加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
- |3 ?, ?0 [" t4 r( T' I6 B  |5 v/ C8 |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ t7 d5 x( R! r) {# ?7 [/ qgirlfriend.
. v  l9 C" q4 o6 q. F8 a" m. e. \7 T, l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, S3 L: h3 @' @" x! M, A! K+ Ycaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ p: g5 _, A* ?Behind every successful man, there is a
+ R; S" R) r" p+ Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 b7 j2 D: g7 S" V) _, l" oEvery man should marry. After all,
  h' [8 b9 T0 phappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) ]1 ~$ q9 O, x& Z* \$ ESuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) e& o+ |: w- L( D8 I( X6 Wmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' z- C6 B$ P+ _2 v$ BNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% L* D9 g' x! O- ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  ?/ \; Q. Y1 O8 wLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 w9 ~3 F( i4 I$ H& f1 Q- Q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2 S4 t  M# C) G5 X5 Q4 AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
2 N9 S# f& O4 z2 ]0 B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 D  @$ i6 N' @& ^“Your future depends on your
- B2 C9 P( u0 ]/ xdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
7 {4 T! ?$ j! K8 Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 a+ e* y! i! ~% a" d& t“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 F7 i. k2 w5 I8 IBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 S1 E6 U1 ~% C: C5 Q& D% H% ]look at it for hours!
# N7 v9 L/ f% c' L0 l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
6 A% m* l- }4 P7 @& Ycompany, three’s the result!
; Y- c# P1 J( v6 C& H  F( [) Z, K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# Z8 {2 y" Y  e& CA dress is like a barbed
  M/ [& \8 U$ P/ {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 {2 u" S" F( T2 G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ X* Y2 x' ?7 w$ B, WThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
* }: A7 ~; p. s( X3 \  N3 BThe more you forget, the less you
( A) U( q5 ?$ j5 ^, i0 Zknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着