加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
; ?' v0 X3 F* {  R- j" P: o4 {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8 j: {/ f/ t0 `! D9 vOne should love animals. They are
0 ^) K6 p7 w2 ^) Dso tasty.
5 I* ]# K( q' `9 v3 F4 u  \% `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2 v4 i9 N* k4 ?; {Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
8 y, x3 g  p) `9 Y. n# B要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
: l; E: `% M  T% P4 v. u) [+ [) n) mLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
7 J* \1 m! z* z/ o- h: y! B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
0 P; v& k/ M+ }$ \" p8 x- dBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; I6 `  F7 o- CEvery man should marry. After all,
  v, g% e! |. Qhappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
1 [: i$ g& j9 M0 DThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
7 w. H( F; U* e9 }* v2 S, botherwise.
) @  d( H6 Z% y" V+ c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
" C9 D" k3 w2 l, \) ]7 Zmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 O* M0 p1 ?% F; WNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
( J( |% b( H) X, {backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
3 j9 C$ N% T+ D% E& o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8 t! m1 L+ T5 _- @+ V( E  Y“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
* f* J0 S# ?9 Q9 T/ I8 W/ {better way to start a day than waking up every
6 H, V3 G6 c. k" V/ U) w  k; omorning.
4 O$ G% T( f7 }# i9 ~& M0 s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 ^3 A5 K) E* H3 U“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 _) F- i5 w) z8 J% T“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
% e) Q( x1 U' Q  u工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
6 p% l: b$ f; O( E2 o# p7 @- y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
- p: c3 ]* `# J- s8 kcompany, three’s the result!
# V; e0 ?( p5 W6 p0 ]) L. G, q- |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
! a1 V+ c( ?$ S3 M: HA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
. k- D* D6 q  ]# Iview.
0 h3 V: ^: o! r& m# s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  g  F/ _9 M1 CThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
7 Q7 w, R0 u7 p0 Y2 c4 yThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
7 \7 E- x  Y7 w" y+ Z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
3 \* W1 x& Z0 B6 o5 u) H4 q为什么学来着