加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
1 e* o) g/ _# X- \) {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
! }$ k& x3 Z  z. [: ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 x5 ~+ O: o! I' S" ?* u" w. c1 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ y7 V" u- n' ^: q6 k, g! O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ a2 A3 [6 o. l* n5 b( W! iBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 {$ B) J* R; V3 J! A( htwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ b7 Y9 D5 C, H9 gThe wise
( s  i  o! I4 Nnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 M! T+ J/ ^) b8 _6 J6 A, V9 [" m聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
! z% Q+ O3 p; q6 s; Q& S* Y% _9 h: Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
9 y3 c0 h( q* o$ `tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" R0 x8 F# ?# j3 y7 K# cLove is
# w" h' \) q- n! S. I4 [4 m) Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 |% o0 J; p7 S) b- S) r3 l5 K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
" x( E1 l. L6 |* qdreams.” So go to sleep.
: `  w8 i5 {/ {1 F5 S9 [% L“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
5 ~% T6 _$ p9 U5 N+ }. z- D/ zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
1 [0 W- \+ h) `( }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. y( N* c8 z0 l9 K“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. r( @3 M+ c5 W$ V" ^  MBut why take the risk?
4 P3 _& J0 `+ E& E! I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. c9 K3 H9 A! q# H( ]look at it for hours!
4 K7 }. }5 T. h! b工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 f. e; c. p9 k( f5 \God made relatives; Thank God we
+ o3 b- n" K. F2 a/ jcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
! x  h% y& C+ Q8 o/ ^company, three’s the result!
2 b9 K  x" d! x1 w+ q7 ]两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 j/ W) B- ~3 O2 a1 z3 fA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 G$ Q7 d7 q; i( T4 MThe more you learn, the more you know,
- v) l) L0 I  X( M! G% n! [The more you know, the more you forget.
5 X  \1 w! R6 C7 ZThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) `3 H, w" O: O# z9 i" w为什么学来着