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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
$ |" D7 n# m7 ~4 s' SMastercard & Visa.
  c; P7 v( N, Y! r# P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! U6 G8 H7 Q0 ~( i. w7 F" M9 D: ^One should love animals. They are
, H! L3 E' Z9 |1 k6 X2 r% }! {so tasty.1 o. S2 b( M# s7 J, i9 L1 f6 g- K
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ @9 ?2 i3 U0 |$ I6 O( GSave water. Shower with your
' f8 q& Y* j4 P) B9 F' Pgirlfriend.
# D6 |+ D+ T5 m7 p, S$ Z6 ]: q8 R4 v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 k7 u/ s9 I/ Z1 M
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% T; W+ K, n$ H5 l3 J; ?/ v/ fcaught.
* Y/ u3 Q7 V7 o" @, I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 n4 z  ?  B  X& z, O1 p2 E
Behind every successful man, there is a 7 S: d* I+ v! s) G1 N
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 0 a4 D/ r8 ^+ t
two.
  n: ~% I2 z7 c0 k8 Q3 _每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 R! m0 X  t4 WEvery man should marry. After all,   B( I! E8 V; Y# n$ p
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' @) l- K3 ^2 J* N1 k% y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) w. u! c) a- u0 Y. X+ hThe wise 7 x( m7 J( @. N
never marry, And when they marry they become
: m% Z2 B' q' Q8 [4 J, ~8 |9 V. m# Xotherwise.
1 o9 Z# p# K; Y- S! H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。- U2 C/ S8 n+ f: W
Success is a relative term. It brings so
& u; z3 ^4 x3 V7 c7 mmany relatives.9 i, f( c$ u' Q5 d
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 b0 c" w, E3 i6 l2 dNever put off the work till : j& N* c" R) z! X5 C
tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 y) N/ n0 o/ }* M1 {" n+ f$ }不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% B. U8 j/ s3 I0 zLove is
6 K: f. V; p+ G9 zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' E; E, u- X5 E: j6 X/ O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. z( p+ L0 X, O* eChildren in ( h1 n% }( u; q
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* D. T8 @" ~+ A  ?, Y9 Gchildren.
' _0 i0 M; H, G. `% M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( v) [' ]+ n  }5 D! M3 k6 P, O2 S“Your future depends on your - O. P+ b% _/ r# ]$ C4 ]
dreams.” So go to sleep.0 x5 W1 W# q, d9 G3 F) Y1 K8 l2 j
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
) e6 h8 w1 T5 @% J/ n  l/ I9 XThere should be a
. L4 }" f. h/ j' g3 k! A. [7 W6 L4 nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
) W0 V7 g" Q( N6 h" z; X/ Y  o, [morning.9 ]7 e( P" p& F! F. i5 [0 |
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: P4 [3 F; `" G+ P9 j
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ # ]' ~! N8 K+ W! u. R5 a
But why take the risk?
$ B: L8 B# }5 I9 e+ ~3 K/ L8 b3 ~# F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 ?+ A, w3 ~0 U8 I( V* |“Work fascinates me.“ I can # o6 {% o" ]) U, L7 E
look at it for hours!" C1 P2 ?! N) M6 I
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 V4 J, O7 ~- m4 jGod made relatives; Thank God we
" j9 o1 H3 l, _# F* D  [# y* T  lcan choose our friends.( h7 X. ]3 _/ v$ W5 e4 T  K4 D6 p
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ j' N7 o- \2 R" `' HWhen two’s 0 b  @6 u+ H# O5 s( Y. Z
company, three’s the result!3 w: K9 ?+ `% L" ?1 [2 U
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# W9 @+ x: ?9 H! K7 }, c$ _  HA dress is like a barbed
2 K" S0 A, l& g1 l4 pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the & R: r3 _+ _4 ^2 @0 j% t
view.2 `% J# ~: c) V% A
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# R8 `, ]; X  XThe more you learn, the more you know,
* D9 S+ s5 D% c  x9 XThe more you know, the more you forget.' q4 z+ I# B7 q" I# d
The more you forget, the less you ( [/ i" b) _  X- Y3 h
know. So why bother to learn.
5 R, k. o0 h  @( E5 k2 T: M% T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 k1 U5 \1 q7 N& v1 o+ \1 Q: W为什么学来着
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