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Money is not everything. There’s
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ H" }( Q7 z+ H! X5 POne should love animals. They are
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 t ]- V3 Y& n- x. h6 G2 A
Save water. Shower with your
+ s4 F+ S. v/ _( U5 D) P3 C# ogirlfriend.
1 y7 T) A( S- `7 S% I( A/ o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; f' G% w( |3 K% W7 [% {6 _Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 D8 @+ [; x6 S% X8 h4 Y. e, KBehind every successful man, there is a
- W1 P4 y; h ~; v1 V6 wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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$ D! D" ]! i% J每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" L5 {, r' [1 w% y6 r+ tEvery man should marry. After all,
! L" n8 D2 \. \7 j; ]happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 r4 o9 D% Y1 }7 z3 {% ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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never marry, And when they marry they become + @& v+ G# V, K) w: Y- K7 J7 W$ G
otherwise.
/ X0 K0 d9 m+ n3 l- P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 O1 y) w$ Q% [8 v$ j: d
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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; x# u1 _6 I8 G' `' u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ u- H) b: A7 Z) p1 T* @
Never put off the work till
. K! \" z6 @' O, i, S, Ftomorrow what you can put off today.
n7 \% Q1 N; b* Z# w7 }+ r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 S9 j# Z' y8 D) d
Love is * Z4 K6 n; g# n9 l
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., X" ^+ s1 b3 F/ o- B! H' h
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 ~6 z( O/ T0 [/ W) U6 W
Children in 7 o# E! l ?% Y
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。; S c2 a, W+ V! [, D/ p
“Your future depends on your 8 v# ]# V2 p# S# @
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' l4 n- c- }( a9 B“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ @4 L+ X0 b) G0 Z( ^ lThere should be a 2 k/ e3 Q$ M( c2 J9 F" G @
better way to start a day than waking up every ; p" l( f8 o- i. h0 x8 z
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
\" @7 t0 P3 r( x" _“Hard work never killed anybody.“ : E; c5 c! j6 J& \/ E( I: e0 u
But why take the risk?
& e& `$ v- }* w" }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: s1 b& _* S8 b1 e5 X7 c* v+ T1 t
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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: X4 B$ j" m. g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
k$ c+ p! T/ V4 f( O% {God made relatives; Thank God we
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5 |) D! Z, n4 A3 L% }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。) c& }3 t; g7 {& I
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company, three’s the result!
1 \) {3 O: p% L1 t( @) Z$ @9 T+ i: V两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 g5 j7 N# }9 t( u7 t# l: c+ O9 M
A dress is like a barbed - Y3 {8 V' z$ C8 `4 @: G
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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" T# c. M$ S, `5 m3 L9 v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。: s: g* W5 ~* A/ u' p1 b
The more you learn, the more you know, # _9 |# ]# c0 x5 j( Q1 k
The more you know, the more you forget.9 E( U( V1 ~ ]: q
The more you forget, the less you 2 f3 B. w; b+ i# a- I. F6 u
know. So why bother to learn.
+ \- @. T [- s7 O" h$ H' h学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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