加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
! e# O1 g/ n5 p4 L$ Y, BMastercard & Visa.
# M9 |# k- G# |1 V5 b' `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* V* O1 T, e2 n/ USave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 @1 C8 h8 d5 @4 N* o( L3 PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
+ ?" i5 m- e; [- tcaught.
  x0 |4 I% E' V3 M5 ^9 g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 T9 q, V4 v; Pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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) r# `% }/ e/ }* b" [: Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 |1 }. O& O4 J: X/ [The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
9 |$ a3 W+ S6 k4 ?. _# [. a0 X' g聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* q# M* f' W* C2 _8 T! Z. `/ Amany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  h  N4 _/ D0 D1 P* eNever put off the work till
& W, c( [& j5 P' Ftomorrow what you can put off today.
! D8 h% ?5 z* X7 f# Q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
( {+ ]/ W8 ^- Y" A. C. lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
3 N; R" Q( p+ k/ C: l0 b" kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. _/ d' [' P) Schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
6 U5 H+ |* D2 }1 T/ a) Q. e7 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
9 h8 |* o' g  h& N; vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
, X& m0 s$ F% C2 q8 _morning.
: c: j8 a  I4 |  \- t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* |  j' T  e( R0 f6 {1 W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& @5 R0 Y9 z2 UBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% \# z" b2 r' g: g  u# N* Tlook at it for hours!
2 |' k! C; A! b+ v) n工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 j" {; f6 j7 G; FWhen two’s
6 X+ i, E- l2 ~7 Wcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: ?/ t/ t% Q3 T1 L) z3 IA dress is like a barbed
) o, C- r* g0 s) s, u7 [- L6 Tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 o0 y; {7 s1 C  F# {view.
# M3 x8 W- h: c! i8 n: e1 k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
  s/ }7 g' H0 G6 q: C  gThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
. X: M" `' W# W2 H$ x. Oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& T( X& g* M' i! m1 p3 ~为什么学来着