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Money is not everything. There’s 8 [ I8 x" ~. q: S1 c0 e
Mastercard & Visa.
; J8 p+ C9 w: y4 e钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 `$ P9 ~5 v1 ZOne should love animals. They are ; }9 Z# V: M) q# M9 J% q
so tasty.
& ]! A4 _( ]/ ~: }5 Y! P* n( w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% L4 [" d0 c* K8 \8 eSave water. Shower with your ; P- G6 j. s; g) |/ ]+ l
girlfriend.
( x1 p2 M! T' k+ f3 g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 D& A, E, Q9 K8 K! q5 ?: ^& ILove the neighbor. But don’t get 9 _% B* R( J. R. J
caught.* F$ i1 c& p2 t
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 Y2 E; Q6 h) C$ U
Behind every successful man, there is a 6 I f& q, W( d. V4 b5 G
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 j+ z1 A+ u+ x3 Ptwo.
& J* j# q8 j( s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。0 V: |, b' i$ r0 V% |
Every man should marry. After all, " `& I( L* m- J) A/ q# L& m
happiness is not the only thing in life.; \# F. \, J; k8 \6 n3 |
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。3 u9 H1 R# }$ ]
The wise
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otherwise.
- H+ E8 q5 x$ {& u( `9 w聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 x% [# g: ?& j# ~* R6 T$ Y7 ~5 \Success is a relative term. It brings so % Z/ p9 H3 E `6 y( q+ W( D$ i
many relatives.
! [8 T$ Q( `6 H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 e6 D* o. P8 k( A0 S, ]Never put off the work till 8 o5 e$ Y$ G& C
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( u) f h. z7 F2 C+ [, |不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 u: g+ _" p% j2 d2 ?6 D& I# NLove is 9 h# H: H$ [0 u) h
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., ?8 w y3 D" F4 \0 J2 q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 D, E2 R9 c5 {
Children in
/ Q) Y. ^# V! j% G# R6 Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 2 \8 E. F% q0 o, D* B7 R: p
children.3 p/ ?1 @# q: e& k4 e
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。4 A1 x# i% i0 I7 s9 @, T
“Your future depends on your
3 E1 s# y# _6 Z. g+ u6 O- v; N+ udreams.” So go to sleep.
% w' I! s1 c9 ]3 ~( g. ?& ^“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- `9 N6 F( p, m6 f! v) Z: a' r) E
There should be a
# m+ x8 f* v) I, ~1 q5 ~! p$ Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every 2 G- e3 F9 ]% o
morning.0 r: `1 {1 W& W% {9 K
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' v! R# ]. g. s2 o$ A9 t“Hard work never killed anybody.“ & q8 d7 n8 U+ G9 k
But why take the risk?7 n# E5 w% j; H# [" o! x2 v6 s" S9 y
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 `+ T; Y) t! y# T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 \$ l( o; C! f" l; K* @' N) Xlook at it for hours!
! @ ]1 @( r+ P$ q$ i5 T工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) h* }' l" \. g% u U! }( z4 y
God made relatives; Thank God we
' C3 E* Y& L7 Z# |) _, ]% Ccan choose our friends.1 l4 u% S. R' x7 c' B
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 Y% {0 i! P% h- U; ]
When two’s
% u6 j( O1 s8 h% i1 R4 B3 ?0 Dcompany, three’s the result!' b1 w# X/ q1 k+ d+ u4 ~* L3 {
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& v8 x8 U2 U4 ]) NA dress is like a barbed ; c; q/ N7 S3 F! O' K" z
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 y7 \0 J# _" @0 B8 a4 m0 B7 Aview.
1 a8 d( J+ | G8 ^* {服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ b2 W8 F6 y* {: G$ N5 Z
The more you learn, the more you know,
6 [, M2 p P1 z8 W# L; {The more you know, the more you forget.
3 B: Z7 @8 R2 B. f# dThe more you forget, the less you ( j& v& q1 P" @6 Y6 Y" O
know. So why bother to learn.8 d3 G3 T5 b% V) l7 F
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ; R" V" s# W* U5 G& o
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