加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. K1 j: z, Y4 v4 }0 [; o( QSave water. Shower with your
  z, `  d' V* N3 b4 T8 ngirlfriend.
6 r  t6 n' K4 h/ J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 l+ M: c6 K, T" ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. j- e. Y& E6 i! p/ l( Bcaught.
, g7 e9 n, e1 A+ x) H7 [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! }( c) u7 _+ d" W$ h8 @6 Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. l$ a# F% n8 D& g  Rtwo.
& }& l* ?, {' n  H# M' x每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 t( `! P; w9 m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 G, G9 ]- ^; J7 g* M. XThe wise
: {5 J& M* G$ ?7 h# N. |never marry, And when they marry they become
; n  a2 A4 {. e( Iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 I, d' `: \) @/ d+ O* a: |5 A$ ftomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- p) a# \/ U  pLove is
0 t7 g& c% o; ?photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* z  F( B: o1 V$ N5 }6 U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
; |' K, Y8 ~7 q, ~. q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
( c7 q1 y4 B: ~1 U- ?9 kdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% m1 T- ]) V) A, d1 k, gThere should be a
! k( \( w/ X) g% Xbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
! ^0 }% F7 z" U5 N% |( u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, B* d# K: S6 _# x“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
# l5 {; P7 R  O, `- x" `, \8 H1 J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* f3 K4 D5 l1 M# A  H, a& o3 iGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
3 b+ I: u& [; B1 o; G7 U. \& X& o神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( j# x, c! H- i/ O- Z: a! a: A( s% w9 kWhen two’s
: g6 v0 H" R8 z& m2 \company, three’s the result!
3 O+ E7 W( x" `& K' y/ d两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& E0 {" X+ V% y6 _( v9 bA dress is like a barbed
5 }5 d+ E7 d9 [( b# zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
  }- Y, ]0 ]8 I8 c- S" s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
7 a9 L; z% }* b% u& J7 g6 m. wThe more you know, the more you forget.
0 s8 ]4 i' o7 DThe more you forget, the less you
8 u! ?  C4 |( j% @  @8 q1 f& y! sknow. So why bother to learn.
5 Y1 l, U; C& `% ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着