加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: H* J9 r' @/ _5 \5 c7 nMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
; a; W; W. ]; h0 {so tasty.
  U% l8 Q0 Z3 V, }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 U: @4 C# p& }1 e% SSave water. Shower with your
2 B7 N: d* l' D2 b; V8 ?% ?girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! E" C0 v3 n+ k! R/ L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; |" ~4 k2 X. hBehind every successful man, there is a
* [0 o; B/ r9 Oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( w5 x; R+ Q4 v$ itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ n/ @/ k* b" V/ GEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 n, g' Y$ V2 K, H- N0 R4 v. `) }otherwise.
% X  A# H( o' M6 y. K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% K8 s  D' q/ [1 [; sSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ W4 E1 }: \+ k; }: m  D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 ]7 {6 j) ?! }5 j6 p9 M6 `Love is
8 p. Q) t) {$ \: p3 _+ `/ u. P+ tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) H4 e5 y2 {5 F. s: s爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ i& w$ W; k8 ~/ H" Z' @% }Children in
: X+ s5 x0 F0 E) n* mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
* E* d, x! z* t  x后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& Z# L( V: Z5 Z% \“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 |2 [! O2 @/ S' W+ b- AThere should be a
5 h- l+ h; F9 K7 t; |6 \+ c1 u; ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
( `# k( x! E  r; D! U. imorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 }; a9 p9 B. o) L5 s% P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ t5 T9 {; {; U- _' uGod made relatives; Thank God we
0 H) R6 L9 {  c* k8 {. L9 F* ~0 Fcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) \1 O4 k/ G0 F, v) D1 SWhen two’s
) ~' [  j$ _8 `6 U- i) R0 ]company, three’s the result!
2 P6 q5 y: @: u% C0 l7 X* L, d* }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 G5 P3 n3 f; W8 ?8 GA dress is like a barbed
# F* f  G, l% ^: xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% ?! T4 O3 R9 [2 bThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# Z3 v; }& ?4 RThe more you forget, the less you
, b) |' u1 r* Nknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着