加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
8 y# S) ?. b8 r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
5 a  C1 g0 M# q0 l0 d* B% z/ z3 ~- lgirlfriend.
* \3 L# H5 K2 o4 m8 w" C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 A0 Q9 C/ P; q& d' ]caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! C6 h; j( K2 T$ G( O( X+ jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
% c6 |/ x; W6 n3 A8 k5 O) y' r8 P8 phappiness is not the only thing in life.
. D/ I) i/ |) c( X  k, J3 R. g再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
" K+ H1 K! U  N' b% T9 nmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! z. W3 t& a# jLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
9 h' `: U1 U# G8 u, a3 L( U+ P后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% N7 ]- G# a7 g. s“Your future depends on your
7 @/ Z. ?% O7 P1 Y; @# [dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
# I# v8 C! P- j( T) S7 Ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ `) L8 M9 A, l% l6 ?* xBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
; D, t$ f0 M5 _! l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 a7 `+ B; J. M/ k. W( dcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( L0 k3 P  f: s" Y6 P# c0 G" F4 YWhen two’s
, v# f) R+ g& M+ b' r* a/ scompany, three’s the result!
' Q  S4 [$ H. U4 M6 q/ |& ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
4 D0 ]8 h; n2 x# n5 ~3 {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
9 o! n5 J+ R# b- y/ O) i( x" i7 ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
; w7 [/ `6 H- ^. i8 z% `6 ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着