加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ ?9 I# f! Z& u4 c% D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 c" B: i, t9 W; Z* n2 x$ F* FLove the neighbor. But don’t get
( z5 ?, X7 `$ k( T; w6 P& t; A' {$ Tcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 b% R+ ^, B" }& T+ G. SBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ h, o* ^2 X2 F( l  g. Ntwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ ]8 p+ c% p  B& v( w% F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
6 t# K: @( l) b* Xnever marry, And when they marry they become
- w; ~6 N/ ^1 P/ G; Wotherwise.
% p/ e2 L. c; @0 V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; E) k2 `/ [' ~2 b' lSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
0 |2 b; [! }2 J2 ]- T: M% H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 @. K8 p" M: B4 x, M; w! Wtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
9 Z# ~  Z. O2 h( ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! |" ~0 ]4 K4 H* p$ L. ]) @5 w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) b: N7 x: G0 J6 R5 L/ q: V; }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; h, k/ A( d+ x4 }5 a$ E" ?+ [There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
, A8 i, s, K5 F- P$ u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: s" }# `; W* D. v: L' R7 M: A“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
' x- w: N* K1 }+ o4 p" q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
6 v5 ~- l7 r! {- e0 _+ [can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; _4 O/ o, ^. CWhen two’s
+ v5 y1 Z4 |7 ncompany, three’s the result!
( x* ]. ^2 x! n  ~* J两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) b* U4 c( L0 g- M: r  BA dress is like a barbed
1 b# Y+ V4 ~) P) O; Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
( ?! S1 R# R2 u9 {+ N: }5 |# |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
. O" R# }/ J, G4 y) i: LThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
, d! B) q2 j4 q  g& \5 e" K( v: b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 y( `* Q2 Q+ b% o8 N0 p3 Z3 R为什么学来着