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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
$ a7 Y1 O/ c, j2 W0 X4 k. yMastercard & Visa.4 {) ?1 A1 q8 ?9 n  G1 _
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。! X5 G% R9 o, |: O* A
One should love animals. They are
  u9 g. j; y" H6 |6 T  Q. m  lso tasty.
+ V0 z8 I3 s# l6 I* t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: k6 H9 `! o0 KSave water. Shower with your
: A/ [, L2 v1 V; F6 l' `girlfriend.
% N1 ^& n3 W/ m, `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 f6 h; ?* ~9 \5 W( t) L' ILove the neighbor. But don’t get " B* }5 _8 I9 K7 [$ `! z* J
caught.
. ^5 D# R: g( ]) T% `3 L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 V+ K# H4 ]8 ?" m$ u1 B/ `1 ^! [Behind every successful man, there is a
  {% A1 a. }+ K' P1 e7 M8 cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 6 Z: P4 |$ M/ L% C# V% X5 [
two.
/ H8 N3 b. i. H6 [% n5 k- @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 o' f; |) e. O( B4 U
Every man should marry. After all, ( S+ Y  O+ {  a2 j7 k
happiness is not the only thing in life.# \0 f6 F% e+ _( k8 W7 _* _6 O, v
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 @( t) d' l+ R
The wise " Y. {0 u+ V7 g# @3 J8 ~
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 a( n  L1 x8 ]/ Q3 B$ P( m6 l# qotherwise.  q6 q; d! _/ l
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' m4 c. G) R9 K/ V
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* D' Y. c1 S3 b- {many relatives.
( T+ e4 [, c# T8 U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% W) |6 A6 n; M6 ^
Never put off the work till
, Z6 P; n% M- \' q+ M* _tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 B! O% M! }! y0 n. j; A/ o不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 Z9 Q) F9 U& H$ }5 c6 b& L5 eLove is
& G8 j- }2 j2 s0 v2 I  Vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.- z1 ~- f1 U6 Z* ~5 F
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; a4 o5 x. I, L- R' }Children in & i% o6 H! {! D  l
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) ?0 j. ]  s4 |6 C# ichildren.
5 f/ l8 `5 d  F( ?2 e+ J4 H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 C. A+ N+ _# E" Z0 ]0 p; i“Your future depends on your ! U, a/ Y1 ]( H) j
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# P+ Y* H1 E% @; m6 h3 _6 P“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。' J4 `' [- C, Y3 H
There should be a % F4 g, w5 Z( V" b/ P
better way to start a day than waking up every : i/ h  k  e  `- g
morning.
6 C( R  j1 x) h& ?$ F: a  f' c( `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, u* V% x7 A; P8 h& h“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 7 ^) ]# D; }# u' }9 ]
But why take the risk?
6 m& f( k9 `( S8 r8 J5 {& L* n努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ y$ Y6 f. b" e4 _- \' w% Y( G6 g4 u
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ' r5 r  j' Q  I5 l6 F
look at it for hours!
: H* _9 m( Q5 D! d* a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( N9 f& A" j, n1 e; y6 ?9 X. m/ l/ oGod made relatives; Thank God we 3 W# M+ b6 h8 K7 v8 t) ~
can choose our friends.) Z8 U" ?, N' F
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ d: p# j. @! v3 o) T% H8 D; eWhen two’s - R& f  r* w3 T+ ?4 G! B" l
company, three’s the result!
; V2 ~8 C$ p) I" y1 k& O2 F0 F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 V7 [/ o6 m) D2 E" [1 b3 ]# nA dress is like a barbed 6 X! y0 _; n# [
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ' c  N5 N  P. V: L# c
view.% [  U0 j0 Q/ M1 M
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。; b! @5 p7 v; i3 P1 G% g; h: d
The more you learn, the more you know, ' H! n0 H* k8 ?" Y3 r1 q
The more you know, the more you forget.+ l+ ]8 }+ Y8 M7 e
The more you forget, the less you
9 o9 C8 i. Z& e' W5 l8 Z! dknow. So why bother to learn.6 _) ~& L$ r' k, m! `' I0 z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 0 A# }. Z- J* c0 T- U" H
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