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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
; a9 D/ d! }- U4 R# n9 W1 PMastercard & Visa.
. s5 \& p  p9 P5 T, I# ?& D. Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 M( J6 t& R4 Y/ E6 tOne should love animals. They are   s& b0 W9 {" C# \, ?! ~+ ?
so tasty.5 g4 F/ L$ Z% ~, w5 x
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" ]! O, R1 ]9 fSave water. Shower with your
1 A; e- `9 U% V3 V% }girlfriend.1 p; |. j  D. ]
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; C  ^  o- v9 }0 b1 C& P+ a; n
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' z* K1 m3 S& acaught.
- Y, {! h/ G! j3 K. Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- A2 a+ w% k: s- BBehind every successful man, there is a
8 i/ p: f4 u9 A. h3 p8 u% Cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 Z0 [( \9 `: e: G$ R3 {1 Gtwo.
; H2 ^7 o. ~' Z- K+ J& f每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ N/ u! K: k! v( bEvery man should marry. After all,
0 \% z. q' `3 k8 f: uhappiness is not the only thing in life.; ], C( ^& O4 ~
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 h2 k* v, v3 y8 E! dThe wise
+ ?& G  f5 P! J0 T/ ?never marry, And when they marry they become 3 N# A. [% }( q, s1 R* W
otherwise.' [5 Z$ ?) B# o
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。7 ]$ B* C: x: o% y4 O  U* G; ?
Success is a relative term. It brings so 6 Z) x+ @& Y1 s( q, z
many relatives.
+ q4 o( @9 C$ E: ]) N7 O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 e6 ~0 |6 g4 Y3 g' MNever put off the work till
( [) N6 A- o' w8 btomorrow what you can put off today.. n' g# f' p$ K, j( f9 q! f$ E
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 w& U+ T, u& j$ l8 e
Love is
$ ^# d# o8 K$ |  d0 p' e7 y; ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.! U3 S( [" N; D$ R3 ~# K6 H
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 ~7 h. Q2 {. ]( oChildren in
) M2 `5 z9 I0 {+ z7 n8 ]. dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 o3 N- h. Y& ?% a# X& F# ychildren.
: q+ o; n2 d- ]1 T: t3 ~* `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 n2 L& s- ?/ G, Q8 j0 t" U4 r
“Your future depends on your
( v% g8 P$ l5 Z4 d5 _( g$ idreams.” So go to sleep.0 l6 C5 b8 f6 h4 z8 Z* P* b, J. I2 S
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 `7 A8 N( s% W( f2 n/ MThere should be a 3 q. h9 _: H2 d8 l
better way to start a day than waking up every
7 o! K; E$ }3 b, s3 k6 G9 O* b6 ?morning.
6 N7 \% J6 C) z" k- L; V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* \& _  P7 j9 [
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 [& b. @1 f/ _3 S: ?% r1 KBut why take the risk?( |" v# v5 B0 F$ W( i- }
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 |" Q$ R" N: j( U5 r% c
“Work fascinates me.“ I can # y* q, ?  _' H
look at it for hours!
+ s" |) C/ x+ @7 Y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 o5 I! ^5 [& `" eGod made relatives; Thank God we : g$ ^+ E5 `( x  g
can choose our friends.& h. o" a; d" `
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ ]- l4 }( o* C; i2 x
When two’s 0 s9 `- y" W) K" Q4 G
company, three’s the result!
, F, ], K+ m# {9 w* k  L9 D# |" a2 g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!- A5 B* P' Y/ Y& F9 X4 q) j2 \
A dress is like a barbed
& D% y5 l* J0 Y2 v$ k" V$ |# [fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* T4 k4 Q6 N1 J6 P7 Y2 W2 }7 P6 Iview.
& H1 \0 G# C0 e8 T服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 j" _  V3 N. Y+ ?7 l
The more you learn, the more you know,
- V  \5 p# n* \4 s  n: FThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 N( i1 _- @- }, f2 [% xThe more you forget, the less you
: [+ V( W$ \. k' t/ aknow. So why bother to learn.! ?& j1 a, f; `6 ?+ X. i
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ {0 y+ M+ d& P- Y( t为什么学来着
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