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Money is not everything. There’s
6 [3 c, }3 H2 I4 U( GMastercard & Visa.
1 ~6 X* h* a5 Z3 F: S钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. E+ t0 @! R; p J7 U, [One should love animals. They are ) r6 Q1 {& Q7 R8 n0 z- g2 E- Z: @
so tasty.
- F. d+ ]* M- g每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 x( F" q( {3 J1 }5 [. s
Save water. Shower with your 3 `& E1 f& L1 G
girlfriend.
7 ~! t/ h7 V3 b! M, o/ ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。! g. D! J; R" q9 |/ u/ f( X
Love the neighbor. But don’t get $ c' Y% |) F- J& |
caught.6 t- X' A3 ?7 c9 \+ |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# N) |0 r' P0 V3 w4 w
Behind every successful man, there is a
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& \4 R* R/ A( H5 eEvery man should marry. After all,
4 w1 p1 M; u3 v1 N, }* Rhappiness is not the only thing in life.( I2 n0 y/ q7 q8 X. s* b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# l/ i% r7 ]: J& z# sThe wise V; [( @/ B u& Q( X" e
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. k+ m' c1 j. C. N* b* G$ W: q5 CSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 4 {# ?. R; T( l- E6 ^) p' H
many relatives.
( X1 G! o. A2 V7 w: Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# f1 |* X& F, c1 cNever put off the work till
y% K7 {5 w& M1 M7 a6 S7 C' ztomorrow what you can put off today.( v- ~! z$ x' _: L# C: C
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, G# s7 [# h I( ]5 O8 E
Love is 1 K" y6 O7 a% i$ r: k
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& v- b6 _' o* `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% D0 s G A) b6 e9 wChildren in
W/ z. L: | x tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 j* \; S5 }' J" rchildren.
1 Y1 q. c- m6 {: \$ n% c1 I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。) h9 M4 y4 |- O$ D: g
“Your future depends on your
. ]5 H: b2 H1 \1 C. Ydreams.” So go to sleep.
8 [) K" U1 g) U9 I7 G- Q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) u* I2 D$ r. @- i @* m9 z5 i ]( `
There should be a
4 N- W% ?8 N+ tbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ h/ w {5 }0 J0 O+ T“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 M$ z" f3 ^$ B V; Y% U: oBut why take the risk?
. U' E; @$ X% |8 E$ b1 M5 V努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- W: m0 o3 E6 B+ R" D“Work fascinates me.“ I can 9 v. _. v! u' f7 I5 o
look at it for hours!# {. D$ U; H- L; p# x
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 p; q r. K" i; h+ m3 K: h* p+ EGod made relatives; Thank God we / g1 M) O' i" H" n
can choose our friends.
, }* v: [% X7 P( b0 T- Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; d( @; i+ T4 T0 cWhen two’s
- V; M( r5 r2 C0 Acompany, three’s the result!
# j' `3 Z4 e: \1 |: {* O两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
f: U( @' m+ U* p* u. hA dress is like a barbed % n' s( ~% V, S5 K5 F
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ) `. q. R+ E' ~) t
view.
- e$ o( b# g7 I- S7 z8 L' h9 S服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 s7 v4 F1 E3 j# \; s7 } U; ]" I$ ZThe more you learn, the more you know,
- M; j6 j; s ^# RThe more you know, the more you forget.
) Y. k2 i" u7 P1 q% rThe more you forget, the less you
+ N/ q9 D( P& D' Y* C, Tknow. So why bother to learn.
& `+ `# W7 C3 d1 O: o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 5 ?, o- N0 |: V
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