加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
5 D3 H+ H! \$ @1 p9 SMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ u3 n; V" r! i) N( Q7 U  y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. a& Z* e  z$ G; q! \caught.
3 Y- h6 k! Z% Z# i$ T0 d% F/ p8 H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 E) g6 |5 ~3 B* J. q6 J+ lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 P9 A0 e7 L$ ?6 ^% utwo.
) O4 a* M, {0 @2 E每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ Z- b6 ]. E5 V, N- @Every man should marry. After all,
# z- S. M6 |  [) H4 K% Z8 F6 Ihappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 Y6 j0 d. |- n- V% z  y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
1 T- s, ~2 j# t+ C, kotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 u2 ]3 J' D7 o" W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 E2 d. Q/ W) Q: n9 T0 q1 M, pNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 u" |# @) q, }不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
% s0 [. n6 H. F( I9 c4 c) Vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 B: z& A4 \0 c4 V" s0 e4 U1 Q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
" ]! d/ F% @( f# zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
9 m# e! H. W9 Z' n2 C( Z8 B/ f2 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 B* B+ B# S. z  V0 Y  S) A应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 Q5 a9 d, R2 W6 h5 D: z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 X- c# O$ \$ R6 Q7 \, g2 @7 }But why take the risk?
( U! M6 f% r. ~: \& w/ a- }2 X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# w3 }! S7 q" l4 I! m! b' U  l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  g( v7 ]- s4 [5 g5 ~* t# pGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
( Z% \, W% m' A, U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
! B" H+ q8 j! H+ Q9 U! @: ]6 d4 b7 Nfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ D; i! }7 b6 {* R5 xThe more you forget, the less you
2 f# K% g* ]2 U+ W& R* R. ^know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 e/ _8 v0 |! q9 X5 m" {为什么学来着