加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
6 Y! a' t9 S9 G5 n8 q- E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( {, W% l7 ^$ H# w6 sSave water. Shower with your
8 m8 \8 ~% f3 z' `girlfriend.
4 T3 v; A: e1 p5 @0 t1 }/ t要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7 m, a8 O, E3 r1 `1 `6 A) t* hLove the neighbor. But don’t get
# {+ `0 F* U2 Z- O: s9 _4 W! ?  y3 c  f1 {caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 d) a4 b; \1 s  @6 fBehind every successful man, there is a
: n' [7 S% k6 ?- N! c  Q0 z) nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
" y# A; i: S* ?" R$ w; J+ C. }每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ L* ~  g0 h4 a" C! I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 }* S  _- D* X. CThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
/ r1 ^- C* \1 j# G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 S4 P" i. V' |' q* M' T. a% GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 M. F8 i* r* H& F% n  f! cmany relatives.
0 y6 q$ J. j7 g8 N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ k$ N* l  E+ i* T% c  z8 D0 BNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
. D/ B, i: r4 h5 z1 iLove is
0 Z+ X" c; {3 x9 Ophotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 m% o* {6 a" z. ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
0 Q% |! ^- E9 z  h/ ]9 o4 @* bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 l' {. ^7 r! ~* e  r* x) R6 ichildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ j: }" s/ p' c- H- y# U7 c' |There should be a
% K* k# ?1 s! a' Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
# G2 u7 d5 @7 F3 V8 I! M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( e; N9 T7 H" A: R6 E5 p  ^  J  P“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
3 V/ p, |: a& ]/ V0 c努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 d8 O& @2 p* F/ B0 WGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
3 B+ T# r% {. w  x: M) Q/ ecompany, three’s the result!
' |& p, |) E3 z  R  r4 {6 [+ r  ^3 H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% _3 h5 C- D% M) ]A dress is like a barbed
/ L/ _' M+ A! N$ |fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 [2 C# Y! S6 {# t* }- gview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
1 Y0 n) U9 o; kThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ \  V5 \+ ^- B1 UThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着