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Money is not everything. There’s ; `7 K. w) ^& @! [: o3 P& a. N
Mastercard & Visa./ Q' b" _: L0 ?' R
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。/ g: O/ L2 D' ^ D
One should love animals. They are ( o! P v* w% {1 z6 A
so tasty.! w& R7 h, K$ d) i1 P
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
S% C; O* e% uSave water. Shower with your 4 T- {7 p2 {2 s2 K+ w# R3 M5 p3 A
girlfriend.% H4 Q, J" ^+ F$ k6 ~
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 |& l+ M t% \$ B+ K$ DLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 r2 m- K5 g! t
Behind every successful man, there is a ; w. z# |8 s6 u' K' F% R, Q% p
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; \9 q! [7 C2 k5 ?two.
4 s! s9 f/ v. I- ]每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 [& @! r. Z, t, U5 X8 GEvery man should marry. After all, 6 c0 X+ b- v. G( e2 r1 [; W
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! y* J. j8 O; p! B- p) P. K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 A! B0 F5 E7 _* R# p( ?$ ~The wise
8 X/ M& x1 S( b( Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
, [5 c4 t* _# s dotherwise.) I; @. G3 d F" `
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) Q k8 o1 o, H" u uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 0 U! p- ~# M( \/ n( g: ]7 q
many relatives.
/ A) B1 Z$ L; `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。) Z% C) f7 \" g7 @, {/ X8 N1 ^" D" D
Never put off the work till
, `$ Q; B& L( Ctomorrow what you can put off today.
# o- ?) v0 ~# Z, j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。4 F' {4 e6 Q* H1 l
Love is $ q! P5 a& i) ^( U7 ~) s
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
i% O" f! W: J) y1 x3 g$ t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, W* Q$ i6 ]' [0 }- K( Z# a% rChildren in
# r& ]( C+ [; t, ?, Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, k @0 p5 p Y3 r) v& h$ Z& o6 F: ~children.
1 R# A0 b" `3 c \" `: s# m4 X后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 H2 V6 `3 i6 L6 L+ y“Your future depends on your
, R+ \ r/ q/ f) E( ]dreams.” So go to sleep.
# K0 y0 ]; _, R& q$ y9 @" q" [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
# o% h' d% B& W0 n$ q2 Y; u- ^There should be a i; V( T' u* [' k* p
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ r7 C" O5 Q6 E9 D; N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' E, M% Y w, h, x/ E0 s) y! O) o; `But why take the risk?
7 m/ D7 B4 g9 \, e) `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- }! n. d. T ]/ X6 v“Work fascinates me.“ I can - R, R5 a; U) n( v0 y/ X I
look at it for hours!
8 z- ~0 z' b( U! C7 L6 i* Q$ a. J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& _! X. E& T$ V
God made relatives; Thank God we - |8 A/ R/ s9 L+ |$ y. | b
can choose our friends.
$ l3 }2 P8 X* }! O- Z; z# V神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
a% Y8 g( D+ {2 Z3 oWhen two’s 2 _0 Z( u0 ^& z& y5 {9 ]$ ^
company, three’s the result!
& W+ q; C9 @' \3 u, O$ [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* o/ S+ |+ G+ X- uA dress is like a barbed
( M2 E3 n/ n7 @+ \9 I0 v) i$ wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ! b% [' J/ p8 B! D' B
view.4 |8 c* z* _$ [8 g( N
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 g1 `5 q7 ?: A# U; T; R
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 x+ \& x" _5 K: Q: DThe more you know, the more you forget.; d7 Y7 Z1 _7 R; b1 F
The more you forget, the less you
+ F0 ]% M0 U# e+ h9 m3 Iknow. So why bother to learn.
8 b# D6 _7 A' B! m$ R% U学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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