加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
& ?# }1 I' v6 |$ |: w5 c9 ZMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" I) W& w& w$ c' j# F7 hOne should love animals. They are
/ i9 X6 P/ `8 _& T" n7 b( `so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
% j" B2 H+ V& G$ t! W: \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 j7 }) Y3 y3 K, j! kLove the neighbor. But don’t get
& N1 N5 s4 V  x3 rcaught.
, D0 S; M" S$ t要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
: |: G( N0 b+ I* R8 zBehind every successful man, there is a
- _5 Q0 ^5 S: _+ k/ C& b+ t' Y' zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
  C' Q3 R" m- \: k$ S. m( ^5 U2 N$ q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 B9 [1 g+ n2 G1 `2 r! zEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
5 o" p7 W  b1 L; M8 x: zotherwise.
) f3 Y/ c2 P% }  d( I1 [聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: d1 G* f' V. G' }  y+ D7 P/ aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
+ L; T  v2 D' ~$ k# n. Fmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 s) n9 n/ g+ o& o$ [' y5 NNever put off the work till
+ C! p" d- e% ^$ b: R; @2 m8 ]. E  etomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
8 x4 [( ~) H1 k# K9 o  q- j! Jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
# a! d; V  O% m6 }3 I5 d1 h4 xbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
, k/ e8 A% M# B! S- g& A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
& y& s4 Q0 S' n* T“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) I& }# i: N3 N: A, c) Z. U0 D5 w5 u8 G“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  X0 p! L( U5 P- S' D0 [But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: A$ L' C) ~, q/ y6 ^  |) U“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
% i- B* Y6 Z' O& _; @can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 r" c2 [2 T( r- rWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 u! p# x4 l, H  N8 h! K% ?* N& IA dress is like a barbed
# O) j+ p% w" Q# W3 ~" kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
) w% d. ^, W: p, l& u: r7 T% _服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
, R1 F" F! T* \: ?The more you know, the more you forget.
7 ?3 X8 d2 X1 I/ TThe more you forget, the less you
! w: w  w" E( Zknow. So why bother to learn.
0 z1 i1 j+ u' i% t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着