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Money is not everything. There’s
% G+ E: h- Q! R8 V4 y+ mMastercard & Visa.
" |% D d9 P2 P# O p1 J; o5 j钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" l1 P3 w4 V" s8 B
One should love animals. They are 9 k3 R$ n4 O# ]* `
so tasty.3 Z) @" m- G! E4 A
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 `& P( f/ i/ @8 ?Save water. Shower with your % {" n# ]) w- J( T
girlfriend.4 K) L0 I, C; K2 ]5 [
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。$ ^7 N7 w/ K) f3 U
Love the neighbor. But don’t get & M, W4 W/ W# Q- V
caught.4 l3 l3 W4 L0 [& u; p
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。' `$ p: r) |7 n( n" P% W
Behind every successful man, there is a
4 E1 Z, C" M* ?$ H" _man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 1 l7 C; \ }0 j6 H7 R# e Z3 [0 q
two.3 N5 a* F5 S2 d3 }% {3 c6 [; T% r
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。% f$ Q; T _% ]# d
Every man should marry. After all, # c$ b, U4 y; \% \
happiness is not the only thing in life.
, b* n5 ]# @. H4 Z. t8 s, `" _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) p5 Y, K a5 P( l' y- V
The wise
# z" s% Y# m" ]. b6 wnever marry, And when they marry they become
% e. u1 C+ K: D: M; |; S+ V) motherwise.- t/ ]3 Z' V5 ]) E% L/ A$ C. {
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 {6 u, [9 O( o1 J0 eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ x( b3 d/ {2 Emany relatives. ~0 J) o' b7 X; e# [
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. t/ A9 v6 N, KNever put off the work till
1 i( I% U0 F+ N0 m: }! }! Ztomorrow what you can put off today.
+ [/ [: y! {) W" z0 [9 r4 I" R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, Q. p6 g" i4 S x: R3 A, lLove is 9 T2 X- m5 ^" i8 a
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.6 |& Q+ q0 n' o& T& }- y, l1 X
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 p; S# j9 B' E8 Z" j; t j4 g
Children in 2 }' S, v8 y# T
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * ]2 ~; S3 W" u7 @3 I0 S O- A
children.
7 {9 `+ T+ @+ F后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 B, H) m, R+ Q1 @* H1 m( x
“Your future depends on your
% ?: P6 b% _) v; z" w& Z4 Edreams.” So go to sleep.
0 L& W0 q) `3 C9 x4 _' V; [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 U: \6 X. [ B4 B" c6 O& ?, s# VThere should be a 7 x- H3 T T" t$ g+ B
better way to start a day than waking up every $ _7 ~, q& e! [
morning.) G9 n' Q- ?) C; W
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 p3 v& p" R4 @9 K$ T“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; o3 R% [' e7 n$ y$ R! ?% ] JBut why take the risk?
( K) V/ u9 Y& @. \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. H" R D" w d4 y$ A
“Work fascinates me.“ I can . |- q8 o/ |+ q4 {8 ^
look at it for hours!8 _6 }+ B ~2 Y- {( w) k
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ A3 g9 ~/ C) v2 z6 [7 P H6 [God made relatives; Thank God we
' Z, P0 `9 Z! p! E9 Ncan choose our friends.5 G: D3 O; B( l5 b( [( k, Y; W
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ V `' @: T4 y1 U" n2 X, A
When two’s
9 h3 I6 [% a) e& _3 n$ k9 N3 M+ `% Acompany, three’s the result!
9 i$ w0 |2 N" R& _两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- M2 }# ~- Y, [7 eA dress is like a barbed $ v9 O! `( A7 i( P
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; j/ ?% x: e* X' I* i& i2 iview.
' j& l: D+ {5 e1 e0 W% R- K9 @服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: E% H3 w8 \3 ]. S0 @3 [8 DThe more you learn, the more you know,
H: H- t/ C, y8 _( E: N, |5 y3 MThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 F) L8 T% C' o$ p0 {5 O; _The more you forget, the less you ( h) E) ^9 T/ a( a- G( N
know. So why bother to learn.$ }' c3 e! c. C
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, % ~3 ]3 U. o% D. n2 ~
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