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Money is not everything. There’s & v% ?/ k. x% M; L. e
Mastercard & Visa.
* R, F) V/ H/ q* p: f1 d钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. T% u8 z/ r5 {0 Z6 r- ~9 n$ M
One should love animals. They are
. s1 u! f# f" Tso tasty.
0 k0 ?* `! T2 G; V6 s每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。0 f0 H9 ~& k* p) D+ d" h8 B
Save water. Shower with your
0 A' @4 b% _, D+ o) g+ @7 vgirlfriend./ u* ~& E: |+ X+ F% d$ Y' _ R2 B
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
8 @; p3 z! ^% t& P) wLove the neighbor. But don’t get + S `5 _$ `( R1 J9 J7 m
caught.
$ k' _; q% [5 B* S5 {* \% m! g0 e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: k0 z% L; P" d: D/ g. {, lBehind every successful man, there is a
. s) o+ c6 F& G% e5 H0 a4 ^' m% @man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
1 p% {2 m/ k6 T1 @Every man should marry. After all, ; Y1 c& T1 J. }& o
happiness is not the only thing in life.
( @3 G- t/ N& c2 N H/ a, E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% T* K, C# T( U6 h! L2 D! ]The wise
$ U4 ]! a: l5 H3 ]never marry, And when they marry they become
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& P7 i) S0 ~6 K6 F6 p6 a! `5 GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so Q+ N/ c5 S' R8 \ R+ L
many relatives.- X x4 x6 Q* Z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
* b; [6 b2 O: v* A2 p. ANever put off the work till * m$ G5 h7 I3 O; h+ f, \
tomorrow what you can put off today.
: F) Z N6 |$ M1 H9 X1 z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% ~5 T4 I6 C2 c$ V
Love is
2 y/ P3 ]# y; ~2 X' T' ~photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& p0 K/ P! D& c2 Y( h# X) ^
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 X, U2 ^- g5 P e4 ?) u1 H" ]Children in
1 }- `8 I9 G: Q) m2 o, q8 ^backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
}6 T8 @7 p7 K8 @9 k. bchildren.
f7 m& L9 M; `# @. u, Y# s! n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。5 [9 d0 b5 B1 m5 N
“Your future depends on your
9 a4 Z" x9 ~) N$ o0 A, r! u* _dreams.” So go to sleep.8 S( m0 \! l% ~3 V& y
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
* s- [1 G8 D" PThere should be a
" ]! k- R+ ^- X4 c, Q3 ?better way to start a day than waking up every
. h- _7 Q# ]; ~4 fmorning.; I8 v i' E7 j o* y( J5 r4 i
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ h r0 O! i: Y5 D% j“Hard work never killed anybody.“ . w* g) D0 U' P# x; R3 p( u9 k1 m
But why take the risk?
0 j8 s+ s, E1 r! ?努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& K) q1 _& A$ b( c1 s+ N“Work fascinates me.“ I can ! ^# D, I' E+ F
look at it for hours!0 s: Y' g# ~* g5 f4 X: d
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
' G3 `" S* K$ E7 ?, bGod made relatives; Thank God we 9 o8 e1 T, J$ F# V+ o. I6 _
can choose our friends.
) B6 U, O5 f$ S; c/ |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ m' l1 V. o: }6 iWhen two’s " e, b+ D) O2 T3 f
company, three’s the result!1 d! I% t4 [5 e) O2 h4 ?
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!) H( i* I) l3 Y1 Z6 t
A dress is like a barbed 4 T2 V ?1 I2 N& x
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。% x; u" ~7 @8 ~& p
The more you learn, the more you know, $ k2 l) x0 B. {( y, g: I
The more you know, the more you forget.1 B X8 X8 R1 E$ X
The more you forget, the less you
8 Q: D1 \' f' L: Z4 ]1 o# V, Fknow. So why bother to learn.2 |3 U. E2 U- j4 E+ Y
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 W* }$ e. |( _6 p+ q9 [8 v为什么学来着 |
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