加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
8 R: m, i6 y& f5 ]1 R2 s1 pMastercard & Visa.
0 W- D% U  q  ^! R/ }8 Q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
( a- V. C0 I* zgirlfriend.
4 ?- v; H: B8 H/ }8 F! r& S要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 ?8 ~( U# Q$ f. D+ N+ Qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
5 t# N- k$ t& ~# h* A, s! S每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
* v+ L% V. D' S. Nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
9 U7 T9 Y: D! A1 N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
! `8 z0 o8 z) n" c! ?9 o: t2 ?0 _1 eotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 L% Y8 D# S' t( [, m( hmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
3 `3 U3 E4 n+ k/ ptomorrow what you can put off today.
% b$ K. ^5 G$ o: k不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 m0 w. |6 c  ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% W& F2 f* _0 N3 p' zchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
, `0 d. b. l+ k' ydreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 C8 M1 {: j9 p1 [. q1 |There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 O& ~' W( v/ R% d  wmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* x$ P- f7 |+ r9 C0 XBut why take the risk?
: j7 s- i+ S+ c3 T: G努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
, T" ~6 m: R, M0 k  }2 ]& zlook at it for hours!
2 |8 W! e% W' Y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% d9 }" d- V3 {$ A! z1 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
" W* E; W; M; C& Ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 h- F* c. o5 r: l  q4 cWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
, y; W2 o( z, a, `2 b& r0 Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) z  l4 {2 M( j" Q3 Z) a5 wA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ P/ M6 |! R" @, e6 O6 N3 n4 iview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ q+ ~6 E% \+ N5 f+ J9 M5 VThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
: y  @4 x6 p" J$ p" N/ n# bknow. So why bother to learn.
  h6 z  O. [- r) }学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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