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Money is not everything. There’s 8 s7 {6 ]" k, s( x# y
Mastercard & Visa.1 z: X9 H9 b7 ^. L& ?( w
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。( X* h& O* ]& u2 g: O
One should love animals. They are 9 \ r3 O* R6 y4 y8 f
so tasty.
3 v$ O9 b, C! _9 ^0 A/ M( z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" }& n! E8 m' M7 nSave water. Shower with your
: f- P, K0 s- h" b9 S+ O+ wgirlfriend.: W( ^+ d4 d- p0 e; h$ p0 u
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。! b, |5 D" k& O D: h" ]$ A. o( C
Love the neighbor. But don’t get 9 z; p0 C# x/ H9 K) d7 J
caught.
6 M. | D/ r- ?1 J+ V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 B% s0 s0 _0 w6 O# eBehind every successful man, there is a
" H; Q' y J' @( d1 cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& C6 s( c2 S- iEvery man should marry. After all, . T9 E4 {8 T" I; z! I
happiness is not the only thing in life.+ y* a5 q! K( @
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 @; P3 K, p8 L$ z4 `4 uThe wise
- b% _$ ~! `9 V: }never marry, And when they marry they become 1 E2 C% S: J% T6 `: e) c4 O) e
otherwise.
. C: r2 G, [# S聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ i1 d7 f$ Q' A6 ?
Success is a relative term. It brings so 0 k* j7 s) ?. p6 t+ x# i5 q. j4 L
many relatives.' A5 Y& E- J9 Q; b
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! }' N; ~; t. N' u9 FNever put off the work till
4 H S" ~ T9 L% X/ b) k' o }3 P2 ytomorrow what you can put off today.
& T2 I7 [: u5 _/ @( Z- D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; N9 M2 F' W$ A* Q O! }Love is
$ H* u3 X1 z* ?" G6 H# gphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.# N, a6 u/ n* m
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 e0 P2 h- c- y4 ^+ b" N4 r OChildren in - B* ^, Y2 i2 k* l
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. J- K9 E% p' J& i9 X, |3 G E k“Your future depends on your
# ^( h. c, B8 ?( Ndreams.” So go to sleep.# J2 ^6 n4 C. Q. n# w; v# N
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- L1 v# s7 w3 a' X b2 H
There should be a
! D2 L0 F1 l( ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
5 Q+ m3 g, M& q1 n6 L( mmorning." k6 W0 z- Y. M8 P$ o- a) I) Y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
, z! R6 I- k$ T“Hard work never killed anybody.“
1 e! c0 o7 b9 A. H mBut why take the risk?9 V: x! x' s% {
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
5 G F: `/ D" ~! _ N, c( f“Work fascinates me.“ I can / r0 ~+ y, l5 [* t
look at it for hours!" l1 z/ [; a# _) @# ^. s
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。3 E/ u" L" }7 [7 D5 n, |
God made relatives; Thank God we
# g" s' E" B; R6 D1 wcan choose our friends.
6 M3 x# z; r% w8 W' `; q* G神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ j s; U, _: S8 B" d! W1 MWhen two’s
# {, g7 P' _& j/ r6 ^company, three’s the result!
4 B/ K" T' \8 g3 y2 T' {# F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!: @" j# h, @, e q
A dress is like a barbed 6 S5 i7 o# ~. f) X9 |3 d; S
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ v: [3 ?; j5 v" C. ?- Sview.
2 o& ^! ~- O( r" q, ~, W5 s; J) x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8 ? b# x1 \* c# P7 c
The more you learn, the more you know, & T; ^, Q, E( l& a
The more you know, the more you forget.0 ]2 g. Q( e/ R# \: g$ b
The more you forget, the less you : J8 L* v2 t! q/ ?, l0 T! M
know. So why bother to learn.1 W/ ?; t" U: K/ n
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' y& e, ^0 x% L* R为什么学来着 |
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