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Money is not everything. There’s ' e. x5 S0 ]! N
Mastercard & Visa.' `& l2 U Y- x8 v! _" X
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。2 k# b; f* `4 s2 D* ~, F
One should love animals. They are
$ m, U, e; T# zso tasty.( J* d- k( j8 f; _- Z& _0 R3 {% a
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ W5 X$ n$ q+ r6 `( z6 iSave water. Shower with your 1 `* H) n. k3 I* k2 G/ T% b3 `
girlfriend.+ `# y+ d& r% `! @
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。+ L( D& y0 x3 d9 {( {2 a ?, z& Z
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 1 P3 k6 _% x" d$ [( [& ?( n
caught.
# [. F# I0 e$ g0 I7 d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 p7 D, x- |2 K6 qBehind every successful man, there is a 7 L, B, M s6 ?2 d% [) y
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 T: G9 h6 }1 X+ r. Z5 q( b# v; Btwo.
7 ?2 [& L" t" b6 T6 v5 B3 p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* {" {1 z' T9 W, x/ O2 l/ [Every man should marry. After all, , X$ `# n' K2 P L& j8 A# o3 G
happiness is not the only thing in life.( j5 o* [2 j) H7 q
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' q. }, ~5 D4 A2 U8 e' G" Q& X ^
The wise
( V" n2 p+ d, ynever marry, And when they marry they become # w& f2 M* |, m9 Z& s- K+ R
otherwise.( i: F( x! d K# N) I# X( h
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 u; P( c" A% K5 T" R. s7 x
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ ~/ ~( U( ?+ F1 ymany relatives.
" W$ v/ \9 @$ G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 J: j6 g, X& z
Never put off the work till / s4 X, n1 W+ S! }" m( l$ G
tomorrow what you can put off today.
# G- Z, o7 q0 |7 k' R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 v: q/ X- q- q: p9 ^Love is % E+ `) M" }0 O$ x% T
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.) x% B3 U @& {; \3 V
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 k9 s" {* }. ^4 ]6 @
Children in s2 @& k% d9 m* g X/ M
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 _( `& v% ^9 `children.
- T2 n) L/ f2 }: X/ E, @4 }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ e' }$ s7 H: J I3 I0 _ W“Your future depends on your ( d' a1 {% [ w4 ]
dreams.” So go to sleep." ^8 z+ M& g2 H) H F7 w
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 A1 O' e& q# ?0 B& ?There should be a 6 _2 p$ `, G" L' p; v) x/ G) X3 O
better way to start a day than waking up every * r7 Q2 q( |9 f+ j# ?& C/ ^ f
morning.' Q: N \3 x5 p# j$ t# D- m% a
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 T4 r2 ^9 ^$ Y% I, C$ \
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) K# c2 J. L9 F4 M6 s. p' a" fBut why take the risk?
6 U* k- o$ ^$ f. k* P5 g2 r! B努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# S$ j) ^0 z! d2 b4 i“Work fascinates me.“ I can 6 W) d c' y# Y6 X: O
look at it for hours!" k( z% X5 p& q' B0 r! n( t
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! N: I$ u8 _2 ]) Y8 U) S2 P5 U
God made relatives; Thank God we
$ \# y |" q+ |: J. ?; y% G" Kcan choose our friends.0 G% k% F4 C/ G- M) m% G4 v; X
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。1 H) ^/ X9 b$ C5 ?4 Q) i% u
When two’s
, i8 Q$ }7 N" v, ]& m5 Icompany, three’s the result!% x7 E) |2 X5 v f
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 \2 I* Q/ h8 |7 a8 xA dress is like a barbed & @1 C3 s+ k5 w
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 9 q& h* T0 G D" }" @
view.
5 t5 N3 R. r. y. _! @0 ^( O9 [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" K% E3 }+ j% t$ {The more you learn, the more you know, ! M/ J, ]" {! J- @0 ` I/ N
The more you know, the more you forget.
& C' C+ t4 L+ d) L; E9 E0 MThe more you forget, the less you 6 I/ N$ Y# t6 C( u9 m* o
know. So why bother to learn.
+ a! d+ n/ v+ B: T1 f, m学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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