加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 X! v1 ]9 C# XMastercard & Visa.
* O$ k* I2 P. z3 I- A, {! q8 G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ j. \. q* z. t1 @0 M  {6 sso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
, w' Y( k" S6 vSave water. Shower with your
1 q: ?+ m) W0 J/ Y! r8 E3 Hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 X/ N0 J* i% o+ j" gLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 L6 c, |, y4 A7 q! uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 F% h% o/ g3 ]5 n6 btwo.
/ S+ S# f5 \' ^4 ?8 p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 E' Y5 O" O& r2 G! s, VEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 h1 V+ s9 z" _% QThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
- o4 u+ A) `* |6 E) d0 u/ lotherwise.
  {+ ^! A, h- M9 K1 o  F- t$ C6 M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; O/ O2 l1 w0 mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( P3 m0 U4 @8 m- Pmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% d2 M! Q3 O$ K" C/ A/ ENever put off the work till
) l# O: h7 b. c, d9 D7 a7 ~5 f$ qtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
! h( i3 s0 {: S  s8 Ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 N. r# c2 s8 L1 {! a* BChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ o$ E/ u* m5 e: I5 P5 {children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ w$ d2 Z3 N$ |0 k“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
$ c1 K8 b0 p& M! tbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 d3 i/ w7 f" k3 q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, L0 i" s- I' L5 ]1 D3 e“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# w! m( ?' q" H4 A& z' b" ilook at it for hours!
8 T( u6 y$ F" K: O工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 N& U! j: x+ ?God made relatives; Thank God we
4 [4 x9 O$ `( Y1 Ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
% g* i+ I, x- x" l, H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
( a* j4 o/ Y4 V! `The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% R6 {; t" c$ O, C. e- f, M为什么学来着