加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
5 G- B/ w; S1 ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' `9 d0 s7 c7 K$ t" }5 o/ hso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
0 B% ^3 r$ v$ P5 \girlfriend.
8 X3 K' k* u8 ~9 [9 @0 C' D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) V! O9 _% e, g/ s  wLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 w/ H/ K9 E% Z2 ^Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 G# C; y. r4 k$ ftwo.
8 n' N, d& q$ ]+ ]4 J6 c5 W- K9 r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: o9 z4 Q& T  P: R* B* Y  }Every man should marry. After all,
6 M9 y( K* N' [3 G- E; o) Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
9 e" o. W# n/ f- Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. j! z; l/ n$ c  |. g4 _The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
) q: O4 t; u* j聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 S* D! k7 x7 r. V! YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: v( X! l7 H; Z. P# emany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. V! {3 b" ?  x( Rtomorrow what you can put off today.
! z, \3 |; V  S$ N# @2 H: G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 z* i% y& w( W: `Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 \7 c$ R: A4 d4 Uchildren.
3 `- ^' L6 y! E; g5 g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
1 r" h/ A  m7 r- B2 [$ rdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
! o: W; G9 B9 S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 [6 L) v* S/ Q8 j8 Q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& e* r$ F0 v7 m5 n8 y" q* nBut why take the risk?
% H) e& q. [8 p7 [8 ?3 _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  d9 e& C2 ?2 y9 F4 XGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
% A) o7 n2 V5 D0 Z- o神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ A  Q8 ^+ d2 J, d8 ~7 z% CWhen two’s
! l( |; P& z5 m6 ~0 M$ I! Ocompany, three’s the result!
  ~: Y+ G3 l# L' r9 Y: p$ j6 |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ j. j/ f% `( D% e) S+ C1 Z) ZA dress is like a barbed
0 _* n  A4 e2 S( nfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
( T: H  t# ^4 O$ K. k4 i' C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
4 w: Q! C9 _+ |& Tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  f5 l7 Y. e* z' u; k为什么学来着