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Money is not everything. There’s
) @9 x( i2 K( x: hMastercard & Visa.# u/ |! D. _$ F4 F9 w
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* `0 S9 R; W" h @6 COne should love animals. They are
, e, ^1 ^7 O/ [+ ^9 H! c( T5 wso tasty.* Z' m9 S7 m0 T2 z
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 f: x% `8 A7 S- C" H7 c6 KSave water. Shower with your
1 ^; n/ T2 j) @" p) Agirlfriend.
% P& N9 l1 u! R3 ^$ z1 |要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
x }# W5 G7 f- Z- ^: i1 _6 `Love the neighbor. But don’t get ; {( c' k% Q3 w% b) j
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。8 K" J( L( o! I- H' |! O& ~& L
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 d# L b/ Z! K) E0 n1 Cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ( [8 m" m9 t' D, v
two.
; M. t. m+ M2 \' Q$ A+ k+ n6 L. Y5 H每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。' T: ~8 w& g6 D a1 U# V' c- O/ U
Every man should marry. After all,
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- N" M0 X1 E6 [/ ^, u3 _The wise
( P* i5 J* g# c# i$ T7 g& lnever marry, And when they marry they become 1 h. ?8 r1 Z- R1 q9 ^9 V! P, p
otherwise.# E2 X7 ?. }' K
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。! r7 V% N7 h0 T. U
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, R7 J. j) K; d3 oNever put off the work till & X7 W& T6 a( s7 J+ _- c u
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) W( [& {$ M; m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 w4 a4 _; A. c6 S) C/ ~
Love is
* Y* g# X. ?, T8 F7 Sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.: b$ D4 E( W m# n
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- w% W8 V0 J" ]+ hChildren in ' s2 ?+ x4 @( n
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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* t9 o+ }; D* u( I2 O8 `3 c7 R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 g/ ~' {; f3 E y) j1 w( k“Your future depends on your
- G8 X+ u" l% Z! t7 Q. Rdreams.” So go to sleep.& J2 Q5 G9 t0 ?/ l+ N; m& @" N
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 g x3 N' K+ n! v1 ]There should be a 8 ^% }! a. x1 J6 Z1 Z
better way to start a day than waking up every 2 I; k6 c9 N+ n
morning.
. H* F% k; j7 E% D5 u6 S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ ?% Y: f J- W Z: k) i" `
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ + D" G! r. ~: Q+ u" K( p
But why take the risk?
}; f7 g3 j% M; w; E% G' a努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。8 h/ o7 K0 ]' I) V
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( t& @ ~8 n" S/ w+ _" Q* _
God made relatives; Thank God we $ f: z4 V- N8 A. Q7 z5 Q' k" e2 h
can choose our friends.
# x) H X2 |3 Z6 `8 [8 G% V+ W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# J0 L8 Q) L# ?: \7 G$ FWhen two’s
, x/ i, a4 ?4 Fcompany, three’s the result!
% f" j. {; n8 A; N& ?6 B: Q& a# z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; x2 O& B7 G0 n% O& @A dress is like a barbed
( }1 W0 D: R/ s- z7 }+ I" r! l$ wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 I% F* \9 T/ a' Y! N Qview.
, h- V* H3 E; L/ V3 c8 x1 a8 ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。: v2 y1 _3 r1 k% C( U8 I; o
The more you learn, the more you know, : f7 o$ o2 @# h5 B
The more you know, the more you forget.
, N3 A, N0 }& BThe more you forget, the less you
$ r* u0 l9 K9 K/ I! S' [know. So why bother to learn., R) D6 N2 A2 V
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ( B+ [8 f7 n" O! A
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