加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
6 q( r3 g: Q. B$ N  I  ^, L钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: R. m( ?* Z# A5 A1 a5 Z! BOne should love animals. They are
# v- U, r1 J3 R7 K& Nso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
. H0 {/ D# q+ G1 Y+ C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
  q& W; N( E& Fcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 _* T. O) r+ `5 `Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' v) z: r3 I6 s" Wtwo.
0 z0 L) a3 L% W) r9 N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
+ T: G' M7 F' w$ knever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
; m9 {: c1 y! I8 l2 L0 }1 k聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! |  D! x9 k& o+ q% BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
5 P  r( O) R5 z- C5 vmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 C7 l5 J( l) QNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! n" h0 K! w+ q, b# b9 hLove is
" J! X- H1 ~3 hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' @4 _* x3 p6 ^* P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
% B  u: v! X; d2 y6 f) P1 \7 D+ qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
/ ?3 w8 r$ P% L% {- x6 ]后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
! J& l# N$ }, k& K' idreams.” So go to sleep.
! V, B0 o6 u2 X/ ]. Z1 s0 p“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, p% s) d7 R5 f/ O, ^morning.
% P& b0 q) y5 f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 z, C/ A* @) v7 Z1 fBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% A6 w6 I5 q! y7 Q4 G7 Z% a4 A' |look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! @. |" J0 X% S6 jGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
0 {/ C) u' I; N3 H, u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! E9 \: u! r* _# tA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( A2 A+ `! |( @& n1 G' W& F( KThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, ^8 q4 B2 j- q. l$ }* lThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着