加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
$ R+ n! L+ Z. l7 K1 \& t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
5 x6 E) E) M) w/ Ygirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
- y- j+ T* e+ B( I5 T2 r( Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
, d, I' y4 l9 f7 lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
* c+ d( ?6 B" `+ m/ Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- y) n# k* d8 l9 U( x* l) ^6 lThe wise
1 h+ T6 N8 O6 A' U; nnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
" A& F9 u* K/ S; c* S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 N, d; W; p9 [/ s$ v2 D/ MNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 y; C$ X" i* q" G- R. G! z( X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* ]! m) l6 b6 z* d5 L0 YLove is
+ e0 I! f4 _5 g& _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ ]" Z% \% c) S  y0 k% \' l& G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& l5 v8 S% ~' ^- oChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 H3 o5 R7 [; V' g1 X6 kchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
0 z% I: f$ ?3 p5 F9 ^9 O7 r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& i* H$ ?& i  bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, N0 J" @# ^' n; Y8 d, M4 M' y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ ]3 c! D0 a3 T& H6 |% ^2 f* G" CGod made relatives; Thank God we
( @. n3 n! K8 @4 Xcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 o+ d$ |! X/ i! y& P6 c  bWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 e- G) r+ o+ E* _* @  D" Yview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
( F2 J* c- R, C! }. v* u) [1 s9 Y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着