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Money is not everything. There’s
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$ {) ^( P; _ M5 T% \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) d& P% F: G- j% h3 l5 B
One should love animals. They are
! \2 X+ [( `3 W( [so tasty.
0 e2 I0 E k$ {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) @2 U( N( L; |. U9 y/ nSave water. Shower with your : s# `' L7 t" n7 l; M+ A* o" E2 [* c+ |' |
girlfriend.
* e2 s+ s: Z/ J9 d$ ^' I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: |) Y4 a2 c$ V! L5 g7 ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
/ n( ^0 E' B( Lcaught.
/ Q( Y6 W" C( K+ \( ]6 C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! s* N ^; D* o3 u" N0 e9 b, [& p$ r0 HBehind every successful man, there is a
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two.! f' Q a1 u z$ s- D
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# I( C4 Q- r9 }9 z1 AEvery man should marry. After all, ( q& G* h! |& g8 u. p+ w+ f
happiness is not the only thing in life.1 J/ e8 \, m4 B+ ]7 u# ]% l
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。- \! U- w" O& @. M
The wise $ D8 ^' K; e; f( R2 ^( F0 R9 R
never marry, And when they marry they become ! a" k; r- d: q: ~% D3 e
otherwise.7 S, y+ ^2 {- N; M+ \) D
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: ^+ Y9 `. g* h6 C, NSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
0 ?1 b- L( _5 K4 c5 o! {! }many relatives.
6 m5 D3 k0 k! k: v! n6 ]& ]5 A/ O. e8 ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 h/ b6 @ l- e }! A* t! B
Never put off the work till
: r. |( K/ x) \! h, U$ w1 S( Ktomorrow what you can put off today.
, `& i9 t ~- P. T: K: F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& v2 I7 S l% _% H5 v: B9 J
Love is o: P7 E( Q, g ]" i( y; G
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.6 N9 ~3 d" T# j+ x$ @9 V
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. f4 n y8 s7 ]' s* FChildren in 5 A3 A4 h& c: e
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. W: t4 q1 q y" R6 m6 \children.
9 m: x! U0 d' Z7 Q8 Z$ j: j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% J9 q! c6 s0 M- p# N
“Your future depends on your : Y, f0 k6 ?" j! c9 A
dreams.” So go to sleep.' ^& k/ F7 W( ?8 @1 `
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
: {" E( Y, t5 e0 T# H: ?There should be a
~/ P7 w5 q$ N, ]/ e% P! s. B, dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。1 p7 Z% \2 f* }1 }6 L% n
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ' L! y* D' T# P' s9 a
But why take the risk?0 O4 m; @5 ]4 V
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。" E$ r% p3 }/ t" h8 m$ m( k- r
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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' r( M* }& F' n4 L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 V+ C$ D( r6 J: d# s: o4 b+ B
God made relatives; Thank God we - [7 K7 a/ M% S* Y& j0 \
can choose our friends.
2 S1 I$ F+ n$ g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% F- [) x: s% `5 c0 L+ \+ P* ?7 CWhen two’s . D$ N3 d2 y) L8 E' o
company, three’s the result!
8 R+ v) {6 z! s6 g% S1 U0 S7 }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; j* G; J9 O/ v8 @! z8 h/ q+ \" v* bA dress is like a barbed / |1 P1 z, ]5 H ]0 b. x
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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: I, ?# T7 K7 b5 J1 J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ u- h8 U' m" c3 tThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 ~ B% b/ v, T" U+ i( ZThe more you know, the more you forget.- G3 o/ j& K1 V: Q/ ] k
The more you forget, the less you
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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