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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
+ b/ h+ _5 L; I, D/ |2 S3 [Mastercard & Visa.
/ b* p9 ^4 f4 c* l# ^1 a9 w钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  e" j3 q( a; P6 S& N7 POne should love animals. They are ; ~# \. M: ]5 f' W! X
so tasty.
& c0 x3 G! K$ \6 Y1 L  j+ e7 j$ D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  F- C% Z3 g% L% t' ~; ]; v1 u8 S' iSave water. Shower with your . l" I( y; L+ h" v
girlfriend.) Q% J0 H4 K1 C0 w+ x! s
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 T: A. m" h+ z& D1 H2 l$ P
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 7 K7 s' L' K( ?" w9 a" F1 E$ d
caught.
5 o% K5 w2 Q/ V. p3 A  `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ G- n% r& ?* w
Behind every successful man, there is a * F5 ?( r! S6 U* q9 ^0 s
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 q1 a5 O: K! O" ?. F2 ptwo.
8 R4 c2 `8 R$ }( \1 n每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# m" f' w: {/ _' d- XEvery man should marry. After all,
" p1 w# D/ e" N* rhappiness is not the only thing in life.7 H/ S/ S3 C! t& N# e5 _9 x4 v( [$ I
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 y! V2 E% _" t' H9 _
The wise , X; x% k% J5 F1 H5 |# L
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ i+ l6 x6 h% T8 V& ?otherwise.' i; _, w, b; H7 o5 o
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 L8 C. v$ l4 r( gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ Y9 `& Y6 Z0 c. {many relatives." ?5 r8 Y: x8 \# ]6 w; H3 A1 O
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: P+ t0 r4 Y5 X  \7 j$ J
Never put off the work till
  C! i' k; \; w" V+ B2 s$ Wtomorrow what you can put off today.3 `( u2 p6 o2 `0 V) a0 Y$ ~
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! C* a: T: v/ p2 FLove is
/ D6 w7 b8 |! yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! ]6 L3 m5 P& P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) B* I0 ]. p! B+ f& X
Children in % t0 I! d  M! u" \' O
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 S7 H$ n% f, f$ d% ]children.) I- Q% E: ~: o
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) K, k- F9 P1 K) j/ r; f' H“Your future depends on your # i; f4 k- a) F- S  i' e
dreams.” So go to sleep.  g4 ^9 C' s5 i- j5 p0 _/ ?
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。, W$ N6 A$ N$ ^0 N; N0 D' I- [
There should be a
8 I7 }; `0 [, I8 l- Ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
1 z; |% S, S; W& [8 o# s7 Kmorning.7 x3 Y+ I$ k: ~1 A- h4 ~
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。% u8 u& V+ q- Y( b
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 4 z" _6 r! O5 H/ x% |+ A
But why take the risk?
4 x; h. J2 Q, `3 H5 N. q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。  d) S; }" e5 c, r- W
“Work fascinates me.“ I can : L$ X5 R  ~! M8 P5 b% ~, B
look at it for hours!4 b" p+ o( @- a0 o7 \
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 z* c- u1 q( d. A; j- ]8 iGod made relatives; Thank God we $ ~8 J' G' D3 S$ A/ d1 e
can choose our friends.
  u. \# @! [5 W6 ]- R7 g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. g% I* _4 C* D' X1 nWhen two’s
8 l6 q' ~, {& W7 wcompany, three’s the result!
, G" J+ n: J0 v% k- o3 X& a两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!  t% W! i* G# B( G) g/ n4 G' N* _
A dress is like a barbed " O( s! Z  ^/ [; F- t# {
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. Y. h& ?, Q, M) E5 Rview.
7 |& o- F9 q- s; |& ~6 Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ w7 j, C, x/ s, g' R4 n2 ?The more you learn, the more you know, " j' G9 U- B0 ]2 n$ @
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 G; h7 M, w! O: g* ~2 q0 `+ Q9 mThe more you forget, the less you
" U1 N3 T' i# P( ]  zknow. So why bother to learn.: H" [3 ~* }) D  `5 N
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ T, S8 e1 i1 ^; |0 A0 ~* e; t0 D5 `为什么学来着
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