加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
, o3 ~9 t1 S3 n+ d; [1 j( pMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
- K; \' M2 Q: ^$ A$ ]( h+ \so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 f6 [4 g  ~, GSave water. Shower with your
/ w/ U. |$ q5 S# F7 xgirlfriend.
% j2 n, v" F3 P" X  [, ^. S, h1 j3 p( n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 m: h5 E; R. ~2 F$ s- c2 i1 K! h9 {Behind every successful man, there is a
; h; c7 e& S& O( S4 y' xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
% ^) Z+ @. A2 V9 y  C- I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
% k: F- w& E( D. L/ e, Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, j, x  |% W9 f7 B, tThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
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* t3 N4 e5 F; g6 B' W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 f& y9 {: y2 h% p, ^/ u% RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, @* s0 m( w3 `2 I$ z  b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 k' i1 H1 l8 V+ V/ Y+ B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 i, S+ _3 M3 ?Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* d, E! y4 g. T) l$ }children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
1 J. I& i  w8 ~  V& t0 b3 R  \dreams.” So go to sleep.
" v7 f$ V, T5 I  |8 B5 k: N7 \5 [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
. m5 W+ Z5 N, _* A5 N' s- Xbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
1 D, I! m1 v4 _, X" r2 G+ `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, V8 M& a+ p0 ~努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) C0 J3 `& g3 L/ Y9 R# R9 w3 Z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 M" |, E# p" ]4 \! Q9 L) `look at it for hours!
$ U$ Y. m1 {7 Z/ z3 i. i# ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" e4 ?$ p! x0 t9 I5 OGod made relatives; Thank God we
4 t0 t5 Z, W1 T% Lcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
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4 }& _) y3 b- j3 c6 [6 p两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, @/ D' A  @3 z3 Y6 D) `8 NA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; N$ c0 X" P- w0 Cview.
& T) F7 H' M5 P服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
- t& R6 c: e, `5 jThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着