加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
) u8 H$ Z( n! f2 C钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" M+ c! S3 ]$ K2 U5 v5 ~One should love animals. They are
4 {6 B3 a; a# F7 S  o5 V' x0 kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! `. \* d  V7 J3 fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
8 d* }4 p  T/ |. V每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 E5 K* F( d2 S0 `8 AEvery man should marry. After all,
- r2 p7 t2 ?5 n) i& N9 w' ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" g- \5 R( y% p2 X; |8 BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
' I8 s, G0 C& n5 W% g) g' Q2 ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 i8 Q/ C0 V! qNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 ^. A% f( h+ }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 W; i, D2 E6 W; y; \7 F6 @; zChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
$ b4 V, x& z4 s1 ?后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 q7 E+ w% ?- I0 g2 S, y- @# j“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 v! W2 X9 F5 b8 g3 H3 k( VThere should be a
9 X) F1 P- \/ U; Rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
1 Q7 }; O/ c/ z% E, |morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 ~, I, d7 Z; t3 ]* t) N' o“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
" F4 T$ W$ Y+ Y" gcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
3 C1 t% U+ p/ z  W! }5 f$ J两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 \( j; \% _/ b/ qA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 D) u( L: U$ |) p3 v( n2 l" Z# @The more you learn, the more you know,
, q4 @0 c, M- W' FThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* h5 {+ x1 b- l3 p; t2 V为什么学来着