加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
4 H3 n7 @& R, Q8 bso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 m6 ]( {) _" D3 oSave water. Shower with your
# B$ l8 Z( t0 ^9 P) {  W5 v$ _* t) bgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- W. k# g; Q) _0 r3 E8 v* @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- \3 d( g/ }2 D. D# a7 i: LBehind every successful man, there is a
$ h# e7 x7 R* \3 Z1 k2 lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: a" K: C8 b$ E. NEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
( {, u0 D# H- J! L5 _otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; |2 ]; G1 G8 s' r) BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
/ I, S& [' o- z. ~many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
; Y2 R6 h* O' v- O$ P5 ~不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 t6 l& w3 h7 e) p# L1 DLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
8 J( \' U' e: @. g! G8 hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. I" M1 W; Z! j5 @children.
* h; R: U) G5 ~  K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 k8 W. E2 E% ]“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
4 }' X; ]8 y2 P+ p, U7 [8 S2 E5 ]9 ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 f) c  x4 j" D6 ]+ ?But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 B2 l/ M; p% c6 kGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
0 r+ ~8 e0 ^% y5 d! n) E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; X7 B8 \& ?) ^% |5 A& PWhen two’s
  z7 r( Z/ S. M# Rcompany, three’s the result!
( \7 w; D9 W: \5 k% @* w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
6 M- A- R8 g" z4 v0 C; `fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- p" P- _5 R3 |' B- JThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ j; G+ C$ J5 SThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 H8 C+ D5 S; ?1 a1 w5 j( v为什么学来着