加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* X) \% h6 W: C1 j* C: W* f) nMastercard & Visa.
4 ^7 M0 J' `2 K, U& D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; F: M: ^9 c  U: }# yOne should love animals. They are
3 o. X. I/ q2 r( [2 G% Sso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
2 E' V% w# L/ q8 C0 ^  ogirlfriend.
9 E" D6 `! T7 l- z# E9 l# k& Z; s要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
9 m+ m7 F# F( i! g7 U8 {. dcaught.
# _1 W& z; H7 u* j" J" ~9 U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
4 {# H, b& v# q* F& ~4 Fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
. f. w* R8 Y5 P' Y/ n8 H每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 ]6 p. w( |; Q  ~8 r, F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
6 ~/ C4 n) l; [, `. S" J聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' S0 L" U5 a3 R" L0 h# kSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
8 j# r: r6 S6 t- P7 c# ^3 e1 |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* L. v+ d% w' Z. J2 {Never put off the work till
5 d5 \: o) L2 j0 R9 k, s" Gtomorrow what you can put off today.
) N) @  h1 S! x* ~9 v: ?2 r! x不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 m- y2 M- o, |- d$ vChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
! f3 P9 g1 }! W. z, m, Q- ]. |8 Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) E6 x/ |3 @& Q' Z+ e1 cBut why take the risk?
9 b: s; \/ b- q: N( s. [  q# L% w努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ e5 M0 `+ P9 d/ U( E2 Vlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ ?  `% X' e# x$ o4 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
, q8 n# [; P1 v  H* G, A9 F) ecan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 _' z! @  z6 W0 A- G# j- N+ cWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, O9 k) ?( E  VA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% {6 P* Y1 }$ z1 W, fview.
4 \. n1 v3 f. q2 \  ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 z% y) R/ ]" R/ e3 QThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
% h1 `) ?! F2 g' B1 fThe more you forget, the less you
& `6 b6 x# u6 F: X' Aknow. So why bother to learn.
+ {+ L" f" r  V. a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着