|
|
|
Money is not everything. There’s 2 R% K1 [0 C' |4 M7 ?" C
Mastercard & Visa.
9 {% B+ }: Z# Z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 p: g$ h2 D) F4 sOne should love animals. They are
5 s' G' H4 X" L0 W' A- t& Qso tasty.# l: Z' p7 X( W1 y7 g, O" r2 L
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! L2 G1 P& `7 _) e R: }; I: USave water. Shower with your
& \8 v0 K$ [9 hgirlfriend.
0 M/ r; ~3 u0 V% ~4 h' N: u要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
+ P. o2 d1 a* l# ~2 dLove the neighbor. But don’t get
/ `9 i- H1 D8 [6 p0 rcaught.
2 B! E3 G! |! P; |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
" t7 h/ `8 [) W( G/ G3 ZBehind every successful man, there is a ' Y, l, y& Q: D. u) G
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are / W3 ~& w- H* U( }5 A4 q2 x
two.
( v, A) N$ K$ p+ T/ R$ `每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* K! d) e/ d- |) z/ H# c( t* AEvery man should marry. After all,
8 d" \# T0 t0 u" B! yhappiness is not the only thing in life.
( P# z0 X, m! w! [" J( a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 t: H2 q0 d2 V' K8 \
The wise
( q; \0 E; O' e# U; o1 e. q8 Wnever marry, And when they marry they become / e* K3 n) b( M" E
otherwise.2 G( I# v; W2 l& }
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ P3 ]5 S: w! z. ~/ D2 S% _, d
Success is a relative term. It brings so
6 M$ g N( `+ s+ X) V; A" V" pmany relatives.
' D) P4 d" s8 F& H5 b( L5 m- p成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 g3 ]5 u! f/ ?4 b9 c5 W; G3 gNever put off the work till $ O7 F9 j/ W- j; T/ l2 j4 J) D
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 D* z- E/ I2 v# u* W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
0 C: `1 i3 D; H+ L4 n+ g8 }" LLove is
9 ^. x0 m& a9 w1 `/ uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! A- i- L3 {; i1 n爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。+ G' V- A. n' v. z
Children in : [" Q8 q! V/ z' R# `
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 3 N; P3 J8 F5 u: w
children.
+ {5 q7 `/ C' q2 Q( j, [* P+ w; c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- e' R' R" \6 @- m“Your future depends on your ) Y! z* f! V8 H- X2 X
dreams.” So go to sleep.
9 V9 c9 |. j0 I“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 U q# e* {- L
There should be a
7 ^5 C o3 y' i( j! ?* V% T2 qbetter way to start a day than waking up every 3 f t. k0 [* |- v
morning.
8 b6 r4 _( J( V% S# p) p: L应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 }" Q4 x) [& Q+ I$ a* Y“Hard work never killed anybody.“ + ^: `4 z. _& T0 u1 Z
But why take the risk?
1 I$ N1 v( Y t8 x+ {努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! A2 d) M7 T5 l“Work fascinates me.“ I can ; R4 Z, k% J' ?4 K8 q
look at it for hours!9 ]1 i. m& l3 ^5 x5 U
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) h9 t" M8 m- _+ u# r
God made relatives; Thank God we + K9 I5 G5 g" b( D& {' e
can choose our friends." n) @ U5 O- N9 y3 A2 N) f9 Z6 R' }
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1 n) B4 p/ ^9 EWhen two’s
3 i% I9 _0 S# L* H {1 {company, three’s the result!
& H" q$ E6 ^, ^4 o两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ Q) A/ D' c5 D1 o4 t: ~9 H
A dress is like a barbed
, m: j, P# L/ a* J+ q2 `, T ?! l- ?fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. V. o/ m: ^* M7 z. i# b& Bview. n0 Z) z+ _' Q5 u
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。( H) n# \6 Z0 I. m6 b9 K
The more you learn, the more you know,
. n; ?' l( s# o( v. F1 {; pThe more you know, the more you forget.
6 H. |9 u0 O9 P# G- h4 ~The more you forget, the less you
9 r5 ~. N" f: Zknow. So why bother to learn.( L: z# A; l+ x) @
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% ~9 x. a7 G' r$ g9 G4 ?为什么学来着 |
|