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Money is not everything. There’s
' ]$ r* [# Y+ Q( Q! tMastercard & Visa.8 v" W4 a$ N( g, ^' U4 ]
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# v8 f, d0 ^0 i# W% i* A# o
One should love animals. They are
- [" k' [1 y& e( ^; Iso tasty.' }0 k; H' |/ l
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 ]% e2 j: l% b% R( [Save water. Shower with your 7 t' b' P2 p& [
girlfriend.
5 R4 N( {6 A! L6 y8 k# c3 i要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 d* e: G( l3 |9 b5 ]Love the neighbor. But don’t get 6 `3 I8 N$ k) v: {( N" N
caught.
4 g1 Y/ m: V) D% N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; d0 F# j. ^- L, yBehind every successful man, there is a
; X O6 R; Y9 m5 ~; jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are # W, f4 L9 _0 ?) Y3 X X1 @
two.
+ F8 b( a, q5 m4 G8 Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' o M* q5 V4 B& a6 l( ^Every man should marry. After all, 6 g& x1 r; A W% _/ G; Y
happiness is not the only thing in life.4 m1 F( g8 u1 }/ M: c9 W" \
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 O, v5 h. ^* v0 e7 e, vThe wise
9 o( n! [% I7 S/ u+ q wnever marry, And when they marry they become 3 F! M7 u" J8 @" R
otherwise.6 }$ `- }' n" p6 V2 U& F# I/ i
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ p X' a- n# X/ h% y2 bSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) h& _) v$ J2 L/ ~0 mmany relatives.
! G2 D7 F( P# v% n7 Y/ S& K% c+ k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' q% }- }4 c- v* NNever put off the work till
1 a: t. K: W- u, [tomorrow what you can put off today.; {, S0 X( ~. B- y2 Z5 @
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# P9 Z6 y, Y" rLove is & t: V' H! \: Q t1 `! B, D8 G
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. k8 T8 P( ~+ o5 ]1 V7 J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 g1 D2 m1 Y$ L: j/ u1 s
Children in
1 `, a D; O6 P) p4 Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- [" b0 A/ ?- \& ?9 ~# Gchildren.
3 \# J2 z- W, X; [# x后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 ^( ]' _% N& \' V" d% h& {9 s+ Y“Your future depends on your 8 M1 e! `5 v. C
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' ~% @! X2 D6 i4 B z% }1 \, N“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。9 J% B. |- T7 R* J* Q t! @
There should be a
' X7 k. g; i4 h# |# q/ @5 R+ Pbetter way to start a day than waking up every 6 a! ~/ y9 R0 l4 h' x
morning.
7 `' H" V% q7 E& `+ {4 Q& M' Y- }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。& C* E* j* u3 i+ w0 R4 r
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " h; {2 i# K I, ~7 m
But why take the risk?
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' `+ q+ `; s" E% ~- Slook at it for hours!
% v2 `: n' A, `4 R* \7 @9 J. B( g/ y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 U1 o. n' y, B2 E* B$ MGod made relatives; Thank God we 5 e; u# }8 [' s# I) [
can choose our friends.1 o k" a) }; p! i- |1 Y) j# j
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& F4 s6 X8 Z& v! G* O
When two’s
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+ C$ y8 u8 C( b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 n- v% a2 |, v0 @3 W
A dress is like a barbed
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view.
8 K/ \1 }4 y2 M; M, j; K# K服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, w' s$ M% Y+ A
The more you learn, the more you know, 3 W9 I8 T3 ]- @
The more you know, the more you forget.5 G @8 { _$ @1 X( n X. M' [* }
The more you forget, the less you
0 c* Q7 B5 i0 \1 d& L) e% Zknow. So why bother to learn.
2 a0 J9 F% o- F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 s( S7 U1 |6 A& v+ i
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