加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
3 _# |# U) n( D7 S% ?- n( v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, j) w7 t$ @7 {: G; LBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% P8 M( j7 ]7 U! V7 ~9 f9 yEvery man should marry. After all,
0 P+ J& |8 W. I( Y) J+ [! Y% N+ {happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 i9 h+ t% x  Y( k3 KThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 {  x& k- y- t, }6 L! _1 N+ q0 |' gotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
. A4 ~0 r, h* C. H3 L' Dmany relatives.
$ ]. N( i5 O% T# l$ I8 b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 e9 l: |$ h4 A0 `! [7 U/ R/ Q/ ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' j0 @9 _0 o/ {- vLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. N( g) s! o, P* c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* N) I# d7 f& S" wChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* e" G& ~" p) e" f3 r0 |dreams.” So go to sleep.
: S; p/ ~! T, @; v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
' X# l; c" `  a$ A7 O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 m/ i# a# s' G$ q$ F3 @“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
/ B7 K5 d$ E/ o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: Z3 @9 h# m1 p; E2 T$ B“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
; j/ M, b4 [7 M( J7 N工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 {- f" L2 K- `% |1 zGod made relatives; Thank God we
8 s& _! S1 @" J4 ican choose our friends.
7 |/ X# e6 W- g) |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- p4 t( p4 {9 i. ]( `5 T0 TWhen two’s
' d* D+ o* g' k# Y# d( j; b0 Rcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) C8 E) o2 |& B9 ~The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
7 V) G6 U/ g  ]7 l& Cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 N4 h9 p- {2 r' N9 T4 A# ]为什么学来着