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Money is not everything. There’s
8 A7 Y* K6 X1 U& P& H+ LMastercard & Visa.
, U7 U6 `/ Q4 t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 _4 ~# W0 w1 [, j; S2 [4 w/ cOne should love animals. They are
5 c6 }: b, M/ V, o U$ [so tasty.
3 ^5 U9 z. ^% a5 ~) ], n每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
3 T- ~1 x6 g) c! m+ j/ {4 ySave water. Shower with your
( P- g- _" R& L) O9 `% _girlfriend.+ M2 K% e, O& ^
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% P! d( d( P6 HLove the neighbor. But don’t get . a6 I+ Z) L1 E% V2 e8 V4 I
caught.; V7 p( r6 z0 h
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 |0 V0 g9 m# z3 O+ B4 ` WBehind every successful man, there is a
( K" y/ n) a- p9 X) Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
6 o' X/ e# w3 M/ \6 B; Q- s9 Ltwo.
0 `1 x0 ^/ A9 J A每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
% ?3 \/ l3 ^+ W2 {8 `Every man should marry. After all, * C4 x: C3 X4 u0 ^$ Q
happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 [3 r: k) m4 T% o$ _9 E0 H9 C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! ^+ z/ B+ z. F& I" t
The wise
4 j; O0 k" {" g5 ^/ g C# d3 N! ^% Enever marry, And when they marry they become
2 X/ ]$ \+ S/ m/ z( yotherwise.
+ U5 ^1 I, H# `8 {# t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ R: \3 E/ X7 d" _. N: Z& v/ |; h
Success is a relative term. It brings so 6 j3 ]# ?6 f p& d7 G
many relatives.
- z& {. ~$ S/ _ k% e# P. a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
- f/ i4 W6 R, tNever put off the work till * M, Z1 b/ k$ E, E
tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 j: P+ x. H. J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。' a; r% q. a4 z3 K6 Z' q/ |- P
Love is ' D4 d( x* q5 ^- l* V, o- a( a
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. a) E, w" ~2 O* u: Y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
R! B, L% }* b5 K( QChildren in ; r& u* i1 V. f/ g7 r
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
% U4 ?1 ^! T" @children.3 m5 o' u7 H2 ?# i; T
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
! J* x& Q3 t3 h. F& ~' v" c“Your future depends on your
# ?6 }( ]# ?, m F1 h% Odreams.” So go to sleep.
6 T* R0 B) [/ H3 Y“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
- x3 m) n- O1 j, S8 J; M9 Y: xThere should be a 0 ?/ l. g0 E2 j' l
better way to start a day than waking up every ) x. P. G* C9 Z) `7 J3 ~' E3 g
morning.
: u- \+ r9 [% n2 C8 E& x$ b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5 C4 m! \3 v; H1 N& \( F“Hard work never killed anybody.“ % K& G* P0 q9 j( ?1 F* E* T# g
But why take the risk?
# W& h0 X# O2 N3 @( g努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! i' |8 Q) D" o! u9 _( k“Work fascinates me.“ I can - `) B6 s6 w- v9 I
look at it for hours!3 R0 C4 l8 d: j! q1 b
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
* j5 j) _6 M7 QGod made relatives; Thank God we . @' n1 ]1 a: s7 t& i, k$ I
can choose our friends.( e+ [! h3 v Q. ~! |; i" k: ]4 q8 ^$ N
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 s. B( S9 _5 w- a! u3 p) }2 B2 o
When two’s
! @" R; h$ r c* M- S0 ^$ E/ Hcompany, three’s the result!" e/ ]2 O! l3 V3 q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' t, P0 z. V' G; E, v8 P6 Q9 uA dress is like a barbed / H! j4 k) V/ q9 ^
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the , Q" e/ F, x" k+ p1 o" P
view.
" k: Z5 }+ Q% g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
0 g* r! W; ~/ mThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 t! ?/ I3 ]% u8 b! h; ~The more you know, the more you forget.3 u) r, C4 Y8 _. v N$ M
The more you forget, the less you
9 O; @ Q, N$ M0 U/ h6 fknow. So why bother to learn.
2 H2 p0 U. a% j% h- `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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