加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
# P$ P( A8 I' W2 E3 W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 J, E1 t8 C7 d; }6 fLove the neighbor. But don’t get
% n4 W, n" [8 @& {6 U% |5 kcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 ]5 s4 M) _, ]5 Y* @Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 y6 J5 o! O, l: }再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& W1 g3 D7 U& D% _The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
' F. F. z3 I, O; q( }' Lotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
  y9 w3 Q' y  t; n6 \1 D0 lmany relatives.
! ~; `" ~4 L/ t9 ?8 T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 q9 V8 w: |2 J0 W9 F! ]/ _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
* W/ q0 f# J0 L9 K' u/ Fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
8 _; P/ J# `; |: \1 n$ A% b4 Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 K9 ?* D' H  K# r“Your future depends on your
0 P3 x8 Z- t6 O( \  wdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 d- H  P9 m7 u$ S& T  a4 mThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 u; A3 a) T" x, a9 ^. Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  }) A" t1 ^7 lBut why take the risk?
7 j" K% L+ |3 U$ O3 Q" o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& m& q% r( l2 u# s0 n“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 Y. X4 J+ i# I) Tlook at it for hours!
' B4 ~5 H2 @  ]3 t7 _( V& t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ ^6 Z& C% ]6 _1 NGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
; r. g6 _8 c4 G6 b  [& l: ?$ g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" m; A3 L+ M/ E, w8 U! RA dress is like a barbed
: p' s; K0 z: _9 `fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" K1 b% ]* {, n% mThe more you learn, the more you know,
" Z! s7 ?: R& b. o; ]The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; |6 s  q2 c! ^- K" dknow. So why bother to learn.
: ^+ _% G* Q* b: {8 j! @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 M4 w2 p8 d9 ]6 o) j1 Y为什么学来着