加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
. J0 R2 e6 }2 }) W& f  C* FMastercard & Visa.
+ n# a& j. ^% r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 R/ [* O4 V, v2 g! ROne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
& F9 B5 b, X2 N% L( f  [要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) C, i5 S! G7 J( H: l+ `4 q1 mLove the neighbor. But don’t get
! i1 J( t5 j3 Tcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 K% e7 {; D5 o& ]$ V& zEvery man should marry. After all,
9 l" {3 I3 C( O3 I2 fhappiness is not the only thing in life.
6 D/ w; B% a& M4 ~* u' y, H# [再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, [6 E* \7 N; v5 ?: I7 ?+ d  M- dThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 X, A+ Y% g8 g: B7 N4 N  w% tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# P& G% Z. H0 x: \# aNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ k, I, [+ Q/ w0 M8 l& BLove is
/ B: n- u! G: e0 b; ]/ Xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 ~' R# A" R( _" H1 R爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
4 Z+ c" S# z* rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
; _* }8 m/ \7 G5 b4 h. \, H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
: P# e1 T  r5 a5 I) \% n3 odreams.” So go to sleep.
5 [+ y* K! }0 N0 c* j“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 _4 P0 P/ D- p. iThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
, {6 {) z9 _! v- S' O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) Q/ r/ F5 v4 v& X8 ?; ]“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) y6 X. [, {  M0 ]/ m! VBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 {! f# G0 w4 O; d  X2 z4 |6 R神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 u, D( n7 F( R( w; D3 V4 h: JWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
( Z3 X+ R2 E  N9 R服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 J, V/ k: p& s! s- uThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
+ r  U# v, B' J6 Z7 p6 S5 k* EThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 u8 S4 X7 a9 [) e- F: u为什么学来着