加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
! S% W! B8 {% a/ B3 JMastercard & Visa.
" W: x6 m9 u6 _* e: b' S; e" I钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' \; [" N  s% M8 X  Iso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" F" q3 J/ T7 itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ n/ j% G1 ~$ a/ tEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 Z/ F2 \0 v1 T9 x% `: z2 `The wise
# U: v; O: O5 L% M! o# v: rnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
5 b0 D  G6 G. J; }7 A9 Q5 ^$ q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 _6 ^; T* K9 a2 `1 Q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
. I; T9 t$ \$ @4 D% K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
  V/ N" `7 X9 w2 [: O! ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" V" k# Y; Z3 Dchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
( w0 y( E4 D4 G6 @8 P2 b% c/ ]dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# u& b. o8 s0 O( gThere should be a
! ]: I# E+ j! X3 b9 Z4 z# s) l) hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
: E0 s+ r. D# n4 m: ~7 Dmorning.
) O% A' l7 q: _* W" u6 {% Z* E应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 t8 r8 [7 k: m“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
6 U& I0 _& w# T+ r  G1 H4 u工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! X& ~# v6 L2 A' Y8 h( q% K0 QGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ g% Q6 H' S; v0 WWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 f# b, d" Y) i; n' N. W+ z; wview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ T6 f9 ~7 T3 |/ hThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
5 D; R3 ~7 r) T1 @know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着