加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
) g- c! r1 u6 t- i. I" }5 u% `( yMastercard & Visa.
; @; v, ]* B# W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
* J% z0 v4 a7 q! o3 Z" t: ~! Qso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 f4 |) H0 F; {  K. xSave water. Shower with your
, H' I3 v! M9 Kgirlfriend.
! c) f2 g# m6 |! l% D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
0 d8 `- A! @* d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
/ K* v# ~; t( t- t, ^: F+ U  P" S/ nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
+ c' h& d) ]/ H* W) v" I" L/ inever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
7 S. u% x! [9 D. l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
5 `2 J$ g( ?9 l+ P1 lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# S7 ~4 A1 s+ ]6 ~8 @- E+ pChildren in
$ z  m' w6 P7 ?2 @" y+ L3 \8 o( ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) ?  n' [: n0 [, \! l6 ~children.
7 c$ S! q/ ^( Z1 \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 c$ i* E2 T6 r  A% b* E! K“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* }2 _. f: O' N, _( ~/ }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
7 z3 j. ]3 a0 Z- ^7 W2 Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
8 U/ _/ c1 W0 e: n6 O. Wmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ h" a- A/ r' ]1 i5 yBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, y" }) b7 j! P+ d; x" i+ Alook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
* P+ j5 ~/ g6 A3 ncan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 v( @+ C. P! L* KWhen two’s
7 g8 N+ r* l% G* Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ b& L0 u# `8 [* I. R4 Z2 }A dress is like a barbed
# x+ P0 e# \3 R# [7 t, @, l6 Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ {3 H, y1 Z  ^' Z, M7 ]7 L* uview.
+ l; n$ Q2 N9 A! R" O& w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
! V: ]( ]$ y3 Q) x, s& jknow. So why bother to learn.
1 V8 h+ k' {0 a2 i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着