加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
9 m) a, c3 E/ a# wMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
8 ?: c5 O, E) {1 {so tasty.
1 B9 g4 ~# D  Y, z( _: Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
, U" P; q. }! E! g. z; S* T3 nSave water. Shower with your
) E' w- [% D9 Q7 f+ m6 M2 G( C6 Bgirlfriend.
3 P) z5 \7 W0 p1 `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ r, T2 d1 G" w! J  x5 kBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ h/ e$ O# G' ~$ Itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 k8 d& n) B" ]$ y; z6 iEvery man should marry. After all,
- J; {7 s3 i; B# o! k4 Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# M9 K% v7 v; ?; pThe wise
( _' K, j6 V! o9 L) b; F9 z2 Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ {1 g9 p, n- I8 w- aotherwise.
: _& b+ R4 ~* g聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 c0 K6 w! R& }; nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
  z5 ]! n, B, }6 J成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 D1 v9 p" D, A0 Q5 [% \" D* T$ qNever put off the work till
3 B' e  s0 W9 N; _) |( s' Y3 jtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# v$ l" s* w+ g$ Z3 P5 R/ K- L; JLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
4 L, `0 u/ O- `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* h. `( p. w  u9 B6 p+ @# qchildren.
  L% w3 N0 y0 m0 J$ I: [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# F' h) m( q' M6 R* U5 M, G“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
. r. t; y9 |! p' p6 S( y0 h. @5 p工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 H* ]% v: f0 H# Q4 SGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 e0 Q: W- ^3 E8 ]  \& p+ {, l: Scan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# ~/ l! C5 `. C/ ~/ d- Vcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 Y+ R) S& V% R( Q1 H7 ~" Pview.
% _/ B% k& s" f& `: E* D; y4 T) l服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
6 w7 o) s+ \9 k5 g) ]8 AThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
: i7 Z9 d; C1 ~! a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 J( ~$ Q& a/ }6 U* K为什么学来着