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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
; {( {, ?- k& L- o/ `7 CMastercard & Visa.- q+ C4 Z: Q  p4 |: h( Q% W
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 r6 x5 x! ~* w. VOne should love animals. They are
2 u# s7 v$ ~' w( r! z  tso tasty.# T: o8 @; s% `) ?
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& g' V, ^8 z# H; `3 ]Save water. Shower with your , \, }, x% T& c2 I3 A
girlfriend.
+ j' @5 N. r: W9 n. z* n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。8 t- C, x' ~8 `) |' {
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 g2 B# L5 k3 G, X! u/ Tcaught.
, X" H; V$ Q* B, w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) Y" h4 ^0 X7 N5 ], E& H
Behind every successful man, there is a & c! n$ O& w! e9 U8 P
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 R" L* S% ?3 z" h3 [. Mtwo.
  O5 R9 w* d7 f* z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 [' Z2 z1 S3 d) k* HEvery man should marry. After all,
* `/ T: f1 R: R, C4 A8 m  l/ O+ Q; X1 Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.& {  b3 \2 G& V  z6 _. q
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。- b. R  |8 X& ]# \, e
The wise
6 F  W, [7 B/ f7 r, cnever marry, And when they marry they become 1 h; h2 {* L% q1 C; P
otherwise.
; j3 n& B3 {9 k* W, ?" k& p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。6 J4 J5 B1 M/ T+ i( `+ m, h1 @
Success is a relative term. It brings so
  \$ M" D& j1 t7 C5 r' x  Wmany relatives.
' C9 @/ f% h; U, C4 b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 s/ k' o- h0 H0 T1 C
Never put off the work till
' x: n4 o) Z6 C( ?# A; d8 Z+ itomorrow what you can put off today.
2 n8 B1 [8 E6 w' I) v. B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 ?! F( H- q5 M& U( a4 `, Z- ^$ yLove is $ x) k7 d) C# w% h
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& T+ o5 P) F/ Y) i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 B1 Z+ ~1 m$ V. d9 m4 W
Children in
0 r' \4 ^& ?0 l6 Kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) y% M8 Q2 a/ Q' Dchildren.3 V; A" R. v' m$ p7 L+ S
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  M8 l: ]# @$ [6 X0 }“Your future depends on your " s8 ?5 I6 u% w, B, k  X! ?8 H" Z- h
dreams.” So go to sleep.1 ~3 y. k/ u+ Y* {8 S2 r5 }2 ?! X/ O
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。/ y" d- V+ E, t, `* Y1 m$ h2 ^
There should be a 7 C  \: P6 @$ X2 @; a
better way to start a day than waking up every 3 M0 N- r- F6 f- y- Z
morning.
& h3 T3 Y* V' ~  Y$ f1 F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# H* x# g5 k7 L' X7 M( _
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , U! o; v: \+ N+ f/ I7 r; }
But why take the risk?/ V# e2 h5 _' i7 L" X3 i) e
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。% S& \% t% D3 o3 t1 y7 |% E) o- ?
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ \5 ]- X, T7 _$ J4 ~) m0 Elook at it for hours!
9 _9 v0 w. @6 ?& x8 r, R6 g3 p! j+ L! X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 g. `% s5 y- i+ ^+ |2 ZGod made relatives; Thank God we 0 ?) |! Z& N& z5 S. j
can choose our friends.
! P. ~( U6 G0 u! F8 W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 q" R5 S: M4 g% p4 B4 KWhen two’s
  e: A$ g7 k- _company, three’s the result!8 y! e7 Z3 ^) ]9 o. k" {
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 B# x, y0 y1 X! K& U. `0 [* B
A dress is like a barbed ( Q& P& L- b6 U8 n; B5 q8 O, `
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  [4 U" G0 x) Y! t8 G/ ^" f5 VThe more you learn, the more you know,
) }& }2 K7 B, f+ u' \. Z9 \The more you know, the more you forget.
" }2 ^: e- U4 {) b8 U7 rThe more you forget, the less you 9 d+ k* P2 b) l3 j) @
know. So why bother to learn.
/ v. G3 d5 R! n8 W3 H学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 ^6 ]& C/ e5 ?  r( F2 k为什么学来着
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