加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) W0 k8 S1 g; r' K! M7 |" WMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 d, b0 V) G7 ]* p4 t2 v3 aOne should love animals. They are
0 ]3 [0 @( y* yso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 b2 f1 n# z6 o) pSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 R- [9 @' X& Y6 k9 r3 E3 wLove the neighbor. But don’t get
: O/ E8 t. |' j2 Z* Q' z6 acaught.
; L! c+ Q$ n. x要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 u& b9 ]( ~; r& C# \( {6 @man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% |4 b" W6 Y/ }0 Q% Mtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 C% U6 A7 ?! [2 Z4 dEvery man should marry. After all,
, [9 _/ d7 c; o* xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
1 k1 X+ _+ P# ^; m. a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, p& R* d: [% v' e# AThe wise
0 t) n7 A8 n2 r; m5 Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* d/ _! e' @1 j1 Hmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, b$ k# [/ S3 i1 O2 N$ CNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 `" R5 ~- r$ r7 p$ h) m/ }不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 U* [  ^4 o( n/ w+ i4 K: s3 ~( |( p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
, _/ z' P6 I8 o" n9 [2 H: B1 \0 Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
: {+ H+ E- J% x# E: M! Tchildren.
( r& z# V7 i+ G0 q' F后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( h% p% ^5 g% H+ S* w9 ?" {" C, m2 E# T“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  n" S. o/ w( k# ?6 h, _6 Q7 rThere should be a
9 o6 W6 T0 j$ f. ^! z5 L& ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
6 O) W. [5 A& z9 g9 ?morning.
  h: i: t" w# f8 P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& R3 X# v% S0 n* h' U4 p0 s9 j+ }“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
8 O+ b4 l9 ]% i. ~' c; {. o& A工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
1 ^$ O9 C( e2 @, k4 L3 Fcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' p  j1 W+ ~. H/ zA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
% y) T# E- C; j7 W* l2 L& ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
9 ^; n) d! {! q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着