加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ D$ b0 Q  n' E& k* g# j2 S5 COne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
9 m1 }8 e+ _" o9 C* c9 X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ k2 Z( }& [2 z1 ~5 ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 ^1 y: G8 Y3 v6 i9 K4 jBehind every successful man, there is a
4 K" j0 B2 H6 y- N" z& _* w! Rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, {; o& z$ b. g5 j" y. jtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 T6 H/ A5 ^' V1 I+ [9 oEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 K, z. n4 X2 q5 Y; Q. H4 s. c, a+ W9 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* m: d5 s% V" }4 P/ Q8 v7 }$ onever marry, And when they marry they become
) R9 \" c" q8 V0 W' x4 rotherwise.
: l% B4 N( r: Y" x( Z7 c! u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
+ Y2 U* f: m" c% ]" a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- K* E% E5 K' \# l8 j6 \$ YNever put off the work till
$ f/ I; p1 Z& u  T" ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. @) o! O7 c* m" c; N: FLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
& s) ]* J/ a1 r/ m2 G4 Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
7 n7 h3 l2 `# p4 }$ I. wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
" Z0 p3 i) i( T  ?$ m+ W+ I% [morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) e5 i! C7 U0 d0 Q8 _$ h  W3 |“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# T. W) t9 u3 s+ `* e% {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
4 i  }4 {  j# l% g; U0 R1 o工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
$ r- W% _; i' Q6 u7 E$ C$ {2 Zcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
; V  G% |- g& t& q6 vcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 U4 g9 i8 D* W1 M" V! EA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
+ D. ~8 b; W9 `$ F4 Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ X- Q+ e* Q  D) q1 d& c- ]The more you forget, the less you
  P% m/ x9 j& \# i; ^4 d9 q: W+ @* ?know. So why bother to learn.
) ~" e3 `! @( `( F& B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着