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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s + G" U6 q5 z- d9 u
Mastercard & Visa.
6 S4 g, s) T$ x, J  l$ {  k' t- b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% D0 f) c. W1 V9 ?One should love animals. They are
8 h( U# {, p$ N$ b6 {% t4 Sso tasty.7 _1 `6 F: @" ^4 x# X  ]5 b
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。! f+ \9 z" E. S: I" c3 {
Save water. Shower with your - d& D3 o3 h5 f$ H8 e
girlfriend.
+ O/ g, `( E( b! x9 s( y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。3 x, f# K0 F* O
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' B" E2 C. o' \, Fcaught.
( B8 S" {3 U9 t9 W# {, @: g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, w) Q( S8 Z2 H1 F0 p5 r
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ n1 q9 y# J/ B4 x$ ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, b* o: r8 e# \% Ttwo.
3 R* N! Y6 q) |8 H/ h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 u- @, A) v$ o7 z- ^& d+ kEvery man should marry. After all,
5 c) V5 p2 B1 [" c. t! Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 R, h" B2 C$ d6 b$ S, C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ l9 }5 r, i  r) d0 D
The wise
6 G. S7 f* h; G+ H- B; xnever marry, And when they marry they become
8 ?! C. Z' g- Y5 V' e9 z8 V& Jotherwise.0 N7 O+ I1 v" t
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% r1 ]; O+ ]: k* }: ?: }Success is a relative term. It brings so
! b* X& ?/ }! {4 I3 x, T- Amany relatives.& |3 |- Y; R/ U) f4 K: s
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 g6 Q8 _" T6 O1 ?7 FNever put off the work till
1 {8 R) x5 J# O, i! q5 |& c& o2 ptomorrow what you can put off today.4 }( V$ K: N2 b
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ B. e. w( w: h2 X4 A6 U, I# L; V# ~Love is 3 K/ A; q) s# ?2 p7 |' B3 L
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.- r( h% Q& y% P
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; o: v* d) U3 u1 h  P9 c& YChildren in 1 O4 G* v( p! e% R4 ?
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 k2 a. S- ?9 A2 t; _) Zchildren.2 Y+ p* R( y  b! L* q
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  w/ b' w8 \0 t# ]9 V* b+ D“Your future depends on your , @& c% ?8 H/ M! X7 u; l- |* ^
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# d3 c9 Q3 z. z4 j/ i“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 ~+ r: e* `: D
There should be a
: z" a  @6 T1 T, ?better way to start a day than waking up every
" X( r* x( Q! G* Zmorning.
. U- Z: ]5 w( ~$ F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。9 w# F( I9 l% h5 N/ ~* i
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 1 e# U; T; l$ N9 o' K8 W
But why take the risk?8 N4 u2 E! V3 U: v
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 U) x& [$ Y7 x2 X6 s/ J
“Work fascinates me.“ I can : x8 z4 k/ {7 x4 B1 w; j
look at it for hours!  i4 {6 l' _" g0 p9 M* o
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ g" E$ X( B' G1 e9 oGod made relatives; Thank God we
" W3 l% Q( z/ R  z# Fcan choose our friends.) p( _" v/ `3 d
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( v3 M+ |8 M4 H7 OWhen two’s
6 {* M# ]; _" T$ J- w9 Jcompany, three’s the result!- w; w0 a4 \) J8 r
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  Z, f. b& L& e/ VA dress is like a barbed ; f1 h1 c9 w) Z% ]& j! ^
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ V' p  q1 Z' t, g
The more you learn, the more you know, . q8 ~6 @1 q0 X; A2 i
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 [, ~+ z  m7 x3 L: L  PThe more you forget, the less you
" a- N4 [' p) t3 ]1 |" Qknow. So why bother to learn.  U* ~1 u+ j$ J4 i: q/ d& w9 {
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ h( T2 N) M# y! g& _8 s7 X为什么学来着
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