加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 i2 O; W& a6 Y9 I+ B& LOne should love animals. They are
& \5 H( N4 U/ ?8 I8 Aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- t9 T" [. ?, GSave water. Shower with your
7 u4 X5 r1 N% @, Pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
: j. }  S6 w& z; ]& v- d- @8 Lcaught.
' k* D' c0 _! Y+ k2 X6 C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, N( M% l2 u3 V  H  [Behind every successful man, there is a
+ k, m7 R& n2 G. U+ S& n# b0 tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! Y2 A: l1 `% J, |. S5 `two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, A# e0 [- t* l0 DEvery man should marry. After all,
9 `. h( v0 k0 p2 e6 yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
  D2 t/ L1 C- ]0 F6 s$ i再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 M* Z4 b4 l5 d& H6 x  f; n: ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 N1 g2 R( N4 gmany relatives.
- y9 W% [# Y$ ^# v5 H3 O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
' Y+ B: l. w7 Itomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  J5 Q. r: I. j' N: U- J% V: v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 ]0 c0 g" h2 y* p( NChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& S, X6 V5 n) t2 ]# }7 w4 ?children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# g" E( i+ C+ D, ?0 sThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; B0 g2 K9 J* U" ^, {! J5 f  ]$ D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! K6 f. M, B- w1 L9 HBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 G* v6 \4 i, X1 O- w8 u# H1 U% FGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 g: @8 Z1 r/ S9 t6 `5 M# VWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
( O# f( \, r; Z) a* ^' w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 W& ], x' Z/ k. `6 P4 X, g& oA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% r7 H& K1 j, i$ N7 h) I1 zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 s8 m3 P0 y7 h3 D% n9 i" J+ W& ?The more you learn, the more you know,
% ]9 Q  x( L( s8 MThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
! b% h; ^( k* Y( M  U2 `) @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着