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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
" [9 v1 n6 A/ r) p" D* s* c% d, qMastercard & Visa.0 U6 m4 C6 b7 L/ t6 n4 D! j
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, s2 J/ B- E+ }One should love animals. They are   N, O. C7 m, F4 e/ D  C
so tasty.. K' ^) q' H# ?9 u, f
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ c$ Q" b% d4 x5 S4 K. FSave water. Shower with your
  M0 D8 q$ I/ o( z& egirlfriend.
0 {( L& e' P: P$ B6 H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。) J  ]9 k7 \$ b& U5 T8 @
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 1 M: M0 B/ l: P: K
caught.
1 q+ l6 a, c% m要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 a; F6 C) {: V2 k8 C  B, e5 X/ |
Behind every successful man, there is a
$ m2 f. D' K/ Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . r9 p8 s* _4 n$ i# c+ M
two.! ^- r- z% N1 O# K
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。  O2 c' _; ]' g" }+ ?! ]3 }) F
Every man should marry. After all,
9 d/ p1 @+ R' \) t' qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
& S6 P( H0 @( `# O( O' c6 c% I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。+ s/ F& \# I! [; p
The wise 2 `  j/ j9 t* D' R2 @4 ?# y
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 e) I4 J! g& {, k5 @. u+ D+ C1 eotherwise.
5 ^( G" k8 n3 R& Q! S1 y# S) K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' h- t2 s* C0 o4 t" w
Success is a relative term. It brings so
7 {5 }) x; G. I( Mmany relatives.
% c4 c# ]* Q/ ~4 H8 j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" X* X1 z' L5 X
Never put off the work till
6 k2 n* Z+ X6 t$ |3 ftomorrow what you can put off today.
; ]5 _8 h( i9 r1 I% z# ?. P: j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) i, J. W: r( _4 l: H1 m
Love is
- Z+ p& d5 g( i2 [2 @* }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! c1 Q* t- W, J6 [* {5 t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% L; S0 O+ A6 }( ]. i" M
Children in   b! W. w$ R, j$ v* l& a6 m
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ t  d3 Z6 X7 u8 y7 ?children.
, B6 Z, O: ?, F; ?4 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" ~0 Y/ p, K! n' f& I“Your future depends on your ; N, Y5 ~# L0 S
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) V- e& y7 {( O; g! A; N5 g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
  e1 J- Z1 M  @3 OThere should be a
4 M! j0 R& J5 o6 kbetter way to start a day than waking up every , ?0 B& z7 [) N: C8 a
morning.) l% Q9 |6 M/ ]
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 i8 g+ A0 f! j1 J
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 Y! C3 |8 G4 I8 pBut why take the risk?3 A; ]3 ]4 g2 ~7 D
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ b; f. y- j9 ~3 u2 _: g$ Z  E4 n% ]“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' Y6 R' R! }; R: @! W3 g* {3 {3 Elook at it for hours!! a8 k5 j9 n$ D  t# t" R
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& g( d4 O+ {$ C; dGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ R8 z- U6 [( r. A. G' Ycan choose our friends.
+ f) B2 O0 z% W7 c+ F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' y) l3 Z; j$ S* v* }* {5 F2 nWhen two’s : L" N8 d" G: Q" R7 ^) ?$ v/ ~
company, three’s the result!
# D9 t2 m1 f: P) e3 |) P两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!- u4 Z$ {6 k- s! F
A dress is like a barbed
- h' f# Q: t, S! l6 H* `$ Vfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ) Q2 F  K. i* R; H1 `  g( M& I* I
view.
0 s8 H/ u+ I3 ^% E8 v# V* W3 Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。; m$ m% E: j8 o# K/ ?/ b
The more you learn, the more you know,
- g, \9 R* I/ r2 V8 E, W9 VThe more you know, the more you forget.
& B. v) w$ g' w7 j6 G  O1 X1 G3 t8 {The more you forget, the less you
. L( s6 x  }: e7 Z' w- c7 K. x$ Qknow. So why bother to learn.1 X! V4 I7 A+ \
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: F  \  D, j% Y3 h为什么学来着
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