加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ o: Y$ d- `$ I' ^: t" KSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
* m, Z/ t) k% ?( y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 i' e) p# f* u1 r8 NLove the neighbor. But don’t get
! F8 P* N, b* W3 Scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% y  o* q& ~+ \7 q$ XBehind every successful man, there is a
9 a2 i$ r" ~( Y$ xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
( v2 b# K' X; ~2 U每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
7 ~( N2 C, z0 T7 A/ `, P; a3 o$ B# XEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ ^, Z  s$ t' o2 S/ i5 W0 dThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
1 A. W4 R. g9 y, iotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
0 `& b8 s4 A; n  N7 G+ {2 ~% e8 a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ p! v1 j1 s, b- KLove is
9 y5 K; l. L9 F3 k. Z& V" iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; c2 `& r2 Q- d$ W  u( w) r  u  \爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 [; p: O2 Z- O6 t9 jChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 i2 }' G: ?3 e; schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 b; n! w# E5 Q( T4 Idreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ A2 }2 l% `& U  _There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
, {2 G1 X* E8 |; S1 Zmorning.
, s1 i* e! g5 m! `6 \$ s# l( v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
: j8 G9 j, Z7 k$ V" N“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, L5 ?+ J. u) |! cBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- E/ l% @  P5 M- E" f) G- p% blook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
' ]- l- F9 X' |: Y( `can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
& K+ Z: ]2 c" K5 c" k/ P8 ~When two’s
6 c1 h3 @/ a% X4 Y2 Gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" y) {3 `1 y* ]The more you learn, the more you know,
# z5 x7 Z& d9 L4 W; V% b9 {The more you know, the more you forget.
: ~; d, i. i. g" C% ^# E, i) FThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
0 E" D3 n: j/ Z/ Y$ V; F0 d学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着