加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
7 k% S0 [3 @/ s9 |' A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 D/ ^0 ^( I# D! t$ S' F* ~so tasty.
- I* z1 `, K' n! j  A每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* A+ i( ]4 L& Y- n/ U- uSave water. Shower with your
3 V  L9 E) c! N% pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 Y: K0 W  F- Q, S' M; B# T$ `Love the neighbor. But don’t get
: m2 M! T5 K/ M: {caught.
& Z4 Z3 n/ b  J- s, r: g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) n% P* [9 Q3 o3 hBehind every successful man, there is a
; J/ T9 S. C! y/ P$ Fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
5 [4 d4 V3 u+ S! F  q- Shappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- Q! d, H$ K( X* @+ wnever marry, And when they marry they become
4 y; Y" m3 [( x6 m2 `otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 M% L  O% s$ K, y# ySuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 D" ]3 p2 @$ I0 w6 Nmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
# `) d8 H& b7 Q9 q' M; H. f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' I% d* U; \6 |Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- S! H2 J8 r7 d! T4 I2 e. AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, q$ j8 F5 }0 Q! a5 Ichildren.
4 K8 h  D% Z, ]6 z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
  E5 A5 F  I- Hdreams.” So go to sleep.
* Y& [% a6 T; u8 O0 ]; E“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& y8 p1 i9 F7 a8 l5 ~4 ~  R0 Fbetter way to start a day than waking up every
% i) z0 b# k0 Q2 P0 f! {0 Zmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 z* U9 D/ u0 u4 VBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 P* Y+ A$ w2 y8 f! t' S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 `+ H4 b' Q% L9 J7 Blook at it for hours!
: C& N1 m, m/ n- ^8 ?工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
" t6 B( }# W$ ~6 o0 mcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 T( x. C) r! ]: |1 XWhen two’s
6 w" N4 q/ s- Icompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 N- B& a$ n3 d+ ^* ?! @view.
: \7 r/ r' C3 `- R( t! Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
+ X$ T- K) {* _! ?4 tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着