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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
+ c  `  c( W# F* A8 G0 R, JMastercard & Visa.
' t# A4 d% R* d6 y, R5 R9 U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ P2 I  b- i. n* b  g! y$ q- K
One should love animals. They are " X1 [/ B0 u# F1 l% {& }
so tasty.! y* [' {6 E0 J7 X4 C& B
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: B1 n# P# ^6 R5 N& x
Save water. Shower with your 6 [0 [- Z4 n# q4 J/ s
girlfriend.
% }8 ~' y8 a2 H) ~; T( R9 j要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& n2 a& ]5 ]/ `+ E9 Q" x$ d0 RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 l3 K! ]8 v- ~  A0 C+ W6 O; Zcaught.- {/ a! H( k" t) T" q; w
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% M1 u# d- f/ t- lBehind every successful man, there is a 4 ~0 x0 j) L7 y: k- A& k, q7 \" I% T
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 X5 M5 B6 d& d0 T7 D( d0 J6 X* Ttwo.
) R* x  ], Q$ D% _+ Q' ^, v3 G$ C1 q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 h3 F6 Z+ M: uEvery man should marry. After all,
* T7 S) P1 w3 s9 u2 r5 t2 Lhappiness is not the only thing in life.4 R! x& e3 [9 \, m4 m% ?* O+ t  Y0 E
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! `& c( D6 }$ L3 E0 ^/ V- j( K+ C
The wise : T! q9 Q, Y1 \9 X
never marry, And when they marry they become
, }% J" L4 e; `otherwise.
& ~6 w4 g0 p7 Z* C6 ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# u/ j$ y0 s+ _2 wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so / O$ h$ _; P# s; K# v% _
many relatives.6 L  ^2 w! n+ t, P- W/ X6 a
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 {6 U* j# h/ e, l
Never put off the work till " U0 F, G  o  M2 w% U* G7 E) P) M
tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 f) L, D% M/ D* ~+ \9 _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& N3 J( E5 [# c! a1 c, YLove is ) D+ N$ U% x  I* b! K5 c; }
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.5 K0 G4 q( y% M3 [( k% [
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 P& @9 W5 Y8 @0 A4 U: y" CChildren in
) j1 S1 O- \+ p$ u5 W# {1 Wbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 7 l7 ^$ p) m1 N
children.
9 Y8 E8 m! A$ I/ k后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 p* Z9 L/ o, V) f- X“Your future depends on your
  w& B: N+ x$ }9 Ddreams.” So go to sleep.. ~1 Y3 c% Y- U
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
% @* @( K$ e( X( zThere should be a
' ?7 w+ |% J! `' p: t6 @4 ^1 Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every 8 ~; C+ ^* h' L! n6 ~. ^- T8 W
morning.
# F- y+ K; t$ d; e- a0 i5 _' ^6 x$ X& `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 m/ `2 Q2 Q! I$ ?3 ]) k
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 4 @0 g/ h5 }' S9 h$ n2 M* g
But why take the risk?
2 ~2 h0 O- @( E. L* E" t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, A/ x1 s5 {, t3 F& Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  p# N( v! m2 S( j' xlook at it for hours!
. c5 x! ^# z* U8 D2 E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* I9 G8 T' L9 L& i
God made relatives; Thank God we , J7 f' v. J2 J. ]# U
can choose our friends.
( [1 V" t6 J% h" N神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。" _$ [* i: @+ {& E
When two’s + l1 `- g* C6 q0 r
company, three’s the result!
- R% s$ n# u, r两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! [' j9 T6 G0 Q& x  o
A dress is like a barbed 5 Z5 Z; v* J5 p: @; V4 m
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ a) ^# Y4 l' L) h9 Uview.
4 q1 D# d& R4 [0 [1 l+ z) u8 ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。1 `7 v# W' L, f  ~: A4 P- ~
The more you learn, the more you know, / A  r; N! N$ P
The more you know, the more you forget.: ~+ J  b0 S" N/ J
The more you forget, the less you : ^+ Z; g5 j$ f- q; r
know. So why bother to learn.5 r. z- f" c" n3 W; x
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 c. Z" r3 N$ t! F) R
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