加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% y0 }! w, g) KMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! h, y- Q; U) l7 C# R3 Lso tasty.
. J) a& a9 v5 }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
  A; r  `- q; x5 K9 q) z! z8 `girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' T+ X- o& \, E* Ztwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
* n1 G( a7 [3 u* I9 ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
. S* P" k6 M0 z! _' Q6 d2 G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& e2 j  f7 E8 ^. m/ ~2 uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 f  d7 y: u1 g/ kmany relatives.
& Q, c* ^! d- q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 p& I) }( b+ W1 NNever put off the work till
$ T% x7 c! p* |* t! k' T) g, Rtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: {0 w$ p, O( ^# A8 l! k' XLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; @" {+ \9 a, w9 ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, n' }8 L- @) Y2 ~" j# V% u0 ~children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
" l! g( ^1 ]3 y$ a6 K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
9 _/ w6 I" {! C9 [' P8 R努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; O7 E% L7 s) N  x, m1 ^: e$ [4 A“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
' D+ L& n3 d' E- {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 J4 |% L* N: Y7 [  o" iWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% a$ r' P) V0 sA dress is like a barbed
  K3 s3 ]- N+ z6 v/ _5 @fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 e! f' V+ O" a& g8 w7 g; Y+ x( kThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 ]( [0 g; ?" j5 }The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
! _4 G9 \/ s5 F( r) b: E' A5 Oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着