加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# h8 F+ e2 j' _8 LMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 D1 o( X) i5 Vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* Z4 ?' b' q7 ?3 M. A( Gcaught.
0 d2 l5 L  C4 S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; i! v: _9 Q- ?( J0 ]; fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' P7 @- ^  S( v& H4 a' y" Otwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ W4 Y& d) X4 T- s7 H4 Q  p2 \7 }The wise
+ a( M; }( G. h' w# Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
: c' J+ _7 o3 Motherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ Z7 h6 w2 u1 f2 q" [Success is a relative term. It brings so
" d& c, B$ Q( vmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 d" \/ B3 c" dNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" C: {* e+ `) K; t  f, a8 a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
) u& E, \3 O. f) L! Q7 O) V: @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 z' {* E5 W: C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 p$ H/ g$ i- v) \& \. k3 |6 U5 DChildren in
6 e/ u$ ~7 {9 O/ Mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
: V+ p1 n+ q3 B6 h9 kchildren.
4 Q5 v& C; _$ }! {5 {  h9 i1 M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
& d" H4 R7 p; K$ |; ?; Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
0 }" `& x4 M- J- D% g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, m* ^5 q, g2 m0 e4 P! Q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( ]* ~. i6 @6 k! v3 u* ~* rBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 Y# g9 S" a( y9 I7 y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
. l1 o5 i* i9 c$ o$ ]& g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
% Y. s: q  P: b& L: v' V$ l2 d8 E$ Tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ i' S, u: a+ ]) @9 ?  u5 kWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
6 k$ A) |) A  i4 K6 L4 ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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. k$ y) }4 D1 j& w6 o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( e1 o2 z' `- u4 G5 }The more you learn, the more you know,
$ a) g( f5 A$ H# i/ ?. w# S, p+ Y" oThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
$ b6 [7 l7 ~$ _: ^* t+ F9 D1 l: ~know. So why bother to learn.
5 r0 m2 Y$ p- u3 B! k% I学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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