加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
7 M8 U' F* _/ [( V钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
8 g3 o. j7 F# R* wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 L5 p6 n) e+ H( ]' C' o: f% LSave water. Shower with your
8 a  q$ k& N7 j$ p% X- Pgirlfriend.
+ E  Q6 [. K! ~% V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
* q! x3 H8 y4 b% T$ J1 F" F/ O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 E, R6 f3 v! W4 gtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
  p" @0 w5 L$ A. F% IEvery man should marry. After all,
, a/ K3 @) c( u, v  V* x+ chappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ j5 R' N! _0 U2 a/ \9 ~1 T" Jotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, W8 \: o$ P$ n- W/ Y& A3 f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
$ T. q! a$ [; x) `; n9 B, U( m7 D- btomorrow what you can put off today.
) p$ _' D) H: a( I9 @% f+ P不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% t7 S3 i! z+ e' W4 ~Love is
0 j/ f# K; C0 L! |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# V8 n- r! v! |8 w; u8 e  h5 U. i% {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
1 [" L3 k! Z! z& v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
! H# h3 \7 w& C( N% \( Y, d“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% B# p5 G. `2 O3 fbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
0 y0 J7 O4 e# ]) k. @& V9 G9 {努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( m$ K/ f1 v- R, [5 M“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' F1 ]1 i5 E. B" S$ \6 yA dress is like a barbed
$ U8 u3 L2 F7 {  R7 h/ f3 _/ I% `% J% ?fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
  c/ S* N5 }* `8 F- gThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着