加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
1 o6 n, G# [/ ]Mastercard & Visa.
/ `. G: c. n) c4 Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 L& C' ~( q* j* C+ c6 [One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
6 i/ r( A! O  _. T2 t0 y, D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
5 g1 N' p" w& M4 j' k+ rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 S0 M( P+ W  m# btwo.
% n8 R5 J7 y% O  y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; u8 A& p- N' M) b2 q5 N1 WEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' n3 W$ Q; u/ a0 J/ h$ K* G& }再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
% h" @3 R$ h% V9 ]* w: I1 Bnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
1 c0 g" x, R' G- o; k+ w  u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
' O6 e8 M: Q  }- C: x" H; v成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, E7 [1 g) n8 D" \: n6 ctomorrow what you can put off today.
# x7 r  l: D/ J% f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) R0 w4 X1 Q+ N爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
& V5 k$ ~5 n1 z, h3 J后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
4 B$ y* G; Z! vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 y5 Y  H; X3 i9 ?) b2 D* |. QBut why take the risk?
" G( {6 _" Y) h2 {- Y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 D5 T* y3 X7 H; _# ^“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
1 n1 {; G6 U6 h4 Q  B! x  P# l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 r2 Z6 ^, T" _0 a+ X0 P) [God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ m1 J3 ~& m8 n+ X+ K) I+ s( kWhen two’s
  J/ f; z& S' `7 t; Q+ jcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 f3 Q+ G  H) o/ {+ I2 BA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% t, M2 O* R) ^: l% I3 a1 WThe more you learn, the more you know,
7 v) i. t, B8 J1 O$ l) I* \The more you know, the more you forget.
$ t2 j' N* g$ {" h5 q" fThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
' e: k. K3 Y1 O. l4 P4 i- e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着