加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# c! e$ g+ n6 b! `2 t1 IMastercard & Visa.
0 }: m4 @6 l# W- Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% S9 p5 t: ]  W- L1 q: VOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 v" u) z0 Q& R+ FSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, K+ M. e/ ^5 \  i" {4 RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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6 I* U) O9 {4 ]2 r" d; ^7 }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 _# J8 k9 R3 F  h, rBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& }( R/ F, ~  ~/ X' d: {8 s1 ttwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
- I$ Z; e1 E. e5 m) l8 Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 y; w* m" n) F+ P再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
9 n/ t; A2 |# T: k# x+ i2 G! ?2 Z. R# q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) ~2 C( W4 @- t2 C) z# P0 |many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# D* |, u4 y4 A5 g2 b- z/ jNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  I5 b7 F3 ^! t* S  ?- _' jLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ ~' R# C. j1 C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
  }7 Y9 H* W( qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" G' z6 X; l% j2 Ochildren.
6 e# A2 X7 t" b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 C4 Z! y2 c, ^4 }+ N4 W: H: K“Your future depends on your
- G# P4 j1 |& F4 F+ P; _# m; edreams.” So go to sleep.
1 R# ?0 v, s# |! C  Y+ A6 f“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  m# T+ L8 z: t( YThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 G3 d3 z, W5 P( C' X- Jmorning.
  D9 {1 c3 X, z* W3 _! C# T应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 w: f9 ]5 T/ T- d  b$ qBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 |* x& r! Z* ?7 ]  w2 k$ m! glook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. ^2 o, e, [" g) D! WGod made relatives; Thank God we
  A3 c3 S3 y; {6 A( Tcan choose our friends.
2 p3 C; O, {( d2 h  R) o神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
: D, `7 p; ~  y9 Ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  G2 a* J3 @% uview.
0 J* \$ Q* \  v/ B2 R' A1 F4 _服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- d; g, d9 |" S1 y) Z+ X9 tThe more you learn, the more you know,
; f4 i) C9 O1 OThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 j. W+ L  V" ?* W( _The more you forget, the less you
0 x+ n+ f" n$ O8 Lknow. So why bother to learn.
2 j9 a  _8 B( j5 i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 X: N( S! B9 ]# s! {9 Y为什么学来着