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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ U& D# g4 ]3 |& iMastercard & Visa.5 l7 Z+ r) K' q2 R; W8 ?7 h+ h
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* L. T3 }( @. x' }One should love animals. They are
4 E4 m# f- g9 O" U: l& H2 Aso tasty.
8 p8 `; S0 b6 G" P# b3 R5 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' {& i$ W  Z* i* T' q1 Y
Save water. Shower with your , d# s  p0 K  e3 A
girlfriend.6 d' i" h! D: R! G2 }% d
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。, R1 n$ ]1 g6 P( f$ |! l
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
5 f7 R( m2 B% R2 d* @8 z  Mcaught.# k' x, e/ e! O# X: G
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( I1 P( [0 T5 z( j
Behind every successful man, there is a % _7 g( [' p, g
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 9 y9 S5 Z% k: B4 F
two.
0 i' d" _+ _7 E) `- y8 q! J每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" ?% M/ `0 `5 s$ K7 M. J) {+ kEvery man should marry. After all, 0 q1 t0 ~8 l" j0 s& {
happiness is not the only thing in life.
. O& r' `* V+ x2 {% |! Y2 ^6 J3 L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 P6 s" Q9 }4 a  m: fThe wise
- g9 N7 q6 F& ?4 Mnever marry, And when they marry they become + i# ~/ F3 h- o5 U
otherwise.1 y9 X1 S1 I" f# _
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ z- M9 g7 n7 u1 ~/ fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 k6 n- H' [2 `- I% _( nmany relatives.3 x7 S! J- s8 s0 A; A% W) @
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& h7 [! Y5 g2 V% VNever put off the work till
5 P4 H6 i# d* h8 ztomorrow what you can put off today.  s" N& U1 e& A, o( ^
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% I0 p" E( H. GLove is - I' ~7 C. Z9 W9 k4 y6 O: S
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.' y  h5 t. Q  s0 l8 z
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% r/ v+ U& `( e% |+ kChildren in
+ q9 A9 E/ _3 c' zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 N# N! F  T: ]0 S) ]0 Q' |+ Wchildren.
# W. B3 K1 T6 p, B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! E* P4 V2 X& [% \  ^8 s“Your future depends on your
  T2 t( p! U* Y4 O* ~' ~1 Z: Fdreams.” So go to sleep.8 Y$ {7 ~$ r+ a4 T) D
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。4 k. _8 a2 I! ~- c5 e! e" Y0 ?* M
There should be a
7 J  h0 e- i2 r$ w& Ebetter way to start a day than waking up every ; u9 Z5 L6 p- `' M# K4 Z5 i4 E
morning.
, a% d* }) {) Q( S, k7 W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- q  }: G) Y- `2 t“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 i9 ?5 ^5 ~* m- ~0 TBut why take the risk?
* u$ \3 u6 a0 ]  m9 U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) _3 ]5 m, B: Y- c
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 {, O5 j4 }' ilook at it for hours!
5 H+ G: {' N3 X6 `7 S) @& m工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" A2 s; e8 \& p' `0 kGod made relatives; Thank God we 6 i3 x4 X0 a9 h2 `9 F
can choose our friends.+ H( A) a: m* `) m8 V
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 W1 L& _; B  W9 S& w$ A. |) R' R
When two’s ) ]( _2 I3 x& M7 _
company, three’s the result!
* {$ H! n( \- W  k% }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 f' F* Q+ w; I, m. @9 [
A dress is like a barbed
& m% \$ ]8 V/ V: z( _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) [8 Y, ]/ v0 J1 T% yview.
2 A. E  ], Q, G) V5 x& F( }服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。; c2 v9 L) }4 b7 M) v4 d
The more you learn, the more you know,
. L! `3 A6 a# n' |7 ?/ TThe more you know, the more you forget.# l, u5 M+ ~$ w; B" T$ T3 |
The more you forget, the less you / N! |" Y0 v8 l+ X8 o& x0 `
know. So why bother to learn.' f+ A1 R  Z" y1 B) H5 E4 Q
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 t8 E/ K% f+ J  [; ^6 B- v# O6 N为什么学来着
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