加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 @2 T) F  x+ Q  l0 n- o5 R* t- YOne should love animals. They are
$ f% f! N5 J. a! [; p, Aso tasty.
. x; @; P6 @# c# x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
# l) I8 X; t2 ]- _5 ?girlfriend.
" g# j" L: R/ l7 Y/ A要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# L8 C8 a* o5 }2 w6 oBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 y: I; H( X- vtwo.
' b" X* m6 O4 @6 a每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" q! O% L* y: oEvery man should marry. After all,
7 J. p& n4 D; b9 Ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
/ u; p; N1 o" f. E4 U# O4 ^2 \. f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 K* \) \, h2 gotherwise.
: h9 o& j0 U5 j* W& H7 S6 C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
& n' ~- N+ C, f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 }! {# H7 H5 L. A$ vLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 Y. X! [$ C! n7 w7 \: J0 N& m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
' T5 |: ]& a3 Z# Wbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. H. y, v" y4 l+ uchildren.
, f% U9 k1 u6 W, e# Z9 i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
. c. T, }: {- omorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 S/ x% |6 X7 @  }" v7 `- v9 u“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
( [' F- i; ?9 U  B$ Tcan choose our friends.
1 [2 r5 {5 o3 r9 W2 a8 o神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; r3 a$ }# u/ _! oWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
( q' M8 R8 q% K4 B两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) m& x# Q' c1 D1 uview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 C- q8 C& s) w5 \; w, a0 EThe more you know, the more you forget.
9 {4 b' E+ K$ PThe more you forget, the less you
7 r2 o: O" A4 T/ e" x1 f' J" ]know. So why bother to learn.
  x, M; ^* I( |' |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! b0 K' b+ F5 M为什么学来着