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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
+ A! a( c9 ]9 h- Y, A: F7 mMastercard & Visa.% z- J( K  \- [: z. O5 R& e/ X
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 A; L/ q7 _! x# ?) R9 K: e' {  H4 ~One should love animals. They are 5 ^8 U: t' Y3 m
so tasty.
# p- n3 J9 b& g  n0 E) a1 I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。; W4 j6 K9 ?& C) c" j
Save water. Shower with your
* A. C( P' Z) ?. Egirlfriend.; I) ~: c3 D1 U' S. _
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) O1 _' M& [2 s& ILove the neighbor. But don’t get + n* F+ f8 u  J# [; P6 |. i
caught.
% N1 M9 E0 f# |/ {; H' f; a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: t; q6 \  q' Y4 f# w7 mBehind every successful man, there is a
# E; c$ k6 t6 G; ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& [8 @- G( D& M" Q$ ]9 B0 stwo.6 Y% `% }! \4 B9 Z. J1 x, ?. }! F
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ r' E4 d4 ~# U2 I! ^Every man should marry. After all, ; D1 J! H% R2 `3 D
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% Z2 p- N8 c* L6 W& a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! \  L- ^1 O& N1 h8 K3 f* O+ I9 N/ d# \The wise - c, w/ z$ t. w/ U, d5 O" a% b. y$ q
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 _6 T: B' f) W. B8 [4 m; C& z. I' s* hotherwise.' D' o% c. m5 H$ K+ |
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。  `; K% A: D7 k: b5 _0 q% A* c
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: ~9 Z3 g; _" Y5 M% X' Cmany relatives.
. ^( u1 Q' _% s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& B5 P7 Q9 W: [% a+ j- ]Never put off the work till ( Y6 K+ |0 v+ p
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 g% q  T% t" o, Y# K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" e8 r& J6 _' l9 t' j" nLove is
( B$ [+ g3 I" p# Y: bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 }; J8 Z3 w% l( X爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) i* j5 l, k" j8 u
Children in
. x2 E! r/ O5 gbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 3 A- }/ V9 K. F: r% o% u
children.
5 M1 c2 j" x1 I4 N& B. n( u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; R+ M- F6 j1 e; E' `“Your future depends on your / Y& N8 Z" \9 ^5 B, `) V! m$ J* s
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 L/ l$ @6 [# n7 Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( C3 q, x$ V: m8 m9 |  @There should be a
# \1 O5 F+ B. Q7 F  K, E' O! \better way to start a day than waking up every   Y2 j7 ^+ M7 A9 l" _$ d
morning.2 n" \0 i2 }) e: B
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  b& g3 V' H* L; p, `3 J5 p“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " \9 o' n1 ~! l0 S* N, m- J1 L
But why take the risk?( v- c, |, E- Q& i
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. Q4 E% s; k9 Q9 ^6 P
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ( K8 n7 R) e, N6 H, _. S- y
look at it for hours!
5 @0 W3 J: M& s. B5 ?$ D- B工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! i# r* F9 t" s+ z! G$ Y, sGod made relatives; Thank God we 0 p& r: j) c, O
can choose our friends.
* x# F3 m+ V" _. [, V1 U2 @, s神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。1 ~1 N+ G: s+ X3 J' v. u7 B( U
When two’s / D) }0 v3 y2 L' U- o
company, three’s the result!
8 O" e/ R0 b' @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ I6 D0 p  _7 E3 {4 j5 V
A dress is like a barbed $ x7 a. y3 b" l/ y- t0 \+ y. L
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; U7 D8 o! c5 L" q6 \. `+ {view.
) E1 p* y# i8 q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* Y5 Z) u$ H6 m* ^' jThe more you learn, the more you know, 1 m  @" x: S" l' h2 e3 f* `
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 m' B5 N! z% PThe more you forget, the less you - F4 ^$ v" ^' O
know. So why bother to learn.$ K% O* l. }1 I0 p
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, Z+ y$ r, B% ?0 H+ p: Z" p  i8 d为什么学来着
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