加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ d" {1 {. @  D4 l* r1 _! G' pso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 E! b$ q4 o) |: g2 S) B) ?Save water. Shower with your
6 |+ n3 Z  ~) j$ L# V( e7 E7 Q. Tgirlfriend.
# N2 [  U9 M! v5 q+ r/ c* s) X要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, F! ?  {  L2 U7 qLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 t+ N/ L% W% D' gcaught.
! Q) P7 a' U6 q4 L' i3 B7 s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 {; ?" I2 ^% A7 MEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ i4 }& b$ j/ a/ s3 m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
. P" g% l% Q  Q: G" Z/ ^( q; }& u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 ^; a9 L% K  F/ O5 [Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 P; b3 ]  m! A9 n4 E不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# e5 Z( z5 P1 K8 b5 [" j) k爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* y+ z$ l( ~( @$ m( EChildren in
+ g3 [4 z, }+ q4 Y/ Kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 a( j3 @0 x# g0 N, D9 B+ Ychildren.
) ?' T0 W; I) n6 E, O4 m$ Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
4 a% N; j: t- ?: }3 Ddreams.” So go to sleep.
- @3 H& k# \7 R2 a6 n- A7 r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 i6 G" g  q; z  D5 F8 T% z3 ^There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ U4 {2 \) K: R; R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
. v" U+ _, w, ^: R# Q% }6 [can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
8 L8 |. m8 J: q0 V- X; `company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; W; w3 W* e- jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ r% j4 O6 X7 Y. x' `7 H3 lThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
% B: W' h, ~/ m- Y8 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着