加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 f2 X8 c! \1 W* Q0 {. ~) G" ^One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
3 o# ?$ j2 u& C: Q+ K3 ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- O1 m$ v3 H, BLove the neighbor. But don’t get
/ t+ I- {0 w3 S4 v3 fcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 f. z$ Z) x  j. ]6 F8 @, oBehind every successful man, there is a
* ~) ^1 {2 l4 m  rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 J7 e( O5 ?* o; g: jtwo.
. i  K# ^! f  p) W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 J/ B( Y7 Q0 C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
! L6 V3 V  m8 Onever marry, And when they marry they become
# x9 D/ J6 z- Q# [. u& B1 H5 Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! Q" S+ }. x+ z) Nmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
% ~% u  @( Y) C! ^, G9 w( Iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
3 y1 U8 ~; r# K& L9 ]$ `backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
' s4 m- p! L6 m$ i& v( pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
4 E+ d& l  J9 Xmorning.
  f4 S, R  y1 Y9 w应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
, C7 C) u. Q- a  X/ Y" _# n( y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 b5 h  @! n4 Z8 w: Y5 CGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
$ E6 }0 ^. x, G+ \$ W( ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 H4 ?& b# p" U# K. O( q2 F9 @, ZWhen two’s
% a8 M& f/ R0 m  C- {5 M. ocompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 }" X% k4 r7 j" @view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 u" r9 n- M! A8 a9 YThe more you know, the more you forget.
' r6 D. f, U! ^8 C% TThe more you forget, the less you
9 J1 C+ {4 j+ }0 H; N- Yknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! L! n( ^3 r& u3 }* W4 B为什么学来着