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Money is not everything. There’s
) V( f) _. y1 Z1 \. q* a6 \Mastercard & Visa.4 m- \, t4 h s8 ]9 O/ ]& H
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 H: y8 \; O/ m) B) v/ G4 Q% J
One should love animals. They are
# Y3 @' k* D# d' Eso tasty.$ n1 |5 s2 z8 e
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 ]" x% E0 I/ z; V X' }Save water. Shower with your 8 o! ?$ T `; l
girlfriend.2 U! ~4 ^2 ?. \) u( c3 k
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。6 A2 s! w+ i8 \
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ) {2 }; s# a, F0 i
caught.
+ a! P3 U. k; _" A( K0 E要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
8 D6 p$ Z% D7 r' g7 nBehind every successful man, there is a
. r* x8 E1 `5 Z0 @2 u/ kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
; q% U3 D. Q7 e5 t4 h2 N c3 ?" xtwo.
( j( I d7 @* H H& u2 |* u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
, o! ~( ^ C7 o4 {% m; S# EEvery man should marry. After all,
+ A& S) L0 x- |( @happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 e# B: X2 h" u2 k: F# e% z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 ?6 K" g2 C/ E0 [
The wise 7 b1 S) T6 T0 E. u. g
never marry, And when they marry they become 8 z7 m. p1 K! L# t8 X H
otherwise.
$ m o" R) e7 ]& u. n! I* q9 D% s聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ P2 o+ k; J* c( ^; I- ^2 i
Success is a relative term. It brings so , g. l4 n7 ^. u& f4 t
many relatives.
5 o3 s( j* V# K# \- w2 d) j# A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) L$ ?( c3 L: q& f3 p" PNever put off the work till 4 Z6 W) t* f: a k* _
tomorrow what you can put off today.0 J3 b6 X7 u8 s$ P4 G- c, t
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
7 p6 G% G6 d. b. VLove is & |$ x+ L# c/ |0 r. [" ]& [( [) Z; I% z
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- T1 T% i& [; [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 A6 g/ w# w3 ?' A FChildren in
4 U) @+ T' `3 W' G9 }( I3 ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; u `) b5 R7 j5 f" v' R8 ^5 U, l“Your future depends on your 5 k7 |- C6 b* `. q' o
dreams.” So go to sleep.* G4 n. s, z! Z+ C' r# ?2 R1 m
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 e+ B% j7 w; d' m$ p u
There should be a " q8 }9 B5 v" @+ \0 W7 i, {' l
better way to start a day than waking up every 7 [* u& Q# k1 y
morning.1 Q) M. R" Q, b; E" ?* ~; {
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 w; i8 K4 O$ W9 Q9 p& V. J4 f“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# [2 R- ?( `; U. D" a9 iBut why take the risk?& }5 v. T. ]& X3 H( `' T! q) |
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 ~& T, q6 q" A4 E; m U
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 l" Y2 F, C* u u# pGod made relatives; Thank God we $ I, j: z" I" W9 p+ Y
can choose our friends., v! z0 z: j, }) y
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( R, [8 O; J# `When two’s ! ]( h/ H; t, |( B! \
company, three’s the result!
$ a; I6 n1 }0 ^, r8 H, `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# m5 J+ W/ X5 U* gA dress is like a barbed P8 c: @9 A( D
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 5 o3 { R# i7 \# `8 k
view.
' p- p1 b+ Z: l3 _服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ ]% S" C. f A6 l6 {- s1 YThe more you learn, the more you know,
# W6 i* p( S* U) f' _2 xThe more you know, the more you forget.
* X, \$ m9 H D& K5 g+ q% LThe more you forget, the less you
) t* \2 w: E4 a- } z. h4 rknow. So why bother to learn.
% B, E9 l' a4 y, ], {: d学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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