加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
3 C" o! z* q5 K! z* [钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
1 Z0 Q0 Y3 X5 ?8 m1 }* J5 k1 m* y* E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 p# k6 t- r7 V- N* F% r) QSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 x5 T0 X7 ~8 H/ h; FLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 _8 u; {; \9 z. |caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& w" q5 n' O; ^8 R  C) FBehind every successful man, there is a
% @- r3 g0 J# b* H' Xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# H" F3 W  E% ttwo.
0 b3 g. _/ Z6 _9 p9 g5 I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 X2 h& N4 Q, p" J& z6 Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
3 }; p) e6 ~, p7 |" `3 n6 ?0 Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
6 {1 V! ^6 w5 ?otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 I( y3 W1 q2 H7 o: U# r8 QNever put off the work till
3 \7 p; @: A5 Z8 U3 V, q2 etomorrow what you can put off today.
" g+ y& L8 q0 N2 U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ m+ A5 d- d% b' e8 _& \; e爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
( X5 u: n! D9 g7 g' Q  V% b5 R" L+ Nbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 {( z# `  W! y3 H- t: ]dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
- ]8 z$ M: r6 RThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
5 B& L+ M- u/ E5 g) f: B2 g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 y4 B9 u$ v, ]! m( XGod made relatives; Thank God we
. |  K1 ]$ t) S& q* e& ^can choose our friends.
6 o. x4 |0 E# J  p& J; S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ N, O- }4 M8 b* k6 {" ?- P; b& s" bWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
4 C  n7 L" h0 [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
: _0 S7 K2 ~2 f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
) I' C: M, i9 ?2 yThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% ]. T+ P, A" h0 I* Dknow. So why bother to learn.
% z1 y# K& V6 F6 E, H4 z0 G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& {% f* E  N% l0 l% i# [. _4 @为什么学来着