加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
* |* |2 x, g" m- ZMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
1 t  Q* h$ l# P( E8 a- Sso tasty.
4 t2 e' M9 v! ?$ W. H$ {) H每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
6 |4 o2 P) _% C0 `3 ^Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
, t. x6 U6 ~* U% d* [9 H$ rLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
& _7 z1 q$ |/ W- ]happiness is not the only thing in life.
  A2 `. |4 ]1 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
* N+ i8 r9 ]) `Success is a relative term. It brings so
5 D7 m  m0 }. k. `' Rmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ d' b6 Y2 r8 A- _2 P3 H" L) B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
/ O. N6 O. [: x- FLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 t7 z, D6 n8 N% c1 |爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: q  P4 c! U  F  lChildren in
$ T# O) w' v) Mbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
" H; K+ h, u9 v! ?8 ^/ z* C“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
4 W! a$ `0 K7 S8 ^# c7 M8 p“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
. V; z5 K3 C; hbetter way to start a day than waking up every
! j4 q% k- u4 a5 F/ Bmorning.
4 x5 M: A4 r" m# b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
2 n( E' ^8 M' A5 o- lGod made relatives; Thank God we
2 U: k. l) q5 C; |! D+ E! P1 Ucan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
, H& C* ~' ^2 pWhen two’s
5 E4 `5 h; I2 Y% U+ I. H. _- \8 wcompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
$ ]3 A# Y  m0 {  v. b5 O# afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 `/ `. _; _  B9 ~7 iview.
) N2 t2 D, W- m) f' F& x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
6 |  I2 M8 D  H( [) D( f2 T, s! |The more you know, the more you forget.
% G4 M# O5 i, m. ]0 d! ]- z  fThe more you forget, the less you
* h  W& C0 d4 ?# ]( uknow. So why bother to learn.
/ A+ N' E" `4 ?' L7 w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着