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Money is not everything. There’s # @$ C' r; w: Y( d+ H6 `, I( n
Mastercard & Visa.; T) P* ]* J& r/ H; x& ]2 R8 n0 _
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% J, G2 M3 }6 v
One should love animals. They are
( K; F J2 }) S# H- n+ |6 \so tasty.5 x: Z* Y* r( E0 J+ S' Z9 M
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ b' h& W9 n+ }7 D( a" i/ V: DSave water. Shower with your
0 Y$ ~3 `/ Y! o5 vgirlfriend.; e. y0 ?2 m J7 L3 T
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。3 B- J* K8 r- s* I+ R. A4 \
Love the neighbor. But don’t get G! \% _+ J% \5 G* C( L1 y
caught.+ G" A8 M5 u/ d; v5 [- ]; ?$ R
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- r6 X/ v8 R9 H7 yBehind every successful man, there is a
# ?7 j6 g( J# N8 b6 G3 Bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . z! S+ Q7 ~5 E! I( S
two.
3 k% r$ R8 ]" h* p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 {, g. i2 x8 I* I! @. k$ mEvery man should marry. After all,
9 o0 h7 k% W$ e% x b; Z" Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.8 Z2 f5 K ]( U- I, Y0 [4 |. K3 |
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。1 H/ v/ L7 M9 r
The wise 2 [# G( t; g/ V9 L. G4 h
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 t3 Y/ y+ @5 p9 g7 Jotherwise.
3 K2 _' C9 Q1 l$ A聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' p' c1 m8 l7 ~* N
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 T* }+ u4 O7 A ~8 N" UNever put off the work till - a/ _- E# p! [9 ?3 K( @1 d
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" A, v, Z2 {0 W* p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 C4 O2 K& S$ @( mLove is
8 ?% N2 K# Q3 q u& _+ J0 y7 dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 F! a) D; Q# J. b% }7 t# f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ c: u2 f8 b0 F. S' W# ]1 P4 mChildren in
/ A; h4 _' ]$ \backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause : A4 i0 [( l! _$ X" i
children.
) I% S- x7 M0 n+ Q' S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( Z0 N; P5 |& Y8 \“Your future depends on your ! R. [% p( K# e" @$ s$ x' c
dreams.” So go to sleep./ a6 O# ?0 D0 N- R7 k k
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& o3 {! g; Q" F8 |, M; hThere should be a
0 d1 N6 `, [2 w2 @' `better way to start a day than waking up every 0 r- h! _5 p" t S
morning.
4 h2 ^8 I, F j应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( N- G$ h' ]' |: O“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: e/ `& h: U- X, ^% h2 uBut why take the risk?$ H, O6 u. D R% `, u6 `8 L0 c u
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。" G+ B9 Q/ Q* Y! {# n
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 G' W# k+ G/ C1 M- C0 I) I6 Nlook at it for hours!
$ c h% w$ y+ |: B" N2 A工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。: W3 R! J+ F2 n" |
God made relatives; Thank God we
: J$ ?9 ~% O3 }* M& }; lcan choose our friends.
, A: ]' V9 ^/ T) d$ M x( p7 a8 P神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ b! C2 C* G, F4 o" D3 m3 d* q0 eWhen two’s * W' u3 O& z6 V0 r8 {5 b
company, three’s the result!
5 {9 l% j6 a" ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" h$ z( S" a$ V! P1 YA dress is like a barbed
$ L9 M# h; v& o: F8 Bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 2 ?* I4 i; Z0 b/ ~, D
view.
$ M* @. Y4 v! e& x5 z6 x6 {7 P服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。9 v7 j) u/ m6 ^5 r, j# K& Q5 h' a
The more you learn, the more you know,
* B; w8 p* E. B( l7 rThe more you know, the more you forget.3 T) ^% A% U, u; v
The more you forget, the less you
/ Z& X+ F Q; b7 R6 H' ?1 cknow. So why bother to learn.6 C8 h" u$ Y( _9 A$ m9 B
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! T5 k$ L1 u! h4 L: p+ _+ N* T为什么学来着 |
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