加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
+ W( N5 j5 L: f  i/ f6 a* o  `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
- ^! s7 H: @' U5 d! |2 gcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 D3 i9 g/ L6 e2 q- {, x' ~" V* RBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) t5 K- u" o/ k3 m0 r) X% ktwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 q5 z: E: u  U( b% f( CEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
- s+ b" M% [0 h3 T1 P再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! W5 m2 h1 ]0 d7 m% b! _The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" p1 q0 H: `; |( i7 `$ l" [' pSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) X' Q, m0 `5 J  o+ K1 hmany relatives.
* ^9 l7 O* D) w0 \3 K# R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
. C& H7 w6 n7 V  ~3 [6 _2 ^4 Q* W7 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: @4 Z2 V: g: p/ v" w; w" U$ MLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! W* E4 H4 o7 `) p  W% g2 Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ M; t" t0 f8 |! w3 V* qchildren.
; t0 u- q( T$ G4 m# f& k后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 {# v7 \" B$ ^" H“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& y3 ^# A0 W. e" S  v  w( L“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
$ L* A+ m; k" o* ^  ?8 \8 d" W2 {better way to start a day than waking up every
2 E' a& a# ?+ k7 I/ `morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( z. R; i; J1 T% S8 A1 `: J: b1 ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
( ~7 V8 w) [- {0 L努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
* T# {& o$ J9 S* s工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 l4 O2 J; ]6 L% a4 \' m3 R1 rcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ N* i5 P2 E* r5 O3 Wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 H  o6 Y- e: T, vview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 x6 s/ d1 R7 ]; M, b, c- aThe more you learn, the more you know,
# p0 }( Z/ N( [& GThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着