加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
- |! h9 Z$ D4 n0 n( p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
! \6 X; o& [1 a: H, FOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
" I* H* `. C- G8 {* lSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
/ e  k" P3 `6 \- scaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
# }/ ?" L0 U8 i" G7 Zman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
1 y/ `" @- S- ytwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
$ _" k* S) \- O$ h3 Q9 v# EEvery man should marry. After all,
- W& U, R, k7 c! |happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 }6 G0 ?/ V; F1 v* R4 N: Y. Y0 G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 R& L, D% ~! e; Aotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 G0 p$ d, f7 F* K6 T2 J; h* q4 ~Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
5 Y+ Q/ @! q9 K0 D0 ?成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 x% K6 O- r2 [7 [/ ], i. f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
9 Q1 Z* m5 a  [- ?2 y6 d后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
: M, `0 A$ g) Z4 p3 [! D/ xdreams.” So go to sleep.
) e" U  c6 N; G/ n6 k$ T4 }“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
8 K2 R& U$ m1 R7 x2 U, a1 gbetter way to start a day than waking up every
! F# Y* f5 K5 ?9 _morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) H' V$ s) T2 a“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
" Q  U1 O; u, e9 c8 N# W努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
1 K) n8 N* t7 o9 Xlook at it for hours!
, F2 C, }* T+ q1 Y0 \' S# ]$ Z4 r& o+ N- ]工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
$ S: K7 p5 c0 L# |4 U- cGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
2 u( b' n/ o) ^# O5 bA dress is like a barbed
+ K9 ~' e: |6 l& rfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
' b8 _' u$ S/ Y  {' x7 Uview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
+ W/ P# T! q: j& OThe more you know, the more you forget.
/ r/ F6 \6 _9 o4 u2 NThe more you forget, the less you
# K- [* E# e- O5 q$ Y3 pknow. So why bother to learn.
1 W3 m0 V/ Q* E' U5 s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着