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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s * S- k/ c# k! v% K8 s
Mastercard & Visa.
' ?9 y. i& G- z  ~# f7 t7 V5 D钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% d* ]$ t3 \, f+ Z* G/ p! f$ Y
One should love animals. They are
+ H$ D0 [( |/ |8 o2 ^# W: c& A. Z& gso tasty.+ J9 M+ y. n: B! U9 y5 D
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 b3 v  K' s3 r/ ~5 n+ k& ?# H6 B
Save water. Shower with your / h7 V* I, X% V- K7 Q. }# Z
girlfriend.5 H- H% A1 V6 z# |9 E7 H+ C; ]
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* y+ z) i. C1 v. }& d2 x" [9 y* RLove the neighbor. But don’t get 6 f: p' Q' T, y/ n6 L9 D; z0 d
caught.
; |( w; d4 z; `; V  @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。. I2 Y" g. p' E% D9 S" ]$ @
Behind every successful man, there is a ! m' l% [2 v3 P, J1 ?  M
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are & q! j* p  `; F. a
two.
# V2 y) E. `6 k8 a" s, h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 z' A) H, l! k) e( m' p/ B- mEvery man should marry. After all,
% d! l8 a# m$ H+ \# R  g! Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.( q: D0 n! u; Z8 P# q9 |# N5 f
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ T+ ^/ x) G( j1 `2 QThe wise & x0 x% _& M! |4 g% Y& ]
never marry, And when they marry they become ) X' \" o' @6 W
otherwise.
- B! h+ D; h( n! S聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 X7 \" y' A" W' f7 @+ H8 Y
Success is a relative term. It brings so
; E: Q2 s4 D8 g) x+ B0 ^1 bmany relatives.
  Q5 ?+ _9 x9 M: I% U- |成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。' V7 v2 V! H+ X% ^; \' l
Never put off the work till
0 |+ M1 h6 T& S  `' K6 Q5 wtomorrow what you can put off today.' ~, `- L6 K, n* Q  J: w4 z  p; y1 T/ W
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。8 n7 ~  @( T( V7 p2 d/ M
Love is : b# N3 v. f5 R8 h- |
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& K9 ^' r  y8 R! Z8 I2 I+ i) t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! E& [# W$ N7 q% u& ~Children in % {  [* S' _+ O: i. e; f, j
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
( [, f0 S" O9 m& C" v- W# Jchildren.
0 L" \9 q; g% o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 D5 v8 G+ `, C; b- L5 ~% C“Your future depends on your
4 ?$ e# t/ K  T7 `1 Sdreams.” So go to sleep.
1 P4 _* F6 M" Y0 c9 n“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 n! m! C3 z, p
There should be a
! h' \! I8 T1 O% Z+ Ebetter way to start a day than waking up every 6 A# Q2 y+ x7 |) K
morning.
9 C, f/ O# x6 ?! K应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 ~- d* I0 @5 Y& H“Hard work never killed anybody.“ & K) ~7 O# O+ d) f9 J0 k; W6 ?  x
But why take the risk?
( z3 f8 j1 j4 s6 e# ~5 u努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
4 p1 r' y6 i2 ~" B8 @+ }8 T' y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
& ^+ T7 c' B" J/ r% @: clook at it for hours!
0 q2 U9 _5 H3 k! }$ h0 i. W. ~工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。6 Y: r  V. i2 o$ S3 ?5 Z
God made relatives; Thank God we . @  X4 K4 `. Q0 l# S% F- j1 q
can choose our friends.
" n# U+ i+ a3 Z) @2 y( h2 m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: g# }3 }+ B+ A& P
When two’s
5 x8 }4 s7 k$ F4 P, }! y4 r3 W- Gcompany, three’s the result!
+ l/ y2 b+ u( R1 f& J  {, Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!/ W/ d+ T& ?' s1 N; K# O8 K
A dress is like a barbed
5 ?2 l! c& c9 @8 }3 Sfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 }0 h' K- w9 r# P5 g0 z5 G3 r/ zview.$ P+ C" r% Q1 _1 q" O2 j
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* Z0 h; M! O+ l4 ?+ Q) S4 n
The more you learn, the more you know,
- _: }  W1 O! P4 K5 N* N) ZThe more you know, the more you forget.7 \0 ]2 V  P+ l% o1 w% A0 a2 H
The more you forget, the less you
2 C5 F! J2 b& q, S  vknow. So why bother to learn.0 L* V( S, z3 d. I( U% r
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, , h1 ]( c) w  ]( O/ V$ g/ Y
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