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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
' Q( V7 N7 j/ z# [+ N- DMastercard & Visa.
& R/ ~( r; S3 t' b/ M4 O; o- P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' J) j" a* B- C6 L
One should love animals. They are
, y! P) N, L- [: Z0 R, z: D7 eso tasty.! ~6 ^7 _2 U6 f1 l
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, F* i+ I3 O, G3 i* T( O6 Y
Save water. Shower with your
2 B8 B- n' T5 X1 Q7 E, F4 i0 w& Cgirlfriend.% ^% N( {! O8 \. n$ l( D
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。/ @/ V, D# P0 o5 s. a1 ]4 n
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* l; o9 p8 ~9 C' y2 U& ]caught.' Y! C) S" c* O1 N0 `( ^# Y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。: m6 f3 p. q' R/ e' i* L
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 M( N: l" h% U" mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are # T- Z3 ~# ~% ]1 C: L9 E. E
two.
, m/ D# G4 A# K! Q( d! }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。2 n: ]# f% p8 x7 N
Every man should marry. After all,   M+ ]6 P& s2 c
happiness is not the only thing in life.
: C# k) n  j% I  P! n) u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 w8 d: b( d8 N
The wise ) Q1 A" O1 S. n* V2 I" V. [! [
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 R* T' P2 I% b; C0 {3 h. P# `Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 D, m; V1 F# t8 vmany relatives.% f) e* [: M& G
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 F4 n- o/ Y! F. gNever put off the work till 3 ]" V) ~) x. B# `4 u
tomorrow what you can put off today.4 y) y6 e/ k! O! ?" U
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- \% j5 X! o3 p2 a- [; h" tLove is
) X! b- S/ C) ]# Nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ _9 r2 ^. v+ d/ j- h) {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, x- D8 k! ]+ ^9 IChildren in , r6 N( _" Z; `
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 5 ~( m- K5 }2 ^! ~
children.# h- U7 ^) J0 w9 m- \% t' C
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! K% U3 S9 W, ]6 W* p
“Your future depends on your
) D5 C9 y  f* B1 S$ O* |2 bdreams.” So go to sleep.
+ I% ?+ S9 u: d/ y% X! }- f: `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( x: R  a: e4 G/ i" X1 U. R" F
There should be a
8 x6 z$ T* f  w9 N' xbetter way to start a day than waking up every
# w+ |. [: T7 I) q* N2 K3 ~morning.
. ~% ^) Q8 w- k# w( I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  m: r+ H) a7 Z! F“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 8 p" d" h1 n5 F4 o9 G4 A+ x
But why take the risk?
1 C. x; L! S# k! Q9 @; r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& w2 i  c+ h$ t8 K* X6 m
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( {7 K0 F% {. v3 a7 i$ ulook at it for hours!& y3 ?" ?) x0 z- h' ~, h7 V
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' l8 Q: V* e8 N) N: w* `  y$ ]' m: DGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 B8 {* Y" \1 e! g" Scan choose our friends.
+ Y6 s6 R+ p2 \$ ^神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。  i( i: B  Z3 Z: y% ^
When two’s 1 y4 _4 ]1 V+ G- C4 }9 p
company, three’s the result!% A/ r2 @' k7 a
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!0 m) B' X& g4 _2 R3 z% {. n
A dress is like a barbed , f/ q( v. \5 ^$ g
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ) R8 o3 v7 q" |) }& y0 P/ f
view./ }6 {! @) ^* D; ^7 f
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" w1 N1 K6 }- GThe more you learn, the more you know,
( h1 s3 R5 O! a. m. [. w. W+ y3 U) D, WThe more you know, the more you forget.2 v9 o. {+ }0 j( W% O, Q: Z
The more you forget, the less you : A: M4 W' w: ~/ u
know. So why bother to learn.
+ R1 A# J6 b; f- `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ' O' Y' h6 P" X7 x
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