加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
: S! j% I. M- _7 i5 SMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- Q% }* `! Z# @" QOne should love animals. They are
/ p: q; p- s4 Y% S7 jso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
8 o- n' l- V. K. n' n$ M2 |要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- d6 k$ x5 I5 CLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 S  }) g, ], w% s1 g$ g% MBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" L2 u( }  z+ x9 q: V, Btwo.
1 u  c! A3 _+ V; L, l每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 |3 L: _; S! F; M2 Thappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 `8 H2 t' ]6 Y& J再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 I: n! P" }3 t% e' m6 O0 p& }% J1 uThe wise
* J4 v5 u6 E4 N$ p9 ]never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
  I' U7 A& c* }" F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 U$ @- E0 U+ w+ {$ q. [: M7 _many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 o; X# N- O( Z$ y( @Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ C; Y' Y$ H' S1 e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
% f2 O+ g5 b9 c2 w3 Z- pLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 e' W# _3 Y5 n0 B2 Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
& O+ s6 }0 O4 o1 x6 Bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
2 s, W% `) O4 rchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 j- w( I; L; B% N, k; G1 Hdreams.” So go to sleep.
/ y  ]5 P8 A) `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& V. W! X1 b2 C" k, O3 QThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
* P# _( j; D' |1 |2 r5 n% V% Gmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
# V& |# p$ D# T& R( h1 H! l“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  l1 @) l9 K3 {  w- |But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 R6 j* q0 n7 q7 C“Work fascinates me.“ I can
) M( L, h; t8 A+ j- O4 {6 ilook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
8 S. k3 c% g) Q& F% NGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
: P* @/ h7 V2 R- Ocompany, three’s the result!
$ j- B# @2 L4 U两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
& N4 f' e4 o; l% m+ K& K% Kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
! ?+ Z4 `: W1 T7 u9 lview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ d1 K) K6 N2 |; lThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
  S- U& D" s& t8 z5 ?+ x$ d, t: y学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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