加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% B$ D) V; y0 Z4 RMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" I  r0 t1 c* X: uSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
* `& G! e% |' z* ~& M$ }要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 L! K1 L* @5 N/ i6 i/ j4 yLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
# |0 }- X+ D3 v8 m# b! x. Y2 b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
4 }4 @5 }: w2 A- K& I2 K2 x- Gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 i# [% M' d& l' `4 F  Z$ KEvery man should marry. After all,
7 h# K! _. Z9 lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
' h& R4 b. S5 C6 x+ z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
: c# a5 U( r+ Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 u7 R( L% |- e# Cmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" J0 J/ g9 b9 ^6 rNever put off the work till
" l3 O2 d$ j0 W3 l3 w" v) q2 gtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 o; N: _& o; ^7 [/ l! fLove is
* S+ [/ D5 O( c0 yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- U4 d& [) G" J  W; z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: N8 C9 F) ?2 M1 d% E. GChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' R- Y9 F7 x  o# U$ o- dchildren.
7 l+ F6 k3 I: r5 O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 u0 Z+ s8 t9 ^- ]“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 F/ E& b" r. ~/ x6 G! }. u“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  w: r) \' {4 E' W8 rThere should be a
' b( k# V+ F# @better way to start a day than waking up every
; a1 O9 N1 K$ {+ V# g9 H" O' Emorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* U$ O& l% Y! W' f- a) W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; @& q: S7 s  m7 pBut why take the risk?
8 v" R( B8 d+ m3 }" O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 ]+ c+ Y+ A2 k- y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. H% ~, O: ~, i6 U1 I- Ulook at it for hours!
/ h& H8 ~5 y  b工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
1 I1 c/ i) q# |8 ~% j, T) Z4 _5 A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
/ v, f) N6 i/ J! U- d) f两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
% T( E6 j3 R! Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" g5 O6 e  K& [+ @( X/ x- o/ Jview.
* ]# H: T# O9 B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 {4 w" ~1 D. N8 \) Q2 {The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
) a' x  E. T0 L- e* v& kThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
5 |# m! {. s! W1 }4 E学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着