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Money is not everything. There’s
. r! s, Z2 K& kMastercard & Visa.! `" z; v; X. D
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ l, }4 t! o( z9 a% H6 n; r2 zOne should love animals. They are
+ w( r; F7 ?0 o; \- Cso tasty.
; i9 j: @" W8 i. @3 W每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- a* G5 q+ S# H, R& b7 o* Y7 pSave water. Shower with your
, W" k' z2 M/ }$ s7 l; @1 B8 Lgirlfriend.
! k/ `5 q) D2 E0 k+ g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 A5 s4 O1 i+ O WLove the neighbor. But don’t get
9 l5 g. Z7 J$ zcaught.9 X( g$ T. Q8 {# T8 }1 ?
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( }, |8 I8 v2 y$ C* k# j8 \! qBehind every successful man, there is a
( D4 d2 i' q4 C, t1 j0 e0 qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ m; o! }- F8 B* x$ A/ Ptwo.9 m; V. C; x# L5 J+ r: p% w2 `" y
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 v/ a6 m" U# d' Q& e: z6 SEvery man should marry. After all, ! |7 ~/ T, G' b2 B5 f
happiness is not the only thing in life.
( b- P1 t6 c7 d P2 c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, [+ p# d+ \/ a
The wise ' C+ ]* e" D7 I, Y q( {
never marry, And when they marry they become 5 n0 O1 x: y$ x( ?+ W; t
otherwise.9 l0 p& R7 Y/ ]' g! t5 M( |! v
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ u/ Q; P" v7 wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so ( d" _2 l0 u T* t, o/ V4 L2 v4 o
many relatives.# w/ j: \! S& K0 g$ e
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. A6 F6 M! e0 z
Never put off the work till
2 @; _- w: c! o G# y# {3 xtomorrow what you can put off today.
! c+ k* L! M# }) Z2 v4 N0 [& ^6 D& u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% t7 F# d* g3 B$ _. gLove is
* H1 ^* N& U, vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.) g. I: _" Y5 t% o5 u
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, ]* c) x7 K* N5 B! ]Children in
" f; [9 n% e+ Jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause / n& k( _3 T. M8 l) z a+ ?
children.1 b% t- o0 c1 T& q9 `5 N; f
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 H! A6 f( O, u: w- C7 f
“Your future depends on your
7 g& G6 u, o6 p3 k% ~: Xdreams.” So go to sleep.
& |; o% |7 h, T( c: Q3 q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 Z- H3 ~5 o- J& t, @3 {There should be a & w" _8 `9 W5 x) `9 [5 p0 N: A
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ k3 L. L) }$ r$ ~/ l$ U6 v$ K; ~morning.# J7 j6 e7 c* T2 [2 Q0 T) [" {; h' R
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。. L H. z0 ]; @) [; u: o
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ . M5 V: j8 N1 _7 A1 |6 `$ _
But why take the risk?
' s8 x. R- b5 N/ d5 h' J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。% w$ l6 _% g1 T& Q+ L
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
T5 v/ Z, E7 L# E6 P" Tlook at it for hours!
! I3 A5 b$ }: Z, Z3 o) o工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 r3 C3 G1 H+ i1 g! B8 ]God made relatives; Thank God we
7 j5 h2 r1 \* y- N/ A2 mcan choose our friends.$ b* N% e" B1 v" d- @
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4 i6 z# D' H; M% ?6 b
When two’s & Q" U1 y& X$ C& F7 C( A& c
company, three’s the result!3 W: ]- k Q7 v' f% S1 `6 y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# E" Z6 d% l# v5 s" [) ?
A dress is like a barbed
$ d3 t1 j/ `% f2 y bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ g2 t# @% c9 r5 I) S8 R4 Y" N: TThe more you learn, the more you know, 9 A4 x7 K2 Y9 Q4 @$ d. A( O
The more you know, the more you forget.- J3 q4 M- J8 ^/ l. y' `, m) T' S
The more you forget, the less you 7 c w3 I% v; j) E2 r" K* y
know. So why bother to learn.
' ^8 {* a3 Q, L/ i! E% }4 M学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, + }! @2 c7 l, k+ G! I3 \) ^
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