加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 w- X: Z- N  ~6 R2 G. Y- PMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
8 `* |8 X1 s5 v5 {so tasty.
5 q6 Q( t! V! U6 \1 w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
3 ^6 m: u8 O" _  t/ I) x" E9 l" Z  Cgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! v' p+ @0 d. u2 K, S/ f要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
& J( h- M( L7 _) j每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: _9 Z! y- W1 ]) [/ h( v% FEvery man should marry. After all,
$ J, n2 v! S/ ]. g9 C' |& Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* T0 ]5 h  m9 Q3 o& z( I) zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
% u. U8 `9 v/ [( Lmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- D/ n8 D& q# q+ L# V& KNever put off the work till
8 ^2 e% p! d, T# x9 Ttomorrow what you can put off today.
" j( l! @5 A$ s: l8 `9 D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; a% ~7 X9 B9 U; g* v+ l5 BLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, F/ c4 Z8 v1 f  N- i6 I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- N. {3 X+ ^" F* E* P) M# MChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 p, a3 z# d  O' [5 c- K5 mThere should be a
$ q. g. B2 R) }better way to start a day than waking up every
0 W9 b9 z2 l8 _3 {4 C3 Q% Fmorning.
" f8 J2 Z6 U) S& }( z% o0 C6 w4 @应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 p0 e( f6 L6 o4 m“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 [8 [& e  N6 k; eGod made relatives; Thank God we
. e) M. u2 f. L: L+ s6 S# k9 bcan choose our friends.
# f5 X' N0 w6 Q& G. r. A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! w/ o' E% B8 U9 C5 o* zWhen two’s
' f$ _4 O& f; s) [9 }. d9 Gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 e& A2 j$ k. TA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. m+ g  u' V, Q0 ~3 l+ VThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
2 k$ J3 x8 B" t: Dknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着