加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: ]6 T5 D5 `' i* t3 @2 XOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
1 K. Y. O4 s; g7 ?) T9 B! I1 G9 r每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
7 ^( O0 D8 r) Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ n# m8 ^3 F* ^) Y7 C& j( jtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' `, R+ |0 e7 [3 y) g- FThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. W6 R4 T) @( rotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ U6 I3 B: Z% `Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ E' B( Z5 F! ]$ I* j" Fmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# I0 @) v' a9 \) R; mNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ L5 q6 p1 U$ t% C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ Q+ i2 n; F5 BLove is
5 |1 x: D& i' X; Y& S5 G) yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( q1 `% O6 _( ]9 {+ P+ G+ [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
' M# G: e+ S; }% R) i: lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
& i" W. O, l5 X, T5 H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& f. m1 w* v. L' E; vThere should be a
& ?7 d8 c# t$ }better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
" F3 i( p; x  \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" p* L. a  M1 m6 s$ d6 T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 l! N* D, J4 _" L, b' q- Mlook at it for hours!
5 }# c: s. }( B, y- @4 O工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ o1 P7 Z6 u2 R9 v9 b3 pGod made relatives; Thank God we
( o! m( P; X0 z" T: J5 w9 Y; tcan choose our friends.
3 |: o4 X. t4 v5 V神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( c  p" @- C7 X; v5 PWhen two’s
0 A( }$ t+ e4 X* Gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& e" ~, v3 O9 ^( O9 u! q; U) ?A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
% S7 o) W6 N5 o1 e8 B( a  @& t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
/ I% T" [) M  o. ZThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
; H- K( p, U# ~' l/ E$ v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* M. K! M; L* _' k为什么学来着