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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
3 ^+ `. g; n/ u( F6 C/ pMastercard & Visa.0 j* @6 Q, z, T# C
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。3 K  g, q/ K6 ~+ A
One should love animals. They are
2 _  D1 i$ U1 A: c) d3 ]  T  @so tasty.
8 w( K" r3 K( C, [8 U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 h1 h2 T: l. j& R  D9 i+ P
Save water. Shower with your . ]9 Y  g& ~' G4 S6 p
girlfriend.
9 V' _8 I1 ^& E  S* O1 z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。& T8 R5 N2 F: |1 ^* d: w5 v/ k, T7 m
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
# R" ]) U+ `  v; d/ |5 {. e# _; ocaught.
8 N/ p* Q% @! v. W5 f1 c要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ s& s- ~/ R4 k5 `0 s1 |& y
Behind every successful man, there is a
% u; X0 q2 W" J& a1 C" L& a* O( }man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 Y! u6 T" v3 Xtwo.  |% t5 M3 C( X( t9 l: x3 Q! E
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; @: b6 g) {  s8 G
Every man should marry. After all, 4 O5 s. w" @9 `, y" ^1 ?
happiness is not the only thing in life.+ q& X0 A2 \4 H6 `
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 \7 _  k) n1 G  P- eThe wise ) W+ e8 H4 y% H' L: P
never marry, And when they marry they become ) Z) W- l  Q; D+ p; F
otherwise.
! W1 i5 a8 P8 A: b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。3 ^/ I- [! y2 D& D
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 Z/ w' L- P6 d  p/ X+ w/ Emany relatives.8 M" s6 L$ q# ^% y+ Z8 E1 R
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% Q2 O( [* U. y& m* R$ G
Never put off the work till
7 N$ x$ p) G) y' xtomorrow what you can put off today.
4 y+ k3 F- L( A6 W7 p0 ~8 ?6 o2 R0 G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 L9 d1 _2 g2 w$ I( fLove is
$ `- K4 I( _5 {3 V1 W( }$ q3 }7 Yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# p3 k6 w/ ^8 b9 k0 S5 D爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: o8 @; q  O7 l3 Q: N+ C, nChildren in
2 \3 a# |# h. @- hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause & d. W9 b+ U1 U: A& E2 Z6 I, Q
children.  J4 V% y2 F" V2 W+ ^1 n& \
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! k2 w( h/ e8 u8 L! ^“Your future depends on your ) {. y) z- F, f, b, n- b& Q4 E" a& A
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ w% \. C; `# p* i“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。3 e0 y2 N+ N5 c9 M' C0 S( s* w
There should be a 2 m- a/ y  W+ w( H% G7 c
better way to start a day than waking up every 0 }3 w0 c+ y# L2 ]
morning.
/ C2 e4 Z2 N5 Q0 r( }; U. R应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# p" ]$ k) f2 E: ^7 a3 p, M“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 4 o% L$ U3 b" ?: ~: W
But why take the risk?
. w& j* i! J' }& H8 s- A1 o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ w0 @; i  p0 w+ a“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' f( Q$ c/ t/ t6 ?* [look at it for hours!
* ^! K0 s, G, Z& `- p- T; x; T工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: K6 x, P3 q, S/ F* ^. }/ AGod made relatives; Thank God we 0 t$ ]8 r4 w- q8 _0 R& @/ y$ m
can choose our friends.
$ S1 R1 V% Y: T+ M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。8 U+ X: ~6 k8 Z/ d9 W
When two’s
' ?# ^5 r2 v; \# y9 Vcompany, three’s the result!9 E+ r  j8 a. |- B" f) M
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( }# \8 K' u& [7 aA dress is like a barbed 9 S' `+ Y$ P" W- k% k8 F
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* r. ?) p6 c3 U1 aview.
3 Z" }+ F# L4 d, m& m. g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。9 U2 L4 L4 S$ L, D" D
The more you learn, the more you know,
5 R; j' G+ |! c- c2 h2 }: wThe more you know, the more you forget.. N6 g6 D* V; p9 f
The more you forget, the less you
9 `3 M* X# l, M$ B! f$ Nknow. So why bother to learn.4 E6 A9 r6 i2 s- ^5 s6 c
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,   n8 A/ T2 Y- m; M7 p7 p4 |7 u
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