加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( e( z0 t/ q/ y+ m' c' BOne should love animals. They are
/ z1 n( H2 e# O- E' ^' Hso tasty.
# C$ u* O; ?. d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 ]; g; Q4 |4 ?; [; U5 NSave water. Shower with your
0 e# _, _4 |. sgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: O' |8 u0 N+ g  V! e5 e$ ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 S: b" f9 a, q9 U' S* [9 V# M3 iBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 m3 [* I  n+ m) M; v0 x. u9 @two.
+ e1 d! g  V  a每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 A  j3 {( y) J  Y8 W# u. d" q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 ?& a: N* V/ m4 B: \The wise
. f, _/ O/ l3 W+ u, ~never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
0 O8 |1 X3 t, ?) r5 |3 C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
5 C; w0 }2 X  L) E; Mtomorrow what you can put off today.
) R3 v( s1 n% K% I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 s* O# H. c  Z, p) D% vLove is
! }4 h7 T- m6 ^6 }" _# y# r) t5 }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; H# ]: e6 g! ?, ?+ m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" m4 H9 K( c" h  ^Children in
% z% y, L* u$ O" E; x3 H* ?6 nbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
0 ~" R* m- m/ R" W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) Z* {& ]( o0 D& L+ {“Your future depends on your
2 w" Y# M9 k; v6 i& t5 }dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 f9 @- b# w3 ^# D3 h* `3 |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
' t# ~! w- e  Q7 D' o" j9 q' _; ymorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
2 u6 l  |! {7 }7 `! P6 Y' J4 }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! M8 r7 e( s$ FGod made relatives; Thank God we
% [  x1 s5 R$ p% _; I- fcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# a2 r, J8 U' q7 |% ~" |$ a6 IWhen two’s
, [" @2 ?$ X7 e- N, x! ccompany, three’s the result!
$ f  e5 Q8 Z# Z  R: u) K7 e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. U+ @) y- `  ?( o3 {. A( oA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 j, h" j8 k$ K6 E! y) zview.
- p- {4 L/ X1 f$ P服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 _6 K0 x1 @: j: W9 x6 }The more you learn, the more you know,
7 v; {% _3 H- UThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
0 C/ p: j$ [8 c7 n( h1 \7 F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着