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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
" r4 X* ^+ G1 f% c9 c- r+ jMastercard & Visa.
4 Y6 ^, {3 c; ?6 p8 |( \! D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' [5 L) N$ R% x3 F) WOne should love animals. They are
* s4 F. b( L& l9 {5 ~/ Gso tasty.$ ?6 V  B3 s/ W0 \" W
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' A0 B3 |6 H1 c$ V
Save water. Shower with your ( J& t* Q" I7 z( i3 ?. b- B1 d  Z
girlfriend.& f  i* R4 Z, P3 r2 w1 X  x: ]
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 u* K4 q3 Z5 G+ G' O; |! t
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
# o* I  C* q( [& o; }" qcaught.3 F! l! L% y6 M& N/ f  Y5 M; Z
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# o/ c+ v, H; c3 z; F) s
Behind every successful man, there is a
) {* I" l  U+ H+ S. Uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& G3 D0 Q% m; }  [two.
% p8 b. b$ ?; Q% }7 y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 C9 H6 p: E" Q( fEvery man should marry. After all, , S1 I$ z/ y3 J/ P" x
happiness is not the only thing in life.& E. ~: O' X6 L. w% ?7 k( ?
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% J: C- ~- Y* x0 r$ D3 C- m6 ]  d/ lThe wise
( f0 P7 |+ X) H' P# I; w7 N& x5 z9 Pnever marry, And when they marry they become
, V, K- W* H) L0 botherwise.
8 h' Z3 W& w: C6 S1 U( C8 ~9 B/ Y5 r聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# Z& `6 W8 g' U$ [Success is a relative term. It brings so
" {1 C; ~$ a& W# ]: Emany relatives.: R! `2 P  p2 Z) ]6 k/ @" J
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 y' j- {2 E; ]; C5 f
Never put off the work till . {5 p" ]5 Z% h; u' H
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 m% ?( }5 p1 v, R6 X) y0 u2 x+ \$ {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# [0 Y. _. A/ R7 }
Love is
, T& y. o* T& R' Y1 u, E2 D% Gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.* ~( M7 z6 @. _- f9 u) M
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; I0 A2 `9 \, k8 M1 a
Children in
* ^5 v) G' h# ~: zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 6 U+ s3 d( I. v& j4 Y
children.- ?7 i/ E6 o/ M; x! u
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' x* Y, @) r# I! c1 Q! ]) ^) f“Your future depends on your
, c5 V3 M# L% \" u* E7 I3 X4 y5 sdreams.” So go to sleep.
' u: P! u8 B6 P8 d( F, O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。$ C) C2 R: }6 A
There should be a + r+ S) R5 q/ |5 x2 j3 B
better way to start a day than waking up every 0 v8 U. K( s3 J, {4 }# i
morning.' z5 y5 O0 @% @
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" v5 \' E, F% E# U3 n- o
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 4 H( D* U0 |* V6 f
But why take the risk?  o9 O, K4 s$ Q2 F
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& j  h! q( k. h) D: Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) m9 I, M9 Y- t5 Y3 t& Rlook at it for hours!
4 J/ E) k: t- E1 ?工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ J( @: M- K6 L) L8 ?0 i0 B, W- W
God made relatives; Thank God we
) S3 I4 M8 R- Zcan choose our friends.
1 e) D. G0 R8 u. j% ^1 ^  ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 B: B* o5 v+ u2 ?  v, Z& R1 K
When two’s 8 K# W9 B7 I2 H! A$ O6 {
company, three’s the result!
8 F0 L$ H: ^) v- e' b6 Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# n/ J' g% P3 ]3 cA dress is like a barbed
4 P$ |$ ]% s$ B" F( Q# Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% s; d/ a0 I: S& C; v. V9 @% [view.
8 |6 r6 O7 R! o) [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。4 J) w* P$ B( P& e" B& X
The more you learn, the more you know,
' b0 Q+ L# ~3 ?& Y. n+ e9 k5 g; @6 ZThe more you know, the more you forget.6 y1 M; m- T& e# _! A
The more you forget, the less you & [/ ]+ A; k% N' r3 k1 M
know. So why bother to learn.% d- |3 _. _) ?, r
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  K: v2 F6 o( D0 i! J8 w3 n- N1 g为什么学来着
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