|
|
|
Money is not everything. There’s
; K1 Y; d( ^- |3 I2 L, l# C1 NMastercard & Visa.2 o( A# n+ F% _8 e. S$ C( `- H
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。& X% ^: U$ P" r
One should love animals. They are
. o. R8 G' W5 \% C5 {5 K, s cso tasty.# K$ K! A; j, \, a6 v
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& r2 q8 \9 e, pSave water. Shower with your / W0 C9 Q" }1 `$ b
girlfriend.
7 w3 m4 u! e1 q5 w* u% N4 v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。8 ]1 L9 l2 d8 ~1 F& L0 y
Love the neighbor. But don’t get * O; b: C8 [8 r, X3 D
caught.
) ?6 `# N# w: V. x! n6 i7 [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! m, s2 s, [( @ d3 v7 e; B
Behind every successful man, there is a . Y% k1 \) {& F6 J$ S
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
, |% F; i8 x% j* ptwo.9 H. I |( x. j0 |: G
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 R! k/ V4 H# c8 i4 a h2 q# j& Y' kEvery man should marry. After all, ' ]* `5 m- i% A
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 n. x6 T4 U. c0 w; [再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
6 w* |4 I( \2 h. w4 A% LThe wise ' |3 _3 u" ^% ~$ m% u
never marry, And when they marry they become
6 _, P. C* ]7 l1 v7 V% b5 j& i9 rotherwise.; W6 Q7 d6 K" b \' y! i
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 H* W7 p9 b1 x5 ySuccess is a relative term. It brings so - T. x7 h0 C$ x6 U \: b2 I
many relatives.
6 Z7 f0 |0 f* ?6 B; R5 b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) U. \$ }& R0 s) n% ?1 K }Never put off the work till
3 T i I2 |4 u0 I9 M% m+ w5 p4 Etomorrow what you can put off today.7 L% U, I. Z% E/ @% F& z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 E( P( V/ F7 [( k) pLove is " ~# ~. o0 S) `
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ T; W/ ]5 K: Y2 Q7 P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% A- b( d7 Q7 B: aChildren in 2 m5 |1 n* ^- ^6 F: p8 }
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
; q) [0 q3 B0 e' T9 b' Gchildren.
% U: r* u7 D9 C, w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。) A r9 \4 Y. B7 B$ q0 H
“Your future depends on your
1 K1 q8 n* c. L. f4 ddreams.” So go to sleep.! i* F; E2 ^; \) K- b& U
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
: T7 {7 y h! Z! K: JThere should be a + S! x0 e; m1 ]+ Q. `* {9 m
better way to start a day than waking up every * X, X& v4 X+ t( b4 x& j
morning.
: E) E% U) T* x+ d8 V* |应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。' N X: T, P6 v1 o5 O
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 8 L6 ], b8 w) r0 H6 s. ]6 \3 r
But why take the risk?
3 w8 H; U* y; _3 o# [& U; h% r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& ~" ~) v$ h# N8 b( n9 ^“Work fascinates me.“ I can
% a. J6 D! H' g8 }0 Zlook at it for hours!
. U- Y3 W. ]# T& }8 N0 J工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
% v0 Z0 `8 ^! `- z" R9 `) A& p, E+ RGod made relatives; Thank God we
7 f! X4 t9 W" \/ E) c* L4 Fcan choose our friends.! M8 X7 N; t% E8 M t$ h" n4 K- Z4 O* V
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 ]7 V" r1 H3 a! h, t! [6 o
When two’s & P! C4 E4 F F
company, three’s the result!
5 L% P8 ?7 V N! y/ k两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& k0 j0 Z3 [% V0 a7 s% R( EA dress is like a barbed
$ c$ H6 m! |0 G, D+ @" L2 xfence. It protects the premises without restricting the & z) j) E# J9 M* ]( O, }6 h
view.
: h/ d! B4 s6 E* N I+ ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* M) ~, Q7 x/ Z. p/ ]& x* K2 XThe more you learn, the more you know,
, k, e; L/ Q0 V. C5 X& lThe more you know, the more you forget.
4 V# X R7 o9 u1 i; s6 DThe more you forget, the less you
' w: _ w! b3 Qknow. So why bother to learn.
5 D- y/ k; P8 H$ S! ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, / x( ?0 C7 x7 O& W
为什么学来着 |
|