加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
( t/ n- G7 X9 R! W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 m/ W" w( u2 fOne should love animals. They are
) F3 k' N# T7 N( yso tasty.
) U1 }% s9 |1 Z: W, j每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ K( j$ E* ?3 k; H8 Y* MSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
8 o) O0 M# @1 T$ ~要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
  Q8 q( j6 c' H- k  Ncaught.
9 C! B7 _$ a8 q6 o- G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# ^; B2 H, H8 c/ B5 E) d6 {two.
/ y( p- f0 S$ f5 t# V, j6 K0 @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
+ z+ @$ V$ m  ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# A; p7 s! A3 p1 z3 }The wise
  u/ ^! T; L0 Q, }) Y/ K' ]never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) ~  _6 g/ N& nmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. V6 N, }3 V' V9 q( W+ t3 HNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ ^5 c: @! J: oLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
& z& B- g. |4 }: Abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 P! y' I: I0 E“Your future depends on your
% N+ D. o9 N& O- odreams.” So go to sleep.
7 R4 K3 w: U8 W+ Q- j“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 b% \) }4 U2 R+ Rmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 E+ F, p, I0 M“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
/ I2 ~3 t" \' ~努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# v% a# E8 w! I, e( U) F“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
3 U6 \8 d2 D+ i( `) ~工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( ^, G( I% i0 ]# N0 F+ O6 B" XGod made relatives; Thank God we
  z/ A0 h3 ~, |can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; Q  a" {( c* W/ ?6 [When two’s
2 M: u7 l3 f% O6 Q, ycompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& t/ _; {6 P2 M0 K- f* v5 W9 oA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; b  I( x7 U, `The more you learn, the more you know,
1 k( ]3 x$ Y% H& ~& ?8 [1 }The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
0 h: x5 A, v, H+ ?' L" Oknow. So why bother to learn.
" u; u8 j* E9 y9 G5 t; D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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