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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ T: e. m4 ~; D; |) eMastercard & Visa.% ]. B$ m1 ~2 N0 _7 i7 n
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- v& O9 T+ f( D4 ]/ u
One should love animals. They are
8 E+ @8 I" A' A; o8 t3 ~so tasty.
7 x( x: ^# k; z: B. e3 `) q' A每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 Y+ f4 X: _  g1 e; B/ K" h0 T* Z
Save water. Shower with your
$ x0 [4 z# y( I& N- z$ bgirlfriend.% D* {2 {5 e. J( c* w/ e# J! G
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! d0 P7 m& @" N. OLove the neighbor. But don’t get / ?  {' S0 a# F3 o8 G* G4 D% y
caught.) M! F- B. G; `% p6 |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) f& Q' U0 ~3 G2 n" I; i
Behind every successful man, there is a
3 S/ A& C1 a" k5 Dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 9 E1 j7 {, M6 F: s2 F
two.8 u5 B* x7 Q/ P% {. {% N' q
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) ]- F7 e9 v/ JEvery man should marry. After all,
" B. Y2 f" @; }happiness is not the only thing in life.# U* c3 C% r0 ?( \: d5 B( ^
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。% W5 a, ?: i( ]9 o' R7 w
The wise
6 e6 N- J/ h+ f1 I9 d1 t9 Dnever marry, And when they marry they become
7 ?- G9 S! S9 k2 [: wotherwise.
7 S7 R( C1 o8 [5 _0 T. w聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, w6 Q  [% G$ `+ ?, aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 7 V7 j/ q, m$ K% L' I6 E
many relatives.
' a0 D0 d7 S% d9 L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 X  v8 N7 i0 ?
Never put off the work till * g" W! n! u( A  ]4 U
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! b) m$ ?# [5 r8 x/ @( w) c5 z9 i不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# n0 s4 U; r3 p1 H5 y1 A, h
Love is
; w& z+ j: c% ^" ^' s6 cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 h1 P6 Z* x% V( l& m% ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# M1 W. Z: Z* i& A3 P4 `Children in / x  c  ^/ d# B7 U* s% d3 U' P
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ {1 Z( E# ^% L. b0 j4 K% W
children./ Y% O( P8 S2 c( ^/ U+ a. Q/ p
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ z  X8 q2 C  K( H( ^5 l; o“Your future depends on your 5 o" a' D& K: ?6 `, R& y8 W
dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 l" w  H* T2 n, v2 H! F3 y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 y* @8 P' D( L' w) C8 l6 m8 X
There should be a
' ~" s  r' @$ V4 pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
( F" d, I, \" J2 j6 o1 U" Jmorning.9 T% O+ [* X1 u
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 l6 m3 \3 y1 I/ m3 w
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 A* Q2 I# W' a) }) `) P) L4 eBut why take the risk?
/ {; m9 a( a, E+ ~7 p努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 _8 w/ W4 Q* @“Work fascinates me.“ I can % Z5 Q* X/ p0 Q$ Y& F, e# c  [
look at it for hours!
/ |( y0 U. z3 j' U$ e9 A. x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ o# X( B$ n1 p4 H; J' VGod made relatives; Thank God we
) \0 X# B1 A$ ]can choose our friends.
6 [1 B7 H% H  f6 ]+ Q: j7 m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。6 d( U# G9 C9 y' R
When two’s 4 G: C! ^; f2 S
company, three’s the result!
& w  K+ x: e1 e0 w+ ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!3 ^9 ^; k, x0 n; X
A dress is like a barbed
$ A( K/ h# \5 j& Jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ! }# l* N5 v. ?' Z: Y
view.
5 Q! C, I# _5 @" g* `# D/ a' b$ ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 `+ Z* N8 Q! c  D" C; J
The more you learn, the more you know, 3 n3 d& _% G# S& P
The more you know, the more you forget.
: y; b4 i. W9 |3 ^: ~  v+ E# OThe more you forget, the less you
9 s9 i, E7 D: l3 Pknow. So why bother to learn.
* M* E3 f" ?# v4 h1 P学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 D  v) y  ?; m2 O为什么学来着
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