加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
8 C/ ]+ e' g/ l" J. s% o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
$ g9 f- s2 \9 j% r4 \girlfriend.
+ _& L2 L5 D2 Z, o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
  p2 n2 q" F# I& h1 e, z! u( QLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: D9 R% A3 W& e/ V) b1 Z+ Vtwo.
( g# |0 S5 Y, |1 y; o: D( L# E每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 L9 s9 ^% r9 N1 O, q' TEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 [7 K( F6 _! _$ S3 n6 [' W: F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 M0 x* w. ?) h4 U/ p5 W& F2 K# [The wise
" o' Q3 C3 I6 [: ?. g6 f( i. Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
) n8 ^9 a. e4 V! m聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ i5 i& e3 m9 E9 J6 n2 C; c- }Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) b0 y: ^) \3 M0 Z6 kNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 n- P' F/ l  d  P3 b1 ILove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 }; O6 P/ s, Y9 H) p/ ]爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  y' R; \4 _0 I# r4 c* u& M. L5 FChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  h" _8 J: F4 pchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 Y+ I6 m1 e, @7 mThere should be a
( g: @; X+ o2 G+ j3 p" m$ n7 Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
4 H: }2 w# u) [应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
( `; U- X+ L2 X4 _But why take the risk?
1 e3 a$ O4 |' O: h) M! b# ~& C努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 W5 \7 ]" P' s  g6 J/ F) w, z7 Q“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 m8 s3 F1 E7 B0 u% Jlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 a0 d% Y  o8 d& ~8 W- a6 n& {" a神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! Y! r1 L, h4 H3 n+ S6 g7 gWhen two’s
; R0 m1 C; I# z' @  S5 Z# {company, three’s the result!
! }# ~1 [( w% ^# a4 O7 R1 D两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
5 Z4 T  Y+ P9 xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) ^. D/ c) y7 |. ?: \/ p) aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! O- n  D+ m- {! X: dThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% Z! p. C% P2 T2 j8 S/ S+ Wknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
; M$ {* E2 q5 [, y" @为什么学来着