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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 1 B6 o9 |1 e2 z/ i
Mastercard & Visa.4 I, E: V: \- H# x0 h' ]8 t7 Z" W
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& p  b3 V# y, B. JOne should love animals. They are 0 H! @- ]" u9 T# g! P
so tasty.
  X1 |; e0 t" Q$ R0 C# C/ M& ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: ]$ M4 g- K5 |' w3 t& ?Save water. Shower with your
3 E, n  Q. ^6 k6 `2 }' G* Igirlfriend.# H8 T- d5 Q7 k
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。& d% p- p8 t& ]* m" H
Love the neighbor. But don’t get " u# L' J3 F8 m9 A5 X3 D
caught.
6 Z5 y6 ^# D. Q6 @7 C要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 f2 Q5 E7 u% G, h% }
Behind every successful man, there is a 1 Q4 A% t% P5 |' h
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" B' ]' v& x) [two.
. b3 q% h3 ?# y. h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
  M4 P( C) \- x& SEvery man should marry. After all, 6 T! M1 q5 _& ]0 C
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 P8 ]& O: g& k& C1 ^) Z* J( Y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* @# _9 p+ R4 h7 [) K6 I- hThe wise : d% Z+ ^3 z' i: \. s
never marry, And when they marry they become
/ l0 \* p: ?8 @/ H# F! notherwise.
' s# {( `* q2 c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ V2 `- |& t1 \( G+ E: @
Success is a relative term. It brings so % i% q* P  l  K$ l
many relatives.+ G9 T' }: V1 ?" ]- ~
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( T3 |- w* }  g0 T
Never put off the work till : Q0 L# I$ S" a; {7 ?$ y* L' K
tomorrow what you can put off today.
, P1 w3 _/ a+ R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 T/ ^$ ]4 g0 I( q) cLove is
9 E; j0 C8 @4 xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 n0 W! G0 J9 c( s3 g! X$ d$ L2 w爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 G8 d2 X9 u9 ?. O% S+ N; A, vChildren in - S5 v7 ?9 h. q6 o% p8 ~. @/ j# `
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 6 u: b) m- z+ x
children.
7 h1 K6 }* j( Y4 Y6 [4 }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& L$ [+ B( _; ?3 J$ }“Your future depends on your : y0 O) q' G" H& H' E0 I1 }& D
dreams.” So go to sleep.
8 V6 f' {' J0 Z: w: `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
) n% h" M7 ]. K) T8 `' P3 W; ^- l( K/ w9 bThere should be a
$ s$ f1 I5 n* R4 M; a: u7 Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
/ n0 J6 _+ f3 R( Xmorning.6 L4 H! W  E' E6 x( P5 K$ r
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
0 \7 c" g, Q: }5 e# |0 k“Hard work never killed anybody.“ ( i  c) G0 W- {3 C! j) |. D+ ~& S% `
But why take the risk?
& B+ U' L$ P' V& i/ V: O努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 N1 D$ @1 t, S  H7 w“Work fascinates me.“ I can 7 _$ _) T) r% L' I: }" O& {7 b
look at it for hours!
% o! O$ @+ \0 g# r工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。7 j, {9 y( [1 q) I9 s
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 x! Q  W' H& P; Gcan choose our friends." }  e+ p4 N3 X. ?
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
# S7 W# Q; n2 L. Y  C( OWhen two’s / z( }6 E. A9 O* ?) O. E
company, three’s the result!
9 v4 G9 P8 N' |7 ]. `' ~两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ o% T( }" `' v0 K) PA dress is like a barbed   c3 ?9 A, n8 F
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the , N- m1 K0 a0 y! \6 ~) F9 L
view.8 w4 e8 p+ O2 Q- g4 K
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 B& F3 Z, _* m+ M* n% k5 T7 ^The more you learn, the more you know,
, d) i& f' }* D/ ?- U( iThe more you know, the more you forget.
) d6 H. \8 s! d7 [8 QThe more you forget, the less you 4 \! p; J5 e( B# b8 `( m5 R$ @
know. So why bother to learn.5 t2 ]  e' |- m7 n" ?
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,   F- J5 O& I) b- {
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