加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: x! H  q1 r" B) U# AMastercard & Visa.
$ h6 ?, @. h; i5 ?/ j钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
7 \3 l. A  g4 [so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
1 g1 l, e' S/ Z: `3 N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 r, f: g( k' tLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 G) z4 n5 s$ P  e2 {, n1 V/ B. gcaught.
9 `# E+ o, g$ U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! x6 w. n  B8 ?9 wBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
3 G7 s5 M; v1 T4 ^two.
0 v, `9 |) m: p6 i每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 T" C$ \+ g( S) ~" pEvery man should marry. After all,
0 s+ b6 {$ V( r* B6 j# `happiness is not the only thing in life.
& ~0 [* R$ w+ y2 I/ _* b2 _7 k1 ~8 ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# J& a) d* r; qThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
; h! z1 d; P+ r" p  dotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 A" X: \% Z( m! d+ U# H7 r4 z) T! KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 |$ g( F0 |5 }2 {6 D- m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
. B, k6 {- K2 P& I, Aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
6 U& p  f$ q% ?( j1 a9 i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
( g: K0 }( ^8 V0 d1 r/ t  a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- ]2 Y2 n9 [; p% @; q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- z1 N" X+ m2 G, D: @“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ ?3 {9 \! z& u' z! xGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
+ Y% x/ J( K9 Z8 S1 l. j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
- x; _+ w5 I1 x" ]; `9 M$ X两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 r1 k. w+ t5 d% @, OA dress is like a barbed
5 `# m. D5 r2 ^$ D& A9 Wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
, h& W5 j8 w4 t: O/ ^* ^1 d& {6 uview.
$ a0 v: v' \3 v! a5 Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
* s7 D" D0 [2 VThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
% `; e* u+ W5 `# s( X! L( ^, k6 Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
4 p& @* Z% s1 ]% M. C5 a1 b9 h9 a为什么学来着