加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
# q7 m' g7 `8 ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: e, O( P" b. \9 T4 U. \One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
9 b. k0 ^+ J1 P4 b7 i0 H每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& z) q( E7 b' b$ GSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  @% q( P5 b0 A6 }8 T5 c! B: a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 g( N. K& O0 b/ g3 r' T; ^0 f2 W6 oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- T8 K5 B, d( a: \, I, Tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; _" M% {6 f8 {, V8 ]9 utwo.
: m8 U- p* E8 q5 L' U/ M每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
( |1 C7 T4 ~/ i! e# Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
' K; ]1 _/ Z2 f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
9 D- M5 Z% f! G& f" a: tnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 \6 h2 L* ^3 ~. nmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* z* F2 G4 b4 m) Y7 u8 Q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, ?3 @( J0 e$ o- P# F' G) M8 VChildren in
( C8 e. M5 R6 Y7 r7 K8 n1 Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 j; M$ d; J1 _% H$ @" g/ uchildren.
3 }: b, m: R9 u+ c: Q% g- V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
" [# x0 _/ I3 O7 A6 H8 z- B) q4 fdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! x! u$ P$ g. R4 F( L8 n: qThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
  U7 Z, \: z; h/ p应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) z1 Q& F( z' b1 r; [9 D$ i6 lBut why take the risk?
3 K. `  f3 v  p# V努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( e2 {4 f& p. w- |! Z$ b3 Ilook at it for hours!
( l" e3 B. V! w5 [工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: D& F7 c& S. _When two’s
6 N  p! A! G& v# A0 z# W. bcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
4 k: [1 |# B  [. B. `8 yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
  r4 q$ S' v! \' o0 b  D# |The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! i" L2 X! M$ x为什么学来着