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Money is not everything. There’s ; o$ \, Q8 \% F R1 ^: Z9 }5 j/ U
Mastercard & Visa.
" e& h5 T6 {( X) L2 h- j& d; N+ U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) q& s4 U0 z0 Q' O5 s5 xOne should love animals. They are ' y8 U/ |- O) s1 s5 h- i
so tasty.5 z' N9 @+ v, D' d2 T* S% ^1 {
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" x1 v) Z- K2 `# ISave water. Shower with your 6 S; H6 u4 q4 j: F& Z
girlfriend.1 @& b p, W1 ?" l9 P/ N' a
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, n2 n2 `) p& {1 j ~4 N$ ^, Y4 {. HLove the neighbor. But don’t get ( @+ L3 @1 b) ?5 y2 D5 ]+ |
caught.
0 S0 m# [* l' [- S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ S3 y4 P8 g* x2 CBehind every successful man, there is a
4 c. i3 _+ ^! E# M c0 Sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 a ~4 n! U5 a6 ttwo.
3 r' p4 L$ R5 u: u h( F每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, s0 B. y( a) P: C QEvery man should marry. After all, 7 h/ V% C! B9 C! L+ Z+ U
happiness is not the only thing in life.7 T+ I7 C: G( p; \! B8 z& {: o& D) v1 {
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 i9 I4 H! E4 h% B3 S. k
The wise
6 E; T, o& m8 X, c! ]7 |* \never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. ~# j: |. a9 k( g ]3 l4 uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
5 V: W8 T$ ~7 ~( C9 dmany relatives.
2 h4 Q0 l! v5 u! `& B5 F! L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。7 X q2 u2 W' O- ~- B
Never put off the work till 6 V. l- t5 |6 o/ q3 b$ M
tomorrow what you can put off today.
& [# V% G. P8 m6 O1 S. x7 m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 f1 X0 y) i8 `: F9 @Love is
1 G% [1 O; r. s+ {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 n# n9 P! A/ J: S
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: }3 b$ B" T! J+ X9 o6 ^
Children in
, |: `+ m9 E* ^4 `& xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 ]8 h) W5 G- f; t7 C/ U
children.: {# D2 D$ ~3 h* r: w0 h' o
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。3 l3 a3 o/ J" [
“Your future depends on your
! D& T& T) m' A& o% pdreams.” So go to sleep.
2 p" q9 M6 M: B1 V- S1 \2 h8 e" s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' l& D4 Y; X+ Y& w( t! y4 kThere should be a ; K0 r7 Q3 u' r) X9 ]
better way to start a day than waking up every - m3 m9 s+ b' _5 o) Q
morning.
1 J. o% m) ^6 j S2 @应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 r3 Y: v& i8 h: w. H3 V; H( S“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* x" k" ]: K& Q, N7 i& }+ XBut why take the risk?) b/ `( l5 r1 G1 J! q3 `5 P. g! m
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 }6 O j" P; Q9 X1 ?“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' K( l3 ?6 H6 s& Ulook at it for hours!, j# W: o$ h6 K
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) Y7 a( y) Q. d6 P7 b- g0 H$ d* M( tGod made relatives; Thank God we 6 L6 n/ t. K4 T Y% }- |& e$ c3 k" w
can choose our friends.
& Y+ N {' Z! V; y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 @" B7 A( b1 {When two’s
3 _# w4 c+ R1 u4 `* r {8 ]; mcompany, three’s the result!0 J2 d$ Q: z5 x; Y* |3 f
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 _$ Z, V1 a2 |& D4 W' S
A dress is like a barbed
. C! `& h% u- p, Z8 c; dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 9 G8 k9 S D8 B- f
view.- b; h" L- X7 D+ L' V1 K
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ r- e" }( j% C& P a. J0 q. y
The more you learn, the more you know, 6 _' X& V' d4 U
The more you know, the more you forget.3 z9 u8 [! e* `5 j& |
The more you forget, the less you
9 v5 P$ ^/ U* m4 T Z+ I* jknow. So why bother to learn.
) a( x( E% W$ S- N' E学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- y# g4 M6 e- B4 X* C; r为什么学来着 |
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