加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
/ R- t; ~; r8 `. R2 a# [( _  GMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
/ |& `6 x  A1 C: q) O! `+ Tso tasty.
4 [7 n1 j6 i' N, \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
" b- d9 U" M* R0 Egirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ A9 E) h& W* t3 Ocaught.
& i6 F6 P6 i5 O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 a+ Z% p2 l  d1 s8 w, [3 ZBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
0 M% ?; f7 I* u  C  ttwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
0 l9 `4 C  s. I; N, ^+ \7 jhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# D1 F3 K) G6 d/ L$ d$ UThe wise
9 f1 `: @% l6 d+ j1 d: c' _never marry, And when they marry they become
1 ^# b8 Y* H; _5 Xotherwise.
5 F% v6 Q: Z! E7 a/ J/ h( Z9 y聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
4 o" b: C, N+ r- N; I  v1 t; ESuccess is a relative term. It brings so
" _( B  E- v/ Q0 tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, }+ `( i& ^5 t1 cNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 r8 @4 W( x( x# T; iLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 ~& r' y" `( f9 f9 s爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, b4 z7 h, w7 LChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3 P. K7 z, l9 C# V9 z“Your future depends on your
6 G- h, `3 K; ^' f0 }4 m3 m1 Z- ]dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
+ D7 Y2 b4 x2 I8 }, Gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 h% g/ P( _' j& [# X# q“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
: q9 |1 B0 L! j1 c  q. m努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
' y4 Y+ ]; g- }8 O( ^. S工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
/ x5 y5 J* j8 u! s5 tcan choose our friends.
& b' I5 [+ J4 D, @神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
! Q" E8 P, a$ r7 \' d两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
+ Y6 x# H8 e8 E5 Kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' v7 R6 G4 ~4 fThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 y; [9 ?0 a( e  X为什么学来着