加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
! n5 [1 o' j! h$ \) b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 q) z! R4 Q- n  _Save water. Shower with your
+ X1 U* o5 ?" V6 T- ^2 U$ {  bgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: o+ Q3 d# e4 y) fLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 l9 K( Q& _- J4 Z% O; y$ {two.
$ k6 i# C, |3 f- P! X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% x' O. l0 e( l1 M) LEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) ]# M: m1 ~6 Smany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 Q6 f- K8 C6 ]7 Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 Q6 F9 g/ k- i6 R4 M# L* xLove is
; K" Q  }3 J1 J. A4 L# Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& U. f% \' X3 J" i' O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& `3 k" ?, y  E2 J4 _Children in
/ \2 i, a. C5 A# mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 o1 K* S/ B3 Y% o, M* J0 W“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 U. C- ?* C) P$ }8 t8 Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
. |# j* l0 O; Y  h- E" Lmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 [: l" m) r1 m$ b* V6 X“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
2 ?/ D+ w0 T( W& z1 |5 B努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ i/ z( r0 Y, U+ q8 `, T, Elook at it for hours!
+ m  p, [7 Q$ L+ ^工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 x" n) a) ]# n  `; J& nGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( |! L/ l5 x. w* HWhen two’s
- Z9 ?- L* G- C5 Mcompany, three’s the result!
% v# d# ~* x5 H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) r' r/ q% E; W5 V+ C3 |A dress is like a barbed
& b* p0 K$ v2 t3 t" G( D2 \1 Kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ o4 I8 H( s5 e& c- S5 a4 ~! M! _view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 d5 i7 X' c5 D) p  QThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
2 r# Z. B' ?3 yThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
# L$ Y2 E) J0 A" }, o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
; m' d) ^6 k  U3 h( K, r为什么学来着