加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
9 s) y' s, G, b8 Q! m& ~; }# t7 p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' o/ z8 t* |6 ^$ p: }One should love animals. They are
* w8 U8 N" l/ hso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
4 ]" ^- G$ B% o  }& Igirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% ~2 S8 u$ P4 ?. u/ h5 \Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ ~, t6 v- \; Q" `caught.
9 |* b# k9 W  m' d+ q, k! d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 b; X$ H, O; j9 _2 O- yBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 u" e) P5 t3 G0 [$ E& i7 UEvery man should marry. After all,
3 p: D9 c! H- T/ V( V7 mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 f$ h1 C; i% s6 R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
( H) H. e& _9 v6 ?3 F% {never marry, And when they marry they become
* `, X# m9 B) Potherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
% C5 Q, }. v& G6 t& d: F& y* umany relatives.
# v: \5 X0 W5 O$ |! Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. D' R% r2 W! a" V8 VNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 Q/ b7 I! T0 jLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ ?4 O1 z, Z, N2 D. Z1 a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" t, f+ e) o: L9 C5 R& cChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
  W) @, B: @9 s( xdreams.” So go to sleep.
4 K# W2 i) N( B) o8 I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
* n/ S+ B% w, x# I" PThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, u1 v" u& c  }. O: ^; cmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
/ O+ i, j# k* Y) T努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 w2 W( S- R$ P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
  s& s# b- v2 h0 ^3 f- H: S* a" ?: {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
% B0 s' |" _6 xcan choose our friends.
9 u( D/ q( x1 l6 m( M4 c9 ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
. E6 C& f: _9 f3 Qcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! Z5 z. M% o# K- ?A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- p8 |9 F( m2 l2 uview.
: c5 r& V, t. `1 D7 |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  K! g2 t. J& Y6 a2 o$ MThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 x$ h  e; H7 w7 K$ x1 c* M9 v4 ZThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 [* i8 \0 Z( I3 `- t  d4 y  V% @% A1 YThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着