加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# H; o: F; }( n& {Mastercard & Visa.
" t- q8 n4 m4 d: V. i8 [6 A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. p$ F- w. r& E7 R: v5 Z) _One should love animals. They are
8 O1 ]" T  `% x1 }* {5 t5 _. K% x- uso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: K5 s" F' ~% x) D! i0 |6 O" tSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
2 x- Q; P; u, {要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. M4 a6 r6 r/ H0 S, qLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
! k  |7 B, f* m* p, ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) |0 c7 L) z7 c! T- ?two.
: J  v0 S5 j3 F3 k% v每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ L7 y' W" F7 D* W4 V3 aEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 A$ @  i# ?% r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 U/ T, U! v% \) jThe wise
! j  v3 Q0 ?2 \6 w* b4 dnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! r4 t7 W+ A& v& p# Z! G: M* ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 ?, `" u4 A3 }+ S/ yNever put off the work till
" F* l" K6 U# q+ ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ f# e. F$ c+ M; E/ nLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
% Z# ^4 W" M' _6 K% \, S' I4 _7 Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 s& r# O! \: h! n: T" l; F* W% P“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
( d0 k9 d# D2 D" a( mThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ \# |# [, k) b  q4 A; kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
6 V2 _; i& z! J, \; y8 d努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
$ _1 C0 f+ A5 a9 R9 q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
2 D. G* ]. @3 w$ S5 S工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  d" G2 `" E3 V5 W' AWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# N. w8 U8 Y, a) }  q& lview.
* x) l7 @! |5 _. W  c) N9 u服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; A- g/ u8 ?; B! A9 Q4 bThe more you learn, the more you know,
; \/ J/ M/ m" o$ _7 |+ X+ i9 BThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
* L: `" x- F$ a9 r2 uknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 F+ U* O7 d+ w- |% T& z为什么学来着