加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) Y; `) T. f% k0 O9 Q6 M7 M, J* R: pMastercard & Visa.
9 a7 C  J: w+ U0 G7 {& `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ v. o9 w6 w6 a! ]Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
/ r, E- M. E/ m& N  H$ B要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ v5 }& @- z# r  GLove the neighbor. But don’t get
+ Q& C* I2 z+ C! E8 vcaught.
. W. c' V* n3 {& @; v# g; g6 o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
: C% F' r2 B" |" M7 W5 G5 bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
/ }( S1 Y* F. ^每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 W. V3 y" |: b" CEvery man should marry. After all,
( t) ^! V$ q- m  [- v$ V, U" I+ v- Thappiness is not the only thing in life.
" X+ f& x. J( u$ m5 z! i3 {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
( Y( [! V) f7 w+ d: OThe wise
8 H  K( k' Q" M3 O& u" Inever marry, And when they marry they become
4 \( d; d* J: j+ |4 V8 qotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
( J  H) X: D& k! qSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
# x  Z3 Q6 [% s/ atomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- O9 ?! {% r$ z! @  uLove is
2 G# N5 I2 \9 N3 a6 w1 I" k5 tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: _* t( q# E+ KChildren in
" D( s5 }5 }. f0 s" C+ Hbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# H' n+ D' I4 m- Odreams.” So go to sleep.
5 g+ a; o. j1 U: g% ?“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  _2 j$ K" }: o3 E3 K6 e. EThere should be a
: i- |7 y# W  {& s) X+ h& cbetter way to start a day than waking up every
6 k2 `, @) N6 Bmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ r# r- a: }$ q) aBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
8 [) C( F) `' ]0 I工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 C6 W* D( D* C% ]' e% c" UGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* J, U; i) M1 P6 ]When two’s
$ f7 B$ Q! f5 p5 m2 h6 q" Z  Ccompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
& m& X. r* }5 n: ~1 o( Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) z4 j0 O6 ^# Q: Zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 k2 P6 y& l. o" c4 V2 gThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 l4 P% j& Y- v( fThe more you know, the more you forget.
' [$ \5 A9 n4 w: n  J! QThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着