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Money is not everything. There’s
1 A8 H- W# ^) h# {0 ^Mastercard & Visa.) g" ~3 m* O V' J" s$ c
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 m( K H: Y0 b5 |
One should love animals. They are 5 s& H6 A0 R1 r) C/ [# ?# U
so tasty.& l" D4 }- w3 G- q9 j$ M, w! C+ b
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。; s; {4 b) L' ?
Save water. Shower with your - v# {1 o( m5 I- }
girlfriend.& X/ {: j& e3 z3 `6 J5 m. I. J+ w y6 {
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 V, K h+ v2 u TLove the neighbor. But don’t get - [1 G0 X+ } t ?. Q
caught.4 p _4 y- T. I9 ?0 P. r' ?* l
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 a/ v$ l, w- Z q; D6 d6 bBehind every successful man, there is a
' }! D1 W4 ^/ r/ ?man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are - J: G8 r# J0 h6 K8 o, ~
two.
. q; Z" |! a, ^" \% t$ a P" Y/ k2 U每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- M9 P2 x. s8 V# S* ]: g
Every man should marry. After all,
4 S @+ C5 s: O+ _7 Whappiness is not the only thing in life.' q( H1 \( f8 m$ ?* _9 p
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 S+ ]" s' N# x" i' v
The wise
) ]% D. V# [* V( W8 U& o2 Xnever marry, And when they marry they become
4 f/ M, z& Z; V8 C% M/ D# hotherwise.
' S! s/ B3 P- y3 m P9 I9 _& ^$ ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 z4 O, i+ T5 h+ wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so . C3 d3 M% t) t
many relatives.) X. m6 S3 T U7 x& }- u2 N- K/ t4 A
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% k: V% s9 @4 E0 y' W, u* E# ^
Never put off the work till
( [! U: {- g/ z+ s6 Q7 _/ Atomorrow what you can put off today.2 x* j! Y3 j* S5 q: p
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。: [6 Q: E+ {" L( r$ M- X0 T& O
Love is
1 m% A p$ E% bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- \7 h6 [, c4 }, ~% ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 r! C6 L2 l! H! { i' E5 l% QChildren in
3 x' C4 a+ T% _' g: `' h7 zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! a6 M* W* V, L1 o" ^% Ychildren.
8 Q; g% v1 W6 L+ Y9 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 e+ C0 R1 ?0 z' @0 n“Your future depends on your
9 o5 M1 y! k1 F3 j- xdreams.” So go to sleep.
% l1 p* N1 h/ [0 V/ A9 P“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 R; Y# g: G! ?& a0 C$ o8 z; ^# \There should be a / N$ U& K6 C' K* o+ C
better way to start a day than waking up every
w0 f; g" t2 {* d) Y: Rmorning.
2 o7 E* a4 }( X6 B6 {" }8 Y( c3 V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* l; Z" n% m9 S- X/ O" V4 a ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( U1 D E8 d! X$ GBut why take the risk?5 ~ I. X8 d0 W
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。1 D M7 R& o( F2 L x
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ }0 D* ]3 W- v, m i: y4 w+ t9 Wlook at it for hours!
1 i; M( I0 x& m7 d工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* `8 t5 a0 ^* s$ q( I$ ]# RGod made relatives; Thank God we ! _2 _# I: m+ [3 h9 W2 y' q) M: \
can choose our friends.5 C8 \& U/ n; _, I" f
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ s" `$ u' Q- d. g9 j3 [
When two’s
9 {% r2 Q5 T( A; D; L; E/ [& [company, three’s the result!
; r+ N( l, p$ T$ ~) Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 ]$ v% Z. a/ y v) K6 Q
A dress is like a barbed $ C; R9 w. [7 v8 \$ E5 z b& Z3 `( s, u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ j& B, l$ I w/ Q4 [view.
- M- M% B1 w! O7 W服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 m! q- E3 N! y" `, N* nThe more you learn, the more you know, / v$ d) b1 g& t% h( x8 r+ [$ D. l
The more you know, the more you forget.6 G) u, W% e2 [* g: f( \
The more you forget, the less you : I4 ]/ _' D* Z8 r0 G
know. So why bother to learn.( R) q$ e0 ^6 c4 H
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" X0 M, h, ^/ @/ b, q. ~为什么学来着 |
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