加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 i2 Z7 r) w6 A2 f* {9 J- |8 `$ oMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 X' ?% b( w+ z4 BOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" N. ]/ |" ^* G( f2 A2 gSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
6 s2 J! Q: u. S; ^每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, }5 Y5 w( Y7 n( t% @Every man should marry. After all,
  @! S$ z' m) G0 Z* |9 l0 V$ r! Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.
+ ^# O, f+ D7 p# W: S9 k' {! p: o再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* k! H& r; f4 v; F2 ]. anever marry, And when they marry they become
, n: y4 R% w" Rotherwise.
6 H, l: j7 l* x( V聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' n4 y* G9 l* t) y0 e7 J! C. \Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
) K( h0 c2 p. C! y( Z) N7 ?tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' t/ |) |! v# X; D' f& P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 R$ M& c/ m' M" }4 nchildren.
$ L( p- Y9 [/ R* [, `9 u0 l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 t, N- v7 h9 X# G7 v7 |# c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& I3 M/ V* Y! ~) L5 z& w# lThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ w+ F: r( P" H! ZBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 Z1 t3 j" X3 O* W( ?6 a8 g: Y! ~! N4 l) t“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 E8 Q' @! c( V; O9 Jlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
& U2 M7 y/ q" s9 n$ |  v9 s! zcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 f0 G. N6 x& {+ ]/ mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% k1 I/ {1 e5 F$ f$ |" z1 V2 CThe more you learn, the more you know,
- I' A* V0 s* M9 O! ?+ S0 p( ^  OThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
: J* f% d# n3 D) d  B6 V9 d5 v3 pknow. So why bother to learn.
$ e2 }* e$ b3 z7 f' W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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