加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
4 @7 \/ J4 k( ^7 U9 \' ^$ zMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ d. C% l& B6 I  J要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 |* K$ @& H: n- R' Q5 G5 KBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 B& b4 A) `1 Z: _5 Ftwo.
; |. g& o" Z# j6 x每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 b* Z& x# x+ s3 V1 k$ EEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% m" z2 G5 |  q: I1 f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 x) n: B- s, `2 t% qThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
8 Y+ a( V' J( O1 _* o, ~. }" Botherwise.
0 j# _  f5 D& f. O# X' j* l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  U* q6 J6 a7 O8 H: Y/ vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ [9 u) X; T* {" X' i) B/ INever put off the work till
+ S, U  m8 E3 c! b9 d0 |7 Atomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ ~" K7 w5 `4 s( n) o8 dLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ g7 Z( D4 t; e; Z; @4 _( n- E' S8 f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
. [4 \1 U* p6 ^7 Q+ L. Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) j+ E/ B9 ]8 N6 C6 e: dchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& P8 N8 K7 [: r. A“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ O% Y- v( Y5 q/ [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
2 ~* M; g2 N: d# S2 m5 ^. p" |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 ]3 W9 H$ D+ A努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
$ w  u5 }. G$ S* ^1 }“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: T- A" W5 ^' }- \When two’s
% [$ x# I$ s# W( W6 w" {company, three’s the result!
+ j6 K+ z- D8 x! ^! F; u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% u/ s6 D0 D. vA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
+ g/ A+ r/ |# CThe more you forget, the less you
4 p* ]) z( O: z6 X3 H- A+ W- {, N/ Vknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 p1 y1 L$ J0 C) i) h为什么学来着