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Money is not everything. There’s 3 x( x5 V9 {* u Z% e4 X
Mastercard & Visa.- U2 ?/ _, v. H9 u
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- o8 R" z% t& i
One should love animals. They are
9 W+ Q' I) I- N4 Zso tasty., d7 W5 W& } m* ]
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ d% z" w) J( Y2 _( F5 ZSave water. Shower with your 5 S' n4 z7 I% h$ X. a& v1 ~' A
girlfriend.8 O8 |6 ^4 J7 j5 G
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ R" h; ^- }, C# N& a! }# W/ jLove the neighbor. But don’t get 2 i7 D5 p D2 j( E6 X; o
caught.) C8 j0 @" h' O0 [" k
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- d7 H4 @' V) a8 h' z9 T- m6 v& h
Behind every successful man, there is a ( s# G6 w( F- A" q4 x6 E9 C3 y
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 1 R7 i9 s$ o0 o Q0 [5 m
two.
# q/ @# C0 S* O* b每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 e! Q5 i# H" j; Y1 r0 l% J' T! c4 zEvery man should marry. After all,
1 _# o: G+ `" c. nhappiness is not the only thing in life.: e9 d. n+ _( U5 v6 n+ E# P% r
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 X& G( ?8 e0 b5 s- rThe wise
3 A; j9 N: L$ _never marry, And when they marry they become
9 X$ v& S' W% F9 v' b* {otherwise.! l }; E8 j2 d% j$ ^! B
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) x" }7 [# d# j( h+ K* OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so % Q0 k# |1 [5 A2 r% A8 v
many relatives.$ O* r" _- f, b8 G
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。' `! _ }6 p' Q5 K( M) w
Never put off the work till
8 {5 D; k% g2 l# ?0 qtomorrow what you can put off today.
) c7 X# S" L, P不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。' _: T3 o$ g; Q) @: s& ~- d5 \* A
Love is
# X9 {7 ?$ _# L( C7 X' Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; H0 ^. v; l3 [' Q2 U. c" @" ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" R; e3 w, R2 {$ a5 A$ @Children in
) v4 t5 w6 Q$ c, P5 J$ e5 ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 Z9 `/ J4 R$ @2 ^5 G1 `9 ^$ uchildren.
# u% ]/ C( m* U7 B, d N: A& Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 _, ?0 M8 F5 I1 r) @3 l% g“Your future depends on your * U n9 b, C% _6 `5 i0 N& C* I+ d
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 u" [+ H6 T/ n# ]( _0 |& ~0 S* h; C“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
: s Q* N- B$ B5 J: wThere should be a
0 x! [4 a1 B6 Y% Bbetter way to start a day than waking up every " R& f4 j" f% M0 \5 V3 P3 v$ J/ u
morning.# U) h7 _3 x/ b
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。5 |+ c( T# T8 z2 ]& _% D2 z, P I
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 9 r* }2 \) t( }: e& M: `. U& C9 c
But why take the risk?/ ]4 `7 u; ], _0 X% D! J
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 n0 T p5 a' y% m“Work fascinates me.“ I can + a+ d3 N& H1 m0 e
look at it for hours!9 R# z- v3 x$ L
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ t" Z6 V2 M ?6 Z$ A4 U- u. S' \; L
God made relatives; Thank God we
& N, K: B2 k* J* ^can choose our friends.9 G O- F$ {. a+ W4 Q( U, N
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。1 S% T% r O* {4 |
When two’s
5 t' h& i& ?" R, _" G3 Ocompany, three’s the result!+ {1 t+ t+ N" n/ ]6 G, [1 s9 Z2 Z
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!2 N' a- ^# H0 o B, n
A dress is like a barbed
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view.$ G9 h+ P/ @! Q' N4 i, d* K. l5 O
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. j" ?# J1 U) KThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 X$ S3 y) c0 G& HThe more you know, the more you forget.$ j% L$ k8 a8 r; K+ r) P" ~, d
The more you forget, the less you
9 {! c6 P" l8 h9 r* X* jknow. So why bother to learn.
; |' R$ d+ J- P& U y1 q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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