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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ) e0 g6 o5 w& R* y2 `
Mastercard & Visa.
/ @3 i& M2 q9 A& [* X0 g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% |; R: B! s% |+ L. \1 ~/ y5 POne should love animals. They are 3 K6 Y) D* r* v; f
so tasty.
; \8 ?4 ~2 \0 R, }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, T* D6 i. F8 J5 t
Save water. Shower with your
5 a, _5 H8 H, V9 ^% }% n3 |9 U0 qgirlfriend.
2 r3 e( o. v9 k; ]要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( p( Z- _2 k# [3 u% ILove the neighbor. But don’t get . t: p9 i9 y3 F/ k8 F2 |' ~% [
caught.
  m' `6 L4 ?/ F# _, e9 T4 r/ y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 l* M+ @9 Y( S7 SBehind every successful man, there is a
' s' [. |( h" B9 g  _! Kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) c8 y8 M- \% s; r$ m1 Vtwo.
5 v# f( {) `1 J7 }2 M* w4 u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 q5 n) o- r8 W- x4 c6 H2 @' OEvery man should marry. After all,
! ~8 p& M! I& D. vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ m/ y# r( ~7 l4 o7 D( v; h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' m% o# u1 E4 `% \/ u: F
The wise ! o& i* S0 ]  L& _: S+ b
never marry, And when they marry they become + {% G* b8 x3 `6 j) K; f6 `
otherwise.
1 V  w" @( c3 p  S2 `聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 ]# D4 V+ G4 b" N4 L
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 g% N* `! }' Amany relatives./ Y+ Z* T1 T+ X  B) y# B
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。/ n, q! d' k8 L2 e  Z
Never put off the work till 6 v* {+ f- S8 p: u2 ~
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( \, R! Z7 j4 j% d& S. H" m6 z2 m- Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& b4 V' l" S$ J; N8 G, Y& {: i
Love is
% j8 z) G" F$ k! ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop." _) ^! x( ^+ Q/ l5 C) s9 C
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" Q9 m! ], y3 s' d
Children in
$ J) z1 h% M6 Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 7 |+ k0 |& O# X8 ^1 D$ h) C
children.
; _0 L% v; ]3 g# l& B, x后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 O: `9 E0 U0 \
“Your future depends on your 7 @- k! `2 L. J/ r: H( h. y
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# }" J9 T9 \5 u2 |$ ^# _: N: @“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。* g6 v! {6 j) Y5 n$ i9 a
There should be a & G# p* v+ Y7 g% L" ]; j
better way to start a day than waking up every
3 R6 |+ |" h  D0 Tmorning.. n+ m7 e4 a: B
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 f1 g3 ~& X2 t0 M“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ `) {. l, ?/ E7 |8 @But why take the risk?
/ I; B4 c4 b& ^/ u4 O- W3 J4 x努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。1 A* T4 g/ [7 j  v2 G+ Q( Q
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 2 T, U2 j% v) ?. t; E
look at it for hours!1 ]# Y7 Z) |( r* ?
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ W4 i. \; r/ IGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ Q+ |# g. K' _- r6 }* H. l; kcan choose our friends.
- H0 \: u2 P6 ^* W) u& }- G! [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 Z4 C) b) [; t2 u
When two’s 2 A3 E) r: c4 S) w- x
company, three’s the result!
% [6 u/ K4 L. G: Q7 D# Y( b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 l5 y. j7 z4 @# o+ [A dress is like a barbed 3 d( ^, P% ?. N1 Y# j
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the . |( \3 I8 m5 r
view.9 x0 _/ L$ @6 q" P& ^# V% q
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 _) m& M" c: `! CThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 @$ D3 X- t  m% f% N* aThe more you know, the more you forget.1 l. h" c5 i+ {1 t5 R
The more you forget, the less you ' c' ^0 O) V% u( t1 x# m5 X, O- \
know. So why bother to learn.
- X! [4 Q/ d9 Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  J( }. [- M; R& t0 H/ h0 H! k为什么学来着
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