加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ l7 L" D3 T3 a+ UMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' u0 K7 D) `! ~1 Eso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 B5 q# I& x% H( V6 t8 JSave water. Shower with your
2 U4 P2 G1 }. V+ S$ pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ T$ q' W! ^  E6 p2 {Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ C. H! D* I& A& q( X( u0 q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* K/ m; w4 E/ J: Itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 w4 I- m, Q- g+ h2 a) uEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 F# N% @- a) }% YThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
& h, q1 C' T- ^4 n/ dotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
, V- b' W1 l8 B) \  }many relatives.
8 ]0 a4 y, G: G: L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% H1 x! T  j! ^$ w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
* f0 K7 J: _! ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 b% s$ V, S# U9 A" S) m, C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 }# }: A8 T. t0 Tchildren.
5 c6 m; }* J% i% W4 u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' y7 M+ ?3 X7 w& Y  Z“Your future depends on your
/ K0 ^. w* o1 k% v4 v- P9 M( Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
: d& U: H8 _0 F5 k# T" W3 E“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& k2 F# ^# v3 J) rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 ]4 ~- l: d7 `5 t+ Y- z  `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 U# X; l: ?# T7 u" `* @But why take the risk?
* H3 G& Q& b) a7 }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 \6 m5 }4 ~& N" x  C) O  o: X2 a5 b“Work fascinates me.“ I can
; h3 W# H  _- z6 \look at it for hours!
# x1 J$ M) u. ?7 T, g7 h; `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 ^6 Q: |6 R$ l) Ican choose our friends.
9 X* [2 c+ t  I神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 W' l- e" ~0 ?+ G' p4 oWhen two’s
; m4 `6 c5 |6 b# R, Ncompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
8 r2 N+ o6 H' y" g/ T! {) L$ Nfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 V+ Y9 g$ J6 Vview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ r+ o( z: ]4 O1 N  M9 N+ CThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
) F+ c) e8 U/ V/ Y" _, R, P- tThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着