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世上最强中式英语

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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
0 O* S$ y$ e8 _$ H9 X$ b咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you? . }7 b6 T# i* \' b
怎么是你,怎么老是你? & t$ \  m9 D! @$ L' S, `
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 N+ H6 @% ~4 O/ U/ w
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 % g- p- c+ q( Z. i
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! ; R7 Y0 i7 Z6 s1 j  A
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ' _+ O: Y$ I% _0 e

4 y; X( y, {4 H! L5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 9 @' X2 K  M* ^3 ]# X9 B2 u9 d
有事起奏,无事退朝 & v  r- i4 c7 ~4 l8 L% I+ D
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6.you me you me
/ \/ C" P, w# l0 u3 I# o彼此彼此 % B6 i& t- W) ~1 M9 x( c7 f, N
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7.You Give Me Stop!! 5 A! J' U2 n+ _  Z
你给我站住! 0 }4 {$ u2 s6 i/ Q* _# q7 u/ ]
  
0 |3 o7 `, A. a9 g# h7 {8.know is know noknow is noknow & ^$ |# u1 J! l5 C+ f$ ]" X4 v
知之为知之,不知为不知… 0 D0 H& Y3 E2 p) W
  
( S  O. q- i* Z( t  S! [  I, T9.WATCH SISTER
7 z1 m5 Q) J2 @3 ]% T表妹 ; @/ p$ l1 |* F7 B- c+ w  b
  
8 H3 _2 e# ?! y; _10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 1 ^, X% v' o7 v! H8 ^' [$ z: M
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! + Q2 E/ W! \' O6 X' y1 Y1 Y
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11.American Chinese not enough
+ s/ X5 ?) N, x美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
5 X! }2 A2 M$ r9 O+ D车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了
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13.heart flower angry open
( g- j' z  R. `! w' E& N/ P心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past 2 [) d. H- X( \. Z' i3 ~2 A- {6 J
走过路过,不要错过 & i0 F1 X7 l6 R0 S9 w2 R! [
  
- d+ Z% \' S( k/ \( T+ w15.小明:I am sorry! ! e$ I1 C2 ]4 E: y/ u2 k9 z
老外:I am sorry too!
$ L0 l; K  c5 o4 T- h& Q" P小明:I am sorry three!
/ h. s# L# N2 |5 W老外:What are you sorry for?
) g* q! y/ j+ U) {0 W小明:I am sorry five! - Z) t+ D5 ~+ i3 z9 U7 H% K' L, \0 D
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16.If you want money,I have no; 4 f. U$ u5 ]0 L
if you want life,I have one!
2 J  M; t# {3 s& I" _! _要钱没有,要命一条 - f! R* ~) P: s0 l0 j
  
" T$ v: w, V7 x7 e/ |) L' b+ Z17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. , H2 c& a; r' G( [6 x# c( C
我叫李老大,今年25。 ( P9 S$ o3 T$ F7 z
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18.you have two down son。 2 q  S4 t6 R1 a' E  s
你有两下子。
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" I  l$ g( _/ X9 U' L19.as far as you go to die " I1 U! F) v  |; I
有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
: Y' |/ n& i) l9 s/ ~' \给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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People mountain and people sea.
0 l3 \8 T* F( Y. F人山人海
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seven up eight down & |6 i# G4 T. y9 \/ r+ r& K
七上八下
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! e- r- o# ]* `# A( K8 @爱谁谁 ) J5 n  y# ?' U' A  C" Y  `+ g
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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" S5 C1 c5 e. L; W) w7 b- o7 H不三不四 9 s/ P$ B' M" H6 C% C. \$ l
no three no four - K2 V$ N9 L4 G3 o* r, T* ^+ X

! }4 c' }- T9 U/ X- ?5 P. V做早操:do morning  * * * * 5 ^$ s0 S, N, o9 L  |! S7 `
做课间操:do class between * * * *
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  Z' V! f0 b! C! \# K2 F) m0 }一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 6 y/ E* ~* h% d* H: z
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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- [0 V. f4 ^6 j! b9 [2 {, {: U雇主 how much do you want a month? 9 M, R; k/ i) `& j$ L
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you ( |% t! K5 O2 |( N$ ^( f$ y1 \0 V$ v
800块, 吃你的,住你的
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good good study, day day up
6 @! |3 R( e7 Y( P" }好好学习 天天向上 6 s8 S' G7 R! F% ?

1 N0 K2 H8 f" H/ a# Popen yellow gun ( [1 n* R. A! n( e3 V) Z- j+ V% B
开簧腔
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you give me remember - w( B: K* j+ \0 c# o& N9 [
你给我记着 6 M5 J) H# `( }

/ ^9 H+ ^5 V. G& ^, xgo your mother's * v  @' a6 [3 R5 u+ q6 w
去你母亲的
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