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Money is not everything. There’s ; j9 A2 M9 |) N4 W; {( U& o9 U* B- \, x0 [
Mastercard & Visa.
; g; A8 e/ U' P* g5 g, \( O8 s2 k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。/ k1 u; m4 \/ s c, i4 {
One should love animals. They are 3 |3 X, {) b) I( Q* s# _
so tasty.
1 w+ _( |* K6 s每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' k5 j* M; w& p4 ~ {0 PSave water. Shower with your
* Y: f) t9 \" H* ^# W7 h9 \' Q8 \girlfriend.2 |" S- v% w6 H' _# @/ E. E
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。. K! u7 H/ I) X( h' c' L3 v/ c
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。3 |6 f' B1 H; R
Behind every successful man, there is a
& u5 O" l0 b4 |, o& n" O! H' M- m/ [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are " y# ^+ f/ |* ], F0 c
two.( h% l& I6 w0 ?1 [/ b/ N
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 _( U* w& m6 t! X8 AEvery man should marry. After all,
& h+ M( ~0 a7 `8 Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
E4 S+ d2 P6 e; H/ P3 ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% u# s$ x! K& R1 E- ?/ WThe wise
' G) e1 b3 p- \3 j, anever marry, And when they marry they become
. m* N1 ?- K6 T' [4 y8 |otherwise.
; ~% m7 R, F, @1 g* _7 k# C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) J7 S7 O' b7 {* _Success is a relative term. It brings so
. N; I4 s: h. v' h' p$ V1 v+ Nmany relatives.
6 z& s" a. T8 B8 U' j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 B$ i7 {# N0 ~0 L+ o8 ^Never put off the work till
! a' P$ J. n0 f9 S5 atomorrow what you can put off today.
, m( j) W' \- M. b7 _/ T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 W' s" _8 o c/ ?$ jLove is
3 L# c2 z. O1 w8 f* S1 Mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.- d' b, n5 z3 J5 R9 Y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" f2 l% r) ?9 p# M6 s& ^
Children in " Z& J( f+ | ~7 u5 D
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause . N7 `( \: a* P4 p# H
children.. V) v) m# a0 Q. V0 x7 V6 G, e
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: f6 c1 h" |1 P
“Your future depends on your
( |7 b4 y2 m% s! V. _dreams.” So go to sleep.
& u; a, Q4 s/ H+ j+ t“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ p# Y' Q$ n7 b9 |( _There should be a
7 E; }8 I$ W9 i w- H! fbetter way to start a day than waking up every ( P8 i M- T; O# G
morning.6 c, t$ Y1 Q" y N% U: t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。- H2 _' z/ {- [) N: x% i
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 7 L4 N$ e/ J' u6 E* P1 ?) J& t
But why take the risk?. V8 l5 v4 A n5 M7 t
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ Q" u: ?: }+ ]' b- H/ v( G
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 ~- K8 C2 n, y0 N* h) Q7 Ulook at it for hours!
, a9 H6 F2 m8 Y( C2 g+ B4 x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。- _" ]1 _" L$ g) a) H: J3 M
God made relatives; Thank God we
- z7 b* Q" p% s) ^* qcan choose our friends.
# w4 [6 {& ?1 e4 ^8 R( {$ a8 D5 ^4 Z' N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 e7 a. D K( h% K
When two’s
; _1 o6 D+ m* R& B# ]2 Qcompany, three’s the result!
$ x; i, I& E. r/ L2 ^# Q; A' R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# E$ N# P5 a/ N
A dress is like a barbed
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view.
0 L, O1 P6 E1 V2 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, L# }" o+ n O0 G
The more you learn, the more you know, - j# z9 G% L: \1 m1 @' t
The more you know, the more you forget.; B, b3 U1 u6 a* {7 f E* F
The more you forget, the less you
! H7 a( @# }: X9 e, @know. So why bother to learn.
: P+ O, i v- m. }学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ) R( t6 b8 y7 ^: E# g
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