加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
6 N$ z" Y$ a7 r; \& R- w( ]; ], u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
" P  P7 a. y& Y' P. k4 n2 z1 S3 t" `so tasty.
5 m, j- e6 C9 J5 A& N每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! D9 x8 A! U8 {: jSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
2 D! i2 A9 Y" H3 j! U( U  O要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 q# M2 I* H0 n7 SBehind every successful man, there is a
0 X1 ~$ }+ l- a: Vman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
7 [) o) O) t0 n8 U4 T9 nEvery man should marry. After all,
% W/ k( g9 o1 M# D5 }/ Q. S+ E4 D: shappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
4 M; ]- L- ]; pnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
% f7 o9 ^/ B: V. ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
, N4 `* Z) r  g: Ymany relatives.
5 X, X4 K% n& V, v' M2 M: J成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ z1 i3 X+ ~, w- m' ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ _$ L9 L+ c! \" n) \7 K5 o& vLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# \& n/ U8 N- t! Z+ A) s8 J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
3 U- l( S* N6 _5 `" P2 r% K4 zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 A" M, O5 Y" _% B4 y9 i+ [( iThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 P6 C1 D1 m  Z. q: H. ^" nmorning.
" F  ]1 z  D* ^- P) J' C应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  {6 ?0 X  |3 ?) c“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 ^+ T( G, f2 e8 z% Slook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ G, e$ |6 J& a神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  [3 t6 n" ]& {( CWhen two’s
8 G: T" l9 n/ x( F2 h! kcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
( _1 a' M! \. ^( q5 K+ Vfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! D( Z" f4 D. _8 MThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 ^0 Y+ I) {" C8 @The more you forget, the less you
+ Y, n5 E8 s0 t, A/ L" W' Aknow. So why bother to learn.
8 }' j. ~% o5 {1 N1 N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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