加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
  ~0 i# R& ?* u: ^5 _Mastercard & Visa.
+ T) G5 W  [. N$ \7 G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
' R+ n' f9 u0 j) i' }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
! `$ s6 P+ D9 M9 x& ?0 igirlfriend.
7 Y( C4 P' g/ T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. D, ?, j2 a( ^6 i& L0 \! `Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: a* O6 g0 c) o! v- w; v3 ^1 uBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
3 X# {5 q+ }4 V+ a. g0 ztwo.
+ S/ V8 A4 n7 B: a$ Q" F7 J每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' ^# |3 \' h( z/ OEvery man should marry. After all,
' b# X) N( I: e, thappiness is not the only thing in life.
2 r- I0 b3 R9 ]9 m; K6 B8 @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 }; n2 I( k( YThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
: O7 h. B  c. O/ dotherwise.
# I4 i, y2 y; f8 q* ^- o" Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 `/ I& X$ a$ g; w8 d+ Dtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 N0 }2 u) d+ U' k9 gLove is
; r* v& }8 F% o& D. r1 G: b5 @/ Sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 C8 I+ Y- B7 w1 k- r爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 Z6 o6 Q, j6 r, Y8 C/ t* ?children.
( c* _$ D+ O% d  i9 e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! T& b0 G+ L2 H* P“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
  p! ^* r7 I0 O5 E/ F; o6 }2 vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& E8 b; a( r" e3 F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: n1 S' G. V. B; q1 A“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
& P% n( B* Q; Ocan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- f4 x0 n- [* ^0 N6 r' \When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 m9 X% N$ ^5 h; W: {7 gA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
. ]5 C9 o" `5 Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 {( h, P) v/ r! K4 nThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
9 Z, M: z: x5 a( Z% F7 h5 uknow. So why bother to learn.
  y4 J- N6 w0 K! v. y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 k4 u5 c* q( X" r为什么学来着