加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
' E( p& Y+ K+ z+ T9 `7 bMastercard & Visa.
, q5 O. ^& u* o% y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
; P$ u4 D' _7 k+ k. R+ p2 y; Tso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 v/ R" _. J: O' J8 iSave water. Shower with your
9 y8 O$ P( A, m* j+ Ygirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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6 d# A" R6 d# M2 @' F3 v要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 N+ t  A1 E& y  Ftwo.
% W! ^, C" }/ O7 F* v$ b每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) `" G7 [' _1 f9 jEvery man should marry. After all,
/ ~0 O0 r  D( ~happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 {* T/ k0 F$ |. n* M3 R" _2 AThe wise
$ p, Y" q4 U( j$ o- T8 _6 V" e; bnever marry, And when they marry they become
% `0 ~0 ^% h' B. Eotherwise.
+ B; r  b" j: t8 {8 v聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( b5 C6 Y7 j% g. F3 x: i6 [, ?8 NSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ u# m( O9 X' `2 m4 F  Rmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 S4 r* T* H  p/ O# E* R+ p" _  ^tomorrow what you can put off today.
, U$ _  t* M, o4 q6 p! O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ R* K. m3 ^% r3 E6 X& `6 Vchildren.
) p6 a- s+ c& p1 y! Q, p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! r8 u7 N  H0 d  `+ D5 ]“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* X5 l& o( W9 E  u“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 n) f) a8 I- a4 E& iThere should be a
  Y4 m1 |) D9 j) U6 a9 s# r7 X, wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
" G) M/ ?* V$ s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- e& w. I$ w+ S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
2 }2 S; n1 |. Z" w- _3 E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) k1 g* [0 K4 E- K. g! ~A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ I# p9 r/ j5 p8 h# ]' ?view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 }+ l6 r! T  P( M' GThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; G& p  {8 x5 c& NThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
+ n3 H. Y! Z5 ~; k$ D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ n; Q9 w3 Z+ E为什么学来着