加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# _, _1 ]$ d; S7 @# f8 ZOne should love animals. They are
  \5 K" V5 c- H. fso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ y7 b* F3 ?9 K- ABehind every successful man, there is a
2 [) L  p9 ~. \8 pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; A5 u/ l+ C8 e5 G3 Q' q; `! \$ gtwo.
6 \9 }! T  T* I( u$ [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
7 G" a4 ~! ]+ r8 J' N' w1 VEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* q  G6 @+ Y, x4 S' }% @never marry, And when they marry they become
# y. q, B. v1 G5 |4 d; Sotherwise.
( O' p* w/ d  k1 ~( M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 @# ]0 K% {6 ]9 T8 g6 o. X; s- [Success is a relative term. It brings so
  ~) f# a  N$ S( F8 hmany relatives.
  p+ R; y8 D, U/ e$ s# ]3 i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
+ e3 q8 {+ }" L6 X; w; ^Never put off the work till
6 O) j, h$ m. ]; a1 utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ Y7 |- S, D3 o" P! G( gLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) z& F+ V# s3 G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
& _2 y/ w, e" D3 B* L) u# Bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
6 l, P7 _1 D# c& Z- y2 c! f) E- e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
. O1 x$ T5 Y. _- J* N) qdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% o! V# o5 G; k2 Y  T- Y4 jbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
' i# Z. l4 n; U9 I# @, ~$ _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& h5 c. T8 c7 V7 z6 Z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
; f3 c, P8 X2 f8 H) i: v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 M  y* F& k6 W* x“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
8 c" I, \. }2 ~/ y( E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
5 q# T7 J/ U7 p: Z+ H% d% `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ T' J. Q5 e" ~. g, h- u  U0 Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ H8 H9 z' ?; y, f$ sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
9 ?9 q7 i/ q0 r' [0 ~The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
/ j' Q( G) t. z% C: Vknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着