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Money is not everything. There’s
$ m7 ^% ?% |# g' ^+ rMastercard & Visa.7 b, ^9 S) U* P% p, c& T) c" ?& k
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。4 a: z* G$ H& X9 ^8 `7 Y7 Y
One should love animals. They are
( a+ Y( _9 Y% X6 h4 [' U+ zso tasty.
. h ~6 s& _+ Z* r每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- g: p1 E; Y3 q/ E1 _Save water. Shower with your : A' Q# W" r- n* v
girlfriend.! F7 K, _1 i# Q+ l: B3 N
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 P) s8 y+ H' Q5 PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
+ p* j( B; @4 v* X$ pBehind every successful man, there is a : X. Y6 c! f& b. B8 b
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, z. ?/ Z- _% ^+ ?: ^3 f
Every man should marry. After all, & B9 |3 C6 h4 L V4 a; ]$ ^+ E8 g- ~
happiness is not the only thing in life.: b. P. e+ ]/ }5 f9 m6 a( I
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# A7 K3 f* _% @4 [" t1 hThe wise
2 {3 B( D* v/ s$ Lnever marry, And when they marry they become 3 D0 |7 e$ B" w( w# V* Q+ F2 h+ s
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) o% S* Z( a' G$ ^- i9 oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so ! _ r7 [- C/ M
many relatives.
5 X: L( s* N9 E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
# l4 U' e! K' a7 R2 g4 z7 }' dNever put off the work till
- j A+ U) u# v8 d' ~ Q: Btomorrow what you can put off today.
4 i& [, o8 y) B2 o7 L; \+ Q/ W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。5 \" \" O5 L8 d) B: z0 [) A
Love is
" V5 k) P8 R+ U( \2 p) i- Vphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ z0 R+ P# t, C+ A爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% `( V) F) X5 ?- R1 ^& k9 fChildren in
( @2 M4 g3 y8 w3 p9 wbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 1 ^1 B, J0 ~5 q+ N* f: @0 `
children.
7 ` s* g: C5 e6 @' l+ c, R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 k( b& [9 D- w- u! G/ D% F9 V
“Your future depends on your - V5 l- ~ k/ @* [
dreams.” So go to sleep.6 _$ V6 a5 i. T5 Q' w& C
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
& V+ o* W- t3 l* j5 rThere should be a
* Z9 B6 w, T; ` R7 i) G( tbetter way to start a day than waking up every
" `% j) K A4 R, Pmorning.
* M8 e0 g8 C* b3 w; y# |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。% R+ H; r. G x$ {) f8 K2 e
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 3 M3 _; @" h Z
But why take the risk?
9 s$ }/ }2 |4 x$ M0 \努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! X" A) Z9 c7 x, q. H' H
“Work fascinates me.“ I can ; f( g6 N0 R. T2 B/ L
look at it for hours!) w3 a5 n2 [2 X1 L+ d
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' _; Y/ t9 b1 [8 c1 _
God made relatives; Thank God we
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 @$ U) R. i. s0 [& zWhen two’s
8 A9 o( j) n; acompany, three’s the result!
) j9 k% N7 C( x. u# I4 ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( }7 u: W# ?7 |' w3 N3 yA dress is like a barbed $ I# U3 j# `; x* U0 Z8 C/ O% C
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
" h# ~. b9 B: J# P5 D% O! Gview.
" X% B/ z# S$ ~. G2 x9 s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。- d9 p1 A4 \! x; J2 c0 Y
The more you learn, the more you know,
) U1 ?, ~6 |% m( S3 t* GThe more you know, the more you forget.9 |: q& _; O3 ?2 r3 f4 r
The more you forget, the less you
, `$ f: f4 p+ c1 ~- Yknow. So why bother to learn.
. p0 z `: H# W3 v s$ j* T: T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, % |9 Y4 k K2 \) Z
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