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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s / n9 w# j( M) z1 A% l) V+ w" o$ {
Mastercard & Visa.
% T1 G3 T6 X8 Q7 k  D! }: ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" ~0 @( K4 {% n& m) O
One should love animals. They are
. Z& e* F+ N$ m5 E: D, C3 pso tasty.
/ a, R$ y1 I' v4 Q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% f5 b/ U+ C  Z0 `7 U5 ?! g) y' A! VSave water. Shower with your ; A  g5 x8 k+ _
girlfriend.
9 E8 z( y* M7 D6 Z- f要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# H6 W& {) `7 `# x6 V  Q* DLove the neighbor. But don’t get
  X; n- A0 `$ U% Ccaught.
' N; N( K- u8 v, d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( Y; O; E6 S1 S* VBehind every successful man, there is a   U  s0 c. Z/ @1 I" j; ~% C% N
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ Y9 D. _; f1 gtwo.! y5 W6 ]0 n" I  |! ]+ G; T4 S+ G7 ~& h
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, w0 N6 H" W3 A( l
Every man should marry. After all, & s8 e( J4 O6 I- o; s5 i
happiness is not the only thing in life." {8 E# d& j" U" l2 j9 x9 h7 {
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ l+ B5 y. k* V* [9 \- @8 |5 @
The wise
& }, K7 d4 k: |$ E- P1 G! _% enever marry, And when they marry they become % E4 ?+ S# s9 U& e
otherwise.
) [! V. j+ }8 S: \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 R/ S5 t0 m/ d+ E4 c- b# LSuccess is a relative term. It brings so : R2 a- p) f5 F/ |  Y
many relatives.
3 b. A3 y+ `' Q. a0 T. s- d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# K6 p! U7 t# j4 C* u, M
Never put off the work till
! W  [) ?/ J* G( i% htomorrow what you can put off today.# Z  P1 o- B; N; T5 }
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ O; }. [  w& a, z+ m3 A- {Love is ( n" Y, z  G1 e2 d. c9 d
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.' z$ K# {% h  ^  i* m' f6 `3 l
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 Z  y1 S) @1 ]3 h0 g
Children in
6 {# \! _9 P" p7 I" ?3 s& tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause   W5 o2 i0 V+ O- b  d$ P4 K5 u
children.6 \6 d: O# p+ X7 t% j
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
% X% e6 n9 Z+ \“Your future depends on your 5 X. L& U+ [% J* e
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 n# c) M8 J9 x( ^& Y: |& z3 M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 K9 h% L, a- G7 x) FThere should be a
' u  P% C1 y, o% v" q) Rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
6 j8 ^# i6 F  l7 N  A3 s5 I4 M( rmorning.+ k3 }& g/ x% X6 n! Z3 z' d0 g
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。2 y+ O: }9 o! f. |
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 8 s1 M( V; A* v% D
But why take the risk?  w5 S" B; D7 m0 O* s8 {
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, s1 G8 `3 S& |  q) V# K
“Work fascinates me.“ I can   E5 v/ L, a  U: ^
look at it for hours!
* F- v9 y6 G! @# X! T工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 g* J- i8 ?+ h0 F+ V9 ~; }God made relatives; Thank God we 8 n2 g9 F: g" v: l2 A  s
can choose our friends.0 H% ?1 z4 p3 [/ K
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. t4 J$ m+ p- c: N: C' X9 U( L, y( y) @When two’s ; u5 q' B6 u( p/ d% S
company, three’s the result!
# Q5 e( F  H1 ?6 a1 ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( ?' L8 _8 L5 M) E: }A dress is like a barbed ! g' D% c- `; R2 u6 p
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 O4 ?. H5 P, c0 _2 }7 ^0 l  Rview.
6 `- P, O9 |7 B$ z( K2 ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。" t+ C0 u2 \$ m" C
The more you learn, the more you know,
# g# z3 L7 J$ KThe more you know, the more you forget.
" F5 W: k$ v  e0 J2 c, e" j: bThe more you forget, the less you
$ w, g2 V# W& m4 A3 i" Iknow. So why bother to learn.
" s! W$ A4 ]% O4 v! z" \1 U学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# N# B3 {8 Y* G4 p# [为什么学来着
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