加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
5 X6 _" g" P! ]& aMastercard & Visa.
; y9 [, h2 S8 b0 \. M. x3 Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
/ H; E8 t" q+ g$ x2 Vso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
' f( x1 P+ x0 u" G8 E5 [# f0 tLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
: e3 Y8 t) N, t" B9 L5 _- V2 _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
  e7 s/ E1 _+ i7 p0 k$ \9 pBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
1 h" V1 n5 Q% K8 N每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
+ c( X" j1 V6 x0 v2 dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
2 O+ ~  ^. v3 W/ g! Y& w. O. D0 ynever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
: R% z, v5 a$ e4 h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
% ~1 n4 L% X' f+ T# g9 hmany relatives.
4 ?4 n: q, B& e* E- R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 L$ c. v: A* j0 _, g) ANever put off the work till
1 t4 i$ R# F3 \- Ltomorrow what you can put off today.
. G8 ~/ l! {6 f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
9 L/ S9 _" s- M- T0 d4 i, Fbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
- x- C7 K5 j" A+ Mchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. o6 ^* m) |) n. Q, |“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
" s' l% e0 a: K2 r% d( m+ x“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
5 S! g% Q. D8 s8 O' Elook at it for hours!
5 C3 V3 e3 G1 d. o3 z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; d+ G( A+ H/ U5 R+ J9 LGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
. M8 {& A+ D7 A5 O. X8 b" ~4 U4 k; U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 }. C. u' C" _( g8 [  |When two’s
) a+ {) d/ G! r1 f: ^2 |  `company, three’s the result!
% O; v" r9 P( v" j! Z2 K9 b两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 X1 w! v5 U) d( ~( GA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. O" I# ^8 c" H  a$ H+ Jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
9 w$ @7 C/ s; v9 M! ~5 l, f7 x% Q0 g: EThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
# G8 V: Q. S  B: F1 ]  N0 tknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着