加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
$ C0 T" t" `. ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 y3 T. B0 C' oOne should love animals. They are
: @0 q& x+ o- u- A/ B  Xso tasty.
: C7 y' B) b$ Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
! W( H5 E+ t% R7 V. T& Egirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
0 ?2 @& j6 I5 Z; e4 z9 B- p要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 ?6 h- e: |& c7 U; nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 n3 |( }! ]6 i  b% r0 N+ F! |  cEvery man should marry. After all,
5 p. |% {+ `6 k6 D; n/ x6 v, yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) y; }+ {! S6 b2 b$ ?The wise
0 u# D$ c/ a4 p1 s- dnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
+ [1 u8 S. x" Q0 |7 u( t4 {Success is a relative term. It brings so
1 R8 T2 W4 a" i7 Amany relatives.
* P* m; `, I, c$ O4 ?- ]* A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% G8 @8 ?% d8 N$ _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 l. c  y- S3 s* X/ rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- b! N- A* P6 R8 B# `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# p$ Y  v! P* i( J$ qChildren in
+ x. F) u6 B2 ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 P3 h2 m! X4 M2 P; hchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! o/ E* c4 g! t2 ^7 U$ C; y* ?“Your future depends on your
8 n) C0 l. `& ddreams.” So go to sleep.
% U) h3 V3 a. d0 F7 p) b7 c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 m$ F( V# {  W8 ~' V, d+ F“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' W9 k0 N9 k3 d8 D' o( m# \look at it for hours!
- h# i* S5 _7 {# {( F$ B工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
& _+ U$ J+ O* [6 m$ x  Y/ c% g$ L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 H" T& l  H2 p: ]When two’s
company, three’s the result!
  v! s7 Y. e+ W: z( W两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
- S2 u) H( A, y' E1 Rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
% p% |* M: N7 J( y" b8 }. d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* u/ Z7 F! X/ m+ f; ~The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
2 y  u$ S8 A* D' f) V5 y( J3 O9 c4 _know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着