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Money is not everything. There’s
4 i( @" g/ C' p! q& v# gMastercard & Visa.
* n% M- p0 s7 A- U; f# A0 M+ |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。1 F& n+ I4 ^: n3 V& v. k
One should love animals. They are
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 O% s# N/ b7 h1 ~, b2 q1 J8 q! S
Save water. Shower with your 1 V5 ^1 A$ R+ M/ o* J! s
girlfriend.
, \+ |. D/ T% i% Y; N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 O4 ^' V C6 ]1 F6 @
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。4 i$ I+ n2 [7 u2 M8 N
Behind every successful man, there is a ! _2 ^+ }3 V' U+ @- I" }
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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$ J: i7 f$ r1 p3 E/ _* p( A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 i5 m* G n' A$ V2 K
Every man should marry. After all,
3 i! B' M9 ?. r! X0 _$ Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 c& l- ^) N. z& z9 \+ i; G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- s; M0 ~4 P0 v' U9 C2 mThe wise
6 j" X% A# w; t) ]" H3 G) Cnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ I/ | k n9 Z* B/ dotherwise.
3 H( r! \+ I( N6 \! u6 O2 u! C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, C& r% F) {0 Y6 e; a; |Success is a relative term. It brings so ) ]6 |5 p: y, x/ x7 }1 y
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ C) U9 x& F! V
Never put off the work till ) L/ _6 X3 q8 }+ {5 f" c7 M
tomorrow what you can put off today.
& Y- s# i9 x. e; i$ G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! ~! t' g- v5 W, O1 F4 ]4 \Love is 3 j2 b6 Q# D8 k( w+ J0 n8 g$ w
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 R( R$ F7 s! @: ~6 l2 S* Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; F& @. I2 r, t3 W- v$ }
Children in ' E+ S+ \! d1 e: L
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。- y0 C# A7 c( e X, B' X% @5 F
“Your future depends on your
6 u- V) y+ s( U7 s7 h4 s$ T. Ydreams.” So go to sleep.
, D2 s& n8 s9 M: l" n9 N0 Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 r) V% G' M" R0 ^) M* u
There should be a * e/ e) e+ Z9 X" l' [( M, e
better way to start a day than waking up every 4 c' b' V3 }( \- G, O5 s
morning.
1 G' K7 w0 n1 Y- g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 {$ N9 [& G. G7 S& e+ c“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ x) J. K0 o" t* x/ {, Q: TBut why take the risk?
' S! R8 c1 G, c( j4 O+ d0 l/ S6 u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ A: K! a- v N6 n2 v, x* G/ k# k
“Work fascinates me.“ I can $ _8 j9 e: N" ?( e: b
look at it for hours!0 ^6 k- }$ o3 e! n
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; J- a2 A+ Y2 F- @2 N' k" ]God made relatives; Thank God we
: G" F# y: y- ~+ f3 W4 T# Jcan choose our friends.
7 B; o* Q" A; K5 f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* s, G+ V! q. Z% PWhen two’s
0 `5 E4 E. x. N$ F2 d5 Ccompany, three’s the result!' }" U. P5 P7 b
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!0 m8 {# w9 B3 y# h; E1 f
A dress is like a barbed $ S- U0 M q6 N' B1 i
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the + H, ]. G6 t2 x9 q5 P
view.
) O: g( B5 R1 A% z$ }9 l3 ~7 [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。3 S/ u& {. x# F( g6 V
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 A. W' q' p0 s. Q3 U2 SThe more you know, the more you forget.# `( X! i2 v& M: ^2 E, _4 O3 V* [
The more you forget, the less you
! g& N7 q$ g* E9 Mknow. So why bother to learn.
& I; L! E d! o p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, $ I$ j/ N$ d6 l6 C3 Y R1 s$ R
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