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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
9 l: X  N; Z& W) VMastercard & Visa.+ x5 ]: w' J2 s8 v2 \. N
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。8 H' P( h6 X* I% M* V3 I# K
One should love animals. They are . G  w% V& }  ~9 M0 c
so tasty.
) P2 C# l: R8 l9 t' e7 s每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) f$ C, _! r8 H  R
Save water. Shower with your
* c0 d' {  \4 S" [girlfriend.
4 Y3 ?4 d% I6 V) J4 O( Y7 `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# J5 ?5 _/ T. u
Love the neighbor. But don’t get , L0 r) X" p: F
caught.
/ b- z# W& T  k  B6 B% T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。  z$ K) i  z0 P4 Q
Behind every successful man, there is a
" c) o+ s9 `! E  F! Rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + o* ^) f- d$ W, m3 J+ n- q
two.
, x) x8 I* x+ `8 j* U每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" c- ]3 G& ?! o: U  E3 Z* t9 r* YEvery man should marry. After all, 7 \5 A' ]  q$ y* t2 c
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) L3 N* U9 w3 i" H% {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ {8 N+ D4 f3 o) a6 \The wise , {$ ^. m" ]; q- V6 G/ Z" j% {( P, z
never marry, And when they marry they become 5 q" S) e$ I& p
otherwise.
8 P8 U2 h: C# U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 _+ j9 |5 x/ ]6 U3 {Success is a relative term. It brings so
; F5 B" R6 t) S+ T9 Z0 M- Smany relatives.
- u+ f) M0 F5 P: s' L& Z6 }  ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。1 W9 E: f- t8 {$ t' m0 S) b
Never put off the work till
3 I4 q2 U+ O# m) ftomorrow what you can put off today.
, j6 q; Q: I& p: g9 M' s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ Z# K. i+ c% U) i6 X  I- ?9 c( \Love is ) }, F* o5 }. U
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.* y. o7 o5 `" g
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; X+ n8 Q: O4 _* |
Children in # h9 h- v. l/ M
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 ?3 y$ E- F0 e7 L$ ^, Achildren.8 S# n6 f0 |7 v1 Z
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。# n9 h, Q7 L3 L0 p
“Your future depends on your 8 b6 p" {( j, U) ?1 s* `  r4 \+ T( W
dreams.” So go to sleep.  z+ U6 U$ k! k1 F) m
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 o  W9 R8 S* t
There should be a
- B$ R, ~- y! C# h, |better way to start a day than waking up every
, f5 V& n+ {8 u# U5 B0 J* pmorning.; e. n, w+ T2 K4 U
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- h5 S; m9 q) o6 u“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 7 f  e; `7 s* ~& ]! [
But why take the risk?
7 r- E$ G. v) l( u4 ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: |6 M  s, l  |/ W“Work fascinates me.“ I can # P2 w# G6 j9 a4 C, r9 }
look at it for hours!
; L8 c1 k1 Z. }1 _2 x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 B  r7 o. ~; A& nGod made relatives; Thank God we
4 F2 l2 Q4 B$ x2 a9 J) bcan choose our friends.# b, J' S$ ~, j1 Q8 s- w
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 B: l( Q7 Q! l, W  p8 KWhen two’s
( g( B8 H# B) K& vcompany, three’s the result!
/ W$ x, V! O1 _; S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, I3 E4 d7 N" M9 N2 vA dress is like a barbed
. V9 |7 d' f( W5 Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 3 l. _, [$ O7 F% N, {$ @
view.
3 T+ d5 ~+ v, d/ D, G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 Q2 p6 p; b( W8 e4 S* h. s5 s- _The more you learn, the more you know,
2 }/ k5 k: x* Y" a0 ^The more you know, the more you forget.
; g+ }. d' {7 Q( S4 `2 c( rThe more you forget, the less you ) {' f! k" ?. S: {
know. So why bother to learn.
+ f& m+ P& H0 U. G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 {3 \5 d$ c" s9 I, F# F' O为什么学来着
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