加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
4 p: h& B+ |4 L: ]2 C2 T- a) E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) D8 V. U9 c. r) TBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 @- v0 Y, T, r9 b6 {3 ?The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
9 E$ g0 }  Z% {6 Dotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 r% ~3 O5 l' q3 Y0 {3 T: |6 OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
, c% L& s* A: m/ [% j! f% S$ a# b  kmany relatives.
  t/ K1 c2 @8 a4 W( [5 V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 E6 z. ?/ K2 R' s7 a$ j# T. qNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( _6 w* W/ U8 K' X# \Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 l- G9 z7 p, T2 V爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
5 o$ g; g! L# @- |backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 u9 ~7 s7 ?" S9 Hchildren.
5 G  A8 e0 K7 {# J! }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' v9 }' z7 S" f+ J' U( u“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
+ x& ]) ?5 q  x. E* b) j% x# L“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
' [4 z- \* Z/ I( ]* ~  X* \; cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
7 ]4 c: ^1 t7 ]( N0 x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
& J% n3 {" q7 C8 k7 @( U  {can choose our friends.
1 D! e4 `0 j& u# j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
, }5 ?. p" Y) `0 t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, E4 j- N  v* ?+ jA dress is like a barbed
; \5 c  l- P; V+ h, s  hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# ?6 e9 M$ j" w" D* p0 B; M% wview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 m( t* R$ t+ n" f: kThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
9 {9 Y: }! u& J9 Y( }know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着