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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
$ `& Q( u2 ?& _1 M5 [+ wMastercard & Visa.! ^; A% Q6 T. s3 [# r+ Z9 i
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% U& }! L2 v+ B9 |: K: fOne should love animals. They are ' @. I; z/ j1 O( w+ F! b& h; Q
so tasty.0 c& n- P; {' I/ c% z8 }
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 ^3 b8 y/ T8 i, H+ _0 wSave water. Shower with your
8 {* }. ~2 V+ q% hgirlfriend.) U& f1 w& J, `) ~/ |# S
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* s. P" Z* _/ h# a- l4 nLove the neighbor. But don’t get % A9 H( U3 S5 X
caught.
6 u1 z  ~; e2 o& {# o) A! P* }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! j. n1 h0 U# Z7 sBehind every successful man, there is a - a" {; P+ {* s( W# c/ G# c# Q+ }
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# b$ i/ R- ?/ w+ w1 a/ Ztwo.
" s9 I, \; Q. H4 q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* B' G- y- C3 Z- c9 xEvery man should marry. After all, : v, c7 \3 g% F# b
happiness is not the only thing in life.
; e- [6 @3 Z) c3 C7 m2 a8 q; f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。* q5 d3 m& e/ Z
The wise   Z# U+ O; w4 O+ H, _
never marry, And when they marry they become
: W3 c) j, o. zotherwise.' q' P9 M" Z5 g" S0 w) W3 E
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ O/ l: q" Z9 `0 l% [" s5 p5 K
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! `" U. A" X# x' tmany relatives., A  s6 {7 f9 H6 f; x
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" e6 k1 z& s! _' P+ z
Never put off the work till $ |( N7 u1 a& O7 K, g# I5 n# ~
tomorrow what you can put off today.$ h/ h* `' H0 b' g# c7 f0 m/ |
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 N, F4 X2 g! z, I8 Z& xLove is
' B" K* |  C4 s" bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop., Y) f4 z3 l. w6 r) Q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) ^( O8 R' N8 _Children in 9 x0 p! x  ^* m6 `" m
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ c8 i/ O% w+ @1 U) m
children.
9 f  s" f" b5 u+ n. v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* W( c) B' k! t( y
“Your future depends on your
  _8 \, }! ]7 I3 a0 zdreams.” So go to sleep.
$ R0 q' @$ D# v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 I& {& w% m! _There should be a $ M5 o. f/ F  \2 N  r$ \& c
better way to start a day than waking up every
' N: E8 D. R% |- q# `# u" xmorning.
' t& t2 P: o& e2 d4 o1 p7 o4 F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- }( M0 t( Y! r9 u0 ^“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 s; \/ R  E# G( xBut why take the risk?
& L# X+ I1 I- m9 c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 r4 t) I' O+ G8 z" ]7 x! Z: P& L
“Work fascinates me.“ I can * l1 k4 k, l! P
look at it for hours!4 ]7 L' B" o5 ^  y* z7 W# G, `# a( i
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 ~7 \7 J% B* \2 yGod made relatives; Thank God we
4 P$ {$ |* w0 Q4 ^can choose our friends.7 C+ e% y0 A0 ]( D% I
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" X% J) a+ k9 |2 |) R' Z" k- ]% i; JWhen two’s / w- v/ B. L; c6 {: g* w7 k2 U
company, three’s the result!
  K" A6 J" P& h# z- h- c两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# Y) H+ D( Z0 c2 h0 z+ U$ o& a
A dress is like a barbed 1 n$ J! d/ n# g+ `9 \7 w3 x
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 S; c! w' U3 _view.4 _; s/ G  ^! C+ f0 k* M% X
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: ?4 j, ]) R3 J0 PThe more you learn, the more you know,
- r; E( u1 \6 \0 Y3 a8 G' wThe more you know, the more you forget.
* t- P: G4 \6 y. g3 a0 G* m) a. vThe more you forget, the less you
% Q- j4 C- n, Aknow. So why bother to learn.
- m4 |+ H% d, B: t) t$ H; n; L3 Y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% s) m* U* a" b2 M2 I为什么学来着
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