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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
( {6 o; |1 g% m' uMastercard & Visa.
) t  }6 Y! J& @钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- f& \& N1 S5 O$ QOne should love animals. They are
/ {% a# |% k% f" _4 B4 aso tasty.
5 W6 }/ F: g2 B( H每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。( ?* r3 Z1 ~6 d' y& ?8 Y
Save water. Shower with your ) E: W3 q( @8 e6 U  h
girlfriend.
  y) C5 G9 w; R5 R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# i; X3 b% B1 E/ |/ ^0 T1 V
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 4 H( o1 p* ^( M$ f& X* R
caught.
! F5 `+ q/ R, A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。0 Y6 h7 F7 N7 g
Behind every successful man, there is a 9 _+ o4 t7 ^! D
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * \2 ~  z' A$ w3 t
two.
) Y, x! C/ e; o/ \每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, W- J; Z$ ~* ]0 r5 T$ m; i+ h
Every man should marry. After all,
/ z$ G& B  T$ _3 V5 ?happiness is not the only thing in life.5 Q1 L# W  i; w0 R! X3 A
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& z$ f% K# E) ]The wise
$ F0 Y. A: B( ?7 v$ Nnever marry, And when they marry they become
9 A5 b8 C& C- ~' ootherwise.
% Y0 R& ?, J: d* N2 ^$ c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, A7 s% }) f. I$ C' w: c0 u, L$ \Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 H7 `: B; X6 ~3 J; Kmany relatives.0 V% o; R; |* C6 b% |- a
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。0 n" c; x" t& Q* u! k
Never put off the work till " H1 M- l9 x6 E# A% Y- d7 z
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( b0 m+ F, n: {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 t5 R$ y4 y6 y& V! OLove is
* e; B1 W# a( E; g: ^/ O& @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 M. b' Y% A  I, w7 G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- B- [1 k* q0 h$ lChildren in ! O+ \& K/ D' }$ A% k
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 m$ a7 v% C8 X, E4 J7 |children.
2 N' e9 S5 ]! G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' K# ]1 Q2 v. ^“Your future depends on your ( |" q5 A8 @# R7 T- l
dreams.” So go to sleep.' U& w8 M" n1 V  w$ h
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 ?% B& f* N& _There should be a 9 C0 j. M) l1 y  S' \) y
better way to start a day than waking up every + ]. l1 j" Z  e. k: Y' S2 k7 d
morning.  x' i! a. `) ~! J
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 B& |# j9 w' g: N7 D1 _“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! r  t& a& D, w+ wBut why take the risk?
% Q1 w( a+ `* W" ?. L& R0 y( h努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( }* ]- [2 n( J4 w& W. m+ b5 r“Work fascinates me.“ I can 6 E7 g6 D4 u% C) i- D$ v
look at it for hours!
; f9 u! o  F, n) D5 t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。6 M8 S: t0 L: s  N1 {2 S
God made relatives; Thank God we # ~- M6 v; V% v6 y1 y4 H
can choose our friends.
3 m/ b7 M, U, R9 R8 q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。" F1 r$ R9 \% a. g' n+ f
When two’s
# Q# b% l# A0 M8 Zcompany, three’s the result!- e" t* M2 F3 @: J# Q6 ?6 F
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 P, i1 `3 P) `) e, pA dress is like a barbed
" N" z6 m% W+ |1 Kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 8 @* f% V# |# U
view.! A7 F% {2 S6 a
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 i2 H7 f/ y1 SThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 E. b; q# h# i( E% s6 \The more you know, the more you forget.1 l1 q: ?$ f7 P- C
The more you forget, the less you
' N) Z& Y+ q- j0 W9 xknow. So why bother to learn.
2 S( V% a& {9 k' V0 ~5 f' Q7 J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , ]8 _. E# V# p/ m+ l; k- l4 i
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