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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s " r$ L3 M; t$ A: M# P: L4 j
Mastercard & Visa.
0 m) |# u: u+ t3 B4 G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 }' I5 K: r* O7 J5 \1 iOne should love animals. They are 4 M! U$ B8 \7 f9 E
so tasty.
- @/ z: [' b: A0 E+ f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) i; p; }8 v2 j7 U) {# a) ~
Save water. Shower with your
+ Z% x1 x0 P2 U" Z1 D5 T( _girlfriend.( k- _" o& ~8 q2 J7 l4 c, H
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) x. y% P6 V9 l  o3 J+ W5 PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
( A1 u  M" k+ r) \  Q3 Ecaught.
' h; H3 s) X" W( d% _8 W/ u3 B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' i2 O9 _9 c) L& V: `Behind every successful man, there is a
+ _) o* Z* D2 Uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 |4 M+ F3 O" XEvery man should marry. After all,
$ w; X; }, W) ?( @7 Khappiness is not the only thing in life." I% M9 a3 ]; T6 q& [9 G
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  @' j( B9 ?) C7 fThe wise
. x: A5 H+ J: J0 Y  a$ o4 M" {never marry, And when they marry they become
  T, i- l+ Z! _+ j& z; `: _otherwise.  {, D, b+ g- U) L7 A' P
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 U) n& f  \5 p6 MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so ! c6 [/ y: P" C
many relatives.; ^8 d1 ]2 m4 w$ y1 z2 Z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。- t0 I& C3 C% B8 @, K9 c6 v7 K. ]
Never put off the work till & s: ?: q9 X9 j- w8 j  j
tomorrow what you can put off today.* S+ h: |9 I% @0 p
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 X! v# v8 `7 w1 }- N$ X% tLove is : D  `9 f1 i7 z1 @! l: F6 n
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. T1 ^$ C( G" z$ T) L, y) v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% J, x. U+ {7 l0 `Children in
  l3 ^1 `* z" [  L6 @6 V: nbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 Y/ p+ D4 g; B$ nchildren.1 I: }; e& ]+ w& m. c
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 I7 O( R/ X8 |8 J  v“Your future depends on your
4 f+ F: |" X# Z; T3 F, O$ V" M5 S- ~dreams.” So go to sleep.# r  h) Q( k# O+ ^, v" u1 `
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。# m8 L5 O: U" y$ y' s- U$ q' l
There should be a
' t6 r- L( A3 Jbetter way to start a day than waking up every
) ?- g# I! r5 smorning.
' a; A& p! G" [! R# \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 z1 S5 A7 I, P4 X1 U4 T
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# b! o; H- B. q% {But why take the risk?
  e8 x$ W9 ]: q9 Q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。  r; g& a4 p9 V) \/ V2 E! J
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 L# i2 V* B8 E% |0 }, Y; k) z2 Ylook at it for hours!3 ^% u: o# J3 O! x2 y
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。8 ]1 M4 }/ ?6 J" v* a5 t3 Q" R: v
God made relatives; Thank God we 9 h5 G, H0 y% C8 r5 D
can choose our friends.0 Z4 s; \+ ?% P, A' {
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。# K' w- w; `3 Y6 C6 _. B* g
When two’s
9 ~! Z! i( p; Icompany, three’s the result!0 p; A# a' b* h. J9 \2 `
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& C$ t& r+ ~$ T5 cA dress is like a barbed 2 ~: v8 w* H7 h4 `. B- j, l3 L  ^
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% i+ {3 ]% J. \) F% jview.
, L8 ~3 s/ j5 j+ g6 O& q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' X! x0 c! a# B" o; q$ ?& SThe more you learn, the more you know, ( z- C) i5 H- v5 }
The more you know, the more you forget.2 a) b3 @: m2 n0 b$ I
The more you forget, the less you
  D1 v5 \3 C. x1 t! G0 vknow. So why bother to learn.
; y/ u/ _5 d6 h. c7 o0 _" `# U学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
4 i2 e- f- D2 ^; ]/ ]; d/ y! p为什么学来着
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