加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
' Y1 c+ F+ S8 B& u: w; ]One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
( R' S6 u$ X0 Z0 HSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* M9 z  b+ p1 E  G5 ^. k  wcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
, L2 o( m" Z/ E' F# i2 Pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
! T* u& Q2 u( @9 utwo.
' @0 l, v. n+ o% v. \! _/ B9 K每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ {. {- e5 D% I9 r/ G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
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otherwise.
' {2 v8 A. H! Z/ v  d5 G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
0 k+ l$ d8 A# }, smany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
9 D6 S$ x- \. @4 R- S8 e2 ?1 KNever put off the work till
/ r: v0 e. ~. ^: B" ^" L3 B0 ]tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
! }% q& F6 i0 B8 C. I  Q0 u, JLove is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9 W% \! A" P, S) Q5 xChildren in
0 L. U0 P7 H: p' u& I" N4 ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' P5 @7 T; ^7 P. T: q# p0 Ichildren.
6 `; G; X% u7 l5 J  V9 Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 [) S+ S# Q/ `# a“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 D7 Z+ _" D6 c! o- R8 X“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
6 ]8 Q; ]! ^# U( |better way to start a day than waking up every
2 [) D3 Z+ C5 n) i! \+ x6 ]morning.
: z, {/ G4 @) W, Q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
% y+ K# E- w# f9 n6 l3 jBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
) M( n5 N! _5 E( Y“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
' c- t: A8 f1 j! scompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: }8 b& C1 P. |) e" u( VA dress is like a barbed
3 p. }5 `: F  H! ]2 @+ Lfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
) u8 F) H! `' T" _) D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
5 `4 |5 @( e. {, Y0 g$ T) L' C& V6 vThe more you know, the more you forget.
  l! e; G  b% nThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着