加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 w+ m2 x0 [& J3 A" iMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 q  k0 O8 P- N+ k2 ^' `One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ w1 k; K/ s0 l8 Y  |5 P6 |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
3 v% b8 z7 f/ ]+ N, [girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 F0 S+ a* @$ v4 o2 z2 gLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 [. {+ Y/ B! i- }) V6 I: {8 Lcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
, o" k6 V( q4 J( @/ }% Dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  z6 @' x- z: b- c) b7 _two.
& j  V) e  G5 e" O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, N  ]% @- f* KEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; O) q! n6 x5 R8 @& N; j' a9 K5 Lnever marry, And when they marry they become
3 V% g) t3 O' x( wotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" v  x3 h* Z0 Z9 y: _5 ISuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: U: x' J( P! Bmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- Z& A* X0 r1 m% s爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
4 e. E! V6 K9 e; u! ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& J8 Z# c, M: N4 `, R: Xchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
. a+ U* ^- P: S% J2 umorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 q) H$ Q: R: B$ G  a* Q& Q* wBut why take the risk?
6 j, e1 \4 T4 C) ^$ A努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 G' X/ F( f. J- D, r- X% a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ w! u9 \/ x" g9 h6 K! M7 oWhen two’s
" B1 D" b* Y5 W+ f& i2 o5 acompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 W- k& m9 a4 `* @# Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- c$ P; i4 Q9 {. Q  ]% \" r+ x$ eview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" J" x* X0 v6 x! cThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& \  n, y- R* f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- u2 c) ]0 ~8 |4 J2 Z为什么学来着