加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
) d' o# y* h0 I0 r9 @7 _3 n" nso tasty.
8 X; h0 b# b0 Z% Z1 ^每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ r/ f6 [* H$ z" }6 T5 tgirlfriend.
0 ~- _* c4 i. L. d! _  ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! w: Q2 _  s1 S: HLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 o2 K( h* A1 t+ h& wBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
& R" I! h7 p$ ~* g/ D, Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
# c2 G2 K. ^" d: K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
9 l3 l2 C9 a4 I0 {4 O7 ^1 Anever marry, And when they marry they become
) G! ?4 i5 H7 m4 R5 m2 X7 Eotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
5 G! N6 u( W" N) c; H) T- Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ ?1 ?  h  I" U+ B) A. t2 J$ |不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ P1 q5 h$ f% Z" v0 a5 i) {Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( l- T% b3 W! m/ H( M* Jchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: y! D1 I! T( x7 W. u“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) f. u) l- p( ~. Q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
: N2 {4 U' j: k, G4 bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
7 x; x* c; R' y7 X; ]) u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
8 Y6 v0 D2 [2 i+ @9 {努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 W$ Z7 }) o0 C7 _* |8 B' \look at it for hours!
, S; K- t/ L5 K1 D% u4 ?% M工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
  z6 q# {7 H- ^# }# rcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 g6 s' K# _" D! f4 t2 P6 TWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
8 }9 y/ k, N; l1 T2 o( F- l. ]) _5 a两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
7 |0 r5 C, ]  W6 i) q2 hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" n; s, B+ @/ q1 Pview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# t8 c9 v) D, ]6 k- @! ~9 b, ^, b  Fknow. So why bother to learn.
; g6 w# K/ v0 Q9 m& @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着