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Money is not everything. There’s
. M+ [& ~6 O7 x* M, g2 z9 x' gMastercard & Visa.
) j6 X. t4 @4 r& o# f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, n. o7 _. o) L; sOne should love animals. They are
4 Z5 N' q- o+ h" b' Oso tasty.8 w2 I$ E) h) Q+ T) S, L: B$ e$ c
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。% A+ q5 ~" u( w5 i; N& |' f5 A
Save water. Shower with your ! N) l) ~# n1 w0 b+ B
girlfriend.$ k3 e7 x. b# ?# l: A9 {
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 c. i' ?9 @( F" Z( E, w& N/ bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
K5 M8 ]9 C! q/ U8 Y5 J' f. e. X+ qcaught.
7 F$ p% u& q; [, P- \; s t/ y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! S6 Y! A ?; ^5 }$ W( VBehind every successful man, there is a 2 o. L* w) `' B8 i8 X; m; F
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# f( |' f" J' \8 u0 Ltwo.
" U+ k# t4 I% Z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% J) R( q9 C9 B- ?Every man should marry. After all, ( T) W$ ?% s1 T
happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 s9 u/ E5 `; C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 R5 \. n: o6 g1 T2 b y" i+ B; MThe wise - N; j1 n% }: j' C' r
never marry, And when they marry they become
! w# `% @, t2 [, P3 B8 uotherwise.
* h0 i7 R, h6 u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 O6 @* }+ F w9 GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ C L# b' ~0 Imany relatives.
1 C! j/ {, w x) O# S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
7 N' V$ t% s2 s/ ~Never put off the work till
% V* g+ R# n# G" @2 Btomorrow what you can put off today./ W4 ^' y! c4 u( E- @4 I) e1 N
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! O/ p* F6 k1 z, t3 g9 m% eLove is
+ S+ [0 t1 m: Yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; O6 Q* t- ^8 J/ n7 T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。# y/ a$ t+ N% e8 R) u
Children in 6 Q8 c3 }: r7 H# n% ?% n j4 t' p
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
& C+ G, q0 H" W* y9 C7 Y1 Schildren.
1 |4 E# N& w i( M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- l! C: `% n& P: G. a( l$ L6 [- E“Your future depends on your
: \7 [; @9 f2 h' F: g% D: cdreams.” So go to sleep.3 l4 z; n$ p, ?- @# R$ n- h
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& ]' o! b0 N# F4 [8 v& D7 y- jThere should be a
4 K) {9 Y9 y+ [& Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every ( G# Y' x8 R2 u+ \! @, i
morning.
; ?! B) {; a2 G5 _* @; u/ W# d4 `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。- m2 l6 O7 D9 F# z
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ & z7 u; V4 p. E7 e
But why take the risk?
& m! P- Q- P1 a+ s2 }' k, K努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。9 H$ ^+ ~) i0 S+ i+ ~& p4 O2 P4 p
“Work fascinates me.“ I can . Y q! m$ C, s8 r* W4 c. e
look at it for hours!
) T6 p# n7 G5 y- x5 n工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' X4 T% r: v. V/ M+ T7 y! @! yGod made relatives; Thank God we * u$ h$ Q$ Z7 x9 ^: F7 M6 `0 ]$ Y
can choose our friends. @0 A7 f- r# X
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- h$ z/ f: g6 N5 C7 z9 J
When two’s + G `- f8 }4 N# A8 }# j: C
company, three’s the result!
, C! m4 ^ I, b% ^& C! R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* C/ T! ]( ^9 ~. _2 }/ e7 l8 C
A dress is like a barbed : I; F. B& g g$ x5 V
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the : T( |! h# j! X$ h y+ B
view." a( S7 X% T- a
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ j( e$ e0 }. ?: t7 Q
The more you learn, the more you know, - A0 H% {1 z, {
The more you know, the more you forget.
! }' {4 I5 J1 M/ @- }The more you forget, the less you
2 w/ n! E' [; a7 I( Xknow. So why bother to learn.
7 _ e7 n: ?/ C: O2 ?% q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, " P/ n6 H- V( Z. k* Y9 j
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