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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
0 W' E6 P; ?: n+ Z; y' P8 x不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! & h0 ?; i0 H, ]3 x: S
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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/ J2 c. I1 Y, L' k6 c3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ! H! w0 a3 ], |' Q! ~* m7 I$ Z S
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 5 `: z3 `; D' s- J, x
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! / ?6 K0 F- U) _! s
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! $ \. [' d3 Q q) j
* z8 b8 l, {: Q. a+ C3 }5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it., r( Z% g# Y) T
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 + I% v% T4 S- A o# l+ c: X
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! & I' {2 h$ P0 X# C- _7 \
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! , \! y4 V( z5 t( }: ]
1 V- h1 f3 D a, V# O8 F. q7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. V3 G8 }7 n3 \, C" n# q
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 . T8 }6 S9 b# B" v" [
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
# E0 w7 T7 v; w2 |# K你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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# R% Z! d0 F3 _5 G' f, \9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
, K% D6 n- t5 K8 m; I有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 : S' |$ W6 i4 |
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
! D) T2 f$ R3 Q: V% i% J$ g然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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' M( G5 v5 @$ E, y' a10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... # D3 I% r8 J( i6 |& C0 H
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……3 P2 i' `/ u, m* \
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? N" U$ s$ _7 P) Z. L
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