加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
( L2 w0 S7 X" T. O  O- iMastercard & Visa.
; J: e3 i% `" J# T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
8 K: H0 f& t! X( d0 |. g. ~2 jgirlfriend.
' W& _/ @$ U, C6 i要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) Z$ I' N, [! J" @# R  i! Tcaught.
' [. l, U5 R" g9 K3 L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 Y' S2 P- }: W3 UBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
0 ^& a9 C' j# u9 S. e% Y' K每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ m. a" F3 Z4 L, E  `$ vEvery man should marry. After all,
( f* t. F9 m6 m4 R2 w7 xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
; L) F3 h! d2 j0 V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* x" X7 `- r( l8 iThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
* g+ H' b; O& `otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 v0 [8 B/ m) M: qSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
; ^6 r7 B, R. i' E  Kmany relatives.
! B( s1 H- y  W* f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# P- b5 d) C3 E! a- a6 oNever put off the work till
' `# X! Q$ P/ H4 V( jtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
3 Y) t' j7 J7 u; Qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! ]0 t. R* v& R' F/ o; I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
* e  f! _: Z5 Y, vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
4 E+ H9 z; n. B0 J7 g- p8 O# W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
+ N2 u& ~* Z, j$ M" Z1 k9 O7 L努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ {8 S9 U% x3 ?- k4 q5 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 B2 ]  D& {- r) Ocan choose our friends.
" |( H; T5 q( Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; J* J& j9 i3 z( ?  uWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
& ?- A9 P6 y+ h& |fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# R' L! a7 D2 M3 ]" qview.
3 Q8 d* Z# A7 @3 ^* p* r( ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" n7 ~/ j4 d( Q# [3 c3 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
  ^/ O! `2 f8 X3 zThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着