加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 x8 T$ }2 d. }  U& {- d& `+ Z* L0 kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! b/ M6 V9 e) v5 D9 |Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
. q6 {6 I% f. ^  p+ H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
1 A# _0 D4 B; j7 c$ qcaught.
0 s1 V% m% d2 }2 a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' [3 u) k+ X+ D& D" ctwo.
  B0 s4 e9 e' {) h+ ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- }$ {/ n* B: _: H4 \9 J# PEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 r; Y" t& I3 y' S* h: i# b; {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; ~# h8 ]5 V; k7 A6 Z3 D- J; Inever marry, And when they marry they become
/ {8 _( r  _! \# M1 u  j. P! motherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* F  _4 J. S4 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
, w( ~( Z1 W+ j+ Amany relatives.
5 C% w$ \2 R# L" {1 n9 W) P成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 ?" J! E- ^  n& U, |# f4 C4 s" eNever put off the work till
: m1 W4 n' W, [% K5 |tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ G* I1 U6 z8 m. n8 [- lLove is
' [3 w! i/ \- a. t' X& @! ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 b" F$ j, f! {' ^( N9 g& Y“Your future depends on your
6 {# N0 P0 Z" `! y. K# d- Ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 }4 {, m9 ~6 _5 I  f' Rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
* Z  x2 C* a6 E9 Nmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& |, D/ [0 p  G9 J6 G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 w7 C" A; u4 h# J$ p4 c6 x7 ^But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% ^' d" F" d5 ]6 Q1 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
; ]; r- k" ?& h3 `' K$ {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" @& A" {2 J! e0 uA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ Z% k+ |3 [8 e2 {9 lview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# I5 B: D% m2 KThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着