加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
& ~# m6 K  D1 B; k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
; o# ]7 n: U* ~1 G3 @so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
  r. L" [; D4 o) l- Fgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
3 |1 w( [9 C( k# x9 ?2 w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
5 e) a( y1 ]9 l0 m每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
/ a5 i" D' i2 n, n/ Q# B$ E2 [happiness is not the only thing in life.
, H6 J) ]5 B* h, @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
2 c& y3 C$ V+ Onever marry, And when they marry they become
" j- h  l& {/ |9 ]7 aotherwise.
  F- F# R) K+ U5 `3 s) ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
  r# \9 A0 ^$ Y2 a# Y- Lmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ i7 o/ F' C8 l4 e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 |: `7 H. d) H: p# iLove is
- r$ o9 F1 A/ ]9 Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
! @. C3 v6 x2 c( hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
+ c$ b% A3 ?3 p8 k7 B$ \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" R& Y' `' a( t3 f) B' n“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  ~$ z( l, B6 L2 q/ b6 W“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ }. Z. @/ P( t- {3 TThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
2 C- B& E2 Q' R, R: u- {) [应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" b) i, E- v9 f: w/ w; g/ |“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ D3 M! N' r& w9 a; d( v/ mBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 ^  u3 t  r9 Vlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; i3 J1 b& Q& x* |' K1 p5 YGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 y. d- v  P" G! W# Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' `+ D" v" n* [% CWhen two’s
  n0 T. p2 ^$ D, y# w2 p& Ycompany, three’s the result!
2 x0 S' E6 F8 m  H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 Y3 i; U  ~7 o6 u2 V9 d3 `' h* RA dress is like a barbed
# V) |2 N5 d, L( gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ e( {' w$ m) \7 b2 u9 \The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
1 w! N4 ^/ U; Z. ^& e( o7 d  d7 E0 Tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, \. E0 p' y& W9 J# a* g9 d为什么学来着