加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
0 d+ n5 K. F6 w钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
  P2 B5 x# A' i- ?( K7 wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
* L, v4 V; n5 L1 c0 L- }girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 M6 V, H+ J) d& W( U0 K4 ]8 zLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
, v  y5 c. p. E4 v4 h/ m# M1 D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ j/ _; I( A) A% `. ]Behind every successful man, there is a
" q3 {" D0 s7 M2 r/ ~( d- Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, L: r9 S  T1 h. t, Btwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 ~! y4 `; B# o  C7 w7 n3 Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
* v6 R/ g: J2 j4 z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
1 E: s3 Z% t% X, Mnever marry, And when they marry they become
: _% h: j; T3 V) g$ {2 {8 Wotherwise.
5 k  V8 `7 ]  n" f' R3 C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" v8 p) q6 O+ n, e8 KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 _3 _5 a8 d) }many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 v- w! _' ~& J9 t! m$ ptomorrow what you can put off today.
: j" O/ [% T  i+ X: F4 y4 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ z2 q0 v, j% Y% w" ILove is
, l2 Z# }' u2 J  H5 cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& e+ \( Z5 L2 w$ T* I$ ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* L7 [2 `0 q3 w0 Z" d4 O  H' MChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 F: W4 G3 {1 ychildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 }4 m0 }; q, R3 @6 f$ f/ U+ X“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ {5 l! V, s" ]There should be a
2 }; j0 \! V8 Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" X2 |0 r) Y  i+ r. HGod made relatives; Thank God we
5 @: f/ t$ G1 A% g3 P: G6 [: H5 |; Mcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ P) \, I$ N& `1 YWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
) J+ n- c9 ^, \5 p5 W两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
0 G. u0 ]2 R5 Ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 n9 Y: D1 G" x! Xview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
5 Q9 m  m+ |8 s* h0 RThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着