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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
( w* I2 ~& o" YMastercard & Visa.1 ?' k  C; b; G/ A% n. x, t
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# n& `' {; |- \( m4 f3 v/ u( a  EOne should love animals. They are 7 k& c6 G. H6 U6 i7 c+ j9 Z8 H
so tasty.
% N3 e6 {5 M/ O- f! }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: k/ I; D) q) G" x8 @Save water. Shower with your
! t  r3 t1 ?" i4 ]" ggirlfriend.* _- o9 l# o! f$ l  v
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 g% d( |$ p6 T* s3 e  ^Love the neighbor. But don’t get 4 Z! Z9 C+ M! A. \8 [# S( K
caught.
& z' [# t1 l; ^5 [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
( x$ Z/ i6 `2 b3 a! @4 U$ bBehind every successful man, there is a - K/ o+ R" H4 N$ ]
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
3 r9 T- ]2 N' D9 ttwo.0 ?4 m& Y: v" H4 q: p
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ \9 c8 A9 e1 yEvery man should marry. After all, 6 N7 ^, u  x9 L; Q8 q5 L) G$ O/ m
happiness is not the only thing in life.' ]+ Q# w5 x0 _% w' z2 Q, q7 u7 v
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。% L; Z7 \8 q' \% [6 ~) _
The wise
0 f3 q7 y* n# \0 b# x( Vnever marry, And when they marry they become ; L9 `2 \' \' r8 |- m' w
otherwise.
! f  o! l" s2 O. c+ \0 E4 [, ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 F  B  T& x2 \+ g+ M3 x! [Success is a relative term. It brings so + ?; D4 \7 G0 K
many relatives.
4 t" Z8 g( o, T7 X1 q; T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: Q) A8 H! E8 UNever put off the work till 0 m3 r3 f3 c+ h4 v2 B
tomorrow what you can put off today.) J" `) g$ b) }4 n0 P" \' d' ?! M" k
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% k3 E, Q% c- p# ~% \
Love is 6 j# h2 X% e& p4 B. m- ?# ?' N8 x
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.6 Q. L9 Y/ L. _; ^! o! E
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 M9 O! Z# I' r5 g1 h( JChildren in
1 q, J7 E! g- o. X; [backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 d) ~5 D: _+ ~$ ochildren.5 k. k; ~) ^9 C! p, M% X
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 g1 M: [! S( M9 l( c% H
“Your future depends on your
5 w/ {: }0 y( \4 w2 `1 G" cdreams.” So go to sleep.+ _( g! h9 b: N! j2 E0 }
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
- n/ a1 B% o( U5 G  U* ]There should be a
2 K* C4 `) M" R! i+ V6 _better way to start a day than waking up every
9 x- m7 b8 B& _% e" x- Fmorning.
3 ]& t) M  i9 g  E5 H( p8 k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# ^3 I6 z8 ^% ?' ]“Hard work never killed anybody.“ * i. u# o( c1 w) J
But why take the risk?
- G2 w/ B7 G! b- [! Y' c# o0 J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, z2 p2 }8 P8 t/ @7 D$ b! D. s
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ; q$ H$ @8 X8 a3 U5 @2 g0 D7 L
look at it for hours!! Z3 d3 S& f" Z% _8 e) _( ~
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。4 l! S, ~" P, O% [4 S0 n! N
God made relatives; Thank God we
. v3 n4 F# t+ g4 F& U' Z- _' Acan choose our friends.
5 `* g4 k3 Q6 Q) `! `! y) d神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. s" l7 N2 z' a  B3 ?When two’s
/ x1 S# k! q2 j1 D4 Q- P' Ocompany, three’s the result!0 M- I" |  O" r1 N& ]8 G
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& ~) R5 K. Q) v: a5 R0 ^8 FA dress is like a barbed
3 |  g" ?- u& B9 T% `! L, ^5 }- ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 @2 Q3 k4 L* U; \9 Aview.
( Q/ j& ~* m2 i( C7 m% \% D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ r1 _% p+ c$ k, f1 eThe more you learn, the more you know, 0 `9 g9 Q5 x& K- E" ^3 R3 ]0 v* V1 A
The more you know, the more you forget.
. Z* `- n1 l& H  wThe more you forget, the less you
' B7 k& j) f9 ~8 T% Uknow. So why bother to learn.
/ i, m& H% N: x' X* A: B: o' b, X9 F% a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, $ ^) ^) m: W4 J6 t; I
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