加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: z8 q2 j$ F0 k# T" p- J  IMastercard & Visa.
# |, Y1 [7 U+ b, l5 p0 K: C钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 s  n& f( s6 `- m6 u3 V3 POne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) e, p" `7 Q# `" @Save water. Shower with your
- g2 B$ {9 f; U  u  F8 c5 D( Agirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 p/ b  I$ E9 s- G6 ^two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; K* o/ ?" ~1 G+ d1 I: DEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 n/ U1 Z4 }2 W$ l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 \6 z( P9 p$ M2 f. xThe wise
, y' h" ]0 B/ ?; @/ enever marry, And when they marry they become
4 @- o, H% S( \otherwise.
: a2 Q* C$ D: u' W7 f( O聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* u# v, R3 u; t+ ]  Q; DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 [! I( ~" O7 ?1 `2 _3 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. E, t( g3 H& Z1 O- Y( _  \爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
# f( X- i8 ^# R( i2 n8 V: ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 }+ `1 p( A7 p4 achildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
& }1 ?8 @, j& Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
( c5 H6 Z' t, {3 D! m4 @“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
- [8 O( k/ b# ]) Z* x2 rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; P6 x0 @( n4 D4 Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% v+ S+ R  z  s7 N* O; E% P# @“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
* I0 I+ ?/ f5 R, t6 S2 C  @努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
0 P) K' \3 K' ?- xcan choose our friends.
) r: f5 I3 ^& D: J$ D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
" R1 g- a4 n9 M2 Wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  y& c, S- q8 {: {# Mview.
) N' p  p; ?, S. t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
2 E  \* U- r. F2 p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着