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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
8 r: {6 t+ I+ [( U7 `5 R: F$ Q/ {Mastercard & Visa.
1 B" P+ |" M( @0 U3 R) g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ c' C7 N5 \  f0 Q: G
One should love animals. They are
' D3 I# J) ]5 Eso tasty.
" a+ W3 L5 b2 a% b0 j每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! I8 Q- \' O! p$ W( ESave water. Shower with your # {  y* ]( Y1 q5 Y, T) k
girlfriend.
2 S" d( t8 J/ [; f7 _+ a要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: s7 h4 |% y+ r& j! A: K9 ]6 Y; {Love the neighbor. But don’t get ) ?- ~; Q/ u# z) V
caught.
- }3 g! V% ?# {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ e0 a5 ^- u4 r+ \1 Y( X+ wBehind every successful man, there is a
% [0 g$ o4 ]& i3 \: U5 aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ c: r6 O) _1 [0 S) {Every man should marry. After all,
; ]2 C7 l: H, i6 [% fhappiness is not the only thing in life.+ A& q" s9 x; C. Y* _
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 _+ Q3 Q) A% ?9 t8 k9 d
The wise & i  z* V. z9 L! r
never marry, And when they marry they become / ~1 O% H/ m: n) b! @
otherwise.. v* J- w  x0 Z  J; F; b. w
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。* o' ^- q* G3 r7 ]' w
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 `' [7 s6 H5 ~8 y) bmany relatives.
, J7 q! B# S6 R. T5 p成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& ]- e7 z5 F5 H, g, f
Never put off the work till
' p( F$ K8 a) E1 v% |- @9 W/ \6 Xtomorrow what you can put off today.
) ?- {6 S0 L1 |# ~" z; U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。5 T1 U1 J/ {; U0 y# u) R# D8 n  k7 y$ R
Love is
& {- ]1 \! V' {1 |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  l; A( X" Y) g' E/ w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。! |9 `7 I- T$ x0 Y
Children in
6 W/ P( _9 j( e( Xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 b7 q4 u2 J) P6 x$ T2 f9 P8 Uchildren.
. s" T, \* [8 m# @' \1 u8 P) Y7 ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。) d$ k$ n1 d) _0 P9 u0 A9 Y8 R6 |
“Your future depends on your 8 U- ~4 y2 v) c& C
dreams.” So go to sleep.& D9 ?' B5 Y# s2 J- U
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 k8 [, e8 e* zThere should be a
# D, L, c: @$ K: {7 _* fbetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 F! s0 r1 N" t% @1 w; a% Dmorning.
- T5 D: C3 G- |+ l4 N" g+ V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 N8 O7 H: v1 ]8 k“Hard work never killed anybody.“ / y, y# t4 z) ]+ h- r5 J8 U
But why take the risk?
% B- [3 w4 I9 [5 a* W* ^  X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! n4 |: a# [- {) [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. q( k- A0 H8 @: K# a5 ]9 C' G6 E1 Tlook at it for hours!+ }$ ~& H8 c. A. v
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 m  X$ n4 G6 }6 ?5 `God made relatives; Thank God we
/ n; I9 Y* s5 u4 M- Ecan choose our friends.
" x* n, w! b8 f9 i/ s4 w+ h) g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  ]- {& U6 B+ O1 m& V4 C; \- UWhen two’s % a$ L4 n  |3 H' }5 A
company, three’s the result!
: O* j9 C2 O* B( I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 H! C$ t( B2 T# L
A dress is like a barbed & ~0 g8 j$ i8 A, x( @+ A
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the - G) u4 Y1 M) t6 G, M& D2 G+ o$ f
view.
) ^: Z# g$ M. e: s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8 i' A8 a5 y) b8 C
The more you learn, the more you know,
. p- ~" }1 m, o3 _0 rThe more you know, the more you forget.
! \- s# s6 s% YThe more you forget, the less you ; M8 w9 s* S5 D$ r7 M( H
know. So why bother to learn.0 T4 U% ~% ^. x" C
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) I& v" j8 G" |1 t为什么学来着
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