加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" v; _7 E! x. mOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ P( l4 q4 a7 I  D! o) j1 z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ P' v' w( t6 S7 CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
5 z- p; Z( r2 u$ Q: B! Z; ]caught.
+ W1 i" n5 K# a& |  y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 D  ?- d* P1 k2 l3 yBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
& V# j/ a  q, U每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
/ q+ K9 Q* r: ~& b1 j  snever marry, And when they marry they become
# a7 |* G1 M" Notherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 n% U: l! V3 l) tmany relatives.
( |  w; d- a5 H4 q5 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 g  K' N$ a/ |5 {Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! C. @& v' ~* G! ?0 ^" r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 r; A5 x$ Z- D1 p4 @1 G3 `+ yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 M6 S- _2 P) ]" c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# N# g5 g7 z6 E$ MChildren in
9 O% j; }2 E5 Q) ?9 r2 qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ V: O3 e7 d! O# Z2 x“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 r, F2 ^- Y& c4 ], L; R2 ^  e“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 p# d: B. \5 S! m, e9 tThere should be a
# N& x. f9 N# y7 U# pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 g# N4 ]" g# z+ M, |. Z( u% B; SBut why take the risk?
! j' O% D2 d6 R' K努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' v' Y  H/ Z- e% a$ z1 {, a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 ?& q7 E7 f: R: qlook at it for hours!
$ e3 Y5 p; l" a& |; K6 V9 v7 `. _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
& Z) n% ]) x8 {6 K' Hcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 O' q$ k; T% _# \When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- M! L9 X8 f6 q% K2 C8 L( Sview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 E9 K5 `+ c6 T! r8 `2 L4 @The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
  C' p0 `( F6 q; a, w. HThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
7 _0 q' l% l1 i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 w4 |5 s( b- a; o0 r' p% A5 R, l为什么学来着