加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! }6 v7 i/ q! Iso tasty.
- ?% h% a7 ?, [, y, W9 B$ ]. Z/ @6 b, m每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ V# @9 k5 L0 w! U( c9 E8 WSave water. Shower with your
) F: D$ o6 l! r) t4 I! T- G; g. kgirlfriend.
7 g) `9 D" g0 X$ K% L3 Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 L5 Z8 ~. ^: \3 F% Qcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
# o9 y: V: t- m* @& B; o( {  O/ Bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
& o- Y* u# M8 |+ {! M7 H每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 w2 l! [1 d6 G& J# [5 |+ d再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ l$ x- ?: z$ RThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. j3 E; J4 \- v4 Yotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 n* @+ G/ u% t2 x( j8 X; DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
, z  O5 r: l' S0 `/ y6 R/ m( n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- r7 }6 b2 P. D% ~+ X. s5 i" A9 H! BNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) K; b( k- H- a2 J0 jLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 p- m8 v: ^5 pChildren in
" q6 Y* C" B8 }backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: j$ Z( k+ y& O6 r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 z4 U( r6 ~0 D/ w$ \There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- L$ u1 B9 R! l* q6 b) o7 Q2 B" `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
( B6 _  B9 L, j( d. J3 G4 vcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
/ A9 s8 z5 E1 J; w* n, ncompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. T. |1 n: |* B! m% @, P2 @A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
, [+ D  {- q2 o; @% yview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 V8 z2 S: M; p& f/ |9 n: RThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
. E" u; P( a7 jThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
+ P5 W1 z+ q3 k为什么学来着