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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 1 K4 E5 I; s  R9 P7 x% J! B# U
Mastercard & Visa.
/ [5 p8 l4 o  P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 @+ M' p5 |$ p; r/ g$ ]One should love animals. They are
' B: G- A. ~/ d9 W  Xso tasty.
0 ^. R8 X3 y0 Q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( v. M" f9 M/ b4 J+ BSave water. Shower with your
: V* d  [2 [8 \, Mgirlfriend.* y7 V8 S0 D& p9 R5 B7 H1 j
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' C8 c2 \; i( X3 `4 Q! h5 V; DLove the neighbor. But don’t get 1 A8 G) e" h/ J! V, X
caught.
$ f1 x3 ~0 I- [0 X1 X# i" g+ L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" u% t% p9 k+ p  IBehind every successful man, there is a
- P$ i* t2 T+ g0 k' ^0 J- A# }9 Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * h: w+ F; @$ v& y" l- ^
two.
) |5 t# Y+ B% k! d. |每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。0 B% Q- O) f8 g( U* ?: @$ B4 h
Every man should marry. After all,
' E# q: m( Y+ phappiness is not the only thing in life.* K* n+ M) n- w! W2 [" W
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! E) O" `* z6 h5 f; ?2 g
The wise 7 n  G3 H# V. d' x7 }2 t
never marry, And when they marry they become
% l4 }( K1 d. @- K4 Notherwise.; U; F, F! ~" ?  w
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。! v, w" u& J3 A6 g1 e2 i$ h3 G
Success is a relative term. It brings so . ?3 a+ ^( k1 i- U* }+ i0 v" K
many relatives.
& R6 l+ \+ d0 o4 i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。! u, Q  N  D  `. S- w  ^/ r
Never put off the work till : v" H" |$ G: f2 s0 j
tomorrow what you can put off today.
* s4 H( B" u4 X9 B' y3 p3 A- M不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 G% o8 _! E$ @1 iLove is
: r; R4 f/ R' R, y0 F, @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ t3 ^" p/ [6 Z+ {5 B, q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 j9 n9 b/ }8 q3 Q& WChildren in
% |( `  y  P2 |9 f6 f7 Jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ x1 M5 \$ {6 h$ W7 O1 s! ?children.% E- b+ ^8 }, n7 K& C7 l* ]
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. N& f# j$ L: v& A. N“Your future depends on your 3 ]+ D- d/ G: F- Z# ?
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 J$ Z1 j  |, d5 F7 ~! Q+ w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 n  f" q6 p9 A. k5 T' iThere should be a 4 u& W, G) k9 K
better way to start a day than waking up every
9 u) o( O$ h/ r' s1 q4 ymorning.2 @8 l' X' W6 w! K# j' Y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ H7 n+ W6 P+ E/ o# I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) _, o8 f% I  A: y' RBut why take the risk?$ O; g5 @' P* h+ H, I- X
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ Y0 M4 d+ {/ h0 p( {- N) R; t! y“Work fascinates me.“ I can ) C( o$ J/ d9 ~+ c' b6 {  h
look at it for hours!
4 Z' e# i  H! S, K9 Y, _) q8 d2 d工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 Y. }2 w/ _8 M/ k8 C1 z' f- h
God made relatives; Thank God we
  R' Z1 `8 |& H: qcan choose our friends.
( h, t9 }% c; T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  f1 A: y# F2 F/ A7 EWhen two’s
- v. ?& s& ?# l# jcompany, three’s the result!
7 ^- G/ E5 [5 h) n! t/ [0 w0 z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 J; S) u5 b6 U9 {& W3 B  OA dress is like a barbed 2 s" W6 n, m% I6 e- L7 @
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 6 J' N; z" E. e7 J; X
view.
2 F( U- x# e! l6 ?. H4 g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* K% `( b9 N  r- X/ m
The more you learn, the more you know, # j* V+ q: q3 i: c
The more you know, the more you forget.
( E: d7 W) c9 V4 r* mThe more you forget, the less you
2 C5 x3 ^. j% g- l9 O, rknow. So why bother to learn.
9 n& G& l- i; V0 P% n9 K1 G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! E8 d' Y9 u) [* C' b/ U为什么学来着
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