加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
) X' Z6 {* m6 |4 e' m" I2 F9 N, D0 CMastercard & Visa.
9 f2 P. V, i% m! `- P钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 n/ ?* n! S  O, [0 H, M' {4 m' SOne should love animals. They are
3 V7 v9 S' t% |, y/ k! ]2 |! \so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) }5 O" s' |; n- RLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
9 F0 g; x2 z! l( [5 i! W" ?要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# w5 b8 O0 I: O/ h* |8 rBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 h  T( Q- G* e5 [/ ?& wtwo.
* ]# R) H/ r, c- u每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 X5 `. h5 b' d. \' V2 h# v7 FEvery man should marry. After all,
3 L: x' }8 e' h6 z( {+ H6 mhappiness is not the only thing in life.
! S9 |0 Q( {5 C) D# K' o  I9 J再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
0 w* C2 \3 O% l1 p( o  |  cnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
" u' k2 z% m. Z* ?0 f+ Q  ]& q- H/ E聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# I0 C# z9 u$ Cmany relatives.
: U7 X  c" B' w0 @5 M0 Y1 x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 D' _9 U+ s! n! G' R# [Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2 l, y7 k$ f( v2 X" M: cChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
- y7 |# w  z! J后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
# F0 M; O) }! L4 e! _. z; C0 BThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
$ u, X: x& g+ M" X% Omorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 D4 r# J; J0 r5 _+ \But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ V. S8 L8 L2 S2 B. I8 H; u! @look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
+ g! \+ L- s+ k$ y8 N( _can choose our friends.
8 B! j! w% K# @+ m2 `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
) v. W! K/ E! T7 {When two’s
8 b. d" D" k  icompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
! d; v/ x& H. P服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
" D1 q/ l6 M! F3 Z8 _8 \2 NThe more you learn, the more you know,
+ Y9 n8 }* Z: _) y' cThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
2 Q5 g1 N( H# n: ~know. So why bother to learn.
+ w0 G0 G" {9 }0 S- T. S/ }学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
. [. x1 k1 \  b为什么学来着