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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
8 D) N6 X% {0 U6 K6 ?& |$ O" V3 bMastercard & Visa.7 |, n5 ?" _' {3 X+ H; Q3 p# @' H% K
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 }% g$ o& \3 |: [$ C% D6 _One should love animals. They are
8 ?0 c2 _" m3 |4 @so tasty.: S5 j- K' }0 J
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& D& s) ^" h0 G1 t' F% F
Save water. Shower with your . E; z8 M2 \6 ]8 R' B
girlfriend.
4 q& ?! [/ C; g; }- t+ }& [要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! M6 D2 @9 A& d7 O6 Q$ BLove the neighbor. But don’t get
) W2 G; W' d% m$ Y! icaught.2 j* f+ x. t( r+ d8 M2 ]
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 r- _5 p' |0 m: q3 c% _* qBehind every successful man, there is a ) q5 B( z; q1 v+ o9 ?8 Z
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * }/ n; o: b1 d  K
two.
( K- s5 s" |0 ^, |. v3 W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。4 c+ M" m# l$ t1 u
Every man should marry. After all, * D- {  c' R7 V# W# c/ t9 p: C
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) j* D  O9 o( D, ^再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 X" E% b, N2 T/ `2 s" b
The wise : j. Y5 _# m6 y4 t! u4 ~; @
never marry, And when they marry they become . c+ `* F0 x& o1 b; V* j
otherwise.
# q0 t6 o+ }, V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 n# [* M) v. G8 H  M+ P
Success is a relative term. It brings so ! k& m; t8 V5 A, s  j" a
many relatives.
6 `) c4 \* V$ C4 k( g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) k2 z* C' L3 _1 g: M' L8 _Never put off the work till ; H" o& I7 ?' e1 Q; F
tomorrow what you can put off today.8 a  v: F+ U- A( ?/ i% i& S" V
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' N9 v0 N4 W5 A6 _  z' H) f: cLove is
( h% m4 x  @# Cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 m9 y% x0 ~9 u$ k4 Q2 {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( O, o" e% ?6 A9 L
Children in
# X/ X' Z1 V+ ]6 x- Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* X. l7 v# c) O- I" b' tchildren.. r- Z2 E' f0 x! s9 Y
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* }% L$ `. z9 d! A3 E. k7 T7 `“Your future depends on your ! _4 H5 `& K( R# p0 A3 U
dreams.” So go to sleep." L* Z; A, r. K
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 x( Q! c; n8 G* RThere should be a
5 c  B1 ~) I# r* U) cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
0 Z# e9 f$ c; jmorning.
+ I1 g+ C8 q# N4 f9 d- ^* a, Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 y* j$ l; U& ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  k9 P( H. k& O5 {8 ?' G% r/ w- }But why take the risk?
" `6 J3 D# n0 \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% ~' F6 l( N1 V, h“Work fascinates me.“ I can + `! Y& M0 B" o/ R) t
look at it for hours!
3 _/ a1 O. I, ~$ k: I7 z0 v工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( U! e- u) z- \/ c! o: k' r
God made relatives; Thank God we
7 `6 `% x/ F0 C+ ~& ^2 k9 Vcan choose our friends.) ]# L! z. E$ j5 |1 [4 M
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 e1 ^" t; K/ w, j5 aWhen two’s
: H. q& |2 e- e( F6 {4 tcompany, three’s the result!
, n7 C0 O& l: q+ \8 ?* p' O  R& [+ F# L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" N' z6 t9 p# u* ^% w* x& ^
A dress is like a barbed * x- n  x# ?4 ~6 v% v: v* H* m
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the # u6 R& I) [! c- M
view.# f! q) Z/ B8 c7 d, n% e" a
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 d9 }0 e* x' w& }( NThe more you learn, the more you know, . U1 |* A6 x/ g; l( O0 V" O3 A
The more you know, the more you forget.& a- a2 [0 _0 |, c9 Z9 w
The more you forget, the less you ( r3 r& F7 k2 j) E% I  u
know. So why bother to learn.
2 q# r. Z1 n0 n8 Z9 j1 t& c7 M学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 C, W2 G- m# u9 Q为什么学来着
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