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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
: D  Y7 C) F+ a1 v. ^( kMastercard & Visa.
6 ~4 q# }, _& ^$ C, m7 _3 P" u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; k/ L! |5 f+ o- `2 |7 w3 `! U! YOne should love animals. They are , v* r( j( o8 z4 w
so tasty.
* W- o. i) l+ k0 I) [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。1 f! R! E* Q8 G, i
Save water. Shower with your
5 g! j2 w( q. h. Y! f' k8 G; lgirlfriend.4 Q: d' r3 R( n8 Y! q$ s1 Z
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。/ m# L% ~$ D, G1 k1 I  _( [7 n
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 0 X6 w" H8 n  Z6 v; D
caught.- X$ w" b3 o- [/ |. B
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" T  S' ^; s3 O  `* ^Behind every successful man, there is a
# _. U- d6 B: S9 T' t5 m7 x7 Uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are # Y0 |: e# C, K  g
two.
+ C3 i: z0 j2 J每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。# D8 J! c# z- D
Every man should marry. After all, 5 z0 e5 u6 X9 y5 [) A, Z9 ^
happiness is not the only thing in life.4 ?+ ^- p3 e0 P" W  U
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( f, K& R- f# I% j! J3 oThe wise
" P8 ^7 A( D; R- onever marry, And when they marry they become
; U2 ?; V/ o1 `* H! u2 gotherwise.8 m0 F. j$ X' M( p, K! \
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 P, v: C8 }  W3 }2 E7 D; jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# n8 B* N0 I3 t% Umany relatives.
4 e/ O3 p+ W' f1 n; m1 x- h" A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 R+ [$ a1 X1 |* _
Never put off the work till   ^3 `3 E" b9 f- r
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 J3 K" A: ~4 r0 M( r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 Z9 F5 ]2 f7 b  U5 MLove is
% m! r% E, }/ e7 {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 y3 J  q( l% h) Q8 I; g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( p- E3 p9 Y4 h+ F& d3 {0 D4 JChildren in
/ J0 \' u9 B  R/ `9 i3 Abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause + N" L5 ]  m& Z. X5 @. A0 A
children.
& V" E8 ^* p. L$ w+ O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& M5 G% z& e' a“Your future depends on your
7 g7 R& ?- l& [% ^3 [  i* udreams.” So go to sleep.
# G6 W6 J+ c: m! m/ M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( ], ], ~! O+ ~2 |/ c
There should be a " z' a3 P& G5 s# A* b  y  H: K
better way to start a day than waking up every 4 X: M+ g8 `% U1 }% `
morning.+ g: p& B: [" C+ B: T
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 l; m* |# g; Z$ V7 b  F/ }“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 5 V; v1 C9 S# K, m  X
But why take the risk?6 W4 s* U3 e5 i0 `1 p1 B7 X
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. a- Z, P0 F9 a: w( w/ N& s
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 A: T  a+ r* z/ q1 Y* flook at it for hours!. g! K" D1 B0 Y" t( b
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. L; g" j$ f& S: X& wGod made relatives; Thank God we % }# _( j0 r5 j# P! X0 h5 Q+ a
can choose our friends.
; X/ T. m2 G3 [7 `9 J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 o# C2 p' o& g1 I7 T  ]
When two’s
: e8 |3 L' x  d" J! k+ J+ {company, three’s the result!* N( B' F# B. }, S6 y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' j) [+ r% J% P2 o6 J% J+ _) ~
A dress is like a barbed 6 T5 Z( u, ^1 K6 z# c; @% y
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( s( G2 ~9 X$ h, L3 U9 f+ K; Q: @
view.4 E6 I1 B6 ^( z; L: I4 S# G
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。1 P$ I2 L- c' }  S% g
The more you learn, the more you know, 2 {% h6 o2 z- Q9 [  I
The more you know, the more you forget.5 g$ Y2 j) b, `1 H+ w; a1 [
The more you forget, the less you
/ J2 [' R; J; {1 O( A$ aknow. So why bother to learn.2 x- H' [+ `; `, r
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' T$ S9 M. R" L7 X8 L为什么学来着
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