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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
/ }: U4 N/ H& N0 h9 E4 e# [. VMastercard & Visa.2 G( F) |" e! Y* e2 N# I0 \% o% Y
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' ?1 T/ g. b; h" e' @7 rOne should love animals. They are # B# a% L& h$ d
so tasty./ l- s* Q: w+ ~. G9 J8 n4 U  c% f
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( N* B& v# F! \Save water. Shower with your
4 }, F* _0 Z: `( R5 Q4 Z9 Y) ^girlfriend.! S; E- H5 i3 W" v/ Z5 y
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 T. W& _; w" ^4 G5 W2 lLove the neighbor. But don’t get ) |$ y5 {7 @9 M3 T& q0 @
caught./ w, W% n& u) {0 R( B+ B& Y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 X4 H, h: n# O# \5 mBehind every successful man, there is a
7 P/ o7 l2 b9 e  G' m: C: iman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ s0 ^- Y9 p, X2 G# D6 z1 }7 Qtwo.! L1 ~0 S! |% o
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 i/ H# N: P( d4 S9 m5 f; ?Every man should marry. After all,
5 g, N4 m$ z( j7 F6 ~6 Bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
; ?, P. L6 `# d4 e再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! ?' i' R8 A; U6 s9 cThe wise
4 H9 a- D% \+ `never marry, And when they marry they become 0 R+ d& }$ {& m# Y( W9 J1 V* d
otherwise.
0 E! w( n  O/ ]& ]4 u/ l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。7 L0 f) d3 i6 W; q; _+ n% m0 e" l
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ h% i4 P$ x( v) B9 m" I& cmany relatives.% q! C0 T" h( y: z! X7 z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 v8 ]# V4 O& K# c0 {
Never put off the work till
) ?4 O1 B( _/ I3 D, A& htomorrow what you can put off today.) u8 |; @& u1 t9 `1 a" B
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 x' w6 V& i4 e. ^" }5 K' _9 E, `) T
Love is
' h/ j8 e. c! H2 f( {5 b, m' r, O' iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.7 a* s2 m* i* h6 y5 K6 \8 |+ a& x: r' o
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 ?& W/ {7 Z  K& l7 \Children in 5 u$ f4 g5 R) r5 n+ D* N) K9 S
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ k1 b; r1 @% S# P' L" K; [% d' A
children.
1 r) x) E7 ]  I3 X) G( u! S) _后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% b$ h5 n- z8 H0 p! \% c: `
“Your future depends on your ; T' v: f7 V) i; a1 C) ~
dreams.” So go to sleep.' @7 L! z1 G: k$ d4 [4 K3 ?/ B
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。! ~5 F+ `5 G& e' b  K9 ]
There should be a
% p+ |' e: z- V0 J$ C- ?! |. obetter way to start a day than waking up every 8 f3 _! k1 j, f4 p. S. u
morning.5 ]; K- e- J7 k8 Y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. X' |  H7 y! W“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 8 p- @6 I% m8 f1 b4 ^* f
But why take the risk?7 c1 c' e, c- ?! i! ?6 f
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& s; F1 ~" N7 @2 }9 ^“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 d! h* f+ Y( flook at it for hours!7 ~: r/ f/ M/ o3 X0 p  H& C) r5 D; G
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。5 y6 u% l: O! x( w: u6 G/ s1 f
God made relatives; Thank God we
2 \! m- X% S5 K7 dcan choose our friends.
9 f/ _( _5 @) ~1 c+ _* H  q+ K* f1 `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。3 o& z+ r% G1 v. }7 u
When two’s
2 e' k; z! U# i5 S. Fcompany, three’s the result!
0 Y7 M( e3 n; l$ I3 U7 w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
$ S' W4 V# q5 U/ P: [5 iA dress is like a barbed , m* Y/ D) T" \7 p7 n3 I% D/ F
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the ' g9 q. \; b% v, h2 _; G: Q2 _
view.+ y, k' s1 [6 g
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。: n4 \. H0 J! e' B; {# l0 }
The more you learn, the more you know,
. Y3 U# u: ~$ [4 _# y/ v! _. i4 `$ nThe more you know, the more you forget.
5 b9 a$ I' r) D0 f9 Q( J; XThe more you forget, the less you
4 ~/ Z2 ]$ U( A0 m( _0 cknow. So why bother to learn.4 `8 m5 _) w6 m) a/ _3 F
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ( l- `! ?1 h& x8 }) ?+ ]" C
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