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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 9 t4 S# t5 K8 w- u
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ % } y( J5 h0 J) X2 b' E* |* G7 ~% e
3 A6 a: ~* Z q! J @2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 2 |1 w% H; b! [7 t4 Y: E
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 8 u3 e' T0 t9 d% d$ X0 M a- Q, O
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
J5 a, L0 { h( Z$ G: [3 G8 Q你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
1 W# S4 H6 }7 b早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.; K( } Q# _+ r3 A
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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/ F: [$ y/ z+ g' M: ^8 Z! W# [* `6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
4 G2 ^$ g# D/ N不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 9 e2 S0 T* X# N% K
9 \9 U8 k* ^& r. |4 L; I) G: y3 `7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
F( R% `& S* X9 ~一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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0 O% B7 X, [: c# @8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love., b* {& C1 n6 A C+ B. S. K$ }
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. - y2 l0 @' z5 o: Y5 f
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 3 e) V3 ^9 i- \# a3 N: j" ]% ^
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ( M! t9 o* _1 o$ ]) m- ]! M
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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" @6 G( b" N0 G3 ^& O! M10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
9 r4 V" e! M* o0 M6 X; c每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
% j0 z6 t4 k, \7 [* D0 wWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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