加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
& L. H  ]" j% p" H" eMastercard & Visa.
' A8 E, u3 O6 N! r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
$ q. X3 T0 a% B! m; v: Pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! F9 Q# p; y2 i. U* b* y0 P0 o- I! o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* u6 a( L1 d  w! l, a- S% U0 q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
, b6 E. p- `; vnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 j( c! c2 i: `; p- W" XSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
7 n2 W" q5 ~2 a2 E+ ?6 f3 j5 p) pmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: ]. R5 ^- u9 [! I  y% A- ENever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) m& V! m- t& ?4 F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, Z) o; r6 Q7 W& nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
1 g  Z5 _5 u% L$ `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  F3 w  C% e- k“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 n+ [+ D0 \$ r: ZThere should be a
) z0 W; G$ {2 Q" \2 L* w% z7 d3 w* [better way to start a day than waking up every
+ A( G1 H: t8 ^0 b0 i# _0 amorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: {/ ^+ \! o+ A7 p3 |“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
! d" U6 ~/ U: i* ?( D( V9 F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
, b. j, ?  u  t, D工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 \, y* ~; ?2 w. fGod made relatives; Thank God we
( v$ K1 ^5 X: r- ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& q/ [2 {' _8 N# w$ tWhen two’s
4 C- ~1 s" s6 ?" T" icompany, three’s the result!
( a6 t8 Q2 ~6 C  H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- N) L- T6 M8 iA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 b7 }1 [3 [: P+ m6 z6 e6 rview.
' z$ j. T3 Q& t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) H8 ]  T8 z8 ?  k- N5 `The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# |& p& q" l/ J/ X& z! O# DThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
; a6 [; _& q% V6 I7 N为什么学来着