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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s   D5 c) B0 q4 N
Mastercard & Visa.
% p; i- L2 }3 f  w& Z6 a0 q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 d5 {3 j8 b- ^0 ]4 UOne should love animals. They are ; \! \' i( D# T
so tasty.
' r* K: H, H  ]( w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 r; |# D* l/ N) g! |4 DSave water. Shower with your
" L9 x* m1 O+ k3 W% q& qgirlfriend.
0 `  G" f- ^4 s6 c" ?' i) ?要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; y6 k1 _+ M* [: p2 @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
- {, I3 Z4 ^" F! T: s& E- \: c5 Tcaught.- V  w" ~2 k9 ~! _) S% C
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% g3 K7 B$ H4 g  `! ABehind every successful man, there is a ; C. L% u0 B" s9 q7 i- e
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . [9 U2 H# a2 t0 B. q' B
two.
8 X0 G% w* |3 u9 k0 G) g+ N0 R: G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ q& {& [7 M# y; T
Every man should marry. After all,
/ S! W5 [# ^1 ^# z; a4 C5 @. @7 {happiness is not the only thing in life.
) b  P! j9 e5 d3 m# z( A再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. {$ J" y9 J/ h5 u5 q" p4 L
The wise
3 k9 u5 M3 `$ ~2 Jnever marry, And when they marry they become
+ ?6 p, \7 g2 h& kotherwise.& ^5 {" S) C$ j
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 o( X1 q' h4 q4 E2 j- f0 [
Success is a relative term. It brings so 4 i& q& y5 b3 \2 P
many relatives.$ {$ P3 n/ O; c- b0 |& U, ]( {7 l
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# Y/ {* L, |" {6 C0 x' PNever put off the work till * M# m- n& j/ ^1 c: {0 k. p* s" @
tomorrow what you can put off today.8 z: T! |0 F8 q* {$ o
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! b, [' V6 ]; L! h. \
Love is
4 V8 h2 I$ j' K$ T; w* T1 A- ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) G+ {; u  a( b! d3 H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 F* `1 R. Z- r! a+ k
Children in " F& H! w; Z4 p9 v
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ! P6 z9 Y4 n) X) e5 Q4 G' p
children., V! t' r% k. w$ c1 a
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。" m3 Z# ^9 q; z9 X, S# S% j* F
“Your future depends on your / H2 P6 b8 I' n0 _! P6 @
dreams.” So go to sleep.) H# b* `% V" D& a  ]
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
. t9 q$ S) k+ k- u5 MThere should be a
6 k: u0 v$ g, w7 Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
7 ~& C# j4 x+ }morning.
$ e! n0 c2 Z3 P# _' C0 ~: P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: O1 [3 i! v7 J$ K  l2 k3 L$ f! D
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: J+ q# f; |$ ^: Q/ iBut why take the risk?
$ ?" [' o# D1 g- Q: K0 Z& Q$ V  j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! O1 e) C. w9 [# D“Work fascinates me.“ I can   C+ u6 B: ]8 I8 W
look at it for hours!
7 Y- W9 N. R2 ]5 X9 x4 p# [6 W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。: d" V: U' H3 S3 i0 f
God made relatives; Thank God we ' N, Q% }3 L& X4 E# D
can choose our friends.
3 l' Q9 l% T! B0 m( ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. u9 b' l  z: G6 {; fWhen two’s + {% n! Q; e% P9 M" _
company, three’s the result!
/ M  J* V# d* y4 Z! A/ [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) g0 y7 o( ]2 v3 `2 `+ N% bA dress is like a barbed
- T$ W+ g! {1 X9 C3 Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 9 U: n3 `# Z2 X. @0 }- E
view.7 {  u  L% V9 Q6 B; O+ K9 V# `
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" Z, w" l* @/ P8 p) Y4 PThe more you learn, the more you know,
# C; k$ ?5 K5 TThe more you know, the more you forget.
" X. _# G9 c4 }& [The more you forget, the less you
1 Y2 d: l, z% e( ~2 B6 fknow. So why bother to learn.2 \. r( c% T6 b" _7 \
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, . N) ]; c7 b; M  P# ^8 b
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