中式英语

沪西人家

1．we two who and
who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

' L* ^2 G; {& A! b, r  o+ U. r怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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7 o9 o) _' }" J4 ?" e6 X+ u0 u3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
0 V- k& K9 W% V$ j. h' {2 |/ ~9 ybrothers ！ together up ！ 　
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

; Q5 d  n1 K5 ^4．as far as you go
to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
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( o& s0 a* b# o( V* v5．hello everybody!if you have something to
say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
: \% k' R9 ^9 |  t, C5 N6 U有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me
you me
彼此彼此
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8 c, S% N6 S! S* U* t7．You Give Me Stop!!
5 M- O( m, J: S* e- `你给我站住！

( B6 b) V  ]) A. k8．know is know
5 e" V/ e! D2 b8 l8 U4 s! Rnoknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
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8 o; N: O2 O: Z' i7 d9 I10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make
- e; b- K* Z& k7 C0 d5 O. B1 Y: ahole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you
) _, x) i- q, O9 E2 b6 vlose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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12．one car come one
, U1 |2 Z. R$ fcar go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
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7 h: Z/ {7 h: l% |3 L  o3 S13．heart flower angry
8 P4 e0 o6 P9 z7 M+ Gopen
心花怒放
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# j2 O) P* X: d& q14．go past no mistake past
: J) k0 m+ A! v. A1 S  u" q* m走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am
: v$ g$ A6 C/ |sorry!
  W4 y6 W& F; t4 W2 n$ k8 p老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry
for?
) h" |1 B& B$ D- d6 q1 V( `+ P小明：I am sorry five!

3 o# R! {# {4 h7 @- K16．If you want money,I have no;if you want
/ x7 A6 \9 Y: |5 K& N% Alife,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down
son
& w# J1 R3 X: s. R你有两下子。
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19.好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!

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