加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
/ B' [, t" D/ ^& V7 {# \Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
) }+ G/ ~& k: s" ]# u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
% \& l) M/ m- e9 s3 o" s- l) dcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( ?! _9 o7 m( ^, o4 aBehind every successful man, there is a
+ Q+ i7 q' V4 f6 wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& D1 U' ?2 [+ btwo.
0 x$ b0 d% t- U! l+ d# h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ f. N; l3 S7 _7 d: aEvery man should marry. After all,
4 U) @( Z5 ^4 {1 q! ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 Z+ L9 ^+ P8 d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 _: H0 Q, x' }% K5 P$ M1 h# Fotherwise.
3 }+ J1 R# Y' ~2 s  R  \9 G! l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 _, X1 a2 R) P7 I( PSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 m! @; ?. ]% j9 TNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
8 ?7 H3 S4 a6 B$ y8 hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 Y' x0 u( w: m- MChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- t% D$ G% z" ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" i/ d+ m! t/ u- V3 v3 V2 v“Your future depends on your
8 _9 A6 ]  _' n& W2 R$ C4 F2 Bdreams.” So go to sleep.
3 g- G. f& n. b$ `, J“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
& ?/ l( W4 J/ R4 [morning.
: E0 I0 l4 B; v- c: ~. x& s* l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* P' ^! h0 z! N  E' {But why take the risk?
8 B. Z8 H# ^, q) w( e, \' k6 w努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ V5 B' l6 Y$ @) Rlook at it for hours!
. O( x3 z- f# ?( N" Q9 L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 I6 h/ e" u% G0 ?% n" jGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. h$ ]5 {4 }; f& O9 \5 jWhen two’s
8 T) \3 u  T# N9 r0 dcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ x( J" s- c: Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 T/ ~# Z8 i" T6 Y; N6 J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
. @9 a" Z6 p3 ]7 F* Z9 e$ Hknow. So why bother to learn.
* a: h" _; V) C4 [" N8 P6 o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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