世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
2 C% O9 m3 R, F# t: a咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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% p1 f- k: e7 m3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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2 T6 m; V7 ?, L, N2 C9 x4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

3 e6 P% |6 r0 H% `7 }5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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$ a# q! B6 c5 G8．know is know noknow is noknow
2 u5 I6 [% D' ]5 w" Q知之为知之，不知为不知…
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' [4 T/ _3 ]: L8 i$ Y2 Y9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
　　
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
　　
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
2 ~. B2 ?) a' y车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
　　
0 h9 G$ ]2 v4 }- f$ k5 _13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
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- e+ K4 B" J- ~14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
& n9 b- c1 d1 z9 ?- K: s! c小明：I am sorry three!
  @; I+ E3 [; y5 B" a: k老外：What are you sorry for?
* E, X# R& ^- C% w/ [5 C+ x小明：I am sorry five!

% Z4 g0 q4 O% A, L8 Y& G16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
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0 e7 Q1 w0 D0 C9 D9 C& @5 s18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
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. ^# @# H* k" V* Z19．as far as you go to die
8 n" O# X# ]" x0 m4 s. p6 r有多远，死多远！！

- Y9 H9 D; n, _/ j, V20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
1 K- q5 }# R$ p+ g: V4 x4 B给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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补充：
People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
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seven up eight down
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爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）
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$ {" Q& g, _% B; V- P不三不四
no three no four
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做早操:do morning  * * * *
做课间操:do class between * * * *


: `0 `# y$ q( n7 |% A' u# _7 |一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
+ |4 Z- D% n) X/ y4 Y一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

/ r- P- k0 J  t1 X; j, y3 ?雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
8 k1 |  v" z7 Y4 e. H800块， 吃你的，住你的
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good good study, day day up
好好学习 天天向上
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% b5 Q2 X- a9 o4 C. lopen yellow gun
开簧腔

9 b7 \7 `) r5 w; t1 c  t7 U) Dyou give me remember
3 n7 I* ~- L+ ^! {1 n你给我记着
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go your mother's
' x' [' |6 Z* X6 Z去你母亲的