加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
6 a+ {( j" |" b5 j0 k$ t) w8 E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
& A" u9 ^7 z3 F! aso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
& Q7 l6 P5 b  A* z# i5 }girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 R- X6 N# q! a4 h' o4 N# qcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ R# u3 R7 @( E2 @0 y+ ?- RBehind every successful man, there is a
$ A/ s* O( q9 p5 v! xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
& _1 s7 W9 z5 Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
8 n6 R1 o$ w3 R: P/ p再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 Y, J' w. J) l- u( q" f8 @otherwise.
8 [6 @$ t, Z; y+ n7 }- n+ u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 u6 b7 T/ T2 n, jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 C/ a# p( ?- Smany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 d1 \0 l" s( J0 }  fNever put off the work till
3 }% q- h. m& ~tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ X3 ~  R9 j. N( U; ~' u# J9 ?- aChildren in
3 Q$ j: n1 U: z2 w+ Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
: L. G. N, k$ d( w9 J+ |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& _9 e' B1 W. D% @3 x3 P“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
) G, T5 X7 x1 e* ^1 {* N, }4 _( EThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
: d2 X. z9 B) I5 Lmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" A  U9 D9 {, g$ d“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' o9 B5 D! f6 \9 B5 A* ?* r* c$ wBut why take the risk?
  C6 I! b+ q% e" M努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ m7 S' b" ^5 O: g* B! P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* z- {9 |& R6 v" D( n# b9 |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
# f0 v" M2 t4 ]# Lcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 T$ K4 W; C/ L! G% V) \' \A dress is like a barbed
. m, ^- |% w, G+ K: A; e0 Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 I5 W# t# ]; G/ t& ?) fview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! k; x  w( X8 P6 l3 Z7 w* gThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
- a2 M# Z' p% m6 a4 \3 Eknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 \& A: n5 ?' S) ?2 Z  L8 k; N为什么学来着