加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
; H( Q4 j  ^  N' ]" g/ e; qMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
4 n$ _5 U) o( z" X. i* K每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& J2 x7 x: D; d( eSave water. Shower with your
4 K+ @6 J. M& b' }8 |girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- n6 N9 U' W1 \/ K8 q! K1 JLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 A+ O4 T/ R" J3 j6 }4 p# uEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. i, x, ~( w# ]  ^% v  hThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
- s4 T5 q' B1 \" w; |7 p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
  H5 d2 W0 h! a' J+ ~3 Bmany relatives.
* w$ _: r1 [8 \5 V. |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 q' x: _: b: yLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ l7 I( Q& J) n% p+ a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  Z2 ^9 }& `. F- T# f5 V3 Cchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: A- D8 d7 B" a( C& M. S# t) r“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
  b+ K5 [+ n$ X0 M“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% T  u# B3 ?7 c! ]' v8 g" ?: M" \There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 t* F& H$ P0 z7 Y1 l  {morning.
: t4 g7 u# B. t8 }9 i% ]* R应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 X. t; w2 `+ e: Ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 v( p, m, Y/ P5 Y: J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
+ ]1 `' o+ o; |+ G0 i# fcompany, three’s the result!
; n% g3 O6 q: F* z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ U7 Q) R1 m7 e6 ]" Z' H; @fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
2 v; [) i/ _, x2 E- Z4 t! X服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) ^2 u% Y; W  T3 i1 D" LThe more you learn, the more you know,
" b5 ^" V5 m1 d6 E. BThe more you know, the more you forget.
  U+ E5 {% l) `5 A/ G- RThe more you forget, the less you
% i- L4 k# g/ W2 p# [# Q" w  @know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 D* G; n/ @# L为什么学来着