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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ' \5 S. q! ~' p  o- N2 I+ w
Mastercard & Visa.
+ Z- }9 H: o. Y# F! C8 m  ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# h, z+ B6 j; H$ p2 }; |6 }! C# |One should love animals. They are & i, k3 Y0 l8 r# ]5 S
so tasty.
8 I$ J# U$ a) [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 I2 ?* x7 v% {+ W, h- \
Save water. Shower with your
% [* x; l4 r/ E; |$ l2 I. qgirlfriend.9 }/ J% d  x8 g+ J+ x
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# {! D3 j/ Y6 @8 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get 3 M, N6 S, W$ B
caught.
/ g3 f! _4 B- @" R. H; i! S0 P7 U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。6 d; F& s; R3 C6 F% m% d) y
Behind every successful man, there is a ! W3 J2 S2 |$ A8 w
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 r' j6 g  \- l; Ctwo.
9 \0 L4 y& b- L8 {8 d/ [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' ~* {/ Z) b3 C7 U. \Every man should marry. After all,
2 S  N: D' g# k" N1 b- w7 _! Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.- U$ h( P* F, L: z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 z9 o6 `- v, a( }; Y3 D9 yThe wise ; ]; W7 o2 ?7 j% Z
never marry, And when they marry they become
$ @% C7 q4 ^! b) f& V/ m! l7 potherwise.
  c) s2 n: s8 r, F: g- X1 M) Z( W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 n( z5 a. `" b- [  U, b% f" W
Success is a relative term. It brings so 2 r' n/ W$ P4 w3 f' q6 e3 f6 }. A
many relatives.
8 M# a' Q* ?& a* O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 M) I1 n0 u. N7 {! o
Never put off the work till   \: _% k7 R  D6 J( i7 A6 i
tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ v: @8 z6 `% n7 B+ t0 n- j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& _( w" Q1 C, H5 L" [- Y' O+ O
Love is
$ b# {8 N; S1 l+ i! p; z' u$ mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ R# N8 E( I% q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ U* H4 W' C& o7 V7 p& E" c& \* S: uChildren in 0 `+ O, X3 {7 g# O' t2 I9 s5 a  [' n
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ U" a# O' J7 M1 cchildren.
9 q: B) E, l# Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 c1 R  e& I/ [& c+ J“Your future depends on your
& |2 N+ l) R, M2 b( Rdreams.” So go to sleep.* O$ j# p" O" X& c9 P
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 ^9 G% u+ n$ q' C$ GThere should be a   \" Q9 R/ z+ u. V0 w; H1 M7 \. N- o; Y
better way to start a day than waking up every
; d8 q( a' k% ]* T8 F' p' amorning.9 T6 E+ V) ^! K4 [* w
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 e: B9 ~6 u$ O. {6 W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ G2 c3 L( ~3 V1 nBut why take the risk?
3 f6 t, [5 k: i* r( D& E2 P8 \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 c- g2 W6 z; Z, k“Work fascinates me.“ I can ; O4 P- e  Y" p. F/ `' U( b+ T
look at it for hours!
4 l, Q0 @9 s0 K$ p工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。; ~$ [' j/ C; O# C! N. j9 T4 J/ r
God made relatives; Thank God we
, c- M3 U+ |7 d! mcan choose our friends.
0 u" V% `! b8 K* Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。" d& m& k( h/ b8 {; _4 I) y
When two’s   ]. k6 _" q) `4 j
company, three’s the result!. c" r0 K) S. t
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' D- R. L# ?+ w. ~# ?1 U& ]( u% yA dress is like a barbed % Q( ]: }, Z& X
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the / Y( y* w! y1 V2 ?
view." j7 i7 r8 O" U& J0 |
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 S4 c$ m1 |) WThe more you learn, the more you know,
) f4 X! o* r5 {3 wThe more you know, the more you forget.
9 F+ z6 m$ o5 T5 g' y, ?The more you forget, the less you % j% V% ]/ D- s
know. So why bother to learn.
1 M: T& M; J6 P& t( y. ~8 f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, S, m( y2 e0 F" L为什么学来着
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