加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
! c3 g2 x8 Q) c# x/ _- K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
+ Z' n3 u% K5 _; [" m" B: S) _caught.
6 \7 P  D) A. Y& X9 q3 V5 y0 m9 P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 H$ S' ~* f- S# P* S5 itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ q) \1 D4 z+ yEvery man should marry. After all,
' i7 w9 K( @; m$ \$ nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; U, `( @/ @! Q6 n& Mnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
; \  C" u% c4 ~* P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% B. K% A1 @$ l( X  U" FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
( f8 u7 i3 E2 ^' E9 qtomorrow what you can put off today.
% u* h% `1 o) S3 O9 M不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
9 L& F' T' X& N  H8 I' x- h' ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; G8 P, ?& ^0 a5 |: e9 O( b爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' B$ W6 ]% @( U& g; S% q/ j% IChildren in
2 X4 q) a. _8 B( W% Ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 Y0 r) N% G' G& Rchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# F# ?3 v" m! v+ t& ^“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
8 c- U& K  b9 V0 G  b% d“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
' [  U) o- y) \& y* O% O# abetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 I. c! _3 B6 X' s9 C3 P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# c% [9 G3 ]2 ~! ?/ w) E. DGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ S1 `0 e% V7 {) ncan choose our friends.
& d/ B9 E: x0 M2 F+ y8 Q! R神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
6 L8 y+ B$ c" k1 r. ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
. a; l1 h, I+ }6 c# ~6 PThe more you forget, the less you
1 |/ C7 y" i6 Lknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& i! `7 v. d' e: t  C为什么学来着