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Money is not everything. There’s ( M/ f# ~7 E3 T7 }
Mastercard & Visa.
0 a# ?% m( U& m8 L& n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 }6 G0 `( N- p/ D9 UOne should love animals. They are 9 c9 T' A( Z! q7 \- m- Z1 r' X
so tasty.% _) o) ~! D1 Z& a" L7 _) p
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。0 J0 v7 T& V! b; N0 I, o$ [! Q) x4 _
Save water. Shower with your
- g$ K4 C8 r- Z" l4 Q+ q C @; Hgirlfriend.
N2 s' v1 k/ \5 O" k" [: Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' a! e- e# \+ }
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 7 |3 E' w' c/ `& ^, j3 ?" ?8 t
caught.
& o+ a/ W7 u: B6 i2 E2 m要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 G, P o$ _" Y! q5 y2 s
Behind every successful man, there is a ; E7 W5 y! }: |/ ]! ^( ^. g
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 K; _! @1 C5 u! T$ H& ltwo.6 x$ Q7 X. s8 C. L, i$ H. D
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 w/ H: H- I* N' q. s" NEvery man should marry. After all, : z$ [8 n# b+ j+ [
happiness is not the only thing in life.
, f- a" X. ~8 |4 |# c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 Z! ~. e% k0 l G
The wise
8 |2 I+ w0 }5 [- M% M" b# Knever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ b# d# B# Z+ d4 y; \; }% vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
* E% t* Z6 f) dmany relatives.
& [; e# k; c0 G* ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! }8 v; [9 q# ^- t: pNever put off the work till - [8 p2 |& ~( a3 m: A) E
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" k* e, M. H( V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) T) b" e, s9 j. R* f/ E9 m; eLove is
+ |* R0 l ^* B" I4 Bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 L+ b; s8 m$ D1 Y5 y) m0 h: q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 i [2 y9 E+ x4 E
Children in * f+ r Z% w6 W" S+ z2 z$ c
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause + ?2 P+ K* Y9 r, k& f
children.
3 B8 `% n2 s+ P0 Q1 p/ r% G# [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 t4 S; K/ u' e“Your future depends on your
1 h& _/ J3 u( ydreams.” So go to sleep.. }( B" |. ?7 G/ w. _, Y
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ C( I, S5 M& v5 BThere should be a 8 e M4 c+ j. l$ _' ^
better way to start a day than waking up every / b N* O" p' c- m6 o
morning.. s8 T0 ^" E4 j ^ _* t' M8 C2 L+ u
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' @( j1 U) ~* ?8 M* o4 o“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ B' w0 q7 s* X- ^& L0 V9 w7 H; @( gBut why take the risk?
/ o3 w, n- q# |$ ]$ M! A& U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。0 L# q. R6 ]& d+ O' W' Z7 l/ Q9 [
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 W! c0 t1 p8 u- N5 F1 i5 Tlook at it for hours!: W2 o7 x4 f; P: t
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 X: |( `9 J& l" N4 ^
God made relatives; Thank God we
, k; ^" b( r8 ~- ]: I/ @, ^can choose our friends.1 c6 X# ?$ O) A' v/ }1 C
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 z$ V w" N2 k6 F# t. nWhen two’s , q+ A5 z6 H9 U
company, three’s the result!6 e" D9 H0 Q% t: |0 W A
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' O% g: U; S& d4 f" h% DA dress is like a barbed 6 z9 y3 Z# h9 x. n
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! B a1 ]' l8 T1 c; W1 Qview.
! j; Z3 K3 f4 N- }服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* ]! @2 o; Z7 R7 t2 kThe more you learn, the more you know,
# x- _ w2 V L9 yThe more you know, the more you forget.) o8 |* P# s, {( \2 ]/ A" V
The more you forget, the less you / j7 F0 s5 P3 k% z% ^
know. So why bother to learn.
/ J( {7 F, \, m/ @7 U' W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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