加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ ~5 j& D9 k% pMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ I3 t/ j* I) f! R; h3 POne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
& a% i9 ^  d: h& M1 U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 p# d0 i) ?( F* H% mSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ c/ G5 c5 {3 N  _% [Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
/ a% E' U' q$ Z" N& v" y, {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 j5 _9 T8 p+ ]3 b3 q$ R0 \4 uBehind every successful man, there is a
4 X# W/ H( i1 A9 T8 hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
! U" u1 _% C+ Z$ X6 V$ i) L% u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 e1 j8 }5 R/ X8 Y$ y: m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" d7 l3 U! [1 j! c8 _+ X" nThe wise
' C9 e+ T& W" h) g! r$ Onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
8 @6 r: x" l- V! [' D3 F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
' E4 r" ^# I! S3 X) e+ x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) N" I7 L1 v( w- }0 jNever put off the work till
7 b- J8 s, m2 M! n3 }8 Z' ltomorrow what you can put off today.
% \8 M3 P& y9 N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ `) B: m4 h* T- lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; K8 M3 a& v# F! W, u爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: A' o2 U# K8 f/ z! ?, T$ M: }Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 D) U5 X6 M  a$ p  }5 uchildren.
. n: J, v4 ^* [  p/ q4 x& ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. ?# R# N4 {: Y& d5 C“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
1 Y' ]4 ?/ k* T7 B* C3 qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 R+ V5 J4 l4 J' d$ Q3 Z. p; n6 {, u“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 s- u2 E& [: \7 k! QBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 M. v2 u2 L; C( CGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* U6 y# l2 [8 g6 t: m0 c神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: e4 d& w  \; J; C# t6 n. JWhen two’s
% P  e& t. y2 q) _+ q9 D8 ~4 {! Jcompany, three’s the result!
2 v! U, c1 u2 S# g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 J8 h$ w( b3 D8 U) T& S+ }+ fA dress is like a barbed
5 ?  |0 M( O$ Z; F2 r5 ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
  H( z4 h  G$ M服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ p; H% D$ y& i! K7 kThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着