加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
9 q. P( z2 S9 d' B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
! E# h. [  q5 |* Z/ o% qgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
+ k2 h1 u, S8 P7 l1 d( G( n: P7 n2 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" }3 S1 p; k. cBehind every successful man, there is a
8 \5 H0 _$ K/ z$ O. g- Nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 C! r" L# [+ T# x5 X% k6 wEvery man should marry. After all,
* O3 k  _" v; B* o+ @+ a7 yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 O( e' j2 L. g: ]The wise
% C2 Y; R! L2 |, `3 unever marry, And when they marry they become
8 B( u+ A# ^9 @! @& M9 }otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 N, m3 E3 \, F* {- x& t/ {Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 S- o& h  M  omany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
3 V: a( U  p% Wtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, T+ H7 N2 F. ?4 ?7 j. }photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 B  I/ u, k" c+ b: V7 E) Z5 I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
# ^1 z% E8 m6 Z0 r  i4 d% rChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) k# G7 y& m, k3 d* d2 U8 r5 f6 w/ g“Your future depends on your
3 `; v! Y  H% R+ c$ s4 @# xdreams.” So go to sleep.
9 s) t* f+ R* ~. C1 s* r, y4 g“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
  v! n1 T3 S7 Q, D! x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; e8 Y+ `: B3 v# p  B) J: \But why take the risk?
4 _  U- `) m$ f/ Q9 @努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# G9 I3 I& i8 P0 [+ S4 D“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 F# y3 V! ?5 X, @/ |. d' ulook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 D" O0 X& w  z# d0 s: p+ g5 YGod made relatives; Thank God we
) S, k3 R: g( d  Ocan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
# W$ J! r- a! Y" z- S+ q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% t4 S$ G; n8 P3 M5 ~) `A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
$ [6 T# v- t6 E9 T服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 ^8 T3 z. G# u1 zThe more you know, the more you forget.
- b$ T( |8 a6 h. D  e1 f( AThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
4 |! @, j" q* a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着