加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* h' ^, C+ _& L9 [# OMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
- V& \9 A9 ^# p) c/ e7 u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: t, H5 M" \$ s- G0 j4 DSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
3 [- o/ i7 N' o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. g4 Y1 ~! x9 |( C9 `/ ?2 `Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* \% l( k6 n" i2 p1 H/ ZBehind every successful man, there is a
: M) l4 S, h* ?, Y/ X: C, Y( B. Dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 W8 G( \  ]  ~0 D1 {two.
/ Q/ R/ D3 X8 a+ A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; N' @& m0 u( L1 zEvery man should marry. After all,
; o2 H! g0 L# y+ dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) N+ t& _& f2 B. u( [* ~  nmany relatives.
* A- T$ b0 r3 l- C! s* b( f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 G7 ~. Z" [4 P" W; INever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  ^0 k2 P8 w6 l& X& g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ }( X4 V* q2 `& ?1 v7 w5 Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
% j) e  M: n/ S1 x8 x3 O+ Gdreams.” So go to sleep.
( R: i+ W# s+ R5 E6 N! w4 Q“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
9 i" @' j& d- m9 i4 dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
: f' {! i, r# D2 a5 U% cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 Z; v: x9 E1 ?1 h6 m“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ U) m# ?- t% j6 Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! B) N3 C$ U$ g# ]' S8 {3 elook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" R* e" j( q! {God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
0 M! |, S- S5 |" z1 f7 T. E8 m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 w( l# u$ P+ ?2 q+ sWhen two’s
8 V7 m& n1 z& Ycompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 F! B2 Z2 t3 ]& E  ~% o/ Z, [! ]- wA dress is like a barbed
! M  n1 m8 R8 x2 k/ Y; U% }! lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& r/ o, _( B- [view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
  j% B" G1 q  A7 ~! T, Y1 d: t4 y0 eThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! l. N! l8 Y% N) o6 n+ |+ U为什么学来着