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Money is not everything. There’s 5 [+ w" o3 P5 ^( p, K! `
Mastercard & Visa.0 E+ J) t# {3 g& [( @ J( P+ M- @- `% j; V
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" y( Z8 s+ }& I. T2 d6 [) V& HOne should love animals. They are ) R5 [" i6 ?/ t
so tasty.
. a7 c8 C, c4 G, y* X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
c3 S8 A& J+ |5 jSave water. Shower with your 2 i' w+ _# B0 a) h" G( b! d
girlfriend.! Z, v0 I. \* J1 B* F
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 K* R0 R3 @+ I2 _0 ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get / I: M+ |8 M$ X) [4 p* D" b: y
caught.
H" F0 Q& H" C: L7 I Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ H* ~2 g& \. R! ~Behind every successful man, there is a
: U. a% R2 h6 H. V" k' ^% `" A* yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! L; _: C6 N5 |# O* [5 vEvery man should marry. After all,
0 c* t0 _$ ?# @- r0 p5 g/ Phappiness is not the only thing in life.; p5 b" S0 |; Q0 N. @- B" ?5 W
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' z9 ~1 p. S4 ?) R. B+ EThe wise ) E7 h4 f7 `) M; K, x4 C. j2 J
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 V7 Q8 v( p) J! o) v: } k* Ootherwise.
) V1 p- D3 _1 F& @聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( z; ~9 ]& m4 A2 d3 P. U6 H, [8 M( P; ?5 Y
Success is a relative term. It brings so ; ?) ^0 O0 O! q4 \- r
many relatives.
9 q) c, o* V+ O+ l( {成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, {9 A$ F9 G$ }3 t3 C/ lNever put off the work till
! U+ E- i+ _3 G% \9 v2 l7 ptomorrow what you can put off today. Y/ N$ n9 c! q! F4 V
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& @4 V0 x! }% V- @Love is
% f: d2 p G, yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.- B- b! D( [. o, l- B" ^; A
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: K/ Q1 e" L; A* Q# `9 v# l( f* O
Children in + X% R8 I( R* U& c2 L
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 [% W V8 c" B% x, g, T" Lchildren.
% a6 v* M8 w1 m4 w! p8 _) p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。& M: e1 t+ F8 F
“Your future depends on your
/ {. S$ P0 p2 ]( tdreams.” So go to sleep.
$ W* J6 b$ I5 b. R/ K' k( g4 Z; {“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。: b6 C, r$ Z0 f3 t7 B9 q
There should be a
( N$ J' Z2 m& ]* v, nbetter way to start a day than waking up every 3 D% ?; L: [* x" W6 ?- y# f
morning.
5 i" }0 E- x. g6 T4 ~; z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 m# e* r3 T- l3 ?3 F“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) n6 J F! |2 [5 ~* M! E8 [! B, [1 hBut why take the risk?
: P; `; n& w- a8 Y9 M( X" H; |1 H. n努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; N6 f& W4 g; U- l& p# c“Work fascinates me.“ I can 7 f* w. J. [% C- W: \; i$ h
look at it for hours!/ v7 H, `: ~- Q3 G
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" J) x3 T$ M5 J( B, W5 z
God made relatives; Thank God we 2 A; g3 G6 a+ ?6 P+ X1 S
can choose our friends.
/ n! q3 b0 ^1 j7 [1 T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! M! X+ z, s* F: R% m2 x
When two’s 0 y0 U* L5 d8 R% _2 ^) O
company, three’s the result!# i1 W# a( F2 Y/ K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 L& s' h. G% I# m+ d3 p# m* U3 DA dress is like a barbed
) v5 O0 @% l/ b* O1 Lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the * m/ z6 Q& K+ ]/ j4 I
view.
3 a) i" |7 q/ q# H1 P) K, \2 ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。: X7 g) k$ k( v. e7 ~4 T* ?
The more you learn, the more you know,
# ~. s6 v" M$ P: w6 WThe more you know, the more you forget.3 u% [& v! s" Y3 j7 h
The more you forget, the less you
8 F4 Y7 A- j) \- P+ x" Hknow. So why bother to learn.
8 A- B) j! e% ]+ f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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