加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" D( j# M/ J. t2 C! W9 f% i% VOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
+ T9 ~: I0 m4 j6 v8 }2 D' m# j要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
9 j. A! [) x; F$ I! B3 J' Y8 zcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ z0 ?" J7 j7 A# _6 T) \/ {/ QBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 ]7 A! Z; N4 ~8 y) Btwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( z0 N' [+ `& Q; i0 dEvery man should marry. After all,
4 v8 P5 w5 f" ~happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
9 Z+ A6 a, `; h. g9 K2 d5 ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 F$ C  g3 F/ Q4 z% c& _Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 e0 _2 Z+ t' }' O0 Emany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 W' _" m4 u& f9 }* I/ d) VNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
1 P. Y: }1 Z* _  |1 yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  W& x3 x( @4 n爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" r! Q* i7 W! ?5 O; tchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
6 V8 {% m& _" ]& f) ~3 X: u* ?dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 w$ b2 Q0 h9 G- M0 hBut why take the risk?
8 B5 ~+ S* B* n8 H; v9 c. }! h9 Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) x: z) J: ?5 P( s2 y5 Flook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
. U% B, h& q) f) K  K: s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, c$ ~  ]9 {1 v( C' L; Z8 [& @When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 X; M% z4 W, \* ^8 I9 qA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
# L4 Z. v' A$ _4 f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 n+ ~' L9 c/ A, TThe more you know, the more you forget.
2 a) }  E3 C3 w; P7 Y9 T+ T8 VThe more you forget, the less you
7 I; P% C- _+ `, s5 R# e" E' [know. So why bother to learn.
2 }  W# I# V: F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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