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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
3 H( m/ L! b4 N$ }! f2 gMastercard & Visa.
" F: S9 L3 P2 J( ]6 u( T9 ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# O6 h* D& J5 q( y! l5 fOne should love animals. They are ! H, @& g/ z: u
so tasty.
, T) L6 M6 o( F) f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。" U) \5 J6 Q6 W/ ~) \0 N$ i3 ^4 k
Save water. Shower with your ) m6 e2 s7 t# y
girlfriend.
2 N  J" i, w- p要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  ]- o/ X  `9 g" N. ^- CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
' o* B5 w/ [' m8 pcaught.5 ^5 x/ \+ @+ W  G& u6 n# v$ l! p
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) z. v; K$ f+ E8 s2 o6 w5 N4 FBehind every successful man, there is a
% h) x; ~% e6 y0 u- j$ S2 k. ^man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 u% Q! I+ N2 y" ?two.. d' x% F. l& y
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# d- x$ t3 O1 PEvery man should marry. After all,
$ @  b9 y* c8 }happiness is not the only thing in life.' y! B8 k( f3 k3 z* @
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 ?" q9 W2 p3 x  ^5 k
The wise 5 F' Z" ~  v( y
never marry, And when they marry they become : y5 s$ N  R" O5 z& F: O
otherwise.
! L% @9 q" L( w8 k7 P. E+ z* |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。7 A) E0 Z' j0 r- t0 d
Success is a relative term. It brings so
; N$ j3 |1 r. O5 kmany relatives.$ n. f8 {  d2 Y' s# x
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( V& z- E; Q. xNever put off the work till
; z3 p5 M9 x. d) N+ ~9 K* }tomorrow what you can put off today.; ]# Q& I5 I% |
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 ?( f6 Y! i' k0 S* nLove is
; H3 L6 J* |: s6 s$ t- Hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 k$ p  p5 O1 ~& u! M! g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: g% ?# {5 H2 s' ^4 Z* M" a, CChildren in
6 z& q4 [. q; ~0 O  D+ m/ k, kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ( j1 W- H5 q5 u0 W% O" i$ m0 O, `
children.7 p% \. ]1 J2 P0 \
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; }  C2 v/ K* G9 j“Your future depends on your , W+ ^% K- Q; B4 G1 N
dreams.” So go to sleep." I$ L( k% Q4 f! K& M3 {& [4 W- H
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 F5 V, v) n2 S! @& KThere should be a 7 R( |& U. `' }
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 |1 D3 ~) q% `7 Emorning.
+ I% Y3 C7 s# B: n应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ A$ U, ^# {; N
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ i2 k9 k9 T- FBut why take the risk?. S! ^3 _5 r. V' W0 B( g8 ]& x0 y3 B
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: l9 P5 a3 V$ I+ n7 e" \, u3 f
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 9 o9 a/ E! a& g7 ~
look at it for hours!
! z7 ^9 X5 ]0 i9 T4 v工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: j5 Y7 v4 v8 M6 ]. mGod made relatives; Thank God we , P' B6 {6 Z0 k% d7 V8 n; F
can choose our friends.6 \2 [. j7 r& u. M8 b9 Z( {
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ m0 X! U* n5 d1 Z$ E6 _3 x5 q
When two’s
: x0 w  g' l; |3 tcompany, three’s the result!
$ W. G+ r7 `' X- O0 f- x0 J. M% @; s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 n. N" w+ [8 j3 fA dress is like a barbed
4 e; B5 F* ]1 C3 q. z+ `fence. It protects the premises without restricting the * H  i- j; J4 i1 L0 q/ ]+ A, R, O' N
view.
& G! G) _2 A: ?6 ^; n6 y3 i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* l: v& f! s& L4 f' Q1 n+ R& z
The more you learn, the more you know, , }" L1 I: e. Z" T
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 W* \7 B9 C" d5 M3 ]7 U5 N. Q9 ]The more you forget, the less you & d# ]; E: [5 G4 v; m% g
know. So why bother to learn.2 ?9 e2 Z4 A# |& s
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, # }3 p& ^& ]9 r8 N% ?: e
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