加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! I: k9 r# o* _- vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ e6 a7 _# J9 S5 j, |7 n7 zLove the neighbor. But don’t get
! o  C" l% ]8 l3 scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 ]7 X6 p" q! y1 Vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
. n* ^! o: U* x+ N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* u9 v6 z4 U4 xEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
4 g& o2 z3 B+ h* M5 v, h9 c9 Pnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
1 ]. x4 K4 W5 R& Y5 o/ t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
* [' W( z0 o$ t4 J& ]tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& h" \: b+ G( t; ^/ r! X1 aLove is
/ o" t) d9 l. t  e  X8 [5 Qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 f6 E# ^3 I% B$ M; P& IChildren in
* [# \+ Y; [& @3 d- [backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 M4 g) J9 V5 W" p3 A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# A5 }( s! ^$ i$ a) k) s! i: adreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ B2 {/ \( u' fThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& F, g) E  g+ t+ a& M, ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 e1 b4 I/ G7 X: a% t# S“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% J3 Y! {3 `* U8 x; HBut why take the risk?
) h& H; D# [. J4 y) t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, b3 o2 x# R* U- D“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ w- R0 q/ P5 c3 h$ {God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- Z/ c& \! [  P$ g: O+ sWhen two’s
2 c. Z6 N9 r5 K9 M4 Zcompany, three’s the result!
9 L) a- n" x. U- _5 W# c0 q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 y# d- P5 O' X  c! t3 jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ D; f1 i  {& A6 pThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
, p9 @0 k7 s9 `0 F) U3 _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着