加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* c' U$ Y# w  R, U( }Mastercard & Visa.
# \' M, _3 C0 x. m/ P' g& T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
& c: I9 Q; l  q. \8 u" |5 p6 Qso tasty.
- V* a* x5 k3 N' c每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. n, `6 c1 _7 R7 i1 C+ kSave water. Shower with your
% e4 {% ?: G" O# K# z  Jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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; c4 j# M2 C9 |. W& M8 e5 t7 L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: X5 S% O5 p- P4 B' ztwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ ?( v) h. @" w' E/ b  ~  TEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 s+ M  U8 }& f4 T/ L5 L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
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5 i0 v7 I# G4 [1 I. ~4 M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 J4 c* u$ L6 ~7 a0 k3 ^/ }many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 T8 y  c( Q$ }Never put off the work till
5 W+ D, ~+ M* I$ j4 V8 ftomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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0 X9 a0 t: G# S) M4 o, V4 Z' j) X后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: A9 j. I. h, l“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 [) F, ?3 T0 v: g0 p2 M7 t“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' y( D: E  z' x; g5 `: x9 jThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ U5 h0 |' V. M( ]morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  k- |) w  b; q* s“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ s) f) S5 o7 A1 k努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 }+ N/ X4 r- a2 o% q  _“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
. g, `/ `3 s2 d" L: w7 s0 V工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: z( L- C. g1 f, D7 f: |God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
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; @* F3 s" y. {( y' g7 U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( z& L% z8 y9 S- T1 b& d" uA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
2 @- g& [3 s" H3 @- v# C% }. Eknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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