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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
) w8 N  E3 f& d% }Mastercard & Visa.1 B. b( \$ f7 s- G8 V0 d  m
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- B* ?& e( N8 p3 }8 v
One should love animals. They are
4 D( r5 z- Y6 ?4 h" L# q0 U5 ^so tasty.; e& A1 M+ W0 ]# W
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。$ e+ }6 x/ j" o. f% o+ l' o' |( @
Save water. Shower with your
* }  e  e& q" |" N* M) D  ], }, J, P& \girlfriend.9 {! D% |# H3 q4 y+ p# b
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3 e6 l7 T  y, e7 a: ^5 S3 r- j! E* k; @Love the neighbor. But don’t get
& Z" ]3 w! V9 @7 Wcaught.
' v0 M6 z8 |+ U6 `  w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( m. E9 E# l! D
Behind every successful man, there is a
( g- t4 w; u+ I+ D7 u$ @man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are % X1 ~/ t4 K8 K1 Q+ \1 t9 E" e0 K
two.
/ h: Y. k  P5 G- w& D4 e+ A  l每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。! l" L: S# G* F7 B; h( K* O
Every man should marry. After all,
) `  H( e( c3 G; ]4 q# Thappiness is not the only thing in life.
' L! y6 r. a2 N8 e7 m7 V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 F! c* B+ W% hThe wise
& G2 @8 |$ w+ i$ m! X. z3 e, {# ~never marry, And when they marry they become 6 D/ B1 R2 I2 ~' _
otherwise.. a8 W# M6 q3 |- }+ l% x
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. [- V& g, C% L2 H! eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so   r6 ^" N6 L% K" A% O  z/ u* I* u
many relatives.- G  |# s- k) B' F# p0 l
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 L6 z0 N! x7 @; o6 |" n0 VNever put off the work till
* U1 C( I) J6 x6 k% j7 Ztomorrow what you can put off today.: g, A4 [; D6 c  [/ N! T: s" q
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: l- p7 N$ B; K# |* v& V9 S. G! rLove is
5 Y+ F( r8 N/ V3 x/ J5 Rphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 L% Z& K4 v7 G
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( I( E( H+ f4 b# v9 ]: N
Children in
8 |; P$ }/ O2 A3 y6 A7 H! i2 ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 j( A7 M2 @# r( gchildren.
: Q, Y7 @+ n5 l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。, V5 d2 D. G' F
“Your future depends on your
5 k4 Q5 {+ D1 m3 }3 K: }dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 R  d8 A0 q% N& o: Y* K“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。2 j+ {) `" B9 n7 v+ I
There should be a ; @% |; ?) ]4 s! Y. F
better way to start a day than waking up every * b1 Y7 O8 \+ |& Y0 p
morning.
& x' W: J6 s; q/ Y! k6 ~" t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; S& Y8 s, ]$ A“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- {& U3 u$ P8 f% \6 p$ l3 @0 JBut why take the risk?
* |- z7 x  o, T; |: X  l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 Q. x7 G$ Z. R1 b* A. U
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 7 C% W/ E1 ~4 L, w5 }
look at it for hours!, ?9 M% E* F: N% S! n' S
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# `$ O8 `" Y) w6 UGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 C; z& ?1 {( |# q: Gcan choose our friends.
- G1 i( G4 Z& g& Z6 u% w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 J3 `& h8 D; GWhen two’s
. @) J: ~  J7 H5 G% mcompany, three’s the result!
- F- X5 @2 I  m. Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!6 z  N1 K& W7 E) g1 `  s) @" {% v
A dress is like a barbed
  ?* t: w3 n) v% n  Q' jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' H+ E0 `8 a1 h3 d0 T7 mview.
2 l3 Z. V$ B' H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 J: t5 W% j1 R. w0 F# MThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 w" V; C, q7 \+ r8 k6 LThe more you know, the more you forget.
' G6 |/ H8 f. _, z- _9 B& SThe more you forget, the less you 8 o! i# I2 B& w4 L$ H
know. So why bother to learn.
4 O* P3 q6 w9 X* [学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ) {8 Z. F  u! N- Y$ k; i
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