加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
* C9 E0 D& I; B' IMastercard & Visa.
) H: M: W; q' j7 g" G) h0 x( k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
( N* J8 Y! n1 N1 Z  Z2 @& s1 Bso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 S% O' l2 b- t1 E* MSave water. Shower with your
/ U$ @6 z# ]( b/ W+ i5 V+ i  Vgirlfriend.
( e" q9 v# W  r* o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
1 Y2 i, }& I6 E) c9 m' i9 o/ q, _" g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 {2 y  {& v  A4 D  _( H; b' [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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1 q" d& |# l+ U, d+ T% R/ I7 d每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ h% `! d, L. Y- l/ e' G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. Z$ X) p# |2 l; _" h& ?otherwise.
. V2 ?, m, G; m1 l( Z3 w: E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 H/ w8 `5 `9 i! fNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. [. j& {1 \8 k0 O9 AChildren in
; f8 ~. b) i4 M! g9 D$ l+ C+ p  K9 zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. D: j$ `3 O1 E1 ]: V“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( U  R4 `+ X( W. p: R“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' Y' T0 O) E$ L1 TThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% W! h9 M) e/ L+ @+ H“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
, \: M2 d1 w( }) F0 m工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* P+ m4 }% X* R3 Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 @0 I7 o6 i& PA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ V$ h: f( g3 ~. h% \! o5 `) V& Kview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. X2 Y! E* f! a" i/ _8 y% Y* pThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
6 z( x3 e2 |; B  {9 l+ X. B) T, @The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
: x5 ]5 E% [2 J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着