加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! S8 O- d& a. U, rOne should love animals. They are
" z2 e5 Y" x  l$ `* j- Y" fso tasty.
- N+ f* Q3 O5 x5 n# P( x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( z' m" @2 ]6 _- j; `( WSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 R, ^. B# l8 ccaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 d4 P; T; F. m6 I, {& C5 ?( tEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 i* k, t1 M, G  E9 Eotherwise.
2 ]5 v9 y* R) A" K$ G2 I( }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; c, t+ {, M* l& I9 B5 ?/ @/ [Success is a relative term. It brings so
' S5 m, A) h8 y  ~+ d  A) kmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 r: E& t: J0 N# vNever put off the work till
: m4 t: c+ \: }1 ?' u& ^2 etomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ R% M' {; r" x! z* C: OLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' E* o: C' i. J2 x2 v; e2 a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
; P) o1 n+ [$ T" \0 J- T" t, j6 J( jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
- f* y: c4 v: h" p' U; q+ Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
" \8 d: i+ w- S8 |morning.
. C8 u7 f: [6 D" O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* W' h% p) I5 |3 \% x2 fBut why take the risk?
; L5 q7 j7 F! f' a5 ]努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 o! n# y/ N3 j9 Tlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
( Q) p( o% n6 |can choose our friends.
) M' X& m8 l+ O" j: b) E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' x- V$ T+ h% C/ S( sWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
9 x4 M  d' \/ c2 O两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 E' s- C* @( WA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# K$ k  g2 e. N1 l4 s9 vview.
' t$ B1 r" l8 K% |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' Y7 \. c4 ]2 \' IThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 l: Y2 ]: v3 u5 c- uThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
7 C. a% @2 F: ^9 Hknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着