加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
  X% U4 ^' O1 a/ j9 v$ xso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. _3 f: B+ M& p3 d4 [7 a+ C7 tSave water. Shower with your
1 |$ S# R% U* v) K" l6 ^5 ]2 dgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 a0 Z, c6 l$ ~/ R/ S0 l1 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
$ C+ n5 T1 f8 K$ Tcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 l0 r& q! |6 ~" T7 n; m% J  EBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' [" J2 a/ i. G6 m2 ztwo.
" l/ [$ c* h' l" V) K$ @# p, q4 |2 I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
8 o! w0 C; @. D. U+ L4 @happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: d, `* v3 _! N* }Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
5 a+ ]! M) D' L. N, {2 Z4 |3 `tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, `3 W$ w" b# @: z' M6 \Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
7 o; o" \6 y0 N# B$ bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, [" a: E. _& V& M" s* }( D( `children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 {* P( C% I  F9 s: q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 o: x$ M9 }! `# o: eThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
" f8 G2 Q* J$ U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% S8 E2 J! ~/ d! ?4 z. Y; S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# `( }' f0 s, \" J) @# F: [( o% Klook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- c& L% d$ O: P* x$ xGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ ~# `$ y7 k' P  e' j  Z# Wcan choose our friends.
8 h$ S5 o9 X; i, h  y* e$ b' W* ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
2 y! y1 ?" F& K7 G! P8 v两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 G; E3 t, M- P9 ~* Z1 n- SA dress is like a barbed
7 O' v( x: {  ~, d. T: f) Qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ o. g- i' W% x+ H  a, l+ b( s& |view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
& e/ [# ], i8 A6 U, yThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 c  Q2 y! b$ K; E# k: q7 S/ ^为什么学来着