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Money is not everything. There’s 1 [) _' x1 O" O6 x" Z
Mastercard & Visa.
, N( t3 a4 ?9 c9 ~! ~& j& ^( l7 S9 x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。( E6 M/ r( @5 v; @/ d' K
One should love animals. They are
; t: N0 o7 Y! ]& j" sso tasty.8 w3 e! `* X. \ T/ E
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( c2 k( p W6 C, a$ jSave water. Shower with your 2 d9 q2 d2 O# D) [! }- W# L
girlfriend.
) G9 T0 W1 ^* {2 T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。8 \; d/ e6 T( k. w- Q1 n
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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2 K' d* J, [4 d# b0 _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ Z# R) P! t7 Q l: B
Behind every successful man, there is a ; n( Q, ~" S k- R/ K/ B8 A" L
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are . e2 \+ @5 y3 N1 ?: u' ?. u
two.1 m2 l9 O. @* P* L7 O3 I
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 a& C: f4 P# D6 o$ u# G9 F/ wEvery man should marry. After all,
6 o& x/ C! r: {/ ]3 @+ xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 g0 `, C6 i* c- n" i7 J7 M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# |1 d: O4 E& y& YThe wise
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otherwise.
5 S- W$ A. [$ o' T聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 H3 S! L6 {: V" Q
Success is a relative term. It brings so 9 X' _3 F/ @, n- Q$ P
many relatives.
$ m+ P" d( ~& p1 @$ Q- N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 [( m' O6 T1 [; S6 gNever put off the work till 8 [/ }8 y7 p% B; b& t+ R9 O
tomorrow what you can put off today.0 [6 z1 R7 x2 f. g+ z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. ?! V1 T8 x/ B- z8 \( MLove is
; P1 p- E/ O; E$ _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: ?4 F0 X0 l' v/ e; P. S爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 E' K: A6 w* @. @2 A4 W
Children in
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children.
y$ k3 w, C' ~' f后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。7 W- F- g" _5 z! G& D
“Your future depends on your
, y3 E6 L# C9 Jdreams.” So go to sleep.
; Z; R6 ^8 r6 p9 n3 l“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
* L' C. J7 v/ W, {& o# |There should be a
, c/ Z+ Q' ^/ b: ~better way to start a day than waking up every
" K8 m. |1 L. V5 {( z& R# s6 Imorning.
5 x: w7 Q3 E% B. ] R% D# l* L2 O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ Z- R: E' F @1 G! ?, P“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ |. H8 [" W) q0 b0 |But why take the risk?
5 ^2 O, w' O! P' @9 l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 u! `; _; D0 `) Z
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( b1 O$ c9 M( e- L, r" Y. Z7 C4 K0 aGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 D, s; }& z0 I- w! ]; bcan choose our friends.9 q, f, g7 s3 M2 `1 Q- U
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。6 f" B2 \7 k. @/ l
When two’s % g# ^4 w. k) a( X& k2 O+ Z# N$ @
company, three’s the result!
6 s# v: {: M' D( z m* h* x两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' Y! H+ _, b" L0 Y( ]& ]
A dress is like a barbed " w* T$ ?- A6 O% y" ^" ^
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the . Y9 ]$ y2 P0 ]) [- q7 x8 {
view.6 T$ w( ?2 M8 D9 D8 T" p
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& W/ h) Z4 H7 Y" y; wThe more you learn, the more you know,
" V/ v$ O9 y4 K% FThe more you know, the more you forget.
% U/ B: L/ U& D2 _The more you forget, the less you 0 b3 q; H- H# c f+ X# F
know. So why bother to learn.
1 D6 J$ ^, Z" N( @8 j4 d; ~; V6 s# o. y8 e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, $ f! R* w2 Y* C1 c
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