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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
. ?+ n6 C' O9 d5 GMastercard & Visa.
; g' @* X0 m4 X钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。! `: e& Y  {- S( o4 W" d
One should love animals. They are
) ]9 M  E& L- k9 u) f* a$ Fso tasty.# a' n" L3 m( J8 _' }, A
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。8 v3 d& _% q5 `8 ?1 |0 L1 r
Save water. Shower with your
9 e/ A( n! r9 o& l- Zgirlfriend.
1 ]0 g8 [4 L/ d& W# ]要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# F- K( x+ ^0 J; [, ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get 9 @6 b! ?- P% I8 i$ I% G2 C6 K
caught.
) A' D# J" A. Y% I1 O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) b! |( F% R" \! z' [  v! i
Behind every successful man, there is a
; D7 |  \, E5 x' w( Vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ( Q6 R/ X7 }8 M  u. {* L$ W* v
two.
9 x5 Z4 E0 T" e! k6 G每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; }/ t/ g' ~* U. u3 m& a$ S# v: S9 o
Every man should marry. After all, + b( C6 ?  Y! Y1 b" B7 X: H0 v
happiness is not the only thing in life.
. A& [" p+ `8 _: y* r2 u, Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 I( t5 a  V2 n8 j  q; P* p% fThe wise
1 j5 L/ z/ w8 r$ Y! Fnever marry, And when they marry they become . N* \1 c3 J1 {
otherwise.7 ]& R1 R* u# g. g
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: h$ ~3 C. `: `8 l, A; }9 i3 _Success is a relative term. It brings so
/ \& l4 Q# s# z! nmany relatives./ L/ t9 |* {1 S% Z% t1 a
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( ^8 ^! }0 C; c) r* P% c0 |Never put off the work till
* H& |' }; c' m& a, Q1 Ptomorrow what you can put off today.+ n$ b; d7 ^5 z) @
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& _7 k7 x5 f& t
Love is
  T7 d, k( r* Z4 J% N3 [; Y0 aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.0 z! W6 Q! ]" k8 g
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 n3 J3 h$ A: A- C5 P3 D2 Q6 q+ v
Children in 1 F. M. ^" q- L) l3 F. [
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) I% v8 T3 C# H* _* h( \children.
( G' S. @6 f- E6 l0 b* a' D, V4 h/ b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 l' ]7 P7 k6 p% w2 P“Your future depends on your
8 D- l4 F6 ^6 q" m; ]dreams.” So go to sleep.& B7 _8 E4 l; N9 L
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。4 c1 K! l$ M1 q: |- y  x
There should be a ' t' U* |( I2 w0 M+ S
better way to start a day than waking up every
" H! Z6 k, o+ H) L, }morning.
, J( S) k* L7 `+ b; J2 H) I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 V. Y, J8 m% C( t# v7 A
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ! b/ f: b, [$ w5 {6 r) ?4 T
But why take the risk?- T' [* A' s6 X0 `( \% O  k% V
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 D$ \/ N4 i7 i: S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* B1 ?# O* N. y! P3 S. m0 U: \look at it for hours!% C$ w9 z" q1 f6 Q# \. H& h
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。$ G+ q! B2 N$ L; ?
God made relatives; Thank God we
: ^( E/ [3 D& R+ K5 ^* A- Ican choose our friends.5 ?& o) A! x" `5 k3 R: F
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ _3 {$ }" v& I0 {6 d5 U$ N7 ]2 i
When two’s
2 A* n, \/ `* c; W1 ^' Xcompany, three’s the result!" P* C  `% F/ _/ v+ H
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!% D* Y$ u  y* g, c: W
A dress is like a barbed 2 W$ s, h, f4 j7 M
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 b& d: @) I3 z) C" c, Tview.0 N2 P6 C: L( ]1 c  G
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 I! I* h: m! \( F( qThe more you learn, the more you know, # z) G5 [5 H3 S. m* @5 m" ?
The more you know, the more you forget.. m% k7 E( }8 j# [& E0 F2 S
The more you forget, the less you
/ {. a! T- y- k9 A  v* tknow. So why bother to learn.2 d5 B. M# I  F
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, # Y0 V& d2 g: J: P7 m& t9 i* s
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