加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
4 d9 L$ {: `" K1 g& d  o! q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 l( n5 U# _. bOne should love animals. They are
5 I$ l/ V5 j7 J( E& lso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 _6 Q1 a8 W+ U# _4 _Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
- v  Q" O' V3 ~0 ]) U8 G要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  ~+ k# N7 l$ h- FLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
7 h0 _' g! p5 u, @. R, W, o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
9 `  L; `) I8 B& x2 K6 g, \man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
' n) [, u! Z( q$ I8 ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
- U/ b+ t7 I; {" t5 F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  H5 B; H9 L. {8 J9 u# U% Z) kThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
( E' @4 {! H5 z0 Xotherwise.
1 e8 _. s' K7 C2 _聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
" v+ R* I, D0 N+ Gmany relatives.
7 c% R0 u+ f: C  s3 n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
2 M8 F5 i9 x! l6 g: H4 w1 ytomorrow what you can put off today.
# h$ d$ C5 v: J$ I+ e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
! H5 [9 T( @. xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 t( ~, q( p, A, P# w/ Q6 L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 R+ A$ o( e1 _1 r+ kChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  I, f8 G& Y6 s+ Hchildren.
& _9 f" Q/ f  _& `1 p3 j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 D3 F- y7 }1 R3 e* t; [- r“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! ?( e. k) ~6 j# fThere should be a
8 c" c5 u% C5 ?( R, Nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' J2 v- j8 D; Z& |% T) s“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 s0 ~- J3 P! @But why take the risk?
4 e3 L' j& n+ _  S' L; {7 k努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
) V, c5 E. x4 y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
( C% X2 U8 Q% \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ V2 G6 P5 c( ~* B; \When two’s
company, three’s the result!
: \* D+ q2 G* N' Y0 l  z: b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
' Z8 Z4 O0 D7 q1 vfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 ^; k5 s. ?! |, u+ ~view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
/ ^( ?) |0 O! C+ z! Q% T6 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ O9 Y& Q' h9 J为什么学来着