加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% c) |& O7 I4 j0 YMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 C; f6 C- x  F0 {One should love animals. They are
, |, Z! @7 [9 ?so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" }$ H) ^* a# l" g" q& U6 PSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: M1 Q. F  |% f  r6 MLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
3 P3 e: C+ N/ p+ hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( v! ], p7 _% ^) z0 g# ^3 _" T4 otwo.
7 Q- t  G# ^  \/ m( p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
0 V  |5 P; K' rEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- T) V: D4 S1 a- O4 P5 wnever marry, And when they marry they become
9 ?) z( l: A) ?& zotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 F( X( ?& g/ k6 K( _( mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
% H% J% }- f9 D2 q  W1 X4 }backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
6 Q( z+ h( l8 v% [. H8 y8 m" I# h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
3 _- {  v6 f/ L( I9 T+ Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 n, a# d4 [/ ~0 a$ i# H应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 k& r( v0 s0 b$ Q1 \“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 s* R$ t& {- `. s' q4 |  Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 c4 f' I% B' ^7 x) ^; z! Mlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
7 F/ }5 S% u- ^6 m: j1 I神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! ?+ A1 k3 S# J! NWhen two’s
: b  o; r1 U  Y/ [( _( T8 Zcompany, three’s the result!
0 i2 c% M$ e$ }+ U6 a/ O" M% m两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% B) B7 v; a) M3 Uview.
) R; N! Y8 o2 g: e, u; Z, z- N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
. H5 E# O0 a% C- ^# ?) nThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着