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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
5 Z3 n7 _% F& k6 ]Mastercard & Visa.
% b5 o3 v4 q# _4 l$ s钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。5 q# K  u1 z2 |4 s7 A- g
One should love animals. They are
6 [1 X  Z0 v/ [2 c1 ?: Sso tasty.
# F; W1 R4 H8 H7 W" U& v每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 ?2 ?; O2 S0 qSave water. Shower with your
: |+ x4 U1 {+ ]girlfriend.& j3 n7 G1 S! q$ L5 l& G
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 J  ^! n0 @6 E' T
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
+ b: g3 E; J. h2 d* f* Xcaught.
+ C( `5 @& D, w; ~: ?& O1 \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& \% T3 K6 E2 m. P: Z( \! l+ `5 u
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 B2 n7 m! u- S# d# p9 oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * T( H& g& v: U  t; j
two.. o9 a4 q$ \8 L* H) _; Q; W
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: a5 H0 w/ t1 }Every man should marry. After all,
) P* R$ y, ]: S! t" ?, L+ p  Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.; `: ^" u" h, M+ E/ K- n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) Q2 R* n1 ]4 K9 G
The wise
+ |* ]4 \" g4 P/ M3 m# Z+ N2 v, Cnever marry, And when they marry they become 2 v8 b& f/ [( E! _: y( K7 y
otherwise.* Z" k8 E  M9 U( Y* ~1 M- I% [5 u
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# B4 o3 w4 A( b4 }Success is a relative term. It brings so   ^4 o* m" A  K% K* t/ |/ {
many relatives.* |7 f, u1 |& D5 o7 C- ~6 [
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. X- O: c2 f5 {/ A; [
Never put off the work till
- a# [8 Z. s% k& T' K& Y% a( gtomorrow what you can put off today.
  L5 H( Z) n6 A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ r( u- D% y; ]4 [7 YLove is
8 D4 p$ I6 e4 G. |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 E5 C! a8 Q6 l- _. X" T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, f( e8 a8 ^1 v6 P0 JChildren in
3 C3 b/ x- ?# {) _backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ! Z6 \, B: Z% O* X# i' l. Q* w
children.
9 e- O" k+ Q0 F5 I. |: G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" X6 v/ ^6 s; F/ E/ T- ?% Q“Your future depends on your
" Q8 }8 B7 c- J1 Pdreams.” So go to sleep.8 T6 f6 ?5 R8 L; @" e9 b+ k3 B
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。1 k, z' }& i4 ]6 E  W9 r
There should be a / T8 G6 ^) S9 y" j% s3 b
better way to start a day than waking up every
" S2 X% f' U" U- h  H" q- @$ G+ pmorning., n+ ^2 s& u# w* b( ]# G4 `
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: N( w6 r. L0 S" {( k! m% n“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 9 e: y. O0 h! _- T! b- W" W1 x
But why take the risk?- q  z4 Q! J* G; s
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; ^& n- V  {- W: v8 C1 h. r“Work fascinates me.“ I can + T% R" O8 N$ A, P2 S! X
look at it for hours!& h& V- i; ^6 D, A# }, D
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。  l6 N9 J1 J3 H3 f! `
God made relatives; Thank God we
: u: Z. d! \- M, [2 k- {can choose our friends./ D1 {6 v* P- {, S9 @. W- w
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' {2 J! B' ?* Z; d4 v* \When two’s
8 s0 o# n' I* R% K  }5 h+ ^company, three’s the result!
1 b! s. Y1 x6 }( L! i两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' [. L9 q  S6 ?# p! j
A dress is like a barbed ' A8 j9 y; a4 o8 L$ t
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 d, _4 b1 [& o$ J& ~( rview.; \% _6 f7 V7 _- ]
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# X" Z: r6 p9 f0 rThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 _* u# z% x7 m5 y: ]The more you know, the more you forget.
7 D9 k  S$ Q( s; xThe more you forget, the less you # s. E9 W& L6 w) k# {1 K
know. So why bother to learn.
0 `8 \3 d, A2 y2 F6 I/ Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, % T& z6 R7 N1 A! v( o6 o0 o$ L$ M
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