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Money is not everything. There’s 2 J; [$ c+ m$ H5 o& G, F$ F
Mastercard & Visa.4 f! ~: G! ?3 ~' x0 ~8 ?: x' u" i
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
W1 W3 Z1 V; t" H9 N7 _4 XOne should love animals. They are
3 T5 d, Z( }, J j; J0 B6 Jso tasty.8 ? N# k5 [. e! |
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Z) E0 S% [, A* X! X: p
Save water. Shower with your
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! c% o* F$ f2 {5 P5 ^3 Y# }9 ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get . e, H' g" m8 h, o1 b- B
caught.; \- B- K8 O+ [
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 C' I/ e% `1 |: y$ t' f4 DBehind every successful man, there is a * P; }8 G3 L+ a5 U; G
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: k! E; [7 {* N' LEvery man should marry. After all, h$ n5 h+ g7 E
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' } L% N) B* R* n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. K. ^) x; N' G& S5 J2 b
The wise
$ B6 H3 a5 m' z: B) {8 f5 o8 ]never marry, And when they marry they become 1 r9 C: g! C; L" Q( n
otherwise.
2 {6 r" D; B1 J& U8 R) N& P+ { r+ W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 L% Y, G. P) A! v2 B, Z# _ ?" F
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, I7 E: O) J2 h* G w; [6 u
Never put off the work till 4 q8 K8 k: r/ o( Q8 t r, @4 w, x
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 T; r. @. A* Y' ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 r) |2 J' U' x: B" yLove is
! j$ ` o2 \- ?photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.6 p; k0 E! Z2 X( ~8 Q4 j" T/ B1 L
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 H7 F8 w* k- ?) X, k" w
Children in 9 Z$ y+ C4 K; I& t0 y
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 e' {2 A0 A! m2 d x6 ?“Your future depends on your
2 o8 u1 y9 y% `dreams.” So go to sleep.8 Z5 X L1 M/ t5 o7 ~) b
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. o2 q+ I3 f8 E1 x5 o% R% W
There should be a . P7 ]/ e" ]- l8 C; }3 H# q
better way to start a day than waking up every
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0 q, A: ]/ J: U X9 n& D& A应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ [ H! n" w# G' G" {
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " c- p! Q; y" F5 N
But why take the risk?
. M) C1 b6 M; _, o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 e6 t9 N( s1 ~3 B2 X“Work fascinates me.“ I can 5 z1 m) l2 [9 h: {6 d: L
look at it for hours!
6 e0 U$ U1 I: R' v1 Z) i工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, G4 N' k( U8 {* f D+ ] |
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 q3 ~* m; ]6 j: [; P6 Acan choose our friends.9 A. P; e7 E) l/ n" P
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! m9 R6 n- |6 W& E; W
When two’s ( N( J" i7 ], X* b2 P5 D7 v
company, three’s the result!
. W0 s, J) k) I) d5 R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ K4 H9 j. p# G$ N+ H, jA dress is like a barbed
' P+ T! v* ]+ w' E0 [fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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7 n& d5 Q$ }, Q |/ E: C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& _, l, D4 i `' \" }# T# ?. N# qThe more you learn, the more you know, # P A( w1 B: y. h. ?5 G% T! y9 f
The more you know, the more you forget.
# \6 s% f% G1 l2 k! G m4 ^The more you forget, the less you
/ G$ x2 i( I" `* Y* {! I5 Yknow. So why bother to learn.
$ ^( \, ?7 |+ B: G) g0 e# F* ^) a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ; \; W. E7 Y! _' Z# Q; m- Q
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