加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
7 T+ |1 i; \! X6 ?0 k1 y+ yMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 k( {! e  g. b1 q" F9 _One should love animals. They are
, M& a: D9 f0 U. Sso tasty.
$ ]+ v2 a3 D# Y7 h) P/ q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
0 N9 V  Q6 \/ m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 H0 r6 E8 ~" yLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 M0 m+ t1 d# f" wcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# H% b! G* X+ ?" q7 ]' N, gBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
  w7 [& i4 |. \每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
; d: @, r) u/ Z* E' l# j9 J再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
' H; z9 L$ `: Yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( L9 F4 r$ w+ t& n* p1 x8 x2 `  xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
% Q( [# N& i2 R; M& G7 vmany relatives.
! R+ f6 C& J* O% ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! h$ @! y/ T; p9 R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 |) y8 c2 u; e- ]5 b. e' {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) E1 q7 J0 v( }- r4 Z( dChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 k9 b3 E0 |6 D3 v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 D$ X/ O$ u5 e2 b“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
6 t7 O, u9 T7 Mmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' r' p& R4 U7 Y8 }1 QBut why take the risk?
2 s7 ~4 @; r8 l5 D( ?" G! \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
( K4 B. y$ X3 {2 J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
. J9 \" l2 X* b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& G! J/ i6 F" b) J- ?& @% sA dress is like a barbed
. R& Q9 l( V2 {9 i- T  }& K9 \fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# s9 Z3 x/ A1 mview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 ]% g3 a% y/ n3 k* BThe more you learn, the more you know,
, D: s) f/ \& Y6 l3 C% ZThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
3 X0 Z. B) F. A0 a0 z- `& ^know. So why bother to learn.
& y2 e' A% I/ K: I. `7 K" Z6 f$ W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 }. Z, `# q9 @  i为什么学来着