加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 ~1 n* X9 O, n2 F  C) eso tasty.
9 ?, i9 w. X2 h7 W2 `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
) ~3 m. E4 @# s5 g& F& v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# b3 P% R9 j: `; ^/ w; TBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  r, V( K# \2 ^! N: btwo.
8 X& o* F' M; |* }0 a每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# U7 e# O5 l* s* t/ m" x+ rEvery man should marry. After all,
/ h& m& Y# ?; K3 y2 s7 r5 {. Shappiness is not the only thing in life.
/ l, I: [) J' k# E& z# E, D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
( Z. b2 [3 L0 X8 S+ y% q$ fnever marry, And when they marry they become
: q: ^% Z" L  |1 n- c3 B- `otherwise.
4 v/ ~/ t3 @. Y1 c, b! Z0 ^" e9 h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
9 c$ [# X% P0 K7 L& h1 V2 A( w% {many relatives.
9 I9 P9 E6 L: x  r6 G4 t, W" q7 V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; o; J/ n+ H" Q- k$ u. rChildren in
) m! s% L5 `! |4 X" V4 r: R( \backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 B) d' G* \9 Y) V% F6 O/ vchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ w# g* x, [) \  I  U2 [“Your future depends on your
0 J5 N2 K5 U! H% s5 udreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. G; e0 u& v2 s6 r$ WThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 \, x$ R" X8 r/ Y" H" s  Y* Y' gmorning.
: T/ }% J. ^1 W' y) R, _' W$ W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
" f* ?( C3 E. L! oBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' b5 N7 R# E1 S# U" iGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ F+ F2 n# l' j1 w- W2 rcan choose our friends.
7 M' S2 c/ S6 U/ E, t/ d神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
8 d! H: V5 n( E( L5 K  Jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 u9 {9 z& [( ~view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. P0 k$ V& Q5 `& pThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 y7 a; r5 q; C+ u) I" j# dThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
7 K+ U2 L: C$ F2 ]* Sknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着