加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
. K/ ?  W1 k; A0 p. ?! ~Mastercard & Visa.
9 O9 \- ~' I0 S9 \1 y# q, z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
; s" ^, T4 X1 j8 jso tasty.
4 C" R) O* v* R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& T+ h0 C  }) B& TSave water. Shower with your
# h- U, i% X# S9 _girlfriend.
  F+ q7 u& E# j: G要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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3 T8 a% J  e/ R2 x! r* B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 a  r8 ~" Z9 M, _0 k2 s* ZBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 s9 g7 f. {& J& H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
1 ]' b( r. ?, B! ~/ n4 pnever marry, And when they marry they become
4 M, e- c! m2 a( _& sotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
; v$ z+ ], h' ?) |) U7 V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 y8 ^3 [  c8 w9 Y# O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  I% J7 y4 Y' G4 L- X7 j8 YLove is
$ d* K2 [4 y4 ?' P5 `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' Y! z3 t4 m; s# Y* R: ^# b爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
6 F+ V$ n; I3 l; Ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& M$ P. P  i# Z3 ^( V! t$ s  |) [* ?children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ e0 I' ?, f6 ~( z5 y“Your future depends on your
: G% E! g; u- l" D) ~4 v/ k# fdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
1 D$ v* S2 }/ u9 f8 ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 Z9 H* v- Q; L$ w' R3 e8 H“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 D/ t' o8 I) W: `look at it for hours!
" z+ p) J% r; K工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
& p# B9 p- z! |! b% d  Ucompany, three’s the result!
( Z- W) S9 R% }' v& U, c! I! U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  b4 [7 y: t) y1 I5 k+ WA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 r$ w! I0 i) X7 {5 J' O! tview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
: S% W( b: w- V0 `6 f. G7 KThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) J2 B( t1 N$ g; f. ~学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着