加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
" E& P( q$ b. ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
) z5 `# W/ F! V6 q; Q& hso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
+ E6 o! m  O( f, ~  V4 a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 I1 a; U/ I- j+ DLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
8 h7 b5 B3 ?1 P每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# S6 x. M$ r% H0 p8 d- k7 Q  UEvery man should marry. After all,
" u% f/ C/ z& b) b% r/ ^  _happiness is not the only thing in life.
: i! t" A' ^6 K7 Z2 j再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
) R( g) T3 N' o) hnever marry, And when they marry they become
: l8 l0 k9 {2 @+ }& l+ x' G0 _otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 O3 |* f0 Q0 [Never put off the work till
& }3 M# S" P. x' }' E/ r. Ctomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 A% k$ g! n% @- Q* l# ~  tLove is
* T. Y1 @6 r/ _+ G1 ]$ h" d5 Pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 {4 N. ]) x4 b2 SChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 b+ T4 i1 K- U2 T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* P& Q0 g- H& ?# ?“Your future depends on your
$ o; a1 ^4 Q1 ~" y$ X; T9 [dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
: n3 V& S+ ], N, y) eThere should be a
  W4 _( g8 N6 {5 `9 M0 B2 s) wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ S# x% y! H* }" a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. ~5 o/ B9 w. M  V“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
. o( Q) P; u! w8 ]- C努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 b% }9 p0 N" w/ k0 k5 S8 q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
/ C5 v. A3 V- {. X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" {- c2 C5 g' iGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 b, ^: g4 C. t+ |3 qA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 o6 L5 P7 p6 K/ Eview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 o8 Q6 S  r$ u& x- ~8 d9 [9 R3 rThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 e) [0 }! r* P! q" qThe more you know, the more you forget.
* t: i! G7 \) f7 tThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 F7 j5 `$ I/ J1 H% W8 G/ s为什么学来着