加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ p& c- q* }; g. n6 s1 h& G/ nMastercard & Visa.
4 }5 I7 F5 O* Y6 S' u7 l. I钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ [9 J/ ~8 E: W+ ROne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ Z5 @4 U) V1 D4 y1 g# jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" T0 g/ _. E5 }4 m& V7 X& ULove the neighbor. But don’t get
$ m3 c% m* v5 Ncaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
: m3 M3 Q. u- o' F3 R$ K. y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. r( [5 v0 C8 }# L! m: D, DEvery man should marry. After all,
' Q% J) _0 |6 j/ ^+ V( n9 Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ h  J4 V8 t2 v5 wThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
! b0 u4 }9 _. V$ ^otherwise.
% f, z3 {/ n. _0 [4 j3 D  U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" `, M! n# u9 Y1 QSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
! r. ]5 Z/ {# t# O! Y/ ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
- l! d! c8 l- o0 x* @1 F' M: B, J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
' }& j' P3 }% v2 v) q' c% Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 _/ u# S; x$ _* Schildren.
) R1 }: i2 B8 E% [* P后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* Q8 T3 j- v5 h' A4 w) F0 k* V5 a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 ^9 W; G4 D1 H: ^7 m( x3 \' B6 U( CThere should be a
" [+ O3 Q. ~( P  x7 }; C- ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
# R8 _) h  j& w6 g5 h& Y0 Y, Zmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' r# p; Y- @, zBut why take the risk?
" C1 U0 r- k6 _' k. r% u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
6 |2 ]0 G0 U9 d: M0 Dcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
( F( p; D5 e6 O+ V" u, `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# n. K  _  |# UA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) {: J' n3 Q" e! h5 {view.
9 E( N6 v5 _- g" B' p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' \+ I/ j6 r) b3 L# a4 U  X. k: J* FThe more you know, the more you forget.
; M. e$ M: L0 xThe more you forget, the less you
; x* R2 @0 @2 C/ k& i9 E& {know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
- ^$ B) S7 _4 ^' X. A# W为什么学来着