加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
6 E4 y" u) }9 A4 p7 k' H3 f- Jso tasty.
& i9 E4 Y9 }/ N# V" d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
+ @- d) K* g5 d要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 h2 o4 R9 O' y3 H+ SLove the neighbor. But don’t get
# a$ \" `% p; ]4 o$ s0 r/ ?% K, Kcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 O& x) {6 l/ R9 ^2 {Behind every successful man, there is a
$ [% i; j/ O! f+ f% C2 gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 O  L; N" a" x; J* W4 I) O5 ltwo.
# D9 A% ~5 d" i4 R3 ~' ~  d每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* v& i! @. E  H" S8 NEvery man should marry. After all,
- M9 U7 q. Q: z. I9 i" h3 G; Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
5 n+ u: Q' e0 i# Y7 ]; \! R" S3 r# znever marry, And when they marry they become
( }$ V& R& L7 M+ k3 Q3 Jotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% ~' H8 |3 i, m7 A' l: r% B9 gNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! y8 y+ ?7 |1 x+ [$ VLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 K0 {0 s9 ?, C5 y+ qChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% V5 g+ a, Y  b$ H9 I“Your future depends on your
) f3 |$ u% D- X* ]) pdreams.” So go to sleep.
. S  e9 p/ y7 C8 V; j& d“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ @& y3 y& E6 n8 s3 @' t4 FThere should be a
  s5 j! j" k* `# d& s+ g- S! bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ O" R5 d/ d* x* t, r) d应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
: R  ?- u5 Y- U( R. e- l- T2 r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ M3 b( }$ L& x7 S; D7 M“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
  T- Q( b5 G' ^# a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& R! e, V. B. p/ I: T5 C; |* C# t) vWhen two’s
5 s* i2 c8 q2 U! B$ J0 `company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
& H, E! c" r# i( U5 x' Afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' I: W/ f" Z( B, k8 R$ WThe more you know, the more you forget.
* G" g  a' B# b$ u7 x( V5 MThe more you forget, the less you
( D5 o" C/ P9 Nknow. So why bother to learn.
( T: X8 D& C  q( u# L1 g; E学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- K; L) d& X8 Z6 S$ J- @3 p为什么学来着