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Money is not everything. There’s
1 c, }1 {: y* s* M8 P$ m# eMastercard & Visa.2 S5 z9 X4 m0 w# w* b
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 y3 h' T [9 f2 y/ n: G; e; Y0 NOne should love animals. They are
( E! Y2 Z8 [9 C. q9 g/ bso tasty.
; z; b6 H" j5 F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 F. @! P7 q' p
Save water. Shower with your
# J6 O/ @6 Q; Ogirlfriend.
8 c ^% r+ [2 B0 t要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' G4 t7 W- h+ l3 w o; e- Y
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ' N W' t2 s8 U: a. P5 t& j, X
caught.
' @6 `* f4 h& | y5 L* k要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 {8 b$ }2 \+ E7 i1 i; g/ ]
Behind every successful man, there is a
# C: E) U6 m7 g: fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are " J+ y6 l* b* ~$ D7 _& l$ k; I
two.7 ?- a$ [ Q) [) R$ e
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, G* \7 F- l" P7 X# j; CEvery man should marry. After all,
. \/ K3 H5 _% F% _- j" Vhappiness is not the only thing in life.1 Y2 e% Y& v5 ?$ ]
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) B6 q4 ?/ l2 z. s7 T
The wise
' y! B5 g3 r7 ]$ nnever marry, And when they marry they become
7 t) Q/ j8 c7 |. d1 }0 Eotherwise.; V0 ]8 _5 K# I: ?. ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 r/ j' Q# @# P7 B/ P9 L9 wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
% N9 U5 \+ g Z, Y4 Q9 ^# umany relatives.
# B) F& \; ^" p- R1 M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% u" O2 Y, a2 g2 p$ I
Never put off the work till + u- z U: t! [8 R: {5 K% V- \
tomorrow what you can put off today.- {6 q7 R( M5 |, f1 k9 K
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 G" t% c4 C+ Z* GLove is 1 d9 H" ]1 ?" @2 Q" N x+ z y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. T+ y' {) r4 ^) a% H4 t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% A* I7 y6 w( a; @( @1 P% L$ V
Children in
7 _# ], k" O. v2 K! Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 @: ~& M% _ F3 z$ b5 f7 Wchildren.: T* W7 }& G4 W' {. E+ i
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ T7 G& `, O; z l! f+ n“Your future depends on your
3 S% j1 \6 {' H* Jdreams.” So go to sleep.2 T: H0 i8 ?2 y& `% \1 l
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) _$ Z+ _$ b1 r$ c+ K& ?6 i
There should be a
$ F# R" }- T, F3 I# Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every ( ]! [3 ` r4 e( j
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 C- v2 ?+ W. {( @# x“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 H7 i$ U) y! qBut why take the risk?: Y! G9 s! T* t A8 G1 k
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 i/ @. s4 p' D4 T" v
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! ?+ ^5 ?5 \3 T7 F, m) m) `
God made relatives; Thank God we
e, ] l& j( F) w# pcan choose our friends.
% I. \& L" l$ _" i, ^2 E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。6 w2 w# b+ z2 D2 r
When two’s 8 u8 R! H \: Q- m2 D
company, three’s the result!
8 o! L& o; f. U. }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* A) Z0 |2 l" jA dress is like a barbed & x% I) N" E) D- z6 u" s
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ U; y/ g- I$ w9 \9 bview.
! f1 t, X' ^; N* `+ G" ^) y0 q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 H0 I4 R0 W; R# G% n0 P; KThe more you learn, the more you know,
: z4 U9 t5 g$ F1 s9 ^0 Z8 t" \- e+ fThe more you know, the more you forget.
1 I- e, s8 \& j; m4 kThe more you forget, the less you
4 l6 [5 M' r1 U/ C" G4 t. xknow. So why bother to learn.
- T; Q5 {1 t. R# u' Q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- `# _3 E0 \+ Y4 u% I$ i( k为什么学来着 |
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