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Money is not everything. There’s 0 e; h6 n K$ f' T
Mastercard & Visa.
6 C1 w( Q1 ^ k& A8 f2 m3 r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' Y! V6 W0 s3 Q7 x5 I. D
One should love animals. They are 4 h! G7 J% Q$ _3 Q' B( L* w
so tasty.
: E7 v; X4 o l: D1 L* }4 @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& q( I$ q' E3 D' a; @* j+ H. m
Save water. Shower with your * k% ~# B! B3 @6 ?
girlfriend.
n: r: s! q X% S8 T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: X" Y% T) q( g9 o& A$ Y7 x. KLove the neighbor. But don’t get + c U* t- \& M7 G
caught.
& {7 Q# S' K% y1 U; S6 u0 T: R' Q0 C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。0 b7 S! g0 Z h* e9 c0 a7 L- J
Behind every successful man, there is a 0 |8 C4 @) G i/ M8 B
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 3 c5 v5 }! q. a
two.8 l4 f( v4 v& {/ F' v. d
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- i0 H2 X# n+ V. q$ H( PEvery man should marry. After all, ! m' [$ G: j `
happiness is not the only thing in life.
- ~8 u+ T6 a8 m3 J% X j再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。3 V4 `, ~+ T# R) g
The wise 0 q; R) u. X# ]# P( W. Z( L4 r
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。7 c* ^* i+ t) N
Success is a relative term. It brings so 3 h% w5 f6 j/ {( ]0 `) u
many relatives.
, c, d! \8 I3 P! u5 R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 I7 A" U1 s6 d* a
Never put off the work till
, N8 ?# n, ^8 ]) L* X$ Htomorrow what you can put off today.
0 X9 d) U, F# V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 E2 Q& u& E" _Love is
% K( P+ D0 i6 ^1 gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop." U+ }+ Q& h. z/ J: E8 S6 h1 U
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 E/ y8 d% O% _3 I6 \Children in
4 H+ v2 V# H5 Y0 Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 z" ]0 o* a) r
children.( N, T- T# z w/ A6 Q$ i; a
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ s, J" i, c6 B) W) C! g“Your future depends on your ' P2 c5 `; a) [
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! ?! Y; \; ?8 O1 O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 f! h! _4 d D: Z9 x
There should be a
& d: ~) b9 p+ W5 [; M, x& j! Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every + `9 G6 d+ X: K1 m( ^
morning.
0 W; W" E) O+ o$ C" c* e9 X, X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! E; K) t3 C. T* y“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " v2 e9 a% K @
But why take the risk?+ i3 s, f- O, T5 l! P5 F z0 @
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ p0 W! d9 A9 K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 H, ^) p! N7 A6 N* t$ F! {4 L9 Flook at it for hours!
' i" p8 ~' x2 m$ Y$ f工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) c8 i9 | C- J% k
God made relatives; Thank God we
( {% c+ s( n: K$ R! S Xcan choose our friends.
5 R$ s* h# {8 E0 A( Q9 G神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。0 ~# K3 v7 q' N% g2 n# ^
When two’s
D% x: S% T. _5 F8 vcompany, three’s the result!
; s) I6 w$ P5 ]% r, k7 v两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ e! }6 h; v, D9 HA dress is like a barbed " Z s) l. O2 N8 Y7 x9 Q
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. Y6 F* u$ w" i2 u4 I# i g, w4 Pview.
4 h4 ~0 m3 d3 [" s1 ]) P K6 a服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 k% J: w- V& c, d1 F
The more you learn, the more you know,
, C7 |, l3 F5 e! L3 w* qThe more you know, the more you forget.
% H- C8 a6 _, @0 H% C9 R7 d! kThe more you forget, the less you p$ E+ H- T/ E; e8 P( y
know. So why bother to learn./ f( a5 [- L/ s$ e: @" C
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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