加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
( ^$ n: ?% e5 r. ]9 ?5 g1 R% g) QMastercard & Visa.
/ u6 M5 l: D! T! r1 X4 n  |# ~* b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
5 g& |, h. j) D: D8 I" T5 ~so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
% O$ D: r. a; wgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
- n, \" E$ j/ I3 i' Q/ D9 }) hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
$ b1 Q! Z2 H' ^- L- X+ ]; F6 O每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; J5 `3 K! L- @" OEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
) @6 d# \! J6 t$ x: d! n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 }! n7 m' z+ gThe wise
7 \1 F! @: A. `: |5 H* l( `8 N4 O6 Unever marry, And when they marry they become
( t- ?, e+ e% O# N, ]" ^1 Hotherwise.
: [# B7 v6 g2 {( P6 t4 j聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  h' M! Y# M  j# f% _* _0 RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
2 r+ b: E: [7 l/ t  E, s9 g成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ u5 Q! d8 j6 f6 s( F0 n; G; L4 oLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* p5 M9 s# h4 K3 K4 v" y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
+ v; u2 m" g0 V% M" S- ?! Tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
3 q! w' v2 n& y% R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
' c7 U" m) a4 N* ?3 u# ^+ ]$ }morning.
# J5 j: u, _* f  H应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' N) c2 k' Q5 y% R. ~7 P* ~“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 ]& c. ]) l/ C- L/ BGod made relatives; Thank God we
$ |6 W+ X4 _) @7 G0 U0 p" pcan choose our friends.
* X7 Z* x! r( ~3 z2 d神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
" d4 ?3 e! V6 l; j) W& h9 Wfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 @$ v- u8 O, o; L- cview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, m( K; s% V' ZThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
$ {( ~* H, y# Z2 ]- n& }学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着