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Money is not everything. There’s
7 n8 M1 n0 z8 l: I, P, QMastercard & Visa.9 A% ^! ^0 S7 U$ X$ l( t
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# C* Z/ d2 q( V4 nOne should love animals. They are , c* ~. u* X$ z, B
so tasty.0 q6 H4 p9 S( R( b
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 v: Q% k& u* l! v: _$ _. `Save water. Shower with your $ t7 Z: `' o R7 e6 u
girlfriend.
' g P0 U! W1 ^# a( P+ V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 Q: a: {0 x* a9 C4 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get 2 B# i' Q/ P( X9 S
caught.
4 ]4 X/ Z. }2 p& [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ k/ F0 w/ X; \# ]6 r4 ?2 YBehind every successful man, there is a
( G9 U- R8 U5 S, d- V/ I* Tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . ^5 r" \- a- P0 Z
two.
5 w3 P Y* k( s7 f, P* s/ ]; h0 e每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ s; D- _5 e6 h
Every man should marry. After all, 5 V4 k: I; }! c. \' A
happiness is not the only thing in life.3 V- o# b3 ?2 G; {$ [
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! c' q* ~+ a$ ^/ j& z4 U, |
The wise
% V! Y1 l* v6 r5 snever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。, t' y7 D& g4 I' l8 q; J
Success is a relative term. It brings so
' a. K" z; k F' d- J. R5 Wmany relatives.1 m- [4 Z; {/ s, V
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. O- f, w3 t& |3 |6 U3 V7 _+ JNever put off the work till + e8 v/ P8 W: L7 _- j4 Q
tomorrow what you can put off today." C$ E' `& t. c% Z2 ?$ Z9 }
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) }9 Y) z( N) X0 _0 B
Love is
$ U! R; c: t# H2 X5 \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( S1 k- ^- _8 d+ g& t
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 x9 D v. J a1 k/ l# y6 T
Children in
7 ]3 r6 j& \. m+ Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& z! n. J! q: \6 l% h! ^children.$ Y0 {' U! d2 r7 e
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
w2 W: g2 |7 D; p# G5 I5 R, \“Your future depends on your
' ~9 y: P: p5 z% V1 }dreams.” So go to sleep.$ M/ }0 D' e, ]% Z/ Q
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) m) A8 Y7 X5 Z7 d
There should be a 4 {, m3 ^& ~' A
better way to start a day than waking up every
# _3 Y d& f4 Tmorning.
2 w0 C3 r( G8 T4 R/ O; n0 b( m应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 e }. @! e& k( J8 z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 n& W+ b7 D! P: x/ Z2 B0 S4 O$ v1 eBut why take the risk?. n( V0 y) Z8 y4 q G8 Y/ \
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。9 f3 y% R: n7 P9 J% j; f. A, R
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
& p" ~( C f3 mlook at it for hours!6 B+ |9 C" r% A% W" _8 |
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 X0 R6 ]$ G2 R9 ~ h9 o# f0 ?8 O" KGod made relatives; Thank God we
# c, t$ a: x: C8 a" L {5 }can choose our friends.
+ f; t4 z: ]1 f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ l+ Q% P0 J0 e: G" j. F' m c
When two’s
$ @7 {% t9 h1 Tcompany, three’s the result!0 m" [2 g" y& ?' p
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% n; `# B4 ^# \# Q1 @. w0 r5 OA dress is like a barbed 3 B! |, ~3 m% v- z4 ~
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 4 r4 m) t5 v; P h4 y& ~/ j/ }
view.
' B2 y l' N; P2 T服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 b$ n+ C/ H) A5 J" Y, C, oThe more you learn, the more you know,
! j# R# f% [ O" F7 ^9 rThe more you know, the more you forget., v/ Y6 W- ~# N+ \
The more you forget, the less you
- ?& n% u9 g0 zknow. So why bother to learn.
; v4 S! J* m4 I学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ; w v3 T6 u# C9 Z; u* M6 [
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