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Money is not everything. There’s / j, s& \. i4 ?3 [! [
Mastercard & Visa.) X$ U% G. |- l- p( }" t
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。7 Y% j" b; ~6 Q0 x- [
One should love animals. They are , q0 a8 ^$ n! ]4 c
so tasty.; Q! }6 n" t( g8 N
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; M$ |5 ^1 Z Z( r. y ESave water. Shower with your % \ S* }0 b& Y
girlfriend.' G( f( c$ e* H% B
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ T& ?2 T1 i% T/ z" K& B- V: M; dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
9 l6 h% q: N6 zcaught.
7 y- ]1 H9 d1 E! O$ ]% k3 W/ U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, S/ k @. {6 s7 FBehind every successful man, there is a & f# p' M. ^4 v2 Q$ K
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( A1 w+ n% [+ P6 ~% |$ Y$ p) dtwo.
$ [7 N0 d, N9 I8 i, s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( T- c- _2 Q, I t7 `2 r' b5 S
Every man should marry. After all, : ^0 F6 O- p# |9 s; w5 O
happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 T" a2 u& u' ]" s8 V D( `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) g# A+ s' h9 _% c# nThe wise 8 m" K ]5 j5 Z" z0 u3 b
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* q0 G7 z. j' D: I) t8 \; nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
1 J2 J7 d- O' {# `& O k6 ]. Lmany relatives.
( @- P( l, c. Y: h. Y% `2 @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& t- T9 ~, w3 E: m9 \Never put off the work till
6 M: t- X1 M$ C8 stomorrow what you can put off today.7 `( T* q* y( V9 H1 S! j6 a
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& R/ c: g3 ~, A0 t2 m2 {Love is $ [1 D) p S& W, @3 v
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# ^7 W7 z# u: T. A) `* }爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
[- R/ {* G5 g) u/ r' A9 sChildren in
1 [$ A! T) c0 Abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 J; \9 h8 S0 ?+ c* mchildren.
- r, r) T5 s% Y! j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 H, P7 o, R, {' Y# ]$ B! N“Your future depends on your
$ p9 L- `1 O, g# T' ~% _+ s9 ?0 I9 }dreams.” So go to sleep.8 ?! i* H$ f. V7 Y* c
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( q/ t* }! H6 C1 {* G t& ?There should be a
+ }7 Z5 c0 t1 Q% {6 v5 Ebetter way to start a day than waking up every 1 C, g& ^2 W; {! Z* @5 V/ w
morning.
5 }' \1 t" N8 x0 |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。% @& V2 ?# n: `
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 6 F1 N9 J I* c$ b" M4 W! R I
But why take the risk?, ?1 k8 k5 c( O
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 K/ B9 h$ b% R- t' ~
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 i) C" _! l- u0 F. qlook at it for hours!
, k& P5 M7 d1 h8 _. z/ n9 L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。3 m2 X% n6 I) ]" O5 A
God made relatives; Thank God we . i* Y8 Q! y4 [
can choose our friends.
1 ^1 s( M, A6 ^: `; r, E! c8 I神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 o1 w% q# l- |! }. p
When two’s
. K/ O: I$ g$ |5 G4 G- j! \3 _company, three’s the result!- j0 m o1 l: B) r1 {/ y, h4 u
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, J* v3 p, R: vA dress is like a barbed & O6 A E/ w9 K& u" J; J
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 o s8 B) y0 U# ^- Z$ i( q- `view.
8 O5 |$ B( u0 l$ b服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) n O3 k% ?- i5 n& o1 r
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 x j! d0 @+ u; TThe more you know, the more you forget.' O7 ^# h8 w$ K/ c2 f% Y/ p" x
The more you forget, the less you
( e1 L' p# x: p) Uknow. So why bother to learn.4 |2 E. _/ X8 b+ G6 F- F
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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