加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
8 q2 h, a# L; c每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
" r$ Z, C  }( b: E6 k8 B# r要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
& w- b. ~4 x; {) W( i; \- s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
) ?" J0 [/ _( B5 U$ y& O8 n* k每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 o5 e5 g1 [" F" k) E. P" `  Z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
* \1 e3 B( P9 r  v7 L6 t( k  Ynever marry, And when they marry they become
1 \" p: f0 }# w! ~otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
7 y  ~* P3 ?8 `, H/ N2 Y+ VSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 s, ?6 F; e$ g, GNever put off the work till
' G5 I! O( J% j% v% Vtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
1 y% W5 ?# s& t# z' K" jLove is
* N# U5 h4 [! c2 A& N9 {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 o* l3 q. U: ~9 I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
9 ]; p# S( x! T$ jdreams.” So go to sleep.
. e. @9 G5 b' o- E0 ]6 V) w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
* k* u* P. t7 |! ], ]# I; k, AThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
7 O' t+ e7 e1 i9 ^9 W& c“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 J* `5 x( D$ ?) NBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
) W6 \$ ~/ w3 j* \7 w6 _工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
; Y6 f9 l# x1 J( }9 Z) J, rWhen two’s
- N' h1 R" Y0 Q/ U! }company, three’s the result!
: Z+ W, s# `+ r; g5 ~0 L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
1 N6 x" t" z! z5 j  ~; I! K  kfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 l! L3 m( c$ O( dview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
. Z! p. ?$ f) o9 [2 A1 u& a4 nThe more you learn, the more you know,
& M, n- M  b) L1 q! lThe more you know, the more you forget.
- C, v. B0 l7 F& ?# h, k  j7 \0 TThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
) P( p  A/ u+ f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着