加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
; r( ]- M6 T, k& ]+ M' `( CMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: I2 ]8 q+ |% w% ^# z* TOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. Q, A0 {: g" e8 ^Save water. Shower with your
. U( i+ b  W- B* p8 d1 lgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. u; [  O# c, _1 F$ Bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 M8 e% |" M+ Y4 y9 C0 JBehind every successful man, there is a
2 J! c1 e$ K" g$ p/ ~- Sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" b! E+ k/ S3 e: q/ Ttwo.
; q) w7 O, |* B# i每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" j% ~: ~0 m: K* J! aEvery man should marry. After all,
# |) l9 c8 r; h$ S1 Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 ]/ h" h' c- i: `& V4 d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# s# z4 o3 l( H6 y# }The wise
- k; ~, A, w$ G8 \: `' o: G. @6 l" Knever marry, And when they marry they become
# m4 ~4 G- X+ ^" Iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 A0 H( J2 Q' x0 a. _; c- JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
/ }; i9 |! M8 f6 v6 e; [0 ?& Qmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" ]: y6 x$ p( `Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
+ b( H/ q9 h1 b, I9 vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' g1 B; |& l$ ^4 C: r爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) Q+ m/ r: r! Zchildren.
4 m. c# ]/ r! }6 ]* C6 ^* C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: q' e% g4 i% T0 X3 j9 E2 }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
0 {* A" F( x5 w. s1 i8 O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 V% V: V: ^) v) T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' Y! o7 W" \5 \4 ]look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
: o( `- f" b4 k0 N8 r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 d  H" ?% x& _2 b% CWhen two’s
. i7 S" b9 ^! }0 [. H% X3 f0 }company, three’s the result!
8 E: B5 k# c# c: a: d1 S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  v% E  r4 x! u/ n9 [/ yA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  ?+ b# y3 O  w1 C$ z) W+ NThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 L5 Q% c5 h0 [9 R$ NThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
! i4 y9 ^1 k9 M) m$ t6 E8 M9 Z9 {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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