加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 k( d3 ~0 }! ^* xMastercard & Visa.
8 [, k; D) k+ n4 {" O; H5 n7 h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 Y' N8 M: R! r2 i; ~Save water. Shower with your
9 u" Y/ }- z0 l) r! tgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' z7 q" M( @) J4 ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
6 O; \3 z. M$ m0 r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 W/ Z: ~4 m# G5 qBehind every successful man, there is a
4 Z! s7 G3 N. [( V. |) D" Pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; \5 L; t  ?4 Y/ Vtwo.
6 G. b! X- P( S: w! Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 @" B) M% Q5 zEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
! |7 i3 P8 N6 m" lnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
$ j( S# Q1 Y5 z- d2 @聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( I: @9 H. p' O1 q6 K" zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
8 P+ K- d- _  @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
$ D3 O: [1 q; N, N9 u5 I/ ]+ {5 ~6 \tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
1 W$ T7 U- D7 l$ U# R3 y/ yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( m$ M0 G" @) ?7 T8 NChildren in
, T  g7 e8 ?/ J" u# n/ R% u3 ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ ?  d2 _4 ]! c/ u“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
) w( X9 `4 q4 v: b# gThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 C4 ^# t. j6 u0 d; I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 {* T7 u! u1 a7 a9 M) g) P# r/ rBut why take the risk?
  z& b9 p1 y% V% b& l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
: Y6 G) I, `% ?4 z9 a6 O9 \1 j+ blook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
: d' C. D' |3 S) ~  S# {6 gcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 k8 r" w. F# ]! g8 vWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
; ^1 c: T( {8 p3 C, z. G) ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. P7 v( [* s* m0 Ffence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
6 ~" q  S* c& h' U3 a: L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
: S3 l3 c& C9 T1 PThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着