加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ J6 N' ~; X# I7 Y* Z  i  y& R0 yMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
# n8 |+ R0 x6 S& C" T) A# \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
$ F6 O' ^7 ?8 p2 e4 |7 |Love the neighbor. But don’t get
1 Q5 L2 ]' |  Vcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
7 ?0 _0 {" P5 k. F, qBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
" |1 F/ X. i$ J# Dtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
9 h0 F* E% f. `% Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# e7 _# ]0 ~9 i+ Y# m) z0 s9 pThe wise
* o7 n9 H& v$ m+ q& ]never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
, V& a! X( f, Y& G. j( {聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 W3 Y' z- m  L# g0 |+ fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
$ T7 v6 i: ~( }. b2 {6 ?6 ?many relatives.
! V8 M9 l) ~5 ?: h- q, ^1 W+ ?2 b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
; f* p  e* w- XNever put off the work till
9 a+ I: F! _  t) \# D4 Ztomorrow what you can put off today.
* G0 X4 [# w( y! s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
! v% j+ y7 H7 |8 Q! o0 `Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
9 y$ t- ]! P$ ]- i后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
2 v" d) U) _  W# O+ {1 jdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
2 Q! J9 g- ?7 y& ubetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; b2 ]* s6 h% ?; r5 z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
  h$ h( O6 G, S2 t“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ d2 W# \4 D' s1 r# x6 \look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, f1 @; W7 I3 {" d0 c0 f  N7 tGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
( N4 m# W2 E" P+ @神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
. t( v+ Y2 q: d* C& E" L0 \0 AWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, V, M+ U+ u  g5 u, ?: EA dress is like a barbed
1 N8 n3 T& k7 S' h+ t1 jfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 o$ R$ J) t' k$ c9 D$ kview.
/ u0 y* x. T- W) k  a  L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
" G' A0 h3 H$ Y' `" Y5 eThe more you know, the more you forget.
# g" A9 k6 D' mThe more you forget, the less you
* n3 B0 J, A/ E4 [4 Y+ Qknow. So why bother to learn.
+ n0 M" T$ C  r9 P( x; [' t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 V( f6 d( c" g& T/ c为什么学来着