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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
  ?0 u& d* P5 e; S+ JMastercard & Visa.
/ J  {# N0 O) g( W8 q; A" ^+ ]! b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- _7 j2 F! K/ X- c8 j+ D; gOne should love animals. They are 0 G: B' H) N: C" b
so tasty.
4 O* w/ M4 W- _9 Y( x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 V) T6 t1 a  ]) GSave water. Shower with your - e- r- a5 _- V: Q  O" p
girlfriend.
0 U% F1 {& M: W$ g" r要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: Z0 S9 ^& y. x6 Q- T% b/ aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
- w8 k1 Z# G9 j. ]8 ]6 s0 Tcaught.
9 d( i) Q2 @9 Y6 {7 S% W5 N, Q* \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 g  b4 `  S! w/ q5 B- ]$ ]# F
Behind every successful man, there is a 0 k, v$ {6 d& \  a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& V! S: c* b5 U& J$ [" \) p6 ttwo.) |, M) [; B2 S
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. d* h6 I) Z" {; L
Every man should marry. After all,
5 ]& ]5 C; S0 O& shappiness is not the only thing in life.3 g! I$ S% M, h) M2 }- ~+ f
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。  V! H# l8 J+ O/ q7 u4 |( Z
The wise ' ?! M0 i* M! ~: E* X
never marry, And when they marry they become " F* _/ R' z: r, I
otherwise.
; d6 T# W0 [) x, O! ]) }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 e! }$ f" f, k9 v( dSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 6 R4 S( |5 }6 v  v& ]' |
many relatives.
5 S4 v) G2 ]: c$ ~/ V6 h7 r4 n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# o) ]4 h( v& M4 A! a
Never put off the work till ' {9 _7 u6 T* k( r7 H! \+ z$ o! ?
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% S7 _$ o# [0 ^+ \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ R  W3 Z& A* o3 Q
Love is
  |$ N/ I6 t: g/ ]( bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" v3 _4 |" }  g: e6 M! E4 a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& ]8 H+ D% W  qChildren in
! i. s8 R9 G, d8 Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! T9 |' L6 v, h6 R/ l3 ^8 }children.
4 }+ I. Z6 P9 v: J, e3 t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ _+ o  S* X$ ~“Your future depends on your
; p6 ]7 b3 D3 D- Udreams.” So go to sleep.+ r$ r2 E" N" v: m8 k0 K# m
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 A- h5 i) F  S* O- N' u" Q
There should be a 2 [; D; ~/ i% c4 L/ A
better way to start a day than waking up every : Q8 P! o% Y3 a: i
morning.
, ^0 E$ x% t9 {5 O% @' N' ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 p0 j8 R- G+ q' A. h5 ^“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, _5 c/ @; }5 [" {9 vBut why take the risk?/ Z9 z/ k3 m8 q! j
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& b# B( {  k) X. ]8 `8 }0 S1 O7 c- F
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 Z2 [; Q! ^1 A7 Plook at it for hours!7 U6 ~5 g" r! |
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! `# x+ p3 D0 E+ E! |) O' x# k7 SGod made relatives; Thank God we
5 z/ O" J0 s. Y( p% ~1 z+ bcan choose our friends." v. t* D9 d% j0 k
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ T$ W6 B: [- T% w; ~When two’s 2 ]) |; h# |* o' {: N' q- y; W
company, three’s the result!% t9 b: H5 _" W0 M+ I9 C, y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!8 G8 F# ]; p$ U+ m, w' r
A dress is like a barbed . r* m! z/ |. d
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the " Q: O; Y; y4 ?0 }% W) s9 h
view.
- e+ U. Y" z+ m4 L, l- S3 Y' k6 C0 e' J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 e  _  w  w( u7 ?# |! _- \The more you learn, the more you know,
7 @7 f  A1 L. h- ~The more you know, the more you forget.
. n1 {- k* J. r# {+ O6 g- SThe more you forget, the less you ; V, ], y6 i: t+ m2 W
know. So why bother to learn.
* D" @# U) K, F% G8 p9 |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 i! Z/ @2 F0 j为什么学来着
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