加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
  ]9 o1 r$ Z( O2 o; R# J5 `5 lMastercard & Visa.
# R4 E+ J% c% E: x% I+ `" ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* d( g6 m4 U5 L# y* B; ~One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
" t- x8 ~# n# }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 F- K& I+ Q$ M4 p; ycaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
# T* P- I* O7 h9 Xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, J1 F9 S8 ?# A  k# Itwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
& [5 |( O, ~) Z  a2 B再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
4 Y; g: [) p1 j, F( k2 sThe wise
1 F# X; d0 e8 jnever marry, And when they marry they become
. M4 p( V1 H; Y3 }$ Totherwise.
7 i9 w) |" ~! @+ N  m( f7 W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
$ O  L1 ^" l, Y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, U1 W- h: y- lNever put off the work till
' s  Z( @0 d9 u! Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
& Q7 ]. u$ h8 h3 {, g: p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
% Y! i/ y2 l8 O+ pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
; l3 A5 I7 W6 p6 ]7 Kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 I) ]) X0 D) \' l; i“Your future depends on your
( c4 o9 b' k3 Z& Udreams.” So go to sleep.
2 W1 M6 r! N" k& U“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
  M: [/ a7 L8 o* a! J2 I8 |) ?There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
1 @( k: V/ y( a! X  @( L3 \" z' Y% rmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
; R3 J5 P* W! r% L4 w“Hard work never killed anybody.“
  T. r+ }! b3 Y: N2 l- SBut why take the risk?
" b" H; j+ ?8 X# X7 U* \; ]( N& l努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
: N) o) S! z: W3 o+ O. A! }1 l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 |1 e( m! ?& A" _) b/ cGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; f6 q# J( w( mWhen two’s
) o1 X" H$ I7 L9 V6 V1 Bcompany, three’s the result!
& h" _$ y2 I: g& r3 J# u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. H. R7 s. _/ a0 Ffence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
; N' d7 m3 Y6 H. KThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 s! X: v9 ?( P5 q% j6 N- [3 ~The more you forget, the less you
$ H2 J/ t! u, Aknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着