加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
5 Z7 H& i4 m& l8 f! k) c6 ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 x1 {, [6 s: w7 y( y$ lOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
! Q6 e0 q# W  V# u0 g7 L( I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" _8 p5 M% J; W$ i& H- _Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
: }9 _: P3 J5 {2 f3 ?" g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. [! v$ [& u& Q5 g! @  |4 m) lBehind every successful man, there is a
+ Q* Y0 ?/ _# V4 v: o+ aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! [* B( y6 ]. u  k+ ?+ ttwo.
. c1 v% M* [# u8 D7 {0 l  L$ g4 A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) ]: ]+ f" C/ m5 JThe wise
4 E: d+ q# g* m7 ^; Tnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- \7 y# K1 g* b$ M; \# S2 rSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
/ b4 R) f. d! V, wmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 t; V0 M. o; h& _Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 Z/ T0 }0 E4 l! z3 g; }/ A) jChildren in
+ f, E! B' `0 V/ c- C: Gbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
; O% W- l7 f2 l# U& t* k3 G# j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
! P) f3 E! Y. edreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
" U4 s. M# Q7 W, j, v0 R% JThere should be a
/ Y$ @; Z9 l1 k8 z  qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
; c4 u& Y' X- @7 W! K! Dmorning.
8 i; w3 a1 D5 _/ N  p应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, Q5 d2 {9 a0 u! k, M0 q$ mlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  ]+ V& Y# |# C$ O4 H; ?When two’s
company, three’s the result!
% a* ~9 p& @* E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
  R. b9 G% t0 {+ Z1 a! y. ]* ffence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
# u3 O5 a" k9 S服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
3 N% u0 {6 n/ a3 u/ S$ w" w) Eknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 f8 V) q2 S* O为什么学来着