加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
, x6 u& I' i* f& Igirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
) H1 V3 W1 C6 ]8 t要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 L3 H  n2 R* z! tBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% B+ J7 ?( D" L) Y  k  }two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- U: w1 F* R4 [+ x/ U' y8 X& z& lThe wise
9 S, @/ Z; t8 w. m* A0 V* ynever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
- d- `5 H" [* p6 ~$ Q" j% O3 Xmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! q( L/ u9 j# }/ HNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( x# ~* t/ g- x( @0 F4 b* E9 i不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# _, G( Y" I! a1 n9 V+ I+ M) Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( h1 u  P) m$ J) D. {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
6 k. [1 n- n) H4 n# c( {! x2 O) Q+ Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) {: Z& ^7 r  q1 c' c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( y$ v4 B, I5 Y* x5 h“Your future depends on your
- ]; }7 y" o# A' {dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 _) [2 @) l# x, g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ C. B  M' V$ ^$ U- [morning.
! h- `7 f0 u& t! ?3 S% s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 P  |; z; m% h, H" I1 f# T- {“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) N$ v1 @1 [3 ZBut why take the risk?
; g$ ~+ Z. _4 W* Z9 i# e% I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ C8 ]" E' B- ~“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
0 ?) a% x; V! q+ h+ u0 g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
8 y0 r) q% G8 n" p5 S) N8 vcompany, three’s the result!
5 {( ]; h9 Z+ w' O2 V9 F$ A两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 Y) n* s- Z# j! N5 a3 `7 FA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
* e2 u. W0 @8 O2 vThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着