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Money is not everything. There’s
* U- {% H8 L$ ~, d. @, C, TMastercard & Visa.
e( J6 l3 _% L- f( K+ z5 k8 N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, W: v) ]3 O0 Q/ {One should love animals. They are
0 A, [: m3 V- O4 d7 I' b6 W! l/ |, Pso tasty.
; I1 r/ @: S( _+ M4 {. |; U% ]* ?, z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# l" Q+ \( u& L, u" KSave water. Shower with your $ J0 V$ k1 p7 q" m! _
girlfriend.) R h5 `0 e9 T$ S
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。8 O3 J% O; }* q3 W4 t @1 V
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。/ F7 o4 q0 c7 i' J$ w$ ^3 Z
Behind every successful man, there is a
9 k; J& ]# s/ V4 W. ]2 Aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 u- A/ \0 i3 x$ Q& A, @Every man should marry. After all,
' d; O5 V: A- P0 A2 i5 ?, bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 f( x/ i) T3 v/ a/ l, R3 ]. q! A8 f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。* f0 U0 E* E# `# w! y5 c
The wise
9 ^# y2 l- m8 B& l. Y) X; ]# wnever marry, And when they marry they become 5 Z6 e, @9 H/ J/ P# b9 ^
otherwise.
# Z4 {6 P: @6 c4 v- I2 y6 }, U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 B$ s9 P" h4 r6 ]$ C- p$ P. ^
Success is a relative term. It brings so # {$ b G' N; @- X' s7 `. i; k5 z/ E
many relatives.
7 }9 X, [% H1 K) ~# e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 `% ? T- ?: E7 N' oNever put off the work till
5 h% T. Z8 v* x3 K; B8 r# r# F) ptomorrow what you can put off today.1 [/ K& c" K4 N7 S6 ]5 D
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, u( G* J# E5 _2 m6 L
Love is
3 a7 z( R& W4 i, Q. W: t9 z6 hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ C' f' L6 \& H9 A/ s1 H" l# ^
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ s6 L O; V3 M$ F: V. UChildren in
8 H% a9 g- {7 L# Y/ f1 H! j) g2 dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; `5 e" w9 ]: Z- @children.
/ {$ E- E+ ~/ k5 j& Q9 y `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( N4 `* T, R) t) ^0 f( W% @“Your future depends on your 8 ~% r, |& K7 _3 ?& e
dreams.” So go to sleep.$ k4 p0 C5 |2 }7 A* z( y* U/ U
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 n, L7 V" B$ V+ i6 V7 o, n* ?There should be a 0 R/ G8 n0 y! s; t7 ?
better way to start a day than waking up every
v9 C1 g5 B) M5 e7 h% h9 g" I& Imorning.( @; G: C6 i5 _& n) K- I
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: T- Y2 m4 v$ Q. T: u
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 ~3 u) y" G, v$ s) e/ rBut why take the risk?
6 B9 r0 T3 d- I! j" [$ u* b# ^( h6 h努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- y% w/ I4 p' ~: K- `1 u“Work fascinates me.“ I can , O* Z$ H; W% x9 h! ^5 N* G/ u
look at it for hours!9 D! x* e! F6 m3 H2 ]. s) {: m8 f
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& z2 H# X/ @ e; w
God made relatives; Thank God we ! S+ G+ F9 P- e2 \2 l! E& s1 {6 t
can choose our friends.* T' g0 f# V8 v1 q# b4 D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
: U# e$ U9 y! R* Q) g E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!8 `0 _& f8 ~3 g i0 [, _+ k: ~3 x
A dress is like a barbed
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view.2 f# B; m$ j+ _% T+ X- ^
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。4 a, d8 q; X+ W0 I7 x# b7 q( b. a
The more you learn, the more you know,
; m7 Q5 V; T1 M" p0 EThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 Q- r* W! g ZThe more you forget, the less you
5 S2 H4 \& V$ _, c' ~know. So why bother to learn.# T" O" G c, e/ W5 l
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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