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Money is not everything. There’s
# G9 p- k) J1 y8 C3 TMastercard & Visa.
5 O2 p, s# x) B" {: f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ K) _+ Y8 \( {
One should love animals. They are
+ t5 Z5 H0 @* {so tasty.2 f) p6 m2 Y% _1 R
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。$ E9 Y: W7 b; a& O0 [
Save water. Shower with your $ W# O/ M3 n' a3 U# n& X
girlfriend." d7 w2 p' k. I+ O
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。! N4 L; }. \5 Z; ^5 p6 Q
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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I& F C; m% @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# k: @; g7 A9 f0 V" R/ {3 Z
Behind every successful man, there is a 1 ^" j g" R6 R8 Y. I. o
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. p6 B4 a# v P; C0 Wtwo.
/ }4 i& y1 O$ M/ e& k* t+ X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 B# n+ o0 Q5 R. K" ]# YEvery man should marry. After all,
' q0 A9 j2 w* a3 r) y6 Bhappiness is not the only thing in life.# Q J. n; R8 b+ U8 s
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. Y- g3 M/ H. F$ O" a4 u! N8 c
The wise : M5 I( V- K! j2 g2 g
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 p; d3 d+ `9 N/ @& Q" s5 Wotherwise.
) ]6 s6 O+ x: t# {+ Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 e& y0 ~# e9 t' {. u% aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 5 ~- @7 n( `) X7 ^4 u) C
many relatives.
, a! h8 ~6 x- | ^" d& r0 r) l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 k Y6 W& A9 X; ~2 O5 INever put off the work till 9 J2 E- c1 X/ a3 ]) F1 n/ }
tomorrow what you can put off today.4 Y0 d6 `0 ?* S3 Q0 O6 d
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! z! ^" c6 d, j% M7 s, p- ]Love is ! x7 R; e" _2 d ]' n
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.7 [1 J0 Z/ v% w6 g
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 M1 j9 h I3 m+ y8 @) S( Y. _
Children in
& d" t P( V4 A8 ^- |7 D' p3 f0 S( Tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 L5 b% K* Y6 x! R2 N) h- U5 _children.
, F0 U( l% n1 A0 }) f7 v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
h0 p" F1 c( u! B6 D0 Z! J“Your future depends on your 8 T% U4 y& e9 N, y- F7 U
dreams.” So go to sleep.5 R' x5 O, U. p
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 Z* i( ?0 M: u3 Q& l2 u7 b) kThere should be a ! ?* _: s. l% r
better way to start a day than waking up every 9 N$ n2 D2 l6 L1 r% I$ w
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& `4 T8 s7 d, H“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. I! T' K6 h( S7 n9 EBut why take the risk?
2 |" v% @$ F( N9 u, I' p努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. l8 n% I* Z9 \( M( ^
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。3 S; g; D6 b( J/ o! e- `7 b
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 w- g' a2 F" Y* L) E9 S& \3 mcan choose our friends.
, O2 [' L1 X' j& p$ b神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* E5 C/ c, y# ` O1 J$ ~/ K' l
When two’s
+ B' Y! e2 b4 Scompany, three’s the result!
; h" J1 T2 b/ K" @2 U9 q$ s7 ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- i3 Z- u+ D8 x! w9 l, r# e* _A dress is like a barbed
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view.. ]6 F* p& g7 e6 B3 k
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. y& U% v& ?7 WThe more you learn, the more you know,
% D( i! |+ U! S2 pThe more you know, the more you forget.
9 d5 J. _$ Y5 T+ R7 Z( x/ tThe more you forget, the less you
! e+ a/ f! Z' f" bknow. So why bother to learn.
1 D/ I0 Z+ A$ Z0 v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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