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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
, Z' y* r1 V2 Z! [. ?' G$ A0 k0 z& NMastercard & Visa.
# _& F. a% i3 }4 x- p( `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' o0 h; ]4 r! G- U7 X/ w
One should love animals. They are
$ v% J# E  s1 [) ]" w: N* b7 mso tasty.
+ Q7 S& q, m6 `( j0 o% e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。$ O+ o5 _, c+ ^# v; E. G2 g
Save water. Shower with your
! x4 g- y! k1 @( pgirlfriend.2 ^- y8 ^4 M2 f' s
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。- I3 A& T5 ^0 d1 y% u9 {1 y
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" A5 R% o# p& R' Zcaught.
: \5 ]. k# W; s) q9 W6 b9 B0 y- f要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# {; `$ _0 {7 u! h9 @# ]
Behind every successful man, there is a ' h5 b* x/ Q$ j6 i
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ a% u0 Q. W0 J5 x! ktwo.
& d& U; i8 t1 l; X8 z! W8 Y' D; V每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; J# K* X8 H& p* F4 B, B
Every man should marry. After all, / q. E- K+ G  D# u
happiness is not the only thing in life.
- h/ E( N/ ~2 s9 T再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  j/ L! M* r3 f  Y, M' tThe wise
) n! ~& V: M# W6 B/ Jnever marry, And when they marry they become
4 Z! A& B2 |2 motherwise.) P; f: N6 e/ o. Y+ \
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- D$ l2 T. Q& W  P* `6 o) `; N: sSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 7 W$ J- K  L8 O) u7 G# X/ w: U
many relatives.# |$ M3 h5 C& q9 l2 h
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! c* j- S" G" l* [. h2 ~0 E" |/ u0 PNever put off the work till 6 c0 g5 a/ u% G% l/ `
tomorrow what you can put off today.* N7 l& [# D6 o
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. H+ z  A# B6 M" q. pLove is
* @8 h5 S! P& H+ M0 H+ S( hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. e8 n9 h  F. Z4 H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, i3 h; ^/ N5 M& vChildren in
2 {- [* P" m! _% W' v+ m; Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 Z' r  t' r9 s* m; j- w5 schildren.
# r. ~6 a8 m7 m后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 ~# m2 K( K0 i
“Your future depends on your / T, n" y- _  `2 U- U1 [# |9 q
dreams.” So go to sleep.! J& j7 G4 e) k, ^, z2 ~
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。: N, b8 }4 L' z8 g& Z4 w" K
There should be a
0 t$ n7 d& g+ ]9 c) ^: abetter way to start a day than waking up every + V  {/ D; }7 J8 {
morning." {2 h8 p$ \- j9 V1 ~+ I' G
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& ]- p7 V7 ~5 B' w) T& p8 C“Hard work never killed anybody.“ / H: l  i8 j9 W+ X
But why take the risk?. e* K$ F* J# F1 V; W: G' c5 Z
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; d- Y% r- ]% I+ u2 X% ?- u$ D8 x% q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" {5 f/ X+ @1 J: Q2 H* Q. S1 xlook at it for hours!
/ Q# m: A) ^9 ?工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( f; u% F9 K( u
God made relatives; Thank God we
" Y2 T2 z8 I1 i4 W$ o7 a- n9 Vcan choose our friends.5 i0 u( }1 I+ R. W$ X! h
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' f; F7 W% g# o8 Y/ C1 S' FWhen two’s 9 N8 g. o, y& p
company, three’s the result!- E9 p5 I1 z; s0 d6 J
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: b3 O7 {; V# v' I5 nA dress is like a barbed
/ I& Y6 }% ?2 e7 z6 h) @/ Wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 0 I, Q1 }# u. o6 j  g
view.0 z+ f% k4 h6 f% {. U
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) b) v" K4 U8 C; |
The more you learn, the more you know,
* U1 p2 k! u  w* r9 eThe more you know, the more you forget.
: V- o# y: H0 Q+ ?The more you forget, the less you 9 \! p5 |* o$ V& ^! `3 x( }
know. So why bother to learn.
/ N) I8 K9 u0 L0 }4 k学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , v; J6 x/ _. u' \$ V
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