加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
6 N1 F/ A$ \( ^5 r4 CMastercard & Visa.
4 D1 ^: P; ?$ x6 A% P  W* r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
1 D! L; z" ^/ w% m8 Bso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
& R1 K$ K  d+ M0 ?8 l9 Rgirlfriend.
3 r8 t8 A$ Z# q+ g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
. n' P2 v0 U; m- G$ L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" n. Z/ n! C7 A$ R4 I! `9 |Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
: Q* ]! ~. R6 P3 |7 e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* r$ C% \( |) u# N! JNever put off the work till
; i0 ~5 t# d! K6 S8 ~' x1 vtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 P* _8 d* a3 J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 j; `4 c, X9 Z5 TLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ L) r0 z$ ~) O* E9 ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 S$ i9 |3 F: _# ichildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  m8 l% {; L  U7 p& M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# s& j9 v6 F! V4 RBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ ?6 h) K1 J; c/ a7 N# F& PGod made relatives; Thank God we
: ]  s4 q) E% h7 m& r* _can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, {0 w( L8 Z0 K9 k8 A- o* ^" K# GWhen two’s
* p) r( C+ c* x* Gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- N. k$ r6 F* Q; }0 ^" d# P+ }view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! N8 t) W1 ~, e7 k4 ^3 S$ ~The more you know, the more you forget.
8 c# r- |: w/ Q2 i8 WThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
* j% Z( X: M; C0 ]& L学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着