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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
. M! n4 d% d) X& n1 Q0 v# J/ d4 _Mastercard & Visa.. i/ U% p# O* ?2 Q" J
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- ]" z; R3 b; a' g0 }$ kOne should love animals. They are # E, @1 F9 V/ E+ U- h
so tasty.0 i* B1 m' R* ^/ _
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; H7 X# ]) g/ Q! YSave water. Shower with your
2 r5 ]; W8 D+ T2 i4 Jgirlfriend.2 d; ^9 x5 Q/ R; T
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 M2 `. A# [( o  N6 P% j5 |Love the neighbor. But don’t get
1 O% E4 k, O' |( }- |# E- L$ Scaught./ x, b. ?  c/ l0 Q& i3 a
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 X/ Y5 Z1 l( C. eBehind every successful man, there is a
  _, u- J: E4 o3 c8 H- xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are , d: |2 f/ j; V- d. t
two.: C7 f8 n, B1 G- J  W# q# z
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 w* u/ H1 i$ _8 |* a5 t
Every man should marry. After all, ! Y7 T2 y, E. |% _+ N( v$ B# f. {
happiness is not the only thing in life.
; F7 }$ S2 G! p$ O" T+ i# D; V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* H! \/ n5 ?8 G* K( P, n! uThe wise
4 o5 K/ i% v5 A3 o* u7 A* U* anever marry, And when they marry they become ; ]$ U/ M( X: `6 J7 E# k# |
otherwise.6 j$ J) r" J" X. w8 ]
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: L: U. i! M" w1 O) x: @3 W8 A  a
Success is a relative term. It brings so
1 {' O6 D  p" J6 @( b! [* q8 Q' q/ emany relatives.
! q* W! u) r5 ]# ^: \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: g  l- V/ W" O8 k
Never put off the work till
$ E5 K; S. I" X" b( {0 Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
& X! A  @5 }& V' q4 C3 b2 S+ ~不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 z' F3 {8 r  x2 m8 w9 c+ wLove is $ {  L+ S7 V/ {8 [- c0 P9 C; y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( q2 O& _( d/ T' T/ G, H
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ B7 n( m8 h$ ]0 s/ w) ^9 S% X! jChildren in
) v; C% i& X- m, s/ P3 x. W  mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  k; O/ T5 H9 ^: r- |2 Gchildren.
4 j' y5 l  y8 l4 F4 p/ C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. i  ?) Y) b! _) q0 W" U% h
“Your future depends on your
0 C1 g, Z4 u6 D8 ndreams.” So go to sleep.) c* O# g: D/ Z
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。  [: h$ V. S. b9 l) Z* N
There should be a
- n" ?( R! q# |5 C9 ]' W5 Tbetter way to start a day than waking up every
; E% e- M) _, Lmorning.
% ?# b7 a0 L7 |% f) R0 l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  ~2 N. J  A$ Q$ S) k7 [$ F“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  }, c, W. T& u  t8 {But why take the risk?
  `) W2 m7 y2 i+ l; `- k# E/ f努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, p$ S1 }; k. w/ K8 Z( U
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# J5 V* I7 I8 j" E4 K3 P1 a2 _look at it for hours!
8 H( j4 g2 a8 z4 u$ a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 Z- ~" v8 y3 ?8 m: {9 \God made relatives; Thank God we & u+ a6 w0 {$ Y4 @
can choose our friends.
, W) R4 P" l2 p8 ^神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( ], u4 u' s8 @) w9 d' I+ jWhen two’s
0 ?- d9 \  P- W2 ~2 Mcompany, three’s the result!
1 a; m% F3 u  x& T! E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* t: y) L/ F  v6 W! z. DA dress is like a barbed $ w0 o$ I1 p0 c
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 x. U" q- I, T2 L, p: V7 i/ Wview.: k, v( _( y( s  x2 o+ N
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 k$ Y5 N2 d/ m( @. T2 Z: p/ T3 QThe more you learn, the more you know, 3 h* s6 l9 g. c$ a2 T& W
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 J; \: }6 x! K4 L, O) O0 gThe more you forget, the less you
4 L4 j* _  E+ F( w3 r- dknow. So why bother to learn.
' g9 R+ X) L7 b1 r5 }! B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ `: W  R- b' m8 q9 V$ E! B% [为什么学来着
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