加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
# y- {8 Y# K. z  B3 DMastercard & Visa.
0 m9 A5 S1 R7 S) x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 m2 }6 O. O/ h6 X: ^; yOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 W9 I$ b3 @! M! gSave water. Shower with your
0 N3 P) M: j! Bgirlfriend.
# m+ q& u3 K8 E2 m$ {: b要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) m7 Y! y) `& K' m* dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 C7 M: h+ g. w$ t4 Xcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
% D8 g# O! n5 y' _man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- N" P4 B& d2 b/ W  A* Btwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% j6 F/ a! o  m* g; T  SEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 r6 |  K# i9 C2 j8 }Never put off the work till
0 B9 i$ I0 J( jtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 s! R( L6 w/ T* T9 n: B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
* Y7 O# R' q) H1 jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 I. Y4 X9 v! s: b+ p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
! L% H4 N2 _1 Q4 Ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
3 v' p0 z5 F; J后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ s2 e8 H0 o4 A( B0 s) D/ F% GThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
6 x# I9 ~; m* O- G* d8 H2 k8 f1 k努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  g$ @$ Z  U6 LGod made relatives; Thank God we
! R% o0 n0 d' k! jcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 a$ x. w  N: ^% ~When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ f, z" r8 @% Qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
+ f8 ?0 v0 G% h9 s, `3 ]% k1 K7 s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- D4 }$ s- T  l, x* [; hThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 ?, O$ b- b8 X) IThe more you forget, the less you
* _0 r' K; {- _8 q" [know. So why bother to learn.
" H+ p6 ?3 I4 `# F5 a! I学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 b9 r% g# `/ Z$ R/ O7 w为什么学来着