加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 p& @/ Y; M) X; \; R" ?, T* BOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
* m0 t7 J. k5 L6 F# F8 E' V' Bgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
1 c2 u6 s6 B6 d, H0 b) Q2 ]9 U. g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
+ F; x  E* o- B) kman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
4 a" n( ], D& i' D% V( qtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
! K/ n! _/ s% Yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 \( ^$ o; R( ?" R3 a. C/ P2 OThe wise
: d7 M8 Y  E  P7 I% ynever marry, And when they marry they become
. ~/ l7 s4 u; b/ d/ h/ [: \otherwise.
) s9 S; _( H: Y; {' o9 p2 o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
' m& ^$ X6 i" R% c* f' o' p; P9 iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
9 _+ \/ |: W/ z2 b5 E. r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 B, k4 N& m* g0 N/ x# [- Utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
- M5 X  U) a4 r+ B! S, NLove is
2 U* [" R0 L9 G; l- U4 o8 ephotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
# i% k/ T0 T3 l& `/ Mchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 p* u& ?. M/ p& z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# y; T' d, {/ j" b8 h" ^There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
( {# n( v. m: Mmorning.
5 G6 z8 C) `6 I1 N$ Q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' ?0 |# \3 L7 B$ l4 MBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' s$ V: E  Q) A' G- X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 ^) G' B% t3 h% ^" Alook at it for hours!
' d4 H0 l8 i7 S) ^! `% _7 F* H工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
3 I( {8 z( [- y) E9 F9 N' i: |, Qcan choose our friends.
7 u/ V: n; k; S; b$ n0 j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 D9 R8 K# l% QWhen two’s
$ r" r# J' L9 s6 A; k# V& rcompany, three’s the result!
5 S+ Q- T! x3 }8 g两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
9 a1 W1 k) F. Mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 j& U" I# L0 C% p# Jview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( {  Z/ g: z' l( vThe more you learn, the more you know,
' d7 m$ z  z: u9 TThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
1 a. {0 y) U) B8 o8 T* T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着