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Money is not everything. There’s 1 q) B/ Q5 s/ H+ a" s% |
Mastercard & Visa.1 P; N ~$ R7 T+ J1 d) C2 x X
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。( L, G% A1 A% h* W- ~
One should love animals. They are
' E( g' G% l1 Y/ wso tasty.
& X& l4 p2 F( r( X5 V( H" u1 d1 R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 h! b( r$ w$ ?- X
Save water. Shower with your
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& I5 |$ H3 p/ {6 h要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# R* D% @: {0 ?
Love the neighbor. But don’t get : y5 F# o# ^; r
caught.
r# i# x7 G0 n4 n- e5 w% |/ l" @, G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。. W! |: f, }' E2 b3 n
Behind every successful man, there is a
9 j% l5 [# {) J; ~8 x. mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 4 q9 ?" }1 G5 E( V7 \
two.
/ m2 w, G+ r' {. p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。" g' x& m5 o% i3 I/ ? J( ^5 P: Q
Every man should marry. After all,
( w/ ~9 V1 T+ O* i- ahappiness is not the only thing in life.. h8 u: L/ ^6 F& O. x, `/ `% Q
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ w5 l- |4 y: E; \- BThe wise
1 ]/ D: y4 F& a9 [* Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
/ @( U, |! s$ B( q) ]6 @otherwise.
: E* @. @- P; ]/ x7 R) z! z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& W! ?' ]" M( P& Z! Q/ h" w# m5 W! k2 M
Success is a relative term. It brings so
( Z0 d2 D$ i4 R$ {, cmany relatives.
. C+ z0 X& C4 ?2 u& E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。7 B5 O" p% M% V- v" r+ Z% v5 ^
Never put off the work till
R6 B, _- A) u% h' etomorrow what you can put off today.
% @1 N$ N: H4 c1 H* n# l( d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ M' `/ f1 k: S4 uLove is
3 v+ o( i- u" u: N9 K; r1 I# \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 z' |/ ?, ^" L' m i
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: p$ j8 i8 Y: CChildren in
2 X8 r* G/ N' i5 |3 \) W) Y% N4 sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! d. @8 a8 W- Y" B' v( ?; tchildren.
4 ? u. J* k b8 Q/ U后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。$ _' T. T/ H1 R7 A3 c
“Your future depends on your ' Y" a" s: n/ ?8 y( j
dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 j9 W. S* {0 I" l" [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
" c3 i0 m; z# O* m& L/ TThere should be a
' t" h. f! n$ ~$ u# n0 dbetter way to start a day than waking up every 8 ]4 z6 t9 u% R" ^! O* r
morning., t, q% a0 {5 Z" l( G4 q7 j0 V
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" V" \3 _3 Q0 b' U" W“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; y: \' p D5 P$ U# v) z" E }0 {But why take the risk?
5 ~! T" e& s! v' C" S. X1 c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! O; S" D3 h/ h4 {
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 9 f b P, q) q- V) H, D
look at it for hours!
) |) d E5 F1 h* s. y* \6 p! F: J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。" s6 f L; m! ]) C& X4 l% ]
God made relatives; Thank God we . Y9 W0 n+ x( l
can choose our friends., @6 d% V/ `" n. K# s D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. a3 z G' M6 Y4 AWhen two’s 6 Q, F$ v# S# I& ] H
company, three’s the result!- N: L2 p" z& r. S
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ j% `5 R+ T8 F" }+ \A dress is like a barbed
6 J" c. o7 \# J) r8 Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% [% j8 g1 d, a0 \% w1 Qview.
) h9 S1 A. N3 H/ _/ B, t- m服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ J4 D8 B' h( P a- H; Y% I6 `# O! O5 cThe more you learn, the more you know, % U0 H G. D- y
The more you know, the more you forget.
' x: ]* P6 B. t5 g, DThe more you forget, the less you ' J' x U! j2 K% u$ C3 b7 l
know. So why bother to learn.
6 ?, R; N6 T/ N: `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, & ~) { B; y, v0 l* I
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