加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 H  G5 Z5 u7 H3 K5 a3 U. @6 aSave water. Shower with your
* ?7 u* p1 b, |4 k& Z; ugirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( C4 B9 a  T- ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
, a8 O0 M7 E* C$ V1 aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
' C; Q3 V) @  [; h+ W5 z; P! {/ C每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 @: m' C5 d+ j7 z/ P  F, b再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 S8 W* n  e9 ]! D" b3 y- N9 KThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 I0 J3 N9 S$ I/ \  w! v6 k* ymany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 g9 N& L. h9 h( y+ V9 ]Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 m2 Q* w% ^" f8 a不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 A/ f6 u0 }( M6 {1 a/ U; y4 qLove is
0 H8 P/ B. I2 y# H) ]* xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, _4 z/ N" E0 w* q  z' z  ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
5 v; }: \, q/ vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' ?5 ?; A& q% ]+ X" d: p# eThere should be a
" |, t$ {$ A6 Z  b) D8 Y% a( dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
7 S5 {1 `2 B7 F$ l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* P8 w& b/ O- u  P% f" HBut why take the risk?
3 s; n& b. P! G6 F, i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
; ~# t7 I( z: F: ]3 [  F工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
! u& d# s, E  c" ^% G% M* \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* a. d6 ^( Z4 ~0 WWhen two’s
6 z, p- z$ i4 ]company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
9 Y: Y' H2 C/ V1 [5 i$ ]9 E2 F7 Q0 sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' l- y( u6 _, l6 K0 Nview.
' U! l9 L7 ?) a2 ~2 y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: f( W+ U% ?/ E+ h$ cThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
/ [- H$ x* h5 u; P! G/ v2 _know. So why bother to learn.
5 T3 \' x) f$ ?% G学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
" T( ^8 e+ I, i/ g* G7 i$ _, O4 B为什么学来着