加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
0 y6 w+ A+ V9 O! X+ c$ W- W. ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 f. N5 P* {/ ZSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' A8 x0 w) E& @! mLove the neighbor. But don’t get
  `& g7 V# l. g1 X4 t$ Scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- ?# R% d6 z3 {( {/ [7 ABehind every successful man, there is a
, \$ i- @: F+ Q0 aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 t: }* J! `  x+ Mtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! V1 ?- o6 L* w- c& NEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% q& y8 n* G" ?9 h* h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: U/ s$ u- j3 I. s9 S3 ]The wise
6 ]# e' U$ L' `never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
0 Z: j( a; M! x' f- O# F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' }2 @1 F* i6 V  V( G" I6 u, F7 QSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
& R2 B& H, A1 C7 I- fmany relatives.
* ]" B% m0 y) Q0 Y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 [1 P% l" w, |: cNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 }* z8 z$ a5 j  b* MLove is
4 x3 y: f& C4 {" ~3 E3 tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 b9 U6 `( F, G; k% ?+ @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
) F, {$ v$ I$ ?* f& _后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
. _0 c/ J! H/ t, A1 x7 Bdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
7 ^0 v; J+ a0 Z" @1 H7 b: _. v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
1 N/ R% b& C' X) N0 @% {* N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, `( J6 A1 J# g8 I$ ^6 m努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 x' F9 r4 ~; _& U  \% }0 h: i“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
6 k, y: X) \6 ~" I" j; u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 p- T6 M* h0 L" H5 {' hA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 H3 R4 ?7 f1 g; Y! yview.
: r* B$ }8 _( S+ h  S服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 n9 w! N& G$ u- ?7 YThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" N9 s3 O* C" h) t( ?The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
( B- {5 M; A% W( f7 _8 c% R$ {5 A学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着