加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
6 v8 G5 p( j8 h1 T( v' lMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 L' [; q8 r, k! \6 qgirlfriend.
1 f; W8 Q7 k, R4 G0 ^2 j- N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) E& r# ~- F; pLove the neighbor. But don’t get
* `" L7 n  X/ bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( |6 C+ r+ U( k3 c* o4 d% KBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: W5 k5 D/ u" ?# G6 E每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
3 O  k5 @3 r- k) ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. d2 a3 d2 ?0 v, i, C9 ^0 z' O+ WNever put off the work till
/ d) M% V$ ^5 m# }5 ~6 `tomorrow what you can put off today.
- ?" M& J4 i0 ]" K) A: r- n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; a% ~4 C+ d( a* ]& l9 bLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' G. t) U5 i2 s: G2 p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 X( T# V9 w3 y5 T3 s/ h0 Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ t2 M. g+ V. ]* k+ Q3 C$ l1 ?' a“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 V6 X1 I7 n  S; h+ {“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
# S, s" n6 ^  |) h' ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
4 ?9 o$ Y( }1 emorning.
; C( `- {( U" y6 o5 y. b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
' J  c0 o+ ~9 i0 O4 p努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 |$ y9 o: W+ L8 Z4 R3 s5 a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) t* G0 S5 v/ |God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
( m- r- a1 \/ y( ]1 T6 C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ G5 A. u4 @  B" r# U% P6 @A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. s( T0 o1 I- `( Y: p& X( xview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% y2 f) @3 N$ X- c: K( T) JThe more you learn, the more you know,
- m7 m9 W* `; {$ ^0 d, D9 N8 B; [The more you know, the more you forget.
- f; D: {& U" W8 @6 ?The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
" ~3 v. v( s6 s; u9 H: l3 U学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ D) z! u3 c* f5 G为什么学来着