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Money is not everything. There’s
8 h( {, N7 V. V% @* R, e% p$ e/ V8 DMastercard & Visa.
7 O- M" T8 c6 X* y2 ^8 c5 |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" Z+ W$ [, g6 A& V) U
One should love animals. They are % h$ i1 K+ M6 `7 S
so tasty.
0 m$ A/ T2 L V1 u3 @% Y' f2 a' f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 \/ x7 m- t2 b9 G6 pSave water. Shower with your
( H% K. |$ }; u* w6 o( ~girlfriend.
$ x$ J1 D- _! ]. l, T2 L) h8 E要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 w& e! r. f9 Q- @) r) ~
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; t- q+ N8 ^# V
Behind every successful man, there is a
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 L7 h& y( J- e; }$ O& xEvery man should marry. After all, ; r( S( `, l! G1 V6 `
happiness is not the only thing in life.( h; d7 t$ S) \3 q3 v
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 m( B& X* J. q7 E( _ [* I4 AThe wise , B5 F8 Z8 M& |6 h! e" u' h4 D
never marry, And when they marry they become * }" k/ M4 f0 H, u
otherwise.
. e% e1 O' }) D9 e) N; I3 w! c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ Q0 w! H4 k4 }8 n1 x1 i
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& p8 J, o. O) J3 g Q0 pNever put off the work till
6 S- u0 r+ U, n9 b7 htomorrow what you can put off today.
# p6 V. U' X% H不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 V6 t7 S3 _1 x6 ]) `9 P* }" N# |
Love is : Y( k8 c$ j) t6 ?
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* S& T* X1 U. T7 o; W' }6 m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# `9 Y9 t' d- GChildren in
U% Q: E A9 y9 _1 ^& sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 |) R. l. l- m& W. ~1 \( ]“Your future depends on your
5 i. f f3 b6 ?% _6 s! ndreams.” So go to sleep.; C' U3 O' h* v2 u# P3 y
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。$ Y4 r0 }: m$ F2 d2 Q& g! ]
There should be a # h1 ^+ P) Q# g- W) S$ e
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 ?/ n9 t9 Y# Q* E
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ & J/ |9 I- w5 b/ ?8 l5 b4 U
But why take the risk?
6 U }5 v( B% U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 K! W, u6 `5 W4 }8 W
“Work fascinates me.“ I can " c& B" }. B8 u, X
look at it for hours!
8 W6 i1 N1 l2 u0 Y" A6 W6 b工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。6 B5 W8 v$ ~3 p$ s' F
God made relatives; Thank God we 1 X* i$ \3 {4 K$ T
can choose our friends.
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When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!) t; J2 S5 m- n) m# d' c
A dress is like a barbed
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 n. l# ~ K$ z- P9 VThe more you learn, the more you know,
" l9 V4 J( b" M3 Q7 TThe more you know, the more you forget.
: G3 ]+ N$ y! x$ W+ k" s& Y) fThe more you forget, the less you 1 K4 R( s) V8 x8 Q5 U
know. So why bother to learn.
; B+ i. `% a3 r' V: ^5 ~7 R& p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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