加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
, i4 p5 h# j- @5 q+ HMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
% A( i3 P; b, `! s) _2 q+ l每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) a- }1 E; A3 R; \( o% W# f+ XSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 C6 B3 v% x' e; i2 ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 O6 q# J( K2 I8 [Behind every successful man, there is a
% ?3 u, H! C: n) aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 b2 _" }. y. mtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- z* }  z/ U4 t2 o+ A; w2 J1 Vnever marry, And when they marry they become
/ C2 M( X4 `( C+ X. qotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  Z% x$ `7 L; v6 R, ~- ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ x, z* ^! b- x9 o! }! {Never put off the work till
# |* o* U+ o0 K# ntomorrow what you can put off today.
- ]# X5 D; w, ?0 @! p8 u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
  N$ W, `" D; d. V& j( u2 `, j- Zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
: U( b. x' r2 X) Z3 x4 y9 ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! R/ _# R7 u+ X/ A* e/ f9 Jchildren.
: g' N2 T7 u: {# l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 T+ z( L/ i2 z/ ^: a8 B* c! K“Your future depends on your
4 O: `! g3 }6 A. \) F8 S& |dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 @* j% ]0 _. \) T“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% n8 x* [5 e; i' m/ r( P" f* `“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
" F! g( {$ j+ A工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
3 y( u/ U" M% ^; m5 e* L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
4 T7 @) P) |  G1 Tcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 K6 z3 C# M- y5 nview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
. y1 f! U- Z0 q4 SThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着