加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
% k% _+ U, X: a, C0 sOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
3 [$ @3 e7 T3 w1 b3 T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
# I: V6 b$ c9 I6 d& V" A$ NSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  ]6 t: y* M/ L( E, Y: a- j6 O要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ o- s* D2 B$ r% rLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 `! A- \4 @9 v, U4 {; V2 T/ S/ wBehind every successful man, there is a
! q4 S# c& E* o  j( }; j' cman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
% j# [: O7 T$ e- _4 W" s* |$ ?每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
5 C0 k  k8 `0 l! Q6 A" LEvery man should marry. After all,
: _$ t/ U# f$ H! Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ ]6 S/ Z! N- D7 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# O' Z) X( [' v+ dmany relatives.
9 Z; c) U* b0 t" t2 V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
5 g! Q3 b) V* _Never put off the work till
+ _( U0 k8 w  h, k" ~! ~6 Jtomorrow what you can put off today.
, t* V/ u+ Q+ c  G" d, H* F  c0 g* S- u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 y2 t8 S( ]9 h: P' m9 PLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
1 w& E* L1 l2 Z: i- YChildren in
  Z  Q% X" F: r* U. ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; H5 r! _  O+ `2 Y% W4 Ychildren.
' A* [9 s' w0 w: \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& i  v6 o" _; _1 f3 q“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
/ z7 k, E* U% |$ Y- Z- \1 O! _" BThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
. ]! G* Q! D: Q# M0 a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
# C* l" A2 h) u+ x9 a1 Q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& a7 p# U- x1 }2 `7 WGod made relatives; Thank God we
% H+ \  f3 B6 R% `! ncan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
1 o$ O  q* |6 n+ _- f' j+ w3 O  p; E两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5 X( w2 w7 J- h  M7 GA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 p! A0 x% a6 \+ _! R7 xview.
3 W# i& F9 T  C服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 V* @* C+ M" E: [The more you learn, the more you know,
4 K7 x1 V1 z& }4 |- y# ?! aThe more you know, the more you forget.
) a( Q5 ^. y% G& R: n" Q9 l4 B) \The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
' g6 i! S: J( }' Q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* z9 d7 T& R1 f/ L* m& u  Z为什么学来着