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Money is not everything. There’s
: _# h" `4 G2 hMastercard & Visa.
7 }( ~0 A! \' W/ |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" D2 g$ p# R ^+ u WOne should love animals. They are # l7 }/ f: P0 P0 p- G
so tasty.
" V1 c, f6 F8 d/ k7 P. e0 Y+ V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 T- ?& {$ P7 g* _3 F( rSave water. Shower with your
: C, m( H% F% `+ h1 Ngirlfriend.
) X7 O, n/ J A$ |$ d- i' A要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。% n% `- b" j4 Z& z+ _4 d1 ]4 o$ \
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 F8 x+ T! |' O* ocaught.
/ u) m6 [6 O- G* P7 X: _% i; }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 n8 W) [9 F8 E0 X1 X; }, XBehind every successful man, there is a
/ d$ _3 f, o8 lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 E4 k" T7 @: ~3 a, }two.7 r2 v! J# m7 J w. K `
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 S7 b4 h5 H) U( w, x
Every man should marry. After all,
1 m" ]: W2 E2 f4 o- E# Khappiness is not the only thing in life.
) s0 w. c) K1 N0 H: P! N4 T再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' c2 f' m I% j P8 p
The wise : |$ ]9 F: ^2 y, {- p4 t. F
never marry, And when they marry they become 7 G9 X/ i# Y( y, w/ f" P
otherwise.
/ V0 x# G, R( L$ J) X' M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ n- T' n5 O: q% `, b' _
Success is a relative term. It brings so : y9 k9 D4 i7 V }9 ?
many relatives.
3 M* E5 V& R: N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。' E8 ?5 C) Z) x$ D2 |$ ]$ W
Never put off the work till
& v7 {- J- ?6 F* R& _( O" ?tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 A1 ^4 f/ {$ ]4 G+ } [7 v3 z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ I; q0 C8 u4 Q& O! P, k% eLove is
6 K f. `6 W; |: j. _- Dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.# ~# ^* b; `9 a# S- l
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 e* e! ]) ^4 N+ x# i
Children in
3 a4 Y- Q+ l" I9 [; G% xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 D9 S8 @. g( _/ G! `+ X
children.; k5 p1 N4 |0 O8 C. b
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 @& N2 m4 t; V! W7 M& C( z2 ?3 N
“Your future depends on your
/ S2 B' ]% ] h' x e. P' ydreams.” So go to sleep.
/ M, m1 O! w2 v4 I' x' w% I. S/ Y& R" \“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
W2 `. H7 c! W3 S9 i; j/ s7 gThere should be a
a2 w: {) ]1 n! Sbetter way to start a day than waking up every - I$ W! Q' p# ?) c2 N/ y$ R- m: p
morning.
5 S: p2 [; L) b; ]4 W7 h2 f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' R! i& y5 Q j; w' ^& y“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " {0 b( n+ e- G8 [
But why take the risk?" y: J" U1 S- H! k# m6 C2 d& u7 V
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 U& ^) z* ~- A% C a1 W3 A“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" U% \5 k9 f8 w/ ]3 A- w& Slook at it for hours!, y O: \3 Q/ i, Z5 r# M4 m4 T: X
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 }. P z. |* A/ K! VGod made relatives; Thank God we
/ {! j' [9 }; O% l# acan choose our friends.! h* N G! |* Y$ g( D( @
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ k+ M' K" s) i$ H
When two’s 8 Q R4 d/ H: e6 N2 J
company, three’s the result!5 f( h9 v8 S: {' l4 c1 K- t
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 w8 i$ K- i" W0 c0 \3 A
A dress is like a barbed h" P2 @) g- y" D; c
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 [ Q2 M) j/ U# hview.
, p- E9 \# i& x: F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ Z+ k$ J. p e1 S$ s( l& xThe more you learn, the more you know,
. y" f6 h1 D1 K5 y, tThe more you know, the more you forget.
" F( G, n) @) X' X- B- fThe more you forget, the less you
6 A% i- H/ R* S r' k. o4 Wknow. So why bother to learn.: F# o+ H7 D' _9 ^! H$ ~
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 x1 m7 U+ t- \为什么学来着 |
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