加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ n4 U7 ]. j6 F! [# n+ G: }' L' G5 ]7 WMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' f& d; `  Q. wOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ w, I) E$ h2 J1 s3 PSave water. Shower with your
# a; D5 m8 [: c, P% G- ?* Z: A7 j* X! Hgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
& s- W# G" q0 D6 ~caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# q3 I+ P  d; G  E2 d5 fBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 |/ H; L: y- `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ D! h5 g7 \* u6 ?7 g1 tThe wise
; R9 Z; @7 t- s) x9 enever marry, And when they marry they become
; o1 ^; f9 L# A2 V; }2 Totherwise.
# H  f' G+ w4 R$ i聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
- \. _% p$ w% vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
1 |& F- ?2 Q; G" e& t- k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
- o9 J) ~7 R; c$ e' O; N9 j2 utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) s1 W: w% j1 ]( _+ h/ M+ ^! XLove is
- K; w# M. I9 R  D+ y# ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 D% U5 e& b4 R  D7 C* _爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ o# @* m* u8 o: X" j) n“Your future depends on your
* r/ B1 \/ G: h$ z' p5 Udreams.” So go to sleep.
) W% K) G1 u9 {  ^- u+ H“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
( F' u1 c4 \2 p' ~2 G/ _morning.
! T$ i, z% h/ b1 J% D. ~. j应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
5 m7 e9 f9 [3 k, k! w" V努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! C* f. }$ W7 K: ^“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
2 q- d" m& T8 h! {5 m工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. A8 P, I8 w5 oGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ a+ D0 R2 z: C+ z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
! N2 c' M4 ?8 d( u: x7 d) Mcompany, three’s the result!
* n; ]# d/ v9 _* Y2 L- `% L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
2 e( _3 V/ {2 X6 dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ f& }/ k  @! f# Q& C1 w" Zview.
, B' `" g, l6 S1 l7 ]3 {+ C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ h8 {7 ?( Y" G$ tThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
6 C3 U" M2 _$ R3 G, I& ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  R  f# j* |6 m) Q3 W2 j- @为什么学来着