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Money is not everything. There’s : a4 d. x) d/ G& x
Mastercard & Visa.2 j( o+ G9 m6 ]+ s3 e6 \
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# {! e: i* |& T5 L
One should love animals. They are
+ u$ j' k m$ g, r% Vso tasty./ P7 p6 `2 y# A$ f
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。; B* B9 u/ Q$ G# Z
Save water. Shower with your
/ J5 { m( |5 A- Y; N% qgirlfriend.
- C6 B0 b1 J& M' W2 k要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" H% Y2 w% X/ X7 H6 p* o
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) Q. h$ h2 v- ~8 XBehind every successful man, there is a
8 I- {4 t* M% d3 x5 d% g7 sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ Q8 M) v+ w/ ]% {3 s5 vtwo." C; H" `5 }8 u* f1 G
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% K; I E* w- q+ U3 X0 k, V( OEvery man should marry. After all,
4 x0 X1 L6 d4 h# Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
; M% q- n0 }4 V& C: y% H% U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。& F: i( d% ~' F6 C
The wise + o8 R9 w3 E V8 W1 y% H5 j
never marry, And when they marry they become
$ w8 T# L W( Iotherwise.
* i' L0 A1 G4 J. b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 O0 O& c; B0 J; L) }5 ISuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: o7 Y' G& r8 m! E0 ?8 m/ |many relatives.$ k$ \# p2 u$ [3 G
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, W3 z; c! e5 N. U" F7 _+ F4 FNever put off the work till ! Q% X1 s/ m5 t3 R
tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 U& s8 S8 h1 R# A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 L( x* n; `( I! z8 }$ BLove is " v' C! k9 U- j# V0 m2 y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 ]9 J5 b7 U+ G4 v# l) B
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; |$ {/ I- N- q5 t9 ~Children in
3 D5 F- J& G* H. Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 I3 v8 o/ K+ e7 |# Ochildren.
5 x9 G! z4 w) p6 C! z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 A/ x! @6 K5 h6 u% Q1 L
“Your future depends on your ]. ~" I! v! O0 b9 L; _
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! Y4 q7 G4 l" D" f9 E5 ?3 {" q5 X“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
: N: o, I* w4 B: P6 I0 F: B u% v% mThere should be a
1 M& f; Z+ o8 u0 _1 g6 kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
/ m+ H+ P; m$ o7 U/ pmorning.
* u6 a5 _" }# q# Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 w' Q+ y- U2 |( i' f“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ( X$ b6 r/ E ^) C& n
But why take the risk?) n9 a# @# Y: X' e( r4 e/ @
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 E% z0 j8 r; T“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 j4 H" o0 j9 @- A" \9 e" K
look at it for hours!) h1 B) B: h8 R3 E
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! E2 M" M2 x/ {9 P; h N+ [6 LGod made relatives; Thank God we
/ t+ r" j2 O" `7 ^: b. jcan choose our friends., V, ^, a* p6 F2 J
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 y9 s+ Y7 z4 _+ D1 hWhen two’s
9 Z' H- Y* c4 M' z& j$ e" Jcompany, three’s the result!
, N' {, n) {) p, G* ~! G& Q! x两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 A0 {7 q4 Q# m$ i F4 t+ VA dress is like a barbed
{) X A# X5 r" Kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the h5 v3 C- b6 C5 o6 N. z) s
view.5 L3 l# v* {8 n4 p+ k/ P
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* E* B5 _4 _3 b3 d9 _3 c( {2 } UThe more you learn, the more you know,
% w; F) w2 f! ~3 t8 ~5 SThe more you know, the more you forget.& r6 L# H' o/ i1 @+ }! @
The more you forget, the less you ( j- q( O$ n4 b7 a, i3 D
know. So why bother to learn.4 P$ U: j, B) _! ^7 L$ m q
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, . w& v( f, r! S) ^
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