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Money is not everything. There’s
; e% _) L! ~ R$ o& s9 O& U6 T! yMastercard & Visa.8 b, i+ E( c f0 e( L8 v
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ X. K% G' F. ?) AOne should love animals. They are ) I/ _! L, A7 G: Q
so tasty.9 ]4 f3 j2 R% Y! x: ~: U7 r, \
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 }1 \0 \0 e y
Save water. Shower with your
2 ]2 L; X0 K& x8 C7 `% xgirlfriend.
; ?1 S& }% G, @: U9 D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 M e9 s1 X8 r# a& ^& E+ f, mLove the neighbor. But don’t get % R8 x! U J" Y. ? o
caught.
( {& Q9 F, r- R; Z2 e- i& g/ R0 O8 W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 c' f( u; Y6 \: E# R. m# k9 yBehind every successful man, there is a
6 m5 }$ m; B* t" _) d' ?1 j1 J) Qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 [$ [3 r* ^+ J: S" I- H* o, E$ Htwo.
" K, z3 m, e, @. D每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* a0 l5 }# V2 m" @ mEvery man should marry. After all, + c* ]8 n) L) y. _% \( [3 ]
happiness is not the only thing in life.
, ^7 Q4 E& o% e! V6 q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) a9 |: t ~& w) x% H2 J) j% a1 E
The wise 8 c7 p# w% P9 q' N
never marry, And when they marry they become
: F" Q' K5 @% K7 Z# ootherwise.
$ ^6 F4 T' q+ ~$ Y6 F O3 ]. h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( a- X) E0 D# |' l6 z! {9 E" `
Success is a relative term. It brings so ' f7 |% ]( K% w& t5 L7 P
many relatives.
) h$ {8 F) w1 R: z4 V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. a7 J: o) Y% }' b. }$ k
Never put off the work till
$ W+ x" {# |8 G: r9 Ttomorrow what you can put off today.
/ h! T2 j- J5 s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。3 @2 U( p" _6 h& C! @# Q. Z
Love is 8 V4 D0 S& }# I; X2 N& q
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 E6 R0 `8 J$ }* H9 \; M& W爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 K9 O* z; J* c. \+ W3 e. K
Children in
/ U* x8 i7 Y2 X2 T1 I( e& Mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 I0 M: j; \) ?children.5 Q" x. d) z! i8 E' Q# U
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( b0 B5 F; y# D4 d/ J, s" T2 [“Your future depends on your
, a" l; H! a+ Y! G1 gdreams.” So go to sleep.
; T. C/ |5 S. v/ x t+ Q4 ~“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- d6 c7 a9 K" w0 K
There should be a
6 j* x4 C/ `3 U, v5 s( t& Obetter way to start a day than waking up every 1 o% T7 F0 H( m# m+ R1 i
morning.
0 W7 D2 r4 {5 C应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。( v; r% r! B. k& i& H
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 3 n( P7 E3 \7 K4 \' ]
But why take the risk?* R% J2 M( a# l9 |+ z0 U4 H
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; P( `4 `: q/ u4 v0 x
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 U) c, i }, Q, g% b, dlook at it for hours!1 H$ Y6 V, O/ t0 {" `
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 @0 y- ?& C* V3 P! J& ZGod made relatives; Thank God we & P' L8 p* n; A f7 m' O; X! b
can choose our friends.3 p) ~& s8 l! y% ]
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 R6 H% Q0 ]3 X- RWhen two’s
, t6 j9 b9 q! D, C. U9 [+ gcompany, three’s the result!# `" O: e( D1 i) i8 F0 B
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!: O* A# K! X& g \7 \
A dress is like a barbed 6 C# T! I) i% b" Y) S& y
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% ]4 H$ c& h" D3 }; Lview.
1 p S1 } P# A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 U9 W. g0 ]/ Q% _
The more you learn, the more you know,
) S, i+ U; t2 W! |The more you know, the more you forget.
5 g( T- T: O7 MThe more you forget, the less you
: r! }1 t4 k# [4 @( k0 u% b% Hknow. So why bother to learn.4 e4 a1 g% {. ~' p+ b9 p
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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