加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
" V, c, L. `7 ?. z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% \$ \. z& J1 K# R+ [! YSave water. Shower with your
+ @& \, R0 k7 u! egirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
3 M1 P9 j. J8 f6 l: q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- Y6 U0 A, U# v* {# `, `Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
6 ~5 L- Y6 b! T: i7 W, j每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( A% |' N9 D6 ]% d- X4 S+ K7 N' ]Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 ^, v( [8 t: q; g0 votherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
; A* v$ ]! o% {& l4 n' q2 N. W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ {! C5 I* l+ \+ w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
5 u  l  p- p3 w: e: sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ [0 ~% u3 k  u) C, z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ e0 G- i+ u3 I, wchildren.
$ f5 ]5 Q0 g( A$ C8 O: M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 U1 x' ]: f( K% obetter way to start a day than waking up every
) A- {( d2 a/ ^7 k0 S( Ymorning.
4 X& K& w( I% o6 O; L5 p应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. w/ }0 R/ R, O' F; Y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# C9 L  H( @; D+ N& m; N3 f) TBut why take the risk?
' f* u1 G5 E, x7 e7 E) c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 J5 a7 S8 D) _6 E, y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 n# n* h+ k# ]! z, d+ d2 O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, X% l- Q0 m7 T4 Q( |When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* N  v+ a5 W- u5 B0 FA dress is like a barbed
5 {2 g/ |/ H& M" q, [fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% x. I' Z2 R- A% t. V* g  R, `# cview.
$ B, s# c& C) ?1 B+ z  o* m7 ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% |  m/ F( u% f& X% I5 ~7 ~know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 F" T$ y2 }) P) t为什么学来着