加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 s' Y/ H# m6 k  oOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
5 |% m6 b4 O7 W  q0 Y+ A0 u7 @要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
: {4 e8 {3 A9 T' r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
7 Y+ Q+ n$ O; C# bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
7 D1 N9 N. V+ B2 e, q4 d每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: T$ t2 R% |4 L/ f5 J. JEvery man should marry. After all,
. Z& ~. r1 m5 i; U# ^9 Y0 C- P$ ^$ lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
5 g: @% |' ~$ H& C9 }" Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
4 U4 d/ c" C0 x3 }5 i$ A( S1 T3 O) J聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; X7 F; V6 Y4 x" [Success is a relative term. It brings so
- r: k* |4 r3 ^. m) c) A9 jmany relatives.
% i6 @  Q5 F5 v5 W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  }, `* {1 B; C  q9 }Never put off the work till
; {  N% V. u  u- p# ztomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( P5 ~1 i7 d. K3 V9 m爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
7 c5 N) S5 p- N8 b8 `+ L$ }* Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 y3 M+ a3 y  wchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
( L/ c) z+ E7 }- v" G* nThere should be a
/ _7 @- V. J- ~better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
4 Z) e6 @9 X6 t8 s+ \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
' i/ Y. M) w+ }1 U# {* C0 {努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
: ^- z$ M: I* z& F$ l) U1 }工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. [" I6 o0 u8 rGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ q7 J$ B. K1 I: C$ [7 acan choose our friends.
1 x8 @; a! v1 c+ A3 q" m& i! X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
6 ^; x4 {. P5 q" m2 K! zcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: D4 ^; U+ h! Y6 CA dress is like a barbed
+ c! X6 z8 q* Q8 e) ]/ N' |fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( e/ f/ G3 B$ \9 h' Tview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ G  V; |5 f0 A7 l$ {The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
( @; g2 w" k) y" Sknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ j2 f+ K/ ?5 X8 p' e0 _8 R为什么学来着