加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 f7 C) d2 b, R7 L/ VSave water. Shower with your
8 H" F2 Y/ l  O8 I, Cgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
: N. @; E1 V: a: |0 \caught.
0 P' ^0 I- b" L- d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) U- k) J; Y9 o. k& eBehind every successful man, there is a
  c0 {  b4 ~! N6 e& B) xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
/ d3 h* S) @/ Q$ w, |+ x- S每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
3 L1 @3 g* e, @" `never marry, And when they marry they become
( H' P  T, z" s- g! eotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
* x. M1 v8 L% `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& n1 H4 Q" N/ Y( N2 L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
) m+ r" }* G0 n) Vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
" m& n/ Q8 f6 T4 k' n3 I/ kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ _: o, K3 ?: A& r. W8 y$ O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 d& z. @  B- i9 ^; L“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! c7 U8 ?. I3 e) e% e7 vBut why take the risk?
7 ~9 x; {8 d  `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: p% [- r# l9 Blook at it for hours!
* O+ j" Z7 S* i: J% Q3 K工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' Q% P! `9 d: }When two’s
company, three’s the result!
2 F4 \) @) \$ L. ]" S( a/ ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ A9 M( s' A6 gA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 j. V$ u) j/ A0 Aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ B* |9 a8 m- Z" MThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
" r  s  R5 Q$ ^' R% I% yknow. So why bother to learn.
7 L7 V6 E% h' _# k* w8 G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ R3 \3 R0 l  J为什么学来着