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Money is not everything. There’s
7 \8 N+ j$ v! s0 Y3 U' ^- \+ X2 YMastercard & Visa.1 C* L/ d2 H6 J# K2 N5 K3 h% m; ?
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! i$ X( Q5 w. A* i& ?% N8 K& A: z1 ^One should love animals. They are $ Y% K" I& i" j$ S2 Y: s4 C( v
so tasty.7 @ {# Y. A1 h; k. ]. a5 ]
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ d2 x1 _- n- c1 l! X9 zSave water. Shower with your 6 S% b4 `4 q$ j* u, Z
girlfriend.
+ h. @6 |+ N6 ]# A- H2 ~要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。% X5 W5 e" c/ u& N/ E
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 H& T( F- u+ U" Icaught.
4 m: a, T4 [$ \: ~2 S$ D4 m" c1 }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! s+ s9 W$ n1 G* F3 q/ ABehind every successful man, there is a $ j! X+ L( O3 E T A
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 2 z8 j3 w8 o* C
two.5 Y7 q4 X% L* B( O# G. I
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 v% \7 ~. i0 [: j9 b8 r4 H% W% ^
Every man should marry. After all,
8 U ~( p$ g& ?! r$ r/ Xhappiness is not the only thing in life.# h" d- i4 n# y9 F9 `$ S& I0 n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" g$ @- `& s& CThe wise
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otherwise.
/ @$ O; |. p* S聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! K' u/ S9 B# oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so : r, ?0 j$ j% ]
many relatives.! I9 ]7 i9 K; Z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。* u o& o" \& k: M) _
Never put off the work till
0 M( e! z8 j# `) s5 ^- x z. Itomorrow what you can put off today.2 m% k: j; |1 ?/ E
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, a, |) }, a f9 j
Love is
) D/ F2 d4 Z4 g1 D3 A/ ]3 vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ T" ?8 d5 B& x$ P1 G; t% G- B爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 {& E! s- X3 |
Children in 8 r: U( c) j! ?& a, _
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause . A2 W5 O4 @1 ~
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。/ z# u# p _# `6 M4 T: W
“Your future depends on your
) z3 l$ a- I: x5 v$ ~6 Sdreams.” So go to sleep.
4 _9 E* t4 {& q8 i“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 Z, _4 l ]$ c1 J* n0 [3 `There should be a
6 M9 B) m& O' U, Z9 [, q. C0 ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
( j! f2 R4 M+ b& j7 Tmorning.
/ g% b4 K# ^9 r, G+ N. c% b; a7 x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* ~/ g* P1 D' L0 B6 b% l“Hard work never killed anybody.“
V+ B" ~- t2 j% _9 A4 yBut why take the risk?, Q9 q6 l! g" b) }, M6 p0 h
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) c( R- R4 [# P1 \
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 H+ p! |* K# S& H* N4 T' h' W# b: L! z* `look at it for hours!
4 ?4 n1 C% U! L1 _7 h3 G工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 X, f7 l! m- Q. u' I9 H& U1 dGod made relatives; Thank God we 1 y3 `/ D, }# M" h; e
can choose our friends.
5 a! h) A5 Y; O ~( W/ b) ]) {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。6 |0 p8 Q2 V! ^1 \" {
When two’s
. H$ s W; U+ E2 {company, three’s the result!4 p) [5 W! R3 w3 p, B' B; K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 y: d4 x# Z8 u& h+ h, `$ \& N- a+ GA dress is like a barbed
- l' Q% U# U9 y2 H; K) Pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 [# U# {- F3 R$ kview.
8 P! {4 }' w& `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) y. I q: ~& w# e+ ?The more you learn, the more you know, % A8 o! y0 L5 K9 E) f! _! t* r
The more you know, the more you forget.
1 w7 u6 h1 s+ ^& tThe more you forget, the less you 6 l& h7 H* [' T# T
know. So why bother to learn.- M7 s7 ]* k% L/ y3 j y: s7 v( Q
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , s$ a, ?" B5 ~& y0 r" ^8 _
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