加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% {# p* P$ ~3 L* EMastercard & Visa.
" Z3 R* L% O" J1 G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ `, L6 t  z' u$ P4 R- EOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 R/ F' o" w! ]Save water. Shower with your
  O0 X6 P" ]& M6 j/ Ggirlfriend.
3 b) X; ~: h. t. T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 k3 Y; V) b. t  W* y4 P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 _6 U) O4 q2 Y* _, T' U! VBehind every successful man, there is a
6 _: N: j/ C1 ]% e/ xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
( G5 J1 ?2 F0 C; S! b2 j+ ^5 @happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% }; ~1 Y4 s) w$ C7 P  @8 e8 S+ bThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. J/ X: z$ m0 c# votherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 D4 V7 U- e. p' f- i3 @many relatives.
) F9 @: b2 Q1 C8 @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" }: j: Q% l, T. m+ c, [, W' E4 T3 {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 D- a$ Q0 Y% NLove is
$ ^* Z$ Z0 ?9 k# `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% k1 r+ W3 T6 U0 K9 t) Y6 ^: v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ c+ e! _) E5 A/ i4 ]Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
1 J, q1 C3 L$ l  X: G9 v0 e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* G1 }( h0 |4 d: [2 L2 D“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# U5 {4 @- }5 s! O5 X“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
- A( ?; p3 q( P; Q. \- aThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 z" m8 C9 i9 j( Nmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. N3 ?! Y* y. h1 C: N3 plook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) o7 V5 [2 [% D/ e" g- yview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
) y, L# |5 `# |3 t/ fThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
5 e7 e& |2 X# e/ K8 aknow. So why bother to learn.
  I4 A' y7 L! T4 N4 X1 Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 E- a( B+ c: o为什么学来着