加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
2 s- t/ O* h) i& M* I钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ s, f  q" r/ tOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
3 ^( Q6 `" }6 }" N. E- I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
+ }5 y7 r" ?# ]) {8 V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 t; D" `: w. D: f* K  _4 tcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
2 m, h. a7 Y% d9 d每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
7 b1 T. q' n; ]4 t! ]( iEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
2 k1 G* p, S  D+ T$ ?8 mnever marry, And when they marry they become
) q4 t7 q, y; l9 O0 s, ?otherwise.
7 j$ v3 o0 B1 F# E. r聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 Y2 [! o1 J% ~tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 O0 U4 N7 Q4 w6 T9 N) Z5 C  H3 c% fLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 \# Y7 U. H9 R6 L+ K# k/ j, c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& _0 Y3 ?. [* ]children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
' H4 B0 C; s1 U! rdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 n; @+ z# U) V' I: y! mBut why take the risk?
/ G8 X4 s' F3 o+ T努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" Z. ^" `* E: ~* T  C# e( M) o* O“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, q, x( s$ o0 q7 x1 _( Zlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 r. R* ^/ v; n) V8 G! I7 W  _6 bGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* V1 ], a4 V) C; o0 W" U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
$ ?- B' ^$ J7 u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ s: Y8 y3 P9 l. M+ o& f, NA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 @* S+ |1 e* l" Eview.
$ `0 u9 x, O2 Q" @; n4 c) t5 Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
& X' |" t' K6 f" [# h! ]0 W& PThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
( Y6 [. M4 g* A& Z1 v& q) Xknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 t& W7 E* g* U. q/ w为什么学来着