加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
$ w+ X, X- C2 Q4 \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
2 R) v6 X( b4 g# J- a- }$ Ggirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- E/ @# [, C9 t2 i# |Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 h& s2 Z/ W; S4 ]4 y$ V  F# DBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 q) t) f' ?0 G5 @/ I8 a8 xtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
6 z6 I1 f( c7 Z9 n; l! W9 r) _happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 @5 Z# [2 Y& ?5 W* z0 Z  N' [' M/ U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ l6 N5 I& s+ m& dThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
& Z" b+ d) C. X  Q) Uotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
! r* Z7 C5 F1 e5 E* O/ E" k2 xmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
& c4 B* e. O5 g1 itomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
9 n7 p. S; f/ q8 s$ E6 S+ u6 _photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 f# f# ?; k/ @7 f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ X8 c3 p! I: f- \) {Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% z" G% Q" {' V( Jbetter way to start a day than waking up every
5 Z+ ?1 A1 g$ L- S( `1 B# S9 Cmorning.
; T$ p* B- m' H) |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
/ f" q5 x$ m7 C2 v; ]) }' Mlook at it for hours!
; M9 y8 T4 X1 u. h! M工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# l5 k/ r1 H7 c$ O7 E) CGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
; B8 Q, M+ O* ~" Y  @  Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" C6 T8 E. ^# D) hWhen two’s
: E+ L) F3 s+ p! P3 F3 ^& Wcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ B+ }# k" ]7 P# iview.
# `" e6 K, D! H) [) j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 L0 ?; L. H* u5 OThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 m4 _. Z2 \! L( p& F2 s$ c, r  uThe more you know, the more you forget.
" `  E$ f5 l6 w1 m( {The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着