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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 4 ?, G9 b- j6 ?1 w) d
Mastercard & Visa.# D0 f7 t0 }$ m3 w
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- v: `. L! F9 ~& C% D; c2 mOne should love animals. They are
& T- Y# U8 s* f$ o3 x' z1 u5 Aso tasty.; W8 b2 B* Z& ~8 l
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" U. P5 p, F) |0 USave water. Shower with your ) T- d! l4 x$ i; @) a
girlfriend.% a+ ~. s+ Z8 ~, K8 Y6 ?
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- L* Z; H  y8 O8 Y3 L9 YLove the neighbor. But don’t get
) e& A+ w$ \7 c+ W& `% S! Bcaught.0 `9 O7 G# O" A
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。% V) {) ?. L  s) d1 I1 y" \
Behind every successful man, there is a # @9 \. C) j) a; [0 Q
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 4 q5 n' l& W  }- d6 t  I9 h. L
two.
! ^4 t& a! |7 Z# W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; B3 |7 B: y( z) J" V4 s3 OEvery man should marry. After all,
3 e& |+ @) Q: @5 \; ihappiness is not the only thing in life.
  I" s; {! Q% W( [$ S! T* y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! p7 C3 P  d8 A; w4 l3 `) z2 D9 LThe wise
: `; C) g1 L9 x. Y: ]never marry, And when they marry they become
5 r/ Z( G+ I) L4 r& Q$ xotherwise.
( `0 q1 ?. P; k; h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& H. l! |; H( d" q0 D8 n6 H. w. E5 R* JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
' R! h- T- i7 v( e) A7 l1 n  \! fmany relatives.
. g4 D& B+ _9 V& w4 N3 k/ X; C% w成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 K5 J/ D) P5 h# k0 S1 DNever put off the work till
! S3 R  i9 k6 H  ytomorrow what you can put off today.8 w% s% s# \4 D' v
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. j4 p6 K  X9 }* h% u, YLove is
! M$ A6 q6 ~- I  y% M% m: d* lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( E& F, y* S; B1 d爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 p, k# Q% U* O
Children in
% S) G6 F( l" C1 ?2 [$ Dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 i* n5 X% [% D! G- t( gchildren.
/ t( n$ _9 i: B* Y% H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 R- |+ P! g" L2 T/ o0 X6 G( R3 Y
“Your future depends on your
9 V% M: E6 m3 g' T5 n8 D" \dreams.” So go to sleep./ k& o7 ^7 X9 R, U/ N& y, P
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。' Z& _% W0 N6 N; }8 ?7 e$ i
There should be a 4 b) V9 f0 H5 `4 T3 Q5 q
better way to start a day than waking up every
% P6 h, O+ R* A1 ]1 r" C1 E) ]morning.
4 j" E5 J# H! C! N6 H应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ }: ~( T$ u  R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! @! J% ~! P7 \8 e; Z( KBut why take the risk?
- G% U8 z/ z6 H6 E, E3 U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 Q, A- s9 W7 \0 n# T8 J“Work fascinates me.“ I can / N4 M% k3 E1 t, p3 i" A/ v# @; B
look at it for hours!
( S$ x& h4 k& X" `; q0 ?3 y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ J8 {! R+ z$ |4 z' D% K' r
God made relatives; Thank God we
5 c! Y" [2 R* hcan choose our friends.' }4 w+ P, E- f5 U! B
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 y& R$ T! Z& k* MWhen two’s % g$ c8 Y. L2 u# q( ?
company, three’s the result!. G; E4 ?- I, d" A0 H* w% y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' f+ S! ?0 g; l; YA dress is like a barbed ; @. F; [0 ^! j0 l6 u
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the + \  s! {. L8 a3 |' d  \
view.2 K7 q- k; w2 ~3 C; ~2 o9 e
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: M6 k' p7 [5 k" p* F& H/ _The more you learn, the more you know,
' t0 o# D; T$ W0 r# b5 ZThe more you know, the more you forget.
6 S0 T( ^* s6 m# Q+ R5 VThe more you forget, the less you 4 V2 d9 H$ H( y2 {1 ~! M
know. So why bother to learn.
! G+ F* p) ?& z/ l, @7 t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, - z& B% K, W9 t, E, ~7 H
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