加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
$ p0 r" p" l& jMastercard & Visa.
7 `+ w$ k% Y- A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
# B. y8 \! U5 @, x$ rso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6 u7 _% \6 Q5 g" C) h4 c: ILove the neighbor. But don’t get
  E; @' `0 {3 y+ @4 }' pcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
' O6 l9 T7 b; pBehind every successful man, there is a
' a4 L. W- `: o$ \9 A8 ^man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 C& j+ x# g7 t) |: ]/ S5 p$ Utwo.
& P/ ?$ T4 y% z( C. l* |+ b# E8 z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; ~% a- l, g1 i  c6 UEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
% I& O! u( |: B+ p/ y" q, l$ D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. H) V0 v( x& z- c3 o9 F  RThe wise
( l; ], \* e" m: T, r* z4 i/ i: [never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
6 _; o+ x$ `! P) H( ]- E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 h5 K/ \& i# R% \( ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 N4 ]- N; ~+ r5 XNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
& H$ @  v" z# A  w* lLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. K* a  Z, \8 C$ kChildren in
# o: B6 t$ l% r, {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! Z5 K7 @: ^4 ^5 ]# j“Your future depends on your
" r4 ?5 F" e) ~! k" M$ H( M/ S+ _dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 |- ?3 o  H! e- |" P& O6 W# J+ j“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
! k8 h& r0 K+ @' {$ U" K) k, n$ V  BThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
- G. N/ H# P  M& z' @But why take the risk?
3 ~" H+ E% x7 e( Y1 v5 x1 p努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
0 l6 T' b" x# w& ~! ocan choose our friends.
5 |/ T0 Z6 U+ T0 E神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
4 t. T, s! L' ]5 y2 P7 S6 Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
+ i- K% R# \7 y" n) n6 n. k! k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
$ R1 E+ o* ~# j4 c0 wThe more you learn, the more you know,
" n5 b) A) I- i% JThe more you know, the more you forget.
/ E/ y( M4 Y- |; O' w) ]* PThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! x7 W  N! r, L为什么学来着