加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
! P5 ?; ?  H# r, T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
( z; L% e) T( x要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 d+ r6 U; _" m! a* Lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' {+ D7 [! ~& W% Q+ }) M- i( ttwo.
' L) q! P/ s' W" V, ]9 G/ u: {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 v/ M  i& Y" b" q' C0 l3 ?Every man should marry. After all,
1 ~6 v' i$ i6 t! c) p& Fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 Y" t5 @2 r# E- ?The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
6 X" r9 [( A& c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 @2 _; N- E! H# c# wmany relatives.
; g/ N; v5 J6 ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 i+ l2 [8 B6 _2 g8 v4 C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 X0 b4 A" i" Z4 ^Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 F6 _" p2 _: E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: x  T# c  J% W9 |Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 W4 K2 K6 A& d7 H“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* q) F9 z' W# i  p3 [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
/ }. ~- o, U8 ]' u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ t9 u3 X9 Y" T" V. P* V努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 D; F) `5 V. }) _. ]$ P* g2 `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
  M# X" w1 S0 v* Q6 l6 h工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% ?8 z6 t1 w8 M% _: [8 |5 Q" oGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 `- E" ?; X6 Hcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 p' b$ v  `2 @3 Q  V  D4 E2 A: {When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 r1 n* k. H1 T9 i+ lA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
2 B  h" @1 s8 o7 \* m2 J: m服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 H; `9 z- K" QThe more you know, the more you forget.
" T4 k4 k! ?" s! dThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 m% T* W& q2 K8 o为什么学来着