加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
/ `: F" f: J$ ^% d钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
. X! q& E8 [3 N( g) m8 ?1 z' |  QOne should love animals. They are
9 c5 G' A4 d$ c. `# F0 gso tasty.
- s) o# g2 ]$ u1 v4 I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" Q# f" @1 P" c/ k4 t: f2 _! b6 pSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
  j  {9 `3 e- g9 U要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
) q. h8 Z% s+ ?Love the neighbor. But don’t get
+ m$ q, R- j1 Pcaught.
* k  y. @- o/ K: [% _  y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
# \9 V3 ]8 A9 M7 |1 l- B% Uhappiness is not the only thing in life.
4 U9 w% l" F7 p再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
+ L  e; d1 h# \  g9 CThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
0 g7 t1 Q( h9 V4 |, P% t# @+ kotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
" z; T3 I  A6 Jmany relatives.
- b5 {" |0 I2 F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
2 a1 i5 i* X, E4 L( kNever put off the work till
" r6 U9 p4 @+ X6 X$ G' B4 Ltomorrow what you can put off today.
3 p( G& C$ ^3 d+ E- Q' [* \- K不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
& B8 j" i) H2 W4 Iphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4 _; v: z7 U/ t8 m. f: qChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
5 l5 E4 b, `6 B5 f2 X$ ichildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* y; X7 e& m, J3 Z5 k" ^dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
, r' \- Y& k! u% M7 Y0 ZThere should be a
! V$ B6 g2 I! x) o! V+ H& Z3 b$ obetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
6 u1 r: A' R4 `, Q7 h& r应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* n' e3 H) r* V+ e% J“Hard work never killed anybody.“
7 Y7 i( a9 Y5 d3 Z$ \" sBut why take the risk?
) p; k% L# L; y% c, I. b, `- Q努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
* E. b( l9 m, d, o“Work fascinates me.“ I can
0 U, `/ h7 X  ^( Xlook at it for hours!
. I- M% a! \3 {# ^7 l工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: B8 B* V: X- RGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3 q$ C% D: I) u/ Y( |When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  q/ W9 F" G1 U* E. T9 IA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
3 C: [+ r5 j+ T: E. F" O0 @  ?The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
2 ~6 E0 e4 _$ e& I% f8 f1 m# t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
! N* U5 F3 R, f! I2 p为什么学来着