加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
- B% ^. B0 X* E$ L4 o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
, j* |* o/ h& n每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' z  S* h: j, |, L7 n' R- ESave water. Shower with your
5 t& s3 V  {% m4 e2 ~" p  ~& b  Tgirlfriend.
& x8 B8 `+ X/ G要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
4 A, Q; G7 o/ u- Acaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 I2 W3 q1 O  q! c5 {Behind every successful man, there is a
# W: J, m, h$ `/ _man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# M$ c6 \! Q1 K! b  ]0 f: d) w/ C4 _two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ u# A+ Y8 R0 R" Y6 x0 fEvery man should marry. After all,
5 N% B9 X/ ?" {- q  ihappiness is not the only thing in life.
; n. F' G7 Y5 t- Q9 g再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* H: o: V9 n9 Z0 _( y- n2 r, a" VThe wise
! u9 V# U4 O" j& Q% O; r% qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
7 `* w* g" g' S! O8 h2 K6 X% B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; n) ?0 N5 G8 h! x( q0 ^6 [4 iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
; {, g8 \* B5 `1 m9 c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 K4 z# j+ v5 v, m' h( q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 C0 g0 H9 h( I7 {2 ~1 VLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) u: s) b; D1 W/ ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: `2 F% Z9 ?$ g“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 R; A/ ^- U9 k2 n4 D+ f“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. d- ]! Y# V/ n& H7 ^' g2 q9 ]. lThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
1 ^% Z, p$ b0 Wmorning.
5 D2 s6 z' j3 Z/ S) v9 I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# p  r) P* \* h7 z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
1 ], u# Y' W% ?3 W% K努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* y, D) o5 E  H7 {- G* V“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: v" z! Z: x3 I- Ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 D1 A1 K, x/ q1 e2 acan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. r5 ~3 ?- s& A4 jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' ]+ ~+ E8 N. k0 C& VThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
: k  t: t! n( S  w; iThe more you forget, the less you
8 |. P7 M, {% U9 L0 ~6 u0 f0 }know. So why bother to learn.
5 ^& t! t: l7 P* X9 ~学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着