世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
  P4 e$ K/ W0 F! r1 y; M咱俩谁跟谁阿
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' k0 B# f# S% h8 _' @' j2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
5 p7 e; }0 I- u! k" ~# E+ {  C3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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2 k' T: J% S$ k' h% Z; T& j9 L4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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, v+ f  h8 o. p% y: e6．you me you me
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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9 [; D% {. W8 l. l2 T8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9 y( d# E2 C) i9．WATCH SISTER
  T' S" H; G& g! X表妹
　　
# q, O8 n( Z! j: J+ f+ {5 {10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
" ~' z2 K/ ~! R7 z3 a+ L! P, s3 O5 E龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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. _, f: @7 F9 Z5 R11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
　　
% d7 E, Q4 ^: ]12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
" R$ \" d# `6 L; B- I& C车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
　　
4 w# m# y! f9 M: x+ U13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
- a  t; k1 }* R9 S8 U1 }' k老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
/ Y6 N4 X9 M+ y3 x: O$ o* R  n老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
1 h$ ~2 B, h- x; ?2 K3 |' bif you want life,I have one!
4 s; c3 y# M& P( w$ h6 x要钱没有，要命一条
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5 r" {5 x% Y5 E4 u9 W* K: [! i17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
　　
( s- a/ T% N4 P# R, E19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！
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, k5 o  i$ s5 ~/ _! ]+ s2 Z' C20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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补充：
! `3 K" t. M. P! rPeople mountain and people sea.
人山人海
　　
) }: |$ G: q2 f  j' dseven up eight down
七上八下
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$ A# k" `  c0 ~$ c4 h. B. y" a爱谁谁
5 q  Y$ u' \9 g* o7 wlove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）

# w1 _4 q/ r' s0 h  V6 Q2 S+ r不三不四
4 _- O, [2 B) P- V: ono three no four
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+ k8 C! M5 {" q( d1 d; y做早操:do morning  * * * *
0 z" y* J; G; i0 A1 J1 B( z2 f做课间操:do class between * * * *


: n" Y2 Z& \, W# c一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

6 e1 Y2 e; c" ~" a, \" U2 ]5 r: i) o雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
1 @4 Y$ D# |8 m6 }" n0 U. U800块， 吃你的，住你的
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0 f, s, Y- h2 ngood good study, day day up
4 o' P; M+ Q  J( ]( D$ v" F$ _好好学习 天天向上

open yellow gun
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+ s; Q' a+ n* N& I" Byou give me remember
: `# p, |- {1 ^; J) M你给我记着

0 G1 @) v* r& ]+ k8 I2 O* xgo your mother's
去你母亲的