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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
2 r+ y5 O% s7 a9 sMastercard & Visa.8 x4 P5 O4 S7 q9 D
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 b8 _$ X6 C( VOne should love animals. They are
  V# w8 _% a' A, B3 \so tasty.3 |3 x8 b9 F9 D! M$ \$ R2 d
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。# a( k( D$ [- W: }! s  M; Q% s
Save water. Shower with your
" d2 P; a6 q' d* n6 [girlfriend.
/ f% e+ w+ r2 Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 j1 u4 r3 r/ L: q) p0 iLove the neighbor. But don’t get ! {) M, z" K3 M) L
caught.
% K7 W8 O4 b/ k1 `1 \+ |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。* {! l' _3 S6 w+ U$ }  e$ w! S
Behind every successful man, there is a
" W3 j7 C) S6 n/ m$ L! C4 Yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# R* c! D- r: ltwo.9 {, o6 `, [0 r0 M4 ]# `2 [# s
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- b$ l# ~7 e4 g: `3 S" nEvery man should marry. After all,
+ k' j6 l: K; J* G+ j7 shappiness is not the only thing in life.5 |5 g9 W# m% ]1 Q, Y. I
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。: a9 m5 v" u) D( S/ Z
The wise
. ]; S0 V1 F$ l9 Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
$ u" p# z$ ~: ?: C- k  x1 qotherwise.
5 g2 ]7 G6 A; t  R  `; S' y聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' `/ v9 ^/ N( ^# M* A5 b1 S
Success is a relative term. It brings so 7 N( g# s' l2 R% X4 x5 G: }# V% a
many relatives.
( \- W8 L; A0 e5 h3 x5 e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: y2 U$ a. W5 E( l/ `4 a4 X4 iNever put off the work till 9 S% A) O+ z, ~. Z0 \
tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 i7 t! m( H8 z' _, W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! ?+ ^3 }/ {0 Q3 n2 lLove is
+ ?3 F1 O( B8 s0 nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' f' ^) k6 D, n% t( H$ P$ ]( f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。' M! h8 G0 _7 v0 M) A: O- m- @0 w
Children in
) s2 q% n; \* d. f  abackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 T) G  X( T% Z  Y. |children.; s1 {  n! Y+ ?, t
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 i0 o9 @4 ~% k8 N! I& a! X5 v8 N( h“Your future depends on your 1 |2 l9 d  ]. c& p% b. Z
dreams.” So go to sleep.
6 m# @" I" i; r- K0 \8 k1 m“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 I6 ?$ b2 ]/ X5 N/ x3 E. R* A1 R+ h
There should be a
6 A3 u% f  L& v! H7 ybetter way to start a day than waking up every 6 p, m7 Q# D. v/ N+ p7 N2 b! m+ j
morning.
8 X! n, z6 u/ l- O+ K# h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* G6 r; P4 l" r$ m; {  i
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; E. k: h7 k0 y/ hBut why take the risk?6 |+ c6 P8 x5 d- _; w- p
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。# e' z) H# f: P; J# N, B
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ) X* A) u: F( D% {/ y; E" |
look at it for hours!
* b8 {: t- |# o6 p8 _, u3 i6 w4 u工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。; v* q4 K3 A) ^) A! j
God made relatives; Thank God we
) K$ v0 c, N6 Fcan choose our friends./ Y1 X! K7 }  N7 }& x
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 z3 K* f5 v7 CWhen two’s
2 w+ u; c0 A0 S. q8 `% Rcompany, three’s the result!8 S" e# W) v( a
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 s% x3 \; Z* _A dress is like a barbed # i! \5 N9 B; O2 W7 M5 t& x. a  ?
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* m$ k8 C/ q2 |/ X! a  U% wview.
8 R# {; H  E( O. b: |, R9 Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ c4 w9 m; t  m, g" E* \. I$ X
The more you learn, the more you know,
& f+ R5 a" e  j7 ]& N- rThe more you know, the more you forget.
- A# S! m, I3 d* z0 Y, ~The more you forget, the less you
; C- i! D; Z, o' F' z1 pknow. So why bother to learn.
8 @; h1 ]( V5 J6 Z2 Y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 3 b% }( m+ G. q7 Y; t& b4 x6 a
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