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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s   ?6 O* V) s; K* D  j  y# W8 @% n
Mastercard & Visa.
5 \* d$ A* I5 Y6 M% Q$ Z: n& c6 v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# J7 i5 L( E, X" r: q; z  N
One should love animals. They are
+ C& t+ L6 _2 G3 t4 Sso tasty.
0 ^6 n6 b5 s8 N+ Y7 X) L; }- G1 A每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。+ Q# t1 l4 `4 b3 n4 @
Save water. Shower with your
7 J! S% t- {# egirlfriend./ s: h4 H# l! |% l
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ u; A; Z. C- j) }Love the neighbor. But don’t get ' ~. S. I: T( ]' E+ ^+ ?) b6 [
caught.1 p/ n6 P" m# @5 d3 g  X  F9 a5 |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
5 l/ Y5 U9 M! g' `( E0 WBehind every successful man, there is a 4 L, M5 G8 O' T% C1 x, F: f
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are , [1 G( Z4 h, p
two.
$ {3 s) k$ `. k5 Y2 W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& R+ B7 }4 h3 tEvery man should marry. After all, 2 [7 K$ P6 _" ?5 l
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' a) B- A" K7 g1 Y3 H, H8 e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; W; Z" O; q" zThe wise . X9 I8 V7 C3 M7 ]7 L2 `9 K
never marry, And when they marry they become
/ d8 |/ t- f, |1 r" X$ ?otherwise.( o# {$ P0 g/ @; F
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。- y: Z; i/ z3 I1 a' f: y
Success is a relative term. It brings so ) ^9 S( n  f5 [, S2 ~1 w, D# Z
many relatives.
8 Y, E: [& J0 [! e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# c4 ?/ \& v2 o+ A
Never put off the work till . J( T2 C% ^+ Z& Z6 d
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! Y- V7 n  }0 N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 Z3 p, g( E, [& Q, \" X
Love is
3 `6 o7 J0 h" f6 {8 xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 E  @9 ]5 q0 X6 T3 V, n  D1 H
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 W2 s. d7 n4 [* G) z
Children in
8 T; m; I0 I$ T9 x; Ebackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * n' |9 K! a! p' [
children.
  p4 ~% F% _  I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) J" o; X+ I" Y1 K7 A" ^- i“Your future depends on your
+ C: F& k: J* h% d! qdreams.” So go to sleep.
' n* X  e3 g! }/ \( l& Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 A. y) [  \$ L# `7 S6 r, XThere should be a : s$ [7 ]9 s+ r; ?9 W, q. \
better way to start a day than waking up every
+ C5 ~& K/ C# ?1 E2 t5 h4 v7 Umorning.
' D4 f. h, R- s# f: W3 ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" w+ V# K  @0 m0 g
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, M7 q4 S9 T9 `: P) D- J9 `. ?But why take the risk?! N, q% n( `# ^' [- }% ~# o
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。' r4 u4 _$ c; \9 i7 M, C3 k  U$ j- C
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 U0 Y2 \( f( ^# Z" W. w, G5 y* \look at it for hours!9 v4 l; K& {& C# E, P! c
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 z9 d7 ^0 Q$ ~God made relatives; Thank God we
6 |2 r2 m/ i# G7 w% G$ W0 tcan choose our friends.7 L: \4 ^* B  b7 z' I, Z
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ r3 K. P! y. C/ ~2 xWhen two’s
1 r; d: Z. i4 A" l* ?% f) l" Vcompany, three’s the result!
2 u' \, i3 y4 K* e# D) _两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!  B. g0 Q( J+ H3 o0 `; B( k
A dress is like a barbed $ p; y. B7 P7 W# a; e) V: Q
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the + p  o9 h& D/ |; K  G& P
view.: |0 ?- ~8 b8 e- o/ {! a
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. t1 ?) t* M" W, V& k. IThe more you learn, the more you know, " S7 O" g5 m- x+ a% ~; |7 M
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ I- ?. K, z0 M+ f$ s$ [( oThe more you forget, the less you
  P- x/ A: E7 ?know. So why bother to learn.- r9 v; k0 f# e3 |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 ?- j! m* Z3 D  C  \为什么学来着
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