加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
8 ~2 T) B) F6 k# S, e3 N; Z# vMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4 d; J* q  Y  D2 }One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
! F6 G# I# z" s8 v2 w4 rLove the neighbor. But don’t get
, \$ F+ Z# s  e6 x4 f& Z5 |caught.
- C: V* n$ C' S( Q6 v要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
& x. S1 G' O% h# hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
  J8 v) X0 D1 d( q" G  y9 ~8 j6 KEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 [4 r( E6 G3 @4 \* H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- l9 V" n. n+ x: Y' q: j8 j. Nnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
. V3 i! e$ C8 S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3 J, Z5 R4 i, c* R9 c& q7 [Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 G; ?6 K: S; ]$ Z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 F8 T$ L9 _& V' H% A+ iLove is
/ J) _0 [) c5 x: b5 e) Bphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
0 B, D- R, d- f& YChildren in
5 b1 {8 u# ?% Y/ Y  k$ ~backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
0 p  I/ _, A. {1 w1 c2 Xchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
- D: `4 W% m( V( a- Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
! ~( H7 x3 p- I“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
' l8 V2 v" `4 h: ^7 z努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
; i/ w' e) Y; B: v“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 b& m4 S9 ^7 {3 _God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
+ K+ y1 X5 w3 ]6 d. v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ U- b+ ]$ j; S# ]+ @When two’s
& _5 d8 \9 w0 Ecompany, three’s the result!
( J$ _7 M+ c; d9 w- f两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 @2 w3 e2 a1 A# |/ X6 pA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. P7 t2 V! \1 N4 {view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; |# j! b" L& N) a. G" SThe more you forget, the less you
1 q( f! ^4 C& ^% Uknow. So why bother to learn.
$ T) i3 c7 C7 Y4 C0 c" {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 c1 M/ p6 y/ \! \$ f为什么学来着