加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# Z0 K2 S5 _8 ]- M$ V! o" D) nMastercard & Visa.
3 q+ x% K. \% s. z3 k钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
7 P: D4 y0 h" D' |% J% Rso tasty.
* T! g5 ]/ L( X3 T8 I& e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
/ p% Z% x& v" B1 [& s7 l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
, r) @! w- b2 }* T; R: [' H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ }0 e) P" n. m2 r1 E* gtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 o* O% |* [: l) a; @Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! s2 i  C  t3 j+ ]1 `1 R' ]: YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 h- D2 ?1 i9 r9 j4 G1 ^many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
1 J6 N" k0 N' V, y* U) I5 u5 J$ Ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
$ s. h) Z$ N$ lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; ^0 e& [) O  S8 p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! O: R2 y' D8 {7 T3 VChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
8 R. R: z' _" |( g0 X* f2 v后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. K# b9 T; h( a8 h6 K" {“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 |5 U8 @1 }, h$ o: z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; ]0 b$ R0 V7 b8 B. VThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
9 a! M5 o! _8 X4 [& K* e应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  s6 O. I8 L: b. z: b  |) |3 D+ ~4 v“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
+ f) I2 t- U+ D" J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 c+ ~6 x8 O" x7 J( h“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 j' K$ e; B7 z" m# t3 O) jlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 _+ q7 c) N! T2 V& VGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
/ B7 J: `* l8 J+ c神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 R) e9 S: ^& j  y7 J" lWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! _% H2 X0 K! y8 DThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 ?* g  k4 t* o9 XThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
. N' ]  W4 Y8 l2 lknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着