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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
2 N0 r) I( {3 @1 ` N不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! y; A, A/ |+ l- B- X9 h
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! : e6 ]+ g/ D5 n; u5 ~, V
# C' J& V5 j/ d5 w# X$ E7 w3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
! ]5 R+ h: c! I3 s2 P5 p4 \( c你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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1 t0 ?: M) K- x7 u6 p. M4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! - R6 i6 `5 v% ^9 J) a
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 0 A4 x2 S) ^+ y
3 ?. B. ^0 n: I5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.0 I, m) b/ o" f" O$ e D* o
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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. w. _4 r4 \1 w6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 7 j- A0 M2 L: u" c- J
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! & H0 ]/ F r) b
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. # G" ?. u: `, ~5 A# a; H l* g
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.6 f/ ~7 ~' N# ]% ?4 c V: T
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 $ S1 u; h4 y3 K* ` I) V5 ^8 o
& i4 s1 t, m! P# }9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 5 @' ] J1 Q4 ]
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
3 C6 ^: @" X2 b1 O9 P# }Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
/ i; M! K1 O: ]# y( f) @$ o/ N然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” & }) e/ a3 G1 J* d- _
6 T, _& ]" F0 X! r& ]! G- \10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ) `' [; w9 u8 S
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……9 A, j: e6 z) s1 ]% [ R- }5 O
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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