加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- X5 ]2 Y$ L( lOne should love animals. They are
3 Q" t$ T) T. h/ N3 s! p* T4 x/ kso tasty.
/ D3 T8 ^5 D+ F9 ~3 U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 X5 N' `! x, F- F- `! oSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
, c3 L  {( U8 ~6 q* Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% J8 k( e2 }9 z/ p7 Wcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
# l0 X8 t: J: o7 p( m- [9 {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
! Y9 j% k7 i3 e+ s3 I5 Ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
: P1 C, P2 i. ?never marry, And when they marry they become
! g2 A2 o: g( {3 @4 t( Jotherwise.
! ~$ e  A8 M$ p7 S, t( }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
! m, I5 Y9 x8 B2 W/ h0 ?( M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
2 k0 D* J) _* P: {; Htomorrow what you can put off today.
9 ]( T& U7 `6 v) T, T0 G+ m8 J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ l% y; d( ~; q/ V9 ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: b0 W) p6 V- R/ n5 a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ z' }0 W2 t; T! {children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
5 Y2 Q& ?& |+ X4 `dreams.” So go to sleep.
& v* Q; l: f) k5 d' @) R" ~“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 B+ ?& c' i+ q% R* c7 zThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% }4 J' h" W( I7 L“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
# ~8 H) B! c% S! s6 b6 h) _5 I: s2 ~努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* S" \% e5 [8 P& h  a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' r. A# m( b5 xGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* H3 W- J9 F0 L. z2 RWhen two’s
- Y4 e5 h0 }% U8 F9 }company, three’s the result!
2 R! e' n) n* P! [: Q& ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
: I  R# W) K: w8 c5 q5 qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
. {* \% Z' w* x8 V服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
3 r- Y! f9 C& ^know. So why bother to learn.
# `; H$ Q9 ^6 H# n3 B9 ?9 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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