加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 V; `6 p. ?7 b, c1 e/ f: k/ nMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 c4 }) Y2 n3 J  G) u2 Oso tasty.
$ g, y  {9 _5 O) t, t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- h; [3 |7 I0 |3 O" J. R! \Save water. Shower with your
# x7 x# x; c8 B( K' Q: p9 pgirlfriend.
0 Q- j5 L! d, }& r0 d( A3 |要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
! }; f# J# c4 c& {5 h' z' @caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
# c1 T. S' `0 oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  O, l- O; e8 |% Jtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
  c. K! s4 R& k* D4 D# |happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
) E6 J% O+ {& p% V4 L7 w$ potherwise.
- k# \/ S( n' _  w- @3 f; w8 D, b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. u' \6 J! i0 rSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, Z* A+ M1 Z* Y7 F# P7 F7 t, }/ n$ k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% Q& B6 U) g- z8 T9 |" k. I  \: wNever put off the work till
7 T2 r' F/ G0 T% B; A5 @tomorrow what you can put off today.
% d' R* n# B3 f, {% g4 ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; Y: R2 v4 o7 ?- j' zLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; g* C3 n5 I  n! K5 T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* c+ a6 v8 e& C+ |Children in
) M  z0 M- B, k# Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- H7 Y! x* L4 R& Jchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
1 j' D- Z& W" j* Y: h- w$ {dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  p% E( k3 g+ A2 ^There should be a
* V7 _; T. `( h& J. zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: ?; V0 P+ w; H+ n8 {$ v4 uBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
! B6 \- T" Q. n4 E1 y/ E3 b8 Kcan choose our friends.
5 a, `: ~& `; q2 l* t2 q) ^# K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# S3 v- l$ ]4 k( X# xWhen two’s
; U- h/ e9 C% [' Q1 C& b8 ycompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 B% g  b% i6 u& s; @$ k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  G0 V2 G, C& b1 |! `& _, xThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% ?: T- n7 r& A6 |4 m8 A: lknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着