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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
, H# G& B8 ]2 aMastercard & Visa.) y' e0 _. E  R0 L. {% C1 F
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& U  j, J2 {0 kOne should love animals. They are ' k! @) o- J3 Z8 N
so tasty.
, Z% O7 B- p; L$ F. D0 y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. a4 q0 U0 I7 lSave water. Shower with your
( o, P: ~* \5 `( c, b/ sgirlfriend.
/ f7 R4 D3 X) v# `; Q& ]2 c要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4 C6 M) q7 X3 t
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. x% z, I+ ?4 l$ H- @caught.
4 @$ X) @+ x, b4 Z5 T0 j7 o- N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, p' {' L6 X, I4 i$ cBehind every successful man, there is a
8 [# ~8 B. U2 c) uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) h; s2 B( d. v. z& f7 ytwo.
( A" b' A0 w! h  }5 ]  g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, f  ^, j- k9 @+ i1 KEvery man should marry. After all,
* ]3 c4 l& R0 m8 A9 C# Q0 F$ Ohappiness is not the only thing in life., F. C( \. @: e( x: j& s
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 m! k& h9 w4 w; ]The wise
' r2 l0 q! D) Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
9 ]: [. M. g. ootherwise.: q3 g1 T$ v' k# D8 e
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。7 B$ \- A! z: D, n  H/ y
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 \4 @5 @+ P% d5 S; [) N8 Y$ Q8 |
Never put off the work till 6 @6 P- ]  p0 q$ t
tomorrow what you can put off today., X2 E! ~$ l# k( x+ X# S) a
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# Y3 q/ S1 b( n, b9 Z/ A. l
Love is
' ^5 ?; M0 d0 L7 a, Y* \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.: E% H1 l- C! U! _
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 p. s" p- n# W2 xChildren in $ q; V( u$ l; G; s6 K' b& M* ^: R+ z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 R6 A9 o" L* N4 Qchildren.! p8 T4 h, {6 c* Q( N
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 A5 E0 K  b: u( Z/ v2 b0 @# ^8 t“Your future depends on your
$ J, K+ a6 W$ i1 Z7 G) z/ j" [dreams.” So go to sleep.
) }! C3 u# G5 m9 Y, P“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
# r8 I; {  \7 G9 {: K8 h: {There should be a   M" T7 _: e' `# e- h* w5 H- Y
better way to start a day than waking up every 5 u" Z% q" a5 R2 S8 h0 ^+ {# r
morning.$ ?9 G# m% T, Z- P; x3 z3 `
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ C4 `4 x/ G2 G! T" E7 P1 y# X0 H7 j“Hard work never killed anybody.“ - r0 W6 E7 v0 z' t7 k9 s
But why take the risk?
% Q8 Q& m) q- P, a( M0 v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: m, l- J6 ]: y1 }6 U4 h* s7 K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 a& O; G; Y& W1 Slook at it for hours!
, h( `. d5 c; E" `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. n- H% t4 x1 P' z, MGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 S% U. z% e* o9 Q. ?can choose our friends.. v  K8 N% U$ Y6 V, A
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
! n6 L  s+ l$ I6 D& b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 k  j( C0 A* q0 I. WA dress is like a barbed 8 N5 ~8 k6 R! @+ J4 Z, X! p
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 1 [; w9 G! V, x" L6 i
view.- }# Y  P0 N9 [/ O! y' C
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。4 D: j: G9 R( x
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 o5 }9 R! V0 n! p1 b& QThe more you know, the more you forget.
# H+ C/ A" f& F3 W9 ^The more you forget, the less you
' _2 s0 _# }: ^2 {% \5 Aknow. So why bother to learn.9 ?7 F& O7 k7 n, S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% {' B# W1 E9 s+ u$ T8 C8 c& V为什么学来着
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