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Money is not everything. There’s
3 d0 f6 \1 E- e( _; UMastercard & Visa.- [/ a" u. P, W" s" [/ \
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) q/ h5 V, H6 E
One should love animals. They are
! t9 o+ P( h6 ^so tasty.
0 K4 i2 f4 w( A' }/ z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。; P/ {6 i: o, S2 H. o
Save water. Shower with your / x. m0 N9 V [( e
girlfriend.: K6 s: i. g5 v/ |
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ i* ^5 @- p! J8 S# F: R( n: T9 @Love the neighbor. But don’t get 7 U" h3 f) Z8 N3 Q: k$ h" C
caught.: U) y7 R3 Z: ~3 E! P; ]. j5 a: v) Q
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。* o+ j6 F A; O, V7 W- i
Behind every successful man, there is a : z ]4 s( G" K! M
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' |8 v/ z, l$ \. B1 utwo.
- B4 Y* P+ d2 G1 L! J每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* {/ Z/ v1 {! q: VEvery man should marry. After all,
6 k4 J' u" l3 v5 s% Xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 ~0 {' C7 n0 P* i3 g( p V3 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 w/ c2 k8 J4 Q, }) l1 Y( h" nThe wise 4 B5 D( `7 H0 |' R- g( _% [2 P
never marry, And when they marry they become / D: G8 V$ k5 g1 R$ {' Q
otherwise.
- @: }5 o2 `, V+ k$ ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: c* ^- }5 s4 P+ h
Success is a relative term. It brings so 3 m' @( a: P) N+ a
many relatives.
! g1 Y6 z k: i% k( x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& d$ A1 O, q8 @- C$ a: ]2 GNever put off the work till
9 o, c# M/ Y9 V- F5 c9 b2 |9 |tomorrow what you can put off today.
* N1 g! X. T* I6 E0 [不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) ]/ Q& ~- T6 J; M' t
Love is
U- r5 W. G- ^' H, }( cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) x0 D# i2 p* n% E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 Q8 X- o9 {3 `3 _8 Y' z
Children in
; o' |; \+ v* C/ qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ S: x' y' V4 ]& [, Y8 lchildren.3 P) z) u% O$ ~& u O
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。- n# f1 @# I" M3 Y4 f) [
“Your future depends on your
3 L, O% N- E$ E3 `" s' @7 Xdreams.” So go to sleep.
! |7 f' l Z7 ^; }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 ]6 b" l E' l+ w2 K7 c# kThere should be a - j0 ?. `3 w- Y) Q' O* O1 K1 G
better way to start a day than waking up every 2 N8 G8 t/ `" d
morning.
) `$ F$ W* ? E4 M( V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& T* j( B& E) u) O F! B6 F; O“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 D- J X* ?: P! c6 J0 cBut why take the risk?
( ~6 ~3 n$ ~& m2 o& L& K C- W9 c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。8 [$ G. H: ~" P' Z4 b. m3 ^
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 \: F7 \3 M, G6 }look at it for hours!
7 Z& f& B6 z- d) g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。. w3 v/ |9 z- y. x8 G) R( r$ p4 M1 i
God made relatives; Thank God we ! \* W% x. t% R
can choose our friends.
* h0 b* b+ o6 H# F0 e4 r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ r- f4 p8 T7 W2 Z C% j5 jWhen two’s
# X7 P ^; _$ e4 O) _1 ucompany, three’s the result!
- w5 o% B7 t5 n7 K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 V/ k# A' U5 ZA dress is like a barbed 9 ~- j* R/ g2 R
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 N! E: M( |3 H( @view.
: Q6 F8 T& @" K服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 V L7 [, R% m( g+ h8 dThe more you learn, the more you know, * f( A! A% w' C4 I# W- i7 T3 {7 n
The more you know, the more you forget.
, \* @3 \' b; j/ h* ~The more you forget, the less you 1 P7 r7 ]- v+ @3 A2 Q
know. So why bother to learn.
h$ f# i1 H: m0 j: z: l学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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