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Money is not everything. There’s 7 c) p6 x$ E9 h/ n0 _
Mastercard & Visa.+ h* D( @0 O E# }
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; r; @+ O/ o m$ n2 _, L% MOne should love animals. They are
& v- o- ~' w; t9 v% F+ \so tasty.9 a% r R& }3 C M
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。/ k) y5 o& l b; j, [; n+ p* R! Y
Save water. Shower with your
# \3 m5 V. W9 @) F0 Igirlfriend.9 d2 o. b" E, R2 i3 ^
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 m& f O2 M. ]4 T6 ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
' x) t; j7 w/ d% i% Ncaught.
1 y5 c1 ]3 E1 A# ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) A4 ?, \! u) \6 t8 g/ X$ L4 z8 iBehind every successful man, there is a
1 ?' I) Z$ B, Y& e0 z8 ^! _# pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" F' S# F! a- b) G; r( Atwo.
i+ h' g7 v. e8 ^5 w& S每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ t2 X# e! F1 Q7 [- t
Every man should marry. After all,
- ~9 o' i! k, }+ n' W k/ @3 m3 uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 ~8 n/ k! K& C3 h$ c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 Y+ [- j. [/ {" D# N) I$ M5 C
The wise
/ V( ^$ @/ l# B4 Lnever marry, And when they marry they become
+ z3 L$ R9 A( x8 g, |& r% kotherwise.
4 K5 R) f, X5 M& y% ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# K: P1 w/ A. i. K7 {6 u
Success is a relative term. It brings so + Z+ ]2 e* h1 a+ b
many relatives.+ f u7 k' R" ]) [+ @; D8 n9 x, C
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 e/ p) F+ s: Z; b0 {
Never put off the work till
) _% |* ]" z+ T3 H; Otomorrow what you can put off today.
1 O, H& S; g0 {; G4 q! ?9 y& F( j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。3 v/ h n/ U& f: W/ @; F
Love is
- X5 f6 w$ {2 B' [* Nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) a& C" ], l* V. I# h" o爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
f( M1 z9 v2 c, z. v- rChildren in
; F7 V1 I3 [/ g4 i9 Q$ d$ Vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ! D& l1 j( w! B. R
children.- z6 D6 E' d' L: m& g% r9 o
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ t; I" ?8 Z' f2 I4 n$ Y% |7 ^8 w0 n“Your future depends on your
9 b" q3 U4 t$ L6 `* I, Ydreams.” So go to sleep.
% J8 s: E" R2 _# ^& X* C# `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) n+ A* e0 W: V9 y+ c
There should be a 6 ^6 \$ a3 p1 D3 Y+ f. A' ^7 N
better way to start a day than waking up every
1 [( s: u% P8 L! B) `9 n' Mmorning.) H2 ~: S4 Q7 t$ F2 C. }' {3 a+ e5 ^
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 H: e+ b' x" }, u+ _“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# F6 {' i' |) I% Y6 @$ rBut why take the risk?0 u9 f% H' C6 U( `7 c- x9 ~* u
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 G% H1 s: G4 r- j5 Z( G
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 |, T& U' j9 C) O$ h
look at it for hours!5 E8 v8 Y% [. W3 ]% ?& H
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* Y$ i p0 P: |+ F6 y. m6 xGod made relatives; Thank God we . ?+ U. U/ T) V
can choose our friends.6 T2 f6 G# c& v ]- k
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 Z: a( X& u: A4 G* QWhen two’s
$ r: R( ~. |( d" Ucompany, three’s the result!
1 J* O% {- P) _! e7 n! v: J( v两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 Q5 f+ R1 W0 y( @' v- JA dress is like a barbed # J% S9 G# @* C* W0 j
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the % L L/ U4 ^; A
view.
% M1 @ D6 M. [& ^$ N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。% X$ o& y0 K" b {/ b0 f3 |
The more you learn, the more you know,
7 j# [6 I+ c0 bThe more you know, the more you forget.
6 B: X7 h, ], q' M* w: B0 WThe more you forget, the less you
) q p4 B2 _3 D4 _8 [0 Q, [7 zknow. So why bother to learn.8 G$ D ]8 m; Y/ r* S( b
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 8 l+ p( L: u* C8 N1 ~+ z# w; N
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