加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
4 m) W. E7 O  g+ k& IMastercard & Visa.
' ?( F" ]5 G* L" c0 d/ J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  F+ |  b- U$ U: Y3 q! @2 eOne should love animals. They are
$ i. b$ n4 X& dso tasty.
0 u& ]+ y, E1 P) `# g$ g. ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: ~8 @, H5 E/ s& x! ySave water. Shower with your
0 x$ B. K7 {( D% Ggirlfriend.
! [5 K$ p& Y- ]9 {9 @4 X9 T要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
: f! J: @3 E1 Scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 ?* r! y$ |9 r$ K! t1 J" D. wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ Y3 F5 J0 w/ [% [3 oEvery man should marry. After all,
  n5 s8 Y2 x. W" C; T0 E5 Chappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
' _9 R$ x  V3 f1 ~1 N1 q( I! Wnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
. Q) _5 M4 P% b2 }# ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; \6 I3 {; P# H6 W8 a! ]' u/ R- ?Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
# B7 U5 q5 k( N5 @/ E7 H/ o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
% O% P+ u+ w4 p% B! rtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 B! e- v/ V0 b2 w" a9 ~( t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ k# N# B" Y2 U  jChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
7 g4 V8 J+ B, _# X) y" \1 X后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 @( h5 u7 n) c: p& g“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, r( \3 b/ Q0 b# wmorning.
. g* q: s$ C* j+ x- B! b9 U5 j; t& a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ S$ I  }% R4 n7 w9 u“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 x/ p: X$ [6 `  g! M“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 B, C# e$ b( e& W" P. y9 ?# olook at it for hours!
5 m3 F! q( z9 A, @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# ^6 }/ n/ l- p, wGod made relatives; Thank God we
8 T4 J8 j0 }( Y  o! K; Mcan choose our friends.
2 o3 c9 U* e8 s% i1 u" r" ?. Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 r! m: \4 |  JWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& H. N9 v. Z- |0 l! dA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ A" c2 C4 H' g$ K. `The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
3 `. F& j4 t" h$ b6 c学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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