加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
: O" V$ ]% |3 x+ O; a, d钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
  U0 ]" ~5 x% J+ G- f) f1 L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
5 m& W: L8 S3 s7 n6 y8 ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' |8 J' ]0 i& [# x  y: w( X# q- r. PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
  D; Y1 W- I& }4 u0 D+ Ucaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ M6 e% _. e1 o' \: k( B7 ytwo.
, K3 ~1 g) Q/ _7 A" `每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 K9 W' H& f6 T. j# g6 W3 S1 X' ZEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
* h; i2 U1 N) u- o7 {4 c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, d* a  [; B: d) S- i3 C' sThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
) |$ ?  V0 f! w4 f" d4 qotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ y5 `2 d% s6 ^  s. e6 S5 s1 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
. C1 Y8 U7 q! n+ }# \2 C; A* }成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" c+ K" w5 N5 ~/ zNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, S- b- ?) M  Q# {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 G) L3 D1 _/ f( G+ FChildren in
( _; u/ W3 T5 pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
; v4 w5 ]5 N3 z+ O- I: o- m& `better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
& n/ h& S, C3 r2 a$ S, c1 M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# u1 `- Y1 G8 O+ o- ^But why take the risk?
% v9 k  P5 R! v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ t+ r7 W7 G# @8 e- `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 x' I# S$ j' @4 [, eGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ }, D5 z6 T% b: IWhen two’s
; L% z% f# s; L2 {; ycompany, three’s the result!
5 w. g3 O6 Z; E+ Q2 {4 C: n两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% G0 z* M- P- C3 jA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' F, T2 O2 V7 S  N% zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
# v/ u  v( `+ R" Q) V: f6 `The more you learn, the more you know,
9 m8 b: W, c0 h7 z" ~" eThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着