加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
0 W& \, i) ?/ r) n- x! Aso tasty.
& h2 |1 Q9 X' d6 h! C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# [, [9 X5 I9 c; I  QSave water. Shower with your
6 I2 G- Q/ s; B: ^. ygirlfriend.
2 ~3 q1 \, B# K+ N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 _  i  w* p: g5 bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
- z2 k3 e1 i9 s! ~, C3 r6 Dcaught.
, S( u* `6 f- W+ q) ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ \9 H* B0 E1 A$ o  TBehind every successful man, there is a
3 y6 Z5 N; X/ ?0 q& ~" l: ?8 e6 ?7 R4 Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. M  i6 U/ T: v" x; z& zEvery man should marry. After all,
/ u0 q* s: E4 ], bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 i2 A! g' {, }. T+ UNever put off the work till
5 O% {7 U3 z" L( {9 U) u1 Stomorrow what you can put off today.
2 B6 u1 y( ^& w$ @/ S* T; s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
# n$ j0 z, N+ Z# kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 M! _1 Z, d- b% M9 Schildren.
, Z( k; z" f& b( d后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ d4 @' N* ?% K1 e2 K  F* D7 c0 f% Cdreams.” So go to sleep.
! e/ y9 }  y) g' w# V“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 I: K  R9 j2 |0 n) c& b/ E. ZThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
" O- C8 o' n* M  Zmorning.
- B2 B) s2 c4 t0 b2 @应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
0 Y. _$ O6 L9 k6 @8 w努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" G7 d' x, a% M3 elook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
" s; p$ Q, t- q6 _8 ?+ ~can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. A/ I+ `& v' U- [When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
5 X# m! e4 X  ]4 r& ^3 Ufence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" b: b6 W( ?1 V& ]+ w( P& Dview.
6 k- ?% x4 Z+ \* F5 F4 n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 }+ [( v( ^+ W+ `The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
& h# T$ J/ O) M$ O+ G, j4 {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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