加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ R0 d& t9 w7 [+ F, ~5 n! O5 {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
8 X8 \! z- {( T4 T. zgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 e; V' {$ z# s1 q- dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
4 h( p$ u4 ~4 Q8 d% T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
* d" p9 I5 \+ S9 D) H% ~& j# kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
3 H; A3 r$ j8 N- v' a( O, Wtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
6 b4 h# e' Q$ s1 Q5 m$ b6 ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
2 E8 \$ o, B8 D: U2 ~5 C: T% j7 p% v9 E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 J- I: _  |4 t5 c9 B- aThe wise
5 f! e6 a8 y+ n: M; q2 bnever marry, And when they marry they become
; I/ j3 \2 P: _3 ~- L* M2 Ootherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 y1 l( S7 m. W9 |/ ?$ X0 nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 F: o" _! z1 V; @7 yNever put off the work till
/ s! m, w- F" h- L$ |tomorrow what you can put off today.
; Q: B3 C& i( m, T! I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
; t) ~+ k* {  P0 F% Ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& F) g8 ~9 H- X+ Pchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
9 u1 h' t! c0 V; ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
4 q  \# U3 q+ \1 n- R0 t( M+ pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) w5 x6 y/ \& D“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, e) F7 ~3 z: M3 rBut why take the risk?
: L7 ^7 N/ `( W6 r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
8 S; R5 X! i( @8 J3 Q5 r% ~: r工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 v6 o  r# Q" V& `" m' o4 `God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 j, j/ s. n5 [" n神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 l" |. \/ K% r5 AWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ L+ ?! w& \5 {$ o  b" Y' a' oA dress is like a barbed
7 e" P% u& i# D; c/ B, qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! d- i& u! E* u) N9 z' q6 wThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
! I5 j4 O& @) z: N" [( J$ x: K学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 b* N# b) r8 y9 @; [为什么学来着