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Money is not everything. There’s
. x; h1 c1 U9 d0 P" D6 h1 z$ iMastercard & Visa.
/ K6 | F& W( b/ g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 n( l0 ]2 u2 {0 |2 h
One should love animals. They are
) Z% i. x+ h* x8 u+ b# l8 x/ ~so tasty.% o& d% Z O8 @9 C, m
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ d8 O1 @4 r e0 r4 Y" S1 ]3 QSave water. Shower with your
! h. V' m5 R. }9 ?" Ogirlfriend.! n6 E( G* c% t2 _" `! P6 n( u- T
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。- H7 w0 o) O3 M
Love the neighbor. But don’t get * C1 J7 A2 G; b" m1 A$ }( K
caught.
9 A8 U4 @* W/ b. E p }# ]( e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! r9 Q# j/ v$ D$ R* TBehind every successful man, there is a # [7 Q7 C' `, ^6 r
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are % j/ ]$ m6 s7 M, j( [# V
two.
% {# {$ M p7 k% m! G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 M# w3 f* k+ X) }8 N1 c+ H- QEvery man should marry. After all,
: c) k' O; G1 L s* Phappiness is not the only thing in life.& i; H. J( p& \% T+ M( d
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) P* X5 |3 Q+ lThe wise ' W6 x/ q! A% V- R3 Q
never marry, And when they marry they become 2 \! d- I& O/ S4 b
otherwise.
% H, r4 X) E8 ]# ~ Z/ j聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 u4 P# \; X7 T+ C: ]7 }& |! USuccess is a relative term. It brings so
9 a/ H9 a, ^/ E9 w4 pmany relatives.
: T4 i) D' V6 w成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
M3 `7 Q5 d/ o3 ~- B6 ENever put off the work till 6 R+ }" u, O4 u5 Y7 x- ]
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 x" H2 C# N- p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。. j7 C: H- ~8 y0 I: p6 m
Love is
" G/ \+ O- O1 C9 P! xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ L0 ?$ \5 Z+ l
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% q! o2 ]8 V( { m6 }! V
Children in 6 S+ m4 |, i }5 \! s3 F2 [. g
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! `7 j, X/ ^' f, r2 e; e' Zchildren.
5 X+ r4 I& \/ o! i0 o# h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。5 @% i8 M0 M- t1 z9 z
“Your future depends on your
" ?) G! W. q7 ~: |$ E1 Sdreams.” So go to sleep.8 k+ d2 V# J) M7 C8 H
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。1 N. z* W( X) L6 E9 r' y6 u, v
There should be a
8 J; ~! f7 n9 Tbetter way to start a day than waking up every + G$ b$ z0 p5 O& D: ?
morning.
$ i# O% C( h( `! J应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 l# H1 ~. @9 o- l+ r
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. f5 j* N% i# x$ b7 C+ C7 l) UBut why take the risk?
1 U6 _7 I% B7 I; O, z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; b' J0 }/ H1 a7 k( c( N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, t0 R) l4 s. G" U5 @; W% [
God made relatives; Thank God we ( i2 A4 V$ _& C5 W4 ^( `- k9 g3 y/ o
can choose our friends.
) X* w6 j# ?' m5 Z' v9 y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! U9 y! c9 E( a! l) z; O- a
When two’s ' J5 u2 f$ @. X0 u
company, three’s the result!
/ Z/ {1 E) X8 V9 g( |; V- ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 w( ~) d( D! H2 ~# a9 H5 @0 `# w
A dress is like a barbed
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view.
, X8 t, W$ r- }# W+ k/ E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* e2 h) V0 h+ J( }; g. vThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 P8 w+ e6 |# nThe more you know, the more you forget.% X+ Y* |8 t T) T; t; ?3 f( }
The more you forget, the less you
9 G# V5 U6 H4 V* ~know. So why bother to learn.
( l% W @. w# v+ E1 m( p, V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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