加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 T, h2 s1 e' D( @Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' q0 z$ G; y; Tso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
# |. c4 r& p0 pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! m1 O5 _* z: O  |3 HLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: e$ u; l4 j0 n) O3 U2 zThe wise
" J% {3 W" h* [$ Inever marry, And when they marry they become
8 B/ ^2 d3 g" E6 \  Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* f8 j( {/ ?8 P( P! tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
! k' V6 ^( H) P+ G& W1 Q+ Ntomorrow what you can put off today.
! j+ s% X, o4 g4 k不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 L6 ]& h$ l! ]3 d8 u% m# EChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) P) r" j/ B% N& l7 g6 I7 Tchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
' [0 W; A! }% z1 {4 i2 I  Adreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
" _, n  n- P' e- B& \; J4 \* Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* c! u- p2 [8 x. e/ O“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. m7 f0 ~1 D( n% R/ j( N( [: Z+ {look at it for hours!
# H2 a( j( G* n工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
$ \) O. N% T8 Lcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; Y: B8 b& e+ X  j4 b. SWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
# P* _$ B* T* j6 K5 `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% {/ ^" s# V% C* H/ aA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ c7 J  K* r4 Z+ `) wThe more you learn, the more you know,
& |$ {. n2 R& E7 E. p# c8 MThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着