加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
  }. N5 y/ v$ y9 g; g5 BMastercard & Visa.
9 @' o9 q* [/ G7 |  f. @钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
* a+ n0 H$ ~& ~) N. x; ]so tasty.
8 q+ W3 ]% l0 W  s% s  B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 U' ?# v0 @+ S% Z  A2 n5 P$ DSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. G( i; N* b( ?8 s  _6 ccaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 F' A1 n+ G; ]' _Behind every successful man, there is a
' u$ U, N4 f0 |% e. g; @6 ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; Y$ H* ^- [, itwo.
- l6 C8 r( P# ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. |! n; U6 ^9 REvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
% j  X5 f- j9 F1 O聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% v0 C$ `$ E! Y) CSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
1 A" r" W5 u, t+ K( G9 _& W. Gmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
( Y  {2 }( l4 j) m0 R9 ttomorrow what you can put off today.
# \. S" u6 i# |不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
1 m7 W2 L5 l' i3 f7 q( dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& [# o0 o- F) x4 H' O9 S爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* l. \1 @2 r8 k) X! e: f8 G0 y# jchildren.
. q( D( ^0 v0 s) g. I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
3 Q( s/ i7 i9 L( Cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' ?6 {  t+ T2 \. r$ ]& E1 C3 [/ j“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 ]  a$ c4 I' qBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
" T1 `& c2 G0 V4 ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
" D" Z% `, N/ F  B/ i- l" ~$ K9 Zcompany, three’s the result!
- `, O, l; i  {两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
* p1 X* M1 g8 ?) O" B, T# Bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
  ]" b- o3 w) @/ yThe more you know, the more you forget.
. |6 F4 @# B- X: N) nThe more you forget, the less you
8 P. L6 P- u% N) \know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 _8 p+ ^% j+ v3 ^为什么学来着