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Money is not everything. There’s ( Y' A4 G$ g( f% L! f( @0 w
Mastercard & Visa.
, r) w, Q `, ^ F6 t" s钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。: G! k) z. U1 _ }
One should love animals. They are
5 B5 H, G# W' `% c0 @so tasty.# e y% a, I( v p$ T# O
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。8 R( A+ x, O/ `8 y1 V& p# ^! P6 A" Q/ e
Save water. Shower with your
8 I2 K8 f% d% F G+ Z/ d/ Egirlfriend.
: Z3 T+ n5 M5 B7 R- ?. z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' v$ @8 } m: b6 U0 U! q8 ^ vLove the neighbor. But don’t get
# C" O* C/ I# }0 \+ ncaught.
) e; o: W" ?" @3 h, K要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' N' m1 p% E7 i2 d4 EBehind every successful man, there is a 3 s, g+ a( W! h1 a* V% A8 R, Y
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, t/ g/ `8 c7 f; G8 [( XEvery man should marry. After all,
d! z. D3 m9 Z8 o6 _0 _" d. ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ w7 g3 r* ~! N) q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
J/ C) Z* t- V6 F4 K) z; k# [" |The wise 6 K( Q5 t8 x+ }/ C0 b! a
never marry, And when they marry they become
% Q$ I; \5 P% c; V3 G, botherwise.
/ \1 ?, g- x( G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# `* x% M* S' P* kSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: |4 f, Q( H' k' h0 n* Gmany relatives.1 }2 X4 X7 c5 @+ R6 a
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) Z" o. N( y5 o+ U/ v1 fNever put off the work till 9 Z. U9 i- ^$ G" H
tomorrow what you can put off today." S! Q5 l' o% |
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。- D& ~ b) q5 I9 P4 Y3 E& V* I
Love is
& r( J5 _- C6 r$ ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( }' ^ d" F3 i! }! \爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" D7 e8 j* O w; BChildren in 1 ]0 z! O' h- Y8 v# U( ~% N
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 S: w5 a0 G3 l2 u& B2 l; c1 pchildren.
L( ?: f" n; N9 A! T! I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 n1 q& u/ Q. `+ ]+ c, X) F1 U
“Your future depends on your * ^% w5 ~! f0 d! l, |6 u
dreams.” So go to sleep.& D6 Y8 q! t; I, i) S% g2 f
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 Y" I# [8 f/ E
There should be a
% `4 f" e" V8 }9 G Wbetter way to start a day than waking up every
+ a/ I2 g7 w1 w9 Y) wmorning.
; k- y. _5 n* }- [) ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。+ K8 }- p" V* b8 a1 g" L
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
3 O+ B7 Z1 J! z* Y' D2 iBut why take the risk?, d( n# D8 s6 N: D$ J+ O7 l
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 w% ?4 O: W7 p- T
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ V8 w/ [: {: S4 d: Slook at it for hours!
* [4 T% x8 i' [, k" U {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. R9 K& J) f& ?# Q4 }God made relatives; Thank God we / u( |& V# E( k
can choose our friends.
: J9 N) g/ _2 j$ ]( j: ^2 i% [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 \; T3 b: D- O; b: y% q
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" d: d4 j, [/ Y9 q& `5 i' fA dress is like a barbed
3 c8 \" i$ B$ y+ ^0 @4 kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- n4 W+ M# o: k# `& tThe more you learn, the more you know, % q# z2 H# ~( Z
The more you know, the more you forget.
2 d. _" ]6 `& D- g$ f5 zThe more you forget, the less you 0 ^( }4 O& a3 g& d* {5 w% F
know. So why bother to learn./ |0 Q4 i1 @& O! H
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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