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Money is not everything. There’s
* }/ S" u E$ _! B6 w! P" [4 p7 i5 FMastercard & Visa.7 A" e; \* e% M& E" c% X( i
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% x4 J! k) N- y8 V+ w& W& f2 Z1 f, LOne should love animals. They are - `0 _. v4 E% f; `
so tasty.7 Y; o- v" }% G
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ ]' }, H( }' P7 xSave water. Shower with your
! `9 y$ A3 o; b) Mgirlfriend.
! a3 w$ ^- D' q( N& N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。: e8 y! E* }/ y6 q9 P' C) x
Love the neighbor. But don’t get , @6 O: {; n r, `
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- ~+ E+ ]: [8 M( ?
Behind every successful man, there is a 6 l3 y+ m1 o1 V+ F8 {! X; A. l; o5 S
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# Q* L+ J, H) X& d l# {Every man should marry. After all, & w$ l* v7 B, n2 `% m8 u
happiness is not the only thing in life.; R/ B# X9 `- L( b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& E( _7 T' t% D. xThe wise 7 Q1 ]% q2 k1 C! s# c- d" W3 w5 k
never marry, And when they marry they become
, I1 r. i# ?* l$ }% Rotherwise.
# F& U( {' W1 U6 n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。* G8 G9 m2 r8 j4 C* ]
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: {( Z) e9 H* Bmany relatives.
+ ^! d h9 t% ~8 b5 P% ^' |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; y8 R. u1 x e2 Q, JNever put off the work till ; u- t2 m {9 y' l, L
tomorrow what you can put off today.
. |4 y( H# N+ V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ R; y9 R4 u$ B2 g: rLove is
3 Q" y* j1 G k& ?# Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 G% P# u H$ ?+ y! @, a" K t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% b; |% h% b; R4 F- r
Children in
- Z9 i1 G& `8 X' O0 ]2 W' hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" J6 F2 k: K) S6 e$ Rchildren.5 X3 B: r" e; R- F. B* g
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 P4 ~, H T3 \: N2 u, H“Your future depends on your
* \% F* I% X# k) hdreams.” So go to sleep./ ]1 P. d' c. t5 q0 x% t. P
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
h$ h7 J' D# U1 u6 _( E2 v( G3 yThere should be a ! |9 @2 V+ d1 v7 `# D Q
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 p% g+ c' k" U, p: H2 \! W) m
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- s. I* _; U6 U k) z; GBut why take the risk?& W$ K& M1 l. T" G3 n S
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- [1 Z. \, B/ K) L$ j9 K“Work fascinates me.“ I can 5 i8 k* k3 s( d% G& T3 N
look at it for hours!
2 c8 ?+ F4 d+ ~; W4 M工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- Q' B G4 x( gGod made relatives; Thank God we
1 x5 k* U6 x$ F9 l0 ?/ k9 L8 v' Ycan choose our friends.
4 y& M$ @/ @# I% b5 ?' a7 m/ O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 C; L0 N1 V' k% L4 k$ YWhen two’s
' o5 \5 U' r; f( B, }company, three’s the result!
! E% G" r% p* s; K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 t$ A; y5 o3 x' i y7 nA dress is like a barbed % E0 h7 G& k& M
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 6 v9 K3 F4 d! l; M% w4 n3 y2 @
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ R3 P& K$ e& g( G+ lThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 _ I/ ~, F8 \2 }9 W0 xThe more you know, the more you forget.. {& X/ ?* R; [. S
The more you forget, the less you
* r9 b! W' a' @! \7 x0 {8 g6 t! T+ ~know. So why bother to learn.
* E' @$ M; \# C学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ) \5 I2 ]. M: }% v9 ~
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