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Money is not everything. There’s 8 b7 n5 s# J0 Y7 Y9 w: D
Mastercard & Visa.0 N/ f1 G: |$ C+ n
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
]& z! T; k) r2 ~. Q- COne should love animals. They are ' P* {) ^: t) @! g+ p4 L2 y5 ?- d
so tasty.0 A, m2 f( T9 ~4 |' {) c7 w
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 d8 x+ t/ _1 j3 K6 L' V- d6 |Save water. Shower with your ( A9 d, ]. P$ H2 t' K+ R
girlfriend.
+ g& d4 i6 w8 E( F' o: ^/ J0 N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% r1 q6 p' w; o' ~ `. s# |Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) ~0 C: T4 F+ t( Q H8 n8 G [caught.
) Y, z+ E: o8 t0 z2 Q2 r |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: ]- D& z* F HBehind every successful man, there is a
; y: `3 g! m% R0 z5 Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are " s4 }8 R+ I' f8 p# `! s, r
two.
& @7 X8 ?( A/ h. w+ l8 q6 I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. y" s+ O6 q" i5 G$ o7 q( r0 kEvery man should marry. After all, 1 E8 |, X! q2 h) \
happiness is not the only thing in life.! o3 Q+ ~, N9 w& q4 z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* \ g1 m \8 ~+ b( I* J6 ?The wise
! \" Y& ?2 y) W. ~# B9 n6 onever marry, And when they marry they become + M* d* n7 r! k L$ }# U' {3 j
otherwise.
* ?3 G+ H, U7 f. s2 S聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ S2 e( Q/ X( v, U& J* I- `' uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
& |5 M2 O1 g3 a# K3 y3 p0 tmany relatives.
5 {: F' C9 N8 p" p6 U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。- ?' ?7 K2 [! j8 [9 Y/ j4 D
Never put off the work till
( n% N0 P5 k0 B2 y& l4 N3 m1 Wtomorrow what you can put off today.: n8 r8 ~8 h. z0 Z2 b
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# D" v. L( l) O2 I
Love is & F% U* f$ K0 [ X; \
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 _6 I: g) V: w" l$ b b& R7 `; X, r爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. \% e, h: g% \Children in : R. n o+ x8 N" f
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * Z4 C. I* D" r6 k6 q
children.
" w1 A; H7 p7 Y8 I, q5 M, i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 D$ A! U9 _" e( p" `
“Your future depends on your 4 K/ t7 M ]- Z7 I7 x: H' @
dreams.” So go to sleep.2 ^" K! a* b0 Y1 l( Q/ o
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" g7 X, C+ b/ e" O# n( l) T$ n
There should be a
2 F2 _: d& _. d' jbetter way to start a day than waking up every
7 o; m! L( Y& jmorning.
3 [$ j& P2 h, M" k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ x1 P" R% q7 ~! v5 @“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) J3 F) y8 |6 G% o( h n) o6 |3 xBut why take the risk?% x! N9 T) c0 G
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; K4 w1 x# s- K, @+ B“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% p; W$ ]7 O( |5 q; p ylook at it for hours!' G) e+ H' b5 q$ S! E
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 u5 x) t7 A! I0 f, K2 @% u4 u& gGod made relatives; Thank God we " q. c% Z# c1 @" J; n# K
can choose our friends.: |, D) P% K9 j6 _2 W; c# Z% P% j$ D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' O3 A0 y2 s; A: \When two’s 7 F4 p6 k: N* h+ m6 v
company, three’s the result!* U8 }- P& z; ]
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) [7 e0 K$ I; a: _& O; ?A dress is like a barbed - p! j% l- a- G
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the $ e% t8 ?( \4 U# n7 G3 _
view." Z# o6 j, ^7 r- B
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 V' z K1 N8 n$ D0 pThe more you learn, the more you know, 2 O" w+ _& h! k8 H
The more you know, the more you forget.$ x# |, S T; t2 O1 x
The more you forget, the less you
' I/ N, ` Y$ j* p1 c( Mknow. So why bother to learn.
% q: Y! I, R) b5 l4 O, \学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& }, W. i7 c& v3 ~" ^* }6 M% n2 A: z为什么学来着 |
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