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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
! i0 o8 _2 l& \) w( _4 i; C8 G$ \  R: y/ XMastercard & Visa.
- k! @- l3 j- E$ @9 ^- W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, m3 Z- W: @$ A& T# C! JOne should love animals. They are
( y) x2 Y& b% i$ s4 k5 \" p6 O4 Fso tasty.% Y9 j7 F% ?) p3 P# z% a
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
! A1 T! j3 V$ N3 L. M& G% T$ F" uSave water. Shower with your 3 K/ r% z( L& E- X) n
girlfriend.& U+ ]* g4 {$ P
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- \* g5 I" F( ^9 [, ~- _/ E9 t3 O& yLove the neighbor. But don’t get
4 @  @- X# t; J7 D+ _# rcaught.
$ j- J: I( K! ^! i& D8 K1 n% c8 r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ d$ ]" k8 y1 t' O- h& ^; e1 |
Behind every successful man, there is a
$ J( x" b& N" k8 }8 u( Jman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
$ Z1 ]( u, o' k& _4 Etwo.: u! Z- a0 G, l+ d, U& T# u
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ a3 L4 s4 i8 _" p; f; I+ K) G
Every man should marry. After all, ; s" ~; W2 ^% \, Z  `& d0 `
happiness is not the only thing in life.& l; M% s& Z# o/ O* o, ]2 f  C
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
$ o/ T1 a9 h) WThe wise
# _8 U, C" G7 M) w4 `. Gnever marry, And when they marry they become 6 }0 N# ~, F* @0 J6 v1 \
otherwise.: m9 N+ |. O  V+ s, }* z$ a/ ]
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。  G  d* X: H! U# X; I# `* d
Success is a relative term. It brings so
1 b* [+ r! |( s6 H  f+ Emany relatives.
( O0 B- o& @( B4 W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。! J; f# D/ ]9 R1 N. d$ w
Never put off the work till
% v3 p2 @' \1 G+ Y0 m7 F0 Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
6 Q+ A0 {2 J& n2 R* {: h2 W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; D# V1 B% O0 ~4 \8 g" b
Love is
1 `0 C: e' f) \photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 ^, C4 ~. M) ~3 `1 C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
& V2 E( F  I7 f5 X1 N: W% j0 {Children in
4 z# s9 t6 K9 [, D& |2 kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 8 Q- h/ |" h3 N) d1 K% a4 E7 X& ^1 K
children.7 t) Y* b. F4 w) t  y
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。' ?  u# f/ P# v( }: a
“Your future depends on your
9 y& c4 Q5 s# V7 }# Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
: {1 \8 H" }' G) N“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. k" Q" n7 I) b+ o# ^- W- V. |
There should be a ; o% s# g7 N1 z& q) ^
better way to start a day than waking up every 8 w: ]8 x# L+ b
morning." E# w% T0 |; b% p; n5 B$ [- L/ X
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 R  j* d1 C6 k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 J4 F/ ]3 G2 O4 H7 R$ m) Q2 F$ l/ YBut why take the risk?
5 p8 @- O" |0 W( |# Q* z) \* L# }努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 A4 s# ^  s. n' A“Work fascinates me.“ I can & c6 A6 v- b$ a
look at it for hours!! x6 S- X  q0 U2 C+ x) h- N
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, o$ e- t% o2 q& G1 j" z9 vGod made relatives; Thank God we 0 l+ n7 m; k& {, z* L
can choose our friends.7 q" C* o( \- d6 J8 ~7 n5 t
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。3 h1 B5 N3 K6 y# l& q  J
When two’s
4 o) K5 U! A- ]$ p. P- f. zcompany, three’s the result!; Z3 X/ Q& \0 M4 S
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!2 A$ y  H7 o+ i$ h
A dress is like a barbed
1 w% [' d. z; U# j! Efence. It protects the premises without restricting the
/ a/ ^) P5 M$ c  wview.
& o9 @$ @/ K% h+ e7 ]( @% M服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
7 b/ \8 r& V8 y# VThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 y$ h4 C! R1 r5 p2 _The more you know, the more you forget.) e% ]: u6 N' `6 J
The more you forget, the less you % H  z# p2 U* x3 L( ^
know. So why bother to learn./ w$ k' B- l1 d/ U( N
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
' \% ]3 \5 q- ]# T$ g. E为什么学来着
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