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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s - @/ m9 d' P+ H* e
Mastercard & Visa.
* i$ C5 i8 q0 b! E% e! D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) I$ Q0 z& H% @9 {& Q' d' T7 Z5 QOne should love animals. They are
! G. _2 }, x% F8 t  U5 c4 Sso tasty.5 I, w; W) ~! E9 M% F
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 w& A5 Q7 \+ T2 u$ v3 Q) L1 K
Save water. Shower with your
' y! t# ]2 i, `6 A+ g" dgirlfriend.
7 }* k* \6 M( h( D5 f- f7 q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" P; R2 B4 V1 [3 j4 q9 C1 p/ ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
$ Y7 b2 p+ E" Mcaught.4 k, h( o# d6 F4 {: j) y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。3 z" N! m( _; ?+ `, J1 n- F: i
Behind every successful man, there is a
' k- j4 E  B  Q+ a: X0 n6 yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 1 u0 R: d! A+ e. q4 I: k
two.
* L5 o3 j" K9 F每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: R- T* F% E7 c# v8 oEvery man should marry. After all,
1 k4 I: \% n! m( J2 _/ e* b! ]* ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
: f; |, w' c# z' u' g  T7 v再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。" o2 w! y* T5 M; s! t6 v
The wise " t! A7 j% \; ~
never marry, And when they marry they become
( y; ~6 @6 x+ x, zotherwise.4 D# s4 w5 |6 o  u
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& E. S+ ^1 v4 }/ o. U2 F4 z. _( U
Success is a relative term. It brings so . j9 J; `" t* w% e$ p' l
many relatives.- ?7 q3 C0 F; H5 L3 u& T2 U2 v( a
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. ^- y% y, b3 c$ w  x, Z  r
Never put off the work till
0 ]7 h7 d6 U" c( A) V* M" Otomorrow what you can put off today.% B+ h5 u3 _8 Q- |( ~+ [$ w- b8 v
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。: K* m, Y+ O* g& w
Love is ) ~6 [! x' O& x( X
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.$ W; n8 \* v. Z3 o* @3 x! a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 Y3 G- j8 m; m9 c8 d0 l
Children in
/ }1 S9 ?4 o* x1 O. q3 X9 y- y% Qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% \% q" g1 u! a7 {" H4 Uchildren.
# ]) x. l. N. T5 y7 e9 \3 W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 l' F6 }0 K/ R/ b( Q, S* n“Your future depends on your
( M2 @' Z! \) Hdreams.” So go to sleep.
7 U) v/ J5 i' u+ ?6 x“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
! g- i* i' l1 L" m$ p! T( u: NThere should be a
% h$ r1 u# N5 c+ Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 U* w0 D# K+ E9 zmorning.
5 ]" y' C$ ~$ o+ Z) |! T应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; J" `- E' x, V5 w+ B“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 4 N. b$ G5 h5 l5 e" T% z
But why take the risk?( U. j2 }" I7 E, _5 a) K
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" J8 Y/ g' Q! N; Y* w% n“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ X8 b1 V2 W; j0 |6 `6 V7 H  mlook at it for hours!& Q0 b$ e' o& Z' G4 x2 L
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: p" h: g: b) d8 Z3 IGod made relatives; Thank God we
' J/ f1 m: o1 K" hcan choose our friends.3 ?: R) p3 k% }' L, J# v; ^
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。) B/ [3 I' l" u
When two’s 4 r, f9 s' J- h# w
company, three’s the result!
) Y  z) l1 ]: K# i) }7 s! d% `) a两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!, ^$ u: b' N( G' x& L- t; f/ z$ j
A dress is like a barbed
$ U( Z' C8 O- x: ]fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* g8 o( f, v% n+ e5 x; ?1 lview.$ z2 ?! N& t& _8 \* E
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 a2 G: r4 D2 v4 v4 Y* t: JThe more you learn, the more you know, 6 I, f, u# Z9 D! v' M
The more you know, the more you forget.
  F  n5 M6 B; ^The more you forget, the less you 8 ^2 K' p5 y! P8 F
know. So why bother to learn.% k/ Z' D3 y0 _* ]' j
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 b/ T' e+ n, l$ @为什么学来着
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