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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
. h. g$ z1 `" c- W$ D% x6 mMastercard & Visa.
7 Y; W0 A" T  w" R% ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
1 M, ~: s& E% n4 o, I* sOne should love animals. They are   v$ r9 o, k* R: b8 s' }4 n1 {
so tasty.3 Z! f& T+ Z9 m; k
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 z" X' w8 Z+ D- e; A9 @+ aSave water. Shower with your ) M  w- q; Q! H9 X( D
girlfriend.
7 F( i! b6 y" S' g% w要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: K0 j8 V# ~8 ]: p9 t! ]2 o# pLove the neighbor. But don’t get
1 e$ i# W# d3 K# O6 Ucaught.
$ Y, P' j1 s2 p1 Y9 V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 i+ z& u9 Y! v+ T& E; d6 p+ DBehind every successful man, there is a
$ z8 M1 \. S5 V5 b9 Y0 R3 Tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 5 ^2 [0 U# S: d* S
two.! ]+ H- E- w0 u/ H6 c0 c' O4 x+ ~
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) _4 a- q. {( f, HEvery man should marry. After all,
% D$ [% G1 e4 s. C* Bhappiness is not the only thing in life.
! c+ c" ]+ }' v! a, y: r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. c( k1 ~& \: p+ N% S5 ~
The wise
3 a) f9 k4 h# }! Lnever marry, And when they marry they become 6 f7 }: n8 W2 d1 M
otherwise.6 C0 p, _/ H+ e6 M; c5 A1 w
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。$ T+ [+ ?- R/ R0 j# z, J% w
Success is a relative term. It brings so
* \/ R7 b; _* o- G4 Qmany relatives.
. N& w3 \; c7 m7 g. D! s& ~成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。( u2 x+ `6 {/ |5 V9 N3 g8 Y  T9 a
Never put off the work till ' N" l9 W3 j9 [6 @4 A. }
tomorrow what you can put off today., ^3 N" k3 y7 g; F$ Y
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。  f2 ^8 \  p- P
Love is # P) {9 [2 q# C" J/ h9 J( |. z
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( A/ v% K' t( I1 y& P5 X, [! Q/ m" }  f
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6 A! {* I; H! _  g+ W6 S  rChildren in
; x1 [7 P; P0 K! N# Sbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause $ V: L& X+ m0 ~# m" f. R( N& F3 ~
children.
, z5 T% D0 C; }" v3 w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; F) Q7 r& d8 r* k, t4 S“Your future depends on your
4 ]- p0 U" Q* S! H8 Xdreams.” So go to sleep.% K1 j5 ^- M* l
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) F4 I7 R* u  u
There should be a
/ I5 R; R% j! y: i9 Jbetter way to start a day than waking up every 7 I/ A; t  Q) a7 w% G3 ~
morning.
2 ]4 {7 w! s0 V4 i* U  O; w1 U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。0 H( G+ M  L& W; K4 |( f5 L
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
2 Z1 f4 X4 o# p5 b4 N$ ^But why take the risk?# f: X% _) [1 a, V  n: V: L# J4 b
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
" q4 i; G" A% g3 t% E“Work fascinates me.“ I can # P4 D; _& g+ Z" v* H  Q
look at it for hours!. ~* K# r) C' P
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。( i9 p9 `3 F% P
God made relatives; Thank God we 0 E5 _! g; _0 k0 O
can choose our friends.+ L- ]- \2 R9 T" H
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' d: `  v5 ^, q* ]6 I
When two’s
! m% R7 q! r$ i  \( s- u/ ucompany, three’s the result!
! d! {' x" T! o$ s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! i1 S) f6 d0 D$ t8 H0 q) a- F1 v; a
A dress is like a barbed % n! f- q1 K8 P3 O0 y' C. {5 h
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% q# d, h/ r6 {/ Lview.
0 J6 t* [0 v7 Q5 O, m; F" b8 {) y: D3 ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
/ H/ {8 d+ |+ E' n$ G% U; I& L. jThe more you learn, the more you know, ( h2 H' X  R3 h5 X
The more you know, the more you forget./ c/ C4 u9 Q+ R4 E' d0 D5 s- n/ }2 B
The more you forget, the less you
3 C# f% [) }6 q& m* d3 q  jknow. So why bother to learn.$ c7 c! X$ I$ [' m" n$ Z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, . v. ]1 x) q* H1 ^) v: B- p
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