加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
; e' i) r6 g; A: P. ^/ {( BMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 M% v; c' n  ?  I  |1 DOne should love animals. They are
  e0 U6 W+ c  V2 Bso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! ]6 X* Y" g) @( HLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
- A8 {( d0 O! M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& V8 u7 Y" N# b( WBehind every successful man, there is a
! O2 z1 W! q* l0 g9 Y+ h$ {# fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ @- M( ~5 w! k4 n' htwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 f7 s* x* S, P9 ~( mEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 H! p% I* U7 o, `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
/ n# d) ~! @/ F- votherwise.
  Q/ }; c( d0 l* J3 L聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
/ ]! d% m3 t0 ~8 _1 F% zmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
8 Y; |0 X0 Q' xNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
8 Z8 d: B) q" y4 h7 ~0 c) \5 r& k  WChildren in
# Q. U6 y6 R; u( Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 X3 z6 W5 [5 [" uchildren.
/ S" `: u: g9 j( }  l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
" k5 E( `9 V) p! e3 p! U) D“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
+ u! M0 w8 R5 J% F2 Z- S6 Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
( n9 f, g7 Z3 x  z: w  G$ lmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
9 T5 Q& v" k/ V7 _! p% X/ G# h努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 ~2 e: `, J- b; P0 ]* `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" @: L# ?! g0 {% D/ Q. r1 glook at it for hours!
& x; ^5 B. y' r' Q+ e工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ u7 n9 D. A' v, n* Y, y. F6 K; Q/ mcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 ^1 c. m4 N3 s5 R7 SWhen two’s
0 ~1 x+ O% ^$ L0 s# D, ?company, three’s the result!
# \* ]! h# k, ~+ g$ M, K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 y! Y1 ], m' ?8 M8 SA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  \' |0 m2 P& X$ P8 xview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
! O0 i) f5 R. X* HThe more you forget, the less you
3 q# y7 g, T2 J( I$ J9 u& p+ uknow. So why bother to learn.
  M" f. ~  J. |. ?8 T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着