加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
& e- k- U% r; e  Z- ~  hMastercard & Visa.
3 C/ P$ ~" t$ L# u) d* a钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 I3 K) u2 w( c0 M& XOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
. v+ W) }6 w2 Q/ h7 J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
' S& H3 w, V: j( N+ L# Ngirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
7 R4 a9 V* i3 yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  ~) C8 r% |$ {9 L4 Ftwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
* J; R7 I. a7 W$ U3 H2 q' j* Jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
2 l! K! g. {& Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
5 C0 q3 a+ k  W3 z- K# J7 Totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
* F( K$ x0 u0 B- y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ s# E  i( }+ ~4 `+ lNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# t9 ]6 L# c1 m0 s7 H' s1 n爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
. B0 @% i) p! k. L7 I" v& Xchildren.
* v/ t) p  Z5 T4 `4 v3 }* f后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
7 m- e, N0 L7 r: e“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
. W, c" ]/ P& I8 [  c) v/ Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
6 C; ~$ t% a' l3 }) ?) ~morning.
4 f$ a5 Q% X! x9 D& E- {; a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% S+ M- C, L4 l2 ?7 {“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) i* s5 R- _1 A" Q  NBut why take the risk?
9 n2 @3 s- x' q. [3 I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* |& m3 i  n4 {/ Elook at it for hours!
0 `) \: \6 M1 [, R工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
9 y' R1 F' E; O( d) V. Qcan choose our friends.
- Q4 o, B9 `3 B% \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( D7 M7 ^, {+ Z$ K4 mWhen two’s
$ Z5 S" J. L/ jcompany, three’s the result!
8 O: z( Y# b) F- Y5 x6 g5 g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 M# S, ]7 z) W2 Z! ^; E& f( O/ DA dress is like a barbed
3 v* r1 e1 e2 _5 ?. r& Z! ~7 Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
% E6 @# S, C9 t8 D& [; v0 Y4 `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
! `3 c$ P* L7 J; h& V& v& C2 zknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着