加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
, |  x3 ~% v/ Q, Q5 Xso tasty.
, `' K7 k7 K. n" J) V- \, l' h7 e5 y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; G) G2 p9 D: w$ [! LSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' |8 t! `' \9 X) `  {4 fcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
( G0 A+ X  I+ }" T/ j3 }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 F; A3 }) d" l5 A5 s$ a( aEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  }  ?$ a0 a+ }% ~' y, h4 ZThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
: r: l8 m: T1 Z' A聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 Y- Q1 r0 f+ G/ TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. ~8 j9 M! A8 b  r1 C. ~2 a( ctomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 W9 C/ |: \' L$ K( W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 A9 n, F" F' A* A& \“Your future depends on your
# O' X+ y, q3 X) E2 P7 j$ bdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
+ e$ |$ g/ n/ @; u# f4 _" fbetter way to start a day than waking up every
' T4 y' T" S5 {5 M2 b- mmorning.
* G8 E' M' l4 `. w2 u. p% O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- W1 O3 N& X+ e1 }% E5 g“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
- h4 W3 q' U& C. E" a7 V+ x. Q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) F4 U2 Z/ ^% \& u“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: u1 L; \, n7 J& Klook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 B: b( x+ a7 d& q$ o9 r& ?God made relatives; Thank God we
6 G  d( ?0 {3 c  X0 g& w, xcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
9 J6 J; d5 v; v/ j! ~2 B* M, P( @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. X3 e. c8 a' h# T4 q. E  FA dress is like a barbed
; E# n7 M7 H8 _8 O4 @6 Yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 L- Y9 P' X) Y# L5 eview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
3 \/ H$ ^* M9 S7 K% L8 WThe more you know, the more you forget.
9 |* H+ u) y5 S$ U7 wThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: L$ R2 D% x6 ]8 k为什么学来着