加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
; b1 H- ~: g  ~8 n2 g" ?. {- zMastercard & Visa.
$ ]4 Y# u+ z! d' D. @7 A' Q. U+ S* r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
, r+ e( F$ f$ X" A, hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
( |% s, [2 Q$ ?' F1 A# m1 Zcaught.
0 W  j' S2 C  T% ^; H4 j+ K" g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
* V, g3 M+ J% r: Eman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 l; \' b7 c- U% E( I$ G( q" itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 l' U& S( d6 ~; iEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ f! M( E$ l5 GThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ ?) ~8 m8 i; j4 U9 u" W9 PSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
  Q; W/ I7 @+ d7 t: @7 T# ~成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 m/ A# @$ I. r5 E9 M  P; |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
7 ?9 H7 K5 G1 x0 `& |% A0 Abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, I; J% z# k. tchildren.
4 X" l4 _1 Y3 _6 V! Y. B+ V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 Q* I( y* r5 a$ \& S0 `1 _“Your future depends on your
9 I4 ~% J& e9 A8 C( U# ydreams.” So go to sleep.
5 a8 r. A& \! l. V( n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
, o0 h' @2 s9 x7 kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
8 F( b/ Q5 q; k) I8 ~# U! I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 ]) ?6 H& a  v1 v' O" l6 ]* c2 v“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! K  E1 L  D' g0 f" f/ C% N' uBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! q% i- k: f3 H) B, x“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ D6 n; T9 N( B  f% f7 W* |# slook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 l7 M. \, \2 |# W4 X. @: GGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ A7 `* `  P7 ^5 `When two’s
! w2 ^& K& k/ q. r  T# a: F: icompany, three’s the result!
, V0 m- ]  q  Z3 L% M两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 V" F; [4 ^( `6 a/ L4 wA dress is like a barbed
% z7 P3 a: {9 [, D' W" \fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ W" ^6 {9 L# q  CThe more you learn, the more you know,
7 W5 p9 i  _6 r8 Y0 h$ J( g" vThe more you know, the more you forget.
+ i: {+ J( z2 {: N0 D6 MThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 t  g* j% y' ~  d7 F' @3 z0 w为什么学来着