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Money is not everything. There’s
/ f F- p% P6 F( M) ]Mastercard & Visa.0 F! i( W7 q8 s/ `3 q/ ^
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 Q: A" }- P+ N' Q9 G! T$ c; AOne should love animals. They are 7 R/ X+ c- B! l* C/ U0 @
so tasty.
$ ?: h2 \% O4 u5 Z4 D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 Y, D5 `3 ]' n2 ?Save water. Shower with your
8 X( \+ D8 k; r% Egirlfriend.
+ o8 w8 Z$ r- X6 r要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 @8 s$ `% G0 `6 R9 y8 w' ?
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 q3 m: i* X/ B/ B9 X( a
Behind every successful man, there is a
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two.9 Z% }/ T% X6 B! K- U: [3 N
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: P1 R1 ]! l. `( O9 L$ o9 ZEvery man should marry. After all, ; ^1 e6 Z/ X( h/ y- {5 @+ Q
happiness is not the only thing in life.
" K8 M& K" s# k( J$ N* O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 h' j, q+ X1 `! R: b! _/ w# K
The wise
9 b3 o2 H& t/ V4 [. d! T+ Y- H' Rnever marry, And when they marry they become , m+ V1 n! \" }4 o# `
otherwise.
9 `: ?( K) K5 y6 o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ ~2 {% D$ [& ?) l. f3 d- i5 OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 1 A% _: z( O+ q$ p4 T" s* p
many relatives.
# K- t9 p$ ]# w- K: C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 S) b g& ]5 M. sNever put off the work till ; K4 I; u1 r8 G) i$ V2 B/ J6 I
tomorrow what you can put off today.. C. K1 Z' r8 `, E6 b9 u3 w# }
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ }, Z; Y n# q: {
Love is
2 h! G5 c, D) j5 U( z& G+ Kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.0 @ n6 f) e" j, o, W
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 Q# O$ Z* B' L. q
Children in
+ c6 S0 T, ^5 `# O- N5 ~0 pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause " M9 w! l/ ]) l; h" d; i3 i' l
children.
( _1 o9 S6 ^% r5 h K+ ?# W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。" K9 M( I' k2 ]2 I, h% \$ }
“Your future depends on your ! Y5 y, a" o" g& A8 w
dreams.” So go to sleep.7 F% D$ P% E8 G# q; h. @/ K
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 ~9 R; Q( l" h8 ^& Q- ]# j$ {( J
There should be a 2 B2 ]7 U" E0 \/ g( g b
better way to start a day than waking up every
K5 ]& G9 j4 Z7 b7 n9 g% emorning.
/ s. h; v k- A$ J应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 y' D3 c5 B: ~, q
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , H* [& h( T5 z; F2 q+ R5 Y% ~, L! J# Q
But why take the risk?, E" T* z+ i$ b, i8 q
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* ?2 l" Q% c+ ]
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 0 H4 `& H- m7 z p) I1 ?
look at it for hours!
3 z/ ^' t4 q, a6 e( P' H2 m工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. C. Q1 l4 \( M% @7 g% Y% L0 PGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 J2 V9 g- D+ g5 ycan choose our friends.
0 q; ?& P5 T- H" F- a z. M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" ` s4 ?* j0 R& }% w5 @When two’s : U- {! `1 A9 \9 L: i, ~; b2 M
company, three’s the result!
+ P+ \- f3 e# Q9 w+ F K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" y. N; E. r b6 K g
A dress is like a barbed
6 d3 }/ R+ `" A# E9 Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 0 E; Q$ T$ B& Z2 {
view.
: z% Z7 B7 R8 B% Q! o0 S+ ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 |" ` A) F) Z& x0 i* KThe more you learn, the more you know,
9 p$ u/ e' p% N; ?3 C' j' ~5 b4 OThe more you know, the more you forget.
) P& p! K9 m3 G7 o9 {7 N( pThe more you forget, the less you
% @! C- g' F$ ^, U8 P Q/ Tknow. So why bother to learn.7 h. o% ]/ D7 G* V, Y1 {
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ! Q# ?( r1 A( A* H8 @
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