加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
' Y( m" F4 T6 o: @& W9 q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
5 G% A  j% ^2 L: L9 p- @; y. mSave water. Shower with your
' l$ a7 z2 q2 g8 Cgirlfriend.
  R+ E2 @4 i0 _. ?4 @' ?要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: P' r7 }" f0 x# ZLove the neighbor. But don’t get
$ E: L" `4 V* N4 ^caught.
$ ^! N% A, ^- {& `5 n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
6 g! V) j3 F: k  F- f/ L; F( s+ ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
: Z" W7 X6 f# Ptwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ G3 M$ d/ ^  U: o8 [0 v. ^# lEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 f0 H. P, m6 j$ z) H% hThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* L! _  Z; C& J' W  _3 U5 SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
5 F& s4 a8 P5 H4 i# F) a3 I$ ^many relatives.
; G) a9 R6 ]7 l' O5 O  A3 v" w成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 X1 \1 C: `8 X; lNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# V# X% m! M; ]" U6 @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
+ [; P- o# d/ g' H  echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* K+ t! W; y9 e  jdreams.” So go to sleep.
9 P0 `- V' |% C- t1 I- F) M+ m“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
+ p2 p" i- w3 }8 e/ R% b8 }9 k努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  N8 e: K/ _  ~' h4 _“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
0 v: i4 p5 _4 X% }  _6 J( ^7 C工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
! J5 t' x2 ^4 v6 t: s# A& `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
' B) d. L( o5 r2 r* W7 ~  o: z: Pcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* \& B5 Y; k; C& h& _, J8 {" }A dress is like a barbed
! d* L( {8 l8 H" r3 Xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 i; A$ O. Q' g8 J# Wview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 }) w) s; X+ n6 ]3 f8 wThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着