加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
* Y5 i6 M( F  }( G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  x( X- T( X& N2 T; t0 ^One should love animals. They are
. N4 O- b! H( \  k' W4 i# F7 wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
1 _. R' g" Q# ?3 y) Y5 m# L要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
& C! I% ]2 T3 d4 Z, ]Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
- x! b6 Y; F2 C$ O* Inever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
) E' `3 V! V6 h2 M% m聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
) i( ^2 e, L% u4 ~% c# L5 y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
# U  V& _( ]: Z# X4 B) z8 A" ^1 wtomorrow what you can put off today.
, s6 r( ~; o  U2 y: X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
+ W& w0 l! L# q0 p  lphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
5 K# N! D, R! C! ~* }  _backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 O- D6 \7 t- V8 _  b$ O; Schildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
9 ^* c8 c( \9 ?1 c0 s+ \dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ ]; w  O: c+ g5 H* ^There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
. i5 c$ S2 W5 m: l. h“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9 q1 l, Y, w* G4 ]3 l4 I1 ~+ u' UWhen two’s
( u4 }/ M: Q% B! {! ccompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 q: L' v" \5 R2 DA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
. A5 u# a" ~; y' r6 c* a服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 L) j. ?) B7 y% s. A. fThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 L+ W+ C' e6 [# ^$ V7 DThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' N: _) F& [5 r0 I  m# t3 Y6 X为什么学来着