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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s . |+ C7 H7 o+ t6 w! v0 x( I
Mastercard & Visa.* }+ H: {) L  m  w: X7 G& m" e
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' C; |5 v% D! {+ q
One should love animals. They are
2 Y2 ?5 ]! Y5 m2 fso tasty.: v4 [& ?' r! w
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) i  |8 V" e2 X+ q7 r5 M5 ZSave water. Shower with your 2 x( {7 f0 f' h, |( p5 Z
girlfriend.
8 f2 q9 y2 f9 l2 U* s3 T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' j# W3 [1 R% m5 a/ [# W% r
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( _+ K- `* {6 S  I# _
Behind every successful man, there is a
# |1 D9 m) O- `, M$ _' I( Rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . ^2 D' T( O8 [. N# x4 Z
two.; s6 q( [2 o! R, N
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ s. R# i! i; \
Every man should marry. After all,
2 x# X$ }( y2 x2 l' jhappiness is not the only thing in life.* q. _( G+ p8 q/ F, k7 Q  ?
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& p' o  i( L' i: Y# @: y, aThe wise
! M1 b; r+ {$ z# s9 Enever marry, And when they marry they become
! t* ^$ @0 i6 X4 ^5 |. Q$ `otherwise.
# ~' _: z$ f" P! g7 M1 |& D; I, R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。- F" k- e) S/ f8 ~
Success is a relative term. It brings so ' {1 R5 y! {" e( B2 R& _9 U4 |7 n
many relatives.
- C" M4 @% R) j( W, i" n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: S( ~$ z+ D; {  q' j) I, A0 M) uNever put off the work till % A, p) M# n/ G0 D! R* l
tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 S  \" g& {# m' }8 ^1 X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% d( ?% c5 ^& P+ o  [) |8 E2 k" m
Love is 1 f6 K% O3 Y; M! }; v1 R. J
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.' B$ t5 p8 J2 x
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# t" y: a5 \% J* N5 UChildren in
% U3 D3 L$ M- u7 ?8 ]9 cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' d; x) b8 n8 S: v! ^  Jchildren.4 z  M0 b) y# s
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' ~" u3 c8 I1 n+ y“Your future depends on your ( z. n: x- l5 o& v4 y* _
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ L, P& J# j; D; v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
% ]" T6 }, \7 K4 GThere should be a 7 R* e* [) P6 ]2 f( w8 E
better way to start a day than waking up every
2 \2 ?. j1 R& F0 amorning.
' ]$ V$ i5 @4 J% `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 b" G( W4 }2 _5 A# `  q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 D7 e( o5 X- `7 N3 X+ \& BBut why take the risk?
; x* {7 U7 ^7 B/ Z. j! C6 X: d努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 E: f, c$ y% u( M; R5 K& g“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 P( T% _/ T( f4 J9 Z+ B; |
look at it for hours!
5 y* n( c3 f: x, s2 a7 z  _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ c3 P+ N5 p8 _/ U4 A1 e7 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
4 H% V/ z- K' h; z4 x2 Y1 @can choose our friends.
% Q6 V* Y9 V6 u( U: H' w/ p神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ o/ N4 @  B7 C+ R+ ~# w3 eWhen two’s
2 H$ f: }- V' zcompany, three’s the result!1 ]7 @/ l% P4 S( p, {& r
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ \6 D  Z5 B8 {* m6 Z* I
A dress is like a barbed + S8 O" A( `8 Q, |3 w0 \
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 9 c/ E% [; r8 M5 _2 p: f8 d0 G
view.
; d8 g; F$ y9 s# t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 v7 k% F6 }" `+ fThe more you learn, the more you know, 8 I% l" F3 [/ v6 J: h7 Y9 d. t4 j
The more you know, the more you forget.
! T) x) ]/ X0 DThe more you forget, the less you
6 k3 \$ |7 w7 ]2 \4 Q, ^# i  Jknow. So why bother to learn.0 `% I* M+ L9 o( ~, R
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ M! {4 X* k, y: N5 S- y  B为什么学来着
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