加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 Y% H0 ^4 D: lSave water. Shower with your
" @$ a' G# W: Ogirlfriend.
. C  Q. E/ v- b% u要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
# Q0 R& b/ P. l( ?4 X9 m8 icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
  y( f* a; Q9 z" \) OBehind every successful man, there is a
1 ~% l% _% s6 ~( z* Y7 I$ dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
& H" {$ h2 S% d& B* ~6 o- Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( G$ J% H6 m6 N  q9 s4 J& a6 AEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
  L) O* X8 f, r, \再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
. r9 Q, H9 I) @$ ?2 |9 {( gnever marry, And when they marry they become
1 Z) X4 I  S0 ]- F* g/ c6 wotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, r4 o. d0 Z1 n' E+ b. q9 RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
2 U6 V* y- B' G0 Z  p7 v& R& m3 u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 d# e5 N  d& y; T/ ZNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# {, U9 a9 U( e/ P  Vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) V6 J7 _+ v2 i9 j% B爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
/ _; O/ M% b% i5 w" k* t- Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
# @$ g+ o8 L; K  O4 C" v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
( O* L% ]: W+ C8 }dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
1 r  I! W1 S! Cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; Y* Z& {* x: S“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! B, V2 v, l3 w* T7 e8 j$ Y5 Y- Klook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, x; S4 `9 D' L  A: |* hWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, M3 I& j+ p5 y2 A4 xA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 d+ K3 d$ ~* A! m! NThe more you learn, the more you know,
. z6 Z# A. b0 L* Z& b. aThe more you know, the more you forget.
* G8 X& J; g+ v8 iThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, R' r  a: y8 ~+ z; ~为什么学来着