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Money is not everything. There’s
7 V, ]8 H! ?0 {( I* w n, iMastercard & Visa.5 H0 F' Z/ A9 R3 N
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 x D* q2 e: x) `One should love animals. They are
0 |" m. @3 c; c0 r$ Jso tasty.
) D. i: `3 k+ x3 m, i7 P9 \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( h7 m- [% z/ Z2 uSave water. Shower with your & ^3 A. Y. Y2 T f; D4 i
girlfriend.
& f( P9 y B4 D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 n o* A6 \: V* R. M/ p# n4 ?5 _Love the neighbor. But don’t get 7 o' `* H* z) O: U
caught.5 i; t6 J6 c: ]
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 i' ]2 u0 U) d' { S2 \ dBehind every successful man, there is a
* i% y) h* o5 Yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, E o( b' ^% r% |* B3 P9 A2 ^/ vtwo.& P4 o* a6 U8 y, s" t% N7 Y+ s
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 Z+ Y: ~* _2 w4 J( Y4 ]Every man should marry. After all,
2 V6 G8 b( S: \ a3 K% O% A9 ?happiness is not the only thing in life.- F/ E) i, p0 Z3 r; j5 n; P" j
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。# z- c! e8 t% ?
The wise * ]' p5 v; S( [9 R; |% h
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。- J3 X7 [* l, [. F% _3 h
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ o/ O0 \& k; z- ^' j; _
Never put off the work till ; [" a+ X6 X! \; O2 P
tomorrow what you can put off today.9 [9 a3 W0 E+ ]7 s+ Y
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 f7 L5 n& U! G) B$ z# X! C
Love is 4 i9 m5 p0 b4 ]) o. U# L
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) _0 l0 k% {. g( K1 U* j爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 [0 j2 S7 r& I1 V5 f% E
Children in ; [5 d6 [# w* x8 k$ q
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 t7 A# u! ]2 M0 `
“Your future depends on your
$ P9 U7 z; A, n0 L' D* C3 \dreams.” So go to sleep., y3 G( U& c! V% s3 y+ X" ~4 H
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
T, u* k6 U" [3 X0 IThere should be a
9 M9 t2 |( ~6 q1 V0 `$ x' `better way to start a day than waking up every
+ y! b1 i, p4 I4 O" G& w" T: Jmorning.
; M$ o* c4 L/ P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# o1 k% J2 O2 b' V3 b- w“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ) n! m1 @, k, `) q
But why take the risk?
+ i& J! X2 |7 D) s( ]努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ Z+ n' w: j# ^$ ~' F4 U/ K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 z- Q, H4 g W, I5 u. i+ Flook at it for hours!
, z6 e& _! y9 X7 \( g4 m( r; X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 f" o! Z9 ~& c6 v/ N5 PGod made relatives; Thank God we $ f/ @' X+ e2 B, i
can choose our friends." m. U- a7 o. z5 c
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, `6 R7 W C; @+ K( W6 q2 i- o
When two’s
5 m6 b$ K- v' E; `& H3 `1 j% wcompany, three’s the result!
/ n' X4 U2 w4 W4 x两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: m& `# G' N/ N# nA dress is like a barbed
, s: F4 E$ e! {3 ]/ H# ?$ B$ Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the . b; a2 p# H; s2 b. \. _" k- W7 q- \! y
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% K' s, F, ?' V; |6 N8 |The more you learn, the more you know,
6 F( x! i; H0 C4 G B- I1 lThe more you know, the more you forget.
9 B; C' E( t% G, rThe more you forget, the less you 6 d% U; L% A. m7 ~$ D
know. So why bother to learn.
8 [+ N9 C" s5 ]! S# K8 y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' @. P7 [2 H1 y0 _& `为什么学来着 |
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