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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
, [: K, h0 t1 v) l- ^5 XMastercard & Visa.$ T; t9 _* M( x, M, r7 w
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, p' `" W! Q% ^1 K2 |; L" [5 ZOne should love animals. They are ! b# E3 q8 `$ a7 {* Q, Q
so tasty.
( Z+ d0 R: ?2 c: j, |) z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。2 t" B, F5 s8 r: \8 v. g
Save water. Shower with your
$ P) N- C- ]0 ?: B3 o7 S. M$ ygirlfriend.# H+ d( \+ }( {
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( b' @3 a' P9 d( J! r( N# C! OLove the neighbor. But don’t get ) ^9 Z; M8 o0 t0 a3 E
caught.
* o/ Z8 _5 n& M; X- n$ f( N7 z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" W# q6 r7 U% m- E5 A4 z
Behind every successful man, there is a 4 k6 H7 ?9 |: A
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & c7 b4 F  G6 G% L. O% }' h
two./ i+ e; F; |, g- E# h% F+ w
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 F. g& g+ G! Z4 b5 U$ v
Every man should marry. After all,
# o7 ], |/ g) J) P. N* ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
# a; R/ d, t, x# N+ V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。" U# t  [5 v+ S
The wise
; U6 O$ e9 j; a8 b7 b' K1 inever marry, And when they marry they become ; g6 J# X' `+ S; x9 R
otherwise.
. C  |+ K( _- P9 b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ G  n6 g9 l) N) TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( S, ~" W$ D5 ?" _0 zmany relatives.
7 z7 g' M5 W7 j& I2 E7 r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) v4 m7 a/ ]  ~) s5 q7 JNever put off the work till
" k. R+ T, m6 n6 N. p5 o9 `tomorrow what you can put off today.+ @; g1 ?2 d5 R' f( x4 E& H
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! c$ d0 `7 q: k/ b6 j+ q
Love is $ q* r" ]) o8 ^" n3 T& \
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ ]8 P! O9 @/ p* N
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 J$ i: r- f1 K0 H8 T
Children in
) [0 T: M  j, O5 |' xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 z' _0 N$ Y9 }children.
& ^" Y7 I/ b' [; d' D2 K2 g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 u2 W8 K+ y' ]; t0 J; s* h8 o“Your future depends on your
: S9 @% T( ^  L% d( s& L3 Zdreams.” So go to sleep.& I0 G. O9 l7 G9 R# [0 T* @
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& m5 H* E" b' x& a- c6 E) @' jThere should be a 5 e' k0 o) m% Z' s8 ?" R
better way to start a day than waking up every
' T  O. j9 \$ ~! \2 b8 e6 R( E7 c+ i, Wmorning.
: d+ d( F5 b0 Z' W7 _" n应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。% C$ a$ G/ n% t% r
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ - Q$ I4 t& ]4 F6 G4 P4 S
But why take the risk?
5 g- Y5 T" y: U, B, n努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" ~0 E' M0 t; y7 R" m% B* ?“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 g$ i# j8 Q/ m6 Z8 B0 w$ |9 Zlook at it for hours!2 j* P/ P6 m- J( L( G$ M0 o) `
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% i0 P' R1 L" O# bGod made relatives; Thank God we 3 R/ v: `6 @; l3 b' K% |( i
can choose our friends.5 H) D3 w: f9 U6 _
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 h" X  e. @7 ]/ `2 aWhen two’s
$ }, W, G( o: P9 _$ U2 bcompany, three’s the result!
* s! R  m( n9 }* h2 T: a两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!6 e) ]" L& b# K2 y
A dress is like a barbed
6 `8 D9 z- j0 q) A, Q5 l4 d; Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 H' i- B! [+ [/ q" w2 }  M& \view.
/ m) J7 N: T! o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。( |3 _/ V. t- H% o& U& x) g$ p
The more you learn, the more you know, $ p# i" X4 i# \2 T
The more you know, the more you forget.1 A% h& w. I$ w
The more you forget, the less you % \7 \; x9 d1 g- }9 V' f, K: ?5 }
know. So why bother to learn.
/ T% `/ z2 b9 R! k5 s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 9 S! y# ^  T# C6 P. s  B
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