加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
! Y. s" `  S. k" J9 M& YMastercard & Visa.
0 D9 _. k2 l! T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 _' j, l2 C4 N6 W$ F+ Z, oOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
' l3 ^, f) S* |5 E4 e. {- r要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, l* W% l2 k, A9 s( k; P/ sLove the neighbor. But don’t get
* N4 q8 b" ?' X- m' \caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& K* J: E$ X. ?+ T: E$ r! C' Wtwo.
$ V5 P6 ~1 J5 a- c- f2 H每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 ~7 i( @2 f( W4 A4 r4 T( Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* R) o3 C5 j: u  YThe wise
/ R' ^2 j/ q% e6 knever marry, And when they marry they become
9 {! h8 J/ s" k1 s/ \1 Notherwise.
1 v+ f# |2 q/ G1 H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
! j( {$ C5 A8 t: X  h成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
, c9 y* A3 t- w7 c不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) \7 m* }; ?+ }  Z: fLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) ]6 a& B* L# w8 [$ u; ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
6 ^! t- h9 T: {2 Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
- q' @" x1 y( V8 p2 i“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
( J! y& p, z6 H) F* c* i: Pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
2 \$ O  ?2 D/ t1 k: w- ?2 e2 zmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 A! G( p. i6 K. [7 F+ j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" u. L3 S3 ]. _. z! b“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: e9 w! Y0 `  m: n6 v. Qlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
$ Y- g& O. ?) s9 F4 J: M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& s" _8 q( k6 b( m8 I0 V  CWhen two’s
; [6 e& _) C3 w! C) Mcompany, three’s the result!
3 i8 N% Z- ^6 i" r% b+ o0 g) `* P两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( f9 C! W; |8 |( b4 oA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
  J6 w. G  B* b服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* Z4 ?4 T# |9 m3 }/ |8 TThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 {( w, E6 g3 {+ Y) qThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
" D0 G( M: L7 tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着