加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
2 z# c" N  V- @) WMastercard & Visa.
3 P, N7 }4 g% v( D" t, S钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# I4 F  E4 p+ l% c4 ^/ [/ i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: f; H) w" k9 JSave water. Shower with your
& ?  {4 m2 ?2 ~% [; v2 U- l& ugirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 n# O7 T, g; i* F& \% A+ Y/ REvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 q- q, }% q/ }再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
9 z8 U$ F; Q* Z! O! j, ?1 ^0 C  r* uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 e. e8 L" N5 O3 \% Nmany relatives.
' _& z# H' h) n5 z8 H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- z- f9 h5 N! x- u7 o4 X* g/ |Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
& q- U, R+ P+ w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- O, n8 c. n' ELove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 K( C: O' k  e3 p0 L- g: w7 T# PChildren in
& T/ f+ s" y; j- W1 o7 xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
0 Q8 i( l+ o. D' d1 P  ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ Y' Z- x8 S$ e3 s8 Y  z“Your future depends on your
* P* E0 i! v# T" W+ _dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
1 f1 @# A" k* Y9 p1 P) u. s) Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
( N+ L5 K- \9 t& w. M* t3 ?morning.
. T  L2 R% Q) e) u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
7 T" a+ C0 D1 ^1 J4 ^* s! r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% f4 m) _: A' G7 ]God made relatives; Thank God we
7 G1 D7 f  {# f/ Y; u; m" Mcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 q5 I+ P2 Q& s  D# H  y4 fWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
& r/ @1 u% l& \# S% R" e; @$ W服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
; k- K  {" m1 VThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* o. P7 J1 d0 A; f为什么学来着