加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) T. y7 c, B; A; E( i; O$ d3 ^6 IMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
& p* P  q9 x. I4 Q. rso tasty.
8 c9 f  Y% I: j% |) ?+ n; p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 T# D. S# p0 A, h1 q6 {6 DSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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! o& w, \: W1 T- Z: `- a% L; U7 k要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
, I) u/ R" l- M, e8 D& a- m! m( {- lBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
- z0 y- W  d( V# T3 X  [* e8 C) L, M每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( A8 `- B8 n# I, C3 nEvery man should marry. After all,
' y2 q; G1 T/ dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
/ y& B5 i5 E0 u- h3 M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 O8 `- E/ n) J; c, m) tThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; H: K" t3 p& m7 \5 q; a0 j+ ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
) H: E# K0 s* Ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. y1 u5 |1 g2 }% {. {# x' ]0 o爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 ^' H) m/ I7 k6 [" c# zChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) S4 j* R, G2 K& ]' z. }8 }children.
4 F, R3 k* H  F/ e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( v' G( H1 C% F! X; s1 M# A“Your future depends on your
; s9 R. T" N1 S  @! Fdreams.” So go to sleep.
5 W6 ?, N0 V4 f1 l“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
! u8 ~7 `- O7 d+ E" H/ Fmorning.
; F- I9 `/ G  h% z4 z. ]5 k. D/ O4 l应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* ^8 X8 T- y6 q) p  v2 N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
: E8 L7 p# u7 M- `努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
$ o/ E. Z" J8 \8 u3 m; h0 @: i# I工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ Z& I9 Z: ]& y2 s& s* W5 }1 fGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
) A) a. W3 s5 y7 a/ d/ {% Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
+ H8 l& q9 _. R4 x7 R. v, Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 [# L4 ^& f) m; c- eThe more you learn, the more you know,
( u# ~! `* ?# p; z1 \The more you know, the more you forget.
# u' z8 }  [# L  ?The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
- z5 N' Y9 i) w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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