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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ d, B/ B& A9 c' b  f+ U' CMastercard & Visa.8 b! @9 V3 O! F; I6 n6 c
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* T# _8 R! P6 P/ H! v8 Y8 GOne should love animals. They are : ?2 V' L" b4 _3 \+ D
so tasty.
. E/ A& i% W: ]' P. {) F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 }% n7 |7 A+ P6 a5 K% F' H  M% `Save water. Shower with your
. l9 x4 _9 ?7 Cgirlfriend.
1 s' u* b; d8 ]! q+ R* y  P5 \( ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( P+ X' u# j7 S' @, U% u' K' VLove the neighbor. But don’t get
+ s( V& V* B# @7 jcaught.
. A7 o6 A' k# @* n! U$ S2 C1 F要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。% W1 e% ^6 d+ k4 i& k  \) R
Behind every successful man, there is a & r% }* H9 N4 I% D, c8 b' G- q
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + t5 g, q% z' h! k
two.
. }, V# e- ]: L. S每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. P0 |  ^) O* G
Every man should marry. After all,
/ [" p; D/ h* Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 y% I0 G. z& W9 H; X) H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; s. D+ M. {% W) A+ B: n; |, kThe wise
" A4 ~( b0 r- y: O* F* xnever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" V( b/ x2 Q3 s$ g/ `0 e: FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
; M) W8 J; d/ d' M# z* ymany relatives.! w2 }& }' \. _
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。1 q4 S' j  m9 M# m
Never put off the work till
$ B& S1 m% q8 i0 n/ o# C# ?) itomorrow what you can put off today.- G( k2 a+ Z0 y" d# K
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' Y/ G9 |; \3 ^% E# T$ bLove is
1 U" \6 L; h: y+ r1 G. {$ d+ Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop." K) T7 K' t2 ~. ~9 }: Y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' O# O% x: i, {8 lChildren in   S1 g  Y7 w& {
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 2 H; z1 C5 V, B: R/ R6 Z! H
children.
7 J2 Y7 x, {( e3 R. W2 B0 b4 O( T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。3 E# J$ o6 G5 u' r3 K
“Your future depends on your ) _5 H) M& k, f3 H
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 x4 o! x( B  F. P" v9 P% _" n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 a' C; s+ s9 o7 p
There should be a 5 H1 Z0 R9 k7 ^4 N3 D$ \: F) f. S
better way to start a day than waking up every 7 |0 V/ b- L4 H& G" H
morning.& b0 `+ H+ v( r+ I/ ?3 \) S% \" m- s
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 U& \. p2 O; Q* z( q* K6 }“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' p0 f( c: x' q1 V+ v. HBut why take the risk?
+ n+ |9 k! C8 J3 X) C努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; V1 D6 ^5 l% b) _. W% Y7 u' a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ g  c) S$ g' d* [6 S. U9 Nlook at it for hours!
5 u& s! a2 s* g* ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。- ]; Z8 H( U( H
God made relatives; Thank God we
' X, o% g- `4 f0 w' Y: m6 t- Dcan choose our friends.& q) [7 q! F% A9 t+ Z9 n
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 G5 h' j5 Z& q4 ~When two’s + Y/ |# q. n3 j5 V% ^
company, three’s the result!
7 U) T( v; G- l( A) w# c$ v4 i两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 h- w& r) c' A
A dress is like a barbed
/ L% Y3 {9 }5 h- U4 Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 q9 j5 A9 g0 j7 cview.
* x+ }% w2 g! m2 ]) T! g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) Q6 c7 R* b) X/ C4 `1 {+ i
The more you learn, the more you know, ! `4 [0 E# j0 F5 G* K2 c; I; _
The more you know, the more you forget.
: |3 \6 U) n1 O8 C  TThe more you forget, the less you
$ J$ D0 T+ ]2 y: C' z. |know. So why bother to learn.
2 T1 g& R  m. h学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. F  G) V/ e) f2 R( E  b为什么学来着
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