加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
7 G! t; E; Q7 z9 i% ^7 MMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- q3 @0 s( p8 l2 Q$ _. S9 uOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# b& C$ {  Z. s/ h$ `5 QSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
* p' G& b) w5 U, D  T; o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, V" O; V7 M. E& a9 Wcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; ~. V& T5 l$ }% I; O0 {Behind every successful man, there is a
8 X- X2 Z% l) [( t3 {$ T8 u, bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 f3 k, `5 x' v8 \0 Z0 i% ]two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 x: \* U: t% sEvery man should marry. After all,
4 q* B, x1 N# }happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
8 L& U, g, |$ H3 @/ @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
0 c9 w8 ?- [3 R2 I2 vtomorrow what you can put off today.
$ [: q" R& G- t8 \7 B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 Z5 M. ?8 @1 h: ^, o! W5 mLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ P' {. O3 Q) ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 U( t! y0 _. O8 o& {6 z  i“Your future depends on your
, k, b+ S* Y$ Q/ Adreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% ?- e& M" O5 d1 J! Gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
! f, B: [+ `" ]morning.
, }6 }7 c) q- e2 H& m7 l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; @4 n7 h5 ]3 ?* J- a“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 v. I4 ^1 J" w$ @/ b  O9 R0 jBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 v; m; J4 E2 X+ T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" A; _- a+ v- e) vGod made relatives; Thank God we
; Z) q' _, e# ~: scan choose our friends.
6 a8 w. Q' `6 s3 P2 _5 \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, v7 h7 f; e0 m$ g6 A7 R6 ZWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
; O& K& F2 v5 a* K3 U3 Y, O8 @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' h% w- Q* G2 V: w: k$ ~, nA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 T, v6 a2 P7 u7 r/ e# ^" x' Kview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
# s9 D( v: U2 t3 iThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着