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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
7 b. c/ h# x/ w) S1 q4 DMastercard & Visa.
( y7 ?, r4 Q! {0 A' y( f( J( o9 T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ Z' e5 k, h9 h8 [  J7 C3 i5 n
One should love animals. They are $ H8 e& c6 h- w- ]. w, V
so tasty., x( i  A* {) I  B, y% J, d
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 P- \' ]/ f! `: t& X6 ~! c. ySave water. Shower with your
$ A8 Q9 o. z+ w0 vgirlfriend.4 ?0 l7 [2 q( X/ \9 M
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 H  q; i. m' J7 E0 X, l
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ! k( ]: ~" R$ R, ?" ?
caught.6 x3 f$ ^& g4 i/ h- ?+ ~
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ a- \2 N/ Z+ O8 z9 Z- k& V1 `7 x
Behind every successful man, there is a
% A: @8 F5 z* g/ O! r7 z1 u3 q1 rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# n% k, J5 W) p+ Otwo.
7 Z2 u9 g. `" ?" Y/ O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 ?0 z4 X, h' H3 ~/ g+ a1 wEvery man should marry. After all, : \- |  a% V% j% {! y
happiness is not the only thing in life.. ~7 d" c  }4 L# @5 r" Z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ M; [4 X; D+ @! d0 f, h: UThe wise , r' Y3 h  v! W$ u/ D4 U; @
never marry, And when they marry they become 4 v( `% ~; O- t* C$ Y7 W
otherwise.
; j( W1 l( K. S5 l  l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# q+ x8 _( n  |1 I, u& o. z
Success is a relative term. It brings so , f2 F0 Z* p9 f
many relatives.
, i, }& D$ e9 @3 r4 ]0 e+ ?1 g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ S1 t7 {) N' A8 q* o
Never put off the work till
) X/ {& w5 C# I" N, W( I, I9 Otomorrow what you can put off today.
8 W, p" o0 s; d. _6 B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 ~" G4 M& P4 q3 zLove is % f- Q7 r5 A$ c  g! T  Y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 I2 d1 M$ `2 ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& {' H2 e+ `* r1 @. iChildren in ! r2 `- V7 m! {2 r
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 S4 t8 Y# r( E- W8 H4 Dchildren.$ E# _1 Q4 W( z+ a* Y8 H
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) W6 g+ h2 c2 \1 g% B“Your future depends on your 5 {1 s! r! C" I5 e' v- [1 h
dreams.” So go to sleep.) o! L& i2 E5 w" O$ n
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 H& L- O0 Y0 Q  xThere should be a
$ M0 ?$ D5 z$ x$ V9 kbetter way to start a day than waking up every % \+ N5 n: a+ q# o5 A  G" D
morning.
, M3 O+ Q) y  z1 v& Q- }; Q0 z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 x# n6 ?5 o9 }! Y3 z4 v. f' h0 J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  f) C! u& K6 @, [/ P8 y! dBut why take the risk?
! q: p( x0 v) K5 P' d  n努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。% w5 X- ^! V- f8 ~
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 K: y7 L% _" z: |- ^; X$ clook at it for hours!
, C/ U. u: j3 c$ k4 w2 f+ M0 f工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 d# j7 T* @- PGod made relatives; Thank God we
' g+ X9 Q' i7 S1 @can choose our friends., U2 x7 g4 _" e, U9 R
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) P8 r3 b( g6 H7 r6 z( q/ _When two’s
# z% ]1 m% J# x  F; C3 gcompany, three’s the result!
$ C3 f7 @, X; `- v6 L" D# N$ H& u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!0 S5 q( _( {; \2 f( y$ H5 i( V
A dress is like a barbed
0 n9 h# H/ }' t" a2 v# Y5 Lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the / _1 ]7 p. ^/ P  D: t3 Y5 S4 H& R: |
view.
5 d- O# e# h" C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 i' F6 h, U* Y) l7 c9 M- HThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 w( e2 H% T7 G7 e  Z4 k# h+ i1 D# R8 FThe more you know, the more you forget.
# T6 @$ z5 k" Q: C% Q& V; Q. _0 _The more you forget, the less you , G4 m0 J/ }+ {
know. So why bother to learn.
/ Z, L! B8 C: E* s& T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ T# U7 L  T7 b5 ~/ e: {为什么学来着
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