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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ n! B, v0 }; }) ZMastercard & Visa.4 r( H0 a" Y* A/ @
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! X6 R  K- g6 z) E# Q- wOne should love animals. They are
; y4 `) M7 Y, `: g0 Z4 `so tasty.' [1 ~8 W- I) U% p% s; k
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 U) A" v- O6 v& ySave water. Shower with your
- D! I, r; s' l# l( wgirlfriend.
6 V  _6 ~9 n% W  U9 [1 y& f要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' j$ w  ?# `* t# {( ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get # W; W7 x' @, k
caught.
9 V  M0 b( ~! b) `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: |) Q) L) V) b: \" g3 qBehind every successful man, there is a
# H0 E' V0 y. D! w7 s" T. _man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- u% H# c, v' \two.
7 o0 v* Y2 Z# _) C( `每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ H" N+ I" s: Q* z4 M- j
Every man should marry. After all,
0 G1 k; r3 \9 f+ C9 w9 D/ zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 L. D+ z8 A6 y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 |6 u% U2 H3 C" u8 F2 b$ y" I: @The wise 2 ~; [9 _% j! e
never marry, And when they marry they become
: @- Q3 F3 e$ X6 |% h3 D' k) _otherwise.. C( |- O- {6 A, O1 }
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。3 ?$ O# [, v  F/ y& \
Success is a relative term. It brings so 3 q/ _" @' W9 A' H$ q& p
many relatives.
- J4 G# i* x- l- ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% u+ n* N6 k% J1 J9 F
Never put off the work till - w5 V% N& Z" T3 ~
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 a! {6 H! w% S  b9 G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 r& H0 x- O5 ^- W# \# O3 \  [
Love is " |8 O2 f0 N8 ^5 t- [- j) S
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 A8 i. }; s$ u$ e9 h. o爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 Y4 R6 z2 x! y
Children in
4 _0 g. Q. Q1 ^# L: ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 q1 U$ r0 B1 ]& T8 ^children., ]: k0 C/ S% W$ B: x5 [
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 d$ O4 ^. v: p) X“Your future depends on your 6 ^, T0 f8 m& P3 d2 d
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* Q" D( I9 G) R& _“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
- H  z6 G( ]; k# P( OThere should be a 9 q' i2 ]. ~; Y
better way to start a day than waking up every
! U) j0 G, O9 s8 i) [. O1 s, {morning.
, U0 `! m3 E' g* I# A应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& b# |! l( G- N, l( M, H- J  N“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " N# v! {$ D7 b4 b0 n
But why take the risk?( q1 Q# e) v% H! c5 }
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。' }! q/ M3 k( A0 F2 c& L
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- b6 g) j5 M2 M. Q) S! M3 Mlook at it for hours!  S1 |2 R" A0 v
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) h1 ~, h8 R- d+ c- l2 I" EGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 X' s5 F$ b( y# Fcan choose our friends.  Y% a+ X4 `. ^8 X
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; ^: w  l: W* [8 X  V
When two’s
0 V0 I7 r1 A3 `4 D, S5 w) A- `) Bcompany, three’s the result!9 C2 F+ i( U3 o6 j' r
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* d6 R6 n! p: q! R, b( t( |" p& @
A dress is like a barbed ; s0 {1 [% L1 Q8 E4 x# [6 I1 t
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) i% l. s2 f  z9 B3 V* s; Yview.! m0 z2 h/ i- Q9 r, x4 N
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 D" e& n" _7 \7 {# C0 k- jThe more you learn, the more you know,
( L; }1 L9 G8 J/ vThe more you know, the more you forget.
- c6 v# P( D+ SThe more you forget, the less you
9 v* [4 H4 J8 h- I) rknow. So why bother to learn.
" b+ {$ J$ u6 ]" V; `  j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ G. f( y/ ]& Z8 w% Z8 j: Z1 h7 C为什么学来着
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