加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 [$ t. J3 j+ s: I5 _Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
/ C/ j0 r- N0 K3 jso tasty.
+ `+ B/ |7 H9 u* U/ s: z4 N每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 v/ U: q! ?4 {! d& r, xLove the neighbor. But don’t get
9 @' b! i0 S7 |caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ l9 T- i; |$ X0 W9 vBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. K) ]- m9 Z! Y- R% X  U9 B+ stwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% y1 s4 \3 d5 Y9 JThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 G% |. b* N  t0 xotherwise.
+ [. O8 U4 J, [6 j2 n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* i$ L' G+ b9 m7 Y5 Tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 n/ g" {' s) J3 U4 J: U3 [9 |0 O( oLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
( O4 f6 s2 }- P/ s( @  Mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! B/ _% i6 R3 X1 \( W. ?6 jchildren.
! ?3 \' C3 o# c9 E. [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
- T) W/ j( R/ b+ ~dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 K* M# F$ `+ A2 U“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 ]: y1 x7 @: RThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
: e4 V: R) T" j# o应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ h( M: P, @# u8 C" H; d“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
2 }0 b) i, ]2 i* Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 o; Q; s, h" T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* V2 j6 r. Z# G1 s6 O' `* I2 x神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
( ?, a" t1 q7 L3 B3 gcompany, three’s the result!
- a$ U; J* w7 ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: a3 S: c: E7 _" Z5 J! UA dress is like a barbed
) |: r2 ]+ r( o3 X7 F8 mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 v! w( m1 Q/ b/ rview.
! P& r1 V9 l4 e  a" y! K9 h服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! W$ d0 w8 @- o  a# M4 ]# k8 Y* UThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
/ F) e; t* \3 t+ v5 yknow. So why bother to learn.
" f8 n3 k2 p4 t2 p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- X) \2 i3 G" m& b7 d4 u为什么学来着