加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
9 e+ G/ ^; U% {9 @+ D* E' `: @& b9 A3 U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 N4 ]* ^* ^/ WSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
# C5 K! @: I# y1 ^- |1 J% F2 E. h要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- ^: O. p3 j0 i% j* ~Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 j4 x7 S. o( ]4 c1 L7 q7 L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- B+ O& p! g! r" w% wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
- l& s) i7 t, O% o) Q" i  zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
/ e8 e" ]( g% W再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" V9 w& Z- f# C" g' XThe wise
8 z8 g2 a. {( \$ I3 }( |' K- ^$ Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
) h; W- t4 t( B1 W/ lotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ s- p4 v, i: n* |5 ~) |不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
: ?; H- B0 A  I8 m, W9 [" x% |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 ~+ l( L9 [) @) \Children in
' w  J* M7 T) Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 J3 G; \# N3 J# z. l“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, _  K9 x2 i0 b4 M$ B0 u- ]3 m* e1 r4 }“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
3 o. t4 t9 X* K  n! e3 J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  \1 Y  l' E1 Y. rGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
) U, g: D; D4 w. [/ }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 F+ ^2 @* U% AWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ O' r0 C2 i& C9 V, [fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ p0 j/ V) ~, u) E" Y$ A# {view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# J# t# q9 n/ i) ?8 A* c2 ?know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着