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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 2 q3 ?0 U& C1 h8 I: |6 u) N+ F
Mastercard & Visa.
1 F8 u/ J7 D: j* ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ G/ a5 b- _* S2 i
One should love animals. They are
, s- X: W1 ?- m% y' X7 jso tasty." n3 }1 q# C$ G2 N' a. a
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' G! `& k* F3 I  u- s8 v( w
Save water. Shower with your : W$ P  a1 r- j3 j7 X7 Q( a
girlfriend.
" i) s3 Z1 ?+ [+ [( ~$ f* D( a' w, ~( x要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 g- r4 G1 b; \% G! x
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" ]% ~1 T; }5 @& p9 U) N/ R/ o4 dcaught.
$ B5 z0 E( Y, d1 ^9 s3 H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 Z' a; ?) n! DBehind every successful man, there is a
. w' j, G! M$ U7 |  f  d8 f# W; aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 p" u" g/ t, W: atwo.
+ I# Q4 _4 u: i6 ]+ z0 ^& D# i每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 a3 h3 a- @3 H/ \' b1 g
Every man should marry. After all, # Q( H7 ?9 m( p, Z* Q7 \
happiness is not the only thing in life.
  q, d  |4 K9 C. g8 Q( o' _# S- I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' m* _+ T( p' }The wise / z& m2 M' c4 b- A" V, ]
never marry, And when they marry they become + Q5 K+ B) ~4 c
otherwise.
1 {8 a- H. |% W2 O5 _' s# v聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" w/ A6 Q- J4 i1 q* pSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ B! }* k' N4 Q; ]9 o. j: pmany relatives.9 A! H4 s% S0 [& Z) I) E1 j; i
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ }  X8 ]5 b7 {
Never put off the work till
' \0 o% c! G# n1 B/ itomorrow what you can put off today.
  R( b0 V+ K+ L' Q# q( X$ t不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 R+ c) B( L4 V: a, @Love is
. b' I8 \0 s1 a# f! ]7 qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( M& ?; {4 ~2 K; q+ I
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% v" D* Z$ y5 D8 w! d( vChildren in
( c" j( H+ w* \) H- F- H8 Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( t; |: P4 R+ _5 K0 s; Pchildren.
/ T5 p5 b+ g+ N) H$ b8 j) a1 A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 \: C+ W* t2 W
“Your future depends on your
" u7 {2 j. B9 q7 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.9 ~4 f" O- g) p" X. E
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。3 g0 Q7 Z( R5 S8 X5 d
There should be a
7 W) Y' i# i2 G8 [- W+ z' W/ bbetter way to start a day than waking up every 1 Y6 b. [9 ~5 P$ D) s# C/ Q
morning.
8 i% `) s$ {, C) V+ I% ^0 Z$ U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* r+ H" J' A2 @& }) T
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 5 `. q" k3 ~" Y1 R* v; s
But why take the risk?; k6 F. M3 e2 Q4 i  K0 g% ^1 D
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- A+ o4 o, Z  }* Q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) L  T( _6 r4 W  m) V7 p4 clook at it for hours!
7 j2 V# D0 w6 `& y3 t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。6 n" ^* Z) G6 q) G
God made relatives; Thank God we * q. j  T; o$ k9 S" G+ r0 U' _! W
can choose our friends.
0 S. u/ ~& x, M: ]6 t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: G, X. P3 N% v8 k" C+ \/ u, DWhen two’s $ v( Q# M/ K) M3 @9 F- `
company, three’s the result!
& {3 j4 ]; P0 Q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* Q, \( o: N4 j/ ]
A dress is like a barbed * u1 T8 E5 C, j1 K' C7 O& ]4 X
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 ~: A- K) {' }) y, c: U# Oview.
) F7 [  w  U* p) o4 K$ m服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) w- }/ E# k' t" X$ g' X
The more you learn, the more you know, 9 d( b9 i$ @6 A8 P, i: q6 g; A
The more you know, the more you forget.1 ?" P3 U% L3 }  V3 Y! {. l8 f# c3 [5 z
The more you forget, the less you 8 ?+ E/ v9 V; p5 b: z2 `1 x, E
know. So why bother to learn.
( B' d  ]0 ]( p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 Q1 Z! T0 Q8 R2 s, s) C为什么学来着
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