2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am

handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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obvious.
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：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
indeed
damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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  I& H8 T( D' o$ F, ?# l& Vnoodles without getting flavoring bags.

　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
here?”


. @( _; b6 U  V0 P* C' j2 B　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you

8 m8 A6 D* P$ F0 N) Y$ Hwear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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. R- l+ \3 }, L6 hyou.
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' ]' ^. q9 X2 B: O; D8 c：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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: k# W* a% X$ I# V" |/ msaying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
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hypocritical.
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& g0 W, Z2 d2 I+ C9 Y" t' `　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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, B% T$ H2 W# X" F. `6 ~* vmilk powder, and give it to the political party.


8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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concerned.
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　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
things that I
could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

that.
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　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
of my back.
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6 b9 ^, w  N; G8 k+ Y% Z# g　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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seafood.

　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
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　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

% F( }2 r0 D+ y# t　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
+ s* [7 Q) ~+ c+ His much cheaper
than the phone words fee.

　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
kind of
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