加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
8 R. d0 e  K& O% Y- J1 d" @0 g& hMastercard & Visa.
; z& P. @7 R# t3 v- c) P0 L钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 N  C' ^2 z8 V) I4 mOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 Q4 N2 [4 e* uSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& h* L/ W0 D3 ]+ F4 k7 f0 G& BLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 o8 s: k! A$ v% Y8 y5 U! mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 V) R8 Q  }! ytwo.
( ~( j( d8 ?: @+ V# `6 h5 N! s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 {: l+ @/ W0 P+ b8 @happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
9 M/ P7 p/ |2 f( a6 s" `0 E. A2 _  \never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
# _5 u' c3 ]% B. }7 B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
: T! v# e" r9 X# t! r% z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 O. I/ j3 _- }3 O7 MNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 f- `3 M, u( T. i  ~3 W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ G  t5 [/ F% m0 {6 d, ULove is
* R5 _& y6 L$ _' Sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& c( m% Y) a$ b: y" y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) h+ Y: k* f0 J  tchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* C& D0 r/ B# y6 n9 W& E) l“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
3 |6 }: g- ~  ~; y/ N4 a0 Bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
0 y( K! H7 p3 r+ J, Z! Z8 Cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ \; w$ z0 B2 O( V& D. O" D“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
# U2 H. `( `! X8 k* L努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
5 S* q- o: P/ r* J: ]& s工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) }  P( t& G( x5 y! u; |; |When two’s
company, three’s the result!
$ P; {! e' j5 S+ r% j/ o2 `, @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 `, R9 |$ P- {4 b8 qA dress is like a barbed
( @% C/ L$ E/ S1 {1 g% V; i6 N6 U) xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 g; T) d  [3 v+ z! W0 hThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 L% G' _+ g7 C# P0 H) f9 gThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着