加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
. t  s- k2 v/ a. QMastercard & Visa.
' N& c  U% c" b8 s' G2 }钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
; V. {0 f6 }) M& {# Rso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# ]8 K  m, }8 G6 e1 {& mSave water. Shower with your
8 a' P* K4 J) \" zgirlfriend.
2 N% G5 L6 y. A% a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
: o+ ?6 d! {* M& C& K) R+ ]caught.
0 ?$ n0 G$ w, R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' B+ x* e. S1 G0 ~# W" S4 y1 F9 jBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
6 d( @' w- u5 f3 @% @5 ]每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
5 B8 _) J* l, n* l$ f' d# a  G" D) Chappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 j# p& L/ r. }7 D) P4 H* P再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 N+ k& W3 r4 L1 H$ C) `otherwise.
) P4 Z' h3 H( A3 R7 R0 r聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
( J) f0 h0 Y2 zmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
/ |* N$ e5 q6 X3 p; Itomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
4 o; ]/ f: `. m  x5 j+ {( V" N2 z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% C( k, @5 r. O" v“Your future depends on your
- i* p: y$ f: t* \dreams.” So go to sleep.
% v0 v- p1 l0 D9 G0 p) Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
. \7 @  k# ^9 x) l2 G1 V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
- L4 P  h  M4 r% f0 ^' S- Rcan choose our friends.
0 ~/ j8 F8 Q1 Z: p0 ~( e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
* S9 R1 x  Z- \  k1 L8 Wcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 ^0 d& ^* t  N0 p0 w5 IA dress is like a barbed
; c" H1 N) w0 u. Bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
: Z( h7 c6 N9 G* k: h- P$ k' Kview.
+ E. D% X! b/ z( H) r8 t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. a8 ]" x: u2 VThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
0 `" Z4 I1 X! [8 Q8 w& y1 a, \( w5 X学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( [  c- z8 C7 j/ E9 j# s# i为什么学来着