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Money is not everything. There’s
3 K8 j3 D6 d- P$ c& w: j# bMastercard & Visa.
. ^) j* B2 D$ d" ]4 w钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 B5 l2 k% f( F+ B$ c8 k5 P2 `One should love animals. They are , {4 E/ H1 V# B; c: @+ K
so tasty.
; a. u: S% r6 x) ]1 s) _6 U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。9 n8 u5 [4 s( w* K9 ^6 E
Save water. Shower with your 5 N% i: n1 S" J p& g1 s1 y
girlfriend.+ U7 J9 c& S* G7 _5 Y9 _
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Z; _4 ^7 h5 j" }' }% BLove the neighbor. But don’t get
+ z* l4 X4 T, |4 h, ^" {1 _caught.
/ Z& B; o; g# Y1 d& G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' a9 H4 W, O# s; r1 k8 JBehind every successful man, there is a / Q9 W2 E6 d# Z) S0 L @- x+ o
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + S$ M d) @1 a- z" J6 p& ?
two.# J6 U4 l$ f" E0 u
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。0 K# R$ ]* r2 H& M
Every man should marry. After all, % d. G G% R0 r2 X4 ^
happiness is not the only thing in life.. N& j* ]3 r# |
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- V* U. R) v! `, q" }; D7 rThe wise
/ l: |' i* A7 d' c0 o) {never marry, And when they marry they become " j+ r% y! |% p) y. x# y4 }* @
otherwise.
5 o1 ~6 A/ h* b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& l* P( |5 G( ?% m6 k; S
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 [ p' c% W* d/ C% Q7 t9 Mmany relatives.7 ^7 _, u) m9 l: Q9 v1 U% w2 I0 c
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, u H4 D* }" M: ~
Never put off the work till
& O2 Y2 _( c6 a) C0 P" a" |/ Qtomorrow what you can put off today.8 |) [3 u% ?" {( \; z# u/ P( t
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. O2 Q, K2 @3 L* q' {Love is
7 I; \) ?" T; Y# `7 R6 J0 Fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.) Q) u& o: j0 d/ [
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: p( O/ ]" b( h0 y9 V$ X" Z+ KChildren in ) ?/ ^5 ?4 `% m, l% C; h( K
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% G! {& ]( Y0 s$ o, schildren.
! I. G0 ^# b" ]0 l. z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ j: n/ }& h9 [0 O8 ]! {" h
“Your future depends on your - ]! q9 p; ]6 s- _/ Z
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) d& U# K9 R; O( `& A" s O6 I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( N& A' U3 k! o' e) \There should be a
) M3 j1 C5 a- B- l( ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 z: G2 m/ J6 }: ]1 Y ^
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* C* b, f4 m' U: s! w: M" mBut why take the risk?0 _- n+ l$ N3 c
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ i4 J7 E) {/ e: f, w7 D
“Work fascinates me.“ I can , \2 w5 |- H2 a, L
look at it for hours!1 q, D- ?( f4 J: C
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ e9 A5 t B4 D# _: W8 EGod made relatives; Thank God we / |9 ~9 W5 h' t0 ~
can choose our friends.
; S8 ? ^# {7 Z" w$ ^神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 W2 i# o, a/ l; A7 F9 H& K% G% YWhen two’s - c5 J+ Z( y0 E9 _' a* v
company, three’s the result!1 e$ S: `; n* h. W% i
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" _& _1 _# g& D0 OA dress is like a barbed
- m% d3 J; k: d( g7 |6 Gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the . ?4 m+ U" D0 K7 n# M
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- H1 z u2 `, TThe more you learn, the more you know, - p! [9 ^2 M" R5 }- N7 d, `8 v3 J
The more you know, the more you forget.
: S6 n5 ~% I' H2 q8 D2 P. w3 _6 N2 m! VThe more you forget, the less you
\6 C2 V' V, ]$ k. W3 K( [know. So why bother to learn.
. u( E; m5 d+ f+ h# R8 A; T9 F) Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, . l) f0 I; m& k+ x
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