加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; l! t6 H' N4 N# [4 j0 K钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 z" \5 R) H* h% u. t& DSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
( v3 ^- k5 d0 P$ c3 ~. Dcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 C- V. T* f) g7 Gtwo.
- m( ]% G# [# ^! p( u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% s9 [: x# Q5 [* \: c3 l) aEvery man should marry. After all,
% V' J/ v  B7 E2 _) K4 jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 i# J& J  _. u% g再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 l: G+ ?$ C; p3 ?! yotherwise.
- D$ o- X& g& B) Y聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 g. r" J. S5 e2 N. U. \* \many relatives.
6 K6 O# Q! D3 I8 J成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 d, V# d4 ~" j& iNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' L3 I1 w4 P1 p9 t9 jChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 [9 V. T- Y" S2 w8 N2 ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& I- x6 n* [% U( c9 u. mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
. t2 w# ?) s3 ?, l! b% p: a/ U5 Jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
' M0 `8 [8 w4 H8 h$ o* B1 ^4 {努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! y1 M" M0 m" e- u6 q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
* y0 g; L0 i0 F' f1 T工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ j3 T% i1 s$ N4 W7 hcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% z4 e5 l/ w. ?! \& u/ I/ QWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
2 y1 K1 y3 E$ G- w5 z* E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" `( z4 q6 ^3 Z; x+ s+ o( sA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! A5 q1 B3 e% A0 D/ jThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
1 \" C7 Q8 X7 m, h# W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% T- Z0 s3 W2 L3 d. D. d为什么学来着