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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ! h" H9 E& D  O2 E  n. v3 F: E
Mastercard & Visa.( ?! c+ k: \+ y: ]
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' {+ H3 i% p* ]$ `One should love animals. They are
) Z* _# M5 B6 ?5 Z, d5 l4 D4 hso tasty.
2 S- m' N. H1 Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ \! r5 V* _6 ?, e/ z3 p7 i" rSave water. Shower with your
2 u. x' M! \. B5 t# o8 Q) ggirlfriend.9 T: N; X- ?% ~
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 l+ ~) J+ q8 j, T+ {Love the neighbor. But don’t get 7 r8 B& e. ~# X, r6 v% B1 ]/ c
caught.
; j$ ?% x7 o- I( I. H) `  |1 Y7 J7 P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# Y6 E* f5 p2 bBehind every successful man, there is a ' w5 T# A8 C$ |  L9 A2 b& a' S
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & S1 z, }  M; t% z) i: x
two.6 S$ r1 t1 p+ u; R# e7 E3 v! W% H
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 u4 X7 v- S! B( GEvery man should marry. After all,
  r8 f* t; o: e. W) z- t  ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
% i. n( ?, \6 n& Q$ H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: k( y1 |2 Y6 g( I  ~& C7 J/ T- bThe wise , J7 ]9 `7 w/ n+ ^& g1 z7 F1 q0 x
never marry, And when they marry they become
& K# L! K+ F9 h! Qotherwise.+ f2 h0 T. T) b( ^8 F: p9 a
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ ]3 V& M# [7 K5 k
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 v" Y. r( h/ _8 m  O% qmany relatives.
7 R; {  c5 j, a* c& U! w9 n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# c7 P/ [3 R( ]! S' yNever put off the work till
' v& G# q% v& d3 L; etomorrow what you can put off today.' `3 E9 b6 N* P6 B3 X
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。6 i8 g0 h% J8 ]: u3 v0 x
Love is % T5 x" [$ O' x* l
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 X( F5 x/ c$ d7 U/ ]  F- Q% r爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 r# z" N; A: q2 [, `8 a$ B" ?9 n" rChildren in
: Q4 E( g+ p% D% f+ x0 bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ) p! T( r" l: y" y  B
children.
' p; g7 ?3 W/ _后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' |0 A+ G5 X- B/ C1 s. M“Your future depends on your . y& }( t$ K/ X
dreams.” So go to sleep.0 X! |9 c  j+ s. v3 J
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
) n+ C8 T! \) V# {, NThere should be a
* u/ U4 p0 z0 r# S9 C# rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 Y3 H! h" G3 Z/ Omorning.
5 i; r0 |& b7 j# i2 z+ s$ L, o5 N& {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。2 U1 E/ G3 s% @7 n0 V; s2 d7 H
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 3 z$ E5 N6 p3 l! k# o" |; ?
But why take the risk?# w9 n# k4 a& s6 g) K7 u
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 [4 {/ {. y; o6 c  A“Work fascinates me.“ I can ; n$ E) [5 m' D; i: i' D2 [! D- b
look at it for hours!
) ], ]( l8 A% i' t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。$ b% j) X7 Z; S* b5 L+ K
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ }2 e; C. R% c: L& \  Tcan choose our friends." Z7 u0 v$ A% @9 ]4 S
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- v- t* c& j2 kWhen two’s 0 @. K" G2 l. a3 ?, c
company, three’s the result!4 L$ y' P# ^! }& F# b  g
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- a3 H, I4 C9 ~/ _  l9 v3 |( aA dress is like a barbed ( H' D) M+ d( Z( ?- X' U3 G* `: U
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 1 u2 b' U" c" A3 ~3 _% J2 |
view.
# H" Y. T; S+ o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( Z7 r: j0 }! Z9 G+ k- e: b/ S# YThe more you learn, the more you know,
& Q$ t5 j5 i" x# f8 n' HThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ A; _2 T; M' l, }The more you forget, the less you ' |5 d; H3 U2 E  L
know. So why bother to learn.
6 c% b5 a) Y7 r+ ]3 \- V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" {; u7 X! r3 g) z, L为什么学来着
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