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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ' g; \8 X) e5 S
Mastercard & Visa.
8 e+ l+ k3 @0 ~* C5 o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。6 c5 Q9 l& Z* i" \- F- f# h
One should love animals. They are
: [) Q& \' d) l2 zso tasty.
, T, s9 A0 k. |4 d# B! C: I# h每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ {+ d( U- S/ }7 ]) J! L9 C: nSave water. Shower with your
: K+ m: v3 \5 h* f) P# ]girlfriend.0 V9 V* f( P  ^# g2 z' o- x
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' i  Q$ j  ~: _" C( J
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ t+ }2 s/ u2 e3 Z" ]caught.7 i+ l7 R4 f  w2 T& l' T- o6 }* J
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ F, Y: i" D* N1 @: G& e% [
Behind every successful man, there is a
4 p+ e3 f2 A3 r' |7 C. cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- a* n: X2 q2 q$ Xtwo.$ d. P5 x' k4 i: e9 P1 s5 E' {7 G
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 B9 @4 N  ]5 x7 l( `
Every man should marry. After all,
; X' c; p* C$ y3 }5 f$ x( D" Rhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 l3 q8 i: _- k9 w9 k, |# E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' ]! \/ x, O/ Z  W$ n
The wise
1 A2 U2 H$ T1 T- w+ p5 Fnever marry, And when they marry they become
& H; y( d: G  D) I8 v* F2 m7 qotherwise.  t' Y2 Z8 B: l5 \+ W: [2 b7 o
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 H/ P& ^+ ?% B6 C
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 q6 W6 N9 g9 o+ `many relatives.
3 P8 ?" O, I$ P$ u3 r8 O# G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。* @4 y9 u' [: E
Never put off the work till
# c% Q" }8 U- n1 I. t. {) {tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 e5 m+ N+ R# B, ?! n. r, f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' I3 k# E9 [2 p, E% Q3 u( o! tLove is 3 K8 s5 G& x7 g; \3 G" \6 O" F
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.) m; L$ \. L/ b, w( h
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 t  o: Y; T; i# w% i
Children in
/ k7 V' Q! Y+ ~& a8 `! Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  E  ~$ d+ ]' v% T9 j4 nchildren.! S) V( s5 C; W. H& r9 ]9 }
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( k8 z8 a: n& d“Your future depends on your
: D( i* `6 y8 T/ }dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 y5 Z! t% G2 c6 P, P0 V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。( g! T) z2 w7 O7 R
There should be a - }6 @! C. B- _
better way to start a day than waking up every ' w) o! I$ Z! Z( |) j# n$ q# H  s% K4 |
morning.
1 d' e2 b3 z, v8 _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: y/ w5 O0 p" a- B* A1 ]# ^# i“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ' _5 X3 g* s/ H6 ~) ?; g" R* @6 W
But why take the risk?
& h* g8 e) {" x( a5 n# c% u4 N! E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! @, X: \' L) [( h5 m  ^
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 e4 z0 G4 O! {5 K5 O( l# }+ ?- Ulook at it for hours!
. q; Y1 Z0 h: E/ Z. P) O7 |: ~3 f工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, X' g- k% e7 u$ Q* _, o% E* S) t
God made relatives; Thank God we ' `1 s7 g: t+ N, O0 z- ?
can choose our friends.
- t5 O: X& s0 @& K3 e& W$ J7 ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; Y" B+ o' ~* A2 Q7 d, u- n/ u- kWhen two’s % w' W' d8 `/ z
company, three’s the result!
  Y  P. m2 M$ z9 [& ^' e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% h6 ]; ?6 p  aA dress is like a barbed
" ^# u- w) s* zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ E$ b  A8 A0 y0 gview.# a3 M3 m9 E5 S# g1 W- z9 m
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" D$ @/ a- D& }- j. V8 sThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 N% I6 o) c+ x) L9 S+ b: PThe more you know, the more you forget.1 b" W% p6 L: M, ~6 @( J2 h; E0 ]
The more you forget, the less you
0 s+ G! B1 |# w6 r% Rknow. So why bother to learn.: W9 w2 V7 S7 x+ o7 \0 E
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 e; Y& R1 y6 `, p+ n9 T  C为什么学来着
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