加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
! [$ |# V) y; u8 x8 nMastercard & Visa.
: H6 r+ C( U' P& P1 c* Z1 N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 x" V6 Z; O' h9 N/ G7 I$ zOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
  P2 D3 `* }" W$ s$ ~/ Z4 ~girlfriend.
9 J- S1 N- A9 B" [6 V要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ W+ f0 I: f3 SLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
8 t9 b& Q% f$ l1 i& F6 W* e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
% F  v2 m  D8 r4 W7 R; C0 }man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
8 M+ ^1 g" p; g' ~9 O5 _# etwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
  n3 d9 W  S# |; v0 U0 Y% R( @2 xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' ?! ?+ f$ q7 e% XThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
* G8 g& X8 d( l( I& x( v6 notherwise.
* d$ y5 H7 N6 }" A* u4 `1 e) r聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. |8 n/ k& u" j+ x% k" ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
5 ~7 G! g  Z" j' S/ f  @! wmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. t, P4 N$ Q5 ]! l% }- J( U) t/ {tomorrow what you can put off today.
( A' l* y3 h0 x4 c不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( W# v% M, w- d9 s- i! ?Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) `' x8 O0 G" c& o7 b* u* f) p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- Z1 p: z; j% C+ s! L“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
8 B* I! x+ x) @7 H/ G2 D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
  Q1 l4 V5 d1 P! ~better way to start a day than waking up every
7 n; {# l; `. P$ gmorning.
1 M; k( ]7 [& d& k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% H7 t/ z  _- ~& W% l1 Jlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
5 [: N5 ?% d( M1 L5 y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 P1 `* |- z/ a; x4 z4 E! M% vWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# y+ ^. b# y" `1 NThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
( x: f! L6 g4 ]! ~know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着