加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
. _+ c3 W8 {2 }) {- R# S% tgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* n! U5 y6 V  [8 P9 iLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
1 e; o: J9 ~7 {/ A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 n& G" P- c+ W) t* A! c6 yBehind every successful man, there is a
: D. ~( @6 f8 Uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 o2 H) `; d" n7 H1 v  K8 e* {7 `3 ?two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, z7 W9 p" S# g" P. GThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 @# _6 M8 R# {: v  \. jotherwise.
2 Z8 s: k+ f2 r" Z* K% c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# \8 O# n- u/ n. K4 T: YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
3 V2 E1 b7 t; Q3 T( T1 N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( @% V1 g' l$ O; s" z2 z6 HLove is
- a4 b# z( [/ T% I/ lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* h, \6 Z! D3 R1 P9 xchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" V9 q% k/ \$ M/ g) y“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: e( I" i. l7 a& @! T3 R& g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
; h# m- ~9 y- F/ g4 I, Cmorning.
0 u; S0 v# @9 ~/ \& u# l8 x. s( l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 J' P: T1 p, e8 n2 o) C( l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 o& J, z; u& Rlook at it for hours!
. C8 D; m" Y! X: \! g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
  g2 \2 H, S4 L8 i  V6 {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
: M" u* q6 `/ r8 i& Kcompany, three’s the result!
, \) _9 D2 F" |1 C: D两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 E. P4 K' n9 B3 \7 f+ Q" I8 j* LA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ a. |) Z7 |  Cview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
  D# u  u- \8 L% _2 ^$ bThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) K$ e$ q# s4 \) M7 ~4 j为什么学来着