加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
# I+ G- W5 u0 eso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; x; F* {6 l) |6 s2 OLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
  f$ J% X' p$ ?' XBehind every successful man, there is a
4 N( F1 N7 `- Y7 qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; Z* |$ a6 n8 F9 P, SEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( x! ^4 Z. n7 H# f& l: zThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
8 c3 l7 ^$ f2 m& Ootherwise.
) M5 ~1 ?  a" n$ p& Z5 }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 L8 l# n( v: _3 ]Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 X: L1 c; C- ?8 k6 Hmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  q! Q  \! T3 uNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( L/ O: p' m9 O$ J8 H4 q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& N  `2 P6 F% s8 h' X$ rChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. G; y/ Z# R7 {children.
( W8 F2 `- {. y  A  A2 ], S3 ^* S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( t" x" V+ O; C/ B* Z“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; D  i5 _% i& `; y2 h; @, t“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 W/ h4 H' T2 I; q# e* lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( j4 w9 ?( O" n“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* l6 D0 g4 N- MBut why take the risk?
3 y* v5 K# T3 |努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
, V9 m/ f, j" R工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
3 }4 k# g& N; m; m( a1 E$ m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# v# n9 i( |- `. F0 @8 jWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
) N! N3 S5 B' H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 v3 \2 t% F, Q* b服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' ~' ^. V# Y% C& E, fThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
( F+ ]( ~3 b- C, Q* L* s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着