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Money is not everything. There’s
: D1 v- A& o) I7 {5 iMastercard & Visa.! Y' O7 `" O' m" @
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# F. I( P( O Q% |4 @One should love animals. They are ) N; L' E- Z+ Y% x& ?
so tasty.
2 c) C n$ O7 @: ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。% _6 e# E! ^0 I4 q
Save water. Shower with your * i4 M& t# O; _. B* M/ O
girlfriend.
* ?# F/ m8 u3 T8 ?2 R4 o4 t0 i2 b要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. U* ~; e- w8 M% cLove the neighbor. But don’t get
' U" m8 P, }# y6 N/ h0 b* K/ i. qcaught.
. v7 i( R& k" E! C" ~3 P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, ~5 A. C+ F5 I
Behind every successful man, there is a : Z1 z% M# d: @$ y
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
2 A2 Y/ i+ \) T& T0 @% C& ktwo.
$ h8 b" U# Q& d$ B& u1 u1 {1 k/ w每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。8 Z+ \- C& _( u4 \; p
Every man should marry. After all, / w! c7 ^& A, N
happiness is not the only thing in life.( n+ u, X- A/ v+ \
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 J3 E5 g- Y3 @+ v& ~; `0 o
The wise
+ f/ }( W e+ `, G: P# e4 snever marry, And when they marry they become $ l* R& A9 x; Q: }' M0 {
otherwise.. S' X9 d5 h) x0 |
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# z+ B6 L5 }1 |* M- _Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 Z" r# |1 z/ c: J* z) Wmany relatives.
8 Q* I5 a9 a3 v0 k0 ?# a# S. }成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; s( q. H) M/ p8 l# d
Never put off the work till % H) e% W$ R( p& B; C
tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 L% X: M3 J$ K8 F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! n8 f/ a( f; Q5 mLove is
( ?# ~. e: X+ h+ X; Mphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% W# O2 p6 s7 Z' M! `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。' b- {0 d6 ^$ B* V8 P: W. S# ^
Children in
& l) f) f2 h9 [! L2 D( {6 vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 C$ F5 W( z# n5 F. N3 qchildren.1 D0 L; S, q/ ^# c$ d5 @2 i( b
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。' { D# m9 v$ G# ^+ h2 {) B: z3 i5 b
“Your future depends on your n1 S9 L* U* O
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' i" N& @) c- s& ]9 X“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。* k, ~9 f7 o) x7 r% t
There should be a _2 p9 Y o6 l0 h- I; u! W
better way to start a day than waking up every 8 @4 g. A# y" e" S7 J
morning.
% I6 J# y! l" l" ?3 h9 Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 i- q3 n" T9 `6 P! I/ s
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 5 v4 v5 f8 r6 P; v
But why take the risk?
' W/ I7 \* p" ~* U. f) F6 _+ W努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; ~9 L% P5 U0 r2 K4 n
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 6 `# J& R! i' Z' a& O' L* t3 ^: D
look at it for hours!
2 U' ^9 x2 S R0 \工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: Y, ]) ^2 _ \. }0 n3 U0 z1 MGod made relatives; Thank God we
6 o8 B/ r- b; ?; L6 D/ I, ~1 Dcan choose our friends.
' V6 q/ q" p% ~4 r; g+ z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ B: m; [ d& \/ f- rWhen two’s 1 ?" u4 y. b2 J" K
company, three’s the result!4 J2 j2 P R5 d! o4 P6 B' l! p
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, W1 a: z z- r0 RA dress is like a barbed , |, k* r% G) ~
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 W# r4 K/ W$ ~" v, ~3 r2 B2 wThe more you learn, the more you know,
" d% X6 S, D) w2 h% r# SThe more you know, the more you forget.
! E& h, P g' Q3 N; _The more you forget, the less you ' A. U# F. ?, d( l9 V. H; d
know. So why bother to learn.
7 @! c' ]% o' V4 G1 E3 V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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