加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
; v7 h; i! T  iMastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
/ ^) o% ~8 G6 i9 [, NLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 O7 V' I2 z  R. E5 t/ dBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
7 y5 a% `+ t& z# S$ z& |two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
; i7 @. Z1 A  x! NThe wise
( y' P1 x" v; tnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
% `, d5 i0 R5 I聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
2 m/ {2 q/ }" [0 N2 KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
7 ~! C6 q* k& {many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 {1 U  [+ {' K+ z# q* w" MNever put off the work till
0 ?) Z6 S% d* n$ e3 o. Mtomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
, h- Q6 v9 p7 R9 K* T4 q% {photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
/ o8 j- ^6 U" mChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
+ j9 I7 }  R1 F) Z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
2 z+ V6 P- X* v; I9 i8 N9 [: O) A“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
' F+ l5 m5 j3 ]better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
; K9 e5 @) l) N8 b% h应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' J) J' u0 g0 \* \# S4 z“Hard work never killed anybody.“
# g- U$ M4 n6 ~9 y5 A' d' r0 {6 xBut why take the risk?
6 U( j9 D) q, k! N+ l& Q' K努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) y/ S( L2 t, c' v# E“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
' s6 {) T+ c7 U. G+ N# Y; o( ~工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: K; e0 t8 z& vGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
; Q/ u5 H; @0 j8 \% C$ \# ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
- ^) w7 T3 G0 H8 Q, i: V# KWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
' n" r6 g9 i, j! J& x, m" Z3 X两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 U4 O" c4 N7 ~# Z/ q2 P3 r) {A dress is like a barbed
4 j* e3 B, ]0 Zfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 @  E9 Y$ N# q$ i. F! ~The more you forget, the less you
4 |. W( Z. y. Q3 j$ F3 x* U8 y" Yknow. So why bother to learn.
* ~: |' d2 A" t/ e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
# n& I- T' v5 W8 R2 U$ O$ n" R为什么学来着