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Money is not everything. There’s
# U4 O4 p' I8 A$ i& \* uMastercard & Visa.0 G( h& l" y% r8 K _2 x& E
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ ~& W- T) @2 h& _+ POne should love animals. They are
* S+ T5 D N q* W4 o+ }so tasty.; u0 g4 S% p( M u- N K( }! a
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 p9 Z% Z" T& {" [
Save water. Shower with your
1 K. R2 ]% U8 l4 Q/ j1 H$ U9 tgirlfriend.
* E5 [5 O& _$ Y* V# I4 M9 {# d要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ C. p0 b% [9 v# Q W5 mLove the neighbor. But don’t get 8 n( n- m6 X- F2 k- D' s4 |
caught.
5 i! P4 b1 k3 b& W) G8 h) z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" {5 n8 |5 q" w4 w; |, u
Behind every successful man, there is a 2 Z4 @3 R3 ? u
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are : s- Z2 H# B& B; w9 B
two.: a) v2 B/ I5 E
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; j, \ O9 G( _$ _6 S2 t- }, ]5 g
Every man should marry. After all, : ]: k2 B7 X" ^
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% {! o- h, I# F, O! P( W+ K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
) x/ u9 g& s" O+ h oThe wise 9 [" y. Z( M( a( \" i
never marry, And when they marry they become
. \+ O( d# \$ v! N& cotherwise.
' F; C: ^& C% B; z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
% ~$ U8 p- i+ GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 7 x0 Z. _, @8 _" ?( D
many relatives.( l- G8 i" c. D' z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 O5 K3 ?) l4 O6 _- w8 o
Never put off the work till 4 U7 y6 z+ x# P( ?. _9 ?3 _
tomorrow what you can put off today.5 q3 K+ m$ ?* h( S( |
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 c( O! r6 J! F4 F4 \
Love is " D; u8 l3 B: m Q
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 _' U* M$ C' `3 A* F3 }6 ?6 l爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 O% A0 `0 A( x) m: ~: tChildren in / R$ @5 v& i% O' y/ U
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* r5 h7 B3 x9 P! T, v4 @# u% Dchildren. G5 }; a, U2 F! r
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。7 I' i9 {2 a7 q' }+ R. O8 k
“Your future depends on your
8 T% @/ ]3 [. u6 @dreams.” So go to sleep.4 B. w8 f8 i/ R, |. o, t; R
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
6 U/ O, [! ?1 ^& Y" d# C$ UThere should be a
& r5 H$ m% k2 d7 W$ Hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
8 x' a& @( D- P8 n( [: B8 Omorning.. M/ I9 F) i! A2 l) t. z- J# s* S
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" h: p6 S' G' m- Y- O* a" J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 e/ y9 k5 z& Y/ a5 G1 eBut why take the risk?
1 V$ k+ l4 I4 F+ j- k; ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 C+ [. \: E* @8 `) |8 V! [“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ W$ O0 z% {! Y" _( c9 ulook at it for hours!
# b- a$ _* R4 P/ J( i& |: Q! q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& P8 p0 Q2 H0 @/ a( U
God made relatives; Thank God we 3 c9 \# {+ P. n4 E* k! z) j
can choose our friends.
/ D: K2 t0 }( a神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 v1 Y- E2 z1 F: t9 bWhen two’s
; K( B( c! C/ q4 D: `1 bcompany, three’s the result!; Q+ l; `) | H1 |8 F
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 _5 e/ T$ i6 P a/ nA dress is like a barbed 4 ]. @+ b, o0 A
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the " E9 m& y7 r/ G( Z2 w
view.
$ b) l! |' P1 g5 u服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% ~& m2 `3 ~, Q' Z% {; NThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 Z p" |% ^. m0 dThe more you know, the more you forget.* Y0 S% U; b- K. `5 T8 ]: z
The more you forget, the less you ( |- U% i) C7 k9 Z$ L3 E% c
know. So why bother to learn.
8 x( e9 I# S( E3 G3 T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
1 x- Z2 y! S! X- o0 L9 w5 e为什么学来着 |
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