加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ M0 g* Z- ?6 E, H6 XMastercard & Visa.
8 p6 Q/ u. t4 z+ L; L- J: `' q4 Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
0 r- m: T  F3 U& K) m) Pso tasty.
4 G  {) ]# T. @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 X; n% H9 _4 u1 P1 O. t9 aSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" D6 P5 B- `; N, YLove the neighbor. But don’t get
/ A2 m( _9 I5 U/ qcaught.
" }! L" I! u# H3 C7 x要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
& q$ L" ]8 j6 l+ v7 q; i" ?' iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% J) @* e) n8 @3 S6 J* v0 E0 utwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% F' t% E) ]3 v" d1 kEvery man should marry. After all,
3 ^4 M. \5 f5 Z: ~5 ^1 ^0 M% |# Fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
  N/ q0 ^0 b  G3 Onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
' l# e$ D/ w1 T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
6 Y8 ~' G0 u- b8 G% o& V' p# Tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
" V' i' Z* o" f  _( c' n5 {: @" Adreams.” So go to sleep.
  C' W5 v4 `/ m/ [, i# I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 `* [0 Q& Q# s$ ]! N  \& @There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 T1 Z" i3 X) v8 MBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 V1 m& a! R/ o* ~+ Z; X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! U* z# T3 I3 {" s  D/ VGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, t3 G4 `7 A. i3 {7 m( BWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
% ]4 B' v) m: l: xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
9 W$ Z/ {8 t) b4 {8 hThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# V' B( t; q6 p. b4 h3 x! mknow. So why bother to learn.
5 L! t8 ~: Q' E+ x$ X: Y! X6 t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 `) x: a. L# `; {1 @/ Y& g为什么学来着