加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
+ c2 i+ U+ k  A4 T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
  F. g3 O4 s( o3 E% lso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 v& |1 ?7 t5 o6 x6 c6 m: wSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
+ q5 |1 x9 g4 P/ O: A, l% f, n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
  x: ]  e3 m' z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
0 c- n) {9 o0 R5 H4 q& L2 n7 y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- P: l/ w4 b9 YEvery man should marry. After all,
0 x; Z* L8 j% h; ohappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- c  Y0 K. X3 E, n  |never marry, And when they marry they become
, B5 x! U2 h, Gotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
8 V+ j  F4 n  M' u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
5 O) _# s7 p9 R1 utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 G, T  H. h# C( Q9 @4 C& B8 t1 aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; l8 P' u" |% b5 o. h6 D% u) ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
1 s' N, ^1 a4 X6 bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 a3 l- ?' E$ H, Lchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
4 i2 K! Q# [# a: H8 Kdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 m/ O! {* S+ c: I6 D5 HThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
- _/ w  p1 ]$ I- k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ y7 W% P' }  R$ M3 G* |9 a4 {But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 M0 N2 |; X  f" M“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
/ N  ^4 E9 F& N+ ]2 w( M2 q  t3 Ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7 c" a' f5 Y( P5 P% n- |* iWhen two’s
: T# v6 X6 A$ \, F8 ?/ d/ M2 n, ]company, three’s the result!
0 e8 H2 S+ ~/ k, n两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
0 l0 V* ~9 o( K- S+ l8 Eview.
! S4 q! {- F0 I  Q6 `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; Z1 u8 p" F0 |# P7 d8 ^The more you forget, the less you
5 k. V; t8 L- b& ^know. So why bother to learn.
2 T: P5 Z3 N* o% m, j' x% R5 y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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