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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
0 V& v: |$ u7 Q- A% ~Mastercard & Visa.! w" G- @7 U/ I& P3 @
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( J( z9 i+ }7 A" R* A5 G" Q2 xOne should love animals. They are
; f, q2 p" j5 F$ k! C. B7 o* W! s! ]so tasty.4 T8 e* Y7 H+ a+ m+ H8 o
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 P7 t* k# g, p* l' m+ w* iSave water. Shower with your
- C/ F' K" }) ?girlfriend.3 X  d; D, m7 x' T
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ W5 [8 c5 @0 D6 R" mLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 u9 Q& x, V3 V& s0 Scaught.
  J8 R: x# j& ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; }5 r" H, Q# w- s4 V
Behind every successful man, there is a 8 r6 o% x9 @. v# f) }0 E1 L1 p
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are $ B* \9 P- ^- L, M' m- X, Z$ z
two.( }5 A8 }) y/ ^4 e4 v. G3 n+ T
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。8 u1 i' g4 F$ J8 v. q
Every man should marry. After all, . x9 c+ b: d! C' d7 Z* t
happiness is not the only thing in life.. G! c$ Y0 X7 M9 u: f* n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' Y( @. U+ K2 h( D$ \8 G5 u
The wise
. J( N/ w9 e2 {$ Snever marry, And when they marry they become
6 p% p* R: I3 v$ v$ ootherwise.
4 O! @; }. A9 m6 R: P2 F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" c- i% A2 w7 O1 U2 T$ I, GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so , n0 X' E% _& ~+ c6 _) K. Y  L3 k  x9 Y
many relatives.4 t3 L4 z! n" l  p1 }* o6 g5 P# N- H
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: Z# H5 D  p) GNever put off the work till ' x; p4 ^0 c% m1 ?, P1 Y3 n, {
tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 @9 j( t# E+ S! L: x& Y$ _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" z( \0 a' t& }- y( Y* H" a. d8 mLove is
" b5 v! v0 q; x1 A, ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 y, d3 C% l! C+ D1 D. O$ [0 t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。! c- E$ T0 ~9 B  r# d3 p/ U, r% l
Children in * J4 \) y0 O) p! Y/ {- X
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 F6 [/ P- X$ p3 Nchildren.
/ z. Z  }6 o8 Y( G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: {( O8 Z4 ]+ B
“Your future depends on your . `. n: h7 J6 h% F6 m/ t* p; k
dreams.” So go to sleep.
+ V8 ^( g- ^4 M% C( i$ J" k“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; O. S. Q& t: C( N
There should be a
  }2 l7 Y* R; M0 C& f- Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
  i* P9 c% P* T1 c+ s$ }morning.
' H4 x+ Q& S0 j# T( A! S& ~5 ?应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 D3 i% S4 B& N# d
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 C" e) {1 I: }& G- \But why take the risk?
) K! {( h8 k- X7 \! j* Z# B! T努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 ]8 v( _9 I3 I4 p
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 `8 y3 k. j2 e4 t8 l8 D6 d% t' llook at it for hours!7 P" i  q) {" C& O2 ?
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 b8 r2 C. M4 c+ u& H4 t2 G' mGod made relatives; Thank God we
% v  ]8 K4 A. p5 H: f9 Bcan choose our friends.
4 O, B3 Q/ O7 y. R. h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。# N5 B3 G5 C4 S& d
When two’s   P: j5 D  \6 u- e) D/ V, x3 m
company, three’s the result!
3 k4 c0 y; _5 Z% `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 e4 r0 k3 D+ V, `. N' B; o) ZA dress is like a barbed
) Z( ?7 T, a" Z0 U) ^fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( b7 G8 o  z2 P" i7 L
view.
% A5 b% G2 m8 u1 ~$ v2 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 G% F0 q6 G7 I/ A+ t5 IThe more you learn, the more you know,
* y2 m2 `6 T# FThe more you know, the more you forget.% a, k' w: I3 D2 D5 X! D" h; A
The more you forget, the less you
+ W, W/ |( s0 B* fknow. So why bother to learn.9 G& M7 j. |8 a. h# ~5 X' L3 K: C
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 V3 }# K! }2 \; j9 T3 E为什么学来着
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