加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ |' W+ u: d5 h6 _+ K$ zMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  t3 Q+ \, b# o: z& G1 zOne should love animals. They are
; {! C8 k# l. }8 o% W0 xso tasty.
1 S  {; o8 S( E. F; r! Z6 I8 A每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
8 _) i' R% A4 }7 q: q" Tgirlfriend.
' O: w' a+ z8 B7 s要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
2 A" B  s9 U2 l/ I9 Q5 [  ~: L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
) E+ y) W/ j) D6 N* P  V3 Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 N" U: w5 j$ w; yEvery man should marry. After all,
, }5 p9 a6 p% U$ Khappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 Z4 x: ?& E. ~& |( kThe wise
6 Q0 g5 p4 x- {never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
, w- }  v4 T" Z' d8 P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' b3 B2 X" Q+ I1 e5 k( ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
  P/ U5 b6 M; H8 b7 ?tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' O, `* i% e6 P- q9 uLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 o5 l9 J6 t) A# C: j9 jChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
# h" a4 q" H8 L0 v& d后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
0 Q( ~$ m- W5 @6 A, k: k“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
4 r' V2 h* `5 c% q$ r$ @  J9 g& jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: C: j4 Z) u3 W" Z) u. |# Z0 h* B+ k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ z8 ~+ o1 l3 O2 t0 ]8 v" X" E  M; G+ b: W努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
% y% X# _8 \' n9 g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! I/ |7 s0 P' bGod made relatives; Thank God we
  P# r0 W" a6 Z( Y: u4 f* G8 Qcan choose our friends.
0 z: ^& ?0 o2 O+ e/ n4 n- b神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 |6 Z+ K4 |' i( O% Y) Z/ ?2 S# VA dress is like a barbed
6 N$ M5 I! j- F& O( `& _. Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
: \! z2 g2 K& Cview.
% [# U. F$ b$ |) s* ?( J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" f* i, n; h1 c9 f. u( jThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着