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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s & ~2 @/ ^1 |* _4 `9 k
Mastercard & Visa." Q2 y9 ]+ y  E; s: K2 P
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 P. g% K6 U8 s4 `One should love animals. They are
' m- s  i3 B0 G  {! oso tasty.
& f" |$ {$ a' Z4 V& W- p# I% i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) U. W% T' e  m8 e+ N2 t% A8 [. z8 f
Save water. Shower with your , e. O: k6 y8 {  p
girlfriend.& H( m7 C4 h0 q: J3 h* d; S" ]( c7 x
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 q' C5 c' f9 C0 U4 X, @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
! _/ e9 M. n0 \2 Ycaught.
9 W5 d3 ~1 j9 e7 R6 ^; g9 z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# h" X9 Z7 H( C" o; K+ s. u
Behind every successful man, there is a   Q" r; b: O! }) h
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 2 g9 v7 {' z9 U
two.
8 _& R+ {+ h/ b2 o( C) E. }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。3 {) o: U% X/ w# r9 `9 z( t
Every man should marry. After all,
! B0 \7 Y0 q, z6 z; i6 i+ phappiness is not the only thing in life.! u4 H  h9 e6 t/ s9 r; E
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 t* U! [. n9 G( J) {7 N  NThe wise
- g! f) E. x4 F. B3 c! rnever marry, And when they marry they become
8 J. F% e# ]! k* j, x$ S8 d  ootherwise.
9 z+ b& z5 }9 g, ~& R' ]4 I# U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。" |- V. u9 i+ b, x" O" }
Success is a relative term. It brings so
9 r9 ~+ \! A- j# x& ]' q6 D2 h' Lmany relatives.
) |6 _4 x( }" D  k1 ^1 a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! m# Y' H$ O( e- A/ j6 |; l" r4 YNever put off the work till 3 H+ l9 K1 N5 i& V# w
tomorrow what you can put off today.
, {3 P2 Y8 K* ^1 ~不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ `6 C0 Y4 u5 k, h9 V) B" N9 r3 n
Love is
' O( _+ h; H9 W. v* M5 ?' ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.4 H; [( o1 _; \7 S& b1 R, M$ T
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; ~) E9 F: C: n* M7 `, k& Y
Children in 5 E. r) f: L) K: ?0 Y
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 q+ y. I- U4 T  P8 C; kchildren.
6 I2 S$ u3 Y  h2 [$ o" |$ Y# g+ ~; s后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! n5 n4 `1 ]& `  B5 d* U0 H
“Your future depends on your ) D* L* T6 ?- |4 b* b# ]2 Y2 `5 |) T
dreams.” So go to sleep.9 u3 g* F* A8 G9 H0 P% M5 E
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
  q2 R# @+ y+ o' F1 U" CThere should be a
- v7 D  p! U& T4 Dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
- {, w+ f  P/ U# Zmorning.
, I+ l9 C2 T& u/ _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ H( X7 M' E# p$ |" M) F: l7 }; ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( @/ k, M/ S9 Y* \; W2 R" k, ]But why take the risk?
; A, h$ m; P) X4 E' K1 b努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。1 D  P) v1 a: _
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 N+ R7 `7 t% \0 _+ blook at it for hours!
) g' s% y+ N1 ], C. ]; D工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。0 u4 m6 B- X3 P7 U3 ^+ m/ O1 @4 N
God made relatives; Thank God we 5 F8 I; r7 r! T1 W8 a
can choose our friends.
* e' Y9 H4 n+ q: z! @2 @神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( M2 C7 U8 O# K4 j+ Z# W
When two’s - u: M8 p9 b% _# y
company, three’s the result!# g2 C+ M9 p; P8 j* Q% I& [- _
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' s  K. ]2 x1 x$ \! E. P1 }' e
A dress is like a barbed . [' _% @5 u* c7 B) M$ Z
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 |2 x/ R! j# R( }, Vview.
8 N; l1 q/ y/ n6 I8 }5 G# J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' l, C! x# |+ Y/ iThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 q9 X% K- v' z, l8 [The more you know, the more you forget.! h- C$ z- H$ E3 U
The more you forget, the less you - p3 g% G, q9 O- U# f
know. So why bother to learn.
1 t( F6 F% j/ P0 a8 y2 V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' ]7 B+ b; b4 j/ q3 y为什么学来着
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