中式英语

沪西人家

1．we two who and
who？
: e+ H( I2 W9 r8 w4 ?0 R; k3 ^咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

3 ^: e3 k+ U9 S; Z! S% z7 \8 d怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！ 　
" v, ?$ X5 q8 H0 ^2 S/ z+ ~) K你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

  _0 H0 \% y0 D% y4 Y4．as far as you go
to die
5 o# Q8 E* D3 o5 n" r) S- ]% l- U有多远，死多远！！！！

1 \( h* q% R" o- b" \5．hello everybody!if you have something to
' \0 c6 z$ \0 K) e( i# W# W/ ?say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me
4 B: A8 R' T% Myou me
& r3 y' y" H2 |* ^2 _+ n7 S3 Z彼此彼此
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  O$ T# k: q5 ^' J/ e- q6 L7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

% V& |. f" Y  u3 s8．know is know
noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make
hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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0 G& X' R" A; s: J11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you
4 K' p. T  W) Rlose you face ,I turn my　face
9 ~' x* E. W+ F) `给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

9 H& R/ X9 z& e% k12．one car come one
& H" m4 j$ o5 f, r# gcar go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry
; Y2 {+ d7 I0 [6 M3 _open
心花怒放

' b" M. u( o4 y( d14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

: ]9 H- _/ W; ^- y15．小明：I am
sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
5 p# m$ X) |, [7 h! K. M0 h老外：What are you sorry
: P* C3 _9 j: z2 L2 F9 l/ Cfor?
4 @( r* s1 B4 Q小明：I am sorry five!
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- U9 _0 d: l3 G: U& [) U: Z16．If you want money,I have no;if you want
life,I have one!
0 y" ~5 D# ~3 y. f& G要钱没有，要命一条

+ Z' _' j  y1 H* {8 C; K17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down
son
9 H8 {, H' ]1 y4 S8 @你有两下子。
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# j: Z; Y$ Z6 l! I' r; k9 O% W) _19.好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!

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