加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; l$ w$ F" C% i( `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 e1 [! ]) P, D3 H% }) S# R5 H, {Save water. Shower with your
9 [8 x% Y3 c; z$ I# m4 ?! {girlfriend.
# \7 K. H) }+ F) Q- c; F, ?/ g1 l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
8 v- l& W! t% \3 ?9 l% A6 Q+ S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
7 `+ s4 d5 l- t9 t0 F% [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ L5 y! y* I/ K7 ~0 yThe wise
7 A2 m: s/ }1 _: _3 _6 bnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
' i7 }# \5 b4 v4 ?* q) t) b2 r5 z' K& v* X聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 F' I: R6 b* m" ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ y. j1 m% Y2 @6 nNever put off the work till
/ H' P" a$ x  h' w) xtomorrow what you can put off today.
6 e7 a5 l$ Q  c, d! N. K; J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 e) `8 ^* o0 |. G# VLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 r+ S$ \, r9 u( I7 q$ t2 p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
: i0 N% \, r$ |1 N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
" u, f5 ?- X% {/ H/ [' R; n3 Ndreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 L$ |" _' w4 VThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
: {: j2 K3 T  {; r( Y; \2 jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, I) a, o+ \1 F$ @: T* m“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' S: {+ ?# M. E5 q& [3 PBut why take the risk?
1 G! ^$ Q7 s0 Y, t3 C) ^! h( h# ?5 G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 W) x" y- J5 {can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 W3 s% ?3 F4 l5 N. H. RWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
( ^% n$ Q7 }$ o& e2 }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
2 _& G- n$ A' ]+ C5 s6 sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
7 a% b! F# E; t6 C4 @1 G" NThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
. C, i9 L* p7 Y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ L4 _, a+ X: J) h4 {为什么学来着