加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
! b5 @; T% w0 T5 P0 H2 H' ~2 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# ~  T% X8 j6 w2 x/ ?% B# G- CSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
! ]( i" E& @) b0 [& }7 Tcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* B8 [$ W+ [) _! v5 atwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" P1 n. k* Y, B1 r8 Q( ^Every man should marry. After all,
9 g! b/ B3 p8 s' q: L; Uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
: W2 _2 k: M; _6 v: z3 k/ z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: K7 m/ P/ ?7 P# F( gThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 W, o( Z  Q4 T, H+ ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
7 `6 C6 I- e' d- u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ v. A8 E  @* OLove is
: n  P) r1 f  E  S! e8 Z+ Ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ J* D9 [! }& H: ~" }0 H; Y9 h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
2 t  ?3 ^" Y  _backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* C. }! ^8 p7 f  Zchildren.
$ R( Y% F% P7 k: G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
& C1 a( u$ M1 t8 U- }9 Wdreams.” So go to sleep.
% n  ?/ I% T! H( K# _) x, K6 s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
, N. _8 H) R7 O$ d应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 D( g. Q5 f0 g* o8 X“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
. w7 p' g/ \* d2 D+ N1 r3 n* h! U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
4 F/ `3 t$ r# S# N( z  A) |; P, s6 U9 u工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 h1 K$ [" S% k5 w2 l7 H6 iGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 [; O/ _3 }2 E9 Dcan choose our friends.
1 Q/ s6 F1 h% u  K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 G( p! ]% K% X, T/ C( }" G/ C. OWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" k# @0 {9 s" w. ?6 T$ A4 f4 Vview.
5 \- W9 `0 C/ j' s  V5 o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
# X2 T" a. v+ S: O* q, Y& A0 dThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ W6 H9 {  o; l) J  oThe more you forget, the less you
, ~6 C8 ]: Z1 |, I) t" eknow. So why bother to learn.
& R& Q% M( p2 I+ |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着