加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
! q7 F' G% o- v* t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# h+ B& G0 G- @; D" wSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 ~. F# K( S1 t3 s* k* n7 iLove the neighbor. But don’t get
$ Y4 Y" b$ W  z1 H6 ccaught.
+ E. o% Y/ N) @6 E要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ K* I" U! Z+ Z# w/ tBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 l+ i& u6 n+ |- ^; ^Every man should marry. After all,
2 z. l3 B, _1 J8 H2 ~4 \' h7 Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 l0 w3 ?: ^7 s# k/ I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 R. g' K3 x3 |; l4 E" l" xThe wise
  S4 f! w4 }3 d% m# nnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 W# ?8 \0 U2 }+ K* ^9 Y聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
( C$ r* R3 m$ F5 l8 h' R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 e! G! j$ p" n3 Z- q; M" q! @Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 P4 Y9 m6 `9 Y! U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( j6 M; o  r! j' h8 v. U$ QLove is
& l6 r7 I8 M' A6 ^4 i( s" O7 Aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! K( x5 h: X- c! t8 w5 t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) \, N  e, s& f# VChildren in
/ T* r7 ~2 n8 ~6 E7 Mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
3 a. I4 a, }1 ~; o( A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; l) ^2 D( ~1 M5 Y# CThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, d( z% G' c8 i4 L% p: UBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
) n- A# V! ]# T$ [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 |5 J  T/ S7 Q3 dWhen two’s
8 R9 b/ d/ h: R1 v5 u8 n* D! Y, Ucompany, three’s the result!
. f( |2 r8 ~6 b) l. @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 z' j& d. R: U, Q5 zA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) j; H: ]( U, v% OThe more you learn, the more you know,
! G# e1 M# ~8 \/ A, }The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% j" E# C# X7 \5 v  {know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* E0 b8 E" F7 l; h, P3 ~为什么学来着