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Money is not everything. There’s
) t5 `$ h8 V/ n& @5 WMastercard & Visa.1 k- b1 N: f8 \- e$ [7 ^4 d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* E3 }/ ~. p+ K& eOne should love animals. They are
# R, ]' v' k. |2 ~) m# }: Iso tasty.
9 T) M Z$ p8 S' ]. ^' q# U7 g' ^每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 o! `8 ], d) w- p" Y2 K6 NSave water. Shower with your
5 Q! W- E; \+ p0 `% ugirlfriend.
" {1 O1 }: r: r( ^- }) ^. A4 n- U/ B要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: \2 }2 S' G* uLove the neighbor. But don’t get . V3 k/ Y3 P# J
caught.
; d& W8 [7 {7 e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! x' l5 c1 ]& ?Behind every successful man, there is a ' V3 b& J( I) ~% W( ]/ ^
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- ?1 j& `( b8 HEvery man should marry. After all, 9 R) P! u& z9 b
happiness is not the only thing in life.
; {2 W5 A& @+ l% ]再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ a7 O: [! ]8 U/ ~; {. b0 D- p5 BThe wise
: v3 b7 @; t7 }, i, g, R9 s+ Onever marry, And when they marry they become
/ f! e, C Q. u3 k1 K$ Qotherwise." c( a0 n3 Q; x; b
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 I9 I4 I3 B uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 y, [( @) n: ^1 ~. l: K; kmany relatives.
" U7 i) m) j; x6 W2 L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. ~5 l2 D0 L" T5 a* k5 y& Z& ONever put off the work till
* C" Q) Z. ^3 g( ]' p5 e5 h4 y& N; G& Itomorrow what you can put off today.8 l, P6 x" n; \7 {9 q
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; O: R6 k, D! C0 c. B4 f" y
Love is : q0 l: E. W+ k! o' p @) I6 ^2 c
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 f, y" S% N5 H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 G5 {. s3 o, A; x/ gChildren in 0 I" h/ x+ t5 S! y/ ?
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 d C% q! v1 j: ~children.
3 b) a/ K. X7 R; w! z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 w# D# h' J9 w8 u5 f1 Q/ y“Your future depends on your / M& B. P% O8 O/ H# H5 p
dreams.” So go to sleep.$ i0 a) \+ E) t. U1 B* p# j
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。9 [. B9 X+ ]0 E: v* Q
There should be a
9 o2 `% F4 P/ |better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ T. D- p3 Z1 w- j1 F" z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& p7 G# f% n( cBut why take the risk?
/ o6 ~+ X% R) r/ r6 X7 O( J, T! r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; n+ R0 h# ~! m, {; I. X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ T: ^4 g u! {5 `# P2 `
God made relatives; Thank God we
) u- C, g% G3 X) A' {+ b& p0 `5 J% ocan choose our friends.
( {: B( [+ A' i+ x# c0 o& E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。% k. }7 J2 G8 [) R- w
When two’s 1 r8 l: p8 k- l+ V) H M+ O
company, three’s the result!
. q: f2 a4 g- M两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! o1 ^9 T* y. f0 G8 wA dress is like a barbed 7 T8 q9 s7 M0 u' i
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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9 `1 M* ~' o: Z. y1 W `2 _! T: g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) v# i7 e0 U, ^. V5 U# _( o) ^. }The more you learn, the more you know,
7 m) b" q% v4 r9 I e; @5 i0 rThe more you know, the more you forget.4 h" T1 W5 a* W4 \2 v, r
The more you forget, the less you ' m% O9 y- \% |0 h8 o
know. So why bother to learn.! L$ N5 i, J r5 `+ U/ t
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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