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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
* a( Z& h6 f4 L2 i3 l$ T1 d' BMastercard & Visa.- u5 q$ t" W1 y. K0 ?7 |& U
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' Y1 T, E, t/ c! z; {
One should love animals. They are
- B7 l6 _/ {$ k3 A% {so tasty.* g& H0 r* `( L  L6 V- }
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' L4 y  ]8 O& |& J. R8 v% {
Save water. Shower with your
+ M" G; ^% P. ]; J8 Kgirlfriend.6 J( E( O% X- p/ L# N
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; I# B$ K5 }+ ~( v! J* a6 p: jLove the neighbor. But don’t get
9 h6 r* [1 g0 |( E7 [caught.
( \% f6 m; a5 y- H2 K5 {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。  u: o& h0 P6 ?1 Q  Z" Z: W; \0 |7 [8 Y
Behind every successful man, there is a
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two.
; ?7 ?& s5 I: ~4 z" I# @$ g, r每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. S2 D& q- d' P& W3 w" MEvery man should marry. After all, 5 [$ D( Y" p6 m0 ?4 _
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 u: G9 o6 y% _2 S9 }! c( I" A% T再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 Y) t6 g* O) h/ N0 d/ hThe wise * g. o" t1 R& j6 @. @' G& K3 o
never marry, And when they marry they become
, n* E( k' b' z. C+ l. qotherwise.$ A. l# |( h% X" H* h( M, k  W
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 ]- ]4 O! r9 m. O4 f; i
Success is a relative term. It brings so % N2 i/ X4 X2 P7 q- P& v3 Q
many relatives.
! M  n; M8 C6 Y# _2 a, u0 {: F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" q" s3 E" s0 y9 INever put off the work till ) y8 R3 q- [  e. d( E7 S) U
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  x( E2 Q: Q" W4 r) E$ z% n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 e, j: T1 H( O* f+ M9 W7 {
Love is
; p/ D$ i& J& P% C$ G: U) A  ~! T7 Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& n6 C: d6 u9 B# M* Z: V4 w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( w: a. D. j/ r
Children in 6 P" p- w7 k3 N2 I' g! \4 L: q
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause # g3 U; x8 Y: E+ C. l+ |  \
children.! o) D$ `8 b, O% C# [) D* F2 ~
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 a+ q$ C) g# e“Your future depends on your ) `5 c3 b7 w4 c
dreams.” So go to sleep.4 Y3 g9 }6 x+ J# l1 U% R6 w! V
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。+ l; @( n. p- V
There should be a
9 d( h8 P$ C8 ~# `! x; ^0 Gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
. J. v3 j4 m! o6 s3 q; V' b9 zmorning.
7 ]: ?5 S5 ?0 S2 e0 c6 w4 O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* w1 o" _6 f6 ?6 h
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% ]/ f5 V2 T9 f) V5 y9 CBut why take the risk?, Y2 A5 Z7 N3 ]3 N
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- T0 o9 r+ c8 Z7 T3 `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. L" H# q( R4 I5 v% @look at it for hours!
( ?4 Q# C4 u, v! f工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# y" H3 Y% E0 @! ?! o) Q8 e7 dGod made relatives; Thank God we
% J$ I) L* {) }8 r2 p, x# Ccan choose our friends.
! o. n6 ?- F+ _& f% v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! I1 B. ^& f7 g
When two’s
! d9 ]. e; }, a% g6 O5 R! {5 z% Ccompany, three’s the result!
) H2 ~' J0 i+ F9 q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" K+ c6 M6 G6 c$ ~$ h8 t
A dress is like a barbed ( f/ ]. @3 j6 P" K' d
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the   u: L# E2 K: _# e2 ^2 c' @! W
view.% m7 F+ |& V0 x/ D2 l/ u
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ R  F9 G, M7 ~0 h8 W. CThe more you learn, the more you know, # [& J; R; Y1 u& R# |' u
The more you know, the more you forget./ ]$ C" s6 d  F7 L  b
The more you forget, the less you
6 u8 Q; L0 ?" wknow. So why bother to learn., x1 j. p3 T4 \- e. V* J! L
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 7 O9 R) S  r+ \
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