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Money is not everything. There’s ; k! d, N, ~: s6 b8 t, R) ~
Mastercard & Visa.
& U6 R) U$ ]" z6 C钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; Y; q; x) A6 q7 r3 g( m* pOne should love animals. They are 6 U3 @. d4 L# E1 H0 O
so tasty.
5 o9 Y5 ~. K0 ]" |7 y- Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) a Z1 U# @3 d5 [
Save water. Shower with your
+ I& T( z3 P. }5 W6 q0 ]! Ngirlfriend.
3 I1 \' a/ r n2 Z- \$ [" F; I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 H6 C$ H+ p" G& e; M* NLove the neighbor. But don’t get * O2 g* {" |/ o" |
caught.
. y! O5 M5 M2 u; G' T$ ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。5 n! ?& n6 _3 k! v+ b' A6 l7 Z
Behind every successful man, there is a - l0 _" ?# l: N/ {1 G
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are $ ]2 u# c6 ~2 p. n' v* x
two.
4 c. F9 D1 f5 T1 l6 Q+ v( B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Z" y/ \' K# \4 X+ K: }& X! `Every man should marry. After all,
$ A2 s" } L& `happiness is not the only thing in life.( @# E/ h* ^ g% ~# F8 z( ~9 d
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。* }7 @* d7 B7 Z% k* N6 v, W
The wise - Q# n6 V0 B! S b0 {
never marry, And when they marry they become
. g( {, d9 P0 r3 `: j9 F) D: Uotherwise.
) y6 z0 R6 L. K9 Z, q" @, B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; J2 j; v/ g; ~0 E ]- }% D
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 u! j" ^! F# Mmany relatives.4 |: E, E3 [( {- M
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" S% A2 \3 o; Q8 V0 ~
Never put off the work till
* @1 y6 ^" X2 |/ C; m- p1 d( A% ~tomorrow what you can put off today.( k3 x T [6 e
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。( }( m$ _( B, S" P$ Y
Love is , ^+ k2 k: X' @7 f, S8 w
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop." \9 C$ `' ]# h: j
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。! D: R7 f: |% G# J5 F
Children in ) x {# t/ Q* v' J. A; S
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% F; ]3 Z7 B3 \' v9 O: _children.9 m- w" S0 W. Y% m& i4 x2 p! I
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。4 S! y" X$ f! l2 a$ v
“Your future depends on your
! n) O# n% c; {/ e z0 f7 Mdreams.” So go to sleep.
" s2 ^, X, J ?3 }! D' D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
! v4 b! y0 r* o3 q* aThere should be a + _" @/ e* x& T; B3 V2 P
better way to start a day than waking up every
# n7 p; P8 M- |morning.
; Y2 |+ H3 @: T4 \+ L7 n$ J5 C应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
X( p" K" Y& ?9 v q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 L; V( j5 s$ J k" R# }7 DBut why take the risk?
" O* i3 y* q' B: t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 D1 a1 k3 h+ Z0 d- C
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ) S# E* K; k: }% E& b
look at it for hours!
3 d. l: ]8 M6 x) m工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。: E' w* e- |' D: i
God made relatives; Thank God we
) }5 w3 c0 ~: B$ R( \3 `" z# Y8 bcan choose our friends./ \0 ^5 X8 ], U9 `7 A# L
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. e# C& t" V. q0 c8 n' b" \4 @When two’s
! z9 n) \1 E9 v$ H+ fcompany, three’s the result!
6 {2 ~! k' T! P; j1 [两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# v% b1 G" ^" s: g" @8 M |3 p' x
A dress is like a barbed ; m! E6 X# B+ P; [) s
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' _( {) i4 g8 K0 m4 V1 ~6 nview.
; ]( i) W( r5 y1 [* i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; y$ V& }. G5 j" X+ Z' G) dThe more you learn, the more you know,
& s2 ~! T$ ?4 g+ \; p) C) f9 A/ iThe more you know, the more you forget.7 T7 ~4 W* q! a( }# G
The more you forget, the less you
7 R f- ]) X& Mknow. So why bother to learn.
% a& \& H* a2 o p; g, L+ A, l学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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