加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
& {% t5 g8 {8 R5 x# k4 R" ~& I钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 B5 i& E: O+ d! y3 Y: pOne should love animals. They are
, i7 b- _( O+ {( qso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
' ^3 g2 B& [. i8 U, k" j9 Sgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
  X, p- g  ?6 |' G% MBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- T# O2 U& I$ D9 n1 H: c& |+ Z; Otwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ E. R" {# W, U1 T/ z5 pThe wise
+ D& I" t" J  H5 ^8 ^never marry, And when they marry they become
. \, V3 ^6 e2 j4 ?9 zotherwise.
+ |1 R9 M  P2 R- G. `聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 _% R$ L2 h) ]5 N/ s: X8 bSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# K/ x# x) W# J: \1 L, l; U4 |* s3 mNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 d" a9 q2 b2 X7 w, DLove is
8 S- L. \5 V3 |) A% D# U' ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 j& y  b5 e2 |. o: l+ l! `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 N8 Z4 Y, h, m- i& B: Achildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
( J' ]! d& J8 n" l4 J. \dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
. S6 O8 z/ E3 K; q% n7 y) ]morning.
( c$ l3 G1 h- l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( ?3 [" y8 C+ H  s, `& k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# B# F+ v% [2 F“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
% Z& |+ O/ m8 Y" K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" e6 a) t: l/ c* G6 x  l. X. HThe more you learn, the more you know,
$ W4 n- K% S6 ], A9 L3 cThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着