加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 F% G/ z* P. F9 k  m# T/ k$ jMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
. h1 P" I& m$ lso tasty.
8 R8 f( O3 V2 ?- ]4 }8 f$ R8 S每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' r: M% J4 F3 b; s( eSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
$ p' }2 ?# V; q6 o) P要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 x( h6 n6 `! x" B; GLove the neighbor. But don’t get
  d4 e, ?) R7 z2 ?" _) w* Acaught.
% w3 J6 o( W8 m& O: x要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
  C' E! r: ?. o5 H$ `Behind every successful man, there is a
* \, X, w  o# F8 q; c* xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 ]3 e! K- `- n) d9 u3 dtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
- p! h/ D3 x/ \, W  a  Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ o; K7 N+ O9 Y. e. h( F% G* D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) z6 q# y) E8 Y9 X6 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
1 R8 Y- ?- O+ Hmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
' B% f0 f  N3 I+ Htomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- y' l2 J4 n9 i/ M& p" ~" U  rLove is
  C8 T/ D  \0 V0 G# A8 s/ p; k. `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' x' k' h( k9 y1 H% c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" V6 S2 d) Z5 n( ^Children in
, x- ]+ }0 O% b& o# N# Pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ N( i  o9 Q  i3 C- c  }9 Lchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
% z& Z& l& u6 K. `/ h+ R6 t$ {( l! A“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
9 Y1 A, ]8 x! j  F' G! [. w8 ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; g' X% f% D( J3 ?  o4 a/ \“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  \7 X# N/ l8 ?0 l7 _9 U/ C# g7 \9 |look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ o3 F2 k7 q- T6 S! N& yGod made relatives; Thank God we
! }3 v; Z0 z; ]/ l3 y9 Ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
5 V0 a7 t  k, ^3 g( @7 v% Fcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
  D  o- H0 v7 _3 T7 k( Z  x; N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 j8 R3 P. R. R) v* Q- pThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
, `5 [% p2 }: k% X% Fknow. So why bother to learn.
2 r# O7 e3 ?( _3 u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 E2 J9 |/ s, f4 u为什么学来着