加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& X( k! e) T0 T: ~2 s6 JOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
) C" F' V6 Z  I- Y* Y$ ], G" ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
% @% k$ G: b& Q/ W9 Cgirlfriend.
2 h3 i$ o- x& q+ F9 F9 Y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
0 O& _7 ?. f! J) Z9 O7 E! p6 S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, ^* g/ O! [* p4 dtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
  V% I9 t; E3 }happiness is not the only thing in life.
) [8 l4 f7 u  i8 W/ E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
& ]' i/ T! S/ W) Inever marry, And when they marry they become
. |" G! W: T5 Y1 I8 yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! P3 I% w+ S, }% ]; wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, P: n. i) M5 l& j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( M- Q& L( s2 F" ?; d6 cNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 Y4 I/ d6 s% U% G7 TLove is
2 o# @, ^; F( k* f: {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 z) o) S  e7 n* _% Y7 n& m# hChildren in
0 s) Q- f. U9 O% ]" k- F3 Qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- @# z1 k; t7 H8 D+ Echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
- r7 Y) w' o" qdreams.” So go to sleep.
  \. W) k# _. o" \1 z2 K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 T  Y, d4 X, j- ]9 Y) e: p! h6 Lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* m% u' y9 _9 |( _' b) }9 OBut why take the risk?
. p/ {  N7 ]& j: l9 j9 Z* T$ _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
. I+ {0 Y$ _' G4 [$ T1 C0 ~( |can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ @3 W$ j* C- G/ U( ?2 r3 C6 JWhen two’s
$ B" k0 S! S4 ^company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ v% N: C. y8 w! V- G% Gview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
/ y4 n) W' p7 {$ Nknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着