加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
1 A2 g' P3 ?" \8 l1 r4 |1 R" m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  H2 O! B- ~0 ROne should love animals. They are
: T0 ?' y" J) |% z# S- C7 G& gso tasty.
+ }% R* A9 G2 t4 T6 |2 t, M; [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 b( Y; X7 b) {/ DSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% Z! W' U+ m. vLove the neighbor. But don’t get
; d* r0 R9 E* L& Xcaught.
& `8 v2 E4 H9 O* n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* b8 i# E0 P! A) c+ i/ ]Behind every successful man, there is a
- Q5 [( V1 w) S- ^! R. G  wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 H! ~& b) D# m: T1 {3 i9 ttwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! i, U1 j& W$ i5 YEvery man should marry. After all,
0 h" R) l. f3 E3 }happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
' D7 V3 E, Z. \otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 P# E- k$ g/ j7 r% R" k2 tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. |( ?; r$ g* Z0 K6 S9 ?8 Qtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: v, J/ _7 V9 W4 ]5 QChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
" l5 Z8 X) x& p6 D8 {dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% Z0 X9 U: Q, ~3 i! BThere should be a
# I& R5 ?3 Y0 Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 b9 a! F7 a9 Z9 p: `“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 q" |  y% _7 {& Q. Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 p( x2 M2 u# j% K+ c4 tGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) j/ u5 P) p) ~/ ]7 Z$ I* sWhen two’s
6 A3 D3 v( x' c4 m8 ?1 s0 b! b7 g6 O! qcompany, three’s the result!
/ i/ p; Q) c2 e9 b" ^( l两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 P& W9 u. n/ aview.
4 c  l. @! B8 d0 a7 I. B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 r" R; V5 ^* c6 I' e# y% {The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
8 Z6 Y0 K+ B6 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着