加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( m5 m* D8 b( E0 y. h; CSave water. Shower with your
" e' N" [4 t- e- j* K$ d6 Tgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
5 z/ V. m3 w' W. ocaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# ~9 E/ X" m- \" D1 k  f/ dEvery man should marry. After all,
& R. ]% j! l# r1 z. `3 ]6 h) ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
! V; a' k4 B, x  p再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
+ V& E) y4 b" Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ K' a. @. z- m6 @9 Rotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# e, Y- f3 S8 l. I* ?$ ?; A# q) ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
1 g* G+ Q3 p% N, emany relatives.
6 u% N# y* B: j  y! f; L  |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ C* r! b- U# H  p  `; C0 o8 ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' M& \- t5 a5 W# [7 o+ MLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
6 t! @/ N$ x9 n; Y7 T- I2 Jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
6 V! \% J# Q/ H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* `. [( E! M5 B3 }) c- C“Your future depends on your
& T2 @2 e  v6 f+ v1 q& m0 m- Adreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
- B+ e9 U: \( \; ?  o8 bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
, z3 Q: {. J5 s& N应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 Q- ^! {+ L0 T3 x9 G/ g  e“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! |, ~5 e6 Q9 B  x* Q6 ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
; G  R6 Y( D0 q. n8 f+ Q$ ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 t/ N- [4 l3 A; [+ q$ W) p3 s: @When two’s
company, three’s the result!
3 M- B4 ?& x! {5 Q0 N, N- Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- }* n; _# w; Q$ d/ HA dress is like a barbed
/ a* i( ]+ V7 `( L. c! k& Z' ~fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 k4 m  s, ~7 d* _view.
0 C7 [( B( @' C- L9 ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; Q# W( d; Q. A. n1 i! G4 X; J1 eThe more you forget, the less you
( R# ^2 M4 t# e. Z" T/ sknow. So why bother to learn.
* Z0 V$ B0 N% e, ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ z& ]' [! ^% V' h# M; m3 p8 g0 n为什么学来着