加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
% a' o0 D7 T  P$ M8 aMastercard & Visa.
" {6 c0 P  I  Q' Y/ A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  E: |8 m' E. TOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
- e+ [) y, g+ B9 X要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- t( y+ ^+ S' j$ G6 B7 @! f; W; FLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
$ Y8 O6 v' y% F/ Y. e0 Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
% ~1 @2 R4 T( ]  C$ _happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 f# I6 w. \' k' j" o0 ]再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ m0 y6 F* y8 J3 ^The wise
- A7 T- |, r" c( q% k# }; xnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
; S- y6 Z) H0 C3 i# I% O" a$ F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ |  x" B9 i' Y/ @  q: b' s- K2 vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
: m7 v5 L/ |% }( u' Dmany relatives.
: }) B, M, p0 n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* u3 ~4 a' O, W' G, m5 y8 RNever put off the work till
( }8 c3 d5 V9 A2 V2 }  ~) \tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ J3 l5 v# X/ H: y8 l) Y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* R* A2 p8 l; ?4 {6 w$ lLove is
" C4 J1 S" d6 X9 r. Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; r1 x& Y8 a9 _' L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 A) c8 V' Y7 B* g+ u! I  [2 W) LChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 a- \9 q( a# G+ n$ L% wchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
) b* M2 S- Q2 k8 ~There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
  h6 P5 @( |( ^/ _' W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  {( m& ~- Z0 p0 B% ilook at it for hours!
$ F" B' F$ c7 I工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
4 p# X' r8 I$ G+ z( lcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ O' F3 e4 s( S3 }1 m0 PWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
' U. D; o( r/ `5 H  Jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 |( z9 D) Z% V# kThe more you learn, the more you know,
% {: Y' J8 Y9 DThe more you know, the more you forget.
/ ^8 k* h) w* D7 M8 ^! nThe more you forget, the less you
1 l3 N1 u# v$ y# M& B% w( Y+ t: Cknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* b: j/ }! W- Y" ]. d/ p为什么学来着