加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* m0 b: j' ~- f$ w; T) [8 @! UOne should love animals. They are
( g7 [  q& V& B$ A, w1 pso tasty.
1 q' k4 E1 i5 [' `% I9 K6 N1 K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
# ~7 @1 F* D3 P: ugirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. C1 ]! ^: k! {9 e; U* Kcaught.
2 q/ j9 v& U! V- Q  }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" s) a) {* w' pBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% W' g( k6 u1 o+ n3 J, g1 z! i; xtwo.
$ E3 L. r& y4 k. D0 u6 e每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ T1 q& u2 {% ?4 R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; t: D8 q6 {8 uThe wise
( Q- X4 K# P& |2 P- [+ E) Anever marry, And when they marry they become
# N) F" e9 U* t  z7 B; W" T2 i$ Botherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ j8 @6 B5 ~* J* x# [Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
' V+ E% B3 ]$ Q. l' D& \" l% E6 ?. X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, B7 D- f1 E: J$ X1 htomorrow what you can put off today.
% i- }1 c8 o) A+ }6 O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. O' T9 }' z! t5 k- TLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. K" W) A/ t1 Q2 f9 q0 f- aChildren in
) C, U, n1 J1 Z' {$ ]; r0 M& ^  Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' \8 w0 ^0 M3 f+ P: g% s! P5 achildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
; L  Y3 Q1 f; F  [3 R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* i( h' L+ M* F4 Q, V, Q5 ~$ T1 v“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 {' U; p, ]0 \. y' ulook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
: \+ k( V* m3 Q0 u' @/ _3 a7 mcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 q  N4 J4 n  ^! s$ SWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
7 k$ z6 ]: P  ?4 ]/ m: h两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. S  P, U' `) ]: {" IA dress is like a barbed
8 N4 J0 I8 ]$ yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 e* M( W% ^2 q! n. n. [9 G8 `The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
0 O8 A, ^! s' k9 N/ [know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着