加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
4 h6 h. D: O- N" G2 J& P8 sMastercard & Visa.
$ ?9 e/ ]; L7 [9 I0 Q( K$ d% b* f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ k7 N* v0 h( y% h# c' cOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
( U0 z7 j5 f% @% H4 Y3 ~4 ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
, b5 ~1 P7 L! K4 LSave water. Shower with your
3 ^! \6 q1 `8 K9 t, U/ r1 jgirlfriend.
% J& R" f2 r+ Y) z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% h5 V) u- v% Y3 ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
( x. w" g7 [- bcaught.
5 }& n9 I. T  h" t: d" {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ l5 \; }7 |2 h8 l2 L8 g1 q2 mBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# y! w1 W3 T% C) G/ r# A' i3 e- stwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
# W$ B7 I9 F; |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
/ @& w% B4 U: a7 Z- qmany relatives.
4 s2 s/ B) v0 O% z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ \9 X& C( d; Y$ {; {/ ANever put off the work till
- J6 e: ?- C  R, Stomorrow what you can put off today.
+ w5 `6 z3 q* _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
1 \' z  S" f: f0 A" Yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, i& i+ n6 b0 M: w, ^Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 J7 I# j/ @/ u' g/ s后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ v3 U( e% v; W9 J! ^5 |dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ r. x5 ~1 \& S) [/ X$ ]) b“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ J. t: X! {4 y6 DThere should be a
# Q) S" k4 g9 L2 f, f' Y& Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
7 H# _- N9 F' U6 U- wmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 e8 t' {3 k* N& klook at it for hours!
& R; y+ X: ^( t# i' _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
; E! R/ E5 O+ G0 U4 z/ \. S! ^can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 Y. I, I: c6 e4 hWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
2 N9 \8 ^  _8 j  g# S" U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# Y& _; @4 ?: r4 ?2 ZA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ T# x" p  |- U9 V8 Z$ H1 |5 KThe more you learn, the more you know,
7 ]: o/ h# D7 p4 o1 GThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着