加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
- a4 J) Y6 |) ]$ L$ ~2 EMastercard & Visa.
' b$ A3 X6 m: z  m7 }1 I钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  U+ C6 Z5 \3 ^$ F" KOne should love animals. They are
( N. A7 s# ~8 Q5 a# U+ |) n4 Bso tasty.
9 ]2 F: G% i6 Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
3 ]( o& @$ j* |* Q4 F. Dgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
$ W: k1 a& K9 M% M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 Z$ `& j, ~  ]: K$ Y7 EBehind every successful man, there is a
, f" p  S: y2 v4 v+ s- y3 ]man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: w5 T9 u4 e1 `  o& f+ ltwo.
* B' [* {! }! e1 y) C3 L: l每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
- ~' ?/ t; E& X& f- `happiness is not the only thing in life.
  `; l9 Y; y4 c8 V! U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
! }! }' _$ d7 [1 ?; ~otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
' T) B6 D( k' W6 r! hmany relatives.
. {( S! t2 E# X' ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
4 X# N$ n- g3 ^. Ytomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 a; Z9 n& l9 D  f0 m8 g/ d+ CLove is
' @: O! x% U+ U3 zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ y  }7 a  X/ F+ Mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* z' v8 s7 r" |" G+ {2 ?; D9 O# n5 {children.
$ t: d2 L: d6 a4 @$ E后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
) p2 D6 C9 F2 F, zdreams.” So go to sleep.
8 i; M+ D5 r5 k( Z1 C$ p“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
- J) Z0 N" X% X* Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
3 ]* X( H( p. f7 `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( w6 B& Q( b( j, V2 zlook at it for hours!
7 h/ `6 o! z0 `3 Y8 S工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: N* J8 K1 U4 M& u! U8 hWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
& |3 P1 |; E: C/ c两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
  r$ ?% e* A4 dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
7 u2 w. e8 p; v! ^1 s3 b% p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! L7 i/ g7 i0 L7 {- Z! AThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
+ ]; u& Q3 t2 s: W2 L* }9 ?. _know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 C* I" E0 b. D1 l# n为什么学来着