加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
5 P# {2 r. {/ D4 q4 }Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) o" j9 s6 E/ a, g) a. cOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
/ r( z7 s- k" XSave water. Shower with your
, x2 v! Q- `# {9 g3 o" r& \2 G* o2 N! Xgirlfriend.
9 R" M- x" Q1 N% I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ [/ G- ~6 \# t' T; \Love the neighbor. But don’t get
. F* y, X) M; w* hcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 ?( i" _# j3 rBehind every successful man, there is a
5 e$ K8 ?2 N8 E) _6 ^  e2 ?1 }) Eman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% m/ h+ @6 N8 e8 H; WThe wise
* T, \( v8 a' X$ Q7 t& X  unever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
  @$ }1 n7 T% S9 d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( Y+ u2 O, N( Y# [& x! XNever put off the work till
/ P! L: o; ?/ L* l0 G4 s3 \4 ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# L3 z% B: ~  i: n# A) e' aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% A3 B2 W8 `2 D爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ C0 k# ?( Y% u/ X: @% kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- j: F. t6 C7 S8 W: ?children.
5 d* I& d0 y$ R( H$ [# `( ^% a* b4 c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
; u2 f' [/ f7 |* ]) C' `+ l“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
( v2 C/ J: B" G  B7 e& r0 B# n( Y5 `better way to start a day than waking up every
* |, Y: o( R: D2 G  \morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  D. I& R3 s+ T) J0 R/ WBut why take the risk?
3 _& r% E8 b8 S8 l+ V2 _& r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
3 m8 ]- o+ l( U. X, F4 r4 P2 \look at it for hours!
3 m7 i0 O, O7 F# t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ X- F; @8 s$ dGod made relatives; Thank God we
  h$ D; K( f0 j; j3 g+ lcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 Q, b$ [8 O. b, R3 }/ kWhen two’s
- k4 F0 c/ H7 S( z7 ]0 y( [. Vcompany, three’s the result!
+ R* h" V$ T% W. O) Q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 u: ^. H5 K: B, m1 ~' V0 ?view.
# X1 [5 N1 W- ^1 @, E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
$ |, Z3 l, V, {& Oknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着