加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  m$ e/ Z9 b' J7 D! k* G2 S+ T! _要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, W* j/ z& U8 b3 icaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 n6 O: v1 e) x* n6 Ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 `4 W. m" S$ m1 S  m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# O- f7 M: C& @many relatives.
2 R( P! j$ t& E# v4 O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" V; ]8 V# r+ o$ K- R0 ?7 {Never put off the work till
+ O7 l' }7 O2 _; p/ d: Y) Xtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 `2 d, @9 b7 z% X- ~: p7 k1 ]6 ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
. p. T9 |+ i9 qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
& s+ m( X7 p$ W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: e. s4 T: Q  g; N6 F8 l“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ d; o8 v, b( z7 i& nThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- s/ }3 C6 q5 N- ~* \& {. ^0 _“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 z/ h( E  f% {1 Nlook at it for hours!
; T: l% D, k8 Z( D2 e% D工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' V; S% T$ t: n1 \can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ o4 t5 S8 G! \5 d( `fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ t! k5 p- U" X& ]view.
9 B* i( E+ A/ |4 I; e' D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
; p8 C* F0 a% v$ gThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 m/ E3 A9 y4 i9 zThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
" s& u1 t5 x9 E: p) T& C! p学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 B4 b( R& x+ Q) w8 q8 Y( }为什么学来着