加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 |+ H  [1 g7 H' xMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) w: C. H' J- k3 t3 a5 UOne should love animals. They are
! B) O8 ]" i, e( O- ]so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 d( ~5 Q$ B+ n" ?. r! ?* QSave water. Shower with your
5 ]& `+ z6 m+ t' {girlfriend.
& ~6 [+ O  V( L7 v+ `要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
; Z. R# f( {2 }- \/ Icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* G2 V* t5 T. A! zBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
2 u) g9 ?+ E* g( @4 f! E8 f每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- I! `8 `! j8 `* gEvery man should marry. After all,
+ N9 R' o7 a9 Q  Nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
" ~9 l4 E! K% g8 x' h9 f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, @7 f: {- L3 x; x6 K5 JThe wise
0 ?6 G. E. t4 e9 }0 L) i  jnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( X& {  R+ v7 U3 Y( XSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
! X7 F* A' @  Z0 V$ G2 T! Mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 w0 I+ I# }+ T* ]Never put off the work till
, e  ]6 q' E  r7 Wtomorrow what you can put off today.
8 U( p$ t' @6 \0 |0 b, Y( D7 a. Y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  d5 j' J$ _+ V) e爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- q+ s: n6 {/ |5 N& K: fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
9 Y8 ~2 ^- V# l: D3 Sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
2 _6 O! |, S$ k$ X6 v1 }8 B  s- U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ _: R4 j5 }1 E, v% t, {8 B% [“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% _0 O- _% ]* k5 C& h* s; N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  b6 N8 T  D- ], Ulook at it for hours!
, e2 [( W% p& [7 u5 ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% e( ^0 a: \7 b8 P7 P" CGod made relatives; Thank God we
; K5 r$ n9 ?6 \5 S$ R7 z. ?  ?can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  }9 F! J# |* H5 W3 iWhen two’s
& F8 V, v" _1 b7 ]; G7 H  A( Z' qcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, M' B6 c3 J" p+ a7 b8 C1 DA dress is like a barbed
! g% D1 k3 [0 s" s0 l, Z) q! g+ qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 D+ ^- U! r2 l& Fview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! l; o5 @; |1 |) n& [- I& N. n  EThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# n3 o8 O% c+ q# A' Nknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着