加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: _# h" `4 G2 hMastercard & Visa.
7 }( ~0 A! \' W/ |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" D2 g$ p# R  ^+ u  WOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
" V1 c, f6 F8 d/ k7 P. e0 Y+ V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 T- ?& {$ P7 g* _3 F( rSave water. Shower with your
: C, m( H% F% `+ h1 Ngirlfriend.
) X7 O, n/ J  A$ |$ d- i' A要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 F8 x+ T! |' O* ocaught.
/ u) m6 [6 O- G* P7 X: _% i; }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 n8 W) [9 F8 E0 X1 X; }, XBehind every successful man, there is a
/ d$ _3 f, o8 lman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 E4 k" T7 @: ~3 a, }two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
1 m" ]: W2 E2 f4 o- E# Khappiness is not the only thing in life.
) s0 w. c) K1 N0 H: P! N4 T再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
/ V0 x# G, R( L$ J) X' M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
3 M* E5 V& R: N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
& v7 {- J- ?6 F* R& _( O" ?tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 A1 ^4 f/ {$ ]4 G+ }  [7 v3 z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ I; q0 C8 u4 Q& O! P, k% eLove is
6 K  f. `6 W; |: j. _- Dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
3 a4 Y- Q+ l" I9 [; G% xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
/ S2 B' ]% ]  h' x  e. P' ydreams.” So go to sleep.
/ M, m1 O! w2 v4 I' x' w% I. S/ Y& R" \“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  W2 `. H7 c! W3 S9 i; j/ s7 gThere should be a
  a2 w: {) ]1 n! Sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 S: p2 [; L) b; ]4 W7 h2 f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' R! i& y5 Q  j; w' ^& y“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 U& ^) z* ~- A% C  a1 W3 A“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" U% \5 k9 f8 w/ ]3 A- w& Slook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 }. P  z. |* A/ K! VGod made relatives; Thank God we
/ {! j' [9 }; O% l# acan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 [  Q2 M) j/ U# hview.
, p- E9 \# i& x: F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ Z+ k$ J. p  e1 S$ s( l& xThe more you learn, the more you know,
. y" f6 h1 D1 K5 y, tThe more you know, the more you forget.
" F( G, n) @) X' X- B- fThe more you forget, the less you
6 A% i- H/ R* S  r' k. o4 Wknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
6 x1 m7 U+ t- \为什么学来着