加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
& W$ [7 K8 X. p) `# [Mastercard & Visa.
. _$ S7 o' w) t5 L) Z% j0 ]( j0 n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! H( n. g1 V; `! wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 ~7 V2 w2 {) @9 ygirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( u: U4 i% E+ iLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
% ?7 ?0 H3 F* c& N4 x& v! Z6 M" m# sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 {7 O( E' B2 }6 U! Y7 u$ Q' l8 w# ctwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 m- \6 c9 w- n" Y' X, _/ b再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 D* K6 z! U7 W; EThe wise
; ?% @2 N1 V, m: Y  fnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
6 p1 |9 K% z9 ?% E( }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
) q3 H2 W) R" Q7 H% G# @" f! Fmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" ?- x  f! s) }, m0 [3 _Never put off the work till
/ l' w, d* R" ^- b. l6 etomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* p. y$ ?" |1 Y8 Q& w- R3 {4 ^- x7 ELove is
, w$ D6 o8 K, t, E. @; u  rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* k3 O' N% s. {5 V- Z- {Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 `1 B. B/ ]* X$ Q' Achildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ H2 r  Z* {" N8 i“Your future depends on your
) d5 a7 o5 z$ l$ ^* W: ]dreams.” So go to sleep.
. a3 _, Z/ l& c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
/ ^8 J- @* y. U! h+ ~better way to start a day than waking up every
7 t  j1 n7 t; M7 j1 @morning.
1 u! s  w: C0 Z, d4 Q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ b% S* D9 c8 B3 v6 s4 }5 W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 ?# J7 v9 b8 {2 l" e2 ]But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' u6 v( @' A# v/ W/ R2 [  d% p" @look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
  t( P/ h/ |: T2 }3 R神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: b) n% w# p3 e3 Y9 D. eWhen two’s
  C% @5 C, i8 B) g2 W8 o  `  ]company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
0 f; ^; d+ Y0 y2 l- x% p; O7 _The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
! G6 Z2 L6 r, Z+ Q# q+ T1 N5 Uknow. So why bother to learn.
2 r' r0 C+ t( b$ R. i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着