加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
1 f0 G% S1 b0 |9 a0 ~" O: h% u2 H/ Uso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 K+ a& B! z+ Z/ L) m0 D& ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. i& O( [. r, w* z, I3 K4 pBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ a; u+ e8 c5 etwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 f9 U. }3 E1 d7 vEvery man should marry. After all,
& U  G) p4 Y2 V; p1 Phappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
  Y0 ?/ ?" J5 g7 Gotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ b% o2 }1 D( xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 I" {2 y% a  o% y! Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# }) h8 j) h  A6 q! |7 e3 FNever put off the work till
$ d; M! h+ }' C8 Y; s; q7 ~tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' N" b* j" [6 [* H% [( nLove is
# \! P9 V% ~8 v2 r- Ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- c, a% }" f) d9 ?& d) I5 Ichildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- w/ p1 o! T: A“Your future depends on your
/ Q6 A/ V, r6 D* Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
* Z5 T6 c# U5 X$ S% s4 T0 `$ V$ ?6 }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 j! \8 k1 _+ H1 U0 F& emorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) ]/ A6 N8 ~. D( y. l; X7 e0 x. LBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
& }0 E& O0 j- [( r- ?% p1 A; |look at it for hours!
: }7 S9 j0 C+ r7 a% o, W$ r, P0 p工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: u; z* A/ R. `+ _, u- c3 IGod made relatives; Thank God we
; h" }$ P: Z  Y( wcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
8 L& L4 g, g, E/ g  T" G: Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& B) V$ o( N% T$ B% b4 Z4 t6 zview.
9 L( h* i( S0 D7 r( d1 u% o: R服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
& U: T% I; z0 o" lknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着