加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
$ M- S) I! ?9 M% u1 Y6 ]Mastercard & Visa.
5 l+ T+ Y- T% ?' l6 k! O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
) s; G7 W2 |/ @2 D8 v7 R0 y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
6 c, ?; V, }* C& L% _+ R8 {9 _girlfriend.
' o4 |; i9 T- l3 l$ w* Y, g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 c8 ?2 O# e9 a3 S6 S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
, a7 e- i$ I: q7 }- z5 y$ N5 \man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
* w( W* M$ {$ D" K. htwo.
( Z1 a$ D8 k2 x每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6 D! g# r& M% xEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
9 I* Z. Q/ F3 ]8 e9 rotherwise.
) e$ P; g- w0 G" f聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ _( h# r/ _$ n- C* SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 c7 i# |- g# T9 NNever put off the work till
( I: ]3 Z8 K9 r( K* Qtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
2 Z' c+ W2 i/ z7 obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 M% y" j: n& W* m( r“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 {# x3 M* y; P5 C% t“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. e6 ]) [. \- b; X8 V$ ~There should be a
& i/ ^9 v, h/ \3 _! L3 C0 ~  j3 \; Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
7 V) d. \) d4 L0 V/ ?! v5 \6 Hmorning.
5 j) J" v) J% Q( q. H$ z, ~应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ |6 o: \; W  V5 R9 A& M“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, {: x' e! H1 Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( P4 o( ~3 L9 P& ^  v+ u“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* ~1 c; f6 X: a& Y9 OGod made relatives; Thank God we
5 p( d7 c2 a6 w% I7 X6 Ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 q( k. s( m: y& k( t2 d% A- N% _# zWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  M8 S. B7 T8 X  P/ }: e5 H# aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
" k: {) A) m' q! \The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 D% H0 E) |$ T4 M; d为什么学来着