加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 z8 a! |- V$ z% Q8 ^% b# O7 B- Z) oSave water. Shower with your
( v5 E3 P& |0 H$ }# Ugirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 e4 r. A  F1 w3 u& B6 ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& v5 s% V4 i* Etwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
; _6 }" L, _8 t* |& P4 B- E6 @happiness is not the only thing in life.
; T# Y  ^5 d1 U$ b4 t, @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; C( q/ F+ m! ~/ J3 p9 _# m/ mThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% h) X4 @, L- a" e, {/ j! [! y3 ANever put off the work till
9 {1 m  S9 ~' h! btomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; E3 ^, w5 t$ H( AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
. I) {& @# G. n( g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ K3 H3 }' Q: G5 ?" ^0 I3 b7 T“Your future depends on your
" F4 h  b8 u( |6 N5 Ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 w5 O) n8 ~9 rThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 a/ o6 \' Y: pmorning.
" q1 F' W, m" w6 B应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ L6 _3 n5 _8 S, n( @But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% I( ^- g1 I! _1 L4 Y1 \7 e“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% [! C; z: u0 f1 ~- s" Tlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 }; u9 G' a& Q2 _) [" V7 KGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
5 R0 m" }' [  n6 @/ x$ p% N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 a  i5 D1 c$ y* y! wA dress is like a barbed
$ L  n# _* u- {) h- l! u6 P# @5 pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
* o( k; R6 C6 v  n1 i* R: q& R服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
5 e* ]) k" f; }2 E. |The more you know, the more you forget.
& b. O  M  r- E8 S3 jThe more you forget, the less you
. \2 [; q0 ]6 h. b9 r( }know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着