加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
/ R8 N' S/ V5 E; UMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 Q# s3 g4 g, i9 g4 }so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# C: b7 ~% O- ySave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ ]2 U, Z( d* k! t3 x) iLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
" o9 m4 G* V5 I4 X6 Q# P7 R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 T  J0 ]5 [: d" N8 Q" k% zBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
2 X) O  s9 B. r2 L3 q9 [7 q. S: g$ O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
& j/ e; e/ e" w/ t% u. Ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
5 q. S9 R  A, N+ d, ]) Z( snever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
5 A; t; O- C0 N% X. ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
" V- t: }9 a  t- u5 BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 I% R, H& c. d5 y3 mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) y4 a5 J9 |1 Z0 t0 l. |( ^Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 ~+ a0 M' |) gLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 D( `9 G2 Y" U9 E& xchildren.
! x/ Z' {) m3 d5 Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
: p9 m4 k9 Z, ?/ b8 b, ?“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
5 `, ^) y- g0 f" G7 g0 r1 abetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
9 @" R  G3 P3 F2 @# T, c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 x* O7 N6 q3 Y' k5 f- Y& r“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
1 A2 I7 H3 a1 ?! H2 h工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
( H3 u* y4 e2 k- l  [/ z3 W( dcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 b8 _# ^7 r5 B( GA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. y$ J  k; {3 d" v# Lview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
* D0 a- z- @+ C- tknow. So why bother to learn.
9 q; Z' F* W% u+ @1 s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ L3 [/ ?3 E. {; O为什么学来着