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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
# i" R( ~, [2 F, j! H: ^- Z) r# mMastercard & Visa.
. V* y) l8 j1 X* n- n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。1 g: p1 G9 ]8 _3 t" R
One should love animals. They are
' E: g$ D3 H* e3 h, V2 }1 Gso tasty.
, z- e4 n. |- Y" w, o* a每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 o: q$ O" F" s  H% P" o/ y# ?
Save water. Shower with your
8 Q4 o! A/ |* Ngirlfriend.
* C) a6 Z) `8 V- E" ]4 |要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- s8 l- I) U8 y5 FLove the neighbor. But don’t get : F8 A5 Q% O4 ~$ z% [
caught.
. y- [7 a" h( W4 M- H* c% ]& l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。% \; W% {( P' n4 W
Behind every successful man, there is a
% |5 Z# F+ c* ]5 O& G, b$ u5 Nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are - }3 X( X# F7 l, A7 |$ y
two.. C# s% m: S3 U: I4 _$ F' H
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ i7 Y0 d1 H% o4 }+ @Every man should marry. After all, % o. z* H1 c4 T, r/ H  i/ D
happiness is not the only thing in life." U( s9 m. |! c" x0 ?0 J  ~6 |
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。: e1 d# X- G* F" g! W: {* |
The wise + m( y- q+ y" T) q! }1 ~1 ?* M3 y8 t
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 ]1 K! I% U' ?6 xotherwise.
0 w5 A' y1 L0 q3 G8 A0 ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  u; H$ r0 Y' ?' n/ X% c* t) ESuccess is a relative term. It brings so
7 H, K3 [" V2 q# D4 C8 l" ]) y. e! |& }many relatives.* d3 f! a3 }+ [" a3 T
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! ~- C# a5 Z7 O4 Q1 u1 bNever put off the work till 2 H) W/ @, n3 i: w+ B
tomorrow what you can put off today.( I9 r$ ]6 \$ G6 V4 H9 b6 [6 w
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ f8 z0 p$ W: }; N" B( pLove is + ?9 k0 K- g6 Q- E
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) p8 d2 T: S# h1 D- X爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 g& R/ @6 B2 k  F
Children in
0 r4 `; n0 s0 v3 S6 R5 {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 y7 ?0 i9 V9 U0 o( Zchildren.6 r, P  Z' D; Q2 [$ x
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ I7 H* o2 b+ u8 a8 A; Q& D“Your future depends on your % ^* S9 E7 P3 p- A4 R& E, M
dreams.” So go to sleep.
. i7 P( T* Q2 `7 ]+ N; z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。+ R9 l+ f. W4 t$ f2 ~- D
There should be a 6 p; J5 j' H$ }$ a3 \0 V
better way to start a day than waking up every 1 v$ E! {9 E% Z0 Q
morning.
- `# j0 r, o& Q9 q9 g" N! h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。9 D# I: j# M9 K3 w- u) V8 y
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ( r3 F, `( t7 l1 T
But why take the risk?
( a* a4 s7 t9 v) l+ R' f努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 K3 V6 s# }9 J
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ) A) H, y" Y0 @0 S
look at it for hours!
# X8 w8 c! N' f/ A9 k工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。% ?) e' O' Z3 X( u! p
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 K9 R6 o  S) Tcan choose our friends.
' r' u! q6 m5 K' {) k+ {神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 ^5 E) E1 f1 @, e  U' Y6 f" BWhen two’s . i& Q# p9 a# Y/ X0 W$ M+ N) a% }3 N
company, three’s the result!
9 P) Q7 Q) h7 k1 y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 c; O% W; k3 v; f! T  s3 h6 a
A dress is like a barbed
7 {0 M6 D- E* {1 Pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ r2 @6 [  p0 ~5 T" h1 d5 d8 Dview.
7 H, g/ b! h2 @2 F0 @+ c; o9 z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# G4 r2 B5 ^) a+ wThe more you learn, the more you know,   m3 {5 y! o+ ^, y
The more you know, the more you forget." K3 B$ s2 t, H' C* ]; u
The more you forget, the less you
2 r4 G& v0 _+ j5 j6 ~7 ]( Kknow. So why bother to learn., w/ q& O9 b0 H, O
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, * `# i* R5 F! T
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