加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
- V  H1 V' E. d) @钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
4 L3 ^! b- p2 b3 V. ^$ {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
0 k7 C' k+ e6 J- o3 K2 Ygirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
& ~6 M5 f# r/ y  n3 icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 ~% P0 [( W6 V) z9 v' u$ \Behind every successful man, there is a
  s$ A; f$ g. rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 w) i8 R8 ^5 t: \8 k$ s0 ]4 xtwo.
7 w/ l8 q: z5 |& p% l  r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ M! ?* P1 Z+ bEvery man should marry. After all,
& W+ z* w4 s( `) ^9 zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! m8 z; \* s5 \, jThe wise
3 X& x7 l* }& Cnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  ?5 F( E5 w: ]. i7 _Success is a relative term. It brings so
& d. s# r8 k/ C& f* _0 @; Imany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ B& J( @6 t7 s& ~不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
  v& q$ P3 k3 n1 N/ s1 Z2 \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- \6 {' @2 T$ ?7 u6 A! W7 o% x爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: b! o  A4 W4 e8 h4 AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 u- W& w1 ^6 Jchildren.
( ]1 L  Z" U' Y( l, C* U1 p# U' ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 m/ O+ R# p6 q. z, h“Your future depends on your
% b- u( H2 r5 b7 h/ H" Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& ^) s6 V8 G3 P5 ~- z1 j2 \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 m8 D' |+ h* C$ q  ?5 DBut why take the risk?
* d7 _: j/ A" i7 ^$ l9 y9 S- v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' M) M0 n! h4 X6 r/ RGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 N: H+ G; R& W. [- S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 W. J- ^5 m+ \, cWhen two’s
1 q* \4 t; C5 ?9 Ocompany, three’s the result!
# u$ d* [- S' r' n/ W! e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
, L. O& \& H4 s% l% x) f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: t  C1 W/ A. l: Y6 AThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& j. l' F# z+ p8 j6 F5 b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着