加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
. S1 ^" i' n2 [' Q9 r# J2 P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
4 v6 O# g9 n. I: R: ~; Kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: E+ R$ `3 L4 K- P9 F5 V. ULove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 d/ U# _5 _+ a) U+ c  X8 ^+ j4 o$ XBehind every successful man, there is a
. a5 I% ]9 q- |( m% }man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
3 N3 l8 H  P; R( [# thappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 w9 Q9 Q: Y4 B% p4 V* o' M( pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
! Q: n' ?4 q; V9 c5 Y+ i- L! O; S- |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 f6 [5 C0 H: G8 @8 e. SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( I5 ]  R( H0 {2 ?9 ~many relatives.
- k. g; D: D0 ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  A8 H; ]0 M+ j6 vNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# x% y: K% W  H9 ~% W爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" Z8 X2 B& n3 j6 c! N8 nChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) @0 L9 {8 q" Bchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 |1 R+ m, w* i0 {7 u) ]( ]“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
- Z6 p" J+ p. G+ Q) uThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' P8 ]9 D% Y, z6 X$ [. a. m“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ S, P+ h1 ?7 W- i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' p5 n: {) P4 c3 H' ylook at it for hours!
; e) i& s  A/ v7 e" x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% L% E' S. [" M) YGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
- E* X8 H9 O  t. `- I( o8 rcompany, three’s the result!
' g1 k0 q6 P% U& S3 b! m两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
4 w7 D) ?1 j' @; t$ d* Q: Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 v' n. C! H  y6 }) o# rThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
# O/ _  d; N! \2 d- a: Y8 S学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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