加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 y* O* @2 i) VOne should love animals. They are
+ K- X" u3 S- ^' o' ?, c6 Y+ x% s' }so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
( h6 w) J  K+ |" L' ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 d7 |6 \+ I! Y! v' h  t0 B" W6 Xcaught.
$ y0 K  J& h' M9 p- Y# [7 Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
. q# X8 D+ P' a$ x! r* W8 H  |man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. M. P- ~% A  c! Ktwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% `0 ^' y, l' Q2 p; DEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* e- \/ r) t. z/ v$ s" e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 W. Z" T% H- e7 i4 q' ?The wise
, U" y2 g1 |$ B8 ?- x% U1 ^( Xnever marry, And when they marry they become
' N0 _% |4 X# gotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, I( e) o% X6 ]# f- o- ptomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
5 ?. k' t' H2 M% }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, O2 J8 l, I+ i: K1 H. e! wchildren.
2 ^& w4 d; I& @+ y8 K5 U后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' R3 G- K* m, H1 g3 P“Your future depends on your
& F; t/ T6 l* |$ P, q; E8 k; Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
, f3 y( G9 L2 x1 b“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 y8 T! w" R0 t, oBut why take the risk?
3 a8 r% R; y+ T, \- t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) l- n% f- a5 V8 O. l2 D: G: C7 jlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
# P% `  Y8 m# H  Fcan choose our friends.
- N' B$ k6 p2 ]0 c! S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( v6 c& A3 p9 s" {When two’s
2 S6 A9 e) B4 o$ D. u6 Icompany, three’s the result!
1 N  j( w+ I  L! r3 E6 }/ c3 L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
! V% O" a& q# {6 v* {- ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 [0 A5 P* |* P+ i7 b& Y. pThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
/ q" t: E$ I/ d7 [: bknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& n- _! m% |3 F+ w/ J5 Z' Y; {7 Y5 x为什么学来着