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Money is not everything. There’s
7 o8 z0 T8 }& `5 G9 b; J3 \Mastercard & Visa.
8 x1 W! a, L6 q, s0 J3 D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) t- A2 @1 X8 N3 P: X
One should love animals. They are s6 H7 M8 N9 p& |8 _
so tasty.
; g9 l) R- N9 @3 @! \+ W& ]) w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。! N. B" d, R; k$ \- x+ R a& v( I$ i
Save water. Shower with your
( Y- k0 F2 |8 S' ^' E- Jgirlfriend.
+ H8 {7 U' x) S+ @$ y( |要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 U5 _1 d0 y4 t; ?( q
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 m# F. _ @2 j" S0 t$ j
Behind every successful man, there is a ' f' H/ R. x! i) {% y! o
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 6 K$ B q( G3 x
two.2 W/ U" w0 c) h/ s, a: \$ K
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 O8 c0 ]( U ^; _5 ~: F+ i- a
Every man should marry. After all, $ N- c3 s' c9 B9 S7 I+ P
happiness is not the only thing in life.6 C f+ \( d5 g8 k2 e. ]4 Z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, C0 n$ f7 s1 X4 @, `6 PThe wise
0 E0 D* L' b, Nnever marry, And when they marry they become
; ^. c) a2 o5 @$ cotherwise.
& h! l0 M/ u/ J2 K, y, p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; y6 T) n' l+ C: U) M3 XSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 6 X* d8 @6 Y9 C
many relatives.) x( u# d- @& k; f) F0 @
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 a4 S$ j8 ?5 J4 e {% rNever put off the work till
0 Z" J0 B3 B' Q8 g& T: \, ptomorrow what you can put off today.+ L- S, ^5 D1 ?% X4 j
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 R6 h: O( c, y% I0 Z0 X) U: Z& |
Love is
Q; H8 ?, p9 E4 w% hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. z' o5 n8 P) O1 Y: G' ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。- w# I3 [2 Q. E
Children in 4 ~- F z) s% J; w" o% s8 z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 w2 T7 j/ D3 g1 D& S
“Your future depends on your
7 V. O* n& c9 c0 Y. e7 ?8 W/ @dreams.” So go to sleep.3 X& M* \5 o& T( j4 V+ f0 E; `% `; r3 u
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- [% t# o- g) a- Z% n
There should be a 2 Y7 g: K! C8 T. K! [8 k" u5 U% o8 r) y
better way to start a day than waking up every
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; l8 O0 q! k; T2 \$ E* r3 E! k$ g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 V8 u. T: x7 q9 n; B5 {0 g$ T( |0 N2 I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& B& f v1 H3 j7 G* F$ C' B: D5 FBut why take the risk?! Z/ R7 w# u/ @( O
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& {/ c. k/ K7 b, K; A1 ?
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 E3 @$ F" ]+ }! f4 g1 M$ Z, `look at it for hours!
% ]% c, k3 H. `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ Q4 l0 ~9 g' h% UGod made relatives; Thank God we
9 ?* ^# a! i" `% a4 `% m5 |5 L' Lcan choose our friends./ x) v, @. t- r5 v' n
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- p1 \" I5 _0 lWhen two’s
/ w7 P5 K$ x: w0 y6 E! ucompany, three’s the result!
- a- S& Y& V* y# m! R4 t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* S9 w( T9 y0 z9 e: ?; i6 k4 r# @
A dress is like a barbed 6 ?$ u! P8 p; I6 {% Q8 N! P) ?
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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5 j0 F) l) p2 T$ @$ O服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, j$ S0 x3 Z4 ^+ L
The more you learn, the more you know, 6 J' O# W9 Q' a1 ?/ n1 n
The more you know, the more you forget.
, n, S& M0 p$ w# u* `4 gThe more you forget, the less you 7 }$ n O5 S* ^% l4 w- W7 o1 r
know. So why bother to learn.
6 A- r' I6 j* z% y/ k8 L; a9 L学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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