加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, i( A- @4 `5 o- A2 ?, v) W* L2 cOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( k4 G- m7 F* XSave water. Shower with your
( g1 K+ C8 ^/ w4 V" \; B2 [girlfriend.
. v: C  H: D, p' q. _, ?' U要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ Z2 B" W( o: H( z6 O5 Vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
, O1 {' f. [4 s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 s3 J3 J4 _5 Z- \& [/ L7 eThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
- [2 z6 [& m8 K. }- ]- f聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
+ q! W; U: b" k; I/ Q1 b& c: }tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 U1 r7 J% u6 f- t8 ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ T( ~' _% A$ b* V+ Wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% u1 M2 Q6 y' ^+ g+ [. v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 z+ o* X2 X8 m& B/ o* PChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
" t& Z% i4 I9 q# t$ s5 W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# F6 W6 u9 A* c  _8 b* [5 f“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& Y2 k  f) m& V6 J0 |  K2 S3 g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ B# {9 d+ |0 U8 K1 w+ pThere should be a
6 }# q, l1 O) J( dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
4 P0 {) {  j' f& {5 Q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; u6 u, l! q# [, D$ v6 k; G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" M1 O3 W" G+ v" YBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 i5 Z' v; H: A/ h5 \0 y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
( M0 e0 z  f% y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
$ B4 a  p- K4 W! _' ^* y- X两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
3 X% B- V0 y2 r* ?5 d! \fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 p3 n  m% g( X6 P: u' iview.
( G3 R* a- W8 y% D8 P! i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ H9 ]+ a4 l, S  D* _The more you forget, the less you
: O  {9 ]; }, d$ T2 B1 }6 pknow. So why bother to learn.
. N3 X: |& ]/ I& ?. n! t8 L% f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. \& Z  a* p$ q! p为什么学来着