加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# X9 e* w, Y3 p- c2 ~Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ g( O: E2 t% Ucaught.
! L. Y* t/ N4 K' ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. A% u  U" D2 N  F: T& Dtwo.
% Q: h: u! ~- k# A# v, K5 j! M每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 p8 y' o, Q! T* N5 Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
( l1 @% q: ?3 Pnever marry, And when they marry they become
0 l  u- I- x  y5 X/ ^4 C4 f, Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ w4 U( \# c* m* C1 i4 {many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' @3 Y4 }  E+ O# o& ~2 S: INever put off the work till
. E9 Q2 ?) _) H3 vtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 k7 {0 j. c0 L$ s% m1 _% iLove is
/ w7 L5 r& ?8 x3 u  \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  G( Z& J! Q7 p/ j( O/ R, _爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% V; M! b" y, X4 K; Y+ o7 ]3 }children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 D4 r2 m# y" x  S4 ?“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) ?' c+ ]4 F' v( F+ ~0 o' o8 `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, K# r; E+ R/ F  Emorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
% m3 ]6 a/ u* Q+ q/ t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* |2 S0 {$ F$ K$ t6 V* z3 i0 U# v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% D5 m# |0 w3 ~When two’s
, ?0 J# g! `5 A3 n7 Xcompany, three’s the result!
. k+ H4 t6 A; x+ d5 M两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ c" _6 n4 L  m' ]4 qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 Z( G5 I) |1 l0 Sview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 A$ ~& E& k2 _; m; ~8 WThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 [( x( n, h3 P. ]% qThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
" Y. w% n$ Q0 e* V. h' {+ S, z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着