世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
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3 _3 W5 T6 b/ M4 S. b; [) `2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
: a/ O: `) n& s9 Y3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　
6 J+ P6 w  Y/ |  c4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
+ S& O4 W3 _: m2 g你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5 O3 t  j& W  w& f& D5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
　　
% l: u& [0 e% \8 g8 ^+ u7．You Give Me Stop!!
1 b9 @) e1 G" ^- c) U你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
7 I6 w* r: Z5 a. j$ S1 c知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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. {: ]( _; C, y$ g* ?  K! x4 D10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
　　
2 L- y3 f! ]9 b) B( |0 S. R5 r12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
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5 ~# d2 n3 r$ A& e% V, L13．heart flower angry open
! ~# D3 E7 R2 C) F* f/ d心花怒放
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) m+ Q7 w' j# b3 K$ X; W5 ]14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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, H% ?# y3 p" b# Z1 Y" P15．小明：I am sorry!
5 n* D0 L( W! e+ g7 j老外：I am sorry too!
) Y5 J( N/ z9 s小明：I am sorry three!
% H0 I$ }7 a0 o1 w- A+ L老外：What are you sorry for?
- x8 m# s8 Q0 h小明：I am sorry five!
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' ]! h: Y2 d6 b3 _8 M# L16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
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+ p2 V( E! O8 o& L18．you have two down son。
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19．as far as you go to die
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# v/ T! _# V5 _! l+ n! s20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
　　
补充：
People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
　　
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七上八下
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爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）
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, `7 A4 d5 x+ A" Y; j% u不三不四
no three no four
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做早操:do morning  * * * *
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一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
, ~+ M8 `+ V; D* h/ \0 ]一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
  J( [1 j2 v; J* |$ n0 C保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块， 吃你的，住你的
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6 u4 F- V, S3 Igood good study, day day up
好好学习 天天向上

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you give me remember
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go your mother's
" l7 c* C: Z# S去你母亲的