找回密码
 加入华同
搜索
黄金广告位联系EMAIL:[email protected] 黄金广告[email protected]
查看: 1799|回复: 0

加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

[复制链接]
发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
' `* \3 v+ S9 M3 ^Mastercard & Visa.7 r# \' g+ J7 y; S0 _  j* v
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。3 R/ U: g& }- w! \
One should love animals. They are
' p- e+ v7 K/ V$ T$ c( Dso tasty.& X! H& B% R2 h& }! O, x) M5 }
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& o' J, k; j) D, e4 [
Save water. Shower with your
( h1 ^  G3 q  y$ g2 Q  T) r. vgirlfriend.9 s% Q3 f5 l" c1 }" R( O+ }% T+ ]5 N
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 O, a. R% J' X$ u+ y/ i
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) |/ M# }5 V+ H6 V1 s1 s- j  acaught.. ^8 K( d- g* t/ b/ I3 H
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, f/ m; U" a3 p( n' W7 cBehind every successful man, there is a # [: L. t. j# v$ a2 F& a& _
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& Q( U8 O# Q2 t% O, ?% q9 k2 ?8 e2 Atwo.
( Z: z0 A, j1 n$ D8 ]8 a每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- c1 F1 C7 G& M2 v8 M4 |. @Every man should marry. After all,
7 [( v3 k8 `. d, Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 c. D0 ~# \' i" ^6 b# M0 h: ~再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) r1 V, c( ]5 _The wise - R4 e- z- p5 V7 a
never marry, And when they marry they become
/ g( W7 w* X* G9 Q( q7 iotherwise.
. }! V' {' z! g) ~+ Y$ v0 A6 ^1 i聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 s1 n9 V+ G4 V7 Z, [! b
Success is a relative term. It brings so
( `. {3 ]. v. K4 G; D! mmany relatives./ I" j1 t* J7 a, x+ Z; g
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, `( o2 ~9 m4 V* w1 [
Never put off the work till
' _& X2 {/ x  q  V5 R! Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
. I: B- T5 _8 S: D, v不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 l9 c( D) f. ^* c# @, oLove is 9 H; h; R( B4 A3 u3 p) {+ m
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 i& R) v$ C2 E2 R: @" W% l) q! Y/ X# i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: g# C7 o) Q6 V+ f' Q$ T: R
Children in 9 X3 D4 q# K2 F* D
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 v0 U+ X: }8 Tchildren.
1 T* I0 t  Z) P6 T. {/ d' z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! Z+ q; u2 k; `: _& }“Your future depends on your % L( j5 U: K$ q2 e5 u/ }
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' M! u. d9 {1 `; V7 a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 T! j* k% ]2 s8 u' [1 v& V; pThere should be a
( o% S0 b, }9 ~( `1 Zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
6 n( l8 G) v: w- Nmorning.* B( ]: _6 S6 Z( ]5 ]* M  |+ t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' c  b3 v  h" L/ f! B% F% J0 i“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 y( h. h* `$ X4 V+ j: a2 GBut why take the risk?3 {3 y* f( d$ K2 t- D, F
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。8 Z( r8 |$ p/ i$ K" q0 n: X
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 `4 X. X) V4 k; A! H* F% R/ H: Klook at it for hours!! L3 T- x: m' x) w- ]4 H7 E
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 t' [3 T* o- I9 sGod made relatives; Thank God we " ]" d( z' b& p% d
can choose our friends.
3 N$ x7 ~! q7 q( U* ?2 |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 \, c- B, h" X8 h- m! GWhen two’s
5 l9 ?/ J$ d( Ycompany, three’s the result!
" r3 o' p+ o- |) u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 E$ V  r* p  v, A! w
A dress is like a barbed
4 h$ @' }1 s0 `5 i7 o: ~fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- ]+ p' x4 x) C; g8 Bview.
9 ]5 ^8 x+ u: v8 V+ G4 `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; c% W/ M" M2 k% v, Z8 K* d$ `The more you learn, the more you know, 5 ^8 K8 C# g  \
The more you know, the more you forget.
2 z- V% z5 L" M: ]+ X3 Z% aThe more you forget, the less you 4 _" S0 q1 a2 ^% e1 [
know. So why bother to learn.
1 J: r  G; \1 n4 T5 c" K# l学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 c. H* G; y# F- i8 Q# A# ?
为什么学来着
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 加入华同

本版积分规则

Archiver|手机版|小黑屋|华人同志

GMT+8, 2026-9-12 11:15 , Processed in 0.012123 second(s), 5 queries , Redis On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.5

© 2001-2026 Discuz! Team.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表