加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
, X* t2 a# l% x4 U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ t; v; }' L3 |8 |; m/ |One should love animals. They are
1 S: a" h$ Y3 Q8 \so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
# n! U- L* @. H" q2 }* k6 egirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- `3 X9 D2 |+ p0 HBehind every successful man, there is a
( z1 I- r" B& x7 n4 Nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! c* c& _6 C9 y7 K/ o6 Q6 ?6 rtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* [6 Z7 C; D' n& h/ h: |! _, eEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 W# A" e! d' B9 ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
: K5 U6 _) v0 dnever marry, And when they marry they become
3 `# L& U; c: B& motherwise.
& w: x# C& T3 M3 P3 C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 u0 x9 ?! }6 a& Qmany relatives.
3 p/ A6 m- V' ~, p成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 `; E+ n2 D  J# W( ENever put off the work till
: f' W% {& \. g% X% atomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
1 Y8 N$ s8 j* G% `5 c% kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  x9 z0 P3 b& z9 H) l. Schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: ]$ F) e8 v* o/ K& S9 f; j“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ ]) |) t1 ]  `. O9 i! Y; Q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
8 {" ?. X  G4 P- T  h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ ^# c  n6 `$ Q9 ~7 N努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) D% y3 _7 k2 b' y8 `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' ^/ ^7 J/ E( d# iGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
0 u7 |, l$ W" B神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) \# z. {. v4 x1 IWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
6 E0 Z+ E7 k9 \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. x* |3 `: w( jThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ W6 u& `" k. YThe more you know, the more you forget.
% }: S1 [5 ~2 _1 A9 N5 cThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" g5 O% c# |9 ~: B6 V. E* d1 s为什么学来着