加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 r6 S- }0 m) E' `4 m% ?. }Save water. Shower with your
) S) _! C9 U! Kgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ n5 }# @; ?$ R* ?  v- bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
, `) O" v/ S( kcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% W" \1 _+ ~6 g. [Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 T" K' a5 p/ {Every man should marry. After all,
5 c$ D/ D4 q  ^5 S( i3 p& }7 _) ]happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* s; C2 h! k% q! i+ h5 L0 O" bnever marry, And when they marry they become
6 e) t& W, H; T1 ?% E3 R2 Lotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
: M3 Z3 R3 _* F) V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
* h+ J, x& C! g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# `5 t9 e" T2 n: o% [" s  p6 {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( z- Q5 F5 a( _+ M; h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ c' V  B0 w9 k! f$ V) G+ Q( _# Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
# g1 S  {/ l% r; a( J: G3 g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' d& B5 r* A3 K. c, z/ Y  p“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 Y' M( r* D, b; k3 C3 H“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
! c  G. X1 z1 B. ~" a. I+ H6 |morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- v# o" l2 ?( o, N% V- I) f0 F“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ F# p8 y8 a3 L2 Z3 @But why take the risk?
) c) S9 B+ L  T' H: U4 B# z8 n% o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' }' |9 h6 q, C% Plook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- x5 q) x& M1 T; f0 \( ~When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
" b5 h0 x1 X- {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
6 O0 H* \  \: k, ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
- X9 K, T" p* m5 S  `5 v. kThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 s( u; q3 i8 s# XThe more you forget, the less you
2 q0 M- ]3 t% o5 W( N# O8 A% vknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, r4 ^1 Q4 {5 y9 s2 s+ t为什么学来着