加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: a% T( j, {& NMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
% D+ ~" q: y( Pso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* @( u( |) S1 M# o- Q, j) OSave water. Shower with your
8 S2 B" k5 U9 D( Tgirlfriend.
" k% H: A7 S, p8 p要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) z9 V3 m8 C: L- {/ y. ^7 jLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ f% Z( d+ s7 [  Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 t7 Z; c. @/ U4 J( Y9 \* r6 \Behind every successful man, there is a
6 n  {+ s9 z/ q9 Aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 d) K* h7 n' T/ @2 j. o; \& a0 itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 f( e/ J! {* R: bEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 y9 |- V( @, V8 y% O& ?8 t; jThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
$ |. ~: A, A0 E: x; yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ t. n' }4 \( h- vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
+ C4 h+ ]0 Q% L! S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
% P' N" t' r( a. `- g& _: I4 dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 t) k6 y; ^; j& X# AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 t: M4 g0 e+ X* ~- t3 \! \children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# N( k6 l9 r7 I8 n' R+ Gdreams.” So go to sleep.
1 x& \$ H+ D2 x4 L+ b  s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ I6 m+ N" E. Z. z* Z( S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- N6 L7 F% p6 e& p- {; X$ |“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: D8 E  C4 G% f+ ^+ s2 L6 E“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# t0 t8 v8 l1 g9 [$ Ylook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 b  t6 k+ |  q" A( E( F8 rGod made relatives; Thank God we
! N9 y7 L2 o4 wcan choose our friends.
; ^2 Q- e7 p" D$ u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
8 `6 r0 X: T& D+ x; {company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' n$ c" v  s+ P1 l+ T8 s$ ?The more you learn, the more you know,
& }. z1 G6 A1 NThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; y' F9 ?# w5 Cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 \1 Z- e# L- w6 l3 y$ i为什么学来着