加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
  X" v( g7 D5 n1 [# V5 P: iMastercard & Visa.
' s- D5 e+ i0 |7 B9 T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# \2 Z3 q) N+ U+ R& SOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
( H& m6 d+ V1 M5 @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# ?" K; p# O* D  \8 Z( lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! S5 J7 ^; ]; `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 }+ Z3 t1 C$ r$ pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
6 ?) n, z4 F' E7 L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 l) k! L  m" x  w/ _Every man should marry. After all,
# v* _/ q7 o7 m. l. ?. @! e- D( ]happiness is not the only thing in life.
' c8 ~( E$ _$ l" e+ U' H2 Y' n6 }$ f" K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) r; B! a5 ^: {  i9 L& ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 i& Q# e% n8 M- Y9 Lmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 O3 J0 x! C7 Q) c不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  h% n1 D: O( r- ALove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: f0 |+ b+ A# i( @3 bChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  m. R% S* w! }, r2 X# e; N' Xchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 E# t- f0 A: h/ ^“Your future depends on your
' ?7 r( r; ^0 }# e, m* m9 b# fdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 S' j/ H" }1 W, Y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 S* P4 F0 \3 gBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% Q0 A8 O2 r6 m) j* B( Y* Z/ v“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 Z; M5 k% I) _/ T* W" [0 y# A1 Mlook at it for hours!
9 {+ d6 A* z) e工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& o  d* Z' L. v: T' mGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
6 Y5 P: @$ P5 l神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ P2 e* i! L" n8 f9 G) Y; n7 h  H4 JWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
  m( b3 V% D* ?" \, [, L9 ?( x两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  {0 e) }7 s# q6 ]3 o) LA dress is like a barbed
' P/ O  I( A& Rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
% X3 S- l+ }4 I: x7 ?1 Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 O. p! f7 d2 F& KThe more you learn, the more you know,
% H1 g+ B' D$ a& w) }$ h& _The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 T  C% X# Q# c% m为什么学来着