加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
: B* H8 w9 ]# R4 ~1 U8 a" f3 K钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
; E5 \3 Q+ `" E0 M" m5 X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
& ?: v: X6 e9 ~7 O7 G3 C$ b8 L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
5 \! U# N% @. t" ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% H0 e* m$ ^( g1 GBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ ]  t5 e" H- E& V+ d0 W; d7 A! O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
" S4 A# K3 P, w/ y' Y0 lnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
  o5 X5 c+ R5 v% j3 I  F( y/ K5 G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" ?/ F, f, A+ g# M4 ^' m* pSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ }( v, j9 L, @# r3 Bmany relatives.
3 x0 _7 l1 B2 ?3 ^  n- G2 E( Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 }: ~! q0 T5 [6 {Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 g, m  r$ W* X) U& W$ ]  ~Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 {9 K1 n+ [& w- N9 I7 g' g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% G" q( v4 }: ^/ I( f“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 A- E( j/ t9 G6 b7 i/ u9 yThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% a* q$ M1 R  V, _. S: T7 s1 j应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ a8 K0 ^: X7 H; T- y- Q( zBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
6 S. m( s5 r  K. W. |! I5 M: k( F2 tcan choose our friends.
9 Z6 z6 t/ T( I2 Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: @/ T! ?# m7 ^# O/ j' M% hWhen two’s
1 V* h4 {" E$ r  H6 l" n9 Icompany, three’s the result!
6 f% i# H; O1 P4 C: g: U9 A( @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; O9 x( A0 r) |/ t& t" Y! b. ?# xview.
8 W0 s- ]- s! ?  M5 w# \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
! [" K1 F; X9 J& D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 r, W5 @( h, D为什么学来着