加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ G- C9 f) W( ~& qMastercard & Visa.
7 t3 D2 i8 o: s1 `3 k# V& ?- F: v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 ^9 X0 N2 m8 S, v4 WOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
. _4 t  c2 y% y# d/ Z, `happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* X6 G% O  m/ w! F6 J+ Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 _5 n6 O, L1 u! `0 v( [, cSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
0 z+ u6 W2 D7 Wmany relatives.
4 Y! @3 u4 I2 X2 q0 F7 E! D( q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" t9 y" B4 {$ N  y/ I- V  K. KNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( B- ?+ B4 s0 U+ ^  }# X, B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 ~7 D* ?3 @( j3 zLove is
, a2 i# t6 o  i/ S  u3 o9 dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' U  [# l* J: z: Hchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 K, Y2 [; s; H0 o* q“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 S/ H9 k4 Q5 E4 ~8 }  G5 Y" j% u“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 K+ I9 E  D- x0 x' [4 SThere should be a
0 p. B; X! E; X1 hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
, |7 n# Y8 N& o$ t3 G: [& U) kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 V3 ~" _+ x3 E" u% S( n0 i1 dBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! h: l4 K/ n, @. f9 y/ U1 I* b“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* C, j7 O0 H( D1 \4 M7 dlook at it for hours!
$ G# _( c. b" U8 ?$ N, i工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 q9 r: T, K9 L. }* ]' ]% a' ~+ jcan choose our friends.
/ B. N2 `% m" f) p! C* N; W' D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 y& Y" u- n. S$ aWhen two’s
1 r1 B  ^: n% f% Kcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 U. ?  G1 c9 b, d$ \6 `view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 U7 x, z0 @% v+ vThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
" ?' S* _0 y! N. Y- Oknow. So why bother to learn.
2 S3 k  _. S6 I8 r& _7 U学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# Q  ^" \) v, |2 f- M) d) e; W) @为什么学来着