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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! " ^" ~) n7 V* k9 g
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
3 Z4 c* x: ^$ Q e$ e' ~8 J这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! # l& [( a' I( W( P& W0 Q% G4 L5 [
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ) S2 r- D# j* X* r5 [6 y
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! % B; D8 p3 K; B$ `: ]2 R0 L
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " o, j K$ P8 G* u
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.& y. {0 K$ {; W; i' V5 Z/ O3 e
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 : Q5 F2 a/ q( t7 C" g' i
$ q: Y) d, g2 {6 J, W* h& K6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 o0 ]; x. \6 o( N不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! ! x3 b1 \$ K; {- _4 c9 o( e
3 j: B. N+ W6 v6 Z% c7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
' b) z |) u5 H, i$ e一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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( r5 `, `8 y _) K& h$ j8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.. Q7 l' N ]# h6 s3 ]+ ^
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 ( c( S* I1 _( y) f
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
A2 n" B) x, \( r6 K+ T有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
; g& }5 S( W8 J; v' g. X+ ?% b: }) o$ UThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 q; s! Y |6 Y* [0 \9 `8 w然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ; ~, z6 V6 U" g( ^: z$ N* B2 Q
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
4 u5 X+ ?3 p& V; e' @7 KWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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