加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 s* y+ b- q2 m' S- @Mastercard & Visa.
- @/ x* g* F0 U, n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
& S  A  v$ h# _( h6 \! X, kso tasty.
" W/ u. }  k+ ]. {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" h4 p+ [! u: j, R6 ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
7 r5 V: o9 K. I) k" H% tcaught.
! \8 y! k% t+ T$ \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 x& Z8 v  Z# Yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* J0 w5 F, X3 [$ i2 t0 x$ \two.
- q5 V3 T" [2 s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 K! y; q, x' a$ S" _8 d1 bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 A2 u" J- W9 _; n) V: [# x: ~The wise
) r" `) L$ i# ~3 L) w' j, vnever marry, And when they marry they become
3 W$ M3 n6 b7 [9 I. O, h, x( Aotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
. m+ Q: W" J5 |! U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
9 B% `- K. `( v" @$ rtomorrow what you can put off today.
$ ~8 R$ O5 S1 r7 [! L* |8 d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
. Y7 V0 z& I" T  Gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- \/ u6 g+ Q2 ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 a5 l7 u7 ~3 achildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
" U2 x1 U# U7 F/ h4 C3 P3 Jdreams.” So go to sleep.
/ y' T* J+ z( }1 N9 ?, ]' S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
* h5 J( j+ D3 h! G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
- g/ R6 r8 Z: Y& H努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: A1 n  v  b3 \1 ?  c/ G“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 I3 P/ n: g4 i+ @! w+ Glook at it for hours!
  h  Q* i) F2 \( _& E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 Z- t) s; G; W2 u  [' C3 jcan choose our friends.
3 ?8 {0 F* N4 h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
& ^( b0 M2 `# u) Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 \1 ^  e4 D. G) R- uview.
) H+ M- q# Y' h0 h. C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 [# S0 k: {& y, F& _The more you know, the more you forget.
: ~9 g9 J  N  X( O7 H/ r* |, vThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着