加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
0 v6 L5 c. l' Q( t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
) w6 ]& [1 j) M$ ?7 ?6 i, D7 E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 P- I: u+ T+ O- H" G- {Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
$ Y: A( o( P2 E* m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
0 k# ]/ t8 e, ~( m' U) j7 Icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
, L! E& S/ b' O$ ]" U* _* F4 Qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' E! w7 c2 M4 h) n! f8 E% v) I* `# j; ZEvery man should marry. After all,
, k1 e% P" m+ P' E& W% Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
6 M+ m  e! c/ Y' ~4 A; x- a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 _. `! g; {+ M" B2 t4 ^9 TThe wise
2 \# C: P5 l4 g# unever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 b9 W9 j, C+ E9 [. U7 t- x- FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 t  C) e9 r; R) M$ |9 iNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 L' z; A! I. G  Q- c0 x1 J) uLove is
# W1 ]7 O( Y4 `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ x; {0 c/ g7 [backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
$ J: O: y3 ~# E% s1 t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 q& o- c8 W* d“Your future depends on your
0 c1 L0 D$ f# t. K8 Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 P% P% Y  a! w) O0 U6 @' ?There should be a
' B% I' f& ]& V% U. y# q2 Wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
. g) r% m& z+ n- F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 D$ l) x7 t) U6 n  Z% p9 H“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 p" U5 t  T( a- a0 h; x$ lGod made relatives; Thank God we
1 v7 `. q7 J/ T7 Ncan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
- x0 V. N, f5 s7 V7 f0 C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 W( V( |) ^3 ^' [) q% O5 ~view.
4 o' V" B- V) M7 k1 Y. @& d) y2 C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
' D* K; ^4 ?- G0 X( O) LThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
8 e6 N. c3 D4 `# r8 i+ }学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 p1 }- b. n0 e  t+ ]为什么学来着