加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ c" x5 C. U" i- J' J; }! dso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% i* j+ M+ D# z  h0 [/ N) s6 K; [3 ^Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 [' X2 c2 a# I8 }, gLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( @5 ]+ C* \  M% Q1 B  ~; \, Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 q/ r( s$ M5 J+ Q. J1 htwo.
3 p! V0 h4 d+ }, E" }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 n0 O2 V, w( RThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 D6 k0 ?4 v& B3 o( GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
! F6 |8 [* \5 {$ U+ K3 g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
# E; x; t7 r2 A$ H$ F( e; `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: F: O/ L& y- S7 I9 ]Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 t, k4 q. {5 Q/ |5 D$ j; ?* Echildren.
3 W, B& w  T& y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
0 U4 ~6 l3 \, ~! O1 b" qdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
- j/ i- J+ @0 h2 f7 b8 Jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
5 v% L( W# a3 @- A6 O5 I6 P' IBut why take the risk?
' P! c8 }, w0 T, s3 f* ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- ^& G- R( Z2 I* `# P6 J“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 ]/ _$ U2 P, W$ k, W7 wlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
7 Y# F- f( T5 HGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% \1 A, e6 e9 fWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; b! U+ R- A1 I6 Fview.
5 S9 v+ K9 x. o5 j$ y2 \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# R; x" r+ R& T. h3 v6 h" O6 jThe more you forget, the less you
& l: z" i- D) L  kknow. So why bother to learn.
/ C# W, k. b& C7 K) g  C学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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