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Money is not everything. There’s $ N; R4 ?8 Q* S( v8 b
Mastercard & Visa.
' ~- B, }* F) }) Z c/ D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' b! @8 m$ Q' w' j' Y/ uOne should love animals. They are 7 F4 `/ K b- u! S) ^ ]" w
so tasty. {) V5 B/ @! Y7 k' }# x
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ T* A2 \' s! }Save water. Shower with your
6 ~5 y* d$ j( C0 z p8 F5 q8 Tgirlfriend.
" x. C6 L" ]3 [7 Y! t要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) ^8 W9 E' t/ n# N0 H* T0 w! oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
# c/ T" T T4 _$ B3 w% H' g1 l) Dcaught.
) X6 C" s& X( p" `7 N6 x; O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 f, f7 f6 b. C* C
Behind every successful man, there is a 9 N. v" x, X& Y2 f. c. m- R1 o
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ Y# I9 t- e& b9 c! c S/ O5 yEvery man should marry. After all,
( v! |% V# @7 |happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 n8 n1 }; I/ X, ?) X0 {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 T! g5 ?3 \1 g! S* zThe wise
/ d9 K# J$ f/ ]6 G0 tnever marry, And when they marry they become + N/ M0 }! w+ N$ \
otherwise.+ G' N7 o- s! Z8 D( ^) Y, q; ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。" D2 u& s& l' s2 i
Success is a relative term. It brings so 7 W' B7 T4 J( c8 Y8 p" N
many relatives.
9 j$ F, s7 e4 ~. w$ |0 `; o8 [3 D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" c. @6 ]: N' }# A, B& X
Never put off the work till 4 a& ?! }6 ]' i- D7 d
tomorrow what you can put off today.* p: ~5 q" j7 c5 w7 m- \
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% z% f$ ?; i" i& Q+ RLove is
3 H- x! q& ~: Ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 d9 P) n) `+ p/ G/ T8 h, D
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ v5 B3 X0 J0 `! w, wChildren in
8 Y& `% h0 Y; c c7 W* _8 Pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause # N% g* g& O! ~4 l6 K
children.- V/ Z; x' m- ^1 b. V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; u1 W$ ]# d5 b4 I: d“Your future depends on your
* a8 q/ K4 J' {$ X& N7 e- ~( Udreams.” So go to sleep.3 ?8 R2 a& @9 {" J
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 }$ K1 _ d. Q1 L. {There should be a
5 z$ _2 ]5 R2 }1 C5 m7 [. ~7 k7 Lbetter way to start a day than waking up every 7 n$ w( s2 g5 F$ Z' s: Y
morning.
/ V& @( A2 W: _5 r# }9 ]$ f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* w( X6 _" f$ F“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' ~" I4 e, S( @$ LBut why take the risk?
, Y# k, o9 ~* a* l3 ]) q; Z* D- \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) B3 g5 B) g6 p, c( i4 u
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, @; ^( C$ v! I( C; m: Y: Clook at it for hours!
: P4 `, i! _4 E" y9 P5 P' t9 w工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。6 m' d8 G* a0 i9 W& Z
God made relatives; Thank God we 4 e/ {0 _1 R, b2 j
can choose our friends.: x# H( d) d" h; A
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 }0 W) x' A# }4 j* @
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' L2 l$ z, s9 B7 c, RA dress is like a barbed + N! K' B/ L( i9 H! u+ r5 d
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
W) ^; S" V3 Z1 {3 O$ kThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 V* A" P# V: }6 ]( m- T6 NThe more you know, the more you forget.
6 d0 Y( q9 |' g% }0 u" BThe more you forget, the less you ; Z; Z, v+ g' F
know. So why bother to learn.7 m% G/ `1 f: ~+ o0 \
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ! Q! n; T r8 I- n. m
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