加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
2 P6 R* ?% s. Iso tasty.
& y# }4 @" g: F  _/ ]; x2 O5 W每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" O) s* B1 B7 l/ o0 NSave water. Shower with your
" E7 y! I( r3 _. r; N1 ugirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; o0 c" z- X# ~: x2 \& ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
0 [  {, ]& p- `# i要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
* Z; }* K/ ?9 @% x/ [& |man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# t" i1 h# {+ qtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' {" t4 ~/ V0 }' C* g& A1 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 f' _! y& K! Z. L8 E( C1 C  U+ Totherwise.
& `% R3 K" x' f: y' o# |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. B, i) Q6 Q  \4 Xtomorrow what you can put off today.
! F! k0 ^+ C1 K2 d- C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( X9 d: d( V& t, g9 g  |Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! T2 j- z0 v) }- P6 m) H# kchildren.
, a; y) K3 W; o" M) M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- z# @& V7 @, Z7 K“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; ?7 T& o+ y" EThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
2 F  a- z# p8 I3 dmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 q5 r# Q4 g& `& J% w“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 A8 g% R$ L3 \8 tBut why take the risk?
1 ?5 ~: A$ R: V, C/ Q: e1 x5 y4 d努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 `, V' i+ t2 t( M% c“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ n: Q- M7 `/ ^- r. ?+ B& q: H) [2 D" Rlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 D) i& E- K5 i8 N  \3 j- t1 f3 o+ AGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
0 Q- n5 v; _* ycompany, three’s the result!
" t% w7 {% |/ k; N- C9 d" R# s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- n3 V- B2 G" J3 I- ^A dress is like a barbed
/ `4 G0 x. G3 s& \9 Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 `* Z+ n% U* V7 b7 Nview.
: S/ r7 ?7 X* c' Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! j- ]  b. [8 m" ]* R: WThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 n) X2 z+ u( ?( Q, L+ QThe more you forget, the less you
  m7 s( M: g# n8 ~" \. jknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着