加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
. [! }+ X$ m3 t# K, zMastercard & Visa.
! h+ R9 W2 J7 s4 H钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
! l6 B2 x' r: _/ A: Pso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
+ F" u' O% {+ ngirlfriend.
  A) _1 Z7 T" Y0 H, ~, I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 S8 f- f8 X; S; ~6 s  h1 pLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 W& j; |( M: _/ ?7 j# Y) K9 q1 ntwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
( w! Z8 s% `5 o* T# C2 W- o3 M  `happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 P$ q( {- U; eotherwise.
. M8 V9 n/ _, c! [/ `聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
$ N6 r; A0 O- i5 r3 M7 E# P% f$ T2 _many relatives.
/ P0 B0 s. z" J! s& q7 b) k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# |% x) V/ L( j+ TNever put off the work till
3 @, `. L2 Y( T8 ~, m0 h" Wtomorrow what you can put off today.
" \# d$ ^; j! |2 F8 e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2 _8 E& Z4 |% {# Y. ]Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" G) y1 d- q9 W) ~3 @4 U8 G“Your future depends on your
, c1 O+ B$ J5 ]. x- ldreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
8 k7 F/ q. E2 b3 y. T: Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 f/ h9 r# N0 E; X4 M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# X9 H- e% q9 L( L+ h+ r1 S0 v“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
- s- O4 S. w3 B3 @God made relatives; Thank God we
$ M6 L. o7 _, E% y* a; zcan choose our friends.
+ [/ I5 b1 U4 Y& A& r: x; I7 Y! D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* T5 j5 k2 o; W) }- m* `3 PWhen two’s
& B7 W5 |2 x9 q2 X9 G' Pcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 P" s5 r7 \4 p' G& r/ P. MA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! @" o5 ]1 U" Pview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
; }- M  i0 S! F: W, P7 x1 _The more you know, the more you forget.
# B! o% U, I/ o: y" `* ^The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: {/ l3 W3 P/ S. ~, L, M3 d为什么学来着