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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s . V2 ^  a0 H( F  R1 t) X! R% r% G' M
Mastercard & Visa.
9 l, E/ f9 X- j) S7 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 ?% X; d: {1 s, J' i) u+ EOne should love animals. They are   P* s" l- b' ~) g- c
so tasty.
+ ^, p- o. K2 ~" Z2 f0 Q& u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( }' Q# r4 W! @/ }* L# {$ d( nSave water. Shower with your
/ o* d$ K& x) p( b1 Xgirlfriend.# {  E: |% U% w9 R' l1 S
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# A1 Z% v5 u) ^7 R% y# ELove the neighbor. But don’t get
; t  s: w" G6 Kcaught.
7 w" \( _9 h  }4 N! S2 |' D' ^) }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 e" ~( R! m3 {: S/ E  k: s/ u
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 a/ f  z7 ~2 u) Q9 _6 Z3 kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + d4 K" \. ~5 f2 g6 m* D6 R# x
two.* f; W% T  g) Q$ d+ c' [$ O
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。) G3 i) Q7 @% x( C4 n
Every man should marry. After all,
% S0 c4 n( S# Y1 @5 o. lhappiness is not the only thing in life.9 a. C4 n% F. I# E# H
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 k( \  @- [9 X" u$ HThe wise / l! s8 L+ D. F, }* h  }( t  J1 k
never marry, And when they marry they become 0 V  g/ A9 z3 u4 A
otherwise.2 H5 x; l& L2 n2 o& Q
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 e' x5 Z& Z  I% J2 e& jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
% P, s8 }' f: Emany relatives.4 S- V# L* u/ Y( {9 d4 u: d
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 j/ `# n5 U# l2 `* c/ K6 I: \Never put off the work till
) f4 x+ m, E1 x' D0 F6 j! \tomorrow what you can put off today.5 S* u# O3 }! `5 u; X9 v% g
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! A! z( N* M* U4 b
Love is 6 S- ?$ I8 l& f  H3 @
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ J7 I( x+ [0 U5 ~4 C  @' Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 w% u, D+ G& r# S
Children in
5 I" W/ Z. A0 ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 f0 c7 A9 g5 Y% rchildren., Y$ T& G1 X8 e# [- B) l. x
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. c# H. d$ h7 O1 ~) d
“Your future depends on your ! u  b7 ?, C, ^% L' E$ h
dreams.” So go to sleep.
% M  s+ R( M& ~& I) x; d7 w6 p“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 n1 R0 G* {. l' A7 ]
There should be a
) w5 R" j2 u8 Z3 D% }) kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
' @1 q4 J- N/ U) A; k' i* Q8 J- ~morning.
! p% ^9 m% B9 O7 V  N: @6 m5 t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: S+ f, I% G* A: k3 q6 M1 w
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ( _7 H. ], K. b8 P2 X6 @( ]4 n
But why take the risk?
) D3 R: l7 w0 V! Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 `5 {, o  \3 d" W
“Work fascinates me.“ I can % b9 |9 y" n1 e- ]0 h# m- [
look at it for hours!
  a9 B5 u& }/ ?- B工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 g. G7 W" E5 L: O- sGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 e) v0 S1 y" D$ l( O& P' l" |$ Vcan choose our friends.9 s0 y/ z( K4 u* [! W0 e! K, H
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. z) F8 W6 H6 ~6 AWhen two’s
! Z( n* t6 d  Xcompany, three’s the result!2 Q" D* O5 p' I6 z9 }
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: {( t3 \+ ~9 v. f( J5 x2 |A dress is like a barbed 1 P" ?' R8 |& I
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% G+ |1 a- @" D$ zview.
1 _% o4 `( ~0 L5 `. _3 \' P+ V/ z1 O服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 F# o1 y( k/ G) h5 QThe more you learn, the more you know,
& G/ D- [4 e( \1 mThe more you know, the more you forget.( }6 X6 h) Z* T4 D  m0 n( l
The more you forget, the less you * q+ @! G5 i; ]* E
know. So why bother to learn.& M; b# ?& `6 x! r2 g( v
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, * h6 S* [( O+ [9 l$ v. l  [
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