加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
, x7 X3 |, S* W; t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
( \4 g4 `; k3 S7 u. \3 eso tasty.
9 d. v  c4 W7 f2 N( X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ c7 q. U# C$ v  Y/ r& qSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ \5 i3 T% f$ m2 Q, MLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; K5 y1 c& }: s' X9 ]" n( j/ Xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, i- P  f+ r& j2 {two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
4 [6 O+ o9 M5 H6 b; d5 Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
6 ]5 [! v! E) N6 m$ A再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
( a3 e* Z( @2 }! R9 |never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
3 o0 S, V( ^: @2 Y1 W* j# b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 x% t0 l- O4 D! o3 z9 YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 f. h2 o4 d" J) [8 ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
6 y  R4 Z; F# k4 c) D: Bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- i  o' `% c8 {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
; {" P: p. V2 ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 Q$ _! _/ X3 v7 p5 m$ Echildren.
! L' k& c# z. Z' ~' U3 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
$ O0 @  h0 V- a! Odreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 {9 t$ n9 c9 M3 eThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& ?% ~- m' A+ `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ g. H/ J$ s2 V+ u& z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
6 v) n- `9 o: }7 i4 y4 o% _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
+ W# V" Y! q) e% F: y: _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" X6 _( z5 @, X: i8 S4 o" H4 V, }God made relatives; Thank God we
+ o$ i/ j; s: Z1 a8 `+ k3 {) Zcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ h: x  w% t0 ~# v/ MWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
* V1 J) h; W$ W8 S& a4 Y% V服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' T2 o8 M6 P% y& L! |3 l: Z% r! dThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
- N  K3 \% Q4 t* X6 W$ Iknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着