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Money is not everything. There’s , ?! G! \' m3 m" H* `& M" _
Mastercard & Visa.
% N# r5 p. C5 ?! k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 q3 E% q# e; s7 a9 h$ f$ G' sOne should love animals. They are 8 ]+ Z" @* B; p, j# g+ |$ |8 g
so tasty.
! o% _; X* @$ _/ a/ L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
O9 r8 n. ~8 L9 [0 m3 qSave water. Shower with your L. X5 z( Z# a. \
girlfriend.
1 }) X' j$ G# w5 ]要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 q1 ^9 q1 U$ v" P5 V
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) T* A7 ~3 Z8 \ J, u
Behind every successful man, there is a
% u6 d8 ?1 w: ^! A* Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ J3 K# v% q& {1 b, p3 |4 L3 d: Ntwo.
, u7 @" d& {+ f& x3 {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。2 s( i; ]2 u4 R% z+ ?0 C% W
Every man should marry. After all,
: W; r1 X/ E- j. L3 W6 @4 vhappiness is not the only thing in life.. U( w( h X0 O/ E/ h- |+ ]
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 g8 w% c% Q$ w5 P) @The wise
; [- I; r$ \* I* p: [6 o) @7 V- Cnever marry, And when they marry they become 9 g5 _2 p' Y4 z/ x! Q+ t
otherwise.
& o2 H. n% w( Z, ]8 [, C3 E: a9 `) G+ V( a聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 a1 l4 F0 p" ^: X% Q' M
Success is a relative term. It brings so ! ?( i! M4 \) d0 d5 c
many relatives.6 c |! L. X" {! u( ~' N
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) G" @+ N( i% t: }8 WNever put off the work till
: \0 i* T( P7 s( F$ W% E+ j8 o: Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
: n; E2 }3 ^) a2 s; t* T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# E* P! ~) O) \$ u/ ]# r" v3 RLove is ; a" T3 i" ^) k
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 g1 R+ T* a) h; x4 u, s; p/ v
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* c- M N6 x/ z" O/ q" w0 AChildren in 0 C7 E9 P: o4 x7 Y+ o* n
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 B: ?7 v# j: fchildren. ~" z4 x2 n' J% F
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% P2 ?0 z9 ]3 }& c“Your future depends on your
6 ]2 v" ^ @8 c) w2 q& ]8 R# |0 ddreams.” So go to sleep.; g# n" S6 p! a/ p! {
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' T" p7 N8 j% B4 h0 ~+ i5 k. mThere should be a ' ~; j D2 b7 r
better way to start a day than waking up every ; d+ e( C) s/ h9 p+ s" T
morning.8 |; h9 A4 f ]' }1 _3 ]; R6 X- |0 J
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ F4 J% m, r9 q: z" k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" K! U8 e& u1 q! hBut why take the risk?8 e' p5 W/ u5 I3 b0 j- k* V
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* X4 B: l5 }: M/ W+ l# @9 H6 \
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ) i& B4 ], z0 d" h% J% x
look at it for hours!
7 y! T5 n8 ]3 T7 E' \工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 \/ N( ?% L0 x: MGod made relatives; Thank God we . S) o3 l$ S3 [% E# c, V- D
can choose our friends.4 O2 q3 w w% \. }
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 t7 L# [- ?8 G) n0 @( X! r
When two’s 7 v0 _$ g* G. i2 Z# Q- j( s3 q0 A
company, three’s the result!- {; N [! G, B j6 D- @
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!/ T" _5 ^8 E' Y; j, _
A dress is like a barbed 3 n1 J0 M+ U& D1 E2 L& ~$ x
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ~- v$ i4 l. R( L2 ]0 L0 W1 W/ |
view.$ B" T2 n I8 D* o2 r1 }0 b
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ c9 w$ G0 _, D/ e- n% Z- O! k
The more you learn, the more you know, + u1 @7 a+ v: z6 l+ d: Q& f
The more you know, the more you forget.
# y- i3 g& |# F) e) y% ^; j) iThe more you forget, the less you ) d: z" H" }" X& E
know. So why bother to learn.2 Y/ }8 y% R3 B) Y
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ W4 c: W8 d1 S0 g为什么学来着 |
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