加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) u8 ?6 v3 L# P( ?# h& A- F) Y/ L+ GMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
% E& @, I! M6 v7 Wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" D2 G2 l* u1 {  `7 b" kLove the neighbor. But don’t get
$ |& r5 Z" n! d! y! t( f) Wcaught.
# t) r- i6 A1 i, S, x要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% H( _' ]6 [5 E" }4 z7 N: J1 GBehind every successful man, there is a
# ~( e3 N4 t% y7 p! ~* dman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 d% ?8 x7 S* @# Itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) i: c, }7 z4 k4 ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
% M0 F% ~" u  T$ BThe wise
8 R0 X# M" g6 D# ynever marry, And when they marry they become
! K# m6 K( U' Y4 x: y  g- Jotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ g9 j! y& V0 h5 Q4 @" I  dmany relatives.
- m8 H2 n0 Y$ c# H- J成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
8 }: S$ w0 h3 k+ K6 E5 k: D. mtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 Z  N. w; w# f' e) u+ N2 [! a: g; `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 m' x6 X- N0 s/ `: \. k; \Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
$ @7 P7 l% u( B7 e+ @$ _+ OChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
2 {9 K( i# t+ o1 @4 y9 W“Your future depends on your
( d% b4 C$ W& v& m7 Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
" f) N" r  _$ l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" ^8 T4 @, H5 x  u4 Q# e3 M7 T5 Z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
8 W  S" h" @6 e6 A/ m1 B0 K努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
3 f- t6 e6 Y- S" `  s9 A- ?; ]+ Y( jGod made relatives; Thank God we
  Q2 Z" P6 b- U! Qcan choose our friends.
" I+ }1 c; o# T4 Z( D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 S4 A& {" }6 j& N7 v( uWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
3 D: ^* C, m( [! V" nfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
1 O* q6 H4 \0 y! f, K8 n" k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
$ B+ v7 I6 n3 r" x: _know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着