加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
7 z2 d7 P# i! U6 P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  ~6 C0 T. v- m  Q  r4 LOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
  B4 Y  |- e- \3 r& A每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
, b/ I& a2 t" b% ?; YSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* p6 C* C4 T% }' o5 {1 A' dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
5 D# w. i' I4 h3 j- A* n9 n, N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
; H3 Q3 ^% ~% h7 f* vBehind every successful man, there is a
3 l, d. i# K+ K3 c) [" t6 J  hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
& O% E) A* R; T+ e. b1 A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
, z  j8 M% o3 y/ K% M' z- }happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
" g2 _  |4 j+ v! ]never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
) q, P- W" `& G7 J7 t' [( E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 z  n0 u5 ~( V! `: m& G# e; Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
/ A& ?6 Z  I" m4 jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- I' I7 Z0 ^# f, G5 \; xChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 T& ~* Y4 A; g% Y5 F+ k* _8 M& c  wchildren.
6 ^  e( m$ H  K: f% i, ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
0 s- s* q" \* c$ o+ ?& G4 j“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 V  h  n. N* @2 `1 P; \0 z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ j+ t. i1 h5 G8 Z* y; Bmorning.
3 k- T( m2 t( c4 J3 G* m应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; K# {7 k( U+ U. fGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 c. v( i- R9 @When two’s
" {  t$ r& \; h% `company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
+ Z3 B0 o& t6 t$ P* yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! N* M: u- e( i- e& CThe more you learn, the more you know,
! o! o0 @; o6 h) Q' ZThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
2 |3 Q7 d& S  }8 O* J' U3 B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着