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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
1 ~0 ?" h' d2 ]* i" d: ^' ^Mastercard & Visa.
. s! j' A# l9 o. d2 t" l% p2 w钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。5 ?# {! e/ j+ a* h
One should love animals. They are 1 ]5 k, w+ T( A
so tasty.( ]* P, l# i: c  B
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。" j4 G) r( g5 j3 P
Save water. Shower with your
+ U! q; Y* P- h) w# Y) hgirlfriend.: ~' i" p/ Y& y0 L% J" ^
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 m* v5 R; l6 Q: O; lLove the neighbor. But don’t get 5 g& i' F9 ^+ Y4 ~0 l5 {) R6 L) L1 I
caught.8 V, c4 D2 z8 @( \: E3 c
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。* I6 S. U% T0 U4 q
Behind every successful man, there is a $ l& l. Q* W: b/ R
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. t5 A4 _* _% w" g# }0 e5 ntwo.. [1 s+ g# y2 n$ z
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ M( w/ a' Y3 `- V) _0 z' n) U
Every man should marry. After all, / }7 |6 a% p1 ~% [9 o
happiness is not the only thing in life.+ C9 p8 ~! w+ B# K3 V5 L
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ }9 w2 E: J1 \2 {) p
The wise
( S& M7 A2 R. [0 u  |never marry, And when they marry they become
9 R, l. l9 y2 T+ a- sotherwise.
' V! o$ M- i' o: `: k% |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 l# L( Z, A$ k4 @$ n+ f+ rSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 7 @7 _2 f2 q0 }# k! ]
many relatives.9 C* f; v8 y' C# g
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& ~; l$ G% U4 c/ K" }
Never put off the work till
; Y$ O' g( V" Q* Y1 f9 vtomorrow what you can put off today.4 E* ^) p6 a9 W
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 z- X1 w7 `9 P8 m, J9 cLove is
0 V5 H# d3 G+ |  u7 kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& f. j9 e$ H& b+ w0 T/ u爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。/ g/ P9 T9 f8 X+ Q/ r+ q4 E
Children in # ?' H# U/ g; P" h. K# Y, g# {
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 9 W5 y: \9 v" ]4 }! W* w2 P
children.3 ~6 O( K5 f  l" r; \% Y& O
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。; L% q6 g% B" @# A: [
“Your future depends on your " n2 a* I+ _. j. R. N+ f# V
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# ^4 [+ Y2 p  Y! t6 h) Q, a: G$ Y4 _“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
; K5 a: b4 T/ f6 E3 }There should be a
* M' y& y) [; L* D5 U. ?better way to start a day than waking up every % o, Q) j: t! K6 C
morning.* [, u# r! i9 B0 Y: Q* @4 L
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ r! O* ]) {! J! N# R' G, `“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 V( d8 K4 a- Z/ X  C3 h' a2 w0 cBut why take the risk?7 j* ]' N( A2 D& _+ C; d
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. H6 t( A! v! |$ J“Work fascinates me.“ I can : P3 N. o/ _5 H4 G8 b. s* w/ W/ w  ]
look at it for hours!
' \5 f0 D6 m( Z6 S工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。5 l% U3 ?9 C4 m) I" J
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 w: e: p* n/ d) P, |; z. o+ J; Gcan choose our friends.
, R/ F6 o% D) q7 I4 b神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; `) X; M! B7 a7 K$ c& {$ |When two’s
  {4 ^& q' Z8 c6 U9 M+ Kcompany, three’s the result!
5 ^5 P, N* J& D* q$ E+ y. l. }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* d; |5 _- L% t4 @; u& c& ]3 EA dress is like a barbed
3 r, ~/ _% @5 Q- e6 I: G) H# Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& g3 d3 `9 _9 I. Oview.
  Z+ T( ]( e) P0 M) O5 J) w* p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 H8 S5 c' i  s8 m* a) h. _
The more you learn, the more you know,
  a, n& I/ r" S% k# D. kThe more you know, the more you forget.# r2 k. Z; d! M% s; t2 m  z
The more you forget, the less you
: D- W& F( B" F2 Dknow. So why bother to learn.
7 b  u0 Y3 @! f  W' ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ x* O+ `+ z5 y, X为什么学来着
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