加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
3 u7 B: b, l* M! `" }6 R钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  A9 b1 d- z; ]8 Q6 o$ j4 X* UOne should love animals. They are
9 G7 n4 l0 z2 S% L: ?5 G& C( kso tasty.
( D9 \& Z" T* N$ g* v" T$ K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
% |, {4 X' @2 b; ]1 pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ i" v; L# [3 u要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" B4 T% Q# J$ t" L  oBehind every successful man, there is a
# [" D4 m6 ]/ H3 i+ ]man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; K# o5 B( |! b5 q" \two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 h: s$ N) N2 U3 Q2 OEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! u( x3 T3 T9 Z$ e4 w6 T1 ~再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
5 v  t% N9 ?$ A0 x$ j6 _never marry, And when they marry they become
; G8 t/ F  T- o  @; q, R. Kotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) ]+ v. k! i4 i0 L& {many relatives.
% b- h# N% t! C% l' s. G4 G' g# F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 |" M2 ~8 m; [4 N- \Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 F: ~  G- _7 j1 U6 KLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 c* r, h8 m0 K. {% gChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* o3 \8 k  S" ?! v5 n“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
0 G+ N. ~- S5 [/ W- J“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ W8 f- n  N- H0 ~, R7 Z& d6 ymorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) n" z; t! i& dBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( l) e) Z! k' n1 c5 c% y! Y. v% K, rlook at it for hours!
" Y/ q. _* E2 H  ?% A1 r& g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ F  `) D  `7 S% I! KGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 |7 o% e9 o8 B0 U/ _神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
) m# V" Y2 @: P+ U) x$ Bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
9 @! r6 S0 x) IThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% w+ E* J3 u5 |  rknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着