加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
0 J7 @1 i$ b% z* Tso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" Q/ m) S8 s, E) J& E$ \Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
! V& W2 z$ |9 n0 K/ Q2 l' Ucaught.
  y; L# Q; A! ^1 P+ B4 G( I2 w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 L$ `1 R) K& E% a- W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 Y" v2 Q" g( n; m( X2 xEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 W- u# s, b8 Z; x( VThe wise
$ k/ k- c( t8 G, {' Jnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 B, f4 W9 n/ e0 m& \- D) |) @0 e6 wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
2 P% J- [) K: N: n1 s( }成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% N. t0 _) q* n8 o+ j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 |: a2 G$ A2 ~1 }. s7 kLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ a/ d* F# l; F8 U& x! `children.
  c" s9 p( {! R2 O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 ]0 r! z: L) x4 V- h$ E0 Q( I, s“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 U! B: l- q6 f, M7 `2 ^( D; u1 _“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
( p( u' }" p2 t. P& S+ H9 o& rThere should be a
3 a6 D6 S& A2 Cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
% }+ _! A  I$ ]) c8 |3 |7 \. F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- U! v- `. ]9 L9 Y" j“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
$ I2 C" m6 i  a6 j. T! {! }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 C( o0 s( h$ G& m8 Z3 g8 M8 eGod made relatives; Thank God we
7 m3 R3 u. l9 E. u7 `1 B- Ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 g5 ~2 A+ {' S5 CA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ P. ~- _9 Q8 u* k5 _. [view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# L# x% N& s  j. o9 A% V) vThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
- o! e0 ?1 c0 F! pknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# P$ C7 e- _/ ?0 k为什么学来着