加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
- s$ X6 @* }' N% rMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 Y9 ~. n: Q, N4 EOne should love animals. They are
- x; B% x+ [' E, U9 aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 t7 E  O5 q. ~/ I" y& F1 }- Fcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 r* }+ q& |2 L6 ]0 w4 e: ^6 e% @( VBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
, _% F; z. s- [8 F: _6 ~% G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" x% q, y. I$ @0 EThe wise
9 Z& G6 \& g+ anever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
0 k# ~1 D; j8 B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 E9 ?1 t, Q3 ^! _/ I$ xmany relatives.
- i: m2 V5 r, ~0 ?' P, W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 D# x  A0 ~2 m) |) o0 b0 ytomorrow what you can put off today.
. F0 b, t. `8 Q! l. D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" |" T; {$ a5 nChildren in
4 \% H. `- r5 T$ c4 [8 j- c# ?& w% C  Pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
3 {' ^1 V* e* C# lmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) h& G1 D" [6 W6 M: U5 |! `But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
- i0 V$ N( I& r8 G/ T3 z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
8 O5 t3 R6 n7 i6 |0 {两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ z6 s. j  P- Ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. l4 D) T" E. K# P1 sview.
" [% ~( G3 p$ a5 x$ _* s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( j& ^5 V5 R, i/ K9 xThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
  l. F: }% s' Zknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 L, u: \0 K4 E+ r0 p为什么学来着