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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
* `! P& n" w% S+ t: k9 l6 \Mastercard & Visa.
+ {, I0 o8 b! u" v+ X% b; }3 S9 [  a钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 P. E# y! l) N5 p: d& P$ _2 hOne should love animals. They are
& V  A% L2 F  ^& c3 O3 oso tasty.3 A; k) G0 q) h0 A
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 \5 d: E/ \- e: s9 w# GSave water. Shower with your
( Q' N0 {, J0 D( S$ ], h, Zgirlfriend.
5 F7 ]9 }8 m7 w# n5 H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 e" G  }7 F0 {' ^/ T. e
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 6 p( q0 N7 m5 W
caught.
9 ~; k( _3 v- e- w; Z9 |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。. Y6 j; {  o+ w
Behind every successful man, there is a ' L1 q  n9 p6 \3 V  }% [
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ! U9 ]/ @! w$ p6 E8 k4 A, T" f
two.
# I) ]( l- |/ w+ `- _1 b- l6 s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 S$ |6 s1 g, d6 L6 J  Q0 M, l+ H+ nEvery man should marry. After all,
& `3 s; I( j" N. O; [9 ~  T, `happiness is not the only thing in life.
; o5 z3 {4 G  e3 E0 G! k. |$ u" b再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ _, y5 M: j/ FThe wise
7 r( S# T) Q! T6 _4 xnever marry, And when they marry they become , ^9 I, e; ]2 t9 {
otherwise.
- W" Z/ M3 Y  c6 k" |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。0 r% w; Y, O. b6 n1 m
Success is a relative term. It brings so ! I( z* ?" J$ k8 n7 R
many relatives.  Z* D+ W# C" u- T& P2 y' h1 T9 A* ?7 u
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* |+ W) @- a& V$ w% lNever put off the work till
) t  }( G  B: ]% W5 l9 stomorrow what you can put off today.+ G3 B2 B8 }3 b5 W( u
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。  Z( C. I* f4 B/ V5 Z
Love is
5 N6 r+ _' H5 b  K. r2 `1 nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( h+ l% A! Z& K! X, u9 p
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! s/ q' |- X1 f% u" C& J7 PChildren in & r; h$ a, u, ]
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 R. K; A4 q3 _$ W! ochildren.* K3 Y) ^4 }" Y2 k! {
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. M2 C# D/ v0 `
“Your future depends on your
; i; ]- ~7 z- }' o' a1 F4 ydreams.” So go to sleep.
- t- M6 N( a3 v6 J“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" u5 J3 Y( s6 e. g0 C+ ?. B- M
There should be a 1 @, C9 _6 V5 N' a* w
better way to start a day than waking up every ' H3 j- J3 E% ?. M* W; g4 K
morning.
$ w& X9 \0 T1 T* `+ m9 x" q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" C0 ]  }: k& A0 [) b& K“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 S7 c/ W" D( D) N. g! \But why take the risk?
/ l* R# Q, e! b! p: p' w$ R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( O4 j- J, H- d$ o
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 3 w7 b3 D6 S: _# Q8 k# U) z0 U
look at it for hours!
9 j+ d, {& [' f" [' v! v: S2 c工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% a6 U' D1 z6 @% h: DGod made relatives; Thank God we
( S2 ~! d3 ]2 N5 z0 H8 B* Kcan choose our friends.2 q- f" q+ z1 _9 R/ c% o
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 I4 M0 b. n/ }0 n9 d3 MWhen two’s . n) P6 Z. @8 _* L
company, three’s the result!
5 u. \' @( B& J4 w6 b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!( {* ?* {$ [$ c. z' r9 O. E
A dress is like a barbed
; [  e! |9 J+ e) }1 ]  k( P  mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' ]' Y8 v/ G( a$ L* _view.
# b/ b3 a( Q8 P& N' b' T  ]$ T- w0 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 K9 D( O( ?( i# n- NThe more you learn, the more you know, 2 d5 u+ d" _7 m& `4 \
The more you know, the more you forget.2 t8 B# T! h" {1 I- N
The more you forget, the less you . S' C0 I; V) B2 _
know. So why bother to learn.5 x4 f8 \6 g( L
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 W8 E, d2 m; f: d为什么学来着
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