加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
/ \: j* P( J8 F: LMastercard & Visa.
8 r0 A. B" }2 c2 {2 I% R; }6 ~  B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
( m& q/ f1 X* D3 `3 s  x# sso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
1 \) y5 I4 l! a2 x- a. sgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
4 Y  W! @1 t) q, U4 w5 u# Bcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 ~! z, U; m4 c: A# S! d8 jEvery man should marry. After all,
" z1 A, ^+ g3 t, F) R% \3 qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
( Z( N4 h+ k9 M0 a  h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
3 b1 x% p: ]% k0 K$ x$ onever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
- x: l" @: H1 N' T聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
; i3 ~* V+ v% y9 v/ x0 `Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  ]- s" L# ^$ i, w1 h3 A, SNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 I0 ~1 L$ \  p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
& x9 m$ R1 Z( m- d/ Zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
' W1 R; [/ N/ h2 O/ X' q- Ibackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
. ?- L( x$ e( a) }$ O“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
) M" h" t$ n. a* s“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
& x  f. m. v3 ]2 l* s" Kmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  M, L* Z+ ]( E7 l" vlook at it for hours!
2 Q" [' @# D: j. w/ }9 ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
  J- ?. F- H* o0 g$ SGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 a: A8 x8 ?' O. z# Ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 {  P, R8 ]9 C) U, F% u& g: ?When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
; P' a7 S( Z/ i. U) [A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ ^5 W/ }8 K# O9 _( |$ RThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 J( [2 P; Y$ `6 V) tThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
  q5 o4 }( O; l. lknow. So why bother to learn.
4 }% d, \8 Z( `+ T1 |" l7 I学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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