加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; X, m9 `. n! M$ ?) p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" C, G9 ~7 w6 m2 rOne should love animals. They are
( F; T/ I8 _) C( ?so tasty.
; i8 n' S8 _  ?# [# y$ t/ o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: A: |4 ^9 K4 r0 [5 USave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! ~% W$ }& }2 M6 _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 E( M! ?5 m2 l9 [$ ?# HBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 F! f6 b* {" F# jtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 n9 Y+ Z. @" q3 N$ f* j/ thappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 v& Q9 G1 p. V! s# @2 D* q/ ZThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  a' J) H( z% `0 v: a2 D# I' KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! ^. @$ }" P9 x' s5 M: I: |- hNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- D1 P7 E% k6 q: o  y" ALove is
; C0 `% l8 D3 I8 K# Q  Aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
; s8 ~' S! X5 `- z) `1 b# Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ d5 H$ g$ x$ @& d) ~! Ychildren.
% `4 C1 o; ]/ w* T9 t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' [# t) C- N8 R: @$ o1 ]& k  _“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
' p( E6 [1 a7 a7 B1 x% C  M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 g4 {5 G# y: Z4 ~( D) b  K( ^look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 F5 ^) i) p% V' e6 rGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 a- Z0 L& q: acan choose our friends.
0 @" P  C4 T+ A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
! r% m( z, D7 g2 Ycompany, three’s the result!
) b9 g- }4 Y3 z. F5 Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. ?/ d, [7 w9 H/ x' _9 d! Q4 G4 Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! \( @$ M7 A; G" c, RThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 X& c% i1 q# C8 e& k# N- rThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; r! D4 f2 S" M% D5 eknow. So why bother to learn.
- a5 `+ J# S) q: m. b( ^学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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