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Money is not everything. There’s
8 u3 I4 W/ a4 R# {+ i: e# U! Y, a! hMastercard & Visa.
! ?5 L" Q" Z1 p( k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。7 `& o5 M2 ], G. A# X5 c# ?4 ~
One should love animals. They are , h3 f, Q0 S, Z- q1 J0 i }2 D) j3 W
so tasty.7 M- i% i8 j# E3 s2 o
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* y m9 c9 J0 |- \* R" X G: f
Save water. Shower with your 9 y) n, M4 b$ {: s: T( X
girlfriend.
1 y+ Z# B1 D1 S v3 c( z1 @要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 y8 s% i; T C2 E' @6 |
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ z* D/ j" e; p* Qcaught.
8 `; W! X4 w% F0 P5 I5 v" T7 ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% p$ f, H: E0 O1 l& N8 u+ g% NBehind every successful man, there is a
6 @; x7 L- L8 Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + |+ ~2 E0 T# L# l- @
two. W% c1 ]# ?/ U9 `2 Q E E7 M7 l
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. u" E; K& s) t" n+ A* ?; K, u
Every man should marry. After all, ) y) v: |% a& j: n2 z: H
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* U& W- N F8 z8 x" p再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。4 a+ T! t. |! J+ o2 B. l
The wise
! q& G; L; Z' U& K% e: dnever marry, And when they marry they become
0 I% v+ Y, ?! X) @7 [otherwise.
. X: I( E, k" G4 A聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
c0 k& K% p, ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ {5 F" D6 Y* n: i- Y) umany relatives.
, @$ t# p" j7 T8 h成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 X0 y3 C$ E0 I7 S
Never put off the work till
1 @ ?4 ]( ?- k+ Itomorrow what you can put off today.
' _# |- m) P. z9 e8 Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 d \- n' ~# {1 \: }7 w6 U" uLove is 0 k8 y5 y. c( ~2 j
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.7 s+ B+ p! z/ \( z
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。+ ?$ Z4 Z4 G' f3 l
Children in
$ P5 y' K0 c. L1 K& }! `# N/ mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 J( O9 f$ S. y; K- v, w0 x" H( ~children.
0 p* |: w$ J, L' i4 O3 [2 _后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 b2 N* {, R8 z- G“Your future depends on your 7 @8 E# H, D; { m' s) {' k# T
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 g" N! j6 {8 ?0 D& Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 S& n6 `& |7 _There should be a , M: ^1 R8 s7 _* B/ i
better way to start a day than waking up every / Z* |' R" a' J( {1 i/ w
morning.
5 j/ l3 X( B% } }2 ]3 N. P2 S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ k8 u% a- H4 d/ B: \4 S. i
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ' z# w5 Y/ t# t+ H: H8 r5 k
But why take the risk?; V& D$ g7 V3 L( V! Y
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 M0 H: U+ R9 b2 O5 r
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 y+ u' i; M/ w: Slook at it for hours!
: Q2 F3 r5 f# m3 h5 ^) k% i工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 E: U& G0 l( d1 p# r0 m( p. rGod made relatives; Thank God we 4 C7 o# |. h( Z# ^) D) @+ T" W# p# M* f
can choose our friends.
* Q; {7 Q7 m/ Y+ ^# {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ Y) J, l/ p0 R1 ]
When two’s
6 ]6 ?; r/ s% O2 R5 w! G+ Q- ^! Dcompany, three’s the result!
8 a' E% n) z* K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Y4 M1 r: y3 N) |- O' R- BA dress is like a barbed ! j! u1 h8 J& R( ~
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the + }6 S5 ?+ L- o1 ^ j
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( v0 L. ~7 w* |( |' s: uThe more you learn, the more you know,
) g4 a9 @9 x+ N$ j8 g+ a* ]4 WThe more you know, the more you forget./ }$ M: j" l" ~3 l) |
The more you forget, the less you
0 A; O# Y- o, D* mknow. So why bother to learn.
" k. ]2 \( s; n2 K学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ) X5 u% i9 l1 `- E% N# Q, K1 `
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