加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
+ |, d0 c; D' {5 r  s' aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 r" i. r9 C% ESave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
: F9 ^/ i& x- _, i' }要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" l7 T" Q4 ~7 f" X1 b$ {9 X) BLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 O) Y% {3 v# f3 Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! H, a# ^; ^2 z) p1 @6 _9 r; \! NEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( m2 @% g5 R$ x: [The wise
7 [; `1 l+ C4 W, nnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
! L7 S. y5 @: N3 p2 z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( F( P" U' i  u5 I7 g" W( B0 ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 _8 s( i8 p5 j8 D, [many relatives.
5 u! z. t6 T. ^/ ^9 z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 c5 {3 o, D* q# h8 hNever put off the work till
% Z6 J5 u7 I! f" V: utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, b  \) F7 O$ q( iChildren in
. l0 p$ v+ W5 ~2 _2 Dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ ?8 X) v( ~. ?3 Zchildren.
4 ~3 L7 x0 I$ {5 I5 ?1 X# l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
0 i# V/ m* \* s& V: D, ?dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
* i. }% Y5 u8 eThere should be a
) A( ^) ?/ |: bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
. h8 H5 E( z' gmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 s) j8 O4 p$ t1 K. b3 z0 |“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
3 }1 Z5 H/ @4 |3 g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 z' f; V% Q( H2 H6 C“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 u( [- n9 v- OGod made relatives; Thank God we
/ h/ e2 X2 l1 J" Ican choose our friends.
$ U0 m+ V# T! |% f  g% s- y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
5 i2 B- p. D7 ?  i7 kcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ h3 M9 z7 o  n% {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
( h+ z( h- F( b1 s! k9 F/ B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
) q( u# \- _; H4 \0 o; `+ [The more you forget, the less you
, _2 q9 \5 J9 w' F% ~% oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着