加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' u- Q* l' c9 u) q+ k' `) XOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: H' z" u6 A! j; E+ FSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! }* [; a, L! q" ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
; m7 {) s0 S% N0 H% W8 g1 Gcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
3 I( ], U( m( i: Dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  ^0 t' I4 ^& z" wtwo.
( P' w; B8 \- d每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- Y( ^$ a: i6 BEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; _5 Y1 l3 Z0 a8 _/ `# qThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 A4 r/ m3 S+ o, Q3 y3 O" G6 A  [不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 r1 S0 r; F6 r# [6 g7 KLove is
" Y" L5 k  q6 S- k% vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ d. _+ g0 q( U2 M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) [1 [2 W# J) h, ?! Z' OChildren in
! D7 h: a( _, ~* Vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
0 S# P/ l7 x/ @( V8 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 w; B/ v; A, A/ S) k“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
" S. |6 {8 E5 K, P) Z2 Jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 ~" c; i+ f; b1 D6 U& C! a8 sBut why take the risk?
0 h3 H0 p* f4 C/ J; w: A  f努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. @9 r$ z! F* R8 Ulook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
! I- R7 z, V1 X" a6 k5 mcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ I: e8 V% P- U0 R7 I% L3 i/ `7 f& ZWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
6 F/ A! |* m, \$ V: a0 b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 u1 x8 C( v' z4 cA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 m1 T# M  W; U0 M" e# Vview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
, |, G1 ?: o* k& vThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ @/ w- A! G' T5 X1 e% `9 r/ BThe more you forget, the less you
. R. W; f  e, E: G) o9 a9 u) B  aknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着