加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
2 n  m' C  ]+ K( u0 Xso tasty.
" F3 a. Y5 N+ J, H& \' R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
4 h# b6 l( m! D" h. a- Pgirlfriend.
. d" [9 x# }7 \) [8 r2 i: w要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! L/ ]8 g7 M: o+ T/ s! a- x& E0 MLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% m  b$ q# F9 A, x. C. KBehind every successful man, there is a
; }# j9 H2 T1 G& R2 uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: q1 `3 y& ?. {: ?two.
7 k& ], Z" k. q% }7 I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 ^  ~$ W( |$ u- i' F) J3 j& M4 i) t% SEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
/ M& a* }- U; y: k! Onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
; G5 C/ l5 ]0 b( Q" w$ m6 Q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% ], [5 s& o/ N7 v. M* [: t不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 m) }# s" ~4 D. ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
' [( u  D/ K9 E后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
3 N9 d# r8 c4 M7 C3 a$ m! xdreams.” So go to sleep.
: E1 R: _/ z6 [6 d- S: t/ x“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 R# T' ~5 n" T9 ]7 i3 vmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 x2 L% J9 H- i7 U( Z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 C5 L: B* y. B( L& L' C, ]look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 x, @2 u; @, {: h9 AGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# B( G1 R2 A! z6 X) P& ?( z; Tcompany, three’s the result!
8 J. L4 |/ R' W/ c+ w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 u4 w" m' |1 N+ h) ]9 j6 cA dress is like a barbed
+ f2 ]" U, d; bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 v( X& L$ d- A3 I- dview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
: `$ h. T# ~" K' B$ q' KThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 O7 J4 }* g- i1 @: v/ \* {# C- j为什么学来着