世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
2 k! P( b8 m1 t6 K咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
' }+ ?% C. u& N2．how are you ? how old are you?
$ \9 L( C' ?& S) v怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
0 ?! M$ a- X! t  K1 B( {3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
7 y7 N! ~. Q0 G' b' ]你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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- s* W" d9 W4 K) @/ ^5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
( H% S& m( T, I0 B" v+ O7 g你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
/ G9 i2 T3 f2 x# G4 V) ^! ~知之为知之，不知为不知…
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# _! A7 g" U* a, O6 W1 S: `9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
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7 D' h3 o  y; v6 Q- z5 X# g8 H10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　
11．American Chinese not enough
  r5 |6 [% Q+ W8 I( U( r9 Z美中不足
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  \$ C* _/ A; O+ N. }4 g) ]12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
2 e7 q8 p/ u5 p$ s7 g5 o$ R车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
　　
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
　　
15．小明：I am sorry!
; \7 d$ j5 r3 k老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
- J$ I/ U! e; [- S要钱没有，要命一条
　　
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

& L3 o* Q2 c9 u7 l: L0 a18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！
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3 U4 b' i2 @9 X) {9 W# ]" [20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
; I8 r& l/ H* ^& U+ U- W. B给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
　　
补充：
People mountain and people sea.
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/ P; m+ o4 G6 l4 L" _seven up eight down
七上八下
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3 n4 O5 @7 d: y$ }3 \* a" u! {% d爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）

% W4 m# y# W2 |4 ]3 z& Z不三不四
no three no four
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做早操:do morning  * * * *
) n( v" `1 r/ R/ P6 ~& V* m2 U做课间操:do class between * * * *

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9 d! _9 y9 ~* J4 w) H' W6 Y& P2 X一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
' I, }/ h$ e4 j2 _0 F) Y1 Z; v! C8 O一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

雇主 how much do you want a month?
  I: V3 R# J* l& R% C保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
( b! I: ^3 H' n5 L' z! l800块， 吃你的，住你的

good good study, day day up
好好学习 天天向上
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) F# u) G/ |% C- Gopen yellow gun
开簧腔

you give me remember
: w7 F- H' S& }0 t# N1 N你给我记着
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) V3 u+ K" L- T6 @* G0 g. @( Z$ F. Igo your mother's
去你母亲的