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Money is not everything. There’s
4 O+ p! G) f/ s" V5 kMastercard & Visa.
3 l/ b; L! F3 f X钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! n2 r& E$ }: \; N( y* D/ IOne should love animals. They are " w) I# a7 q9 X/ }5 x0 S- C
so tasty.+ {' s; T0 _! Z! x$ c
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 \* g$ Y( j) l R& i( A) dSave water. Shower with your 1 c& g r3 ]( O* r( _, z
girlfriend.
+ z: g& b" t$ x) s4 Y, I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 J5 @; k8 O2 u; p
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。8 d4 o' C, Y- c3 d, [+ P% y
Behind every successful man, there is a
# s3 ^* h! D# i' b) gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are - [- z$ l& s1 Z# m0 o: h
two.
0 N5 M( m4 m5 f: o9 N6 f7 [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' n3 X7 x! O# S8 y3 o& ZEvery man should marry. After all, # x8 g: A8 ?" O+ p+ n
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! g, S8 x+ D6 `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 ?6 P; I' q) A! P8 k! V$ w* hThe wise
5 ^# Q9 R9 g" Inever marry, And when they marry they become
1 `' @0 v. z4 |6 {# Botherwise.
* M' T( o1 }5 I" y1 r( \9 e聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ c# X& V5 }. S" {, XSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) p% _0 o2 `- r& Umany relatives.
% I3 W3 X9 e+ T, @6 B z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) i6 a3 Z+ h; d A9 G& z( j2 QNever put off the work till & v4 o7 Z8 V9 d; w0 g
tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 x, G# K0 _ H3 }7 v不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ i* G; M+ [5 c, `/ X3 N; A- y/ i6 ^
Love is , w5 _9 d! C( l: a7 L: j- o
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& k/ q3 O( |2 k$ k2 G. b/ [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ p9 Q6 ~3 K* j- q8 Y( g- q3 {Children in
7 Y: ?% N6 w1 z I7 z; j, ^backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 l `6 c& _4 ~% m& y( i4 K8 \
children.
5 m- l' ]+ I7 @" e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ t, K( [& q' ?, z
“Your future depends on your
0 C. Z8 {& t1 i/ {dreams.” So go to sleep.
S8 v3 n Z8 i' D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。# s1 O; n1 E* R' a6 B3 |) I
There should be a
$ H8 W, b8 p8 Dbetter way to start a day than waking up every & f: c j t* U$ p- @6 b) I
morning.' Q1 |6 ]- P! _
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 `# @# e, A3 r: \$ }: G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 L: j, L7 k9 k. Y t! ^" m; LBut why take the risk?
7 p; R0 l# ~! G" X8 Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 Q; t% y" p9 D
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. H9 B/ @, m0 t5 D0 Qlook at it for hours!- ^" B: X& D3 N& Z% m
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 h' ~( s& A4 R6 q' A FGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 u+ R; R. @+ q# F6 d1 kcan choose our friends.
* h% z1 r6 p" b9 p+ q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
5 `4 Z/ F5 H1 f% w- Z% Y$ n- h$ O两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!/ G2 Q, R0 J) I7 S! {0 _
A dress is like a barbed " L" L$ J/ }, [6 z, u' [
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ' O6 i" h# w& a
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。9 M8 E- P0 i: s% B# O1 K
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 f% @9 X+ e# A! P/ o* t! W+ ^The more you know, the more you forget.
2 C2 [. V' H2 S3 [2 T& A2 ]The more you forget, the less you
* B9 G- i: q2 V4 n' c( s, `know. So why bother to learn.+ K5 g7 z2 Z. f; ^
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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