加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
3 F$ N% G# Q  h& IMastercard & Visa.
1 w6 y4 G) L! Q+ p/ y" _钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 d) k7 z5 K7 [* i# }: |One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: ]% v( r- M$ q$ z6 w& DSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
, _+ Q6 _; U- O要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
2 S" h) w. w/ T. Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" _0 i+ x$ d0 a' kEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 {- U+ r% R4 \! U: h4 j" z2 Zotherwise.
0 s( E2 `0 ]4 Z  Q. b7 a' D聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ m! c, L7 G# k! ~, NSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
1 _1 h& V8 ?1 I% Q* G4 Lmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
' o! O1 b' {5 |8 htomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( a) V4 _3 R7 A8 o7 FLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- d3 v7 x: `2 g7 E& P  t5 {Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 u  ]5 H( p9 O, @1 cchildren.
1 p3 j, Y! E1 y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  I1 S0 I) a7 F, C7 _2 _* D% _5 ?There should be a
7 w0 u  l0 |6 Z+ I; \! s4 Ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* n' R9 ^; m# _8 h: J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* |  Q+ C5 h/ a4 O3 O7 T$ ABut why take the risk?
* ]" H5 L, Y; k' z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 k$ n. P7 n" W  t. o9 J4 R/ rGod made relatives; Thank God we
* Y6 l* p. ]' x: w* B$ F3 F3 a& q+ K% Tcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
, Z; u* M7 i, c8 k" x- c2 mcompany, three’s the result!
* q$ P& f! t2 C' Z, v5 t! h6 u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
( s8 Q! \- w  j' b5 bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
0 j' p! Q9 H5 K8 Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
( ?) K3 Z* _  l# }: o) tknow. So why bother to learn.
* H$ k: Q9 o) Z0 d3 [/ J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% J+ @' E! [* T为什么学来着