加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
' ^6 T% O( Q& L' v: fMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. N7 b. {/ {6 I  [$ {$ GOne should love animals. They are
. u/ \/ o) ]  m/ X0 W8 tso tasty.
  V" l+ T6 U/ ~* [( p( Y! X1 O, q6 X; _每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
% `/ D% O* K7 k3 x$ hgirlfriend.
) _! ]8 C0 i7 Y2 K: t. y( T' R要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
9 n/ D" Y, G/ `- Z4 `- }Love the neighbor. But don’t get
7 ?4 k; J) C) T9 R( d% ycaught.
  d& v% a7 e+ s: d9 F7 h/ V& \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# W4 M$ [; N+ S* H7 i2 bBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' [9 h0 {2 g9 Ntwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
# a* h7 N: T! w* f# |; `* [$ GEvery man should marry. After all,
1 w0 b2 F0 g4 t/ X2 U8 s/ khappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ \) Z" p, t4 y" f# h) k8 P: @% e1 ]The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
# L; |' n/ f, f8 z8 J$ c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* {, [/ ~& u" _. {( jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 a% m1 ?' J5 f* l8 w  J: h% u# Mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
  r  Q5 n% k0 ztomorrow what you can put off today.
0 m  l. P; _. j: k) v* p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
4 [+ k2 _: ~) v9 |; bLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* O* O* [% e. U# H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
" G/ X+ w# \$ s5 u1 N9 b* Kchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
) E' A' x* U( w/ Pbetter way to start a day than waking up every
" f6 [$ p) [) E! `; W% umorning.
) \4 r; N. x% \3 A5 [0 m应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 X; T; D' }5 t7 c, [% X2 I# A“Hard work never killed anybody.“
+ k4 Y3 U3 z2 P) @0 y0 @: wBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" j/ z- v6 e2 c/ R) y  g+ BWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
( }+ Z8 \3 Y4 j3 q% D4 GThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
' f7 w5 j1 ]# m5 j$ AThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
5 F6 \: p9 k7 E( C: A! o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着