加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
( q$ H  `$ O% J  i  s- W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ p" u* O: @$ w' G1 {One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
3 H) ^; l& k% n* Z" _0 m- @- l' [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 W. }1 @- f; @3 ltwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
6 N, X" |; o, {  v8 @- Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ l6 }/ _3 W4 P2 T; u  Y0 aThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
! h/ u  c6 m+ A9 ootherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 e( }: i! f- s3 U2 A, Vmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
- ^6 z' i( Z; u; d9 Z5 t- k不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
) A2 f4 r9 M& ?" f9 @, P" u$ x- xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
4 Q& \2 b6 q5 tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
% N! R. R; }2 P6 z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 D% e' i! T3 A( q+ B“Your future depends on your
. c' ~6 Y+ q) h0 V+ l; Cdreams.” So go to sleep.
8 t3 t" z3 c9 `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! _9 R! z9 g3 y! iThere should be a
4 }5 m' W2 {" |4 f! T: g" Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; G8 Q* {- _& k- p“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! g/ O. J% N. B  x- r/ F" mBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 X3 P0 W# M* a/ D7 }look at it for hours!
9 d- ]6 x4 z" m9 w6 Q2 c+ a; h4 a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: H  M! @5 ]1 m1 `% Y) UGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
- H2 |- C+ U4 A: r. P, |  a神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
* f5 }9 J) P1 [# Z( F7 S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ K$ Z  F2 q+ u' mview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 L8 T" d/ v" d  r& g8 \( WThe more you learn, the more you know,
! ^& N+ D2 U3 `+ S9 V2 o* t( |The more you know, the more you forget.
, l' H# O# c! tThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
8 a' g8 P+ k/ R/ Z' v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着