加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
4 t, A0 e0 _8 I$ @; ~2 oMastercard & Visa.
1 q& ~# a0 W, R- h. u9 B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
+ f. e- Y8 x1 vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. Q# `! _, X) D: |Save water. Shower with your
+ z$ }" s) ?5 d! f, xgirlfriend.
2 u2 S9 G: ~8 s0 b1 }- R$ H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, R# [  D! d6 |6 Z: \$ D$ u6 o% K1 ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 y$ U# L% `2 B- ^# bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- H' [3 Y3 I  Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" [0 c% h  k) k$ B* j1 `* [two.
! u1 Z6 o0 A5 Q; V0 [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 |. C$ P2 f: DEvery man should marry. After all,
; z$ p7 r1 M# y  Z8 s( g2 p7 ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
, v# f, f0 S' Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 X' `! `0 t  [8 O( f9 p3 |$ U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 X) U" y/ g! V" s6 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
& b8 r% z" W4 h& w+ e8 }+ E3 k0 F1 U' ]; f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
- m/ G# l8 n4 S$ k/ y- a5 m8 K! V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
3 A$ v4 Q$ T" M: w2 ?# G  ^: H/ [photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- |6 f$ z7 m( Y4 `4 I) b6 @! {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! O& y/ u( W! g$ [“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& |. `: c2 N- x3 G. k+ F7 R“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ n3 t8 B  a- b3 l7 p2 x1 mBut why take the risk?
7 Z( X- G% v. a. ?! F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* A( {) U# }1 A6 K3 xlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
! m8 {. u2 m, y* H9 @/ D" J7 ican choose our friends.
) u2 h/ r; W- o, R& {. e- y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# v6 f" T+ Y' o1 q6 v5 dcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ s. S3 e$ j  m2 V- O% D9 M% Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 a/ N4 @- ]$ C8 Vview.
  c) c% E. `4 o3 C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 n( S) Y' f; g% t$ J7 C; SThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
5 z7 x& n  c2 m4 e8 X* j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着