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Money is not everything. There’s
2 B+ M# C, S" M& r6 L: @Mastercard & Visa.
9 h9 m5 Q& ?* h! u0 s% \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) v) W1 M# ^) }8 ZOne should love animals. They are
* g* G% n( k$ k2 [. T! Vso tasty.. s! S7 ^0 V& R L; e( y
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' w5 L& b* i* R, u2 `/ }" y9 w. ~- ?4 X
Save water. Shower with your
& e+ s! ]6 {! D! N, F& J) s; Igirlfriend.
- e# q1 b+ _( o7 a7 Z" @+ g9 Y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。+ g$ h/ Y8 _- s& l1 j9 d
Love the neighbor. But don’t get . `9 g6 c. O/ O7 w4 |' J+ h
caught.
9 Z' O% x5 I2 _3 @* R. q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! T* T+ p/ O+ p' ]" C; R
Behind every successful man, there is a
' K% {# P' E p) Q( I, k! Cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & e5 J q" \( m- Y B! f: r
two.
& }* y1 O' H. A7 z6 W每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。* m5 ?7 v2 G9 [
Every man should marry. After all, 7 e# n5 A) H4 Q; s( N l
happiness is not the only thing in life. ]" X- b" n" T. ^. ~- l) K
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 O' f3 `" }3 L. @The wise
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otherwise.
, @2 R# R* O4 [, o9 U3 r6 D) y! R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# b7 E' G' y$ s2 }
Success is a relative term. It brings so & m/ n% A; ]3 k+ M5 X3 V
many relatives.% Z7 j; t& i% j4 G/ \ t9 p* i
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# M# l4 R0 s! o% ]6 Z. ?9 f( N
Never put off the work till 4 c% S9 U/ P8 V* |9 g
tomorrow what you can put off today.8 S0 A5 O' Y, ]( \0 N
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 {! R* \5 C& rLove is . o& [" E" ?7 L: ]0 N r2 b
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% X4 n. P3 R6 t2 f6 s0 A爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 K) k" Z8 u8 U4 n; N- M/ y/ yChildren in
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children.
1 a9 s; A0 N1 U后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 x: A4 Q1 n6 [
“Your future depends on your
4 P4 I# ~6 E$ H- Gdreams.” So go to sleep.
: S$ `5 p+ p) ~6 s& x# _( y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 P" e' `9 ^# M% g6 T
There should be a
; q. p. U3 Y! C1 K& rbetter way to start a day than waking up every
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/ `) w6 y0 T# \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 ~# d3 ~: r! w! E; N- m% Z“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 0 Z# h6 b# m3 h
But why take the risk?
& s$ T p: X$ }; n. _$ K努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. p8 j# x, B3 p3 |/ ?8 Q* I3 f5 A“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' ^5 c$ X- J8 v3 p# Y4 T* [look at it for hours!
; ^4 @- i0 f! _; @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 h8 N" l2 @+ G4 R7 c
God made relatives; Thank God we
$ }+ V, _: [1 v- O6 Gcan choose our friends.
1 v0 `3 z6 b' R% N. U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& k: ~: V) i- P$ lWhen two’s 7 U' h( P5 A( T" d, n- D% d
company, three’s the result!
7 S+ w) C" t- o) Z2 [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; r) R8 \/ Y* S4 fA dress is like a barbed 5 O: e4 n# u, {% ^# z e' u& W! I
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the / E" z4 o8 x9 r+ Z: m
view. X C7 u" @& t Z6 `
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 C* y6 h4 H) S; QThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 t3 d2 B. s& b, E- K$ l$ @) T- lThe more you know, the more you forget.* w9 ]3 ~- X2 w. |: a6 F7 h+ o
The more you forget, the less you 7 Z: y) T+ }$ @- Q; }5 _
know. So why bother to learn.* [! }$ C( M a8 V. G: m
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 0 x* S3 L' u# @' M
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