加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 O- _% H$ z; h$ b3 f2 D+ K+ P9 X" yMastercard & Visa.
. a0 N# f3 ~7 q* h+ \; u; v: V8 w* O$ X1 {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
) K3 R: }3 t* tso tasty.
  u" S: U: r  z& k7 b) w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
/ {7 D, I* x  @$ a# f1 O* a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: c% p& S6 h& ]8 e: SLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
5 p0 f2 g% X" P7 p要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" J7 x+ Y8 X) T% J  K- V- i2 h! aBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
0 e; n6 U) g; y  b每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% m2 \, h* a5 N6 f2 a( N# mEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! b+ f/ e/ M& l: [再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' }" P! G# I* H" l8 h0 t- iThe wise
' @" F( l0 a# o' S3 _' wnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 i/ T) n% o  ~Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
* U. b3 l: z4 H8 o6 ~成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 s# P. M7 {. f9 e) }& eNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
, {) U4 j0 G, s6 jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- J6 i7 `% _1 Fchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 [  f( E) n) J2 t3 V“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 k( ~% i* b# [* p1 d% g7 ?“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' j8 r! X: S  q4 Q+ X' ZThere should be a
0 O# c/ U7 [) B0 Kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% n$ w3 S" d; l( ]4 `7 [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
0 e3 a; a4 h4 W5 _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 w3 p8 _2 W( g) q1 u/ s& `God made relatives; Thank God we
, D5 b* G; R$ m% W) W4 _can choose our friends.
1 z3 s/ a) L5 }" x! f) r% C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
" E' @8 c' e7 N% b) Jcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& H; v# \4 z' @6 oA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 x8 t  @: J5 c2 jThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
7 ?! O' P- c1 L  s1 C$ a( Zknow. So why bother to learn.
; ~& u# F" Y  U/ T( A) @' [学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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