加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ l0 Z( L/ V1 @  z& KMastercard & Visa.
! [) |8 S, Z7 O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 K. F1 R  x& w/ L5 m5 H6 f$ ISave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
4 j+ v- T3 o# C+ }# j要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: [1 r$ Z5 P, T$ _- Q% D/ |Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* W6 Y* `3 v# G  ~% i) X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& l) O4 _  }; I8 dEvery man should marry. After all,
! A/ N1 W8 }5 b3 W1 phappiness is not the only thing in life.
0 F# P6 _; f$ @! i再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 U- t5 p6 I, K7 ?The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
. Q& ^: d' H* L4 c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 r7 n  {. V; ?& E; J' A0 WNever put off the work till
1 E7 K/ Y; t- l& g! D& I2 atomorrow what you can put off today.
( w, i0 F# P  i+ C% S, i! n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
; g( J  b2 ]* ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ J  a- }7 ^" }9 Z4 E7 }8 A$ F爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
) B" C' z1 A: B  t/ c" Ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- Q% r8 L, v& X. f' p“Your future depends on your
$ b6 a( B, `/ q5 I% C0 Y. Edreams.” So go to sleep.
/ }3 H& K5 y* d! O( F6 N“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
" P, A" h( N# u" I( r应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% K7 z5 f! B% ]% UBut why take the risk?
, w5 z3 E) ^0 E! @努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 r7 o+ K4 e9 L- h9 L6 {# V“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 x+ w0 R7 C7 e* vlook at it for hours!
5 M9 [. Z: y; o' `' `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! y- s: Y" D2 tGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
. E! v3 k9 n2 V神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; B# ~. o4 b& oWhen two’s
) n1 X( n: @3 T9 c1 ?7 Wcompany, three’s the result!
: _# L6 ?$ q3 W, ~* W# R  y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
- ~( ~* q  l+ D4 l+ _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 ?" G" u: ?5 E, a# ~' a- Oview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 e! P, ]4 A4 S& R* PThe more you learn, the more you know,
# _; t2 t% t* N& w4 ^The more you know, the more you forget.
# M1 L6 ~# w5 [) ?" bThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
1 j; J& L% X- n! y" b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ }& e. u# A5 p$ b为什么学来着