加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
% ^+ z: K# g3 d$ sMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
& s& C+ I8 ?3 r! t) t$ Lgirlfriend.
- ?; X* }3 J' {. J: X% z! Q0 y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
& r, M" M. Q8 l; l3 s# Z/ x! w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" M3 \; o. [* i( u& }Behind every successful man, there is a
4 {( s: l7 r3 v) V# U) T9 qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& s+ |2 \; ^7 Y9 j! p' KEvery man should marry. After all,
& V  n0 c! m- i- R# [( G9 v) yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. `6 p7 U8 E; B$ @5 i) b1 k3 xThe wise
: j% w* ]. }* l& Inever marry, And when they marry they become
+ G) ]. m$ V$ F: M- M6 M; B/ `otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 g' b4 I$ H, l6 @7 X. w/ c5 z9 ?/ \Never put off the work till
% G1 X5 z' `" O1 C0 G; c) D. z: \, d" @tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ ]/ o  ]0 ^$ E$ r6 f1 ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 ?  U# g& V( ?( k& d4 Q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 `6 c8 w+ O' A4 U; Lchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  D: K3 i% p8 r8 K+ v“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  j. v0 i8 t7 s, X" q+ K# o5 _“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ E/ v. T$ H% IThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* w1 P- [" B. `2 E/ N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 J2 Z4 u0 L0 l. b- S; L1 pBut why take the risk?
3 s# X/ Y& _7 [- D; g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ l" O9 _/ t2 y  W“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
/ |# ^1 f; Y3 Y4 y- c8 Zcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 Z' u& B4 F, x/ PA dress is like a barbed
3 N! s0 K; P: wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! N/ x$ M" ~8 k' Xview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 X7 c, {# M& IThe more you know, the more you forget.
1 j+ l+ J4 b1 Y/ w& X9 qThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着