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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
# i+ |' N# b: C* o; U6 A  KMastercard & Visa.
- O& t& c: o' E; e2 ?+ v6 D$ a钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
5 H& w( ?( e5 f; t; r7 \1 IOne should love animals. They are % {( Z6 n# v" `1 [2 P
so tasty.
) q* T+ U& ?, E) S0 @6 ^每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& X" C. v! O8 |( l
Save water. Shower with your ! a4 R+ N7 {3 X4 W
girlfriend.
  X& l2 t2 @1 o要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% w' B- ]/ x: a& h( LLove the neighbor. But don’t get
5 @3 u5 N- J/ H5 k3 Y1 u+ X' ]caught.
; p7 `- i( d/ M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 _; v* Z( C& s; U4 c. V! h
Behind every successful man, there is a
) x$ T4 K/ ~1 Hman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 0 }; g7 g& M# F8 \4 @5 l0 i! x
two.- p: t9 X1 l7 `, k7 r+ j3 d1 n1 T
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- k7 S9 z+ m" D( z8 F6 \" N! F6 ?
Every man should marry. After all,
1 O! g' E6 Q4 P0 P% h3 a; n3 Mhappiness is not the only thing in life.9 @8 ]" P; {5 r0 b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
3 x0 Q0 c8 C2 s: Y9 w3 ?The wise
" @& _2 t* o8 P5 {, ~never marry, And when they marry they become
0 n' ^( J/ n* Hotherwise.3 C; n1 G9 j. k) d4 T
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
$ E, q$ X3 Z% b# q1 tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
" I- h( W9 t) s- P, G( e9 D1 \many relatives.
! B' x% y- z, \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
, d! z6 Y, K% r& Y- jNever put off the work till / n6 I) G6 l) g- ]* g3 t" l
tomorrow what you can put off today.
" [, g7 e0 b3 X  N  z, n) A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
: |/ R- o, a1 w; @5 \; ILove is
9 H$ D1 \+ Y8 t8 T1 pphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, ?5 w: B# @: d! U$ d爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% A' a1 F+ f7 j# A8 x" f
Children in
+ L1 R1 e+ H+ R3 X6 U2 [' ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
8 h* U& v! e, c, d9 x: Z3 q+ Uchildren.
! X2 T$ s8 @0 Q+ S8 O  G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。/ U5 B% j$ h. p" i
“Your future depends on your
. x6 U9 b2 \. l. h) G4 fdreams.” So go to sleep.$ g, N$ Y8 E9 j4 [& [
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
' \; q0 u4 y: B$ v8 o5 L/ E8 WThere should be a
) A1 j- }5 g3 O* L; w8 x: }better way to start a day than waking up every ' w! M6 }% G- V5 k+ E0 i! ?
morning.0 j+ S* g; C3 J
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
* v" ^) h( R  \' T4 I, U* u“Hard work never killed anybody.“
' B$ U% j) `5 Z: sBut why take the risk?
7 o  P1 ]* E' f# \  s) U" H9 H, Z2 j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; w/ X0 _4 \: y  X( \- G( [0 F
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 8 s! P0 D/ A  B- {0 W$ a
look at it for hours!
0 H- b: s( t$ Z( u( f! S$ @工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
: e( ]: S2 X& L$ ?3 qGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 J$ B3 H: i: I" ^" a! ucan choose our friends.0 A9 z. w5 T% d3 k' h
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
' y9 e% O& p: O- K* RWhen two’s + W% |! r, L* C* z7 o- h2 K6 s
company, three’s the result!$ o- }3 s3 _* K' `1 ?6 B
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8 T3 ], k$ d+ xA dress is like a barbed
5 f' d; |% R# Z* D! mfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
5 J  Q, \% i: \7 Fview.
9 T; M8 {4 Q0 @) ~4 e6 }服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。1 A+ y& F1 q8 P- [. {
The more you learn, the more you know, " C4 j$ r# E% I
The more you know, the more you forget.
8 x0 f" j, ]/ G7 M6 IThe more you forget, the less you
: |: d! S. n& A5 i! Q/ Z) E) lknow. So why bother to learn.) L; o- f/ p! f. a
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 3 P' I4 A+ y  I! n. G7 Q+ ^/ q
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