加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ l4 U* e5 ]$ q) V) }# sOne should love animals. They are
. b" \% d; V) N. L" C( Bso tasty.
* i4 `: M1 }5 U) e% [4 T2 T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
) J1 u8 Q* b; j) w; X& jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
! t' s' P. \8 Y9 \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
$ o8 ^- V; o( \. b+ u$ |" @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
" P* [& y, p8 {0 whappiness is not the only thing in life.
) u1 X' ]$ u3 e' N+ Y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
+ ]- o2 Y; `+ b7 T, p; d2 E8 b; pnever marry, And when they marry they become
6 n) r" R/ E% wotherwise.
" o$ m# R2 J5 g7 [/ B+ m% `4 H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, {% U+ s2 J4 ^/ JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
# }" J- ]+ b! u( S* g7 v2 z7 f# M* |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; y1 x" `0 J0 M; K% \# ]% ]( zNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# u4 c6 e' \5 f4 K' ]3 `0 JChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 }0 T; L- C4 e* Zchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
! T# k, X. V% p) h8 T: Q. ~better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
+ H$ Q) D+ ^. [. Z: h0 W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 B( J5 R7 R  bBut why take the risk?
% t% J7 e  ]% D努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ H! l; a' I6 J8 p“Work fascinates me.“ I can
& Z$ l& [7 g) y; Vlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: }6 D, x2 K( M8 rGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 c! G7 X6 y5 m( f$ g6 ^8 v) Y% xWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
% r. [9 b3 L. j2 X. X: Q* b5 Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
  l: A- B. o/ e* H6 Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
: |* y0 T1 D+ U8 u+ R& @8 L/ o  `The more you know, the more you forget.
0 D( J- O- f$ S4 j: HThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着