加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
8 g  H; T3 v  P1 d9 ]: d4 q0 UMastercard & Visa.
7 M  ]/ ^. S1 K5 }' n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 z) x  K' s! m4 cOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
. k* a7 i5 }% sSave water. Shower with your
& Y& h7 A- t: \girlfriend.
! ]  i! N+ G. a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 V6 b* t6 ^4 J1 [" |+ k( m$ Ncaught.
" L" d; T# f/ G% h4 J$ z' F6 B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. a! I- f/ ^: pBehind every successful man, there is a
: F; V& B; F, [* Q0 ~% I4 f3 |man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
- {: A1 o- }* khappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 t: v* @5 d6 o2 r) L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
( d5 E3 [. r* g/ r, O0 Motherwise.
0 r% Q* x8 o4 T( d& `% ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. f+ g( B, l9 P2 d* w; T( R9 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 e8 H' c0 X9 b, x: |many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
* W! E( a' P  R- b1 U. P! Btomorrow what you can put off today.
% Z. M, I8 d. M不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 V! h. P. \3 Y5 ~3 O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: l7 m$ r& k9 i6 Y' Y+ E& o8 V4 F“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. x$ a- R) ~2 h0 \: U6 k! c4 z) QThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% u, R. I& H# w% ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
2 r# ]. G: E4 C; T& Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" V5 s* A$ m; S- b8 d0 Elook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) p5 i5 w1 B( L0 e+ QGod made relatives; Thank God we
' M& V% M) F! v( Mcan choose our friends.
! w, F( j! |. M7 l! Y; |& \$ ~8 J7 r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
! D8 R' N( \( \8 `company, three’s the result!
, v: _" J% H; k, {7 |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& \" Y2 Y+ S, r, kA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) }( ]3 ?  D" |/ W/ J  i0 d9 E" \view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 q' y- ]/ Q. x. M$ ^3 }The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. K; Z" g; D) s$ g为什么学来着