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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! & Y2 D3 I' d3 D+ U s: Q1 K
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ : b; k$ l7 Q- X4 v% D3 k
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! + d9 `: t2 A1 b7 H; o
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
6 o. h% D$ r+ l7 P你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! / k. u; [& Z+ O
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ . ]1 Y, ?9 D0 ?' `* {% K
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
) x' r7 x6 H# F" h3 S. d漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 $ I; ?8 N& k7 n" X
1 \) b6 K" a" M& a, D. A# O! a6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! : k! O# @, |. c# e Z/ i" E
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ [+ d" C3 b+ u0 X9 x
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 9 y9 d! U+ O; J, p* p
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 + \* c8 i6 }- X' t& r
1 ^: z! ~5 s9 m& z4 j$ B8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.5 h0 r9 a' P9 Y5 W
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 1 B5 T. h1 Z$ b! W% z$ [0 c; @
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 1 P' B' H4 u' L
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 m" c8 O2 u) `" k3 H
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
9 x( M; {+ K4 t" P% j4 a" C然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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) t; h$ \* X7 k2 y10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ( k v, W# r2 J+ O6 c- i7 ]3 H' q
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
5 _2 R3 {' @! l3 ` |Why should I be the only to suffer...?? , l4 Q% X) P3 p1 m, A, B4 r# v
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