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Money is not everything. There’s & C5 N9 e1 x k6 e8 n
Mastercard & Visa.( R+ K3 g& V# L( J* N$ T2 e7 T+ d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 q$ p/ r/ Q$ E% Q) h- W
One should love animals. They are
' x, K# S% ]+ m( o; _+ Kso tasty.# T/ R0 F4 z2 J! Y$ F! s) R
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。% Q: ^* t5 W2 j7 Z
Save water. Shower with your
/ C9 U! k, I8 t$ Qgirlfriend. ~# A! v+ X1 F& H( e8 m" Q
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。. L7 g! x1 _$ Z
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% i. ~4 _7 i# D8 ~8 S$ }0 S9 T+ }9 wcaught.
2 ]: ~" K8 [8 i* c# S; d! K2 }* C# D- ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( f5 o: g" P: K: f( x8 |: A1 uBehind every successful man, there is a
3 d3 W) p! ]! z: q; Eman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; F2 Q2 q% S3 d+ W3 _two.
5 u1 X) I" s) y1 J! y& [: D; n v每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 L/ _1 V( O1 r7 X* \% g' m4 VEvery man should marry. After all,
8 ~1 m8 n2 {" `4 Z9 Y! Whappiness is not the only thing in life.& a/ [" ^5 f0 L% z* d+ L% R
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。* M( R: Z- S( h: X3 z5 B
The wise ) H5 M) j. E- {' x6 w' W9 V
never marry, And when they marry they become
; T) V/ A+ J: d! K7 ^. Eotherwise.
& f |( T& z* @ T c1 I6 `. [聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 a2 R; c9 u! Q# ISuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 w1 ~0 U+ B$ }$ S7 ^& y8 N- ~many relatives.
0 q7 @ r4 C2 w6 J( D% V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ C) q6 k5 H1 w0 a. V/ oNever put off the work till
0 T6 [; r" j$ S7 atomorrow what you can put off today.
+ V* C4 v3 X8 c" n6 D5 H不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, Z1 e+ s- g& a4 |Love is % o2 y& w, Q% M" `! w
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 [) R- X1 u- O7 W( R. N+ ? P' f
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! i9 W* F6 o, x2 [7 {Children in 7 ]' S2 n2 o% L3 ?7 a- T' u& E
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 7 j3 _; a+ g; O5 |, c& G
children.8 P8 N1 G4 c+ U/ k" V! c& c" Y5 ~
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! M+ X+ ~. ]( u' ? e“Your future depends on your
2 ^/ X$ x6 D( ndreams.” So go to sleep.! g: g. d1 U7 |2 r8 j3 g* r
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
C! I0 t6 P$ j! h9 CThere should be a
# N" E9 d$ a% H5 A$ \: T) f, i! ubetter way to start a day than waking up every 8 [9 T4 S, I+ l: O) W
morning., I9 K6 @% [9 a6 G7 N, r
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。- w/ l; E$ d% {( _8 P+ w
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 1 I. b7 c% b- A1 y$ w
But why take the risk?% J3 A3 x& l8 b' J2 l2 p2 B
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; v. j: @, y6 V& Q4 o' B. x% p“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' B, f7 q' b5 q! E5 q4 ?% Xlook at it for hours!
s( _- c* b( n+ K工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。8 D! q, k& @0 g, k1 T8 S
God made relatives; Thank God we " H) A- P5 n/ l, R
can choose our friends.' Y& O/ S/ y# k$ r1 z
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 W& D; D2 G0 V x/ M; ]
When two’s / B" v: o3 `. G* g6 j
company, three’s the result!
9 B7 K) k, k* ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( b3 F! Q' x! B5 q/ |; T0 f. LA dress is like a barbed
% w9 A# h: V! Y5 Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& s- Q& u0 Y6 ]3 o+ fThe more you learn, the more you know,
- S2 `4 ^5 r$ ~1 l6 ^4 ]% R EThe more you know, the more you forget.$ E; D9 j% c$ _/ ?2 O% o
The more you forget, the less you 9 b- s- Y& j# K4 F- @
know. So why bother to learn.* V: A/ X6 Z& ]0 k; c
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, Y9 Y. x5 C2 z. ?为什么学来着 |
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