加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
* _& v. N& `9 t/ O3 vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 P1 i" v' `' X/ e1 g* n4 N) ~8 iSave water. Shower with your
: a$ o1 |  b- r1 agirlfriend.
: K4 @; g; G% G% H- H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
; J  `8 h# A+ ^; Y9 t8 a# w6 J7 L5 |caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! @* e4 E" ?1 S* UBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
$ o+ Z8 v# S2 p/ l+ f  @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
# x3 T, Q4 U+ W: E; l% r+ a& shappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: U3 T$ b( W, T" ?, J1 JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: P! I0 @5 H- _! y6 Gmany relatives.
6 P% W, p2 H, N+ E2 N  I: O1 ?7 x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* Q' n1 e) y4 t2 ?5 p  pNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ `  b3 S  e: j; A4 m" h8 i不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ r, ~! v7 j4 ~& d0 oLove is
  I7 e3 n: `  z" ~0 f$ E# e5 ~& F9 ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( c3 Q& _: G% @0 t4 N$ h4 F5 P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! p+ E5 p% _8 Q“Your future depends on your
) k# L  u, @0 `" C/ ]dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 S3 [$ Q7 H( i1 iThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 L0 f/ F6 {/ J, f9 e! N( s6 ?morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* m! V" u; g* s0 W* }“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 J- g5 ?4 U& E- X# ?can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) c2 ^7 y3 c3 r' C( H( u; `When two’s
7 e5 j$ [9 C6 x( n3 Qcompany, three’s the result!
; t" a2 M$ ^7 d. I+ b  _9 W9 ~& @" l! I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
; G- e% ?. A" N4 L5 o6 |fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  M2 W0 b3 E3 g1 k6 Yview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' n& Q; t$ V6 s# Z+ M; {* ]6 ~The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
% @; x# E0 A! x; R4 o0 [* @The more you forget, the less you
. p+ e. E. n9 q" C. ~know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' \0 }* f. X. L1 V+ G8 C为什么学来着