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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ( ?! `. B9 `* h) z& S- B
Mastercard & Visa.
8 E3 L3 J5 W- Y7 B) ]' c钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. R+ Y: D* E. I# d# |3 Y3 ]1 B
One should love animals. They are
! Y3 e, R8 w9 `, w1 _1 r$ jso tasty.
8 i! a& J7 n5 C, S5 [6 h. b) ?0 Z; \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 F3 H+ M! {6 ^2 q; P  cSave water. Shower with your
5 c9 k$ `% h3 @  ?+ @girlfriend.
. A. f8 l% f4 e: a. m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' U! u4 _5 H$ s
Love the neighbor. But don’t get * [2 e, s  D1 u% z
caught.
& a9 x  P  @& _- C4 }( }4 y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 O$ R- U3 z6 E  C" bBehind every successful man, there is a 6 n: S/ Q4 o: a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are - C# j3 M  x% d+ F
two.% [: a' r- J& m5 w) A7 m' |
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 U/ w+ h7 @+ z, [0 r) t8 @, ]( ~
Every man should marry. After all,
1 z+ z  g7 l9 y( C1 N. B# \7 @/ E' Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.7 S% s5 V& r( d# A+ m. T: ^
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! F1 }4 S0 Z* W0 Q6 m% x9 C$ _9 _The wise
& v$ R1 N7 Q2 c7 y- Y4 xnever marry, And when they marry they become
7 Y9 A1 W: k0 Z1 j6 U' _% ]otherwise.
& U/ e4 l$ t% O9 l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: t5 j4 e  i9 E! N: OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 4 I/ O" y: ]+ c7 v; u( v
many relatives.
# ]1 h$ ]1 d4 f: S" c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。* Q5 a: Q8 l6 M/ w/ |* M% I7 T
Never put off the work till - i; k/ }- ~' B1 W; S9 ]
tomorrow what you can put off today.
: a( w( t+ K3 V6 ~; }% i! q  m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- x# @2 f3 D  d( _; j( \+ p+ A# qLove is
/ A1 K/ k: \! n) h6 ]& j" I# L- nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& \, O2 n% ~/ B! M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。, N0 d; C. i5 {, B3 r
Children in
8 F, l6 i, T# Mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  ~# _0 j  J- h2 Zchildren.
& `2 J' q* {. C) Z- [* y& a1 k9 o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% Z$ D* \0 t  o/ G) I4 X3 h8 f
“Your future depends on your   Y" ]8 f8 e1 v" g
dreams.” So go to sleep.9 m+ ^0 v6 l# B! d% U: W
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 r& L! o4 L9 C* Q6 q& C# f2 Q9 y
There should be a
7 K8 ^" ?; v( O8 J* T/ abetter way to start a day than waking up every
# ~& x: s4 E9 n) K2 Emorning.
; m& C( V# u5 Q  ^3 Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ |0 q  b: \. A) a6 o% K“Hard work never killed anybody.“   R4 [5 F0 N6 q5 m
But why take the risk?
8 r  Q/ {) n8 x3 ^8 T& l; j& B" F( b努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. q+ B# N( x) v# {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% W( \8 d) S7 s6 ]7 F0 R6 j- u  Hlook at it for hours!$ r; ]2 y6 L% Y3 s5 m; _" q
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ P" M/ Y( C1 ~  f- {8 H+ MGod made relatives; Thank God we
8 ^; E9 B- `$ o4 `6 j( b7 ycan choose our friends.
. ^/ A- t. V/ K! U% `/ ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 [! p, x+ g8 j% }When two’s
  @' y. i+ j5 S" P5 \; Rcompany, three’s the result!5 O7 c& I. Q+ a' v; L$ b6 K
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 [8 G) w: `% M- L9 PA dress is like a barbed . p6 F! b1 c% w: k
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ! G; s0 m  K/ z. E' Z; a7 Z0 M
view.
: Z# z" S, s  k) ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( W" q  Y% {/ D2 o! G6 Q3 `- T+ UThe more you learn, the more you know,   Q  P! Z% l8 t- k& b0 b0 _
The more you know, the more you forget.' L, p$ h/ T% V3 E: S$ C, A
The more you forget, the less you
/ }' |: r: \" X# cknow. So why bother to learn.
' {: b2 S) @7 R3 c, I% G5 j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 0 r5 K3 X0 p% f, W0 L
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