加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
- f$ }) {2 W+ |% c. L' ^$ {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ k4 q: {' O) o2 d1 c5 KOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 h5 [; A* j# \: Z! oSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% Y& _& |5 R8 v1 V; t9 zBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: g: _4 n8 Q! y5 ~8 y1 Y$ ntwo.
  k- v% v( O! h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: D: y  J$ S  u& ]1 _4 v4 J" [1 hEvery man should marry. After all,
: J# p1 i% _: J. M. B  F1 G7 D: Thappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ Y/ e. b" H2 z. A再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
5 v% f" ]0 b6 }% \) o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 A/ ]- j& |% Y0 n7 a0 ?Never put off the work till
; l  m/ P" A; r6 }9 Htomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
5 L. O# F$ R% Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; Z8 s* E/ A9 w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
0 I3 X  I3 V& E& j$ K' T' Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 d+ }1 [" K  i/ s: {3 i4 tchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
7 G! N6 B1 O% s. ^0 C9 Udreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 I* i, p2 ?5 u$ a, uThere should be a
7 q& q3 d: E& p1 \better way to start a day than waking up every
/ d$ B: c1 P, F! A& @) j% ]morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, r% f% [( k8 D7 a% y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 f1 `6 m4 \$ C. [look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, E! G/ k. n  dGod made relatives; Thank God we
7 r; J! E3 {8 u1 j# ycan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 W. b" f& [+ M. v7 F6 J9 {When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 F* p0 _0 v) kA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
+ x$ @9 _. m6 \) L% V: d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: F8 P+ E8 y* v& M* bThe more you learn, the more you know,
. r' o8 X+ ]5 q! }) Q0 ]+ {The more you know, the more you forget.
' Q, F9 M/ K5 J' `- o# GThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着