加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
4 D: B5 u4 v6 I0 d( w; v8 ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
7 o6 W" }& B2 i; R1 Bgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
3 \% m5 j, A( h( w( g4 ?5 P/ L% fcaught.
/ C6 z  {9 q$ y1 _5 d& G7 |  ^  Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 ]2 j0 _" W, B! hBehind every successful man, there is a
$ Y8 T( U, `; s+ C, r6 F( k. w& Sman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' I' N5 W, t) x! Xtwo.
  ?+ c, |6 C, ]$ C- W6 {% {每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
3 h" }6 L7 D' |+ L6 Z# ^1 ~5 pEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
6 F1 u8 i$ J' g0 ?2 Fnever marry, And when they marry they become
) G+ t7 d$ k6 b- Jotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
3 u0 c" ^" ~2 i- g! C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: a$ R. i/ Q; aNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
5 ~6 b1 R+ h3 Q/ \+ d2 n! F% L* Jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 C4 [- I) d9 L- M# Gchildren.
# E* A/ D. w/ ?* A8 Q0 }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
# I& ?6 C1 J# Q( B, j- f“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
& v7 u9 Y4 U) k9 Vbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
, t7 L2 v/ s( E: xBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
( b7 V% Z% L0 f7 k$ r. t- ]“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( W' m+ _% b# M9 n8 dlook at it for hours!
3 q! j$ A$ G. u9 u$ D工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
8 y9 s0 A0 L' y1 x神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' k! S# X# o& x; Z8 P" N; QWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 f6 B: A% C: m  I# Wview.
! H8 K+ `0 F+ G  f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
# j: J5 j+ U: a# V% E$ }  W  B0 f' [/ DThe more you know, the more you forget.
: x/ g. E3 n! [* f3 k3 I5 W( `3 K8 Y. aThe more you forget, the less you
5 q% c/ U+ ^% vknow. So why bother to learn.
0 h9 H: G" Z' w* R7 u- z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着