中式英语

沪西人家

1．we two who and
who？
, n* e0 D8 {% F; I& O咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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* b# f: H" \: ^* ?% w! S怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！ 　
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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4．as far as you go
. r( |* a/ V7 eto die
有多远，死多远！！！！

+ ^! ]5 b* V- j8 o& u5．hello everybody!if you have something to
* C* j& ]6 z' {2 W# a6 lsay,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me
you me
彼此彼此
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6 K) V, M& y7 x- q7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

# Y- X0 O1 K- m3 q# H8．know is know
noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
表妹

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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make
hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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/ x  R7 E+ Y! V* s11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you
: ?" p& s% E$ _- E6 H3 Ilose you face ,I turn my　face
. x9 |9 [# t7 R7 Z7 c给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

12．one car come one
7 k/ d4 K  O. k/ f* I# u. w4 {& Y/ qcar go ,two car pengpeng,people die
7 q9 a2 o0 K6 k% a车祸现场描述

6 @  P& G. H8 k8 Q0 Y13．heart flower angry
9 O9 ^5 e0 y4 Y& W2 y3 |1 P7 K# Q; |open
8 f9 w1 M7 [9 k$ q+ D' M9 j# q心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
1 [# ~7 s' g8 t2 ?1 R走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am
$ R6 L$ E* k, z+ Z& Isorry!
; T" [; Q! O3 L老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
, Z0 K; j* U: L" U4 `% r3 ~老外：What are you sorry
for?
; p2 b' t! X  Z* P  Y( m8 N小明：I am sorry five!

7 j5 {# q8 B( `$ I* z' v" O16．If you want money,I have no;if you want
life,I have one!
$ Z' [0 G# b. c要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。
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& W9 d+ L" ^% h/ |+ i3 ^" n18．you have two down
son
/ ~6 y6 E& T; Q你有两下子。

/ f, v, c% Z& T: g8 {1 E( I* C19.好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!

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