加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
$ F  c& c3 V8 R& I& p- o, v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
& x' o; ~) x. [1 F* i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 i: g% Y, L( XSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
) B7 [: E! y1 C; M% i: a" b3 K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
  v$ L6 M! J: |8 k( h' pcaught.
! X; @% m* X* Z% L; i1 U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
9 s  G! V$ t1 d) m% kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! W* N3 e5 T# _) _+ E5 D% {4 Wtwo.
+ p  `9 G$ c% N5 c9 R' m# ]5 D" P' B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
& w1 z* q" H3 m6 ]4 H3 f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 G) g# T% O6 O0 I. H+ motherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
% l3 U* s8 X( T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
5 \1 z; i: G5 p1 k9 x1 }* Dtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- d  V3 J" L9 tChildren in
5 b4 l# @3 F7 @3 ~  `8 r- G5 {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  F; ~8 f/ b' P/ qchildren.
& Z4 n0 _. E/ F, o  `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
% d1 Q2 @6 ]: I; w0 t2 G3 O/ e5 D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ M" r6 y5 B6 N, k2 S; k: uThere should be a
% \4 F$ C1 H5 l& Lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
  F& V+ t; c6 f8 v# H( C, F" |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; y; Q3 C* @- j8 p, x$ W/ G0 C“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
$ x9 ^; @( Q: }: R, c“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
- w4 H9 k/ e9 @) O! }5 g9 g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
7 L6 \% c5 q& ycompany, three’s the result!
9 q3 e* u. m$ W7 w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 T3 `" p, P: p/ ]% UA dress is like a barbed
7 t7 k! \- \4 j3 [+ ?fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ }5 |% v! E' v7 j, }! S/ RThe more you learn, the more you know,
' S# i) @4 K% L% n6 A+ m- FThe more you know, the more you forget.
! A& }4 p, {( U! oThe more you forget, the less you
  x' s* H% f: R' ~4 W' u2 _, oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着