加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
2 |' N3 u9 \8 z/ l. k3 BMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
: U4 ], Z5 g9 {. Pso tasty.
/ x3 F' n# l' x5 d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 X+ W# N) |; e+ G% ~/ T' USave water. Shower with your
( l& ^+ W/ K, Z) O- e3 x" ggirlfriend.
" k- k% G3 y- @, e' T$ I要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
; `' X2 a6 b. I: G. Z$ W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
; P5 c$ K5 t: I, `! qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ R$ }# {9 Z+ n# U( TEvery man should marry. After all,
7 G6 r! s  V; b# Xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
( e: A2 P0 ]6 b# s! N3 J' a0 v, a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
. ~2 ~9 [6 J$ r; ^1 _1 W# Cotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
6 v) b: \" v% T1 H0 j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 K. c6 X+ M/ S! U8 FLove is
) _; C% {" f+ e$ r. dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
) Y/ a0 @& [4 Cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
  ^- j) ~9 q2 _  a' J6 }; A( kchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& R; y5 |  r. F3 [" ~There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
' t. N. Z& k( H. f! Jmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ R+ J% |  D9 F/ ~“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: x4 F, i( Q' f* c* CBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 a- P* z+ h3 L4 Hlook at it for hours!
" @5 P" @8 B; Z& h工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 M4 e! d8 `6 d" v  OGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 c& y, j; X8 h3 n1 `can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
7 l8 L* D# E8 f6 Q( \: \: Acompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3 m4 T" ]# f- @# j. xA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
: w# d+ z, L6 ^+ F$ n$ aview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 g+ [! ?% L& t5 g  w1 cThe more you learn, the more you know,
( Q5 o3 U( h5 S/ K' J8 R8 sThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
  l1 y# D5 N2 p. d$ |学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
9 P" A5 u* [  N; M& U) D为什么学来着