加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
3 N# v. @5 u2 \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
7 e- d" ?; c0 Q' J  D3 gOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
, V3 r+ @4 N7 h) E' b6 ]( ~Save water. Shower with your
2 O7 T, V6 e, G% n' p9 F6 A* ?girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; }4 z+ d/ J9 m9 dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
5 v2 U9 R4 j# y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
- q# x: I6 H* V' J- ]6 ~( z6 B6 TEvery man should marry. After all,
7 }. i1 e* p$ @- ~; m! F0 Ehappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
5 W! [, }+ {; g. n5 T, l* DThe wise
$ H+ a& ^4 C7 [5 Wnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
& R' n6 I/ ]' Y' I, n# ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
6 m# w8 u/ l  B5 _7 h6 g1 U$ ESuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
6 e' J9 H) a( xtomorrow what you can put off today.
: G+ s" W0 u/ H# z. m% @. u% D5 r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
' ]+ |) Y( X. l/ ^photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 E( U' h0 K# o1 {6 I$ l“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; ^) K& j( c7 V! p) x. w应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 A4 u' {+ ?1 z“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
' c8 Z: {7 S1 G8 H/ c5 r. F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ F+ i7 y) p% u. P. Z9 vWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
& v4 i, b. ~5 P/ V服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- z+ n) B: i% z6 ]3 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 y$ K, w/ o( X0 Q  `The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
+ I* ?9 ~. C, _5 h9 r) t. v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# K% l+ [) F- a5 j8 l4 w. S) u- ?( C为什么学来着