加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
+ r4 O/ z: F6 C# M钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
( c3 g4 `* x' W2 H; p: x6 ^' h每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 }; H) G% a9 nSave water. Shower with your
+ D! M# x2 J: Y" }9 v5 ygirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ H$ g! \" O, V' E# yLove the neighbor. But don’t get
. v; i! F0 M* Y2 ~caught.
4 z$ r2 X7 M* R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
; ]7 E" ^4 A$ {6 ~( b. [2 O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  Y6 E" e7 Q! }" }+ d6 x3 kThe wise
) F0 y/ J1 {. x) w2 X% k0 D; Rnever marry, And when they marry they become
7 y# z' T% c) u6 rotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ `! D7 r- \2 J# ], a& H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ A4 K0 f8 S5 W7 KNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
5 y; l3 ~2 B4 T, S, Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* q, C, ]( y' w) |4 O) q. Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
2 R1 B1 ~7 w& z; wmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, m0 V8 Y: E. Q- i* L5 ?# _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% G8 g8 V; J/ R  @# \: B+ n0 Elook at it for hours!
7 L: T2 F8 g5 [9 F; Q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 N' `& n( S$ G' T. ~5 rGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: F2 E$ {1 F7 p0 a- jWhen two’s
' R9 B0 m* R- ~& ncompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 `, f0 c+ T. VA dress is like a barbed
6 s! h% Y. s1 @3 |+ Tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
! C  l6 }$ b' v7 T- x) Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
. z% b; x. a0 YThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着