加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
5 A8 S% {( p( ?4 L6 m, O/ E$ ~# T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ G+ J* R, L6 m9 V) XOne should love animals. They are
! @: Z# U" E# x# D" _, l9 w/ gso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
$ v( a" n! P! Z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
5 W1 ~1 B2 d) L5 v& [! Y4 Q$ H/ M6 c要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" r$ ]; \/ f% R( O; n7 `Behind every successful man, there is a
4 C% f7 l: u3 s( h& G+ z6 L% d; Vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 X3 O7 Q8 u) w; v% D1 _two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" b+ z/ W7 C5 F  P- Y. ?The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
" W+ y2 v3 H, E& l  L. Jmany relatives.
' p) D2 K. U) p( @. ]0 i7 t& m成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- _! k. Q: O) X1 |6 YNever put off the work till
. l/ J4 z' a5 H8 K. s1 @tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 T5 d% r. O3 }) R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 l$ [+ I  i5 Q, W' c; F- f. ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
8 C. s( z8 `1 h. N0 r5 Q% Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
9 l7 ^/ w- _! ~- Z2 h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 R- U" Z2 D+ |% J/ v“Your future depends on your
0 B% e, j) p  Q4 y, e, f( M7 ]) Fdreams.” So go to sleep.
  w% b! ~/ S9 Z2 V" A+ p8 J1 T- w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% h, {/ y5 A) r& i# [0 N, U/ c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- E% k* t& @% }2 |' t; f, f“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 d) {7 G( f: Z( v! y" _4 rlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 q$ r! Q5 g+ V( m, S" Q! Ucan choose our friends.
; m' {( ~- q' X  ]: l9 T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 s' O4 X& v# ?  L/ g) R) IWhen two’s
% R6 G6 d) J4 ]& C& N  R$ W5 Vcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
0 Y6 F( d1 b/ y4 J0 b% }& \fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 m7 W  O" B1 Jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, Y" [% Z% _/ D* ?3 @The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
1 R3 l/ q7 }' W9 oknow. So why bother to learn.
5 T; @% F, ^! a* Y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# u- v$ l* C, _8 ^为什么学来着