加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
" z* ^8 B8 g) p& F) pMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, k0 G, o( g' d) {( qOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
) R! j$ d8 ~* r1 j: E! @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
- T- f8 A; c, t' Z0 q8 c1 `& u; v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  w; ]3 ?; q0 M0 jLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
1 [+ F  k4 Q& `+ o+ [' A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
" y, j( j- M; g# W1 N* l# ^man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, c! ^* w; h5 @, _0 Xtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 ~8 r& _+ O, O4 N5 w( r. d9 {- f; BEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* J3 G: s2 t" K0 U5 j/ rnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
" u9 o, |' R5 i聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 }4 S! c& z! p7 r2 P; gmany relatives.
1 K; S; e& C5 T! ^+ _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 T, r( J+ S  K! F9 D" C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  M6 d: J* R2 l7 U7 v. PLove is
8 j4 ?; ]9 B, z! X6 `! w! xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 K: w. C/ A) U7 r6 u: |children.
* l8 G$ K. ^, u- r& S7 T- G! }) @% w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& p8 E1 n+ Q) O, A. Y/ ZThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ |6 Z2 B# q  ^) r' f4 w努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 U7 G/ Z# f( O! nlook at it for hours!
# Y  B. ?/ c6 \" A4 n工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 d6 `' A* W# z- _( V" J( H$ B' ^/ ican choose our friends.
# k6 j+ `( f! ]: U/ Q: o神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 C+ ~. W& Z. N% h* V; h' l* uThe more you learn, the more you know,
: k8 m; `; |4 ^3 r5 ~; RThe more you know, the more you forget.
  d  N. W, V) y+ O- U0 JThe more you forget, the less you
% D5 a  M5 V2 F. a- Dknow. So why bother to learn.
& a( X- V* p- P% W学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着