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Money is not everything. There’s * f' t' F. T* Z" W/ H% K! D& E
Mastercard & Visa.
; q( M" w) h; P ^! E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 ?* R/ q: c' d& e4 ^One should love animals. They are
9 w1 J( G8 o) Y! e6 L) _* Pso tasty.
, a9 G' }1 R) q; ~" V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。- v3 p2 B# v" a9 |
Save water. Shower with your 0 |* e/ ^. h( O$ c" ] Z7 b
girlfriend.$ x- D) M0 {9 a' ?
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& |6 H6 Y$ f- ULove the neighbor. But don’t get
. o% ?. D" [: G1 v- Bcaught.
3 t+ l4 F8 Q7 ^+ l5 K }' U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: m( m; H, b. q/ b4 IBehind every successful man, there is a $ ]9 H, R% \8 P
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) F3 f# ~/ Z3 X9 mtwo.
0 ?' e% S) U1 r8 Z0 ^9 u; y! _2 ^每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。& e" k3 g7 ^2 L7 D; t: d
Every man should marry. After all, 3 D5 G: T5 P4 w! D1 j5 D* e
happiness is not the only thing in life.& Q( f9 n- o& j0 h5 u
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 F0 \2 L, q9 p! Q6 N ` ZThe wise
, t. u( @( l5 l7 b' ]- Unever marry, And when they marry they become
8 s, K8 G/ t# ^$ ~otherwise.
$ @$ h& @. U. f' C# S- J: O& W6 R' K5 M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 k6 f# `! N8 z) ~2 |' L
Success is a relative term. It brings so + B; j8 o8 s) g& P1 y) m/ g
many relatives.* e' `: I5 c. `7 ^ [1 \
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 y% D' G a' y
Never put off the work till
_4 e2 w$ g. f/ Y+ gtomorrow what you can put off today.
! t x9 ^: Y; h不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' x$ f4 I9 z( {0 v1 OLove is
9 T* @% ?; X; E! ]+ u7 gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.) V3 _ x! N2 ^" q" X4 d) B4 r
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' t: B# @# z8 {0 l% Z, fChildren in ( [7 r$ `2 I3 A& K; P
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 6 C/ d1 o% w+ z9 V& I1 |
children.
4 e; |5 p' c& e; S, U- A6 k1 \/ p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' F0 v3 Y# ]; j; _0 o9 q, O“Your future depends on your
; L% b) W: g; Udreams.” So go to sleep.) U9 Z# V* e: z
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ T) ]2 m/ Q) R5 g7 IThere should be a 7 w! _, }% z( V' e W: U9 A' ~
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ [+ h' j5 s3 Y. q. T* cmorning.
- Z4 g& R4 y# _+ [+ @9 L应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。. A* w$ `* A( _8 _: z |
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ & D4 Z ?) A' X
But why take the risk?7 C0 Z0 ^. N* Y7 S* ~& Y3 Z" A5 J
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 A# _' B" d$ ^+ F3 a- ^9 K; l0 S/ B7 V“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 R1 E5 E8 \4 p9 g3 k) flook at it for hours!5 s) G: l: b% g; h9 h
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ Y/ N. O& ?4 T# K. R6 gGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ h" E. C7 R/ t: X" i5 {can choose our friends.
$ K* T$ n2 w( L' y% w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, m. m) G/ o: hWhen two’s
* s( L; b0 \$ W& I# R% T w% Wcompany, three’s the result!% \7 U9 z7 U8 A' _6 s7 s
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 F( _: n8 r6 | G
A dress is like a barbed ' T/ t& v; N& B( I9 n1 C) u8 `
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 k+ H5 d! A! O: _; d4 U4 Fview.9 R' _4 c' O3 o5 X. a! W
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8 m# g8 K$ S1 b* p9 b
The more you learn, the more you know, . I3 r+ {+ s& @3 X8 T9 w
The more you know, the more you forget.
. ]) s5 s* ]( N0 A y, E1 K" f' _The more you forget, the less you 7 |6 @) m6 Y- T+ R. [; `
know. So why bother to learn.9 t- W4 n s8 ?& f4 D3 U4 |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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