加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
+ x6 l* C' m  U- }5 jso tasty.
. U  @" E+ i+ [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
0 R. ~7 T4 L2 S+ I5 L; Xgirlfriend.
8 A* z6 ~+ A$ T/ O0 ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% m/ O" K9 d; h0 X5 |: A% Q; FLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
# ^+ C& \5 S/ r) a% `) _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; w; q4 _7 c1 I: B4 gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) u! L5 ]9 }0 J! r( Q5 b2 @) ~two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 f( W5 L% ]% P2 Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 w! C5 s/ L4 \0 L, U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 s& c3 Y  a9 BThe wise
8 i$ ]6 U3 q6 F, o; l$ E% g; Xnever marry, And when they marry they become
! s/ h+ o. s# Z7 ]  t9 k! W. Fotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ i9 t; t+ \5 w; I' q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- d5 g( w  a6 cLove is
* V: p% g0 O. A1 Cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 @' ^9 @* |/ g, K: q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 D9 x- q/ u+ T9 _+ y7 U7 b1 HChildren in
6 K. B( m. H6 d. I# J* o' Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
" J% g! S& k3 L% P4 a3 {后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, Z6 g5 J' o5 R' {“Your future depends on your
  o- ~0 Z6 B& H5 f0 O0 x+ m0 [dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' c; Y" I) P4 l- T! _; `  ^There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
: T2 u! V! y8 I3 n0 o$ M- H工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  j0 v1 x- T2 V# B0 m8 J) J, p" a; hGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, G& K3 @) g3 \1 V# j/ m/ O( OWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
) f' \6 a% N" B, ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ G# Y5 \( N% z' qview.
8 V% B5 @! U4 q6 s$ p, M服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 e$ [/ i2 U7 h; n8 W: QThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 ?5 C& t* ]3 |$ C$ R1 Z3 I为什么学来着