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Money is not everything. There’s 4 D/ a% I( U) {9 |) }; y5 R
Mastercard & Visa.
; B5 w* q3 h8 y: s) J {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) j _; M3 N% a7 lOne should love animals. They are
! G4 I, w [+ W8 Mso tasty.& A5 T1 B- M% z% S- H; e" Y2 J: Z
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# @1 t9 g, `2 E$ z% u0 H( qSave water. Shower with your 8 u( g* e: U7 p$ s! ~5 K
girlfriend.! L- O- {6 e! D8 l; l# n
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* w9 ^ r3 `# N1 RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
0 j' k' E% b9 i: n3 tcaught.
' T' M9 [* W S( t N$ R# M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ K! A L6 K5 wBehind every successful man, there is a , l/ e' U2 r, N
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ Y0 |" V, q+ Q2 N9 I' q0 \% \/ _( gtwo.
2 Z G3 ^* U+ G0 `. ^7 v每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. M* C5 ]- j. ] ?. ?* K
Every man should marry. After all, + X, c& [7 H' L
happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ l3 \- B9 R4 L7 f3 j) S2 H4 q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. f( v" l1 t0 I
The wise
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otherwise.7 b) o" [* T3 G$ v: T/ q, {3 j7 i
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' ~, S& ]- O2 U' }Success is a relative term. It brings so ( b' }, l8 P3 n$ @9 V; ~* d$ g7 e
many relatives.% z; |) Y# S( e
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ a" |; w: n3 Q; cNever put off the work till
; c* y! P* A( A9 s; V- z: y$ B+ Stomorrow what you can put off today.
1 ]( S$ Q& \; K& C5 b( q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。: ]8 X8 ^& k s2 @% Q
Love is
$ m- f8 W) f" r6 `0 Gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( v+ o* n9 e$ O! d* |爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。; G. b' S7 H" e5 o
Children in 5 a9 ?' L. {8 u0 A) q6 w$ ]
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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. l% b" f. }) [; ]+ }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 `' D& |$ Q* s0 w6 x) e/ [“Your future depends on your 4 u# [' t1 W! Q; ^
dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ \; i+ M1 n/ f: E/ s' }* K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
# u. P$ Q7 K# g8 a1 lThere should be a : u v- \% C' |! B, ~; I
better way to start a day than waking up every " L* `. x' h3 j% M& J$ I' |" a' X& I; {
morning.4 g, ]6 L" u. |/ `; x
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。1 u) f: }5 J$ Y( _! O
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 W+ y7 K; I8 q/ A: o( Q) J. kBut why take the risk?
' X" k3 f+ l) S! V- t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
0 S3 }( |% N8 }2 r9 ]4 K9 ^4 R, B“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# x+ v; I' w! H4 @. b7 q% Alook at it for hours!
, V$ J0 G. s/ e# M# H工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& P0 w- R4 C& G; U1 EGod made relatives; Thank God we - c& F' K! x. ]0 Y
can choose our friends.9 k( c: h) `5 L7 M. g/ E% y5 A* o
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 ~7 {* X0 f1 @( T
When two’s
% k9 s6 o5 ]% D6 B1 k# ?company, three’s the result!
2 m' L% v, K( k6 D! j两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!$ t/ k8 f% ]) }# Y* V4 O
A dress is like a barbed 0 I3 Q7 W: n( o
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ | y n( ]% a0 \; M
The more you learn, the more you know, ) P/ v( _: l4 R
The more you know, the more you forget.! {8 f: J; b3 E. l
The more you forget, the less you
4 p- O: v- Y+ @% y' J8 l+ f; Xknow. So why bother to learn.
) D- T/ y O R0 M. V: N8 F5 ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& M) y; f7 U2 }) h为什么学来着 |
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