加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% c$ A; Q8 ~- `; r) Z; SMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! X& ~5 r+ \8 y8 I& l# SOne should love animals. They are
3 E+ I9 c; \5 m! E4 P  Dso tasty.
7 ]% `* b) F+ Q- n$ Z  e7 ^8 ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- k8 }* F8 X; j  t& u/ `/ R  H7 BSave water. Shower with your
3 f# A- p% \5 I, D* Fgirlfriend.
- Y8 A* I: w( b- q' O5 U要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* F3 N0 m0 M8 @9 ~caught.
! r% ?! `3 D9 C. r5 S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
( B( ?1 e1 @  I# O; M- a3 }7 Eman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. c. q$ [: O* ^. xEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ B1 y/ r, \' i) A; d) r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
: Q2 |7 V' F  J# Pnever marry, And when they marry they become
" ~$ }7 t* r/ M& zotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% B; a! h, W% FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 H. `. y: U: [- cmany relatives.
* B+ p7 T, h, z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
# x, T/ [) k  X+ h9 dtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- k! k' |' L# g( A/ |. p& f5 qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* z" U8 }7 l9 `$ i# `  w8 {“Your future depends on your
; b- T% K, H  ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! @2 f5 _  Y, ~) G6 Q% g% zThere should be a
" f, j7 r0 F. x5 `# Nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 z  x; Q+ f( q( L5 x5 ]8 t; g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* \2 H2 U: _  S3 s+ g; t/ hBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# i% e6 z" K9 g, y% }; D) |0 Jlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: u1 K$ ?4 ]6 {$ G8 I& M* B" a! r$ BGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ h& y8 S6 C# i* t1 x4 Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" H5 H& K! r+ R! K0 [7 n0 k9 LWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
$ w  m- D/ f, y' N/ ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% E. P" q  u0 eA dress is like a barbed
; \! h3 o4 U8 Z0 i+ Xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ g* ~' W0 M8 ?8 u5 ]4 \1 zThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, G4 S& q0 C( \, p. AThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& e' R* `5 @% a* Q* D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着