加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
$ I7 @7 u- b3 g0 ~% X8 T; L钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 |+ ?) I* t4 U# E# IOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" J( E7 z, J/ R: E7 [girlfriend.
7 q( n, M1 Z/ ?! U+ K) K7 c* }- u+ V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
  T) O* ]8 I" G0 H: yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# t; g; J/ o9 W: e8 e8 O+ C: ?' ?/ k5 ktwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& k, l0 m, f+ zEvery man should marry. After all,
! y- c# F0 J+ |  n: qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
% P0 x, l! [- c! a8 p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
1 e; a3 A4 Q* M8 g& f6 M, p成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 E1 _- o2 l% F3 Y: _Never put off the work till
  {! c, R8 I" q& r) h0 Gtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
* N+ i  [) {% v* l2 t% a  L  @Children in
( P, f' _0 T) Z2 F9 c8 d; jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 y2 z# O* A( Ochildren.
' j& [0 w5 N7 J, N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! @1 f6 m2 ]  O! d, g5 O% l$ J“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
: Q. \! `" [1 V; X6 L5 WThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 v* w( i9 Q5 O6 A4 imorning.
5 u5 v7 ^; ^/ {: W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( E! K( C3 i3 K7 N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
) _5 Y' }8 M1 |. g7 n7 ^, X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" ?  Y: l: d  z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ b+ X( W. X3 i9 y* r% |+ C4 c) Dlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 B( Q6 |- A! l0 V" i1 h1 _! tcan choose our friends.
; M# \: q* s% `7 W! {% x神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
0 k+ A; U: z" g& b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
) M, c6 ?6 J* [" LThe more you know, the more you forget.
7 ~4 P7 w* X' WThe more you forget, the less you
6 g; C; a% H& \; R: k% T  `7 K  o' sknow. So why bother to learn.
4 I8 I8 P! C- E2 q5 n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: v8 n! J  A0 D6 i为什么学来着