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Money is not everything. There’s
* Z9 N( C* t, B/ {Mastercard & Visa.) p- k' b: g( D+ l
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: z9 O' k% J" g1 j; A7 OOne should love animals. They are ( Y. u# _: n: T; ~ I0 E, y. y
so tasty.6 ?5 Z( U# ~: R9 T, u9 ~7 j2 U# N1 U
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
) ]" a6 s( }) f3 [( |* x+ nSave water. Shower with your
+ s- b0 ]* o4 a) f$ N9 Mgirlfriend.
: S. t. @! B2 y7 y. o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ {: r; z0 p# K/ g' QLove the neighbor. But don’t get ( C7 y0 E1 i; c4 \9 _
caught.
" W; _$ c+ N0 I' w2 b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 L- T3 R6 b" @/ x8 hBehind every successful man, there is a ; ~. E0 i5 g6 Q9 A2 J. e: ^
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! z1 K4 c! S' }& v- x* r) GEvery man should marry. After all, 6 f9 Z8 F, r7 ]
happiness is not the only thing in life.* G0 f6 L! ? p. C* ~5 C
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- L7 J& f+ y U# ^5 H- gThe wise
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otherwise.; f/ ^. `/ l7 d% E6 g2 G+ k
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: f7 ]/ @9 U+ d. j
Success is a relative term. It brings so ! R5 J$ [9 q/ h0 ]
many relatives.7 [; G Y/ g( {6 F; Z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 R& A5 d9 N1 p; o; b v- D, |Never put off the work till 0 h+ t! F7 I9 b
tomorrow what you can put off today.# o8 E+ O3 F$ C A6 t& R" ~1 m8 N Z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- H& Z/ x6 a% @' JLove is + b3 B+ h- J) T x, E4 j4 `
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. O+ w! ~' B3 w7 k# Y4 F0 \
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# s% S, O M# s( V& K1 CChildren in 2 l5 g- E5 y. Y" H
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ y9 ]$ x9 @& E# g/ y3 S' |( Wchildren.% f2 r; J: c: c
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。, f5 n7 `1 D& S
“Your future depends on your 5 u0 O+ g' Q% G& E3 r8 J. \! u
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 ?' R; `7 H8 b: i% o3 |3 B* o“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% p8 |, F* B& W$ r
There should be a
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morning.
* X% g) D$ Y6 {# Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( Z7 I8 G: [- }: Z! O4 R7 _“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# e9 L" E& L+ WBut why take the risk?
( f6 s; a/ @, S: v$ O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& P7 T2 T+ i: @! x3 C$ l( R" c& g: N
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" [6 y E& D% i+ [9 clook at it for hours!
; u. \# x. G, l! b- o* \0 W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。: u0 `4 I" P* T, z) U/ W7 d6 \$ J& U
God made relatives; Thank God we
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. L. _1 a* l3 W0 Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。6 x% |+ d4 s8 ^
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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3 Q5 g) c) u& `/ F) a: k$ {服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* U$ j4 z3 B: k& i" D
The more you learn, the more you know,
' T8 m0 Y4 v6 N, CThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 N! `- O: V# Y, EThe more you forget, the less you
) k/ E( _0 b I1 Wknow. So why bother to learn.
& y( X0 e; b: d) z4 K, {0 R学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
, a1 n9 }8 H1 u$ ~7 L# o为什么学来着 |
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