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Money is not everything. There’s + w7 [2 r }- M$ L) D- D" u: l
Mastercard & Visa.( ]% `3 D- V1 ~" c* ?! l5 k5 f
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) R, ~- i. ?4 x6 E6 j. k
One should love animals. They are
" R1 p( X% C# L) ~) Jso tasty.
7 D. R2 O4 ?( n/ I5 Y$ N每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) h! K' G, m1 B1 G4 s( Z+ a% R2 N m
Save water. Shower with your
9 V9 ~+ M2 E! _1 i8 t% Lgirlfriend.: O$ J' w3 ~0 Q( r& C
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; U: i/ k! o: ?, K8 u3 q
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 {% R3 e& T. r5 n6 N+ V4 i8 X6 tcaught.
, ]* \+ z1 I6 E# M9 V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。3 J3 d( _, {2 j
Behind every successful man, there is a # c5 }9 f- i8 F' B4 s6 ?% ~9 }- G1 G
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 2 R; E0 A& N {. c O" \1 T
two.# {) }% J% N' G7 i! c6 I
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: T$ t2 w, k1 B SEvery man should marry. After all, 4 y- t9 m. o( D4 A$ e3 i/ |
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% y- ?, `1 ?" P- l3 N Z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 G2 u1 _' s0 j% r7 t# nThe wise
& Z' C: ?- ~' |+ ~) @' {never marry, And when they marry they become
! z4 |) [/ n2 ^! m: d3 v1 h/ p* @) eotherwise.
4 T: I9 X6 J9 I1 m9 f% X' }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' F1 u# M+ Y8 X/ l5 Y& o: eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so % b L- R$ H6 P4 R& D8 R, h8 i
many relatives.) G$ A. P! \% T/ F0 |0 W) X4 G
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 p% M, \& o4 s1 _% `4 lNever put off the work till
( }9 ~4 b% p( d7 qtomorrow what you can put off today.
+ r& I( i$ b3 o9 O8 l9 q4 u9 h不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。- r U& T* |$ i6 ^
Love is % f9 a2 l$ k, k8 f, ^
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) B, S7 T0 b2 L6 x+ \7 b! T3 z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。# P; j8 E" \+ J, W* f4 [
Children in 3 C, l/ w, f: P6 {5 j5 J8 }- T
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause + c3 g4 A$ m" d% @
children.! k* a9 C7 @% K
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' u# a3 p0 K) h: T' ?6 y( I7 j“Your future depends on your 3 m _ z" z: @" {
dreams.” So go to sleep.
X! [7 o$ f( {6 z9 @2 }" m“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 }& z9 D" j! X5 kThere should be a ; w( n q1 |2 s3 u' _1 i: }+ U3 A
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ d! p* y2 V& Y: _% ~- @
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 0 ?, X8 M7 K, y3 c7 Z( g& E
But why take the risk?
1 n1 [4 A: ~+ t7 S) \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. C' G) o _% u" G% @8 u6 Q; i; w) l“Work fascinates me.“ I can 2 V' _/ R0 p D& t7 y7 f
look at it for hours!
; Z& a' {7 m; s; [) g* G# f工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, W8 e: {/ J) Z
God made relatives; Thank God we
. \$ {4 m" u7 m3 W E" [can choose our friends.
* ~) Q% G" u/ H( ^3 ?4 I0 Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( A6 ~! F N; R7 W$ X; g5 v5 y. p4 ?
When two’s ' r; R7 a. J6 S. C- d+ v4 |! K
company, three’s the result!7 X( C" a' p6 z6 G
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 f6 m, J# C- XA dress is like a barbed ; r. a! o6 F0 U' p9 i
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" i! M7 x$ {; P( L$ h$ Z/ T! Rview.$ d8 f0 w" S. m5 T t& v+ D% e
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
]* V9 Y+ p. w1 `6 L pThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 d# p, ~* t0 X$ mThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 ]7 F$ [2 ]' j* XThe more you forget, the less you 0 y8 m9 |1 E" k+ V1 S
know. So why bother to learn.
. q+ p+ N+ j$ X6 W( G9 g4 G/ g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ [5 W$ A! C$ s1 |' u为什么学来着 |
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