加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
& \- Y1 R- m3 s& yMastercard & Visa.
$ h' a8 _; Y4 [( C钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
3 r% a3 h. \/ S. x9 ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
7 K. b& y. [* O9 k3 K' ]4 |; y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' a0 U* a; v7 S% i, |6 xLove the neighbor. But don’t get
) M8 n2 C* Y  S: k3 k1 Pcaught.
8 s6 O& v) t' C8 h$ [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! t  \* P/ k% g2 o& R& Z" O2 H2 \  itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
: i$ |, z( s1 J" B# Q6 v  u- h; ^再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: b5 q; [; X- [' MThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, F. Y6 W2 Q8 G6 M# Y) SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
" B: }2 a5 ~4 q; C* f) j, Smany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) H: s" ?; |& U8 H2 n+ {Never put off the work till
. g, v, X9 i7 }( ctomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 w2 [% a4 ^. Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 m. J( Z) B! A% v: W+ ?* K# F9 ?5 Ochildren.
+ e; i  P* X/ d  |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 f3 S% c( I; }! m: [5 X9 d( G“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! X& z" {; T+ K7 Q1 Y1 i* }/ JThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
+ ]8 J6 E9 e% D+ V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ C% h$ @7 {" [4 q* w: d3 @; IBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 Y+ Z# e5 u8 E' P0 z* h6 Tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! f# o0 Y8 i0 Y, Q$ xWhen two’s
$ Y* ~- N- F/ zcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! i9 e& e% h# b9 _. F: kA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! m: z9 d8 Q) ]$ N+ a% g6 i4 H. Bview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: H; e! N* e+ p2 S" I8 ^, y8 `The more you learn, the more you know,
! a( z7 x! w. v2 s/ FThe more you know, the more you forget.
9 {/ K9 H3 A/ D! ]5 jThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 o4 I( Q; `' |7 g. A. P* _9 Z为什么学来着