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Money is not everything. There’s
, @& y! e2 u+ f9 d6 BMastercard & Visa.- Z x4 g7 ?. j$ x% k0 p
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 J1 C4 }8 I+ L% K1 G c1 a+ {7 tOne should love animals. They are * I) s* p. h4 y" W4 l+ X& ?/ R
so tasty.
" S8 t z8 b2 ^1 N; R' }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' w) _% u0 o# [( o3 `/ `& qSave water. Shower with your 4 {6 ]9 J# I8 S% P9 _
girlfriend.
! ^( x9 W; a9 @$ ?, |* g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; x& a P) r0 A2 [6 q$ qLove the neighbor. But don’t get 5 w- F% q7 D3 ?, t9 _
caught.
. B( E: ^$ q- r2 s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" D* g1 j, O* s- u4 }" E# z$ R# IBehind every successful man, there is a - Z5 W v- M* h/ W
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are " @6 O- `4 }$ s
two.
: \, h% y) V" s6 O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ Z! o3 h' \* \9 a7 B! vEvery man should marry. After all, , a) n: K* r- l7 \) z
happiness is not the only thing in life.4 f2 x# S) i' d2 W" o# \( v1 l
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。& i `+ c- q3 X) N, b4 c3 |( B
The wise 3 u6 g! z) ?4 z; t- o" X# \2 D
never marry, And when they marry they become , y6 Y8 U% D# i6 [ O/ n
otherwise.
7 Z' s' L0 e1 v' u9 ~ ]. {9 R8 R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: @ v8 }* g" FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
1 y6 W+ N; {! Z' l+ Z$ jmany relatives.- c% ]7 s1 T1 f( Q9 O( a2 ?
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: ^: i% y9 e; T* b Y, k- }# lNever put off the work till & N( t* k, C6 T: w
tomorrow what you can put off today.
J7 v/ h$ N# ?8 V B, y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。: s/ O6 B% m1 ~7 m |# Y2 Y
Love is
4 J' F3 Z5 B% _7 n ]# vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 P, \# `& b0 r+ Y: v8 U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* s( X3 f* z! o* Y( `Children in 0 P3 z: M1 x* t, @, ^5 m
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 ]" y# m# t, a% [. x- O
children.
* k" |) ]1 m; P7 R8 x! x; e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 A+ S4 @( k( }1 d2 J# m9 w“Your future depends on your % ^+ `7 A( K! k
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 Q* i0 n7 g. K& {% w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ R2 T+ E4 r( N: P4 _) AThere should be a ) W4 M% q. c- b3 S
better way to start a day than waking up every
, w% j0 H( O+ H9 Z* dmorning.
9 {+ o {& O# f! P% X, @3 \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 O+ e2 C: r' ^* y, a8 L0 e
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ D* P& X9 p0 s# p) ^8 V- Q7 B' D, q7 CBut why take the risk?1 F" F1 ^# h% v1 Z3 U/ o" F' D
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. B4 o0 S& L3 k3 W
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 c# p4 I4 l4 }- clook at it for hours!
1 \9 }( f% g6 A5 o' Z" g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# \7 k P: d3 g3 |$ OGod made relatives; Thank God we % ?4 l3 e: y# g# z
can choose our friends." r- ~% ^/ Y0 c6 L
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' B& f, M9 A+ w: _When two’s 1 D9 I7 Z1 ~9 B7 A* Z% _
company, three’s the result!
$ S3 u9 I; s! A, \# i/ W9 W' I U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! n& p- T' J1 f; {A dress is like a barbed
4 i2 w" E8 z4 C' v% h) D' Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the 6 i2 p B5 Q) h% z
view.
9 }% g9 y1 A9 S* c! m! Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: t# l+ V* K# d) p" c: a# s: oThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 y# ?2 W3 X) w. x/ X7 kThe more you know, the more you forget.- y$ K2 f! H, N+ h2 r; H
The more you forget, the less you
7 x) K2 e5 w! }* z6 iknow. So why bother to learn.: h2 H$ I: r( }: y; m( G/ r
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, * P% t3 x, _& j% Z
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