Q3 R4 m' mLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 z0 v4 j& i4 m3 @" hChildren in
: ]. d$ n( R1 B6 Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
. |1 ?* @) m$ ]7 T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 T- F3 Q( F9 R0 V' D* K# t, a“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. e' a& s9 @4 B" c# ^. `There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ E! l) i9 W& ?应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 u9 L/ p" A! l( F, x+ a2 T# blook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* a- W, T8 [/ S# _- }6 `5 [God made relatives; Thank God we
2 A% o6 }4 r8 L6 R$ |' h3 R$ ican choose our friends.
/ z- W/ D9 e- r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
9 m* m- ]$ g9 j! K) e& lcompany, three’s the result!
; w" i  q; k% L2 R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
9 F0 B1 l( o" rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
/ m% }$ f; w! m4 a1 ]+ \4 [8 F. a服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, X/ W: \# \0 `The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着