加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
1 S& c( ?' m7 C9 V* U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
$ b4 _, T. `- j每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 N4 Z7 `- C9 C/ I6 ?: cSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
/ T/ J% y3 x0 r: h1 Q' [8 M# Ocaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 d) d2 |- ~$ uBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: V  {+ c& W# ~# V: D, G  w每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" O  A+ v' J9 E2 p% kEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
: v, p/ {8 K" p' c3 B- }never marry, And when they marry they become
3 A% p: k1 Q. M& V. U) u( Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! T7 k5 k8 g# D" j+ T1 JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
7 i6 a5 }5 ?5 F" p1 ]& `: X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 M$ H* B0 r4 D5 B! U. Q, ENever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
; m; v+ k8 p+ Wphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 B! s7 u8 A  I7 v# a1 s. v1 @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; u: l1 a% n& w1 C# N3 TChildren in
& m6 f5 m( t8 t2 K$ mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 Z% m5 Q6 n# u8 h9 l$ C7 dchildren.
! k. w% T& C9 u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) \0 ?+ O, U$ Q1 y$ u+ g“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 X- c6 R. j6 ]  O9 fThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
; H, P7 ~$ n- j$ x. j, s; c# Q" [morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( q! c% s6 Y: m" y# q4 XBut why take the risk?
0 d; W1 T& U  v$ y& U4 }* t: P7 |努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 B' e/ m% o1 m# C( g$ ^look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
9 k4 K6 A5 l/ E: b: @0 Ncan choose our friends.
! H" x5 p: J: M8 {% t0 o" A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
  d, ~! s5 S0 b7 q' e+ F0 `company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ L: E" K2 j0 w' T' h! qA dress is like a barbed
3 U* c# P8 _1 l' R; N8 Ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
4 R% e: Y/ q4 e, P2 {# M服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. ]2 P' l3 H- M+ A5 lThe more you learn, the more you know,
$ S5 E. v; E. _8 V& K8 [The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
, E( S. J, X% @0 ~$ m2 fknow. So why bother to learn.
- }3 A1 Y) i% T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着