加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
8 M1 k9 }+ R# B( p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
9 Y% q# o( o6 o& b4 R& ?: [# Y% eso tasty.
( z1 g: {7 g# ^0 _& b每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 i# t$ i8 s+ @Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
: B$ [1 J1 S1 H+ E) C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ Z  j9 O4 t' @  F5 i3 wLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
/ W' d6 k2 p! L; |3 @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
7 k0 V$ }. Y+ N1 i8 J7 Y$ }, mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, L+ Y2 A9 u  U* Mtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: C& C' C6 i' F! d, U* Y- vEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 R5 w. |, h7 u  d' i/ _The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
1 w5 [' f1 c1 S5 I" notherwise.
$ N% ~2 ~8 |- d( {+ p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 q4 A; t3 h7 [  q3 fmany relatives.
) D  D# Y8 a3 l; ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# `3 A/ h# |, w8 l) q) V/ p, U2 B  tNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% M! f4 F& \, G( g2 H( \+ c5 q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 I: A& H+ }- A  z+ M# rChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& s4 g7 U0 E' g) U6 k: n% qchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
. z! r7 O. |) |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
; d& |) d1 S1 M7 ?1 ?$ ]better way to start a day than waking up every
) ]4 j  p) [  B7 N- s! [* xmorning.
- N  d6 T# U( _  b. F6 r* f& M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  o7 _3 y" {" OBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) i9 P3 Q/ X, P) T( b" Q; ~7 |“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" U: `' b+ R/ I: }6 g" m& ~look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! A1 Z; F. g9 A! Z' T7 i3 nGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
3 u% @: t5 N7 S* E6 o* |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. Y, |- L3 a) s' D# FA dress is like a barbed
6 Y* o  _0 v0 z3 ^* E' wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 F5 l4 ]4 Q* U0 p: E, C. vview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
, m/ O5 O: h4 P5 H  D1 [) }know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着