加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
" C9 C. U1 B  J9 T3 Y5 L! hMastercard & Visa.
& y+ q  L( B4 @4 S- S钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
5 }+ U: y' Y2 m3 g" m$ B  }8 jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
* t! F% X3 R- x8 `" e$ N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ q# H  R. r1 o9 g' v8 ]two.
3 o; z2 S3 T1 G3 z: |9 n/ B! c每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% c6 X: \. M! ]Every man should marry. After all,
+ @1 N6 W  H+ xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 `( n% S9 l2 oThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
) I0 B# t: t( I$ G( }成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; i2 Z( C: j+ BNever put off the work till
: F* g1 `7 {4 p$ H% _$ ~tomorrow what you can put off today.
; u3 B! f% ^4 b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- V1 k) ~* w/ D# y) n+ HLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# H% p# b8 x, ]Children in
- y2 j- C9 h* h5 Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 ~% d+ ~2 M  vchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
4 j5 {2 Q$ ]% o' nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
) h  B* z- x9 f( p1 O6 X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% }$ D: r% F: R2 {1 x“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  u% J) s9 ^; _7 z2 |+ x“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: X$ ], v, T4 Q* y8 ?look at it for hours!
9 z6 m) J) W# c: O' C7 I工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
1 O1 a* D: m# V6 bcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ ^8 m$ x/ ~$ C& F, }  M+ CWhen two’s
( e* ^. X" F* n3 l4 X6 @company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 b& M8 p, w% ?* _$ aview.
$ e5 D4 u8 O- |+ r服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
  {( b/ B, }3 l9 Y2 M( ]2 ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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