加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; q$ G! a# u2 }! A" ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ D) I6 h8 J  u7 cOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
) Y9 V0 n  O, ]: R! x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
8 |: v, [( D% n9 w9 z5 _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: X0 T0 U, s) y1 @+ @7 HLove the neighbor. But don’t get
& }& l: H& B6 _8 {! Fcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& Y% c: C* V% q0 J5 ~! O' @6 \Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
5 `# M5 S/ S" V4 h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% ~$ K) N/ L. W  I5 _$ X4 p  ?) DEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ o5 V+ m6 N9 E2 m8 i1 @( I% ]1 O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 h0 b, W) a3 g2 M$ ?) hThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
/ o1 N! i5 {; Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
& L; t$ Y2 j" z5 Y) Smany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, r% m3 z" M; _! YLove is
( k3 S( S' h& U6 {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) K' x: O8 j% w8 YChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- r) M/ a; [, Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
0 O9 \' }: r  }3 Edreams.” So go to sleep.
3 S6 j5 h9 K! O! A. X) v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
( y8 e' w% j; j2 Y- p% gThere should be a
( i$ w" J- ]" g; U  ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
  G; U, Y9 V5 {/ _- Gmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 H; ?& Y+ {# n9 B$ K% R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 q" Q8 N" G/ k( v; U) w' bBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: D" E/ e1 z. g- C- Z7 j“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
1 A7 S8 z# o1 C" X工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 Q- t6 A5 R- w0 [6 _# }) S9 |1 jGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ k0 z" a# m8 `  S: Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
! H$ y1 T) H1 G! V: b4 u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' U) \" s- [$ `7 u- Z9 y1 t; eview.
4 R% q6 ^( E9 x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
: O/ ^$ E- \( Q3 \& @) i' Kknow. So why bother to learn.
, R: b# v3 k% O) R  J) L学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着