加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
. s) p2 N; l0 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. ?8 T5 y- T2 B7 dOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
/ n' O9 `! [) y5 e, l& f0 U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
4 z6 S& W$ v& n9 N3 F要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
  }0 v7 A5 b' c要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" M# [& E- v6 _# zBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ L6 O# x1 L  k$ B, u7 Ptwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
+ f, X( o* r$ t8 m* Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 k+ \- z1 u7 o3 m6 c' U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. c* X$ Z/ C+ sThe wise
% p6 b8 J1 S! x" Y$ o7 v+ X" Gnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ [- ~4 s$ O# k7 `9 Ootherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 q' H* `! F( WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 B+ K( K3 H! J% d) Z& O) {many relatives.
) E& c" K# P' ^9 j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% H2 D  u  |8 M& eNever put off the work till
5 r. d! x& y# J& j+ wtomorrow what you can put off today.
5 l, l/ n, S# l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 Y6 a9 L  H1 a9 |$ k; m0 \Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- v) n- P. X$ j  ?4 p, L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; B# ]. [9 L. ~$ s3 K“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# A; h9 G6 R( ^. v: c5 J/ RThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 e% }# G8 }+ ^* _$ cBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ o# J! q6 T! e0 G( ~  ^“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ s  k5 i' ^, c8 }; R9 f) Elook at it for hours!
4 V  K; c& A& @# v工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- q6 ]$ ~' L+ S& h$ ~3 dGod made relatives; Thank God we
  c. m! S& F7 q" kcan choose our friends.
0 ^- P5 G, k" J6 \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
$ c. R" ?) R$ ]( _( R/ L1 F' hcompany, three’s the result!
& S( z; J" y& G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- d' [1 a5 Y3 }. t; [+ V2 tview.
  @+ D$ {4 J+ d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
* {0 E+ m8 c  s' U) m5 MThe more you know, the more you forget.
. {# V$ W0 n  L: NThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& B  q4 ^4 e3 e: G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着