加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 U. i( |$ w1 v; `: y1 i* Eso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ L6 O5 R$ l. q( u& nSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
; X$ m, f9 Z( V+ j& }  ~0 n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" y8 b% c* h3 GLove the neighbor. But don’t get
) P' @; ~, b6 O; p4 g  o4 n  ]caught.
# j; Z3 ^  y+ S' Z3 W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ X' B8 L% e. X/ A) WBehind every successful man, there is a
* l- k. I. M9 D5 ^man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
5 A* d) o# V- fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; p& W- ~) P' inever marry, And when they marry they become
: C+ E0 W8 W2 _* D4 t4 U% S; Iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  c1 A5 i1 l' `2 a4 t, ]/ B9 k4 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ s, m6 ]4 n& z+ c. o( C! d2 X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* ^9 L2 G( g# I$ fLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  V3 H0 {' ~" [6 Z1 A) H4 t3 S$ u! pChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 {6 F4 O1 H0 Q" Q# i. Y% }children.
' ^* @9 A6 a4 c/ ^% ]后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  W" F  O- t2 X% p$ v  f% {“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
( |( W; |4 P5 Y5 i! y0 ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 C; z7 R+ T# c: f) J% Q9 N" x$ IBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* E' o3 {& a: V# |“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. x$ B2 _0 m( e) E1 FWhen two’s
! X$ x( ]( S. |7 k7 ~8 l6 Icompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% |6 g6 I( J  b5 R5 z* Lview.
9 u$ f) H  e1 L1 r  z/ j3 t  y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( ~  a8 @6 E( O& e2 r; k! KThe more you learn, the more you know,
$ Y9 x( I# B9 F1 B5 K& f% \4 J- a/ AThe more you know, the more you forget.
+ y- Z' T$ l2 p4 GThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
+ Z8 p' o& c  t# C+ q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ c! u" w1 @, w( A+ @为什么学来着