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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ) X* H5 ~' o: r# X  m0 M5 S
Mastercard & Visa.
/ ~; I9 x  i( a$ F) r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ f+ Z3 B: E5 v" Q- n3 R) {2 IOne should love animals. They are
+ O' w- V3 j( |$ tso tasty.
0 s4 f7 O! i, ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 C, R& Y. K. ^8 c* c' @Save water. Shower with your
+ }$ I1 O* K$ k9 S, S! agirlfriend.
5 r3 q% P) `7 A1 A4 C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 ?6 M$ w5 D: C. ~; x: S
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' S8 }. ~! `' c; vcaught.7 K# m5 d; ^+ Q6 \$ a
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) W) K% m1 U% Z: @+ G! ?
Behind every successful man, there is a $ I- L  x: _2 F
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 Q, q- V" e) I& Vtwo./ c* k! c) O0 g: v! ^* S2 \# `
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, [$ q1 J0 U( C) I. e8 kEvery man should marry. After all,
' t* _' ~* v4 @, p, b, lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
' }; t" v4 x% O0 P) o* k0 \再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! W" p# {% M1 C( N6 rThe wise * V0 ^& @: e9 v+ o+ m
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 z( A% I' Z$ F" g$ W& T  K( E' u1 xotherwise.
$ l! Q4 A( {$ S5 y8 L聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% s  o* S1 B( X" c# `( Y; aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 2 G4 t3 ]! M' R3 B
many relatives.
( O) S6 N) m2 ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' p* {) c1 H7 I" [5 l7 W1 lNever put off the work till & c, J  P6 o9 b- D: r  n
tomorrow what you can put off today.
; z5 k: u6 f) ^5 Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" m0 y2 k1 o) s  c. b! ?# t' ILove is 1 T) f  c% a7 F: D' X
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., V5 Q* B" N  H) A; x2 ?: }: h' a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。, v( L1 A  t9 \8 @
Children in
5 C" O% ]8 o4 F' k: ~6 cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% a) @' ^, f9 D" _0 Q; `# T$ Y( Bchildren.
7 {" \8 [6 d) G, L/ j: t6 f2 U后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 @# q4 _# ]( N5 W& ^( k. _“Your future depends on your
$ l. S  a. `, x' i4 z  Z- Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
9 O0 M9 F. @1 a! Y$ b( b“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
- ^# b  J8 v' X" Y9 c; \- iThere should be a
' H$ s! `3 k/ \2 U- H4 t. Q  Lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
* L+ ^1 F. x' Y! D( {* A; Jmorning.* `7 g& y. ]/ E. G
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。9 B- K% N2 ~* n+ Q
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ . _0 y* A1 V, s9 X
But why take the risk?
9 L$ y; e: o* T! A  e; m努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 K3 ^! x# A! @  D! d# _/ ]
“Work fascinates me.“ I can # Q/ {5 S1 b1 j7 Z+ v# I; E
look at it for hours!4 @9 g# u8 S5 M+ w& X% s2 L
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) M2 g- x3 H8 d' p/ v1 JGod made relatives; Thank God we
5 d- e$ M2 B+ k/ ?$ p9 s0 Acan choose our friends.
+ }- p$ X/ Q. o: w3 L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。% K# z9 s; }6 v  @; y6 s  {: k
When two’s
( ^8 |) i" P) {- |7 f# w2 lcompany, three’s the result!
7 F4 f: P$ r. \1 m7 k& w9 W. [! v7 \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# k) p# V9 p2 \+ e$ P) aA dress is like a barbed " h1 {1 E( [% q
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 3 `: e. n, q9 D" N0 Y# G- x
view.
5 D4 {' J* ^4 {) b服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。9 M" q  Z3 g. X6 R! Q% T% ]3 Y. k
The more you learn, the more you know, 5 N) G0 x9 g( t8 w* e; @, g
The more you know, the more you forget.  `6 s9 ?. g( H
The more you forget, the less you
0 X# ^( J4 V9 l5 Eknow. So why bother to learn.) u: A7 o/ J4 Q% z6 X/ A8 c
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 9 Y; }* R* m; a9 R" F6 ~
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