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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s . d: J; n) f. S' l) F
Mastercard & Visa.
; \3 Q4 I( T$ B. J6 C! n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。, y2 n% v# i9 x. b! k
One should love animals. They are . _5 o* O1 o; _; f, c# N8 s0 j
so tasty.' q; a7 L1 |1 }/ {& p6 y& ?5 |
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 I  w) q9 g# [$ A6 @Save water. Shower with your . |) V. n" ?2 }( t8 l
girlfriend.
4 ^) J: q0 C( N, k( H  G要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 J) w7 n+ G. g" wLove the neighbor. But don’t get ' |" \7 T% L( M' ]7 z
caught.
. K% v: E2 R- T8 L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( J2 [+ l3 w' l, \2 hBehind every successful man, there is a ) E( f# b5 t9 C& z& @4 A  ~
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are % z4 y  i; o  L
two.
' I; Q/ |1 Z$ ?' [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; t! F: @: {; Y0 y1 W7 w' y8 pEvery man should marry. After all,
% o) f1 J$ ^3 @( \: X( n! E7 O/ nhappiness is not the only thing in life.8 ?# {$ _4 w* C3 B4 V
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。3 b" M( j9 Y, f; R4 Y/ N1 V) k$ o
The wise / U4 l# @0 l) u1 I# Z! h: d5 x& @
never marry, And when they marry they become : E  m9 Q- O% W
otherwise.7 \+ ?! T8 ~& o  ~2 y
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 Y3 ]6 d! w/ I% V2 lSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 1 R- H  u9 b& U% l* }7 [$ n/ o
many relatives.' Z. V; `; @. g5 v
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, O/ O  E! M# H0 a$ u+ h# ^/ [
Never put off the work till
& N! o; `( v/ atomorrow what you can put off today.
3 I- P+ W. S7 T: |! v不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
5 [) Z7 o$ K7 X% k4 m# qLove is
* c* s+ p: |& |8 W. @$ D* W' fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop." f, `  X0 l- y8 s- `
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! J! b7 H5 c& r/ BChildren in ! X6 b+ {$ p& z+ }
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 j9 U6 e: i2 S; wchildren.
6 g: u0 _' c8 u( X6 w- D/ x( Z) ?" a5 W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% x' }8 M/ U3 ^
“Your future depends on your
) r( F: V. C# B0 Y! A  |dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 i$ p, N+ L2 _9 }, Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 K6 K3 }4 h- p# h
There should be a
% X' _# j4 i% L3 c4 f" |better way to start a day than waking up every
- V; e+ G, \" _+ |1 bmorning./ l- ]1 B2 A2 G
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。% e6 D  X) X% D
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ % z& D  J2 w2 j' U7 Y
But why take the risk?2 M& O/ J4 ~0 M$ P. t
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) c2 S2 |2 _' K. n" d
“Work fascinates me.“ I can * |# I4 d- m7 W& b
look at it for hours!& M( |8 r' f$ {6 G9 k* l
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 R/ N  E/ X3 ^) S: m5 v1 ^God made relatives; Thank God we
8 b- z* C: e  ?can choose our friends.
( l& y* S' V! G) F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( }" a& ^, ^3 P2 X' ^
When two’s
( B" }8 l( Q1 l5 ncompany, three’s the result!% P: c' ?, {: q5 O
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# F; J. m& K. q
A dress is like a barbed
1 d/ C( |: L- o8 A1 I2 V% ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' R: A: ^2 j- j' T0 w/ O% ~view.- d% [) A0 q. I( m& y
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 t& L: S1 u% v, wThe more you learn, the more you know,
- [% i% w/ n7 M9 @1 H0 UThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 Z# P9 c, F% N* K& }  a9 Z* XThe more you forget, the less you + `# [! }- P+ o0 d; C
know. So why bother to learn.
# Q# \. g" F3 E* a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, / {# e  y/ c# M$ a. i
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