加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ b+ R4 H) g( j/ h4 l# Q0 d: h2 XSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
, n. [9 F+ l& ]) Z8 n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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" _0 U, ^" f6 x& W2 E0 I6 _3 N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
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two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
6 q3 i3 H; z# V* x" V0 {* a, Thappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 \& y' |# o' F* D7 Z! O6 d4 i再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
4 g, S, t) T9 {) F) V/ H* r' F0 cnever marry, And when they marry they become
2 ?, C4 a3 h/ M% Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( r3 ~% U6 ^" g; I1 `Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
! i$ ]2 a/ p- H: E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 \* @6 P0 |# `: \5 I1 d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* Y8 M( u" g. E% {  R1 t7 LChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
# z2 P8 h$ ?! @4 B! W; @/ C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- o7 ^/ Y1 c1 {9 v& [9 G( ]“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' J' _8 ^: g% T3 L8 s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
- @9 s# Y* C3 b8 R, I3 G* YThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; i: c- |# d6 W/ Q$ i& D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 q1 `8 Z" h. S) @: w$ o0 D+ W  ^“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 G7 J& {1 e, I! @" y3 V: vBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
) q3 O' m: K/ N1 E' k工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
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4 F6 L- ?1 y. T( }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
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# G' B; ^' G2 ?. q3 L6 m4 G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! ?5 Y9 w# {: a/ Y& D% X  aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
! r& B- }" Y, |* t; j9 k1 WThe more you forget, the less you
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 N8 ~6 c' }7 W& t( P# i为什么学来着