加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
6 C2 X  d, ]8 q7 DMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ c+ E$ K2 S  q5 ^$ Y" F( z0 kgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 `% Q' }* L# J- X$ Y, ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* n9 v- k; y: `4 [. [Behind every successful man, there is a
6 e: F  s  P5 X# oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 [0 m$ B& N1 `- J  i. }two.
2 @9 y# Y* i6 Q, p% C每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 C- u+ O& t% x* i& Q, L+ D& yEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
1 U. D. X" `) J* Q, g  jotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ u4 R8 ?% h) _: E/ Z5 g2 gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ z1 ]' r2 P! ~& b7 @* Ymany relatives.
7 G4 x  Z) U; ^% `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 c0 J5 }4 J+ G$ B( m  w7 }Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 D0 x$ f) Z$ r7 }8 }$ M- z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ e5 ?$ k5 t: J! E! P- I9 V# R爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
, u) U& d& Z7 k; b9 d" p& xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) `* a. Z% N) q9 c4 [9 x+ U- v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ a% i$ M" b) l. g1 H! F6 N9 jdreams.” So go to sleep.
7 T, u2 ~- x  K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
5 S0 u+ r5 V0 @: ]" `* d7 vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% x/ @6 i* R2 S' g4 ^5 V+ L应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
& T7 V1 V+ Z; a/ g  F. |9 f+ v4 I+ u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# E) h3 J7 ^# U+ m$ l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  @! c" l4 t/ `1 Dlook at it for hours!
  F8 m, w; J3 p工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! ]* m6 V- H' B3 E0 V2 r) z# V3 pGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! e1 J. G( K& Y( h3 QWhen two’s
- m0 s2 k/ j) a0 o. Z/ Ucompany, three’s the result!
# L3 [& }7 g7 m5 k4 m3 c两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, {" @' V/ e! M& H+ D9 ^A dress is like a barbed
  q  P, r( I/ A. T" Cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
7 t7 {  b* e0 ]9 C& V* l服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' X3 `+ F. ~. ^0 z' b% RThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 V& z" w: C9 C2 X- W! U# AThe more you know, the more you forget.
" @5 c0 R# O: O% VThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着