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Money is not everything. There’s ; w0 u' w8 l! B% K+ D6 |
Mastercard & Visa.
- L5 ]. L& [! f7 ]! V6 o. u% |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 I; I9 }3 `4 Z$ S+ {One should love animals. They are 9 ^+ Y; V7 \8 d. W. t1 {) N0 u# r
so tasty.
8 _1 X& G8 m" N$ H/ I" b每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 ]( m1 u, \$ @- D7 s* u
Save water. Shower with your % a7 N6 J5 S" O$ A
girlfriend.
& o5 |' y, P2 A/ ~9 K5 _* H2 @/ \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 v, ~& M3 X, ELove the neighbor. But don’t get
* x" Q% z, W: P5 `, q+ t Lcaught.
' \' h4 N2 o$ ^/ D K7 |1 K0 s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 C1 X& E v' m& C+ u2 hBehind every successful man, there is a
. l7 V% H/ c9 O0 Y$ S) ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are : G% V) d2 v$ H6 T' R
two.
$ t# ?; T* b0 \: [$ V8 X! \每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. ?) Q4 ]$ s1 w- q" C( g3 M4 C
Every man should marry. After all,
+ L: R* a0 F4 [2 V' d6 j( Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.# {# M* o* o {$ J
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" E8 T6 w3 O5 C8 I% A0 Q6 p; zThe wise
: M& V2 v( @/ S& P( Y" A! v2 Gnever marry, And when they marry they become 7 ?6 P% Z- ~$ R" u6 ~$ [
otherwise.% m4 c' b- S& x) n( ?% M: N+ r
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& d* A, h8 ^# {" s2 J c+ W
Success is a relative term. It brings so
1 s1 X2 b7 t' l6 z( b# D( emany relatives.: N2 w, d" T# n# ?0 A4 C1 S J
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。0 k- g3 J- Y4 l! l
Never put off the work till
$ C# K: Z: v0 W6 Y* I- E) Ztomorrow what you can put off today.
3 c3 O6 f7 G. c/ j; L( i$ S1 G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* @+ m8 {0 ?& w4 j7 L4 E0 N% l; dLove is
2 |9 [- {! H9 h8 m7 ^" fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 ^) d1 {6 c; ?3 c" |. b爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。+ Q/ S: r9 c& A
Children in
& ?0 K) Z2 q6 ]" F* g+ t7 `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause % n0 n) H5 K* ?
children.8 d$ O% p0 t$ t3 o$ N2 T' |
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ s1 Z" I7 e% R* q/ Q“Your future depends on your
+ F4 @$ q+ K2 c0 ddreams.” So go to sleep.# E1 ^5 e+ P" `$ Z( r" O8 p( R3 l, C
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。3 G# F0 o/ ?. K2 J# b) |# d9 r" G* J9 B* R
There should be a
& ?( h2 U- A9 \; I. abetter way to start a day than waking up every 9 K8 S# S0 `; v
morning.7 ]/ a1 W3 {' T% z% L" r# ^/ y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。9 K8 T: B7 g t9 V Z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 O; ^6 e4 ~8 ABut why take the risk?3 e: U! G1 s) B) [) C5 {! ^
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 ]" l: V j8 B1 y- b; m
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 W, U- G2 m* w2 S+ slook at it for hours!
& i; c4 j6 p& Z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 l2 r8 k2 U4 J8 BGod made relatives; Thank God we : ~5 j1 Z8 `) u' a! B
can choose our friends.# l+ e5 \0 t6 F9 q* u B5 P
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ L6 ]* \5 S$ E( ]/ J# m$ v5 ~When two’s
6 m7 H5 ?; `# V' m: Kcompany, three’s the result!
$ _ ]8 x/ F6 N! V9 f/ S* s L8 d两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" p* ^' h5 A$ e- x
A dress is like a barbed
! i# G+ ]9 O8 u8 Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 I9 l+ I% O6 C: A, H& q" g6 Gview.
* Y# ?8 J$ ?) k8 [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' S! i+ v% K! jThe more you learn, the more you know, + J3 h- [" F- @0 w5 r, D) @) }- C
The more you know, the more you forget.
* g) }4 A' m _' _1 [) ^; N0 S$ IThe more you forget, the less you
* n/ n+ ]: u, s" Aknow. So why bother to learn.
/ v' N: e8 j" M' {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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