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Money is not everything. There’s ; w- R" M0 E( i; y; x
Mastercard & Visa.
0 Q/ Z/ ]4 J& L# W" m5 m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' w: N; g: j1 G0 F) O( r/ p8 Y, e
One should love animals. They are
]+ I1 ~. m3 T. H+ f# S6 Wso tasty.7 @( g8 D+ \! E
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。2 D5 Y! j5 Q5 c
Save water. Shower with your 2 _: s5 ?; c# P% D& K0 N( a( @
girlfriend.
8 F7 A; C7 Y, X7 N7 I+ p要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 O; e3 Z) O* v v% p) ]Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) [6 c3 S. h% e# e2 x& ^% _caught.
2 e8 @7 c! R @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ P, D" |! d- l! U
Behind every successful man, there is a
( m5 T, e1 {( q) P0 l2 dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。0 D+ f C# y9 H' F5 {* v
Every man should marry. After all,
2 ^4 w: d1 f, |! Q' p- a, q% O+ Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
$ @0 Z: w8 n1 ]$ f1 g- x% }' V7 B再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( `# S$ Y- Z% \. `! EThe wise
: }7 [- b7 p0 m! T2 Dnever marry, And when they marry they become , b. D" z, d: m! R% p. r6 R. {
otherwise.
+ E; L& A, R7 x3 ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( }, F3 L: T, gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: m: F- k$ h8 \+ t0 s8 ?2 C9 Ymany relatives.. I' C7 w( }- d! z! K
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" G, k2 P5 ^/ Z# ~
Never put off the work till
& ?5 |. ?; G0 O0 O6 N6 ptomorrow what you can put off today.
& ?' E0 I/ T, S6 R4 k& _5 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! e% Y' ^- R$ K9 g
Love is ) ^) T; ?/ n+ ^: H
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.% b9 U, l- @4 W C: L
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 a! E* s) H" T0 L+ iChildren in
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children.
1 a; w9 T( U/ O' M: `3 c7 ~2 Y+ R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ O' d! y- {$ |1 M; j: x/ j8 }. a9 W
“Your future depends on your 2 b6 B" S9 m4 q" {& W) T
dreams.” So go to sleep.' C4 R' n- T! Z3 h
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ |5 l1 r! b; A+ R+ [: o% ~; qThere should be a
, W! R6 o! {7 N. |2 c9 ^0 kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: a, W& x$ D3 G+ w+ `- E: o
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' d/ c6 [1 a: r L2 }% p. RBut why take the risk?
% R! f1 b1 _1 d' U8 P# w努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 C, G; K, \% A
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% V) i: N" o N) Q! T1 Y4 l/ mlook at it for hours!
+ ]/ [! q6 ~% f4 k工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。5 ~3 o2 O5 E) \. U, R0 ~( p2 a
God made relatives; Thank God we 1 h* N1 L) A1 B, U
can choose our friends.* [$ l4 Q: k* w6 J$ j4 e; O
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。+ p! E# x+ ]) _% [. t
When two’s
+ B% c; g9 ?3 B' W) a2 L6 r4 pcompany, three’s the result!/ J7 K: F8 x6 P; B1 H+ |
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 T/ T3 X: A% }" r! K0 i$ o2 CA dress is like a barbed
) r6 |+ z X7 _; x/ ?7 Ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 X: u5 ]6 B/ X4 y9 z3 b0 h* Zview.
0 o0 Q% k$ i% O+ ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 d: p$ G1 v2 @- l2 [' fThe more you learn, the more you know, + w' P7 N$ y: S* ~7 o8 Z
The more you know, the more you forget., J, Y: |% _/ r) ?
The more you forget, the less you * b- e5 U% Z7 P8 V. ?7 D- |6 z
know. So why bother to learn.
% I$ `# e" _6 H$ ^( g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 @% F! ^! f7 [) n& G0 z! y- }为什么学来着 |
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