加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
4 k9 `% j% ~: r- l3 l/ D$ VMastercard & Visa.
% Y, R2 A9 h- f8 ~8 ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 y2 t. B% M. c9 _6 xso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
5 }) c7 k% S# Z# s, I7 H- C, {girlfriend.
" p. f6 O/ f) p6 h/ ^要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 d7 s8 R. G. q# b8 f1 Z7 sLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 g6 Y2 K% W$ n, N& rcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: _4 b0 R9 w( n( ~7 E9 [Behind every successful man, there is a
' }( R7 M( e& R. ]man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 I4 w! R1 W* {# ]7 \再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 R+ R* S+ U! Q% k! cThe wise
. c! Q" t. O! S& {never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
1 ]2 v% q9 U% v8 `' S2 nNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 k9 ]+ u! u/ Z. m5 X3 |不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 A1 G+ {9 b" E7 h! C! k爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 W3 U+ F9 O1 X6 hchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
% |+ v8 S' n% ?8 {# odreams.” So go to sleep.
! ]6 l9 I) D' N! \2 @1 p7 [( m“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
, o5 Z6 ^7 a. j, V4 q+ c3 }8 {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
' r: ^3 W3 P# s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
1 y. o8 j0 u% s$ k. S# Z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 B, b4 e. ?. H1 W' j. L  BWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" {+ @7 M8 S( I. N1 S& I% g' Dview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
' E5 L8 F- m" B6 T" f8 A5 pThe more you forget, the less you
6 f6 ~$ F7 v: Z: @, g) {$ p" p( @9 fknow. So why bother to learn.
4 G9 x4 r7 {! X+ X' d+ G7 w+ b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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