加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% m; G; v; z* y# I5 @& D: g" v9 q) eMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 U5 [4 {- t! ^# n7 C: wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 u: S7 j  h, ~) j" Z: PSave water. Shower with your
1 {; h+ d% ]: _4 |( u2 Mgirlfriend.
5 S% J0 `1 |: v/ D# j要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- z+ K; k; j  W, n/ m8 p" KBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  G3 \! J+ Y2 ~% F' G6 |two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" }% j) W! Q0 oEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% ~2 z6 _$ t4 C% m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& H1 l% o8 T  h8 ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
+ {) L7 t9 t' ^5 Q# E7 I成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& o$ A+ K8 ~8 s2 s8 g/ WNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 ~9 Y# r* J- p2 H! C( T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* ^' ?0 v( b  s+ H4 @' GLove is
- L% I( e4 \$ Pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# \9 G, l3 ^# ]5 g" b爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) U$ B) i& b, g% @* q( IChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 z. E" j1 h* q& H* f( Cchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 x5 o: s5 i# ?# m“Your future depends on your
2 e" l+ I4 N- s  Z. @" P5 tdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
# D  Y0 V' S3 G+ \7 [0 d! abetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
+ L# E3 ?7 [# ]  c( w6 E( R; j# W1 q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
* O0 R/ L) ^. d1 m5 }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
$ {* U! U/ ?3 F工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 P2 S0 o% T' {* MGod made relatives; Thank God we
0 l7 i8 b2 @* ?5 s0 A+ ]1 [  ]can choose our friends.
* _& K/ x$ P4 d  `/ t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 c# ?, v& ]" n& QWhen two’s
# ?+ J( E) f7 U2 V& @- |company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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4 B( M2 A/ z( i& b5 p& C) z3 W服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 G% `3 f* k, l- F  UThe more you learn, the more you know,
0 D( g0 b$ s# u# N( }* Y1 aThe more you know, the more you forget.
9 u0 ~9 w4 G: b8 W. JThe more you forget, the less you
" T+ k, v, L% t5 Vknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着