加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 U; N1 T6 }* |' OMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: o' C5 t) a6 p5 u$ t; dOne should love animals. They are
8 M. j- ?; z6 [: wso tasty.
2 C9 s+ a/ E; U4 I# F' @4 o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 i) v* s# b( D5 U9 a3 G% r, B& YSave water. Shower with your
  @- J  B+ R, w4 m7 Ygirlfriend.
4 [1 i1 E9 c8 q% c# g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 {0 W* j  @( u; acaught.
* Q  b% Y$ a" m6 r5 G1 C4 k, c+ q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! X( C8 v% O( G. f" ^$ {man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 n# v5 M# o, e% v/ z9 s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 _) a. N9 d4 a4 PThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 t5 c! ]( [- s9 h6 v) |otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ Y7 U, \( X& \6 \/ USuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) p2 K$ e( a* v+ j" T- smany relatives.
+ `  }1 V+ ~, Q1 ~0 A! |  l9 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
3 l# G3 m: ^5 C6 J9 z4 H" `; Cphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; m2 U( O9 _6 e( t% q- u( G3 kchildren.
! s! F5 ]7 Y$ H( d$ w3 H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 l( a4 s2 J0 w0 t“Your future depends on your
" a% i# }) H2 O4 ?dreams.” So go to sleep.
( p' Q  a5 U: S3 |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
( x$ ~9 S) b% X4 }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! A3 `. S7 Y5 X, f“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ S2 L& q, b+ YBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' a) J; `: \+ e  {+ ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 D! @6 p9 u  E- j0 jWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
( s& e9 [% X  q4 P% B6 j+ {The more you know, the more you forget.
: s9 g! f# {: W! Z" i, tThe more you forget, the less you
' ^  |9 c! y; |know. So why bother to learn.
5 s+ b$ ?9 P+ u& {( R$ O4 Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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