加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
( o4 d6 I4 F. Z8 }One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
, `" `! `. g$ e2 \girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" d* {; e9 B7 G+ \6 YLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
, }5 L  `0 i* o6 b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- U- d& H0 {; V" p  V: n; FBehind every successful man, there is a
, n# O6 X$ V- C  a% @4 Iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 S1 n, A% Z6 o" M每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 ?+ [/ r( o% t8 F# c1 G. H- ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
. N; n/ g8 ?% g; R/ x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# N, d8 t& ^' T% ^" |9 r% ]The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
8 w  w0 w, P" J9 c% T2 @, y- n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: ^2 _9 i6 v  ~3 @1 Cmany relatives.
6 n* |! x& Y' x; g5 h7 L9 l* d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
' @2 I. k+ T( l# a  Itomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& l/ B2 {6 E9 `7 j4 B; Q3 tLove is
6 O" E  _* u/ J) C5 xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) P$ Z/ U( X3 S7 p6 K0 F, T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ i$ a% w# p) v$ X% z  W* S: ?" R# [Children in
* s9 l0 v2 H2 k: O3 J$ l+ pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* B  h8 F8 p, M: u. Ychildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 n  K5 K' y. N9 s9 I  D2 p5 }; M“Your future depends on your
, q$ l6 e% _. Y  d- X3 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 g% R* D: b2 ?' PThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 X- R* p' G: s( w+ s3 Z( i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ r! r  C5 {7 T0 r2 _! ?“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' W/ c! R' L9 T" ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 G6 P" r5 R/ w* UGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
" r9 W  T: w/ O, K/ r6 \$ W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) S% x, H  B) c" QWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& D& M5 l" W0 X- _! M4 D: A- SA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ ]- Q/ F& R' b# ]+ Gview.
* @! Y# i: f, y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 _: H0 n" o& SThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 P& V; q( l& tThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 l2 ^3 m8 y% E; v* o) RThe more you forget, the less you
7 p9 ^. C7 I1 ^+ |, E3 ?* E; fknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着