加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
5 q2 s+ h$ a6 S$ IMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
  i6 D- X, y2 |6 W# a% rgirlfriend.
2 v3 J  m$ n9 a7 s3 n6 d要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. U4 M1 F  O8 c+ H2 J* a% ^2 T! {Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
2 e; o5 N/ e2 U7 ?5 E) `" s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) @5 c/ V  l! f7 R% M5 T' hBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 c7 M6 \( U' l+ l! G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# y/ ?: ?3 r" M2 _3 fThe wise
6 g9 g2 q1 {/ ?6 X$ ?( Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
, J% i/ n( {9 U/ umany relatives.
# _3 t7 \, S. _) w% e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: n5 B4 d/ M9 Y# R1 \' zNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& J+ u/ g' N/ m9 z5 ]; y( ?( t$ d爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
' g) U* d- F# s% cChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
* D. Z7 T4 N7 p) q/ Wchildren.
4 ?4 M& n$ j* b6 Q+ X6 k3 u! l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
  i9 E, @1 [5 F  O' u5 O  ^) Edreams.” So go to sleep.
/ I; ~$ L1 A7 Z7 m4 L$ A“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! y. ]  `6 H3 b9 \' pThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 `' a2 i$ i% ~* I/ A. _2 v! g5 p; hmorning.
  x) U9 K& X7 t% r' a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, @6 h" m# j' d/ K% e“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* j, j( o% p, D$ s% glook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( `+ p8 n, W, [" y$ nGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
, N( R- Z3 G4 C% P2 t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 p* Y  J0 n) J) U$ q7 AWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 [. P- r! h; rview.
  V7 u( R  S8 P/ |. h7 x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ \4 B7 g" T, BThe more you know, the more you forget.
/ \8 U2 Q  }! N, f2 _The more you forget, the less you
2 r# D& N2 C( k& a+ S. j, c( D  Lknow. So why bother to learn.
6 ?3 ?4 n  _( m: [) M% e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着