加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
3 P3 h, F- F, m$ s; E, Uso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
/ }8 N( d+ z- d$ _* D! egirlfriend.
  D! `4 o/ T4 l0 F; u要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
9 t  x' }$ p$ o4 [' g/ G+ {/ _caught.
+ U  s8 U# c6 [/ r  h% T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
6 e% A+ n8 X$ x% `Behind every successful man, there is a
. Q' r/ E- c% r5 |% P; A( Uman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
# j) [, E+ Y2 v$ `two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% e1 v1 b& o' [2 x. x# m8 l% S' |Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
& L4 M: ^' C/ T' U4 o, c$ m4 p再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
: F' H; S& X, h; @" Y聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
. m2 T4 k3 o! q. c4 xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
- q: }" t0 o9 Q8 B# D3 xmany relatives.
9 f$ `$ p  @" g+ e: z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
, k8 z3 M3 S1 Z5 v1 I+ P5 V( D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
+ R/ s; _9 F3 k) Y- \6 a3 NLove is
8 N" C+ A# r, ]. N- ~2 M: [# xphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( x7 Q+ u% n1 m  b: I1 ~6 M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
) U* A1 D7 a! F9 X' w“Your future depends on your
5 O4 N; ]7 P8 W9 d) x" W5 tdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
9 |: A, {5 k* Sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
! D$ ^5 W' Q3 R" W, q) W4 Dmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
+ T( H" Y( S4 A1 P: r工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
1 N* |' h2 ^' V1 g/ aGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
4 m8 Q' _  ?; ^0 E& X& u9 m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- Z$ g7 y  [, JA dress is like a barbed
. M3 z5 N- \$ rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
. K; n! j( p! i, z: U6 J; V# v4 x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 q% o% t* B+ TThe more you learn, the more you know,
. S% l' H, I0 Y7 Y: uThe more you know, the more you forget.
# ?: w% E( e$ F5 e* OThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
; t* y! W9 g; m0 n* J" X2 o学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着