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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 5 f) z' [  |# l9 Q, s  @/ B6 m
Mastercard & Visa.! U2 T8 @# u, l+ g0 x$ L$ K
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' j, _" b2 L* s
One should love animals. They are * s, y5 c3 Y- A: K( p+ l
so tasty.
, [2 n; f5 o' a+ m# s每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 }' Q& T) k: {5 {) r' pSave water. Shower with your
, v7 `9 L. p9 O1 v9 bgirlfriend.3 d5 a1 }$ _/ G% \+ j
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 K8 X2 @0 G, e% D2 Z% B, D$ t$ eLove the neighbor. But don’t get - _, R6 B  X- ^/ s
caught.- q& _4 a5 D3 b5 w
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。5 |# j. n- K4 B* s$ X$ s) Z
Behind every successful man, there is a
# j0 s- i8 y' w8 D- bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ! Z6 v0 n& S+ c; v
two./ b: g2 u, f  a8 @2 Y* x. E
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) d3 |/ v# I! T# ?& K% eEvery man should marry. After all, ' l- g& ^7 v9 I6 O( C7 r. G
happiness is not the only thing in life.
( f( o' K+ B( A3 o3 C* y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' z- X1 j! A3 l9 g9 F( Q, WThe wise
+ R  T/ d" ?7 t1 ]8 ynever marry, And when they marry they become
4 e. i4 T3 V' V- v( Y7 \! xotherwise.  j0 z! B) z; Q: P1 L+ A, o, y" ~4 S
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 y/ v- ~; e' mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: m* @& ]9 U  G. z; Mmany relatives.
/ f4 V- H& U8 e& r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。0 G: U& y' l7 {: }. V( T9 f0 \
Never put off the work till . j6 f, \4 A; t) ?, u9 w1 n' C
tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ [6 H# D  m  {- C  B5 Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ z3 C7 B* r! Z0 I
Love is & s! _/ f0 g& ?& X
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.: w6 H: I  G9 B1 Y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。  q& K3 u" t6 j! W
Children in
8 ^7 [( R* f& [0 P) [" Lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ) w' w' S) A( q* e  r
children.! I. x, b2 Y& u$ T* _
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 v( g# F+ \" z
“Your future depends on your
7 x8 m: g7 F4 }7 Rdreams.” So go to sleep.3 F3 N" V* u5 g6 U2 X; C
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 G; p  k/ ~, \, P( \There should be a
  i9 `% O3 d& p% i$ |, J. E# kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
5 C$ J$ X. {8 ymorning.
% A! s, r4 n1 L% Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 R. u( p9 x+ l. l8 Q7 L& @7 ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( Y. _/ P) ?) p8 jBut why take the risk?1 {* k6 i- K1 g
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) {& o8 [+ E# \/ E$ L8 L. W“Work fascinates me.“ I can 6 O5 ~$ w# \9 {1 w
look at it for hours!
6 @, ]1 q$ ~6 c+ S+ [工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' n+ D; @3 X, l- g' k' R7 N3 l" o
God made relatives; Thank God we
* s! ^/ `! H8 |9 z- H, v" q3 w) @7 ~can choose our friends.
' Y) F0 W5 u  S* E" l8 l3 d神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。0 [) u: T) N! `4 Z
When two’s   b( C3 q% `' H: m
company, three’s the result!
' b3 K7 W& }6 P3 T: F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' Y( M) {! o3 c7 A4 {4 _+ I
A dress is like a barbed
. O4 e! m& Z1 i8 ?+ G( pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ! e7 W# D. `6 ]2 A  L. P
view.
- U, h! ]( b) e$ ^! p9 t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, q. R2 _4 l. p+ H2 H5 K
The more you learn, the more you know, 4 e! \9 M. n5 J
The more you know, the more you forget.
! i1 b# x' X# R7 y+ z% b6 YThe more you forget, the less you
& T3 [% N, K/ k! R; `know. So why bother to learn.
' j3 K$ g4 A, C9 s. Z. u$ }学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* [* v2 L9 t$ v1 [6 {) K2 I( ~为什么学来着
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