加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
& Z( U3 ^( Z7 ~9 A5 A3 T! O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 S- ^5 H, C+ COne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; R( q# b, Q4 q( `Save water. Shower with your
) v* n' |( l, x! D3 _girlfriend.
- e( `  |) z5 O0 |* L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' M5 J% p  o! W& J- RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
' v0 s& @, R8 O& U4 _caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 `4 M8 g6 ~: r0 ZBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 [& n! U! k2 N2 r  q# htwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
2 P) Z! m: l4 t3 @happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
8 _( \% P, w; ]1 q9 f, f2 J3 Onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
# N# r8 s' i6 S5 @0 x* _聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 ^/ p1 F+ ?' {# _/ }Success is a relative term. It brings so
' b/ ^7 C* z& @6 p4 Umany relatives.
) a7 Y* @1 y( U/ M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. N3 e, b- S$ a8 k# l' `Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# _  |, a, A) fchildren.
4 f) l' m" G. z/ x后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 g$ C; m! [  w6 B! gThere should be a
% I* a7 P5 v# U) X) r1 S  ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% ~* }  M* F* [* O# J3 @2 x* a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
$ p. W* l' i  Z5 L5 _, a努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' f( D, D) Z; A& ^7 flook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' }' P7 q8 v& m0 [& y, u/ Wcan choose our friends.
- C7 h; b+ G7 M5 a9 c神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+ |. x% u6 f. `" U: Y: EWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# Z* g* m) B" @5 d8 w! f& XA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
8 D- \- L% y! q9 c5 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 _' ]! s1 n5 u# x9 u' }) IThe more you learn, the more you know,
" ]( Y2 o5 R5 X/ C1 `8 k! _0 c  O1 vThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
% h9 o  T7 ?" W% G: ?. K! g& Xknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' O5 U# O# k# n1 o, ]为什么学来着