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Money is not everything. There’s 5 P8 {% G, a3 P8 P
Mastercard & Visa.1 v7 @+ O3 c6 Y) a8 `$ R
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( u% r5 }: b" `9 w- R7 T$ hOne should love animals. They are
+ l* w* ~# O0 J5 B2 I6 `so tasty.0 a9 L: V2 \' _9 b$ d3 V' V
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 L: ~, O1 R; YSave water. Shower with your
4 R3 P: ]. l$ N- S; Fgirlfriend.
" w# T% f" s% K B" F! I1 @* M要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 J# K9 B6 h* k( V4 ?+ C8 ]Love the neighbor. But don’t get
# d. z% t) U! f0 scaught.
! w4 z$ ^0 n' @/ W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ t2 v [/ \; y. TBehind every successful man, there is a 0 o) T% Q$ {' v0 ~2 o$ B' N9 ^; w
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 w4 ]) f. Z: c7 Utwo.
% q2 `& M0 y( r4 X" p) K+ \$ K, r$ l每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) A* }' ~+ B5 BEvery man should marry. After all, / f9 l- y0 |) [- l# V
happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ f4 x: l+ l' `% k& C+ w! C2 m; h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 ^% S( B2 c1 u& f+ Z; sThe wise
& [& Y8 f8 Y( X3 Hnever marry, And when they marry they become 1 I# V3 u/ k) {! y$ |
otherwise.
0 J& \' ~6 x4 f聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# |. E% u) v" C- Q6 H. ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
( N2 I$ v) @6 o) T6 w" Mmany relatives.
, j: r( |( K0 F% W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: r \ ?7 |$ H
Never put off the work till % i/ V, O4 A& {
tomorrow what you can put off today.# Q3 t+ C1 O# J/ C: U8 d+ Q
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ V2 v i0 I. r( R2 u% H
Love is
( A% G C' X. Y+ lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( Z1 |/ P0 h% s- [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 w& O( h/ K* k: }8 F
Children in
6 q) {: F3 q9 j; }, Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) T5 s, G0 h8 l; L6 j8 w# V$ mchildren.5 ?+ F+ d: h3 |, G5 ~; R
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 V' \0 v' M J4 G; d4 t5 _% W“Your future depends on your
0 I1 q' L5 r. Edreams.” So go to sleep.
* d4 [# {! n/ i! n! @: J' z, j* M' f“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' O9 @- _+ T, _2 v1 E5 B$ w( NThere should be a
. p# H0 m% y8 i7 u) C: r9 o* Nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
+ q( f; `( M7 [* E, xmorning.
: c+ ?; u9 B, k: k: F- e( W& \0 k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 `- A, C' _/ ~! Z u w" [
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" }2 d' u2 U1 o6 p8 xBut why take the risk?
B, [, L/ }) \) F7 u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。1 [1 L* @. g6 t) V# P
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 F+ {5 M0 C4 d% nlook at it for hours!- \: u0 p) ?! b2 {" B* x
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' M' U3 t3 ^: k. P U
God made relatives; Thank God we 9 K) O3 C) } B/ i6 V+ h" f/ a
can choose our friends.# m: b6 ?( j4 Y, m) e
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 C! y) r: M2 l$ TWhen two’s 3 E- T/ u2 {' b) p! P! D9 u! R" i( y- m7 s
company, three’s the result!
6 l; D( W* f; G* x: J两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# l# j6 Q( ]. B8 N! T
A dress is like a barbed
$ K! H' L ~1 r1 p9 k3 H9 cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the # C4 H; ~& c0 z5 h9 {# P Z' F
view.( a4 ~2 G. \7 }
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! q0 R5 f5 H: v( b) VThe more you learn, the more you know,
$ p5 t0 Q& X0 FThe more you know, the more you forget.
; A' F, ^- u% \3 d. vThe more you forget, the less you / W, b3 f1 I$ o% H; Z& d
know. So why bother to learn.2 j5 H- Y- l% E7 g* X
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 g! L/ K5 m; M: [3 v& U7 J, O. P为什么学来着 |
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