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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
! Y" `3 `8 W3 R! |! x% ]" c. ^0 YMastercard & Visa.& O4 Y* j) E, `8 Z, N: g
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# a6 j8 e4 m' ]6 E/ U
One should love animals. They are , |* {9 m- @6 T
so tasty.
0 H7 j& i+ S5 S9 O每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' N! _. A. P6 S' @Save water. Shower with your
( Q6 j. N  a/ M- I2 Ugirlfriend.2 `; k5 M7 q4 F3 u. M9 @* n0 Y
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 `* i) |& H+ u6 d6 ^
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 9 o4 r# ]$ ]- q
caught.
# n; m8 y3 K+ p% I" G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* G! ]" ?5 {2 |3 a2 P1 P9 v9 eBehind every successful man, there is a
3 ]+ {' F" V" |+ Z" b5 E6 Yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & b& u! l" M5 e# u/ _- @# ^6 I
two.( b6 o2 o1 W8 `& |/ k6 N+ l2 _
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% e5 f5 x9 J# S8 _; V! wEvery man should marry. After all, # U6 c" y$ P9 X9 B0 Q- _9 i3 {, i
happiness is not the only thing in life.2 P: M' r% z2 ^9 J3 S2 _
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 f& X7 b2 z/ P) e8 g9 nThe wise
0 V& T; @: S( _7 v$ T8 H8 S. nnever marry, And when they marry they become " y1 J* Z) T, E" R) E+ ]
otherwise.
* M" `1 t0 G5 h$ e" ?3 i1 u' E1 o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 M. N1 Z; [1 k) D4 F1 z( g) FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
& J2 @; \* m0 T2 n6 }+ N1 m1 gmany relatives.: x7 C5 G5 v* g  P, {
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ [( l; n  x* U% X# p5 d
Never put off the work till
/ w# Q) Y) @+ s- a; xtomorrow what you can put off today.9 H1 x: W2 l' P
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" R" B! _* k6 R) X. M7 @5 iLove is
' M# H: k( Q8 \7 E( O0 Zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; s( a6 {* A" g8 Q+ P1 Z- T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: ^5 z& G5 ~$ _( ]# _# u
Children in 9 q/ b: u( i# h- S
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause / q$ g6 N, x6 Q3 N2 f! F1 i* b/ g
children.% }7 R5 Q' z, k% n& A7 l- i3 |; F
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 N+ t% V9 j( |1 w0 s
“Your future depends on your
0 ~) ?0 c* y( i6 ndreams.” So go to sleep.
5 j& h" h) O5 }" Y0 |: @“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 t! a9 y' x  C/ L% ^" u
There should be a
- _6 _# R4 q- R. y# g% obetter way to start a day than waking up every
5 d, D# W: {8 |; }morning.$ y6 ~% W: R+ ^8 Q
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: H1 D* C5 b$ c; B, z- }! c  I2 |
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 t0 s" x( _$ Z$ `0 x: K) eBut why take the risk?
# m; L" U1 o8 \$ W+ W, G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) c' ]. X) p. B% a4 S
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. S; t# W0 ?/ P0 L5 f4 @look at it for hours!+ j( c  r3 f% u
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。% J8 }3 G: c5 O/ u) ?
God made relatives; Thank God we " I% U: N  T6 M
can choose our friends.
$ D6 D' Y3 e4 g+ f8 [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. |2 ~. w+ H) w  r1 N- ]1 @
When two’s
" B, v) m, s9 |( |% y+ c8 acompany, three’s the result!
0 |0 E5 Y. D4 f2 |; F# @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ X  q  m4 C1 p. U- [! q  S6 VA dress is like a barbed : i5 b6 y) o/ c+ \3 @
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% L% a( k; i9 U# b) gview.0 r+ J4 p# _% P& a' N6 U, ]6 R
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。3 l, G+ ?* O% g+ t5 ]3 h
The more you learn, the more you know, 3 i& h, L, u2 [8 `- u
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 E5 j2 r0 g5 N: X4 M8 I% q& ?( sThe more you forget, the less you
0 n: v1 b' z4 ^. b: l) L3 jknow. So why bother to learn., U: N# ~" z4 n. f
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 U$ t1 D% D( y( B为什么学来着
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