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Money is not everything. There’s : @: D, F, \2 I) c$ o1 Z- R7 f4 d
Mastercard & Visa.
|- C7 w: p8 n6 W4 t" c钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。/ P. p5 [/ K0 V6 ?$ Q7 v
One should love animals. They are
5 S3 K; h( Z5 Y1 b( G$ ]" [so tasty.2 R3 J, p. N& g( v1 }
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。6 W" i+ F" x, }8 D6 M& q" l1 l; O7 @; F. n
Save water. Shower with your 2 U/ L' d! F, P7 @0 w( _
girlfriend.
- ~- k/ s/ {8 l- \ L1 c7 e要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。) h2 N2 E3 R5 d/ S) K
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 6 u; J! v: D# m3 I
caught.
' P- h7 i) b! g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。4 ^' o" |+ t4 p& d6 X
Behind every successful man, there is a # _, s9 n1 T0 B8 a$ E
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & U6 |+ E0 j( J" ~
two.* z& L1 |9 Y& u& e! j
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% _4 ^: d/ l) u5 C: }7 E0 EEvery man should marry. After all,
1 B! b1 x. F! q7 T$ ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
z' V2 z8 @! m# W% N x; L4 I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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never marry, And when they marry they become * R* v' ]* V6 w4 s: ?3 A
otherwise.
- E4 r& Z9 {6 U, M- W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 o$ J4 {- A' W. ]$ l4 dSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。7 H0 Y0 `" Z8 Y) B5 y1 _; \2 K
Never put off the work till
5 t2 |3 I: J/ p* }# E; H( itomorrow what you can put off today.( k. A. a- @0 @: S5 I4 H3 l& q
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 T% M9 g: B: |, ?) R* G& \Love is
$ v8 V$ r" w N" c! B, }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) O5 j" L4 |! [) @! |, k) N- U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ ^1 L! Y b1 K5 V; VChildren in
& F" K+ o* \4 n+ ~0 L! ?5 b+ ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
: p2 ~. \/ v7 y( C% bchildren.5 {0 ?1 Q. }. R4 u. @8 T u
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。: H! A6 B' N# t# k# _
“Your future depends on your
/ ], A$ q' B* ^2 q; U! Z2 R) ]6 Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
/ Q: _' V& ~# ? J5 M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ Q! `# d. p1 E3 Y8 s0 X2 D6 fThere should be a
* t6 d& G" u2 u8 k$ x7 Dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
9 n* i% ~( \) u9 Y0 smorning.# i7 i+ P- Z/ X+ ?
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ V' G$ r8 J- c) B4 u8 o5 X2 l
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, P' S8 x' p6 a3 D4 PBut why take the risk?
# f, d9 z0 N. l$ H8 ^! L: j1 W* ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 ~5 H3 {) L1 Z$ }$ o“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( v" u; O, C! u+ ]% N: w0 b
God made relatives; Thank God we ; u; n: q8 K6 q7 h. y& X
can choose our friends.6 F$ w1 g- d- Q) Z5 C) H
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 x! [3 ~. G% f" U$ EWhen two’s
2 i( x! R8 ^8 m$ F9 W5 a5 [company, three’s the result!5 F' |+ C6 U' [! F- L4 J# c; a
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
U7 R: Q% Z' t! `; I1 XA dress is like a barbed " C: v5 v, x' C- }
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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+ o; ?. b, B% P1 W( d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, n, f+ m/ |# q2 _- t& ZThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 p9 }# l! S: a% f0 VThe more you know, the more you forget.: o2 Z& {! K7 c! b
The more you forget, the less you # |" m2 W5 f7 l1 s
know. So why bother to learn.: E! ?: ?- t X. X
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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