加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
6 k1 @9 D# ^9 ~& j' q7 i5 wMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
+ F4 H  p4 t+ D; N5 Tso tasty.
* n; A9 T& d' ?1 ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 J& Y* o, F# J; d! O5 ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 D- P/ V- F# Q# ^& f# E, P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 E9 M$ w5 y  Q" t4 NBehind every successful man, there is a
' d( M% I9 M' [# @man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" s" c- Z' q/ `) qtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( }2 w1 ^7 g  n& _6 LEvery man should marry. After all,
: V% ^- F0 m  [happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
; L  r0 W/ e5 @聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 W( z: E9 |- ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
* F3 b0 N* b  V+ `! n  v成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, _  n2 j4 [( Q) |Never put off the work till
! x3 d+ ~0 @* `% c2 mtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
/ H- r+ |3 Q) \7 _backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
& p# @7 D7 a7 ?# i; U后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
& S8 C$ J; }4 j- W" Xdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
" x% M6 `0 U& J; }better way to start a day than waking up every
! x+ L, p: A3 b! S; v2 Umorning.
8 E5 v" g! n2 |' h4 W* o应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ z3 v' ~. ^  Z& t" S“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, `8 C/ f, l, P- m, VBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 r: \* ^: U: j, J% x“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 M( }; D( T3 {, ]God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: J& I7 ?) V/ h7 d7 Q5 yWhen two’s
7 _3 ]" x; k9 o9 _8 scompany, three’s the result!
6 D  c& M* C% k6 s' H- J1 ?& [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 `4 s7 F9 ]+ G% }+ k$ q- u5 UA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# n; X) G. b/ V3 u8 }9 f  Jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ ~- f% x) s4 s% |, aThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
' n. i  l* m/ UThe more you forget, the less you
2 M8 ]4 ]! H! J0 _1 ~5 uknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着