加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
# T. N% C' l! m/ z5 g$ yso tasty.
/ W3 j$ X4 t4 Y% M8 f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& G& ^, l1 J! J: TSave water. Shower with your
& \5 e; Q; d5 J: X+ i8 L0 p& @. Bgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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+ w8 t1 y& e, ^) _9 P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
( u* @7 S" q/ ?# i$ vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
8 h' N2 o7 |2 X- n每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; n& ]4 M+ ?/ T& |) T6 Q# Y, f( iEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) e+ U3 `. ^; M' j& u: V9 lThe wise
8 a6 n; D$ ]1 ^0 r! C5 k3 D. Snever marry, And when they marry they become
4 R0 |- X% E  D, n# U6 o; Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 h, B1 L  t. [2 W6 kSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
  T) n7 `+ P5 e1 R6 [many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 t' l/ S" L8 J  \$ n" a; `Never put off the work till
/ g/ I/ y" j1 ztomorrow what you can put off today.
, Z0 W1 G# K( F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  _, [2 w7 `. u1 R3 n: E/ e4 OLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' ?. L# u) l/ F* w: g  ]% NChildren in
5 h$ ]/ |. ]0 ]! u5 b4 M* `1 Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! y6 ^) I0 R5 \% l6 D8 C" m6 |“Your future depends on your
' g1 K  R  D# adreams.” So go to sleep.
0 R; G. K! y" n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% e* h! n+ ?3 k( Ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
, K" o$ T2 f) G0 |; W- `morning.
, }' X  t, l: u7 D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ \1 Y* _1 x! y; j“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) Y' |* S6 y' c* clook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 m2 Y' j& h0 x% f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* r" l- ?) r  o' `7 O- vA dress is like a barbed
3 s1 f: F2 b( z# d5 B. }fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
3 R  K' Z$ G4 e+ L8 Q& B, rThe more you know, the more you forget.
  p% e. Z" s1 AThe more you forget, the less you
% K3 I2 ~: s' a$ o% f+ B; mknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: @+ j6 V$ Y3 T, W4 O' x9 H为什么学来着