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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s : s: ]) g- m9 C' V
Mastercard & Visa.
6 M$ \% ?8 ], N  f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。1 _, C* K: |+ O7 }
One should love animals. They are
' v6 m% `* G2 r9 _so tasty.
9 q; H" J: y% k/ w! y( F* J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。/ r! K1 f! N( K7 M5 r
Save water. Shower with your
' W* E% ~9 k! f( Z* ~( Igirlfriend.
- b/ r9 s/ K8 z, u要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 c) q! L8 E" Y6 e
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 4 T# A/ Y" T3 d' x" d, h# h
caught.
9 ?$ {; X1 o- {1 x要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, m, f3 f+ O2 `0 pBehind every successful man, there is a
) Q8 ?: h. e1 J9 E9 Aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 p: ^& u: E" S  j9 u. e1 jtwo.: E9 x  O) q- n( w- R; |5 P
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 w/ A% g9 @8 V% v$ J1 OEvery man should marry. After all,
1 B2 M4 L7 G3 Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
# E0 }3 g- ]& f5 M" d, b再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。3 t# i% Y$ a2 v. f8 ?
The wise " ?, B' t7 E. u- K# V+ u( ]
never marry, And when they marry they become # R& X, }$ V& E( H1 Z0 q
otherwise.
$ }5 ]/ ~3 {+ Z1 t7 Q4 ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ X: M( L- v  ^- M' R! m# ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
, H  a4 R2 S2 V* ?  ]many relatives.: y4 V* B6 Z* i/ i
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ b' w* i! t- W2 ~6 VNever put off the work till ' @* |3 ]* i: E1 a
tomorrow what you can put off today.' c. A8 r0 P. m$ G
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。* Q. l+ q: p5 n; r
Love is
/ G% s9 x0 h: Gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.# s* ?  P+ F8 P) t  }
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( D  B- Y7 I% G7 n" [Children in
, F* p0 {/ \( ?: p# D% ^& M; {. kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& T# i+ G- o& [7 ?children.
- }* {! o& j# Z' T+ m& }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# `  b6 ^6 d5 k! `“Your future depends on your
. i" w! D) j3 {$ N7 jdreams.” So go to sleep.
3 M8 A! }6 Y) t" t; R& I& L3 H“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% }! U3 P& ~! ^; h( O
There should be a
1 a6 p! J( V' s7 o/ [better way to start a day than waking up every 9 c* I! y, b8 C
morning.8 C# y9 g$ u) z3 h" m, O
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ d8 t) o. ~' J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ q% z8 n( s5 w1 C$ n, yBut why take the risk?  L( h+ x: [5 y3 g6 Y+ g$ ?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 Z* z, w  ^6 N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 T- f! \$ [# M8 G* @look at it for hours!
8 W3 t+ \0 K2 ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 Z; T# J, c# g/ l; ]( u9 D
God made relatives; Thank God we
& y% s/ Z& H1 _+ }2 ]2 [$ }( Ycan choose our friends.
1 {, g# h0 G! z9 W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 ^8 y# Z+ h0 sWhen two’s : ~! Q& d; N; W
company, three’s the result!
& i1 z2 G. V) v$ u: w% C" o两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!8 c! q& Q! c! p
A dress is like a barbed ' f* }/ R, X6 t9 C9 `, A
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( f5 f5 L: n- l% {( @: h# e7 ]view.) U6 }( \- v; }" X
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 N% o- ~3 G7 d) d. G- o+ uThe more you learn, the more you know, * i' V, }, m; _# g& M/ i3 v6 O
The more you know, the more you forget.
& e, @, K' p4 N- Q" b7 R. hThe more you forget, the less you : c! W, Z( Q, y2 x" r
know. So why bother to learn., C5 E% F! s8 L7 s6 v. q
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 3 k: K: f9 l) @+ f" c
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