加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
3 Z( j0 H6 q  H4 U0 @* r6 m% Z4 P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
; J" g+ R- v" L7 K! {( sso tasty.
' G* k8 D- e/ {" H; s$ [& r# `+ t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 X; Z: C$ V3 H9 }, K6 z# z! ?2 p" _Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ t9 g$ H: k8 p% D. k- Y6 _: V9 d* dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
8 v8 U- B7 c1 D8 X# j9 d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
9 b/ u) {6 s9 ~: ^, m+ @" v% Z0 iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 ?! l6 U2 D, R! m& Z3 ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 Q. n$ }8 l5 t. m8 l& X8 `Every man should marry. After all,
9 P/ O2 c. U6 T/ W% Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
; U. B1 O1 q2 u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! c% d# R% q( I' S: b" y; {- p& R* pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
- L) ]" b( A& p/ T5 z8 x7 i聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* V' b, x* h" cSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' x+ x" O. ^# ]9 {  ZNever put off the work till
  m) e! T2 C+ Itomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ _7 g$ m. Q$ V# Cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" E" u$ h' R1 _: t. X% tChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* w" o/ J, F. p6 w“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 o3 v  I  [$ x. jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( h$ S; E& d4 J3 e9 ^7 u$ b; P0 Glook at it for hours!
0 L4 e) m7 B! B3 Z, I工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' K: E1 ^8 `8 QGod made relatives; Thank God we
% F: t; X3 Z+ k1 i; l7 tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
3 K$ A6 e9 |# G, wcompany, three’s the result!
4 |2 ?5 ~3 e. j两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ I3 C3 e  b: Z! l2 U. v; S  Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
. r& [1 C) m/ f5 l2 y3 E# S( J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
9 B& I8 G4 h6 w0 N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# J2 C7 M$ K# ~* }8 u为什么学来着