加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) m6 f/ [+ i; a4 _# zMastercard & Visa.
' ^' `  `6 {0 S" S' y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
6 |  r% E+ S( l) Q6 a& {* `3 Q. |so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 I5 Z  X3 S* n8 x4 y  `+ ISave water. Shower with your
& ^, y; M! o& w. _$ Ygirlfriend.
$ A/ [9 e- L/ }* }' R8 a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ b/ F* J; B7 I# t6 A; W! NLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, B" G9 Q5 i3 |2 w; d* x# xBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 R1 l8 B& Y( }+ Fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
# H! z+ E5 _  a2 F) ?7 Z; U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 l5 i4 j0 k; R3 ^& uThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
1 I* Y& Y- D5 f; o- votherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, [* Z- e: ]' ~$ U. v+ r3 n+ gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ Z# U5 `5 [& l/ p( `2 Gmany relatives.
4 x! s8 i3 M% `+ f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 a/ M2 O: C  x: w/ A% ?Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 g% Q6 v: T- }/ ?) \, D5 Dchildren.
& x$ r: Z6 ^0 Q  h- A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* }: ?, o( {$ V9 P* g5 vdreams.” So go to sleep.
( P) `& ~' a% D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 o) S* G( C( |- yThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* F6 X% O- e8 I% H2 mBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 W. z, h3 ?9 I- a( h“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 V7 d% f7 G% y) F; plook at it for hours!
" L0 I+ ]8 P' o工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 z3 o% B3 ^9 bGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
, ?& e, g6 M$ f6 l神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
$ o4 `7 Z. k5 h两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
5 x0 \7 A9 o/ o# K1 ?; i+ B! ^The more you know, the more you forget.
( J- @, q3 l( q: I3 N& ^The more you forget, the less you
+ N/ Q6 J3 M+ z6 ?9 ]know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 _! F/ ~7 A* r; C4 O4 {' Q为什么学来着