加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
/ e' {: f6 D, h" ^! ?$ tso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 _( o0 o: y4 i- F- hSave water. Shower with your
! U3 k/ C; q8 E1 y- ~girlfriend.
, `% C% }( @% a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
5 N7 e: q2 y) n7 }$ b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 v4 u0 z# y9 m# s2 r4 J) Kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& d8 v4 G- w6 i& F% btwo.
' `& _$ D7 `' i; ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ U. R: i8 m1 t3 y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 m; n( s: m: E- XThe wise
+ m& o: U. \" j& N0 A3 m1 Vnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
2 N+ o4 B# j3 I! U- \% f- z8 I$ y6 K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
, D0 X; R3 }: {' omany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 N; C8 w% u, n0 ~2 t% X5 M) RNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
, _+ r. M& p& @; p0 x. l: P不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ E; M/ j6 J4 u, l- m( Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ C. B0 B+ K! k+ k$ J) W5 V; f7 l“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 D3 d- i& [0 L7 a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 j! L# H- ]4 ~$ b6 bThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; E+ j" y1 G! x# ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) v/ S5 f: r- D  JGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
/ }. T* W" n/ |( D: q& i& [* f两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 n; G% r$ f$ E( U) i" |$ Y! ?A dress is like a barbed
/ a7 R+ K! U' c' e2 J+ ^" ^/ Cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
' _- c: d$ d+ k( K, w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! {' X# b# t% u/ B  P- }; @& NThe more you learn, the more you know,
$ C! v2 q% @: ~The more you know, the more you forget.
' \) q3 R! Z5 O3 @/ r5 DThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ g0 A( d' }3 i* x1 D0 y为什么学来着