加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
5 W2 s/ w& @$ C6 L9 s: B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
" T: W! v3 e) I1 _( b, dOne should love animals. They are
( d0 o; a" p7 L& m& Z3 Pso tasty.
+ i) R8 K' O0 V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
1 f* j: h0 D7 j0 w9 DLove the neighbor. But don’t get
5 K, |+ h& @; X* x3 Fcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
1 p# G2 g: `9 h' a, mman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
" X& ~" j' O  K; v# Dhappiness is not the only thing in life.
7 O+ r2 H) d0 j' c9 M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
) i7 m/ ?0 a& f! btomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 Z- v4 F( D3 ~* o6 ]; c) uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 ]+ z( j2 Y8 n' c: P1 L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
: L3 K7 O8 @9 D( c( p, oChildren in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
/ a# N/ E: J5 K8 s. z2 I' c“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
' v  W2 k8 J( ?  @* V9 U+ LThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
/ c6 ^& a4 w/ Z$ |2 F. h" b+ I) S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
: `& g! H. s5 \8 l  M/ i( {But why take the risk?
6 j  @. _5 `. ^( H' p! E努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
+ ~+ L  R3 A4 elook at it for hours!
# n9 a7 p: q3 N+ X( i$ e; Z: J& i7 V; ^工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
- f! [6 ~; k' z# a& u& I3 s3 E+ Qcan choose our friends.
0 E- z9 X: b$ O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
) c  G% `2 p8 g- p8 Q% ycompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
2 K8 ~  E7 s' G/ h% z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
, }5 y; x& }8 ~5 B8 r5 uThe more you learn, the more you know,
6 J+ e$ t6 E8 c0 PThe more you know, the more you forget.
( c/ c  O) n) K0 l# qThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
+ q) @4 [; ^# E" S% j学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
( ?+ E) l1 ~  N$ a: C为什么学来着