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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
1 x0 k; y8 L# i# h, G8 b$ QMastercard & Visa.3 ?$ R, R7 N! `4 d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
1 ]# q. H9 y$ N3 K7 _3 C& T) MOne should love animals. They are
5 Z6 s8 p/ n6 V* M" Zso tasty.
! j- I: [3 z8 U6 z* y0 \1 E+ x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 {3 B$ i" A/ y1 N: N, K' o
Save water. Shower with your % m, N( c. B. i& S
girlfriend.
6 O" u9 v: a9 }! q( {要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 T: c* @" Z5 zLove the neighbor. But don’t get , T3 N' u) l) e$ i' \
caught.
3 E& y3 R2 C# r6 ], D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。% z# _! \. r, A
Behind every successful man, there is a
# P0 V7 v/ Q+ @/ _4 m, ~! Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. Q! \" J  m2 Xtwo.9 k4 q/ z# n) F% l
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 W6 D* G2 ]9 k" X% XEvery man should marry. After all,
% H% u7 W# a: X+ z: Phappiness is not the only thing in life.
" i: A9 E( T, n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- r( ?% W7 M$ ?- B6 G/ kThe wise
9 `" t% D  y# u7 }1 p- @never marry, And when they marry they become
7 h6 \% d" _1 Y4 m* W3 c8 dotherwise.5 N7 D' R* [* M$ P$ m* u7 W* H
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 l$ I7 n5 t( C1 c7 qSuccess is a relative term. It brings so , A1 a0 T- T% o; U; z
many relatives.
* ]0 P7 b; P; @! e2 G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" J/ g2 m, J; [0 M! W$ N, Z" E# h
Never put off the work till
: {% x- K( \7 I" ^' L# n% o  O. Itomorrow what you can put off today.$ g  t0 S, \( q2 ^. d
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; L" x8 C, ]- F) o* Z' s+ s3 ]
Love is 9 F4 H8 E' X2 D: p2 e
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 q: V' S& g* C. `8 ^
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) k- b5 [) `. O% @' rChildren in 2 r1 M5 d* E* A0 Q8 V$ J
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, R& R! u1 j0 A4 R+ p* f2 Mchildren.! B% @$ d3 V' \" U! H
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ r9 r# E- D' y5 o2 _! |
“Your future depends on your
1 \& g& R, A: I) Rdreams.” So go to sleep.
& Y- A# g. ^  P" T( k; h) n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( E2 S% U% @* [$ e/ ~; [
There should be a 7 z# {9 L& J& b0 s
better way to start a day than waking up every 3 q4 C! {( U+ J8 p. {/ _; F& L% B
morning.5 O- K& z7 n. r1 [1 B$ \
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 L- P( P0 D0 {& [“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 6 ^: ^/ Z$ E! ^& [8 ~' K
But why take the risk?# l# U* s- {  ?2 H
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) w( {# S' {) ~2 ^) A$ m  M" C( B* V“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ n  V9 a( D& r/ }$ O8 Dlook at it for hours!% j3 k* x9 i: B. G) S9 B
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。. W9 d" m5 t  `5 ^% m5 x
God made relatives; Thank God we
* Q6 t' ?* p; y0 Tcan choose our friends.
/ V' `+ ~" o. F1 O; {' R- f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ N5 l, Y: \7 {* [When two’s
) H( I9 e( g  acompany, three’s the result!
% g9 T$ t2 p( U1 J4 T* t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# X$ k* h& ?4 J* G1 v
A dress is like a barbed
1 E" e1 g5 P$ V6 afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& ~: @' k: D6 M8 A0 f- \  D! ?view.9 U+ Z" E6 p: u! U  t
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) K% u4 V" {3 j
The more you learn, the more you know,
, F" f: _/ f; AThe more you know, the more you forget.2 Q; @2 _( R6 {+ t, ]
The more you forget, the less you 4 `, s+ N$ l; J; l
know. So why bother to learn.$ l" W4 S) D( m) \( b6 J& |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , E: y. I) O2 ^. d5 O
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