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Money is not everything. There’s
% [8 U4 p3 ?; o, \0 ]Mastercard & Visa.
: D' e( e% ~. N$ [: ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ G' o$ h. y: V, oOne should love animals. They are : ~. `2 X5 \ }; e0 _
so tasty.
( v9 Z) O; Q% E! F, Q$ E8 r" o& m每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% L' F7 f$ H- V( p, |Save water. Shower with your
' Y( _- S! E3 F! A1 B. y, a- ?( K% Fgirlfriend.
9 E( Y+ S/ Y B5 v" J6 I; K4 I E3 M' l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。- u4 R* P/ |" W
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 4 N8 U$ l; H* @" k
caught.
7 [9 ]0 H* b) o3 C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ y: U3 W, G1 U$ ^' U) }& u, NBehind every successful man, there is a
$ o/ ]& ?/ t- J! gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are " `( T1 O3 n( F; M
two.% z. s9 ?9 x) |! z* ~/ S
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 d5 ^( s, j6 GEvery man should marry. After all, 2 S( c' P4 e& k- d8 m
happiness is not the only thing in life.$ G. Y0 c0 X- O! I
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) A( U4 E( v1 \
The wise
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otherwise.
* C! R2 t& z' }4 ^4 _) `6 \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 ]% U5 K. Z! |Success is a relative term. It brings so + m1 t, @# l# Q2 r# p( ~ H0 q
many relatives.
7 ]8 e/ n9 q; d4 I成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& C% D5 V. p) k+ N4 q$ `Never put off the work till
. Y) l1 K A# ]/ Ytomorrow what you can put off today.
x, C- N1 o( A7 s5 m- \2 j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ C( Z. ~' X- i" ] |* B
Love is + H1 H( B/ C) [
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 v* F' [% m; Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: \. M) H/ j. j$ C; s) l; eChildren in
/ y+ V: i" p& ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 c; F m) i! e4 I: x
children.6 ^6 Z c8 n7 v6 C8 p3 L o5 ?6 A
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 O6 |8 m, T3 t7 f; X“Your future depends on your
9 Z B; Y& @; vdreams.” So go to sleep.
3 o: T; Y% {' Q K3 Y: j% {2 D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。1 g1 w( n3 d+ r# e
There should be a
" Y2 P! B; s/ ?% M/ D: zbetter way to start a day than waking up every ) U% C% b3 U" K' h. Y# D0 f
morning.
2 X: a1 W+ t' S0 v# w应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# D5 U1 ?. } F7 _2 ?" E“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 7 W' [0 ]5 J% Q/ J
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& |& L! [! Q, X: G( N4 ^“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. ?# C/ [% U' l* q% K0 Z1 Rlook at it for hours!
; G, `: @& T9 N: ]: z: a9 W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" ~9 r$ n+ M: M; W/ F2 @
God made relatives; Thank God we
% O5 E; I- {7 q; n$ X3 fcan choose our friends." x$ Z' T/ C/ Q0 L' e
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( ?& g4 ?" D2 W! [) I
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company, three’s the result!9 b! e$ |( m. S* p
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ ]9 w5 x1 s- IA dress is like a barbed
/ W6 N; y, k, o) V9 z: [7 ?fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. T% A- ^) S( jview.
6 _) K/ e8 `/ p( r+ ~" t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 ~( H! y0 m" i, b9 Q$ M4 Q4 }
The more you learn, the more you know, 8 }! H. s5 l( y0 a- I: h
The more you know, the more you forget.! d X! R7 G* Q
The more you forget, the less you 7 W$ @1 t- ?3 G0 P+ S
know. So why bother to learn.
9 z% w% ?: f$ U: ^学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, . ^# h" t1 \# A
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