加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ h! L% t4 e. h* ]7 h, o& X9 vMastercard & Visa.
. U) K8 o$ @5 m6 n# E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
9 R. E; h) n6 n" Lso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 }8 x/ }# _; s0 C, L% \Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* ~: l( v' U2 }) w  C" ]two.
" R" O9 A' u1 m+ ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
# m3 z" _1 Q- v  D7 uotherwise.
3 k( U- b7 Q& B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) H* @& o) S" j+ Q0 F; W+ r9 VNever put off the work till
- Y- W  S3 ^$ t. y- P. Btomorrow what you can put off today.
, a& b+ d9 d  }6 h# W' Z, q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' h" J3 u( \; R; U: ULove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! e+ D/ T3 B' @4 b5 l' Vchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# h3 g1 m& J1 M“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' X: X+ A+ Y# w; y1 X& K6 n1 t' kThere should be a
8 U5 r8 r5 P2 J* kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
- p3 h4 h1 E1 @; m) f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 r7 x: L. V) A6 R5 ^% N+ G8 ?) HBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 Q+ U2 ]; g8 z: B- u- tlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 g5 |' Z" h6 p9 B7 d) uGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! W" q, |7 W; O& ~3 P2 }5 j5 UWhen two’s
' d  V/ u: T% qcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, d* k, D8 Q# t1 X" T3 t9 T. ZA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
. t8 N( ?+ o; O# p! HThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% }; g9 o7 }! E2 p: Q& ^- j为什么学来着