加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' v1 o, j8 b  Cso tasty.
. H5 W" ?8 M% s8 ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' ~: m  v. ~6 k) gSave water. Shower with your
6 L: H* L7 O# `3 G: A8 t$ ]girlfriend.
$ I+ w. y" P" I; k要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: T4 J7 F- N  @two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; D0 p) M5 M7 H- C" fnever marry, And when they marry they become
) B5 O5 V+ m- ^: h$ fotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 U6 [7 _9 z2 F# p, S8 c5 R- X  mNever put off the work till
& f: E) @# _2 F% otomorrow what you can put off today.
0 `* d, w( E" x" p5 x& Q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
2 s4 l, e8 x- j- Jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 |: Y1 A: a: `4 q; ^# i) H" k5 Nchildren.
( `: c+ y7 t- H8 ]% {" f后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ Q( L' }0 R* d+ U4 I; R' vThere should be a
' w3 k& n- \/ K& R& z/ P4 Tbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
1 Q3 H9 z2 N5 q$ o8 l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ X7 p$ w) i8 P$ A" |0 q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, t8 H0 m8 G7 R“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! q9 t" Y  l4 p% _$ olook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 E, X/ d; h9 h( {- zGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 J3 U; `. x* bWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 Z# ?9 w  j" H5 [  b8 {A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
& I' V) M( [& h4 zThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
7 }' T  u$ ~& q' r( X% v6 p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ `5 D& F, g  l- L9 M* s6 n. }: c为什么学来着