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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ( }0 }" ?2 P0 R3 G. Y
Mastercard & Visa.7 m) b5 k# w2 b5 R
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。3 w. E) B' I2 h* K! @' F
One should love animals. They are
/ F7 h5 g! ?8 u5 S$ ]) w4 Cso tasty.. j5 w7 [: a$ r5 R' p5 ^& m
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: F# \9 E* P8 R2 F- WSave water. Shower with your
$ Q* N9 t1 n2 i5 W& P% B9 ?girlfriend.
! `# T1 b  N4 N, t3 m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 ~4 |, H2 W+ F5 ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get
! `6 d' h$ G) u" r. @caught.
5 {) b0 _( a( m( h+ B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( O0 n8 |9 H, F& M  QBehind every successful man, there is a 3 D, q) ^; @# N
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, s; f% y* c% ^' A( b1 m/ m2 \two.
; M" r! a3 d! D6 F- G; O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( z& e$ E. J$ |# T4 c
Every man should marry. After all,
: d8 }( P/ l* M1 ?, R8 ihappiness is not the only thing in life.
% ?3 C2 Y& E6 U- I! a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) S; n4 r$ m9 a! vThe wise 3 y1 n3 @& ]4 q2 r7 a/ y$ ~
never marry, And when they marry they become
' j4 K9 t" e) y. @$ y2 m* {otherwise.
4 a1 ^% T: P$ |  t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。9 \0 m, w6 x; t
Success is a relative term. It brings so
' p. p" v; T( J# imany relatives.% s# b( a: B9 c' V
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。* U! y3 T8 k7 E0 x: S# u, t; Q
Never put off the work till
" C$ p4 w6 h( @tomorrow what you can put off today.
# \4 T( Z5 _9 L) C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。. c3 a5 {, l/ o, F
Love is : x5 Y- Y6 m4 q$ N4 Z* W; [8 g
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ W5 F/ ]0 q3 P
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& Q6 b0 b( Q( ~/ y+ yChildren in " t2 ^2 j/ g6 \
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 0 Y2 x" f0 A+ N  F- G
children.; n: b; S1 u6 u9 i2 l6 m: o
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* {  _( b( d4 {8 i1 H“Your future depends on your
8 u8 O: x! I. M/ [7 Q& a% q: Xdreams.” So go to sleep.
+ Y6 Y( N7 ~' l! y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
, d. |* _4 r& E; k& ?: lThere should be a
* ~8 ^0 R  l, ?" Y9 @( E# Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
) \* @  X9 V0 t7 qmorning.4 E9 {, ]9 P. `. ?$ x5 O- I
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 M" c+ L; x: U: T- J3 v“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ' W5 W- g3 C( f( T: h) A5 ]
But why take the risk?- t, y# j5 H; f$ t: Q+ Q: c# z
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 H8 B% N- V0 s; N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ c' s' i& Q4 j& Jlook at it for hours!/ c9 Q0 V' F! W8 q/ ~
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 N" R5 m6 q2 p& ~3 D
God made relatives; Thank God we ( z8 P# P" \8 ~3 K5 `) U. e) _* {
can choose our friends.' a! c" ]5 X6 D% p/ v2 ?' x
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! h: Z, d% H1 K) j
When two’s
9 a* V* W" J' d1 W( Q$ D) Scompany, three’s the result!
/ l* {* T: m' O8 S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!) x. L! J6 f* q) q, m! a/ }
A dress is like a barbed
2 P8 ^, Z' G: i6 w, @/ i+ V: efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
( n: l+ M  a9 @1 \) ], P, n! Jview.
# t6 H9 _# r6 D( x; n$ @8 u2 m. z( F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  O7 S7 k% z. B/ E9 r. YThe more you learn, the more you know, 8 @0 V9 f4 r3 p0 g0 L4 x, s
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 Y& C0 ^7 s3 F9 n1 CThe more you forget, the less you
& E& k, ^/ }5 p5 Y. Aknow. So why bother to learn.
- L' {" o& u& Q& k3 W; u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 2 y6 v* Y9 D+ @- I8 Z# j. F
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