加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
8 j9 h( a- I  {Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
, V: q  n/ ~8 n2 B  Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- a/ }: p5 N2 O- q3 t+ `Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. U: b, }4 Q9 y$ k7 z3 C! s, }two.
; V& `5 U( O) y8 ^+ F* x, j每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
# g) D9 w* a& d2 B, h, z% `7 Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 E7 U# e" Z( m  ^+ ^) xtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, R+ K1 z  e* F' |Love is
$ C7 l& {! M4 ?8 U- e1 O1 Mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. s. N; J( o% F& T8 U% s, K爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, i5 `( Q/ }7 Z0 {4 lChildren in
& L& X+ E: g! _& C' B6 {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( q7 r8 a' x9 B" U- xchildren.
$ {( v) Q2 s' T7 L后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 ~2 `6 H9 y8 x$ \“Your future depends on your
! ^  |, n! r  q) U8 |5 Y) Hdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, _* j1 Z/ w& U; R/ u) v* Dmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 u. ]' v8 q2 K“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
! U7 y4 y8 `* f) g7 r$ Y& u( T2 m3 v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, b6 A) D7 a: R+ ]: `) h( ^' ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
4 X7 t1 I; R* I1 f5 J- [company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  R+ m5 n* y- Tview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 R3 R- R& I- a$ J" E8 qThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. K6 u5 }7 I9 A3 G3 z% b' _9 r为什么学来着