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Money is not everything. There’s 3 [' d& _4 |) }( g5 r! `
Mastercard & Visa.# L) y. S6 N$ p; ?( }
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 Q, D0 k5 X1 ]0 m6 v0 C$ XOne should love animals. They are ( `" q3 s7 t, I: }8 m+ O/ A, Z
so tasty.
& x, l0 R, {# s' r每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。( K [; Z L& Z2 _
Save water. Shower with your
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。/ @' m( Y( F. z" S' ?# S2 z
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 O% S- x2 u3 ]/ c
Behind every successful man, there is a
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% [: Y, o5 V5 j6 YEvery man should marry. After all,
1 i/ U" c+ |$ _) n1 p: Chappiness is not the only thing in life.( e# Q& _& I2 z2 G
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。: e; N3 j7 [3 B8 e
The wise - N0 N, F6 H0 L% }7 ]
never marry, And when they marry they become ' Z* \3 Z0 b$ p# f* G' N7 f
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# S6 u9 E6 V" q2 H9 m) n9 @0 g
Success is a relative term. It brings so ; [4 ?/ I+ f* k- s+ O2 W! \
many relatives.
# s2 X! X7 I+ `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" E9 W+ E6 q, a4 Q: X! XNever put off the work till
i! N6 \ _" z' j: Q3 a5 Ztomorrow what you can put off today.
* o& k8 d8 s; T' f0 B/ P, u/ d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 t1 M2 `' C; ^7 a2 HLove is
7 j: @$ ^; ?' d$ `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 o% e% x1 ~) G5 S* E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* Q6 s* ~9 |9 qChildren in - f9 o# G! H" W3 D' g
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 l- A4 t; k% {2 Q& F* xchildren.) V+ b' ~! S- w5 A" Y; T
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 S9 m9 p1 Z1 }( p" R7 ~“Your future depends on your 8 R$ D' H* M+ q7 P
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* `, l, k, R, ]. \" v7 z/ y1 w' T“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 s. h6 F7 I5 u. C4 U$ |) w1 ?3 cThere should be a ' R& x: {6 y( x; V
better way to start a day than waking up every . Z4 f4 a- h$ l+ }' X% U
morning.( I7 ] x: ?0 d0 {: X9 a0 C2 n) b
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, H: p7 i/ Q) e) F9 A/ P“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* v! W8 D# ]# z( ?, NBut why take the risk?
0 G) J' d) y8 j& H- a" J- {) b努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* ~: N1 E! m! ]# I& b8 P; V“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 |2 Q" X. C! F0 x- F; z- V7 rGod made relatives; Thank God we 3 a. B" @3 W$ q& h
can choose our friends.
: o9 R: B" ]6 M7 \8 q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) ]+ S) U* x1 K7 a2 m6 N) IWhen two’s
, G2 ~9 C2 O7 scompany, three’s the result!5 K& k* W" V- J" U
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 U, E" o# }1 Z+ |0 W
A dress is like a barbed
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l' F/ z. L- j4 |7 iview.
7 j( e8 f9 a8 a/ L7 ?, E1 ]/ ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 Y F& \' i9 M5 B7 g2 c6 wThe more you learn, the more you know, ! \' p- K) q8 j# M4 P; [
The more you know, the more you forget.
" o) X/ a% R7 M/ ?' ^) @The more you forget, the less you , a7 c5 [; w, W" `+ B" l* h9 x- \
know. So why bother to learn.
/ {4 B, q1 w( Y8 b$ O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" w: N# H8 G3 s( }' x( i为什么学来着 |
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