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Money is not everything. There’s
9 ~2 m: t+ `4 Z1 d, gMastercard & Visa.0 ]" ?- G( k: B7 [
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' \" }7 N! o# U! m; hOne should love animals. They are
: `* D3 q9 q/ m5 O2 O* ?: Oso tasty.2 Y3 h; ?9 m, L
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 P) e& }, j; P; HSave water. Shower with your
0 p0 w0 ]0 ?, p x/ O; I, V6 ?girlfriend.
! }, ~0 u C0 D: w" F要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
J& {- h! X, r2 vLove the neighbor. But don’t get ( \3 I$ _# n7 r6 d
caught.
2 D8 L3 \9 t y* J; `7 _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! r7 H9 {+ I4 Y9 q, k9 ~, zBehind every successful man, there is a
: j9 Y# S* w0 C1 G. Zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are / o- v; Y7 N' d: _( `$ N0 {3 {
two.
$ Y) K* L3 g, [9 h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 t2 ]& y2 ]# R. f
Every man should marry. After all, + u1 s- k, N0 ^3 k) ?9 ~6 f
happiness is not the only thing in life.
& a6 P/ |4 R: I8 P6 [& H: O" R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 l% f; f. W; Y1 ~$ E) k# Q% K: xThe wise 1 l1 f9 B) x. o8 ~' [1 u
never marry, And when they marry they become
- U4 |% ~+ t1 Uotherwise.
& \0 V! g0 _' z) X聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。$ D7 E1 ~( c& b. Y
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ s6 ~3 L9 P1 o3 s0 m( amany relatives.
0 q% [! j& r( I9 g8 Y8 Q& R5 `; `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ `8 w3 T& p4 \
Never put off the work till 0 u9 C- K% M3 b# U# @9 _3 K
tomorrow what you can put off today.. A6 ?( q. t# @1 H3 E: V( ~7 S# Z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。. i1 a( p2 E, f. {3 ^+ E5 ?8 B
Love is
' f, O% X+ n! X7 [% O3 d4 o" T: kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.$ |) j8 k1 q, n
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
N3 I; `9 m2 }8 O% c. QChildren in }# G% s& n/ I1 j ]
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 3 Y5 C V* b8 X: e
children.4 O( q4 `$ f* F2 P f6 N
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) i4 ]) B" P8 ^/ |: K* B8 {“Your future depends on your 8 B* y6 s& \. ?- `7 i' J
dreams.” So go to sleep.
( d. Q* M. ^' ~% k: j" ]2 X3 q6 i“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 U) a7 r9 n% f B
There should be a
" ]" C6 w6 A v5 G) N3 J, \% Zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
) {, F1 T7 R& u; r; gmorning.
( H1 B; M. b O# d% W+ K8 D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( b3 e6 _& I/ |3 j8 b, I! h“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 6 K6 L3 g+ L0 W4 q9 o) j/ ?& J7 U% x3 y+ E
But why take the risk?% ^$ ~, b9 y; o
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 G) p3 A* R& ^4 g% A
“Work fascinates me.“ I can " U7 ^+ N$ q* E7 z- b3 @
look at it for hours!" ?! T$ f: p0 y# B" _, \
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 Y# s. i8 B) k! J7 o( g( IGod made relatives; Thank God we
, |7 p( U" @. Ncan choose our friends.
' n! f f r' P- u. m" p0 @神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 l V& A% u) d" ?5 c; E- m6 xWhen two’s
; I$ e3 r+ C. r3 ccompany, three’s the result!% Q/ P3 @$ x/ R- @
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" a8 P' j d; V j4 B# G AA dress is like a barbed
# x# H5 z8 {3 h+ p5 I5 n6 Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 1 |) Q+ [% M, P {* h8 b0 H
view.
8 D! `* {* ]' m n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) `3 d: D% I" R- L: |The more you learn, the more you know, " ]9 F+ a# V; q
The more you know, the more you forget./ D- I& l! k: o
The more you forget, the less you
9 |' h& L' p0 Y) A" v0 Tknow. So why bother to learn.2 `) s9 E7 o! g* W% R& O
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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