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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s ' [0 y) M, {9 L* I% E( ]6 r/ M
Mastercard & Visa.
) d) B+ T$ w/ n, g( o' o0 {5 J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  q7 }3 c: b7 bOne should love animals. They are
3 |9 A$ Z% H+ [% F8 \" k" T0 lso tasty.
, d- p7 j/ B0 l! w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# o. B: `! U* f+ Y' y, iSave water. Shower with your 7 F, C: C# \% Y: [% j; S
girlfriend.( w7 n2 p" n' \0 h! ]
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 O: p/ {. B! y  z" {
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
( M0 w: J% p1 c2 {4 \caught.
* B" D% R! l5 x0 m: c要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) b; d1 l+ ~' I# @8 MBehind every successful man, there is a 2 |* r  j. a4 _4 J5 ^
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; l2 U+ P7 ]/ `+ @two.
4 E1 b. J/ O8 \. A! U7 |6 m' l每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% p) B) p0 @/ n* K: t3 nEvery man should marry. After all,
2 W8 L; f4 K2 O# h. `* ~5 w  vhappiness is not the only thing in life.
0 r1 u; `% K3 p' e3 M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 g+ Z  `6 C: r* \
The wise
1 B5 ?3 |. B) Z. R/ T) `never marry, And when they marry they become
3 g$ k" D, A/ ^% P) q$ jotherwise.' A' ^1 L/ o- E: T: e- z" v$ ~
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" p% ^7 r, f  E  @' YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
9 |& ]4 g0 O  j6 K5 o" S! D) Cmany relatives.
0 c/ V* E/ T8 T" n/ l  }' M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 ^: [0 m4 x+ m8 pNever put off the work till
/ V' j: _; I4 r9 Gtomorrow what you can put off today.
" z. c# E) }- \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' V& r/ S* Q+ SLove is
, \7 m1 [1 ]( l% j  T- K$ z, uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( E8 q- a$ X' v/ T! c
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" Y, i4 B* A$ |& m* R1 \! J0 RChildren in " m0 w1 d) m( \
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* j. G: ^2 P, s& Echildren.) I# i# I  U9 c4 O3 f  e, X( r
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 V8 j0 _+ o! F5 I: t8 h“Your future depends on your
, U. [* j2 {5 w0 U6 b6 f. ^) ~dreams.” So go to sleep.
( h6 o0 L+ n- A- B4 |“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
, d/ Z; w. R3 \. Y1 NThere should be a & g" j! m4 m" a# b; W1 c
better way to start a day than waking up every 8 S: [/ }$ @+ M8 v$ T& P
morning.% x% H8 t+ \: }2 F& [# \) T
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) G# }2 E9 {. ]; E0 e( {6 X/ @  Q  ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“ . h3 d$ |! i) c+ M, p3 x& V
But why take the risk?
- `" H; m( O( S2 [" Y+ h0 M4 o7 m努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 `8 t" t. X/ i9 T+ U$ j
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ q' ]$ T1 i) Flook at it for hours!
! k4 q6 G" Z$ U9 q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' N- A  s6 c9 |1 i7 z
God made relatives; Thank God we
# }: [5 v1 V/ {can choose our friends.
3 ^  ^* F: A" p$ R7 g$ ^/ h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  `' h$ q- b# l/ H+ eWhen two’s . X2 Q$ H' G8 a6 p: K
company, three’s the result!
0 H& D3 k; J( s% e; D3 c' A/ d两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  j# Z4 \5 k$ s9 M+ MA dress is like a barbed
/ h, d0 X8 s( |fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
9 Y" t3 U/ k" |% E+ Lview.
% r0 b# W; l: W# ]' H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。; D3 G- n# k* o: K5 p( S
The more you learn, the more you know,
/ u5 u1 d; z& N" E: Z$ a5 @1 cThe more you know, the more you forget.0 J$ z3 _' h% v, I) a/ G: Y3 S
The more you forget, the less you
, j7 S! t0 u: U8 D( S* w% w5 Jknow. So why bother to learn.
+ V3 D8 P3 y4 t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  G7 k& v! Z5 }( W7 _7 |" ~; T为什么学来着
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