加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
) ~. P; B- N9 U4 pMastercard & Visa.
0 _' Z+ X) a( G1 X3 m5 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
# L" i% F7 ]' o+ Qso tasty.
" s' X. D3 W/ U* f/ Y& x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
) y# ~. A/ s6 T# Y2 o8 ?girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* Z5 ^+ m/ G1 ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* z8 \% @& k+ |1 {& @3 Bcaught.
' D+ \" @: w0 T" a+ [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) H7 z4 V( @+ y/ WBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* e6 e- b/ u8 q4 J) E/ XThe wise
6 u, b3 P: T" v3 Anever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ K* y* M- T2 `8 l- E8 K3 a. M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 {$ [/ g9 o3 k不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
7 {" Z$ I' K; y! J5 D0 `/ k# mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ E2 E% n4 L  u' A, z6 w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) N5 d( X. R; |- m( F  c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* ?. q7 G. H6 m" T4 W' w  N7 rdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 s$ a/ z& {* j! _7 xThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
; F8 G# ?& ~. M0 R: ?morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
- T: o4 X& c* l& r' O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% R( F  {3 |- v1 Z) I: olook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 ~+ S' N, I: h$ m; i  \God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
. V& w( Q9 U  Q' Qcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 n, ^$ a( s3 n" p; IA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
4 Z" ?* x2 b/ A0 `: \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, v* |' |! F( h: Z; j( H, nThe more you learn, the more you know,
9 G! x2 ]! C1 F" Q* uThe more you know, the more you forget.
- F$ s/ v! Y6 D( c% G; M7 qThe more you forget, the less you
" P% m: c/ `8 _* vknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着