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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
0 W! ~$ s3 d9 b6 j' H/ |Mastercard & Visa.: N4 T1 q8 S& R, C; V
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 [0 z3 W# c& m( COne should love animals. They are
0 {, N& C7 f: T+ x. q0 t- ?so tasty.7 a; M/ `* v9 w8 v. M/ c, Q
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 q; V: T) H2 YSave water. Shower with your ( X6 Y# z, M. I: l+ X( o( a
girlfriend.
$ D8 W0 b7 P$ f& Z; C& [2 c% [9 r% r要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- y' `, m7 s8 \' V* D& \Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' N( `0 I; n0 J2 K) Z; s/ q( Ncaught.( A/ G) H* ?, F- i! ^& P6 H
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, @- U4 Q+ ]6 @6 {5 e
Behind every successful man, there is a
. N1 C: v2 Y9 uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + r0 j+ i, K" `7 E" h0 _. J
two.
# w; p- q  b7 d8 m& H每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。: d+ a, ~0 V4 Y7 H
Every man should marry. After all,
. {! n: p& J) m6 h0 W3 nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
% ~0 \. O4 ], O& @9 @- g3 W7 ~1 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 }( }; q+ ]% e. L/ ^* v, j& G1 GThe wise
7 b0 v1 X7 [. R& B4 }/ \' ~never marry, And when they marry they become ; K, g& N( E2 }; q7 j5 b
otherwise.
- _4 P& J# s( E: M8 z6 ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! X9 X5 j% X: h5 OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
5 m/ [6 ]: \& i8 F- @* {" h4 L8 y+ ^3 nmany relatives.
5 H3 i- f, m: C0 T+ i/ s. m5 o/ }成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ H" I" S, H9 ^( p8 ], \
Never put off the work till ! \2 b- q" n. a* {, g+ Z
tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 X- [" y- c* j- X3 n. w5 T% R& a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。8 t8 g9 \$ h, E0 N1 n8 f0 G& m6 I
Love is , a2 w# ^- b$ F9 Q3 P. c4 Q
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( v+ r2 t- v6 E& s6 i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 g! K& R  T9 |: O) M/ T' W
Children in
) W9 i; u% W9 Q4 X4 D% k& qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! ^; E2 w9 P- Y/ e" f* @. N1 _children.
7 J2 V& U2 t/ L0 ?3 K$ z3 {8 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( i% W2 n; V: F& b2 g
“Your future depends on your 4 \* e6 h+ S1 l  v
dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 \3 G9 i) B; ~3 h6 I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。4 _0 E# V, T$ {; P; I: a7 J
There should be a - K1 E9 f4 t. u% {1 M
better way to start a day than waking up every " |3 c0 V" V* p; H! C
morning.2 U9 d3 m( B9 E* w
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 `& V" @' j$ E“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& J' n) t# l$ U- [7 V& Z2 wBut why take the risk?' I0 L1 a% e/ k4 O( a7 f: \' H
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。8 p) l* D9 K- z- ?
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 O5 ^1 `5 |7 F: Ylook at it for hours!/ F0 U! g# V. E1 Y% Y
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* m- K5 o% P% p2 G9 Y1 g
God made relatives; Thank God we
7 |8 m) X$ ]0 ~4 @& t* ?  bcan choose our friends.
: |8 H& m, Z7 z4 h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% L* ^3 b; a+ O5 \/ h9 rWhen two’s & J6 U# |2 V7 F* r7 |6 I( g
company, three’s the result!
3 t4 v+ K2 o5 O两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!& {" O5 k" l' v, t: M; i
A dress is like a barbed
( O- h0 W" N8 e* Afence. It protects the premises without restricting the 2 n/ J( G# v% M/ j2 c+ Z% {  E, f3 [" v
view.
4 i; v. u" i) g. ]5 U; v( c服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# N, y  [8 D: d* ^
The more you learn, the more you know,
! Y$ t" {% O, J, G* iThe more you know, the more you forget.7 s& j2 L% e( \' N% ^: w7 H3 U
The more you forget, the less you . {+ c/ {$ g% R; i" I* `7 |
know. So why bother to learn.
$ B* c4 `  a9 t- Y2 t+ Y  ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' b& M6 `% e% c, E/ ~, z为什么学来着
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