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Money is not everything. There’s
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。, e& ~. k# z3 j2 R. x1 B+ s. L, c
One should love animals. They are
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 ?* B( |6 Z# F3 p1 x; }. e
Save water. Shower with your
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ k) q' C2 c- j5 u' iLove the neighbor. But don’t get . H+ r; |4 T; y: k2 z9 G- K
caught.
; m1 M% K$ e1 M: Q( b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- J3 ]9 y5 B9 B4 T8 DBehind every successful man, there is a ' i- d) y" B4 V4 g
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 8 g" X2 P1 ~2 Y6 s1 E
two.7 x& @# }2 g3 D
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 o2 S! \. M3 r. f# p. Q9 |Every man should marry. After all, 5 Y, [+ J% E4 y) {% N
happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise
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otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so
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7 f t7 B" [4 I. j ]. z$ i' ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 \7 Y" d) T7 X# E2 `, WNever put off the work till 1 O3 }% U; B+ K1 _) f* Z& G8 J
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% v" M1 e3 I% G( m" y' f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 m' Y+ h3 u( C- B7 S6 ]0 Q }Love is
) [2 l6 A" Z+ D l5 lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: A; T) u6 h4 \( q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。* [5 ^! @8 C5 J* r3 B: |% R
Children in * \' n$ z. p# n- z8 c& y
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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( f1 x6 D% `0 p) L! {7 D$ S1 ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ K; [) o' J& ^4 K“Your future depends on your
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
. w- h1 W) V6 Q0 n% b$ ^0 K, fThere should be a
5 F" o: g" d! f# u# H& Gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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1 S0 s( @ H! p/ ~3 [; ^0 G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 m% Y5 b# |8 t“Hard work never killed anybody.“ * m# m& I2 N4 }7 _/ |
But why take the risk?: P( ]: T& C/ l# }" [; A: I
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。' N. R* h7 f5 c7 ]$ l; y M
“Work fascinates me.“ I can $ I @; ~% g( f2 J: j' s$ M* F. Y# |7 ~
look at it for hours!% z) W5 k7 |! t( j& }
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" z/ V% l5 U' o) X! v) n1 e* K
God made relatives; Thank God we - N @% ~: H8 r# ~' _# K: q, J
can choose our friends.7 X- F* o1 b0 f% o4 {4 }" {- k, B
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!. `/ n v, Y% J( X7 s, i+ }
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 9 f7 v* W4 Y: i# F4 P* C2 X x
view.
9 J {6 k: s% E: |( n" O服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。5 f4 Z g7 I9 L: v+ }* a1 h
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ u# |/ h! b6 t" p8 |$ @The more you know, the more you forget.
3 ?! N9 G2 g- l/ M. {/ O" iThe more you forget, the less you - W# ?0 A2 u0 z8 Z+ ?
know. So why bother to learn.
! }+ }$ {/ Q/ Z9 ?6 z! F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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