加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ t$ ?1 L6 j5 x; X/ N; `5 rMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
" P& T3 A5 S) h; m/ `, i3 E7 ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
# K2 ^& ^( @' Q, E. oLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& E8 x, ^1 |( d% a( S# B0 `4 mBehind every successful man, there is a
/ o7 q) j, V& a5 Zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
% Y4 F* {# {0 g! Vtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
' |& q. R( w/ Y+ _" ?7 `* M9 b: F, _Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 i+ a0 a5 _! o  ?; L5 M6 _Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
6 Y7 I6 ]* H9 @. Y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. z* E# r9 z+ T* R' P; ]. X1 HNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 F+ e9 q2 Z' q; v8 G! J7 @- B" D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! U: P6 f8 E% ]( A8 O1 W4 bLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
9 e9 b/ K* ^+ S) s7 ^7 Ichildren.
9 b: g" k- x) c: J( Z' I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" a% L. D  z/ K! f# u) n“Your future depends on your
: f" x% R. c0 gdreams.” So go to sleep.
7 D/ t% l% B$ A: c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
4 R1 _( ~8 z8 N+ W3 x8 ^) G+ dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
% r; ~+ H) K4 w2 x& L" j2 I努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
" g, g8 h& q. M$ Q工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 z3 v( ^2 f+ C! ]When two’s
- Y  Y, x* f  A. I9 }- icompany, three’s the result!
7 u+ Z; v6 j6 d$ k( `( W, T两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" c0 A$ d1 u* x; z3 MA dress is like a barbed
2 R, I6 ^' Q9 j$ C, rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
2 ^3 t" r7 w# q% V1 s0 X) G% zview.
6 |& G4 ^8 ^# Z% m; L' J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
8 M8 C7 n7 A7 q3 SThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
0 ~8 w7 U. G# X& mThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
8 I6 v1 u& Y1 g+ ~, x: \; ^3 u学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
  L1 v8 B2 A/ ?7 ~" u* `- X为什么学来着