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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ; ?8 c n. ?; M: @! f6 t$ z' [: p
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
# a1 h4 b# n% q) s! O, U3 `这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 8 k* V! ^2 E5 N r9 s+ T) h
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
+ G S8 R h6 A6 v- T% F2 v你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! - h4 w! v' {$ U. I9 d' D
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ ; g( b3 a6 y' a
9 B8 A9 w' \7 V5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
! Z. d @6 b" n/ c+ Q漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 $ U: [3 `6 H# a) C
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
$ s# a* |% F4 S9 D# U1 F* N4 o不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 9 o* l! @4 K/ R( Q8 a
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ; o8 N; k) m0 k4 }% i4 T+ d7 d
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 " z' ^7 s/ q R6 B
% S' U! |. A5 X: w0 g8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
# F' q- j. ]4 G d) H你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 * M i- v% [ {, u7 X
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 4 o1 h/ P7 C& P9 P
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 : A. P8 e$ k" G+ n$ t4 D2 b7 r9 h
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
* z7 n6 h* {" J. w# B然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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! c7 @3 I7 }/ W; _, Y7 f10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
4 l7 [2 Z4 q! B+ L* | y$ M. s每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……* Y( E0 Y6 c( z8 n/ o0 o4 L& Q3 y
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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