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Money is not everything. There’s * o6 q6 O! E; k) \$ Z' J/ `
Mastercard & Visa.+ N' E% b) E7 L
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- i2 V3 d% U; x; p' B
One should love animals. They are
- G7 V E7 t& W) l; m2 c/ i) Tso tasty.! M+ ^( U1 m, \9 @
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! A5 M" d1 l6 K/ J" m* z5 b" _Save water. Shower with your
, y4 z9 ?; w8 ^* x/ z4 `girlfriend.
* R* C* U4 Z2 f6 R- E5 V1 ?% ?' [要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 v, R2 Q. L& c* aLove the neighbor. But don’t get # \8 a. W; X4 q
caught.
' T3 d* V9 T' u- u1 s e7 N8 G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ ?" l9 A% X# A& C# x, IBehind every successful man, there is a
2 u; ?4 q% i) P5 V {; V9 Bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 x1 j) F/ K. a( @: IEvery man should marry. After all,
" _9 ~6 L# W6 L0 B" c, \' ?5 Ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
2 b2 W8 @/ `3 F; o y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ ]- g1 g, Y, U
The wise
, ]$ ]9 {$ Y; Y) r7 Y3 b8 ^; Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
8 x, [1 T* u+ ?2 Botherwise.3 J& ], ~# r. W4 l7 }; A! r& q
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。! T; a" _0 W4 i+ D
Success is a relative term. It brings so . f7 k6 y: R5 e. }% Y+ U2 b" @
many relatives.
8 l8 l Z' ^! Y2 K4 o% K成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 o9 o+ j, t8 S& m/ e5 c' n8 Q& vNever put off the work till : J1 ]- l3 O. b
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( y1 y3 a3 E, ?# J3 B+ w: M+ v不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: z$ [! j) i2 T& Z& u% z! fLove is ) i, c! o% Y8 C8 m0 D( d3 u( g5 P5 e
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& ^% d: _8 E, P; ^. f$ s6 Y4 [
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) Q7 O7 O: S" J7 H6 s% a
Children in ) A# n( G4 Z6 _* V8 W, Z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause - W' F, f: g/ ?8 [6 ^
children. H1 [2 N4 H& A, S+ d0 T" k4 O
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! L0 R+ \/ s- g
“Your future depends on your ; m! a! X$ A5 e
dreams.” So go to sleep.
, q @( j( }8 r: i“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ t3 p- \( G5 J$ T+ S+ NThere should be a 3 A/ L$ c6 x; x( ]
better way to start a day than waking up every
; f! |' T3 o& [% x: @0 umorning.
8 y0 L; y) s u. E0 r i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 I; H& K/ J: W- E6 E" w“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 A: L1 Z" q* q4 r' g) C8 ABut why take the risk?
- ]+ ^" G6 ]8 M2 Y# z: Y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" r0 c- `" g7 O Z" v5 T“Work fascinates me.“ I can 0 }" L% O Q2 W- t% \! i# M
look at it for hours!. @' E1 S6 s( X1 V; ~4 ?
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( O6 G7 U) V" X! R$ L& A4 L) M& d# E7 k
God made relatives; Thank God we * p1 \/ W* A6 P9 e
can choose our friends.
: V" E3 n- Q2 c神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 A. j4 F) `* c
When two’s
( H$ g0 K/ A/ scompany, three’s the result!' \; {2 h* v% ^& z
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!/ Z9 U; x% W; T! e6 p0 c3 J
A dress is like a barbed
( e+ X) U) g2 t/ h0 H+ i q- r% kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。' L( b# s" F C
The more you learn, the more you know, , X7 A( E+ _: R% U3 c; S3 J
The more you know, the more you forget.6 e9 C) w3 k/ z) G( `+ J- h
The more you forget, the less you , c3 h# W# t9 o$ ]
know. So why bother to learn.
7 ^9 o9 K* c7 `4 F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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