加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
( d5 D" X8 T7 A% _1 B. r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 k- r- n) i! L- E3 F7 f7 w2 AOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
- z; l) y3 U) x! l; [7 Z3 l) R: `1 Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
5 y) y  P9 m" W" ^. Fgirlfriend.
1 F# m. x7 q$ a% ^1 ]7 r! H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' Q1 M. i" @5 T9 X0 K( zLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; S0 O. H) o) X8 Otwo.
9 [% x0 O0 f% z' U1 T$ y2 w9 p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: N  ^5 @- b& \6 e  GEvery man should marry. After all,
8 x- D( x& \, ]9 r4 ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
5 ?) F" a; T( B再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 M% A/ C  d/ t0 ^0 v! tThe wise
$ _) s: W, q/ v: m+ rnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- d' f4 o- ^3 NSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
  I& N3 j8 G( t& j4 K, f; n9 W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  F" W# `6 b4 \. d9 @. O, D, pNever put off the work till
7 x( o/ w3 i7 }/ Q( ztomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  [9 @* W/ c: ]$ P" E0 }Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& C4 k- w8 M7 \2 E8 i# dChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
" d# _8 x" O7 D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
/ ^: }2 E9 w" }0 Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
" W3 N1 u+ w; E4 Y. P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ d# _* ^8 f; V/ i4 a0 N6 t0 ^But why take the risk?
7 l# \2 t0 _& j  {# G9 I) e努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
1 w. J& X/ S- r工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  C+ p# x) k' [God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
! w3 t$ p* Q6 O) a( S3 icompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 l. v& C( s3 n1 q3 @: q1 Z1 zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 T6 B1 t/ h4 Q& m2 g8 qview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 d) d' h3 L7 K' H$ VThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 a( J* P" `9 {* Y2 [The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着