加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) r- v6 f( [! U; f0 e+ F8 dMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" S6 Q; r8 V0 q; O; D3 z- }4 CSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  [: J( C, \- u- j  tLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- q2 r7 h" Y/ n7 t) c" d( Vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 S! p+ b0 r8 e3 L& ytwo.
' G& p( ]' \8 M# ?# n2 N3 [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ `6 k) N. [" P/ l( C$ S8 {8 d" Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
! R, u- o- D7 ~. f8 Onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 y- Q+ d& x: |0 e6 Wmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, ?# }3 B: \, }; oNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 l3 e  e4 V% e0 lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
1 X! m$ L, ~, G5 pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
+ v& K/ Y! N: h6 A! B5 ~1 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 f  y% [/ [- K) r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 z8 ^6 R9 y# _5 w% j. Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
( o) z/ |- p$ lmorning.
; c5 r: u* |  Z$ E应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! w* a. m% |( r% i2 ]“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; X8 P6 S% e& c- `6 |: M$ OBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- s6 ^2 E( S3 c! U# O' h“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: `* k1 \, z+ D8 g1 \: tlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
# d+ m2 o2 b) }8 W$ G神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' i1 r8 o7 F( i5 ^1 b  ^When two’s
8 U* L" N- x8 i* s- ~1 z8 @company, three’s the result!
6 Z& E2 v, ]. ~7 F7 @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 O/ T6 t' G" t* Y1 GA dress is like a barbed
0 |, R; o0 T7 m) k0 i# afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 B# ?4 F; W# V5 c1 y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
- P6 W/ e+ o& }# a  a8 |The more you know, the more you forget.
0 }; F) Z# t: s( ZThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着