加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
7 t; j3 x. E) @, c7 R4 V钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
/ h0 I4 j' p, J! \* kso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
; P; L2 L; ^  r8 {5 w( s( HSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
9 g* \1 J* N0 m* y4 |* ]& ~7 |; A6 O9 ?Behind every successful man, there is a
0 E! {9 R) S7 h3 oman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
( C1 ~  L) J, G- j0 q7 {; h每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
+ B* \! @3 C  ~Every man should marry. After all,
) g7 s1 r6 [$ \$ V. S5 O1 `happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. I9 D4 W, K, m7 U' ]9 bThe wise
5 [! o0 p, x2 w) Cnever marry, And when they marry they become
! Q5 {$ ~. J* d  R- @otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 Y8 d$ ?6 S% K. `9 z不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
5 M( F8 K% V7 w" d$ rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' u0 K. |/ h9 n4 D1 r# K) Q( F& Ichildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
/ S- l9 l# d$ ?“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
, N5 N/ S+ |) D6 y( w* J+ W/ B. rThere should be a
8 o8 P8 b/ T- X' A4 p; F& ^. G) C* m( Gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
- s! i. \5 J! d9 o努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# J, u1 a0 M) Alook at it for hours!
. b& C4 c+ P/ g, r+ Z工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
4 [7 n! t% Y" g0 ^" C# ~God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6 E: c* Y7 b, \" b' k# LWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
) ?  o. b" q2 }5 W' C$ |+ t7 O两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 E# K2 ]$ b) l+ Y* gA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
+ f, |5 N0 b% L# ~: i5 J% J; Qview.
% I* K. a0 \+ }" {服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
: T9 S7 t% |3 l$ _, z" }The more you learn, the more you know,
! b5 }, R. l; F, JThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
$ g6 b3 ]& C- G. b; M学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着