加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; }4 d7 W0 F. s5 o) J  D& IOne should love animals. They are
3 }8 C- H- e& P# {* }, F0 ~+ \: _so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- H3 n% K4 Q! rSave water. Shower with your
  h9 ?* n, }( l9 Kgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; r3 c& j+ i2 l3 `) dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
, P' B. B% V( s* @1 j6 ecaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ q+ K! \# G! {& `Every man should marry. After all,
- b$ |9 l8 \4 w- d. G  ^1 B7 Xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* B8 t4 r3 Y1 u; K9 \/ p7 TThe wise
$ W; l- Q4 F7 K3 E7 u( Pnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 [* D2 z' y  `* R4 l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
5 Z$ r+ o0 k$ i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 N6 @( H. U2 P; u1 G  i' |$ d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
! ~) D/ J, r/ ~, h8 B$ H1 l& nbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% p6 u, Y) r' Rchildren.
% ^3 [; r" T1 n* Z7 [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) Q4 i- o3 {4 Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
- P- ~- r" k$ _4 ^1 |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; D! Q. J  Y# p1 i6 Y2 IBut why take the risk?
! O) q, ~7 ^' |努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
9 n) z! P) Y& X9 `. y, N3 B) Y; P  }can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! v1 n( _' P6 @4 aWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 ?5 Q, c2 N8 v! ZA dress is like a barbed
* U( Y& p5 f" C% b! U. ^' u0 M! ~fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 Z8 S2 J7 v9 XThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ u, I+ K8 l$ X9 ]& P# }% dThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
3 M- R1 v7 v5 L+ ~6 sknow. So why bother to learn.
# [9 v, e. P0 g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( S8 L( C  o- K$ ^% r; w为什么学来着