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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s " N) Y9 B6 y; C9 n) x/ }2 r+ m
Mastercard & Visa.
* w$ s% }, p( M/ {0 w6 H8 Z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) Z0 d, f  j+ d& i1 {$ O" b* EOne should love animals. They are
* g5 C4 i0 x0 y0 h$ _/ Vso tasty.
- i8 Y+ _7 |- d9 D% D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。2 [% u/ j2 p7 ^+ ]3 G( C  ^6 W
Save water. Shower with your
2 j8 \, x* h9 Z6 L: ]- ~; @; \girlfriend.
( q3 L6 ~9 U- X  ]' y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。. L8 c: b8 |+ i! @  G5 d0 |
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ C$ s, J+ X1 \& t9 wBehind every successful man, there is a 3 G4 |) {+ _/ P$ R; O6 J
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 J1 A0 x( i1 V! ?! p' y5 m1 A/ ]two./ u* T& b; p+ ]" S, S' K
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: ~& R* j9 @/ n  GEvery man should marry. After all,
/ R5 N: p. p9 i4 ^* D3 K5 Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 o+ a' L' T- e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; v) u9 n6 n/ k; Y' WThe wise 3 ?% {( r7 w) k6 n" P
never marry, And when they marry they become 6 J, _' ~* ~- V1 M2 j. R: L" ^! b% ^
otherwise.5 u2 Q5 }# y8 z6 b- S. S! g
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。6 t. U2 Y+ E# }' y
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: \6 W# V, @/ j& H8 v& u! hmany relatives.
% @" j# x3 ]' ~; d; M9 z) B( o, w4 y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 A8 w  B) h& I. f0 q* H1 }( C
Never put off the work till 9 A! c* f6 m5 {) y: g
tomorrow what you can put off today.& e( @- l+ |5 y# X  G% T
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ g& R3 H, l2 f2 j2 A0 M" ^  c
Love is
2 @# O9 ~7 x3 U& U2 K- pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.. G2 K3 K; H8 o: M6 ^4 u" T
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。! }3 k% n6 n% G4 K
Children in
* t  b# V8 A4 T. Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * {, q4 j1 y/ B8 C7 t2 ^; y
children.$ v' x  U* X# }" r  `* x- L. Z* L5 ~
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ s& e% W' @3 w2 U9 F* c“Your future depends on your / G* X" [; ~" A+ D6 m; l  y& |
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 ~% L9 G) g8 X“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ z: Z: g( b5 p$ X. E5 g0 h8 QThere should be a / o, v1 n- h! v- @
better way to start a day than waking up every
) f; }1 \. V' m) [4 [' }+ t/ Fmorning.0 p5 {. l" D' v7 E
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ _: z8 ~- @  n“Hard work never killed anybody.“ & B* @% F! Q5 p& y% z% l1 u
But why take the risk?
& m0 @2 C7 P6 f9 D* ^  ]努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% Q- o% ^# \2 M- e+ X1 ~0 b# V7 G“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 T/ E; g) V7 n1 Q; {look at it for hours!+ H4 v( M3 }* b
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# D+ e. ~7 s; n( aGod made relatives; Thank God we 6 E' O; ]8 v2 X, |% Y* m$ R9 M
can choose our friends.
5 o* L* ^- k+ [  g/ R$ S) }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 v* m; A) t( n4 s9 r4 V+ cWhen two’s . R/ H6 u& {3 o1 o" W
company, three’s the result!! V* J, q0 V8 D1 V) @" D$ N
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) X' ?8 ]; t' j/ `A dress is like a barbed % V; I; J3 x0 d0 S& [! X
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 w4 N) J# L/ D1 H3 P" _- U; I" Mview.. T# W: |2 U8 t6 Z2 p: {. I
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 |5 p/ s1 ~' ^. c: g* i  DThe more you learn, the more you know,
" q8 I. |2 f# o: u& ^6 EThe more you know, the more you forget.
! Y) p, O4 r0 Z9 N* X+ }: `+ l6 |% ]The more you forget, the less you
; u( U7 ~2 b4 N- uknow. So why bother to learn.  j) ]+ d- I0 A
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. @7 l6 C4 U9 ?& F$ l5 ]4 A+ g为什么学来着
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