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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s # D( c8 B* k7 M
Mastercard & Visa.
8 s5 x, e# A, b, C* H; `- N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* U. D2 E0 I) B/ O2 f, F8 ^One should love animals. They are ! k$ V" X. Z- U9 ~; T6 s3 s9 H7 m9 ]
so tasty.& e2 w1 ^/ @, @- `/ g5 ~* P- ]
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& q0 A/ g# }$ R' Q4 u: pSave water. Shower with your
5 L+ d8 C( i: _: B& v& Xgirlfriend.5 t: ], Y: g! \
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; Z2 M* C. @) q3 I1 `% fLove the neighbor. But don’t get
/ i- _7 s9 s, m# |caught.
: w' i5 w0 ]: B5 H+ h9 ?- H+ `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( x3 [, [2 l3 t. T1 Z. SBehind every successful man, there is a
' F5 Z4 A0 i/ t& t: `+ fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * R* L' z9 ^' `- C5 ]7 f1 C4 ^3 m
two.
6 X% \. |, h; X/ O! s! m每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! r: K! [2 }* H+ N0 j4 UEvery man should marry. After all, " A9 z; ^# H& K8 X
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* c; }& v* D" x* ^, I6 [再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 D) C: [" @, d' Z9 D
The wise
# o% X* Z0 I+ i4 \never marry, And when they marry they become
/ p6 k+ k% ?$ w* Rotherwise.7 z; y+ L. o& R2 k* Z
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! D& M8 w8 @6 F+ A) M. |Success is a relative term. It brings so . l1 W9 [9 e0 d- R1 }- \# s0 E6 C% I
many relatives.7 J$ r: ?/ b' w7 ^* P3 z3 |; Z0 `
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; U: Q7 ~9 u' L+ ~: q0 |Never put off the work till + u1 L; f0 F& u
tomorrow what you can put off today.
- K# U$ A5 H. O( ?4 `' y6 U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 c* P+ Z3 K! {' c
Love is : s& m% O3 X. W" F" V4 q
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) p8 Z: \' x& b% S* k爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 N/ h0 @: e" k: G1 K* ^
Children in   u& j" T* F& b3 t3 d
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  _' a5 E9 k* cchildren./ N4 F3 O) `1 h# R; T
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, ^- V& L8 P  I& t! s“Your future depends on your 2 S8 {0 |7 z9 Q6 [
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 b3 y& R; E9 L1 j“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
% `; i$ }. o: S1 ^$ N( E' QThere should be a
9 z) x+ k. A( ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
. n- M& v+ x& z* Q) {morning.5 b) W# a! d9 z8 T5 j" M1 E
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& l$ E& z8 z  V+ u5 u  }6 O# D“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , g4 j6 [) w+ c; `7 O8 u
But why take the risk?
9 t. f6 o0 i2 ]! X$ Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  X6 x: u# o4 f( Y6 X“Work fascinates me.“ I can * ]" r' u: v, {" d8 `( t
look at it for hours!6 H9 ~8 r  @+ y6 r2 ]9 Y0 W; ^+ v
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。8 ^7 F4 D1 I% ~9 _: h1 _/ w1 b1 E
God made relatives; Thank God we / p1 H5 M1 v, }
can choose our friends.
8 R* G% B9 x; S: L" M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 K# R  V. D$ ~! N$ M2 C/ E0 K: o% vWhen two’s 7 @, O/ f( J+ @. L
company, three’s the result!2 {8 n  m& [$ V2 D
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 }+ `4 P; p4 W. d& z! D( Y! X
A dress is like a barbed
, f3 a2 Q6 k: i% u, dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the $ }8 F; {, ]0 i- ~# }
view.
, _8 d- k) I, ^: Q9 o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* W  M9 E& W# [The more you learn, the more you know, ; A4 m4 ~' w' [6 Q9 }, }
The more you know, the more you forget.
; F" n' a" p8 V0 UThe more you forget, the less you 7 G. o2 x# W" I+ R) @
know. So why bother to learn.
3 E, f7 J( ~3 ?! H学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! \4 J, {) q; C为什么学来着
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