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Money is not everything. There’s
6 o! x' l( i# |7 gMastercard & Visa.7 Z6 I; y0 H' b$ J7 \, `+ V
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。4 S+ h1 k0 s u6 k
One should love animals. They are
$ Y2 I% |1 M' O, J: Tso tasty.. Y1 m" v( O1 n8 `4 R
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 M6 }2 @3 S& \, M6 ^* m$ fSave water. Shower with your : R! ]1 i8 e( B9 ~1 M! ]: o
girlfriend.' c+ I( B( ]" r, l) b4 v* b; d
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( g( z/ s% j3 e" d- ~1 j8 o9 m2 yLove the neighbor. But don’t get ( a6 F4 l$ V% c# G. e" L
caught.
6 E6 A5 s! [" n7 p2 X' i! L5 G0 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 R/ U& P, |# h
Behind every successful man, there is a
: U, E0 D4 o$ T6 mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 i* D5 N- {& G3 C& oEvery man should marry. After all,
, t2 U, d# h( m1 u5 ]) `/ _happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 E+ {* @) ]- `+ L4 [. c+ L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 x: |7 V) L4 W# MThe wise
Y8 l9 D, k0 y0 T8 wnever marry, And when they marry they become
4 Q8 G- A$ J3 w7 d, Y }! Hotherwise.8 m, B C' Y, I3 p0 ^! c: A5 o$ v
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。, D7 V) ^; [1 D& D. h, E2 A
Success is a relative term. It brings so # d' g( F% j" M( s8 b f: ?
many relatives.
, i0 B m8 i4 Y0 W& v成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
$ ^6 |# q" ^; x$ a7 eNever put off the work till
: e) [; X7 w% ] _7 u ltomorrow what you can put off today.
! Z+ \8 a2 a) y% Z6 Y% d0 V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- _- D- I/ d, {' p9 uLove is
5 S0 C. I3 k3 ]! R) x jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 C% i7 D; ]* u$ ]/ N爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) Q! @8 e0 l" w" g* `9 U, a7 bChildren in % M) T. Z. W; P% I/ k: j. v/ L
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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dreams.” So go to sleep.3 t! k, K" G% l6 J, n& ?
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; u9 K1 f! h: F# V- ]4 R
There should be a
! s& B4 x9 [4 y% b5 |' ]- Mbetter way to start a day than waking up every 4 E( f( R; V. B+ ~; Z5 H7 y
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, H' L6 s: [* z/ M) P8 y$ [0 n3 X
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 9 h; i( L9 v/ c. l) M6 E& }9 F
But why take the risk?
3 R; s4 ^5 T$ Q/ A努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 V4 ]6 e' y% c; r8 F. y" W“Work fascinates me.“ I can * s0 W' @0 K, b4 D) I4 F
look at it for hours!* f# w7 o1 |: u5 B- P( z2 e; K/ y
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 X% F4 d4 S/ l$ @* u% g" R" K5 h
God made relatives; Thank God we
. }0 b' O/ w- G3 _2 V' F& L1 c- ecan choose our friends.
" }0 \+ D* d; S5 q8 Q( U8 T" ]+ S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
$ G; B7 w% J; u' d0 ^3 U8 [2 Q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 x% y: L% d- h1 A# }
A dress is like a barbed
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view.# s; v8 C/ E8 D
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. j$ F) V* ^" {( \9 ^% D. L* \
The more you learn, the more you know,
& a; {& r$ g8 WThe more you know, the more you forget.
$ S: W6 e% p. W8 R! f* W; k# W/ }3 OThe more you forget, the less you 1 ^# l. b3 Y7 U1 c
know. So why bother to learn.
$ P1 }2 G8 g; }学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 4 ]) S, H" }" n1 r/ Y+ @
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