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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s - _" O; K+ {8 z+ y9 w7 |
Mastercard & Visa.
$ `7 K" p4 O6 [4 g( K- ^. w" t9 w钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' s9 e! i1 g5 B6 _+ D% tOne should love animals. They are
. O* q8 X8 b1 Q8 ?so tasty.
( q; r) A/ J. M# A+ E3 L4 X; e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: I* ~3 I" ?" ~# pSave water. Shower with your & [; T, D/ T) `) g. M
girlfriend.
! o" R  T% @$ s& t. ~' {# \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。: N) }1 K, _3 E4 e# Y
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, i% H4 e4 n! T9 D$ ~4 g# t; C! ^caught.# G# N0 J9 M% O8 E8 n2 W
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ x) C. i' }  O
Behind every successful man, there is a
0 T& @6 t2 ]* N' k6 ~man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
& `; G, D1 U! ktwo.7 O0 k; U1 A: |
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ t. ?2 }6 c6 M" @Every man should marry. After all,
* c' z! d* Z4 T, t) y. ?# Chappiness is not the only thing in life.$ ~# H, k- U' @; M+ N* L
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 v* r/ I! V- k# b% I$ C+ _
The wise
; K% J2 |  B- r1 g6 D( T6 Vnever marry, And when they marry they become
. J" P/ w) f1 f$ ^/ [" @otherwise.
, [7 ?- r+ g: a& {: x聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) ~1 s1 N5 F: d  P+ w2 p" dSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
9 a8 G) ~- \4 X0 qmany relatives.( Q* c4 q/ v) Z5 H- W1 {/ V
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ Y$ e( e7 |$ ?
Never put off the work till 5 \8 B: ?6 s- S# S* @+ U/ i  q; N7 D
tomorrow what you can put off today.
' O  t& Y5 m, @% u) j) z4 L& ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) _7 a& D; G0 v! J* P
Love is
, K8 r3 D9 Y: ^0 k+ N$ pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.* Z3 J* @! \9 m* F% p- Z8 d; `, J
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。* O$ T0 w5 s" x9 t
Children in 6 ]6 W4 `' P& Y/ Z5 h* a
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
$ Z. q3 g% Y# s9 j5 r( pchildren.
( m( i" z& K2 G( X) m后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。# ^) m) K" G* ], l9 W# }
“Your future depends on your
  B# X3 j: z. Z  H7 w- j- Gdreams.” So go to sleep.
: }9 z: m" J# B0 m& N“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% `6 K* L1 \5 F" N1 L. @5 |
There should be a
0 l! H/ k. z7 r2 mbetter way to start a day than waking up every 2 V+ T- A/ c; u% ^; H
morning.
( r! o* R1 l! m2 S, K* L' B应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
3 p  a' j% f# W2 J! Q* ~% u  `“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 X+ c- ]8 ]7 j/ }2 X' o& z( P9 \$ cBut why take the risk?
. c( \8 v8 R' |. d% z  \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& O* y" a( B; A3 z
“Work fascinates me.“ I can - {9 w. T, A5 d  B7 r) D' U
look at it for hours!0 Y; y* `3 y+ u9 J- n" a* V. ]# s
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* \  q( r2 o" \! K
God made relatives; Thank God we
, i. L* n# {) L: g* ecan choose our friends.
! j0 E4 x& \* _% y% [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; `6 r* h& r  z/ K
When two’s
% s) S2 u8 e/ ecompany, three’s the result!
  e( x# f6 `4 V两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 m9 j0 L$ r7 i: P" ]1 h% OA dress is like a barbed
; A% ~. p8 t/ y* o3 tfence. It protects the premises without restricting the 5 {+ l7 i. c2 q# A% m
view.& }1 c' C4 B9 W* s$ K% p6 @
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 x; r+ _* O1 H4 N0 u% _% p  ]The more you learn, the more you know, & M' P7 r( `6 G
The more you know, the more you forget.
4 L8 s  T  t/ v7 H6 QThe more you forget, the less you 8 N& u: ?0 |7 }( `9 K5 m+ L
know. So why bother to learn.
2 G2 ?3 d. ~% x* ~学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 T# l! h* t( |7 W: L
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