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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
! ]9 K' ]& w4 j( }6 I- V# qMastercard & Visa." a; g1 r, S# z, r  B
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 t* {+ _( I7 S! E: @. ~
One should love animals. They are 0 t* C: U9 m( {% b3 o& S
so tasty.
" x- D+ Y: k/ U( L0 }. h' f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& r9 I+ F6 R" d. k- [( ZSave water. Shower with your
6 S% I( Q( F7 C% ?  e" b; |girlfriend.
7 s8 |' R- k/ q" P: _8 _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。  ]5 G, ]3 D  {! g) W
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 9 y# D6 {+ d7 t4 X: Q% ~
caught.
$ Z  A4 {) \! u: g. n/ m; y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 a! ?* R& r* J4 b$ k# n9 u3 RBehind every successful man, there is a , i% Y' D; u: z: F( O
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are , d$ z0 e# `8 d+ y* b7 d
two.
, F7 m" W( V8 \8 O# |每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。  [3 e6 i5 D& p2 L: _4 W
Every man should marry. After all,
# V1 T+ P+ f4 S+ o2 [happiness is not the only thing in life.
" B, x1 h' C6 D5 e* [9 z. O, c, N( w再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 ]# m' s0 r) T6 C: j
The wise   ]- t* a' L. B6 o& N5 ]+ V5 v4 q
never marry, And when they marry they become 0 @7 _$ x3 ^+ H
otherwise." @1 ]- |% |/ f* e' G; f
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' ^9 |. p7 o' d/ X2 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so ; G2 k3 x) b) f# M% [
many relatives.
) A$ h5 q6 ^) U7 S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( ^5 ?% V" m9 a/ H* {4 h
Never put off the work till
/ m  Q7 @8 m. k9 B/ o5 C0 v+ l" |# Etomorrow what you can put off today.
# Q) }( j7 Q- E' N8 o不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 N3 d5 f! v4 q. \8 U3 @* {; MLove is
$ ^, p  P' ?, S9 `$ e0 N" Vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. C/ z* m+ o- @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 I. \7 T7 Z6 X. p  z
Children in
2 ^8 ]% T) B2 q: nbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 d0 o$ v" _/ M0 _" h
children.
. V3 t, k( B5 w- k/ m& O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。/ M% u2 C" h' [. H5 o# a" h7 V
“Your future depends on your & g; y; ]; \4 q' \) K& \
dreams.” So go to sleep.& K$ ~& a; k3 `
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( F; ]; ^+ Z. F" wThere should be a
! P2 l% |$ Z  c7 ~: ybetter way to start a day than waking up every - H" ~: O( O$ Z  s9 L" S$ r+ t8 T
morning.6 D! x' N' C1 u
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ b# M. r) `" b) B* _
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" {  C: D5 b& s' O. q& l, e" L/ MBut why take the risk?
* g4 A" ]) o- a4 S0 s5 d/ m努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( s8 K3 Y* K1 q$ F: l0 ^' e
“Work fascinates me.“ I can - [" a5 m( H" O4 R( r0 S: t! U7 G: O
look at it for hours!
" u, Q4 ~# n" d" ?3 U. T9 h; R工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ F, N; Z' @0 J) ]7 AGod made relatives; Thank God we
9 L' S: z8 b% Z2 D- `can choose our friends.. |5 j/ L5 X- ~. y& H2 z3 N- d) f* |7 j
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: H( u, a0 s5 j9 ?4 LWhen two’s
8 L. |5 F$ M. g- lcompany, three’s the result!
( O% f8 X6 u2 j+ M$ W9 d; u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!. y8 i0 @' F/ ^- N& N6 `& v- j3 [
A dress is like a barbed
. ?! W& L% c9 S. {/ X  jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- N% W4 M  g1 Y, X4 Z* @; |. `view.
) ^) G) O  j% b# G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。2 F, e; U. _, L9 e% B6 d
The more you learn, the more you know, & F6 Z2 M, \# R. U  D3 Z
The more you know, the more you forget.
' {' x6 a  R1 a( ]The more you forget, the less you
6 r# f  o- [1 k% j8 uknow. So why bother to learn.9 r' f' s' K4 p" S: C
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: d& w2 Z, V. ^# g为什么学来着
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