加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 X6 O' s0 J/ c. k& e& P/ jOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! [$ f0 X+ }. XLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
; t" w+ l! e2 x, @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 e! F/ n& |3 ]# s0 ~$ X& ?Behind every successful man, there is a
1 S3 L4 Y* r& C5 C, r& S3 }man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
( ^1 w. G( w3 m: u: khappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* F2 ?" Q1 T. Xmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. P: j: [  V9 Ktomorrow what you can put off today.
, n/ K/ ~% L2 B* u6 n0 A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ f0 M+ P8 f3 R# u5 d* A; q6 Wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. o, {1 y' E2 g( Y; {Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
5 C# `( e% n6 J* y2 n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: d  m4 Q7 C* l) }2 n9 ?7 V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% A8 C4 Z* y/ K. Obetter way to start a day than waking up every
- o( _& O; B4 O% R, ^5 Gmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# r8 {/ u$ |8 I* v/ L2 k3 u, gBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
9 O2 a+ `* `4 }- L2 Y, g% ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' R5 |. h# O* n4 I3 g7 v% gGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
  z, ]* x  u. P* S) l' w, t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
, _1 E- y+ L* i) t& _company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
, H6 E8 q. {! Z% ~' ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* L5 Y; d: \' yview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ t( e" [  F2 q0 N  w: W  fThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- Z3 B- H& f5 c, b, h为什么学来着