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Money is not everything. There’s 5 K) @' d7 A6 d. h% {$ r
Mastercard & Visa.
. K4 a& p2 \) G. J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ C- @5 d( H3 t# h+ j: v8 U, @One should love animals. They are 2 Z U+ u! }8 [5 V4 ^
so tasty.! ?2 \- s! b7 M
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。1 `1 R/ V( B: ?5 @9 L
Save water. Shower with your 8 O( Q" o% K/ {
girlfriend.& B8 G+ N2 f* L% B$ n0 W6 x
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。8 Q) n& U4 q; r% [, X
Love the neighbor. But don’t get # F- z5 k5 v4 O
caught.
; R/ G: Q3 c B) C+ H9 M5 p要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) R+ w8 ]; g; N$ f' ^9 @Behind every successful man, there is a
* D+ R5 ]0 j( xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ) [' [+ I: {, X& y6 d2 K) z
two. H( b/ ]7 `5 z8 W7 K) Z
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. D: ~( c! Z1 D, v! q$ j& O# ]; q
Every man should marry. After all, 6 q& ], l% n T$ ~; _! w
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! c0 w# u6 m! v: e+ I I2 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- o" W$ F e1 l7 x4 {6 ]3 BThe wise
- @6 r" S i' i6 K2 Z, c$ Jnever marry, And when they marry they become
0 ]* L d' F* P: M* lotherwise.( O9 L2 K0 s- t% W0 U8 S
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' ^ n4 W6 Y% l# K+ @0 P$ S; v& l# w
Success is a relative term. It brings so 4 n. ]! V. A/ r! n& B
many relatives.+ h8 `1 l% V, A8 m, Q& |' B
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ Y" s- G' }* k3 q2 Z3 }
Never put off the work till & V0 ]5 o4 Y7 S9 E
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 Q& W) f, @8 s9 x" _0 I% K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ h% i1 [: X7 o: T% Q5 E% R" F( J, q
Love is
& S! V" }3 U* d8 K! Q! ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- C- [4 P8 |* y: m& ^) L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 H: k/ p& D/ {
Children in
# f0 E8 @) L" H) s9 c3 Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) n/ J9 O4 w: ~5 @% Ychildren.
l+ g* s7 q2 Z6 }7 H( s" F3 v) z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ u- f" C8 X4 S3 k
“Your future depends on your 8 d9 E8 H6 x; c
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( ]* [$ H$ i0 \: R9 l" i; H“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' J, `+ S1 f0 y1 jThere should be a
" a/ V' a+ ?- f7 bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
z9 U: x2 t& | D1 Amorning.
* T# d8 w! x* J应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ T# K4 j/ I0 I o) f' |1 h3 }“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 2 |% M! R$ a/ C, L) x: F7 ~
But why take the risk?1 k6 C* U0 O" x# u
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 ^; S9 ]9 O' U- J$ T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% P/ \* w7 Q& `4 P4 `" Plook at it for hours!3 N5 N) h- }4 e4 v% X$ v5 u {
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" z8 k! y5 }# {( v- ^
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 o! n% h2 I+ K/ B+ E' i+ scan choose our friends.2 O# Z5 r0 i' i
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 c4 C$ E `- a6 P3 _3 U5 D- Z6 |9 IWhen two’s
5 I8 K9 F7 P; @9 m+ D. Ycompany, three’s the result!
$ S) ?! J4 _5 A: `5 e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!0 R3 Q& B- A, e3 `7 N6 C7 M! X/ k
A dress is like a barbed - ^" K3 C& B( ^' P2 @* ^3 i$ j& y
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( Q2 T: W# A7 G. h: S7 {
view.
. Z' {5 d) q# f- r' A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ {/ B# i) `' O4 _7 T- a( ~The more you learn, the more you know,
+ ^, ?3 N V$ G1 z/ c I; Q3 @- y [The more you know, the more you forget.2 q- X" {5 s$ r5 C7 \4 U
The more you forget, the less you
3 L# k8 J- Z7 A1 Eknow. So why bother to learn.
' x7 g& T5 {- |- D# g$ H! Z* f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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