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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s " G+ B1 t; _( a4 p. S) ]
Mastercard & Visa.
" [8 d# f! V* x) |+ W3 V  C钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 r+ l4 V$ w6 S3 Z2 t
One should love animals. They are 9 i8 @, [, \8 j7 t
so tasty.
' h- t2 v" X+ t1 [( g* @6 A每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ J/ a- w# d6 @; e# u; ?, DSave water. Shower with your 9 k, ^  u2 \% X0 `- v
girlfriend.' ^3 I" R) x0 f5 `4 g3 I% i' G9 r0 |
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 K: n4 v6 c* ~- Z% L; K
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
0 D- B+ @. {7 c4 p( p. `caught.3 S7 f( m+ @, ]" n* A. ~* Q
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) S' W: a( x1 \Behind every successful man, there is a % J) g' n: X* l; i- g6 s& n
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 b; {: L* X: N! z) Htwo.$ m0 z/ ?: G7 V
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! c0 P/ e' S3 }( B9 g9 N. sEvery man should marry. After all, 0 w) T& m" |8 H/ i' }5 X3 I
happiness is not the only thing in life.+ w" N% `; T2 z+ ]1 [
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。5 i: F' i% _' X* C$ c! R4 C
The wise ' |! y  k; b5 }& n9 g
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ @# t" v2 E- \9 H9 f  x" Jotherwise.$ ~- P. L7 ~* P; y
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 \9 o/ J" Y: m4 o. W1 o: I$ f
Success is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。7 K! n: I) z& C$ |6 `
Never put off the work till
: y) i1 R9 d# A0 N- Rtomorrow what you can put off today.
+ g1 Z7 r- Q' U1 i0 q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ R, j5 W! {1 z8 H+ J, rLove is " D+ F; m2 x. o/ w- b& U) I
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 e, M" u1 d2 m" d) x8 ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。' w$ s! u0 c8 @* `
Children in
' H% J7 X# X( a9 nbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 B, i0 N* g7 x% M9 ochildren.
. Y- H9 q) r1 @* ~' g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。3 t# N6 X& N0 Y
“Your future depends on your ' I: [# A' R0 V' g1 C
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* X# E1 a- s# z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ i" V" q7 s$ c4 w& }- A5 D8 m; W! vThere should be a ! e. u+ o7 L3 f/ z) F4 X" p
better way to start a day than waking up every
) |, |9 C3 I6 `4 r1 j5 Bmorning.
- @0 n, z* n5 l& X; Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' t* n; x6 ]( V& l# V" j“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 `$ R$ S& e) _, }1 ]* WBut why take the risk?
2 c* L. p& W- M: X! x努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 }& R1 C3 y( i' C* e/ O, l9 n  ]“Work fascinates me.“ I can ; e- _$ d6 D$ P2 Z5 R" i
look at it for hours!5 h9 [! W5 c* h- V8 E( F/ T
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ }$ ?2 e6 U% [# B( b
God made relatives; Thank God we   Y3 b  B. ]# D/ ?0 `
can choose our friends.' c, C8 }& _3 U
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 o% I8 t' k: a8 |4 i$ @( G9 eWhen two’s
! V$ F7 r4 v, J1 E1 Rcompany, three’s the result!# B6 M, X% l/ ~0 Q4 d, x
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!3 j  ]! K7 O6 t3 P0 b; n8 I
A dress is like a barbed
3 p; ^9 \$ ?2 U4 j% cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, z+ k2 {5 A2 F) L, B! DThe more you learn, the more you know, 9 g. {. F$ d, |* @6 v" o/ n
The more you know, the more you forget.
* Z4 y8 W8 Q- }& V" VThe more you forget, the less you
; {/ }; I# d5 P5 U. m3 N' z6 t' q1 Bknow. So why bother to learn.! {) ?2 i0 g5 r
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 [( W7 e5 @! [2 D" z, b! ]3 ^# X% S! [为什么学来着
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