加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 B3 G! L( L1 x6 W- \4 k, U5 WMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! R; P5 V' f3 o! G# DOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! |: A% S" x2 tSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
" |4 r4 A0 c! w' P" y5 P  E要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) |* o  h/ w* S$ S2 PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
7 x8 x, E! a! o5 ~7 Kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
  U4 q9 q+ d) n+ ]2 e' C+ SEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
# n, P# T) }; w7 [4 a# K2 Q. J# Inever marry, And when they marry they become
! F- \( N0 b: Q" M. J+ v. Yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
" }1 O' I  Q% F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
: e' e0 v) G* ~9 M5 h. U! g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
' D9 i$ x( y5 r. l  G! v0 a" ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 H2 O3 S+ {4 Q( f8 d5 IChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
7 ]/ k. t5 z$ W9 E) V5 A) c7 k4 s后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
1 \0 u/ T, _. Q8 {* U. w5 udreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
* R# l* v+ o* n5 x" v$ ~" s/ ^9 zmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 |( J4 \: T6 z: f6 w4 x% ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. U% a8 I8 L7 oBut why take the risk?
6 T# S1 f+ r& c; P+ o3 X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 P. g. N; z7 N: r! B“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
- X2 m/ G3 U9 O+ ycan choose our friends.
* P" X6 N+ L" Y; n4 D) u% p神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
% P8 y8 i' y9 j4 ?company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! \. P7 @1 w2 U/ \7 \$ dA dress is like a barbed
% Y- h6 f5 ~2 `fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
$ L; o( o' q% E% w$ I* q: w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' D0 k/ O1 r6 k) sThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
2 W/ I2 W8 D( T, A: L2 f4 wknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着