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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
7 v* p/ ?6 `, AMastercard & Visa.
! l  O% O2 |2 i% j: f  Y) _钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 r# @: T/ b& G8 K) s. sOne should love animals. They are , W3 Y0 z& t8 j& a+ e, `
so tasty.
+ u' M! u, `% K1 e4 W每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* \. z& V" T9 B7 m* P4 `2 HSave water. Shower with your 5 F3 }) M4 A( `
girlfriend., L% b8 _# V4 A* k& A
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 @- _# I- [. s! V4 N8 G9 m; JLove the neighbor. But don’t get # ~7 P" p5 s1 K6 y# y
caught.
. G3 i1 k  v/ S- T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& m3 ?: f. i$ P# W! |) E% l. X( y
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 m7 W' {% V# n  j' Zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 M& z) D. |( L$ J$ X9 ^% Itwo.7 M! R  d, w7 O4 S$ r/ v) P
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。4 A; ^) p/ h. e3 ]8 H
Every man should marry. After all,
8 C( R: u5 s! b# Chappiness is not the only thing in life.4 z" l# X: N4 M7 ^9 S( n+ o' o/ w2 c
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。( P) k  d  C( i% G: Q
The wise
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otherwise.9 k6 ^6 O4 L6 v( x
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。  |% Y; s% W3 D" [, }/ C+ b9 w) n
Success is a relative term. It brings so 9 E! l) d7 B0 ~8 a
many relatives.! X7 e) Q/ Y$ Q, i
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。! Q6 w* a1 H4 u2 O  S* `
Never put off the work till 6 h: M, |" N* o0 r# _5 U5 D6 r
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% C, M/ I6 M! t! W; Q6 H7 \* E不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; w1 p6 {$ U4 u) W  g% L/ n! n( dLove is 9 u7 R2 S  i. u3 [0 ~
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 v4 [/ _8 [  Z; O1 [" N
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 M$ k6 b4 x% [' w( k3 n
Children in & a" a9 Y! b0 f6 X
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ S1 T" B  M; u/ O) y# R, _
children.5 K4 s; U1 d/ |# W; K
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 m% j; j% ^$ Z: p0 g“Your future depends on your
( \2 r3 j* X) xdreams.” So go to sleep., s) y* I+ C% _" M# g4 Q
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. a% S4 L5 o# L/ @* g
There should be a
; }/ Q+ x9 Z& O1 n2 d. Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every ' G' }) y! T4 n9 j4 c* A
morning.
4 @9 G6 u7 W$ G( b5 K1 X1 C: g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% X2 _8 ^4 w! v( y% x( n& U“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 G- U6 G# r7 t. L5 nBut why take the risk?  c/ F" C) |  L7 [
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. f3 N! N) j9 D9 T5 z3 T, g/ B“Work fascinates me.“ I can / k/ S* A$ g- l+ Q$ `
look at it for hours!
/ i+ Q7 D9 O9 W2 V' Y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' f' h, O6 Z! hGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ }" `. H9 J4 w+ b8 q% D# @( lcan choose our friends.
9 c5 W6 x" p$ |$ S6 l, ]; v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# ?+ h8 v+ N3 eWhen two’s ! o/ U2 ]8 x" i; K
company, three’s the result!) W4 A5 U; r+ C- Q; X0 ?
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 ^! S2 X" _: N' M) U2 ^
A dress is like a barbed ' E- @6 y! ?3 f$ r+ V6 Y( M
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 0 q3 ?! N. F3 E
view.+ Y/ J! U/ `  ^- |
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 A8 R6 M! p4 G- |" x0 t! [The more you learn, the more you know,
- k9 S' N( g( `' D; CThe more you know, the more you forget.6 R4 p+ L( A3 F+ X" [" H8 t1 U3 ]
The more you forget, the less you
  H; S! C) Y+ ?+ U3 |2 ^6 ?9 X5 ^2 p+ _know. So why bother to learn.3 C+ j  n" d) s+ I, f
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' a# O+ Q3 c6 a% Q: S: s为什么学来着
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