加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
  ]; `, z5 R( E0 W) O4 S% P7 Cso tasty.
: ?( N9 W2 A( Y. e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
' U" y% R2 ^9 |- T3 Kgirlfriend.
* [+ e: c4 `. F4 h( [$ n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, a" c9 e; ~' i: ?caught.
5 b7 H# b/ d+ c6 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
% v: ~; y5 ~1 e$ J9 D7 y. Cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  q4 v! X1 q3 mtwo.
: g. q+ l  z: `0 v$ F每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 B3 t  `. a; Y! o0 R; S; Z) |: I: i; Ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
, a, t% v# t: k* a) X5 I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
# J( `6 Q; L' A8 o9 o8 A; Kotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ C. E3 x; z& ~; N/ hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
' l0 }, _  w0 L% ^many relatives.
+ H/ n  [; V% q) e8 [( Y; c' u& v: U% H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
0 L* X  N, d0 ~4 E' Atomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, x- X' P% C) e$ o5 y" ]/ T' y- ]爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( ~/ i9 L5 |# VChildren in
; `& @1 V0 c$ H: `9 f* Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 b) g6 @1 K" A8 Y5 xchildren.
; h; |% d; z8 g" `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* X3 N1 a) s; j8 N* m% g“Your future depends on your
1 h9 U$ J/ ~0 u0 `, Y. b/ ?7 S1 Udreams.” So go to sleep.
# L  _$ h5 d4 U$ n, h7 V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 P; L' y: q- ?: [4 M. {( g6 gThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
9 G3 m( B$ n9 i2 X2 amorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ m9 h2 a6 M, w8 L9 T' |look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( p' l, v$ T" x% }' \God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
& O2 S1 _( p3 V9 v! {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% R. `, [: S1 v; \- y- `- B- X7 sview.
2 s2 p0 h- F* Z6 Y+ _1 B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 ~0 K1 O3 W0 i6 j6 G2 E& z8 D( bThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" p8 Z7 d. z* u& k7 RThe more you forget, the less you
) i, x% M: g) U2 `% L; Aknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 l( V0 M8 e! _  I# w. x为什么学来着