加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 o: N$ [+ t. k/ }6 oOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
1 i8 |, o, K* _! W( u6 w2 Jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! a9 j2 V4 c3 e+ \/ tLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 E' M  E6 i6 S" l0 P) B' Xcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
. F0 C( F% U7 A( dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; P$ I5 k8 V( t6 y- Etwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
: v; K: r$ n2 }: v) Fnever marry, And when they marry they become
' b5 }' s5 V7 Z2 Iotherwise.
  `# D7 s8 \+ c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& d: i) J/ T; c. z8 mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( v) Z+ i! T- `# Umany relatives.
0 ]6 R" ~# e% H% ^' K9 ]& V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
5 f" k$ z7 b+ A3 Gtomorrow what you can put off today.
. |4 [- g/ w/ Y3 {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; ~$ T( e4 E5 B. _Children in
4 X5 ^. J+ p6 N8 c. D* K( `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 l' I9 g8 S6 U. q$ h. k. Xchildren.
9 Q# j4 O; C7 ?% I! I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 n+ y" ]! F; L) l7 |- B: ?/ J2 a3 k" n“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 w2 X) }5 D% [4 N! a* _1 BThere should be a
/ n, z& T6 p" j/ Cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
( T9 j( X' M' t4 K7 ^morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# I/ L5 f( W. G# llook at it for hours!
/ A- H5 n8 u7 Y6 R+ t$ R工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
" h% O% t# m2 |8 acan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: g7 w6 g5 k0 C& _6 cWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
% O- P. T( a. w, K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 v  `, L: o) \2 \& m/ W+ IA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
9 K# Q) J! i8 ]( s5 M. Q* Q+ bThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着