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Money is not everything. There’s : Y/ d! f$ l5 _( A% }$ E+ X$ x- a
Mastercard & Visa.1 A+ B+ z: u+ p
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。2 t3 T: z$ x* a. ~
One should love animals. They are
+ X5 H- X* c+ P$ h4 F) T) u6 uso tasty.1 e! [% s7 E0 m* T: t d
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
7 f9 m) y: g0 S. k* n+ |Save water. Shower with your + _4 K1 D2 _: |& C/ K0 N9 f) T, K
girlfriend.
5 Q8 }4 e8 ?9 M8 y% b要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: I" c8 E7 R+ O! [4 n" v7 zLove the neighbor. But don’t get
8 v& [+ @, m" T; Gcaught.
$ L. }0 ?0 k. c; }, |: L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。6 l9 y' k; a5 k7 q; T
Behind every successful man, there is a $ c+ J0 G1 m4 j: o4 W
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 7 ^$ L y. u; n1 n
two.
1 P! b) l7 a9 E+ ?0 D) s. K( q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( a2 i$ z/ Y: P& F0 u
Every man should marry. After all,
# F. A* I% S! z0 Qhappiness is not the only thing in life.: E0 [6 F, d) q! M9 M( O4 t
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& D4 h( d% t" s4 e, o DThe wise
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3 O- f0 ?9 g& Y7 e' M% A! xotherwise.9 Q0 c" n# \' P, Z" r, D" g# G
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* y; x( [( e- Q7 |$ ^Success is a relative term. It brings so
" D3 q2 p$ t6 ^$ l( umany relatives.
p, M) s" j4 n8 _3 V/ y1 g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 u* S/ G/ V7 h
Never put off the work till
& G$ U& V- ?4 z7 v, U4 Otomorrow what you can put off today.$ O. u* F" b+ e9 E& X0 M
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。" P! P& e1 s$ M* p- u& J9 I4 _9 R
Love is " ~ ^: D) o p; X# o+ w5 w
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., u1 e" m$ n1 Y5 T
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。- x* K( Q% i z# J+ y; |5 }
Children in ' T5 [* h9 c ?9 @) E: [2 {0 q+ N
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause # T) x) C' R; W- e3 A( b( W
children.
4 _' N% B/ z W S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 e. s9 j* {8 y& [- _# n6 k
“Your future depends on your
- ^& q0 K- Z( a4 s/ F. ]dreams.” So go to sleep.( H/ n4 A7 m1 O* ~, ~: a
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。$ V: l' t9 G4 K" \
There should be a
5 R4 g0 T; ?8 n4 A5 v4 R5 i6 Ybetter way to start a day than waking up every
. }+ A# I1 ?! f& s" K' Tmorning.4 g. J- y( U9 r! t" [/ n& G
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 o. T& r5 Z/ |6 n& F2 F- h
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 9 @7 _6 w2 \7 R: ]0 K! | j- s
But why take the risk?
6 s, u( c+ U9 Y9 r6 M努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
9 B% c9 G' x6 S3 |“Work fascinates me.“ I can 2 K2 o$ g) i1 o( ]' e
look at it for hours!( i8 Q+ o/ I( d6 y& M3 S
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。; B1 E: L6 ]# C4 `, y
God made relatives; Thank God we 1 u4 a. B6 U, L2 [$ Z) ?
can choose our friends.& {! t* \& c# Y9 W& q! m5 ?
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!7 t6 v/ R6 M4 N q- [$ t; K( e
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# o' J1 u) ?) c( c( RA dress is like a barbed
1 Q, g d! ~- Z; E. u) s mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ]6 B% x! ^! m+ Y8 ~. a3 N( f
view.
3 L& H3 z% I+ p; R5 g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* ?& L+ g" j/ Y& ~( R
The more you learn, the more you know,
2 W O) \2 Y# w. ZThe more you know, the more you forget.' h% H) l* J# o: g8 k( d
The more you forget, the less you ( s( N% V% H" w- u# A5 t ^7 p# [
know. So why bother to learn.& ]8 u, d/ o) M5 E; D* P( E$ q/ }
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
$ R7 a7 @, i5 _! t: \7 T为什么学来着 |
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