加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
8 [8 [8 L+ k: X* c5 lMastercard & Visa.
; N. T$ \8 h/ Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
/ G3 |1 @4 ], q( F' H7 r3 a: M4 wOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# M7 g& r. q2 S( ?* N2 i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 q: C3 y9 S+ p1 Q+ L+ r, D: PSave water. Shower with your
+ E9 z5 A7 M: r: Ggirlfriend.
* \6 \  _! R' V* L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 L- t9 [, a: r4 J; d; y0 p2 g" jBehind every successful man, there is a
: G  }, s2 M) u$ Gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, I1 A( V6 _+ ]( ntwo.
2 B$ q1 f8 y% w+ E每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
- _1 h  k; @1 z; m. @8 R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
8 C. i! I" \# M5 K  j% Motherwise.
7 w2 C. S8 h: F! ^, {4 I/ `聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. I/ F* \3 j5 a6 Ftomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 J+ d6 I2 C% p# |1 f" h+ I  gLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
$ b. b7 F( z0 x0 a/ s+ ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ n  r6 X8 B( a  L* O* |children.
( G1 u$ S: Z2 `7 S: ^9 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; Z/ ?" e8 R8 a; S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. f* W/ b8 P( k0 d, ~5 x# M' W8 bThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ J- g- r* B1 B2 Ymorning.
! Y7 E$ o5 d* t. m, f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% B* r6 _% W0 G$ j' g“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, Y* q  u" `1 }4 a* `* \2 llook at it for hours!
, Z4 j8 L! b" y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
8 b  E, Z& L5 D) E! x" \: [& S9 gcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ K0 Z  |' S- r4 YWhen two’s
' s2 T+ |; y7 i. _! |company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' M" O9 x% [4 T2 O* `$ D1 Rview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 c' ?7 L! O# u8 F3 M2 jThe more you learn, the more you know,
. o$ f3 e* j$ b$ c# l8 O: TThe more you know, the more you forget.
% s9 H* K' p( s+ u; N# ~0 bThe more you forget, the less you
, G8 ^. o$ |5 c- lknow. So why bother to learn.
- X3 n" q7 ~6 j- C% Q3 m! o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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