加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
5 \* d$ A* I5 Y6 M% Q$ Z: n& c6 v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
+ C& t+ L6 _2 G3 t4 Sso tasty.
0 ^6 n6 b5 s8 N+ Y7 X) L; }- G1 A每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 J! S% t- {# egirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ u; A; Z. C- j) }Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 l/ Y5 U9 M! g' `( E0 WBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
$ {3 s) k$ `. k5 Y2 W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& R+ B7 }4 h3 tEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' a) B- A" K7 g1 Y3 H, H8 e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; W; Z" O; q" zThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
/ d8 |/ t- f, |1 r" X$ ?otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
8 Y, E: [& J0 [! e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! Y- V7 n  }0 N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
3 `6 o7 J0 h" f6 {8 xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
8 T; m; I0 I$ T9 x; Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
  p4 ~% F% _  I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) J" o; X+ I" Y1 K7 A" ^- i“Your future depends on your
+ C: F& k: J* h% d! qdreams.” So go to sleep.
' n* X  e3 g! }/ \( l& Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 A. y) [  \$ L# `7 S6 r, XThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
+ C5 ~& K/ C# ?1 E2 t5 h4 v7 Umorning.
' D4 f. h, R- s# f: W3 ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, M7 q4 S9 T9 `: P) D- J9 `. ?But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 U0 Y2 \( f( ^# Z" W. w, G5 y* \look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 z9 d7 ^0 Q$ ~God made relatives; Thank God we
6 |2 r2 m/ i# G7 w% G$ W0 tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ r3 K. P! y. C/ ~2 xWhen two’s
1 r; d: Z. i4 A" l* ?% f) l" Vcompany, three’s the result!
2 u' \, i3 y4 K* e# D) _两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. t1 ?) t* M" W, V& k. IThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ I- ?. K, z0 M+ f$ s$ [( oThe more you forget, the less you
  P- x/ A: E7 ?know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 ?- j! m* Z3 D  C  \为什么学来着