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Money is not everything. There’s
2 p4 O0 L/ U2 hMastercard & Visa.
4 r% s( e$ n) J5 b: {) ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* `. b# r) H+ s- c# POne should love animals. They are
5 J3 H( b+ \2 U( u/ h4 U7 a9 @' V- zso tasty.; B- |3 l( G% T- a2 M
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& Q: O v& X* Z* T1 V
Save water. Shower with your
: A, L) K) N- h/ f9 R7 L; Ogirlfriend.
& p( h9 d, I& l- V! e要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
`6 W/ w% E8 g1 D D, CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
7 N T- t+ |# K/ [% H% F- k Wcaught.
- @: u! K( {, J& R, {/ Q/ \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。3 O- r% }/ P5 h2 U" }
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ P3 g$ i& j3 r) G1 ~ v" O- pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; |) n2 x$ t4 e1 T3 P3 H2 Htwo.
/ W- a& a) [# |" F2 V每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, p, ]4 y. E; r
Every man should marry. After all, 2 _6 ]7 q2 J7 T/ h' N e5 j3 m
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 \8 F W" A+ f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 a+ G/ v2 ^4 K. M" n% Y# [The wise " W3 w5 W5 l, G( I! c
never marry, And when they marry they become
h8 L. s% p |/ t! H( i" l% zotherwise.
! K! h; Q! a* H0 m- M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。9 D9 d9 {" m3 Y3 h: N/ h2 W( b; s
Success is a relative term. It brings so % u2 y/ w* i* ?- i8 Q, `
many relatives., {6 Z) x- P$ ~% ~9 L! d
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 W- b/ w# ~8 |8 _% k2 BNever put off the work till + Q* L* c- |2 R8 R! |
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 `' I* B# W: I; f4 a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 l( g6 d* l# ?- ILove is
% W {4 }8 _ {1 G- ]- X3 E. a2 Kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 d7 F# R* g. X2 S爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 G, ?6 z& u# F5 S4 C! }
Children in ) P4 ]7 y& F9 y+ e
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ) u( P2 O" }, E' c m- |
children.
! b, i2 T" f% v! ?( K* i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。5 t/ O- E1 q, o" Z( f# O
“Your future depends on your
+ X3 w9 ?% `, ?$ @+ Ndreams.” So go to sleep.
- K4 M# n( T, L. R1 d" c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
% h0 S. L% W2 V( z$ w$ u. VThere should be a . L- N5 E2 n/ ?' H$ W$ R& Q
better way to start a day than waking up every
; }6 m" a* s8 A* X4 M( P' Y" tmorning. | t% z( U5 H/ v7 z4 Q
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: y; E+ t9 k. ~/ X8 W4 Y3 C“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 5 c5 C$ a0 e" D- z
But why take the risk?
' |7 j0 g* `5 Q' m努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- ?* i% _: R! A* q7 ~" N“Work fascinates me.“ I can * P) D$ p5 J, W) B& `; \; A- C
look at it for hours!
& A- o. |. o& F工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ Z/ c- v' F# bGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ f+ c$ A q2 Q2 B# D) rcan choose our friends.
; V b- e: q3 R; y& `& V) j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# p% h0 v# J! {3 L- dWhen two’s
4 j N O, V% R" ^6 ncompany, three’s the result!
4 _5 k4 ]6 [/ [' a C3 J* a( T两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!6 d) k% n }7 z ]9 p2 L1 Z
A dress is like a barbed
: M0 h7 x5 h" Gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( R5 A7 V+ k& y ~4 g6 e- C3 T% j7 |
view.
6 Z/ V. u$ _* C& b8 O& V2 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: D% _- \" g2 bThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 C' r) f' C \2 NThe more you know, the more you forget.
" u3 O, c+ |& C* [) G# GThe more you forget, the less you 6 {* G7 z- e0 g6 k
know. So why bother to learn.6 ~+ q( }2 u* {+ W* D
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 6 L5 T; M# {, [0 u, E# k
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