加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ W: y2 z) G4 q( ySave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
% D& Y+ H4 z. S5 r  X, o3 N' T$ F要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
5 |' \& i$ a& C3 Q1 V- qcaught.
6 u( b7 S, {: y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- ?6 u4 y. v+ D( f! A  {- i  a1 Btwo.
! S- t8 ~2 E& B8 _$ u0 \/ @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
  I" E6 [: |7 DEvery man should marry. After all,
# E8 m/ @3 q  y0 E7 t2 ^happiness is not the only thing in life.
; z! _+ c' D0 v, L: N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, g$ |, ]8 u" l6 m5 b8 J( u2 @The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
" S: a+ w0 e+ l+ O" \otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( Z( L0 N  A* `Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
; P+ u+ g0 ^. [* d1 f( z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
/ k& O- ?: {# r7 Ptomorrow what you can put off today.
! O) @( _8 Y5 W* [$ A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& o& O6 x0 u. e% ?Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# b( W! Q$ V; _. ?8 N6 _- S# d, PChildren in
: X# D4 s/ F4 fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! m* K7 g; e- R: ^9 b+ d9 m2 ^children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 v+ Q+ p6 c: @dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
! ^4 V. x* u1 }# `: d$ f" H3 ^morning.
5 o# R6 @2 @+ x8 Y8 M4 f, a+ T应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; l0 z- [* R8 `3 O+ F) _( f“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 k& u/ u% t8 ^! O% |“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
) X. v, D/ d7 k7 ^can choose our friends.
; B- ^5 D" v0 [* ?& h" C6 W3 N+ i神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
, L* o3 S; X, i9 V$ |8 @% a% I4 ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ S+ O* S9 b& F' _0 }8 NA dress is like a barbed
0 B/ r' `8 A  e7 Z( ?( lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ H- ^# C7 k; `) B6 tview.
4 a. ^4 E, M; W) f. t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" G# `. G; U# b9 m. B4 T5 u$ PThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着