加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: h# r: T  W4 o/ U( Z( vMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
3 G! ^) [3 h, t9 y& H! t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
, ~7 ~0 i4 h! C5 O1 |0 ^' N* z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 F$ H; n! _  H+ LLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( u5 X! i8 Q, }- N# q) `1 t" k/ P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
2 h1 k4 I9 k1 ?' w5 `man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* a  U1 |2 T" q0 ?# T- M+ R每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 |* n- F$ ?4 F* ^, V, P& CEvery man should marry. After all,
' c( z/ X% H* M: s, u  }happiness is not the only thing in life.
; P+ i% h) Q$ s3 Q- t再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
/ O5 @* J& U8 ^1 Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
" M+ U" |0 s* f% k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& V* I# q% o' A# g: K- DNever put off the work till
) q6 m$ F' |4 g0 A3 a# Btomorrow what you can put off today.
( o! d; N- o- l3 _4 W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# @/ v" h/ j+ hLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
" k$ E6 G, |( t4 S8 W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 E) S! _8 B! Y/ T$ a# |* E“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 h/ M" q" j' \0 d4 VBut why take the risk?
! G8 Y8 i! k  t, s: J. _$ }. ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
( V0 k) I& k8 ]! G1 K工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 m6 I, u: c0 m1 a% z* }" ]$ J9 SGod made relatives; Thank God we
. Y0 |$ Q( N/ Wcan choose our friends.
' d: u( q5 U# M( |2 V神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, D# ~; B" q# Z7 B+ S. r7 J: R! mWhen two’s
! U! c8 N; Z  ^6 p* f5 ?4 r/ r" qcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
! X  T% p: X! r' K5 y  ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
) ], e. D% i4 @% @5 kThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
  ^1 O+ R. i& Fknow. So why bother to learn.
& Z3 i% n8 j0 a+ u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- V' L) s1 R& O5 H4 W3 b4 `" k0 [为什么学来着