加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
2 m' {9 ], p9 x% C9 s6 ]2 m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
( Y/ j, _' X, F0 f$ i: F- w. x: aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' k' r8 j; |7 S  O. m* rSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
6 U1 Y* z" D( W1 i% q# R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( n& S# A' ]8 V! I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 l8 Q* B8 a' X. J8 M. d# GBehind every successful man, there is a
; Y/ G+ N2 {( `, Aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 j/ q9 N. a+ Q7 dtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
/ U( C3 t. b3 xnever marry, And when they marry they become
* w4 q! R- U% z2 cotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# b+ m2 {: ^2 E9 o9 Gmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 d7 z+ ?8 |" ltomorrow what you can put off today.
3 H$ b  C7 |3 D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
: z6 n' C: ], s7 D) J  Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! z5 g! i1 J8 D6 o  Z' y! bChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
6 Q' q: }6 `' B! A/ M0 l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  O- i( G7 r1 l0 G1 T& J4 |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
* Z1 F' z& G/ k" ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; F+ D# ]0 h3 m5 a& Q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. S5 Z6 r0 t8 ~# g2 X2 t“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ J, g0 b1 t+ W; A# x, }( Ilook at it for hours!
) \/ q3 n" s7 |; }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
/ i) U, q" ?! T" e* Z: Ycan choose our friends.
* C1 ~; A6 E5 v: i% L6 @# ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
, Y; s) t, g: f- s1 z1 P+ @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
' f' p7 i# C  f8 _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; S, i- V. @7 d' }view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
" X# o( T4 F  v; qThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# a& |4 J- L3 k: o; d+ v9 L0 [为什么学来着