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Money is not everything. There’s
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; y k0 l3 _6 a5 g! i5 d+ C6 g& m
One should love animals. They are
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 U( Y; ~) ]7 s W, gSave water. Shower with your
f, q' M1 K# ~" m. Tgirlfriend.
: o& O4 `9 x/ Y F要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 o% N. k) C8 j
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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% h" _# i8 o4 K# t n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% w& c. J" Z6 x+ X! l6 a$ bBehind every successful man, there is a
7 [3 w# f* X; V; s) u- T( H4 Zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 t! B0 c& `, W# o) b0 ytwo.
; Y. h1 d8 K( c( V# Q) P+ a) T" [2 L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 O4 o3 D$ P+ G0 D$ \Every man should marry. After all,
0 d' y* _0 a3 \, q, ]* L7 Khappiness is not the only thing in life.; L0 m n6 _& n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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never marry, And when they marry they become
! s/ h$ w" _9 | ^9 p0 B Fotherwise.
0 u; i% Y$ {1 D- f3 g5 t* i1 y0 A" I% N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
z+ m8 V, E- n9 M q* ~Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 J) {0 V* V$ `, x+ j, l1 omany relatives.
/ C* `( f* f! v0 F, a8 {1 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 Z; u0 q: Y3 l2 p) dNever put off the work till * [8 I8 h4 `* n
tomorrow what you can put off today.2 {) U8 t0 U+ k" C/ y$ F
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( q3 Y( r6 d/ K$ D0 e6 GLove is
: D! J1 }" k- ~7 pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop. j+ n1 m1 d7 E0 J1 Q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。2 f9 d3 V1 {0 ^- s$ I( {
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backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 U; m* @6 Z" W“Your future depends on your # I- N) x1 c# t; ~: v
dreams.” So go to sleep.
0 F3 t) }. o, g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
* B; J; z6 o: G) u& l1 zThere should be a " H$ C% X: s7 c5 o
better way to start a day than waking up every
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# M2 ^' |, D& U6 F o+ C" Q: e* ~5 E应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 d7 V$ _0 N9 N) j“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. ]9 e' R# Q, XBut why take the risk?
4 F+ @/ R, T/ `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& ]- R \7 Q; g6 L; i“Work fascinates me.“ I can 4 L$ A, u4 H0 m6 k: A; K7 o: T* y
look at it for hours!
) I/ j \( n* J1 @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( F( \8 c0 M+ N$ d6 ]6 y
God made relatives; Thank God we
. t& W* `3 l0 G# ~$ Tcan choose our friends.1 w" c& B. M$ n/ P A' @
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!) c. @& w* k* @* B5 O
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!. Q" e. Y* g1 J4 p2 f
A dress is like a barbed
* v1 Y0 X; \3 S0 l% F1 ^. d8 d7 xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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% K, c, C I1 T服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。9 A8 k) R3 g3 }, ^! _
The more you learn, the more you know, 3 e5 w/ n5 o2 l. e: g1 V1 R
The more you know, the more you forget.
& u. ~9 V' `% aThe more you forget, the less you
* n6 H7 P) S, q: i, I9 c0 f4 \know. So why bother to learn.
+ ^" L- {. H9 K# V9 F# n) a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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