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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 7 j1 n; ^) A' R4 g9 o
Mastercard & Visa.
: X: |3 Q" G1 B! ?8 y3 ~, ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. R5 u( f# K. b' e$ O, M0 Z: g7 POne should love animals. They are
' f( v; w+ d' x5 x7 ^8 ]9 Rso tasty.
7 J; F( ~) z7 f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# Q6 Y# q4 w2 U2 [* o: H" [Save water. Shower with your
5 c% R% I1 d& Bgirlfriend.
( k% ~, p5 d$ r+ Q6 {( r- u3 K% ~要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4 @$ }) j% [# k5 D: o
Love the neighbor. But don’t get - l8 G* i1 `  i
caught.
% s/ R9 Y4 L6 v4 a( H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。: c" r( S- i/ x5 L; v
Behind every successful man, there is a
- L2 d8 m1 B- R; I7 m5 aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* {, x/ A, j$ N" Jtwo.
! t' o  J( p8 E8 r4 h+ Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; M6 y: f! z( }4 {- A- ]$ m) K0 S. r
Every man should marry. After all,
! |) K' Q- j' ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
- e! \) r# s6 V: s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 y  I8 @7 M: K! ?3 dThe wise
1 j$ {* N3 r& ?4 Onever marry, And when they marry they become   ?* X* h& n' L) s8 N0 N* [# U2 _/ x
otherwise.  A* l4 e/ R8 P, X" A9 S6 Y
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 \1 |* ~6 A/ v. c% cSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
' D0 T& A; }( H; m7 Zmany relatives.
; J9 {+ E1 a. m0 _# C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。) [- F- Y0 ]4 F" h6 w$ C
Never put off the work till 7 o* R0 I% P* I  [$ E4 x6 J
tomorrow what you can put off today.' j3 `# O$ G( t3 H& ]
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ O9 `1 T  p3 D) Y2 @6 T5 @Love is 3 C) s4 R" m0 q9 W
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.5 b) _, S% a0 X- o+ z/ {* p% a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' N' L- Z% O/ d+ w5 p( wChildren in , W% R9 r1 s8 E& }
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 ], ^1 |2 E7 R- m3 I  F. achildren.! i# l" W, Z0 F( N' |; V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 h" Y! T9 `) L8 @- C' y1 S7 J9 T$ P' s“Your future depends on your " x: N  ~: ?. g# u: i( w* U
dreams.” So go to sleep./ z8 {- S! z: x
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( c( J- E* N4 D4 S; t- S, ]There should be a
3 m- E; j+ `. X  k, ^, j6 P6 Y' ~better way to start a day than waking up every
, f) j# @0 j& Z7 f7 n' bmorning.
* ]+ k* ~. k7 v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 |4 g+ `. ?4 ]3 @' @“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: X9 H0 d3 V8 C! Z' FBut why take the risk?
# \9 T* Y2 y- n) [* a$ Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。' a6 d. m2 u7 U$ x/ p& }, F! c4 ?
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 Y: K/ s/ p) Q4 }$ plook at it for hours!
! N/ y- ?8 a" A8 j( e3 V工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。4 S0 n1 u8 N* F$ N: j5 J
God made relatives; Thank God we
% E# Z1 i: L6 s' V3 A( Qcan choose our friends.2 i" x$ ?& y1 d6 q* n$ T7 v. c
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。0 z/ Y1 k# c) f5 U
When two’s
% M$ E4 F' m; Z9 O$ acompany, three’s the result!
* x) f7 w5 a' d$ F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; ^6 a+ N! @+ }$ @. h/ P0 X; qA dress is like a barbed # F/ r7 F7 c. y$ d, L
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the $ n, d' K+ a1 L0 Q1 c0 r
view.
$ X0 e, f( `( r# f: c4 @1 Q, L- G7 @; G( [2 z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- r. G, r5 L" \2 [5 t* UThe more you learn, the more you know, % l1 C+ ^2 w7 K& S  O( g
The more you know, the more you forget.- Z, Q7 }0 g, C, v; j" c
The more you forget, the less you + _0 j" G5 R3 p' L0 A
know. So why bother to learn.
2 r3 d0 \( {' I# U- x' [. o" {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 E0 }0 j  J0 s' s5 t为什么学来着
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