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Money is not everything. There’s
1 z' W( l% Q# u9 G8 D8 lMastercard & Visa." a3 j8 e" O5 L
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 T: y' M& v: M) O+ W& Q! tOne should love animals. They are
3 V. s6 g/ `$ ]% P* {% Pso tasty.
6 l& a4 \' f" ], U9 W每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; h! z6 d+ [ u3 N e. k% USave water. Shower with your
4 }; ~% J) T2 o! Y' _, sgirlfriend.
7 g) W' z5 a: N+ M要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 p$ D9 B" d% X6 X4 |Love the neighbor. But don’t get : r4 Y1 e9 t4 A: Y& Q8 S- _% k
caught." A! v: N2 Z, w, L3 E4 }9 e
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- n. r, l5 c+ Q1 L; u5 J( q6 ?; ~
Behind every successful man, there is a
+ |& Z6 a/ v ]5 f4 \man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ o2 Z& V1 ~+ t% S3 D# u9 [1 P( W4 \two.
2 {) P0 |. s2 | T$ p6 C# Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。4 C" l4 o. |( J5 R+ U
Every man should marry. After all,
1 y* o! a l* r: A& I, {2 Vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
! q8 M+ }' A0 W1 i再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 T# d0 ~( [% Q1 {$ J/ A5 a8 h
The wise " w7 u, s/ q+ a; A4 {- [
never marry, And when they marry they become
' @! q* B5 M, \" R; O5 v" Eotherwise.
3 d' l3 s$ W' K$ ~ B' q1 S聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 q7 w. U0 g, g: G
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 }/ S2 i! E; v9 V& fmany relatives.
, b" O$ M* j9 n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 x0 v1 Y: a' N1 B
Never put off the work till - f' L) {1 t4 A6 G
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 n1 Q$ I& M( t. L2 _ O# a- E8 N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 _5 e" y5 ?' |9 w2 U* TLove is
1 h7 F* T, b: U+ a' p' h {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 x: ~% R. e& k, [6 ?% N( s: K爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: E- O' @7 F8 }, a3 u* p
Children in 5 b1 s a5 M' [. j2 v# z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause - N3 ]4 E+ S7 E3 N
children., O }/ @8 A- `2 A* P! K5 [! W* H
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# o4 A% p4 ]2 b! O$ E“Your future depends on your 4 l% Z C- j" d; g! o, u. P1 r
dreams.” So go to sleep.. ~; E9 D4 s8 H t
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 i7 m7 d, W+ ]There should be a + I: @% z" q$ M: k
better way to start a day than waking up every . `. i6 F4 k0 C7 E- z$ |8 [
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( @- }# x5 n9 \/ F! c1 b5 U2 p“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ! ~3 ^9 w& J8 I; j0 Z
But why take the risk?% d4 R! ^* q! ]7 L
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# @# ~" P( z9 A9 K _% K+ ]2 X“Work fascinates me.“ I can 4 D) @2 t6 ^ C9 p
look at it for hours!" |" E/ z' Z; Q \) u
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 ]- A( t, o$ |# r. vGod made relatives; Thank God we ( x, r [* ~, R2 D3 H; q
can choose our friends.
' a( B! ~* @8 h* Q4 V" f& L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. ]9 { t8 k- c6 LWhen two’s
) J: A, w y6 ]2 e, Xcompany, three’s the result!" W; |- D6 @- U1 E, u
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% t/ _* U7 r3 M7 a; `4 i2 ]! ?0 i" ~A dress is like a barbed 0 P( i0 m; D- d; x K: \
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the " U0 q- a2 @4 T1 d3 A' d+ _
view.
( ~9 c5 M3 z+ i8 F3 T* k5 L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。2 d5 F7 M. M& w" {6 B8 z
The more you learn, the more you know,
( L+ J0 p3 \- }The more you know, the more you forget.
! s; U) v1 ^6 Z9 V( VThe more you forget, the less you
2 M/ `3 [" i4 u* Z$ eknow. So why bother to learn.' R: e/ _4 j- o9 _& i' n
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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