加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
4 C9 [) |5 V; x/ W! ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ O& y/ e$ f/ mSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
( z# @! T' Y( h: L: G要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: Y& g3 n8 q% ?/ V8 z' zLove the neighbor. But don’t get
9 v+ G, J3 _/ T2 S: [caught.
6 ?$ W# W# O  T0 S3 X要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
( z2 \( v8 }! ]9 ], G  |7 M8 t. Z1 Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. f* G1 j' A$ G+ e3 l) j4 ytwo.
; O% A4 R% b6 e$ B/ _$ t2 w每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
% x" _+ T) M# u: V+ zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
2 g. [6 o% W- ?* G1 M* h2 P/ k- d7 G0 S再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 c8 z9 b0 o( ]' F# V3 QThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
8 b6 }4 G) `9 o% ?* @1 T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  e% Y9 O' f4 }) C. d; S: n# sLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- T/ X! A4 r5 P- X" w, ^Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; p5 n( d4 D4 Echildren.
4 @4 H" g& w, q- P1 V" Y. m" z! P后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) b# f$ i" f8 z' k; J2 d% O“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
2 X" g  @$ t9 I7 p! R; @6 B应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: L* q4 O! B2 W( n0 [“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* J/ `$ H* x. P" q" l, KBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ W+ `1 V! ?+ ]0 FGod made relatives; Thank God we
- R( b* G. v# o2 g6 L4 n; w/ ?can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
! \3 c0 r$ b$ Q! y( M; Ocompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 t2 |9 j$ w$ n" A$ T) M$ Pview.
  X$ }- X4 V, V9 v: f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
+ P, Y! [# ^$ z3 p$ @The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
$ n, z# }: E, M/ ]. n/ u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着