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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s 8 A/ b1 A2 _# K" N* @( \
Mastercard & Visa.
+ ~/ ]  n" d3 o$ O( C/ {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
6 L# K4 U0 d/ u  C1 Y0 g0 l& HOne should love animals. They are
8 K+ W2 m! T3 s' Iso tasty.
  N/ ?+ T+ E7 Q0 k2 p& q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。- w8 G2 U0 J$ l+ O
Save water. Shower with your ) s4 {# q% z+ ^* b; @* U
girlfriend.
; m0 `- ~- H* ]/ s要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4 N, v: V; ]( N( v. y
Love the neighbor. But don’t get . j7 B! n# J) e! C+ G: ]4 s; ^
caught.
& y3 }! t, o6 [$ l$ N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ E' N6 r4 a4 e$ g- f, A2 x$ l4 d
Behind every successful man, there is a ' O- U" w5 s  P) G) s  o
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * o  p% Z' t5 ~5 v7 t, W4 b" S) q
two.
5 e0 _2 M; F# P, D' \1 i# ~每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ o8 W( c/ v$ _" e' _
Every man should marry. After all,
4 O" b/ F9 a- \happiness is not the only thing in life.
* S8 r3 l' f: n5 G' j6 l# o1 P再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' `8 n4 V. r6 P, ]The wise
5 u* [' g+ V3 o9 u1 Snever marry, And when they marry they become
, [- C$ N0 R( a2 q3 ?" C2 zotherwise.7 @' X: d6 d8 Z
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
/ ~/ v4 p( S4 b! v) N+ ]) `+ {Success is a relative term. It brings so $ \2 S8 Q6 b% p
many relatives.
; i1 b$ H* I) G% Y3 S+ X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. @5 x8 @$ P0 K( aNever put off the work till ' {7 V2 S2 z! A3 e: T1 z
tomorrow what you can put off today.- D: P3 ]& f6 R% P) _# G
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ I2 t. q# H" {1 r( ?9 ~Love is
" z; w7 \" q+ I6 }' Z1 |photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.& G+ i4 _( F9 [  L6 M9 j
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% e! h+ r6 p# f' }' ]: dChildren in
- b' g, f! d6 rbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause 0 L( _# U2 [) R/ p- J/ N9 B
children.
9 w* a; e4 q* M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% @7 H  ?/ ?( `7 \
“Your future depends on your ) F! y5 s9 _- l5 M/ E/ I3 u
dreams.” So go to sleep.
' c7 y% o# y1 C) s& E5 c4 v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
- A/ \4 Y: G, JThere should be a
! A# Y! @: |8 R" jbetter way to start a day than waking up every   n1 J0 z- W6 i5 B" H4 N  \
morning.8 r0 E6 a  x- p" a3 x
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 G, s/ N* X  X- h' _: v# }8 i
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
; M1 M8 J; U- m6 iBut why take the risk?6 P7 a: ?" O! L4 z
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。" O& @; t% k7 u  f
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
# E! K% W: Q% a" f- xlook at it for hours!
" \: u' a" }9 @- F" {工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 f( i2 e& Y; Q# ?0 z. mGod made relatives; Thank God we # B7 \- p- w0 T, s
can choose our friends.$ B# ?  S. N/ T0 E; i
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' D+ P! l; ?) E% V; a1 D( wWhen two’s
$ H: L$ _# q$ M  `& Tcompany, three’s the result!' `3 p. F  ]4 H/ D
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
, {# R* r, p$ P/ q2 YA dress is like a barbed , k/ n+ F2 B9 ~- M. H( O$ z
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 n1 k( H# P7 x% P# ]1 J8 Mview.
  |1 x' l$ Z/ ?# y% ]9 j2 |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ Y, T. @* l; a( l5 Y2 d7 v
The more you learn, the more you know,
# A+ ~/ b0 d# QThe more you know, the more you forget.4 c5 v& O1 u8 ?- `0 |2 D
The more you forget, the less you
) `# [7 ]* u' Pknow. So why bother to learn.+ e# _6 s0 L- C
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
) N3 r: b. ]! H) b5 U为什么学来着
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