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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
0 X; u, z5 n) V* b' MMastercard & Visa.. E0 ]1 C  y$ J
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
- B9 G. j, i( x: _: [" {One should love animals. They are 7 U. g0 t8 j  |  \* L5 k0 X
so tasty.
9 d8 u. x9 X, S: }/ ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。9 v9 h. F$ |$ O+ \
Save water. Shower with your
9 n5 J( r0 }4 x' t8 ^+ V9 e& Jgirlfriend.4 W1 B+ U5 E- Z6 ?! N# l8 C8 E
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ S6 @! }  ^; SLove the neighbor. But don’t get , ]1 O$ p/ g, Z
caught.
3 s* a  k. `5 ]4 p% i要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 ~0 D' G% e6 @1 A$ L8 _5 _- \% x
Behind every successful man, there is a + e- `, r  F3 u& x. @
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are   C* \' ?2 Y; T8 b
two.4 R$ N+ y5 H. g$ y; G
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 @; G9 `/ x$ C
Every man should marry. After all,
0 {; o. v; f1 M  dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
0 c3 D4 b* B( s$ R+ m; m9 i6 Z# l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 t9 u/ F/ b0 J3 g6 Y
The wise . o! |+ v- }& I' t/ D
never marry, And when they marry they become 1 F5 S+ Z5 n$ l  g7 @7 \  x' t
otherwise.! F& b3 `0 M+ ~
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* L) t' @% j# eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# S7 c3 n/ ^  N$ emany relatives.
' |2 @* @( o& @' F6 I9 {成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
& e  I- X4 o7 Y& Q# QNever put off the work till
/ \0 Q. n8 Q3 x6 M" \4 dtomorrow what you can put off today.  Y9 f3 j7 g* g' Q/ v
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
) S0 X/ D1 F1 VLove is & L3 [( c) k0 {/ k
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.+ ^5 a- \  u/ F( D! p, r, }
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 K* ]5 ?/ o/ ]3 }Children in # m* N1 r% ]% i! L# ~! \% d
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause * s9 ^; V6 \$ m
children.
+ C) w3 n- ]5 J3 m后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! V- ^6 {- u! O6 D' w+ j8 y8 f4 _“Your future depends on your
- {  h/ p- |' V- ~4 Zdreams.” So go to sleep.
2 A  F+ W5 b5 E! X1 t3 I1 c“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' s7 W/ V$ @7 V4 j6 v  aThere should be a / ?- G, W0 h# P( D. i
better way to start a day than waking up every
. Q9 C0 T/ e& o$ @& t; Tmorning.
. j1 @( f+ |% D8 a" j4 Q, l# X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。: o. S( i- F6 o: |  V
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ " N& }* t0 D7 e( L% d
But why take the risk?
. s0 u# y/ E8 X, o- u/ A努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 _1 w- [' x: P* W+ E3 ^6 h/ \“Work fascinates me.“ I can
" i: N8 J! I: g& z9 _) a& P+ @look at it for hours!
* Y1 x- Z1 q8 P& |2 a$ _% ~6 |工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! ?- c# V% I& }; u3 S  G
God made relatives; Thank God we ( q! i7 Z; X! r6 ]& s
can choose our friends.$ G1 g, w3 P6 F6 v6 x: l6 t8 V
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。+ `5 X8 Z4 t6 J& f9 x5 f- i
When two’s
- B* \7 q( T# a4 s2 \/ k" ycompany, three’s the result!0 }$ \9 V. f2 p0 P7 p" G4 D' {
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' b9 \; U9 J1 |) u0 {A dress is like a barbed " T! c, R2 ~; y$ q, E
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
6 ^0 E* U) ~; Q/ [0 gview./ z, r/ ~) x3 Y- ^
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
4 I+ |: [. s$ k4 Y2 Z$ O4 u' S6 gThe more you learn, the more you know, 1 c7 ~+ j% o1 B1 h% z; g2 H
The more you know, the more you forget.. E& {+ l9 o9 [4 u8 D
The more you forget, the less you
7 N& I5 Z# T! W. \* K5 bknow. So why bother to learn.+ d* P: h$ N9 @2 E; X
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# _0 e5 K7 g: q4 \4 E, L3 w' y为什么学来着
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