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Money is not everything. There’s ( r4 K3 S$ ~# H- N6 t
Mastercard & Visa.
H& ?" h$ R8 T$ o& T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 h9 `7 ~* w* eOne should love animals. They are
) x/ U: O1 y; kso tasty.
) v# Y i% A4 _! P2 f! K# C2 M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% k2 L# V. c( V; [( M: |6 zSave water. Shower with your
1 Z2 c% v1 U1 N) z: j- k; g( [, f% t' ?girlfriend.4 n( C9 A- T- X, P, Y( r; L
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 a W0 l; N+ U2 r+ [2 W5 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 V5 I4 [% _8 Q" j' T: u; ccaught.
3 Y: E8 c9 Q+ h6 B- a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: v2 O: V: ?0 x W9 [/ j" SBehind every successful man, there is a $ r0 c6 J4 Y4 \; h9 [2 T4 u
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ @6 H6 V- M7 _4 [0 |Every man should marry. After all,
& m0 O" m B: V5 J( u4 bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 _0 H" x1 L6 b, A# h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' [9 ?+ q ]& Y8 U2 p- `1 l6 L
The wise ; {0 z3 i5 e- |
never marry, And when they marry they become
% Q( H( f! a1 y9 `* Qotherwise.
- P0 o! G3 n( b1 Y6 i% n# L; |* P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( J! |# y# s, C1 {5 C% F
Success is a relative term. It brings so
1 H7 q; ^# j4 [many relatives.4 x T: g0 b8 s
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( E: O1 C9 B8 @3 O7 DNever put off the work till
8 P/ M- D, e$ O1 C( b; i- Htomorrow what you can put off today.
8 J0 [% ]2 _/ R" m8 ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。' B& I$ j$ Y6 t5 v1 h& l' `$ @
Love is
0 N/ u6 E' r: v( Cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 p: ^: t0 S! [4 Z, h/ {7 {7 h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% `# t0 \, j3 p1 z2 L+ ^3 e5 T$ R/ T
Children in
+ y) o" W; _) M! U0 R5 f n, x8 Vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ X) c: Y+ C* L+ d
children.0 K8 \) A1 r) M8 Q l
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# z' c: i+ m# Q' y3 ?7 y“Your future depends on your
: u7 R6 N( o: T8 d. Odreams.” So go to sleep.( O+ P0 t4 Z" x R" u5 \
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。: l% Y. Z( B' Z/ X' {) c
There should be a . L7 V' d4 K% J; M4 M8 L0 ~& N4 ] I
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ v. E6 }1 N, L# F# ?" E7 D4 R% y/ S
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ : u U+ r" N0 m ^
But why take the risk?
( X& H* h. t% w努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: z# w- q2 n# r8 V5 C' L
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 [% h. p" L2 [8 D- Ylook at it for hours!
1 Z! r, `4 ~- {$ K7 u3 v工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: ] D" }. _- Y _: BGod made relatives; Thank God we
5 s0 [: I) b Z, ican choose our friends.
l" c4 P: x9 {; }* e% Q7 A* F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 O$ r! T7 m, K* L7 ZWhen two’s
$ ]8 }, M# b U; rcompany, three’s the result!
7 w, l$ I4 C$ H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* p8 c1 M0 P& u: c: {A dress is like a barbed
* P2 R2 \+ Y% G& R) @$ l/ i2 Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( ]; v9 ]% h4 x. \; u+ B |3 Y# TThe more you learn, the more you know, - e% p& c# _, Z. N1 e
The more you know, the more you forget.6 j S1 z$ V0 q: y
The more you forget, the less you + |( Z! Q7 ~9 I7 @: J3 k% K
know. So why bother to learn.
, q) C" a% S% h' p' |7 G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, I ^6 R# I; Q. n. B9 z) G0 w6 S
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