加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
5 ]# v: c1 s: k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 E$ T8 o  w6 v8 N5 Z5 ^) e2 @8 BOne should love animals. They are
( g& w" _' F" q  Jso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. S6 J! Z+ W  Q3 U! ~' H* ASave water. Shower with your
0 _- c: ^( O' u7 v2 E4 |girlfriend.
! A4 g3 G+ f8 `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) o7 ?# _4 Y3 C, Q+ ~! q7 Ucaught.
  n! l2 f& Y4 D* O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- m+ L# |8 J( g; Z: f8 xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 ~$ \& u7 Q! v+ M3 H' c) b6 U; g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ |$ \! E& w* q7 p6 N7 u& S6 YEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) g% J- ?: V" l$ |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) Q+ ?1 V- O2 t% P; [The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 T  F) ]$ S2 n% nmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
8 R( C0 E" W! y7 vtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ S- l1 B0 r1 ?4 cLove is
# w: W. g( G# b3 c7 k5 U1 mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' h9 |, {* b3 r; t, Kchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  [2 Q4 G( N' P. L“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! X" W! [8 a7 J" h7 _) {. r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
1 {5 r3 H* ^0 ]9 j  hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
& M+ H- X  _! N% K9 W2 l/ X5 ]morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" ]' T0 G% x8 }. PBut why take the risk?
' d$ a6 e- o9 v' c" _3 W+ V, C" T3 p! o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! o: q0 m/ f. u( I3 t9 FGod made relatives; Thank God we
# R& W4 q9 e# O9 X8 }, P9 m, ocan choose our friends.
, u, H8 {' V# r  i神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 W! Y9 X9 U3 L: D2 w5 X- @A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 q3 ~' g4 x& z; A  Sview.
( n1 B* x9 {  {+ a+ C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 o. x7 j! R& k# Q! `* \The more you learn, the more you know,
% |; O/ s6 z0 q% F& d3 q3 m, ?The more you know, the more you forget.
1 ^$ \! \5 A4 x' \) K* XThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 i0 \9 k: x* g! ?# }; }! v+ f. _为什么学来着