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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s , n1 w3 P% Q; g
Mastercard & Visa.
1 |( C6 |3 s: Q# f; ^+ A2 R钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; U: j& f- |9 I  m; f2 Q
One should love animals. They are
7 B% c9 ^) M" aso tasty.
1 y  y1 ]: m4 C1 X8 f5 K6 k每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. F0 ]: r, I) r( BSave water. Shower with your ; Y) t& s8 x5 W* i+ ~) h. }
girlfriend.
) j  L0 v/ g' s要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 r9 _& z4 @' ~; n% K6 F+ {3 F1 a
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 v, X# C5 c/ ~5 X/ Kcaught.
7 c  ~, e3 {/ x* H% f1 Z+ R7 q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& ?5 [* X2 w' Z# ~1 d3 ?% |Behind every successful man, there is a ) s2 ?# }( \0 ]( Y; @* c
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ! I# S! T& D7 ]
two.
" ]# R' r. x" T: |3 K& {! e0 i每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。# o+ Y4 c+ Q# i
Every man should marry. After all,
& y. |! q7 v$ o/ K" g, f1 y$ Ehappiness is not the only thing in life.; M; @7 t) p4 c4 v
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! b6 C' E) ]) y5 Q# iThe wise $ W) p3 o3 Z' D# C$ Z6 p
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 M$ F& f, n& n3 i( V; _; kotherwise.. w4 G# g* u) n$ k- Z
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。* ?7 L' U$ n9 l0 F  u: O. T3 F9 g7 R* [
Success is a relative term. It brings so - t# `; B# r! ~' g" Z7 Y$ \
many relatives.9 x- _- Z' v/ j' L6 x5 H
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& S& o( J% O, N
Never put off the work till ( Z* j# S8 N; t( T3 b4 y
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" N- M1 |) x, k8 @& U$ ~. L4 {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。* }7 C$ {/ T3 r
Love is
* o1 H+ U; P1 q: {. W& {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  b% X5 C+ `% `: X& a# o7 M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  p6 {' W7 N1 Z0 r- I7 UChildren in : y; j( @: N8 S" i
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ \, C* u# F( R1 J! i
children.. K: z$ Q* V8 p+ Q) ]3 o3 ^
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) M- M1 ?) v6 n& ~7 J“Your future depends on your % v/ U5 y  R/ m. W+ d. a. H
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# i, e. L6 T* p“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% ~) {* P5 I! e2 h7 a
There should be a
$ R3 Y, G; x; y2 z, |better way to start a day than waking up every 2 g* E. P6 v* y3 s# _
morning.
" @/ ?+ y% H! B/ s! p% ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。5 e9 X# D6 S8 J
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 k* n+ b3 S$ w1 R& H: H4 ]But why take the risk?( R3 V9 S. k  U; w& A
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 K7 d% S1 B- t5 A+ |“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* B% w* h: N  I4 T# @7 vlook at it for hours!
' D. s" e5 v4 `( E0 J3 D) M3 B工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 i9 q, w! _" w# ]God made relatives; Thank God we 5 A/ q1 i5 ]- [
can choose our friends.7 C, n. U3 j( S# T) [
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 z2 k+ G- D- ]" x% _When two’s
" i0 b+ Q' X" f% y. Gcompany, three’s the result!
% V+ U3 \( P$ \9 y3 y3 u1 R% o, p; `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ U; S, Q2 x; |/ M, c; }5 vA dress is like a barbed
# }0 M8 y# I; ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the . U4 F) J+ Y$ r3 n" M; ]( Q1 a
view.0 ?! V4 L/ S: ^2 @- l
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& [* B7 Q  R9 k' v6 I5 ~% s7 s: S) w! `The more you learn, the more you know,
9 }' \1 S# D" y, _2 d. _4 bThe more you know, the more you forget.
1 J2 @( q" I9 F( k0 b0 q% aThe more you forget, the less you 6 o8 m0 H/ }/ ~; Z9 |
know. So why bother to learn.0 T) D9 v; k$ ^  w& u( W
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- F/ Y: Z5 p2 |4 y为什么学来着
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