加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
4 e* k' ?/ i5 T1 W2 U3 w$ qMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! M1 _  u( d  o& [1 hso tasty.
% }/ D+ ]! @3 I7 X0 V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
: t. r5 P) ^- o( V3 S( Ogirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 Z/ k, {' p# m, ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
; Q" ^$ v5 ]1 t2 o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 K. f$ w3 L: nBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' K% Y- W5 E3 z: z4 ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 @2 a' t4 \+ X- p) s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: r8 N6 l! l: P  u* ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) T7 m0 ~' B# g; L- A: X) a2 LNever put off the work till
1 u; o, z/ y8 v5 Ntomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( R8 Y, [7 z0 E3 L  XLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& s0 Q$ i! \  ^9 M5 n爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% s9 ~/ R' I8 B3 c/ b1 `* EChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' t# b! v+ P1 ~$ l" _# n+ Y“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 h% ~3 g, F; O; g8 W“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 @7 d1 c0 b% I# w. ~There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
# k, N# w2 [2 G/ y6 S8 }9 {) O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: d" T; @& [1 O* K“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 A4 l* D! y. A7 L* ?1 Elook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! f3 ~1 D1 p: ^/ GGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
& }, P# P8 c4 p" z, |" x7 q  Q" k神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
& |$ L0 i6 |0 V7 ~4 q  m: o/ _1 E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
5 B5 A! u/ t4 B# R, O. T- f! tknow. So why bother to learn.
5 w5 l% `3 Y5 e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( ^1 x5 q8 P/ u2 w+ d% Z0 V为什么学来着