加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
5 s6 B  a) \$ R  HMastercard & Visa.
& b3 y  i5 Y+ o4 V钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; `8 Z, z: j! H: ZOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
0 A& @7 u* p6 v, J3 h+ k* zgirlfriend.
1 z( l' O# _" R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 E" t! c: Q% Pcaught.
2 _* z% e; h0 m) P9 C9 o2 D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# D5 X% ]# D* Y% r& _2 ]/ Ptwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. ~4 d! u$ |/ _& K# e) B! n/ IEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 C# _) U. z, i  W) N) C' F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
1 F" j0 Q, m, V. @8 V- g$ k5 Rotherwise.
9 S5 L3 S; m' F! u1 h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 x7 W' i0 Q, D5 }/ l/ w! ]1 o; zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  @1 C: m7 T( V4 k$ A" k% H; w5 CNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) F" }% R1 J+ s& JLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& v6 z& P6 X, achildren.
& I8 G' B+ C) Y# H, j7 Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ h3 Y0 ?* B3 @2 @  Pdreams.” So go to sleep.
1 e4 n# c0 ]2 E' H“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. j) z( A9 u& O: q7 z/ s“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 I+ ?4 Y$ Q/ v8 _. f: F' dlook at it for hours!
! r. F) q$ I% Y* W. Z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 O0 l; C/ L  n' E% zWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. Q( F  p: s1 Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ s2 _. c' X% E  S- fview.
$ X; g: O3 ]. u8 m8 f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 v6 }/ n2 J1 e8 O( OThe more you forget, the less you
" T5 }# d/ J- g3 x2 tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* m+ C1 n4 \( ~6 i* r为什么学来着