加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
/ d$ e8 j( U9 m" y4 i$ O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: v4 ?7 @) Z  c: {1 {One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ D/ f  i( M7 V' E5 }! rgirlfriend.
  o# e( R1 f8 V& E. Z  Z6 A/ \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 u1 y! P5 g7 K/ J1 l( g/ d( aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
" e1 O* y* m$ y- R2 M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 ]+ n. _; c! S/ u) KBehind every successful man, there is a
8 r! t% m$ s! w+ Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
: i3 M' c; L* p' h& x" H( K, u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
0 ^' G* C& M' H1 p4 [, inever marry, And when they marry they become
, p1 P- ~  J+ xotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 i! }1 V" {% o2 o& lSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
5 I" d! }6 D" ~" J成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
4 R) C. s* D7 ?" v! h' a. Gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
  ?- F6 X" c* a+ Obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# @/ j: _: i5 v% v2 t: {  }children.
' i; O$ Z. G5 h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# n* v* o4 |( {dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' q) m$ R9 R9 `7 O' U* @! kThere should be a
& a$ _, B, u+ i$ h7 S; h& G5 }better way to start a day than waking up every
+ r$ F" h/ }3 B+ N1 amorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 L$ {4 R# K$ g) e% O8 cBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
7 Y& N0 B2 I5 W, @- m4 W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
( v3 E0 X1 o  [. `5 o. O& b) S5 K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 G, R0 m/ ~; F0 K9 mWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ b3 [6 m" N  S) G8 d2 p  g7 h两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
! @6 _. I; i6 Q/ c1 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# [) R7 C% r$ M! n3 t6 k+ ?' hknow. So why bother to learn.
% \0 K3 E1 u/ f+ ]  @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ A" ~/ i, d$ n! h+ c) i为什么学来着