加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 d6 N- x! `5 n# c8 IMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
1 T' H$ f9 E9 r% u- o" jOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
& b; W; f  A0 d- c/ |. |. l每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* |* Z! @" g4 D3 I* icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
+ y& \' N$ \$ L5 `6 }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 t6 D! {, ~: ~7 R- c: BEvery man should marry. After all,
% l- m  F1 @/ H$ W+ r  q( N( g8 a4 i/ Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ ]* u" H- q6 G, ]: DThe wise
; P8 K& }  @/ s, l* C8 Wnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
- H; b' A6 d' r3 T# E/ |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, p- Z" Y9 V$ {# g0 u4 j. g1 [成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* ?6 ?* B% p; Z" g, F3 I' K8 @Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 k+ S  t7 n* p% D% w0 s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 J* T: m: m8 p3 V/ ^Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 g) o" ~. m. A$ q# g* x4 D* OChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
. ^) D9 J2 B0 h0 `dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
8 a! c* G7 Q2 T. y: Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
4 r7 j6 j( E, G4 x% M努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ m! K. K0 e! z$ ?1 U: ~“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
; k6 p4 D( Z$ x. y9 q8 t5 |工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
9 @" w. W# l% U6 H7 d' o! z0 V! x# Hcan choose our friends.
' Y; \8 i) I; L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
2 X  C9 @  ]$ r  gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
4 O  S: l; R1 l  p  F; jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ l; Z3 Y7 W/ w/ p0 dview.
! @7 T8 e4 q4 `1 S, b# z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
$ v8 T6 w' U9 @# YThe more you know, the more you forget.
( D5 b, f5 o9 t* {; p  S9 @( XThe more you forget, the less you
: }) g2 m; w8 ^* A& p; a  S2 Z' Nknow. So why bother to learn.
* W  u0 m1 d+ i/ Z# L6 l学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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