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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 0 x0 D# y% H- L) t
Mastercard & Visa.3 p& Q$ P  R5 ?( w
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。5 H4 B- Z1 E6 W% X2 R
One should love animals. They are
; t% T. o: @; ^, m' Gso tasty.+ \9 T; A) v6 J2 u, L% y  B
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 E# {9 ~1 |( N% [1 p! A# ~" H! O  o5 j) ASave water. Shower with your # q/ I8 s" L+ I; L+ ?
girlfriend.
% B& {9 T. C: r7 J/ y# K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 X4 t6 f2 `* ], \) \$ _* JLove the neighbor. But don’t get
* k# R2 l9 K: D* O& rcaught.% O& w% n% Z% B/ O. y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 l3 Y' `: G2 V+ H. V
Behind every successful man, there is a
* w, ~" ^8 o4 f6 L# l, [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are + P+ I7 h  C. h" h0 g/ ]
two.- a7 b- w+ j( O; X8 s
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 `  @$ B/ V3 g; N5 f: N7 B, jEvery man should marry. After all,
$ I, b9 J; c( d- b0 ~: zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
' z4 X8 v# Z) E. v再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ S( _$ O2 m) v' z
The wise * `4 L" K$ h* ~! A$ v$ s9 \
never marry, And when they marry they become + W2 K. y* Q" O' l3 P
otherwise.
: b' @3 O) Y6 ^+ s聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。* b9 @! l. G& z4 {
Success is a relative term. It brings so ) u# x* |+ h2 ~
many relatives.+ F" c# B( R& O7 U: D" |& h
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. |0 Y4 _" g9 V3 h7 n. K+ GNever put off the work till ! S% A# I" X5 A: B' ?
tomorrow what you can put off today.8 ^5 V6 U2 u# y7 N
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% m! [! B# G0 T' }3 B: H
Love is
+ s+ v! J8 i; Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.4 Y( ]: i6 }7 g2 I) N
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" _6 T/ Z  W- J, k. ^
Children in ) E: }, V! ^+ _
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause   D9 `9 u6 _* u4 r  B
children.
* f6 _8 w1 M% a后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* v6 ?$ D9 o! n% T- i
“Your future depends on your ; r! K( u9 y7 O* [
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  R$ c# ^( Y8 t; p4 [% w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
. b2 G' v8 q3 a4 JThere should be a
" f$ c+ H; ^" Y8 w2 M- J: ^7 Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
# e8 s& _! J2 Rmorning.& s0 ~: ?) Q1 g6 j/ b3 u1 p: _
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" x0 s: S0 _; B/ [: C% Z5 K/ v3 R“Hard work never killed anybody.“ + b: |) ^: @1 [- d! _! z2 U
But why take the risk?
3 F: B/ m' j, W, `- E, @2 g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. r3 }+ m8 V; h5 U/ V
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 p7 C7 @% T1 K" ~) L& clook at it for hours!* |1 ?+ }" i0 G% Q$ L7 Z8 l
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- i% ]; W- C4 W5 t& }0 FGod made relatives; Thank God we ! V. m0 i& W( n0 A
can choose our friends.! y# E0 g& e! E$ }: m; B: V
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* Z1 x# V3 M; H3 \. b9 `
When two’s
7 S! N% P: \9 \2 }7 Q2 rcompany, three’s the result!
$ Z( @* k# \' ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' ?0 x: J* J) l& d) P9 }% |' v5 lA dress is like a barbed
& s- p! X7 r" P& m" S" n8 r( v+ kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 M. t) s: M) k, q$ D4 Sview.
6 E' m; o* P" ?/ H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 y! |  _6 q$ u/ ^9 J6 F9 iThe more you learn, the more you know, ! L/ b7 i( k. o2 r! C
The more you know, the more you forget.  g) M9 J) r7 s; F" |& \
The more you forget, the less you
/ ~( G, [6 K. F: e, p/ ?. ~+ |know. So why bother to learn.
& c6 k4 C! Q5 r/ w/ c学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 2 |( z5 F# f1 R  k  I# L, g
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