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Money is not everything. There’s
2 U+ \' J8 P7 |( JMastercard & Visa.
- S& f/ q% `- b3 k' e5 B6 k; R4 ^: j: g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。3 i* V+ u1 Q7 p/ t
One should love animals. They are
4 P. i+ o2 `% Q; D. S7 l" W- T8 cso tasty.
- ?0 ?: ?' I, u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& W! v- J# r0 k0 f5 u7 G# H
Save water. Shower with your
; g' M8 }2 x; |( [# d4 b0 Z% Ugirlfriend.
$ w9 A6 b3 M$ J+ g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, q" D: m6 p, R$ ~' C% N; GLove the neighbor. But don’t get + Z7 s0 L P$ ~6 V/ Q& n
caught., J- O, ]& Z O* L: ^6 P
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, ^# @; W, M% d: l; X; K" _# uBehind every successful man, there is a . d% W; Z. @* N7 B* X! k9 m
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 7 I" O5 L/ F5 }( z
two.
6 f* F6 V, Q5 m' ~: |' _* Y1 Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, q9 c; U1 d) C
Every man should marry. After all,
( z5 t" m: K! B1 Q3 F7 E5 a2 uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
" Z( } f6 A6 L* A/ _7 p! O+ c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ J/ T0 ]0 O7 ^$ X% {3 C2 [" e2 y# h
The wise
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。7 `$ Q- ]4 X F% U& l5 \( k( }3 K
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. o9 x1 P+ P1 J7 a
Never put off the work till 7 R( K# c: |$ p! q* f1 v3 L9 R
tomorrow what you can put off today.
s- \, l, _6 X1 i7 V% s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ o; d7 {. z" ^4 X! q) U2 }Love is
0 }- W6 q. p* Z2 xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ T$ j- s* D8 |8 G: w- J
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 r' N1 _9 M5 F) y$ \1 r“Your future depends on your
; \# a2 v0 H) H& T3 Odreams.” So go to sleep.$ k! y9 l6 L( T7 S9 B. n
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。$ j K, w8 E# E2 c1 y$ Q9 f
There should be a 2 `9 q& @) J& q1 H. \
better way to start a day than waking up every : [6 F2 I4 P; o G& {5 t
morning.
2 s; E5 _4 ]+ ^1 y; S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# B: C1 X( \. R, `% M- \3 N8 K! l“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 A: F8 \4 K8 x! [/ CBut why take the risk?
. Y& s8 i. s% q& L8 u; Z4 z4 |) m努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. i/ V3 ]( e3 U
“Work fascinates me.“ I can : \1 r; N: ~, x! I( S/ K# _
look at it for hours!
/ L& P' g& ?" _1 F; {% `) K+ \. M工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ j' H9 p2 F% L3 b* _
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 P) N) ^1 B7 @5 \can choose our friends.
4 v4 [6 e: ~* c! x4 H神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!: u% @+ d, X1 @" }/ _9 V- B
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!: D% p9 e6 ?* i
A dress is like a barbed & [9 R0 @* b% ?7 {
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# w1 \, ?1 \9 i/ m0 R! A
The more you learn, the more you know,
3 Q# k. T j( ~; bThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ |. b3 ?4 B+ h9 q' G" M% cThe more you forget, the less you ; T# e) g, e; h+ d0 [' q$ z5 u
know. So why bother to learn.
0 |. O# o0 v% e) O0 [学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 8 C: g# W' _1 ]* m& ?( z# i1 I
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