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Money is not everything. There’s
4 B& A- D6 I$ p) z& `0 V1 \) b, vMastercard & Visa.
/ q& E# L8 x- E% M钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; y0 Z4 c* m7 W8 N0 Y6 V! ~4 Z
One should love animals. They are
/ \) z; f0 s" Y5 j! yso tasty.
* Y0 v$ e& S! |8 m: s& L3 b* A* L: E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 v* b: x+ \$ `2 ]) eSave water. Shower with your 3 x, H: m( Y. H& }8 e
girlfriend.
" B7 R4 u' M6 J$ m& O$ h/ G4 T: G, s要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: c X; T7 F9 E: l- gLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! q2 w; a# ]4 _$ h' w8 X/ M0 @Behind every successful man, there is a
: C3 G6 S: c0 }man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
O% n) D- K/ P7 }; v u) k; Ntwo.
- u9 s6 s' y* Q3 N) |每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 |" ^/ B3 F/ k1 k: Y
Every man should marry. After all, & r" T2 d; A A+ E
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! L' D6 D# b* r) E4 x' u; d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 {6 @4 A! C3 Z7 v3 R+ _; d$ MThe wise
1 W" M9 ^8 T& wnever marry, And when they marry they become 0 N3 A7 o) @) ]* D3 @6 t
otherwise.
7 r j" ~/ r% Q. k! c( G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* e9 C8 V& M$ O/ v3 u- E+ P- f7 QSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( d$ m& T `* L3 l% T \+ _ xmany relatives.: k1 `4 ~* K8 g$ O- h3 n
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 H3 }1 T h4 M3 x3 G/ C5 dNever put off the work till
0 D3 j: {/ I) O- x% qtomorrow what you can put off today., P+ v3 k R, t- f, c/ V/ h
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ |$ c& O! ], W# m, M; BLove is
7 G8 _2 }8 `( Iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 c3 g* ~# }0 {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* Z9 A4 S1 I5 [Children in
7 ^# w0 k5 p! X* r9 mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause z8 J; T ~( B3 A7 q
children.
1 M: C7 I; m, p# \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 E- x5 i, ^; O# W
“Your future depends on your ) J- X* |7 e: U! ~$ P
dreams.” So go to sleep.. K' j2 i' E3 |; @
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 D2 M$ ]7 }3 ~! t7 N
There should be a
' a t6 a% z- D* m0 b* Pbetter way to start a day than waking up every ; p) O% p0 \. V9 R
morning.. A' D! i+ }9 ]& ^
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 ?% S. z3 U* L' j4 K
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 b/ ^* @/ I! w9 @But why take the risk?$ Z( O/ U1 _# l& \, o
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 \/ k. f6 a2 G3 ^( b+ C& M/ S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 M; v" L5 m! Q4 _( h' Y, slook at it for hours!
/ o1 @- k' v- r& \, O4 }2 }7 |工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) z. f0 L! o3 P1 B- j
God made relatives; Thank God we & C" @& i& ?9 F6 J; ^8 O8 n% }
can choose our friends.9 C7 H! I+ L0 L
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* b3 L: \1 ^/ a% t4 R
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!8 B" O7 @* ~7 T0 e
A dress is like a barbed 1 O7 W$ }. j" H# i* N8 p# @ h4 N3 L
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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$ r# f% x% Z9 Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) ~: z+ ^- P2 i6 t( [1 K: WThe more you learn, the more you know, 8 v3 R' t6 T! }" I; T: g
The more you know, the more you forget.' t8 a' j9 c& N* B. R- ?' y5 u
The more you forget, the less you
; O5 M0 V6 A' l; b( @ Tknow. So why bother to learn.1 G" B4 r3 e9 ?+ z0 f8 v; {
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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