加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
7 M1 J4 A, a2 ~/ zMastercard & Visa.
1 z2 G; U  {# B* K, o# ?* r: O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
4 D) L" s: i  C: n& q3 W5 sso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ y* K0 R# O2 mSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 i* o2 Y+ F$ m5 h# v9 D& k! [Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
) ]: ?9 ]# u3 oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 r3 e# I* ~/ c+ H: etwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
- `6 A2 Z! h, K0 Phappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 |9 C6 C2 X0 I; Q4 b3 ~The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
- f9 d- i; ]/ N$ y0 G: m# cotherwise.
. O: ?. k' J! o: Z3 m; p7 `聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
, ^$ Z3 R2 j( p! @7 `/ g+ G9 Omany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 x& q* @  u3 v, E) m: q1 itomorrow what you can put off today.
- D. p6 u0 r9 s) H% u1 _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
- p/ T! C7 v( {* T0 J& i1 E% [$ Vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- P( T, f+ |1 X+ G- v, ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
* C) F1 s: ^% @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. T, s6 J2 E1 A8 @“Your future depends on your
& h5 J3 i, _$ C: X4 _) q$ T' T9 Odreams.” So go to sleep.
+ L8 @. r' X, Z  j4 R“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ j3 _% F: p2 s  ?There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% s2 Z; a% I* P/ m; B8 f+ e( x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* W7 `0 F; R+ o0 J, g1 C“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' F# D8 k; ~+ W! c4 Llook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* b" }- M' ]4 u, D+ D1 ]5 RGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( b! ?. \, e1 c1 X) UWhen two’s
  k9 q9 Q4 P. n/ Q' gcompany, three’s the result!
( b- n: m8 w( l" N2 G" t/ z5 `& ~# [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
' S# \& G8 O* ]: `; T' M+ hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 u0 L# E( [8 v6 ?" F6 o, pThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
, N  y! A4 f6 ~' o; `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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