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Money is not everything. There’s
/ T' D$ y1 x' `% N3 ]Mastercard & Visa.; `! A: F' J. x! b' k9 L* i
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. u6 h' P- i; H6 U# @% X' `
One should love animals. They are 4 \1 k- v& k$ h' Z
so tasty.
" }( P7 Z# t. n每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ r# D+ i q" p! K* i7 m# uSave water. Shower with your 8 P& H0 Q- R6 E+ i/ L% Q
girlfriend.. v `9 i8 b& J6 X: P" e4 S2 s
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! d! E- j5 N( {! H- }. o/ w8 KLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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1 C3 U# z9 \6 Q" a2 e2 E8 J7 s) l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" e, c) O) W2 c4 U
Behind every successful man, there is a
4 ^& j7 P. r8 ~# j, s: \man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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" ? a$ ]% |* i6 q2 D4 P$ o" V每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。' k+ g& c# w% \7 h/ b+ p
Every man should marry. After all, " ~% d2 A7 W' b' i& y% l, V
happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 H. \2 j& S, l3 m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' t. f+ e6 I( }
The wise . a8 p# @: u: B( n; W* q' ]
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 z9 p" I' s; d0 C" u! g) w; ^/ C
Success is a relative term. It brings so 3 h' n# t) N C; D5 a# f
many relatives.
$ h) u& b" k2 z- \9 n$ M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 E, Q4 Y# R6 C$ P' k! J+ n5 HNever put off the work till
0 @/ B5 I' ~5 G4 j$ d8 F! ntomorrow what you can put off today.
# p* d' e4 h0 x! C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 h" a$ l# b- r6 Q/ @5 \
Love is
% Z* O0 W0 G- j9 }7 M, m0 Zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop. d+ g3 S7 I% _; [ [% {' k/ R
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。& Y+ K% w9 L" e# O
Children in 9 S- r( c8 Y4 P% M$ U
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ; I$ D* ]- z! r# u
children.
5 \1 B2 j+ N0 i9 k后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: U7 e u: T( w; l
“Your future depends on your
7 w. B G$ C- }2 Odreams.” So go to sleep.6 m% h# S: w, Q% D, u& t. Q2 N/ |
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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better way to start a day than waking up every . l* K" m! I3 z' @% h
morning.
( @' D4 z# {, ~# E( A- U+ H8 h. }; e应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' m& b: D# f R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 |6 w8 ]$ G p" e) Z' i9 QBut why take the risk?& R3 _* k' W# w
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 c( H+ G; e1 ~" F, N+ [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" u/ I+ [' c8 S/ J: N" ilook at it for hours!
" L3 E4 A* _5 l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 V7 z! H* |6 D# G" H3 O! a% MGod made relatives; Thank God we
* o/ b% U2 ^9 t0 i+ f% M$ _can choose our friends.2 f9 i `2 J( p& M2 w. u
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
; M4 z D: C6 ^2 f/ R; H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 F, y7 ~( q4 j5 o6 g( |7 hA dress is like a barbed `# O- M! Z' D, K
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! S( [8 ~$ m, T1 w ?0 qThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 e" v( G1 Y. U4 H& I& Z- ]) SThe more you know, the more you forget.4 v! w* ]! p+ l4 m
The more you forget, the less you
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" l q0 ?6 u1 |0 P+ e为什么学来着 |
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