加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; ]7 \- E0 F$ ^8 F7 f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
& v; o1 c* L& N* n5 Bcaught.
  x) M7 K3 H7 |" @) W) N  u- ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; T7 l7 `, x0 k; s8 A4 zBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
" @' R- T6 W: ]4 `  j每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
; `$ W1 y" z  i) q+ j" khappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 l! c. x8 k# i& r: wotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
! }9 W$ ^9 b9 H4 T( R; Y& u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
7 ?- e4 C, r6 n: q4 z8 g1 jtomorrow what you can put off today.
. x. n. \4 l% _- a) f; T7 A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 U' X$ c' b" B" Y8 ~5 dLove is
! ]* G8 ?2 A5 c2 i: uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. E7 L* A- I/ Q' q$ |5 f% s6 N# uchildren.
) d3 g+ z9 S# r4 r6 E. {+ ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
( E+ c- j( z* c% g  X& s5 [4 p1 Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
- o6 N, H1 X' R2 S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* r1 o; l/ z  J5 l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( b% I; H( V  R3 B- Tlook at it for hours!
* f! z4 @. u6 ^( Z9 Y' U3 `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
- x# T. s  D  x1 e! N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( Q) ?9 M# p, c; u8 `3 Qview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ m; ]; b2 M# d4 z; i4 DThe more you know, the more you forget.
# _/ @: R2 b6 r8 lThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
7 X5 g9 D( v- I# N+ h学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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