加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' Q: p  P0 {) j" F8 L; NOne should love animals. They are
5 h; {2 V0 c$ C1 kso tasty.
9 Z9 l- ~+ N4 |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  C3 p) W) ^) v, h* h1 h' p' W$ jSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
3 V7 L( l2 l6 O- d3 c# O( |要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) J, R1 O7 D# a3 _1 s4 n3 Vcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 N) I) ~% B2 `" ntwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ g. X3 B4 |8 {: _1 YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ a" Q8 u( ~; a' M  ?. Tmany relatives.
" M( u' v$ C- z0 f- J成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 g. d* @8 j+ }1 l7 E) kNever put off the work till
/ d1 L: y' f3 e1 a: O' Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 h1 y) ?! E/ c! W# O  oLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 d, j7 N0 F7 ]) m5 R! ]5 kchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 u4 ?& F& K2 B“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. G* L2 X8 W9 w( UThere should be a
0 ^6 m& F* f$ G# H' |0 R, p. h" Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. _: a( @- \2 [6 I+ S0 ]“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 E) H9 \' h5 l6 x4 d% wBut why take the risk?
9 o# Z7 m. z  F, F: ]5 I  f! {努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! N2 H6 E  b( c$ |9 V3 d- a3 ?look at it for hours!
" j, }/ T$ r. Y8 ?工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 g: L" p4 z/ F7 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
# X. O' f9 X0 V5 C, w- A+ Bcan choose our friends.
0 l% Q/ j+ R) W2 `# ]; a* h# Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 N4 H* ?: n  OWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
: D. s' G2 ?- r: s: n2 W7 |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 w  u7 Y, B3 M" jA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 O9 b* j9 y6 F1 s# V* |5 AThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 g4 e" f) l4 _6 JThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
4 n: v9 y2 p3 j: j1 A8 o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 X* T( @1 E' O# F' i. V9 R! Z为什么学来着