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Money is not everything. There’s
2 u8 k* I/ D+ Q' u. }9 JMastercard & Visa.
: O2 B1 U7 T& z4 X, k. g# L钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( @1 ]& A% G& m1 G+ mOne should love animals. They are
: j# g* ^+ c8 X9 {) k3 wso tasty.
" T7 o5 f0 d( x) |% ?* }$ t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. \* K" S0 u& g: D/ ]# I @Save water. Shower with your
( z2 w3 i; O6 Wgirlfriend.
- D0 @. ?( n3 j, G. w. M) a/ C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" f! T; W4 \$ G' J2 I J
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 q. P! w. p3 [! w3 L2 A8 w* b2 zcaught.
( P7 U. l* j) h0 t0 B$ V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 `' }' w# h: i- y1 R; a, TBehind every successful man, there is a
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two.# f) w" \& K7 b) z8 q
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ d/ y9 v1 C& g- N
Every man should marry. After all, ) S1 A- a5 e) E$ p( y
happiness is not the only thing in life.
; h. f X' \5 l3 Y8 E, u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" E$ q6 Q& u; s" e. l3 h0 QThe wise 0 M- r7 k1 h1 ^" [5 e
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ z2 Q9 v, d0 _5 X/ x m+ T- ?otherwise.
) B% J! ]& R% I6 k4 U! K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" x+ C4 U$ a' J7 H$ U' ESuccess is a relative term. It brings so * H+ A2 Q. O1 ~2 T
many relatives., Y& h5 w3 m/ n" I
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 R: G- q4 ?) T, u3 K) h& wNever put off the work till
( z1 P9 I, h" }& |( Itomorrow what you can put off today.' X/ m+ t) V4 h% P1 K
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ |( `) c+ ]& q
Love is
* p/ l- i) d7 ^* }1 L/ H4 a) H3 p( X/ ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.6 E* a- R' b( K5 O$ X
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 b: h+ b7 t/ W. K, a9 J2 c5 R# LChildren in 7 ]( h# g {! v- P; Z2 m
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause - C. R% U' \1 |. i" _+ I+ W
children.
, p6 U6 _9 |7 J9 }5 W9 t1 V l3 ^: N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. _0 ~ `( ^1 g0 [! ^7 B“Your future depends on your
7 S- v" }8 P0 o( s* Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
$ l1 c2 p% O( G! f& F& c5 [+ t: ` y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
: ]7 V6 A, a, b% `* w4 {There should be a 0 U& S- _+ j' C
better way to start a day than waking up every 3 p2 L9 ]+ A$ a$ {
morning.
' o" y3 o4 F* @' w7 l: P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 z* t' `4 E g“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ) X& N+ ~+ `9 Z: Z
But why take the risk?6 u; n9 ?+ ~' p: V( d
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: {2 Q# L# u2 k! x0 p
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* Q5 _2 k( d/ X# h- X
God made relatives; Thank God we 2 |/ s0 A- A8 s1 L
can choose our friends.2 C3 U* C. f6 N3 K& ]8 W7 W/ W! e5 g
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 y& |+ x4 C. c9 m! l b5 dWhen two’s
) c7 U" c5 e, i9 ?/ R( Acompany, three’s the result!1 f: i) G: k- F8 ^
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" @$ F, k0 ]6 g+ F- ?
A dress is like a barbed
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' Q5 E4 c& D( J8 kThe more you learn, the more you know, : {- q2 ~! y0 R0 ?) y' k; l. x
The more you know, the more you forget.9 o7 f" f" J2 T7 d& x+ g1 x
The more you forget, the less you
( s4 C. O; A# T* ^9 r0 tknow. So why bother to learn., R# x7 Z* }' U o# o h
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, * S J5 R$ G- ]5 |- _
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