加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 n, P  A0 R; v3 ?) M7 p7 c& wOne should love animals. They are
. r2 O- s* v  T. P/ R8 I4 @. ~so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: S8 i& n7 W1 o3 x2 lSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
$ R# K- r7 [( G$ E4 V( i/ X要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 j7 j$ F+ a. I% p$ eman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 ^3 T- a, A5 Q& A# n9 T) ttwo.
/ t$ [/ \& X1 \4 A/ ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
8 y0 S: G; Y5 fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
- Z( S1 z  `/ {% c% i再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- b' l" T$ ?( \; P$ ?! O7 }' cThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 o/ ^. s" M3 ]$ ?% S- O6 r2 {" d; nNever put off the work till
% }9 W& h3 w& o9 b/ j+ X8 Mtomorrow what you can put off today.
9 r  ~' x( @! m7 M& j! \( G4 H不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 u0 @  [# w& B/ v/ g/ J- rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
$ u9 c- e9 L- U/ R& C6 d+ Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 H0 a/ R& `0 A8 K/ P2 |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- i0 H* u& \/ q; `4 c" K- ~“Your future depends on your
$ z3 {7 n8 d8 @dreams.” So go to sleep.
' J8 W! Z) o, o* k“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  Z# [( H9 k3 P  c0 BBut why take the risk?
" n8 N  {" v/ K) ?( O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" i8 t7 w/ n% r8 g8 w" R“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
5 l& k; ?6 _5 Q( y$ l8 y% F5 z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ ]1 ?5 ]7 J4 {- }- c+ _4 Z0 |& UGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
, u; x& t$ W+ r  k( y, b- ^$ z* m8 L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 _- w+ Z3 [/ M/ Y5 n3 N/ ^8 cA dress is like a barbed
: G$ b2 N! U0 N/ {7 nfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  y; n  [, T/ f4 o; b; i$ x9 V# @/ tview.
+ r# _) A0 M9 d" K9 j( K" Y$ q. n. {服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
& h2 o* n9 K$ Q! J/ f7 cThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
7 N; B3 }0 N0 Y' D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着