加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
, n' g; U9 k* R' N( BMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ T/ L. _$ m1 E1 HOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
9 p+ z, z- S! c' `2 u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 l. [  h# J0 q/ }Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 \5 E: e+ Z9 i& p5 s& ]Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% E3 i8 y' i- P. X; S* uBehind every successful man, there is a
2 ^# e8 f7 v, ]7 W+ ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 r, s' p% |! q' i+ VEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% }$ }+ k, d6 J, o再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  r! F  h$ q% v4 l+ I' V6 uThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ o. l8 y& q6 `# A# ootherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
7 D' ^" d- |+ c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ E8 `- H9 p! z/ j7 ENever put off the work till
8 A! l9 u' y' @4 V9 Dtomorrow what you can put off today.
: ?4 A; }9 e6 p. P, L* _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, d( \: h2 ?% r( r( _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2 e) H& ~( @. tChildren in
1 C+ V8 v. s$ dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
$ r4 F+ x1 a) g2 f. X# {dreams.” So go to sleep.
& x; m4 o2 E# T) z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
9 w; H8 f( N5 n0 g) sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
) N1 z2 |5 P+ v; D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* t: K2 a6 \* X9 b# {0 ~( p* U“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& o/ M# e! T( o/ hBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" T7 c5 P$ u) c5 |“Work fascinates me.“ I can
; M$ l/ n7 a+ Q1 ~5 r9 I' w, E4 Blook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 p& d7 |* ?; G6 F( ]( {* L0 h, s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ Y; z3 [3 `6 x! r8 D$ pWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; t9 ^: C7 C. yview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# \) v! m. J) Q: vThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
  d) x* ^) R$ B7 F% W/ h7 xThe more you forget, the less you
/ p) F3 B7 x7 ^; uknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ K/ D. K. E8 n( P% d" z0 v7 J为什么学来着