加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 ~) L3 R/ N2 x: p& R5 _; LMastercard & Visa.
7 Z2 n! G: Z3 Z6 n7 O. D8 B) F钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 u% G2 Q3 J# eOne should love animals. They are
' e/ T9 A; E: Z9 ?& p2 dso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 s( |, n0 @) ^! X6 J7 g) dSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 G6 Q( N" t& e/ K0 l- u" k- f) tLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 w* B" D6 A, q9 uBehind every successful man, there is a
/ w0 k; ]/ l+ k- m( @4 U7 gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ t0 b# U/ g. m6 v+ ktwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 P" U8 a2 \& V) c3 `, Z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
' _. C7 w; y% q: q/ Pnever marry, And when they marry they become
) r, a: o0 j0 d4 H# v6 S$ ^otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. a& F+ i5 D3 z' C% YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
; F! |4 m0 e- _0 ~tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ K2 R- a( k2 ychildren.
5 G0 _8 y+ \* r9 l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
9 _2 g8 F* U" U- O! y: Kdreams.” So go to sleep.
" V/ \) ~/ i) k, v8 m- y6 g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% b4 e* T& \+ P2 y5 e0 hThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
. |4 x( `. r% w% S% Vmorning.
# d  W  G, \6 Q1 e2 F1 Y8 k5 i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; P* S7 N! B* d“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
5 T+ q; ?2 p) u+ Q5 T1 t- r; Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' i: e' \" m4 s( A5 u  eGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
# b3 R: W) w' e& w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. V" v" g. L8 h2 ^# OA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 G, [8 s6 V- LThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
% t0 e) q9 r  j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* u6 T( L$ M: ^; m( F: u为什么学来着