加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
( ]4 K4 G# B* kMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 g1 C" X7 Q( E) QOne should love animals. They are
5 ^* m7 x$ o% _' q: H  n& Nso tasty.
+ I7 Q) U! P5 l8 J. J6 M9 t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; s; P7 Y* @' XSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
# A6 c; v" r  H1 a3 p: H要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' y$ V1 o/ H7 K, [! Y% g1 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
4 q: S& o1 f2 x# I. i" @7 T4 b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- a3 ^6 {8 t$ {9 a- Z, K, ]man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% b2 b; a8 `6 O* a& q9 Ntwo.
8 c0 p6 O+ O9 z+ z/ A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 h4 @! M' r# d3 o再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
& A: }" V# I: P) u# tnever marry, And when they marry they become
8 w. E" B6 }( X/ Gotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 F4 E8 e/ e/ \9 W% o+ q: }Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 A- |2 m" W- o+ g" O3 Umany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
' x! Y: {6 n$ |1 hNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* g7 l1 W' q/ \7 o% y3 r( C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 t1 A6 n* [0 S( H8 j4 H) Hchildren.
: `6 A6 C$ c) {% I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 ~- R4 f6 Y% G: w) W“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
/ H& P; R8 h7 xmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
7 L/ v7 b1 W1 }, r" `. X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
, ^% I2 ]7 l: q+ R, W9 s4 R工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
9 a+ t! ^$ _% e% V& ~can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* S+ x9 W) s% `" _/ C( YWhen two’s
0 x1 A1 E: Z. s9 Ycompany, three’s the result!
  N. {1 ~: `) X# W8 d两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ H, O. ?; C) ~8 rA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
7 A) E3 c, H; i( Y0 c; L, |" FThe more you know, the more you forget.
+ h; S% U% O; k- {1 KThe more you forget, the less you
( I2 `7 O# e8 N' w8 ]know. So why bother to learn.
6 k3 ~9 b* g% l: e5 n5 |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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