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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
0 K! p- G! u9 K" r8 M7 P  e) HMastercard & Visa.
8 @& V4 j( U8 q+ `4 ^0 G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 p, }- F1 J$ _1 q3 AOne should love animals. They are
& o7 S. M' a8 G! e% p9 K1 }so tasty.
* u. L3 R' ~" t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。/ `4 W' V9 b+ _1 D5 M
Save water. Shower with your $ B$ l$ k' b/ P$ _+ X2 O" p5 ?
girlfriend., W0 I, p- o5 f& n6 M# R
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 k1 ?/ U- F/ a. E/ \
Love the neighbor. But don’t get " e! D5 b/ U0 [! P
caught.
. J4 W# {0 K2 Y! Z8 ?; T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. s3 f/ v: t# b1 [, G& WBehind every successful man, there is a
4 Y$ a0 `) f/ f) p# _! Sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% o7 O6 \- p% Ktwo.0 a$ S' k; e9 d, E1 o4 d
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ N3 k9 E) I) S, f
Every man should marry. After all,
0 P7 O  {+ b5 T7 _/ ?& z; _happiness is not the only thing in life.
' Z7 S, }' p+ y+ \; O5 S1 W+ q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 |* Y+ c0 C* M5 M. V
The wise
$ \$ Y! `! U6 bnever marry, And when they marry they become # g% Y7 }5 [. [, ?6 @8 W  {1 f
otherwise.
7 d, L- B1 I$ g4 a0 ?" P6 I聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 _' o) V( k/ k4 T& _. G3 l
Success is a relative term. It brings so $ y1 K$ c- m& N; V, A
many relatives.+ ~( _5 n, `$ L! I! D
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 z1 B. U" z6 A* CNever put off the work till
+ L3 D6 V4 D& Stomorrow what you can put off today.) V. K( _$ ~2 s" f# B
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
5 P$ _: h% ~0 Z: S- CLove is
2 J. ?: \! O) W% ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- @* }& k% S- Y/ p  X爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。  {- `5 o0 k! _# J2 o4 A
Children in
2 J% s+ C- y5 s, o; G& l$ Obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ b% h$ \  \6 Uchildren.# R4 ?" w7 ]5 {6 @/ r
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 f: q: o- i. M) @“Your future depends on your
% v6 w9 S3 \6 ]. I& g; m. k0 Idreams.” So go to sleep.
8 Z2 R# s! b) n6 E, Q0 J- P“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& Y8 `- K; V$ a& x) IThere should be a
/ |$ Y5 e+ W" D  [$ w# Abetter way to start a day than waking up every 1 i& ~, y8 x3 |0 r( R$ i; {
morning.
: t* p1 Z1 E' n6 Y( ?6 s2 E. }# P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。- S! T8 z& x% H% u: a4 O4 \( J- s
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ * W8 m2 v& W: p/ c! I. T8 T
But why take the risk?
$ r4 |, o, o* W- x1 Z: X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" [, R+ s2 p% V8 c' ?“Work fascinates me.“ I can + Q. J( c# V: n. ^; |' N% \, _
look at it for hours!
; h  b* U. @, H" v1 i2 o工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 n* @1 q6 }! @8 C: }5 \* |$ WGod made relatives; Thank God we 6 U! g5 G+ n3 A, S: y- `
can choose our friends.
( R* Y  }# I8 z, G/ ~) d神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, m* Q6 s' b& F' CWhen two’s ( h2 v" X/ k' C) H
company, three’s the result!  Y# u6 U2 S1 Q( v! [
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  r# w2 G! Y* k2 a) E$ E" OA dress is like a barbed
, u& m' K/ H9 B1 B: K, P, I# Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 F# B" m0 w* @  D4 R3 C7 zview.
  o+ I/ F, Y2 M5 ^% w$ c3 I4 W服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 I( n$ P; @" ~2 m  t. s) H
The more you learn, the more you know, 2 m0 h% z; m- J, k" P; @2 i2 w
The more you know, the more you forget.
" y. v( b- B1 _# n  Z7 E4 E6 y1 YThe more you forget, the less you ) v6 w" ~! F2 j8 @
know. So why bother to learn.8 g: N, r) v+ v2 }/ T/ s/ `5 I1 S) X
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% A- O3 x9 g# s4 D7 w为什么学来着
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