加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 {0 @* |0 C, p% L. h5 U$ }Mastercard & Visa.
: b. T% ]6 y& o# v$ l) K+ o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 G2 p# N1 Y8 ASave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
" E; Z/ _) O+ i# H+ M7 [% Q1 V7 F8 pcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" b+ d, t' M5 ~- k' aEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
2 }7 z  t* D$ V! ?" Q$ snever marry, And when they marry they become
, Z( P2 g5 ~7 [otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ B% O! t0 b' m2 R. wmany relatives.
4 E% Y* C% f8 X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
* v( J. g, k2 P+ g9 ytomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; P  z; U. p( y1 vLove is
3 O0 f  X* ~! i" h! Y! Hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" w2 }/ @) d; ^# y9 A, zchildren.
/ x. G$ A7 O9 ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
) o* |( M7 e! D  y1 G" m3 Sdreams.” So go to sleep.
: R+ n2 ~6 \3 ?“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
) L  u9 H- W+ I/ d: i3 Q6 X0 Ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
3 T1 M. L9 ?2 j* n6 i/ t  x# I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( m# p: V6 E0 Clook at it for hours!
' a; l1 M& x9 h  O5 P' J! d- h工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' o% U) S% r. P, }1 C' XGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ U2 y! [0 |- A; _神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& A  h5 o$ R& @, U# FWhen two’s
' ~0 U- G) z* I1 S" ecompany, three’s the result!
3 u2 h) O3 g' W4 K/ {两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 c( A& t; Y. |" @( }- N  hA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
) s) i9 J& j0 J% d; R- [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ m1 ]  J5 ]  OThe more you learn, the more you know,
- e/ z- _. C6 d  ~4 E9 AThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
5 p# ?$ Y# W' `% yknow. So why bother to learn.
- j; g- S; K* z, m( m% F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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