加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 o6 A0 \  m' e% T8 cOne should love animals. They are
4 P3 S, g: k4 I7 qso tasty.
) o- O# R! x, S. r& Q7 u- [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 f. H( N+ U) G( H- M& ISave water. Shower with your
% k. P, C" `6 M& hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' I1 J) L' F0 k+ M% [( cLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 @" _3 x, S( r4 X3 T* IBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 }: m) S7 L. `+ X5 G' q! z, |two.
3 L2 |: x( j# n$ _' e& S% A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 B. A1 @# g% ^+ o+ y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
  c# W4 t. ]/ I* W: O0 `5 E) dnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
  K8 U) g, K4 T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* v( J0 Q1 [( mNever put off the work till
& j* i9 f) Z6 N4 U5 v* p9 etomorrow what you can put off today.
; ?& Y, i2 x! \! w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ b8 M+ S" q- o0 CLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ b% p! Q" G% |8 v, X+ P; q8 OChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
9 k  ^  v* s2 x" i0 i) h0 jdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 H2 W. A/ v/ O' {. Q8 ?4 jBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# o) @" q3 E. Y; T* ilook at it for hours!
. m% v9 S5 w( B0 {/ l3 ?9 u5 h" F. J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ i7 Y$ m( k6 L8 f  d& s% vGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  E) e4 M; A  f# ]When two’s
- x3 F: C( m& Q) _0 ccompany, three’s the result!
; {% H# v' _6 j1 @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
4 Z4 B: e( Z" W/ W1 |4 Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# @0 v2 q; }0 Q9 D/ P; l* K" i! ?view.
) u9 ^5 l" X2 m* j3 P8 J" H9 x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
& w$ _' z( ?7 Fknow. So why bother to learn.
6 q/ g" s. [! n+ C4 T- h9 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着