加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
) M+ D) E& N( V8 P9 E4 Z$ DMastercard & Visa.
) O% ~! [7 h$ @0 U9 v6 @钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
# I8 u$ t! r% G; w. NOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
- b) B! a8 _: L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
( n; P# i$ U& [/ ngirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
" s0 S' |# M' kLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
7 C  S$ X2 T7 \; W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
% z0 }2 |/ U% vBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
2 X" o5 B5 L1 \每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
; ?; P# s" `+ v9 ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
- j9 i7 J& m% E3 V2 h8 y, V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
  ?$ n$ Y- P# ^, l" @The wise
& z; u& l4 X: V* l( j6 R$ Inever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
& ]) n+ b' V& f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
8 I1 y9 O5 ^1 p( V( `4 c, ?! Ptomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 ?: ~- {( o0 H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 K' g1 X& i% M- U6 z4 Vchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 i2 d; D: n1 T' `* |“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
9 C, \" X0 l! [! q" A5 Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; r8 D/ w/ G! e, T: L! u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
  e/ w/ a9 b5 l" Z& t“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 F% `( N/ W2 A- |' b2 y: f2 B7 V. nBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
% X# a' k4 ~% _, E" L! [6 y: _0 N“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  h( n" d. y. w5 W) z* \look at it for hours!
  G+ C1 T( w1 N" I: t工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
0 b* Y( W3 j! D; v9 _can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
% Q, x$ ]3 i  u! Jcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& Q( n' U. }( y( h! d% h" O1 kA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* B* h, Z$ n2 d; Y  Pview.
5 D2 R+ F. k' h) H( y8 M/ q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: G- e1 d) O5 uThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
6 C9 X/ ?' F. v# Q/ D9 j, }The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着