加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
4 m: \" [: H' w! z: i* `so tasty.
" f9 z  W; d/ g, O" F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% ]% D, ^8 [; z+ v& V" ULove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( O+ I$ J* }7 l' Z: U- W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
4 V; K) ~  C0 x% pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) R/ o! i' Z/ ctwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
8 y6 ]% S1 u- V8 k1 Uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
- ^$ V4 r1 B/ w再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
7 ^. K) ^' S, E# ?( B$ h: N, z4 e6 ^never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' R& h' W1 G$ t  \Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
$ ?- d* g! a0 h# K2 V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! u% l2 H" c1 C, o8 b5 U$ ?Never put off the work till
' o! l5 A6 i, Y) Y. utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; S. e% i/ {" ]0 FChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
+ V) i- j( Q' W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 @! q9 ~( G) ?) C4 e“Your future depends on your
7 W' U# r& K) n6 b  E3 @% Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
# Z  C! v& }3 q! g" D. `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 q. ]7 R) R  B! W7 N' `9 }morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' [  q4 X+ r! @. V$ E. Y% D/ ^! T* gBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- R0 }* M$ @0 G' Q. @, N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  H! t, o' m2 d' s  R- C! U& s9 [look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& ?7 T$ Z2 D2 s% x3 y9 m  F, D3 C" @God made relatives; Thank God we
# t/ F) E; T6 w7 Bcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
4 E4 j6 d9 |5 j7 ?  I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& {+ z$ h  _, g* O" c6 s# dA dress is like a barbed
1 U: h" V1 ~6 Z7 j+ O7 {, t5 ?4 Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) {  @4 s9 `  ~5 N4 e) H' a& }view.
5 \2 ^+ Q. \( N. F1 ~! ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
* a6 J5 ?8 |* X1 M4 AThe more you know, the more you forget.
7 o7 u0 t, _, L1 c) ^The more you forget, the less you
1 V0 y% m( _) P- a' T: zknow. So why bother to learn.
, B; S5 }2 c! M, `/ k  U学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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