加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 |4 B) w- y7 V- K2 IOne should love animals. They are
! ^# \; _. S8 Q  b! O7 p$ X+ Wso tasty.
+ h/ x( ^; p! Y) F; G% ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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5 j$ T; z7 v7 _# b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% n# d4 v5 y6 ^  t. ftwo.
" }6 C( c/ _4 U; i( e每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
+ v  L$ r* t  ?; K0 ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* a8 v: `! [9 y* d) r' KThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
# w3 t: y! d1 h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
% b$ j- E7 P; s9 P; Jmany relatives.
  u0 S' Y9 t! i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% Z% k9 P3 |* N' b7 p/ `, UNever put off the work till
2 w$ N& S% Y0 C4 {tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ i/ S+ W7 N, h& fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 U" f3 o6 Z8 T. |4 e' W$ j- R0 Q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 ?' |- W4 l( t0 n) s- X( _Children in
; t' S3 G+ J4 U' D3 ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 V+ u3 ]& w1 K) P+ `3 s8 [children.
1 u  |  c2 r% f$ [6 `. r后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
+ h2 O. c1 R- p  p# O. wdreams.” So go to sleep.
( o2 J& w+ k& [. J; |: v. N/ P- Y! F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
: |. a( @) f1 ?$ `) f, MThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 a5 S1 _( E! T% Z) P* d" y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, }0 I  q$ I$ [' b3 o  V8 S" \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ o( v- o8 f& ulook at it for hours!
: v9 {! L( V# @) \! N! ~工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 h5 r% r5 i/ y" i1 O- I: wGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
+ R3 Y$ u7 c: ^& [, M# K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 t! u: A6 V" m) j, q6 Rview.
0 x, ^# l3 l7 v8 {2 W; ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& O- {4 g& L. M6 SThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
+ z0 o& Z+ S6 _6 Q% _The more you forget, the less you
# m+ c* z7 I* E2 Q+ t# c8 A. \$ tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着