加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
% `5 i( U  c: P* H3 ^so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
% u# g& v( D: c. n5 N8 m; @+ X3 I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
0 o+ o( Z2 i3 S5 ocaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ e9 K5 O' Z% z8 B% P6 kBehind every successful man, there is a
' e. a' C9 C; j, T# o* j. sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 U9 T  n; @$ ?3 z$ `; b/ r. Ttwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 a6 l4 l" b7 hThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
& x! P( y' m: x$ v- W$ vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 O8 O' b+ u+ Y& C5 `( WNever put off the work till
# _9 C4 Z# U6 T# @; p* Ptomorrow what you can put off today.
9 W0 Y% b" g7 C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
4 P) u+ l% w8 A0 C. D* |1 Hphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) L+ k1 k1 n/ p( f8 F2 M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
8 K8 ~3 V4 u3 A$ `" EChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 x1 t+ F2 ~+ zchildren.
7 A% Q! x+ |; D9 M, Y1 g后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! k0 G* g, l/ w+ {7 k“Your future depends on your
2 ]6 n& l/ L4 V3 A. kdreams.” So go to sleep.
5 B$ X& m& T* Z! \/ f: Q: Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ a# @% ^4 H5 U$ F9 G$ S+ IThere should be a
; n+ k0 |" J7 B6 _better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# M' W/ \! `/ J9 v/ \* P6 u“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 z8 U& H. L* p0 a  f% r, D9 Wlook at it for hours!
* z& _+ G9 w  m* E' e3 ?5 ?& w) G工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 D  Z! x7 I& R/ W, |God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ d) W# |4 H* |2 y( S; c+ D$ u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
  k/ Y6 @% R* N1 ^6 V两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
6 _6 d! u6 |4 W! D4 Dfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ ~9 `  E0 v5 _4 Q6 _' Nview.
8 {$ ~7 C) c4 d3 ?4 T+ b! s% S2 i/ p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
5 k( }5 c6 g1 v- `1 v7 OThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
4 [0 f2 o6 ?3 I9 I, @为什么学来着