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Money is not everything. There’s 9 z* r. ` I! G& X
Mastercard & Visa.
; O y/ c! ]$ Q6 u! L0 g" J- k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 N/ _$ p; q8 t$ Y: I. \# dOne should love animals. They are 0 [( V* y0 k! e7 p m3 P( G
so tasty.
/ l& u" K k" ~6 E6 S! g; F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。; z l- W# }! |! [
Save water. Shower with your
7 S- g' A1 c c) }2 p8 Jgirlfriend.
7 n( I# }5 ?; j" [* q; c) j5 P要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。* C5 A2 E V; I9 F6 I9 s! C
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# t/ m; Y& O/ P7 r# j9 Y5 N3 k
Behind every successful man, there is a / P$ A+ }' m1 D D
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 c9 [- [& l2 y) ctwo.
7 E h7 f0 b: d: R7 d6 ~7 b每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 Z8 ^! b C4 jEvery man should marry. After all, # `( D1 d! F! H& k
happiness is not the only thing in life.
& S9 M0 Y: ?. g( e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: V0 s# S- H- z2 l. LThe wise
" ^7 e' z& S& u! Onever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& Q% ?# k ], G( T4 x: R. GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
% X N& b0 i- Y m) X: ]9 pmany relatives.
$ j- T& C9 p& b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: J/ x$ A% l0 f! `3 K2 ?
Never put off the work till + U8 b) |& ]8 r6 t+ D4 o4 `% o
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 h/ C1 C; S8 ?3 U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。4 @! K1 z4 J2 L7 ?9 t
Love is
& G9 m& i, l2 K4 j. \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.0 W5 r$ `3 n8 Z- p7 V. y0 P
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, e3 M8 P% c' b' N6 `Children in n- L+ @$ C5 h6 j- P; j
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) d3 V" v6 `, v' s( b3 x0 }# zchildren.% F* |* g3 [, ]( Q; z# g
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 D. v% F' d* m( R7 [
“Your future depends on your / C5 D% F8 }0 A
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ t- V: u# G, {* ?& Y& T" K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
; [. B0 i( i9 C+ M5 l6 g8 c/ [0 uThere should be a
- T) \7 g) f3 O9 H" i1 N4 Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every ( W! I; R+ r4 K$ `( ^. X3 ~
morning.
h2 _$ Y( P) I1 d应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。' d* c4 {* C5 C; c" F1 G
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ( b0 \) ~" J$ C8 ?3 f
But why take the risk?
, `$ L1 X+ b3 u9 r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 y: ]* A X& C. u“Work fascinates me.“ I can ' c0 }3 `0 e' }( I; a( X
look at it for hours!
: m5 r0 v3 Z( e, {7 U工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 D* r- L& `% s$ q/ G+ B9 N
God made relatives; Thank God we 9 Y& _: H# x( y' D
can choose our friends.
# S7 Q, L/ q* j/ j( o( T: g3 T3 S; v" g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。6 h1 M+ k9 e/ \1 p- @' a
When two’s , S6 Y' j E8 C% z: `2 R7 H0 a& ~
company, three’s the result!
5 J, ?, _9 u; a0 I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% E2 V6 p" a% JA dress is like a barbed
9 N' b+ W) d7 }6 ^: K" ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: V+ Q0 r& \6 U rThe more you learn, the more you know, " U( C A; z8 k
The more you know, the more you forget.
" a, h$ L/ a+ a$ u2 T O8 G6 iThe more you forget, the less you
% c9 X6 M! \& Cknow. So why bother to learn.& l" j6 S/ _% O2 b+ z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ; J; X- g3 w/ b1 n, n# i. A. Y
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