加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
! s4 ]; y4 p9 g( d- w% o2 A! N% L! V钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! L6 @7 W3 [. W' S5 c3 ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! ^; m6 j9 H- }& J4 V0 c+ P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! M" \$ o1 j# d6 Cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
7 @. I! J8 _( k0 n3 N8 |每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ z! \: W1 ?" S4 P# H; x7 T# ?Every man should marry. After all,
8 {" n% F: f/ C8 T$ f- S+ @8 e7 k) ~happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* ?! i. T( X1 W+ Hnever marry, And when they marry they become
0 k+ ^/ ^2 h3 U! t' o6 Cotherwise.
1 Z+ o& p1 M' s* k' M' ^* d0 c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
7 x, q8 N* v4 hmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 E$ o2 t) G5 K, v不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 s1 S" @; P, x- q  VLove is
2 z- E4 c/ }8 Yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
' R0 _4 F, b8 U2 @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
. B4 h, G" L& [9 o3 P& s5 j“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
* S3 @! S# b6 t9 j' k* g5 f, ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 |  t% X7 |: W  q( T' q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 C8 z/ I0 _2 g: @$ w/ z( M“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
! H7 k; [) y# h' v/ i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( d+ Y* U. b9 y& y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
7 m5 |- N0 r4 O% Z' ]1 Nlook at it for hours!
' B5 E5 J. I* e工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* X% y) f1 D8 Y( b" {God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
0 [- m' S0 \- n神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ n/ u: A2 p5 UWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
: W* i( d8 b! ]8 bfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. _6 O, i6 b0 a2 s* C& uThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
7 Z/ m, t2 j# DThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: }4 c+ Q( d* a$ S为什么学来着