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Money is not everything. There’s
& c' P6 y! W- w W. f) K1 UMastercard & Visa.
; U/ O% v3 n. M, q, N& S钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 z9 w* l* K' ~One should love animals. They are
" t0 I a1 |4 x+ B9 K" yso tasty.( s1 ~4 l2 @3 }: S ?
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. f' F# {5 Y) pSave water. Shower with your
, H4 S% q- Q) ~; V) ggirlfriend.
4 O4 J; T2 E) L/ p9 I1 Z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# {9 P! F6 Q4 F i8 R
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ; o$ e1 Z4 h+ D3 |, @* i7 j
caught.
( `* O, j5 v+ W$ r2 {2 X& O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* c3 @9 d) I% ^: J" A' qBehind every successful man, there is a " G8 Y2 H% s8 Z' _# J/ G$ o5 O
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 l: D8 S% ~$ L* V7 h
Every man should marry. After all, 6 X; {6 a! b* B! ~, s
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ V: s/ ]. @* }2 x7 U' W; ?* W再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。4 o, L' ^' N9 m+ J( e
The wise
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 a, e; Q& O' A, H
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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9 w7 T2 n% W. R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 a4 `/ D" T) P+ {( r" ^
Never put off the work till
]2 U! s* k& v9 \tomorrow what you can put off today., P& S% o. O+ G. ~3 \5 t" X0 t& @
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 k3 ~5 ?8 i5 u9 ZLove is ! A( ~/ x+ | h. l
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.$ G; i6 p" A' }0 Y# V
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& e8 \- T# p9 ~$ B5 m7 S' AChildren in
* f7 B; J- _/ P0 {1 Y- Kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ! e! x) P) y8 `" W
children.' q u/ I/ r3 \$ `/ x. I
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" Q; E# C% W; F t5 a5 Y' A. ~“Your future depends on your - v5 O7 G1 U4 z# f% F5 i4 Z
dreams.” So go to sleep.
. e! F! @0 ?: V% s2 \0 {; I. h“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。' N) Z, K G' F# z
There should be a
4 s4 |% D7 t8 gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 j8 Z; o. ~' Emorning.
, n8 f4 P3 `7 e+ v1 b$ Z/ h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* T9 h9 e$ ]8 x- b! c0 R. |8 J3 f
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , T6 k% y* `' }. z8 J' P
But why take the risk?* z7 q' e( m! K! C. n
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# O6 d; T, U6 D) @" l“Work fascinates me.“ I can 7 e' y3 E0 g: H) O: J& |
look at it for hours!
1 K$ z' \: ]3 @: y! E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ T; ^9 \( O% Z# xGod made relatives; Thank God we $ H4 p5 ]3 n) L4 h3 N2 K9 @+ Y
can choose our friends.1 D0 j0 }: g/ u) D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 a9 F( x: f7 b4 }, k( A
When two’s 4 m' M4 W( L3 C
company, three’s the result! Z' x; L$ B9 K/ \) o; x& e
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" C2 A( {' s8 o( J$ `( H4 Z
A dress is like a barbed
; r; E1 u4 @: a* mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" b' d/ q i2 O; |8 ]6 b$ Aview.
x5 J1 ]* o' s8 w7 D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" v7 I# R6 y9 O( t" y3 yThe more you learn, the more you know,
! V# m1 ]0 I2 a* r: rThe more you know, the more you forget.
& c! s7 I6 d; `# ~3 c nThe more you forget, the less you
4 N _1 r' `+ X) G' f% l+ q3 ?know. So why bother to learn.
6 u3 Y8 v. @% P9 O* y' ~' i, V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 T; {' u0 Z# t; T, N) b1 j. C- q为什么学来着 |
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