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Money is not everything. There’s
* I$ H0 Y. |% J! f* T& oMastercard & Visa.
0 [2 S# V& G4 |) y# w% \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' B& [& x% s G$ f6 {/ V, Z; S/ Z
One should love animals. They are
% ^ T# E: H# B t' N8 y) x9 Iso tasty.
; U' c8 k5 f6 u( ]2 `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 j& [ a; V2 A' c: D2 Q& }3 zSave water. Shower with your 4 o" N' c) R/ I$ [9 K/ j
girlfriend.
, ?$ l9 u3 z& l& l' F* }3 b( r5 K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。$ w+ V y2 H' S' M' n. p# `4 i0 ^
Love the neighbor. But don’t get * D) `: v% N8 q
caught.
9 s% O; i1 h8 X+ N4 u! P% c' i2 H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。3 m0 N+ V( {5 o, Q" R
Behind every successful man, there is a 4 T, v. j, g2 t7 O* Y; j$ ?" g. _$ }; q
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 3 n( J) Y3 t. y* I3 m* }
two.
8 y. C- M0 y; w2 L j4 S2 p每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ X# \$ U8 D& Q1 v& c, Q
Every man should marry. After all,
0 X7 ?7 ~, Z3 X7 _0 S. \' P, i, ^happiness is not the only thing in life./ p' p2 f% c0 L( f& `3 M2 ~
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, a+ V' @9 \- {0 _ T1 T' u& r5 y y
The wise
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otherwise.
9 L4 y/ W# \ p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
9 U4 [8 \8 l! w M. }# ]8 n" {5 OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# P5 B) e4 h ?, V( Rmany relatives.
6 k5 z& c$ R, ?: t+ g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。1 }+ @5 H9 w; ^" ~ f/ t& {1 |& r# E
Never put off the work till
' S1 b& d4 W' W$ z3 btomorrow what you can put off today.
; A% _8 W# o3 S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
, K8 E% h0 W+ q; rLove is & ?4 T5 X+ R8 ]$ U4 K; Y
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ K- G* {. X/ {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 e# M8 p, g& M) UChildren in 5 Q/ @ S7 Z3 P* A
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 c d) n: @' v; x. V# B" ~“Your future depends on your ( m, c7 y5 Q$ z
dreams.” So go to sleep.
* Y; `7 l( t1 R% Q: Z6 {# I8 Q9 i7 f“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% D; F- B* k" b* D$ J' k1 _$ ]6 j
There should be a
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morning. ]+ S5 T* _9 e. F s
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
4 {) T; x! z4 B0 M$ L4 r% L' `9 F“Hard work never killed anybody.“ , \9 \2 p! j$ L9 w9 M( J& U' G
But why take the risk?
3 ^8 H$ r( _- F5 Z) b& n7 a: [努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。- K+ o. g* n" g0 t( j
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 1 [3 M" e: M* ^( T3 X. T0 P: O5 w
look at it for hours!9 \0 q) F4 x% B
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
! v- ]9 u+ k" L. V9 ^God made relatives; Thank God we 0 P' j3 @$ t0 x
can choose our friends.
" X3 z- h- p/ F6 F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' V3 X5 b6 `. Z+ ~9 a2 _ d* P3 m
When two’s
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 f' }$ Z# y( L" Q* n; d
A dress is like a barbed 4 \' _4 I: x( V) U: i6 \) h' e
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the : `8 ^" y+ o/ c) p
view.
% x; ]7 @7 m) h5 @* N; ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ a. a. r$ B, s5 L6 |9 S8 s* o, B
The more you learn, the more you know,
8 g/ b a# @& T1 I- F" m% y$ j; nThe more you know, the more you forget.5 i) d! C' q; P5 z: t
The more you forget, the less you
7 `- g& e# D+ lknow. So why bother to learn.
4 X# h; W! T1 c$ `5 Y/ w# y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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