加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 X# g  K/ \* ZMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# L3 c* T/ n7 t) h/ a每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- \* N1 A0 K  V# y2 Z- |Save water. Shower with your
! q' f/ o& b% b, o4 Y1 K- M" Jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* J; U( y( e; y+ D8 m7 z+ H, bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
" f8 l- O& U6 j* h4 n, tcaught.
( b" D0 T- V7 U) c; c2 {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 g' Z+ F5 A6 G0 B3 GBehind every successful man, there is a
) V( `; o' s/ n7 P/ [( i1 tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* U8 O# @0 \4 L  g4 aThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 X7 }6 P* M" F1 w6 V0 K: P% ^otherwise.
) t3 o4 W0 Q9 C' T) h6 F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
  N! ?* i; a, M' i) T( ~7 jtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 X1 J( |0 I) L( I9 o" w( J( eLove is
0 P) y+ Y) M; l5 T! [' jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ S0 S/ K5 @1 QChildren in
9 h, ]( e$ ?8 Q' v/ `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 V# Z. O; D) s+ C0 Y+ o) q' ^children.
( ?& w( m/ e, l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 m3 J. A' k8 u' s) |“Your future depends on your
9 f/ w9 \/ O( h) \& P6 M& fdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ a. G: q+ [$ `7 _There should be a
4 N; ~0 K% C3 [4 Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
2 ?  m  G, y7 R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
0 C9 X6 h' f2 B. Q- Z$ P" @$ zcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ N% \$ v+ B) w; Z3 mWhen two’s
% \/ s$ l9 _* a  K1 Qcompany, three’s the result!
( Y! c# V- m8 z4 |) v+ ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 \, E  A' _+ m: bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# O" T: X0 e$ E% c% B* t: K9 CThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
5 c2 }  N! m5 H; pknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着