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Money is not everything. There’s
/ Y# R3 z! q. KMastercard & Visa.
: R2 V( G O+ ^- j钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 O/ B7 Z$ e& ^3 X( b- D7 sOne should love animals. They are
$ h. n* L+ s7 K+ m+ z$ `0 `so tasty.
6 m* I( \5 V" z6 G. r每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' ?0 t# Y" J' p; P; ~
Save water. Shower with your
6 }$ r. o1 j- {5 r7 ]7 Bgirlfriend.6 p9 `( k8 r: a2 O7 @0 o( A
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# h* h C( Y3 w0 h0 _: @+ ~
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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4 D& [" H# H! }! o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; d; z8 z' M; Q- D
Behind every successful man, there is a
7 b/ U; _/ @1 ]5 t {8 Eman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & r& S% S* t" ^1 e
two.
8 B3 x9 r. w$ ?; _. x每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- ]% F$ `4 }6 a+ e9 {- g1 \Every man should marry. After all, 5 G4 s. H3 M. o+ b( Q
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ I9 M- a* d& o8 f& Q$ l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。& o6 c" N; U1 q
The wise
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4 S1 S6 V* D( _0 N- Q. Motherwise.
) o# G" E) ?4 r& o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 s( y& o9 I# n: {8 m; PSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 2 D/ E% W4 Q- ~8 u
many relatives.( u1 K+ G1 W! y
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ {/ n% }% O0 J
Never put off the work till
- T, Q* n5 q8 T7 c) t& gtomorrow what you can put off today.
! |/ L/ X# b, J9 Z: m& H不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。4 q+ e; c5 P N
Love is * A( v. T9 c% \) E6 b6 Z! `
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 `9 s* c8 l" D9 i! V爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" p' ?& @/ c/ A# b o
Children in
M' Q, R7 u5 o z1 b$ D: B; ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. `' v6 l/ b* ?! mchildren.0 m- A _4 i+ K( g0 V9 H b0 L1 h( ]
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。' F& Y6 Y% f7 t% ^! h
“Your future depends on your . L- v4 W' Q- a' }
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 i8 F% t @( ~, R+ |* [5 r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
F# Y( C4 S3 L0 u- b; X: OThere should be a
0 _' V" b( R1 F* @' pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. h; Z5 A9 L" z! _2 o“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( D2 }' D" ^/ p P2 \1 ^9 LBut why take the risk?( N- X9 S; M& v* Q V d. B/ [
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 }2 b' q! s/ n+ i! `“Work fascinates me.“ I can - @4 b1 O+ D3 g/ G
look at it for hours!7 K, ~+ q* v$ ]+ h+ J0 d- j3 G
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。4 K% j9 m. T. g. h2 S1 f4 C/ O/ s
God made relatives; Thank God we # c b! Y$ V2 a+ Q k
can choose our friends.' \6 V% B- S c6 Z
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ i1 [3 l+ F- b8 Y, q2 }
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 d& ]. W; g8 T+ E7 X+ p! E
A dress is like a barbed 9 p6 {' w0 |" v5 D: k8 S
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ) q$ Y% Y9 ]& w% J
view.
3 x* M) ^! J% M! j% {! j( T1 y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# Z% w' t& o4 H( g- L5 Y! u) l
The more you learn, the more you know,
3 d6 m9 g+ H# }& G2 SThe more you know, the more you forget.+ h3 m. m; b7 T; J" w
The more you forget, the less you
; n% k! \5 m- h' I6 ^0 C: N: gknow. So why bother to learn.
* v! ~7 |6 Z5 i& w% w4 z: w0 \学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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