加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
! N$ S. s* x- i6 M) q  t( \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
8 V! _7 m  H3 G6 c# A4 `4 t! H. ?girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: N, N) J1 g: d! s9 Y2 Ttwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
, B! s" d* g" N% c+ N+ P再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 W$ f: m- o2 a& e( ^% h  fThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
* d0 |, E/ y9 v; ~( l8 a  Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
/ N& V: s5 w) b6 H  Q7 Imany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
' ^# ]# Q4 K8 z+ q9 W) |6 p) qtomorrow what you can put off today.
( m# O1 |8 ~+ {1 o# V. b4 q" Z5 O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; \2 ?0 l3 d& b  o  r4 o& ^Children in
1 L  M3 Q" P/ J' @( K+ Pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
* j$ e: p5 D) u0 B- M( H  X. u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! P5 v. f) |+ [) ^There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, {8 @- F! V$ I" O; Smorning.
! V, R& ^/ N* s7 c  E- F( {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 P; @! M8 w6 }& R8 d9 I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
$ u, E% I- e7 n" @' ^) D3 \“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 T# G5 @2 ^* N, j3 ]look at it for hours!
- B$ m8 U; L/ z3 `/ P' S工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 T: s: H. D9 w% e) wcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 y  M3 m) }2 X; P" M2 K9 FWhen two’s
2 w# ]" `1 Q8 }company, three’s the result!
% q2 i% `! G) g% d0 g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- t8 j7 A* h: M! G: d& f3 Dview.
2 x" ?/ n6 Y- [% y5 A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
/ k1 _: \! Q) [, z3 p6 cThe more you know, the more you forget.
+ W1 L  R# ?; i$ m- }The more you forget, the less you
1 q7 H" ^+ F: v9 q- |* \know. So why bother to learn.
4 ?' J3 |" m& C# c7 y% s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 {* w0 Z4 \* P0 C为什么学来着