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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s / Z9 c4 a& m8 b, S# j  D1 h! k
Mastercard & Visa.
; F2 \7 n! d7 R$ C) W0 ~- o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- ]! W' o  f+ d: l0 J& \5 |& x
One should love animals. They are
1 J6 C% U+ d/ G4 uso tasty.6 u: W$ k6 b9 R3 o" y( S, e
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ J) B8 }( M% j+ A- YSave water. Shower with your ' v# C+ L6 i" u& F/ F4 N; z
girlfriend.
4 P" i1 r1 N9 \' L. R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。) [, v9 c# `8 g! b3 q9 I5 R
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" d2 b% r1 T7 T) L8 C7 \caught.+ F7 m9 Y. s% w! K
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" e# H; I' G4 n6 K3 j5 |+ a
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ N7 b3 E+ |5 T1 F" K4 V4 T0 xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# a# A% j; E$ h1 t( I! N- e' v. otwo.: W! v/ l- f3 K) I
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。0 x0 ]* K# _1 M2 M0 @
Every man should marry. After all, " r; p5 {9 |4 Y1 J& N- Q. W
happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 L# j4 l( B3 e+ U  J. `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 w  N. ~' z9 }  e$ XThe wise   s$ \$ j5 h  l; e
never marry, And when they marry they become
: [& p9 u, f" Q0 L% {4 {9 iotherwise.
1 ]# n0 F/ r, R6 {6 r4 @聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* W2 X, f; N  Q6 `Success is a relative term. It brings so
# T. k. H% o+ p+ t& }8 u# Rmany relatives.
# w1 ^. J$ d- [' Y7 m* _1 u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。' _) h: Z1 o; V! u
Never put off the work till ) ?7 S  I- k. C. n  ]4 Y
tomorrow what you can put off today.
: a: d& f8 ?; l9 Y+ B7 d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) P2 P% ?, n9 J) g  ~$ B
Love is % K! [& M6 z2 X% R; c6 f) M7 k" G
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 p( f& {8 a& o" ^* t- {; I, F
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  h, x( `) A# ~8 z, C5 PChildren in
% l; [  M" ^! t7 m* ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause   U) r1 f# K/ D: _4 C' ^
children.) }; m$ ~4 m5 I0 K* t0 a
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。5 G: T! A3 U$ _$ P& A/ ~! t  E$ H
“Your future depends on your
- d' M0 j- }, tdreams.” So go to sleep.) U- i1 Y! c" b4 i" h
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
" ?: w2 I6 |# I+ d7 v$ aThere should be a
  l- V: a7 M' P5 {+ m8 Pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
9 r, K" }. X7 F+ y7 omorning.
- N* |' b$ x* w' I6 N1 g& S  q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; b$ t( q7 N7 z" I# x“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 J# O6 q. |& N- R+ [But why take the risk?9 D- p# V9 y, j- ?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( H/ f7 ?+ Q6 Y& w5 ?2 {' A7 v“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( H0 ?4 M% W2 ilook at it for hours!
1 R3 g  [( y% C3 a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 R- B4 b. z! _God made relatives; Thank God we
& ]/ l8 g% F, |3 I+ B6 U+ Y& scan choose our friends.
8 P/ }; U6 i1 ?5 c" J3 X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ y6 G+ E# |, c/ U6 q8 g* }When two’s
. i8 N" w. E4 L4 B/ t+ M! I8 dcompany, three’s the result!
& a. f! r; {( V3 e% ]7 L# N两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 [& [8 x$ A  S; Z" @  `- O5 }  cA dress is like a barbed
0 b8 _9 e  F" p1 xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 4 z. p/ W% X# @: g9 t$ j  i+ f4 G
view.
  K" W% v. J* F& [/ O服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 f' V' f# q$ eThe more you learn, the more you know, " E, ]0 k( _7 _
The more you know, the more you forget.
+ p! E0 p/ K# fThe more you forget, the less you ( h( E, V* T$ c
know. So why bother to learn.
: T3 R6 o3 q# K3 e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, # a2 N0 D) r, d3 |; u/ X
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