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Money is not everything. There’s
4 f8 m, l% E' [, A e+ j* O% o0 E* |Mastercard & Visa.
# B7 c, g3 S- P# X1 \- S5 f9 A2 U, J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 V9 I9 q# B0 g6 x7 V$ B/ \6 uOne should love animals. They are 7 S% b3 d% Z2 s. G5 _+ P) f& s! u
so tasty.8 W4 j4 z, C; p5 r* u. l b
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 a& b, }7 O% `, A6 ySave water. Shower with your
# r4 k; w) F/ W# r% Y- ]( fgirlfriend.
7 P, U- r9 P' O5 u) n6 m要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。$ Q7 ]8 Q2 I q9 ~4 p
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- k( w& r. a0 d# a! @/ u$ I6 W
Behind every successful man, there is a
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two.
( S/ I3 ?3 V+ j! E4 N" R每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。" K) l- e' q9 r# x' q
Every man should marry. After all,
7 y2 y) H" ?8 X6 {1 A- Bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
3 ]7 O) Q w5 a! c: \# ~ s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 p* w' B: @1 l+ ~: ^The wise
/ A! L- w+ t) W+ j( x" K5 bnever marry, And when they marry they become
, t( ~8 W4 |& v% K5 H% p2 x1 {4 Botherwise.
+ p3 C& e. b) b4 d5 e4 ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 o" C' V+ x7 @: T) G2 ^% H5 lSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 2 K$ {& O( n( K
many relatives.: G$ h* U9 S& h! e! o
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( k6 G# G; t# E& b% z+ ?3 \' T2 rNever put off the work till
1 b1 e$ x- H4 q) z( [6 stomorrow what you can put off today.
1 [ n2 K9 ^. f! Q' ?; V& z/ @不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ v& _( U' R" P
Love is Z. @9 g) u. Q6 b. z7 l
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. I* z b+ K3 h4 z+ V爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 F8 R( A8 I& z$ d) @: C ]& G
Children in
9 W, N) }# j% i xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 Y4 q7 P" t! z5 L! f/ Lchildren.
4 }6 ~7 n* W$ z( @0 H( N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& a6 @6 W6 {' v+ _3 w( r$ B1 p“Your future depends on your
7 s- u2 ?7 k8 Cdreams.” So go to sleep.7 D* ?- D& x' N; t" N! [& Z
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) ` E5 A8 |. |$ t6 Y' u
There should be a
; J: j; q% t! p8 |better way to start a day than waking up every
0 w# m" V9 V; J( Jmorning.
4 W* ~$ p$ L! ]- E. q+ L$ b7 X/ m, |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
% r* [1 ^' F( V: l% T“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# |* S/ F" U% S2 b& \7 N( u8 {But why take the risk?( _ z4 X" I( a, L/ G
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* s5 z$ r/ c$ r7 z3 Y, U
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 W% g6 _! I H; V0 L
look at it for hours!
4 A# f* U( x- H- f6 l1 U工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) q2 t! p' ^/ G- _8 z/ I, Z
God made relatives; Thank God we
" C. ?5 _8 T4 g6 L+ o: H/ R- Tcan choose our friends.
{. r/ x3 C. z9 g/ k1 z5 C% n# U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 g; r- i o R
When two’s & q& ~+ d) b$ _9 n& ^6 `( z9 Z& `# i; f
company, three’s the result!
* g% e4 @& `4 p9 O: P1 U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, I( O6 ]9 M1 C( }7 S `+ U, TA dress is like a barbed
7 @3 z. w4 e( Gfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- \3 g0 e( c* @0 I" @9 f kview.
2 q P& v8 U2 N: x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8 b# f* E: C# X7 _: X$ F
The more you learn, the more you know, ( f6 }' w: N& I
The more you know, the more you forget.
+ b" `- U2 O. H3 [' L1 U& t- }9 a" YThe more you forget, the less you / M" R! o$ B+ K$ X
know. So why bother to learn.2 m& S8 ]6 {/ @0 d: ^! F/ p
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# w' l8 P7 E3 B% C# R# ^为什么学来着 |
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