加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 {5 b( X3 e& WMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ u2 U3 p2 e2 L3 o  @' M/ SOne should love animals. They are
& K* ]2 e) v+ {9 G9 jso tasty.
) i. D# W! L) d" |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 S/ ^9 o& W: xSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! t8 C2 o7 E% o- I7 @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
/ |/ [2 h1 l  c. Wcaught.
6 H2 I3 r. }2 H5 J) {7 ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, j9 f" o( v- E& o5 BBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' K& e, H' B! R6 f) k8 uEvery man should marry. After all,
" B" M- l9 v- [$ }) k# D! M: q- Z2 ~- fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! }% B, n7 I/ ]7 i$ pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
; @! G$ }1 t8 E6 E' \/ [# b$ a( Rmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% s% ], ]0 y& s1 m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
4 {+ `! J6 K4 L/ n+ Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: ?. U; R( l* E9 [6 R“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: }! W' {$ _5 G+ s8 H“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& A4 G( ^. b: h5 d1 Hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% _3 Z% Q* F8 ?0 R( \* {9 u3 V6 d应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ B0 ^8 i( z: A: ?! L“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- F5 b+ ^& m* ]& |/ ~- T. mBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 y+ Q, E' c0 ^1 h' P" Clook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
$ u' Z! L6 g7 Z( ~5 s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  `+ m, Z0 E* l) P  E' n/ n, JWhen two’s
; ^9 ~/ {/ V" |3 scompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. v$ Y; O) Y; y) h; ^A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
, ?# n# A  r# UThe more you know, the more you forget.
% }! p" C) t* V# N# u0 `The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
8 C& k- T2 p; f; X# i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着