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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
5 v/ V, r) d, y0 G/ FMastercard & Visa.+ t: q6 z/ ~; D9 d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。0 ^% V+ c" w: J7 N! y' E6 Y# c: ]1 N
One should love animals. They are
8 c3 X' ?8 R' Sso tasty.
6 r" h& V& [0 }/ y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。/ t4 W. a9 e0 y" J
Save water. Shower with your
* q: x0 w1 o3 y7 }; Y1 Tgirlfriend.7 ]; P  L% x5 C+ t. L6 O
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# x2 @$ k: \" x* P: O
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
2 ~$ E4 N& H8 u( f& r4 Vcaught.
0 F  n+ ?. }( l$ V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。0 [) X( x. E) h' Z+ z& T4 e
Behind every successful man, there is a # ~7 }6 g9 I4 {' S9 q5 Y; ]' @
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  A2 q3 u, I" J1 c5 ytwo.! r  ~3 R6 d9 D. d+ d5 O; U7 j
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! N9 w: y# Z, N* x% JEvery man should marry. After all, - s, G, ~# P# q8 B
happiness is not the only thing in life.: \6 |3 @% Y+ n8 ]: h
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) n$ l8 m; X: d$ a. N* X$ Q
The wise
  L$ k* c$ _1 Y$ R3 ^never marry, And when they marry they become ) }! i' e" }  o: X
otherwise.% |# p" Y4 J7 c8 x) N- {
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 a; q- i( Y/ [! M9 e9 a# s% s& eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 r9 H; U% x& I, M6 x) U( pmany relatives." P7 ]# J) Y7 X+ l
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; v/ h8 H& `2 ~: v  Y
Never put off the work till
8 C# R7 P. _5 Q) k) b/ Utomorrow what you can put off today.
+ j6 E# E' D9 }. w: ?  ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 ^1 {1 S3 U$ w% b( K
Love is
; H/ @0 F" H: Z% x" Y; \5 U; _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 L0 D2 K4 ^0 x0 E9 g' F8 V6 H+ r爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。* b  e$ }7 h' k9 \1 K' Y
Children in - A. g7 M! w$ v. m! P
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * \8 C  x9 d# X3 {
children.# Z! z0 n% }( t) x9 g9 K7 m
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
+ }/ |% U/ D% [( r“Your future depends on your : }; a' N, i' ~4 O# W# b4 F
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ D  Q- O4 n( S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 N; |2 `7 X9 z; ]8 X3 s# E6 r; y  _
There should be a
- r' C" {0 g, v% s4 ?better way to start a day than waking up every
( s; C. {  f5 c* O! i5 ymorning.- ~' _' C! A+ L+ L. Z1 L- W3 n+ @( [
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  |( i* f( V+ R& ]3 V# e“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 m8 c5 _: I6 b, }1 G: ?But why take the risk?8 i; o' e. Y! I0 D# h
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ X8 l4 u0 O- n+ ]' z) \; g* y! p
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ' O7 [% @: F; l$ @- `
look at it for hours!
! Q7 r0 N( U, u0 M. W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! v1 n% z- H2 i+ m* N1 o
God made relatives; Thank God we - _9 ?1 _7 j/ O. h0 S" t0 ]
can choose our friends.
  F3 L1 p) {- q; _" I神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 l# {  e( B7 ~- N* I* w$ r5 S4 M, A
When two’s & F# b9 N8 \' U' G$ F
company, three’s the result!
, r! M1 k# v7 }! {  n7 e& V* c两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 T* p3 O1 X' H% m9 O. F7 {7 {3 D( C, eA dress is like a barbed ' o; n, {4 f0 h2 U: i
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 8 \2 F' a0 P6 M/ [; X5 I" ?
view." k3 g: _3 D) y, h4 H
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  q2 s5 e( E9 uThe more you learn, the more you know, + J# A% E( i4 d' }1 B
The more you know, the more you forget.
) Z2 n1 k: d5 v$ h# x8 k6 \. ]The more you forget, the less you $ D( D3 X2 s& }3 y' b
know. So why bother to learn.6 Z. y' X0 N. `2 o
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ i5 h- l2 L; e% y7 ]为什么学来着
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