加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
; M& Y. X) e$ z- e4 X# @6 xMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) C! L0 y/ F4 p3 x6 k) _One should love animals. They are
- I$ H2 q1 x7 r* H& {so tasty.
9 G+ p- h. g& b( `# x& z; P, {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# w) s# j+ Z7 K4 fSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
$ R6 M& u4 M; a2 q7 Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
" [. k& D5 {9 |2 K+ l8 }* h, Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
3 [& K9 c3 B2 u7 @/ {1 v4 Xnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
+ g. s, T" e. }$ ]" _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 ~* P$ V% {2 V: X6 D+ H" o1 \tomorrow what you can put off today.
. \7 {7 M. J3 v8 Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
: a  Y! F( ~0 h9 J  T8 Y1 ]4 t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& n/ _; R% a" A% t" E, W  v% |  Y& O% y“Your future depends on your
" t8 d% P& @7 t# r! @dreams.” So go to sleep.
- b4 u* K4 a' B  A. J" u1 t“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
1 o# \) U3 F. _* z+ e. J# |$ gmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: Q. \# U2 V# W“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ s3 ^9 ^, c8 T" N) [9 m2 Ulook at it for hours!
7 {( w2 h( x) V+ _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  B( d* I7 S2 g3 oGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) ^& H. S* q( [9 D7 QA dress is like a barbed
/ U2 `  n+ ]  n" A4 U, r3 \0 F' o0 ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 d3 Z  L$ S# s/ [( m' E/ p  J- }view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
* _7 ^  i2 @  k6 E/ t1 q( wThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
) J- L2 G# E  g2 F6 aknow. So why bother to learn.
4 }9 z6 T6 J5 v( I, n3 t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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