加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
3 T6 i( X: u5 v% Y% q( \, k8 vMastercard & Visa.
, l9 c* k- a$ `5 |5 |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
0 w+ c' W0 o+ J+ ?$ DOne should love animals. They are
4 Q/ d+ q$ Q1 Z: N1 x8 Hso tasty.
# O; S1 q" m( V! L% A7 F每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
+ c) a3 m' x! k: ?" qSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
, F( H1 P7 P* ]- n* \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: h2 N0 G  D  @9 Q& A) ULove the neighbor. But don’t get
* p* t7 T- }8 v% m* I* `% n/ ?) Qcaught.
* \# h. A( \% [$ X+ i4 @" A5 Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
* @; x* K5 r$ y4 Y* n8 wBehind every successful man, there is a
5 a* Y7 P! ]) K, Nman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
3 o' }% a, s3 c" d; \1 ^每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ O, b" z. W6 M; \$ W# VEvery man should marry. After all,
" t: Z: Q6 k- S. Q  zhappiness is not the only thing in life.
9 p0 p  b: E6 j( m3 ?! ~再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
' p( D9 N  X: }% d) A3 W9 fnever marry, And when they marry they become
3 {; J, q. C) n# b) \otherwise.
% U2 G( E$ L  E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; C* Y0 Y4 D" E+ JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
/ g7 ?! O% x& ~. V; g9 Y$ G8 z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  r- I2 |  x7 p8 Z' i% gLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 O7 w' q" h' l* \1 e8 f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 f6 \* n# |  v: _6 b: A3 N1 x; {children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
2 D( u- w9 P7 G5 o( \+ o  p( YThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
% `! x2 k6 `9 b8 i$ dmorning.
+ t) Q7 R( ]4 g/ n应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. Z4 c; O9 i9 t6 Y/ {) ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 I& W. \+ `7 A6 aBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
- k! r! D3 ?  y" |- W5 |" p* j% X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
' b  T) _& I& @+ b. Y! Wlook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
! R% y6 S( t( f6 F6 v: S1 O6 ^+ vcan choose our friends.
/ ?( k! c1 y0 l1 x+ C% m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
% ^2 i0 H/ m. j# ?When two’s
7 h- l# Z* @  o. _5 O3 V! Dcompany, three’s the result!
% q! i. i* V% L1 B& c. w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 V1 j) N6 d+ _+ i! @7 s* ^A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
  o% I* O+ ^+ ?6 c/ c6 g$ lview.
9 h# x6 `( \7 S3 V( }服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
3 G2 F. y0 l) F' [know. So why bother to learn.
# A; r8 R; ?0 h! _& X+ e/ \学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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