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Money is not everything. There’s + L" K0 z7 q: b. `
Mastercard & Visa.( U1 h5 J2 ^2 x8 E" ]1 r
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。* i9 Z& A: M! O" y4 `: L& j
One should love animals. They are
+ Z* z) m' i/ s# v5 Y5 }8 O2 \6 Gso tasty.
( |) P1 _) v: j; `" n, e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 R# i6 a9 L' b2 [% ]) \0 C
Save water. Shower with your
. l# A$ i! C7 U7 I# q' j+ Pgirlfriend.
. D' Q* b& h, w! m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。, @$ _. t8 @2 D. z( ]
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 5 L. A4 M V, j- _* D
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( _5 Z0 i* ?" v, q {8 o9 @7 OBehind every successful man, there is a
! B% a& [+ u. G: S% c$ O1 Bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) a( z) z! _' E2 B7 Ltwo.
/ t! V2 o# @; b" O$ a& ^+ Y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- z) g. s: s5 Y
Every man should marry. After all, 9 x* v7 J1 O, [( n; I' N* p: b0 C
happiness is not the only thing in life.
: R; u( }. z) r1 ~2 u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 L. P9 g6 q7 z- h6 g1 iThe wise
" P" k4 R& Y Z. anever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 o8 R: L* d3 L9 L/ ]
Success is a relative term. It brings so 8 y% K, K8 _ }9 T$ m% M- C
many relatives.4 b3 i# s3 \: o# Y4 p. Z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" D3 S0 B K _3 e- I4 }2 ~7 w
Never put off the work till % \% H" Q# f2 h, M
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 i! e B4 s( C5 q( z9 S$ f0 F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。" ?; H& C' E8 B- L
Love is
6 C9 o" d; @7 q5 `% vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.# v. w% I& N% Z: C
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( `1 r4 j0 g0 ]3 B+ p0 I
Children in
! S+ I+ {2 T8 [& vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 J! X5 O S' k( V- u9 `“Your future depends on your
# ]% G9 N7 M6 }dreams.” So go to sleep.0 q' J: `! G: r( V: n/ {& y x
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ g/ p, x; ~( n# C, vThere should be a * U3 h; s8 S* Z( Y! F/ e+ L/ f
better way to start a day than waking up every
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。5 v& e# h/ B- V: v$ ?4 J
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ % n8 _) X5 Q0 q9 T
But why take the risk?
3 @, |" J. e6 [3 H努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, T, \, L Z4 w0 ~! {$ {) f“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ v- x, w% P2 Y: I* Olook at it for hours!
: Z$ M, }1 W5 ]' K5 o( J% \工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 f4 ~& Y# N( N7 t: d& e
God made relatives; Thank God we
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
8 Q0 x- g* o; \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' e8 Z% h, h2 p1 }# f
A dress is like a barbed
, j$ k* a+ u" }& S! I( V( L- Z* _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the * R6 y c3 g: W
view.
6 y1 U7 B) j* a! W5 ~5 v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, X& [! H- q/ bThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ A* Z4 x' ~# L4 q% \The more you know, the more you forget.
+ V+ r! B* j" I5 O% T8 w/ V! d+ V; YThe more you forget, the less you
1 J# X% x2 M' e. m- `. P yknow. So why bother to learn.
( a' o, i+ c1 q/ P4 s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, # E" P# w" d7 B! c! g4 T! V
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