加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
  _# o- l! K: ^9 j5 ?% D; V* [钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
. V3 K7 d4 F9 Z6 u# ~: g" V( cso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; R4 I- j# Q4 _% U  JLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
% d. l, o9 K8 o1 z& n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, A; I6 b7 p. K6 IBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
6 {( i* x4 Z3 O3 z; u) n$ l每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 K3 q" u; T0 g! {Every man should marry. After all,
+ O/ G5 R( I/ Z+ [% u! r2 [+ k1 ]* jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
* o) i8 n3 V/ b% w; x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& ]* {" N% d; Z" J; ~The wise
6 k6 b% P! L0 J9 J' S# N4 {3 s% A( rnever marry, And when they marry they become
! z/ \6 H, ?) totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 l; }* n; S; r# KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# s! z' v9 R/ q) [many relatives.
* o$ _6 g" K5 a  v% g8 x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) A/ `" S1 ]+ VNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
6 y  }' q% n: i! Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; I% C! x$ }7 ?2 s6 q2 J  c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 `* g6 a& C+ o0 ?5 t/ EChildren in
' |# i  Y6 u8 `; v# J9 Jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 ]; r! q' j  M! {7 Q% `( V“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 J* z, r# a% j" Q& k( i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 }1 a$ [6 W1 {5 xBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. {2 o8 f$ G% `( m3 xlook at it for hours!
* X6 X0 U- a1 o* f7 g2 @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  M+ I6 F9 g* J! n5 _# j* aWhen two’s
! S0 H+ v1 @) U( Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  D4 g; I# f7 i7 E/ H2 }7 aA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 y  u+ i3 T) U8 N9 \6 kThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 |( B; R0 l. R+ S# j/ w- Z为什么学来着