加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
/ m' r9 S' r3 e2 v  nMastercard & Visa.
% a- K& A3 d$ Y& N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
9 u; f' V0 r; _$ w2 h4 c1 jso tasty.
3 v7 A. Y- M5 A) c% N每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
0 S8 W- }7 W! P( h, S" E* fSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  M, ?- a2 g& ]9 k( g/ RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
& N+ x7 f) A# g. }9 n每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! V% p. O/ W" d$ YEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! V4 x& S8 W" `1 k3 S% p: rThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
3 C, H; z8 G1 ~& Cotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( ^2 N# X$ V4 t( w7 l1 O1 ySuccess is a relative term. It brings so
) [& {3 t: D3 T" {1 Imany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
% `  T- o" [/ r2 A4 C- Ltomorrow what you can put off today.
9 S) \' G+ ?% |6 {! W4 g5 D5 y* B* f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) s7 I& u: w. c8 uLove is
; ], Y" }. ~" x( @% P# N+ Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 O$ c2 N8 Z; i' Z8 R" w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
5 E& T' ?% Z5 b0 @, `* sChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' J; V# `/ J# O$ D( @+ dchildren.
6 R# S( |! c  n, v, t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
5 t1 q5 Q3 B* j$ q5 Fbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
+ \) U; z6 {) I) y6 g0 Z+ I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, q/ D2 n) R/ @( M  C7 S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 n; J" T) Y1 j9 u) @3 YGod made relatives; Thank God we
/ L2 Q: ^/ J# a" L4 a/ y; zcan choose our friends.
7 m+ v7 X& B/ F$ q: z) A1 s' X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
' |& b2 E/ Z- T8 qcompany, three’s the result!
* b: i7 ]: h8 Z; p8 q3 D9 K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! ^! [) }, |4 e' UThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
% W* q( s, S. W% m& `; V. fThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: j% [8 b, y4 _. t3 N为什么学来着