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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s # q! C1 N8 e. P# L6 X  h
Mastercard & Visa.
: G9 B) z; S+ Z( y( F钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" @: Q( b8 U8 D
One should love animals. They are
6 ^9 e' h( L5 t# l$ Mso tasty.
, L6 E# {2 ^) R. X4 z0 d" {2 J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。/ s1 X, [3 `( P* g& T
Save water. Shower with your : ?! I# z3 T8 \
girlfriend.3 y1 Z  M; `% _( w
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' O4 V- E5 o& `  w
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
6 f% G1 Z+ F7 |% ^# Pcaught.
9 W2 ^( [5 ]& |. L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
# g1 D' a" V: F$ z& N9 |: R3 q; sBehind every successful man, there is a ) C+ E" J3 T* M' R
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
/ Z4 |3 c3 D8 Y$ ~# ?& Rtwo.; o* k. p$ u: M4 D& t2 \
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
) Z3 s! B9 W# x2 JEvery man should marry. After all, 2 b6 `, s: s$ }7 q, x1 ?# q! T) M
happiness is not the only thing in life.7 \7 |5 i% G* w' z% `! \. a! A
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; {2 L2 w0 |5 K! K+ p3 m$ V3 ?! ]
The wise % G9 y' w! F& E, O/ a$ {) t
never marry, And when they marry they become
* {" ?6 ]4 @( p8 ~+ dotherwise.. T" i& `. H# D* ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
5 w6 E, p. Y' H. B8 WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
- }1 E5 N/ }9 {& I+ tmany relatives.
& e$ V/ @9 e3 O( k* z3 d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) q5 G* z2 B4 D% j+ M: [5 `Never put off the work till
) B5 I( r+ f+ }% Q8 B6 Y. Ztomorrow what you can put off today.
9 p. C6 ]" B( d: \8 ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
$ }; B% g# g6 L) W: RLove is
, i5 L) Y0 |' s6 d. Uphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.# Q/ r) k1 b, _5 `3 ?& k8 Y' }* y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) }+ u- N% Q5 w2 Y6 P' C! a& v
Children in 4 S8 ^7 f& N3 s; |+ @3 N/ a- j
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause / H8 a- ^9 r# j) [
children.
; L+ }* v7 z7 N$ G  N3 \/ ?1 f/ {8 o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 B6 V! z9 h5 K, O" u& Y( v“Your future depends on your 1 G. J5 g, u  ^' Y' ?
dreams.” So go to sleep.& j7 m0 }" ]8 ]( z. k0 H
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
: Z" S+ L% X5 h. N! Y# PThere should be a 9 y0 J& y3 \" ]5 r( p
better way to start a day than waking up every
0 E3 ~$ b+ x' @& W7 N7 hmorning.. i. Q% e9 w2 h2 I. k: o
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。2 A% r" ^) x; `+ H8 [- R, b+ a
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ 0 e4 L- W4 Y9 G  D5 C
But why take the risk?: \9 F9 B& O' X# c3 u
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! D$ s7 {4 _: B) ~1 s
“Work fascinates me.“ I can 5 F4 }3 h/ M4 |- H  \) o
look at it for hours!; q. Z. G9 b3 O0 A4 R: O
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ H* l" \! D, e2 k" J1 h
God made relatives; Thank God we
! O, q: \1 b, I! z; n9 U) v# Fcan choose our friends.
' [7 p$ k6 n0 }5 m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* h* F! q! s/ g" I& m' X+ G+ G, y5 ?
When two’s
5 a- c+ }$ ~- P! ~company, three’s the result!
; t. v7 ]  J' G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!) t+ c/ M3 D- i- q# {
A dress is like a barbed
4 L) O# w' k2 i9 ^fence. It protects the premises without restricting the . F  s0 F1 b; M3 N
view.
( d0 A8 ?7 A2 A9 V" v5 u6 f5 H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
- h/ T! s5 b. l  [4 S0 {, uThe more you learn, the more you know, 7 I8 R! i9 L( m* {2 I! B
The more you know, the more you forget.
/ v% s6 l! Q$ |* `; _& ^6 aThe more you forget, the less you . C0 \' c" u6 u- o' i( }8 H
know. So why bother to learn.
$ E$ V  h8 Z% k$ D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, & R  m# H$ K1 U% Q/ \
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