加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
' D, _0 m# g6 D, C8 LMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
* ^' q" r! I$ V. ^, ?- J: _7 y4 Oso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 J4 A7 U2 W  I# o' OSave water. Shower with your
/ D3 U6 K( |% Y' D9 rgirlfriend.
/ V) o: `6 f2 L8 j) g1 x要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
" ^8 |( L) d9 g) P' k, z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 N% p9 b) D; k( O! a% V- e8 H/ WBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 }# w% j. q# U5 P' s: P& `7 x  s6 L- qtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, X/ g! i; {8 f* p% YEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
  r0 [2 h: S2 t: F1 S4 v再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; M& e  K4 z- I1 RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 S) c) J. {  u' ~8 }8 g# Lmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ [2 {8 Q3 e) \* L5 c0 s. INever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  v6 Q8 @3 G0 Q+ u. w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
3 c6 y" l* v: _% S. I- l% w9 L8 Cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" W: t$ }9 A$ AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
0 R5 K, v) X7 ]7 {% q" R8 t“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
* Y  f2 i' T; Z: ?- B9 M, s. r/ DThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# }5 e4 _! v0 G- ^0 c* ^, Fmorning.
, ]' m4 {- r9 Y1 q( l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- v3 S) l. R5 w9 g3 M  t! c- YBut why take the risk?
8 }7 t9 B9 u. A& {# p努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 J- G; r% `; E. e* W" l9 V: H% {look at it for hours!
& j: U: T" N+ i/ l$ ^- t6 X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
* R/ ~% S, I" S+ a* q2 G8 Y  K. ]can choose our friends.
# v" v( T( `$ s: I6 B# ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. Y( ^/ z4 X$ DWhen two’s
- d7 w! h. Q4 k' P$ I- rcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 J6 M* Y7 E* `, L: HA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! m  N( O$ {4 V4 rThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
- V: J5 |/ l5 vThe more you forget, the less you
# A6 k) h( ~. L& ~2 bknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着