加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 h; W; Z6 Z0 H, b# ?1 wMastercard & Visa.
2 f( [/ V1 v8 B' Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
0 H* }+ {0 T/ i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
* y  A% q. ^9 W2 |- g! v. u+ G# q) igirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* m7 }2 B6 I* z- B$ a  m0 W& I2 ccaught.
1 Y4 ~- a% v1 K+ p要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 l' C$ F- o5 a1 I6 m0 f/ e7 A再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 [- L8 a$ e+ l. n# EThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. J5 K: Q, s& J2 D5 P2 Totherwise.
* S7 M* {1 I' p- e+ X, I5 y% \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
7 A, j6 T& W4 R( \/ u; kmany relatives.
6 ^5 J- r  F  E+ Z$ `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 a' W2 n2 E  T- ]/ o: U; sNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( z; Y/ q' f% S  P7 N# r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
; W$ T' Z; Y5 M2 b& n+ X5 Hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" R% X5 c1 [, Z" ~. O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 k- ], j* H* Z9 a2 v# g  _dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& ~' U/ ^1 R5 G7 A( c  S  aThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
) o- c* g, K6 s) `6 umorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 t0 B+ {+ I% t4 CBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
8 S2 N" c* w( o4 w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- O4 Q, k' J# }  E8 S: a% {9 eWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: U. f* P; `. yA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) W4 H8 ?6 c9 ?! i. jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
- f6 k$ b. B) y. xThe more you know, the more you forget.
2 P* j6 Z4 X9 _: Q7 C4 nThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' N3 i4 O6 S' P; C+ ?9 _! r为什么学来着