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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
) J4 J+ ~. M- z# T6 XMastercard & Visa.7 N9 k+ q  D4 V8 }8 ~1 s, H/ s
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" h/ N* n7 t/ F( j( ?2 Z" y
One should love animals. They are , x: N1 l+ X4 V9 ~! `
so tasty.( U  ^4 L! Y& M% q! F- f
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" n" y; B" Q8 H7 ^( V5 K& TSave water. Shower with your
' {, {2 b$ O) }6 Z: w4 Mgirlfriend.4 A' U; N3 T  w# r( J- E% o& a
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。, a8 D; W/ y) X' C# K
Love the neighbor. But don’t get . u  v: x: j) S/ w; z* q2 B1 N
caught.
7 S7 @! k( x; b0 b  e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& I) g, Y) n+ P! `( t% q: w% d
Behind every successful man, there is a 7 R, K7 z! _9 m/ M4 Y, r
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ M$ f% X& |" p# p' U! |' h5 Stwo.
( P' O! X: {- x, y2 T8 K: x7 y( {$ H每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, d) ]3 b% V1 AEvery man should marry. After all, 8 L# @1 ~* f" R% I: ]
happiness is not the only thing in life.) N, H6 @, k0 ?% \1 T' I3 w
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 B/ Q* M9 s6 \. [2 l* kThe wise
. F' E9 M! H9 d1 d- dnever marry, And when they marry they become 6 T" ^  }+ Y1 Z' k1 q
otherwise.7 V- s3 U4 I1 S! Z6 P3 J
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& y& h' I# g4 V& d5 e% D
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 {, u( r4 w! y/ jmany relatives.
: \1 y8 b: O+ ^  K3 r9 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 N1 s3 _+ j8 d& INever put off the work till
! V/ x' h2 A  v( Vtomorrow what you can put off today.) }9 s6 m. J" I
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ @3 e2 m4 i7 |3 W* o+ d
Love is
% J/ M7 z/ e0 v/ Y+ m9 B# c' ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* Z# e( X' c4 q( N; U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( M) Y% l3 p- ]$ B) t! SChildren in 0 r0 J8 ]0 Q$ [* @6 S9 t
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 P/ ~, H$ m; m2 R2 M/ f, o+ _
children.
5 o& k" @0 r, I) c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 v" |! [2 t3 m- |7 O+ A4 ^“Your future depends on your 8 M& T$ Q" ]3 B
dreams.” So go to sleep.6 ~4 @7 y9 y; Q$ F
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
* V5 i* c5 {. u! y2 P% u# e( NThere should be a
; W: z3 _$ ]* C8 p% j% pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
  S5 w+ n7 Q# Z+ M, k8 N9 k. \morning.1 B+ w/ Z! K- M0 v/ {( ]
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  [4 A/ G3 `; f6 b; f. o( \“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 9 h% t; E/ x5 F0 J; Y
But why take the risk?
4 g5 M* M* @0 {9 Y" E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 ^( P3 N2 t8 x) T7 o0 N* W& M
“Work fascinates me.“ I can - b3 K: s& t. E6 a$ [
look at it for hours!4 ^/ T7 p! L9 p# S  z; ?
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。  O/ b* o+ Z3 n  O; Y; j" P
God made relatives; Thank God we
" x" f5 C/ K, T# [  `( P6 x/ y8 Gcan choose our friends.
- J( A) _$ M: V8 Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- |! h: |* E  z8 O) K6 C- E2 y# k: i7 OWhen two’s
; P. ^) \" [2 Y. a% `/ Mcompany, three’s the result!
8 {0 w* F1 n" M) ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ ?& v7 ]# H" a: O4 CA dress is like a barbed " g( n8 [7 z# c) ^7 {6 w
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the $ K' V0 @+ k3 j$ u- w0 X/ x- \
view.* |, i9 |4 H' z0 j' X9 `
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。: j7 K! p1 s4 \6 F6 V
The more you learn, the more you know,
) `! h% M2 G% @% L3 F8 R5 FThe more you know, the more you forget.
. J. f" f  v( P% G3 _: l7 OThe more you forget, the less you
, o- h+ w1 \8 z9 y2 t/ n, ^) Eknow. So why bother to learn.9 V& I& U. V+ i% x7 r
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 i4 {: X$ H2 N8 L+ x& W, ~
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