加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
8 [! J" J- w: v9 Q/ s/ {# N5 y" IMastercard & Visa.
) c, B  B  g+ W- n$ `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 Q! F" i* G: Y. XOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, y( K! }* a8 M$ J- Y( ]caught.
( V5 j  n- s+ o( q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
* H2 Q8 P/ z2 }9 ^, {man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 a+ P& B% @8 x& A0 P& b  j  @two.
, ]" P1 m5 p0 M1 u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: X8 W, R9 p* {; J" e1 @Every man should marry. After all,
6 a$ X; z* G+ ~happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
2 S2 |  |+ W+ l$ I8 a* x8 e& U; [never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
* N. X, C" `6 A/ ?0 P8 V: {聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
* z3 P- f2 m4 P2 i! H5 t1 \* s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( U/ p+ s8 i. @! d$ {Never put off the work till
, [# u! S5 l9 `1 a9 I& a4 utomorrow what you can put off today.
5 D8 C" ~& g  z: @8 K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 y! l) ]- B/ }- P4 KLove is
) G5 V* u/ m. r. K/ uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  @. G7 P) p9 m9 O1 t% `  b; t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
: I. H2 k# ^5 y& D后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
5 U( n5 n/ {6 H% C% g, |' sdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& @/ ]3 b: B6 _) }- _1 pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 Q8 t. v0 I$ X- j/ q  t5 d“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) j7 o9 C: Y: R. m0 c; M“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
8 y8 x) [1 v. E/ L; |7 P& Q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) F+ G; ?. n; ^! r0 PGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- c- k- d% n* I+ F: t" rWhen two’s
7 \1 H# G2 {+ N, K) i1 w3 E# qcompany, three’s the result!
# m" M# R. l' \; [$ B两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, T  }% ^" T5 J2 xA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& k; e8 m7 f* L9 N( H0 @# R; jThe more you learn, the more you know,
7 k6 [  K- ~4 ~% i) g2 M- O% [The more you know, the more you forget.
% P* o( w/ n# u+ E- `The more you forget, the less you
4 @  Y" ~* u3 _know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着