加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* }& C# }6 q) h3 _% i  jMastercard & Visa.
! K7 M- j( G* ^# S' z3 N2 ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ V' ^; o5 D$ s4 a. gSave water. Shower with your
9 G$ Q2 ~+ J9 F5 i( M; o& X, o: Tgirlfriend.
- U7 N8 f: O. d! M6 D* I! |要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% N- t# M: y' L" QBehind every successful man, there is a
9 B2 R: I8 S3 U+ X; q' V2 u; }2 Xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: n# w9 c- ]  G) I$ X8 f+ Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: n6 R. I2 d% y5 d0 eEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( }2 x2 u' J) F; c% \, g, k% i3 pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
7 u3 l8 _( A; B+ w( ~5 T6 y2 kmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* }3 J& [6 Z5 i+ ~Never put off the work till
: A7 Q% I6 d8 [% v4 i% z+ xtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
1 E1 S" }% [/ m, l% D6 m3 B" |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
8 H  R( D8 ~+ h0 l- N4 mdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
% n+ C% t/ r& G! \morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ O$ `) {' s7 g8 ?, C7 X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" ^! W* u5 |6 ?8 r! g0 F- `4 b' hlook at it for hours!
( I4 ], [4 G! J9 P; ^3 w" P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* L- L1 X& J9 {! o1 KGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 m& O& b2 x. U7 fWhen two’s
7 W2 R. v' a/ ]" K3 m8 m0 z' ~company, three’s the result!
6 M' N3 d2 b, X% A8 M/ I- O- H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 ]" v& N) r4 O# x9 p  ~view.
  w) j4 X3 n; N5 O2 d) U) P服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
6 d( X6 L. _% @- B. U. C8 WThe more you forget, the less you
$ @  w. v7 Q7 U- e% Z% E$ d6 ?- e% Aknow. So why bother to learn.
2 G! R& g8 g9 i5 r* F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着