加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
. S* q) n, b. k3 |/ b; J1 i$ m每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
  |3 e4 i  I: B% Q: x3 W* Q1 mgirlfriend.
; l  M! `- b& I! d要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ l$ G8 n6 B) ~! UBehind every successful man, there is a
, z2 H9 K7 m9 N, J2 j4 [! c: ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, z$ x4 X) k& t  Jtwo.
3 P( m  Z& X9 P8 C7 T$ B) L: r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 b: I1 h. x6 VEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
. \( v  X" d! ~0 T  f, {9 Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
9 C: X4 M$ u" b6 W  _otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& A" \" t# ?- Q9 S, j# rNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
: C& Z4 ^, r# g  [不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. `3 ]; L& e; x, z( h; ~1 F6 `Love is
* n% \, H% j" O) v* t9 H  f8 C' Zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" |4 ~: U( p3 G/ l  n9 r  A6 f4 ]爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
) Z" @, w- h5 f. v- abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) Q- C; m* l4 @& Gchildren.
- L: z5 n- {' J/ V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' t% W" V' [! P, z7 ?* ]! HThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ h- E: K) p0 t, O  |' a( c. C9 rmorning.
3 ~4 l+ C; O& C应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 |5 ^. z$ T3 j, q! c“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% D; |8 f* V' u, U; Zlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ B# `' K5 O; m+ R1 \& ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% N" q3 e# ~5 u& NWhen two’s
( f; H$ q( X6 z/ Z5 Bcompany, three’s the result!
/ p5 Z5 R* l- X4 `9 p! s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 z' U5 ?2 |) U* Q# [$ {, P2 {A dress is like a barbed
7 ?0 S5 b1 P/ R( @8 r! Hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 T" V- e. R7 r4 A3 {" q0 sview.
; z. n, S9 G2 f  b) e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  `# w) Q' J. t7 |0 A% i8 PThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
' I; }8 F. _7 \/ J5 b  S7 kThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. Q/ r/ E5 H9 ?为什么学来着