加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
" [4 i6 c! y# S4 y  [% e钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 |4 i0 T' G4 T  J" l8 x1 UOne should love animals. They are
# J0 |0 k! n! jso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
3 q2 N7 B* z6 }9 J! D要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- e2 ~! I, _8 Z0 R8 f1 _7 yBehind every successful man, there is a
5 c$ i7 V; c" f; X0 qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
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otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& D. a6 X8 s/ O. cSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
3 b+ k' \* p! Y5 v1 \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 l9 E; u1 u+ W1 Y, _9 H不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
* J4 t1 s. _& _6 ^4 xLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; V; }1 E1 N6 |+ H; v爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 W. M" k: |( q! A9 aChildren in
( T% d% @+ k+ r+ dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 J/ T9 f/ ^  u- Mchildren.
3 _* a% }+ C+ A; T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  R3 h9 J! B3 q“Your future depends on your
$ W0 f+ o; b1 M6 W  u. s* f( o5 bdreams.” So go to sleep.
2 u& B. G2 X- \/ X7 [“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' `4 h6 ], M  ~8 B; N9 sThere should be a
, u( g& D6 F- j+ [# {/ t. abetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
8 D6 Y0 C$ m1 L. }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
& Z/ I6 V; S/ F' _+ v! X8 q7 c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 h$ ]" `% F$ W3 w4 l6 i& s. l8 K“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 ]! }. N2 x+ U; o7 C. Dlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 j2 e; O2 p6 I/ N9 Wcan choose our friends.
5 @5 W' \/ P+ X5 f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
3 ^7 A; E! p% g3 J$ N" N& ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
" ?  a* S7 U' |. X9 Aknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: \! Y% `/ s4 g' d! [为什么学来着