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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
0 [  |4 ~& J  f% `Mastercard & Visa.
# O! G0 z# N+ h3 ~. w8 w钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 N- S7 _: n7 [& z! Q1 UOne should love animals. They are
. ~( e; x9 Y1 G# q: k' _/ Qso tasty.
. q, |# [/ K, @$ y+ I' x" d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 x, u2 v2 }9 O3 dSave water. Shower with your + j$ V8 R9 E) Y' |% O
girlfriend.0 _0 x; N$ N8 F: a  g+ n. X
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- n, \1 F( q7 m  g' C$ V) rLove the neighbor. But don’t get
& o6 x% v* m& \6 {% s# Ycaught.
( E+ v7 c, \9 v/ k9 a# y" Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ O/ S  s' h2 Z( \4 SBehind every successful man, there is a
, a- t$ P7 l, k+ u4 T2 J4 xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; ~0 u( A, z+ _9 Q& Xtwo.
9 M  r  t% x3 C- n每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, d8 @- d4 S# ?' e5 ^  REvery man should marry. After all,
( P7 ^" ~* z, z( T" Zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
0 o; j5 N: @3 y1 E: g" K5 D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
- F- w7 I, R8 ^7 k6 JThe wise 0 [/ X* d# g7 d- R
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ U6 W# j% F0 P( a& C$ totherwise.  V' f$ \8 {2 _  m5 Y. M+ {! Z  q
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& P! Q, }3 K7 ESuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ z' f0 H& l" y( zmany relatives.
# f( W, Y" h) g' e% K成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 X/ i4 I; g% u: g( S
Never put off the work till
  K, I4 X8 V$ Ltomorrow what you can put off today.) [( T+ Y& [" ~+ u2 t
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。: }0 L! ]/ o0 A) S* O- g; I
Love is
# @. I1 y; P5 g! ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.  r" |6 w% j4 D9 T# l
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 ~# Z5 {7 c0 z% m9 z+ S1 V& c9 zChildren in & k  o  d7 e9 M; _5 R, A: J
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause : d) M+ j: q, d8 m3 b1 P  h
children.
: B! K. _+ L& X4 e3 P后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& o; ]% |: a2 N# t7 s“Your future depends on your   Q$ ?* T( T: M" }- i( `; N) O2 M+ O
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 ^* }/ W& X3 i* i7 W3 Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 g: O5 q" ^* H- U
There should be a
5 K+ j+ Q" ^" n, mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
% @5 Y4 l2 l8 I* p, b5 t2 ~9 |1 E. ~morning.% A3 B& N7 Y9 i# c; Z
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。' V1 T- c) I# \
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 3 m7 p. u/ V; D8 s+ U: Q  A8 _
But why take the risk?5 r1 E* U# x( q# R( h- m
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 h% L$ ^+ N7 S) k: Y6 n
“Work fascinates me.“ I can / z; ]  n- ]9 E9 A" {' n
look at it for hours!; a* Y& E5 ^6 K# G; F
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& F4 n; _. K- l3 E8 LGod made relatives; Thank God we 4 n8 k; A' ]) Z8 H& y3 W
can choose our friends.9 }$ E1 b3 v8 d3 W7 j
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。8 k9 ?" x7 A+ Z1 [  J
When two’s
% Z2 |# t. {0 O4 p# c$ B  |5 d7 pcompany, three’s the result!
) L  J- Z" O! |% J3 i; ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: P1 t7 F6 `$ G; U3 d" ^9 |A dress is like a barbed
( ^' T5 y  w% n) ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the ( r1 `# l+ V$ \. ^
view.2 p2 L" \1 V- l% Q# M/ W. e" r
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 p, z# P, A5 H* J& vThe more you learn, the more you know,
+ `7 @- }0 V7 }- \The more you know, the more you forget.* E8 y' O3 k: T% U/ ]4 x) n1 Z5 Z) @
The more you forget, the less you
$ h* o, H# K4 l. x6 G' c: d% ~know. So why bother to learn., K+ k4 x: `' D) O% l5 j' Z# t
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ! Q9 K& j% _! H) F: ?9 K% \8 |/ e/ [
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