加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
* m% ?" T; b# C+ X6 Nso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ ^7 p% I7 k( f' a$ pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 b/ n: R/ Q: c, |" _0 gcaught.
' j8 C# \, U7 q+ r7 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 x# i  |: }/ K# e3 v9 F- Gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 P# B8 T/ ?+ a0 n* dEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
  b9 P3 F. o& {5 j; Gotherwise.
4 z% a# G# L" B9 C/ v7 W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 |1 u( [9 D* D3 e7 N; g( Z. T" Mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ U! }( l2 w+ V3 q! z. \) FLove is
  y' A6 ]7 m  N! u6 Kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! h' S' a- r: c2 f& ]+ A5 V% y3 C1 s爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- k+ w$ {1 S/ gbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 p" u' j* e$ I; `) ?  {“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ `$ a; q7 S3 o" n7 x7 z/ s% DThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& v2 @8 Q+ Q* L+ z5 A" \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( C, Q+ x: ^, U% I1 i$ oBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 X8 O2 e( _  X  |* u“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! p) Q: X* }- MGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. `, f8 _  G$ ?- G" EWhen two’s
7 G3 j5 E0 z3 |" S8 j2 y* J% Qcompany, three’s the result!
0 e9 Q# p- q1 u  l两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 {( [; t- J6 w2 S8 rview.
" ]5 U% l' {8 @- u, Q& s: }7 ?4 ?& \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 j) q5 `/ u/ V2 ?5 Q8 ?3 n9 B9 jThe more you know, the more you forget.
) p1 N' J9 u, e' }The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
0 ^: w0 c' M+ s0 w( `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着