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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
% G! r; ^$ X/ l1 D# tMastercard & Visa.
" Z( S. B, F9 ^3 q7 k% U( o. N8 y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 R9 P3 z6 G6 {+ K1 UOne should love animals. They are
# p# i9 E( C! g4 V5 h" Kso tasty.
  u' i) Z( y- w! n* _每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。- E4 g5 u! }6 w9 _. U; V
Save water. Shower with your % K* r$ \7 A4 E9 X9 A
girlfriend.8 F$ G2 I) S5 O+ G7 F
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 c8 ~4 G3 I( g. F4 m% rLove the neighbor. But don’t get ( w5 ~( Q( O/ Y  h7 a
caught.
" y* W: X6 J8 |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) `/ W8 B. j1 g, \
Behind every successful man, there is a
$ `/ h0 m$ Y# C6 V* W- Yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  {, O- h3 X4 [5 @: Otwo.
: B4 V  Q  ^" t# {- W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 p1 Y/ q. W" x) }Every man should marry. After all,
$ w2 a4 n; g0 T, bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
: x! n- n; u* B: b! r3 M) w2 }9 B再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。1 B( K. g4 D* q# Q8 J, T
The wise 2 j5 {* h% Y- f" Y8 V1 U- v6 t
never marry, And when they marry they become
& Y8 N+ t  d1 Eotherwise.- P- e7 r( T4 _3 {- f7 i1 R
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ T& ]) e# |* Z7 b$ F# X5 \. ]3 aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ _4 \: D2 G1 `: \2 Tmany relatives.
3 M! T; T) [, A4 Y/ x6 O: i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 z1 W% U5 Z  V
Never put off the work till
: |- `$ v( r- X: u, I2 ^7 B4 Itomorrow what you can put off today.
% L  T& Z! a- C3 `+ G) W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ Q4 Y% z4 D5 m8 D4 b; _Love is
2 x$ C2 J; B. n  N5 \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 i& p+ w2 M) E3 a! i
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: L0 R0 ~: U6 B7 q- F3 dChildren in ) [. N) L& a* }( K- u! ~  Q
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 z1 E# v5 B( [8 L" y- d
children.! X5 z4 f+ A. b4 k
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。3 A0 V7 f9 L5 ~3 P; x+ V7 }9 d8 r
“Your future depends on your 9 l2 s0 a( }. G3 |& ]
dreams.” So go to sleep.6 |! F3 m, b/ w' E% [8 `+ f
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 e( H3 p% b- v4 {There should be a
  \1 J: N: l% \8 G+ p; Kbetter way to start a day than waking up every 9 a! ?- L2 T& F& s) Q$ S
morning.
, ]% B6 O. F, ?1 M; M1 a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: v2 B) G- p4 b! a
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. _& h  U. \1 x7 c' `* m! iBut why take the risk?
* f$ w0 Y) O) u8 ?; R* M. A! r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# e" W/ X2 O* s, f/ B“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 c. ]% A' K$ S9 c3 E# glook at it for hours!
. n$ S2 Q% v7 J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
7 k& ]9 I- X. Z, q+ f- w& e, M  EGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 V* l2 G" [: J6 G! Rcan choose our friends.
" k6 H* E9 n5 E& i& Z2 \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" B2 J9 E0 Z, j5 Y! gWhen two’s
7 ~6 W  `: K4 Xcompany, three’s the result!
) }4 U3 @1 M6 B3 w" }/ j% @( M两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!. }8 h9 l; N8 l; ^' o0 c& ~* b
A dress is like a barbed
8 @; s8 ~( a( @9 ]  d! _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 Y8 c" B& k* V# G' Y5 ^  Aview.3 f3 X% |8 ^5 j* A4 ]
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 {- ?6 m) @$ |) A# QThe more you learn, the more you know,
. K, }0 L' f+ t9 i4 dThe more you know, the more you forget.
: g* Y7 k+ ^: T! W) e& v( Q; s' I$ RThe more you forget, the less you
" Q) D8 a9 X' V6 _8 wknow. So why bother to learn.
( i, E0 ]1 ?; g8 k学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 2 c/ a4 @( s/ l; f! e
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