加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 l! \% _7 Y" Y& e) HOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
! A! w- x5 {# t& \girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 v9 Z0 a2 d8 ELove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 L% F$ `  t. m& p0 ^7 o+ c+ p# ~caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 p+ P2 j' B3 Z7 z. |Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  f5 d: L- N/ w' M( t; k# W) @The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. z+ `8 O+ z; B: v$ V' r" k* wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
' w  m% E* t" e' s' Jmany relatives.
5 P/ o+ T$ z" M' \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& U6 I" n/ V" p* CNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
2 w  X$ T, ?+ S2 [- jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) d4 a- u' u; q. {; D1 c0 X爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) r& v( i6 ]  t4 v- e+ W2 qchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ T) S0 i, U3 m5 ?dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 ^3 N0 b, Q: c$ o+ bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
0 T" i7 d* t9 `# d# a5 K1 @  S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; }) T+ a9 Q1 E2 P* `3 N0 H0 K“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ l, ]: V) w+ `) n# }# l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  G( ?6 O2 i' ?God made relatives; Thank God we
: W+ L( b) A( `; ^& ^1 l7 z# U% Dcan choose our friends.
" I+ T0 G" |4 A3 R, p神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
) H9 _( P9 q$ J% z: ?company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* ], _) G: k( g+ N1 i. Wview.
+ `6 z) r& `5 U, l$ U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
- H  T- l% w4 Z" S/ gThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ K6 r, J! L* w8 Y/ o" }为什么学来着