加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
, [+ O" Q. X  J$ T! T, Z; L. u2 zMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
1 y  p1 H+ U! X$ R6 FOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 k3 U0 H$ ~& ^4 F! X. s  @girlfriend.
: l) I" |2 a3 s4 {* I1 p要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
. O7 `0 U% S4 I$ A+ \man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
5 }4 D; T. |* i$ r5 E" ]) D( e4 B每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
: j; X/ d; }# `$ a, U- qEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ a5 |. e" ?" L6 Z/ v再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ F3 \. E8 J- F; Eotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# V4 p& k: s6 s5 c& j+ V% o7 wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
2 h& ^4 d' z5 f5 o$ }& Y- c9 z- O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
# y4 K, s! m4 s' V# }( [5 fphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" v# c" `9 o$ x" l爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
$ Y1 ^( S! f# F7 S7 c" P3 k4 {; M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
7 Z: H! y+ [2 Z0 Y/ h2 zbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* {# j; _. C* d; R* P“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* K6 U5 _) H: ^( d  A- V8 N& tBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 G4 s! @# T1 F9 i# ]3 T: m“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
1 v& [4 G# Y! \& T4 s* m, G' F$ t2 M, \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
( C& H+ z+ C9 X( Y- h7 o+ ZWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 U% L* Y, s7 q9 n7 @3 K) x6 MA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
, J; g  u9 e6 f: Y9 D/ K! y/ G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% U- D( f* \" qThe more you learn, the more you know,
! u. Y* a9 }' l0 v! K; \The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
( \5 E) G# n9 hknow. So why bother to learn.
- E, X) d* v) ~; ?: H学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' K( ]! [/ P+ o* u为什么学来着