加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
; f- t0 j2 F! T. r2 e6 ]  ~Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 a, x7 O4 B9 M# x) aOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- z* H' _! A6 i. N+ d7 B) G' P1 ?Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 t$ q% x2 \6 `  OLove the neighbor. But don’t get
- t2 x- t6 N, t2 mcaught.
2 j4 k1 O* H% B* z) c# P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
9 p7 L4 J! R6 {man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" X! H3 E  c9 K7 B. y, Otwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
3 W5 E3 @) A4 n% c# y, N+ thappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ @5 q5 ^/ U1 I) R9 Y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
% w7 R; [; x; _) Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% N& {8 h6 b1 n  Q) {; TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' {& R' s4 A7 o2 INever put off the work till
0 E1 t$ k) o9 w( }! B( gtomorrow what you can put off today.
- L$ o3 c4 \6 N7 f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  ^! k1 ~/ n5 {* kLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ F1 E4 F- o- j( T) _4 s* i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 u7 ]9 }+ P' h9 l, k4 _+ Bchildren.
0 h6 Z) ?+ u) O0 q: [4 u- z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 \5 d' L- o) ^8 \( [7 k“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& J( p4 w* c  z' `( R9 a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 F9 Y" \/ y+ o6 j1 u5 Z! ^& iThere should be a
& ]; X/ j+ Z" x9 Y0 C! @- ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 s5 D( d& s7 U“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
8 T- c0 `0 _% ^8 G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 j% c$ ~. x# `( i8 }% ulook at it for hours!
3 F* R4 r3 j0 |) F工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ M! J; a" ~. C9 q0 v% K' V% `When two’s
: e+ h7 U6 m7 }. Z$ x4 d" S- R1 [company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 v+ m5 |) N( HA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 ?0 J4 u9 c* V' w: jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
/ A# j6 H2 a+ I* ZThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) S( e" I% R8 ?0 w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着