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Money is not everything. There’s
2 L; ]1 b/ s: R2 s/ \; Q8 jMastercard & Visa.$ e9 N" d8 V# ]* z
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* Q; L! L) D# M" Y6 _. KOne should love animals. They are
- H' N9 `2 e1 `" jso tasty.
d. b$ y, y W/ H# `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% O/ G8 F4 ], ~# {( Y8 J& XSave water. Shower with your
. ]! \# z, c8 Hgirlfriend.
: E8 O" P9 A7 t# L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。3 W) T9 ^. ?; a k$ E+ F: p
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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, E0 ], T- C3 k/ d6 [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ e" A2 D/ q; a6 r: P. d0 ABehind every successful man, there is a ( Z$ W. U% e& Q" T& C
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 4 k5 X" I5 x$ N' m
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( i$ J, a, Z% iEvery man should marry. After all,
7 o5 a" {& |; Y/ }/ X% \9 Fhappiness is not the only thing in life.3 a! `! e# R' y K) v; X3 H
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 L/ O& E4 i6 a G% nThe wise
( ~1 B% D1 v2 C& nnever marry, And when they marry they become
/ T5 w" H& J% f4 t$ n3 Motherwise.4 G% C& f4 r+ H- ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。* C2 f9 Y# b% K0 X$ q9 L
Success is a relative term. It brings so ; ?& G9 [7 d: w
many relatives.
8 h7 V1 G, P% n& K* c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& I' S! ~3 F( L) V
Never put off the work till
( f; x& G* |8 q4 y' N7 ftomorrow what you can put off today.9 H6 g) B8 Z, D0 Q2 {" I
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- d0 b: _0 V! d/ O7 b) sLove is 3 K) u0 f( d1 h" ^6 V9 c2 {
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 ^' F9 U/ z% a# @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 E- @3 t7 I6 a! l
Children in $ O' p2 b$ }4 z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 ~- x+ l& X. v" w
children.1 s1 X* p9 _6 `
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 W4 \/ v4 x6 S7 ~; Y& n“Your future depends on your
+ H; p4 e+ I- G" h. Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
" C3 P/ y! h7 |7 }+ R- u% E: l“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。! }5 ^1 ^* `$ P* R) u) T) U: j: C
There should be a ) M+ t$ s# w+ k! K
better way to start a day than waking up every
4 L0 m$ }! v5 W/ d4 n: b) ?* W6 }morning.
+ K( _. e7 u$ k( \0 \- n& I; [# r应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; i7 D) ?4 E Z! `# i1 o. n# @“Hard work never killed anybody.“ % x# B5 ^5 u9 X* b- O# d4 {4 L
But why take the risk?+ F; c; l' u0 B5 Y
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ {9 x( J2 S+ ]0 c: m, E
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) w# A: W m9 f% D- r: ~/ [God made relatives; Thank God we 2 w8 C5 B6 k# i r" I0 L3 E) T J! Q+ E
can choose our friends.
3 G7 H% a+ Q: B9 z5 R神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' P& i* F6 T+ u
When two’s
4 f, s# s* ]# L7 Kcompany, three’s the result!3 m, a9 e& M4 o* W' R! ~
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* Z( ^7 d) b1 W1 y! cA dress is like a barbed
2 k: N: T$ F9 Y6 g/ B8 C5 zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( @3 t- e6 q: }/ C7 T
view.% `5 N1 M8 a E
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( m3 v& W1 s. A8 B. h2 I& Y+ ^The more you learn, the more you know, 2 a- j( B3 ~( C: m5 z) w
The more you know, the more you forget.
, T& Q, w2 G7 T; q+ d/ X8 SThe more you forget, the less you
N- a2 }- v. r6 U6 vknow. So why bother to learn.+ X) A8 K& K. V: p3 V
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, $ n9 N: I5 m ?) j! p; ^' W
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