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Money is not everything. There’s
m: r- ?( \. S6 R& J. Q& Q* `Mastercard & Visa.
& }1 m3 ^3 a7 B4 E7 u6 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ v( s# A( t2 e( N6 g0 ], QOne should love animals. They are
6 Z) P2 e9 k3 {5 t) cso tasty.
" B$ c+ w/ S0 |" ~$ R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 s7 Y& X4 l8 p j4 _9 n' ]Save water. Shower with your
( H4 ^" X; ~9 l' d- g% k, dgirlfriend.
7 U5 U' q0 W( V f, i- n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 x5 y2 R' g9 r* l7 u5 d9 p8 sLove the neighbor. But don’t get
2 j/ u' }7 Q4 _! h1 K. L7 X: J fcaught.
. N4 D6 g3 A m3 M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 x5 F' K. U& ]) j$ U4 A1 S! w, VBehind every successful man, there is a 5 p/ R/ J& J1 ~$ h- l3 ~
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, X8 C+ w/ }9 Y( W& B4 [/ ntwo.
$ z* h( W3 |5 b$ |" V) _! Y" x每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; P5 s8 [ H# p2 @5 QEvery man should marry. After all,
4 Z; `+ K$ \7 m* Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.! o+ {# V9 e8 z# g9 z: H& y2 m
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。0 l1 Q' }+ x& E
The wise 4 M" r; X: t2 r8 t4 p7 W( X9 ~5 y
never marry, And when they marry they become
: u+ ]6 ?$ W: ^* F; K1 Votherwise.8 V( s- v1 c: [3 V4 c1 F
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& N/ r1 i8 r- d; p8 t& m+ G9 u$ F
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* Y4 T m j4 n# U: v% C- ?many relatives.6 x) s$ q1 c" T: R1 b* M4 f7 s1 K
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。) _, ]! y+ I5 H' F- Q
Never put off the work till / q- B. M7 s5 d& z& h5 T7 ?
tomorrow what you can put off today.
; X3 G+ j& g1 h8 n7 v6 r( M# B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& `( B* \, u3 ^7 R# ], xLove is 8 _( d1 @2 c9 M+ b9 p% R8 @
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 w s! n, U- i# ~1 q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 F! C1 u6 U/ x5 |Children in
, n! h. B7 M. b% q5 I1 q, _* N. P' tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ) B: h3 Z0 K. {8 G- p
children.
/ @0 Z- a$ M: p# z5 O, x后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 e) W. t; H8 e3 @“Your future depends on your
. x1 }6 w8 k9 Idreams.” So go to sleep.
6 ]' |" a% ]% N! M, a; q+ q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。' E2 K+ f! @- ]7 S; x8 i
There should be a
& o- m: s5 T0 F1 P/ o4 S8 Sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! y6 [7 S" _6 m6 ]1 p2 n“Hard work never killed anybody.“ . P' B/ p$ s! t i
But why take the risk?
u; v- i( a# J4 p! D1 A努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ J& h/ N% c* S a
“Work fascinates me.“ I can % V# B; B) y. H! F& j6 _: f& T
look at it for hours!, ]- C8 l& S; C3 B5 ^' \
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. a, C4 `9 z4 oGod made relatives; Thank God we
% z: r. N: ]/ M4 o* U6 G4 X) r& ucan choose our friends.& e; x. b) B5 w4 x1 B
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- q1 a0 v2 N' S! h3 Y! L
When two’s 2 ]* V; Z/ M* w2 v" d
company, three’s the result!; f( W5 z( _5 }) q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! v- x7 g; g3 {% C5 C# M
A dress is like a barbed 6 ~' U8 X$ p0 C! g; o7 _6 {
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。2 j/ M7 p2 J1 w& l
The more you learn, the more you know, 9 U& M* L9 z4 A5 y
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 Z/ A( E: A* b/ u* o7 r7 ?, \The more you forget, the less you
: q* n! `6 s$ nknow. So why bother to learn.
: d& n v T! z4 C4 A, n/ g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 U8 {* N) S" E2 \5 ^3 ~) ~% \为什么学来着 |
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