加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 @5 X7 o1 L4 I$ X2 DOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
6 ?4 I6 J& G+ _& c0 X# K9 c  X% h. q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 w- G' [" Q  \" P+ l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 a% Y$ }  l( F& ?3 ?5 y* tBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
% ?7 D3 O8 L$ ^/ Y. E% E+ H/ |& e  Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
6 e4 U& Q" O/ Q( f4 O5 z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* M6 h* U0 _' z) @never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
" r: T9 @% B4 L4 Y& C3 N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
; y1 j. |6 v# ~" ^7 ntomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; a$ V* v& o- A/ O/ f0 f; VLove is
" J, H  K7 M# e% b2 O. R7 F" Nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
( X9 b7 {: \# C1 M7 Gbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# k; ^7 o" h) a) Y) a  F# @3 [“Your future depends on your
! F, E7 F9 e+ @$ `9 i  `9 x7 D3 {5 Rdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% Q. V4 P9 p$ J应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 k! Z  f3 v+ c$ xBut why take the risk?
' C# v+ G! q6 _# w8 o+ W7 N- Q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 w+ j/ ~( {3 B. I# cGod made relatives; Thank God we
  J( a& l1 S2 N. A. ican choose our friends.
7 Q8 q$ w8 c) _/ j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! z, n8 U! D% u( o; o- @! SWhen two’s
, |# A9 Q) O, ecompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 c. I" |, C3 }4 aA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- B1 \& ]- p. j# d  @) |$ M2 R; Mview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* l) H& U4 L1 H  \: ]4 ?. \The more you learn, the more you know,
3 b! l; B: M1 b/ j  @The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
9 A, Z- j4 c6 k学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 e. J4 J/ G4 I/ w为什么学来着