加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
. U* w& q7 |' U7 F3 B9 s- D+ s# JMastercard & Visa.
3 Z  K: R- @+ V  j: [钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 V& w! J" r& K0 ROne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  A8 I% |/ w9 Z5 sSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
' ~" }2 m- A  d. I( O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# [; ~# c# @) ]" u/ b2 mBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- s+ k+ ~! P7 M, vtwo.
9 D, g! q6 \5 k- y9 N# b每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ ~5 |% N$ V& A. jEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 _2 k- U" O# [: m' m5 r' u* Kotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 G" V$ `" }, b; {) [many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
  z0 b9 X4 X  [; Z' ctomorrow what you can put off today.
2 I: x) ]9 ]% k4 {% b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 P0 e% F8 [6 KChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 v9 ?! X% U! o, q+ V: W5 Ichildren.
* w( X* o5 m. @/ m后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 Q3 ]1 |* J* r5 t3 |“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 c) r* N6 w' a* |% ~There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
- m/ P' H7 \* V% A* Wmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ X1 ^, U; b* s; V% t/ R8 n) f“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# o- M! U3 e' U7 T, f8 ?; }But why take the risk?
0 b- @2 S. i3 _2 {: \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 |, I( U! y, D0 a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 n; k* A& E' B) g) d# C! yGod made relatives; Thank God we
* Y% t; D1 k; qcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
- v$ m" M" J" u& V7 S' _6 C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; {7 R1 B5 b3 @* H1 b# d! SA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ {( J+ g+ }( @, Q* ^+ p9 g% m5 GThe more you forget, the less you
! Q8 j- b: d% R1 I" Cknow. So why bother to learn.
6 o' v7 t1 |2 ?: ^学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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