加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
) R; B# r2 B2 p* x) o* f1 Y1 Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 d- p! S' g: e& dso tasty.
/ }% [2 f$ _% @0 {( O, K: @. n  ^( ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 h9 t: f  ^% r* O! U! W; Z: gSave water. Shower with your
) [) M# s; J4 g+ s! [8 xgirlfriend.
8 N! d0 K; Z) m2 o8 q. H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 F/ }7 X% G. ^( {  G/ x- Q  ULove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( Q/ Q. ?4 C2 j: O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
: g$ r: H1 J' gman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
; e" q% ?& H3 g% _0 d每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" W" B5 Y% N" A! Q. GEvery man should marry. After all,
% B+ t0 Q$ i) R. u4 nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
! e2 V: G( k1 H. U& t, W8 ]. O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
; Z' S% v$ k9 @+ l0 P4 mnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
& ^4 _  _) W$ P. f4 _聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ v0 s  ^% [; y& TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
, Z  P% r4 k! r9 v( `6 Utomorrow what you can put off today.
: C& @! W" B. k3 L! o不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ u* R1 {" o4 k- u  qChildren in
. ^. L+ O2 C( m1 r$ B& s  Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% ?6 P: C$ r$ a/ O1 uchildren.
5 n0 C& }* [" j7 B* C/ x0 n# @  V* |后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- q1 ]8 m8 e% G3 N# _“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 E6 W3 g8 I9 N5 ?( N! U9 d4 h“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ Z+ x% N$ I5 c2 }. K8 @  |/ r, f9 C& LThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
4 d4 s! C# ~( X/ j4 Hmorning.
- v: j4 V* y- m# e# |! G应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 }% ]6 t: B) G) v3 H& {! q" }& r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) t3 m1 p( A  T+ c; b1 m* j) EBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( G2 p: g) A  v& \3 L& i2 j. }“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 p5 \4 L6 A: f5 I- T& j" ^look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
$ e: Y+ p) c+ A. ^- M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& i! P9 q. s- B: Q5 vWhen two’s
, C0 Q+ e) N# x: T; wcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 K2 j6 u8 I0 `; e2 U: s% O/ BA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
" X' w# h9 g0 B  aThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: `: h8 ?+ ?& }- N( K# q为什么学来着