加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
+ V8 Z) d9 V2 i; q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( l) G+ A; w8 R4 D6 }3 P: e% fOne should love animals. They are
; F" Q$ Z7 y& W- I. G3 g* eso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
1 p* v; K' ~- J" f; u5 Hgirlfriend.
5 r4 ^* n" f1 P; H  @要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 P) M* I& B9 C8 B' P- v1 ]Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 d6 u) V- F  z& n% h0 LBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 F4 ]  g  _3 t" Wtwo.
( u5 S' z) B! Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" K( F5 T! R' g/ g: lThe wise
; n/ a2 q" S1 S# S7 _- {never marry, And when they marry they become
7 T. V$ H. N0 V. U$ gotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
' j1 k# g4 [6 j, r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
! ~& C* m' {$ K$ R4 {( O- s% H( qtomorrow what you can put off today.
3 C7 V  Y+ b0 v# o+ L0 C! t不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* A( \8 Q" d  a4 h; v$ x$ hLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 x+ s5 g* |! D( m  z/ L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' `' A* A) l9 O* x4 H$ PChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 i9 F1 M  Q/ p" tchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 v' X  s5 c$ c! a# x“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ O9 r1 \( e/ k+ @  S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% r! M* {3 T) Q3 [There should be a
9 @6 H( l- c& W. Bbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
- _  u% I; A% {6 a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
  k: U+ V5 k2 Q( q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" E. ]3 J! S  }/ F3 R/ ^4 ^% J“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 X# J8 }/ w- o$ U. r. b3 Dlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
, a; r3 h# g$ d: Fcan choose our friends.
4 z% I5 k. q6 ~  v* b. [+ A( L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, u, X7 |+ t( Z3 v; A& I' DWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
0 }% `( l) M& u" Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! T, Z; |8 n" Sview.
7 u2 J8 O( R/ L$ r+ k; ]3 K8 K服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" a* y0 V2 O  w6 ]' d2 ^  RThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- i  y! W, T% I2 K/ |为什么学来着