加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
& u2 q, u& R% c# BMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ |1 a# z9 c8 c) R- e& Y3 r# C  }Save water. Shower with your
% V" l5 }1 e! w% G) l$ c  f; xgirlfriend.
  k1 R- ^/ l2 E9 t2 ?0 `" f要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
* ?) W" T- t0 B& X6 |3 Y( ?1 X要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 p( W5 E! h" O2 X' q9 [4 fBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; k) I0 R& c/ X8 M: ]  Atwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ ]4 F6 ?+ A, v+ W1 i5 }再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% w2 A! K( c9 z; F; _+ rThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
' I& V/ K  d* Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 N" |1 a# P) FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
; V! E. j# m& h! dmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, E% @) @. L  d0 j# k5 ^! l$ vtomorrow what you can put off today.
. _8 B7 p* E6 A& Y% ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! y; J. \" X1 j, ]7 w5 Y/ K2 O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 I' e* ^& O9 X8 _9 nChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) h" Z( C2 ]# l& ?children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 [, i" y2 X) {There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! p9 r$ j5 L  `' r+ Q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
% Q, ~' @; R$ G  U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 K  X7 s- T7 \, N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, S$ n1 c7 R! `" N1 t9 jlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 O; c) h0 i( s3 }. i& M6 z, S* s1 Dcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 T6 w, {. U8 @7 E/ Hview.
9 N0 q/ q; \; m+ {: n4 S9 z: m服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& J1 g1 C) }7 R. mThe more you learn, the more you know,
: q8 w) Z! [; p1 h* \6 VThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
6 w0 U. L/ Q& Q( U) A4 y5 O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 J8 t5 X3 ~3 x7 K. u. @& l为什么学来着