加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. A0 v  v0 n5 o" E& ~" T" G5 tOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
( y" }: n" j0 u' s, L; ?, u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 ~0 u6 h; k- w8 ?  jSave water. Shower with your
8 B. W+ H2 z0 T9 E" }" Sgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
4 ~- f' r+ y9 ^1 q/ c要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! O- V# E7 l8 `. Y9 f; A: [) {, aBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
) X2 U/ d  I, m, y! n0 }2 r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' A' ?3 [5 `) X8 @4 U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 D% l* O$ w# tThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, w8 R4 b+ y& p  D0 ^* ^+ Ftomorrow what you can put off today.
" D- t9 o' |( w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. w; m$ G' O6 c6 P' f: b: M+ i; ?Love is
9 Y5 b$ T% q! X; ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ D; d! t$ z; i4 h/ u* s* Q5 fChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; D& i9 o) P/ i0 w  t. n* echildren.
4 e7 |; X! \* X2 n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( S/ E- y6 i- r' k3 b  d: C  l“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, a# |% m2 u5 @2 s“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 L, }! w0 k* d) Y& g# ZBut why take the risk?
& d+ A7 E7 o: o1 W  [5 r, D2 i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 `7 A% M: H' G- ]% ulook at it for hours!
: U& `- b2 d& ?9 X# a, r" E3 V工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& c6 @' i, v3 C8 O6 [When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
# Y( z( G5 A) b$ W1 k6 m; pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 q. T8 T! g' [6 P* \7 \3 Rview.
; D- @/ K6 u5 C# ?0 z/ ^! j+ p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' B0 A$ _% A& iThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
! a  q& H0 B# i0 D: pknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着