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Money is not everything. There’s 5 p6 w1 e& f6 [
Mastercard & Visa.
$ {. E9 L) h, @' k( }, j钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 j, I, G8 C! D( x" b# `( MOne should love animals. They are 3 w! v" l( D: m0 m; B% Z3 U2 H* t
so tasty.4 \3 n+ @# \% k4 ^3 [
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ L2 U/ M4 J# l' L6 i) |1 ^Save water. Shower with your
. {6 k2 `/ w! ^8 d+ A: `& B9 rgirlfriend.) v, T" h9 T- Q( B- V m3 X- \0 `( x
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( E2 g1 D" W2 V6 YLove the neighbor. But don’t get ' ~* F" O5 n! g) v1 \; n/ C
caught.
: u2 D# B% j( K* Z; y. Z9 o$ \4 c要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 {/ E% A* _4 X. I: @2 \Behind every successful man, there is a
/ x6 l, z5 v8 i4 b& ]man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: ?6 r+ B# [; ~5 a& q: L3 h" Dtwo.
% M! J; z- |+ D" B8 B2 [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: m: [+ g. ` N) u- kEvery man should marry. After all,
) M9 U/ V& R1 y4 P8 Qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
& M% {* t5 {' d. s3 i: e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。( h1 f& s1 M7 ^
The wise
: h2 I& p( a$ Z" E* [0 Q5 |never marry, And when they marry they become , t/ g* h5 K0 F1 s
otherwise.
0 q/ ^: J1 G: S% L聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# P7 j' U! \& F3 d8 x8 P7 e
Success is a relative term. It brings so
& v0 {- M; z$ gmany relatives.
. T: \9 R1 N4 R8 R- Z+ l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 I3 X0 B8 c! s7 Q
Never put off the work till
1 Z/ ^. H/ \# \; Ntomorrow what you can put off today.9 S! ^0 [* g! B; G9 p! u
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- |4 p9 u. k# F6 c! t0 E% MLove is ( H# f6 Q) Q- D( [: h. g
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ ^) r, K* V( Y0 U# i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 L% x, {% g: w% M( }Children in
; d6 d% t' x2 G1 y' ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause + V" x0 t" \- {3 j
children.
R8 Q7 h8 a/ u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ u" T1 ]* M8 A3 I' |9 }) Y% x1 q: {% D“Your future depends on your ( ~. J# O1 `" K5 [4 H c1 X1 O
dreams.” So go to sleep.7 R0 n: d3 j- A, c$ u
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
) u) Q. @$ x9 AThere should be a . c5 _1 H' x( U+ P x5 D
better way to start a day than waking up every
6 M6 T& O. |# Z& t$ |7 H3 E+ Omorning.( o8 l2 {6 C d: e
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 g4 g6 S& k5 \1 i, @' x$ y
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 @9 q& }" H9 |5 Z: @: ~0 {But why take the risk? l. \1 R3 M/ \2 X* s/ n6 A
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) I. y$ _& {, B( ]9 }“Work fascinates me.“ I can 8 _9 o% \+ k8 O' \+ d) C1 j
look at it for hours!
7 ?# r. M; @) H$ N# T工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 y. M1 J& {' l# YGod made relatives; Thank God we ) k7 W& u" n# E( D% e
can choose our friends.$ I4 K" i, j1 d! v* E% I
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ D* I( B8 W1 X9 a
When two’s
- s: z% N# ^, d- xcompany, three’s the result!! b2 m9 h. |0 Q; I N- t
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 `7 p' m; M V1 Z6 Y! J% PA dress is like a barbed
' s0 C; o4 ?* |7 U2 _) Ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。3 J3 ?( M3 h( s& _+ l
The more you learn, the more you know,
6 z. j1 [: E8 k% s; G0 kThe more you know, the more you forget.) J* W0 d, V4 x5 L& I) n$ F9 m! ]3 @
The more you forget, the less you % O _4 X' H6 R
know. So why bother to learn.
7 L3 }( A5 Q: X- H3 f6 y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) m3 C: x2 x: O+ d5 j+ r为什么学来着 |
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