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世上最强中式英语

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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? & X( c$ b" Y( ], H
咱俩谁跟谁阿 9 I/ V( Z3 O7 O1 g4 \3 U& {  y7 N3 \
  
% {% J; d" @6 Y) @8 S; e2.how are you ? how old are you? ) F( [& Z: N; E6 S# h+ \
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
. `; ?8 c) m+ a/ w7 |) l  i你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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/ n( l! Q' U" `2 |/ C, Q- D4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! % B/ ]9 Q% l! G( ~2 M
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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( R$ ~7 O8 Q: i# @7 B8 q2 s7 o5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 7 g' e" `) {8 G
有事起奏,无事退朝 " M  |3 j( Y1 z9 [' x) [* T: t
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6.you me you me * s- q/ Z" q4 z$ z& Y- X
彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!! / t2 N/ I/ K# D0 V! d
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
0 V, {, [$ c8 U: f) q, Y6 ]知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
5 \: b6 b1 i! X龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough ' A0 t& [& I8 o7 v7 w9 L
美中不足 / B$ Y- R! L5 y
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die : j6 b; E$ d6 |% t! f- _
车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了 , q2 {4 e3 ^. A; ?. e( S1 `  g
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13.heart flower angry open
% H8 C$ g! K) U+ J心花怒放
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7 q1 I+ Q8 h7 r. s14.go past no mistake past 3 X, M; n+ y/ j' u' z
走过路过,不要错过 ( ?: d! X- h; |6 n
  
; J0 x: {/ i4 x  h6 H15.小明:I am sorry! ' V# R& `: c# j4 x. N
老外:I am sorry too!
6 x4 i4 ^# `  a4 f. \6 q, v小明:I am sorry three! / `; Q, a0 o) e: r4 d
老外:What are you sorry for?
1 @( X' q' ?4 M小明:I am sorry five!
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; f; c* A9 v! L' c# N16.If you want money,I have no; - Y1 k. [+ c& N8 l3 E. u9 L* ^
if you want life,I have one!
) {& k1 I- g% g* t- `要钱没有,要命一条 3 l$ R( n. L5 B1 D0 Q# @% p4 ?4 {
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  D' T) Y! {* N0 N( k7 C我叫李老大,今年25。 6 B' R0 l6 Y+ s- `. ^
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18.you have two down son。
2 f( }9 H3 S1 m( @: \, Y$ E' v, Y% D你有两下子。
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$ d, F6 Y; |0 d  S1 A( V19.as far as you go to die
; M5 [) y5 R* W4 e& t: U! ^9 u有多远,死多远!! 7 {/ G2 c8 ?# A3 c( p/ w

0 C$ y+ C5 j/ ~' \) N% b20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face - x2 g" A, I! x# e  z- F
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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# Y  G3 F( a' x- H$ o& g; G2 APeople mountain and people sea. : `4 q, n+ H  T% p, Y5 R/ R, Z
人山人海 * @1 H% ~  y% V
  
2 p% _* x/ z/ E5 T  X" Fseven up eight down - Q% \3 K, d  T) F2 Q! t
七上八下 1 F  i+ Z7 `8 J, L6 N: @5 ^
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爱谁谁
8 d" H' ?) J3 w: C' h; Y6 V" W# Wlove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) : w( l: K& m5 ~
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不三不四 $ V2 w8 R- f$ I' }' Q3 `) p+ }
no three no four
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4 |2 o: q0 x9 ?: X: L做早操:do morning  * * * *
- _) s5 h6 n  u4 w( @做课间操:do class between * * * * 9 D! }( O2 B3 F
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) . J- ?: x9 z4 G" p. X7 V
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)   C$ s. ~! E/ U1 ^
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
) n5 d( h# V& u- [! i5 T3 q5 @, v保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
. k  r5 Z! W  u) j! e( i800块, 吃你的,住你的 & F4 a( V4 K" D) h
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good good study, day day up
/ v+ h' l& N! Q" y( Q+ ~好好学习 天天向上
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open yellow gun
/ O& E0 I: P( F4 I$ Z开簧腔 ) K3 o" A9 i5 c
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you give me remember
# ^9 Y* d8 y' u, y. F你给我记着
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go your mother's ; v0 y, J* R$ ^, N% E* }3 c, ~
去你母亲的
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