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Money is not everything. There’s ) J' j4 m2 o8 D; w% {6 G o9 B) U) `
Mastercard & Visa.
* Z+ D) X8 T0 n) G; G, i: ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- ]( g2 _) y' {3 B4 J1 A- Y' `
One should love animals. They are ' r9 U* n- L- C0 i
so tasty.
! t+ S# t, s( P每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 s! M9 H; n* \6 T+ o
Save water. Shower with your
2 a" f5 e: h7 |6 s( Kgirlfriend.
) [& y! l# d. q9 }要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( C9 O7 v3 I; x( f: w# g
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
/ q+ e+ m7 Z+ h1 scaught.$ A' _6 J$ f; e( B
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 K P6 F9 a9 [! t/ l
Behind every successful man, there is a 0 `) `6 S' D7 ^9 y4 ^2 q& h X z$ Q
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& V% H# I/ J, z: g7 K6 V# A4 bEvery man should marry. After all, A$ w4 C: f$ O$ T: W& k
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' H5 M* k! k; l7 P" x; d2 R" ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 d! e' X4 m( ~" _3 [
The wise
6 X% F6 E9 J# r7 k# Anever marry, And when they marry they become
$ d1 y- H+ c6 Fotherwise.
4 H. g( q( A. w# F, A7 z' {聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" o; J2 K6 y% o1 q9 j# Z: l, jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 q" H5 I7 _" `* ]; c5 v; ~( qmany relatives.
: n5 s0 r* k( G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. B) V9 T5 X8 X u, O
Never put off the work till
8 E; B- }; F( [& K5 W6 i2 ftomorrow what you can put off today.
+ V' l* j, A: Z% p- [# I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 V9 m9 M. Z7 P/ u rLove is
" }5 [0 C/ T. e; A3 x/ g# \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 v. R% D6 C0 a9 D- b2 A
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 O e* R }8 A! `* \+ ~6 D9 N
Children in
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- |, A8 T& ?5 m0 Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# E* k( S+ u9 E“Your future depends on your - ~8 c6 b& P$ W. E" v o E0 c
dreams.” So go to sleep. o7 U H4 g" b
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 m4 Q) ]& L/ E+ g5 m: M8 hThere should be a
% B7 W( n+ I& Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。+ f. U' i4 K4 V& E6 y
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 e. G4 S4 b1 t. j1 b. \9 y1 xBut why take the risk?: Y$ |7 ]0 Q, I# j9 h! F/ O
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# a! C' T( W, Y+ Y) z F( x* u“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 p& o8 S6 Z# t
look at it for hours!( \1 T1 ^( [& w) G% L7 u
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( I" d9 x* L$ N# t$ N C; oGod made relatives; Thank God we
; o' Q, u' ^* F7 J4 L+ lcan choose our friends.
. z- C. e" b3 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 U% U* x$ X+ f2 J5 J
When two’s 3 L& A. k1 I* i) [/ D$ w
company, three’s the result!
5 y& i8 @! Y) X% n, Z0 K$ T, K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' H. y0 v+ G/ a! w3 z! j# c
A dress is like a barbed
+ I3 t! P' T( v& g" yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the : A9 O" n4 s6 W5 O4 [
view.
0 a$ w& s0 H. ~3 q4 ~: b( H1 n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 C0 K5 f: x' e4 A- OThe more you learn, the more you know,
! U5 _5 o& _ m+ s, B5 ~The more you know, the more you forget.* e8 z: `2 A% Z/ x
The more you forget, the less you
" O" z3 G, D9 j* Y7 g2 Xknow. So why bother to learn.
& c8 p% \1 Z4 v$ w3 L1 l" y: ?& A学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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