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Money is not everything. There’s
i( Z( N# g+ O: C/ L( ^ B) FMastercard & Visa.( h$ W+ c4 K: K" j( u
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# g' o% }8 r; @3 Y( @* tOne should love animals. They are 4 l: k* B0 b1 H: F6 L5 y
so tasty.; ^. f8 I. }: w% U2 }- y
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; W5 E$ c) c' y/ F, `7 hSave water. Shower with your
9 O& K/ k8 O' n5 j- l; `" |7 X+ Hgirlfriend.
% i6 B4 _& q0 g; h, T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。* }1 R* P2 [. g4 ]
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 2 w5 r V3 p" \, Y# z
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。8 ?0 M7 m' r* g
Behind every successful man, there is a 1 J4 D/ \* A* d' I# h" S
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 e( [# r# @7 y+ t8 L2 z+ r9 Ftwo.
7 F" ?$ I) Q; M" D* a每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 m1 G5 [2 B' W6 P0 G
Every man should marry. After all,
8 ?5 o: Z7 i% c$ Y6 n: Ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 m+ o( Z' c. z4 b# b: V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. m& j# R: V/ }: m5 m+ \: h2 U
The wise
" Y) M( ^' J" G; Gnever marry, And when they marry they become
# G8 X# T. b* N$ {) Cotherwise.
0 c% U4 _0 M7 T聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。, C. t! e: G6 `) l X4 [
Success is a relative term. It brings so . \ u- g/ S% L; u$ g
many relatives.
# r/ C1 N2 l" h成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 l) `+ L' ]9 N1 n; xNever put off the work till % U# ], P& h# [" M& W# v8 C
tomorrow what you can put off today.
- U/ x$ D, {3 }* g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; [9 ]1 P! Z; r. J2 M8 d: WLove is - \$ x. }4 l% _; y$ G2 j) P3 K
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.; {$ C, [9 v$ J. _2 f8 ^3 c- D, @1 h: |
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
\# r' a" @1 C8 J0 Y" EChildren in 7 ~- b" E, h: |- n. j8 }; P+ F
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! l% [' m) v! r$ p: x/ P! w" x; V2 }children.5 L" r7 ?# b2 r, H. g
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 U1 P2 ?% `) m0 W1 x" B
“Your future depends on your
. B# [8 C+ f, \) W/ e. k+ B% Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
" d& Z8 `: u3 G“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
; Z# ~ ^& b& t) |/ T) vThere should be a ; m1 }8 Q @1 k' F3 `' A4 u3 Z
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ l5 t4 g+ a5 q3 m; imorning.
* w4 f% {; x z& V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 V, P8 `- C/ j: i: u) r+ _9 |“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; I+ m7 \/ K0 k8 _! tBut why take the risk?
9 Z! V' [& k- [3 w, t* k" ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。9 P+ B% ^$ B' u5 z7 C8 \, J
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ' v+ ^3 Z Q8 g5 [4 o7 j3 N
look at it for hours!
) `& U0 ?% q5 E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* r7 T! X0 y% Y7 I$ i3 XGod made relatives; Thank God we ) w% L1 C0 d2 T% z* A
can choose our friends.6 T( n+ o7 n. h
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。3 Z# I2 T' x3 v
When two’s % Z+ e3 B4 h# t: L2 d
company, three’s the result!: c9 r$ V( h7 `4 K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 [& J. H S5 X
A dress is like a barbed " h( l; i1 n% J; L( _, I9 ^5 D
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 c& }* z. L' m# C9 n# |view.
% O1 I. `0 O9 d3 w9 X c服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 q% h* ^# F5 _" s8 LThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 y. E; [5 W( s- [( O% X, BThe more you know, the more you forget.
' B3 V# X# q# P/ H QThe more you forget, the less you 3 }, J" X g6 U. s8 \
know. So why bother to learn.7 z3 J( U0 w" N0 T
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 U( O( T! G- [& |; `7 S! v为什么学来着 |
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