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Money is not everything. There’s
+ G- C9 f) W( ~& qMastercard & Visa.
7 t3 D2 i8 o: s1 `3 k# V& ?- F: v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 ^9 X0 N2 m8 S, v4 WOne should love animals. They are + G% H( j: I, k6 @ y
so tasty.4 v$ D1 b9 R+ l8 B" S
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, z w$ s4 J* R5 L% C X
Save water. Shower with your 3 z7 b% G# n* g1 a2 B1 r
girlfriend.( ?3 D, L6 }# N; w0 M
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。5 Q% e3 a+ e9 K6 b" C. z3 W) z
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 7 S& g; V7 A: `8 z1 z, u% r
caught.7 v) J; o+ e2 d
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& X8 e1 n! j1 Y, w. A: ? P8 Y
Behind every successful man, there is a & ^/ L& b9 [' a) ~# W8 N T
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are : q' z$ J7 e" E/ o
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 v1 |& W, g( y/ D$ k+ P
Every man should marry. After all,
. _4 t c2 y% y# d/ Z, `happiness is not the only thing in life.3 ^0 g/ M& w/ z0 m, Z" P
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。1 s( T! M7 P2 v( A; t. w9 e5 i
The wise
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otherwise.# h- H4 x; s- A6 s- x) D8 f& m2 i% @
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 _5 n6 O, L1 u! `0 v( [, cSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
0 z+ u6 W2 D7 Wmany relatives.
4 Y! @3 u4 I2 X2 q0 F7 E! D( q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" t9 y" B4 {$ N y/ I- V K. KNever put off the work till 8 Y4 G( b2 @ I8 P9 v" ?: Z
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( B- ?+ B4 s0 U+ ^ }# X, B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 ~7 D* ?3 @( j3 zLove is
, a2 i# t6 o i/ S u3 o9 dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.! ` `2 n( H7 {6 g9 ]7 g) [
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 g4 k3 G2 \, B1 R+ i' k3 s" S
Children in & f/ v6 u4 B) X3 N; Y P
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 K, Y2 [; s; H0 o* q“Your future depends on your E: [+ V2 g; i& A
dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 S/ H9 k4 Q5 E4 ~8 } G5 Y" j% u“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 K+ I9 E D- x0 x' [4 SThere should be a
0 p. B; X! E; X1 hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
, |7 n# Y8 N& o$ t3 G: [& U) kmorning.- w" g n+ z4 W2 w/ q- N
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# d6 N( T4 N4 V3 W
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 V3 ~" _+ x3 E" u% S( n0 i1 dBut why take the risk?0 @9 T0 C+ b4 e
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! h: l4 K/ n, @. f9 y/ U1 I* b“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* C, j7 O0 H( D1 \4 M7 dlook at it for hours!
$ G# _( c. b" U8 ?$ N, i工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ G A3 ~5 C& W1 @
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 q9 r: T, K9 L. }* ]' ]% a' ~+ jcan choose our friends.
/ B. N2 `% m" f) p! C* N; W' D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 y& Y" u- n. S$ aWhen two’s
1 r1 B ^: n% f% Kcompany, three’s the result!! [! i# ?3 D9 t# N
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 t9 s$ ?& h J& t' F
A dress is like a barbed " V* v! f l4 r5 i/ ~
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。4 |7 ^4 X9 R7 ?- w1 w
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 U7 x, z0 @% v+ vThe more you know, the more you forget., L5 q4 \. T/ P9 m0 T7 r
The more you forget, the less you
" ?' S* _0 y! N. Y- Oknow. So why bother to learn.
2 S3 k _. S6 I8 r& _7 U学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# Q ^" \) v, |2 f- M) d) e; W) @为什么学来着 |
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