加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 e9 Z; Q1 `/ w3 K. HOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" a* E0 J- Q) mLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
2 o  [  ?3 _( D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 a, @; k7 @/ y* mBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
0 G8 P. n* y1 N8 [# v每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 a7 i; t0 T4 kEvery man should marry. After all,
- f8 h* K; g* Khappiness is not the only thing in life.
5 A- @6 x- J. ~3 f) |' P  D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& {, _7 G6 C5 l" g) J/ iThe wise
6 D# a7 d* l$ Knever marry, And when they marry they become
9 w* n5 }2 @& T$ W! D3 L2 {otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 v- O4 b6 w6 o+ r" |Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 R# M" r5 |/ |, u$ Q, ]tomorrow what you can put off today.
, L+ _4 Z, m2 `8 C9 G. N  ]7 y( O不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! J# ^. L' z4 {8 |) ichildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) s2 Q3 d) W* T* E7 ]* U“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
: B/ r: C7 g/ o! J% W2 Y' Tmorning.
' [) `9 a3 X/ v/ S. ?+ ]' I应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 C5 ~' A) J, U“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
- `! d4 y) \! ?努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 {" b5 Z/ U& k* D. T' }“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
& G: f# g4 G5 j. j$ _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
; o0 ~8 ?& W/ |$ i0 ncan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
! C! x, Z# p1 gcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' U# L( M& F7 B) UA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. I" r" A, T$ X# m- b. g& eview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
* D8 i: T1 ?; [/ aThe more you know, the more you forget.
0 e6 x& e" W1 W- cThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
1 K" u7 C) U: o3 B7 _, N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着