加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
0 P- c, S& O% v9 N9 _$ [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* z- X. i$ e/ X& \* j- f* atwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* `& T+ I' m# k2 m& l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 H9 x1 Q1 O7 \. ]$ bThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
9 ^6 T  C! F+ W/ ^& W, [) O6 Z9 M/ `otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ f- i- S  k" i: ymany relatives.
( R% P+ Q* Z0 {- K) H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) r8 ?' g5 R0 k1 E% eNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
6 t  L; I8 w6 x. B+ s3 B) `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 m6 R& f, E" R' \Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- G2 n5 r7 s0 q3 ~) Y7 d2 t2 q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
+ s! @, D$ M2 e! h# e. s* W“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& h1 h; N' w! d: W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 K4 W' c* B% b5 f“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 D$ q; G" m" H: N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
& q0 k+ y! S% @# L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
) F0 F) u2 O% Q- [' ^8 lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- H7 @% s7 s+ ~/ \view.
) A+ q9 K% ^2 q& I% T) D7 l. w$ ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' O7 t% b) Z) c0 @5 EThe more you know, the more you forget.
. q, M# V+ V- c% v& D% QThe more you forget, the less you
- E: c* C: o% g) f. _) v. oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着