加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
" T  P" [3 O4 E; m: @5 R  PMastercard & Visa.
+ ~: L0 l; _7 K% J7 l' o4 ?  P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. Q% A3 [9 E- Q! e9 @Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, j: T: B1 ]  w4 D% C! ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; U6 {' t! S) j  yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! w7 M& g# Y: Htwo.
. i1 e. Y  a; d% Z  c. i6 ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
, M% J2 p1 X0 R! `9 E! x( ^happiness is not the only thing in life.
* a- Z1 _6 k7 x) B* O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 P" N+ j9 s6 w4 l, yThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
( ?5 z+ u  U- r% P, ^. j, V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 p1 y" Y, ~9 V: Nmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ i+ P+ g# Y/ u7 v$ P# c不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ f' Z6 g2 i/ P5 I& V7 J* B7 pLove is
9 A: C; r) c: }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ l! Z1 T! i  b6 ^3 A7 X8 cChildren in
1 o4 }7 `& V# a/ t2 H" J: _backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 S/ J6 M! g6 c2 a8 I“Your future depends on your
4 ^: s! u6 l& K9 y& U+ pdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 E& ^& K4 `6 E8 u3 n0 M3 RBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% P+ g$ T4 [' ?1 P2 b9 YGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ X- V5 g- B! V4 l8 Q+ K. Gcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
$ }9 ?4 x& Y$ kcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* L* l  f  n! G. ]' x6 i1 U! j2 t4 gA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 u& N, R/ y0 a8 {7 [7 ?view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 `7 u) k7 D; @6 K& V4 G  O+ mThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) R4 n* \( X( N, y. X1 H学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- r9 D) }- \/ [为什么学来着