加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
9 F: C1 m) I. U( M; p1 X. D/ d- m/ a! AMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 K! _) B5 W6 T* l# z' I1 Z! wOne should love animals. They are
7 `1 t" U# B7 tso tasty.
  g! G) H. d- Y. @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
* ?9 t  {# b4 R7 U2 \2 \girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% _) r6 e7 m/ w8 s/ t0 KLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
( Y$ o) o) [- w0 b! o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
3 I( K* a) K( Ftwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
& K- G; J$ F' d( ?/ [6 K7 Qotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
: U  B5 d9 c% ^5 Zmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) j' L- b) b+ o# ~$ n6 R/ R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& B& }  G$ ]5 c3 D8 I$ ?) I7 M2 NLove is
# x' x$ L7 @( w$ Aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
3 j1 J  d8 d0 `7 q8 Q4 }children.
) h5 `; X! A, x7 j( C7 T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. v: v& s3 L( M3 _! d. x) @; C“Your future depends on your
5 D) g/ p3 {* P3 \* O1 U& i4 adreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& c2 u6 j6 g/ s+ Y8 h" _5 OThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
9 {, g- h; Q' G2 U3 \  ?5 J* M- jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 O4 X% `1 Q0 P& v& a$ R“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- u. E. s/ j1 V. \“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
4 R' z" J  D" y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: h* m, c4 W- Q; K( p2 a  i) N( LGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ K4 C  y, o; s* X  {- UWhen two’s
, {* B4 O1 D/ Vcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 e3 [- s" i: W$ N/ T2 eA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
' I, f( x! A$ wThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
( q& W: E% }$ C0 Y9 B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着