加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
; Z* k/ ?$ [, Y# @Mastercard & Visa.
6 Y# f: I) C9 u1 D1 M4 D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 [; V2 z3 F* J# uOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
5 r) \  C- b4 }4 W/ a1 K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
4 p, i5 O# N! H$ e要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. t. J4 u3 S. Wcaught.
# C4 |# S. Z7 O# }% T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 d8 L: |6 ^+ H7 t. FBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' E1 Q* g2 w" X# I" @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 ]& b, g5 d3 ?% n5 ]! xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ T6 T( ~/ @2 c9 _( e- J4 L$ I7 _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
3 f4 v! m/ a1 X" C3 jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
! p1 [( C0 X8 a1 F7 @, hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- J) Y4 m4 B( T' e7 p8 t7 _" B' x# H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ `7 d/ ~9 ]$ R5 J8 E+ b" Xmorning.
3 [9 R. g8 A+ w1 @' C6 r$ q! c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 W- T( \, W- Y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
& B* F' ~6 B7 G0 e, S努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 j% @; ^' q" G5 e6 Plook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 e: j; @$ k( k' S- q% JGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
/ U" H. S5 d! d$ q  Scompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 h% X0 r( u. w7 H  [A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 F6 ~5 \5 ]8 I! X- p; \The more you learn, the more you know,
* E( y0 B! B1 ~2 JThe more you know, the more you forget.
: n- m- s- t9 `5 a3 \- HThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: F) F/ h6 n, C( `. J5 Q为什么学来着