加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
; }( R% f1 M* F7 A  s/ o) TMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 w! Q3 |/ \9 H) qSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ l5 \9 _# s2 k+ v. nLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 z/ P; A8 n! R- d4 gcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 H' n9 Y4 ]0 FBehind every successful man, there is a
2 e. G3 k$ f& D6 _7 Xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& \) Q$ r" C& K" a$ B: {two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; ~7 t9 x& {9 d! c  S# tEvery man should marry. After all,
& v5 P0 b" A( p  g! z# whappiness is not the only thing in life.
  @- T( P6 F* \* F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 M" @/ G6 `& @+ n8 m8 ~The wise
) ?0 g( s- ]4 }# R5 jnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
* r+ ~( v* q# _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ D5 d9 i) `) y' j7 Q/ aNever put off the work till
' ?7 n: b" h4 p& ytomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ b+ L6 k+ _5 m  ]9 K& [4 Xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 l# l& S0 A, X. z; i) S, @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
0 J  _* m# p# |5 X" q$ @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ e/ \7 O; x% i( C% g: U  n% s* w“Your future depends on your
8 z7 Y2 G' F4 J  m" k; H  _6 t/ kdreams.” So go to sleep.
* Q% W: @. k) s/ N6 N- d“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 `% w* j8 H5 [8 I3 {: zThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ J9 Q& |% i; l/ n1 J0 a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* [1 \) U3 w* N) M: X7 m0 U“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
  u( |; y* c$ d; g, s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
) H, s& N% H( q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
7 f7 O5 o% V: WGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
* M9 I4 `, e) j; Rcompany, three’s the result!
  R0 K; I( W2 w; n) W两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, g; X& r/ [" A0 mA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
1 Y# F6 n9 w4 ~& p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' n2 d' w$ l( J& e; E9 q( XThe more you learn, the more you know,
0 c, M5 T' b" F" c6 J8 V4 F; X) ]The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
$ t! p+ L# E8 Z/ C. g# r: d  u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! z* |( E. y5 w& @为什么学来着