加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
4 J( n! e1 V# G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 b' w' g4 N: LLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
7 ]% z# J' H  F要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( y* _2 q, M% @& A' v7 i  f" @, s" YBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: o5 e1 ?# D' `& |每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
/ A9 a( u3 ?3 v4 Qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
  C0 q# f$ U' v4 J/ snever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
/ A5 z2 i( v5 L% |, J# J% v聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  T, C# Y* b8 B% {7 |7 WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
& D/ ~. F8 u3 ^3 J8 l9 G' bmany relatives.
" R7 A( \5 K6 [( H- W6 l. r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
8 @; p0 l8 @1 nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
7 `' t5 C, ^& ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
+ ?0 ~, N1 S, W# r6 Y" U' A' [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 O" F  H! ^* o/ X9 K4 N+ \( t5 XThere should be a
& W+ g6 V1 f/ hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
, g! t, a: C3 g2 I% v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  P5 R0 v' B0 V5 s; a# I2 ^“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* {; G" O) [7 D! |3 y. ?3 K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" k+ K  H2 F  e4 Y! Zlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ x; f' Y1 j3 i9 M6 Hcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 Y9 F; J- H; iWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
2 X! T. K/ e: j& B两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 l2 X, V8 Y+ \) Eview.
8 L$ t! X& y) k0 |$ R服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) I, e5 ]' u6 a! P# p+ F$ H0 BThe more you learn, the more you know,
* n; t$ j! ^7 ~- b6 \/ b2 pThe more you know, the more you forget.
. u  E; P+ c/ i- P0 y0 O% fThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着