加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) p4 `% `  @# n6 z/ o- z5 w5 jMastercard & Visa.
) N0 o5 G& y. J4 Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ e5 m3 J8 z( U& J! P- d. ]1 O: a  SOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% f$ e7 k2 B8 j' y5 t: XSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 v4 a7 b7 P; u8 q8 gLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 Z2 `3 }' W/ U+ I5 Pcaught.
1 U7 W% ~" d3 d5 G" n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
3 A- x# m1 ?9 q# H9 P2 oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
% d4 }: A# G2 H: E, H' S: G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 ?  c% [) A, s$ AEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' F7 c. y( h: n: C9 z) L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
4 }. [3 \6 A  ^$ W8 ^never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ u: j2 G/ I& ~; J; F% j6 X5 `: emany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
' g0 U/ x. t$ ~; M: m( U! _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, X. T1 N, o& F# ]0 W- Q- o爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& K) t: ?' U9 N/ N2 r3 W" M6 \Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
" M7 h5 ~; I0 q2 W% V- n) o  Y; W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ V) i( Z1 c+ M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
' Y. }/ n  n# z; _3 nmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 ?! p" o4 P& V3 v) u' d8 r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
4 `: L+ y8 J2 ]1 {8 z% W( J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! y$ |9 T/ ~3 P. a1 B5 w5 E8 _“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
3 a  F% L) B6 M+ E6 L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 k3 z1 w' M, U. T: ?3 g4 Wcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' }3 e5 E) X. Z: f$ r3 |  Y7 y: \/ Eview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, P0 m, v3 Z- U4 PThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 k5 C6 f3 w9 m( ^The more you forget, the less you
8 c* t. n& c8 ~know. So why bother to learn.
+ W: d$ R  L, [+ t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 j0 z; e* k  z; r' X8 h" u为什么学来着