加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
. N% _* h/ n6 T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
  Y4 ]7 i* j' R- @+ d9 }0 ggirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% J; f+ A, `$ n4 oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
. ?! s) w$ Z9 M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& c2 P7 P) N0 A8 }/ H0 ftwo.
" }2 C7 k% l4 u2 A2 Z5 {" O/ r* K7 A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% ~5 k4 l2 I  Q* m/ c7 m6 @Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 n( I9 l: Q" O. u+ mThe wise
8 Q  v' E! B* T2 enever marry, And when they marry they become
& L7 J# s) O8 q- s4 O3 @otherwise.
/ k- v7 m" f, \/ \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: g3 s' B- R6 p  w* i% _Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 F$ ?' Y0 R. q$ ELove is
, r6 P" n$ R6 M7 P8 lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& t  _# o5 A1 _6 X& c; a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 b3 V6 p- p9 T+ J4 M! s* a4 _Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 D& h: Y% H  Z- q' L“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# i2 U. n* _8 n: T8 c% WThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
! a0 Y3 Y; Z/ j. umorning.
7 U; Q; _# `  b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
- T7 @0 H5 {: b0 Z; j& i) ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 T' \4 k# g$ K6 F. G. D+ A# g$ \“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
! V0 r* f; [* ]; d2 O* @7 z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 T2 h  b* Q) FWhen two’s
3 b* Y. {% M* [. |company, three’s the result!
( m, _9 y9 L0 `! D9 e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
2 K# `- |6 y: U0 H# v# K5 {+ Tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
/ z5 E3 e2 V2 Z  I服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" T0 k5 o/ G9 t* `* }$ uThe more you learn, the more you know,
# U2 ~# n. o7 }The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! L  U% A' p9 N* I  e为什么学来着