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Money is not everything. There’s
- R8 B. h1 a, [% y& G1 e8 `. KMastercard & Visa.
: K+ A! v8 Y z* h; h) P2 \' X0 V( N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 p3 M9 ^3 i6 w5 y; k$ A- yOne should love animals. They are
2 j2 M7 g4 o8 K: N2 Q/ vso tasty.; p' ?& ]1 s: N; |- e$ p
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% z5 ?( r3 l. n* `( o6 k+ tSave water. Shower with your
/ P' ]1 f# i# K! j' t/ A; T" H: ]girlfriend.3 A: g6 Q8 ]6 h! Y' a; I
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# i @0 e. X# k
Love the neighbor. But don’t get A9 ?. e+ A d5 Z$ j
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。4 v4 q- G( Z5 I8 w1 M
Behind every successful man, there is a " P- p" g$ z- y
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 9 A3 y3 `" ~6 c" ?3 g+ D# [
two.; ~ w! W; M% z; m. ^5 l/ y( | N
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; [: A. {1 W) H8 T6 a3 r5 pEvery man should marry. After all,
( J+ U9 l, B, g+ b) v0 _: @; xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
; R& E. N+ y0 t- @+ y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) o0 c8 Z2 Z3 cThe wise
1 h8 V, ^/ r0 U5 l( `never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。. \" `2 a( p4 u7 C- w+ t6 U N( h2 b
Success is a relative term. It brings so 7 c4 t: h, Q5 R i
many relatives.
/ j8 h! u# V" O- B成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 ^4 b" Q5 L) F; b5 K
Never put off the work till / D: t: w- M! T# v! ?9 W! w, b% x
tomorrow what you can put off today.7 G2 F8 J+ F9 _
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。2 h7 i0 e, n+ m7 Q
Love is
+ ^5 b' [4 r! c Nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% o! E' c! `+ n2 S5 I9 q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 n3 k+ ] K* g( s
Children in
( {/ Z" a! O$ ~, o! mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 v: {- x4 |7 I" q e! Achildren.
I! F7 \3 j! Y) E/ J5 ~* t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, n! B5 H x- Z+ \2 r* g2 t' x“Your future depends on your
5 A. u$ h- E+ _: S1 i- ?9 j7 o8 K* udreams.” So go to sleep.0 X W* A; _6 q, O
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% c$ |5 J" [5 E* i/ Y
There should be a
4 O- a. B& s) Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。) j! C2 N& ]2 o4 l; {/ ?6 J1 b4 |- Z4 z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ! o; B% G# Y; s# d7 \9 u6 U8 y
But why take the risk?
: G+ {, A: s( T/ i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 X" X/ |2 Z D9 B: w“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" P, J) c& c' ]" s. i2 ~God made relatives; Thank God we ; \; {) E6 Y: {
can choose our friends.
. R' N/ ~7 W& x0 M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!4 a" `" J. a: f+ v. c
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ |6 O7 A6 I, t3 _. A6 _A dress is like a barbed ( R0 `. c! K4 {* {- D7 _% @8 z6 m
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the $ K. r% x7 F4 N! j$ H! {
view.
: }- Y: |: Q0 D8 C% a" y b9 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
' w7 ~" I. |4 sThe more you learn, the more you know,
& X( B- t2 Z/ R. [+ `# V8 EThe more you know, the more you forget.( X* b1 {# n% o7 o
The more you forget, the less you
, s# n8 H, G6 Q/ k/ @3 T( Uknow. So why bother to learn.
O7 ]/ A; `; v ^4 T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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