加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
# b2 y) w/ a/ `! L& n. [# G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& j& G. U( i  E* s- Utwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) E) S& i4 S3 h( V) m2 }Every man should marry. After all,
5 |0 e" M5 e+ u+ Ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
- Q% N# `( w: u6 u: Y; H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 R) W, o. D# o" O9 P  I* X& K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; c/ x' }9 |6 P/ ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 p* v4 B2 O, nmany relatives.
; S; w( \$ [7 f  L" p% z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
7 P6 d( X# W6 [- c: Ktomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
3 ?9 `' S, Q6 }$ lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% K8 b% Y9 O! y- _+ d“Your future depends on your
$ N. t. l' q/ S6 ddreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
+ `/ w2 t$ A& c( J4 Zmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
3 I1 _: k2 u( q! h% m; a5 Y8 C& j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, q! P3 c/ p5 {' OGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 I5 R9 B6 s$ S7 j* pWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
/ z9 P5 V- v' j3 v1 S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 `5 T! K5 ?* @+ pA dress is like a barbed
- [; x, C: b" k9 |' Q8 dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ R. a! m! [% D& h' M5 d$ Hview.
3 I0 V- d4 K$ X9 E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 M+ q" L0 E8 M' o$ P0 E* c( JThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 T. _3 T6 s9 OThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
1 O5 f1 h# v$ q8 fknow. So why bother to learn.
& X4 H, h4 f0 m* s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着