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Money is not everything. There’s
# u, I0 M! i% ?- D* ZMastercard & Visa.; ?5 n) L$ ?. b6 {; j4 Q/ @, x
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ [2 j( N1 ] z' KOne should love animals. They are X* N& T7 r; J9 K! O2 i
so tasty.
) D8 }; _ r3 w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! d. Q1 R5 i) J0 a" ?* h1 aSave water. Shower with your , p+ f$ r7 V* m% _- i. F3 L- z
girlfriend.
2 J# [& M& Q1 u. F: ^7 @; R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; |# A7 N3 I- f c' `
Love the neighbor. But don’t get , p- `( p# t4 r/ J6 D
caught.
7 k5 ]! d8 F1 y- c4 K8 v! L3 Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 y+ t: ~0 `; P) l8 B( P6 a5 E; |Behind every successful man, there is a
: e) i# P& R- C) M; Z" Z6 @6 W/ Vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 _3 X+ t! N, l1 I4 I* |Every man should marry. After all, 9 k& Z( n3 z. l4 y+ `; g6 J
happiness is not the only thing in life.! [9 v2 J3 F8 Z; l
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ O$ `! x4 d! t( rThe wise ; z- B5 x( U/ V1 u$ b9 G* H: \$ l+ M
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' i- Z9 I5 ~8 U: b: [
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 t% q' Z) n; H7 s
Never put off the work till 3 T7 f( f* r& t$ s% B2 R o
tomorrow what you can put off today.0 C) D& U3 d ]- p9 r
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ j! c' u( K* {# }
Love is 6 ~- k! Z8 |" h, F: `0 @
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.6 P" s+ y! p% J6 b+ M
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 V( E k8 p' D9 ?( @- m
Children in
7 x- N6 E# R% `7 ~' h( M0 obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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# R8 w: p/ e# N3 Y+ G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; I. ~* s% L7 L“Your future depends on your
% x5 ]% m5 L+ n$ Q$ b% K3 [dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 U6 C' }0 y% q* r! H/ O7 i: _" m4 h“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 u! i5 S+ F( Q: h4 ?0 pThere should be a
2 m2 x" r+ y+ Y1 {% E4 C9 G2 dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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, k0 B0 w5 r6 D g; t9 q& h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 J" W, U8 T1 D9 [( i“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ' R, J/ c( O( ^
But why take the risk?. z" C- M7 B8 w/ [( ^, n/ L$ q
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 U% L3 n. j9 x1 b) U“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% J* c3 ~8 P# Jlook at it for hours!
- {* Q" q6 b& d% x/ l% a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 k5 @. T, v P, p
God made relatives; Thank God we % W8 |+ d5 `8 x' d) S8 Z4 R6 E
can choose our friends.8 H& M8 r% e. A. V/ |) A6 w
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!$ V& r6 v' J' m
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!8 [- d. W4 b0 x3 N6 E* Y9 {( T8 A
A dress is like a barbed
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view.
Y: R5 \- [& K9 Q0 N9 j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 h0 U( A- w: s, j; y6 k0 GThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 K* @1 D& n# r" cThe more you know, the more you forget.
( _* p- t7 j2 |. o& G) A/ ?The more you forget, the less you 5 a. O: t [1 w9 D5 D1 r$ E
know. So why bother to learn.) R3 I) ^. h6 I4 d& Z; g; h
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , Y2 |! j% n. U9 s
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