加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! H* @: Y! j2 H& m3 oOne should love animals. They are
! w7 V5 [  K5 [  `- k5 {so tasty.
) n- q, y: h5 d6 D$ M' E! t2 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
+ q7 I) |  j% y- P! o5 H4 Lgirlfriend.
  J8 b: ~* q+ H. b1 ^: O/ V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 @. ]/ d5 m) H2 J% r$ r3 K3 eLove the neighbor. But don’t get
3 q( `* o9 Z3 [- Z* ?4 _caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! b3 ~2 ^- k, [. z7 a  eBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; f5 L/ `7 P4 _8 L# b: ]two.
, V: z. T7 D1 x4 F) R+ @  ?5 i" `% x. X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# I# B, t2 L9 \0 ^) X7 {- a+ zEvery man should marry. After all,
  t# a% A$ b2 Y2 K3 chappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 c1 |8 C1 a4 F6 r  v, wotherwise.
3 `3 I& C, H* X8 j# w% @. }) t- H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  R2 X9 \7 I+ VSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
* m& l  O# \* v8 umany relatives.
# W. K  V  b) d' ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
( B2 j, \8 h! ]. t/ q, Gtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
8 R3 r5 E/ X, xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 n* `$ ^8 P  s! ^& Y, k爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. I: {2 e, V) y8 y( H0 YChildren in
( i2 \$ r2 N+ X* _# ?6 Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# I' |2 S0 p% m6 K7 P3 V7 }; Bchildren.
" o1 f% [6 U. O" c3 j5 \" {后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, H1 \, U4 G0 ~0 E" G, i“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& v8 h! p4 h: i, ]; X6 bThere should be a
; X' c% Q/ [5 X9 Y/ N7 {8 \3 Bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
( l& l) a1 g- M* M$ P努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. L& J; X' q0 F1 y( [  \+ C/ blook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
( c& |/ ?$ n- H5 ccan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" G( }& a' a; {" RWhen two’s
% s) ]! L2 g2 F0 Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
6 @& E% B& C2 m/ i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 U4 l0 S# b  b! t6 pThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 Q$ Z1 ]* O. H4 pThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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