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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
- `- t6 p; h* G5 V) |- dMastercard & Visa., x6 ^' i$ l+ W( C$ y3 h6 U
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. q+ j3 r, Y. ?0 }2 v2 ~One should love animals. They are
; e; n8 `; R/ j/ m/ Fso tasty.
0 o, t5 b! @; X/ n8 o3 d7 A# ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 _5 h1 u: z; e! e2 I) ESave water. Shower with your
4 D/ q2 b  m6 e. Z! e. jgirlfriend.: k0 x1 q+ N! L/ q$ M) i
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% H7 H" J) u4 MLove the neighbor. But don’t get 9 z+ _6 ?+ `, a' F7 m5 v5 ?7 U
caught.! ]" z2 _: ^$ h' r
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ ?* ^- K4 M' H! G. v0 L
Behind every successful man, there is a 9 a1 w* [# q+ I9 i& f1 j
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
5 Y8 R6 ?6 U7 \) r2 i- S- x5 @- Qtwo.( S! E7 Y& D9 _& j* W6 A
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
& e3 v4 |# ]; x0 @Every man should marry. After all,
, |; O: Z' X5 W# x+ ?5 [happiness is not the only thing in life.
' x+ |3 P% a4 q1 \+ W6 d. C: h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。  \) G/ D( K& O' u6 {
The wise
" H3 O+ c, u2 ^9 v+ xnever marry, And when they marry they become 6 f) I: Y$ b8 u1 K
otherwise.
$ ]' F8 e/ P2 ^" V( N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: `* L. Q1 T8 {+ j! T
Success is a relative term. It brings so 6 x1 Y: h/ a" K' Q- n! t
many relatives.
, D; ~6 u  u5 K6 A7 Q: }: P成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% W( W8 M7 L5 H! c
Never put off the work till - l$ K4 G% K1 H2 k8 M1 Q
tomorrow what you can put off today.0 \1 I8 @! a4 y$ @: H( W/ d9 K+ f
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 _; d: H" O$ _( R4 NLove is
2 O7 g. y' A7 T' P& ~: g$ R0 E1 Qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.0 {7 m& P, f( i+ |  O* x, A! B) ?
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
. X" X/ }1 Y0 @  X- I( q7 VChildren in
$ g- U" A1 z  n$ obackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ; i1 p' ~' |9 S: \1 v
children.
# u4 }! b% r2 f& E7 [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
& w0 h* j( P, m9 ]“Your future depends on your
4 q, K3 ~7 K2 D& t! w8 hdreams.” So go to sleep.+ J# k- X  Y2 d# N+ O! ^1 D: H
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。: E, r1 u7 L% k7 A" T
There should be a
2 x- q( q8 ]" @/ _* Abetter way to start a day than waking up every
3 n6 \3 K+ E/ h: G4 }0 Ymorning.
+ H' g9 a0 b3 \! W) p应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 F1 Z+ e# [* z$ |; M
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 0 N0 R: a, R, t& }; r+ o( v
But why take the risk?
+ v: C/ g% U. X$ J; [# V努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! D5 w+ P. x$ L“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  R( d/ K* a; `5 ?  \$ Slook at it for hours!5 h. W$ \2 w( p9 m
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" u0 `$ ^8 A4 sGod made relatives; Thank God we 5 Y0 x, M! A7 z2 X$ w
can choose our friends.- x/ ?- T2 o6 O/ i! d
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ n( _8 p- o( L1 J" F
When two’s . H1 D& S2 m  t) a1 t1 g& u, q
company, three’s the result!" i& c. p* B$ k" s9 E1 ^
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
) m" S- W4 b, z9 ~3 CA dress is like a barbed
% T' C+ i5 T+ E2 yfence. It protects the premises without restricting the ' ]2 `6 q. `9 g# Z' y
view.1 u% O, j9 ~- Z0 o. {& B+ F
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& e6 l. ^4 V1 s6 b) j1 Q3 TThe more you learn, the more you know,   x8 j, X9 a$ x$ j- D; O' w( n1 \
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 D- \& }& z1 N* u/ j& W. Z3 m( p% NThe more you forget, the less you
  n8 C2 T  c% g; `" jknow. So why bother to learn.. l! j, n  I# V7 M( ?* E
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# P8 D' O% P1 d" O9 U' A9 T为什么学来着
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