加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
" }( u/ F( T: {# P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- y9 M2 A" y) L! V. @. p9 TOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
' R; v3 Z: [4 W) X, n2 Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 n8 l$ X8 w$ k* d+ N0 ~Save water. Shower with your
  k, _8 x! c% s) `& }girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 i/ ^* G7 V% \8 p. H; oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
3 t1 o: @* S1 I) u; hcaught.
& t' q, I, W6 f4 m  F要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 ~% x( ~, J5 E$ S2 S  FBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( F$ H- t; C9 r3 r9 S7 v6 J$ Ptwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* z& |; x6 X1 [& b7 M- c) d9 mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
. u! Y" u: e" b/ _0 f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
& v3 P  ?# T, H+ e: c- Mtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 }4 t4 j4 a( W: z  v: e3 \6 c- KLove is
4 |: N1 L3 T6 H; M' bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
/ T* }  Y& Y. Y: ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 C! ]* P2 l% o) v( n& |“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 ?: U' E% p1 f2 l$ r( R+ T, k9 k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  A$ {4 ~) g4 G, v& `. G+ q1 WBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- a7 Y- x* q( M& u& @( vGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, L( _5 \  o) N7 b+ kWhen two’s
( ?& r% F7 V! ^: a; e+ c1 fcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ U5 ?; U  e6 G& @+ K1 h0 Yview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
& ~2 e" q$ t0 y: kThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 R+ Y$ g; x& A) m3 j( b! BThe more you forget, the less you
0 l0 N5 v6 K/ b5 h5 gknow. So why bother to learn.
' E7 {  }9 S: H8 ]& t& C学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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