加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
. K" M! H' N( X2 A- g8 S+ u; l钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! C5 O# [0 h4 Q; u' OOne should love animals. They are
% J2 F+ i/ W, n5 Q4 w- K& v+ uso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
1 Q% v* E  ^8 E7 h+ e! e" J2 \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 O+ K' ?& i. Scaught.
7 `+ S8 t6 P9 z' F' |  ?% ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 N4 }8 Q, O7 ^& C- {6 _. pBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
! V  Z% s, q7 y* k# Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 U7 h) q# I5 J$ \( w1 }- y$ }& I2 oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
. R, J# q9 G1 v6 O& w" I% X/ m7 @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! U; t5 r0 y$ a4 jNever put off the work till
2 D; f9 H! F$ p/ i- a! \tomorrow what you can put off today.
, @+ e$ w! u. h1 y9 Q9 o不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; T. b/ d" k& r2 V# C" a- hLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- I& v  `7 P, x% a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
% K4 ?+ o7 e9 U; s3 \( S/ hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
2 x5 H5 c- T  u" w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# Q% r% Q. |) \. x  T% Wdreams.” So go to sleep.
; [, |/ T; n2 s4 N" |4 ]6 L9 U“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
) ~  E0 Z$ v6 B& Z- ]There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# B0 B3 H/ }$ E( I4 O9 zmorning.
$ T; h1 D: F/ Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 q1 X/ q; w* l, L6 O& hBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 u! [& M% n; ~# Blook at it for hours!
1 D7 s3 o7 r8 ~) g2 U8 {3 m+ p% W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ f# P" W9 A6 H* G: ?( Kcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 `" m% J2 g5 MWhen two’s
% X/ e8 O. n$ ]company, three’s the result!
# o# N! u( K- Z# _5 l两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- D( D! y3 {! l1 U2 LA dress is like a barbed
. [' z" P1 |* }- Hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 r( @  z3 j0 z9 Wview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
4 {) ~, v" L) a% |, y( F- y1 }know. So why bother to learn.
, z' s! y* T* h8 m1 V% i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着