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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
* g2 b1 r: h5 R3 SMastercard & Visa.
6 W+ P0 x; ]- v' z& g5 d* R% W5 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。8 f% l- I  _% f- G5 y
One should love animals. They are
( B, V' _8 C' H+ yso tasty.
( z: h: |( |/ d* i. K% q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。9 y$ S3 f4 U3 ~+ Y
Save water. Shower with your
7 B$ W+ b, f# u( A" {girlfriend.$ d" j# G, _7 T4 L, z# T; g2 t& x* T
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。8 ^2 p0 h  e, s
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* a* }7 K2 }* L5 Qcaught.' S/ i& j" c& c
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, b" U# y* t- i0 Q, O7 U8 K+ yBehind every successful man, there is a . s0 O7 y# s' X/ _
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 6 j* x3 @' Q  u2 Z9 h( ~4 f9 ]: u9 u
two.
! L4 z' b/ e% Y+ `4 _' @0 ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。% W  n  w# Q# |+ L7 d" T
Every man should marry. After all,
( q" p+ ]( C1 r: `  hhappiness is not the only thing in life.# |. g1 O8 x9 C  x- K! Z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。* _4 j& o( s" D  w& Y7 Q
The wise * w2 c: Y4 u, _  ]: r
never marry, And when they marry they become
" {: X& s! M9 p: Potherwise.
: K' N: |0 m) m- A6 Y# [' i. z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. A7 s0 L* y6 A8 i+ G1 }. |# Z& b5 ]Success is a relative term. It brings so
- b2 M1 C( m. l% S; qmany relatives.& \) e  A, k" ~1 C: J! Y
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; \! H- M% Z' n2 @) N, QNever put off the work till
/ i5 A9 u( G) }0 E  ctomorrow what you can put off today.
9 c4 q1 P+ O% Z- k) V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ k( |/ a# J  c
Love is
" E3 `5 p3 ^' z- R0 uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 ?3 d: V- D: y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, d6 w, `  M6 g, M5 [8 A" eChildren in 5 s* ^/ i! P7 ^8 ^9 k. ?, R; e
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% X# c8 m% q9 q7 kchildren.
! E/ H$ a" S$ t( D后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 R( m0 A( a* r  d“Your future depends on your 5 E* E8 ?* q7 l" B& H2 H' F+ L
dreams.” So go to sleep./ e3 w2 ^* f- k  n' W
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。+ s8 k# B: ?) g1 \# k; l5 _$ H
There should be a
# O' ^$ I/ o$ |; Zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
2 x* b- D+ V* [4 Emorning.
2 H8 }8 V) i9 M$ ?$ C5 ^& c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 z. h( N6 ^3 D# Z- @/ p# z6 O
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ q% h/ e  o( S5 d7 y) NBut why take the risk?" S. ?5 v+ t' n# Q
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。8 Q1 N* q6 L; P. X. k
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 y5 h# j4 L$ N" R, B) s$ Llook at it for hours!/ Y% t- s5 [4 U1 ]
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 |6 ^) _% j  {# C4 n- ?! AGod made relatives; Thank God we 9 F5 q# m  M4 u! c* ~% [' |* L
can choose our friends.  V3 M' \4 p+ u; s' ~' l5 Y
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' j1 Q( H& r  C6 j4 r
When two’s ; H3 b, t7 @: }) ~2 j5 Y
company, three’s the result!
# @3 O8 j7 p, V1 z8 V9 t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 B, P, Z' d5 l/ N0 X
A dress is like a barbed + N+ v% e* N3 `) T9 o+ Q5 M# w
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 z' r" c9 A7 I/ X" B3 x' ]view.
" v* j$ Q% A' L( d* F/ |( |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" J; |$ |$ M* x. }) \2 ]& ^The more you learn, the more you know,
5 i! \4 j( X. d- b% s( A4 SThe more you know, the more you forget.& V+ ]/ U) g0 W3 U  F+ ]
The more you forget, the less you , A/ V! L# v( w9 b! L2 O6 a
know. So why bother to learn.
' d$ g( o1 w$ m1 P6 w0 q3 F0 V) {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, + m" `' a5 a$ p5 e- L3 I/ ]" i
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