加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
% n8 x$ e, y% g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
  I+ N7 u: |# e; s; `0 Hso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" M2 D! p- g! \* ], P  v* g5 `girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 Q& s4 ^$ J& Z! e3 Y( `9 CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% B* x. n3 ~( L; ~5 S( LBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
  A. {$ B$ |4 [' u  w& l( Q2 C每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: ]4 h0 \9 Z; d! q0 yEvery man should marry. After all,
' E/ K) ^5 a* s) Z5 b+ V/ Shappiness is not the only thing in life.
0 p& F( w/ _% Y1 g1 C- d, l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" j$ {1 R$ N1 m- q8 G( I  RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& q5 M+ H8 u% {9 ^4 q! YNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 O; S  R6 k6 b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
6 x* x' D5 w+ j( E4 `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
: _4 k3 A! c& a* R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! {. {& }7 H7 ^4 c) z! D* r“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 y# G4 s1 ?2 e6 t! }There should be a
; ^/ X$ v6 z% b- s" e: |+ kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
  L* [$ r7 ?- _6 e应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 J; F& v( k: \: r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) ~2 W7 A6 y7 ]' zBut why take the risk?
( A' A  x! y/ A7 @& X4 W努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
  p2 X# @: z5 O2 E( S4 D; c* _" i3 `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
) X! F5 P1 ]$ }( }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
/ P1 o, p4 X! M8 j1 c( ycompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( z  k/ g" e5 T9 F; t& iview.
5 |; t4 }# {5 u. F2 z+ ?" \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' D/ {9 S* J/ A/ W* tThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" |9 {! R2 G( g& tThe more you forget, the less you
& M2 C8 c+ I3 J2 X& bknow. So why bother to learn.
* |: j7 t# a  J8 @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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