加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
# M2 a  r- W& c8 t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
' J  B6 K8 J+ _7 l9 K7 W0 g# ?- jso tasty.
2 @6 D/ Z: K7 B# p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ ~3 l7 h2 I7 h; _4 {  D: a0 r; ?6 pSave water. Shower with your
$ I6 J$ C+ y- ?# Ogirlfriend.
& i8 |. H# Q' k- E9 o- D& x% x/ [要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5 H9 R4 ~: H' B  E9 {Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
3 L& Y+ Y  y6 Q& l- Q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 y1 a5 I& H. a) \" K7 N4 w6 E( FEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) Z4 H+ l4 `, G9 [  b' p2 O- T9 s1 E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
" o* l: w7 {3 K1 f5 w& CThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
7 Z. _5 E9 f$ i, O# U% qmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! G1 B+ X1 s! W2 t% \  k; ^Never put off the work till
3 o7 k. O3 f2 T+ utomorrow what you can put off today.
. m  O, q/ @' D: _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
( b% J5 k; r$ ^6 R& N, q: qChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
, k; h- l4 x  _7 c# y% |" e) H+ S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
5 a5 p' M$ w6 z" c# l3 Idreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 r' r+ O& J) NThere should be a
8 ~& ]1 e' U" [8 lbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! J: O/ r( J& ]3 u0 b, hBut why take the risk?
9 F, a$ B" k) n1 d  @, v! `* |努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 ^8 e4 @" ]1 N& c5 a  w1 h- DGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
- Q: d. w# \; `! b神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
6 O& q% L6 M6 i4 }( ecompany, three’s the result!
( I# ]6 h: C2 \& P两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( s& S: m* Z4 Q- o6 \9 LA dress is like a barbed
4 J* L5 K4 `4 m0 {  J5 Z  qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
7 Z- C& w+ O4 \9 ]8 }' e5 _; O2 e/ `The more you forget, the less you
- \( U% U: Z/ wknow. So why bother to learn.
* u; o5 b0 G' _% f4 P9 v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着