加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
. d; P  @" x0 k8 A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# x  k4 P, m8 U1 j: l! SOne should love animals. They are
; ]  @$ w; t0 k2 sso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# p1 t6 N+ t. lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
* q; X" M3 Q/ D9 o0 W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' L4 }& G& ?! WBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, Q$ R2 n. I8 m  ~6 J( gtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# I: b/ ]# \! PEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ B! v( q* E# M# A再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# y' l4 a2 {9 i# cThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 S8 \2 D7 c  @" E* `( o7 c$ totherwise.
9 I; m6 O" h. D6 V) S8 z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! n8 U% b; G2 T& A* ?2 q! SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) Y5 F5 y" W4 N7 R( M* wmany relatives.
9 O$ j8 y/ I8 p' ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  X0 e+ v$ a$ X! C. k( bNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ B* m) [8 t, pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ }6 ?6 L8 e- K7 `: k+ ?8 ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
) W; C8 v/ {# d+ m- Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
" f+ E/ o1 v, U( w, z" c7 i4 T- N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
; M: D/ `& }) ~% Q6 jdreams.” So go to sleep.
6 S8 P* r& k: W1 P5 k0 A" Z) F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
) r0 ]% i; H* [+ }better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
. l% f0 b8 R8 _. f: s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; U4 q( I7 d3 t- {& m! f“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# L% [8 ^9 w0 E2 |# t* RBut why take the risk?
# x0 U8 f2 Y$ E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 ~. C1 D3 i* ]- _3 X5 Z, glook at it for hours!
  Z( o4 j" Y, R  F% b* P# B8 z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 k* a, |$ x" H9 H; R6 [can choose our friends.
1 i7 V: A4 L% r0 _. K4 W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( N( G8 b1 m3 d$ [: |When two’s
7 q9 u# ?+ y% A, P5 g& w! Bcompany, three’s the result!
9 I8 P6 j& }$ z$ w6 R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
+ `* |4 |5 ~3 ?7 nfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 U- d  V* ?2 T" aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! C/ g7 ~4 ]5 k4 S. \+ K6 pThe more you learn, the more you know,
* {* G+ {1 D& r" m- [0 H" gThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 `8 ^/ d6 R: P  z  I4 n) }The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着