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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ; d5 N+ F, L/ ~6 z, v5 r$ g
Mastercard & Visa.
; O4 W# s1 a9 F7 v" f2 A! S: M钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- R4 b$ n- t+ P' B: b! R- `
One should love animals. They are 4 w9 w7 u' w, G; ?) o' l. R" u4 Q
so tasty.
3 [7 I1 r+ w. q) q7 K4 l每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。$ `$ l8 ?) j4 G# P* f1 P# A* z9 P
Save water. Shower with your 0 v4 e( Z5 `/ f1 K9 e
girlfriend.0 s7 \) D" {# C2 Z1 `2 t
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& x0 T+ `3 y1 V4 T4 A6 _* t' DLove the neighbor. But don’t get & @) e5 T* H9 H. j: {
caught.- Z: s7 K: @$ B# S; \
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! s: Y: s: F" w! _" w  t% R8 \Behind every successful man, there is a
" L* |4 F6 D8 U3 B; u2 g+ k3 [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 1 B; F  U8 V, g& J0 S. }4 I9 j
two.
6 _! ^# t, W: V4 N6 {' o每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 y/ ?! G  G) }4 E7 aEvery man should marry. After all,
# V' z8 N0 a) N! c0 y- q5 y' ihappiness is not the only thing in life.% w0 W* {7 h3 \, H, V; G* A
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& k& `3 `- b' x; V% Q& e6 uThe wise
% \- {! @; A7 p# ?5 H& cnever marry, And when they marry they become
2 [" f/ r1 d! u' V- U% [) Notherwise., S; ^& d" x6 k2 |  [
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。. e# U& c3 U2 F. y/ a
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 q! [* o4 u8 _7 M; Bmany relatives.
; o/ S: G7 ~/ Y: A: O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 p( U3 |, q2 B% d8 uNever put off the work till $ S3 K2 E5 q7 S3 p; O1 y
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  U- h4 {* o/ D) [* G4 y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; z1 Z: _7 P3 K0 M0 e& u' U
Love is
+ T! _% t- N' S, X% Ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  o- S( v9 c- y5 S7 b3 v) [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ w& x. z6 y4 y; ~  S2 |Children in
) @5 ^& q0 b( F' {7 ]4 ]6 P' o' lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 5 C1 u* d( X3 R9 w
children.( v  ?8 G- h! o( a
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。4 a5 M0 ]$ i  ]8 h
“Your future depends on your ! D& g7 T# e  }; W. ]* V4 ^6 S
dreams.” So go to sleep.2 m3 f  [& t! \2 n0 k* d% w
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
" }5 E" K9 c0 y6 l; nThere should be a   D5 t/ p: G# p/ M& m% d
better way to start a day than waking up every
' I4 R6 t) M/ o( b" Imorning.* M% H, w( Y& B" v3 n+ ?
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; e) p5 K9 n3 d- g- H' j“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 0 z: |% ^7 L8 X, c: j
But why take the risk?% g- v" t8 ~8 L2 M" y$ F( o' x8 q, L' t
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* C' c) e( W! Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 S& s) ?# a5 q( E# Jlook at it for hours!
6 e, O- Y8 m, s' V. e  r& h工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' Z8 t& G3 P3 a0 s$ a( SGod made relatives; Thank God we 3 ^" d9 g' [9 ~" N: L. B  X
can choose our friends.
6 v4 J: Y$ H+ M8 Z) T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& g4 i$ B" M- H$ B9 C; q9 X( j1 H8 mWhen two’s : o- P$ y/ t+ I* g: e5 |: G. [
company, three’s the result!
" W' Z$ Y; |7 b( R" w: M: X% o; z4 M! Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!$ \; t9 s- c2 g  e- Y8 _3 [
A dress is like a barbed
& u( B  M3 T; f7 Gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 k8 ?* }6 {& c) z. Eview.
; _: B6 H! |' [, }2 {0 m( \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# J/ M4 F6 p; t8 Z1 DThe more you learn, the more you know, 5 Z9 g$ l* l% b+ X- P
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 I( E. r4 G, y+ TThe more you forget, the less you ( V5 H, H& l4 I4 n  q
know. So why bother to learn.5 p  N7 C. m, u2 b# [5 l1 v. C0 S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# N3 p$ g5 T& ~# I* A2 @2 R: g% Z为什么学来着
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