加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
, b& H) G& H* E/ G% j" jMastercard & Visa.
5 a6 R6 O. \+ R钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' h+ w, V# b, N; j) c5 c* ?9 A/ zso tasty.
3 P# i0 Z' k) h( ^7 @9 _7 T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
. \; F4 J4 N; N" ~1 ]" D1 |9 L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ P1 U4 @  [0 @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' C2 z5 K% f; d6 l6 `2 scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
  ~+ m/ g+ v  B& xBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 y4 ~$ K: L( Dtwo.
- @5 p" `8 c. P5 W4 G& ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) o. R0 s. m2 K  x' o再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" [; ^! S, P, w' dThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
, t' {2 Z6 E: g- @5 hotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ F0 I# h' C; z- RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
" |  s2 A" a+ g* y! rtomorrow what you can put off today.
! ^- w2 C9 p% O2 E9 r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: O" T. _, _' J( U6 ~7 ?# a! _Love is
$ T9 d" [6 e5 P: A2 Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% a  ^+ J4 J9 \& V* N6 n4 VChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" ?4 e8 n9 @# J" o0 |7 _children.
  Q% x% T5 A8 Q' ^; G- c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
0 Q- @1 W+ v. I6 n" h6 h' v+ Kdreams.” So go to sleep.
0 ], P( p& c  E5 P9 r- v5 e" M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ `' n1 o3 d! [morning.
4 _; G0 O. \- k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! {1 _( u5 Q$ K1 U& HBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
( s/ A" s1 d& Q3 f, q6 }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. N% S% Z& E# f5 DGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& `% A. X1 h& x2 h  BWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
6 u( x4 }+ T3 @# G7 U$ X. r/ \% l服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% j& @. J$ G- U6 ]& fThe more you learn, the more you know,
+ e6 F6 G/ I) X: J2 SThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
6 a' r8 x8 ^; r; ]know. So why bother to learn.
. }* `+ D8 q" m' M学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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