加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
2 u$ [! v& H) |. G3 B5 s/ }2 U& ]Mastercard & Visa.
- f+ [7 E* t- ^; ?7 H钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
* Z# D6 p  U/ G0 f2 Eso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ }, b% G! g; p6 \; E, G" t: W& M0 YSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ `) x% k5 s/ ^! F9 bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 H0 T' p6 n, V4 @: gcaught.
0 K7 ]' J% }+ m9 L7 I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# Y9 q' b1 w4 ^7 M' rtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
' G9 j2 O4 R( x, N0 w% g% fotherwise.
  t# e" P# l* u# m% U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ s) T3 J7 z7 ]( O% \" R) Qmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 ?$ p. _# p0 ]5 D4 HNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
! }  M, c, w5 j4 A6 \7 `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, ?0 N( A0 F3 g  I* ~1 Qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- R( D* \% d- f; }: G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" Y9 d+ o- I/ c* O) EChildren in
* Y8 s, p9 ^. u" e" G& e! Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" O7 l. J" P9 dchildren.
' S/ n( V" S9 R: v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: q, n; ~/ g& S6 k* ^2 K3 W“Your future depends on your
3 ~6 q+ B3 t- y! D2 sdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
6 `5 H* ^/ _8 e) F& A8 tmorning.
6 L) A4 o5 h1 d0 w1 V1 ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
  {6 o+ X3 ^4 S' Q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
# @" {# o/ j" Ocan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
! i) @- w" Y2 f$ }* a" @fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ i# Z  v& J+ o8 E# N; Aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 c3 M! O! [0 _" a  HThe more you learn, the more you know,
, V& w/ J" j" }9 K% lThe more you know, the more you forget.
" T2 d& @  v9 S$ E: ]The more you forget, the less you
, d) p& ]; x$ z+ f- j1 |2 `know. So why bother to learn.
3 G0 z" E5 P  d学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着