加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
5 `$ R! J4 s& r9 S& G: a钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 N* v- \* L, DOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ K% M  _; q* d: X/ @Save water. Shower with your
, B/ O  J% ?5 ]girlfriend.
: E& t" S- X9 B8 V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" H; F9 R" g  @Behind every successful man, there is a
+ L  I; Z7 \8 S& u. J4 y5 j. fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 W6 H( W5 Q2 y' V. ctwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
3 ^. w/ D. y8 y0 X; m* V' Vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
) Y$ R! t/ h* R/ p% G1 M% o( f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 G* \1 G& d9 ^& m+ ?otherwise.
0 J* V+ [: E% z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 x- h* l% f  ?( m$ ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% A6 G0 J6 ?$ W/ l. y5 NNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& S* ?4 a2 Q8 j+ AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- g" s, V4 x" e+ k; ]' i( }' {* p- ?children.
& a3 q) z8 h1 w9 Y  h7 n9 o7 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* Y$ y( F- `, ndreams.” So go to sleep.
7 p# t+ C% B' ^) o' K7 E8 g" `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' w( O4 e1 C8 [% b6 I! n) fThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
2 k% }4 N8 ?0 N# @3 `morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; o9 m& |2 c; v; {“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; a. N. j7 t% s- u% A) Y: x8 _But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; s  \0 \* ?8 r* K+ q- x“Work fascinates me.“ I can
& f; ~9 a/ W. {look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 p1 X: z) |( D  ~3 `& @2 _: k8 q. uGod made relatives; Thank God we
/ \6 \6 g! N$ g; k# B$ S  rcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 R& c& b! y1 P; sWhen two’s
& R3 ^# G& f* ^# j3 X5 _2 e+ z+ Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 D! I; _5 q6 vThe more you know, the more you forget.
# i, ?5 y3 `* {0 O+ _The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) r" v9 n: e# t! [' }5 F4 L* a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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