加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
% D. O( m5 x; u% Kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
) J( D* w- ~; J8 a1 Sgirlfriend.
7 x! i9 G6 w& Q0 [$ j; [' L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 @* @/ V# f3 |: r3 Y6 Bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
( T# F7 N& j$ k/ |2 o0 {man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 A* \& i2 `1 M. ^) g2 E; atwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
: Q3 }0 b' B' j6 s( m# ~5 Q7 ~happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
7 q- {! V( n% M7 P, |; x8 w" Q  s聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ c9 x* J; \9 Q9 n, iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
( J6 }4 z! }+ m  }6 ]5 F% T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 ^. x- l! L0 p5 b, l9 A* X# JNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% W% b( R& m* G: I9 m" |3 j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
% q* y! k/ t. w( x7 H4 jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
' d& X: H7 ~) B& Bdreams.” So go to sleep.
6 {( b; G" y$ ^7 |9 z  S! \1 b) P  ^“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 |7 C' q1 q. D- V* pThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
# r& S( d2 o  G$ |* {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' n: w- K7 E5 R; R9 n5 iBut why take the risk?
4 J7 u, W8 w+ D, P. u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 C7 {# h8 s+ @  C$ O% y. J“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& u5 L7 M$ I2 w+ x. vGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
  I5 q# [, }# K+ ecompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
! L1 z# E0 l+ K7 v- \fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 a6 H! K8 [3 j! m/ Vview.
; r( A& n/ a: l6 }% q. e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" A) S% C" {  r6 x! lThe more you learn, the more you know,
  Q7 I# k: O. R- b$ fThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
, B) s6 V% E% D" K- e& h学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- a& A0 }' C0 b# Z3 @为什么学来着