加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
/ L# }7 ?3 ?/ Q6 D' \( R- `7 Z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ a9 G, @/ l) H& y# Jso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
3 d- S" |6 m9 A% Y2 I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 l4 E" q2 r5 Z" e  e( I- k9 s0 bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
7 \$ `' \/ {( f! S, Rcaught.
* g+ X' S5 M3 I, \9 M' F5 z" N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" V. \6 i! O# `# M  P- c" ftwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
- j2 A5 s+ l( h/ j% S再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ M; K! B: V6 |' O+ SThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ k) j6 U, B: k  wNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  ~3 w% s! h0 [) [- C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, T; ~; x$ k0 J7 t/ ~& NLove is
: x4 }0 k% Q- r$ D% yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% B/ T( t( C7 G$ jChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
: Y8 y; l$ {) k% b, @# O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 }9 |$ l' ^' f9 [1 y“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# }+ {( u# V' b: ~! m8 G“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 {8 }! Q# f, w9 _. t+ hThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
7 d6 J! B' q2 }* P/ N5 Emorning.
, U3 |7 p8 H8 s" D7 C7 v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" W! T9 Y0 E2 [7 X- q. e“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ f8 w" Z3 \: v  N  Q2 U) v7 `God made relatives; Thank God we
5 O- ?8 q. v5 Z2 E0 A7 Vcan choose our friends.
7 N# V' D; j1 `$ a神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, H- f6 r) {$ @+ m, J7 O) FWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- Q9 }6 [  V1 u+ @- Q2 L) U2 QA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
7 Q; V' q+ h& x% Z: w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
' ^  ^, ]0 B" {6 t, {7 q6 E/ C* l学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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