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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s # F1 T. c2 P6 I" ]& M7 Q
Mastercard & Visa.
& f8 K! v/ e" h5 m9 K2 G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 ~$ |( v4 s$ q! J' E, U
One should love animals. They are 8 x6 x' ]  [5 l' x; H0 o! \
so tasty.* \3 H' x/ h' L1 h
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
  K0 W, {' l" y1 Z6 Q: lSave water. Shower with your
% H- \+ _3 @- d  y8 |girlfriend., S5 R$ }% P' B: X, d) m. W5 u
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ |3 i# E5 M) b6 QLove the neighbor. But don’t get 0 [2 L; v! B- c) ~
caught.
8 W! V! B. k) B" x  Q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ l8 x) w, _4 SBehind every successful man, there is a
! v0 ]+ B8 S7 H3 Z$ Z1 D6 wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are ; ~( |/ M* v3 e1 P! \
two.
$ r- \/ L! I1 N+ L1 {: l9 C6 J4 X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。: N6 O9 _0 h* ~6 h; F" ]* q4 H
Every man should marry. After all,
( F/ w/ Z+ E: w* n: nhappiness is not the only thing in life.1 k3 N$ L$ [) P& K4 n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。" s* L/ p# k0 r- P  K
The wise   K: w$ S+ X3 P
never marry, And when they marry they become
2 e( W7 |7 [* x) Hotherwise.
- D7 w1 i  r+ a1 k聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# l3 G9 `8 E/ M% k1 C+ xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so 7 ?2 U6 `/ S1 N* S- M, R
many relatives.  T5 v  X& Y' ~' y8 I
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# B7 j8 l5 p, ~+ ^; q- L0 {, s
Never put off the work till
" ~2 ]! {2 |" Y& R1 [7 Gtomorrow what you can put off today." W8 Q9 M. C1 k8 M* J) o
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 v7 n1 ^$ |9 j: GLove is
- o* s5 o* u2 A/ bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.# u  p( X) ]- V
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" r  b. P1 B$ V! D  Y+ O! t
Children in
' F% _0 C. A' G1 R0 I# ?5 O1 vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 7 [* E5 e) ^- ^/ x1 {
children., `3 I$ P8 E+ C( T; n; I$ t
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
  A, J- H1 Y) u/ G$ g  V“Your future depends on your
  _4 b( M% m( O. A6 V2 @' ydreams.” So go to sleep.
1 G. g$ \# Y. Y! _" S“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。3 j$ U+ {4 J# ^3 p( U" g9 m2 \: i
There should be a % g" V9 G3 F) ?; R: O# b+ S
better way to start a day than waking up every
& _% |, s$ \& Nmorning.) A  |' P0 H( x% B/ f; T
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
& }: r+ ~( P! J- s! E% [“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 w2 F  y2 O$ t1 ]But why take the risk?
0 b/ E" z4 O/ N5 D努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 e, E4 c4 u" k* I! N4 k“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# L& |' n% n- z3 I% @" l- \look at it for hours!+ Z9 d; j- C) R5 [$ f  ?
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& f* |! U0 y* f, l. j; Q
God made relatives; Thank God we / f) H! H/ t3 N% S# s/ Z) u5 f
can choose our friends.7 C" E% c3 e( m& Y
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 {9 A4 g4 E9 u1 \' O
When two’s
; [8 J1 w/ D  m; N2 Lcompany, three’s the result!
! v) o  v' V( W. i- L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, ^! U3 n* `: t5 N2 `1 s/ v# GA dress is like a barbed 2 y" F! `/ A4 G* D% c. Q- s
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% Q+ i9 P; z$ U; I% Dview.
5 m3 z( s; G  J; Z$ e+ I服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 s- m6 B# L) f, v8 {, G+ T8 _, D4 ^The more you learn, the more you know, $ f! C# h, Z& }) J0 V
The more you know, the more you forget.
7 t( [5 v5 }# T6 l! |4 @! pThe more you forget, the less you
  e+ V; O- K/ y6 B2 Q  F3 p4 ~know. So why bother to learn.
5 h+ ]1 K1 ]- x- c/ K* [学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
7 f( W& h+ b1 m- W& \5 N为什么学来着
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