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Money is not everything. There’s
7 K, d8 j& o5 i2 Z% CMastercard & Visa.
9 _ |* ^; j6 X* u9 M' c# ]4 g$ S钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- f' y' e2 W" u8 K9 v8 d+ u4 F- p
One should love animals. They are
+ v3 V% h* m0 e: Cso tasty.6 _( i/ j* d& \
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& P% }+ F" o& l: B2 |( ]
Save water. Shower with your
8 B3 Q" T1 g. p9 i* _7 Igirlfriend.
+ I4 U* K# L: N5 c要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, @( u/ ]- C3 s8 x, GLove the neighbor. But don’t get
! [3 k1 V4 o5 W2 Bcaught.
- o! T D( W W8 W( y+ m要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。8 a) d1 ~/ [3 Q6 N3 E4 A
Behind every successful man, there is a ' w, D( o2 _* j
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
( Y& Q! L2 K! E- Ttwo.
3 @2 R! k/ W5 T9 H" O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。# _6 m' D7 A( u8 p- @, ^/ C B$ W
Every man should marry. After all, % x; u5 V, K0 k8 T; D0 E3 |
happiness is not the only thing in life.1 m* L" n1 s+ R; h% d7 {
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) w5 L. I% o7 }% b, J5 d* f4 ^
The wise
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otherwise.# Y9 `* x& B- a5 M) [; D
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' t9 w' O3 w4 p) hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so X* u; V: @+ e* g
many relatives.
7 d2 z( f% r# S( o4 N# y# F/ L' g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, p! F+ z5 y& P6 O$ NNever put off the work till . `3 T6 W9 ]2 V: s
tomorrow what you can put off today.
( ^0 y( _# S% Y/ j/ f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。. d2 P3 J. y$ h A' f
Love is # w, t: m' f. {; T
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.. s! u4 x) p9 x
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 S: I7 H8 S( T" L
Children in 9 e+ }5 i* I; X3 m+ c9 z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause - W4 s# `" i7 C! @2 N0 w3 Y8 W4 `5 b
children., N* x# G( F$ D# F$ ^
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 A9 t* o5 V/ u9 P0 O2 x" C% c$ l“Your future depends on your
) j2 a$ N% S% W+ w7 bdreams.” So go to sleep.+ n+ x+ x' ?* d2 n
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ j/ W/ ]" H* F3 DThere should be a
0 l; V) D8 L. d$ J" S2 V8 _better way to start a day than waking up every
+ V0 y2 L7 h7 i3 ]' T4 A4 ~morning." Q+ ~+ J: A. K2 @4 r% d9 L
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" Q3 t- \$ t# `# j/ A
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ @+ B& p# [# r4 `, s1 c
But why take the risk?
, z- c- s! c; u% |: z7 W努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 Y1 |' W+ t3 g2 r
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 6 E* Y8 j5 d7 N9 z3 `" k1 \& e
look at it for hours!3 ?7 o3 ]/ p3 F0 q$ c6 b
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( W) o* N4 ~3 V W2 c" }5 O5 Q, K
God made relatives; Thank God we
9 {9 u# ~. v7 a; \9 Rcan choose our friends.. J$ N% w1 Q: m' f1 r
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
! O' V) j2 B$ |0 h" bWhen two’s 0 \" N1 C4 V# }; x" p& E
company, three’s the result!. @; f) a6 M# e
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!; j" s2 |$ _0 G$ i6 `
A dress is like a barbed 5 v0 `; v$ W( H" S
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ! Z) a! |# X1 E/ V [: f/ }1 w
view.
* f; X9 u( y5 ]/ G& d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
5 R+ O% I; G; e6 \' A+ kThe more you learn, the more you know,
' X0 G* E& U" V/ S; N; t; j+ SThe more you know, the more you forget.
# U9 g" v8 D9 C8 Y+ g0 @% M+ p' L9 gThe more you forget, the less you
$ \) ]# m% x7 ?8 g; x! L0 ~/ `know. So why bother to learn.
) l6 ^ ^! ^: f3 p) f$ `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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