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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 9 |- i$ ~( J$ P  q1 w- P
Mastercard & Visa.% U4 }5 R6 U* h& @; J( m
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) R% Y4 N# w# ?6 @1 N$ T' Y- j
One should love animals. They are
: B/ ?, B1 l  Zso tasty., T  v, d8 D# d8 Y3 w4 b
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& C: \. Q* {# }; z0 `# m
Save water. Shower with your : r0 j6 ~# i4 E1 K- i" L
girlfriend.
1 u8 C& z7 f; H4 B4 o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。+ r7 a6 O+ u' v3 ~8 m
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 M7 X6 i3 i: a  @: `5 acaught.! ?3 m1 e: n+ {5 w
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# l: o6 ?1 f) C/ t1 \
Behind every successful man, there is a
- g+ p! |' g/ [6 y$ qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 g4 P7 {8 k& O6 u7 Ttwo.
, o) m5 R9 q; N+ P. q; F; _每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) ~/ U; Q/ ]) o4 YEvery man should marry. After all,
6 v" [# o2 p8 u0 h7 ^) @happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 ~5 [9 v( G3 |% i3 I9 _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# ?! ~" a( o; o& zThe wise
, ^+ C% S$ h* B* ]! Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
: F; b  V9 D7 \# C0 J- w1 |; Potherwise.
' }) c% _6 Q) x3 n0 B. m聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。) d& g# f" a% u( L8 b: Z
Success is a relative term. It brings so " W# F- S( m, Z9 P- @
many relatives.
# _. [: m$ U: g2 X+ t1 o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' C  n+ ~( c" D' n7 p' S; ~Never put off the work till
: L2 w* k& _3 C5 ^* Ftomorrow what you can put off today.
* j' n! b0 e% m% T2 j# U$ j. N, G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, Z3 b+ O5 ^4 m9 r( P, N+ {$ P, LLove is
) Q- d' ?* F. |" \! S' E/ e3 Dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& j! P# w. Q6 Q$ u0 H. R  S* z4 q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, M# T- z" ]3 B* LChildren in - _- i; X3 N6 W$ J4 c/ j, L* j
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ \& ~% \2 t* b; p+ a+ ]% Lchildren.' ~  ?8 M5 x9 V7 i) R
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ E6 E2 S0 n! w" k
“Your future depends on your
$ F- v* K7 H# ?" X& qdreams.” So go to sleep.
  n0 d% s- M, v6 n; I# z0 k  m. W“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 \  M: }/ \: f6 r% E' H) `There should be a + E, m& O7 ^5 L7 i7 o4 T2 f
better way to start a day than waking up every
) N( B% a$ \7 j7 Imorning.
$ h1 b" y: S( H! M$ t8 p/ `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 K1 P% ?+ d, k“Hard work never killed anybody.“ - c6 F5 C2 e9 m9 y; k/ L& o
But why take the risk?
" ]9 V+ e+ v( t9 F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. r8 z3 x$ r$ l: R. ]“Work fascinates me.“ I can + e$ K4 T( C+ m  y. v
look at it for hours!' G$ k' z. w. I; j
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 j! z, |. w+ e+ l# H+ x
God made relatives; Thank God we
  h' ~* q  T0 F9 wcan choose our friends.
: \4 k* a9 f7 C" E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。) d! \) ^6 J5 V, h. r
When two’s
/ {2 C. R0 }/ y- N) R6 ]company, three’s the result!0 G0 i* C% `1 v9 Z3 g2 K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!: ^, n7 b0 k0 A4 }
A dress is like a barbed 6 b5 i) I3 v; {* [5 u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& a  d2 I; `0 @# S6 O1 ^view.
7 ?) f# r0 t* J$ Q% ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 p3 E+ \/ i+ jThe more you learn, the more you know,
  `; J1 \: e* a  w: OThe more you know, the more you forget., g1 j8 Y( i1 k4 I
The more you forget, the less you . e# j4 U5 G6 F, |' t& ?
know. So why bother to learn.$ x; h( x  d$ S7 C$ |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# E) ?) C2 `& s" |# |2 n4 P为什么学来着
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