加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
1 }( e' y6 |! ~* F* V- lMastercard & Visa.
; F! w% \: t- h5 C3 b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  e9 G# }: n# l. Z, E: _One should love animals. They are
- ^3 @' [6 S' _$ x1 cso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
8 S2 m( Q+ g  j' c7 H" d* WSave water. Shower with your
6 ^  v( Q6 u8 n4 t% q$ H, Egirlfriend.
$ l6 G) F& k( \要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: X( [+ c/ ~( G7 v/ ~" i9 r% J- fLove the neighbor. But don’t get
7 i* w, ]0 x& t" E8 Pcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
( L9 c" C2 M/ x) r5 l7 @) f每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
4 m# k; C. q7 }! |4 I7 ~+ U1 @Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 d; Y, M; t4 h) H5 X1 t* L8 ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
& ?' h- ]! t& ], i$ n& [* \never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
- ?9 ^, C9 p8 d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ W7 V' W3 c2 H; rSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
4 }/ h0 F& Y9 S  V- P0 k2 ?many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
- |+ d( J' X4 b: W( o6 `tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& |; ?& r* h1 b9 }3 }Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
) m5 }) m& w* |, |' achildren.
( Z& r' @% i+ w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
; A9 E' Q! b2 r' H, H: A“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
. W$ K" A; Z$ |3 m) |There should be a
" x: S8 m8 Q6 l8 [better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
* s% G4 b# j/ B8 J应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
, ?+ Q) {9 m6 N8 ?7 L; ^努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
& F7 Z! m+ G  F' y, [) Q2 X“Work fascinates me.“ I can
  M+ V1 @! q# ?8 C( o( F9 \look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, X; r, F1 a: ]3 x9 cWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
9 O4 }8 Z+ Q; e' X' U( X两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 c3 x- f  D& p0 L3 X9 X6 D# a; GThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
3 V. t1 s* [, s$ K1 p0 ~学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着