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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
" I# o3 n1 C% D" }5 T6 ~Mastercard & Visa.
- i9 K7 W6 I2 K: i! u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, D2 i7 Q+ m) I1 V& l9 ZOne should love animals. They are - a1 e* q) E$ ]
so tasty.
* m5 Z1 ^5 B% F# t% O0 {! O8 w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: J. w( {5 j9 l  Q# I# \% z
Save water. Shower with your
0 E( w' w8 L& x7 I5 w5 y9 e2 ugirlfriend.
, U# F( }- o, [7 y$ ]+ v6 b要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
. f9 p* U3 K5 p: ?, PLove the neighbor. But don’t get
$ O% S7 E) ~4 `% \! k0 o1 Hcaught.
# {( V' n( \% M4 n  c5 I" i* D4 O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( m3 o9 }9 a" r2 I& q
Behind every successful man, there is a ; ]5 o, Z) B( h; U
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * x) U( L- B# K" m' w
two., y- [1 a  B$ T' b" i- l
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
. M/ I" g1 E3 o% S+ I: z7 OEvery man should marry. After all,
' w% T9 ?( e3 d( m6 @4 e, K- xhappiness is not the only thing in life.
9 [8 S. X# b& |8 G% m9 x  o' ^6 d& w再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 U- m2 j/ J7 ?2 u% V. ]
The wise 9 P% [6 Y' I2 V1 }2 a7 r' S
never marry, And when they marry they become : z$ L$ }, z# `1 {( h9 C
otherwise.
5 I5 M; o! U4 d6 w$ a聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。  B# C! r. @3 |# Z
Success is a relative term. It brings so
( L% S: B2 N! gmany relatives.
9 q5 P6 A+ c% i8 b, R* b0 x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
: Q, ^" E; a8 N0 KNever put off the work till ! L) v) |5 W  `0 R5 M5 I
tomorrow what you can put off today.( L0 t4 N  U8 k0 |$ ]
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, F: u4 m; r* {5 e; d1 U" }. M9 z+ j
Love is
  o) U! v3 o6 f! J' x& uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% o4 A+ K% c% ]' Q- T$ ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  L  ?" u: L* r" YChildren in & r9 @1 s' X# W' D5 `" D  Z
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% v% K/ o& i% E0 U  S- _children.
* u1 j3 j/ q1 S6 S+ {, C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. d4 ~, H& m7 D( ]
“Your future depends on your
; b! L* u  B. tdreams.” So go to sleep.6 \6 `4 s0 w+ x- Q" c1 M( z
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 N: e" M- g3 Q1 p& z
There should be a
4 T# V5 @2 W( x" [better way to start a day than waking up every , g5 Z, m; y+ k# w
morning.
- Y* }% ?& O. F- i& N8 `# L应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* e: b# p5 G! N0 G1 Y
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ b1 M& c+ i: LBut why take the risk?% b2 Z- l$ h9 q8 ?& b
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 O+ P- Y0 _/ O1 {# W  p
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 9 q- I; l& h0 o
look at it for hours!
: O0 ~5 _; X, L% E/ P: L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
( ~% Q+ j- W+ {. d2 ]God made relatives; Thank God we 6 b  ^$ C$ d4 `3 E, n# q
can choose our friends.
3 N1 q& q6 y5 x. B+ x+ K/ W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 f# D* {5 M% ?# R& i+ OWhen two’s * f( K( s3 q$ U7 s7 n* e
company, three’s the result!# |; Z$ u1 [% o' z% b
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! g* Q+ ~/ f8 `
A dress is like a barbed 8 c8 k! A. _, ~9 n9 U( e
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the 6 Z0 ~, c8 x  q
view.
$ s# M' f6 q/ v: _; C5 l$ P7 _( Y4 ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) w, [, ?4 i2 n  B
The more you learn, the more you know,
# a/ \/ Y; @4 {" _2 uThe more you know, the more you forget.+ S  y0 ?( `' A/ E8 X2 Z' L/ s
The more you forget, the less you / O; }! I4 T1 O6 U, G3 I
know. So why bother to learn.
. X5 m% X3 H* J' i- V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 v1 b# W3 o1 p# e" ~为什么学来着
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