加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 J/ j( k& z  j8 R5 k5 c' v; Z* BMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
2 d' d% a7 B% M4 u/ ^" Iso tasty.
/ x, N- h  |1 ^6 p* Y: ~) l5 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
* I0 S9 i- O9 H+ [girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
$ ]( B" V0 ?; Q, Q7 i8 ~4 }2 L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
' u; [' H( E/ @man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
- F! W0 t5 k% P- i+ a0 F每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
1 |& H* }8 ~8 R) Q- T1 I) Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
" I) e1 M3 n; N/ ^: ]otherwise.
6 Q: z; @% E8 m0 v" O( I聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ Q- n) z  H! jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
9 T0 Q% e9 v! U& T1 g( c$ `many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, |% ]! }/ e" B2 rtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 n' w5 T" J. b! |5 N1 _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
% m  w3 G- D0 n- q8 kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 {6 ]8 L! w4 Z) \1 d爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 `& v' O. i+ X$ s% h( nChildren in
8 {* i) K8 t: [# q# `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
& E' Q+ c, _4 S4 E1 {+ M+ I- z) Adreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
- n/ _* J. ]3 a1 _+ pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, ^  B, s0 a- D3 ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  n" V& x: ?7 |8 lBut why take the risk?
8 e1 t% s/ u- D6 c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
" Z3 u& @% r) |工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  \; k3 |  z" i* jGod made relatives; Thank God we
! V: J+ o: V( `  q% L* o" y1 ]can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* C, E/ B% A8 q# oA dress is like a barbed
7 h4 C1 A; G" {+ tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 \& y/ |8 C1 b3 z: ^view.
% E2 N1 T" ^- h0 H, r服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
6 c* e: H  J; E5 `4 NThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
4 \" N# g9 l7 A8 S. ~5 |7 f' Sknow. So why bother to learn.
, T3 r# h  j; b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着