加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
! ^, W0 ?$ \% o+ u% ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 i# K# \- B/ \: Gso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  ]: V: i' W# I1 B( J5 i: v6 j要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& E# D. [- f- U; p9 |Love the neighbor. But don’t get
+ _. W( p9 e" Q% Z4 pcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
3 n& ^; @+ Z& T3 thappiness is not the only thing in life.
! C( ]4 q: o. x2 ?$ d0 F* G$ O  k9 C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 I4 M  t& A' a' S# ^( iThe wise
# e  J5 `( M& Z% v1 g9 C" S. Cnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- V: x8 ]6 U3 BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
' [$ s0 }. j1 x2 n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 Z& Z& d* @2 _0 L$ @* CLove is
" S# e) V8 O- i: Z4 C, m: `photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; d; Z9 v9 ?# g2 _& a$ h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( Y2 m: W8 U# g1 E6 XChildren in
7 J. x. m4 o$ y& l$ qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ `. J# \$ D, w6 n' Z! o2 ~4 Ochildren.
5 j8 ~3 L0 ^, Z( d" L3 S# W8 d后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' Q3 c" Q- y" w- y( J' l“Your future depends on your
5 T1 b8 s# ~& l" X. rdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 b7 i; U, p& E8 R8 H' BThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 v1 P* I1 `) z) `) F6 ^4 m* a“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 F) Z) t4 t+ l/ dBut why take the risk?
- s& O, B9 e5 C2 b努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! p  A0 H/ I* c, }3 T5 z/ f0 Olook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
8 d$ r% |* G1 {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) U8 d% d1 }6 [: k3 @7 r4 A/ }When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# c8 J% y9 P7 zA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 c7 K: ~) u  M6 a1 |view.
- }$ v9 I3 l: p8 L2 g/ Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  `( s4 }* z5 J8 sThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
  b5 b2 G, U# ^7 I/ G0 }The more you forget, the less you
: i3 N, P, T2 ]6 ?% ~1 dknow. So why bother to learn.
% [+ n9 ~! _6 p  m! y: w: q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 T  D1 r: q1 O" \4 P- S# N为什么学来着