加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
" z( ~; j/ `; `6 D( F: `) dMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
  X' g) F$ b6 V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ [4 ?2 w0 ^9 E* L+ |girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
  W6 r3 Q) H$ C( y0 y% Zcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 E+ F& M( Y5 p7 jBehind every successful man, there is a
& o! }' U, c# P% U4 K  X! u) u: Pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( b9 E0 ?$ w) N4 stwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
( O) c2 m8 {6 o" l5 ]1 F6 f9 {happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! u' Z' o3 c# r( m" vmany relatives.
* B; ]' a  c) x$ v4 s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" G' Z, I4 |$ ?( ?Never put off the work till
/ _4 v$ B8 r/ w2 L3 m4 G$ x) gtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
8 x- ^: W) G! b% s2 W1 f9 Vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 R1 ?8 g  |1 s4 h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! L. w+ J" c. m& _+ ?“Your future depends on your
# o! X0 m& I; ^0 t" @1 [dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ P* Z2 v" z9 HThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
+ n' F: y  j: F$ g, E应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
( ?0 Q1 c: f9 O" E) o6 P9 q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 ^$ [- s7 L5 E% y8 e“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% b) h' ]7 e; ^/ _- O' A+ ~look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 C, s0 C( V1 P( ~" XGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
# t- [# W( c& J: K% |& j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
  _, x# X0 ?( H) n2 {& Vfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
, O1 c. e9 |0 `  J7 L1 Fview.
! I) {3 x' U; y% q6 j6 P4 s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
9 H' l- P/ r$ {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
; N' N7 a% o; d! Q为什么学来着