加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
4 U; u- h: @/ M6 l/ k3 r8 D; dMastercard & Visa.
0 O. I0 w0 x& d6 M钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
6 t" @+ d& V" r! E  X9 M4 vso tasty.
$ }, {9 ~/ C& y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 w* ~* b! e+ c% t& ~girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ |* u3 R1 H5 p! X+ N2 w9 T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 m. S$ Q" ~5 \; t& F9 Vtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
7 j& x' D$ C( I+ Z9 h+ `# s- iEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
; _8 ?8 J" i4 n& ^7 V0 l: o" X0 S再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
" x# l; T8 q0 R& Jotherwise.
0 M1 F- y) d+ k1 y- n3 g聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
& c- y! |# E6 \  l  ^4 g1 n& V0 fmany relatives.
- z( c5 K- y1 W6 ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# F+ T1 N& Q  o' W6 X; FNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  N$ \0 }- X0 G+ o( {4 q! M/ M& \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' ?5 R0 }9 {  }4 v) t5 ]Love is
' [5 \! N1 L6 d! r* o' y# Fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 b+ ^) B, q8 L5 }爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 `' _: L  I# NChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
1 n6 B# w9 _7 [$ n9 G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ r% [& f, k! [( J* Z* s8 @& j" ?There should be a
. W# e4 h8 z7 J$ D( dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" E- n7 O. o: U( G4 UBut why take the risk?
" e, Q  m/ C4 x4 S1 m- k8 ]5 H努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; v# }/ f9 T  q- Q  T) \. G% M/ z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' r* Q5 F/ u4 U( [- E* B7 elook at it for hours!
. M1 h5 U, N1 i# T4 P; P7 _! ~工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 @: P' |9 [; D3 p, YGod made relatives; Thank God we
" z4 Z7 e0 C( {4 hcan choose our friends.
9 {; L! G3 m0 D, V6 S6 @神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 b# V& p% p% `7 }& S' b7 F+ TWhen two’s
  M: }7 X! m) d; e' |company, three’s the result!
% w' j) l8 G- I/ D' }& w2 _, u  a两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 S/ K2 u4 I) E# m, \A dress is like a barbed
. i. C2 u9 Y& @# @7 ~* b: @9 ~fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 e0 L7 f9 m  F$ uThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
0 L4 q2 V9 u9 ?# C1 y( @) y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( m6 x9 O( B3 O4 a5 T' o  M为什么学来着