加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) j5 h: F+ I: T2 v6 y% [One should love animals. They are
% Y) O( A* M! I  Sso tasty.
. P- g. N3 |0 G+ g& M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: w3 p4 }6 T* Z0 U$ O* sSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, j! C$ J1 Y# h1 O1 \2 icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 H* V' a) H, R' P# h0 q9 Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
) Z0 p7 s2 t6 B& Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 {6 H: N+ B$ v1 \% r8 V' A4 yEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) {+ @9 j) b8 x; ~0 M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
$ N9 Z  P- G/ U1 A1 H' qnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ N( T0 n2 v' x7 O/ motherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
' ~' Z2 r9 G" B7 Lmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
$ w4 n# B9 L5 ?tomorrow what you can put off today.
: A9 ~. b+ X9 J  z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
4 v" r9 A! r) Y1 p3 kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
) r% N5 c; }: G# v4 L) A1 j& Adreams.” So go to sleep.
  k( |8 Q8 _; v; w0 ]' S- Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% O2 m- F* F3 ^8 A' s+ yThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# @" A, Z- f( q7 |morning.
0 O; |/ \+ L. ^8 `1 K) T1 B, K: ?应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- u3 j( x5 M; {: q0 Q0 @, Z9 \; W7 VBut why take the risk?
7 y! W. m- T6 A: K5 z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 x% Y5 m# j% S# |  f% Zlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
; s  I  w; c3 H' Y; }. ^can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! w% c# `# s' m% lWhen two’s
* O: O  E# Z: d0 Ycompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( _* p8 ^( T7 A& V$ [& }* K" VA dress is like a barbed
+ d% j/ F. Y6 p0 z: {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 ?# [) i% ]9 U, U. U% o* Gview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
2 ^' K. @* y6 F# Yknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 O" @+ S0 s/ k6 P7 }6 l- }为什么学来着