加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
8 w5 f' w2 P' \! L9 z3 d  k7 mMastercard & Visa.
  s+ ^) d- ?" f& h2 g" q3 ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 A0 H! h8 m" k. }' w  u- Z0 G* {. ~. \so tasty.
9 @. A1 h+ H, N. S8 C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 J( Y0 z0 O$ U" o0 bgirlfriend.
7 F  s* C- G9 |4 W0 Z$ k要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% C0 `+ H0 V- BBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 M6 D+ z1 G) q7 B( j: a' gtwo.
0 A4 l- S$ i/ f1 g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
5 \+ k: O' t# Ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
  ^" [9 x  j8 h+ k/ T! ^- l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ w+ H; |* M7 k( j, xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, {! Y6 @( h! M6 O- j) g& N/ _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) H$ a  U: }! w) T/ L8 M; l3 B' mLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
6 C/ Z/ Q6 S/ P/ Y* w/ m% }backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ ~4 S+ A1 ]0 m$ Uchildren.
, O" V. S! O0 m, d7 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ L4 S1 w1 e) W; ]) `1 n“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ O% A" }, O3 W& ?+ L! @8 iThere should be a
" A% \; q" j) D# y( x6 Cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  e. X5 G2 n8 nBut why take the risk?
- G$ o3 t/ T) {  ]& }1 _' V8 |努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! v9 D- h9 l6 N) w" X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
+ H: y. [1 L; [$ U" V神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 [9 g1 ?% u) q  |9 |" s9 \2 mWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, [, g, {8 ^& MA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
9 A  i7 Z) x: }2 l服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ w) `# C$ y, M+ l/ [The more you learn, the more you know,
! O7 C; D2 ?3 HThe more you know, the more you forget.
1 E9 N# n5 i' D) {The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着