加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
4 g4 P3 O; S8 \" n/ {Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
$ y' l9 K$ |( m& a- P$ E# J; |so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
3 y  u5 I/ s# r2 q' D" I2 {girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
, x" V* E8 i$ ~1 E2 H4 ~caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
. A" W0 H7 @# x: B. V9 z4 j/ gBehind every successful man, there is a
8 S4 m5 t$ f9 ]/ _+ `% n( fman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
2 I. E  z$ `( |1 r7 t, Z- REvery man should marry. After all,
# c- \2 P, F( v' O8 y8 Nhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 G' o( x' I. O* S# @7 pThe wise
& h$ D; k9 j7 pnever marry, And when they marry they become
" s( C2 D0 S" v9 {% G$ t, y4 H& jotherwise.
$ b( ]8 S/ d( X% t. T" l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
3 _, f7 h8 b8 g5 G7 YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
) b' H/ x& I" Q, k  ^* T8 \/ Ttomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
" ?1 ^1 p% R, ]+ K/ tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
  H; d( @# E( R5 Q8 u后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* d5 A; \. u" o- ydreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
# c. P+ o( o' U% nmorning.
* P, P$ L+ I! l8 U9 n% ~8 X$ }3 m应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
1 I+ K$ T& \) P$ V/ c0 r% w“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
# Y, l6 S; ]" v6 k, Tcan choose our friends.
/ _* S3 y. }6 x) M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
( h8 O" t. F* P" n5 pcompany, three’s the result!
* `1 J  D6 v0 C0 N4 R% Q5 z) y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
' q0 \+ a7 ]8 c  |( M  @. G0 qfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
% f. q) y# p, |% {view.
- H! U& N7 _$ a" L# N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
9 T3 L3 @+ J. ]2 w$ F! Z& MThe more you forget, the less you
( e' {' e; _# L- w+ p6 u$ rknow. So why bother to learn.
& v0 U  g  J' H8 t0 w, p: X学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# d" h* W0 d" J, }1 D6 o为什么学来着