加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
( j$ r: Z4 V0 C3 ~! T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
0 u: @. q7 e3 i# l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 `* j' c1 h- Z; c5 ?  q1 X+ RBehind every successful man, there is a
: t0 e  z% v, R9 G) Nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: f4 h3 {6 q: Utwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) ?- l* h! L8 z4 n) P; i( uEvery man should marry. After all,
& U6 Y% V: `4 K+ Khappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. Y; }9 Q& ~- G; v( w/ |otherwise.
( e( s3 |# Z4 \. ]! A聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 U: A$ U* }# f# m. q& [7 Q# M( v( H$ NSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 X- j) n8 m% I$ f2 @" zmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" I8 e8 u3 [! i! C& ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
' p% R3 `  o# B0 Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 Y/ D% H: l: k" J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ x( b0 }  w, P7 S8 @“Your future depends on your
9 T( w# U+ d0 M  j' C; E0 tdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ w/ K9 \! v4 X) n3 P# [/ E% q6 \There should be a
0 u5 I/ S8 F0 y2 Lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 q! \" J' N( I% S1 ^. g0 ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
. F& C1 _  F* ]0 X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* C; q, ?9 C5 ~. n$ D  Ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 o7 ^  V$ @; |$ B/ r. c  ZGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
5 X/ `( a: \+ p4 I2 V6 B! v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ _3 l( [' A' z1 U' j  VWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
( d7 z  u% Q1 f5 Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# ~0 B8 W' m$ q% QA dress is like a barbed
# n  Z& g6 s; M; d' ^4 q. j% Cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* S2 _, m0 k6 d0 U4 q2 Z. xview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 y/ ]2 a4 S, u2 [; `, yThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
, p& H' [% `) P# h" q* gknow. So why bother to learn.
* |5 [! M8 v, u. ^; H2 i& w4 x7 n, m学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) Q/ G  }, w; j2 b# I2 p为什么学来着