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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 6 O, p  A2 Q  w9 W8 h, R& |8 ^
Mastercard & Visa.
5 ]# v: c1 s: k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 E$ T8 o  w6 v8 N5 Z5 ^) e2 @8 BOne should love animals. They are
( g& w" _' F" q  Jso tasty.+ R1 i" I/ L) c5 _# a# Y2 i
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. S6 J! Z+ W  Q3 U! ~' H* ASave water. Shower with your
0 _- c: ^( O' u7 v2 E4 |girlfriend.
! A4 g3 G+ f8 `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。& A( m- B8 h# _5 {  h' ?
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) o7 ?# _4 Y3 C, Q+ ~! q7 Ucaught.
  n! l2 f& Y4 D* O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! y# i% x3 d  h) p
Behind every successful man, there is a
- m+ L# |8 J( g; Z: f8 xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ! D) _! }# b+ h. ^" W
two.
1 ~$ \& u7 Q! v+ M3 H' c) b6 U; g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ |$ \! E& w* q7 p6 N7 u& S6 YEvery man should marry. After all, . e$ N& d5 R( l
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) g% J- ?: V" l$ |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) Q+ ?1 V- O2 t% P; [The wise ! [% S4 f, S0 P5 q( ]* P' f
never marry, And when they marry they become 6 P  g; [( f' J; K* G
otherwise.% v. ]3 S; @2 q7 U
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ \* y/ b( t" c/ S4 X# [- q
Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 T  F) ]$ S2 n% nmany relatives.4 j- Q; l6 B% r8 E9 T% p; `
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。) U6 {2 q' o% X% |  D
Never put off the work till
8 R( C0 E" W! y7 vtomorrow what you can put off today.) f7 Q  J8 T( r0 o: y
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ S- l1 B0 r1 ?4 cLove is
# w: W. g( G# b3 c7 k5 U1 mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.' v7 R5 ]$ f* Z- p5 P) X
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; g0 s/ F$ Q. T, M
Children in ) a& S/ C  l% ?1 h4 }+ v
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' h9 |, {* b3 r; t, Kchildren.$ G$ t* x) [6 b: @3 U  l& K
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  [2 Q4 G( N' P. L“Your future depends on your ) R0 i: W/ u8 d
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! X" W! [8 a7 J" h7 _) {. r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 H- n0 X* ^6 c4 F" h
There should be a
1 {5 r3 H* ^0 ]9 j  hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
& M+ H- X  _! N% K9 W2 l/ X5 ]morning.3 _, m1 n2 @5 J5 F7 c
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 @! |7 G2 f9 m& H% ~' {6 o5 I% U3 a
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" ]' T0 G% x8 }. PBut why take the risk?
' d$ a6 e- o9 v' c" _3 W+ V, C" T3 p! o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; b8 p: O- L$ ~4 f& y! c) Z; C- B4 Y
“Work fascinates me.“ I can , \/ U3 d+ O: j. O2 c' @
look at it for hours!' B2 M: C/ x1 d9 K$ m: Z1 N1 J
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! o: q0 m/ f. u( I3 t9 FGod made relatives; Thank God we
# R& W4 q9 e# O9 X8 }, P9 m, ocan choose our friends.
, u, H8 {' V# r  i神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- I# ?+ a2 c4 C% R
When two’s 4 M7 j( l& ]% X7 C1 k6 {/ Y8 b$ {
company, three’s the result!# O& T2 c. h, O( q' ^/ ^; n- s
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 W! Y9 X9 U3 L: D2 w5 X- @A dress is like a barbed , ^2 t! E2 _8 V0 g7 X' B; a) r
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 q3 ~' g4 x& z; A  Sview.
( n1 B* x9 {  {+ a+ C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 o. x7 j! R& k# Q! `* \The more you learn, the more you know,
% |; O/ s6 z0 q% F& d3 q3 m, ?The more you know, the more you forget.
1 ^$ \! \5 A4 x' \) K* XThe more you forget, the less you + w* I- k8 ]& N( m- ?. X
know. So why bother to learn.7 y! ?) v9 M9 `8 A8 u/ g- ^1 G6 Z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 i0 \9 k: x* g! ?# }; }! v+ f. _为什么学来着
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