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Money is not everything. There’s
& [- w4 j: U! E* VMastercard & Visa.
$ Y. M1 V- H, p i" z0 a7 p6 a钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# F$ o: h( e* h. Q
One should love animals. They are
: N- x! V* Q: z, Z5 Iso tasty.
. n- K, a) e8 C, o( ^每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。" t; ?: c4 y0 i7 W2 [+ d- ^
Save water. Shower with your * J1 ~4 u8 ?, W4 y
girlfriend. O% ^1 `" l! L
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! \3 j: Z4 I& |8 h: @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。5 r2 z- l' y5 Y- v( n
Behind every successful man, there is a 3 x6 P- B& F2 ?/ W
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ( g3 @9 s( U; T, q
two. D. h) i5 K, F
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ Z. x& S8 O B; f% z
Every man should marry. After all,
' F( ]: I7 `& b' V) Uhappiness is not the only thing in life.9 x& E3 r% \) \* K$ p9 W
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 [' v) y& E4 n
The wise
9 Z( |# n& _) w9 \2 ~! b1 h5 k+ Wnever marry, And when they marry they become
9 f7 a7 o- ?$ z3 A i. s, Notherwise.- B. A7 O4 b y8 N; @
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 Q5 T' e; R$ X) |' VSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
! X: x5 |' v& K% S( A5 R' Nmany relatives.
/ x, j: D. Z1 T! |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& Q9 D$ R" N- T! C0 H# yNever put off the work till % L$ E8 m1 @9 q# @: W: p! j1 r
tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 r1 @( y Q# b( `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。6 q+ {) M+ t, v( i
Love is
, m9 `2 q) O1 l0 cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 n7 e8 ]. Q1 i/ s
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 L; }- t3 Q$ R- ` E3 p
Children in
( |* ^9 U5 a& L& |* B7 Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 @, i% ` d* I- g" p% ?' _6 Xchildren.
0 T$ h5 }7 d8 H( L7 T& ?& ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 p! H4 X, x( {3 ]“Your future depends on your . T4 s6 v% P. r7 A/ v
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 [' c# J2 k# C2 [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 q* i1 O, r, E: L% K8 RThere should be a
2 b- v7 H0 f% h! `% U/ ~0 Nbetter way to start a day than waking up every & `6 ^( y3 A; O9 R
morning.
* v) T/ }: `8 F' ^3 ?! b$ o应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 k& r. p7 P) d, q
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 1 U8 ?& q/ |3 Z { a9 h
But why take the risk?: S1 K6 P; E6 O7 i8 E; |) c
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- ]3 I! T! V: ?“Work fascinates me.“ I can , x9 E6 m$ D" z: k0 Q
look at it for hours!8 d8 N% ] b8 F% f) h: ?) U
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 y" l4 v1 x5 u$ l( cGod made relatives; Thank God we
( H9 [2 q7 q3 N5 h- C3 z9 bcan choose our friends.
& B) w$ e) [' _3 C& l p& Q4 p' j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 ~* M4 l _2 E( B0 sWhen two’s 4 P* L5 m+ U, z ~$ f, a0 X9 H8 K1 s
company, three’s the result!3 l# h: Q% b ^/ ]6 e$ b, h
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, y# B* f0 o4 K3 v, W: a7 w6 H2 fA dress is like a barbed % {9 H8 i/ E5 ]: }2 ^
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the . l7 y3 X0 k$ k3 p
view./ @, q6 v) y4 ^; E8 j, d+ j
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ ]" v; e Z- `) h2 f
The more you learn, the more you know,
; @% j" q% G( yThe more you know, the more you forget.
& [/ F" S- F; m8 ]6 IThe more you forget, the less you 2 V# q( o/ w* p0 L
know. So why bother to learn.
; V+ Y% `, \; f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , Y8 ^( M4 Q. P# H3 ]( Y
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