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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ) }! o- k: j9 S$ V1 f- f' w' N* [
Mastercard & Visa.+ j8 D2 g! J" D% b, d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* J9 v* Z, D9 I8 i2 N5 ZOne should love animals. They are
8 M3 Q7 P" s- l& T6 p5 Y5 X" ]% yso tasty.
* w- c, _8 T8 w% j0 L# u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ S; T1 ~1 c. U& _& s; G8 s5 mSave water. Shower with your
- C: B: ?, C" b& P) _7 }$ t* i# `, mgirlfriend.- l1 |) x& ]7 w8 t$ u
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, g; a0 g" s' Y4 h8 u% z' mLove the neighbor. But don’t get " C9 S/ j8 j/ _2 v4 r& n
caught.4 a7 d9 j6 o" k) P' k
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* c. w7 }. ]2 S* x- |$ T9 ~& p5 J% hBehind every successful man, there is a : s" @; j# Z: b6 l
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are   f+ t& U( o7 l' l$ ]2 \0 L
two.: Q( R5 W7 |" o. v0 L$ n* X
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. F' `0 Z- o' ]Every man should marry. After all,
" j7 ?: W/ M  O2 {happiness is not the only thing in life.
% D$ p5 O7 l$ D/ ^1 |0 u* M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, m" ?6 j( A7 c  [* `3 w1 C# c
The wise
, Z* [% R, b- Gnever marry, And when they marry they become
6 K6 C$ w) S1 u) O- Qotherwise.: M2 B' f  b/ R5 A% |
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。0 R" N0 U( K0 ~9 V; N4 F
Success is a relative term. It brings so , x- l+ F0 f3 z" [
many relatives.
+ F7 p; F! ?' B% }/ e/ ~! S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 Z' L9 j2 T" |" E; {1 Z$ t4 `' INever put off the work till
7 t3 `) Z9 r9 _: ftomorrow what you can put off today.# d  e. x$ ?: @4 }: Q2 t
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 x# |8 [( q$ cLove is
7 D' G8 G7 J2 Y+ ]6 s8 Xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 `3 e- ], |. J% m; {$ S
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ b% c& c* ]8 f  ~- F0 DChildren in 0 V' D+ X% n. P3 C! E
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ( S9 ~! A8 _8 P$ H5 g1 z
children.( D) X( C6 Y$ T) A- L: c* d3 O' y$ T
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ v9 v+ W1 \5 C: Z  A4 m“Your future depends on your   l* r2 A. K! V, k  B; k
dreams.” So go to sleep.. j3 V1 x. x% I% m& B7 ]: j
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( C+ A4 G4 R6 g. \" KThere should be a 1 X! b4 G+ t6 Z
better way to start a day than waking up every 0 z% X; q& d7 z; k+ j
morning.
6 V% X/ W) G- n+ R& W2 l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。. X2 I) @8 }" D3 k8 N! F* K
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; A  D4 w4 i' W6 V0 NBut why take the risk?: [1 S+ V( N! T- T. O! y* ^& C
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& S* L0 E3 ^6 c# Q“Work fascinates me.“ I can 5 y. ~6 G7 @# p1 x( Q
look at it for hours!3 G$ W, o4 y& y+ B# p
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 b) o5 s! `% J8 y% aGod made relatives; Thank God we % O% u$ j8 z" u9 ?/ r( k) f
can choose our friends.
9 c) ]' i' ]% j3 m2 ^' X  s1 v* T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 a2 G* m8 C9 v! r8 y& y! N
When two’s % ]* Q# d* Y! Y5 j$ H
company, three’s the result!$ t* m% P% X2 W! \
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ _# _. X$ }8 x3 EA dress is like a barbed 5 x& U9 _$ p. O3 i- \
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. R8 v. H, a* C8 nview.
* v0 u" P! U; e9 i! o9 G+ t" w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 a3 i$ y& R9 o  IThe more you learn, the more you know, 8 @- d# A2 n. c9 q0 M# O  Y
The more you know, the more you forget.
. i! o3 ?  C( l" e3 f6 D( O9 sThe more you forget, the less you & ^* F$ T  G* a3 T1 S# k) }
know. So why bother to learn.
8 u- w* r; p3 g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, " S7 d+ T4 \( E6 p4 z3 \
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