加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
# V" ^) E" a6 z8 B# v! h2 xso tasty.
! q( ?* H3 `2 K1 V* }, w  V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
8 p' t1 Z, A( D0 ]girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
' V; R: r9 m; q" x& m0 N* B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! P+ H6 N4 v) F$ I$ [: nBehind every successful man, there is a
' N4 V" X6 Q* F. fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: y6 g5 k3 E! ~3 ^& n9 Z: |) Utwo.
! {3 T4 U3 ]( E$ D0 L& L每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
/ M4 U' s. p# ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
5 f! p% r0 I, W. k( K  p2 U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 c0 i* H, u0 h) Y# {- LThe wise
" v' T6 F4 @* e$ ?+ a  ?* pnever marry, And when they marry they become
  k6 @4 ^( C( h% Uotherwise.
+ r5 x" Y5 u, f6 ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 _: Q$ d2 s+ V4 Z1 V7 |0 d# a2 vmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. a" ?+ K) i9 c4 F1 ^Never put off the work till
: t" }: R! {' q5 j4 J9 {3 Ltomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% I) g1 b$ q9 @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 v3 c3 s; `  N5 t* @Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
' C# ^( r' u/ b  p% ~6 @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 j) H: O" `1 M. L“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* c/ W* S$ `/ L4 d2 V“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ I' P1 V: n8 f5 cBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
/ [# I3 D7 Q! m) D) Y$ t- V+ t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' c& B6 `* O! G$ g) s8 {can choose our friends.
  M) V4 W  {2 V, l6 U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( s6 M( Z3 ~3 |. J4 KWhen two’s
/ A2 Z( c1 o. s5 M: a6 L- D) W$ p1 E+ |company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' @9 S' I4 T- t" s: D1 {- `2 p6 FThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
: C- k( j/ T* a: o5 Bknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着