加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* G$ A6 @" T% _/ G* s9 GOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ Q, |  o" D! gSave water. Shower with your
) a9 g% B9 @8 d: B: t7 |3 hgirlfriend.
# a  O4 q% f; R" H2 _( H9 t8 P( C4 x/ G要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 |% E% N0 y- GLove the neighbor. But don’t get
6 w5 q8 e, u: z1 q# @5 U0 ?* _caught.
1 u; G2 ~$ C+ c9 e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% v% J2 ^  d( LBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* f: k* S  l% t9 V* F0 Etwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
9 Y) Q4 {8 D3 @0 shappiness is not the only thing in life.
6 t4 X! U( S4 h* h7 }7 P5 m! K, W/ V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ q+ _. i: ]8 ]" s, _, u6 r. ^& y/ @7 xotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% O' R( u: W( u- w% GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
; @. h; q7 r8 Tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% O! M/ D5 d+ d! o5 y: JNever put off the work till
# A% t3 P1 S4 e6 r+ Q; _tomorrow what you can put off today.
. A3 K, i2 q" a4 J  d  i# y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' Z; M1 X6 z/ n' b  zLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! T9 U# j0 ]$ ^; R* bChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( X* l4 \8 E# }8 l( }  ?children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 ?3 x7 j7 y+ w/ K1 c6 Z- J! UThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
. }/ e# T2 t+ K, J- M6 X8 e3 ]/ ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
& W. J" c- R- x( q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% X6 V3 G: m- h) m) M3 \: Wlook at it for hours!
% ~) l; {" p3 ~! i4 E- Y; x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' F. Q7 h/ d2 `, X- K7 D( O5 h, Q$ zGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
" U- w3 n% z& \  Y7 |  _神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ j" N' f# F5 k& O3 e% Xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ I7 Q6 s+ E* G0 wview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
- G( H/ e0 t1 {$ o; t) v3 q" jThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 @2 d/ Z: {; i为什么学来着