加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
7 `8 {3 h& L9 s2 Z- l1 v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
6 C3 l/ h0 A- r) U! {4 @  O% _girlfriend.
8 ~) C4 ]' j) s+ m, z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, V0 Y' S" ?' p% x6 j0 C" [Behind every successful man, there is a
3 U0 u' a* z, o' zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, e3 Q0 b! [- [0 X3 I) i$ t- w' R3 stwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& K& z  \! J7 [, b) h( Y) jEvery man should marry. After all,
/ S" e: ?( ^3 o: x: I4 Nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
  L" ^9 k. K0 f) N2 a3 n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 J& z& l4 D2 I) X8 i7 C' UThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
. D- j# J$ y* {* D' ~) c. Nmany relatives.
- W. e% ?. i0 U& z5 y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* H" r" R1 [* D1 t) kNever put off the work till
3 |1 R$ r2 C  S% l) r# |tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
% Q. h; F( i( t1 u- w# z$ v  vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 }1 G' `$ q2 U$ PChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
' N2 ~' [  a' i- I' ]) L& Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
! \% n! V2 Y. L) I0 Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
& m* m. E- M' ]! t( E, R) z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# I3 e2 S2 |, I2 q! zThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 [) K0 W% s' a0 Y( ABut why take the risk?
9 I% h. C, E. |' l" h努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, j% j. ~/ x6 ?! \7 j2 s$ a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: {) }! v. b6 {7 Alook at it for hours!
( C9 ^! N8 J) P2 X- v8 d7 }' X& U工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 ?# w3 W+ t3 \3 C% ZWhen two’s
4 f+ t* B+ h. m/ z% qcompany, three’s the result!
& E5 a7 q2 g4 \8 k两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% c, g' P- h; Z+ {& C4 i9 F. P9 a$ ~# Eview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
% r* g+ n' j5 W  ~The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
" U  v3 c3 Q) @: y# S7 \) x- a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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