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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s " V; ~5 N- A- y8 m# J  E: I0 g" J
Mastercard & Visa.
4 T0 K$ N4 q  u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 Y7 S9 S% F; X+ ]2 m+ dOne should love animals. They are 1 j6 h7 y& e+ W; F7 T
so tasty.* A3 u( Y* B+ y
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: ^8 k3 R* L/ |
Save water. Shower with your
2 v. ?- y7 k. W- A0 ngirlfriend.
7 P7 o4 a3 g" w2 e6 V* B3 ]要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。$ {; M7 C6 P# K
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
9 a5 N: L- ^- q4 p8 ?; S, Icaught.' U  V- h1 s" f/ ^/ e
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- n- x4 m- [, W8 R6 a0 T2 U8 u
Behind every successful man, there is a 2 B8 M; ?: I: y! g6 o
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
3 Q* ~0 ~- V6 j$ ^! E9 rtwo.0 ~# Q6 U+ \: A( z- L
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; \, @+ f  G/ T! s0 T2 ^' v  zEvery man should marry. After all,
6 j0 o0 q: Q' M/ ^0 [) khappiness is not the only thing in life.' D" Y/ g. F1 @/ k
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) Z" I5 L5 _* W# fThe wise
5 Z) x. ?3 F. t7 Hnever marry, And when they marry they become   s# e/ E. l: Z) b$ l! u% @
otherwise.# E0 d& L) h# y, R
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- m9 n5 O# V% K. U1 u( fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 d" ~- Q& A& I; c, b: emany relatives.
# p8 S- ?% l' s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& k- L0 m/ }$ Z6 |" ^. p1 b1 r1 iNever put off the work till
. B' ~* |& s8 q" h7 J; z/ Wtomorrow what you can put off today.# l' J% N& t- H
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& r2 i& B2 L! s. Y0 n/ ~' N
Love is
' k% _( a& {2 C0 c" d) wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, c4 Q3 u8 S' |4 f. h3 v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) l* h( ~, E) ]- {, g) |) H/ p
Children in
# i( ?4 H4 @: `% M* W. r$ ^backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ' i$ O2 Y+ g" x* N- L
children.
& F3 y) Q/ I( ^; ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( H1 `. M2 F) C  A8 x9 v2 y“Your future depends on your ) o+ @1 u. ?: N4 l$ L* C/ C+ r: N
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  \7 W2 e% j: L( [6 [/ g3 g! W$ o“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 z) F% J8 ]/ A6 R0 a! }( C6 l+ f  aThere should be a * O8 x7 \4 [2 K/ j' [# G% s# b* k6 u
better way to start a day than waking up every 3 ]# F, Y3 `% w/ q/ {/ W
morning.
1 f+ F9 x: N( z  C应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 N! u6 X& y, y8 X1 ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 3 Q0 v' O+ @/ X2 H
But why take the risk?
9 e6 U$ c' D# J  U# F! E& [, J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( H: a7 R! a2 A“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 ?) y; b6 b4 f; ?7 Slook at it for hours!
7 Y8 o! F. q7 a$ `6 C: U* i/ d6 k工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, q" I9 l8 I! o6 x0 ^. M" ^" UGod made relatives; Thank God we 3 b# M  B6 j; y+ @& J5 L5 B- I! o, K+ h
can choose our friends.5 `; X  p( z3 A  R7 @
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 R; C+ `4 j- z2 s1 C2 t" F7 EWhen two’s 7 g5 Y- s8 i6 s8 s# r; V
company, three’s the result!
6 z* K& A5 z" @; M: N' S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" ]2 l- X: q2 D$ C7 b
A dress is like a barbed ; I* J# E6 D  G: w: m
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% |' m8 K% ~  ~view.; Y1 n/ j: ~- E
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 \5 Z! o0 _  }  k) HThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 N" z; |8 @+ g/ SThe more you know, the more you forget.. F, B/ Q; z3 `1 [, F: |. D/ h
The more you forget, the less you 1 o- h! t' J2 l5 E' t
know. So why bother to learn.
# q) s* ~, P' K. d学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 t* h" i/ K  T# d( S- h# `; x" F为什么学来着
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