加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
0 k6 U$ s4 g  }: {5 I; aMastercard & Visa.
1 W" p) F3 N6 |: m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 W4 C: h" m3 E4 ?& rOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
% h4 f5 U- _+ I$ [3 E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
- h# O! @" w; L' kgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 i$ _8 f& J% k8 m2 N5 F4 aLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
# A- ?4 u. ~9 jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
' Q7 H, P( D: F) Z8 f每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; K- ], q/ A# X# f7 A4 e7 aEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ x8 \" r( r# W6 d$ V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 c. S0 a$ o; \$ b9 [: [The wise
4 u- P+ I/ [/ |+ znever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  t3 U" w1 e* _% L" iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
! i+ R4 a( d0 m2 E" Umany relatives.
7 t% u' c3 ^+ |3 Y+ c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% \  V4 f+ ~+ }4 ^) B/ @! s$ cNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 J4 w% M4 w" VLove is
9 {! L/ [' r# S% Q# F) P& Lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& Y2 E" F, s) _# I: T' a( O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
, ~1 W0 O4 r% t5 X  T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
, q( F! U  D9 X0 Y9 i“Your future depends on your
. Y( M$ u, @" j6 ?# Tdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
% {! w5 y  F% \( Fbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
/ e9 ~" x1 x( k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! O+ c- ]! c6 b5 r2 rBut why take the risk?
0 V& @1 @! h9 i努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" h5 k* `" Q6 p3 N; \8 @look at it for hours!
- h$ X# n# m$ a工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ M/ \( ]( c2 `& zGod made relatives; Thank God we
0 h: E) k1 c7 E' P# A7 Vcan choose our friends.
% ^7 R* n: Z. Y+ Z9 ^神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 O4 @& I) X& \! Q4 }# i* `When two’s
1 J( M( ~; r; o: w5 K8 _4 K8 R( Q5 ?company, three’s the result!
! o: G4 Z3 ~& S% R5 V两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
- d* v2 V: ?& |" Z" y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
4 r! L: h- R! G0 U" k- A' LThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着