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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 6 Z: u# u/ b7 y- a- b
Mastercard & Visa.
; X, m9 `. n! M$ ?) p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" C, G9 ~7 w6 m2 rOne should love animals. They are
( F; T/ I8 _) C( ?so tasty.
; i8 n' S8 _  ?# [# y$ t/ o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: A: |4 ^9 K4 r0 [5 USave water. Shower with your * V4 Z# r+ G& W
girlfriend.4 k0 A" k4 {( [+ Y6 ^* ~# [  X+ y  }3 R  z
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4 _/ P1 I8 a' O: I+ X
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 1 A. [1 j7 Y3 o! U% n# z
caught.
! ~% W$ }& }2 M6 _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 E( M! ?5 m2 l9 [$ ?# HBehind every successful man, there is a 4 |2 N% m- {# _% z7 B: g+ h" S, b
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 F! f6 b* {" F# jtwo.0 h+ C# r0 A% d. W
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 D: r& f% y) L" r( R8 Q. |2 h
Every man should marry. After all,
1 n9 Y+ Z. @" q3 N$ f* j/ thappiness is not the only thing in life.- Y1 S1 \" p7 C) L, o
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 v& Q9 G1 p. V! s# @2 D* q/ ZThe wise 1 x& V1 i9 g& K, F  o* O( v, C" q
never marry, And when they marry they become ( n: _, f. }, f6 g- B* Z
otherwise.7 u* |1 q6 Y# ?6 _- E
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  a' J) H( z% `0 v: a2 D# I' KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so % ^: C/ I- ?+ X3 [* o
many relatives.5 |! d- G6 b3 c
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! ^. @$ }" P9 x' s5 M: I: |- hNever put off the work till & A+ h. r/ V0 I2 N
tomorrow what you can put off today.; D% ^! B% f( h3 _
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- D1 P7 E% k6 q: o  y" ALove is
; C0 `% l8 D3 I8 K# Q  Aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 N. B6 l9 [, a  l+ f* e/ ~3 a1 t+ w  k
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。# C- Z5 _- l- v4 k# D% f# t
Children in
; s8 ~' S! X5 `- z) `1 b# Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
/ d5 H$ g$ x$ @& d) ~! Ychildren.
% `4 C1 o; ]/ w* T9 t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' [# t) C- N8 R: @$ o1 ]& k  _“Your future depends on your : T$ C1 v- l/ e9 D: A
dreams.” So go to sleep.! i" f5 [5 S) {. Y! F1 j! |( Q) O3 U
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 E. S4 q( `/ r% e2 Y, f& c6 y
There should be a 0 x/ t. m9 s7 B) p( e7 Q
better way to start a day than waking up every ' e; R0 j7 S* a3 P9 t$ v( q
morning.
' p( E6 [1 a7 a7 B1 x% C  M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。% I, s6 f; Q' z$ |* k% E
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , \, q5 V% m1 q- z1 W  l
But why take the risk?- b4 i4 p. y) \7 q% B9 P  s& Z; _
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; P. h7 P6 z+ x$ T5 M
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 g4 {5 G# y: Z4 ~( D) b  K( ^look at it for hours!. [$ d% ~) e9 }$ E; B2 S5 R4 P
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 F5 ^) i) p% V' e6 rGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 a- Z0 L& q: acan choose our friends.
0 @" P  C4 T+ A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。% v4 Y4 z0 [& z  L
When two’s
! r% m( z, D7 g2 Ycompany, three’s the result!
) b9 g- }4 Y3 z. F5 Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ H' R$ Q6 K+ Q
A dress is like a barbed
. ?/ d, [7 w9 H/ x' _9 d! Q4 G4 Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 4 J4 _8 D8 X' H5 E
view./ K6 \8 }$ Z$ n8 b7 E$ v# r* E' ?
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! \( @$ M7 A; G" c, RThe more you learn, the more you know,
4 X& c% i1 q# C8 e& k# N- rThe more you know, the more you forget.- h, B4 d5 i+ @  f
The more you forget, the less you
; r! D4 f2 S" M% D5 eknow. So why bother to learn.
- a5 `+ J# S) q: m. b( ^学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 2 ~, v8 [1 J* j% Z+ ~; c, A5 P, B
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