加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
# E! Z  o: o7 c, s! e* @' y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
, h9 _6 c$ f9 t  m+ a每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  r/ w9 ~, S  X* |; B  dSave water. Shower with your
0 A* M4 {3 E4 W+ dgirlfriend.
* p# E; r3 Y0 \0 E: _% W要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 k) k! W7 U, Z$ x4 D/ N6 |caught.
: x, z% }( y( O! k& v要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
  f! }) j9 X6 Wnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% o+ G9 m, a7 I( d! w# fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
0 ^" l1 ?6 ?3 Zmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, k( N& s; [* C) J" UNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 i, T. r( H* n: B( S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
" i" R  A; d, k" F+ T7 o9 lLove is
8 f( f' @4 c: {: R' Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% Z8 r/ E1 ?# `% X+ l; q/ v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 f" A9 D4 `2 _# S. f) B! xChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ _& L4 s% ?% Q: ?' E' c6 ~children.
5 I4 Q: |3 S1 I7 X( H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* C, ^8 T8 [, C* s8 q“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# n% A' R3 G4 t) [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
" u, `+ {9 }, CThere should be a
8 q( S" _+ U5 L1 abetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 V/ n2 w' i! q( m0 }! O8 iBut why take the risk?
1 Z3 b& j  e. K7 C& H努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" R9 c# C. Z$ ~“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ h9 h' U8 K4 F3 I% n! D2 rlook at it for hours!
4 {5 }1 F$ k) l8 O工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
+ y6 c5 r( ^" }1 }5 O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 Z3 ]( G6 B3 L" c9 ^, M- O3 [When two’s
company, three’s the result!
) ^$ h! X7 G" ^7 s; h" o两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# y8 G0 l6 ]4 g0 a5 C- WA dress is like a barbed
% D+ d5 F8 ]+ o* c, k+ q* Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 G& q4 s1 j) C3 o" ^% zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
3 _* y4 c. l7 AThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
0 m5 z3 D1 v  p3 ~* d. xknow. So why bother to learn.
4 c; l9 R: N& m学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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