加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
, n# E7 N1 i  J" T5 n0 b/ T: oMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ M' O7 y7 i" gOne should love animals. They are
( n: i. f" b( a9 U& R# j" i0 h1 Iso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  |) D7 y/ v/ C0 f9 }7 S要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
5 O" ]  V- s$ I0 U6 y$ ]1 Ncaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 S  S. I# [) S# f6 z0 r$ kBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  J% Q, p, i& h6 Z) B3 y! ?3 a3 otwo.
: R# a/ }% \2 C; ^/ h' u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
$ _. e0 x/ \: fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
  I9 ?) v6 j: e( ~9 c+ i3 ^never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
; m: Q8 ~0 X! p3 M% }/ Y- F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 @  O! d+ L! O; g6 s* {1 cSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! {; \& q* L! \2 v8 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 P- ~, p* I2 \Love is
( u0 }4 R# p, U" v8 E8 w: [% aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* W5 I4 ^' j! X/ c5 z1 S- M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
' S! w0 q' j; j5 z& b& R8 ~! ?8 fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
* P2 \( s/ F4 W' L# e6 J后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
% M1 m& F; S2 L# k/ B7 y6 rdreams.” So go to sleep.
. G3 I! j/ u  r6 o3 h“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
* U6 F2 r' V- ?1 G* a3 ^better way to start a day than waking up every
' N# g7 _, O$ @9 @5 ]1 C5 ~6 Umorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" H- j+ I9 ?* D2 N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% x4 e+ e6 M8 |; \/ M3 N+ f“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" \7 }! }2 v- P$ {. Xlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
6 m$ }# O- V9 \% }. \) {6 `# S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
, I/ A6 j: W# B8 X. Z0 |; A; Hcompany, three’s the result!
" |+ |  h; G7 T& `) y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
% P) m/ [6 Y+ M$ Qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
% A0 w9 E! E* H$ f% C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ O5 Z) \- y6 q0 w. {The more you learn, the more you know,
8 @- P* j) H* l& bThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
' }: T# i8 D' N& Z$ B, Cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着