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Money is not everything. There’s 1 K- y5 N/ \& s4 ~7 @
Mastercard & Visa.
, i* u) |+ }' n7 ]3 B8 c钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 G$ ?8 m6 V( D' dOne should love animals. They are 7 q& p5 q, E0 B' |/ o
so tasty.! F% Q2 C6 F+ K' K$ Z
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% A7 I2 E4 ~' x" pSave water. Shower with your 0 r, |. d, q b% I
girlfriend.
8 ?/ @8 e; _# [9 N% Y5 y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2 w- X4 A$ _' g9 cLove the neighbor. But don’t get # t4 l9 D3 L# g2 l" B
caught.
$ b7 N0 e* h/ |, q2 [& A; C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
1 d: E% L+ e/ S7 Y- O$ [. g1 q( U, M, oBehind every successful man, there is a 9 o: B' A/ [% A9 H
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 0 u7 L+ t, F; i1 R/ R0 j
two.
. l8 R |8 T' `& [每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ f6 K3 k$ d* @' \5 p. o! T
Every man should marry. After all, * P3 h# Q! d* P$ E1 Y% w. X
happiness is not the only thing in life.4 o/ a& ~3 {; z: H2 n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 m- P+ S% j9 B/ x
The wise . I3 C/ i# [- T# x
never marry, And when they marry they become # [9 D8 K9 Z( z+ J& L% w! s" J: l
otherwise.8 q+ y5 j G1 Q0 q
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( z1 u/ N( D S+ e# m- Y3 l
Success is a relative term. It brings so
% m' t. I7 P+ k" |2 O+ |, B3 ~many relatives.
* r( p: j) o& m8 U& S; f$ @4 D) p& D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ R. w* p+ G B! _2 g; G0 CNever put off the work till & r1 B1 F2 m0 V# S$ I+ y
tomorrow what you can put off today.; i- [0 ^/ |' u/ `, ]$ A; k! h
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& N5 m0 I2 V3 D+ g* ~
Love is
- H" {7 w4 H( ~% R4 r2 F! l& C8 |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 M9 O# U4 \/ B Z0 o: P Y! Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 }( B/ p8 @# q X6 B9 Z
Children in
& h) \* l( c& {9 Nbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ z6 U; w, U7 s" Z" Xchildren.5 ~" T0 A: q ^4 g! O' t- T; |, x
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 I# o8 N3 v0 s! m6 m( M: }“Your future depends on your # l l2 G& m7 W5 U. ~
dreams.” So go to sleep.$ J0 k: J G9 Q3 f, i* S
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
( m) a x6 O3 j+ r6 t# p6 RThere should be a
# x% }# d$ Z' z- X7 Nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
: M$ r1 J! U# hmorning./ n/ y- E, u+ f6 Y5 m0 t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! r1 y) }/ Q/ m7 N# q r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& c+ q/ u' a, k$ |5 U3 T2 @But why take the risk?
, r9 C- r3 i: `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! m7 ?4 X7 w8 ?“Work fascinates me.“ I can
_- m& i0 j, H3 V5 {look at it for hours!) Q. h5 O5 M) ~4 O; g o
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 I! K6 d$ D3 F) }% d9 u, R" DGod made relatives; Thank God we 3 C6 w* a8 ~/ o2 l1 |# f b
can choose our friends.
5 G% Q. Q: ]8 @ C+ Q$ u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' w' M$ a: u* G% s3 I
When two’s 2 k* P" e A% k3 _3 X
company, three’s the result!
) m5 ~$ _9 T% C0 F6 Q7 c两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 g3 }3 I8 d5 a0 S- O' TA dress is like a barbed
# ^8 \: S Y% l" L r E Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
8 r: U/ ]5 H3 N3 t) Qview.
4 S. L$ c; f5 G$ ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* ?3 ]& C! K" t8 m" c5 g
The more you learn, the more you know, % L c1 p2 m4 ]- u& M
The more you know, the more you forget.
% v& n, i, W0 QThe more you forget, the less you 4 Z- Q2 A+ Y5 s
know. So why bother to learn.
8 ?- r7 m" w9 l9 t& e* c* [& P学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ m7 _1 G2 f; E# O为什么学来着 |
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