加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
7 c. O! ^( L- A! f2 K; v1 KMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 W' d4 y& @; |) c( LSave water. Shower with your
/ ]5 Q; n& r2 `/ y( U9 dgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
- O) V# p6 P/ C. S6 B2 H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 e7 Y' s3 B& P: V7 w0 mBehind every successful man, there is a
& r6 W- w+ w2 L. `: Kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* U/ q- G9 z- \Every man should marry. After all,
7 g* [. t. j- d" g; \: @' @8 G) Vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
% T" D0 {; w7 N1 Z1 y) gnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 U5 q' V, ^" l+ M2 p4 QLove is
; |* U( |) m0 x  Q: ?8 `9 F1 P' yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 K% H+ N% [0 q. R1 Q; Q: Schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# i6 K) e" ?( B# |0 P& k0 p“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
% j, I& u. A6 n5 \6 kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* m# s, b7 @3 o" dBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- T/ U7 i+ c" m2 V* N1 p9 g“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 R9 K+ o8 B1 c) w* n# Blook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
0 {6 R6 I2 `. J# X2 l2 ~& V0 Ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, U( U1 e! e, V" @( wWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
5 ?  v$ i. c2 N7 L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* g5 b# l6 K0 ^* x/ ~* Vview.
9 \7 X! O/ E- N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: \/ W0 H1 L! OThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; ?5 v! H! p* v" TThe more you forget, the less you
: {% O: R  z) [( ~: }( V- qknow. So why bother to learn.
+ j% o' O+ ~" b# H+ b# n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ C2 V% {# d; x& b为什么学来着