加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- ~8 K8 I: C2 v& {One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
& o4 g" f9 x- [  H6 a$ i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
& _; j* t9 s6 n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' x' H# l, w8 h- o9 cBehind every successful man, there is a
/ F6 x* H) y9 {. yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
" [1 M) S5 x- g# {+ X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 C' n6 \4 C% ^# w/ XEvery man should marry. After all,
) B# b( p" \/ |" l- ]$ ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 {2 z( B1 O# h4 p( \Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, h" L4 q: ~" `7 ~/ Y9 aLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, _( M+ R5 O0 k. I/ ^0 `/ }9 w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 j9 `. I0 g8 x7 e$ Z“Your future depends on your
$ B$ x0 _7 a! z+ Wdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 k3 I* }& T/ U: Z2 S- MBut why take the risk?
( I! u) r: W) Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, Q! A: Q4 j+ {( w% v, S! }' o“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 l( |$ ]0 L  o& rlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; C2 f5 Z5 \) X/ J: ~2 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ ~5 Z- p9 W8 C' m9 L" UWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ V3 x( {% z! f! g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
; e. C0 L6 k8 M3 z# K5 hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
4 @# g7 _) i8 i/ b# v0 z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 h. k6 m' L2 H" |The more you learn, the more you know,
0 ?+ I" ^  O! Q$ F% }The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
0 J& G6 N) _- Z: _5 T; ]know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ }( {! f+ d* o+ q* V为什么学来着