加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
0 H1 s% b( ?( S; S1 a# b9 w, x! FMastercard & Visa.
- V2 u/ o) g* Q, s3 s# N. _- B' H钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
; f/ y/ S: w; N1 w6 Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
) i2 v- T) g6 ugirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; q4 q$ e8 v/ Z( x+ i8 T3 x/ M' XLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ x. [& F0 ~& Z7 FBehind every successful man, there is a
. x% Z9 `" _, D8 P/ [, hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 ?3 J6 h. V, hEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* K  W- I, h  F' g# b# x+ f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 p  s7 z+ e; }* ^/ UThe wise
3 e/ Y. ^. @: [+ @never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 i& o* Y; I8 R+ y& T: ^many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* D* R3 k) j  C) r7 aNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
- U4 D8 q' d9 s- j/ G- ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ Y, C- q& Y9 L" e; z' A: eLove is
9 E+ R6 z6 ?9 iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 }4 e& q& |7 s" m5 p7 uChildren in
' D% \7 X% X. l4 i2 L1 o+ S: h' Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  d9 ~& A$ d  j6 C  M* A* ?children.
2 q. g0 |! W- a3 A) A1 F后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! s4 K4 m. T3 w/ j2 m8 @“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
3 U- _6 U6 d+ Y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- D8 ], f, P3 F' h2 m- }3 E) z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
$ ?' e4 D) a- S3 Z6 g$ M! s' H8 _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
/ G, X/ }- D' Vcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
0 K" A  P( Y& o* ucompany, three’s the result!
  z( t+ f5 T* z' I7 ]  d两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  W6 L, H# F  jview.
& L7 V' @# c& b/ M) @4 K服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& w. g6 T8 h: T( v2 |; dThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 J! L$ e1 P6 `The more you forget, the less you
: K4 i* u1 U9 y& T* v* D* |know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着