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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s - q! z9 `# H6 d0 G+ c
Mastercard & Visa.
. [" X7 i: A' F' @钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 Q) r* N2 A. `3 |6 t5 UOne should love animals. They are " {5 g- a; k1 f/ J  z/ {
so tasty.
5 W- {7 i9 u  F8 h5 ^% W3 ^8 _; |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: ^0 e; C/ e% |1 i: S
Save water. Shower with your
0 W! M% f6 U# j  m! K6 qgirlfriend.
& H  C! Y2 M! X7 o' n1 \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( E. _) B, Y6 {6 N/ @
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
' }7 U* t+ k& z5 bcaught.
3 b4 |1 b5 C; V! c1 M  y* H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。: v2 G* r  P# u
Behind every successful man, there is a
) A% D& P) @7 ~3 W2 tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are $ E7 D+ j! ~4 k9 |0 m
two.0 k1 b2 P7 C) e5 n7 t
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ C3 ?( |- X# [, G$ @: \Every man should marry. After all,
, P) s# l8 S' `  n, V! ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
) H2 D8 X0 F( \9 O( }' ^, U. @, O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* k! W% O# x' |, U) ?) SThe wise
2 s" U; V6 J4 r5 `. Z- `7 U0 o6 `never marry, And when they marry they become ; y+ I0 c+ E+ A
otherwise.  S5 L- e# x( j1 i5 f5 g8 E' o6 [
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。$ e) ]- t8 N/ }
Success is a relative term. It brings so
; r1 }8 v% T3 m6 ~* }many relatives.
+ A2 Y9 I; j* H- }0 F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# b5 R5 g' n. x
Never put off the work till " [! K2 Q* j: _  w# w  l
tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ H& e$ P6 `/ \# g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 @" F& @/ S9 C; }
Love is
) y5 W6 Z" A/ E$ [  |; Yphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 x' N+ W1 U7 k8 L
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。/ O8 f1 }. D, T; g. G: i& Q, U
Children in
6 i  ?4 {0 a5 x& @6 vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
, \" g+ m( U+ @7 B$ w/ i  gchildren.
; e5 f# D* C6 Z5 Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
7 ^4 R6 @$ M9 j0 N“Your future depends on your
0 E/ _. U5 S; W- F& e( Ndreams.” So go to sleep.( p0 H% C( Y5 |- ~# D
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 {  U8 o4 [. L
There should be a * X- ^  H3 O: H0 [% V6 @  b
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 F$ F3 q. |) e4 }- z3 e7 Amorning.
# i8 q: ~5 E! C6 Q& X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( `8 A8 Z9 I0 n8 a: q5 x! }“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ Q  G4 c% F' z. i) B1 S; KBut why take the risk?
$ n2 f) {7 l' V0 k努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) O4 ^; B- @2 U0 q
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 i. O2 f( r1 ]- E3 Xlook at it for hours!5 |$ f: N: C4 G' s: N4 k
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, z4 [! k9 R% p# fGod made relatives; Thank God we # W! y$ h6 e6 e' H
can choose our friends.5 M( a7 W) B4 f) g4 _7 [" N; K# Q
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4 j6 z8 P5 Y7 c  V2 r/ W
When two’s   y$ k; r, w7 B7 E' n
company, three’s the result!5 p& `1 M8 R4 P% R& p7 q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
# [" @# l( o5 b; eA dress is like a barbed
# O+ u% s6 q7 H0 m+ d. `4 C, Ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
: L- G. w$ E0 Xview.
1 K9 G. o, E: N) Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 M' _; U9 d+ G3 V) t' Z) t8 M/ fThe more you learn, the more you know, ; T. C, }0 K3 |  [! ?
The more you know, the more you forget.6 N# n1 I* m% j  \0 Q
The more you forget, the less you & v' s6 k4 b" S" B& s5 \9 I
know. So why bother to learn.5 \% i6 Z* D' L/ m
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# T8 {0 r: ]6 i4 O为什么学来着
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