加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 H4 a  y) g/ U0 q" p% Z' j7 JOne should love animals. They are
: G$ z7 \9 \+ v  Kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 H/ f% M' S4 G& eSave water. Shower with your
& h! V% F$ g$ }: @; Ggirlfriend.
. R1 G% {, d; R) L5 r要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 _* z2 }" g4 _$ N9 N( ~Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* ]% o6 Y. i1 j( Xcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 X0 b- D, ~# d$ dBehind every successful man, there is a
/ \# i6 m& a- M- r- {# Dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 w3 n& ?5 D" {8 qtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 v1 b; ]! i* C) k( ihappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 W( P" \) W% ]再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
& b) N7 s; {% I( s1 t; n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' R! F8 w5 |0 ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
) q  S- y- b" j4 Emany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" ?+ C6 h2 Z4 I- QNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  {* i2 k- G4 V; ?! s' d+ Q' s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- e0 M" c; N% z9 yLove is
, O1 n  J6 t% D8 i3 Z' P8 pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# @- |1 ^6 x- h( Ychildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 t& R/ p9 ~' g“Your future depends on your
- r& `$ {# }/ H" fdreams.” So go to sleep.
1 [, |7 i- X, c; _! F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  @5 O' x! b- \; F( E& I9 _  T( E; yThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. l, y% j4 n$ h% M0 u9 k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 ?/ `% w. d, e5 K5 {: X1 LBut why take the risk?
: f; y8 n9 Q( e' j, L4 R& T7 G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 P4 B  d: s8 E6 v0 B“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 k' a+ w9 ?2 A  \" H* C- n) Xlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  [. W2 @* O6 }* n& HGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
0 u3 c5 q% M& Q5 A" l# Q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
6 \/ u* p7 H9 M) Afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  ]1 Z* `) Z9 c% p$ gview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
: T3 C. G  z& I# AThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% c! b* q  r: S) O4 r为什么学来着