加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
. n7 s7 @  |, t9 P( r0 QMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
0 r/ g7 r5 B, Z6 }: {% Dgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 A* G  G' _" o8 b) Q+ l" X, etwo.
. |4 k/ [% x+ n, M7 ~0 `) e7 t每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& u0 h8 W9 h+ fThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 o! J" s, r( V* H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. _, E0 x. m( _$ kSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ R! D3 F# ?. sNever put off the work till
3 i# g: z* p3 w$ vtomorrow what you can put off today.
/ W  E6 g- q6 ^; g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 I5 Y+ h& t3 A3 E) _! A" h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* M: z, D- k7 a  NChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( E9 e. L9 S2 d2 F  l8 w7 u“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
# }7 ^. e! l0 }( [7 l% \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* ^; A6 z# @  d% n) ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 z; R* ]8 b1 y9 I1 D努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, O% z$ `& R+ Y' P& f5 Ilook at it for hours!
6 T# G6 |  u1 a5 V3 m& _7 V4 `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 @. a0 F) N3 m0 [/ u4 q' B' f, ?7 gcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
" ?- g, V6 H. Y, [' k& ~8 lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
! ~8 v3 J, |- ~* P4 w1 @fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" |3 H0 k3 T3 G/ q& d) `. e+ n6 kview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
, e4 H% Z4 j" ^* w6 N$ E& OThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; a' ?: F& l8 A9 Tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着