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Money is not everything. There’s
4 r; S/ d8 ~2 S# p. LMastercard & Visa.& c5 ~% I7 F; W( O( `* E4 V
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ c8 J+ Z7 G# U* K- V$ Q
One should love animals. They are
I2 X" ^, ~5 P* r4 S$ L. Zso tasty.
; a# v9 L1 \8 S* k; \# @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
' N4 q" I. v! z& o* O5 RSave water. Shower with your
* e7 h- r/ w* F& F$ D( ]* {girlfriend.
- }5 F6 P! L0 `- v( t2 U4 C要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。* w/ L/ O, [4 ~& [) p
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ( P; B/ o3 ]0 t' H+ A3 U
caught.
1 S2 P5 E$ {8 `- J# r+ v- q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. _1 ?, K, a! A, m, M5 M- Q. l3 o- zBehind every successful man, there is a
, {+ F" Q; `9 O+ S+ q- cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
+ M A2 l% N% R9 qtwo.
: C0 V. S B! O6 ]- m: ] T+ J, q, I每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ A- X* x0 ]( n3 A S# Z
Every man should marry. After all,
2 m( t% C6 h7 Q' m: E& ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
5 C: V8 r `/ z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。3 E7 B& e. Q* F! v% T; Y
The wise : q; b- F1 I$ X0 g; |
never marry, And when they marry they become ( v- N1 c$ a& i% a2 T. e$ r
otherwise.7 @8 }* ?; b2 @: ^1 e( n- ?0 K' p
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 y7 _/ c" g4 U* B1 jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so ) u3 n" r* P" I! Y/ s. J9 L
many relatives.
# Z$ n- W' l2 o* ~# d0 U, p成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 _2 x f. V: Q) ^5 s
Never put off the work till 0 `8 e5 X ?& L+ ?: C! O
tomorrow what you can put off today. O9 b+ x5 s9 v9 P8 {+ Q
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
# ~* u3 p0 A2 V" {' DLove is
6 c7 w# _; v, Z: a$ X2 T+ tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: W3 L! L5 c/ q7 N1 F爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! U: l h8 i1 o9 b5 bChildren in
+ v- Z. m) u8 R$ C$ q% q1 ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# C! T6 S/ W8 D9 r1 achildren.
8 @1 v- s5 E: B# V* o; z5 f后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 O0 g$ Z/ D7 G5 m9 v2 i
“Your future depends on your
* f, Y8 _& z0 t9 _: sdreams.” So go to sleep.
5 `8 g$ c0 ^! M4 ^5 i& A“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
5 C8 l7 f7 ~! X3 W0 h% pThere should be a
. |9 K* C# W; {; k* w3 ybetter way to start a day than waking up every - v8 t0 C2 Z- R" t
morning.
, w8 U: N- \1 V- {! _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ b1 |# { H7 [5 y" \! X% v- E“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 8 H( s, n2 A# i: A4 m5 u7 ]$ v
But why take the risk?
5 a+ Q: ~. B% p努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( m6 h7 M' P. ~+ i7 d
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- E, y" W& O- x/ X; Elook at it for hours!
" \* Y9 c/ Q i6 _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。% W! N/ f6 g* I$ ]) l$ A
God made relatives; Thank God we ( k3 L+ c* D/ N* F
can choose our friends.
; g. y. R7 j- z& f1 \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 R( C j4 ~: S, v7 u. \2 r/ OWhen two’s 7 K% O* r1 a2 t; t- _+ d
company, three’s the result!
6 d: `# K' w8 ~; l z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
P u4 o. |! {A dress is like a barbed
8 W7 L0 n d+ A9 o' tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the & ~$ t3 z1 `3 l) D
view.
9 l7 x9 t# w& z3 O服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。% ~7 a" P" C. f& B4 [
The more you learn, the more you know, 3 c1 s( |6 k8 h* s( W3 b
The more you know, the more you forget.
6 v% i A' E- v+ ZThe more you forget, the less you 6 s! g0 i( I7 P1 G
know. So why bother to learn., T9 k$ o$ }3 P( f: x0 I
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ; T( l: J; Q0 ?1 B* ~
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