加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
- e0 @, J! P+ k+ h6 G+ O& D5 nMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
" \& K! i8 N7 o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
8 [( e) X( ^* x3 Z. }girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 Y* F0 t- L6 h+ k' i2 \0 a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
. u% E6 A$ n' e4 g& K% rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 q4 x3 n! Q/ q0 ltwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* m/ i* P8 J, G- q+ sEvery man should marry. After all,
4 U; U- @" _. Q5 s* mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
- J+ f2 D& `" u+ Y9 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
) s; j0 I; q0 f+ Y( P# }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' h! a/ w" Z5 X5 B* h+ M- E8 kNever put off the work till
* e# O$ ^- D9 V- p/ `9 _3 p! X7 wtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 g' m8 m. S4 R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 Y' `/ L6 T* H; \/ O3 c! MLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% @8 |* Y, ~- k0 t, Lchildren.
9 j1 _. |% P; [" s, w* ~* w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
" Z6 p! m: M- B" Y7 j& rdreams.” So go to sleep.
0 m/ h2 F3 Z, i4 |% s+ T$ O# j- c/ F1 \“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; b" W3 b% {8 D9 z1 cThere should be a
# K% q0 p; I) M( @) r4 l+ @. ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
, V4 w" S, b' i, b& l9 i5 pmorning.
# r2 N6 M4 [9 e8 g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
  A2 v# J4 U  r3 S" m( n努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 g& q, L& m( l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ N) l( h# ?1 p8 CGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 E+ B3 o6 J5 X: O- l0 t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
. l* t  k4 }( }* k1 J两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
& J1 k3 |3 L" e% W4 @4 h$ Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% f" Z# h7 L& T5 LThe more you learn, the more you know,
  i6 o! |+ I" K  hThe more you know, the more you forget.
2 r( }5 c% E9 G3 zThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着