加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
2 S& {* t7 |1 w' k7 W) W! W8 z! |1 LMastercard & Visa.
( y$ u4 @  L- S7 S; o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" j8 S; I" T/ D" NOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
* s% x2 M2 W. O( C! I+ U2 {/ w0 W# Igirlfriend.
4 P" _2 o9 N8 @! r  t+ O要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! r! y- C6 R1 ?2 NEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
% N! Q, G* C( L% Potherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
8 J4 H0 {* v. e7 emany relatives.
" s8 Q5 h0 x# [# E3 P  a1 H成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
3 L# ]0 I% ^2 R% e) z: A& F+ [tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, }: M% H; @# Z% r5 zChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 n& q6 [& r. n# Q- @. abetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& i) e5 G! Z4 }; C" T+ _But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 m( Y+ {, S' Y$ e. q# ^' d1 n“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 m7 G6 a0 ^% s6 alook at it for hours!
  j* t3 R/ Q+ I: R! i5 K6 U工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  x: ^3 p$ Q" Q6 d" xGod made relatives; Thank God we
8 T% Y6 J. L  d! h8 o: B4 Scan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; i' F  _) }/ K* r/ eWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
1 e* ~4 Y7 v2 R' W两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" [: O! w5 l  h9 r6 R. F& e. iA dress is like a barbed
$ G, j: v3 k, rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
9 P# P( [' V. OThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
4 v! @& J" L5 p+ w& G* m) h9 P学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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