加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
9 K+ g; o) V; [) l" D1 S6 B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- m7 V  i* h4 c: q& Z7 |One should love animals. They are
# b  @: m8 ^5 `1 G& H; f* f2 Oso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 w$ H* J/ E" e) E5 \% V: ogirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
4 R: D0 y. h2 W: m2 y: w1 }! v要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- I, C! G( ?# q' q, Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
6 c9 Y* a9 }( \, V6 ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 J6 ?7 J7 H4 O7 q, b. p+ a: G; @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
6 W4 B- W, V& ^- anever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
; ~( |; i) G$ b  j! x3 c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  Q. S4 a- C* Z$ e8 DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 d! A/ G; s. y, J/ emany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% |! {1 j6 l4 YNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
; o9 w! h& F4 O( W6 [% M; L& R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 N- t# a6 U) m  y1 F爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 T) ]+ s& i9 \Children in
. F" T/ v  c* i* _% w' Y/ c' qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  U8 r( N+ S' x% R% M+ `children.
1 k$ Z. Q3 ?( R  ^" N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ \% U- l2 p9 G/ M5 O. T“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 i  _6 X' Q% n3 z+ J“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 G, m8 p# O0 Y$ bmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 Q% \) b# L+ C4 ?' f  A/ e8 Y3 a; ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
* H9 o8 W  a$ M2 B2 {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
& k0 e# ~. k9 o; \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- G; _% F* y+ j/ P+ g/ e6 YA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ P, E: k! K7 X2 \3 \8 L1 nview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 j& {8 s6 v% A9 Y' dThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 y, s4 X2 W( r* TThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
4 T- A* |2 U7 h+ w* Uknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% M! ]$ z$ E5 c% f# e' F# a为什么学来着