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Money is not everything. There’s . @; M; }# k3 S2 k- x- y6 r
Mastercard & Visa.9 G6 {3 _ a# |% n
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 P2 x7 t% N9 R; _" W3 V( s. fOne should love animals. They are * k. X9 K4 y# V
so tasty.
$ S. x% S# O' J3 ~% ?& @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' V) Q- Q) i r- ~. r) Y# K2 g
Save water. Shower with your % u; _! u- B; u
girlfriend.8 H6 K5 X" t$ K
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 }, w* D% u9 v1 m! B
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" a1 ~; y( U, I! f7 ecaught.
9 \+ Z5 h$ V8 ^7 M' y& d: J9 B' R- \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。' j( p! `) W3 z
Behind every successful man, there is a
- g2 F" H+ z/ |' g2 M. |$ Fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ b) W+ J( v6 `( e8 |% E& Jtwo.
: J b5 n. s! x( `每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 [6 R0 Z" O2 ^2 ^7 s+ ~
Every man should marry. After all,
6 w, W) F6 @: M/ Z) }4 g1 Shappiness is not the only thing in life.
$ s& F0 s$ `) q0 y" M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。4 a1 b/ R8 t2 l3 g" o
The wise
) y$ L* x% c% I1 Y1 u& Znever marry, And when they marry they become 7 x7 B: b9 e0 c. p. G
otherwise.
) h" t; u% [1 a# N+ L2 n+ t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ O3 s+ L+ N8 I4 @2 x* ~1 ^Success is a relative term. It brings so * Y; q8 D" W B( \
many relatives.
3 e; u# e1 T% R4 ?+ @8 R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 `6 [8 Y0 S8 g, \$ V' K. j- H
Never put off the work till
* O) q7 k6 s- y# O6 `tomorrow what you can put off today.
) y4 ^" m7 E9 f/ p3 @$ X' r, I- L不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% `% E: k) s7 ]7 r! o4 X
Love is . s3 C3 i+ h: x5 n0 _6 w2 J
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.7 M$ w7 M- g2 F( M9 n: h! u6 ]
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。/ c6 y( [( y7 a4 ]: K
Children in $ U- p# u6 o. k4 |
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause : |! V5 s3 Y; b; ~: |) F
children.
2 s6 }; I! p, ]6 y- W/ D/ E后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: I0 h' I; l. L“Your future depends on your
; X1 b' t; n' ~# q' H6 {dreams.” So go to sleep.6 J% r8 ~* k: j9 Z
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
# A# T: S9 v3 s6 q2 d3 |There should be a 1 f$ p" `8 \: {# H
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。2 y' P# R ]. H `. }$ Y/ D+ }
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
J0 S2 g# ~6 ^But why take the risk?
& y1 f; u4 w- A& c: ~努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ l. ^: `) A4 b K3 D0 C, Y4 w
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- O/ Z4 b. l; m/ @8 W! v0 {0 ~God made relatives; Thank God we % D2 @0 c `# p7 I% K
can choose our friends.
}! c1 { X" }5 j l$ j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4 ? z, O/ L- K. c8 U6 q% S- D" q0 M
When two’s
2 w9 w1 Q) B5 |# vcompany, three’s the result!
& i5 t1 Y- t2 Z2 l& t2 x. t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ e' l, G, d9 u+ jA dress is like a barbed
1 T4 |, H; x% d" Ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( r6 U$ N3 p0 x- m" |The more you learn, the more you know,
4 Z& n0 Y$ J1 E6 B$ Z3 BThe more you know, the more you forget.! d* f1 }+ Q! X
The more you forget, the less you / E$ j8 `( ^" j% \
know. So why bother to learn.
( t: c! u. p$ j& p: E学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ v! Y& ^; y( z- p: @4 z4 J为什么学来着 |
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