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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 3 o  p" ]" U" V9 G7 A6 n# D
Mastercard & Visa.
; @( v# i$ r. |, D3 |* v, j钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" J, d( T% Y- a: J, h9 q, oOne should love animals. They are
( P9 w* `  Y  p: l; \- K5 _so tasty.. ?$ Q/ m% T/ _+ L
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# d8 Z5 r8 G" @0 lSave water. Shower with your
: a3 M) `3 H) R0 E& `girlfriend.
# ^7 x6 W* h! A* L, s: N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。  e2 J9 |' M6 W" m" F# P
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
& `1 a8 ]# l1 w, ~" B/ Bcaught.' u8 ?( c7 a/ r/ Z" h
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。' j# p  L  F6 Q. u
Behind every successful man, there is a , p0 r+ T* O6 s9 @  g" {
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 K' Q: A; H  e0 }: ?9 z5 M# s# ]two.
8 y: ]" j  N  r( ~8 u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ z: `$ e! W1 I& }7 ?Every man should marry. After all,
) m, U* S5 W. @* n+ S9 Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.( Q3 M; N4 ^" h2 M8 ~6 ?) o
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; t6 C$ ?7 h9 x7 ^! @% O! EThe wise
- I$ F1 _' |2 n8 Rnever marry, And when they marry they become 8 I0 n' F/ X- F: b( x3 w  S3 l8 X* K
otherwise.9 z- c3 E/ N0 M8 m9 S
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ a: P2 j, s# c) O: vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so ! E1 b# W7 m3 n/ z: D
many relatives.
* U4 D8 i4 s' J# d' s( N7 v8 {/ s) M+ l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 M/ _2 B( N6 ?) z& C5 H5 eNever put off the work till
3 t) ~+ ?8 ^) n' r: l# f5 Z; q1 }1 Utomorrow what you can put off today.
0 k3 j' g* {7 S% l2 `, t0 T# k. S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- v5 j4 G! N+ ?1 I4 d, D0 CLove is $ {/ m7 {) M. F( e  Q6 ]
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.) X/ c, y6 D3 F- z4 x( d% P. e
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。, v2 q5 d7 R+ i
Children in
. p8 ^0 c8 z" N0 Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. x1 k' L( Y5 g- e& j# S! Jchildren.
( C$ d8 }5 r% b& o8 G% e7 u) o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。# y+ ^6 @9 |- r7 C) h, @. y2 w" C
“Your future depends on your 3 z* P7 I) c5 m5 `
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; H" D3 M9 u8 r' a- W“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 o+ {  r/ R; ?: b( I! L. ]* [1 ^
There should be a
0 B! N/ @0 _, X7 F" X" a) M+ bbetter way to start a day than waking up every 4 d% ]" i% B9 `) g3 s* M/ S4 O+ W
morning.5 k* W! P4 `3 ]4 s" s: _
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# Q( f2 }. W5 r3 }% B% ]“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- ?6 ]* f/ R! h, A9 U: V0 I" A* v* G6 hBut why take the risk?
( d+ s! q  Y0 w* k2 R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( }% |7 T! J2 H& a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% {9 _  _% H6 `: ^4 Jlook at it for hours!% ]- |7 }1 O3 c; e: B, C8 R, a2 y
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  S. J- p. Y2 DGod made relatives; Thank God we
9 j1 E* I# J: P& F& W6 `; Bcan choose our friends.
; a- X6 R6 K: p8 J# G- T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: i" |8 p- }( e3 R1 l. O
When two’s & H6 j- h$ O, M' \8 t8 D! }
company, three’s the result!2 K( c: P1 s4 E
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' a9 I& f0 Y! ]* B5 |. K9 \9 \
A dress is like a barbed
. X! }% z  n& Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  F, n) t' v" B2 `7 Gview.
% ]% {" M$ N  y2 y# ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  u* c; C! f% C0 W: e/ ~7 iThe more you learn, the more you know, * H1 D& o& N$ b/ x& t5 m
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 q  G. `4 S+ S, |* @The more you forget, the less you
' F+ G1 h) J5 N; ~know. So why bother to learn.
1 }2 X5 C* f, [) |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 5 }9 V; q- I; `1 V9 M' t/ ~
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