加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
$ c. p. G# _! o5 e9 ^+ T( }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
) X; ^" V. H8 F! h& K4 X要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 d: P5 `+ S3 w  d  [4 ELove the neighbor. But don’t get
  f8 J6 }6 S7 W1 r! [caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. C3 \" d- R$ uBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
+ _- l+ p- L$ g, z& s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 J( V; U/ \6 q% ?0 I7 C( Bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
" I; K* R% Z6 b2 {0 `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& U! w' O/ ]& X* mThe wise
3 i* D; w, s+ d- n  Rnever marry, And when they marry they become
+ \1 N# c2 V2 l: ?5 n5 Totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 Y4 p: B, n' B. g; {! E- f& w. rSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( _5 E1 G! e$ qmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( R7 s& i5 K) N( H/ _) n) M不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 v* X7 a  g. h$ T, ^& p" w+ SLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 W) P8 I( Y3 ]爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 w" n2 }0 J. v! w+ ?* e9 `. \Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 i9 z: B5 i6 J; @children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
; h4 m" b( a! v! {better way to start a day than waking up every
+ W$ [) B3 C( Q) ]8 r, ~morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ E$ l$ ?4 v$ x2 g8 F9 `' @“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ m% R# |; j0 m* n+ z; x9 h8 LBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ e" R9 F/ {3 o1 c; N+ W6 c( Klook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' `9 W9 d! S: a# zcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& n8 N: h" E5 j* U  Q) @4 V2 ~# AWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
8 ?& ^* W0 E8 A# O. }# kThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
9 ?8 g+ r" `! J, Y7 d' gknow. So why bother to learn.
5 `  G+ |7 L! T0 _9 e5 c3 |6 \学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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