加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
6 k, [+ V, j: {* Q# M6 f2 HMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 C/ v2 ?: ]3 U. J/ K" cOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
. A2 v. e# T! [, [' m8 ]要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% p) z/ l& Z4 J* V) F) X" C) jcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& w( O8 A+ M- n% A9 u9 RBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ `  l+ C; V7 j! r  d" Ktwo.
3 |9 }1 A; f$ h* C每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 W$ S! L3 w7 g4 f0 ]Every man should marry. After all,
3 r  r( x) N# u" _, Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" @# @9 J( c" L4 G" B" pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
' m9 y  }% m6 l) B8 Yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. M& L  J+ ~: FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
6 c' Z  B# K2 B! }. N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 i: o  Y& y& I# c/ L6 Ctomorrow what you can put off today.
" l0 U# [# c# o5 d, [不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
( W: p. M) Q* @& MLove is
9 a2 O( d, H9 B" n/ a% ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, c( i3 A# f7 s+ C8 ^' SChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  @; L& |) h9 E3 D2 U8 j) h6 ^children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' n! V, W5 @& f  \$ o3 _' Y2 a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
( i# ], |4 s# f2 {There should be a
( P+ k- ~5 e& E# j! t8 A0 I! |better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ l" {& z4 e: P# M& B' c“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
$ U& t  f) z/ O9 T0 T! \) X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
% E, R! Z; i6 ^! N: I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 p, n, d! K4 ]  i( |2 e; F! t  {A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  p0 l& r/ `; iview.
3 r. Z. a' E5 e8 l1 @; X9 X4 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
: @- X" H6 E9 \$ QThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ g! N  e/ v) |% s$ L+ rThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
; q3 F" e) z' a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 w6 S' G% v3 L+ Y6 p/ g为什么学来着