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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
* X& K. `' n/ }# F# V4 uMastercard & Visa.
. J" v8 s- I- U3 _9 y0 Z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" H% R6 g/ e; j4 r3 h. h
One should love animals. They are ' L; v3 C% P5 U* x
so tasty.* Q2 Y# \* k, a; v: @7 c
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: L1 Z. _+ F; K- K
Save water. Shower with your
& I9 A8 o2 `$ I& o# ~" @girlfriend.
; z/ h* R  G8 H( L8 _! N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& V6 r6 U+ C2 y( k! q8 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get # x: |* \! Z7 C* l, ]( O
caught.0 a. j8 G- f3 q6 t6 a! q% D' @
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; k  n. r* H0 U# u
Behind every successful man, there is a
% Z0 B9 A' C3 f8 M  rman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are : I2 F7 G! R; _
two.
# Y/ N5 b3 v* _; @每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' ?# x" o: L8 P( }- VEvery man should marry. After all,
) w% a' _7 V' P1 e+ u2 T% W/ Khappiness is not the only thing in life.- F; U3 N" @0 a2 _8 x: |- t! }
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' _! b4 _9 M  _" N7 j
The wise ; U2 U6 ~' T* T7 O
never marry, And when they marry they become / J6 f- f5 a5 d6 E$ d
otherwise.
, I7 `0 T+ y/ r/ C8 u; J0 F- d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。- o8 x- t" q2 z  c1 r
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 C" o& J' F  \0 [many relatives.
7 a! L' Q& k4 s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。+ E* C9 v! a1 l$ g9 F' w
Never put off the work till
- ]  a" ?! L4 Q; ^& J+ i$ K/ z9 @tomorrow what you can put off today.# b3 A, W+ i. H. \2 o' {* y$ e
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
9 ^( \! l2 b: {6 G! ~* MLove is ! J. U. J( X/ w/ T3 y% k
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' ~6 R! }2 M2 v5 Z4 p. Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: O" x) m  t8 J7 pChildren in
# a1 Y  }: p7 G! f9 L6 ]1 H: U2 E" Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ; L5 e( r' x& M- K8 \% I. d$ [+ u
children.
+ Q: M' E: M; {( R9 W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
# {4 i0 W* U; @$ D“Your future depends on your ' I1 G2 d% p, R# Z6 G3 [
dreams.” So go to sleep.) ]- [1 q  y/ w# ^0 _
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
) S7 o3 K3 h2 W0 `) G4 O2 oThere should be a 6 `/ S2 ]! Y8 N" i9 B
better way to start a day than waking up every
& e& k5 ^$ Y+ K( Qmorning.
  J8 Q8 M9 Q  ]! Y# H( b' N应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- k3 y  w6 b1 X9 R+ |# v“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ U$ Y# X- b) yBut why take the risk?! F5 Q4 _1 t. e: c6 j$ ?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- {$ l% h- c" Z9 O9 S“Work fascinates me.“ I can
. M2 a, u  ?) s( g! @look at it for hours!7 v8 \$ u0 j) I, P4 f. f
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ w' N& h/ |: O+ ?God made relatives; Thank God we , L6 [  _1 h) o$ c
can choose our friends.
5 C9 T& y. L# r: b$ F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 P7 e9 y5 J* l  e6 [; vWhen two’s
; Q* m, J" x9 ^5 D+ t) Q2 w# Hcompany, three’s the result!+ l9 j. G4 ?5 k3 j9 A
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" @. v8 p3 J; M7 H1 {4 AA dress is like a barbed 8 t0 K: p$ c$ o8 `( b1 K/ f4 I' X
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the : h6 i% y& L# K( `( i
view.( R% B. [* A# {5 ]3 K# c2 G
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。1 G* W+ E8 ~  Y8 E$ I/ y8 R% j9 ~+ B
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 O0 o: k7 {! [The more you know, the more you forget." n2 J: Z* \' o$ N
The more you forget, the less you * `- Z8 F$ G5 I$ y8 r
know. So why bother to learn.
% c3 h% G2 }5 D* u4 b学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , ?+ D. P0 ?" w) B7 Q9 @' v  I
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