加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% k% w* A4 Y% eMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; K; A( L6 A( X3 `( k- R- wOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
. B/ x/ A: K: J% W/ W每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
3 k, a5 ?) q% P* p+ vgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* A7 Z# G! |6 XLove the neighbor. But don’t get
6 k% n! D9 O: S; T% v0 n" E1 `9 ucaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 k! I7 D- s) ^$ OBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( X% K+ i3 \; A6 X2 g: jtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' _% j3 s) @, a6 P8 H# s. s( k/ g. |$ bEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 i! v9 a6 ~; O& y7 G9 _% N! v% g再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
$ V" N% F1 j  P. pnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
! l. z! ~% t- U! j, x# k6 }! P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 A2 U, G3 H% p( [6 e+ GNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ ^$ d6 T7 z7 xLove is
$ F3 ]( J2 N! J) a+ x, Q- xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 H7 w4 \! `% s7 q7 n& Q6 a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
, z& m4 L; ]' pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
( U% _% e# k" T6 YThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% V% z' K) Z! a# l- v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
) N; A: \6 ?3 y# bcan choose our friends.
' t, K8 c1 \& A# s( G6 u; V1 }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
' o9 C6 w  Y9 a8 t' b5 i: v两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 R0 L  g! I. ?  z  Cview.
1 n7 q' ~) F, n7 X服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
, H- H5 p8 v2 l# T) \0 p% A7 c* X3 z- w# ?The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
' O. k1 g; S" Zknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ q1 M- e. u3 Y9 C+ {; V为什么学来着