加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: V' @6 m/ X4 YMastercard & Visa.
+ F9 p4 _5 f/ e8 P$ ]5 I- U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# Q2 E5 d( u. t6 \One should love animals. They are
  e2 D+ d  l4 w$ k9 q* D& vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
+ X4 W$ B/ I1 C7 U" O* Ngirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 Y7 C# V1 c7 E- Tcaught.
! L1 M( d! E' d. L& ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
' Z" V5 u; L6 a! Z# ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 b- J" }2 i# [$ E" K7 Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 E2 ~1 k9 f0 ~. J% q4 ]otherwise.
/ p3 ~$ z  f. N' s) J! R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
7 I" B, s3 l0 I5 ~! qmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: U+ V& u9 Y3 G6 ]Never put off the work till
/ d- E0 x0 u- V! ]% h2 Itomorrow what you can put off today.
, t) d0 n% r2 G& W$ H6 X0 n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
& L8 ^  f! n* zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 J1 M% D; b+ w' b( ychildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' C- s+ f+ X# w8 j3 ~( c“Your future depends on your
! ]) N6 T( ?# `4 l, G: d8 R# Odreams.” So go to sleep.
; X9 j: }8 O* B. S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
3 G+ }9 y: ~3 k0 Y3 Q; mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
" G: T% a- ^) f* i# N( s0 N% V, ~8 jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
0 B/ l5 ]* R) ^# D努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  S* n1 K6 j4 }/ Z0 ?6 h2 N3 u. b. ?“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ d4 [0 i0 E3 ]9 ^. D0 k  e, K2 ^God made relatives; Thank God we
7 k" k. o% `* M( D4 w) X% Bcan choose our friends.
" g+ k9 D& J% @; p神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
9 h- I. E0 }9 F( F& h: y8 jcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ g; u, i5 s- J2 nThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
/ u3 B, R* e' G  i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着