加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
+ X5 H- X* c+ P$ h4 F) T) u6 uso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 f9 m) y: g0 S. k* n+ |Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
5 Q8 }4 e8 ?9 M8 y% b要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: I" c8 E7 R+ O! [4 n" v7 zLove the neighbor. But don’t get
8 v& [+ @, m" T; Gcaught.
$ L. }0 ?0 k. c; }, |: L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 P! b) l7 a9 E+ ?0 D) s. K( q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
# F. A* I% S! z0 Qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& D4 h( d% t" s4 e, o  DThe wise
  Z: H4 L2 W7 Z3 F. A+ G8 M& pnever marry, And when they marry they become
3 O- f0 ?9 g& Y7 e' M% A! xotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* y; x( [( e- Q7 |$ ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
" D3 q2 p$ t6 ^$ l( umany relatives.
  p, M) s" j4 n8 _3 V/ y1 g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
& G$ U& V- ?4 z7 v, U4 Otomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
4 _' N% B/ z  W  S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
- ^& q0 K- Z( a4 s/ F. ]dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
5 R4 g0 T; ?8 n4 A5 v4 R5 i6 Ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
. }+ A# I1 ?! f& s" K' Tmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
6 s, u( c+ U9 Y9 r6 M努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 B% c9 G' x6 S3 |“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- F; m+ _- h6 A: J9 ~9 v8 ^" cWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# o' J1 u) ?) c( c( RA dress is like a barbed
1 Q, g  d! ~- Z; E. u) s  mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 L& H3 z% I+ p; R5 g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 W  O) \2 Y# w. ZThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ R7 a7 @, i5 _! t: \7 T为什么学来着