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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
2 m- h  c+ `/ L5 ~2 k# _; w% g) DMastercard & Visa.; e) n! M' }6 u, ]8 d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, [% B9 y8 O; S6 I/ dOne should love animals. They are
  {% T* c, A' k, g4 @so tasty.2 X7 P  f- }2 O9 x
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& k8 l) h% R9 G
Save water. Shower with your
, E, `) H5 Z2 |/ z2 ~7 {girlfriend.
1 W- R# @* L" J5 w4 _+ U  s' j* N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。/ ~5 J1 a2 e/ \8 c
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。6 I- |  T+ [8 A* v% t
Behind every successful man, there is a 3 A# _& ]0 x3 n6 ?" J
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。8 Z. W( E4 U% a
Every man should marry. After all, : S2 M; O+ [8 c: H$ f
happiness is not the only thing in life.
. l! q, k/ j5 ]. W: M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; ]3 t+ O: o( M5 E* }9 u" S
The wise
1 W( R4 ?& T) f8 g6 Znever marry, And when they marry they become
% l2 Y0 T5 B8 w4 M# [3 V/ lotherwise.9 B! X5 i; m3 i( f
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, S" D* R5 s8 }# E7 `2 J8 |1 ySuccess is a relative term. It brings so
( y: b3 c( ]3 {9 i5 ?- bmany relatives.
/ H! O0 v/ k. x' ~! L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! `9 {1 p7 G4 k: Q) @' t+ dNever put off the work till % s! B) h& }& A0 C! F
tomorrow what you can put off today.4 ]* g, m5 W9 l6 n/ h' }
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# d! l5 O$ f, n1 N0 E7 r7 B' @# ~Love is 9 @* y' Z" x9 V0 j# o) _
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.  H4 ~9 [+ ^3 O0 @+ w
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。' M0 o: }. }4 b/ x5 B; s
Children in ! `( u1 ?5 p1 D% D/ _
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ t' z$ O# Y/ c9 n, x7 P  A
children.
; [) n# z  U. M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 v* z* J5 [; R" I0 c+ x9 u4 e“Your future depends on your
3 F4 q* ?4 n  @6 @# wdreams.” So go to sleep.- r& `& X6 H7 M
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 y8 ]" U9 i  C: j
There should be a 9 N+ }/ \  v1 b; A- l% f( t
better way to start a day than waking up every 2 l4 L( l3 e4 @. q+ v
morning.
, K8 x; [* E4 E5 n7 r4 ]$ F; n  |% b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 b: G2 f" z9 C6 K3 G) P5 S% W“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 2 l! F. H* Y7 l. }6 t* g5 [. H) G
But why take the risk?/ q! M1 ^4 W4 Z' A
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, @+ `8 F2 X, [& v“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* I7 J! E9 ?# ^: ~" W. |! m4 olook at it for hours!
0 B1 h8 B- C7 d. W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。4 m. Z9 i5 H4 I3 R9 T
God made relatives; Thank God we - K( K( P- i6 k0 X! r' s3 u0 x7 @
can choose our friends.
/ L" {2 _; V6 s! A7 _% @& ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 u& H* A) b# D5 _2 n) R/ [When two’s
/ e$ p+ p' l  ^1 }1 Mcompany, three’s the result!
% A% K$ ]' e7 `1 P, h8 l3 p两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ r6 ]5 U9 i" q4 G7 ~
A dress is like a barbed / i/ U- ?9 @' D' h( {) X: d
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the + r# g: ], V% |" R- q9 E% `. F
view.2 M/ h2 T1 Y6 F2 @* p# f
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* m( \' _& r1 m1 \The more you learn, the more you know, & \; X% ]' l  I& q9 p
The more you know, the more you forget.
( ]' }2 q3 _  @- m# YThe more you forget, the less you 1 m" N1 ?' d  w# }% q
know. So why bother to learn.2 [& y- V& w" T1 m
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ c# T" I) M' x* s为什么学来着
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