加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ i- F  t  l' w5 uOne should love animals. They are
% ]& i& ~: w9 `+ P7 E$ R8 {so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 ^" K$ Y) ~3 ~7 a4 S' {2 YSave water. Shower with your
+ x  h, V3 k# r& z) `% R8 U! k+ J& ^girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- H& x* h: g' r. c0 e: HBehind every successful man, there is a
$ v1 l, \) w' [+ V9 k- \6 x6 N& j; i2 hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
  g# K& T: Z1 K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
# b4 Z) K0 d6 A! dnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 K( Y  n2 X, E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! n$ D* ^1 O# B9 [! s0 {6 ^$ p; omany relatives.
* e; r& x+ E' \( ]! j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
8 z  v& Y$ _9 P6 b" K% xtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% y3 z+ }; `8 cLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" C" z/ d3 Y: h/ r. x1 _( [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: j. w5 p- n' G0 FChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 {9 @) e- {0 y% v- y7 H: `0 P  Vchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 r  z, W2 a  m( M' ~# Q8 G4 \“Your future depends on your
+ L6 Q8 P, ^# h' m5 _6 jdreams.” So go to sleep.
  S' Y  D! |. c( X: @2 E“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* {9 L- T4 W' k' X& b4 vBut why take the risk?
, M' C# R5 y' c, }8 E% J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  A- t: ~) ^; Y4 n5 h2 S1 a( [look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& t! X( V$ n! X# q8 X+ QGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
( n" ^/ x: t& t1 d5 T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. f$ W8 Q! |1 l5 MWhen two’s
- F. a1 a6 n6 \* |: D& }  r8 ncompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 {. {6 A! X  I0 x; yA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ H" l$ V! u3 b. r3 J) m: O5 U, Dview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
: W; d. E# S) z6 V; f$ k; X8 `The more you know, the more you forget.
8 I7 a) w7 f$ W6 {  F1 k' wThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 q9 i9 ^# ?4 L9 u& ?- c2 e- k- ]) _为什么学来着