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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s + T$ D" X  y5 @4 V4 e3 M# v$ y0 C
Mastercard & Visa.. L# _$ m1 F1 E: I5 T9 w" H
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。  T. R) D5 q. Z3 ~5 s$ Z
One should love animals. They are 8 Y% {% U6 g3 w
so tasty.
+ M* a* N; G1 {2 n) s5 \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; D7 H8 T- U9 E: E* \- q5 TSave water. Shower with your
# ~) z% I' A% k+ r9 a3 I' d- v/ tgirlfriend.
6 e0 [, Q0 ]; Z) d9 M要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ U* w3 C6 ^0 ]3 @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) Q+ d, d. c: ~7 |4 A* jcaught.
0 T* |0 p% |$ Q1 e! j$ [3 F. n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。6 k" h9 X" G, H6 i
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 ]) ?6 ]9 n: f' l" Yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 7 Z0 H6 S. Y! q  N1 j+ y  ^7 V
two.
( x& m. W8 B# T3 M; I2 ^每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' I: P8 ^+ {5 D1 _. w/ M; {8 g5 p6 WEvery man should marry. After all,
4 {* |4 M. u+ l3 zhappiness is not the only thing in life.! Y7 y! t9 z( x2 k
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 l+ h9 E; R3 [/ R$ V/ qThe wise 7 J1 L' v, |0 o7 m! v- d. o1 Y
never marry, And when they marry they become
- x$ M/ }; ~% R: Motherwise.
( ~; Y+ Q) U' |8 ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* W% Z# V5 r0 E. r$ k4 I+ `- C* @Success is a relative term. It brings so
% C) K' P; _, ~0 p9 Y& \; l, l) xmany relatives.8 _  F4 L0 y. M# g+ X
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 ^( K' ^$ m+ c5 X
Never put off the work till
2 j$ \( H* _9 Ntomorrow what you can put off today.
& x+ V; J! g4 d: {( u9 }% ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ W+ |, y. d2 Q6 }Love is 4 X* z3 ^  `( U2 K. V
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 r! C0 P0 F" o; v8 h% B爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; m; o2 g5 x0 O
Children in ; |- x1 @9 s) E; W% N, Z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( J0 `* R# {0 bchildren.5 K* p, x9 s: ^$ d# l7 x
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。) n, t7 ?, Z7 O. T8 q7 B
“Your future depends on your
2 |4 M$ p! Z  W" |1 [dreams.” So go to sleep.) e# @/ q1 G: ]* O) A  N& a4 Q
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。3 H; g7 S. E- y* ?8 a
There should be a & x) _2 B% H6 N# }9 y- j# V
better way to start a day than waking up every - D" V* D, M) D) ^
morning.
8 t) Q& ^' j4 c) y- X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 L# @5 Y  S6 e& t# m+ a4 v0 D“Hard work never killed anybody.“ / S4 F' l. I8 i5 h. G7 G! F
But why take the risk?
# e5 D( Q0 o0 f* L2 o' X$ v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 d8 n4 i1 k) n) \4 T1 d“Work fascinates me.“ I can + |5 J3 o6 p; ]# i& ?4 U! r
look at it for hours!1 H# b- [4 }* [
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。$ a: ?2 ~0 k4 R5 n4 d6 u
God made relatives; Thank God we # b6 W) g; g5 R6 f7 x0 t, H, d
can choose our friends.
3 }9 e; ?' Y% N( u, m! v9 T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: E' R# J4 E! G" ]9 @When two’s
+ e. W8 A2 [, ocompany, three’s the result!0 g, M$ f! S' X0 {0 @# v
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 W* `0 k" J: D: D! H0 f9 B' B
A dress is like a barbed
# m4 |, m% z0 w( ?: S( sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the & ^% l8 {* [4 X* P9 w7 R! C: F
view.
" p/ ]4 U# a( o- x8 q  _' S' n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。2 }# r# N  y2 L
The more you learn, the more you know,
; j5 T* m, W0 d- D( ]7 N5 gThe more you know, the more you forget.
( G' C, S4 }+ @: F0 W; iThe more you forget, the less you $ B8 T' v9 u% G
know. So why bother to learn.1 d. m; M3 [2 Y! e/ P% B/ U7 i0 |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: _1 p* |' @( i: g为什么学来着
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