加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ b, H+ }0 y" X4 X- H- O) Fso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
6 u6 O- z0 W8 c: D6 U/ Q: D, sgirlfriend.
4 z' C& H; [, l: z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# A1 k8 X$ @) r2 ~/ n# ]9 ALove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
4 L$ b4 M% p. @3 }* d7 H# X% U$ G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" U! C& C+ @! e; L8 p/ BBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
: a/ l" o# r' ]9 a' ihappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; r. x- @, f" o) B& Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
  t8 ~& k! w! W! u3 W0 V1 Rotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
  V/ R% N3 z1 n3 s. j( T7 o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! q. \4 M. q& Q% G$ q5 oNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ I# O- i$ p) Y% x2 B' g+ G) l4 ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ J" c5 N3 u* P  r+ tLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( ^' A0 V4 L5 Q. ~; @9 ?' ^Children in
2 n+ h& z. x! O. B3 `; O8 `' @backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ h  @- m! h2 h4 R( |& A- E) {“Your future depends on your
( X4 F8 `% W1 p7 m: b; [& pdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
: Q3 b1 F% q. i9 L% Cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
! D1 D$ t6 w" ]: I2 b6 J- i& ]努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) q) E* J; ]3 H, K+ ^! t2 Llook at it for hours!
  f/ l! D& w" e6 z9 p2 |工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
3 E. }* }- v. g$ g/ a& k神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
: m$ Q' c; c: J' z; p两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
% x6 H# M6 V8 Y7 K* X) @) z4 G8 _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' A9 L' C# m# n/ b% mThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 D7 Z& A& b- o4 V5 F! O8 }  R- ]The more you know, the more you forget.
/ \+ ?0 S/ |$ c& P) m2 ?5 |9 \( w9 PThe more you forget, the less you
" R& G. P( v- }- C0 Eknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# {3 S# x, ]) Q为什么学来着