加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
' ~" I0 d, |9 r9 B$ m% GMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
  _6 T7 T# ^) a5 B+ Xso tasty.
6 f6 e; F$ o+ [& O" X* `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 s  m" p% S& U. P2 o7 ]; b1 [Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
8 f- c; K5 d: M/ J要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
  p4 u; n% q- z" ~' G) SBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: x1 O( [3 K- j& o+ Z* {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: G! }) }& J0 ?5 uEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& X; g" K1 Z6 P4 BThe wise
8 s) p% c8 c2 g* Z$ inever marry, And when they marry they become
# c1 h; }) o7 C; W. votherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 R" z5 c' @9 j* y2 p* h& i: `Never put off the work till
6 F, y' s7 p& |* v3 X; R; ytomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* c2 Z* r2 V5 J( _* f5 O% v8 Wchildren.
9 _6 A# I% y8 [! Q% C! Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% N+ m5 |* M  |1 P; k( u“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
! C, u% g/ x3 `' gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- t7 b& h1 T% w# ^* ]1 z; R  Y4 KBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 B% [) {8 I/ c) O, k7 w! q! K  i' `look at it for hours!
- P7 r# x: y% O! P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
! M" k5 \& r! S) n7 i$ c+ @can choose our friends.
& e* O+ ^$ e9 k( ^神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% H, N3 z! T& E1 @When two’s
4 m: Y  L& G4 ?. z7 V1 V, ?company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) _  j" G( z" E; ]  XA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 y# `+ d$ I5 N9 i: v, ^8 gThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; d" U& \; h7 fThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
# C$ O% ^. r: T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着