加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
* L* d, z7 h7 s8 Q% _6 Yso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
/ b/ S; u0 E3 u6 D8 L! d5 gBehind every successful man, there is a
0 j- ]7 |0 y- M/ t$ |# Pman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
3 G# q/ b1 E4 s  ^# r3 e% y每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
8 _* }2 |% \# l  {& y8 _" @Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 Q7 m; R6 d; l再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
( t. S$ ]( u& M5 }: F5 Qnever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
, ~7 J: N0 m$ l: v9 C: [0 G, O聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
# ?; S  [, \5 j' y" c( l4 MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
8 |0 E# O1 O( ]: K0 Wmany relatives.
& X- {  F+ e% j0 R0 N8 ]! d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* _* k, R" o8 j9 Y; i' ^) O6 x爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- {1 }* G+ b3 \8 l8 N+ t3 Vbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
1 \$ v; D- z7 f( H; {* ^0 Xchildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
# G! F  H4 y1 U3 idreams.” So go to sleep.
/ `" o6 V/ e; _7 `$ I) f0 k! Z“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
& J9 p8 ]: @' n) f: g) qThere should be a
! @, \+ l3 N; r2 [; k! Ebetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
) d5 j9 E6 w" \9 i3 h, R$ rBut why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
! F( |, G1 I1 t; {“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ A8 T3 n8 M$ _" K& N6 Q7 GGod made relatives; Thank God we
- {' B. B1 E# {- k* d( o( ocan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
9 g' ~! n4 ]( ~1 D! Fcompany, three’s the result!
) s9 D6 @: `6 H  x2 w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
" W8 e: H& v" JA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
1 x$ v& H/ F& B2 N2 F9 D- r服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
" U( t4 ?+ u* B; r  i- v0 G+ xThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
& \6 l- J, p& Q' g* d$ d. v0 l为什么学来着