加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% a( Z" U) K, P* |- f" g2 {Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& C7 i  P# m1 G1 V" zOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
# m' i* c, U9 L; Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' b4 j. r) M) F1 P8 ^# K5 m( J  VBehind every successful man, there is a
+ e# D- f% Y9 n$ ?+ D+ Q# U6 a; Oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
* s/ E& Q. i* A8 m' D- qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ t+ n, ~0 n! Z1 v( A% l' @$ Vmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 O' ?5 n& J1 e7 t  V. K8 |- P/ ANever put off the work till
2 U2 F' ^- |7 j8 _  Ytomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: z# G- U+ W& L! K0 ]/ T2 t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ F0 U* l/ e8 Bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; S4 p7 X7 |6 t* i- y3 lchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) w$ M+ M8 O" {8 h2 oBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' g# f- v1 c8 A7 S2 ]# s: ]7 P  k, s“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
% ]) J( I! C# c, O8 b工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' P+ _& u7 O* O$ Z2 ~, lGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
  r! A' G& R. a) I8 q5 U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* N% M4 m1 ^* j. L2 LWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
7 |: M9 v& B0 s6 H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 n: ?" T/ p$ M  Z3 v4 p9 g2 wThe more you know, the more you forget.
; n% O6 v  E# X5 R9 R) v4 zThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% ]- ~, R' H. p& ?$ f' h为什么学来着