加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
/ }% m* M: H1 L/ F( j钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
& r3 [8 q1 t3 b# aso tasty.
% M0 @2 J/ A0 y: C' a, W每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
! X* O5 |' H1 R& l' E' W) _% |7 n3 Igirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
8 t, H( f) j* ]4 Q. Z6 o9 {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
# A( V% z7 r) H8 o% ^man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 y# `4 S$ Y' r6 ?, R! Vtwo.
% R( _$ x4 S9 e8 w! B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
  j, M+ C- x' ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# r; s* [$ I# Q5 s$ v. K4 T3 mThe wise
" _! e! \2 t7 q- onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
! A! C! z4 ], H* o# d- M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" ~4 s" L6 t" {* ^( ~, F: {* Y/ QSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
& ^! v' u0 {  e" ^% H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) u! f7 F% J( ]- Y" {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 j; h$ D5 o7 @- u' rLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; p+ W2 ]6 B" g" q* GChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
' b$ e6 L- @6 F; X/ Gdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 l) U! }' Q  p$ N! pmorning.
- {5 ^0 d1 ?4 p6 K9 I2 w! a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 h! U& E2 {4 b* G# J  K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 C. m% |2 E0 q, ?God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
. W7 W/ q9 Q# O" X! r8 X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ }1 {1 {" a! N4 x$ ~  {7 `1 C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ U" `% z6 g  ^  H1 D7 {fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ \/ p; E5 |) C. W: Lview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
9 @" a* r# {9 T, i- k. iThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
5 l8 c" {; X  Y2 p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% L8 A" w8 L& m为什么学来着