加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% ~1 n' n' }" @! ~Save water. Shower with your
* h: S+ c. F: q+ [- {: Y# hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% b5 ^& t" V: C! h8 T& ]9 o0 ?3 S! Bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, \( G7 c9 s# CBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) Z% r- r9 Z7 u. ]: ?* d* }& Jtwo.
# }$ U1 X& N' G- ~0 r8 y0 C. J4 n每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
- G% i$ p; H9 a' l. e1 m" h  qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
  G* J5 I3 a, w4 f+ D2 y" \再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 [) I- y$ ?, G$ @, yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( z% n0 W6 x  E, `' t* wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
6 G; a' q. q4 r6 Lmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. C# K8 Q/ ]9 j  V7 sNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% W6 K# B5 O) u3 b) y: _1 ^8 aLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 S) t0 L' N; P7 l' O3 e爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% [3 x5 K) [' s+ d$ n, ~) K* ~Children in
, b9 a. r1 Y0 w/ o7 {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- {+ E, J1 Z8 y  b0 J# Schildren.
% R: v1 a1 B7 i4 a# T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, @% N* v  X5 V' g$ V" d“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 c3 l, Q& L& Z# g& T; A! ~“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 }- m1 K* D8 e- CThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; l7 a: `: g' R3 t9 G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ a/ d% ^" B  f( pBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
5 q' [4 a) j' {4 Y) z7 T% X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
' D6 y5 i- w- g$ I( b8 rcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
) Z5 h- U* c6 H- Xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
0 G5 L$ b" V8 a8 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' ~& `( G  Q" M) G0 BThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- y+ V8 _* v2 @6 n4 L( A为什么学来着