加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
. n: H, A1 I* k% M: iMastercard & Visa.
, o; m' V; l4 R3 [钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) z3 L! L: O+ |7 H! a% J( S2 p4 @One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
5 m2 a2 F% K$ K8 r7 p要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  Q% c: L7 Z/ u: n6 PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 ^8 `5 x; U# o5 r* ^* r7 uBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
- v- |5 X/ k$ Z0 y) w每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 ?  v  Q4 L% F$ H6 l% R6 ~9 gEvery man should marry. After all,
) W- R/ \8 T( e2 d4 O( Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
% r5 ^6 i6 Z. [) c. C$ I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# G, x. `; s( c9 x( a/ q: wThe wise
0 ]) n  b. O1 Dnever marry, And when they marry they become
: t" Y# O" [6 K! {$ f+ p/ _7 s; fotherwise.
; D7 w4 c& ]! |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% f9 Y5 s2 m/ X! f9 ]Never put off the work till
# j# @/ R/ n" e$ O+ z. C, i, k- B% Ltomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  ~. b' ^- Q# k' v: O" ]/ l0 ~Love is
5 @& B1 i% R! B) P1 R/ ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' m7 @3 R: k' S爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 P" A/ `7 w" o& _8 j4 tChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
9 ~. e! v2 d  v% d- O" V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 Q/ J! [9 W2 O% f: n# o/ M; gThere should be a
' [! h- ]! V- cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
* @' ^, c8 K- r$ {( b. b. @1 T应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ ~% v. K; p: q% ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
4 o0 S, F( {  y% w1 S1 g( {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& B# v1 x; U" p- x4 X; c  l6 ?2 }God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
. S0 v3 Z4 L' M( Bcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" s; v2 d) l9 N) @( c% x& E# tview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; J8 k6 [$ t4 i+ {know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, T2 ~, Y5 a, E, n! Q, a2 V为什么学来着