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Money is not everything. There’s
3 L q9 b! J; Y, O$ ^: w1 d! pMastercard & Visa.
# `9 ~+ _3 `' _4 [: E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 R" |0 g' }' G, v9 f( FOne should love animals. They are " ]1 h6 M2 o" S7 J
so tasty.
- g& F+ L7 V4 w1 N5 B/ X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 I' P0 Q' X0 J/ T7 p
Save water. Shower with your
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# b1 Z P' E% wLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, U4 P' `0 ^4 W" V$ ?+ y! v! @Behind every successful man, there is a
. p7 g: e! a. @& e; Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are " m: d' [' d1 t) n! c
two.3 T" Z% \3 B* h; b% ~- Y
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 ?( [% E9 q/ }' j( ~/ wEvery man should marry. After all,
% g6 g* l: k& a, K9 [happiness is not the only thing in life.
% o3 r4 b3 E4 q2 T: p2 j! I7 C! x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 z% s- `8 J9 N/ X: a1 ?1 F/ nThe wise
" u S2 s) {/ N/ d3 L% onever marry, And when they marry they become - x$ R! _# O( i5 i
otherwise.
3 h3 t! \' L: C$ {' w聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# E4 k6 q y# D1 L* o1 W6 ]
Success is a relative term. It brings so 5 o7 W5 S- q& }/ ?
many relatives.
; C; [6 D& k3 `5 t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 G( w* K9 z" X- q
Never put off the work till
F, K2 ~, c m+ J/ etomorrow what you can put off today.
7 R) C( g# W( |不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# e; @, o' d; c7 g7 hLove is 3 t3 h; M& S4 [# g
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.# t$ @( d9 f* K
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; f8 K4 D: [8 O! eChildren in
j( n# s1 T$ g5 n; Jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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! z* g& p" c1 d& l* Z o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。& \, N3 z3 l/ Z* r. | d
“Your future depends on your
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 z8 C: _" F1 Y( iThere should be a
; A- H' w g$ ~% U9 Q2 t) Y/ r+ fbetter way to start a day than waking up every # a7 {2 x* {; u+ z" n
morning.. ]* l, d5 Q+ S, V" a0 W) X8 \
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 C) ~* G' D: V: I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 ~2 ?( o1 \5 Z0 r, ]8 eBut why take the risk?
" ?& B5 o; g- R/ U: f6 `" E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* Z. J8 {& F: ^0 F! A# S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 M' D" i! ?% K% }- w2 v- J# r; @7 F Slook at it for hours!: i# R: p" Q2 v. a# d+ i! m
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 S1 f$ R" ?7 E( `. ^- ]God made relatives; Thank God we
c9 x( E5 m7 d! dcan choose our friends.
& Z* }6 r: k6 Q0 m F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。# O3 R; v' m" `- q' J
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! m4 y: ?2 H- h
A dress is like a barbed 4 H) k4 z7 A$ F- s- ~ V+ Y5 k
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ E' J! X% g( K6 \/ QThe more you learn, the more you know,
. p% [2 H. q: _3 R9 i4 g: mThe more you know, the more you forget. x9 r* Q/ Z7 k0 b. I
The more you forget, the less you J8 N5 B' q( r+ h" E1 ~" h( k; ?
know. So why bother to learn.+ r! E- B: I' R
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, & b% Y6 r7 d. s# i8 D: Q
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