加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ B8 E) z! @- R3 V  k9 yMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
% I7 F. M6 m, @; Lso tasty.
' ?. t- t4 h# a& L7 E6 O每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# D# M; Z  {) NSave water. Shower with your
! Y% G* b! `# e8 Q" @- tgirlfriend.
; a6 w. T( T6 w# e$ f要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# C/ l9 d  |% K+ p; oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
" A0 T; ^' u( [$ R9 F6 l# a" N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 M8 \- }. ]$ I( HBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
- {- C' l( L, ?/ O# \# a( U: J: c每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, V3 a- f' C- ?5 P" @Every man should marry. After all,
) W1 h# l3 Z& ?& Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
5 F) R9 u2 \6 inever marry, And when they marry they become
9 I  m9 T% E( q2 ~( H) c% z" V! Fotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& }" k* N( s. b5 @# {Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
0 X6 B% R7 V/ m8 b" s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
* M8 w& I4 D3 o0 W. w+ r4 X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
8 D/ v; K: w9 N3 K) G( }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  ~3 K* F! [" v+ a0 l1 gThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& x' e% c( |6 N& K8 ~* }“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 l6 ]* R( _9 ?8 c0 m4 U6 \5 OBut why take the risk?
. P% `: z# ^9 P; ]% ?0 q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
5 E3 H$ v1 ]' j. {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 [' ?" s# l/ O( g* C7 \) GWhen two’s
4 m# V: i3 N/ L1 P7 B& V* Icompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 T0 s% ~+ N7 t& V% Sview.
8 F- A* U% S, h服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: F# u& w# c/ `% r  uThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# t. F# f, I: e+ J: c0 ]The more you forget, the less you
3 F2 ^: T0 L' B9 H* i/ p+ Nknow. So why bother to learn.
' g! n! y4 ?9 v5 F$ c/ z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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