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Money is not everything. There’s ! N' J$ e' ], x0 q
Mastercard & Visa.4 f: x3 o* @8 Y3 {8 K1 w# W
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; P' u' f( @$ P4 P2 X
One should love animals. They are 6 g* Y) {. e! ^0 B8 \6 t9 `$ I8 p
so tasty.
8 G9 [# X8 s# i' |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, D# H m! q; x' Z" c$ r- K/ \$ D% F
Save water. Shower with your
' } \% L+ S5 |- @% p! p0 d& ^girlfriend.
6 U7 y- Q& w2 A& k* }& z要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' V& z. t, L- H; yLove the neighbor. But don’t get 2 t: k7 v3 p- x- h$ b" s7 @
caught.
. Z0 e+ `8 M c& x E+ F3 |! B4 D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。' l. s4 ^: u- d
Behind every successful man, there is a / H( F) D0 O5 E l# w: g. d
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ! _0 [; A- j9 r, z6 ^' M
two.- @& A2 Q: X$ o+ f0 i8 c
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. W; C& y8 D4 @6 ?3 p7 D/ lEvery man should marry. After all, # z+ l5 B3 B- k
happiness is not the only thing in life.! A9 g8 K5 j4 p* D
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; ^/ U% D+ k9 N k7 ]
The wise 3 c) c1 U: d* ?$ y& m/ L: C
never marry, And when they marry they become p7 o5 Y8 D0 q; _8 b' d9 E
otherwise.+ v6 A; c8 |! D! k" b
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ `, D4 ^3 f! I( s5 a( X: tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 i4 G9 a) U8 F7 A9 p. D5 @; r% pmany relatives.' ~# J% m" l# s2 _
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 ]5 @! A& E. _7 d8 L3 Z6 h) s& `Never put off the work till 1 K6 b0 r$ T1 ^; P
tomorrow what you can put off today.$ n5 s% `( q6 w7 M2 x5 `! F
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 O! P9 T( O3 A0 u+ Y. Y# @. V& u( MLove is " e( V1 `; v* i0 x0 j) R
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& X; [+ N' t# x& {% `
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& e/ P0 p! b! d7 M9 ~( h7 _Children in
7 u* d9 i3 M4 ~% [/ m: j7 z0 }backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 {" l2 y! w `2 {0 y9 ?- ~children.7 {* R2 ?# `5 B, }9 G& ^0 ^
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ \: B; Z' E3 W. p" {“Your future depends on your ( g1 n2 t0 m- `
dreams.” So go to sleep.& B) {8 y7 E9 _! D
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 L% e- N7 {: n- l& {7 ^There should be a 9 l0 m8 U. Z% y# T7 i/ y' n
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 d6 J) f# ?& |, K! v" X. zmorning.
8 _5 o0 E0 k2 j6 y# O9 o0 M5 b2 l* Z* G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, ?) L @- U, D+ q
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " V4 g" p. i1 w7 p$ f
But why take the risk?$ L4 k; W( c) q2 {7 Q
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 S: H2 w# E% J2 S% H“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. U0 p% w! ?7 L4 }5 Clook at it for hours!
* x- u# {6 Q$ A- M$ c工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。3 [+ b+ l( V; E! ~
God made relatives; Thank God we & D- d1 y4 {' [+ Q! T+ \; |0 R
can choose our friends.2 @) }; V7 X5 M1 d0 y
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 ]0 t* ] X- I% Z: R- A
When two’s * z/ B9 S* T+ ~
company, three’s the result! N/ `2 Z# }. s1 w
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ V7 _) s. F3 t/ WA dress is like a barbed
* [* B# A2 a; u! sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
v) F/ u9 C3 \, p6 v/ p$ s8 [ Wview.3 q( D2 Y# b. l3 m
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# K2 @3 Z8 c: `) b0 }The more you learn, the more you know, " E' K! a4 D5 J
The more you know, the more you forget.
% |/ O, Y) B% e4 TThe more you forget, the less you " }8 q, L* Z8 _1 c# {
know. So why bother to learn.6 _3 p- L6 S* W, w6 S3 x8 Z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 P$ t+ f7 V5 ~& j" |: o为什么学来着 |
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