加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) f# d3 b0 Q! U, c/ ^* eOne should love animals. They are
" t3 t9 N% U( r- Z- z8 c3 Tso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
- u# ]* R3 t$ k) O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- O7 j# `* `$ y: J9 c9 Ktwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
9 E' \1 J: A/ v* e0 k2 `happiness is not the only thing in life.
, @) r! k8 j) x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
' ?1 A+ N# m* |4 _, R8 L0 @2 Znever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
! i/ P- W1 G( C+ c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
3 w0 y8 |' g* Tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# {: p. e* R2 ^5 {Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( ?$ H* W7 g: V7 o0 D" h8 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ b; N+ T1 O% l: Y8 l( A/ [9 |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ @, ^* a' m5 \* ?5 H' Gchildren.
" A1 [2 n* V7 ]" D( [1 e& u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 v/ W5 S& p# J6 h“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' M' O" w  |, y0 ~, u( Q. hThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
! s2 G. K  L$ Emorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' w- a. j- Z9 H8 Y4 j" j“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
* D+ T# |8 F, h* G; p1 H8 J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
9 S' A% U' m6 flook at it for hours!
" `( [& I! ]# E工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# }7 F9 _5 U$ eGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
, d7 s$ H* Q* n# l8 L, `4 \company, three’s the result!
% h3 r! W4 D& `  [0 `1 o两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 v+ m/ S) `2 S0 [  kA dress is like a barbed
* Q; P. k6 Q' ?4 A- {! I. ?  Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' q- J3 [" _! ]9 u4 M4 Y4 Gview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
# H1 g4 L/ o& q  U) N% bThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
2 L, E* E  Y& v5 ^know. So why bother to learn.
. e- Z' J, p" s. q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着