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Money is not everything. There’s 0 h3 F# l8 t ?" ^
Mastercard & Visa.
8 q0 x$ J. D; O2 |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ z5 K1 F8 B; w+ r* R0 e
One should love animals. They are
3 t4 S1 G; n0 [/ i* Dso tasty.) Y! [# W( j, s/ M) C2 @
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' U! p y' D1 k) L
Save water. Shower with your
, ?$ X J9 p' ]6 ? q9 Hgirlfriend.9 Y" Q4 Q! X% m4 l8 U% v
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" P! y4 n, m; s! B5 I
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 m) Q/ V2 X/ l; Bcaught.
/ O/ Y3 N) z8 S: p/ b要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
4 D! l" B( T+ e8 s4 D5 KBehind every successful man, there is a
% q5 N' Z+ z) Xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ _- J1 B( l% ^2 D5 mtwo.
' ^! z; e/ d- Z1 l/ q. `( P每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。! ]( _' i# n y& M; l) I# _
Every man should marry. After all,
5 T9 J+ j, w; P6 s( Rhappiness is not the only thing in life.! k5 }/ \ C' G6 e0 v+ Y7 r
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
2 z" b# c# N% AThe wise
! y2 u; U, s0 \2 [- Jnever marry, And when they marry they become
: J7 B% F& F: \. yotherwise.
$ v4 r+ Q- I# y4 X聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。) i8 s( q5 n/ y' z
Success is a relative term. It brings so
/ _/ \" e4 q- L0 A! `many relatives.
3 q8 s z6 E2 V成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- V9 [" G$ _& s" w4 |6 m. K! }) FNever put off the work till
6 [! L3 F7 g" A; P$ G" utomorrow what you can put off today.
4 \4 o3 r1 Z# }+ v. O4 G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! u1 y) O R6 x( O2 W( s. oLove is
4 Z$ ^) m% d" U$ B" qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.: I) q' [9 f5 {, `' V
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。" \% H# |: E- ~% i5 _
Children in
4 G0 A9 P Q9 G% w, cbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" m) {7 B0 T6 X$ d/ U+ qchildren.
" I! p2 F9 l0 y5 s& \( _' \$ Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。0 G8 @7 a# K- z4 @
“Your future depends on your
1 V0 S. h2 z. T! l' J% e8 wdreams.” So go to sleep.
) _+ h7 C k9 g0 f4 F5 C“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
4 E( z' s2 l5 W7 CThere should be a
! V( m/ d0 d Y: ]0 \better way to start a day than waking up every
7 S2 ]( ?, C2 @" V7 Pmorning.
) F! P% t3 g& z: N4 e. `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。( ~) e. Q/ w, Z6 K) G* l9 O
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 5 `: U; v* c9 n$ I% j
But why take the risk?
7 F0 `, H1 g0 l6 J9 _努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
+ h7 _ _( U! f5 [4 N“Work fascinates me.“ I can + g0 r7 f; h' s9 m; E X# C4 G
look at it for hours!4 X: A* e2 z0 o5 t- i9 R
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。- y+ ?- k5 m1 X4 `
God made relatives; Thank God we E# C; A( \! ^: ]: H
can choose our friends.! M# Y- d4 b6 A8 r
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' j: u ]. L9 j" j, kWhen two’s
: D1 ^" I) F, y8 C9 q- c0 hcompany, three’s the result!
6 d V6 }5 j( m8 o两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
W: ^( J1 r/ hA dress is like a barbed
$ b6 S0 s: `8 f) r9 d' g- Cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the # `$ k+ p& `5 c
view.& ]0 h6 a" L+ ^: n6 A* T' f
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。2 W% L* j% m1 k* P+ v" e9 z9 L
The more you learn, the more you know,
( O' b2 Z7 c% L! [, J+ M2 iThe more you know, the more you forget.
, \: a' R8 I- W2 U+ UThe more you forget, the less you + B" H" Y9 | A1 q& u/ z) @
know. So why bother to learn.! W5 K3 v0 t D, y4 Y
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, + f, b& @# N+ C( S1 w
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