加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ A; H9 X+ M# L/ v, B# I8 z7 M  GOne should love animals. They are
6 a3 i" Y# ^( d7 s+ I1 e* pso tasty.
9 ?6 S/ E( [& Z" W. D; e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
/ q3 w8 @' r/ K( M要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" s  V$ v$ }) T5 c2 LLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* I' \/ U# Y8 K  X: YBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
# G9 I' f  d7 o( s0 u' J; Z# w每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
; u  @: ]5 N, ~/ u; N7 jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
% Y7 R! g8 L' `# j' v7 O5 E  B$ h0 `( wotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
4 P9 d& t* M& z4 L; m( F6 ]! v成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
( |" a+ O- i! xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- ^1 g- ~( [' |  ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
# j/ i& Y7 @! F8 ^% Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; v* }, Q5 a8 w/ d  rchildren.
8 C- I* r1 D- ^! Q& W5 l8 |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 M4 l% _( S( R# h+ D7 b7 Z' U) b; D“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( R" a& A4 Z) o4 x6 y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. l+ K" e$ n* N# [$ Z; g* IThere should be a
+ N0 o$ h9 s' Q! C0 Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
: p$ i- i; g5 c5 z4 ]2 b/ F8 V0 z7 |morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ k) c; g3 L" z. O“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ g5 F; }0 w& F# p. e+ ^1 Alook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
- N4 k+ I) n* l+ c8 ^' fcan choose our friends.
% I# y3 H+ P# v) `1 U9 r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
' s9 i/ B3 \9 v* n; ^' }8 ucompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 H1 t7 z+ A, E: g8 P5 l! YA dress is like a barbed
) Q/ ^7 l! L$ h/ Y/ zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! u7 X8 S) K" f6 RThe more you learn, the more you know,
+ N  Z; `5 n( H, u9 J+ VThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
' }  e2 C  C/ ^* R, Y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着