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Money is not everything. There’s
0 Q _9 Y' v' T" g2 p& k# qMastercard & Visa.6 j+ n1 ~, F9 ?9 X' P
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( B% s! O$ d c8 B0 e. r6 yOne should love animals. They are ' M$ A4 D5 M6 N% G' ^
so tasty.
0 Y' o# r( s* j* _% A% V1 j每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" N" I" f$ w) q; `$ VSave water. Shower with your - |! _ K1 U+ W* d0 z$ N( i2 \+ j
girlfriend.
9 c8 F, p" J+ @$ s0 [要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' \- X( Y# [* `9 s/ h
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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2 I9 }5 @% e2 F( F) D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" j! y" v1 \$ o- H
Behind every successful man, there is a
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 |5 U0 j) [; p: bEvery man should marry. After all,
& \7 ~! Y" O7 L2 z7 g& {happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ u0 k5 u1 k8 S( n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 g+ q M9 x3 q# t. E' [" w4 w7 fThe wise ( r' F/ _, j! m# j$ j
never marry, And when they marry they become
8 u! V5 V+ X% F# T+ l# t3 k* ?otherwise.
6 Q# T5 `4 d+ x" Y8 i& `) w聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。) d% `7 p* k' Z) c4 }
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" F7 V% L# {* D* G% U% k# N7 tNever put off the work till ) A1 L M: y& L8 d* C/ Q% |+ O
tomorrow what you can put off today.
; z/ V: i" E$ g$ U3 o7 r7 S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ c: S0 G. }" Q. v- vLove is 3 P7 L" n& P9 O, q' s
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* ?4 t1 U0 v$ K P+ T0 a* E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: T! Z$ ~3 z% \) q6 h1 b& @
Children in * U P( l! T: n" w2 ?
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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3 b* o8 M3 v* |$ n, @5 o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。3 M1 d* h; p# t6 J7 i
“Your future depends on your $ Q) X9 q5 s0 F4 Y$ _2 \
dreams.” So go to sleep.6 ~) l. _& X$ t/ K- X/ m8 n" ]% w
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 Q. n/ D! j. f6 K( [( E3 XThere should be a . \* d& k( o+ m; j# W+ P' B
better way to start a day than waking up every 3 ?) m8 x6 x; w' c
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 N' V6 L' U q/ z, u6 k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* D. K. g% @$ A( \, n' }& xBut why take the risk? s. V* Q p) Z
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。- N* r* g" h# u6 X& ^: A
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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5 T1 W3 R* ]; A) ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( C( ^6 e; N% B0 m/ }$ \5 R7 }God made relatives; Thank God we 6 ?, |$ h4 }5 o5 o2 f- S9 q
can choose our friends.; z& D" E8 R8 j/ Y9 {
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 v% u' N! q) w0 G0 y, AWhen two’s
O! K; F9 Z+ J. d s8 ncompany, three’s the result!
! | {: F: M, R H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 2 \" c: U ]7 |+ K6 i3 v
view.
/ X4 f3 P; s+ C% D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. g+ N( p/ T3 q+ o6 [6 G6 PThe more you learn, the more you know,
( T. o7 ?( r4 z( X% e# SThe more you know, the more you forget.
, v0 U. c7 {* T: ]! AThe more you forget, the less you
" X/ U: K5 T/ b0 c- g3 V3 F, Q) }9 _know. So why bother to learn.
1 W# C( g( B. }; H+ {' ^. \, A学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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