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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
+ s6 e4 c* l5 j* ^' FMastercard & Visa.7 s0 ]" o7 b. u
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。6 q: u1 W9 q/ E; K( l6 s
One should love animals. They are
* c5 m) h: y4 x# h/ Nso tasty.
% E, j# e0 C& A$ \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。8 p0 n  }4 }% ?7 J' u! m
Save water. Shower with your 8 w' h7 m. l+ C0 k/ @/ S" a2 g
girlfriend.  `8 ]0 j) Z/ F8 x9 M) h' }' y: W
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 K: k' c9 t" r7 _+ e4 Z  |
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
1 I6 B2 I5 ?4 T- p  E- K  ocaught.( S/ B" T) L( O/ P" k, z0 A8 {# i
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, S- O+ ]& u5 E. d8 ~  e9 w
Behind every successful man, there is a
) m1 ]4 K1 u1 g; B& `( N6 f* hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 3 h# G/ r$ B: Z) o! b7 ~5 n
two., J5 u$ y) @4 P5 Q' @2 N
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( p- b. e. K, j0 gEvery man should marry. After all, , D- o7 F4 d$ K, f  x5 m: ?- C$ \
happiness is not the only thing in life.
" }' t# w0 J. |) ]. x. ?. e) f* l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, N: Y# H* m2 D( Y9 pThe wise
, l* A" I4 H, y, M' u: anever marry, And when they marry they become
7 [+ {7 T$ u! G- ~5 F6 W2 d2 T2 s; L, g& Lotherwise.
" I- _( ^2 |+ ]4 C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 J3 G; ~- S; Z* R5 d% x, ~Success is a relative term. It brings so ! g% U: u' e7 F! }
many relatives.
# Q+ Y5 M; ^* b" Q. ?0 ~% q3 [" b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& y' r0 h2 j+ l1 _$ i% M$ tNever put off the work till 6 U0 ^# k) |/ [2 h
tomorrow what you can put off today.; i4 [) u, t4 h1 w. C
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) Y& ~/ E" }7 [4 f: u* LLove is
/ N4 c' |% Q" zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.. G& C4 J9 r2 J8 s
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 ^- ~* S% O; t: O. j9 w& [4 u
Children in 7 H. n# D& C7 o9 A7 I
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ p3 m' X& h0 i- gchildren.
% S# [+ K# E' j. {  K  L: w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。, s& |' g9 o7 ^# x6 m) S( f% ?* X
“Your future depends on your
5 O2 w8 K- u) t/ c/ X& M* Rdreams.” So go to sleep.  t5 A8 v4 u6 f$ K( P! C* F
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. ?5 E  R; a7 Q# j  |! n% \
There should be a 8 I& K) ?9 D: \4 m
better way to start a day than waking up every
8 ~: T5 W/ a$ \2 r: ^- Umorning.
2 |0 ?6 `- x/ A  y2 H( D$ L( m5 b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ [# B, p( v/ B5 t“Hard work never killed anybody.“ - h0 `8 a# F, [& Q9 }- z& K
But why take the risk?3 J- O& e. {6 ~
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 Z! l" t, i8 m9 Z$ Y- m+ _" O“Work fascinates me.“ I can 5 [/ m  s, T8 w- k! K' E
look at it for hours!& r% H2 I+ [: O. m  \% d- L8 \
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
7 @# B4 f( _! s7 E% U+ x2 x1 t- MGod made relatives; Thank God we . ]; d5 k& u" Z$ D! N6 l
can choose our friends., k3 Z, R7 u9 q  e
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- m1 X( F" m7 o$ r. s# x6 mWhen two’s
. b) J0 N" {7 e6 {& y3 \company, three’s the result!
) H" V: ^/ @; t) e2 F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 Y0 g$ H) |8 f4 CA dress is like a barbed : z( P9 J9 j3 i& Y8 V  n
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 0 ^7 T* u; e8 A" D& U- u
view.
' \  r9 o$ Z7 _% d3 c; x. H$ A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ Y+ Y- C* z2 R3 M4 r: s4 Z* iThe more you learn, the more you know,
# L% E7 }6 g3 X" d4 vThe more you know, the more you forget.
' |8 l- L. ^' BThe more you forget, the less you ) ?) k2 Z$ F" A) [& z# k( L
know. So why bother to learn.- j/ s! y, D  Y* D8 V
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ) P8 a4 d  j( y' w. k
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