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Money is not everything. There’s
! j8 p" f, O B! L! a* f# ~& r8 I! wMastercard & Visa.
- C9 O: b: ~+ R9 R钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* e: L+ G# y: b5 g) P/ Q- aOne should love animals. They are
4 m4 T' P/ _* X5 s, x0 d( \so tasty.
7 x9 p$ @* e: t9 j! x* x! ?! g每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 |* Y* ]. ~1 W: }Save water. Shower with your ! B4 x% Z& ^: m% V" H
girlfriend./ ` Y8 i* e% p1 h
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ m/ I/ r6 G3 w5 U8 e; OLove the neighbor. But don’t get + o& _% g0 I; h5 Z' z+ S7 i, ?
caught.
6 t `3 j, y7 z1 r6 E要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 ?& m: T) l" U2 v8 f w& }" x" wBehind every successful man, there is a , X( G( L5 C% w3 }( }& k! }
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . l2 ^* j6 N, e8 o2 a* L' { T. r
two.
. ]* U& o# D3 o每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 T ~0 X1 Y; C" U1 e
Every man should marry. After all, + b5 X+ ]' r! M/ L# T8 Q! `/ C* t6 W
happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 {, n- t; u8 J4 P2 O0 D/ j4 ^& j再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 f6 X# _- _2 RThe wise
1 J- s, A; _- \8 u. L6 J8 z2 r, _never marry, And when they marry they become
6 \. e2 ~+ ^( K& c! [# potherwise.
9 @. m) Y/ G! v# J# T# [$ Q# a聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& i: _# C+ Z1 \8 ?- OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ ?1 Q4 U7 p" @0 h8 \# S, ^many relatives.& H3 Y# C, _0 S% [
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% P! Z( k9 A' F9 ^5 H! R
Never put off the work till
& u9 w$ M1 t2 k7 X7 |1 }4 mtomorrow what you can put off today.
7 z' h% M! M; T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 |/ q% h6 f) X6 j- a; l
Love is
% j" s! ^# ~( a7 o) F+ X, Sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 L$ p a% u; d5 r0 z! L3 W爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% n8 ^0 _" j) H8 B8 O$ HChildren in , e3 B$ [. }' S1 ?& D
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 4 g4 o: H1 T, v, a
children.
5 R0 d m3 s# K6 T- g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; X6 B1 n* e/ r; ?9 R“Your future depends on your 9 Z( C8 a; t' Z
dreams.” So go to sleep.% i" [, n1 I0 i
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ L0 \2 Z$ P" f$ E" gThere should be a
5 h/ ]# P; H/ j% tbetter way to start a day than waking up every 0 R' r& l% C5 [( U0 n0 c. |
morning.
+ m1 ~9 m4 B- J) u$ O- k/ x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 x( r* m5 Q3 C: _+ T9 S8 b
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ! ~& b0 k4 m- `7 g* s) D
But why take the risk?
8 j& V; B' p& D, b努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 n- `. W% w% @2 W, B. H1 O8 N
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 0 U( e. [% G% a+ [* I; |: ^( p: M
look at it for hours!# v2 R+ _. w/ i. T3 r
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 V5 m; _- d# s- j
God made relatives; Thank God we
# @" u+ D/ t( A1 Y e3 t6 d# j( ycan choose our friends.( N) @; N1 w0 b) m) ^ [1 F
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* C8 e) P* @+ m" @2 x5 N, d1 b
When two’s : T Q$ p( j+ J# [$ N
company, three’s the result!
$ q8 Z* V+ ]( n4 A# F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' p; O0 u1 O: S2 Y
A dress is like a barbed
& Z. W/ d& Y. f: l5 q" f. {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; B% v" g& a4 P& {view.
3 G% K! t8 r$ i* P) P0 B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) R( e8 r9 o) s6 ?; W2 OThe more you learn, the more you know, 5 x# `5 |4 R% E) b/ Z
The more you know, the more you forget.
' y9 q- M7 G, M6 yThe more you forget, the less you ; [( v1 d' }- O' C; d5 ^+ _
know. So why bother to learn.
7 O, `# }$ S( B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 ^3 r& ^: B; j5 l' g4 @为什么学来着 |
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