加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
$ _8 z1 q1 H; P# p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 C3 x5 O7 w7 O' u: bSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  m" b+ r( ~: `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. y( T$ w" g' q0 L5 ?caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, u; ?3 i+ J$ W4 X: f& K+ L% i, R; _/ q1 ZBehind every successful man, there is a
0 `5 r- L5 J3 Y! C& X* _% ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& B) B2 G/ t5 z! F3 O( V" z) {( Atwo.
+ I0 ~& M4 o; R) ?4 `$ p+ K每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
4 s- O4 X7 C9 |& _( h* Rhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  N* R8 d# P' R* kThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 a9 _+ _7 {( n* C# Totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 v' _5 r. b' I, pmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" X, Z, l9 |  ?( R( d- E7 ?2 [Never put off the work till
( k9 N! U# Z; S2 X7 X1 Stomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 ~( E; v7 V# J5 n3 o, Q4 ZLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( M2 [1 h! v5 y( e5 o6 p2 [6 i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( H' {! c7 G/ m5 FChildren in
9 x6 ^) B* _+ P' Z4 K0 Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 c; }* y: k/ o“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 K! y6 s9 I7 N7 R. y* D( Ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 _5 [8 d2 H( e+ X% E: w“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 i7 S6 Z. ~7 A+ u1 a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
; Q* o; Z/ d/ |- {. L& X% b2 }! jcan choose our friends.
" F7 R% i$ j* j/ l神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' _% k) r* T0 {& |When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" g! q5 ]' W9 H- C) g3 wA dress is like a barbed
4 P) u% S1 g- F! l7 c9 R* xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
1 v& |7 A7 I" h7 s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* @8 _7 c9 P1 H0 p/ kThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
* e/ l7 k- m5 w. N3 d) Q5 BThe more you forget, the less you
0 y3 X0 T! _# ?! S  Cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着