加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
' T  n2 k$ r. T. b8 mMastercard & Visa.
' K5 c. d2 a4 B9 ~9 h% {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 g! V2 L& w% X4 [: t# k& SOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
* q' ]) e% \( D+ J3 f& T+ Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 J9 i, K2 H6 d2 \Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
+ S8 x0 Q% Z# G0 x' x要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: j& G0 [- U* }7 aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
* F1 e, k3 g. \$ O, x7 Vcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ L* P. P0 X. K+ itwo.
" g* C  j2 H* n& Y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 w1 J: P& E  Whappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ M3 w7 t* _0 ]* K/ I* l1 c/ S4 B2 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ B" v5 p. [7 y. L  V4 W6 Wmany relatives.
$ L5 Z3 T. J+ T: {# f$ x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  u1 w0 |! {& b# D  [9 y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' O' P) L1 Q7 A4 H. }Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 R" \8 O) j. y& }1 P  U1 E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, b) G+ @4 h6 @$ B. u  c- W0 MChildren in
, @' [7 o/ b# k- g. _/ R, Qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ o6 [4 y) H3 f- Rchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# m; ~, y# v- Z5 n. s' s9 r8 w“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ @7 W! Q' z8 l; Q' i. a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 W( J) |$ l3 @' y/ ^& ^There should be a
0 i- f& B0 P; Q: G) c# Ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
1 y, o; b7 T$ H  w( W- Bmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 ^  J4 P5 B# Q: l; q. }8 W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% s! }* i7 W. U1 q& T- ~  k/ p! @But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: L9 m' [4 l% G9 Y; g“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( T1 _. v8 [8 \$ n" dlook at it for hours!
: F* G$ Y7 ^% C- C工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 w- M' n$ ~% a) d) ~& bWhen two’s
  h1 x7 o  o/ Bcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
6 O( s3 n9 l9 t: t$ o5 s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
! E" A7 i. k2 d" eThe more you forget, the less you
$ @0 c+ b3 f! I, m* g$ Vknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 \1 \- M  d4 H8 \7 v9 h, ~为什么学来着