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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
! a2 t- f, C# q' e4 ~Mastercard & Visa.* Z$ K& ]8 z' u
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& ?6 o. O: W$ Z6 O& ]One should love animals. They are
8 o3 n. |9 m6 R4 Z( ^so tasty.
! O$ X6 x' H0 w' F% z% U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 P: I1 r1 H" |5 [6 W" j; Q
Save water. Shower with your
- N- j" P4 I) o! ygirlfriend.
0 b& W$ F: r" F) A5 q4 W1 Y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 s. W* }8 ~6 T
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% l! {$ y! r7 }2 P5 k: Hcaught.
" q+ r! e+ m3 K0 q8 L8 D) y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( a% S3 e( h3 ~4 ]
Behind every successful man, there is a
+ ^* `+ C6 @+ u9 _man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are , r/ O7 w$ X* h/ d
two.
  V' T2 J) X0 a) j2 H1 u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 P( e/ g! m+ n& V2 _9 vEvery man should marry. After all,
; w2 X$ R% a. z' ]& X# Yhappiness is not the only thing in life./ Q/ y- ~  E6 d- w! R4 Q
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。0 f7 J5 D. G# ~& x6 Y; n/ m& I! G
The wise
- S* T) e+ ^" P7 `& j8 t1 Xnever marry, And when they marry they become
9 O! k! Z/ }3 v/ ?otherwise.9 {* I6 p3 r0 o2 E
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 \! Z3 J/ q6 |/ ?( S& TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# d5 Z6 C* j, Emany relatives.
1 W- V0 c! Z+ L) t) ~成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& j: n# e6 [1 r3 e( \2 v1 fNever put off the work till
+ _, M2 F9 x; ^$ i+ K7 ctomorrow what you can put off today.1 r! e- r; r/ q
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 u5 K/ K; p, W, KLove is . O4 P# o* S# S
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: u5 T, e; V+ w; ^. [0 V% i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& G% L6 y+ w! a) TChildren in 1 s' A/ O( a: T5 `* `  z/ T
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause & \+ ^$ a2 z- P# G9 D7 C
children.
% n2 R* U4 m& g9 Q, l$ l. I5 q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; u/ K+ e. K2 C1 O( N: _6 z: L! u“Your future depends on your . g2 H; ~2 s3 T* |9 Y) p
dreams.” So go to sleep.
, Z2 x0 e! L! Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( M. e& F+ |+ b0 J5 i
There should be a
' p. \" w& m! j; k, }* f0 {better way to start a day than waking up every
' u9 G8 Y: [, [morning.0 S# `6 b5 h3 g, L& b
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。) Q& v1 i9 y4 D! I1 o7 o
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ; D/ ~0 o$ W2 ]  a8 k- p
But why take the risk?! ^5 t6 k2 s- w  p/ I
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 _/ E5 @: e2 t* C) Z2 m; e
“Work fascinates me.“ I can   `2 K9 W, E$ v
look at it for hours!
/ g5 Z. F# O2 l. U9 I工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 Z! _7 ]4 H) |0 I$ a% D. a* sGod made relatives; Thank God we
1 S7 |; V4 \* b3 a" gcan choose our friends.
" D2 o& F. X8 E  ^神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( H5 g' c9 i: C9 u' y; u$ tWhen two’s
: c' R( T* d& {/ Ccompany, three’s the result!! H9 P  c" v  I3 G0 o1 ]! x* ]0 s
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 d1 q, m, }% `/ o: ]A dress is like a barbed
: H. V: o# [: h6 ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the 6 z& H9 ?5 b/ `
view.
; M: w$ U( X1 m% }5 R/ F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. j7 I9 r) }/ JThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 Q: e) N4 \; Z6 K) @The more you know, the more you forget." ^/ H1 `% r/ w) m6 Y! K
The more you forget, the less you
$ T# N4 r! U) J' [7 ]1 g7 Vknow. So why bother to learn.9 ]$ K# F" D$ \8 S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ' I% u* H" M0 r- Q. \
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