加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
. v( v- C6 ]1 J9 x$ ]! C/ WMastercard & Visa.
* M0 |& G- }* ^4 @+ Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
3 Y" D0 [$ Z& A5 Z; iOne should love animals. They are
$ }3 [8 A; o% i! p2 x1 v) ^so tasty.
1 {8 @4 R% S! x. r. d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" T6 e0 \! x% B3 Ogirlfriend.
8 h8 G; P6 p/ S! A7 Y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 Q0 l5 v  f! T. S: a0 K" hLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 H& L  C4 L" v3 e! w9 k  eBehind every successful man, there is a
' y# k5 R8 V! r- o2 zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 \9 J+ I4 k. E! X+ c8 W; u  B  Ytwo.
0 y" n, N  ?  q6 [/ p; i% _每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 Z: K. }8 J% N% s* wEvery man should marry. After all,
9 U. u7 x/ c( u* y  }; {& V+ Uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 j$ I$ g/ q; b, Z2 c6 @5 ZThe wise
5 p: O( d# v- f2 F  u0 `+ knever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
' I7 i" v, v4 `. K. n  T聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
  u8 N! T! J* b* Otomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# A3 Z7 i0 L7 I3 e4 uLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) ?- ~+ |  }  N% ]6 h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
4 r2 M- Y) g  ?7 L5 R; h' qdreams.” So go to sleep.
+ x4 l3 k0 @# F# ~, a“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 Z+ k1 ^; o) r6 C0 MThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! V; f9 o* F* r  R) lBut why take the risk?
  C& C1 G0 s. k3 T- K+ [/ g0 {+ V努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! n' j' ?$ R% W8 `; A“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 u7 l) B% w/ [3 c: ]; u9 H$ Klook at it for hours!
4 t) r( B7 H7 w工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ b( `# ^: W- a$ P" I% U0 E# aGod made relatives; Thank God we
; x) P7 b6 y/ O- L2 L, x7 _! hcan choose our friends.
+ o3 X2 F" Y3 q8 h; A神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
- _& B, K+ Y% k+ \2 Fcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 D# V6 D" v7 g% x4 bA dress is like a barbed
+ [) E: l, I2 Y* g2 Y$ pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 d$ D* ]  j$ F( i6 d2 D  r% aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! O( Y& f5 p+ [9 R# X4 rThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
- a4 [  W3 a8 h8 t5 G# E8 |8 x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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