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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
8 |. G! b. n) G; w$ N7 X, L" bMastercard & Visa.$ U) n. O; Z  e5 H
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& b8 y; q: C+ j2 |6 XOne should love animals. They are ! n) d7 g- w3 {* u5 }1 }4 [
so tasty.
/ K: S! r. E7 _4 L- Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, n" z. j7 P8 b2 m7 l
Save water. Shower with your 8 J, u7 r5 F0 v
girlfriend.
# l( |' m0 E' E" _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" A+ T, \/ G/ q( ^# Q! V& ?' Y) L6 w
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
# k+ v8 s+ M7 c% M9 mcaught.
! a  W. ^9 A7 r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, P) _$ z7 v1 l
Behind every successful man, there is a / ?- x: N- o! f; C
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ `) ~2 p% Q; B* j0 A2 {7 v0 z/ g7 Wtwo.
; R+ k( K2 J  N7 n9 t每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, Q/ W% D6 b6 D
Every man should marry. After all,
" _8 v! `5 {0 ~2 Q# \! shappiness is not the only thing in life.' i) m7 e( C. y4 L
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。: H9 d0 T9 C; w$ ^; s6 n+ x  P
The wise
# y# D3 ^  ~# J* W( U, hnever marry, And when they marry they become , t8 H. C9 ]  w$ `9 g
otherwise.$ q' h- O: W! D+ D( J
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( L' R0 ?% u  k
Success is a relative term. It brings so : C8 J" V" m8 `& H/ L' O! j
many relatives.
. I" ^+ H& ^7 ^" j0 f3 P1 [成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 L8 f- p0 U5 gNever put off the work till
' e9 t0 l4 o& R* stomorrow what you can put off today.+ R4 E: \( o& G' X/ i7 F
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# ]% u3 T8 I1 J! Y% Y1 I
Love is - T: i- @2 y0 s2 F1 I: h$ i3 w
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 ^+ u3 v' o; a- G2 Y" y% ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 C7 r2 r# v+ m  Y
Children in ' N8 p: B, R3 h* Y6 r6 J
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% R1 @. V3 j6 T) x7 P- a5 uchildren.
' v2 \' E) ]- I. D0 J后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! {% @2 U3 n% c" [8 e9 S# u“Your future depends on your
+ n. C& h! H4 r6 s" [* q1 ~dreams.” So go to sleep.) r3 l# f1 `& o1 i3 w9 _
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。  ?3 b+ X% L0 @) D4 ~% w
There should be a 8 Y7 H" W8 L" C
better way to start a day than waking up every
' ]. [: {0 \+ {& n/ I- w; ]morning.& W2 g- e, H$ m) W) s) K
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( C' v1 M  ^; u3 i“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' p+ F$ M' E1 @5 JBut why take the risk?
7 f# R+ Q, l4 R; I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! L( i6 l, h3 P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, I$ L2 a* I7 m5 x7 c5 glook at it for hours!
8 m" p7 R  \5 R/ f; t/ L; Y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。: e9 q4 [3 W' {! N' Y9 |4 |' E
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 B( j! |( n2 K. i4 X2 K# |can choose our friends.) u7 t: ^$ Z- K6 o; w. @/ g
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
# h8 y# q/ L) u$ ?5 w" f两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 Q: e$ M. h7 Y& |5 S6 d+ xA dress is like a barbed
6 }; [. ]' h! {4 V4 \% k9 kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 T! ^$ |% M' ~/ U1 c1 Oview.
- m7 t/ `* @8 }0 G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。5 ^4 b* i' v; M% Z  P6 ~4 F
The more you learn, the more you know,
$ p: E; _, N% H4 B; ~+ sThe more you know, the more you forget.: y4 ?9 k' V1 z. q2 w- ~
The more you forget, the less you
* V. ^6 e1 s# B- Q) pknow. So why bother to learn.- a; E9 X7 W$ G) E3 ]
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 y8 \* I& X. g3 X( P/ l; `5 n
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