加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; s5 `9 I$ T+ i9 VOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# Q; `! b1 A$ M, V- D3 g每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# v! w! ?1 q) I; A* q# bLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
2 n% H$ z6 p4 ]) r, tBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
. Z6 v; ?9 I% Q! ?# D- s- Utwo.
5 A( r& H3 a  \/ M# `- V2 I3 t每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
# \, z- m; X1 j- `happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& P- H# W6 |! r" P3 h7 sThe wise
- W. u2 [4 Q. z/ r% Gnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
1 B. l9 X0 [! ?+ P' u: z3 ~1 Kmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
% L" T+ J& d) Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 V- t! \9 X/ X$ gLove is
+ P0 a, A/ c: B- aphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
( X" s# N. O) H8 Z  g  k% ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
$ O+ f, F; F+ D& F7 `) ]# t+ ?“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 `# G- P1 T% @look at it for hours!
# ~  a* z& P0 P4 i8 H工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
5 L' n( {  u6 l) x8 GGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
4 s( r" |# e7 L" J' a0 pcompany, three’s the result!
# I! a! Y$ g# g8 Y" i* i6 z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( B& Q- q4 Q7 K% }2 ^# V2 G) M8 ~) wA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 ^& @: f" a+ ]+ b$ j* v8 D0 oview.
: W/ V% G; t" G+ F  E+ Y# G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ L4 C: C/ w- N) J, QThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
( R# O( `( X4 ?0 }2 w: M/ ]6 BThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着