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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s # {' ~3 f8 l, _- y9 o6 h2 }( a
Mastercard & Visa.
  P' {/ u1 V- V钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ q0 Y# D" N+ n0 A; S' i1 k0 x" m
One should love animals. They are ( E- _! D8 U$ ~, H* p) n$ k
so tasty.
& l& O  A. |# Y1 |# x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! }* Y' S( D! C5 E9 l% A* KSave water. Shower with your
4 b" \/ H6 z6 d" V  zgirlfriend.0 n+ B2 ]; p6 E  s. i
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 x% f' g4 B. m8 \# Q3 dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
- I9 a. P3 ^+ _caught.
$ d1 S3 s5 ^+ `1 I, S4 C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。. ?( X  x! @/ \- U
Behind every successful man, there is a
! y2 `/ K+ K4 w: ^$ M5 P( Bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: c  D' n; H. c9 T% }. \two., O( y! q9 k5 S7 }* m+ _3 j0 E" v
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- ]9 w& Y* B6 [& sEvery man should marry. After all,
1 W* I1 f5 H% X# k  k0 q( Whappiness is not the only thing in life.
" N; j# h% b) b1 L; {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; b5 p4 i" X& g  W5 w
The wise
4 q1 N! j8 l- P/ B* ]never marry, And when they marry they become + c9 T- y1 l4 I" X* i3 x
otherwise.
8 G# T% O7 K- N" p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, L3 w& g* R. f! _9 K# TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so * x; e5 d) V& ?5 e
many relatives.( f: g* @$ n9 y) I9 L" N6 f; v
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。0 y# n7 r" O6 I, Q* p
Never put off the work till 2 S1 z- Y4 q% A
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 l% F* E2 N9 B5 X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。- @" D1 h' M/ Y: ^" X) s
Love is 1 j; }! F1 |  T. P! c* N! r
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( m" X% w. P8 F" E, ~) N; ^/ I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, U3 M+ M( J/ J" h( o' F% d% jChildren in
& [4 m7 a; W+ }+ ~' Obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 V# z- k2 i1 mchildren.& r& x2 e/ q7 X3 u& S% O
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 c6 E! `% l: o; J- u: @# [“Your future depends on your
& B4 E+ T" b# f) z% x+ Mdreams.” So go to sleep.' y4 B# N" Q& G! I, X$ G2 m/ I/ P
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 I: }4 _6 p  @, Q1 _! EThere should be a # M2 c- N* |0 G# ^! l
better way to start a day than waking up every
% M5 P% `0 K9 q" o3 qmorning.4 G! c2 v1 w$ q  `
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- V, G" k# u( f( G, b“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# K2 w9 w0 w- oBut why take the risk?+ j1 E! w- M# d  R
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! Z) \& `$ @# E5 E' f+ y0 f' s
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 a" m8 A5 z- ~1 R2 Zlook at it for hours!; K: y3 P, z3 _- T) t$ L6 ~
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. A6 f. k& n) }* iGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 [) M. G) `/ b" ~: K5 rcan choose our friends.
/ h/ Z" m$ H/ Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ R  h/ ?. d& k0 q" ?
When two’s
! C& P. O0 H  g! [% z  Scompany, three’s the result!5 K  c. B  d2 P- l9 m; x  y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 X% Z9 D6 P7 Y7 R9 m4 OA dress is like a barbed , T0 w- _0 }3 u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 e4 Q. ]4 M7 ?: U) K. gview.
( q- j) P2 \) |; o* g7 `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 l/ d' \9 K1 y0 x0 S, P3 VThe more you learn, the more you know, " E1 A: A" V& C  j0 [2 T
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 F! U/ z( c! K) H$ N- G7 hThe more you forget, the less you
  J  u6 N- f1 Uknow. So why bother to learn.
! v- o1 P& ?' X' l学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, - [0 P3 ~0 G) j& R/ p
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