加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ @2 G- n/ F6 \Mastercard & Visa.
" ~8 U8 H7 A( O- R钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% e0 y2 S+ u5 v" aOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
9 G, M( G0 i/ z7 K: d( B: o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
: f; M4 Z9 d% p3 @5 d/ C* x+ c要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: {" W" {6 u% Z/ z" A. X- n4 d. g& ytwo.
* d1 j0 g6 m! p6 R每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
# n1 d# \( h8 z% L1 E2 ^2 zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- x# W2 X; v( o4 B+ X. U6 s  W/ Anever marry, And when they marry they become
7 J: ~6 i9 H  v- Iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
, a( F7 A9 P5 f3 I6 |* a: gmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, [5 X% f" H  z0 W/ G- TNever put off the work till
! i7 `8 q$ i/ z, Z+ c* ?tomorrow what you can put off today.
; N4 {# ]! B" S: d2 Y5 O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 X8 _5 m3 E- y6 d6 J/ S& f* FLove is
. r1 l: B  D1 v8 E7 kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ F5 ]# s3 S! {( D3 ?( ]- h5 b2 n% G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( G) Q1 s8 ^6 @6 i( y) `children.
: I# M3 \) A4 t# P8 P$ F- k  g1 ?后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% C  V/ q& f# F1 QThere should be a
+ i0 r7 N, @, Lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% x# u' x6 B/ c) \/ R应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
/ e/ J- `3 ^+ R: D' Q% E) t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( x: y4 s5 c3 S  g, p; hGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ `; [* P4 `- e6 I3 S3 F, NWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. a' V4 v: z) x$ qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
8 H5 H$ L1 V/ |5 N1 _( S. b服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# l* f, H& c) J- pThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
5 ?: G, r9 `) z2 k学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着