加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) J$ |0 P0 L, K, d3 B! pMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ U" L2 w/ `, U  l  j) BSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
7 r3 `( H, m) |6 I) z7 s( ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
" i8 }' @( P2 x$ Aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ a/ c5 j, f1 x  f7 ~. Ctwo.
) p( x' i3 j  a" }1 q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# [" c/ e3 Y) X% _5 s" g8 @Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 ^3 v( G+ G& W& x4 e4 {3 g- x" Pmany relatives.
, i8 M/ D; A, |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
4 c' a2 ]) n: M" d" _  ptomorrow what you can put off today.
4 W+ c% [$ f8 @( o4 Q6 q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* |/ {/ C& V& ]  l* m. k) [1 E+ v& d* JChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ {) ^3 y& C! P1 Vchildren.
) ^9 {3 P# d5 I5 {7 Q: i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 W2 _# ]4 t  ?There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. T+ o( T9 D. u) W8 V“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, B1 o, V8 Z# E7 f" H6 qBut why take the risk?
4 u) a/ m5 G& k6 \! J9 l0 O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 P7 I; P. E. g# _5 G, @# q) n“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. A  Q/ ]0 h, V( z2 `2 ?2 @God made relatives; Thank God we
, Z* D3 |8 m: C4 H" y/ _/ \6 tcan choose our friends.
8 \1 B: h) e( R9 C: A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
+ l8 U; ?/ `- |% wcompany, three’s the result!
3 A2 ^7 E. H% g' ]! l" H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ r8 o. @/ ]% ~: E% [) tview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. B# n, i: e3 Y6 MThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 [( k  B6 w1 ~! LThe more you know, the more you forget.
; z; q# [& ^, E* u+ U) T" N4 SThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
9 e. `' C- v. ^3 b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 z! C2 [- ?, R# {. X7 I% C& _. u为什么学来着