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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s - b) S) o3 c6 e. J* `' [3 |3 e- `
Mastercard & Visa.
4 o" t8 t0 h9 l* z) v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。* a: B" W3 \) c0 P4 N
One should love animals. They are : E, @" A! C' \, V1 H/ N/ N
so tasty.
( u- V( V7 ~- t1 V0 l, _3 C" t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 A2 @4 k) i9 M" Y1 _
Save water. Shower with your
& W3 Q! Z* L. B1 r  I# u5 W7 l! G9 Cgirlfriend.- m( N/ `- b; t6 l* I
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" r$ Q0 G6 R0 {3 c) R" nLove the neighbor. But don’t get ) h" ?, X0 E- p+ x6 [
caught.
9 {3 I' ?! @, O: p5 d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。' G4 |- M8 R* n
Behind every successful man, there is a 8 q$ Z3 ]# X; A4 p' w
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & {% Q! [- G4 I. N9 B
two.
( k0 a. Z& G) M- ]' K, `0 {% R; x% i每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 p3 `+ P+ @6 u, y; Z. w# i
Every man should marry. After all, 5 o, N) d5 k- P8 w3 D
happiness is not the only thing in life.! l3 W1 m% }/ p2 a* L% x
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。  _2 o3 v. m9 b! f+ Q/ \6 P4 |
The wise
; X7 R' I: X0 b3 p; m) t) cnever marry, And when they marry they become
( _$ }9 U5 N2 q1 f0 }6 V; z% o* X0 ]otherwise.
" R1 H: D$ u1 f+ k聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* F/ d% f  Q( `3 M" a  |7 hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
/ ]+ y8 i- x9 e7 ~, }1 z2 \9 L$ Mmany relatives.
# z2 R$ u0 b4 K! H8 P) q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 G+ L4 \1 c* M/ }+ d) \! G1 WNever put off the work till - Q/ l& r' H7 Q' Z2 A) r1 S
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 v. B* _+ C5 g! h4 @9 p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。5 h7 |# A9 e4 b  x
Love is
8 e: l3 n$ Y" M3 ^/ gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 k+ ^7 ?! r: @& I, E; d" _# S爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) S1 C* g9 J5 w; @Children in , K: t$ h4 b% I* o+ H2 M9 {! T
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 4 L8 L# K/ f7 k2 @$ Y! t0 @; d
children./ E8 [& P0 N  ?0 L# f& m6 U: X
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. T6 q5 p; p! {' x' ^9 b“Your future depends on your
1 C) ?! {) Z/ ?+ j4 Bdreams.” So go to sleep.
0 q- b9 f+ {. F1 t3 L# }- B“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 K' e  r- P; t( I+ v0 k7 |There should be a / [/ z/ \! s* R6 d
better way to start a day than waking up every # G" @9 `. E  A$ z
morning.2 W. [5 J) z& g8 i" }
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 {2 l: m- O* @' g  _/ u
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  h5 l, a* k# T+ L4 l/ @! bBut why take the risk?
- f* E1 p5 [7 ~; Z8 Z8 c1 U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% _! h! Z7 o, E4 [  b“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% J$ d( x8 D1 Y, d! Y3 Y' Hlook at it for hours!. i( d3 @/ z! J5 Z7 D% f1 Y2 c
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( ], E' F4 S: D( A5 B( gGod made relatives; Thank God we 0 D; I! d# l& a2 @5 I, {. ]
can choose our friends.
+ n0 q9 `0 @3 X+ d神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 f" E7 G* ^' A5 T! zWhen two’s & C& _: H+ U1 `" O$ `
company, three’s the result!1 ?; |6 ~# S' W, e$ K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!0 i, R" D) y3 ~0 h4 V* m# N$ f9 D
A dress is like a barbed
; {# o4 x- u/ e1 q% E4 w, Tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ v( m0 J/ ]- N9 Eview.
! A3 q& B( O: n% s7 T服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 W3 ]4 Z: |: l8 E& rThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 B+ y& e) ~* ~) DThe more you know, the more you forget.  V: [( ]. ]( }( g. ~" \
The more you forget, the less you
% {$ P& |# J2 W  O6 W6 g' }, [know. So why bother to learn.& \2 T( H3 o! k
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 }' ~+ q7 I9 Q2 m& z为什么学来着
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