加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
6 w3 P  U( a* X$ UMastercard & Visa.
4 i4 {$ D1 j3 |7 r9 L钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 S- f9 o. v' m& a, g4 t& ~, dOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
0 E& N3 P+ z( L7 L! \! c) U- G2 dgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# _. y9 R* g* c+ H! V$ ~" i7 N- \Love the neighbor. But don’t get
; e" U+ D0 @! a- s+ w/ r- t  Vcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ L2 A: p8 Q" e( E+ _Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
+ I! [% g7 E6 C3 L- g  G/ D/ I' T1 ~happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 W3 z- i" c5 [  h2 v! y6 p再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# S: a- J$ P, ^many relatives.
8 r4 e' h3 N9 i1 d( c4 ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# T% E8 J( Y! `; `Never put off the work till
: q7 F. N. u2 T) l; P+ Utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ Y  F  J( L- I+ z5 Q3 Hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 D" k& R2 a6 e1 v9 }$ v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
0 v) {( n8 {! o. v: bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
3 [" _  h; B# s1 `4 h' ?+ Ddreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 K; {3 l5 Q6 U6 t' z6 w) r6 Pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& r+ m. r# ?& R6 T1 ^0 A- Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! x* L: X" V+ X. h9 t  y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ o$ J/ v- ^  ?- `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 t4 |' F) U# v" s  }God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ Z  k3 T! N6 j( N4 GWhen two’s
( w; g3 T+ A0 z9 p3 ]company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
2 w% ^- l  m0 G2 Wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 g6 Z2 ~8 F& h) N0 @, `' v: Gview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
8 L4 y8 B$ k) }; q" r# x) D, |The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) v# U2 ]0 ?! Q! {& g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着