加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
( P! d" g; N4 Y/ h1 E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 u2 Z) w3 {# bOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
* W& D: b* ]7 w: Y# G5 d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. V8 x  m  q! [6 r' ?Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 V5 e1 C8 X, p/ K0 j7 zBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
( M: _+ b. {: m  T4 E* A9 r  u+ G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
5 M+ h9 q- B9 h# ^$ Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
& i1 H; c+ g& k3 Fotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; i0 `: G  D) \; J, tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 A- e; w3 B, |3 ]; D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% W1 U/ H6 [% @8 `/ I. b& @" p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 K2 V1 s) M/ e( R" F/ I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; o# k9 g% s! O  k% r3 _# J' v4 [; a: ^children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
- }/ G2 G" x: zdreams.” So go to sleep.
$ y* Z$ k) B# h4 E) D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 T$ v2 w+ ?! e; K& z, _There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
: {7 h6 @9 ~7 m7 K: I3 }morning.
( \7 |$ R: ]' _2 [! I$ u" h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( @4 D% s/ j/ n7 |1 A) b) `& |“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' P9 n5 h- q. e# T+ rBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- r* N9 ~8 O* i+ [8 N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
+ b6 ]* y, v& @1 A: d5 a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
; \8 {) Z) j  ]) Y& a7 e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
# p* H4 P- V+ v" pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& q& |4 s0 g; p, a/ K" Wview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ O  f2 |# Q3 ]9 mThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
% P/ V- h# X* {1 s) w) I7 iThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着