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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ e& E' ?" o( u8 s3 Q: c5 p; xMastercard & Visa.
4 ~8 ?' S7 d4 D4 {9 y! ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& P/ w" e- n2 i7 _$ r5 IOne should love animals. They are + @) _: \; k9 j/ D
so tasty.  O+ B" C" x# D3 m  P" [
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。1 V5 s# ~; w- Z/ C" Y3 G
Save water. Shower with your
9 x% `4 Q$ \6 d- {1 _! B- ugirlfriend.; w# t4 p1 Z5 X3 u: \- v
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 G7 K4 z/ g7 N- P: aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
! `" F- l) p1 p5 f5 M! Kcaught.
( f' v& j, w9 f1 d; H$ v0 y/ B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。/ X. S6 F& Q4 V$ P: {# d/ L; c
Behind every successful man, there is a
$ v4 ^$ v1 c" w+ y7 b+ G& Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are   S, F* V* \+ S7 @
two.! z+ x. d+ r! f0 x! G, ~
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( ?' Y* {6 k! I7 C* v8 C, AEvery man should marry. After all,
+ s0 U2 @$ D& \/ v& e+ O. m2 Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.# N7 m& z/ b" F: t8 E
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 i0 H) t- z( Y0 v$ K- cThe wise , D# y) D' D7 Q+ v
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 @; m/ b8 E4 [2 ^0 N8 d/ v3 \: kotherwise.
; C7 U* c, a, {' }9 [8 A4 n+ i3 N) A聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 h5 e1 S: t( L% C8 H0 m1 l% j* OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so   T6 Y& T! ^/ C2 P, N! V- P7 P% ]3 b
many relatives.
7 X4 _$ V. }" _$ C' U" Y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& b, P3 L  T9 ~6 L8 R& ]/ H( c
Never put off the work till
7 ^9 B" m; \, v4 x5 O+ q; C0 stomorrow what you can put off today.
/ `* t+ a2 E" \2 f9 ~4 n4 i: [1 B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。- ~  F2 Z2 N, u
Love is
5 f+ R, ~) o% o4 Kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& S  P7 R$ N2 y, q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 S/ V# u: y# f1 b% @$ j
Children in
% p4 P! ?6 p7 K8 Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 u$ R" C2 o0 l0 Z. h. Q( Uchildren.# b( @/ `5 \9 q( l
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, ?4 K4 s7 [9 i- B1 t) m8 ]“Your future depends on your 7 h1 ?, j1 y# w) R/ b
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 e3 c3 Y+ [! [1 ^/ M6 F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- Z, g* @3 g+ B7 Y; U8 I
There should be a * F" Y( Y( d/ F, [' M+ E" L
better way to start a day than waking up every
. z2 ^1 b& Z- {+ {morning./ o; N+ q3 T& z. `
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。. S' _& r0 N  h5 C+ z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ' o3 M) F6 Q5 X2 w0 v/ l/ }; Q
But why take the risk?/ n/ d. C! @) d1 m( _
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。' p# s% u; V" [8 m
“Work fascinates me.“ I can % c5 \+ p5 U4 z4 r8 A( z4 E. ]
look at it for hours!- p& w+ B) i' ]2 o  H
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 H; Y, D6 c2 I
God made relatives; Thank God we 4 K3 i0 \$ s' T2 m7 Y& }
can choose our friends., ?7 p* B  O' Y- {) K3 d8 a" N
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- F+ j- N7 |- `$ Z: |$ ]0 R
When two’s
  f. R- O/ c1 _5 u+ g' p( K9 ecompany, three’s the result!
# x% h8 l# K  w5 E1 I3 Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( q1 ^( y% ^0 M# nA dress is like a barbed 7 k% G2 T5 e4 n5 s5 C  D# O( e
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ v: R3 z, o! q3 e2 W; rview.9 f3 a4 w# ?2 c2 P$ }% G5 c
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。' B; w) U, m, x* O& T
The more you learn, the more you know, 8 j& z, Z( l7 _+ B7 S# I9 p
The more you know, the more you forget." D7 t2 u& K" h( `- p# _, D
The more you forget, the less you
" B* S5 D. }! j. Q, j' Pknow. So why bother to learn.
' O# G6 m% ?2 b: v5 U  [. f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ o1 X! Z/ |4 e为什么学来着
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