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Money is not everything. There’s
3 H( u" T0 ]( cMastercard & Visa.
; l) c( Z% `3 ` I. }" \5 g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 C1 Z/ w. d. Q$ GOne should love animals. They are
/ U4 v+ \2 D7 }4 @so tasty.
3 Y9 [+ Y$ N c2 L9 V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ s; n: v- z4 O+ s7 T( \, V: b# MSave water. Shower with your
9 s7 m @ b8 h( A4 A0 E+ B3 q4 X$ Mgirlfriend.
: Y9 Y% ^$ ]( U, I. I% A要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 r; I, L- ~& Y# ~1 ELove the neighbor. But don’t get 3 S% g$ I( f; u/ p! r
caught.
& M: k; s6 O! Y, k1 R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! G0 }6 m! W$ B1 b5 m2 M* f# r
Behind every successful man, there is a
% Z4 @, _8 R7 c7 ^, t, y1 Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, z- C8 A% n. M _two. H [( A! O$ `
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ T/ J, T5 d1 |8 K2 A
Every man should marry. After all,
! i. K- Q' v- w% r% y4 Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
) l9 e1 G: J& x/ M1 Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, B7 Q- M' d: H8 d$ L0 qThe wise
/ f y% D8 |2 u' Y" H2 x; unever marry, And when they marry they become
( }1 U9 {. |* r7 Hotherwise.0 ^+ x3 B; o' A3 u
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 x7 E- r0 ]' x( g& U" s2 R: vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
' w9 n4 k) x$ n4 e( E; d1 ?+ ~0 mmany relatives.
$ L- }/ q2 L( s. G6 _! q8 S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ L" G2 R( X! y
Never put off the work till
# V0 O9 `, u9 u; H7 y# ntomorrow what you can put off today.
7 V2 M' o. Y) S' V/ Q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 @9 P+ ?; b- a9 T
Love is
. p/ H9 w3 ~- _' J6 X t2 [. @# o+ ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& ^* N( x# Z) \
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% o/ a( T" E) ^ i
Children in 8 R! y4 c$ b' x* P, l$ _
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause # Q6 w% h7 P. n, a X
children.; J. m( y8 R A2 V0 R( V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 s! @ k }* K# K( T/ a
“Your future depends on your . O- }% I' j$ J
dreams.” So go to sleep.+ ~ {4 s; g% f( {1 I7 c
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 Y3 X8 x" l9 U1 o# a+ NThere should be a
f. l1 ?6 O2 q2 p* [% ?better way to start a day than waking up every
( M/ n8 e- Q, ^morning.
3 e+ \. B4 ~/ q& a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' t7 k3 e0 Y: E% u0 ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- w7 j& t! r3 l8 c/ [! eBut why take the risk?8 ~+ t2 V- m7 ?) c( _( p& U& o
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。# [; {7 J+ a/ Q, Q
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 i0 D6 I& k6 T4 J; ]look at it for hours!9 k% L7 R& R1 d/ I
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' }; m4 b' h, q! H$ Q" l
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 V2 V6 w: X7 q% Z8 A! ccan choose our friends.+ x" }% S# V, d: }! q& x& ]# H- ?. ^
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
~+ @3 h! Y! @When two’s
6 X! h6 t& d1 _0 Z- Scompany, three’s the result!! d2 E! ]: ~# j2 F8 P8 r
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- u% `( t+ R" L1 FA dress is like a barbed
8 ?8 k5 C3 w! t# ]. f' V6 A' A! ?fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ) C4 t. X$ }2 v$ f5 T
view.0 o& N4 C& R8 e. P! D( _5 A% K8 P
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ I, P. T/ }2 PThe more you learn, the more you know, 8 e( Q, P5 r& n; J
The more you know, the more you forget.& Y# V% }; G: o4 D+ T ]
The more you forget, the less you $ W1 N8 u9 c" i3 e. U$ T/ ]
know. So why bother to learn.
; [2 E! P( [3 J1 \% P学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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