世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
. S+ X7 ~; F1 L, `, j咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
9 ~' c( ?4 c6 Z+ L1 l" ^' E4 r3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
6 N& J+ T$ z+ z; I你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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8 n$ w. Q( V! z6 t4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
+ O1 m9 m8 J& |7 h( }4 U* x你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
6．you me you me
6 D" q; ^8 t2 Y+ m- `彼此彼此
　　
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
　　
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
" `& {7 H/ R' _: i+ r( R7 U龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　
11．American Chinese not enough
; J! C0 y2 I# r: `* k8 j$ s% F美中不足
　　
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
. e! K9 C( j  L" Q  V; S车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
　　
- c0 z* ?% C, |! Q/ X9 u# G13．heart flower angry open
* K. b9 L  h$ v' ~4 I5 e  ]  I# _$ {0 d心花怒放
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: x3 Y6 x: }% a9 ]* S14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
　　
15．小明：I am sorry!
) o4 e: l8 Y9 M. i3 @" i& N0 O老外：I am sorry too!
: g- t1 o1 I2 S! c/ c2 G2 Q小明：I am sorry three!
* [! \6 [6 ]! u3 m, v! b老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
, O7 ?8 _2 v4 ]8 Qif you want life,I have one!
3 w! t, w3 r) `, R要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
4 ?, f& e+ B7 _3 ~; v3 Y% S0 _6 |. L我叫李老大，今年25。
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; P: Y+ n" c* i' y2 Y: y18．you have two down son。
  z9 Z# g& i9 J' a0 v+ m" }# H你有两下子。
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  E* s9 O2 Q6 I19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
　　
1 A2 n3 b$ e( u' ~补充：
People mountain and people sea.
" r% A  X/ x/ p5 N人山人海
　　
seven up eight down
0 \+ w) k( P6 c( ~6 u七上八下
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) A; u) H% e6 t* {" v4 a1 P+ [爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）
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, t& `# h/ c* k不三不四
# s# m* c8 y3 a5 i7 wno three no four

, X6 w1 t+ i. k# T* t做早操:do morning  * * * *
做课间操:do class between * * * *
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; [# K+ v% N: @8 h一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
1 |6 N: I% Y1 d' O一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
6 T% `0 l6 f  m4 A, p, D, w) e
& P: k- A# h* W- w* `雇主 how much do you want a month?
5 }" `. z2 J# V/ @! @% m! V" G保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
* N( u8 q  b0 ~- W+ r7 M800块， 吃你的，住你的

8 B+ J# W; G, lgood good study, day day up
" r2 }% r" I1 K" F7 Q0 a好好学习 天天向上
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1 X9 w, ^) A2 T9 ~open yellow gun
5 J4 H& }3 \- O% }0 t; `7 m开簧腔
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/ c% H* P7 r7 g, k4 {0 r7 x2 O; V" Pyou give me remember
$ c2 t- j; A: B; @" G你给我记着
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" R/ h8 j1 O  t/ mgo your mother's
去你母亲的