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Money is not everything. There’s / H' `' y& g7 N0 }6 k
Mastercard & Visa.( n- E0 o3 h* d, \
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# P0 m5 P2 m) U+ O8 U" sOne should love animals. They are - a3 R4 z* c* A+ w5 R
so tasty.
; _- g2 n; h) {* q' ?: R: m* _/ I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 T7 S/ H8 z( @Save water. Shower with your C' `2 \" Y! K) H2 t6 H' [
girlfriend.6 n6 N" ?. g, B/ E( k' z t2 R1 C( q
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& R0 Q6 _& C- u, E% H) JLove the neighbor. But don’t get 1 t1 u6 Z# \5 x) ~! }* A
caught.
5 Y% L" X9 }1 x$ I9 b: w6 e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( G% @, i" X/ b3 i. m. a. Y' k
Behind every successful man, there is a
4 J1 E2 U9 ?5 G0 @* Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ ~8 u7 m/ S& j& ?& jtwo.! R/ _8 _$ g W6 R
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。6 ~- N1 G; C( c b
Every man should marry. After all, ) i: L% H6 z5 q5 t. a$ \
happiness is not the only thing in life.# w! B; R# h; V) @- l/ ^7 O ^6 z& f
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 a) x ~# V) ~7 }' x' cThe wise
8 w8 n$ C) t4 L1 e$ o7 J! ?never marry, And when they marry they become
}+ R1 @3 h" j( C$ `otherwise.1 Y( [( }9 p/ t: U
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。9 W* A7 U1 m0 b6 C1 B
Success is a relative term. It brings so 4 @! V7 t" F- I( }- y
many relatives.
; j. o0 m- `! }# k2 ~成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& x8 m; `) y& J6 e- I7 ONever put off the work till
- p: p5 v) A5 K- D; e$ w* Xtomorrow what you can put off today.
% {" m6 |' n/ }3 ]; }: `9 n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! _' m) E4 F _9 T/ u9 Y5 z
Love is
% W% q; j$ i+ F. ]! uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 Z' n2 ?3 a/ b% z( O7 d爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。- a8 s* m$ _8 u; D
Children in
, O& i0 H5 u4 S; B' J, B. Abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause : L4 n" G5 {6 j5 {
children.4 x$ Q2 H0 G4 B% t5 ^% W6 ~5 p
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) B0 g3 P, W0 Z4 Z“Your future depends on your + S. u" L( @! v0 _9 L2 \( c7 |" I2 S/ a
dreams.” So go to sleep.# W$ ^( N/ Z' j M, ]& T9 S; Q! U
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
" [6 t. M" k5 s& F5 uThere should be a ; N5 x3 s7 ^1 x6 z$ O
better way to start a day than waking up every ' ]; s3 x4 k8 u+ T6 G1 a
morning.
/ w, d& ?; B8 V8 ?% Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
X( L9 z9 f( n: ]“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ) A( D) c+ `; W6 e: s2 d! I$ p
But why take the risk?
& X( b0 h' |' t8 T, |! w9 f6 I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 {3 k! }& G3 \, p9 U' g
“Work fascinates me.“ I can / N3 p ~) N* u% F
look at it for hours!
0 w+ a1 v( f. J3 ^% O- z* `工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。# M" b- y' a1 f9 j7 o+ O
God made relatives; Thank God we , O) v1 g! h, S! c& Z
can choose our friends.) r j G$ X9 Y" b+ R
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 f, z x6 ^: n7 ^( C# U# n+ D2 uWhen two’s
9 \/ Q3 h7 R7 F7 s$ G+ p& Ccompany, three’s the result!) t- ?; E( Z Y/ W+ D
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: N- k9 }8 y6 n( g6 j, ZA dress is like a barbed
; D f* y5 |! p% }* w$ Bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the : c& m: u4 F+ I1 ~, |
view.
& p7 H0 x) g% Z) W3 w5 n2 _2 D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# F* S* e" D8 Y" uThe more you learn, the more you know, - p2 J/ Z, c/ G# R( C/ {
The more you know, the more you forget.; r9 q+ S N: h" G& o$ T+ e
The more you forget, the less you
/ r, `: y/ R, Z. H% p; e, {% ~0 X2 q2 Vknow. So why bother to learn.
1 c" [1 A. o# G5 z2 x3 T1 ^5 j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- T9 s6 {, D! l1 l/ i/ h' X. ?, ~为什么学来着 |
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