加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; O  y/ c! ]$ Q6 u! L0 g" J- k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 N/ _$ p; q8 t$ Y: I. \# dOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
/ l& u" K  k" ~6 E6 S! g; F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 S- g' A1 c  c) }2 p8 Jgirlfriend.
7 n( I# }5 ?; j" [* q; c) j5 P要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
# ^$ \6 W% l9 N2 e/ S3 l; ccaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 c9 [- [& l2 y) ctwo.
7 E  h7 f0 b: d: R7 d6 ~7 b每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 Z8 ^! b  C4 jEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
& S9 M0 Y: ?. g( e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: V0 s# S- H- z2 l. LThe wise
" ^7 e' z& S& u! Onever marry, And when they marry they become
4 E& _& e$ m: |3 i3 U8 g! Zotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& Q% ?# k  ], G( T4 x: R. GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
% X  N& b0 i- Y  m) X: ]9 pmany relatives.
$ j- T& C9 p& b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 h/ C1 C; S8 ?3 U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
& G9 m& i, l2 K4 j. \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, e3 M8 P% c' b' N6 `Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) d3 V" v6 `, v' s( b3 x0 }# zchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ t- V: u# G, {* ?& Y& T" K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; [. B0 i( i9 C+ M5 l6 g8 c/ [0 uThere should be a
- T) \7 g) f3 O9 H" i1 N4 Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
  h2 _$ Y( P) I1 d应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, `$ L1 X+ b3 u9 r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 y: ]* A  X& C. u“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
: m5 r0 v3 Z( e, {7 U工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
# S7 Q, L/ q* j/ j( o( T: g3 T3 S; v" g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
5 J, ?, _9 u; a0 I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% E2 V6 p" a% JA dress is like a barbed
9 N' b+ W) d7 }6 ^: K" ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 X% j9 M9 n' V/ ^; a5 mview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: V+ Q0 r& \6 U  rThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" a, h$ L/ a+ a$ u2 T  O8 G6 iThe more you forget, the less you
% c9 X6 M! \& Cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着