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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
3 T+ P  Q  w! a0 eMastercard & Visa.
1 b* u3 ~5 [( \; S钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 W& u% R: P# \/ P  V8 ~One should love animals. They are 2 p* C6 h+ v( R
so tasty.
" x- R, n" n1 W: L: w$ p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% D# O% S! X1 {$ t7 z; qSave water. Shower with your 5 B" I! O8 @4 i% [8 ^3 N3 N
girlfriend.& a" K3 C& u5 E; v
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* |. q( k( p1 f- ]; ]Love the neighbor. But don’t get   e. K1 n7 F, R; K7 R
caught.6 |3 L  j6 ~! y6 I( Q
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 x! S9 t, C! c. U% b# j- F) WBehind every successful man, there is a % {* a0 j# M( Q# ]
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ) R: L+ b* b0 X4 w# |- U1 }2 Q) g
two.
' Q# g  ~2 s' U' Z1 C4 X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& b5 Q' H$ A& D$ N5 P, d- AEvery man should marry. After all,
: t. J$ `9 C9 S& w/ Yhappiness is not the only thing in life." j( ?, m! [, L7 b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 S6 i# s' |# `The wise
8 }7 D; ?; r  Vnever marry, And when they marry they become
' e$ }# R( C2 [. u6 motherwise.* A- L  o& _& p2 i+ X/ B4 e8 L
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 p: x6 o" y& E* r- }4 gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 0 A$ W& V; I9 T# W/ C4 K
many relatives.
; V- J& b" X: p4 D: p9 R  T5 I" c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 k. L/ R4 D( W, V) E2 FNever put off the work till 2 Q$ V6 s; v- \& }0 ^8 m
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 @9 ^* H* ~1 t4 t( J9 C) `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! Q0 f& G. }( `$ I: ]/ A. e
Love is
/ i' t7 e( n/ Wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; b& [5 ?0 M, P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。, K, f$ h; L. B. v( Q
Children in
- ?2 x: T4 I, }! A4 R: hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 6 s: B, H/ q+ |+ T' f7 C
children.
5 q) J' x9 E9 g, Z3 q$ @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。) V4 I! M# B6 B3 _) N
“Your future depends on your
1 \* D# u' g( T  Z% F/ E. f) q/ {dreams.” So go to sleep.
; |8 p8 ?- d/ N* i# U7 x  ~6 T: E# a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 O' w7 u4 `& o
There should be a 6 Q6 i- ^. [7 R' p
better way to start a day than waking up every ( j3 E$ ~0 f$ }: @; L5 @/ m
morning.
4 ^# ^& {4 L# g! y! E5 I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 F6 \( Z: Z  F7 x/ z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 V* Z* j+ v! }; R& z5 CBut why take the risk?1 k# @1 R+ u$ B  E# Y: [' F( y! v* p
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( a/ r# Z- `: L- m4 W3 w“Work fascinates me.“ I can   {' |: n$ L. }
look at it for hours!2 W& Q' \/ ]" x
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ x  p! v% X% b! z
God made relatives; Thank God we 3 d0 a% n! N$ S3 B% c
can choose our friends.7 j8 L* W+ B' Q3 i" q2 ^& n1 Q
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! k6 g* V- m  {5 m5 m
When two’s
! n2 @2 T* X/ F! Ccompany, three’s the result!
* |5 U. l# D5 _: R4 L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ ~8 h! m3 C: N3 @* G2 Q( EA dress is like a barbed $ ?: V8 q* E2 I9 \
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the " Z- Q( s8 n& k* t) H( a+ n& R1 p
view.: ?1 R$ J- z3 q3 c/ P# E( {
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" N) ^: K9 {  S/ cThe more you learn, the more you know,
% n) h; a2 v9 ~' E2 pThe more you know, the more you forget.3 V0 ?; X( B" w8 `# Y
The more you forget, the less you
  \; z# X  U( x8 e0 Q7 u7 ]know. So why bother to learn.
/ I! m  h$ y/ S3 l2 h2 \学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, & V& A$ M/ R& h" C. [* x) j9 @& f/ p* j
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