加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
! f7 F! g8 K# P! A) CMastercard & Visa.
& t9 a2 Q* h3 ~+ g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
, H8 K5 B7 n/ \3 ~) l. fSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
4 `$ f" i7 ^" C& S要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. e! ~: m2 ?. W4 `: j  TLove the neighbor. But don’t get
  Q: T3 l5 ~( C$ a$ Q, C4 Pcaught.
3 L9 H" k7 p2 H9 C: r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 H5 L7 h' P; I/ ^Behind every successful man, there is a
6 v( P" n2 S9 m6 j1 k. \6 x* [man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, y2 i3 d' X7 D) R8 u1 g* y0 X, dtwo.
5 b  g+ d- v( o  p8 s每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% p# H& R5 i5 d0 q3 {/ L$ d# w  XEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
  R6 _# M+ x+ j再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
) f6 z. n6 }+ F% l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
4 t+ n8 n" o5 H) H+ }, Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
* }! ^5 `$ a# \( R3 ktomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
  n: c! t  q: p7 T) ILove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 P* I' k6 X, R3 ?: C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
5 F1 k/ \/ r( ~  w+ ~: Obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# J8 o; G  a% \8 cchildren.
* _- H7 V& V; k# t1 V# A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
: u- `5 z# ^+ K" |6 nbetter way to start a day than waking up every
/ Y4 o; i3 ^- E+ E# Nmorning.
3 \' c. v* g; t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; C+ E; U% |) a5 S. sBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
/ |1 W! Y7 n: n$ G“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  F( a- t' r' G$ blook at it for hours!
) ]# U+ T, `/ v工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
7 e! s* a! h- O5 G$ |can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 v2 u1 X7 t4 w6 j' KWhen two’s
$ I( K6 S; q3 a5 M, N0 z5 z$ k! ^company, three’s the result!
4 G. i9 h# t' W4 h+ k/ V两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/ g$ F. P+ S3 t2 g( {' |A dress is like a barbed
9 }; O: X( T5 F3 k3 _fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
; W+ y/ K! A% T" Hview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
; e/ \) o* p. e3 D3 z* `4 Bknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着