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Money is not everything. There’s
2 q c/ y+ `& B) Y# J q1 _Mastercard & Visa.0 D! S- V- C% _$ _
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ k" }. N* V3 D4 NOne should love animals. They are 1 a8 k# I0 Q1 \3 ~' a
so tasty.
l: y: m2 J' G _& l每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) \" U! g9 w& Q7 N1 f
Save water. Shower with your
- i! R/ W0 A X* h+ sgirlfriend.
6 Z) G/ I( L e6 a* L0 W8 O- W% t$ C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, x1 X$ Q, [0 z& I1 K0 a+ W& pLove the neighbor. But don’t get & J* M. M- N, i0 m
caught.
, t5 C' ?* O1 w: O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) O& ^) K6 t1 H8 n
Behind every successful man, there is a
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ c. E9 b1 v! M: V) y; s! R( D. N8 g
Every man should marry. After all, ; w, I. g: C3 O; E# q4 \: ?4 ]. D
happiness is not the only thing in life.
# l6 ]9 @, m- [* x( l. t( V" y( g再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. a5 z5 B2 U% Y0 sThe wise ! b: q! [ a ?
never marry, And when they marry they become
; Y' }9 ]0 t' y+ R' ?6 H7 ~: d" eotherwise.
& Q7 s' l/ O* G' [& x- q' l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, B. B2 T# Y2 X5 ]/ nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 ~- @# N7 m, ^- |, f
Never put off the work till
/ c0 F9 o0 Y6 b; ~3 N3 T% X* N5 ktomorrow what you can put off today.
2 R) L6 z* l) G9 ]. v8 |6 o不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! W6 h% f* S, Q5 c% |) u% s
Love is
5 o+ h6 `+ _0 j7 @0 E, yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 Y$ a: g, o9 a. q5 d) Y0 X5 `) H- V爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" E9 w( ^) v' AChildren in 6 W `( Q9 a$ F& a' U6 |2 h
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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- }( W; g5 j# @: e7 t6 O$ k后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 G$ U o/ m J8 `“Your future depends on your 2 x9 x! T7 F% j I9 Y* l1 E% e
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: `6 M; D" W _! @* R4 U4 I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 u- J0 S: G; k" e FThere should be a
. x! D" y+ S. | obetter way to start a day than waking up every 7 j6 j8 U' ~8 K7 \2 y
morning.) B9 y$ [4 j; p# S5 ^
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 k; O: f2 ], E( G“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 1 n- j, i$ f9 N( D: [% L% I6 z
But why take the risk?
6 A- u9 I9 a: L2 o+ N7 h- ]- \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 M5 k+ x0 z- | k“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) ]0 W) s5 ^" I
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 @0 |( }* X; @$ u) qcan choose our friends.
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When two’s
+ ^% w' h# d9 h9 ]! Ecompany, three’s the result!$ E0 w" r+ [+ }3 n# | @
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; ]9 I! r. k4 Q/ S! MA dress is like a barbed 6 W9 H! ~+ K8 u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( X% W& i' k; S+ s' j! J% r
view.
6 `3 h2 }0 u; G5 s$ p t, ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% u' W6 q H0 D1 u. g0 g* sThe more you learn, the more you know, , Z; a* A, y! e9 }" T- ?
The more you know, the more you forget.
h! ?- g1 S/ ?/ b, N( Y/ S; m, D$ vThe more you forget, the less you
4 G2 A" p) d" t. V8 Y: wknow. So why bother to learn.1 W; I) X: W/ K7 v
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , c! d. k+ ]1 P0 |: z
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