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Money is not everything. There’s
0 \8 C2 U& T1 E! c UMastercard & Visa.0 e7 p6 u6 ]+ f6 W
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 L: B/ G/ G4 s8 c# p
One should love animals. They are 5 p& I. g4 f+ N" s" a
so tasty.& w: x9 i& `7 e K+ A2 }/ Z' j
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。# B; I+ i) ` I' o7 C5 I$ P) p
Save water. Shower with your ' j6 H a1 T* @9 Z; J% F
girlfriend.
& }; C+ {6 S/ K: i: d- t' E要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。& y! x4 q& V' M" Y' k; G. P6 m
Love the neighbor. But don’t get $ h$ n* |4 g& x" L% B3 K
caught.3 }" P8 h$ i, g) t7 t; D
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。8 T( _7 g6 P! y" a
Behind every successful man, there is a
, s1 M4 c4 \4 N0 D9 T$ X% Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 ~! T7 F: O5 g7 z- ?8 T/ g$ t; K; m' wtwo.
: D3 a1 Q! a( x$ b! W5 s, r \! g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。: ^: R" c% Y( J1 \# a) \- Y9 h
Every man should marry. After all,
* C, H. D4 e$ i/ Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
( }0 i0 X; W) e, t% Z4 q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) S V% l. |/ o9 D9 ^$ w% \3 pThe wise + U8 y' z9 l9 e. `( K
never marry, And when they marry they become % Q1 k1 F t( L' C
otherwise.
' t% @. f0 O2 N2 O" y/ i聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' _" Q+ z7 Z7 CSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 q' C+ A& ^9 L/ q5 h6 ?3 T& ^many relatives.
5 {' f0 X3 Y! M& U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 R6 W; h4 R1 V6 i9 n/ ^1 Q7 _: sNever put off the work till
4 D2 U" ~6 s9 m+ {/ N7 ^% Rtomorrow what you can put off today.6 r2 q+ k# Q2 r, E
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。' O1 |0 _6 r- Z4 i- u
Love is
% i2 u: J2 K4 j* g M/ _# w: }8 Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( X* H; z r& U# P |
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 d' _5 g" l9 Q; X4 F5 B* ^Children in
3 Y5 D& B2 C5 y |. \5 x; fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 B5 ]# f2 S! Q/ Z0 ]6 ychildren.
4 P- H: z! H" e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 {7 u5 _; `% g1 a, U* b“Your future depends on your * G! |; U7 s% N* i. E
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; b L. c _$ G Q" l' ?9 \5 d“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; F4 T' L2 Q" L' |, t, _7 \
There should be a
" m( I) }- {; `0 V+ c. ]better way to start a day than waking up every 2 g4 L: Y: v! V& N$ O
morning.
# X0 r9 e: H6 `" Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 H* v2 @1 [7 {+ X: q# n0 K
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" X; Z6 K. N. U5 p# M S0 K0 u) zBut why take the risk?. _1 f- _) ~5 r) l6 Q( o/ C: L( f8 i) g
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。0 E9 W+ ^1 D) z6 K' m3 K
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 5 R# o* u! V$ p$ d/ z
look at it for hours!
5 H( g; Y0 {8 [9 S" [' A: J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ ^/ F8 p9 F M' f$ l3 v0 g
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 C8 x- z" P, ]! O8 R: K, Lcan choose our friends.
! p3 x8 R% K+ z7 c神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 r/ d6 Z7 d5 \% ~/ jWhen two’s
/ |+ k% ^3 @( i# J7 V. Bcompany, three’s the result!9 R/ A# V4 D) N3 V4 D
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 n, y% M; Y0 l; P; w2 I, ~A dress is like a barbed 8 h3 A$ l# r# A# U: b' s+ l' m
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 X& @0 C0 p% i( C& kview.
. ?4 Q( o% c# P1 p7 ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ C8 B. k' O* v/ }# z7 r
The more you learn, the more you know,
& p+ F1 g$ q0 i- FThe more you know, the more you forget.6 a" n0 ~* L- T W* V9 S% E N
The more you forget, the less you . }3 `2 J" q- C- |+ k) S+ Q6 q
know. So why bother to learn. I3 c2 x$ I- \" ~. ~* h7 c0 w
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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