加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
+ w  `5 [+ ~  Y0 J& w9 @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% W: M: e/ g! q( |6 a; ~4 l# d) XSave water. Shower with your
0 x, m) ?! V: ?+ D" X9 dgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
0 _( i% V7 w; cLove the neighbor. But don’t get
* F( o, K! h, ]caught.
4 p+ ~) Z( v: O" D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
) {3 C1 N/ C3 V% e# b; @  Wman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
- \$ m1 `1 n* w, Wtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
" Q  N+ o& @  J& N5 r) U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
( P' D6 [. |! t3 J! d! hotherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
# h4 }  k: N( c& k! Tmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
6 y' h0 t- w% m! ]4 cLove is
  c/ o5 I! R* O8 ?! }' U' X5 ^3 zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 }+ A$ M, H( t1 W爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
% |3 c9 c( N* U/ Q. B  E8 @Children in
2 o  N8 H" f! \0 v( J6 E# ^/ _& x! Tbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
+ D) w) ~- N" T7 `dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8 r) o" v2 ~; f! B1 _There should be a
( }( w- N; a5 I1 _9 g- W! X' W1 ?better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
% x2 u8 Q* O. M) ?% v3 _4 {% _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
$ ]5 j8 ^" U) K& H& L; T5 r# u“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
& [; r: h2 Z& m$ _( l' H努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
4 U) s1 c) X( X  M' ?look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
9 x* S; Z+ s% X7 `) MGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
8 q/ |! L" C; H+ ?: ~& P4 x, a* J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9 w7 C+ ^( h: J% D9 y& M" SA dress is like a barbed
: [# c: p: v0 z" L' n# Afence. It protects the premises without restricting the
# D; Z2 B. g: }- Bview.
( M3 ^4 Y. H5 c/ c服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) G, `5 b/ x/ x1 J# `, V  }1 @- Y+ WThe more you learn, the more you know,
0 u: M' I" @. g) gThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
) E' O( Z3 q  S7 L) e$ Sknow. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
2 g* W* ?, u! r为什么学来着