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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s % o3 h/ ^5 a; }: B7 P
Mastercard & Visa.
9 H2 U' v7 Q; r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 u* H- a7 a. r9 _4 COne should love animals. They are 7 D9 O0 {% x& {9 ]3 m5 p
so tasty.
0 o  ~) t& x2 t& d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; c7 ~; c& C7 y/ ^& ?, y* o# JSave water. Shower with your ; P$ R$ {" L- S' r1 V' K( B: k
girlfriend./ S3 q7 a- k  `5 j* i% P* z
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" i( ?0 ]7 G7 W0 {, M' g0 a% L  t4 _; l
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 9 @3 t( M$ a' ^/ c' Y/ S1 y
caught.6 V9 e5 M" `9 `- z5 }4 _. q+ W
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。6 I( G5 S: w: D+ R
Behind every successful man, there is a
* g% D: m) }( Z3 fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" }$ k3 J) c+ w! btwo.
7 R6 v1 O* O) S2 \8 K0 U! `- z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, }1 f  C: K0 |( V% l/ a& oEvery man should marry. After all,
# y# u- ~* _: A3 p( Thappiness is not the only thing in life.. e* b! E( S1 m* A
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& T) s# G" b  J; GThe wise
- E& V4 c1 G9 V% f1 P. gnever marry, And when they marry they become
' M8 g9 ^- q" g6 g# E& X6 ~otherwise.
' Q, j  `1 |9 C' p3 q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。* c1 }$ ^) X& \# D1 G
Success is a relative term. It brings so ) N/ i# t+ ^4 e, f7 C
many relatives.5 ]9 L. f1 j8 a6 x" C+ r
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 L' |2 U8 }  Y. {+ RNever put off the work till
' a+ u# Z- Q% V) f6 Gtomorrow what you can put off today.
" X! v6 i6 i* V. ]5 L不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 I) H2 s. q; x
Love is 8 y, n4 B, G( A, p" F/ W
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.; B5 `& @7 f0 z! j) x2 w
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ l% a! K9 ?/ [7 |Children in
* n8 n, V2 E4 Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 p3 l( G/ P6 A- i. k- q+ ^children.* }+ c' x& u5 h2 S/ V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ h) Z/ x) s- `( X, D* [2 h
“Your future depends on your
3 ^) l% A9 T- Y7 K' zdreams.” So go to sleep.
) }+ e4 ]0 E; L. D8 z2 F; S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 `+ \/ Y/ d2 T+ Z" b/ E3 FThere should be a
3 [( ^0 @6 {) r3 l" k: bbetter way to start a day than waking up every 9 B7 h* g8 V4 N/ @
morning.( {6 @1 S& B, X, J
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。( U/ D) @" |% n2 K
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& `" P. I( `  r* hBut why take the risk?
' _# {( v1 S3 a( V4 n( \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 v( a$ Q; H: A) A6 @“Work fascinates me.“ I can : t- ]; s' N( c. Z: T4 T8 m  t: v
look at it for hours!
* s; z! n/ A" C$ o工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" T, ]; L5 G$ G' u
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 ?" I- N+ J# R$ Q) m* Qcan choose our friends., i; S0 K8 P6 s) Q3 P) X
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; Z- y. \$ V# l6 ]! E, x9 B6 wWhen two’s * ~  S9 p! b" w* w) N
company, three’s the result!9 a9 ~; o) q% V# L- P( Q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  @6 Y4 F: X* \. `6 U8 WA dress is like a barbed
: P! H. _$ u1 Q$ G5 A0 dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the # z! @% d2 O* `& w
view.
8 I' W) n/ O7 t5 R' y* m) V- ]/ k' f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% S/ c" \: s0 e0 r3 MThe more you learn, the more you know, / ^- w3 Z: x9 ~7 R5 t$ o6 ?6 E
The more you know, the more you forget.
# U* R( D# U5 zThe more you forget, the less you
0 y/ g. |  h5 Eknow. So why bother to learn.
  c! c( Z. V5 x; W8 o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ( V4 _. _7 ~) Z: m" `9 F' I
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