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Money is not everything. There’s , L* K9 C p7 P$ T' x
Mastercard & Visa.* M( S! C4 `! S4 i. M
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' i7 Z* x7 x6 b9 s4 s
One should love animals. They are % }# N4 B$ z$ S) r* A& v
so tasty.$ ^1 w9 G( M \ b: P# p
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 O- b" M1 V( k& @
Save water. Shower with your ! S: b- m3 s+ t" R1 z9 H9 K4 }9 o9 H
girlfriend.7 W8 s' l- \1 u, T- d4 t% v/ o+ m+ g
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ W. y5 O/ n( t# r$ @$ s! N& vLove the neighbor. But don’t get
7 K: M$ y, }) qcaught.
* n- K3 B/ ^3 a4 X# b7 |# G+ {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。% ^ I% l3 R/ q& N3 E' `( P# L6 g- {
Behind every successful man, there is a ; N# E, T+ l# p* h
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 8 G$ X$ Z' P) p, {) n$ a
two.
$ u" p4 W, x4 P {( _每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) n+ R# X3 U0 O6 k# E, fEvery man should marry. After all,
3 x6 i- v' \4 M9 L7 n% C* khappiness is not the only thing in life.6 \" T2 K6 t- z; Y2 }
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 j/ V% s9 e* a, ]The wise ' V5 \: ^7 P2 K2 c) y7 @4 b
never marry, And when they marry they become
8 v7 m) y( j& fotherwise.
7 Q4 E9 j! [4 i! C z: J/ ]1 t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 G/ T% w$ [4 v. f7 s9 x. ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
% s$ A3 Q2 R2 o" |" Mmany relatives.; s3 m; B5 Z4 S' h) _8 g! ?
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% W2 {; G! q% O! e, ~* x: D
Never put off the work till
' O( j. h. p2 L3 x" K: s* u/ Rtomorrow what you can put off today.
; P3 D3 T; A& }5 [+ P, b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ w8 d2 Y/ W9 U; `( y4 QLove is 2 A" w- W4 E; b! n5 O
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.' d! X s! a0 \7 g* s, {
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& o* t7 ~' Y# k& E4 RChildren in
% }& V9 \. ^" o1 @backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 O, Y! s, l$ {% e6 V; K, m6 D
children.
6 v: A& n2 U0 q+ A/ K5 i1 `: r1 i! G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。7 i- K8 v" n% Y) ?
“Your future depends on your
5 M# f; {! R9 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.8 W; U8 Q7 C, {& S
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. k& h( E4 ?3 V+ u
There should be a
. g$ D$ K2 h- t# wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 V& `$ D' g; Dmorning., R5 M# J8 h* w6 }4 s6 {
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& ?4 H5 r, f% R5 N# m) c; c“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ J- ]" q& U# r( [7 \! PBut why take the risk?
; ^" y! l T" @4 } \) x' i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, N7 @/ d K- I1 p: }6 Q6 I“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 d0 Y4 D+ O, s$ elook at it for hours!
: f4 b) d) k7 P( ^' v: g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。0 @2 }& D B$ x! @+ i
God made relatives; Thank God we
) A" X0 V, Z) Q" R0 ]can choose our friends.
! x c4 ^8 [- D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% n6 B) ^& a7 Y6 q4 n9 o: }) bWhen two’s % u" n( h" X7 j( q( N
company, three’s the result!1 W: z6 H* x, W8 D8 N4 J- d$ `- d8 k
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!; {+ u1 |9 o3 L. Z+ N
A dress is like a barbed 7 f8 ]' m1 R" a) B3 J" a
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 u# C9 a2 e5 o8 Q+ r; L# L# M% oThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 f! O- o% z* rThe more you know, the more you forget.
, `" t: x' o1 w5 HThe more you forget, the less you
' ]* |/ W" v: Aknow. So why bother to learn.3 b t4 R; j# V& \' Y
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 3 F y, B9 x4 h; \" z' Z( `; \0 M5 V
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