加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! g. _1 L9 }! y5 k: Fso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, a8 g* d1 ]- e0 k, q  rLove the neighbor. But don’t get
. k% P# |* Y9 p. f. N5 L4 zcaught.
, _' _* p% ?4 c: ^8 l+ q# H. J要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 }  o1 O4 X2 N& F  l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
& ]4 W7 D8 Y7 ^+ `never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 U8 X$ A0 S1 A  B$ aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
' n2 H1 n( t" {4 U, Y) [成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! D3 G! Q- A) t5 U" n* ]Never put off the work till
# T: T/ M  \( h8 U  Wtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
) N+ p0 \+ n; M! Kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
3 x, i# X2 h3 Y6 }$ B% jdreams.” So go to sleep.
9 |+ h  a0 r! B8 G0 c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 b5 l8 B) \# e5 o8 {. VThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 `, S6 C' j- t! p. umorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 L9 g0 t9 _/ h% v, {But why take the risk?
5 E$ N  w% ~. B努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" @( E5 v+ O; P& K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  k# a6 i# c/ @look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
+ X& ^( d/ U" D) K: S% ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! e: U" G2 r/ X! S- S3 T  WWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
6 n+ J2 a# ^/ I, [5 q7 s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% z: |, r/ ^: V/ x. g" m4 n% V0 g1 pA dress is like a barbed
7 T: v* `: s0 K" J% W" A6 tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 G% c( A/ F0 _. C8 n9 t# _view.
6 s! W, J/ l, a4 H" X. y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
( r1 H9 I1 S& T0 a4 P( L% UThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
2 T' \2 f) D9 @/ R  o4 r6 N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 ?0 `0 c+ y0 \: [2 J9 @为什么学来着