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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
2 f* v$ _% T- VMastercard & Visa.4 e1 q$ j. O6 P: E. i# L
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) V  ^6 l# K: o! E: s8 VOne should love animals. They are
. K( f3 K+ U' {) f+ J3 _! Wso tasty.
# w2 W% l/ `0 f" |' ~* K& Y5 h每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" E2 _4 n  x8 m6 t: ?$ A$ J1 KSave water. Shower with your
- d+ a2 R; ?5 o* qgirlfriend.. P2 Y7 B+ ^& [" @# r
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& ]1 x" H* z% ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get
) k% L0 L; g  {$ I1 m9 rcaught.
/ H7 p$ B# B+ f5 w" o2 |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 V6 l" R+ [! P' p
Behind every successful man, there is a
  u4 I6 F7 }! j$ N5 C* x2 p( Dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 t& p7 @5 a4 [Every man should marry. After all,
0 L: f& b0 A4 t7 i2 |9 ~; N$ ?happiness is not the only thing in life.1 k( a8 x4 j6 p, N0 l
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. a" B0 [# D. O. C( u9 G
The wise
( y) ~! b1 s( Z6 X. B7 wnever marry, And when they marry they become   k2 w" t: s6 b7 `; t7 e
otherwise.( h  V7 ^, O" I. n
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& k0 O( |# Q7 A0 ISuccess is a relative term. It brings so ( e- R0 ^! M& b5 r
many relatives.
1 z" k$ ?% z- F% T/ h3 L7 v# A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- B0 B1 [4 q/ m/ G, y8 i/ T8 NNever put off the work till
+ `/ c8 r7 p* c. V6 ]tomorrow what you can put off today." ]2 W$ l( A3 M& I. l( \5 S
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。( `* k) W1 c% O9 s
Love is & ]' E' C- j: s9 F% H5 c
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- g+ l" n  I$ O$ X8 D4 ~2 e爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 P" p4 X# k/ {( g
Children in
7 l  _/ d6 W) e% E% [# ^, ^backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 4 ^- R7 `4 l( r
children.
- N( z+ y) U8 S$ ?0 H/ A, q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 S- c  J( b4 e5 `+ X“Your future depends on your
' m1 T: x( O6 T, n9 F1 wdreams.” So go to sleep.
; m$ n. s% I8 N) _; n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) T9 y" ]( Z. Z7 B, X
There should be a 2 m* s7 E5 r, s' Q% W8 C
better way to start a day than waking up every
' N- E6 U: ~, A" M* r6 u* Fmorning.5 c% W) @7 Z+ S$ a. Z' O* ?0 N
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。! x. ?! d8 v/ s" K
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ # P( J" ~; I/ h4 T
But why take the risk?" x" S  ^! b8 V+ K5 \9 f
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。1 X9 w- {0 G# f
“Work fascinates me.“ I can % D& O$ R* j( ^' G' f4 g' x
look at it for hours!
  u9 i- l, _7 Q0 c工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。5 r$ i7 [# x# x6 b5 K  t
God made relatives; Thank God we
, k" @. _% G. A/ k- {can choose our friends.
3 ~+ T2 R5 F9 f1 a2 C/ _) T" }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ c, e; Q' E" G6 O: l; P
When two’s 3 M7 {. {2 }2 Q) Y- R
company, three’s the result!
, f1 _# M+ L- b2 L! p# Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 A: k5 f0 h: l3 J
A dress is like a barbed
) J! `5 J7 J7 P1 A7 p1 \$ afence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( h1 ]$ K1 \6 `5 g) t+ \3 h6 m9 R
view., e1 b& [' F/ ]! {* o
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 A  M( B# p% W2 |3 HThe more you learn, the more you know, ) u, d* @4 z+ z, D* G
The more you know, the more you forget.
- K; ~+ b. ^: \' n2 M! E' T* XThe more you forget, the less you - ~+ h# k8 g; o* x+ n+ M
know. So why bother to learn.7 D/ s0 {7 }1 G. p8 V9 \+ M
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
/ y' F. X( X0 P. ^9 O/ _为什么学来着
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