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Money is not everything. There’s ; x. t7 u" ~' P0 J+ B( p. \
Mastercard & Visa.( e5 c( s y s
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* A) B' n. e. T/ e, ^: IOne should love animals. They are
4 `; A3 O. ]0 m" G2 C% cso tasty.. S; S- W' a5 c* x' r: A: A
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。+ \6 F1 m U- }5 ]; b0 y
Save water. Shower with your - m9 ~* A9 m1 L# a& V/ A, T. }) Y
girlfriend.
" V+ k' `5 k. x' a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( e6 k' Y0 Y/ f; X' `6 h$ e
Love the neighbor. But don’t get , |2 m0 P0 k1 M& O
caught.
7 S3 P0 M3 ~+ G$ k, ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ C5 y' `! t4 ?! z
Behind every successful man, there is a
o7 r; t! |% r/ m. Q3 hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * n9 U! Y$ n! R- W3 A, [% {
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 X9 {/ G4 y: K
Every man should marry. After all, 7 g7 f- h* [' D2 m! n2 ?& ^& _- q
happiness is not the only thing in life.& C1 R4 C2 @& O9 ]
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 q2 z' M" e3 }* W9 W
The wise 1 N7 G2 o# u+ ?/ S; C1 R" n6 x7 T. r
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 M+ ]& m: S* X' \$ ~; Totherwise.
& R- f% h( B3 R. m1 Z# U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" z1 w4 l3 e; C9 M& jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
5 H/ p1 q6 F m- y3 k2 [4 D7 K/ Xmany relatives.
* o. u3 D& N1 ?1 h9 Z+ f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. F6 y% j( B jNever put off the work till
1 u' d% \( _' O% {) g: q3 @7 xtomorrow what you can put off today.( i* K* y! n) }! T# [2 l& O
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, L; ~5 E/ `( g+ `4 HLove is 0 P# ^' O5 |; h/ s% t
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.9 Y! r( k3 X4 ^/ [) m
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。$ _8 W1 s. E# n9 \
Children in
5 q3 Q* i2 I |4 U5 h2 ?2 @backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause % m" S ] I& j8 Q0 H: ~% e: ]
children.6 q, o' S, C8 d" j
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ q. y- s# z, f3 D6 y
“Your future depends on your * f+ L1 {3 q2 w7 t2 V
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' y& ^5 K: Z8 y/ k“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
* Q, F7 T* p& V7 i6 U$ @There should be a 6 h4 @7 s y2 R0 s+ h( @, W
better way to start a day than waking up every
3 r& h" o# L3 umorning.
9 ?0 ~" ^5 ?, a6 Y3 s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 H i8 \- F& O5 p- G$ H“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: W6 X1 Z7 t2 `+ B7 TBut why take the risk?
7 G4 Z1 B- g3 V$ C. ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ J' j& @$ I4 p/ \8 n) C9 G6 d' V“Work fascinates me.“ I can $ S8 u+ a) l2 c# U2 O
look at it for hours!
* Q8 j+ X0 N* u! ?+ _# J$ Q; Y9 X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。8 e8 b. b+ W& w Z+ o" Z. l
God made relatives; Thank God we
/ m2 M- c/ W; O5 Ocan choose our friends.
u1 k. I5 F( l, q- C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- E1 G: _1 O4 k1 R6 C& c, Y. Z; D
When two’s
6 y, H1 L( N$ p4 w5 a) gcompany, three’s the result!) a# F+ \1 `, p6 R. M( O8 p2 {; ]
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 Y! @2 L5 I2 U+ R$ LA dress is like a barbed
5 }3 K2 Z: K* q! t& [fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! _$ X9 a$ h( ?# \view.
5 [# T6 V+ ?- U; E, c! S- C) V0 S" ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 m$ G7 C! k2 i! J2 w$ i. sThe more you learn, the more you know, 0 u$ @( Q* h, E4 G) _4 S% t' x2 ?/ Z9 K
The more you know, the more you forget.
9 h$ c& b$ {0 R3 }% p, kThe more you forget, the less you
! h/ A# c0 {9 G5 N0 r& [ Eknow. So why bother to learn.
7 e z4 v* _4 s. L( B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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