加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
0 L: u$ _2 o  L. W8 _+ g( K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 T$ U( C- O, r, d9 F; |Save water. Shower with your
/ C" g9 R: ?; W; Q8 jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
; V2 U0 T3 E" Q: M" Ncaught.
; P5 z1 E: P! U1 w: Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. s' Q8 J6 N; v/ M9 qEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 s, f, d+ p& e  Z( u+ U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 I& l6 h4 t. Y. f3 fThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
9 t+ X2 W  ], k' ootherwise.
. }. q: g' }1 u5 R5 X聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) a7 J8 {* }/ I/ w4 d* @* M( \( ^many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ a* ]/ m/ R: \/ }, j# JNever put off the work till
7 a4 Y8 Q# D' v5 T* @tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
5 A* Q1 ~2 J! c3 yLove is
9 R/ C  d+ y2 yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 Y: s0 w5 l3 ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
2 |& Z( M. J7 T/ Y0 \backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
; I# _) K# o5 `# |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 L/ O2 S' v! N3 h3 j“Your future depends on your
+ i4 o; o) b3 w2 a; T) @dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
. q" ~4 z: ^! l, u1 v7 v8 ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ R; Q/ w3 S% i- r5 [, `But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
) r% s. e7 }, q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% R$ d) T) L. _5 x6 N) ?, {0 E, {God made relatives; Thank God we
9 R& l$ J( `) w  [) b& t* W( jcan choose our friends.
0 u7 [; d7 r6 i4 j9 o% P神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ w$ t! X% W& K9 W, t9 FWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 `1 X6 {% r7 {A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 q: l1 g9 Q4 F! ]5 TThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; x, `2 H7 g  Aknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 c* O; @+ }- m7 e7 v7 M9 u为什么学来着