加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
, y; t2 E& o1 |2 u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; X2 C# a9 L5 V- D0 c( KSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
9 N- z$ P" ]7 X1 C) [- w要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
! q) E) r* A6 Lcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. |+ t$ L. C& W# @0 uBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  @3 J$ y, n( D2 M* {& v- U) ltwo.
4 n" a$ M; f& A+ X6 @7 s1 m* }9 [$ K每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
3 g, A' M( l' l& ?) @) yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
' j, V' g* l  T# g% @6 y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; K/ d/ ~6 c8 w% I2 SThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 g& M9 S) f+ Q* d3 n8 rotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" s2 a' l3 z1 Y, l  N7 HSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 O6 B  S. k& w/ N& ^- g$ Amany relatives.
! C0 m2 c3 j- u. ?; J0 [# T+ e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 m& j. y5 P5 k0 q# A9 [Never put off the work till
7 q3 m0 P8 P, @7 m. J9 utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: D2 L/ A+ h5 ~! X/ `+ ?7 kLove is
) X1 E' P0 T' p( tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 {) x; k* I, b& c7 UChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  U  \& j! s+ h5 n. l6 Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! ?5 ^2 i* v( x: b, q) ]7 MThere should be a
8 o6 l# l2 v) |7 P2 V/ p8 B9 xbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 I7 X0 ^* x+ Y1 P2 b( Q3 Z) `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: ?9 b( s& o# l7 k, c" w“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! V6 Y4 ?# b7 l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' u1 R: ?2 l9 @/ Y. Q. ]look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. q6 u+ F7 \7 JGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ }% w; X3 I7 a+ ecan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& p! a, S3 _9 Z! }' V1 HA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# p: m) B4 V! ?; M$ J6 {8 zview.
, [% i6 Z* p9 [4 `' A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
4 G! B6 n5 L. G) l$ B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着