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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so ; I+ H! T0 `* h* `' V- t
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( ~7 k. [5 W" G ^# q:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it @4 g/ G: F# g' \; U+ U( ^
indeed
. d$ N) u* h; v7 n% Vdamn cost money when it comes to feelings.( o0 c9 P/ d8 n+ {3 v* W7 T% ^
3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.
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4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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( U6 i% i% i+ u: `$ s3 V' \9 ayou please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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7 K; ^5 f9 R+ ~; k 5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you 5 U7 x& U" |' i+ c: M; F
. {5 D& A( o/ }9 V( R/ n* i( x, m2 _wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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you.
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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of 8 z. N4 m7 S. z3 g8 `, Q" z3 M
girls stopped me, & X! E- K3 g }# V! B$ w5 ]# @
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they 1 ?& N: V$ e% d8 N; {4 S2 e
hit me and said I am ' b2 t6 `6 ^5 E" O0 ?) R- W, ?' R
hypocritical.
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( Z* o3 ^. ?. c& P" g8 t, _! h 7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.
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8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the * z, g' C; h6 o6 h: w3 b
history is the department
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9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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$ t5 A% z/ Y/ X0 z% wthat.
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10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background, 5 G6 }3 R Y4 |3 s( U2 E6 m0 ?
while what I have is the sight
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11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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2 ^9 K1 u6 {, W4 O) J 12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
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* x8 V% ^! G3 c4 l2 Q 13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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7 L2 T' I0 ]8 s5 I: O 14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone 4 C+ N6 V" K$ j0 ]
is much cheaper
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& d, b( u& ]7 |. G0 ^ 15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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