加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
" J( @/ P% s# w: P# n7 u9 xMastercard & Visa.
" |, A9 G. G) g2 g+ Q5 y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, d! L" y* R* K2 k/ T  z: T4 ~One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# N' \! r) {/ E( s9 H* j. F( E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 G4 L  h4 H& F$ [2 {9 GSave water. Shower with your
  `( a# z  A, O9 v; v/ H& \girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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$ k* ?2 |# n4 u! v6 P8 \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: o3 A: y9 a1 {Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& c; u; `+ a/ I& ~8 ]5 d1 Ftwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
, T( b' q% w; D* Z# `) G2 ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 m7 U1 C/ b; w; F5 u! FThe wise
9 m# F7 o6 e1 }* A& b6 cnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
( t5 B1 V2 Z) S! G- E8 O聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
3 M* t; o2 t9 o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) A5 K9 o! M% l) n: d, g" y, t) dLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 z4 e/ `, N, ~0 M4 X" P/ C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
6 c; m. v" N3 |3 k( I0 n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
. i) N/ `8 m6 Z! A9 H3 xdreams.” So go to sleep.
0 R% M* x4 |; p3 V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 `7 c9 S' y' O3 [But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 l8 s9 X* _+ w8 D, f( flook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" O/ X% |+ a; B+ J8 xGod made relatives; Thank God we
8 W# F% M- j9 Q. xcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
) U+ x6 H/ C/ o! b' t$ Lcompany, three’s the result!
' @9 ^: |% w, \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
7 V, @7 b% Z; e$ _; gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% }; v$ E! v1 \: M1 Uview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; {+ s% J# h: ~' Q; O. o- Sknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. o2 k* V' }. H' d为什么学来着