加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
. X; K/ c& Q- F, B8 |% FMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 X" D: e6 e. {1 }3 o8 W5 m! ~One should love animals. They are
/ r4 {: \/ `1 z) @$ Rso tasty.
: Y2 k9 r  d* W- h  K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
1 Z( Q% R4 S/ z  X( z5 LSave water. Shower with your
1 W1 d4 s% Z4 m! S) C- pgirlfriend.
: w3 w  F4 M9 Z' L% Y2 ^; ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 b  \  N2 }+ k5 oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
  R# T- Z  ]% _7 S2 K2 ?4 |% z$ d, ncaught.
7 d7 D) H- F  C1 P* F( i! E要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& O4 G& L$ R  i5 D% \7 M+ Y; z! jBehind every successful man, there is a
/ M6 i6 J" F: U. D' W3 pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ C  A+ Z7 `  f. Z6 K- ]two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
- `6 `) Y$ e' A( }: z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 R4 |7 p, }/ v% ^3 BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
( \- i# B1 e- `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 e$ a5 k2 G! y% T  i) Q7 cNever put off the work till
0 l3 z. U, Y# E4 z0 @8 [  @; xtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
1 i! w$ v% Q8 Mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, @/ F7 Z+ k0 m  ^* AChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' i* a& K$ O& \% {  O) D2 K  Tchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 h( @' M: g9 e( u6 \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' w( d* W! E4 p9 r! Z: dBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 I0 V# S. ~: D/ Z# h5 V“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" P  H, j( ?: k5 ulook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: C! D" r6 v) c: VGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
; ?/ K3 }! V6 y. ~; K% D4 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- ]" f; F0 k6 a( ^3 W& z# gWhen two’s
7 l: u, L: j# I# ocompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! H5 ^1 M& {0 [A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
7 f( P0 D$ H( _6 K! d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; ?' A. f& l# ^5 zknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着