加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
/ @, m1 F  J4 e, h+ s6 cso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( e! c0 R; `# d1 a$ kSave water. Shower with your
2 N( w( n7 _! e" o! {girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
) `# ~7 c  q( i: f+ t0 H* k+ K1 l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
' M- c7 P" N; O7 j9 |man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! K, O1 S+ U/ P5 w6 D6 jtwo.
) Y& ?) G6 z) |1 G9 i% i& T/ e每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 y' g) O3 m1 d+ h& p# F( `" a0 ?The wise
3 s' V5 t5 _7 |. mnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
3 g1 u: d9 R8 \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
4 t7 C+ _, y: iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 ]! [+ p" I$ x" u# `2 H! bchildren.
& p4 {% W! m3 u# t! d" [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, I  h$ a" {" i; z: A“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
# u* {& a, B( p, o. y1 n: b9 [& abetter way to start a day than waking up every
' c2 j& u( \0 Ymorning.
+ Q& G2 P+ ^3 |, r7 z5 }1 k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ ^9 `( d( y; }+ i$ O. B( P“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" _) S1 I% |7 v  `But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
2 a6 L; e0 q0 n神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
2 {0 l  Z7 V5 ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
, n, Z8 c: i) g& {$ x1 Kview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; g/ v: J8 h  T# u" s2 o$ {6 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
' {( V# ?, E/ {1 A! ^! O  Z' a) Mknow. So why bother to learn.
9 o4 ]  l( O: {& t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& I8 v+ X- I; W4 W. h4 o$ f为什么学来着