加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
- o4 X5 q3 s- ~5 E4 k. _/ u, n% B( F钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: `. W  x0 ^* F* I' j) BOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
6 z' _# ^2 S1 A) Q1 mgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 Y2 s5 N+ Z% T0 k& VLove the neighbor. But don’t get
2 ~& i. |( o6 bcaught.
. f9 Z, U# q, d5 R* D3 Q  Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( q) ~. E+ C- n( @Behind every successful man, there is a
: y+ N3 B9 ^! M' f* j& B9 h5 Rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ W4 \- W" |* ~& @! K1 j) P$ B再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
  y% C& d4 J$ ~3 X6 a, y! Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
* @8 A  s2 ]) m4 ^: Ootherwise.
7 `2 t0 c8 T! v) F5 d/ W1 l# M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 P! o% T* ]1 _9 Y+ v1 ~+ Y1 |; aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% r( [- o) R* H$ d: U; t8 X+ cNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 o6 v* i7 E& M# O3 w! U" r1 F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
. Q( m  Y6 s, H! }/ Kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 w2 [! s, p/ I2 D5 z, |$ O; B爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# X4 p" [& z9 U3 X' H5 V( v8 wChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ }2 N" W7 ?9 O3 l' T8 ]There should be a
- }1 Y+ t5 r7 ]" R' q1 ?better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
# g8 a+ j/ k% x: K# n0 I  m应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 {' P. T" O' A( c; y5 l“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. N7 V+ _' K  U+ l: iBut why take the risk?
! v" B: l! s* W努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
. X% ~7 r! t$ Y. ]1 j工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% o6 _& T% `$ `# g3 A0 Q& X5 fGod made relatives; Thank God we
% p5 ]8 b) k% K6 v7 ^# L/ fcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
9 k& l8 V) j* T. g8 s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 T1 I3 M3 Q+ v( ?; ?A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
* `. l  p' B' n5 A/ S7 ]; gThe more you know, the more you forget.
" o1 O+ ?! T  uThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
0 U0 U0 W' q8 y2 u- u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着