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Money is not everything. There’s & F+ y* r# e% ~" }; Z2 {$ w
Mastercard & Visa., e$ @; p3 |1 u% f9 ?4 J9 f3 ]7 z
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" @. A. m" Z1 aOne should love animals. They are
# m' d- v- Z; Zso tasty.
+ @- h0 I1 E- W/ R1 `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。$ J% N/ b; I" K9 o6 y; b! K1 }; A
Save water. Shower with your + h8 J/ x% M; Q7 e3 q" n
girlfriend.4 Z0 g1 @/ b+ _; X& T B( d
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( I6 ?# \' f. w9 T8 F
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 0 s7 l. P; ]- T8 k
caught. l" f- P0 G' _
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, C' Y L+ Y. @7 ]6 n$ n: x
Behind every successful man, there is a ; l3 \8 v/ C9 o: z3 D6 }
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。& O9 \8 ^3 H/ Z9 \* M* z' j
Every man should marry. After all, ' M8 f5 \- }8 \$ ]6 x
happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 ~& [( J& Q( {$ m6 G5 ^再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 m+ a2 i/ ]" [, q1 @: F3 zThe wise
, `# G1 V( f2 ^4 m7 R" wnever marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 S. G( ]% G" {, R) }Success is a relative term. It brings so ' B. t! ]$ n0 x( R2 K& V
many relatives.
; o9 I, i% ^; f" B% i7 O# n成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( e* x. K5 |+ F* D1 w8 j
Never put off the work till
9 D7 e! b; G+ A& t$ n3 gtomorrow what you can put off today.
0 n3 J3 H: o3 V+ R L5 X8 {$ e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 e7 r+ G6 \! L9 gLove is
/ [+ j% q: x( y6 @3 K- ^; a. @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ l8 ^* t9 A1 ?4 f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) `( H- C* q. C, I. E# Z# I# TChildren in
( l M4 ~" F- \1 \/ abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 j% \. E1 i- m* K; G5 p' t" i
children.8 z; y Z5 A' _0 E6 k" [: U) ]
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) v# k7 S. h1 o/ e- y7 H. |“Your future depends on your
1 p- t. D9 r- {. m, bdreams.” So go to sleep.
( ^. t& \9 L5 g. G+ p9 a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 D3 v x+ X! z# {* E7 v
There should be a
% @) K9 t) N/ [ E+ e% g; jbetter way to start a day than waking up every
6 i) V# h, j$ Z3 A! qmorning.+ A2 q! _7 g1 ^+ u) ^
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。! k7 Z/ y2 R# ?1 x9 Q, A
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' R) a. o3 r' d6 y0 d0 f4 tBut why take the risk?. w6 d. ^! A+ |0 Z) r& O
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* B; s5 A- n; E+ e8 z! {
“Work fascinates me.“ I can $ E, \- e3 N2 Z+ }/ C
look at it for hours!
( J2 z$ U: Y& i7 Y4 w工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。$ x( L. I0 g! s! c9 S- \
God made relatives; Thank God we * W0 M# D8 x: {) `
can choose our friends.! |3 w; d: k5 V$ X0 V x, D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 a2 k4 B9 `/ G: L% pWhen two’s 0 h% b5 A( t: c
company, three’s the result!
4 E- d) L% ]$ ` s3 v. T0 C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!; C! I1 ^" m8 a
A dress is like a barbed & |- R6 A. z8 m j* T/ S$ [2 l* }
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the / A/ ]5 z0 V+ N' v
view.8 |- g$ y" ~) g9 Q% B
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 V4 u( l& O% k# n3 ]9 s- K+ b7 ]0 oThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 G& r d2 C- C% V n! ?The more you know, the more you forget.' \% M$ L- X' l* f
The more you forget, the less you 6 G4 D5 ?& E+ a9 P7 q/ J3 s: D
know. So why bother to learn.
6 y+ @6 A- e1 S/ m学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 6 c D9 S9 i4 n8 A7 w
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