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Money is not everything. There’s + ]( g( A! c1 V% C: J% L% T( Q1 l
Mastercard & Visa.
! J4 i# z. p( ~. r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( O. m3 }9 D7 c9 G2 b( \8 H6 pOne should love animals. They are
5 v: Y( _8 n) ?; x* U: D$ o) Hso tasty.
2 ], g f! `( |1 B# b每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' ]) V* L! e4 u& q; }Save water. Shower with your
& v8 v6 ~0 H+ A1 dgirlfriend.
" y6 I6 z( I; {4 I9 R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- r2 {1 [' d9 B8 Z, E/ W' WLove the neighbor. But don’t get ' l/ R4 {5 D0 S
caught.6 c) C" k% w) O
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ k/ u0 v; Y+ {. j' k; s' {Behind every successful man, there is a / S( A6 ?" |! L& S- W2 K" B
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% @! y* t$ t* G! p! Q- [9 ttwo.
- r8 |, s3 w$ Y* c1 L" b3 L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 a. N1 C2 E7 A% p+ P% \7 T
Every man should marry. After all,
2 r* w) k3 j4 }# h( P9 Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.' i$ e/ [- ^3 Z( [ s$ Q- U1 L. u* ^
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。# w3 T) K5 p l, x6 X
The wise $ O/ y9 ]; Z; k1 M, _1 B
never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( n! u4 w" [) l6 z$ ~# u3 W n
Success is a relative term. It brings so / k6 p3 o! Z. D- Q, Y% I( n
many relatives.
4 y3 y$ z7 k5 _5 k2 H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) {, L: f, \% a5 qNever put off the work till
( a- k, `, { ~tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 e+ c2 Z! q5 ^! L" z+ x不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. p/ y6 r/ U8 ?) E- T" i( H. `7 lLove is
$ A7 h$ C9 }9 Q- b' Wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& R- q, _2 n) e3 h0 t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 ^1 z, a3 c1 g# O
Children in 4 C6 b* j" P% r! M E0 S
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 7 u8 P- A6 V% H/ [) Y
children.: J# v0 J" m7 P0 L( n# y
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* m: z$ A* o* l9 [% m
“Your future depends on your + Z# o. o7 G' n- y& L/ {
dreams.” So go to sleep.! ]& [7 z7 l- ]: y9 O
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
9 n' s1 g4 Y5 g7 t( M, ?There should be a 9 w& K+ A( r8 l2 |
better way to start a day than waking up every
* L, z% H* N4 h Jmorning.: r5 R) @) ~# }! U. n1 C9 i
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 g9 ?5 Z4 P- D“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" j+ k( h/ d3 A+ L; ?. \But why take the risk?/ f T7 _% K3 a+ P( M" ]% T) s
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 l: f& s' l- u( m
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 ~% K/ ^, U( h) B" J2 M9 r# F/ Llook at it for hours!2 i f6 s3 i' O; a
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ y1 c9 |$ v% r; R6 A
God made relatives; Thank God we ) v" A5 h9 v4 M% ?) z$ S& D
can choose our friends." Q, w* P' a7 m7 ^ V0 ]
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ r3 B% }( Y$ J1 e3 n7 _& bWhen two’s - b/ Z1 r9 T, k7 n7 L
company, three’s the result!
. Y: q! A; }; B两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! ?" z2 y3 [0 `/ N
A dress is like a barbed
2 k A: u2 s/ u, b9 Tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 K9 y: K" u8 r: {view.
9 {! O# K* r0 ?' }. B; R服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 s3 q$ F8 {$ \/ ZThe more you learn, the more you know, ( [" `% k, X j4 t4 [6 \
The more you know, the more you forget.7 i3 ]" ?. l6 R; Z0 d; |
The more you forget, the less you 4 m. ?: T- z; v. j& K% X6 Z
know. So why bother to learn.1 f4 U$ {3 K# V
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- O# ~% O) f* w- I# ?为什么学来着 |
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