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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ( y8 F3 c7 U  @1 p
Mastercard & Visa.
* h; k- U# a. H6 U' D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. ^! e* u# L* w( e, EOne should love animals. They are 7 U0 \) x0 l4 i1 B  I" \
so tasty.
) D) Z$ |! D2 d- F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ M. X5 L2 z- [; p$ _4 |0 hSave water. Shower with your " u: A6 K+ Q4 `+ c6 l+ P
girlfriend.
  g1 k0 p* I- |3 L' w) y1 a5 a" I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. a+ \( f5 q* {* BLove the neighbor. But don’t get
5 k9 N, ~* N( G5 e( t6 w" t- Y6 Pcaught.* a6 b) w2 F& J( H4 |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 |& h0 q+ D* ]0 C; y1 z' ABehind every successful man, there is a
) X( Y! O: `, ^: m0 C" }0 nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 8 h( e( l) _  O: Y+ z
two.
) {/ `" d* w6 A" C每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 n6 x( H) q- _Every man should marry. After all,
: V9 V( E, W$ X4 uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
5 J# [5 d, z9 B/ F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! |+ ?* i+ P, l* O
The wise + v3 j6 ]% \8 w9 {& w0 ~
never marry, And when they marry they become
% \# S" ^. z1 \' E6 {3 W. jotherwise.) N' Q" u8 K! ~3 i  N% H( m
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; P3 \1 t9 y- ~
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* f# s7 v4 p3 K- q4 R. ^many relatives.+ J+ S8 k% E' n% o; d
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ u( x) N$ F; u7 u2 g8 i' wNever put off the work till - z2 d% k& ]0 [- h% l% C- K
tomorrow what you can put off today.2 D6 l4 r, w" \
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 ~0 c" x0 X( g5 J- Q
Love is
1 [+ _4 U! v4 A. z3 J7 \) ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop." a2 {5 d- K" c3 {# v& |9 \
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。+ G5 ?, Z$ H# L) c; ?5 ~
Children in
# W8 E5 j& u1 |% n  C0 Z( g- zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) C+ h  D$ H4 t# }) Y' z; }children.
8 d5 }7 T  z4 i. Z8 K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* Z8 A; I# }* |% H; _. R( b% J
“Your future depends on your
8 p% K5 s% R9 i0 s9 B7 idreams.” So go to sleep.
3 L0 w6 j, H& O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 J* ?" G- u. B4 p$ g
There should be a
6 [- g, u  L, r9 t' S- o9 |better way to start a day than waking up every
0 ]( f1 P# l$ s1 mmorning.
% |% u3 H# d& F. f6 l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ S; `, e1 l1 w8 x“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ; J/ _: D5 F6 s$ H4 d# \
But why take the risk?0 C  }5 R4 m6 y& T" {6 t4 g/ ]
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  O0 o1 E. D* V- U) X3 x2 b“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( Y% u, `" H; w6 e+ elook at it for hours!8 G, R% h" s2 r2 G& h1 C- B
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, A9 Z. v2 ?6 a# {0 @
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 ~; x1 G- F9 ]! q& e4 k) s, Kcan choose our friends., A4 p3 t# @! G& k/ n
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- V, I  D& @* J, x; ~; FWhen two’s
' `% G) Z/ N' I0 X  n- N9 [company, three’s the result!
( Y! X4 f" w" L5 f3 _两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 c. g& }$ F% v- {# Y$ |, v+ IA dress is like a barbed ' W+ t/ [0 j  w# {' w. |
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! I$ @! m9 ?% c: zview.
2 Z- j( d- K1 `# W  h服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ a/ C4 l0 b) L6 L! g) z. z5 H
The more you learn, the more you know,
6 Q5 p* `3 R# J& {( R. OThe more you know, the more you forget.: I" L# Q! w* N7 r* _  I" y! l
The more you forget, the less you
! M3 H1 a* r! [8 ~6 U' O! h' p* x& hknow. So why bother to learn./ q7 k: ?7 {3 I! I. @; i+ M
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, $ }6 L8 Z* A5 ?( f+ V
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