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Money is not everything. There’s
f0 U6 t) `, C) DMastercard & Visa./ W( f4 w2 X- y8 s5 b+ u" n& l
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% g! G8 w) B9 Y: X5 m. jOne should love animals. They are # V3 U; T& ?0 e
so tasty.
5 l$ I) d; b; p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: N$ Q" t: P) A" E( ]- G
Save water. Shower with your
! B$ `) X3 m" w, J: T: { `- Mgirlfriend.
6 o& O% [) [+ K5 E+ s; I6 J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。- H+ g0 h/ z" E9 e
Love the neighbor. But don’t get $ I# P k! i* o& j
caught.
* d( T- Q6 O- s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% L- V+ f+ h& k9 aBehind every successful man, there is a 3 V& Y% A2 E" j1 C! X* D
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ) B/ l7 W( R8 K) L. a
two.# w3 F+ p4 u9 V0 c2 c8 k
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; H0 Y% L" ~; D. t/ I0 `Every man should marry. After all, ! G o) s2 }$ b, m. A; D
happiness is not the only thing in life.
I2 @6 o4 j) P$ s0 z2 ?+ ?9 x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: o8 |( `! |, B7 z: t+ q' bThe wise
& C; d) K8 `, T s) M( k5 f5 b5 mnever marry, And when they marry they become , u) ^( q9 _3 L: I$ n9 j* c, A
otherwise.6 u2 D9 B+ ~: p6 Q8 L
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 z, D; w7 A$ i3 [Success is a relative term. It brings so 4 I4 M. b8 e# w
many relatives.) t2 E7 Z6 T( p% w' W7 u: Y
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% ~. S$ W b: c6 s5 h1 p& s7 r
Never put off the work till 0 k# |- K6 v1 _- C
tomorrow what you can put off today.: R: @ f `" o9 K
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- }. s* v/ V3 m4 T5 K! k6 `: TLove is
& J; S7 V( R7 gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: H% O: I) s/ i5 P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。$ W, }6 R/ d# m+ B1 W \! H/ Z
Children in
0 I3 b% @3 d: m- ^backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" P3 U0 d/ Y& z6 X! {. H7 |children.
2 f5 B5 L% P( ?) j' o0 q( `. E- S2 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. E f. n0 V. X1 J6 E/ V
“Your future depends on your
: t+ w+ i- D2 Q# Udreams.” So go to sleep.
5 V% s; v: Z1 Y$ u9 W" u, i- E“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- }! J/ S# M& \$ @+ x$ `1 X0 y3 ?7 j+ D
There should be a " P6 Z+ r7 u. I+ f5 Q
better way to start a day than waking up every ( c1 q0 r& i8 N
morning.
: L5 x# J& H; g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! J$ v9 [% Y5 s( s; A0 e# E8 q“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 3 I0 |& {4 T5 f- i, ^$ h
But why take the risk?
0 G1 ^& T) O9 H4 {努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, Y) w6 c3 Q. [8 {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# c2 u$ k! Z/ [4 i! g4 \look at it for hours!
- _4 k/ \# J4 g; S( A* R2 ^* {4 X7 [工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 V6 k7 O8 H" N- [God made relatives; Thank God we
+ {# K( z7 p% ican choose our friends.
/ }+ P) Q# t! y7 i5 U+ w1 d) m) T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 c* Q# p1 `6 x0 }4 i7 |) O4 y/ jWhen two’s ! s2 C' a; ?4 v f) ]- x; M* c
company, three’s the result!
$ N2 A4 _# M* b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 E& w- d$ t4 P2 F8 O
A dress is like a barbed
% A4 E' @) R4 `# Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 5 U* e% [; @* v9 \, B
view.7 `; _, H7 B6 v. T$ v9 ~0 f
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' @, x# m0 H( w5 R2 xThe more you learn, the more you know,
) O: s. q* J9 q- h% J! fThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 Y' E) u1 o, w7 ^( d* c/ I# E: I* IThe more you forget, the less you : u" V2 r2 C) H/ I! ~
know. So why bother to learn.3 V& Q) @6 r- R$ ~- M
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, / [& e- P$ W4 h5 w( W2 N, I$ m
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