加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 t% L" g2 l& b2 ^6 COne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 A  W& z& ]$ P2 ]- g& q& w4 XSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  C& z  B' f4 v% ]) s" s4 E! lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
! a  W# m/ G, G$ x: j3 qcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ ~, L4 m$ Y3 }% y% E* FBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
  Z( I4 O$ }( k8 W- X6 f* j! W: r# P2 B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
) m" }* Y# [1 t- Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
* W& U, p- X. \2 E+ N- r" E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' N: i* J1 L( j6 OThe wise
; H0 g+ ~- v6 F9 V& N7 f5 e1 d1 ynever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ H0 [3 f; P+ m3 X# u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! l7 c% v# x/ Z1 s' g+ e+ QLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 Y2 j( f# c  W7 t! _Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% W3 e( B. Y+ m: o% g! S/ J# S" jThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
- j) ^$ c% v$ i' i4 `" t( [" {morning.
) K# E. p4 \0 I* H应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 q& \, X9 I* W/ T$ h; c“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 V" l$ i; ?3 Z' K0 T+ aBut why take the risk?
/ A4 k. k' i0 `+ [6 Q0 [9 ~努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 K' z! W1 @$ w6 L“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ W; l9 s- s5 A3 wlook at it for hours!
! L3 r' _0 T: w- N工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
& S) `' D& ~7 h) Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' V4 N) e; F. q7 vWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
9 p1 e' z* l9 j+ q9 t4 |7 _8 Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ I( r6 D, ]7 cA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- X1 {: U  w$ o( y) X+ W3 ~+ ~7 TThe more you learn, the more you know,
" ~. W) W, j5 `  eThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
+ G& _9 T/ K( ~" V% P0 U7 }' Fknow. So why bother to learn.
+ T8 s  i; p/ I学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着