加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
9 X0 h- ?& x) X8 x3 e4 v$ ]; h: K6 ^* AMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
& j4 \! N" L# b5 H1 }* t- g# mso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 F& i& u. J7 |% x9 G4 j4 ~Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
9 Z+ V# _4 y- G/ j$ m# l# J9 k7 @要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! o5 E( j: Q* w' b. DLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! f. A" s: {+ D6 RBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) {+ p: }7 F. M7 H7 N2 REvery man should marry. After all,
2 |3 v& A, U& J* Phappiness is not the only thing in life.
; t- ?2 y8 f# E( i9 s, V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
9 z& |* k8 y6 o5 b6 Unever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 B) E* y' c% v( e) [4 JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
7 ]* w  `9 V5 }: C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 x: `9 t6 z, a4 @# r7 QNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 J( S% c8 C8 w6 `) z1 ^) u0 xLove is
0 j, k! r( i& c$ x9 E3 i0 vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 L7 }$ ~# Q- v0 C+ iChildren in
( T) e% F, Q( t+ @backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- J9 [" ], S4 N  n+ D3 {6 ~, U$ B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: s* M$ [7 A  V  f8 A$ ^. ^/ ]“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
* u# I* u1 a2 n1 t! s( sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
5 o  b" k5 N: s# a) E; c. c+ omorning.
( F" Y# S9 G% r  |' v0 n4 c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 `: D7 V) j5 w7 G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
9 r9 T! x* \) o3 v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
1 G: [' }" {- ?工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 J% G2 v- G4 v1 Z2 FWhen two’s
" O$ |( A7 ^  e+ R  Rcompany, three’s the result!
  n& x3 p; n; d! v两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. M" O9 A  M! ?2 A  eA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* _/ _/ Q" q) Dview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  X% I- J2 W8 U$ I/ H3 n1 eThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# d( A2 _4 j, ^+ x9 Vknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着