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Money is not everything. There’s
2 r3 | l* g* r4 p' JMastercard & Visa.5 D0 \8 w( e$ O! g9 b1 S
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' s' Y* x P# m& ~7 COne should love animals. They are
" T+ u- c1 ^7 Y' s$ R9 H' ]so tasty.7 f- e6 ], P* t, ]+ ?
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% A7 U5 A2 b+ n4 l/ W) OSave water. Shower with your $ J; Y7 j: c H8 s- r
girlfriend.
( Z' S9 g& E0 n2 W' N6 v! B要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 u. u! \0 ?/ N/ X( E, w
Love the neighbor. But don’t get , X, |4 @2 |. W4 h3 V
caught.
# C) ^% ~- ?. P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( u9 q7 i9 @. P5 }3 \' K
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ I: B% \- b* h" u" `) o1 sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( \: X- _/ y: E* F+ |# s0 q
Every man should marry. After all,
- i2 _' F1 x5 E7 j* fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
# q6 Y+ ]- F, T% K, f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。% a5 E: ^& q2 o
The wise
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otherwise.
6 z) T1 K4 ^9 o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 }6 r* K0 g/ uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ |' t" T) h, @) k+ Z2 k/ Cmany relatives.4 o( f! J5 c( O
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) a4 A' _- R' ?" n+ j1 aNever put off the work till ( m$ m! p6 k. I: H# y9 R( v
tomorrow what you can put off today.
- |- J2 e1 H5 ?9 B' `7 i: m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 g: Z6 f+ _4 Y: Y, w$ F' _Love is
% K6 K8 N# b/ P1 q! v5 rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* ~: D4 n6 c' H6 F/ _+ L* Q, }爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。# \3 H& O1 g0 o
Children in
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children.3 E$ _0 P" S3 w* i* _+ O6 G R
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。5 H- `. o8 a3 J3 ^
“Your future depends on your
; f* L1 ^7 ^# e }: B! W% e2 G- \dreams.” So go to sleep.
' H- I* E" Z( b' P2 q. C“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) d# k) R g3 \" q" @+ F
There should be a
4 u; s: o5 W4 ]2 D4 Zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: ?8 c' z* ]3 S3 X$ i9 _“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , g3 _, x0 O- G) m7 W
But why take the risk?9 p& V' M- h* I- M' C* E8 V
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ p5 H9 m* j* H$ f7 U2 V" l o
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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D. p( M* t! |$ X1 H工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 ~7 e. @% i2 x9 c! h, s3 |/ _/ W, A
God made relatives; Thank God we + ^# _) n% s: }0 a" e& P
can choose our friends.
6 _' x* W# v% u2 l神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) m& h8 T# V+ T' LWhen two’s / o1 W/ Q! A) S$ g
company, three’s the result!
3 J4 L$ X% `. ?( b, [) E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
L+ |% |1 W, s( b' H4 v9 i+ kA dress is like a barbed
- i7 ~0 [$ q' q& C: hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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% s6 ?; G+ \0 t( E. P P服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& {7 W7 y+ o( D7 j# hThe more you learn, the more you know,
( f2 H, u9 k) g. M$ kThe more you know, the more you forget.
- N1 h7 \& {5 ZThe more you forget, the less you + T+ N0 _* D$ ^! P( J2 }; |# d
know. So why bother to learn.
2 _9 u' z0 x) o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ Y7 X/ i* ]1 A6 x为什么学来着 |
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