加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  `8 d  v- E1 ]4 r" a) ?% U3 mOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
& W$ `, N: Q6 E3 i" y, Bgirlfriend.
# q$ X, K- o+ Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 G- a7 z+ t* H/ {/ SLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 W! z0 R+ g- i/ f+ @# [2 Kcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
2 }8 X% p% b6 f+ l8 S* U" aman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 G% m5 b) t! c1 f& }0 P* [Every man should marry. After all,
) f% ^8 T( r& F  C3 A$ Qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# p: b8 i  D. g, k0 K0 @- Q0 h8 t! C- nThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
1 X" k" P9 E1 QSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
6 @5 Z' u3 [! Y) |: T2 L& w. s6 |: @  k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& e" b7 G0 M) T& r0 KNever put off the work till
$ n* A& v4 h. wtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 {3 m( b- v( Z, ?' ]5 V- n0 ^Love is
% t  L' Y% [5 N$ v8 nphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 s6 j4 n2 I3 N3 cChildren in
4 W# `8 T0 o: Q" y$ Q9 E; ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) R. x  @# }  c8 C0 [2 tchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
+ l% l! W- ?7 M- a2 v. K8 T! Mdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
* v% y8 W6 Y+ E: \4 HThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ p/ K+ y7 e8 i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 \4 A( D: x% u1 r- Q" T: k0 g“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
/ {5 h) X; f0 u! V+ Q: U) F努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
. r) F( F7 a  E6 N) eGod made relatives; Thank God we
% q( s2 M0 {4 v  [/ qcan choose our friends.
0 ~( A, s- ?' S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
6 k* J+ L) v% M3 }3 z4 W& ocompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  e7 u6 F) M: q0 b# J8 L1 I  @view.
. e: d& h. w9 A! _, `5 t服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ B+ _- b& J+ }5 SThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
2 \" }" H& K; F( L+ R学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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