加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 |. x8 Y% V+ O% mMastercard & Visa.
9 Z# u  ~, ~1 \4 _钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ }; t) b3 G+ qOne should love animals. They are
3 l: `( Q, O) n$ _& l1 A0 iso tasty.
# P6 N& v$ Z7 _  O2 r每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 q9 O) X9 ?: M' r" Z' JSave water. Shower with your
  Y) A* L5 R: _, H* kgirlfriend.
, p2 j* H- ~( I4 f要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
$ x! u0 X0 u9 F- z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- n/ L# L# |! p% ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 T" D( n, ~; xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 g3 u5 M6 B9 m0 D+ T' ~The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
! P5 U0 e- I; b' ?9 D& R( P4 Votherwise.
1 q9 R9 N- X+ e# Q; U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ R: ^* N1 r. Z2 Z% qSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, B  C) w# @7 F0 F4 [2 w成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 X4 n5 k" @# Z1 j- N+ Z. o8 r6 DNever put off the work till
7 `% [/ N' C- ~% t* U' itomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 U3 B" Y  |& I- i: x9 \爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ g. r7 o0 h: a4 h# CChildren in
/ c7 Z. q! A5 f" }backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ ]' q; x  i7 W$ i9 V  M. A9 @children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% B! ~+ a; ]' i; i# K1 y“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( ?+ w+ a9 Y$ Z3 ?. ^! n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 g1 M9 W% H( Y- o+ WThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& r: Z; U( P( J0 ~- u% w# t- `" S) ~But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
  O! ^$ g( h) T$ G2 `6 d! a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% _) v0 S7 D( r% d! eGod made relatives; Thank God we
1 g2 q- F' y6 N" Zcan choose our friends.
# j) X$ |! d% H+ M" k6 q% O( G0 l神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
+ h% H1 H( X0 U' [$ Rcompany, three’s the result!
, W1 U% t' Q1 X, \4 |4 e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
: a  G5 s7 k# p) G9 J# ]& hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" f; M$ I$ i0 S! x' zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 `+ S1 s, @6 Z& A* i# L+ GThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
* w0 [! t) ?' J! b% o2 J- @know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着