加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
* d- [# A4 j4 x; d% B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& ^! p* `+ g* q8 O4 DSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
- x2 ~# U( j$ B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! J' o. H' ~- s' y; aBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
7 z) ]  b: R2 `; o" }* W. F5 ]Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 h% g* Z1 v+ c4 _: pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
2 M- M0 n8 M7 xotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. [3 A* }5 }+ j( ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
7 U1 G; ]  z! z. U+ utomorrow what you can put off today.
4 A( `0 u5 {9 v6 p8 `: |. U& s6 V2 }* i不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
/ I; q2 D9 o  @# ]' t* A; r$ rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 I3 M; V$ X$ C- mchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( X- C0 o  T5 ?# ~7 a“Your future depends on your
6 Q7 M4 J% D4 S, [, Y) s9 n- @dreams.” So go to sleep.
  t( G1 O/ K% \' S/ B“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
, r2 Z( k+ \& }6 D4 w3 oThere should be a
8 R$ h- X& @4 T: @better way to start a day than waking up every
3 h5 E' t) t) f$ Q- m! o5 e: w8 fmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
  G& r8 L7 Z  N" p* C$ i% g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. g, h5 a! h7 |* A# E7 ^“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
: G; x0 x( ~4 }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 u+ h2 B) c" }; A+ N- v2 ecan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
/ o3 b# v5 L" C& X9 ]4 N+ l! f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ J- J$ z8 T& T+ E; JThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
' e/ a7 r- H2 B# b" W/ Y/ D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' F3 \! N0 \% @2 H( N7 X5 v' T为什么学来着