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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s   I& S6 X% y# K7 c* j! g& T  v
Mastercard & Visa.3 w- {0 P% y3 W* z2 P: f  J
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
; ?# K0 E! v7 JOne should love animals. They are ( O. W! @3 [4 f) O; p5 G: j
so tasty.8 s" o: d( k$ h! h7 v' O5 u  k
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: V" Z* ~8 a, r* H4 n
Save water. Shower with your
7 n! ^1 A' g* Q+ F& kgirlfriend.
* k. H% E0 ~1 W要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 ?9 d$ D/ y8 ]8 E, sLove the neighbor. But don’t get
3 Z/ N+ P8 n7 y- Ocaught.3 C! `5 y, n  D7 k
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ q7 H. d9 {6 D3 T9 _, qBehind every successful man, there is a - }- p0 w% R6 b* P9 ?9 T
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! L7 F9 ~% y' k9 T& }1 E, I( I$ btwo.
/ I- i8 g7 ~) g每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 n8 H* u1 p; l/ A
Every man should marry. After all,
/ ?0 {4 F" }1 Shappiness is not the only thing in life.6 P' i1 |" d; g& s' p- D' L% ~
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
9 V( T8 U) A; n+ Y$ C$ z: i4 n+ }The wise 9 G, R( P) V3 w6 r  P
never marry, And when they marry they become
: S( ]2 S2 B; ~' p/ D( |* E1 w1 }otherwise.
$ d7 M, n( W9 }, k% ]0 z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 J, ]! `7 v% L* O' D, A9 hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so # a4 Z1 e. O- u/ k0 j. G
many relatives.
& n$ N) ?. v: t. Q9 f. N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
( E& K8 s/ v# u" D; |3 i- Q7 ZNever put off the work till 9 L& L& ]; ^' x+ L
tomorrow what you can put off today.9 B: i, q# U$ s7 G) z$ H
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, ^1 I# `  q1 c, l2 J1 U- l" \0 ~3 G* }
Love is
; T" P' F( x" z2 g8 x& c: Tphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 J0 m0 K: O8 j& E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
+ t. Q) I4 t' K' s' cChildren in
8 y& g5 K/ v  T2 t- Q: pbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
! |0 a1 e* D: `) s3 Schildren.
5 z* s6 n" k  [+ s" T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 u8 L9 V( }# H9 Q) i# {
“Your future depends on your
5 S* R) L: H, ?0 |# A# Wdreams.” So go to sleep.7 f9 W+ r* y% A2 @, B/ N( N
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& n6 G# U% K7 }5 M0 i& lThere should be a
' q" n. N! m% i3 {* kbetter way to start a day than waking up every
5 n7 k% J, h1 J" q- H7 F0 R1 zmorning.
6 J( f3 }+ ~) \, z2 b* }' |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. b6 W; k2 x/ u) Y) ]. F“Hard work never killed anybody.“
4 s1 J- ~! w  [1 _But why take the risk?
- {' q1 F' c& w" R/ @* I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 R. q3 a% F* k“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" u# P7 e, y  o# s- }% Dlook at it for hours!7 C8 Y- s7 p/ R& {$ G
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( ~0 O2 S. Y3 ~3 G* I6 m* o  v" o
God made relatives; Thank God we 6 U7 y) M2 f# ~  d1 L" K$ ?9 E
can choose our friends.
; \6 }' [1 _, P3 B; h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$ B+ ]2 q' q$ j+ i1 j* KWhen two’s
, ~# i) G: }) v3 G; w! e4 F9 dcompany, three’s the result!6 L/ R) ^& b  ^: i1 [6 P5 z  n  L% ?
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!- K" w/ H  ~6 p
A dress is like a barbed 2 Q# e2 O6 q3 q: C4 Z& z6 o
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 z8 r! q) @6 qview.. D. j$ W( [% }0 t: b% Y6 {( l1 I
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。2 F! z& C) f, Z+ F7 T" g
The more you learn, the more you know, & g( Q0 E  J8 k
The more you know, the more you forget.
- s% C- G9 m0 `* M/ v" gThe more you forget, the less you
9 S& m5 Z8 ^7 f" {$ Zknow. So why bother to learn.& L! m+ p$ u& ]3 Z7 L
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) r6 \: c) G; `: f0 i9 b# |3 G为什么学来着
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