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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
7 i. r1 c# O, Q# BMastercard & Visa.2 E3 M. @3 \+ P
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. K1 s+ h: I, [& S/ I# fOne should love animals. They are
, ]1 t  d- s/ q: n1 k( z# z" [9 fso tasty.
  o! |8 K" s: W( l  |$ }, ]) a* M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' Q+ m$ U; L& Y0 j& C9 h
Save water. Shower with your - z% ]8 A- ~; Y1 b3 T
girlfriend.$ x/ f$ M* Y4 F, U
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% R+ V3 m9 j' k7 nLove the neighbor. But don’t get
" p( m7 o% p6 ^( }0 o% L; ~2 ~caught.7 N6 U8 I, Y- ]4 [3 d: N
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ Z4 g# ?  b8 b' k9 J
Behind every successful man, there is a   u% a' D9 b! h7 I: q' h. @# D
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 m$ o  j3 a) u* n" b: ?6 U7 e3 Y2 u/ GEvery man should marry. After all, $ m/ M; b( ~1 h* I1 _/ ?
happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 _7 }' {5 r+ t2 K# O9 t再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 v) C$ G( f# x  s: G; P
The wise
+ D! Z) a/ k  w# v, Z' |never marry, And when they marry they become
* w) k# i6 k6 Uotherwise.
7 `1 b# w5 F6 U' n9 _$ M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# D* ^/ o6 |& r. ?
Success is a relative term. It brings so
9 ^; S7 ?. ?9 s' d5 E9 ]) xmany relatives.
5 I3 c7 g2 d/ o) q- ^& \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! V9 ^. X. l1 r+ p- S- yNever put off the work till
# L7 ^" d0 u; Wtomorrow what you can put off today.
! U4 g% S! A, S; G3 P; ~  G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, u0 i+ ]6 [( g  g8 y  P3 Q8 @
Love is
9 k1 z/ q) n; I6 Nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( P2 |9 s/ e6 f, L5 [. T) L
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( Z$ y: {+ y/ c7 i- @- jChildren in # X+ u& m( u( y4 x
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause , i8 z# @# _, G3 X
children.
. W2 I( r% \: l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。7 @  ~4 i4 M" D: F# ?( ?2 B
“Your future depends on your
, ]8 o1 [& F: T" Z6 mdreams.” So go to sleep.
3 [) I/ K% [5 _' C( R/ M$ i9 B- n1 c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 O! k8 D1 h8 G
There should be a
4 w7 @6 l: n) |& Hbetter way to start a day than waking up every 0 r4 l  i+ M8 W0 Q* t3 _
morning.
. |0 v2 `3 g2 T6 _7 J# U5 x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' W0 g4 u9 P3 G/ M1 n" u) g6 i“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " _5 S( s$ a- V
But why take the risk?
7 l) h% s" C, y* J, @努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。" K/ j) U9 G6 X+ ~5 K: m
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 6 p8 u1 n$ |2 w# Z7 I
look at it for hours!
! t9 h% F7 Q3 E% P  U( i9 D/ ]/ f工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" o& \. ?' P5 q& R* x
God made relatives; Thank God we 3 m: [7 c: B; f7 S
can choose our friends.
8 t$ [+ P. Q% ?1 J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 |$ N% n5 u5 G  e' |When two’s 6 o& M7 z3 T5 O$ p
company, three’s the result!- P1 K: H/ s- r" x" t
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; ~4 T; f& @2 @* M  k2 z# r2 |A dress is like a barbed
: u, P$ o/ k' H0 l5 j$ @# ~5 y. D# u0 gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" F. j+ Y0 X( G' ]; h. }9 Q1 K+ dview.
0 B3 R' @4 q1 G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ M1 i: ?  B6 K' _! ?  t+ ^The more you learn, the more you know,
1 b: C# W4 S/ p$ N  u: hThe more you know, the more you forget.! t7 O  h* R: u
The more you forget, the less you
6 q+ d: G1 K# v1 q2 R: r6 i; Iknow. So why bother to learn.
$ w9 V1 L1 m; f" m4 e* r. g学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, $ A2 W$ P, b8 Z4 x# S3 O6 _
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