加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ t( I* g6 D- v' N9 dMastercard & Visa.
: |" S4 t2 _4 c0 l. U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
1 y5 t+ e* h; n, x+ mso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 o4 n1 N3 N5 _$ i- j: q' V( nLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! `1 y+ H! d! Q- e  l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* r4 N$ S5 h+ @' {1 I, m4 y5 O& T' WBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- I- z+ [4 t# c7 ?- xEvery man should marry. After all,
1 Z% z7 I- |* A/ l5 B% X- M: w! l6 }happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ D; r) o5 x  M7 Motherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ d- F# w! Q7 [Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
: @2 S5 J+ d1 ]1 M$ t* qtomorrow what you can put off today.
/ j0 Y3 o  o6 I' L/ p/ K, q* y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 |6 w' b/ t4 ^" J! @/ N6 ~Children in
/ F  Z" v* v; Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- v7 a& M* I' [/ n, }5 w( Z/ uchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, z* U$ Y. k" ]0 T# N7 ~“Your future depends on your
. ~# C9 A% b, w3 A2 a5 Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
' q7 [0 T; O. Y6 s6 `( D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 H: o  F; c% I2 y" R) Z) q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: x) s. N2 ~% D" d7 I“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
- Z, _- R) w8 Z' w& l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 o8 d; e: l5 m! X& i% ]God made relatives; Thank God we
" @, e* h- B) Tcan choose our friends.
6 K$ E. a. o2 e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
9 @4 o5 @! z& z; acompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 @1 A' t/ u. q4 j0 B1 e: @- GA dress is like a barbed
8 @  Q8 @( A4 q. o8 h; Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- D3 X; E; n$ E- gview.
! [0 ?) A, S' A9 x& G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 a1 B  U2 v; n% Q  nThe more you learn, the more you know,
+ W# z5 x. f! a$ g8 S4 _3 r& ]+ LThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
% Q* E, z: P5 E: `. }  Q( g" ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 Y6 q) O' b. l' C+ a0 m0 ~+ |为什么学来着