加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 ~" {' t. r; h9 }, B5 ~so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; l' g0 h# T2 A( Y5 F  M9 i, oBehind every successful man, there is a
6 b# _# ]+ W$ }+ ^8 N+ B2 o& e6 yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) R0 i+ ?4 V: b+ X. o  I9 S再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# T% G/ C- \6 Y" x: QThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  j1 e# V: D$ f% y" eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
- S7 ^/ K2 U( b: ^many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 f* O+ t: w: W7 xtomorrow what you can put off today.
* z% ~. b# L1 N, W" M2 F+ _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 m8 s2 ]# r6 TLove is
( a& b. i) l" r5 I, v+ r! {! w7 wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 b8 s2 P7 B! ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- E( C$ W+ S# w2 k- Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 ^; p% s% ?: i; ~# e* Y$ y+ x% r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% W' S. E0 e5 Q, T0 ?# w4 A* sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
7 V! t4 H8 e7 }+ B9 Kmorning.
- {: v+ u2 I. d2 L应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 c; B' H$ j( y- s& _) i2 lBut why take the risk?
: u% C6 N; Z' e* N努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% b. F( ?* |9 U* A; b6 ]: s“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* `5 i- K9 S* [' o. U4 ulook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% i5 p8 k* i, c; uGod made relatives; Thank God we
; z% \4 D; i0 w9 M# p8 mcan choose our friends.
1 o  s8 R9 d% ~: l, s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
$ M8 }! s$ Y8 {: Mcompany, three’s the result!
2 q1 |) X" d# T" l2 V& f; T' L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' c+ t3 I) ?0 y7 a% S1 f5 x8 ^2 dA dress is like a barbed
: G" |  A4 {3 \% a6 `fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) ^% v$ N7 a9 |1 Q2 Q) i" Gview.
  y  U# F/ S2 y$ X服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' r8 T$ t0 C6 J/ ]The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% w  N9 x# k0 X* {1 J; tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
; Z4 x# ~: Q: F. h1 J" U4 `为什么学来着