加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# ]" t* O- ^7 S) G% o7 r0 t0 O3 ~Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  L/ i: c# o% ~* H8 Y- k5 `One should love animals. They are
+ _5 q+ d* Q/ l3 V' u. B7 xso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 |. x4 d6 H- l' C# C% bSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 ^# E+ }* @; y& gBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
- R2 T2 x, E% p/ Y0 I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" g1 [' a3 c0 |% iEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ o0 z/ u! g6 O1 {5 t再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
' }- n% P5 B% x2 f) x* g' Nnever marry, And when they marry they become
/ T/ Q& \. m( r' z3 qotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
# q7 {9 |" [% U, `( u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* B  E3 E. x; J# ^Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 f+ A, m" B  E, Gchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ ?) I- T) q* x5 i; Hdreams.” So go to sleep.
8 V' m  m0 e$ K: v- Q0 u“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 ]3 c; i0 W4 W* hThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
+ F! y3 W% y' T9 t, S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. \. A' Q# I/ c1 w, K“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
4 Y5 |+ k/ U  K( Q. i! n' Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
) C$ n- `$ i- V: z6 m工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ y# }6 o& O6 S7 h$ O4 N+ \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ {6 w, j  J1 W0 r! r7 }When two’s
company, three’s the result!
: U! b) z; L$ J4 i* h% o# E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% e9 q( f" j2 h) vA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ z; j( |. F3 s# ~5 i1 Qview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 g* q; v1 Z. QThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# b: w6 C8 }7 o0 a1 j; S" ~1 IThe more you forget, the less you
. D4 ?# J1 u6 O3 i0 n+ Yknow. So why bother to learn.
! Q9 |& ]: [/ q1 {8 v+ G; }' Z, D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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