加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# X% B+ I: `3 q4 o3 n6 o+ OMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 N7 A/ l/ t4 ~: p1 b" ?One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
( a$ o) @' S  @% p6 }5 Mgirlfriend.
! N3 r# u5 c7 r0 f- [要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ J! x+ D, r2 n4 cLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 h  w) {/ F, H9 i& U! Ktwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( o4 h  ]* U. d. P. l1 pEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 d$ x7 c1 Y8 t/ W$ }) W2 L: u* }The wise
0 x3 K3 s; P  T. d/ B: P, \never marry, And when they marry they become
  N( {5 n8 l. [+ {4 F0 X" z! {otherwise.
) l- z" @7 z6 }- K9 \7 E2 ]* n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* F. }3 q! d7 S) H2 ^6 U8 P8 mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
4 i" t( ~. U4 W" Qtomorrow what you can put off today.
  j: g, F4 E8 D! Y2 q1 s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 M( n6 Q8 L; u0 j! G2 kLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% p" V- _+ W+ {3 H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ K8 J" E+ u$ P% f/ ?: @+ b9 f( }Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% q, K0 W6 M' I7 b, ?children.
% |; I! x1 w% w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* z7 l5 ^' F* N; y“Your future depends on your
2 v% f" {& ~, l  F2 Ddreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 i$ E3 t4 g! }) O, B应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# H2 i8 e: N# H“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# _! t1 L) E( O, P# Y3 H, plook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- y$ ]2 m0 e& i# M, H+ OWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
0 P0 P" u9 s8 qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
) ]! z4 _7 X) b+ ?  {服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
) n; ^5 b7 L# |5 P/ Y4 LThe more you forget, the less you
; Y* x  O- \9 c2 V  ?2 aknow. So why bother to learn.
) m9 R* q/ y4 \  X学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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