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Money is not everything. There’s $ _* B, h* e9 [7 k9 j
Mastercard & Visa.$ u0 o0 H' ~& d) B' x
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 f6 B- X+ ~! K: ?7 d: v6 ]
One should love animals. They are ' D1 t0 G c4 R% C
so tasty.
7 o8 E3 T, P/ r1 T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ n/ d: Q7 ~) x7 K: A4 kSave water. Shower with your % Y' n6 c6 }6 k
girlfriend.
9 a2 _- c$ H. ~3 L; C) i要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& ^" ^) |' L' C' P- n7 HLove the neighbor. But don’t get
/ i. k* @0 ]! z! Ncaught.
( I# A, e# R% [6 `; q# g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) Y3 s: _* l, C" a
Behind every successful man, there is a
0 s) s4 z0 g: k4 oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are " R$ O3 i r, Y* }
two.
& t+ S7 `2 X' C8 X2 H每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 P% d: q# ] v
Every man should marry. After all, ( P5 c' i3 A L8 `( F- T
happiness is not the only thing in life.4 G- m4 h; G! H4 H
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) }6 ~, E( @" H9 Y& T
The wise
6 Y* b; k( j& _never marry, And when they marry they become
/ h0 N2 t0 J5 Y, Gotherwise.
8 L& _% D5 z4 H; j3 p: T: d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。) ?9 m! n9 d& e& C5 M
Success is a relative term. It brings so
' n6 ^3 {, d9 f% ^0 ]8 imany relatives.
. U& ^, G* D8 B4 l; `- R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# y! X% Y8 S3 s/ e& o, NNever put off the work till
! |5 A+ j1 x/ k, J* Ftomorrow what you can put off today.
0 S9 {( ^1 i) z# M: [8 \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ _9 O5 U5 }( x' e) ^+ iLove is 2 d. d" M( q7 t. W5 F% A
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( v9 |# F' W0 e4 ^* k# d. Y7 c! }
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 [) t J* B6 k6 ^0 h7 a
Children in 4 m2 P; J% J7 C# d
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
Y3 d* N7 O. j: Q- F: _children.
- Z( F0 m: \' _3 V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 u b2 }7 f& D+ C. i; v* D“Your future depends on your % L; v: d# ~3 }9 ] h8 A# w2 `& y
dreams.” So go to sleep.' e; C$ k' Q1 f
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
; V$ \5 v- y/ r; A. {% I k8 QThere should be a ' X% A8 ~8 i" W4 S O5 r$ d
better way to start a day than waking up every Z- d9 R& R. S9 y+ p
morning.2 W" ^& I! G# p X2 H, `% S. w5 j
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。9 G; Y. q: I2 a
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 4 e$ v8 u- s) ]3 D& {
But why take the risk?
: e( q" y7 A$ q" _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 J$ b) K: Z, O0 q“Work fascinates me.“ I can 7 z6 p# o1 t! V/ Y; O
look at it for hours!
( ]9 t4 V3 _# r8 ^* p# U! ~5 N4 b工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 N# \3 v9 \( }! [1 P
God made relatives; Thank God we 4 K7 n0 r( y! P# q: H; X+ O
can choose our friends.
* y' v3 b1 J$ [- M* k3 Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。" i& P: Y% I2 A: M& W! |
When two’s
6 o: ^# d1 ~$ N9 [, Mcompany, three’s the result!
* K' I8 T" N# v+ p5 G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!: x* d2 R+ e. Q' N# q S) O
A dress is like a barbed
/ o& F; B8 u8 y$ R3 xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the * o6 Y9 ?4 Z1 z
view.4 o% }) n: D0 f# Y( R
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ s1 c n( H% q+ L0 L' N X0 F' t1 H
The more you learn, the more you know,
* ?- i4 p( \# \! ZThe more you know, the more you forget.# A& ]0 A# V9 o2 ]5 U
The more you forget, the less you + t- w/ w2 R& [' o& m( t- @- Z
know. So why bother to learn.
9 v# U& n1 z' j. g# Y- v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' s* |, i0 L1 ^/ y* E: y8 ?为什么学来着 |
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