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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 0 i4 H2 x4 t2 N9 K* E
Mastercard & Visa.
; F; o$ J+ q' h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ Z) F/ k9 d6 H5 q$ j7 Z9 y5 d
One should love animals. They are
" f6 u) l# \- z4 v' _so tasty.
. ^8 T" D# t6 b7 R5 T. u$ Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ \$ O6 A+ `2 V" G" v" nSave water. Shower with your
0 F7 o0 U- Q6 u0 \6 @* O0 Bgirlfriend.
" i/ A; o) Q  \1 t4 e; k7 n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。/ T3 L* s8 N$ N% Z
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 5 N3 n+ ]* Y) z
caught.
+ R* E6 q7 y9 w2 [" {" _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。6 f1 G, K8 w# @# k  K3 n) x
Behind every successful man, there is a 8 w; W3 S' W( S; j. u' P/ w( B6 r' W$ ?
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 D6 O) t5 c8 p  V3 Mtwo.( X$ L1 k$ h0 D1 Q( C
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。  n( t, M9 ?" g. m
Every man should marry. After all, " i" g, G' ]1 r6 q* p9 L% N) Z
happiness is not the only thing in life.3 V5 [0 @: V( {/ a; I. r* m8 G
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。4 R' E! m$ f3 \$ G( N
The wise
5 D" e. A! D; t# u$ Mnever marry, And when they marry they become
5 n/ q6 S/ a6 g; T8 totherwise.
1 A" m6 {& d3 p$ Z& U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  J; x; ^+ N- S7 F1 Q: JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
- N" L! O' O4 L5 @% ~5 U- ?many relatives.
# `& ]& }7 {) M/ E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 j; V( c2 t$ r' \4 m3 ?; b- W
Never put off the work till $ |' Y6 \7 [: f5 X5 }7 C9 U
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 R' w) q/ b$ L. v7 j/ c不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, C$ V. M$ _& DLove is
3 r+ z! {5 x3 ]; L9 N9 p: sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& s" S! \8 D$ V爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: J. z' \1 x$ Y0 t$ l
Children in 3 b* @9 m! I* b& y9 X
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause " R+ _: j* r: g* [$ p) w  y
children.6 I$ z1 u8 N* Y3 F- ^. p# O! A& R
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。/ q( v* F) @1 Z' z% T4 w3 p( y
“Your future depends on your 3 W1 S1 }- b$ ^
dreams.” So go to sleep./ m9 o; M1 ^  P) A- c
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 @3 q+ B0 J/ |& p
There should be a 0 `' j- Y" ~% Y1 B
better way to start a day than waking up every
' m) r- Y6 o6 w! t5 ?. Cmorning.( Y1 P2 A' D7 }5 e. l
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 D+ Z" H3 h3 ?. Q9 \8 I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( }) \. z8 m+ }But why take the risk?
7 `# E+ _% s4 p! e努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ }+ I/ q2 Y, ~( M/ r, ?
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ n& H8 E" F5 elook at it for hours!) g7 V7 y  S! Q, i( S  t# R! @
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* I& @# C5 {5 N6 e% m
God made relatives; Thank God we
% R; {; r4 w) {0 F& `can choose our friends.( ~& R5 a3 r. E6 n; ^8 }  P, @
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 W/ @7 ]0 q. y+ H: m  x$ JWhen two’s ' K8 |/ U9 F- O- h: R" d+ [
company, three’s the result!; s1 R/ _/ c% i
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 u% a4 j' `0 c+ ~; OA dress is like a barbed 3 O5 C' T2 v( z3 O% C( u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; _- F: I. I- n- K, R$ Pview.
) e4 X+ L7 W0 [9 ~& `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 N$ I# C0 `- g* J3 `" q2 J, nThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 O7 V( T" d' |0 v5 xThe more you know, the more you forget.& i8 X' a4 D# L
The more you forget, the less you ' l6 y/ Q& |/ `+ t
know. So why bother to learn.
. S, p- y! q9 l6 B7 }% _' R* x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( M8 t. X: [' P+ {0 T为什么学来着
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