加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
  x% p, L4 a/ Q% q7 D7 Q! @Mastercard & Visa.
& Y" I/ p# ~6 T9 Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 P7 Z) m  ~2 {; P2 }' HOne should love animals. They are
; R& }1 z- K, _so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 I$ z, \! }6 S; o# W: o1 WSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
5 |5 C9 `0 A, [: c. ?( ?要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 E% d& {. Q  w; c2 {Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. }1 n, a/ M: Z8 F9 ]/ Gcaught.
- P! a" \! o  i* W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( B! c3 o  U$ n- zBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  c8 a! t, _6 C. V8 Z$ c) Ltwo.
. @# [* G" W# D; J. M每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 I) E& x% S9 h9 yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
1 a; U. I' F# L/ I9 G3 N# unever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' {+ P( E4 }- Y6 Y9 D9 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 a) }4 {5 l* w. S4 fNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 K( r& G7 h4 _- E% |Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
; a9 a" G- _0 R6 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 R+ L9 o% W' R, t0 Q( D4 {“Your future depends on your
* D: o4 ?) r4 J0 S0 k+ mdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& A3 O/ h# Q8 k7 e! ^, I9 E6 @There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
  n3 `, p8 |7 c. @. x4 Kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 O/ D/ r4 Z+ ~) I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# o, C: S1 q; ~$ Q9 kBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
0 [" m# H& g# \8 u) Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
3 i, g5 |3 N  X3 bcompany, three’s the result!
, P2 n2 E8 c4 Y% d7 Y9 E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
4 z8 x0 f4 U7 S; E( Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% y1 \* d6 E* a# |; A  ]0 X+ N/ xview.
6 C( `$ U  f( L  y5 |" V2 t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ j/ h! D  {! p) j. EThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
. y& n! L& D1 n& {7 `% s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ c' N* R$ h1 d5 o0 t6 K: q为什么学来着