加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 J: O) S' H& W7 p7 OMastercard & Visa.
- |. j& a; S6 [5 N0 I6 p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 @& j) e$ [3 f% `Save water. Shower with your
: U; |) @6 h9 f! Dgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 z( K' l# A2 U4 j" v2 bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ Y0 w5 C  P* e4 ?Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
7 J, u0 Y6 X  c$ I' L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* T) H' K* r, @8 _4 G1 AEvery man should marry. After all,
0 o1 W8 h: \  j8 w3 `happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 e  i" W+ L# X) G4 }, WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
2 Y- H8 C: H0 s) V' A" Ctomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 f$ ?% q$ r' g$ Y6 uLove is
" y) R* ?9 F; C: O/ Sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" h& C% d3 d! K- g, G3 vChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 u6 q  E8 e" l' T“Your future depends on your
- x* @+ }# u+ p6 G; v* ]/ ]" Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
; r& o. r) T5 W8 H5 k“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 x2 [5 Q9 ~, y- O" D, S# l+ N8 uThere should be a
, g: q/ W& N+ x+ O2 D' Q; {better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
# a; V' |! T2 ]+ u1 D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 D2 C1 s; v5 N  |& ]* A0 Fcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
) c* q4 z6 x' Y7 ]$ ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
5 j% M  W8 f$ I& N9 |' e, {& v& F: M服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" q3 |5 l. e! {* d: i0 h6 X2 `The more you learn, the more you know,
- a: d$ P1 M; g) k  D: D- PThe more you know, the more you forget.
" y* }* X: L9 @! I  ^The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
, }5 s& O! @7 z. e: y( t( d# O( a. C学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% F8 t) C# f" [- J$ o' |/ ?8 d- p为什么学来着