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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ d! a% B, v2 @( G  VMastercard & Visa.
* F6 u$ l/ M7 T% o# ~! L- G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- x4 V9 X& a4 o+ s- Q  ?: TOne should love animals. They are
7 {2 w# ?" P% N+ [: @) q1 K/ M4 S2 cso tasty.
' D) Y& ~6 {5 P0 _5 q& r+ I* G每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。! I  E# D7 G0 U: j
Save water. Shower with your + Y$ ^! [- a7 a% i+ j5 G
girlfriend.) j; k* z. r8 c( ?$ a4 N+ E6 }" [
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; v1 J7 D) q  ~1 d& \; T
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
( a) o% `2 y2 W2 I% g' l1 |: N9 qcaught.
1 A( @  r3 z6 b' y( J% ^5 W- N$ E要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) I" k- w/ [5 P7 c4 i; l" jBehind every successful man, there is a
: d4 p7 C( F& K2 j8 V, d8 Pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& E/ S2 N" N& c2 M- L1 L- U' mtwo.
. A! U% e- c% J' ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 G7 i, z4 V' Q- `7 Q; yEvery man should marry. After all, 5 S; S9 a2 N. s0 j* ]
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* F7 T  N7 n+ Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* d, b; \6 Q3 e' P) YThe wise
+ o# x; W/ x" F5 L8 \) hnever marry, And when they marry they become   I$ p. K+ l/ T  d
otherwise.
  _: Q& u8 Y1 I4 @. [  |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ F: X/ Q- x( T7 F/ [Success is a relative term. It brings so
7 m: @6 R! _; j0 j* ~many relatives.% L* x! E( q) E
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 m# W; o5 R& A6 d
Never put off the work till $ r% G9 I4 f7 C2 f
tomorrow what you can put off today.- n& [" n. Y- Y$ \% B9 k
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。- S/ J/ U6 H' e4 p' v
Love is # E6 b5 t6 o& d5 j& ~) P# _* V
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 M# h) ^/ ~" S3 u: {4 Z7 a" L: [
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# B" f% Q+ W( G0 j( }9 ]1 yChildren in
& M1 M( d  l3 V$ w3 Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) [( o; V8 Y. A0 {children.1 M! P8 p3 e! X; C; _1 V6 L
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。0 o7 Z7 o# Z/ m* d  c; I
“Your future depends on your ) r/ P. _5 Y: f% [0 D
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 I2 I; g! j" S# |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。: W- R2 y* h3 G) y
There should be a 3 H0 |+ Z! O! M9 X- E  w% D
better way to start a day than waking up every . A& `; l2 z0 L8 o! ?; J# }$ J2 T
morning.; T! ?- [! g1 o' A  E7 |
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 [) N5 Y; g- Q' ~3 l9 E$ Z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 o( C' w) [0 p- {, o. ]But why take the risk?
3 t1 }& B/ y/ v) s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
$ j+ p' l8 x- _! g) _" F“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' A4 n6 N/ w- r- `- _/ Jlook at it for hours!
; f3 l5 J- Z- n& Q1 Q- `4 p工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: u6 a/ S, S( N! }& h$ OGod made relatives; Thank God we - s: v. ]; V6 j- r
can choose our friends.- p4 w6 t; j& ?6 j5 Q; S
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; L& }2 `' P2 @. |+ ]3 C
When two’s
2 R, @# d5 ~: e' t. j1 M8 g( R, o( Ncompany, three’s the result!9 y7 e- ]) [, x0 f. E0 X& {
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) {* R9 v; d% x8 h8 TA dress is like a barbed
; G9 P  m! k5 h' D9 b5 jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( d/ Q% ]+ Q- E3 `
view.
# s# f, i0 B) C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。' n: p9 E: z/ Q6 M$ w1 B( u
The more you learn, the more you know,
7 H9 |* e) ^( g& K. WThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ W8 x/ i* ^" E6 U' eThe more you forget, the less you
2 i: `" j+ I" N2 fknow. So why bother to learn.5 i8 }, p. P/ p8 J; S+ O' D* @" P
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( k1 U3 h% q, e+ U5 Z3 d为什么学来着
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