加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
$ {1 H4 r" u6 E7 }* E) c( @钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ V+ K8 Y% a& B/ oOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# z) ?/ S# U( I/ V5 K: p' X4 R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
! y7 L7 L1 a& w' wgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% k+ y* ?; U9 f0 x* y& C9 Z/ qLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 R# A6 Z5 `# f6 {7 w, F% e8 fcaught.
9 W8 i; t; t; c4 R2 I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 j/ V" |+ M: I8 }two.
" k" T1 d! s! h0 @+ ~, G! O( e; T每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
* w4 K, z% }, l2 D. X/ ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 Y* ?  P' J; g/ i5 J再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
5 L4 H; ]# k% Mnever marry, And when they marry they become
: K/ y1 v! t: V6 w& v% H! `6 T% |otherwise.
2 t! a( a9 h3 Q) }# M9 q+ Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
6 a2 y: Z0 J& i. u) h成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
, Q  N( q, D; b- _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
! I$ ?6 |" E0 X  c( B9 Fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ c5 e2 V5 D, Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. q/ c- u+ V* @9 Fchildren.
5 ~  E- A& S2 k2 j! b' M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# E! H( y9 n& E4 @dreams.” So go to sleep.
; E9 }% T5 c6 D4 h, e8 k7 f“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
* ]) J6 H, t1 k" ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
( `0 \; F  @5 P2 q+ |/ z9 i4 r应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 N  E$ e2 h) t' [' j/ uBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ p  B6 }8 Y3 Y4 F5 ycan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( {! P7 j1 j5 d8 `When two’s
3 p5 C) ]3 V  L2 W% E/ v% ~company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 j' l* y; y+ u0 Y2 m1 OA dress is like a barbed
0 }& ]$ L: v2 ~9 U8 ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' u* `: M1 k! ]2 P+ O5 Sview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
: i1 T' N  p2 d8 pThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
3 s' ], s, m  B! F5 z2 z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着