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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
9 U) P: L; I. uMastercard & Visa.' o8 x0 b' @  {# ~
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& o% P3 P, t7 wOne should love animals. They are
9 J: N5 \+ ^  m, Dso tasty.5 }) c  p6 y7 S& J# O$ V3 M% F
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 v9 q) l, V5 oSave water. Shower with your 4 [! x! S, y" @. ]
girlfriend.; u/ G% H8 W; ?: v4 B% b4 S
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; E. h; f" z' O6 gLove the neighbor. But don’t get 2 ^1 o6 K5 F) s) \- K" }
caught.
1 f+ o2 K) a1 V: Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" I1 G1 r9 H* d% W6 }Behind every successful man, there is a
' u/ W% D- y+ G; K+ t, jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% e0 Y9 [6 x4 B% K; @6 Etwo.6 B  D) O  K* W4 ~
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. E3 V- n' T4 YEvery man should marry. After all,
- A( i& B# O. q, a- ^happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ s+ ]4 B% U6 w  C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 x! s, i6 `' v' j5 _, r; l! ~* P: CThe wise / s5 t# O5 o" }0 L' J/ L' ~7 S! o
never marry, And when they marry they become
2 e2 M" d; W- ]# y( D# c6 l# T0 U2 xotherwise.# k: K) l% _% u5 c0 H9 H! M
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 J8 D) U4 a. b3 q" }1 SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 5 X3 h) z! `  T" C: ~9 M
many relatives.
" s& P  g7 J( c% F# x/ J7 S  X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 |% v  a  D& {; NNever put off the work till % Y& E3 z" w  h; c0 s& T! G* j2 k' a; H
tomorrow what you can put off today.1 p' ~: L- N1 O; w* O; u
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 `1 a  Y  I+ z  l: V+ @4 p* zLove is + A5 {9 J) b0 V5 q' t  P( ?
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ I, t6 x3 U8 m# O
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* \5 _3 Q- O4 \! H: ~0 mChildren in
$ d( o0 q9 q% E: q9 Qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 7 ?* m# Q4 g- C# p5 ]( k
children.
' g: G, _5 B5 C* V3 F: ]% V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* ]! W3 r, b6 w! ^: J% [" u; A# J
“Your future depends on your
& W7 p; ?$ ^; }; b/ n, j1 G6 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.
, M1 T" Y6 W# I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 q& H3 [1 ?: [5 h& f& \There should be a
+ h! o( ^3 r1 v7 O7 c' O7 Sbetter way to start a day than waking up every & h3 r- j* `, ~$ W0 U. O
morning.
0 w! W7 i! y9 W- H" S2 U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。! r: J0 I. t7 h* i4 b
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# t1 H+ G: C3 L2 d$ ^But why take the risk?
9 }4 l8 a" H! J3 A7 R( F  G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。1 K1 o, y2 A* ^/ g7 _' Q9 \3 X
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 @. p2 [" U) M3 P4 a' r. V. Flook at it for hours!
0 i9 h; j; W3 ]- @4 Z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 E  q* p% x$ k
God made relatives; Thank God we
6 L, a2 }/ e  k* b; Qcan choose our friends.
" h6 Z5 `4 n3 R- n( I' x神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, Q  v6 q7 Z& p# G% U% m. b3 E: @- v
When two’s
8 Z5 F5 u9 _6 [& o' s6 ^: e5 Fcompany, three’s the result!
2 B% d0 B) V' @; }& c两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!  n* d' n" M7 l4 Z. m; w; D- L
A dress is like a barbed
" T3 m+ t' w' D# ~3 z2 yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ |: y: _, ?+ k7 v6 Jview.* I! i# V5 J. v% L( F8 ?. m$ n7 F5 D
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ L$ n1 k9 |# [; i+ p8 Z8 y
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 n9 F- t1 Q: E$ {3 z. FThe more you know, the more you forget./ y* h: [0 W1 [
The more you forget, the less you $ N6 {) z/ D+ f1 n; S
know. So why bother to learn.
/ z% W7 ?5 g/ c3 `5 \4 k$ \8 N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, : i% K! _2 R' v/ w/ j/ i
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