加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 j0 b6 ~, B, A0 H/ b# c# a0 nMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ f) u1 A% y, n4 m, e4 a7 s每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 O& r# y$ z3 N6 p4 sSave water. Shower with your
" ~! n* g+ Q) K5 m' b# q# Q/ m$ \girlfriend.
$ n7 b2 Q, B& q, W; _$ _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
4 z" ?2 d1 w6 R' _, O' t要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ b& R2 P4 J$ z% {+ ]Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 e1 i0 L4 M6 K+ ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! b, a, n  F' ^8 t; Z3 n4 [Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 b# }& S# e5 ^9 W" V( Y, g; M5 NThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
! Q1 E8 e; U7 o+ @聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" }% T6 s/ J7 r  \! ]5 KLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  A4 c( |- p+ w8 G( tchildren.
' t; X6 ~' |% `$ c% b: T& X后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
  F' d9 B1 d9 ~1 ndreams.” So go to sleep.
  e2 N$ e6 K3 F- Y# E  I  N“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# C6 T+ \- g: \* H) {There should be a
* _# I1 L. S" y( A6 Wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 I$ E. n- J4 ^% V& T# {7 J- H“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' ~0 [% @' V& O. w! nBut why take the risk?
/ X- a7 h+ w3 {% N; \$ u( s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 e( W2 g, J2 Z+ i& mlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 ^& u& p3 z9 ]3 n3 S9 H9 D3 kGod made relatives; Thank God we
( n# q& E! f* T' ~8 T  Fcan choose our friends.
# Q" ~8 l* _) L1 `- O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( j$ ~: o7 ~4 e- [+ \' q( F3 E/ BA dress is like a barbed
. K3 C4 m% `* gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' K3 K& ?5 A4 @5 X; Nview.
. k& X2 U2 w& P! v. S0 X& B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, m# ~" u3 D; f% \6 w) HThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& A  |& E( a) B' I4 W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% o& {% Y. k, L. x$ C: L" j为什么学来着