加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& |$ s4 k& J' c  R: ^One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
: K& `2 m) d+ ?- j) n, C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# U3 j2 f' d3 }/ c# e1 oSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
& |! x  i: \4 b/ E4 R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ s; ?! t3 G* S5 `5 u$ ycaught.
. M8 k- Y7 R0 I* @/ z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% Q9 X6 K2 X; A" F' G" }; Q* xBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: G; K+ s! W4 Ftwo.
, D( l  s; k7 m每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" m7 j* y- B( o3 f; e9 ]& ~Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
5 m7 B' E$ {, }4 {+ c% o7 ^never marry, And when they marry they become
, {0 X) A! ^7 y% [8 C2 totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
. X7 D8 K% A0 w* s  q7 O5 jmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% ^& W# D( K7 p* \Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" u  d5 S( N1 @# s) U$ p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 ?( {/ l. d# I% A9 \$ ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! `- e* h$ b7 N' `Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
# E. X) ?7 g4 [5 n2 r% o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
  j. o* v0 i+ H5 ?% U) n* K. Cdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- f% l+ t: f  g" D" X/ s1 P- gBut why take the risk?
8 a9 ~+ \/ c: ^/ v' w+ F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. Y9 X8 e! @8 Z" Q/ }6 ilook at it for hours!
$ M) h5 K* k2 E% U2 J. _6 g工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 S: p4 f5 A* u# Kcan choose our friends.
5 c4 i" X0 h9 ~) m. E) S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! M! [( e) X& N- U$ t$ a. d5 RWhen two’s
+ q+ H1 N  Z: }' U" Mcompany, three’s the result!
  A9 a6 w% {. {两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' A6 K' _( i5 q, YThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着