加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* I3 V1 F  k' C- q. b  H3 g0 ]Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
! N- u& U# a3 m* a/ P& y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 s6 |& K4 w3 z' |9 e; q1 ]( JSave water. Shower with your
9 i' i0 B7 Y; |: F' Q- Ogirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: Q( d% s  h0 y" _6 ]  |  j! O) ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
# s  _6 c/ D( q, R9 Gcaught.
; ]& j8 W+ e0 y  K要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
  J6 d+ G" ]  n0 SEvery man should marry. After all,
+ W7 X5 O: U1 O2 Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 _, u' o5 U; r% h6 ~再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 g5 B' ~$ l) m% I. b, pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 u: l6 K' g% h) \  l& r聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 b) Z& L: ~" E8 x5 eNever put off the work till
3 O! n. H, l2 ^, _+ X6 Atomorrow what you can put off today.
1 r2 R8 b. U6 x0 w' p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  F$ w4 g/ {' D# i1 w$ @Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 a7 c. J' ^% G6 \4 V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& T% ^% \+ J% L( Z. W5 ]3 kThere should be a
- L' Q* q% I/ m& ~* ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ s, _: K1 B5 X) A- tBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ J' E5 G+ h9 c9 F/ elook at it for hours!
4 M! \! b1 o" q5 a; h工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ h# x5 r- Y& d9 D5 aGod made relatives; Thank God we
8 T7 b' F% p" c; h# vcan choose our friends.
. u# M+ u; K9 R0 Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
8 H: z) q) d+ Ccompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 o$ O5 u& S+ ]# AA dress is like a barbed
- h% B8 l; p. D% W( J" f6 f5 Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ m" C4 b, F; dview.
. _9 d, x$ d- U. `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 c, ^9 }) V1 z' b7 AThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 X- }" h1 o! f: q9 F+ XThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着