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Money is not everything. There’s
1 m" F+ C+ U8 W: b5 {- L8 S: D8 |Mastercard & Visa.3 D# f ~8 z$ \9 C. F% S, k( l8 a, h
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- C% W. f. W1 y% v) b9 J
One should love animals. They are * ~& u' R/ A V. H6 m ]
so tasty. ]/ X* J# k f% r; G8 _
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 K2 m0 Q7 G3 ]! u8 ]5 \Save water. Shower with your ) s5 b0 w$ t& C
girlfriend.# F+ c' \9 r! z9 g+ x" T
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 p k, \& ]+ X- K1 u5 M9 i
Love the neighbor. But don’t get & e" V8 B u- `. k
caught.
, w7 z# D& H7 ]0 S. j) t7 G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。0 H) O) J2 Y+ S
Behind every successful man, there is a
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two.. u8 Y% i0 C e* O+ h) Y9 g% R5 j
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, X0 e7 p% ]: }7 C o7 QEvery man should marry. After all, ; S5 i9 ^$ ] F6 A. o2 {9 ?* s: E3 o0 F
happiness is not the only thing in life.+ |6 S0 j5 {3 }" I, R7 x
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* u D& ]: b: t7 w; EThe wise
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otherwise.
) F2 K. W' Q4 V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( o0 T9 n. L" H' k$ zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so : G/ U/ B+ F! l( a( d& N
many relatives.
. z& U2 i# x6 U+ H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。) a7 I* l4 O* R. q" ~" ]- a: U$ X! F" R
Never put off the work till
3 _3 @) p" Z d7 Y) x2 }tomorrow what you can put off today.- G% b9 \! N" P) e
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) b; }5 C% s9 K
Love is
6 L" b8 H6 G9 c8 w' dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! |3 ~+ d! h7 |% p0 k- }$ m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 K% z# T4 P" S& EChildren in * C. b7 S! a5 S" t4 f
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause % H0 z4 H. S* N. m# o
children.
P# n' I' X9 R. [1 [; M4 }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 T" @) b' a [( m/ y* z3 n0 F* n
“Your future depends on your
* N0 E4 [5 V2 J% wdreams.” So go to sleep.5 n/ w: Y' F5 j2 k3 l5 W
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。# |8 v- W1 X- |) k, L
There should be a . R! w/ k6 Z" N) n. j" y
better way to start a day than waking up every
2 P% a9 E, v- L* s3 V7 P; f( Fmorning.* h, P" `3 r# @; ?! c$ `- o( ?5 q7 H
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" J7 a) e% H4 K
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 g' x- C7 T( i2 KBut why take the risk?- s2 I5 ~, m) Q: u
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, Y! N+ G% D3 I# n5 P“Work fascinates me.“ I can & ]) p j. c8 o$ a/ K3 K
look at it for hours!
( Z( b4 H% i% U* {1 z- _, \( z- A工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ w% m# X9 R1 `God made relatives; Thank God we , b, k z# O+ |8 E5 m& i+ ?
can choose our friends.4 ~$ N; v$ C6 b6 A1 `7 o2 ]5 k% _
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" B# f7 K5 b: j$ }6 mWhen two’s
7 M* A! a1 L7 z+ _: fcompany, three’s the result!8 A+ _ L0 _/ i% \ p7 M
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 {5 i. J( h7 iA dress is like a barbed - V+ y( l) Y. i" M: U4 M
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 7 \% k2 S( C# W. h$ e# I
view.! ~/ ^! u4 V Q; r) h
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 t* a U% p4 I& p4 u! W3 y
The more you learn, the more you know, " B. B+ G% `3 P% v* x
The more you know, the more you forget.( n% d; ?) H4 }- y% N
The more you forget, the less you
W9 [$ }- i o* v6 { j" H7 o. {know. So why bother to learn.3 [6 ^6 D2 s/ ?' |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 W* D7 F" l( U, m& y) _0 r0 }7 _6 R
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