加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
' R0 O* y* [1 _; h* i, FMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
; ^/ Z3 _' b3 s要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( y3 g  w. b; E- `8 I# j+ oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 W0 ]& X1 n0 u8 cBehind every successful man, there is a
' s! @; r; t" ^( V9 c* M, _man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 D( S! [  j# m# g7 d$ F: Khappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, k' e, o4 \; R) MThe wise
( s' A6 u  v1 F- w8 Dnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 U  L9 a! _0 U3 aNever put off the work till
1 F% ]& J$ e6 K+ c, r8 |4 D& H# Otomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 I1 }7 B$ v% s  L) E# t* _2 G* ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) Q  i) `1 |  R" ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# y! A* ]3 N4 M* P  R2 MChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% {& _& t/ x" A+ E( lchildren.
: J- T) E% S- ?, `" C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* \7 D8 e. v) w$ U- n“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
  z) Y( r, E! Y/ zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
0 D: P6 a( V! N" I$ Cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 k1 h5 ~# q. \. HBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 C6 o# ?* `. N: O1 J“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
2 `9 w0 w! ~% h; ^3 r% v7 f. O工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
# ~9 x' o0 o" K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ H" d% B6 ]3 Z, XWhen two’s
1 T5 l; P7 h$ h4 {6 O# ?company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 K* w( c4 u" A! u* SA dress is like a barbed
/ w; y+ E' H3 F, \3 J" efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
; s/ g2 W) z! Y4 _' Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 e1 S* h* h3 q- ]& H, BThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
9 a2 i& i# f( b( ]* j  wknow. So why bother to learn.
5 W" J5 y1 u3 _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着