加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
4 D5 y9 q! @( \1 R" J4 K2 XMastercard & Visa.
7 j3 g, D4 |4 e! j& C, s+ N# r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 r: {# y7 v0 {, q2 c8 H% ?! u/ Q4 jOne should love animals. They are
1 L2 j0 t$ f; T& N$ Hso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: O! _& Y* H; m" zLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 m2 P  x6 q/ Q- \; W2 j2 n) ^Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  I$ t% \4 t- n! Otwo.
- F- X, j, l9 r& Y* p3 A( z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 A. w* N9 b6 W. W再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ A8 I& j2 f" KThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
* X% r. i* V9 q: r+ `' u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( y( h& l# [$ ^8 ^: ]# SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& `$ c5 d; a9 aLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
4 w% B. B' I$ L4 o0 d( f2 Dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, q% H, o. H. Y/ G. A( N. _children.
% {$ f! f! f. q# H+ R9 j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% Z! D5 M) h0 y: E8 K  y8 T“Your future depends on your
! C: E1 u, |) ?dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
/ ]+ b* y2 o6 {% W9 j! obetter way to start a day than waking up every
: G9 k% `3 M! B7 {# B  q4 s0 T/ G* Tmorning.
+ v: Y1 Z6 F  k5 m; K) Y7 _2 s1 ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 R  n% F% B* l“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ [: @* ~+ t0 i" a5 M2 r% B) E8 c) u8 t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 G/ @2 Y, q7 r( W0 A9 H“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
% r& I1 S' }/ Q& _7 }* e工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 k( R" r; ~8 v: fGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ j! G+ T' F' B# Rcan choose our friends.
% ^2 [& V7 x: L4 M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
1 X% x8 E% ^+ D9 p8 J( e6 }company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 n0 I: N; Y, F6 ^; Z* |A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 `% E/ }/ L) rview.
, s2 o" j7 f9 N% Q! t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
9 Y8 d: M( N2 i' C% nThe more you know, the more you forget.
" A! N+ x' y/ |! H% S$ \The more you forget, the less you
) q/ q; z. q/ A  Dknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 D) i" _/ {. G4 M# Y% [' ?" P为什么学来着