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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
7 @' J; ?2 D! O2 Q0 ]Mastercard & Visa.
3 W8 I$ C" v+ G3 U2 ^: h/ ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! E) s5 F9 z& |/ r. UOne should love animals. They are
  B5 U* c6 f6 ?( D! Tso tasty.
4 Y2 F, f' N9 K/ |  I0 |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。1 j' A% k1 g$ a. ^+ T0 e. f
Save water. Shower with your 0 M4 V' e; L0 x: B
girlfriend." [- E- ^& f' ^+ v& i
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。+ \' H2 y% c/ w
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 L- @" s9 W, P& z  y  @5 r1 y  Icaught.
# P8 O/ |, n, s4 P, `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 }* D4 h, l5 m: i. c/ nBehind every successful man, there is a
8 O8 v& o) V/ `9 n; x/ S; wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' P9 X. i* Z( |8 j* ntwo.0 M* P- `4 k7 q3 y7 [& }
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。8 v, B" U' I; p7 p8 d! f# z' \
Every man should marry. After all, : K# `) n2 _) G1 b7 b) L) x
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) T8 E3 r3 Q. k6 ~  V2 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, ]! X5 {# I6 N  W9 i# G, f. ?The wise
; v; s: s+ }2 s  ^6 a3 e% t7 I5 N7 c2 Anever marry, And when they marry they become * S" t5 P4 Y7 n% l5 n4 N4 n9 c9 S
otherwise.. @) \" b6 K+ ?. g. [0 }' h0 M
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。  x& B8 W: @# H9 k" J$ k, I7 T4 Q
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! w4 d0 D+ p: r% h1 R: nmany relatives.# ]7 J5 l4 i8 }4 X
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* ], {7 {, Y* f0 i9 I' RNever put off the work till
0 @1 L' d5 U- q: ?& S5 wtomorrow what you can put off today.
5 e2 K- m* w5 y( h  k4 _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 D. T' e. [% _( P5 W, sLove is
2 {  Q3 `  t, \! xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 d* F4 \- Y( K$ ?# q& H+ ?
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。! E* E: x' K5 \8 L  Y
Children in
9 [! F+ _! c8 p" `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause % _8 A8 g% [$ t% I
children.4 U0 G; u. r  r2 T* j- P, P
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. ~( @8 s- X! R, |$ h
“Your future depends on your
1 _. N) h. T% y- J" V! W) d2 D6 ?dreams.” So go to sleep.
0 u7 @( [' Q3 o  ^& m: U“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 v5 X) X* F6 h* Q4 Z* n: H
There should be a : A. ^0 {. c9 O. }
better way to start a day than waking up every % V, h/ B" `, r7 ^! N4 U
morning.' n/ n2 x/ S4 H: h
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! e7 o  L, b; f) s7 p) g/ }& n1 F) q“Hard work never killed anybody.“ & A$ e+ f7 `5 h& t0 F  a/ X
But why take the risk?# z! O4 I% C' l" a1 n
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。/ Y! Z, K5 E5 H
“Work fascinates me.“ I can + T" ?7 a6 K- d" L- L
look at it for hours!
- d" ]( a) X3 _: d工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ ^/ z2 t. v, ZGod made relatives; Thank God we * [1 `, _! r2 E  X2 Z# j
can choose our friends.
$ F* n: j# H6 [! S# X+ r7 F$ m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  k/ F9 H3 y, U4 u, Y2 k, q; xWhen two’s ) e% I# A% ?' I# D
company, three’s the result!
4 d7 _+ a. J. s7 l& I. K) R$ [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 d" b' W! K8 I/ }/ SA dress is like a barbed ! W; b7 s# N' ~9 P/ z
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* R# l6 V$ s/ w4 z& q3 Jview.0 g/ h8 |2 V# E' a% @8 }
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 Y* T; p& |9 ]& J; s# B+ qThe more you learn, the more you know,
, c" h& M+ O. }' Z! IThe more you know, the more you forget.
* e7 o. G% [6 T2 n8 S2 zThe more you forget, the less you + |. P8 V. @- r, a' j
know. So why bother to learn.
6 {6 |: T* X. l; ?$ z3 h4 y4 A学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 Z( ?3 Q% h# d  D1 V- L
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