加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# K& d; |9 g0 gOne should love animals. They are
$ C3 q  ?( P: J! m! ?so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! Z- k$ r; S, b! mSave water. Shower with your
+ w( C' i+ e/ Y6 q) Cgirlfriend.
, |" o% {9 [/ f要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% O3 U0 `& b" e' J0 C: N% }Behind every successful man, there is a
$ s: `! b5 g* C. Tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% s! i1 }7 i3 {6 q5 L1 Ctwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 M. s# {/ M& t: w3 z% d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ S, k+ a# u: y8 mThe wise
6 ?8 \5 `2 Z- o' Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
( P7 L' ?7 n. l4 Q# }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
) r* k- n1 k. s/ C; P, ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* R7 I0 l  ~" Y: _" X* DNever put off the work till
5 u% w7 ^9 T* o, V. C" C1 c1 W& Ktomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  f4 k' O; x  |7 W7 \7 }Love is
3 S8 K1 Y# [9 w, n% p, `* X* kphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 g8 V; K1 D, A0 |8 c. G9 ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 C/ M/ J: |; w" OChildren in
( O% r* D9 M+ X: T7 k( ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* D  D3 N" @: J$ H! [, Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
  ]/ Z1 h# _; G% W5 v7 w/ v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% k/ z  [$ G+ [6 O+ g5 _3 V8 \7 H* G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
2 e- U4 p4 B8 k2 O$ A( o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# N9 W/ o: ~: wlook at it for hours!
$ k( E: h( z, [3 Y9 F( T7 i工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. H: ]$ H& j/ d6 n' `4 Y4 WGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
3 r" P/ g0 q% m" Jcompany, three’s the result!
7 O- M9 s/ G7 }( R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 ^  |0 d0 w- d4 Q# R: \8 lA dress is like a barbed
3 c) M+ L0 ?, Z, Vfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
8 S3 f' i8 w* I% m7 cThe more you know, the more you forget.
% h' e, ?) v) h" M( n  LThe more you forget, the less you
5 u$ ~# ?' W$ hknow. So why bother to learn.
# @4 d* ]8 v* ]# N' f4 d4 n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 X' A7 Z* l" j/ G  e1 e6 u为什么学来着