加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 b# x9 P- J* _- y$ v3 ~. {so tasty.
+ z  _9 }" B6 W, J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 Q0 L, z) G7 `: S+ [Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; E1 T, p: h1 k; fLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
( p7 b* Q8 Y2 Mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
& P; f8 H& V. k0 P1 K- W. {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
2 a8 ^+ d  ~/ O$ c+ m. r2 znever marry, And when they marry they become
  I( }6 v$ s! {4 T! Yotherwise.
# D6 R9 x' R, x5 f3 K% _' Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: Q  E( @( t( l2 [# X( ?many relatives.
$ Y5 K+ [& L7 o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
7 U- ?, n' S) I6 pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) C- V! \+ S9 [+ b6 f& M! Q: p7 a4 ?后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 B" a( K" Z6 M; x# [“Your future depends on your
  g/ g. n/ s2 a  B0 h1 kdreams.” So go to sleep.
! U) L  W) k: p6 X& J“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ s/ q6 B. m8 y" C0 K7 O$ hThere should be a
- d9 T, s0 ^+ x7 H9 @better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
3 i6 `$ J& R, `, m0 D7 j8 h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 z2 `3 E* S0 b+ n5 m8 R/ r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 A& L# C& Q& q$ k/ Y$ x6 SBut why take the risk?
4 ?+ k7 U' P1 I& [1 n努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# Y& ~( O5 o0 K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' r" y  g8 u/ I$ Y7 d  K) X+ k5 tlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& d# D: u4 r5 bWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
, o6 _4 }3 `; ?; b& Z' R' s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 N! l/ a2 u9 A$ P* z; b: w8 J3 L# QA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 ^" b; r! p" A. O) q5 |+ kThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 K3 G$ W* w& ~. ^  ]0 h- MThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* Z  t: X6 x( X$ [9 Z为什么学来着