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Money is not everything. There’s
( T8 o$ h9 N: |; R- W9 a0 @Mastercard & Visa.
2 N7 s x) ?# \0 k- q$ s钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ \) R3 e: e* O: s& H
One should love animals. They are
% Q! r1 V$ ^5 y8 G! Bso tasty.
) `: g# K' ]( \- }0 J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 n: F1 Y$ ]5 \1 b/ h* V0 LSave water. Shower with your
5 E# w( k- v9 i5 j! X# mgirlfriend.
) Z, v1 N( b9 X! I% |3 E- |4 H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ E0 e r; P @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
! I; R. q" A) l% f7 A7 |4 Qcaught.
" o; J$ X: O9 x3 f0 F7 X8 ?" s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 g5 P) L, G" U, X
Behind every successful man, there is a 7 |$ [! l/ L6 o ?0 j6 U6 A
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are , n k9 V! g6 i/ J) r# Z) n7 L6 @
two.
( A8 f* b! l7 t/ W; `# ^每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- c4 ~& a. o, h4 j
Every man should marry. After all,
: p! }' |/ G6 xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 T6 R1 O3 T6 d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 i, n, Z7 e1 V. ?$ X2 }; ~* a5 {
The wise
. ]& T/ K4 w1 U2 X" Y0 B/ b# {2 fnever marry, And when they marry they become
1 m5 @! y7 G3 O; i; d2 H J9 u dotherwise.
' w+ \* A, Z3 Z }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 }% Y- Z5 d' J* SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) k& B% M! f& v& @many relatives.
# ?# `; j* Z: {+ W1 R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 Y5 `8 o2 p9 E( @- wNever put off the work till 5 A1 s8 M$ z8 J: X
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 U# Q- |# }3 w; j+ ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。3 Q$ i; y7 S+ [* o2 `
Love is
) Y) n' x' M5 J( ~9 Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! l0 f/ f: x9 g# Z2 \爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 Q8 M& n, T9 h* T
Children in
7 w$ q* B0 T5 i/ `& K3 hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ! x4 L2 t4 M8 ~( L e' g
children.$ m, p" y$ w- L) `& K) F$ B
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 R/ T1 b/ { K$ U3 f% \8 D* K“Your future depends on your
7 w5 P! e4 ]$ \6 ?, D$ Idreams.” So go to sleep.
) A5 |: r# i: j“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 j5 o7 ]! X: A7 h+ f; yThere should be a 4 R9 ^/ I; a% x
better way to start a day than waking up every + e1 `; j* i- q
morning.
! U1 S* U A9 e3 `. X3 ~应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。1 x; X0 |# L9 P. q
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, d5 }8 ~( A; t# D& YBut why take the risk?
% @6 z+ D9 ?6 K5 H6 H9 u v9 n) H努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 e1 D& P- I! ]8 x. C“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! T3 ?: s) h/ c7 M! |. R R4 Mlook at it for hours!
$ R: S" N& J |1 [. l I) j* t. x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。% h$ J* q8 p6 Z6 b1 t! k* f; l
God made relatives; Thank God we % t4 }6 w$ k P) M. l( a
can choose our friends.
9 t: i7 I1 C' e8 @$ n神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" a. y, v+ D, U7 X9 u+ C, r9 mWhen two’s
# ]. O3 `5 m f) Zcompany, three’s the result!
( W5 A/ n6 ?* H: B9 W: ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 \- x, V9 E7 }. u
A dress is like a barbed
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view.
0 G% z( D1 ^ F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# e4 |( S! `$ w8 c. iThe more you learn, the more you know, z( T+ W0 |1 ]0 A
The more you know, the more you forget.
2 b+ |1 C. A, ]. j6 y7 D% j/ }The more you forget, the less you
2 Z; g) V' b* Z/ U7 Uknow. So why bother to learn.+ q( ^- o' g9 J- U& h% e
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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