加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# ?- m& I$ r" b2 S+ Q( VOne should love animals. They are
9 m$ n7 o0 G1 Y. Y! E8 [7 v8 bso tasty.
( q. @5 J3 T- ]# M! I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 V: E1 Z* |+ c  FLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
" x$ E/ ]; T8 R/ Z1 G0 w" ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
$ k* j3 {5 [7 O  Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! f$ `1 i! w2 {0 y: |two.
. b0 m) g3 _* ]7 q- e. [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
# O: z/ m2 U7 v9 V* Q* u2 j6 t- e2 J) Bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 a0 f$ }" N) TThe wise
, M9 C4 I/ F0 V( K) g- f9 Fnever marry, And when they marry they become
) q+ G$ p$ y9 L+ D! w# Notherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  t  k& x1 v$ I" C* v8 C3 L6 ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 E+ N; @: i: c" T: B+ t# _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: w" X2 H2 ~/ j5 f# XNever put off the work till
4 p& `3 h  k2 e/ ?, Etomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
6 v' u6 O, N2 h: q: E4 {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
. g9 R" \, c% F; j7 s- s( rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
& p% ?% j- S; w8 p' d+ m后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
0 z$ u3 h2 H  W0 V. z" I& `. ]. kdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
6 L1 F+ M! N. |  W! Umorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# n+ \+ i5 X% D) fBut why take the risk?
4 s9 D$ C9 ]3 B$ h努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  s$ M: W" O6 n+ w8 @“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ |' g6 }! ?  A0 {( i3 ulook at it for hours!
' {# F5 o% s* C& P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
6 l; r  z; Q& B9 U& `$ Z% Hcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. B  g7 Q% \7 R# G! \7 cWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
# C4 m$ z" R  R3 {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ }/ a7 N" t  O9 \view.
4 Y# H+ R+ Q: T0 ?  a; y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& y0 o: b. A3 g* Q' ]) o1 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
+ v4 E: Q, b; ]$ P/ pThe more you forget, the less you
# G& E* H" {9 t3 U/ Wknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, r  Y; b. V# Q( b& ~* X' t5 @% S8 A为什么学来着