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Money is not everything. There’s 3 A* N U: J3 j: n$ t
Mastercard & Visa.! X% I" U1 u5 x, {3 ~
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' f8 J. V7 g& g9 n$ j3 n1 l
One should love animals. They are
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& p. ~/ H) W. d: D" v" A* x6 NSave water. Shower with your ) }# n7 P, W# {
girlfriend.
$ r4 o' `6 ?4 ` c要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( X$ N$ k1 ?( U' m( a! t, k# E
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 1 d, z+ Y0 [/ Y
caught.; \) x0 H- E) [# d+ h
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; W; b) ^% E% N, O' |. c, f
Behind every successful man, there is a
' J# q+ e/ [" p2 ^4 f4 iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are - ~" x' f0 e" [4 F- d
two.) f2 @8 W T0 g
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ O' U+ R$ L7 ?) W# m: Z. C6 U
Every man should marry. After all,
+ w6 M r# F: shappiness is not the only thing in life./ y- [/ `5 w3 \6 H/ u% k$ X
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# d( x* t* c! x& n! I7 HThe wise . X$ |1 U5 X! w1 k) f. `
never marry, And when they marry they become
- q9 U3 x& A6 Y( k6 a% {& Z/ Potherwise.
; W$ X7 `1 `' w聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。- @2 F4 G. o3 i( D& J" A& |
Success is a relative term. It brings so # j- ^5 [* h1 g1 B
many relatives.# M$ |7 a% V5 p/ A5 E
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 I B$ T- a! Q+ B7 M1 d. x4 MNever put off the work till * V+ Y: I7 [& w$ Z% s- u# E
tomorrow what you can put off today.
' u8 w8 @9 E& r* D3 k7 x% s& V/ k不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 g- F% z6 J" H# x& M+ N' `& nLove is
$ h0 c ~2 j% e. aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.+ v+ C5 S9 K8 x) I
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" d e6 B7 a1 C; H* u, W% y5 |
Children in
+ j# T. T$ D+ K5 ]) I/ f: J7 Q d( sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 }- p. C \; y! t' z
children.
# D4 N: B1 t8 @! u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 l1 C9 G9 P/ N7 ^$ ?# N- q% ?“Your future depends on your * N$ ~' U. g' } q: F+ w4 W
dreams.” So go to sleep.1 c& s5 \& g% r+ }
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 n% g: q. V" q T6 b3 N
There should be a
1 e! E3 j- n. e+ S8 \! p- }0 E8 G, Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every + a9 e+ M+ _* L; P8 W5 D
morning.
& M0 i5 d* \# s: f% E3 ]- d应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ P' Y6 R6 b) v
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ! T! e; L4 z7 l! ^/ R+ e
But why take the risk? u4 Y- `4 o3 T' D; A) A9 v
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ R4 h4 ~' I& P# Q! l' ?8 x& s# Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* x. M4 g2 I& V9 C" b; s% }look at it for hours! ]( W/ {0 w* U, ]7 N. s- z
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: N8 ^1 [# a$ ]0 [! u& i4 WGod made relatives; Thank God we 0 `2 v" Y; V7 B' J y
can choose our friends.% g5 z3 W9 f% V
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 [5 T" S/ Z" |
When two’s , T% ?+ w, t. S1 `5 G) @0 Q; N- T N
company, three’s the result!
/ [; n7 C. e# o3 l3 G5 r* R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. ?# t, n" u( Z( B+ [5 a! SA dress is like a barbed
8 r7 [, c9 S4 z0 Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 N# }3 Z: ]0 n+ z# q7 o D: eview.
! X! a! V( K8 H; B. s! Z4 v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 S- H( R# L5 |6 k5 P- r" _9 B9 j# l# H: rThe more you learn, the more you know, ) p3 y% }) c N
The more you know, the more you forget.
! k4 q$ `: v/ A" C4 FThe more you forget, the less you
! q5 k' x" Q. ~* b1 a, nknow. So why bother to learn.
; Q0 s, s; F" g/ W; U" [+ b' L: Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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