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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
" B# u3 G; V( |8 D# V: J( k0 O6 U' bMastercard & Visa.
: @9 \* }& p" [2 M& [9 Y1 u/ }; C8 n* `! n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; E, y, ]8 K) }3 ]( g) p
One should love animals. They are 6 ^# S; v  U- s8 a
so tasty.2 S& ]5 K+ a- {  S
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ ^+ k& y* P( t8 }: i* L2 QSave water. Shower with your
* F: N  {2 J5 K# M! C6 y7 agirlfriend.
! C4 Z5 l) s2 F8 D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。* J- [! y) l$ B# y# z0 a* h
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
; L& l$ B: d& y9 R7 L' tcaught.0 j1 @% p- m7 p& T- i# M( L, x3 Y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。  ^) h( l  w3 L( G/ b- M
Behind every successful man, there is a
. ^" M4 b9 _( @9 K% @5 L9 l4 ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 _, ]: U& T" q# atwo.
4 k1 |) f3 R8 l! g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。  F% G+ @) e7 r5 A3 v$ [
Every man should marry. After all,
7 [2 D0 q, d5 e7 e; T" Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 T2 K* Z2 }* W6 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. B5 @, `7 {+ \) n3 r2 dThe wise ; W4 l8 |9 T5 j, G; t
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 w$ C3 h$ ?7 c5 b, B4 |otherwise.! e* G3 H+ x$ @( z
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 U' q9 N4 J) D- M, C! s& qSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ e* q/ A  o; P# o/ ^; _, Lmany relatives.% U3 N/ h5 D* D) _/ C+ j& N
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 x; E* {8 E* }( f: sNever put off the work till 2 X0 ?( p; h( z. U, r* P
tomorrow what you can put off today.
# g' I+ z' B3 D5 Y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 D- |9 S3 n7 w3 @Love is * L! e$ o$ t4 M4 |
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.! d" y" v7 @: l
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 a) U' z% f7 H8 \Children in
6 j) U! s& v9 v! ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ' r; B) b( N. D0 t
children.. D# t6 J* c1 u% P
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( d! e% j& M& [6 n1 D) o“Your future depends on your
  W7 m+ Q' r$ }( f8 F. R7 Rdreams.” So go to sleep.
5 T- e0 J7 [1 X! f  m7 B) D+ U* g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
% W# J: }! i7 P0 gThere should be a , z- H, R/ f! {: T5 U0 e9 `5 r
better way to start a day than waking up every 7 w8 h9 C2 X/ @( D2 Y/ M) a6 z
morning.# _4 ~+ x7 I* p) ~7 v2 T4 e
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。  r: {2 x6 j; ?( U  e4 t, j
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ; k: U: S: R9 N; A( v# Z
But why take the risk?
' x. f  D7 V7 o& `9 J; }+ c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. u2 X" l# e; G$ V“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- ^+ I3 P' ^8 Ilook at it for hours!
: H) g9 b+ h+ l" T5 O+ p/ x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。7 d9 }1 p& _% n# h& `% i/ Z  [
God made relatives; Thank God we 8 [$ [0 v( H& F4 l" {9 ~
can choose our friends.% o) o' a2 A; u- R6 }- Y0 l
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 u( }6 F# I* wWhen two’s 0 f, q1 M. J, W% d  u# r8 G5 A
company, three’s the result!4 H  p. T3 ^5 x3 i5 F+ `
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!, N* \3 m! D* n3 |5 l3 q
A dress is like a barbed % v" n( i/ r( s! T; ?. E) m: V# {% V
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" ^) d! B3 `6 @view.
+ \9 x) l+ X4 Z# E5 n! x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 w4 R: O) M" |$ qThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 X2 X$ Z% ~7 _! }, W9 TThe more you know, the more you forget.& {" E5 B2 f( n
The more you forget, the less you # ^1 i1 m0 M! P. U
know. So why bother to learn.
0 J6 E' Y" h3 @" }/ N) M% D1 B8 @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 B  ?$ j, |9 W1 |为什么学来着
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