加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ I" L1 d1 f, V# ]& R! EOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
2 J8 _% |3 W9 x, P0 i1 G0 C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; q& N* I7 P3 f. w8 ySave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
- W  S7 ~+ h' @. J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
$ i& r6 c! _$ [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ `3 f% J6 e& J* ~2 s4 f, U3 Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; o$ q' m" y* k/ w, rtwo.
4 z* V8 h8 z# Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
! N3 r; l; Y. N1 A6 Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 [9 L* n! P' D( ]) S再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
6 }! `  o# i) o3 m; r2 Q% M' Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
2 b( R8 x+ ]1 G( kotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 O9 Q$ Q5 B( X. b% Q# hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ l3 u8 }4 `: S) x# S" i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) {+ O" G9 n; d" j8 xNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( U. q  e" B& L# J* G3 P' e+ SLove is
# P9 z# W' z* _6 j) J+ y. ^) iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( F' Z) u; I" D5 U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" C5 t: ^- R+ k/ _* P' fChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  P( X+ O6 x' Uchildren.
4 E: j  I6 k: o0 h; V0 O) Y4 `% _" E后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  R$ v# k3 R5 \6 Q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ E' o5 @0 p+ }) qThere should be a
5 G. z/ `* k& w& \5 ^better way to start a day than waking up every
# d8 K/ y8 {. T3 H4 D( R% o( S1 bmorning.
$ A6 x) b) o) S" s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 ]: F, ?1 G$ L' N( WBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# C. H8 ^; Z; t2 b* ulook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
! p. G( F- n  i  _( Vcan choose our friends.
$ s- J/ d( ?/ W1 v+ e8 [2 b( ~, j8 g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
; y! _' x: u! _8 vcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 D1 q1 H% Y" M6 k8 d* C2 gA dress is like a barbed
) {0 H* l; X  \& h- i7 mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
' B( X$ e; `" M1 o' ~( L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 w4 {- P" w* |2 u. w2 a% FThe more you know, the more you forget.
  \$ m$ W$ J1 ^2 A9 t$ l, KThe more you forget, the less you
! Z  d$ A6 Z+ Y. v9 @5 oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着