加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
4 j1 L( Y9 ]4 C- a2 yMastercard & Visa.
. K5 n% j4 \) k' x9 x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 g) O; e2 v( }$ QOne should love animals. They are
7 k4 k' W  R8 H0 lso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 L( b1 f4 K! B8 T- o, iSave water. Shower with your
4 y9 M& \  X& [8 e& Rgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  i# ?6 b, a' ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
2 G- \  k0 A- Q) r" P# dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, h, m! y0 ^, N/ W% Jtwo.
1 {! U; @. N9 ^- k' I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ D+ }5 h' |2 T0 s7 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  Q) ]/ I$ N- i0 `4 ]/ }  }0 \The wise
1 t, e5 S* M4 X5 D( l; m( nnever marry, And when they marry they become
5 X: A5 o8 S& s5 h2 `% t: Iotherwise.
( c# o5 m4 [6 t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% C+ H" w1 J8 ]7 nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* l6 |8 Z% _* e1 P+ m! y& H4 {Never put off the work till
( P/ Z5 G- b  I: D4 dtomorrow what you can put off today.
8 W9 S, [0 z( k* a$ a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! j- e' F* u3 G: ILove is
8 F6 {- }6 y; z& \& O1 d. U3 |- Iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
" J/ V& S$ q" N2 c: l0 i3 V" d后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
5 v+ R! ~1 B, gdreams.” So go to sleep.
: r3 |4 }7 U* Q$ L- d! x( N& x$ m“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ Z, K8 G# h: S, gmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
& C- X4 I! x4 Y0 M  x+ x, p努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
; `5 b" B! s. ^) Xlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
7 M, o5 A+ B# A9 V" K& lcan choose our friends.
& }8 F- g! u7 V# {" r  Q6 c3 n神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 W# I2 {9 ?$ P* ~/ zA dress is like a barbed
+ v' q# P1 r: s$ m& U- g4 ~fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
  O! g& K# K% K; t3 y1 K5 a服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
, P4 T0 n  N4 o( V1 j8 z* K( [. e( ?The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着