加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; k+ @2 k, n, \- t% |& n8 T! _钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
& D; t' Q$ T: P+ e3 H! a$ Mso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 r6 o' D& s6 g* z- _; R. USave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ h* R. ^1 @% b6 cBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* C9 k' G4 x& p" w( ^; M* D4 tEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
" g  [; g5 |) C. m; b" U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
# ]' T5 u9 A/ v3 N: qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
  U+ y1 n, s; y, C  o" z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
. ~+ A6 U0 b2 H9 D9 l9 }1 s4 F) ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
* [: p& k4 W+ r* J6 ^! l) O9 o2 bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 Z7 p2 q; y! j) P/ U$ G“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
4 N# @$ I8 Z3 l7 k0 ]better way to start a day than waking up every
, y& Q$ [) U+ V7 [+ u7 K" _morning.
( O1 K# \+ M' I) W6 T& z: d应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" ^  V# Z$ W1 `, U5 W" n“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
7 y9 [! N6 A7 q9 U% P+ l% N# f$ d努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ d- A( y9 }; {% ?look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
* W! `0 n  _* W' Gcan choose our friends.
3 k3 m. w, b8 A7 Y+ S; l6 t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 ]2 V- b$ C* ]! h# S; ^; EWhen two’s
1 Q' B3 w1 F+ F' J! A( dcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
' a1 W% w: a/ Z1 \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( K, G; S- l& [The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
* @* [- J; ^6 T( P学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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