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Money is not everything. There’s
# n# i; y) g, I1 W3 @# lMastercard & Visa.
- c5 M, ?. v7 [% Z/ d钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 A. S. S; N# W. g1 C! l
One should love animals. They are 2 u9 J6 w# T2 ?' N0 f( b
so tasty.
! G* B* r+ j! v# c每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ Y+ W) c: M3 }Save water. Shower with your
+ h- P( a1 R; k. Wgirlfriend.2 [. g- t+ O+ a: u5 E+ Z
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 G' P& A) a8 \
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 7 r! |+ E( I' R, W+ t7 Y& [6 `
caught.
6 m. }3 j+ l- N/ H8 m2 p8 s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 T% w1 P4 V: X3 |; BBehind every successful man, there is a 6 _8 Y' D5 A# i
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 9 T: `) E# P: e; U2 d& \6 ]
two.
/ @' J8 \4 G2 @# |/ e3 A8 s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. }! `( G6 @4 g0 hEvery man should marry. After all,
1 p% N& T. w4 ]; Q w# F& ^, Phappiness is not the only thing in life.
- q4 a+ [* ?/ D, e! F; P2 b再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ i+ c: |: a2 \& n: BThe wise
+ b' L+ c' g- D, c9 l4 k: A8 \& H1 Znever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: H- j2 A r9 O% R
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. ?* T! x4 _' |. J$ g. }: B @# }Never put off the work till
' b9 q. M- g* ytomorrow what you can put off today." x+ l) i, E) g4 j. ~! p3 E! P5 |5 {
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' Z2 N! j$ w! ELove is
" W- w5 |" L0 ?; i7 |" ]. L" Iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.4 |5 g( t3 B* n7 a: e' j' Z0 u
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2 {( s6 l0 j0 A2 e% P* BChildren in : }! V, E# R$ L9 I& {% L
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 @) l- V0 R9 r+ h; N( l0 @; k“Your future depends on your
3 P# t. x j* Y9 s. u7 g6 r4 `dreams.” So go to sleep.
( J$ {0 b# q1 H) F- O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" K U4 [9 W! z4 ?& l# g, M
There should be a
7 q0 [1 Z5 g4 K2 l" V# b$ z9 Sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# @5 P! q# h7 [5 U6 p
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 [" y0 }$ _+ e# {But why take the risk?
) ^) C% g' o4 H: e& G9 D% k努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 z1 I' E9 R" ^
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 7 Y0 D6 V7 a, @ B
look at it for hours!( S" @" G. t) g* j5 ?
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- r1 B) c% _/ q0 a' k- MGod made relatives; Thank God we
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 k& B: k1 N3 I- A3 P4 oWhen two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!6 S- C7 k6 r- R; B- J
A dress is like a barbed
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( H6 M% k0 l6 c& ]* n; RThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ n, P' e; r1 y* [7 M/ @% QThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ G$ E" p# h3 D; I: J# P# _4 z0 sThe more you forget, the less you 6 K. }% ^- y; e. Z2 b7 z6 N
know. So why bother to learn. e- a: h! `/ N, {" E
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 3 y% Y' O Q2 T; K* `/ A
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