加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
( C9 ?1 `5 n5 v" K! aMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
: A1 ?8 Y' d, v. O! }$ K: wso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
4 l- H# `4 v2 V) |Save water. Shower with your
' [' ]( m: z2 T& b* R' J: lgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 {; m3 ]) n5 C7 VLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: O' H  A' N1 oThe wise
5 P; e) Z8 z; s" q, c* Gnever marry, And when they marry they become
& e  J& c6 |6 O* o, \& ^: zotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
+ [) J7 G. f1 S! w2 r( L6 Cmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
. \# S0 |. `( f: H$ utomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
2 Z7 z, V. O/ J. h7 X5 ILove is
* B* S* p( t$ ?0 Q: H8 p) Sphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. w; H9 D, N+ W3 v' z5 h$ ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
  Q9 |  a0 E' t" }/ H, dChildren in
$ q' L6 x0 H* ?* E: {0 Zbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
7 H0 K$ F& E$ Lchildren.
; Q: p% _: w7 J4 N$ |2 U% @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
; X& G& l4 v1 ndreams.” So go to sleep.
/ l5 Q( O& s& x: ]“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
; k* K4 ^$ a4 S8 n( _! g6 l/ \better way to start a day than waking up every
. r! P* Q) ^( p& [# wmorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 K% H. ]5 `- _“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
" w( F* k; ]7 K% [. U努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
& c% t$ H+ }) H* M: F9 |God made relatives; Thank God we
  O, d* ]3 r' ~5 c( Pcan choose our friends.
) S. `2 R0 ?; V9 u& y6 W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
* |+ ~* `9 ^0 z  }. C1 M! Pview.
% _! K3 b$ N4 l3 L6 s, w( W5 m' P9 H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 A! I1 F8 s6 h" ZThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 a$ R# ?; p3 d* L* Y' D7 l- yThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
" Y' o- H3 X1 e- O( L学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着