加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# G5 ^  Q1 Q, P2 J. @Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
+ @3 m$ G  k' C7 `  m  ^. I) f2 WOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
# P1 c1 v( l$ G& Q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
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two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
' G- J" M5 C- e3 I( S( Enever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 N4 ~4 g' m$ A  J( @. p1 c7 {Never put off the work till
( V$ o. B2 Q: O7 `& wtomorrow what you can put off today.
. U, y: o4 M: X6 X, T% e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 x  Z. K4 B7 lLove is
+ A5 h$ e3 W; g; N+ n$ k/ Y1 qphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3 Z1 j: Y0 ?9 ]9 H& y7 r3 [Children in
3 l/ |$ z9 A/ ?, N0 H) mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" |. e: X3 ^; ]) E3 G  Mchildren.
9 w; D9 s, b) R3 c# p" U0 j+ L后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
4 L8 `( v% V8 f' [8 }2 H, Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
* l% n( k7 L0 R5 T' B“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
0 y. ^, g+ l# }: B$ X2 NThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
0 q0 Q8 Q, n. z! m$ h" S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
( s; {7 m+ \" V' S" |# u7 L“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* `" i& P2 b7 ZBut why take the risk?
2 ^( i6 L7 T, h' O$ w7 }$ s努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
8 |8 |) L* b9 [$ Z, m# N* P6 \“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
" p9 w, R( s8 L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
2 p. U. {" b3 \+ z% V/ Ccompany, three’s the result!
2 P5 O' G- U8 s' N+ l两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ Z& b* R' ~/ \8 R1 qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
; X. U4 U  a" B# c; E( e* A4 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
1 I# V5 w# A$ yThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
9 t, A6 R7 [9 @  {/ n& U3 nThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着