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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
; d8 c- H' ^$ R2 {; |Mastercard & Visa.( v! ]* G% [7 ~3 s9 h
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" P' s! e- j$ \, C; N8 [
One should love animals. They are
! w$ d% D$ w# `3 Tso tasty.
, }# h/ B+ c7 @( O. w7 Q2 H每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
, F$ k: Y, e) w9 k: G  p0 ~2 R9 `: I9 RSave water. Shower with your
3 w8 _8 X2 @/ M0 S: m9 jgirlfriend.
4 Z0 w( x- @, ?4 b# C2 z( `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( a- N- b! e  Z& b1 n5 }; w# `0 [1 hLove the neighbor. But don’t get # q6 a: h' H+ j4 B( N( \
caught.2 S, P# S, w  y( c
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, B, J4 t- g  D  q+ }7 u
Behind every successful man, there is a
0 U- O2 b- D, M" d% {* v: f6 Eman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% N2 y* T& Q  h/ \, ^9 d& atwo.) v7 L0 y7 y) d5 O. [1 A: i0 L' ?! V
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! h9 n5 ~7 p5 ?5 [( W& j5 uEvery man should marry. After all, 2 s! }5 J' z6 B. c
happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ J0 Y+ ~% K6 h$ X) K; ]5 L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% O* ^4 R2 b( \3 N+ e: TThe wise & b/ \0 Y$ ^- F& C" I
never marry, And when they marry they become & s6 t3 ]" ]8 v! C  l! p+ ~1 k) z
otherwise.: z7 p* z2 T3 C  Q. W4 o  L
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。6 ?1 O9 I$ t& V( R& ?* ~# }
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! T7 n6 h8 s" F" x) j! o0 w  u# E5 {many relatives.
; Y  Y8 w  [$ _+ I0 s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( A& O9 X: R1 a; |/ a3 n0 \
Never put off the work till
- X' c3 m( N% E: Wtomorrow what you can put off today.9 v+ D1 H( ?# T6 j
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ T2 {% f# Y& r% M5 x/ C. XLove is
4 p- U/ J' d/ s; t9 Mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 o2 v: J! X$ @/ @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 C  D7 l$ x0 U' Z+ _Children in 8 w- |0 t& e2 @1 ~; {
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, l9 V. `0 E1 Q  e& |+ h8 Qchildren.  L( P1 }5 T$ w9 K
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, U+ c5 W, s/ i3 ~. `“Your future depends on your 3 v% Y, |. C# a  v: j
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( W4 H% P# t4 P& A, N& u' \+ T“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& x; {& F. E9 q* {# L& ?* YThere should be a
4 V9 g* G  k, P; O7 D0 @( X. D* fbetter way to start a day than waking up every
" |- g8 W; v% L# C6 omorning.5 j) o1 p' U+ w9 W8 ^! q' S6 y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。( {4 h" p1 r5 U) s* C* k1 O
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 1 }6 B: x5 f5 J
But why take the risk?
% O- o7 c( H, J6 H8 R/ M: ~努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 @  s2 o3 e& D* u4 p“Work fascinates me.“ I can 0 F  l6 z% D" V( h  a7 `; B( I
look at it for hours!
% s% S) n4 h) g5 n) o工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( m+ e; h# p) k) Q0 J6 hGod made relatives; Thank God we
( ^& _' r8 R& D6 {. ?. v. V7 ], p& Dcan choose our friends.
1 y5 `. i- {+ S9 i& M! @神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。% |! ^2 B1 ^: H% T; w6 Y( {- R
When two’s
3 Q% e/ R) A7 n6 e3 bcompany, three’s the result!
; x" V3 J+ R9 R0 v6 l1 s8 ?% `$ ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!% z5 l# k4 [3 U7 A2 h
A dress is like a barbed
; J  ^5 f( V- ^0 e; C& mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 s% d% B6 {& O1 c* L- r) \view.
; K; ]8 h- K  z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。- {) c* n  G& v, y. p. W
The more you learn, the more you know,
! q. D$ C, X1 hThe more you know, the more you forget.
* W: H$ [8 |6 I+ @- R! b% t% gThe more you forget, the less you / C5 j8 ]$ a/ ^( u
know. So why bother to learn.0 G1 l3 r- b, ]  e% ~1 v- c
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ Z; i) R, K& @8 L' X为什么学来着
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