加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
7 K/ L* G5 n, Q# P; Y! b5 XMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
2 V1 y- t0 p8 I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% R" q! ^; W4 }  g' ^two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
+ ~: E! }% O, m& g/ P" \6 Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
; y6 ~& W* g! ~: O8 s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
6 i) q. K) H% [' h5 w& e4 ^never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
: T% \+ J% B* h9 V4 R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ ?* s& L- Z+ T6 O" V3 S2 Mmany relatives.
& F* g, ~2 D0 }' [6 C7 t% g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
# H5 Z3 q: ~( J' Y& e  m& }, gtomorrow what you can put off today.
. X: a. G( X! i不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* s+ l- X- S) W3 j2 K5 ]( u( P$ ULove is
8 c6 O& q. n5 [0 o1 Qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 g6 w8 B  A) ?+ t4 u3 l+ IChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 w' y( t% X7 U  ^/ C/ h: Y“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
( z! q3 U) k: a  C8 X0 w' Kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 L% D+ ^* f) G( d* ]4 f9 o“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 ]. C# x& D- hBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: F8 u+ D* P) v( ]0 qGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, C3 t9 P+ G1 a: r; F6 u7 fA dress is like a barbed
2 ]/ Z5 b7 L, ]* M5 K( ]3 p* C, yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  b+ A! ]0 @0 j" Sview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
% M7 P% v9 C- m; Z9 _: C0 X# PThe more you know, the more you forget.
, E0 S# A5 \- ]1 D# A9 K+ RThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
  `* x$ R$ E( D. t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( f- [  Q& c4 Y为什么学来着