加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
5 B  a6 [+ |, I4 }0 n2 ^Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
# @9 a! A& h6 \8 v$ q% _* a每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; ]" a. f6 W+ x! ]0 {! V0 G) F- T- XSave water. Shower with your
1 Z* C# }% g- ngirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
$ \. P: b% Y& G2 Z9 c, m7 z* X要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
/ x9 K/ U8 y2 P0 w" s2 Qman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 M' @8 H9 l4 G5 |5 P8 R. Ctwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" F3 v* c2 Z- H; J# o  NEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
( v2 I1 U5 \% V7 q7 W0 ?4 wnever marry, And when they marry they become
. L# G/ Y8 H; totherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
, G# {, C, F: I! ^2 a- eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
! L% ]% H! Y% O, R: amany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; `! e& I( f, ANever put off the work till
4 r1 \6 w2 |3 c+ ^5 otomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* x$ |+ ?+ b+ Z$ q: ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
: y, d: }  Z9 ]9 }4 V" R8 U3 t后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 V0 r+ I! A& E# {“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 L: M8 j- b/ S+ B“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
+ U# o1 E/ G  A; dThere should be a
7 i3 x/ d8 q" E  Y" r- c; n% dbetter way to start a day than waking up every
& k- \  R( _5 i* }$ R! N  A) D" Vmorning.
$ {" ]; I& r" ]应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 S7 H5 ^' w0 V: n( k1 h- R" _: k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; q* X3 F9 y2 x& s7 L! vBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 z0 P0 V/ N5 [0 Ylook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
- H* o  Y; v: t% Hcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
3 Y: s2 p5 M; V7 D2 C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! U: R6 d  C8 RA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
& _; P! ~7 y/ l5 Y' zview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
7 t0 l5 F1 ^" n: z* m3 ]know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% ]1 c$ K$ M7 l/ ~6 k' T' ~为什么学来着