加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
6 z# Z) ]* Y+ ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( {8 F) D  F/ ~/ e6 C. o9 mSave water. Shower with your
; H! P; D& f& D# Egirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
4 ~% Z6 ?  I& o" x/ \caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
8 P; z2 ~. @0 g1 yman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 t2 w2 t0 j9 [, P8 KEvery man should marry. After all,
/ t% v4 v( {( T! Y9 L* E3 g$ `8 d. Phappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
2 L% @. P' a3 I6 B) {many relatives.
' Y: ~$ }: H- A5 Z" ]1 x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
! x; o6 ]) w! r* x7 Y! i" L, F! `Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; w9 [0 K7 b8 q4 `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
" E8 z7 ^$ {- uChildren in
8 U' s- J1 X2 h1 S6 e, S* qbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! X7 v& V3 I2 ~6 p* W“Your future depends on your
; W1 ^2 v9 |: u* Vdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& A! G0 p7 c. D" c: _There should be a
0 O5 P% M3 s+ ^better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
7 f% }7 L$ s1 }" M8 s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ y$ y$ `2 t2 c& d$ q0 kBut why take the risk?
4 J1 @$ ]- I- h) p1 m6 J9 k) }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" P1 s6 ?9 G: Clook at it for hours!
  w* I# S4 U, i# _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
9 I9 ], W0 t+ R2 g/ R9 K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
5 T; J; F/ ^2 \6 [9 _When two’s
company, three’s the result!
! G2 Y) Y2 x, X两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
# z' v0 e7 A- V& s/ h0 hfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
$ s0 L) X) S  F1 ]6 m2 Xview.
+ n, S% T- l5 Q4 ]& Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 Q. k# }9 L& m" a9 b' \; Q- hThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
; Y( Q" x& H1 }7 OThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
* h* P$ M) T2 G# O. n: h为什么学来着