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世上最强中式英语

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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? # X+ |, B& f. Q6 v( @, l7 l5 B
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you? & c5 S  t- \6 a' s. A: i. ]
怎么是你,怎么老是你? + B( A8 k) t$ N# J0 o" A8 O
  
4 |* g+ M' L' r$ P, K3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you & t1 R2 g( k  {
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 0 x' s! J. W  n9 q" X' b4 g
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
/ r+ G1 f5 }4 _8 Z2 [0 n$ P你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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* k8 Z$ j( c" c  L4 F5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! - J& x* T2 o4 {" N1 y( Z) Q
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
3 A7 e6 ]0 a3 P: [7 j: {彼此彼此
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4 a0 k- b1 M+ R, r7.You Give Me Stop!!
. y$ u/ J, l$ A/ v3 `你给我站住! ; X& H1 g  N8 P: O% z/ b
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
- w# O6 b4 L! x$ g' q0 @知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER 5 {% o+ J9 s& o5 l7 H& r# |- l" Q
表妹 & n4 r: z1 N! f0 H
  
0 T7 {. x- h3 o! d! u10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ! |$ i" o# _7 Y, k, h  w
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! ! [' F7 v4 `2 D5 s5 ]  G
  
0 Z" f4 t. u6 W$ f11.American Chinese not enough
% i6 U, _# a: W  X美中不足 8 s! v5 |  }% ]0 F7 l9 e
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
8 E/ @' ^1 n% [1 R2 Y9 |1 E车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了 0 t; D/ E3 t# c3 f+ Z! h
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13.heart flower angry open
' n/ B% r, R% p9 ^( C# p# @心花怒放 2 V' {. k2 ?9 T1 [

) L5 I. x/ E/ n( T( {14.go past no mistake past
5 z4 P8 W0 ]- m8 Q) K+ {9 y走过路过,不要错过 8 |8 u, c8 r! Y0 s8 Y
  
% z) |9 }4 J! b3 E" R/ H15.小明:I am sorry!
& M- Y6 w- s, c9 ^3 v. r1 D$ d) f0 m老外:I am sorry too!
2 ^$ X' m# M0 R$ ^  {小明:I am sorry three!
5 J0 `* X) M* W6 ]3 C7 [0 z2 J老外:What are you sorry for? 2 J# V2 [! w$ W$ r9 J
小明:I am sorry five! 5 C1 j. {9 ^. {. P" v
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16.If you want money,I have no;
1 O& f$ w& v0 U  @9 F; N- ], W: _if you want life,I have one!
1 v: Z- x$ }8 G' V; p要钱没有,要命一条 6 d% k3 H9 k/ V' R) Q- A/ W
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( R* L; K1 d2 a  b; E( D4 @! b我叫李老大,今年25。 9 e- `1 d/ x* `2 b! `6 u
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18.you have two down son。
; `/ n! H& y" l  m你有两下子。
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) _: u; h9 q# k0 [- ?19.as far as you go to die
( {. Q7 {5 i! C# c; e/ a有多远,死多远!! : ?+ D/ H( j& E: K) ~( r
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
' g* i5 a; _# r! j" v. R1 D给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸   K$ a' F; B, a
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People mountain and people sea.
0 A2 r# J" e4 p8 X人山人海
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seven up eight down 6 ^% b" G& b( \( I6 h- ~- Y
七上八下
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1 k$ G2 i" D# Z7 x% g6 M爱谁谁
7 R6 |1 R: i" J6 flove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) & j  H! h: r  G$ ^( a7 m# B4 c

$ U# }- j2 @; F3 S不三不四 3 B1 H* C+ e) p
no three no four
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' [; W0 _/ ~5 |' R7 E3 X做早操:do morning  * * * *
6 l, {( {5 a9 }- _做课间操:do class between * * * *
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 3 j4 u# S4 U* v+ L2 W/ R
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month? " W+ u" r( L3 r( w2 d+ ^0 P
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
* r/ z" B; T8 U( z: Y3 W800块, 吃你的,住你的
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good good study, day day up
4 k* a; t. P+ t# l/ j好好学习 天天向上
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open yellow gun
; A8 x. O0 Q; N5 ?2 J" U开簧腔 9 ~8 H' q5 |1 K7 r3 E5 U

$ J: r" x4 A! [" g# Lyou give me remember
; N+ r5 [/ V* f0 J; \- T! h, Y  X你给我记着 / H: Q4 a( r; a5 B; l" M6 h# O
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go your mother's
; B8 N. e& _7 n+ m去你母亲的
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