加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
+ U1 b3 b( u# z. @; m  A1 V; y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" T5 S0 G/ Z+ `5 R6 IOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
; w  Y$ i. e9 [7 J' U3 y; E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
0 J* U  v. x6 o7 P要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 G4 r/ I( l, m8 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! t& s: |+ O( L% i. c6 p: G& Z* U4 Bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
( y. p; z6 H' D! thappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 E( n1 s  i, N. d; I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; `5 Z: r& z# P! E! wnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
5 O7 r+ s% U, d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
' i; l' f; a7 W+ Htomorrow what you can put off today.
, c' }& J7 i" r  [8 L+ h不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 F& @1 z) b& [: F6 ILove is
. w  i. ?% o9 T! |5 H5 |& M5 xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ P. S% q# {- C# YChildren in
0 |4 w7 {4 a+ A7 M' h6 tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
  P# z; q0 ~$ e- ?$ `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- N( r8 N. }( u& M# ~( U. L“Your future depends on your
8 b% d( y9 X7 D" Y# b4 rdreams.” So go to sleep.
! s" v$ }$ y6 a+ Q$ W4 L4 A“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
( p3 E# v+ R4 Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
/ k% Z- D* A6 I7 x% R) c9 b4 z! a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& }: V+ f8 i- q- G' eBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; X: ?2 p; j  f5 s“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 P* l* M% F3 e; i- T0 klook at it for hours!
+ \) `! P3 {% G! E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% i; C! }- c1 L8 \& jGod made relatives; Thank God we
) @0 a  M9 Y  M# l" tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 w, f/ E" \6 L! uWhen two’s
% |* T, b- L& k$ M2 ?, V. d9 Ecompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 i, V3 v4 \; W  f3 u/ d9 ^' a, `A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
- Y; ^. K/ z. M& |8 Z, o0 u' jThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
  X% b. e8 H2 x  F3 Fknow. So why bother to learn.
: }" m) a4 L0 O7 f  i& |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 Q) R' N" ?  P为什么学来着