加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. O! m8 H; f4 D1 j0 f4 y. @One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 `, U7 C2 j0 P8 ~( t6 x$ ESave water. Shower with your
+ f  Z/ S0 H- y& Y( A5 ?girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; o, s$ Z& w/ n1 Q, fLove the neighbor. But don’t get
  h5 q* w, X1 b' ?( g; ucaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ C2 ^$ H0 p# `- Q+ SBehind every successful man, there is a
& P& z; y* {1 `# ?, S1 j4 dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
+ ?! e  U$ n) A4 f& C每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
' i, E: G/ f, fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
( e+ A1 |4 t$ t! U3 Kotherwise.
2 Q# L4 O$ e0 N7 U/ A聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. y1 ~1 Q5 b4 o& G; T' P/ kSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 R" n) l, M9 q/ O+ _2 z0 K: ~many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
4 g' c  _6 N; o$ D$ `& e. Ptomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
' A. V' N  n: {. }' d- tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. P+ Q0 a/ }. z( w3 [8 p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; N+ V: ?0 |/ Z! G# Uchildren.
# ^7 h6 Q9 b& s1 z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' x" n$ W8 r' P( w% a“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% P4 @, Q+ B9 L, s4 ]4 S“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
5 J  |" G$ q0 l' i; v+ ^1 B努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 |$ y1 c8 I6 U) H5 k1 c7 ]look at it for hours!
/ @2 w! @  E5 ^4 e) D# k/ f2 C工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 G+ m6 u* l/ P6 T* J; Acan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. @& F  U3 g2 E* V. RWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; p' }3 x. ?9 C: lA dress is like a barbed
9 _4 M- [: D! w. R. K+ G( rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% F" D- I8 @5 R6 W) x" h8 S  r1 P- |view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
# l( D4 F! ]0 s! cThe more you know, the more you forget.
/ ?8 U7 ~2 w* {; x+ dThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 N1 d  ^! G7 g* U为什么学来着