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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
0 M% y( M$ j. O/ T$ }Mastercard & Visa.
0 }7 t" N% x9 x3 u# H钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) Q% T2 v8 A5 b/ BOne should love animals. They are
% j0 c, T/ U- d$ m4 n3 W. Uso tasty.( `2 I6 l% z8 p: l
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# Q0 ^+ l! Y0 a. W1 f. S1 N3 OSave water. Shower with your ! m' e4 W, k: s. x
girlfriend.
: g/ H" c* x  d$ K6 h要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。& G# k% z" r' {+ O( J
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
( V! J3 _, P6 O! O& `caught.
% }0 s/ b7 q! p; u$ Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& M3 \; x6 d  \; eBehind every successful man, there is a & H4 `7 X) W6 H& E' F9 |7 c
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * L* m' p- ]/ Q0 t9 M
two.% ~; }  ~4 ~# l9 k
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ _3 G4 E# |. w; `Every man should marry. After all,
8 `8 w! }% ]; \2 ^happiness is not the only thing in life.. }$ g& J' i1 @3 [! y* W  P
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 Z2 B: Z% ?# S0 ~% X) [$ f: kThe wise
  c6 m7 R0 u$ J$ cnever marry, And when they marry they become
' u/ L' Q) G0 Xotherwise.
* I4 z# z6 Z, V) R" a聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 |. u0 R) ^, B" t7 k2 X8 C$ qSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
& w$ |2 b) s. m1 Xmany relatives./ j8 W9 J0 _8 l  G( e
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  e4 R* R/ P+ O. PNever put off the work till
3 d* j& M: e1 ]3 {: q* ntomorrow what you can put off today.
) _7 ^* \2 [! O6 `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。. d' T9 w# m1 H. m
Love is . G# u4 n, B3 j! c; S6 `: p
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! Z5 u2 f5 |( {4 X* ?& J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. h, @' Q: Z" J% OChildren in
( Z( y0 A( F& E% {. Lbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- _9 B' m& C7 Lchildren.$ v8 M% ^& J1 U
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ P+ H8 S- B2 T6 V. m4 J“Your future depends on your
3 X$ k% h/ S( Y# U2 Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
7 W5 p+ x2 u& u, p  G& T“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。3 K3 n1 D, s6 I& k& q- |
There should be a
8 {2 o, e+ ]  D- U8 K, {better way to start a day than waking up every
) @9 n6 X* N5 x: B  \5 d! m3 L2 ymorning.+ w! q! s# ]" v( Y' p
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ W# P. H6 V1 j5 h* h% ], o
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% ^) F$ d/ f7 VBut why take the risk?
! d6 |9 Z) y7 \/ j- \8 l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 P# p& O8 P3 V- V+ m7 Y# S“Work fascinates me.“ I can # x$ U+ ~! G, Z
look at it for hours!
. l0 W1 Z5 g+ |3 `% x工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- @0 }  \1 n' ?5 d$ }2 f8 Y5 GGod made relatives; Thank God we
- I  W. u$ {' C% ~can choose our friends.! \5 ^5 \/ o& V# ?2 K  X
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: R: Z$ n2 [  m, D+ J2 j8 m0 YWhen two’s
9 T, G+ n7 e4 \) Pcompany, three’s the result!
' D2 X5 J* d4 O- U9 w' A. B" g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ v3 Q5 Q4 {  t% j; ZA dress is like a barbed
1 d2 j: S: y7 Y# Qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the : |; X' s; X2 c
view.
0 D1 a& B2 H' Y0 q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, }- A! U& ^+ [- b1 p- l  }
The more you learn, the more you know, , x, {1 m5 z: t# m6 g# G
The more you know, the more you forget.$ R9 q- H5 U* p& z& R& E) p  f" w
The more you forget, the less you
( i' C, Z8 L9 \7 Jknow. So why bother to learn.
+ L# N" Q* k& v, x& W3 W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, % X+ ^0 Q) W$ [* Y5 k' N( c1 _
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