加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
4 @# I) V/ X, Y* V9 U3 E! k" r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ n1 f* z$ l: jso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 m( c; l' f) g3 a7 ]( ELove the neighbor. But don’t get
& G, J8 `; x7 E, o3 d5 A, Icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 h, a' _1 d. u, stwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 P/ z9 j2 p" x' J再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
  g* X/ N% v5 @7 l: ^many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 Q- H! F# i: J7 e" H* \  w5 }不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 x9 _2 g3 P% ]' M6 Q9 o  q7 `0 bLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 h! R8 p, q8 T) `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ d: @* X+ d/ V! b) Abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
1 G& @* [3 W. s$ g( K! u# Jdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
; {/ N% \9 {6 O2 cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 ~- I5 ]; R% i; ~3 `But why take the risk?
  G$ h9 Z; @) J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% _5 N0 \' j& e4 n* _look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ O, ^* }5 _1 cWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! V) ^1 _3 c4 O( y  ~The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 v$ B% W8 Y4 z/ ~/ s为什么学来着