加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 h9 [- c( j+ r' vMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. ]  m  s, B* b: J) mOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ `4 Q0 |/ p+ I, z% u) o9 x4 FSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
* T% z7 O  T  C( G0 L( ~7 X+ u4 f2 {要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" M7 c/ Q7 A- M- x; zBehind every successful man, there is a
- {. H" f: k( S/ k# cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) |) A$ Z; Q# [2 p' k& IEvery man should marry. After all,
8 u- s3 Z3 N0 Z0 q; a8 ~+ ]happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 \' [' Q) i  P* lotherwise.
% S, j( [+ t$ a* l$ U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
1 ]0 l) W$ e7 `" ?4 g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 J, q1 E( L7 y! q; y1 WNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& @/ t0 `& ~* W  h" `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
8 a  A& y, M* Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
* R4 G0 K- l- w1 i/ M$ j“Your future depends on your
$ I) ]2 W$ z3 o% {$ cdreams.” So go to sleep.
8 N7 w; g! g+ D6 \( x% D/ p2 C9 g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
, r( N- n" \5 j7 x+ @; HThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
" ~: n% `; C) Vmorning.
) V9 e; E" S/ i. P0 ~- G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; H) k* ~( }7 c0 _+ f' a3 W* ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
7 N) T) D% d9 w' H+ k. e$ G$ Z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ U4 S* j% h# ]; ~6 q6 }/ W5 Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
) G) q/ u" i/ p1 h, eGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 Z* a) s0 C0 n4 g+ ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
8 ~! r3 T/ i+ ?2 o" `- Qcompany, three’s the result!
3 j# @& z+ N, Y6 w8 o2 t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
. E. p* h! I( ^. V2 wThe more you forget, the less you
' b! h, z! O6 a7 {/ Iknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着