加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ e2 W$ _/ r1 r% ?Mastercard & Visa.
) M5 j4 A, U5 k/ J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 N9 |. P: R7 B6 c5 ?One should love animals. They are
  F# E' A$ D8 W7 B& Sso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; m$ S$ F+ Z8 N" }* C2 |Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
9 r4 g/ T- E+ e+ Y2 t( Q; jcaught.
/ s& H7 O3 |$ g  a7 r. d; d. l" \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: [# {# ~8 ]2 ~) C3 D9 x- lBehind every successful man, there is a
* B; l# B7 g. q# k! Uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; c9 C- O& J) Y$ y# }2 n1 K6 [two.
1 H6 C  ~/ i0 B5 N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& h( D# I# P9 D# NEvery man should marry. After all,
) s. G, S. ]. |! z5 g0 H- `5 Vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( n# I; G, v# t7 xThe wise
& n4 O! T. R5 N2 z  }& R: ^never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 C5 M; E$ }3 v9 ymany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
* ]/ e5 @# D# n  ~( e! Htomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- ^0 n  e. O1 B% Q2 z  L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: u6 C$ [+ K( N4 ~' L5 eChildren in
5 }9 n: B7 S8 F7 s( R& Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( H+ [8 e' N% c- ~4 Z/ f2 Vchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 w7 ^6 I$ I- i8 l7 idreams.” So go to sleep.
# ^; c, E! C5 l6 ~& \, r( h: Y2 S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 Z8 c) A4 q/ ]% e  l“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
( O& @( H2 s2 `" R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, l# k6 r/ I) C- w$ L( Ulook at it for hours!
0 o4 {- ]  |% w+ h% I  K工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* w" x. c0 C3 y3 }: b. [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
( c* l' x. K2 Y! z7 f  Q& j% @9 jcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
8 V. r, s/ A6 b  H# d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- h6 X# `; v& q% s7 J* L+ ZThe more you learn, the more you know,
, N8 u1 o% f" N+ P5 ?The more you know, the more you forget.
" K  ^5 C( _: ^" ~) q0 Y" HThe more you forget, the less you
: j$ ?7 b! y( r  G! Jknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着