加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
" h; w/ U% M6 u4 {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! [, v. K( R8 Y( I! lso tasty.
1 h' N6 E3 c6 w3 M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
% A, h0 A) w1 K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 ^+ o8 T8 C+ m4 vBehind every successful man, there is a
% ^( r. V3 ?' i, g& Mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" g4 _" o# [* f& g# E4 M8 TEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ {6 ?. z/ \! T. Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 M' f* X5 \2 T2 A. K% m0 BThe wise
2 T6 V* E* a" o5 g1 ]+ xnever marry, And when they marry they become
, h0 X5 l6 |. b- Iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, I7 C% w5 g8 `, q" d, R9 w5 _Success is a relative term. It brings so
; I" Z- U* ?5 h9 f8 X$ i) c$ cmany relatives.
4 d( N( N) ?! `4 [$ ^' Z- u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 O) K4 t* n8 v) Y2 v* fNever put off the work till
. L( R" h/ I# h0 G# b% qtomorrow what you can put off today.
" u( N4 y* L# k* @( c7 S6 w' i; s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ V$ M% K8 ~$ B* h3 `% v) _Love is
5 p2 |! x, ^6 ~/ K2 N* ~" ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7 i; W1 n8 u) B+ eChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  l& i8 s  v, F) U6 I" echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) ?! G( ^. t# q  f“Your future depends on your
2 @/ S9 x" u# `& ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, a' e2 t" c% E. Z5 t% Umorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 N0 Z. Y" `# a* alook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ [. [4 ~, q, T4 t5 tGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
5 ?. d. E# J( F, {$ q2 K. G2 y1 Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 n" k/ h1 E  C: r  L) e( j7 T& XWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
9 E2 \! o5 r: ^" J" Z7 s& Afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 X) b4 t3 i# w& }* Yview.
' d" Z9 r, y. v: Q) X4 [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
, ~' o: J' C1 Y9 S6 g6 Pknow. So why bother to learn.
2 D8 C  T% i; H! r1 e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ Y& I$ c6 K  F为什么学来着