加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
% P& _: `6 N) T: w* ?+ k* ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) t6 F. Z9 v( H  N1 d  XSave water. Shower with your
6 n/ o, E  m2 U1 A0 u. [" b" y. Jgirlfriend.
! |9 C2 r+ u8 J0 s$ n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ `, C6 m1 \% F- q  s8 bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
3 D+ z+ y6 y0 _8 q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 L/ F; |8 R; v( l5 [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) z5 o9 [4 C7 ?- O7 Dtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; {% h$ `7 ~$ k5 P$ X2 \Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
' C5 L) j1 P6 a6 s2 |' ?# y# P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 z$ |2 |1 u/ \6 [4 Y% K& l/ E$ ISuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ I& r  y( [8 X' ~  ?3 {7 g  Vmany relatives.
, S( g" Y1 a0 [/ q3 [0 p成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
% y/ I0 M: I! e" mtomorrow what you can put off today.
+ d& O" p" a/ s5 L不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. P6 w3 {- l; z. |* G+ I$ TLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" {* U. p# s, ?Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; ~0 h1 Y0 o& ^/ U4 }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
( r8 y( @! i& q& d. A6 X! C7 gThere should be a
* F' m# T+ N+ ^) Q; x9 v! ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
  u4 y1 B& m4 B+ m) ]+ tmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ w% h9 h2 x- |6 [6 c8 ~. A- h! EBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. E9 W) _9 S: q" [9 _; S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 U$ ?/ o) v6 w3 FWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 u8 v9 T+ u/ t! G/ D) q& V) T6 xA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
. O. Y- n3 Z% B' A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
1 y- i7 g' ~% @3 c5 eknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- J  L5 m  h" m5 ?为什么学来着