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Money is not everything. There’s
3 e& g5 W' w# C! hMastercard & Visa.
& {) N. W) |# p/ \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 [* }/ r2 E# W/ o) P; i0 u$ SOne should love animals. They are
7 ?& m) Z! w: v8 f3 }" hso tasty.
& U) E! o6 r- I4 S/ t2 q3 J6 S5 h每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, X, P& E6 H$ v1 n" F4 z
Save water. Shower with your % D. D- y/ ]( i' a6 [, }
girlfriend.
: N1 h3 ]2 Y* }5 R, X1 F要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 v* Z& C! [' _0 r
Love the neighbor. But don’t get % I+ ]9 o+ `# ^# ?2 Y* u' l
caught.
8 |4 a$ \" r- q& l* N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; n" W/ Q9 P, W" N R
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 D& p4 P5 H9 F" u1 nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & j5 F+ O5 `% a3 _" b& e
two.3 g. J9 M# @/ z* N
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. k' A8 D9 O5 ^. T' k0 XEvery man should marry. After all, : r8 H( z# B+ s( S) o
happiness is not the only thing in life.+ ?; I* |, o& n9 g* G
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) t% K% r* |* N" x [The wise
( K9 g" L) U7 v1 g7 P8 inever marry, And when they marry they become
+ \4 [3 g Y! P4 N Xotherwise.
, a! J) a! z) @: B3 g' K" a聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& e: d8 h" \$ h4 u! u
Success is a relative term. It brings so ) I; m' D- E+ k, H6 n1 k1 L- X
many relatives.
4 d) z3 d% w- O! C$ J9 z, C' R9 L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# o, g0 a/ k. y6 q
Never put off the work till
* _ j% g* k0 @( |tomorrow what you can put off today.
- K( F. l8 \! g1 |3 S; Z k7 b9 P) k: E不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 l& N- j0 _3 q/ R9 o0 V
Love is % m9 K/ E4 ?7 {% j* ?5 K* J
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( X0 [+ _3 L" Y" Z' I( l爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& p, m _0 J$ p/ e# JChildren in
9 O' y0 Z8 w' p& X5 zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause + i- f+ E I v. b& u
children.2 _7 P r5 s$ ^
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: v. b' Y/ P) s' M8 q3 b5 T
“Your future depends on your & M5 e2 ^ e$ @4 s$ H3 |' Y
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! ~3 ^$ v4 c h1 y8 Z2 H! K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( _" }0 `, S% N7 F! M6 K4 RThere should be a 5 W9 O) k' M4 p/ |7 a/ @8 k8 j
better way to start a day than waking up every 8 O8 e5 ]- o- Q4 \
morning.
5 u# L9 O% ` r* Q# `& Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 h# C3 Z3 M8 u% v' G
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 0 d5 k/ z# n" U. z
But why take the risk?0 ]0 v1 E. g, S8 n- w
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, g$ X$ q. T) Z$ U8 I! C
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- ~6 L$ s& t v* O6 llook at it for hours!
7 t+ B. a- z' K. u$ b) D工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。; O U3 x+ f% m) I$ \
God made relatives; Thank God we
* c: L! v a& T8 j% pcan choose our friends.
4 I0 m0 Q" s( g/ v; N% B神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 S2 `- [; k4 M4 A. g2 ^9 qWhen two’s
4 Z7 P9 n# R* t( t" R6 `; ^3 Y; ccompany, three’s the result!1 C: h* V! v7 N4 X+ p& o( `
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: T0 ?& q* h5 i' G% NA dress is like a barbed
& e. k1 [3 Q% X) efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: s; n& ^5 I* S$ A+ z" A/ tThe more you learn, the more you know,
& R9 Y6 G6 m. P8 gThe more you know, the more you forget. g: U- W+ m0 W" @2 l' n
The more you forget, the less you 3 u# B- I& H, ~5 {6 q3 y
know. So why bother to learn.
% W' J6 z( J9 [! M3 F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 4 t7 Z& J! M0 k, \9 @6 j
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