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Money is not everything. There’s ' c' j' [% g4 k
Mastercard & Visa., S9 u" j7 M3 F
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 c) [. i% N! Z# LOne should love animals. They are
% w% z: U0 v+ n _8 }3 Fso tasty.
# v l& c9 N/ g. S5 Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: p# ^. W* [3 t( {) V1 j2 }
Save water. Shower with your / P0 N6 W8 j, _3 U
girlfriend.9 R% N8 c- b% p8 S0 j
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 S! u. ~- Y# V7 p2 ]5 N" v
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ o) l6 S. T/ Ccaught.
* ?5 z% [ v2 [! x4 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" `; R8 K- i3 q, L" EBehind every successful man, there is a
( U: l! _( t1 r H3 S. e3 s0 Nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: v7 E3 y9 h/ @: f3 S; d4 G0 Ctwo.1 o; T( i0 J0 G! y/ Q
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。3 ? A1 @$ T6 M7 h
Every man should marry. After all,
% I9 J! _/ P3 ^/ k( m/ V! Z( X$ Shappiness is not the only thing in life.
& L6 g1 E8 q. G. P! N/ B% N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ z6 I5 ~9 J& a% `7 w
The wise
+ F& K, x% |4 B& h/ Onever marry, And when they marry they become $ d' @# ~9 P( L6 I0 p$ V8 q$ \/ c
otherwise.
0 G5 ]1 i# D3 ?0 }+ ^* U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。9 E& i+ {. Z+ ?1 ?7 P0 @ C
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 I5 D: j& s# q0 u6 tmany relatives.
# W' z' u3 n6 k/ b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; i: X3 T6 @- ]$ V. ?
Never put off the work till 5 \* `! Y6 }+ a0 K( @
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) u! o2 V5 f/ p9 ~不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。" K$ b1 Y0 k0 U4 ~
Love is % M7 I* [+ y4 ~* c8 v8 h+ y9 S! Q
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 v8 {$ \5 q( L3 J! Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ O+ ^4 T* z- GChildren in
4 ^6 y6 r& s, k& ~2 \* obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- i2 x9 z- U9 W+ b0 ^* x8 ], Bchildren.$ n6 v' j# d; @2 N+ Q+ b" J
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! o' l* i5 t5 m6 |“Your future depends on your " T1 Q8 d2 m# w1 \; j8 r; `) V( S% M
dreams.” So go to sleep.
. O* t6 `2 m0 K, o% {“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 ~( [4 k& C1 U. P1 L
There should be a
! }$ m; i6 R6 q0 ~/ sbetter way to start a day than waking up every $ r$ ]* U' b0 W2 f+ G
morning.
. T% w- o8 J0 B9 ^% H4 \6 h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 y8 C9 D3 C. g% v: R3 O* X1 z+ ~# |
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. o( d7 L; W! v9 SBut why take the risk?
/ F* D% T, l7 c' ~. Z8 q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# j: l% Q8 i: ], m* g“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# g& C3 e& } _: y3 mlook at it for hours!
! H! h0 v0 w3 e+ k4 w; ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 K2 K+ z3 d; \2 N6 T2 V, o$ ?God made relatives; Thank God we
7 C( F+ t$ g8 s) D6 bcan choose our friends.
0 x, K- D! }& n h- M( F$ j3 l* T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 I* }& [4 U) l/ ]: d7 JWhen two’s
0 T$ G% a% b) R1 ^# n" N; tcompany, three’s the result!; H* Y% I5 W' }* e( d- {: Z/ v
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
k( U# B; D% l+ v( |( L1 d b5 X7 OA dress is like a barbed
. I/ Z) h3 Y0 O% Jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the / g/ \3 x0 \ t' D7 F i9 Y. l
view./ [% M+ ]' N! v. |& H% |* T; E$ ?+ h
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! K) ^4 H$ B% Z V/ oThe more you learn, the more you know, 8 L5 z5 ?1 K; f$ z2 w; {
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ T# J9 | I# h" J$ P# o' H9 ?/ ZThe more you forget, the less you
6 k. p) B, A' P+ K( Z7 pknow. So why bother to learn.* r* L$ g L% ^2 z* `2 w# L, n
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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