加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
( T: R6 @1 `7 D5 @  Q9 V/ OMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% R( R( g1 P$ j6 M; \One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
/ X1 g& s3 l( I' G, J; \0 Y0 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 H1 [2 ?$ I2 l) s. vgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 m3 n/ c' K4 U  RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
) ]3 j* U9 ]% P6 Ucaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' _6 L, |3 Z3 R/ dtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 N" {  Y0 {9 l( ~: L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- k# d0 \+ {, z3 [2 a. K* _! f- m" fThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
8 _) [  a3 I* P: Totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: C9 L3 t4 _7 P2 J/ t2 L2 WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 \* m) ], q' vmany relatives.
9 y6 ?/ C1 ?. K5 f/ x) e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 d& x8 i7 m/ _3 [7 O0 _# {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
4 Y' i! J, d( f5 |0 W* K2 G4 @) wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) |8 T% g; ]$ L* ]' U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ q4 g; T% N1 G( p0 f) lchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# I# P" E. ~1 ?# r! ldreams.” So go to sleep.
( Q# T; Z7 m: n# k8 o$ N, b' H' e“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
3 p4 W7 {5 C- imorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ Q3 u9 J9 o# `. u- g1 F8 I( _look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
( {- r9 w" T) I7 a; M: f( Fcan choose our friends.
* [7 U2 f" r" B- E& A, _+ X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 b' ]8 R5 S1 a$ R8 RWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& Q* [* j+ ^5 m6 I7 y7 HA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 Y4 R- }" X% b4 H/ E7 Dview.
  @9 A( u$ t9 \- ^: L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 C! \0 b' D3 {7 YThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
9 w  w- \/ v* W' hThe more you forget, the less you
" D7 I& W+ ?7 O0 A: b  Rknow. So why bother to learn.
2 H. l" z6 R, s$ g% a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 j: G) z# x4 G! j5 M2 L7 h/ W8 U4 N为什么学来着