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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
, D4 m3 ]$ A6 y/ h5 ]2 d* e6 MMastercard & Visa.
( y  }0 ]0 R5 G6 e钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ T' j/ F8 f7 O8 gOne should love animals. They are
. h. H7 r- g1 Y& B; Lso tasty.4 L) }' O2 w2 L5 f% f8 {/ C; t
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 k! q# F7 v3 m& WSave water. Shower with your
* \* r8 [7 {- T$ J+ g* x, V) Z& Dgirlfriend.! N  M* |8 O) M; l% [- w
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 I0 E/ W+ z1 P3 `" R+ NLove the neighbor. But don’t get 5 b* n" O/ @2 z6 t7 E: b' ^
caught.( i8 s5 W! o, D, q& x
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 D4 T2 W) T2 Y! l2 x. s+ Z5 h4 SBehind every successful man, there is a
6 u; @/ V" _, cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 F: T' x6 K& x& E/ [two.2 u# Z) ]" P: J& b) @# A5 w) ?
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) X& Z, {5 E+ |1 fEvery man should marry. After all,
+ z6 K/ z/ J( F2 Y) Nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
- n# P/ v) b* L; V3 q; Y) ?) A; _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。+ n+ ^4 R$ |6 b) e1 I5 t2 J! Q
The wise
/ t) B3 C6 `& [% I2 n/ g7 I/ wnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ E" {, @( E7 |8 hotherwise.  Q& i: A; l) H- q7 b
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 g& z; @% l0 L# C* [
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 a; q1 A: z. A% ]0 t; ymany relatives.
" w5 ^. [$ ^* I( x# b2 B成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( H" W6 X7 \* w4 g) t
Never put off the work till
5 l) R+ k9 q) L0 G# ztomorrow what you can put off today.
! v7 A  W8 T2 m# N2 }' r) X6 {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; A/ @, v( N8 t% R& eLove is
, x5 d" E- C3 g( g( }/ J" Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# j3 A; L& ^& X8 T# V; `* X3 g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& W+ t* L; z* \' AChildren in 8 E8 [# g/ k# n- r4 ?0 u
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 c% M9 H& V% h
children./ o' e- Q7 |) V. _. {) y5 ^7 P9 V- A
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' R* L" Y! D/ ~“Your future depends on your 1 B: X# k" M+ w0 q: w  i5 i! R
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 Z+ j, p: m2 a5 r+ Z) J“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。* r3 V9 h) T6 }( ^2 L, }  F; A, F
There should be a   C2 u, u7 I' N( h8 ?
better way to start a day than waking up every
& n5 Q' f" h5 O# z; Q% U: |morning.
' h. u0 b. p) ?) v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( L0 m: ~+ \: f) J8 G& V“Hard work never killed anybody.“ * r; G; \8 N, l, b, M8 T
But why take the risk?
% ^( b+ m, o  \- `" v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# U0 t% B8 L2 u: |7 Q3 m“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 U3 Z' k2 a  B3 Zlook at it for hours!' o9 S, s) b; [8 \5 O
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( v# |$ |2 r9 q4 F  BGod made relatives; Thank God we 8 P0 H$ S* ^! G; }  Z4 H$ W$ I
can choose our friends.1 Q! g0 a" c9 i1 O1 G
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: W0 z* [* `; U! Y  jWhen two’s 2 ]! G! c/ r# {6 S- x9 l
company, three’s the result!
9 ~2 C9 A& S1 Q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# c+ A1 G$ B% v* Z7 y6 @A dress is like a barbed ) U3 R+ `! ~' E& {
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the / y6 s& F; J3 q0 `& |
view./ e( K: p- D7 f
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 Z; P. w) m& P8 NThe more you learn, the more you know,
0 Q* w& Q# n3 k# f# qThe more you know, the more you forget.
# p6 s+ Q" d4 O; z* QThe more you forget, the less you ) _, x+ O% |' H5 R" L3 ?
know. So why bother to learn.0 Y6 }7 v) z5 g- P. X& {# U- ]; L
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 j# [* q: o. I  f0 c* k* l1 @  y为什么学来着
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