加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  G8 X9 a5 ]. c" l6 \. {要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
2 m6 j0 z/ U1 v+ y( lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- c/ Z/ p+ r! ?" Ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 `/ i4 M# q5 X7 ^( H+ i) T2 S, Uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
& X) M3 Q" t/ r# _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- a1 x2 b7 A! w* w+ CThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
& U# n3 {# x- X6 e. N6 F, e4 `many relatives.
3 q; g9 W: k$ [5 Q/ [9 N: F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ R/ }) }7 Z- s" }+ d4 Z9 O* Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# a$ ]. G* g3 Y* E- LLove is
. F4 ^" k! P8 o7 ^( x" [; xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 q; L1 p+ U: F' j5 B; [  L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ M/ }7 c/ N+ `& R0 N1 \Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
- _7 c# W. t) w( \% CThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
! |. A' h0 M1 \' {' `morning.
& x8 U. W2 X) T: P0 ^- a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
; |: H6 n  J: d1 v; j' Q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) X9 q0 D! D  R3 G/ y* CGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
6 h/ H( M/ u% b5 `4 x两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ U. s- t: r) S# W0 r$ f& _% {) IThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
9 o1 x% ?3 N- N+ Cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着