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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ' o, {; |$ _% W/ R
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 7 G& B' d! N$ N% p' X, @- F
. G1 w* c! A& K% e2 a9 a2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
! ^8 [- e0 m. c9 B e1 z这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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8 P+ v, p" |% p7 W; J& |3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. " J3 a6 ?" m4 H4 l, S
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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$ X1 H8 c% ^4 k4 l n% v# {5 _+ r8 e4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
& ~3 C% `0 k: S% B( J4 k早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ + v8 U: @& E) I& i( N2 _7 E
" _# }2 ]% O& I( z8 |2 D5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.) f& |5 t9 D: I* p
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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2 @- R& e |& h. H6 I& B5 l+ x6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! $ x- Y H3 B/ |, K8 y
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ : h2 p7 Z$ f* o' c: Y/ L
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
# D z0 _9 _3 Y# E一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
3 k! U# a3 g1 \5 a v你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
& q9 ~( u" m& U* k9 f/ p- p4 O有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 & P# _; ^; T* }: Z* u: v$ P. H& ?
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 U; T0 |, s; k$ C& L+ [然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 6 D$ z% q3 m7 W% }6 |, d% H
2 ?1 b( k5 u1 l: v- D10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
- E& ^5 }6 n, ?. B. z每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
$ w* d/ k, H* s3 Y6 @# Z" g8 B- RWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? ! b( e% `. v* Y' r! W2 Y9 j
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