加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
  |+ ^- h0 P: a4 q6 DMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
' s9 R0 R: s& k! f! O9 T0 e; p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
1 Z6 z, @- D  g+ W0 @4 xgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
' l/ R# `6 ]+ |3 \4 }  D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
: N) ^7 ^+ r# @man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
, ~4 _! J2 U3 y, k/ ]  Y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ Q( o# k- p+ V  G* m, CEvery man should marry. After all,
0 q; [; J9 B  W/ o# ]% M) jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 U7 ~! q9 @3 {) w再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# V( G/ y+ |5 X" x8 G/ v8 wThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# o! Q1 d% t. Dmany relatives.
3 _- s$ _0 G1 G) u6 ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
( s3 t* Y7 E( _& E6 wtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- j% H/ Z/ z  }! Y- ^; M- gLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  K4 l6 l: Z% c+ G% X1 M3 Echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 Q" ~3 R+ U9 c2 h3 w1 z“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* [# h2 }1 H, D- R4 {% d! c0 Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
4 R, q# d8 U# f9 T; Cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 T, P7 c3 n. k: WBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
6 W* @" d9 K4 q" S工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 p5 N, [% N. W( ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# e7 @3 ~% f' ?3 t7 w. i9 XWhen two’s
* j) U7 y, T& L. rcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' P- }5 ~- P' ~' B% _( JA dress is like a barbed
+ x0 H+ S& d. x: s3 I8 V: ^3 j* _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
( Z, L8 x' @8 v* }+ [5 ?3 ^6 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 T3 u* X) i' y2 x# i( {) hThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) x" E% U6 ?8 n% d" p$ K为什么学来着