加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
6 T# N. B/ j, T" dMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 E3 u6 Z8 F' P- G& s; D% {One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
* c  y8 J1 ^7 V6 i* F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
1 r* ~  K3 p$ \- s: F要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ X1 g6 Y- j5 f6 RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 U) v% q0 P/ U1 _7 s2 wcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) h+ K: }( b- y/ T* y& ^. G* r" S  xBehind every successful man, there is a
( d, i+ u$ [. z; f4 @man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 D+ O4 e: i6 j  G  ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. ~7 ?  T5 D5 A$ y) W  SEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 i7 J- i" f5 H" wThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
* Q/ N$ E4 l8 s0 J9 |: yotherwise.
" ^7 Y1 R* F$ f8 M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
4 D. j0 V. s, e  s9 p4 I成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
0 T& x6 Y* H1 v3 xtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! n- D) p- H4 ^* L# [  @2 X2 `Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. {- ]  q4 I8 o" {* B. n# ]爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 s. v$ C0 y+ v' ?Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# Q1 T3 X% C$ Echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- H, ]$ G9 Z+ x“Your future depends on your
& [+ \" I7 c, B+ f7 y$ D( i; Xdreams.” So go to sleep.
( Q. J2 w1 ~1 X6 Z- q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& U3 N6 ^9 d+ T$ m* r/ c$ k/ Rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
) Z) @' e; m# ]+ q( m% L应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 E5 N  h+ z0 n% A# F, y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
& i, J: h( k& L4 u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' K& t) |: V# I3 H) z$ D“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 d4 B! T9 ]6 J- |& v6 p; j" f6 sWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 z$ |7 D' n+ n) b( l9 f& OA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# O+ s0 s/ ~5 h7 fview.
6 e/ G3 ?8 \3 q8 U  u服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, t* l( y$ Z* EThe more you forget, the less you
8 {) j9 ~( A, R$ r" T% Xknow. So why bother to learn.
! o* n  q) f1 X4 y6 p  w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着