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Money is not everything. There’s 9 H9 s6 Q- z8 J% g6 V$ v
Mastercard & Visa.
3 B( B* d! T2 R6 V- A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% d( K8 n0 R* [5 K; g
One should love animals. They are + C! n L3 t# q
so tasty./ w( d, b! X8 V2 a+ h- C" i8 D; X
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 [! X( I0 G6 e3 x7 `* U
Save water. Shower with your
! l1 E3 N9 d* l4 ^7 egirlfriend.
, W5 l* x8 f* ]; o# Z9 N要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。) I8 C! C+ O( J6 x/ v* m- U
Love the neighbor. But don’t get ' u- w- n+ R9 d# Z3 }/ Q; n: m
caught.
4 s9 T6 E* i, w k& V4 f要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, B4 V& a' w J& Z3 S* ~) [% i
Behind every successful man, there is a
' E6 u5 D6 S/ xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 T+ r5 T j+ @* S& p9 p% }$ u4 a. e
Every man should marry. After all,
6 | \+ i! M, @0 B" V( K1 Hhappiness is not the only thing in life.0 O+ T; B; [5 B# u+ d% B
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
* [% l$ Y: x/ t1 Q, `$ jThe wise
9 t# } F3 E+ R% ?5 c- znever marry, And when they marry they become
) h" K" ]2 K, O Motherwise.& r* b. k- \+ r5 y) Q6 l
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 w& }9 F9 J0 g M' I
Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 O9 ~/ u4 G; U! zmany relatives." @7 T( M1 _7 d3 |# w: q
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。2 {7 v3 \, O- d7 E1 ]% r
Never put off the work till
: \( [+ m: {1 l" v$ |/ {tomorrow what you can put off today.
) s+ j* Y* r) F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 M5 i; L- e1 K9 F- c
Love is
: Z/ w. L3 ^( u; ]photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( E% [5 L7 y4 L. p0 S) }爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 P9 Z. H9 W' }5 T$ I& d) eChildren in K. _3 j6 x% L6 K" b2 s
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause # g3 s0 @/ F7 G" g8 x, ]
children.: W0 n* o8 J/ ~: C; W+ b+ `; h" a
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。0 e6 a: [' w' ? ]7 b. n+ d
“Your future depends on your
9 Q" S6 w9 ]4 y1 r4 Zdreams.” So go to sleep.9 i- u0 R% L8 p2 H
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
$ ]: A* v: g" F) r2 uThere should be a
# A) M; R$ S& b$ k' Ubetter way to start a day than waking up every v5 K* b2 l) C3 X4 N
morning.
+ @" A9 ~; N7 y' @% D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) w& Z/ r% C, x$ O2 P“Hard work never killed anybody.“
/ I, O5 S; `$ MBut why take the risk?( M( m; p8 U$ ^; e
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
7 K! n+ g6 Z" j. g“Work fascinates me.“ I can
2 R/ K& n' Z. `" \/ H2 nlook at it for hours!
& J' [) x1 |0 o6 i工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* P: Q8 `7 N# B: ]God made relatives; Thank God we
; O# A9 Y* l! h4 X- r0 E0 dcan choose our friends.- g3 Z! V8 z {0 L6 t; J/ x
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 Q; ~1 x, ?. w ^When two’s 1 m& Y# v" ]2 t+ o$ S
company, three’s the result!
$ d0 o, P$ e0 S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!- S/ x2 C N8 B$ ~# f' N
A dress is like a barbed 0 G; a: H$ x7 w+ J
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the # {* ~5 F# w6 S( @4 {) l( e
view.
! x! p: L6 v6 M: ~) T5 ~* _( ~: k0 j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. G/ `, m* I9 Q
The more you learn, the more you know,
; |0 x* F7 q! HThe more you know, the more you forget.* `! N3 {# ]% F" j C- s
The more you forget, the less you / K9 y& K* [% u* \
know. So why bother to learn.
, _: k8 w9 e" t$ b, ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& Q( E6 b9 l ]' y+ t为什么学来着 |
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