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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
6 [$ m. _" O/ Z. E! ?/ l0 tMastercard & Visa.4 F& \3 \- a$ u/ n" Y+ G% l8 B) e
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 E" l: x4 P- U3 f4 t" u" T6 TOne should love animals. They are
. `* R, e4 U2 Rso tasty.
8 e6 f# w. Y& D8 n: @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ w& h* J9 u) N6 _4 _% b; {$ i9 \Save water. Shower with your " Q4 T' x; B1 y9 Y+ s2 X
girlfriend./ Y1 a" h9 f2 H
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 I4 v' x# l- Z; R+ @
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 2 o  L1 O$ N1 _! k3 T
caught.
  B$ v; _! \5 j% B6 R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 c( \$ r) Z  _( [2 |
Behind every successful man, there is a - C/ |5 I8 \$ D- @# y+ N( p
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 V: Y) |4 k5 Y. }two.
& {+ Y7 L/ p9 u+ Q0 P1 @% c每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 R# s; ]8 l, J+ g  TEvery man should marry. After all, 0 {# I3 {# g9 u( e2 d  `7 B
happiness is not the only thing in life.5 }5 x7 p, c  [; @) J1 s; |
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 Z. p% ~& ~1 _; s* g$ Q, h, X1 MThe wise   G% h8 o, ~7 A8 f' `, i
never marry, And when they marry they become 8 ^6 m$ b. O+ }0 b0 S* b$ x/ u
otherwise.5 Z8 Z/ t& c. r; ]3 Q1 }2 L2 N5 L/ n
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 S7 @0 ~4 U9 [- d/ HSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 ?4 ~' ^1 f5 I! ~* N1 ]many relatives.5 C+ Y* E  B" Q. H9 Z( i9 e
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# D; c6 Y+ n( ]5 z( J
Never put off the work till
5 l9 }, j/ q# m2 n  J- Q% Wtomorrow what you can put off today.: t0 E5 \! ]& [8 r" T2 q- J% z5 z+ X. {0 }
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。2 b, V$ F9 S4 K4 d. m4 p4 q
Love is
- O0 D6 R* D8 Z  n5 d- m) f. {/ {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" F5 Q9 W8 }/ l) W/ [# d2 ]% H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 v( N7 K& X. i- |9 hChildren in + i2 G. }4 l/ Q5 V1 Y, f( w' c# Y
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause : p7 y6 z, o& x" P# t- T6 }8 l
children.
8 b) @9 ]' ^" Z7 E7 |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: a( Q( x  x* {9 f5 ~3 d1 F. @“Your future depends on your . E- o. U/ W- ]' P- A0 z, a0 o
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( v. ]6 d, R! K& U& B( {. u1 k“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
# [: ?/ n0 G9 J0 c# Z9 yThere should be a
7 O' p4 f9 a1 I. l( Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every - w8 w* r) z7 W9 B
morning.
! P& K" }1 Y4 L  ]# T  ]  {0 J( ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。! S( b6 D. F: ~- ?) C1 S
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 Z$ S$ [2 t( i! X, ]1 wBut why take the risk?& f- Y0 |+ U% N9 e: i5 c  n5 u& {
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 }/ L& h& ?0 s: x4 o' A8 ?1 Z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( C( T7 |+ T: n: G# Z# plook at it for hours!
  y0 o0 z8 T) l" _6 L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 u( n* o0 g+ D# j
God made relatives; Thank God we 3 b) D. D% V* O& Y# U
can choose our friends.
3 P) [. r. W& e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 @5 P7 z( m1 L* O! K* J
When two’s 9 t- I+ Z$ P+ v- m# ?; G: f
company, three’s the result!
2 V! V- d) ?6 n% k4 c: z! t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ x. l* H  k+ o; T% m
A dress is like a barbed ( g0 f0 ]! S4 ~
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ a/ w5 o; `; h. P9 [The more you learn, the more you know, * N' ]# w9 O7 x3 }- K7 Z
The more you know, the more you forget.
2 `$ E  T; c& m+ X- _2 cThe more you forget, the less you
% X) }- n0 O& v( ^. a; _! iknow. So why bother to learn.
/ H- a9 U8 ]2 A! N# t" T/ |) D: ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 0 Y; E  Z, ?  h
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