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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 1 T9 k% y! k3 @5 r3 b* a
Mastercard & Visa.
. }" V" C+ Z+ ~3 Q+ J2 L钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; R6 Z% S) S5 M- Y& \4 v, t
One should love animals. They are
0 R, }' V$ m" N5 f) H6 X, Qso tasty." T# Z% ~6 Z! V, j- u
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* W2 n' O6 Z: }9 M4 ?! u4 C* hSave water. Shower with your
, ^& x' Z- m% O( T! ]/ l3 {girlfriend.
/ [: c* s( b, j) J要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ R/ u5 t! `- A  U- L; MLove the neighbor. But don’t get
& f* c8 d8 N; K( U7 L; gcaught.  J2 u- H: x5 Q& c! G1 v% K
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" \( c; B2 g+ A1 \" O! {+ F8 I
Behind every successful man, there is a   K% S! S8 V& w- G
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
  U  {9 S$ T% H+ z$ |' a+ x2 ?two.& Q  f! T. X! j) F8 c, P
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 i+ @; L( c' ?
Every man should marry. After all,
) L8 j, O- P8 [4 p" x4 X& Ahappiness is not the only thing in life.
! _' \# z6 r# A% e) ^0 \: P再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 w" ?$ Y* ]% m" v$ u0 h2 p0 pThe wise
/ ~+ j% u7 n' ?5 d6 {* Anever marry, And when they marry they become
5 P/ J7 d: H0 D/ ^1 R' ]otherwise.
6 ?- {4 X6 L. v. {* Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  U0 ^3 u9 B9 t5 h& C& V4 ~Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 x3 ^% P5 j* {: R+ ?2 f% qmany relatives.4 B8 Q4 A& B- q7 g- u+ h; _% w5 i
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。' D# h; |) {& @( F9 M! I' k
Never put off the work till
* l7 i2 R! N8 Y6 J% I1 Ftomorrow what you can put off today.
6 D1 b- L& O9 P7 W8 F  \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 w8 v+ U" ~7 R& T) cLove is ; \  k8 ?3 z' E6 g; P9 G5 s
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; N6 v" b' S" A; {# e9 R爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。4 z( I6 V$ v& F4 i5 J
Children in $ V9 q+ r3 R% Y9 M- z3 r( {- t
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
4 V4 E( y# w' W9 `$ ^4 U/ ]children.
8 k4 u2 e3 b+ g" E0 l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
: m% \0 ?& n! x“Your future depends on your % X9 ?+ J2 o' u2 K3 \
dreams.” So go to sleep.+ g) P( h' d5 ^
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。! L4 V" b3 O! o/ A) r
There should be a ( n' [+ B1 p* G4 p1 f* ~- j7 s
better way to start a day than waking up every
) M- G) c& v' v# Q6 g& vmorning.$ |" L" ~- M3 x! Y! c8 f# `
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 G8 M: k3 A, e- l+ S! W: r“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 Z; f/ E' K8 O' ~7 K+ nBut why take the risk?
* `' \6 [* R: a, _& q6 a努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。$ Q0 Y/ v+ p$ q
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  ^5 W6 ^. \3 ?look at it for hours!; T* J7 \2 C& A+ ~: W
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。; @* F! |+ C. [( d
God made relatives; Thank God we 6 h, n: S7 n& k
can choose our friends.6 |% Q* T+ h) x7 l2 C) }
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; O; h& r6 a8 L& b
When two’s 9 ^  f: _  D/ z- k0 B
company, three’s the result!
1 v. ~; z5 ?9 `, X两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# _  k; w0 O7 x; V9 Q
A dress is like a barbed & x7 t1 _, j  `; p) N) F
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 Y9 G# v: [2 J# d% oview.0 b# x3 N' H1 t. I  I
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。9 M8 d- G) K3 F( T; |
The more you learn, the more you know, 6 X2 N' B5 h- U3 X' l3 w, S
The more you know, the more you forget.. ]% K) F4 f! k. j
The more you forget, the less you
4 ~" i* X6 l, \: ]9 X6 kknow. So why bother to learn.: I1 I  o# V2 M' F. B$ A
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. M& J6 w5 p" y: h  ~, }) `! L为什么学来着
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