加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
4 e. o3 h, `# @  y) SMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% M/ S' t4 Y6 i- K. t% dOne should love animals. They are
% f$ Z6 c/ R' K( m) Zso tasty.
& u; l/ l3 k6 k! I, b6 j5 ^: `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 D0 ~& {7 T  T9 GSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
1 E" {8 P( k  Y: V. x% h要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; l' J% z! }" h* ~7 aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
' w, s7 c# ]/ \. S; `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 d  G% x. N3 B! X2 Ftwo.
; y9 `* p8 ?6 B  R3 I3 g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
& A) L% [0 v' [$ z! ]never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 ^# ^/ L, p7 U# k; \( _Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
/ n% F6 `4 c5 Q0 R, A* f  Otomorrow what you can put off today.
/ S; D7 q0 J& \. Z8 k3 B' k, S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 q' j9 F5 \; W0 e# k6 L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
3 s: K$ ~9 d. b7 q$ n* F: ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& f6 ]4 [  t; V; Pchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ W& v# N. {9 QThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 ?! R  L. q; N' M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 j2 ^8 ?* N1 a- g: }% s' ~But why take the risk?
+ A4 A% H, [7 a7 G6 ?2 t% [$ T努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 m/ `6 A$ f! V* q: h- U+ B' O( X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 O, I% |* `1 G# ~7 }4 mlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 H" i% p* {# jGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
) b) b. B; k) N$ J6 S* C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
( Y8 B+ N6 {  b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 g; t- v: a8 t: F. rA dress is like a barbed
' f! H( N( s- i1 `6 pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
& v2 c, Y3 Y8 gThe more you know, the more you forget.
, f8 f/ E0 U. _) r9 HThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
' ?0 G# W; ?7 d! s5 ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) X: {! V6 N/ G* G, M6 h2 }为什么学来着