加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* @5 z; b2 ?* j* v% K- T2 c+ N& k6 UMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
$ n2 W/ ?( D8 I% u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" b7 y. l9 i3 s& [" USave water. Shower with your
( I' |6 D* Z( ^6 T7 \8 Vgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! \) s% e- ?2 ?8 x; N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  e# U) a# o: r8 }5 p( DThe wise
0 V4 [7 S$ l4 B; u) c6 }9 m  rnever marry, And when they marry they become
' O+ e) p) ~3 _8 n& W. R  Iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 C* [8 b+ Q5 N, jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
7 }% r& o! B. j: }- J7 \many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 z; J) |  ^& ONever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# ~# l$ r) w0 I0 s# c2 yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
: R; |$ M! G0 B* s, l' Q+ U6 E" O; Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 X5 \) ^. Q' |5 l2 ?* o' schildren.
: R+ R& F( M8 d% O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
7 }1 C( S+ ]4 F; B. Sdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% x. l" U- q. s* ?% Y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 P  Z/ \2 O" g  L0 j+ BBut why take the risk?
/ Q6 L" K# K- Y: p$ p8 A/ e努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- v. S  s! B9 u. D5 f$ g“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 Z4 R1 V- t2 Slook at it for hours!
! ]/ U3 g1 i+ n' C工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
; m) V  |9 r% Mcan choose our friends.
6 i. f+ T& r3 z: Z, r- G0 X; O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
" C2 y3 N: U, ~3 e' H9 ~9 I2 }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ @8 [, z: r  ?4 B+ rA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
" c1 X5 e' w5 D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' R, y  e0 j- ]7 N1 h$ {, KThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
$ W8 [5 K5 K2 L1 rThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着