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Money is not everything. There’s
; ?0 F* m( M5 OMastercard & Visa.
$ | @8 L9 s; n$ |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ B0 {4 G) j& f0 i5 O0 O% I0 H; Q
One should love animals. They are * j* u5 {. m. r& R& P! k
so tasty.
/ z2 g! L" b( r5 S! m- K( e b% m每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 r: n! o1 p1 c. x$ a: W' eSave water. Shower with your
# I' T5 ?2 @) t9 q \girlfriend.
, v7 w# ]2 n1 F! e- G9 B, D/ C( N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# h m. x C+ c, U7 ELove the neighbor. But don’t get
B0 P4 l* k: J1 @. i: L; P/ Dcaught.
; J3 O7 K5 F( k要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* D" Q- V! I# u; H# W4 ?Behind every successful man, there is a
( `. y" {5 N3 G' yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 9 `0 T6 E$ J. L6 s( s
two.! V: k4 M9 r* j8 U; e: x1 u# R: W
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 A. Z5 i5 [# t
Every man should marry. After all, + ^# r3 i7 H0 o% A7 _6 Y5 E$ g
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% u. {/ S2 o4 s2 p% k8 u: k再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 U9 m: q8 `4 s4 j3 z: m6 l2 T5 }
The wise
- G/ b1 e6 B9 u0 K, tnever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ g3 l3 ?5 i, ]9 b( _6 ? G
Success is a relative term. It brings so " b8 ?: V( O+ T
many relatives.
) d7 r+ o- O( j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: K4 s) M* i# C- V* Q K7 o% ]
Never put off the work till
" S# z; }! G& C' Htomorrow what you can put off today.
( J3 L) |- X `. A7 {& T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: F u( k; `: _6 X% QLove is
, F! j$ F" N* Y7 F) M- _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 w" x( W! d& B: Q4 M! K m
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 M% ~- l$ s" X
Children in : h! X4 h2 q7 ^* W5 q: |
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 U7 T) h9 ?' v4 s2 Bchildren.! v7 D) d# C* M: Z- m D( h% U3 {
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 ^9 r" ?4 c, W“Your future depends on your
9 u9 V( f4 w$ \0 j+ J, |. T) }- c- o# o8 xdreams.” So go to sleep.
) b( F! r& p( k4 S: p6 X“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 E1 W# K$ @1 V4 V+ @; l! V
There should be a
1 o d& p" K* H- @& J8 E% n% c7 a0 Cbetter way to start a day than waking up every & r S! W) T1 Z9 t8 x1 J. T6 x
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 n# J; N" I4 n
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 C% G% ]' @. W2 z" W y* mBut why take the risk?
8 o6 o( a l/ ^: N3 B" q/ q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% i; c( C. U2 e% Z9 i$ l“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) V7 i% W5 Y& m+ M! Olook at it for hours!
1 b) Y1 I" L/ i5 \$ P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: ~! P8 Z" ]' O# ^& qGod made relatives; Thank God we ' o) |8 s7 C. D. |& z2 V; |
can choose our friends.
+ X9 \4 H- k/ m3 x' G神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ d( `6 X+ T0 q S, G
When two’s * C% X) f, t/ q- O( e& U5 J( | f
company, three’s the result!& w/ ~# `+ e% U/ \ ~# z
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' K) {$ S: T& R% o. s8 H/ oA dress is like a barbed , h' @$ t. k7 X: K* p) x
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。- o. V% R9 Z5 m8 `/ B
The more you learn, the more you know,
& O& V/ K, e- o3 J1 F. d) _" |* {The more you know, the more you forget.
% S0 N7 C6 j* V+ f2 j' PThe more you forget, the less you
8 u( f) i$ f' nknow. So why bother to learn.
: T0 z- l# I7 \8 i+ v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ( K1 h6 _8 W3 c3 Z! P7 Z& n3 c M+ f
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