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Money is not everything. There’s
' U& z* S4 r' `( |& o: tMastercard & Visa.
- k6 e6 x" E7 B7 K/ c0 Q4 J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ r( _1 k6 H1 I7 \
One should love animals. They are
1 I: a8 G& ~' {) zso tasty.
' N* s* D( k% K" o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: t0 b8 P5 O9 b, ~# L9 ]& ?2 iSave water. Shower with your
2 u; X1 U! f2 F6 bgirlfriend.
3 ~- ?/ [: G. Z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- {6 B' Z. b" ~6 Z3 ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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( c# @- ~: g7 p5 R4 P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。. X2 n) [0 ?1 N( h9 H* d
Behind every successful man, there is a ( D: W y! v* K( H( ^
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。# w2 F, ?0 m2 h. B
Every man should marry. After all, . H7 Z: D8 p3 [ V) L2 V
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% N* g& W, O! M+ l! `# u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。1 `8 x8 U2 e: h/ M- ?1 }7 e
The wise + t/ \- j: \; I( W3 N& h9 v7 W- U
never marry, And when they marry they become . y: p1 n5 d% S2 |2 L4 @) h5 K4 a0 [
otherwise.- E* i, B7 b! e1 R9 C! V
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; R. `% k R- C: G8 @7 z
Success is a relative term. It brings so - H: z3 \0 h) `& I+ a
many relatives.! M4 b, e9 L3 J7 Q
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ d, F) H0 V: K& z5 S. F' }% hNever put off the work till ; h/ a- J) @" L1 V5 S I& ~+ h
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) y' a# ?* \* V5 W( R7 T: K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: g( s3 _' k; n" h6 S2 YLove is & r3 z' V6 d' _: `) U+ @, L, N- y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& E- h' f/ M; E6 b7 s8 S爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2 a) Z) u o6 W7 {" j* w7 mChildren in
7 q9 P: q( q* N' L4 m- S$ Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ; t- |0 b% n. L9 D
children.
- X( R% j k0 [6 ]9 K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, d" W" M4 p2 @7 n8 r& e) K“Your future depends on your ) n# K' u9 |" E8 T8 ^7 K, a8 j
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 L' x* L9 Z- @6 E [( z6 B' W- Y( |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- j7 j4 j) r) M3 V. F5 h
There should be a
, t6 \: S- `" k, Ebetter way to start a day than waking up every / d. o; Z( R% [1 o: S5 a
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) u/ Y" v( X( U“Hard work never killed anybody.“ % q p1 \ M0 v) C
But why take the risk?
' j9 w! O( U7 B9 X3 ^; p _) l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。# q- q* s8 r8 n7 R
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 3 t* o8 @8 q+ ?2 J2 j. I5 K
look at it for hours!$ a% a! a4 y8 i" y6 J' H& o
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! {. m& ^8 X+ G: ?0 X2 AGod made relatives; Thank God we " |$ l3 {$ D1 L! u7 ~6 y. M
can choose our friends.
7 g- C* n: L% N- M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' F+ N& `' I: V
When two’s % c" F, n" h1 v9 F7 }9 z+ w
company, three’s the result!
' f. i. J% [ T, ]) T$ U1 P3 b( m3 G4 j两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!2 ? L. h0 P9 O" }) J- {; L& R
A dress is like a barbed ( J2 {5 P0 T- a2 k1 B
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( }% b3 e! b5 y- p7 d, }
view.
. [) E$ v3 D7 t. e. B, r1 t0 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。; _1 ] O( l6 f, l% `2 @
The more you learn, the more you know,
( d7 _8 v( P$ L+ GThe more you know, the more you forget.. ]- ?3 O t& h0 o/ ~) y
The more you forget, the less you / m- V5 \) m5 J p- L6 U
know. So why bother to learn.& [% e! J0 ?5 f5 c3 z% Z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 5 E c) n( a/ ^# n- H0 J4 r
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