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Money is not everything. There’s
( L- m# N4 B/ q$ U# EMastercard & Visa.
5 ~( G4 y8 H6 U2 J: k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。& O1 L: R& b( n# ?) Y9 J/ b) o
One should love animals. They are
q5 Y. I" c% d4 {so tasty.
; f5 R" [4 w! \5 T5 F! t" f. e1 Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! ]! g: d' @6 w7 s4 g9 ?$ ~ nSave water. Shower with your - H$ z. P" l4 r+ T* s
girlfriend.4 X' w5 |6 d) _" s: k
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4 y% d4 k! U9 f) O7 J4 k
Love the neighbor. But don’t get . n! |. Q! V5 [2 U( b4 E; s B5 E
caught.
- y' h1 ^/ m9 G( W" c: d% q8 T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' S" F$ v8 ^. W4 w7 w1 |Behind every successful man, there is a % ]' f4 Y5 Y$ g6 M4 p- t! \
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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% m M* _/ i. }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. Q" W0 @6 ^2 u8 qEvery man should marry. After all,
- Z* `* z4 H7 o% b: |! v) nhappiness is not the only thing in life.; d3 {% u+ H2 I
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 W, J. s0 |7 P8 m4 pThe wise
3 v! T1 |- x0 _never marry, And when they marry they become ( ~9 A( e* i+ w; [4 {# b% N
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- n( |. t1 D& y8 b1 `8 Y* N) LSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 5 ?+ b( y ~0 D0 R' U# F
many relatives.
0 w+ _7 y4 a' c6 q2 Z$ q2 x" D# p. E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ s' t" B1 }" w, }! {0 aNever put off the work till
# y# X; L" }$ Q+ etomorrow what you can put off today.; p! Y, o- V- ], p0 t! }
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 w8 J6 `; U; c: ]
Love is ' W" t3 K( e" |/ `& y& c. Y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 O: ?5 T& I; y7 P- a/ _4 D
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 ^* s5 z* p( a h- y! F1 b* a& \Children in
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 d4 J1 [) U! I: v# \2 V
“Your future depends on your - u* ?2 }9 J7 l: R- m
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' g( b. F+ S+ T w! }+ J1 L6 O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
# a3 K3 T" b1 A) JThere should be a
9 \; h' N7 G# h: K2 B# s: f# ~8 Fbetter way to start a day than waking up every 4 V, j' u5 s2 G( m
morning.
( U) B `# _. x( ?% @5 j2 r应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 c) m, c" L. V“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 N0 z/ }1 e1 d5 s5 ]' K0 GBut why take the risk?
) W4 K! s4 b- _1 D努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 e2 e$ ]8 b6 E$ Z: I8 F/ L1 p“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" ^0 C& g. }2 H: Tlook at it for hours!
, J1 j% ^" e" m1 I- c工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" e0 Z* s% h' x- _+ u# j* X! V
God made relatives; Thank God we
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 x) r2 J* i/ t7 v: A+ LWhen two’s 2 l6 M2 V7 v$ p1 K: J: n' c
company, three’s the result!/ ]$ c7 I. P$ b, z4 e# J
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" i- r& D: h6 j' N# ~ IA dress is like a barbed + L3 l9 m( W) }4 ?6 }! D0 N
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 9 M4 x+ Z+ _( b% Z5 D9 o; `
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ n" T4 H- S, F3 O. M0 F3 RThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ p6 `! A" `9 u- I" I2 BThe more you know, the more you forget.
E; z# l/ f" @The more you forget, the less you
! x5 ]& ]: s# c' F7 i) R* |" Nknow. So why bother to learn.* S& d$ w& t" r# V2 k5 A
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, / g; R3 w" h7 t0 p1 \3 g% v4 Z9 ?
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