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Money is not everything. There’s 9 t% M5 N- b8 h% h& L2 A+ }
Mastercard & Visa.: {. C+ \% u* V/ `0 x) K
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。: W2 f/ i! v% `. r: C' S
One should love animals. They are
2 x( q* ?2 J4 _$ z1 C# Wso tasty.
0 g) \: w7 h# i2 W5 Z' i5 B" L: D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; ~" z/ T' X" L, m, D" ySave water. Shower with your : V% m! O6 O" [$ C8 i6 a6 M8 T% V0 D
girlfriend.
; k6 q: b- ?/ v& N+ x$ m( k# o7 U& f- l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。% N$ z+ Y7 P* R6 e6 k, n( A; t* i
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ e" l) A8 }8 x9 w. vBehind every successful man, there is a
$ \2 J# p- ?# r( e. ~7 Pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ; B9 J: [/ A+ V. C5 _
two.
- s2 w( R' F0 x0 T, V2 P5 k) F4 q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 A2 z+ |! V4 R- c O8 z
Every man should marry. After all,
- Z4 Y" c; y0 Chappiness is not the only thing in life.4 N" r, r. d5 z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, [& F" a C( VThe wise 8 M$ n3 i. w5 K* _ s& \
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* F6 M8 [5 e6 nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so ; _# R3 ~- M" i; O
many relatives.
1 Z- U) C# z5 v7 P1 v1 ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" l, V0 D; Y8 @1 ONever put off the work till 9 [6 U K0 }6 r: p' b+ b
tomorrow what you can put off today.
& |- t V; `' d& ^: i& ]$ Y& |7 a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 c" z F, k# Z5 U- TLove is
: P% N0 i- {- v1 S+ z' ~$ Pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* Y# E0 j) z7 n( \$ T) p C! x. w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" E- Q0 t) e. t2 B) u
Children in
$ @. X/ }8 M; b& x3 Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 U$ n. \3 m7 i) Ichildren.# S# J- g v( w8 D# v: L
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。# ]$ u7 |$ ?/ d1 C d
“Your future depends on your
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
" Z: N' t! f2 d4 yThere should be a
' K' n. ~, o$ S, k; ]) X y( dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
1 V8 v6 E( D& P A$ Umorning.
; \6 @6 h& ^+ o0 k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 F3 V, w( `3 F a
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, d: t6 A' w8 t" p- b4 ZBut why take the risk? R, x4 z. [8 j6 a
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 A$ q* O& d$ V6 W“Work fascinates me.“ I can * w. W0 x+ f0 d+ |# {1 R4 s
look at it for hours!
+ A! E% G4 C& O$ `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ }/ l. [0 H' R" Z0 a
God made relatives; Thank God we
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* n3 M+ B- s2 j- y. E( ~1 ~4 UWhen two’s 1 N, x2 a. ^, Q; j6 Y( b* o/ q
company, three’s the result!
8 @ g. x. ~: M: `) t$ @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 [% f U$ }. f* i, m5 TA dress is like a barbed & W- ? N! }( c4 M! ~' K2 f# K( u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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. p0 N& h e; b8 f6 N8 S服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. e* E9 B# Z! Y, n7 C/ ^2 [The more you learn, the more you know,
& i9 K; Z( b' LThe more you know, the more you forget.
; T; g& i2 {: D5 J# h" {: A2 g4 bThe more you forget, the less you
6 U W, J8 D9 U& ?* f$ xknow. So why bother to learn.
& `* s& @2 I8 I2 |2 V6 N& x3 \学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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