加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 l+ z8 ~9 E# U" o+ rSave water. Shower with your
) P3 z- R# @+ f  c! V7 ^2 `/ H& i) Igirlfriend.
0 p% p2 _( l9 l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
% b- c: I: m9 y9 b# ^0 O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ K' m: {5 m3 y* J( H( HBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 S; J( a- {. C1 ~* d8 a: kThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
. P. o9 C% ?- w2 j聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- j4 N4 P9 m- RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 o# d3 e7 j4 D) O& omany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 ~& H! b2 \* Q# TNever put off the work till
4 r+ D5 _1 Q3 L9 w2 A! f) v; U+ i+ ptomorrow what you can put off today.
1 E) ]! a+ A  {; A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, i7 m, x; f7 O; X6 y' XLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 n  u; R6 c1 u* E4 o: G5 \% D; qChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ c  H. q2 R& _8 Y6 N+ w9 r  l/ u“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
  r! t: n- z# u  a  S% Q2 Imorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& }' ]0 l4 X" }- n' UBut why take the risk?
* P- k9 N5 D: ?: g) B$ B努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 j( M& j7 ~' F& ]9 @5 u; M. U0 ^God made relatives; Thank God we
) K2 I% ~7 Q" G1 {0 }7 Ican choose our friends.
% f  w% o7 ?# @8 i$ K% X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: k* U; W% r$ g7 J1 z. [When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 X! h6 J' j+ W' M+ T$ Pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
8 Z. U& W; \& k1 p# `6 u2 G0 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 ?6 Y4 W1 v' `* `5 fThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
" [% r% n. J& n. pknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 V  @7 {1 D7 y2 e7 L为什么学来着