加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
" u9 `! j$ n+ V4 |; |( J: tMastercard & Visa.
5 z5 q! u+ t" x+ `# a3 E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
1 o" y, h( p3 s2 Y7 B5 O6 wOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
6 c: _! J& T& F( Z; Vgirlfriend.
, {5 _0 l' z1 d' e' n- p' o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( P2 P. G% c5 t( f. r" F要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; U  [8 |8 b  _6 c2 c: jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  {* n4 Y  M. [3 ^  _" Z8 E: M/ zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
, ?; D" J9 [8 ^! V" mmany relatives.
* a7 p9 }' d. Y0 o3 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ e7 i. B* W6 p5 dNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 `* p  ?# Y8 x  n& oLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 H& b5 _8 ^: q' g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
0 b" Z# ]) \6 z) G& J/ n- Wbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- ~* t+ {/ s4 U% a6 _# _7 w- ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ u0 |  x0 _* B; Z“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ B- Q3 A% S% S! q/ ^' F. R6 ~; E3 w, Umorning.
% _% K# Y5 ~$ s* g/ l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 p/ E( h; s( t“Work fascinates me.“ I can
! ^6 i9 k* ]) qlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
* g) u; ^: e) Dcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
( a* F& b8 U  f4 y! Wcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( J5 T8 Q  R5 ]; dA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
, D) M( b/ o0 Z  x9 A' T% Zview.
: y$ }7 y- S+ |- H) ^3 }/ Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& V& h# z7 i' M* W9 }The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
# S& t9 o/ R0 J& B" ]- b$ QThe more you forget, the less you
( P7 {5 H1 k: G. zknow. So why bother to learn.
2 {2 W7 K5 D: p  F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& b8 P, V) T" s  }/ s) ^为什么学来着