加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 c, n8 D/ N# X/ T3 uMastercard & Visa.
1 b/ s! O5 o1 V# i0 l2 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- w' J1 H% ]1 T5 e3 p6 T3 I1 tOne should love animals. They are
: G# t/ z1 k+ n/ H+ jso tasty.
+ R5 r5 G/ y0 f, c+ N0 m+ Z" o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* i- h2 Z* P# J  k8 `Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
9 o$ p3 {9 s8 H9 S& N6 m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; b5 l, Z* W; P" ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* D% ?# {  y' g& S0 y/ Kcaught.
9 t7 Y1 e. B: w$ i要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' a' g5 C0 R7 U4 D# gBehind every successful man, there is a
: a! F7 k1 G6 B) Q1 f6 j9 x; Nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
7 T" \+ `  D- ~* N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
% Z$ ~, j9 n. m' mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# O7 q1 B: ?+ o2 l3 ]The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- \+ K: J  y3 v" G* _* j  `4 x' c! @Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
) g) o( D+ b& K' R+ V1 rtomorrow what you can put off today.
- n) H0 ~, }8 H: c, n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 P" E3 o4 n. u, v/ y, y* \/ h6 LLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* ?6 k1 C! k0 l& m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; q& D; a% Y( k0 S# F& c% u1 JChildren in
9 L5 o% W& x! P! Lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; j/ n, m1 Z3 ^* V7 t/ SThere should be a
+ M& v; g8 @+ r+ g# h. \better way to start a day than waking up every
  v1 K& X4 s* t7 g- Nmorning.
9 W: D& c6 {: L( Q6 c7 r5 q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* z/ ?5 ^8 s* @“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
' [' l8 V/ }5 V- Q$ d+ t8 |: ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 v& k7 }% \5 k9 S8 t6 Xlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ D6 L9 S$ \& l, y1 HGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( O/ Y0 ^% _# h) ~4 U/ n. j9 oview.
- q" X$ W+ S6 x7 e9 \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
. ^% ^9 u: E( G$ G. e1 fThe more you forget, the less you
/ a5 N, {! [, a( r9 U) G- I/ Tknow. So why bother to learn.
3 O! Q( ~' m) k( g6 C3 P" j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 H" \  v- R7 ?! o为什么学来着