加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
6 E# S% w# I, I2 Gso tasty.
, a+ u2 [, r5 g1 N8 Z. ~+ U. C. H每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 n& L4 g5 ?9 s$ D% @0 c2 {$ ULove the neighbor. But don’t get
% D- R8 R- ~8 w' _caught.
6 g5 ?2 I- k4 _* e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 V5 p) R9 p( H7 T" QBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
; H) z' E" i% T% S+ ~+ M: w4 S. C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 ?* H: g/ l' E+ K+ }5 xotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) y& \* t( M: f' f: ?* Gmany relatives.
0 L( E( q1 w) C; H6 e* m- W! D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% x& @1 I3 G- n0 w- QNever put off the work till
9 F% |; r& U# D0 O2 M' N! Otomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
* f: R5 y* Y4 r1 q$ Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ ^' h" `0 r9 b# r  v: A/ V“Your future depends on your
' K, [; \- @. o6 F( U7 Adreams.” So go to sleep.
* e% G& K/ W, L; W  ?' U“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. U5 |. j/ B, \1 y2 gThere should be a
; _' n: W8 a" K' y& q2 lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
- ?% u. Y* s% a5 [morning.
- d& c  V* u8 ~5 m2 d7 Y# P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 {$ N* @+ }! g0 i- DBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# N' I! D7 F" g4 m9 [9 Z5 X2 jGod made relatives; Thank God we
" t; \6 }7 Y( x6 C9 [2 k2 ^can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
$ N* E9 z1 L9 U  Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
% F# \; B& x( p& ]' ^" Z; ?- Yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% Y% l8 O$ e- Z& P1 l; P) Yview.
5 g8 E- b. A7 {+ d0 _4 m3 s/ n$ Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ b  h& q7 l; `# I' a0 l4 {The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- |+ m) b! B! S为什么学来着