加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) V0 K4 y6 [: z- h3 D# q, _  WOne should love animals. They are
. w# V! J5 [% l1 G" _so tasty.
9 c5 ?! c# P  \0 k每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
+ ~+ \3 @7 }' q3 L" f" }/ T7 sgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
* d0 R5 f8 K' kLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
2 n9 D) t* x- I( _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. X$ n. k, e  T2 M* m3 z# H( JBehind every successful man, there is a
8 T; y& a. D( Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ Y1 t: g# y# i2 g" h! t/ tThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
$ ^: k! _: X, ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 `9 l4 u3 v( o- X2 DNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 {  {6 R" F3 a# E4 @7 E& rLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
4 [% b8 N) Q- B1 m  dbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
6 o, {- [5 w8 G* d4 R8 Ichildren.
" r' n, A) ^% d1 `- M+ Z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
5 S9 E$ [1 i( }5 G+ s, E9 N, A“Your future depends on your
' U6 m6 {  a2 q+ m/ ?3 }$ Kdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% c/ I# h6 N1 k! [- p8 X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
8 V5 N0 A3 _1 v9 X“Hard work never killed anybody.“
& R6 n/ z5 X- A: P% ~) _1 SBut why take the risk?
2 `) y0 C7 {8 N1 Y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* |5 E- ]; l1 T$ G  M1 d( K5 Z神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
  r# m6 D/ `1 U+ j4 rWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
" r  L, L9 k) w1 W# t0 W两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
3 |  D& ~3 {5 B* c6 ?% C" efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
% i0 |( I  }& Q) U1 o; iThe more you learn, the more you know,
) M( h5 N% d2 v8 q0 }1 t2 YThe more you know, the more you forget.
, o. z2 v; o, s6 R, q: ^, U# Z: cThe more you forget, the less you
1 V4 b5 I+ b. I9 G: S, x, dknow. So why bother to learn.
8 V  n- |2 T) O( ^5 m' k学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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