加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% Y. q( S. m- i4 z, M( ~Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. p, G* w7 q& i% POne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
$ l- A& V: }+ K+ |; E+ a, R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
2 r. d4 n; h' c+ m. h$ W" @girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
; f7 L' I9 }3 J! V8 tcaught.
/ j. Z- y" j% Q; _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, B& ?* R5 F) u* `7 {" _4 Otwo.
( T8 L% \! g- X+ n, @1 G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
5 r7 S* t% Y' V% V$ y% }& W% }7 ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
# [. S0 m( L$ }: ]& T0 w再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ m. N! X/ R9 p- y: x7 d5 EThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 v1 j3 q7 T* o$ W0 F& omany relatives.
! P" R* w7 z, K+ O7 `" m& X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
# S/ b# u/ l; p* O: gtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
6 j2 ~5 q2 u" c* @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& T7 |, x5 R7 u$ p( S& Z2 A% A爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
8 e' g7 M  ^, ~# RChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 z) U/ w: J5 H9 A3 v- R$ Mchildren.
7 R; C* S6 ~  z' g6 `  v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
  C2 }+ ]# `( n/ o: V. u6 [% vdreams.” So go to sleep.
6 `8 M4 `( ?2 [7 {0 s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ P& d4 S" c. d. U4 N" n, v“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 W# A6 |* K$ x( ?But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" t) Y3 c: u; u- wlook at it for hours!
1 r. R8 ^+ }) m6 O8 d+ E5 l% _. [工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 n, z( e+ x9 }, ^  [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
1 i. k8 f9 p; F) T9 M! S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
0 }/ M4 Z$ n4 M) o; Jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
1 u( G& u- [) Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
# u3 {7 s) `7 [* I" Q* r& d6 r3 B6 ^The more you know, the more you forget.
# a7 T, L' i) G1 OThe more you forget, the less you
% Z# w9 X/ |8 @- i/ `# C6 Sknow. So why bother to learn.
: S7 F  f+ A% O/ y6 u+ g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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