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世上最强中式英语

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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
$ @( y' m9 c+ z" ~! m咱俩谁跟谁阿
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: `5 b& B9 |# e- g2 E2.how are you ? how old are you? % O4 t" c: k) f- Z% m' k  ^
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
1 w4 I' j* q# X: u  H; u0 a0 }3 b5 {2 I你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! # ^8 w. S% Q! {
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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" }% S6 U2 i! [# J4 I5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
& e/ \% n7 y2 b. h有事起奏,无事退朝 % W# V. j5 k- z7 I: A7 ^2 C$ W
  
2 ?; b# w  g2 `' ~0 ?! }$ o6.you me you me 7 t$ w: e/ X, {, G/ l' x$ K6 i
彼此彼此 - \7 }0 l6 [1 O; B, q0 L. N+ q
  
) D4 `4 W/ m* o  b7.You Give Me Stop!!
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# L& \" f" C) E6 E+ w% g8 o* a! j8.know is know noknow is noknow 6 t/ l( f% |, q7 Z/ K  q8 I% C
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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. N8 U& ~1 r0 |( b  k! W3 i1 e/ S10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 0 b$ R: C( N$ \* B7 u+ c
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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5 V7 h: [' L# B8 c0 _11.American Chinese not enough ' n. @- u8 O; U8 q5 j' L( q1 ~
美中不足 % d% s$ C5 R! g- F2 E. i9 l
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
, D2 w- _2 u- E) S车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了
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13.heart flower angry open
1 g- L5 B& P+ g" i8 r心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past $ |/ `. c+ X0 W8 c
走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! - `# I3 q  ~- y, l
老外:I am sorry too! / U4 {+ P- X% S7 b5 F
小明:I am sorry three!
0 u/ }. C: |$ b老外:What are you sorry for?
+ Y$ h8 L8 F! X" T  K5 l/ |: x小明:I am sorry five! 0 M3 g5 w- \% y

' Z* G- S" p$ e6 S0 U4 \$ }16.If you want money,I have no;
3 v5 l; H- k. W# r, [if you want life,I have one!
# q' T: ?3 E8 `8 U  q. Q要钱没有,要命一条 , A- p- n' l8 r) J6 o$ y
  
6 e8 n0 f/ B) @2 y: _17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
; w, V: J2 u5 d& G我叫李老大,今年25。 0 }/ B2 X; ]9 j( C

5 p, F7 d" d9 e( J* i18.you have two down son。
: Y, C2 E( g- U( V$ |$ ^( h你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die 9 @- p4 V, y) b1 O+ v2 f$ H4 B
有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
5 B7 U/ ]& F1 u8 v给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 7 Q0 j7 r* t$ K4 _% a& f/ J
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9 ~) C+ w9 o1 Q3 [3 D, E$ R; PPeople mountain and people sea. . l( \4 o! ^9 z8 i/ J
人山人海 2 O; A8 q8 X; M7 S! z4 C
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seven up eight down ( `+ H1 O# ~* i1 O& S% q9 R6 F
七上八下
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1 D4 ^  j# U2 u爱谁谁 ! e+ B# j8 E2 {7 N* F7 ^7 O
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) * c- U/ U0 A# Q7 m; d
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不三不四
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做早操:do morning  * * * * 4 ~2 n! e% q  y3 w2 x+ X- H0 s
做课间操:do class between * * * *
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 8 Z6 B6 L( d' w" b) Y
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) - n, |  l; n/ {3 `4 H

( d9 D/ j6 C' V3 F雇主 how much do you want a month? $ q" R( Y) N% R$ |. f- C
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you ! @- F- x( b* u$ @# c9 n6 z0 Z5 F
800块, 吃你的,住你的
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good good study, day day up : ]3 z1 r: |" ?( f3 C7 s& P5 B5 M7 e3 Z
好好学习 天天向上
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open yellow gun
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you give me remember - c2 L; a( A. k% i5 r# e
你给我记着
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go your mother's
  ^, t. h, V- l, @$ U去你母亲的
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