加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
5 ~7 Z1 P" C& P: z, @8 e7 jMastercard & Visa.
( |- ~7 C' k/ Z: n& Z* D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  J2 T) K2 k$ P5 ]8 nOne should love animals. They are
7 I. I) `2 U$ h: tso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 O+ f: {9 L$ Y' N9 [5 h0 oSave water. Shower with your
/ @( |$ X  i5 F9 H, k7 V; S& pgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 }7 |" u( w/ [/ tLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
& `' \8 R! q6 @1 g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& i2 e' w( x; ~Behind every successful man, there is a
- a: U' u" o: }) `man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
2 S% ^) w) Q. T4 A  t每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 v* O" g" R- s2 ?The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 \3 f7 k% J' n1 F9 h9 d+ Totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' W& x* x8 |, H# C! |: VSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 |# y; X/ }( c2 u. D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. I: i5 z4 t. D" ztomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 M. h% `* B4 |! H, p7 z' [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 b6 P* K- ~$ B6 z  D0 v( S. VChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 t6 F8 W# X. r  Dchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% E3 }% P8 A* n- {( E( s. @1 A5 S' A! ^There should be a
# i1 _$ _& d0 a* U7 Dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
, J2 W2 m: Z9 T. ^$ c! ]morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* T) T4 D7 g* p) W/ [$ eBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) N) [; r7 @5 M“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
; O+ v  Y& p: U7 o0 r! V% fcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ M" x& B5 k9 \( x9 E( UA dress is like a barbed
& S- [. m- r+ o3 ]fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
5 J' Y6 G4 Z0 T2 C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
$ j, i# E" u% t% AThe more you know, the more you forget.
3 X! t/ ^9 S" t+ Q& t. u+ nThe more you forget, the less you
, W, n" d& T/ ]. q( i* c3 S* p3 wknow. So why bother to learn.
2 J! b6 _2 ?/ v: w# V  O! X学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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