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Money is not everything. There’s + q* ]! I4 c/ Z& }! ?
Mastercard & Visa.
9 k9 u& r3 E5 e/ w! A5 a' {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ `- b* }( Y6 v9 V4 m3 q, _) X4 ZOne should love animals. They are
`( N2 w, e+ B% ~! Q4 y/ lso tasty.
" c7 s. z: c) W, ]8 Y/ [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。( W2 ?0 u( Q$ E1 k' E4 T i
Save water. Shower with your
: s, T# g; {$ C' |! c* u/ u3 pgirlfriend.
4 b" f1 }0 U1 {要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
w4 L: L) E, b0 Q( fLove the neighbor. But don’t get 0 q+ I5 Y: t5 U. R. I
caught.
) M$ {+ d3 B5 _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- S4 l3 b3 C+ N9 r
Behind every successful man, there is a
' C% f8 m9 y0 i) y2 G. @: b8 cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. P# v9 N6 E6 D l
Every man should marry. After all, ( M0 o) E$ `/ ^. Z6 ~/ t- K$ h
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) ]& d2 v! \- P& O7 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 I: n" J" A9 o7 `6 O; W+ HThe wise
; v' t- C+ Z4 F4 Znever marry, And when they marry they become 9 d9 [/ {, v) m0 ~( p0 `0 X
otherwise." `- M# v0 g5 Y( `
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。9 W% H7 a2 M9 Z% D9 Z
Success is a relative term. It brings so & Q7 o& t5 R) f Z/ ?7 ~* E
many relatives.
9 ?9 L' B$ n, N5 s; C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。) f) _9 D$ ?$ \+ A( H' o
Never put off the work till + m5 h% g9 y3 D! U. @
tomorrow what you can put off today.2 o( J! d$ O: X0 @0 D$ C+ Q
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 g& f2 u6 L N/ uLove is 1 G& s$ D4 L9 C9 {" p
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 u+ M* V% g. U' V/ [9 g+ w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。' r% d( N# I. U4 G1 `- u
Children in
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children.
! |: c+ h$ O& ^+ k( o, I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* H+ r7 F _. g. E“Your future depends on your
* y# M" ~ o" G/ ?! [% zdreams.” So go to sleep.
" |7 c$ ~8 d3 f" C“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 R, h$ L" P/ S0 l6 j/ c, r6 A) b- JThere should be a + b/ R: O `4 _; ?. d* }% N H5 h3 z
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 l; ]* Y# g$ vmorning.
0 v3 g! G$ Y' F, c' w* H0 h7 H4 K应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 n% M: f7 Y9 u9 J8 H: Z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 V) Q/ j; t3 l1 yBut why take the risk?" G- L0 X) y5 j9 X
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. R* j" E6 X0 s8 {) A, @7 P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" q* C. c3 R! ~3 m) a: i; H3 Ulook at it for hours!
6 [ ]! W5 S. J$ R& P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, z5 L2 ^/ l1 _5 `- `! gGod made relatives; Thank God we
( G% O* g$ ~1 B+ z6 Dcan choose our friends.
% D2 @3 S. o- U0 m& x( X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!3 S1 f* C7 Q- V6 ?6 X
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!$ V: G# b+ S7 B, t$ H1 e
A dress is like a barbed " y0 h8 T0 z" g
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the / _ y, p! o5 ^( J+ h
view.0 B3 ]/ [5 y8 L7 l6 Y% Y! r {
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。( }1 E% J4 X! r! x' p
The more you learn, the more you know, 4 w- M: p$ S8 h5 P1 ]0 ?1 t
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 i" t8 v- {6 h4 C0 B8 x8 r w! fThe more you forget, the less you # X' {* }' A& E0 I% ^
know. So why bother to learn.
; I- U% l+ f8 W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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