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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 3 h2 j* D3 K* X/ d
Mastercard & Visa.3 A4 y! n: R% x+ W% S% {2 S
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" M/ i' D. ^: |( [
One should love animals. They are
% B* r8 M9 {; {7 b& ^5 @6 Tso tasty.( B$ n3 ?# [# q3 s& \0 h
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, b* k) T, I6 @% R, c, F* a. u, t
Save water. Shower with your # [* E4 z: Z3 Z/ X/ S
girlfriend.
3 k- |/ D- L# ?3 r要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 G3 c( R& K6 Y  p/ h2 PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 i/ [0 ~* K+ X: s# [caught.  y8 p3 W% y: _/ U1 A0 U+ q
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 D: U" G- q( e* E# gBehind every successful man, there is a & L0 Y6 ~* S/ l
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ o$ V0 D+ y! c6 M# j! `two.8 L- v' {, Y; n. {1 G
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。8 L0 H  n, S( S
Every man should marry. After all, ! T* |: q( e& Z6 y, h. W
happiness is not the only thing in life." x6 N+ ]- \. p2 l+ o7 F
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。& |9 R% b! m* g5 X  @; w
The wise
' u# }* g9 o2 E$ n% U: f& m% Rnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ f7 N4 k% x2 _" t6 |5 i$ e6 \otherwise.
; J$ D& T0 M5 U5 g7 W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- r8 w; e! H6 r, e' Y3 i3 wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ t& G3 ]& f7 r' X8 pmany relatives.
9 w6 _2 s5 y0 E6 i6 t' W" ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 E0 E; G: G/ U: V1 z# wNever put off the work till
/ o: H" `# F- n6 h- P" `' `& ytomorrow what you can put off today.% H! g; I. h+ w
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& n( c4 Z; L5 I- z  w2 ~
Love is 6 [! H/ F, Q. l7 {5 X% P9 C
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 T, S: |( F! Q/ R( J# A& v( p# i' H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 o6 T" \( o. h8 k" H9 q
Children in - L0 p, G. Z" c% u! s+ u5 |
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 A4 s; w7 F) r  Z" ^. ~9 i( Z6 Nchildren.
( d5 ?# K5 k5 h. S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& N# [9 _5 J% x8 [3 Y: a“Your future depends on your
) {; z& l6 o- ]1 p& j9 Q- O5 v/ hdreams.” So go to sleep.
$ C2 V. `, `( Z$ m) |" Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。' g4 e3 K2 j/ T0 o. V  w
There should be a   ]5 c' I9 ~' ~
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 Q# Q1 z7 j5 a% i  x  ^) ymorning.! Q( U9 Z5 S: f- }- t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。' A0 w4 Y1 `. K# P
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 2 V4 Q; M. [, {* q# u
But why take the risk?
" Q; {  H: ?. W+ p- b努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. E  l3 H7 U" d" a$ ^
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. W6 {; I; r) ulook at it for hours!
7 s; e. j4 ~$ y( p. c0 q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 E% [" Q4 a" cGod made relatives; Thank God we # Y4 @! c5 ?0 L
can choose our friends.8 ^* ~3 P/ t) K
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) `) d9 o$ H$ t) v& y3 H0 sWhen two’s 6 U$ F, r' d$ M8 }$ Y
company, three’s the result!
' Y; k- l- c$ {* A9 Y& G8 b1 M: z. j两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 q" G) C2 @, L& A3 C
A dress is like a barbed
9 J7 R( r3 e' x, O$ r- ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ V4 n5 Y+ W! Kview.
0 i) H8 l3 k/ L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ D: D. o" x( f4 D+ @
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 F8 m+ P3 }( r' OThe more you know, the more you forget.
  @, h- Q$ n( L/ s) g$ ^  _; F$ PThe more you forget, the less you
7 J5 M4 q! L5 F9 `3 m. ^know. So why bother to learn.1 l4 U: x5 u2 T$ z7 W
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, " w# k" R/ Z* E1 f# d
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