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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
2 w9 V# ?# h  C* ?$ p. `0 dMastercard & Visa.
5 \8 F1 |. Q4 k2 j  n# Y& Z7 N5 ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 ^! m& {: a# B2 B. ?3 U3 DOne should love animals. They are 3 n  ]+ h0 ^5 o
so tasty.
; f$ ?4 E# }- d# Y: Z; w$ q* M% z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' \* h2 o+ }( e% r+ Q. @* USave water. Shower with your
+ `9 r) ]7 y7 }) P! h0 {girlfriend., B- |& ?! V4 U2 P  a) j
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。- c' J$ w2 p( `; Y
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 T; v/ f' b8 T5 k9 X% v) A3 @caught.
8 g7 X3 S, x: `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* n% C5 I6 J1 `0 P1 x) f( T, `Behind every successful man, there is a
) o8 m  ~& n, a. X" I" Oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ Q5 B3 P5 L1 |' n' h  Ztwo.
! [6 T7 {5 b! Y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 l5 m$ }6 A6 h+ p7 s8 oEvery man should marry. After all, ( r# M7 }2 ^6 A* `
happiness is not the only thing in life." {( i8 w$ A! o3 u- H; w5 S/ n) R2 m
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。( j2 p: g6 N2 d3 ?: G
The wise
: ]. ~* @: O: F- D2 onever marry, And when they marry they become
3 r# o# U, }$ t; |otherwise.6 L$ ^5 t6 \. |
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. e( l  V8 F% c0 L8 f: oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so : q. k! T1 }0 v; P4 V
many relatives.8 ]- `1 c3 P# f7 l5 I
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( U0 f- G. D; b4 o) \; p5 rNever put off the work till
0 ?" R7 Y1 {' `9 }" W& Q' f& atomorrow what you can put off today.
( e4 `* g+ `/ W# C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, g% ]* D" ~9 t; I  s$ S4 s% _Love is
+ ^% ~$ ]- V( y4 }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- p4 g) c( G' Y% J8 T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 u, H. ?3 W' O& AChildren in
: ^% X8 q; h* O1 p2 Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 D( q5 k% {4 Y) C$ S$ L) ^children.4 @4 {+ D- s% I0 Q
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% K6 W' `1 w4 L
“Your future depends on your
0 ]* O2 b0 B% K# Y" Q. Z  Fdreams.” So go to sleep.# H2 P1 Q: t+ s7 U* ^( x
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. O3 Z$ f+ T" P9 x5 G
There should be a
% Q# r$ P% {% H# t0 D/ u1 _better way to start a day than waking up every 0 J% ]9 `: h& ]
morning.( ^1 N2 t1 r* ^: {* E( ~
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ V9 T7 ~# [+ g6 P
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ . ?5 Y# u1 w& ~# g8 ?1 s, E5 }
But why take the risk?+ [- f7 t1 P* q$ T( q% O0 r
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。0 h. i" N; E0 z+ v( U+ `% X
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 d; _( I& l8 Tlook at it for hours!
: f" h" l# n: y) S! b工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ R2 s1 i* g( K
God made relatives; Thank God we
* _' f8 ]% s* ], r5 [' rcan choose our friends.
: X4 p: ?# L/ ^, u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。3 y2 Q3 x& Q& h+ [
When two’s . _# z0 A! G  c/ N7 o
company, three’s the result!- {7 g( c& J( d" C
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 R1 k7 m& `0 A2 B
A dress is like a barbed 7 w; i+ o) f( {, a5 L7 E
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( H2 ~% ~) [( W7 Z1 R* Vview.9 D! x) n+ b& X. _" F3 k
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- A8 a+ @+ D$ t' iThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 P& _3 O* ?' cThe more you know, the more you forget.
* M  f; F2 Z. L; I! }The more you forget, the less you , e4 a# b- n. f* \# g# m
know. So why bother to learn.
  I4 T) \" C1 R: Y! ^, B$ z/ ^学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  {4 u* {! @8 w为什么学来着
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