加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 S1 {. D8 W1 oMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! g" o. e1 O3 Sso tasty.
+ n& `, e6 n& x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 ^" G- v5 ~% ]# F) I/ E$ XSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
- w8 C6 z  Q+ g4 t# }0 i  }要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! L2 U* D" B4 g; O/ q# V9 aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
) e% b' H+ l2 H" }( K" u, e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
3 o, Y, d5 v& ]: ?1 _) f4 m/ xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 U8 S" Z& D2 j  p; U- KThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
# V3 ~' B$ L5 h" U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, G$ |/ ]% c7 U& P2 p  C, q% }Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
. A, p' |" g; H* t; h, ~2 w9 p9 S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ ?: C: \7 y  zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 ?  G, ~' o; R% X' g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& D1 T. t" g- U, G9 |3 ?& q; E( H$ [Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ \- ?: V5 O2 i$ a" a) R! cchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 @: M/ H! C! H( ]1 ^( d“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ Q$ ]8 t+ I9 c% q& k) n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 n' m6 M' g, q) r1 ^$ }% r( I2 BThere should be a
) X- }  v# r3 R. a, b- ?" y+ B! I( zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
2 P$ |; w5 ]. A7 Umorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; f: n) `; K: a$ Q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) t  D5 ^! i+ e# _& Q" U9 }0 PBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 c+ _: y3 U) z0 ?look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! R, f' I( J7 aGod made relatives; Thank God we
9 m, A& Z6 x  O  o+ [can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) c# r  X* k. o7 I; lWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
: s' D& O* @0 d8 Y! R9 Rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 y& v. R7 l; ]% jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
) b) a1 @3 L2 e; a% BThe more you forget, the less you
# a) `+ K( g" u1 w- c: {know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& o, y% q; P) r% P为什么学来着