加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
/ _: z. z' M; n; ^. m* JMastercard & Visa.
& F, c" z6 c& w( i3 n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 }2 M6 S! k8 v7 b' W. N3 XOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
  y4 V: e) [$ }; q( T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 a& @1 D- r% `4 W# m: y9 J4 [Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
, t+ r3 i- e- |7 f+ ?要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! J( [& C# P# ~$ N* ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 ~6 z. l8 x; d# GThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
, ?+ x6 D( d3 O9 R6 I聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- W% ?5 A9 z$ _/ bSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
6 \% h4 L$ j, F- R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( W5 \1 \: C7 m& E- u4 w/ INever put off the work till
3 l2 M; S. C# ^7 T& ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
6 ]( H* o. V  [, tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* w4 {: X% I+ W! b: rChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ ]6 q  T" }6 [% zchildren.
" Z; k/ ^& ?" }2 ?3 I3 ]后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
$ J: i. a+ b/ H: h6 Ddreams.” So go to sleep.
! e# I, W- r8 t# F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 q' T* o9 `, R+ w4 A8 b5 UThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# C3 e4 Z8 J# Gmorning.
6 q( ~  o9 L9 O( N+ R  ]9 ^) c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& G% K  h& r) C  W# x4 ^  j“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
7 ^6 n; T# X  }- k  E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 s/ B! E+ ?" ~“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 \/ X+ c. a/ i2 V, Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
: q* ^+ u1 |7 f% ]# Bcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% j8 ?8 H  o+ CA dress is like a barbed
; ]$ b0 k% I5 q' V9 y/ Jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 f' T/ Y  _# r9 D+ c/ F+ rview.
% q) P, @# ^, r- V& D* i( [. L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
) ^9 f; Y( B! ]' k: wThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着