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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s $ ~% l7 i- A: K6 \2 r+ `& }
Mastercard & Visa.& ^7 d; N; W& x7 f5 q! W
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: O; f7 T# l; z7 WOne should love animals. They are ' D3 T$ @% R" \! B
so tasty.$ ]" i$ u4 R8 R
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。6 K+ I' v9 |! c7 l  l5 |+ n
Save water. Shower with your
0 I5 `  Y# C2 I6 D% i+ B0 j8 agirlfriend.
8 [' S& A; o( \2 i' F& B# n要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# \- K8 Z; W, C6 e  I9 W
Love the neighbor. But don’t get . e7 v) m' l- C) I8 y
caught.2 c4 O/ w: p* @2 d
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。' _: H( `  H+ e' a% Q
Behind every successful man, there is a 4 M. p1 L' b# q# H" x: B( o; |! R8 g
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are   h+ b$ _3 U1 V9 Y+ S7 w
two.
% B: P. D& v" ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; O3 L7 H( T5 P! S' ~5 }Every man should marry. After all, & |# v: z! S% I3 ]2 f
happiness is not the only thing in life.+ }/ V6 e! r4 q" w- N4 g+ g
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, s1 F4 O5 M, S( Z
The wise , I, c2 Q2 }' t
never marry, And when they marry they become
2 l* \& S* K# K6 K$ G) Cotherwise.
- [3 @" B* W" D$ m' e8 n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: k/ V( w* B( Y6 M5 bSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
* Z" J3 |8 M: P) V0 e" W  Wmany relatives.( ^. p+ p9 i6 \/ `2 o3 Q
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。0 ~. P: L6 c3 q4 b! I
Never put off the work till
, h! l  i2 k9 Etomorrow what you can put off today.
: }- H- |, a1 v$ m; H% g3 P不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ a+ |. t% O7 v  g4 O
Love is 0 M; d( t/ k: O2 W6 ]" u
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ M  Z0 {2 `# O' H( D  d爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& f6 f& d5 k5 U0 a& {# Y9 T3 KChildren in
4 Q* F9 a1 }# M& @! Rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause # u1 k  k5 E; r) h% I# w* N
children.
- P' G% \1 Z. ]3 e. u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
9 j/ D) m- {- X* {' D“Your future depends on your
$ D4 B9 `% j6 v  l! G5 V) zdreams.” So go to sleep.
6 L4 d3 p3 I! T% K1 F“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
1 N# j; q8 |9 x) U3 GThere should be a
" F1 l* C0 z8 V5 Q: Qbetter way to start a day than waking up every
6 ^* Y/ |$ D! R% Pmorning.+ @& @( O: u$ W5 T* K1 G0 m
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' r( ], M5 s( e8 `2 H“Hard work never killed anybody.“
. _+ }3 b8 v6 @. m4 UBut why take the risk?8 {2 t8 A" T0 b, t5 X. g, V, q; |
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
# x) w4 m4 t" d9 H3 a“Work fascinates me.“ I can % h( n2 k" r. c0 I( g
look at it for hours!
2 t# ~/ D% z+ ?( G  V工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。% j+ Q, L; P, D% M/ A; J9 v
God made relatives; Thank God we $ I0 z7 ~+ b1 K* L
can choose our friends.; L0 q) B/ M4 u2 Z
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
- A( @% P1 q. Z% A两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 |: J/ ]9 X% j: c
A dress is like a barbed
, |! V8 ^+ v# L. Q% s4 J4 s/ ^fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- u) `' P, ~# Z% Cview.3 f# f8 `) ]# }& u
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 E2 P8 }- u: b0 r' P$ W
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ G9 V& Q! r" \" P7 OThe more you know, the more you forget.
* S8 k" N3 Y) a/ S9 x; MThe more you forget, the less you
8 B( `' S/ v# f# \- [# z! mknow. So why bother to learn.# i7 X9 o4 v5 p3 c. e5 U5 L( u1 p' l
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 1 _1 Y; e* g! `& ^) v3 Q
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