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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
+ P3 d& |$ n- d) y1 _Mastercard & Visa.' r1 ^9 h* k6 Z: A
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 F, S7 B* z6 T& {. fOne should love animals. They are ' l- I/ p/ @- Q. Y' o. L
so tasty.
6 z, i% L1 Q4 J# O; F' |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- P: d4 r2 y5 l% p7 ~Save water. Shower with your 2 @- h! {' [5 I
girlfriend.
  j& }5 _% g8 s. Q) o1 @要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* `; _# a1 {7 l* |5 B% RLove the neighbor. But don’t get * n3 K* M  ~- r3 n( _1 p- Y1 g
caught.
# p4 V. D% G2 t6 L! X9 a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。. |# g- B1 @1 M+ s- h
Behind every successful man, there is a
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two.
$ m( D& l3 B3 V9 {: L: \每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ h/ F0 X$ `# R$ c9 u4 @/ \
Every man should marry. After all, + g4 s6 o9 u% Z5 d% v$ q
happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ c& o" |4 m1 N$ l5 y% D; W, N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 K; T4 F; C) H1 ~% m& |The wise
; C' R- d' R( {, D5 ynever marry, And when they marry they become % r+ _  O- e1 z( @5 \
otherwise.) S$ j( o1 f) E. ]4 k. i, Q, L
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。- {  x- ]$ n" G6 \$ P  D) A$ v
Success is a relative term. It brings so
- @! K3 |) q" L& omany relatives.
6 N2 h( _$ [8 Y9 d6 K成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 y) H5 E( G$ B: j
Never put off the work till ! F7 i  k" T  w4 e& }3 m; f: Z
tomorrow what you can put off today.
) w" y- T2 Y0 q5 c# R. I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ k( u9 }& q3 n# ALove is & K& i1 d, t* G; ?* z& P4 v) ]( @
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.  Y7 M% y5 ^) e2 `' t1 Y4 m
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。+ Y, v. |# _% R* ?8 m
Children in
. V1 W# _+ u1 R1 {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' T' j2 i) ?" u1 y' x2 Q0 `% Hchildren.+ P2 [3 ?' {3 {! y
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 m* {- Z9 L( s8 Q! t" j) V3 ~+ a8 \“Your future depends on your 5 A, y7 q4 q: w- Y$ {- O0 H2 r1 X0 Z
dreams.” So go to sleep.9 f) w, P4 O7 C& N! }
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。$ J) L! a7 ?6 M, R* C
There should be a
2 X* `+ G) Z% Q6 V% _4 j' pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
& l: i7 c1 v; [9 V; W5 j" H2 omorning.! n( R) T' E4 k% n5 b
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 \# y" ~( W$ T3 u1 r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 ~+ G+ ~$ v9 {2 ?# rBut why take the risk?
+ q% U& ?; r  G7 J( l/ U% J努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ t- x! f( `: e7 v. m; [; A8 |8 g“Work fascinates me.“ I can * g+ i' o# R' x
look at it for hours!+ `2 `" C" M# j7 W5 m
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 D1 F; ^9 ]8 w& \4 hGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 r% Q1 G$ C6 M6 z5 ncan choose our friends.8 Y+ a+ D0 @  A* D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; N2 W6 W2 M4 j+ H0 D4 t8 P3 U
When two’s
- I7 w; Y, o  @7 u: c* o, q* ~# scompany, three’s the result!
4 L/ z9 S9 j# o& o  m两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
1 G' i) L, L% R3 A) ?$ rA dress is like a barbed : j. F+ Y! A  Q2 ^0 v7 G+ }
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# `. z  y( S& k! c1 wview.
5 C$ u8 V# t) y. A2 }4 ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# a0 U1 S7 m8 t
The more you learn, the more you know,
& ?* Q0 U: q$ \The more you know, the more you forget.
6 e, @1 A* c! ~( G/ E0 nThe more you forget, the less you 9 w, V2 @6 B0 y* T9 V
know. So why bother to learn.- O- ?4 L6 L! b( O* v  N
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
5 l+ r+ E3 R  Y+ r6 n& @: S为什么学来着
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