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2009年最新的经典的雷人语录(中英文对照)

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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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obvious.
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:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
* C) C% P7 V8 rindeed
. ]* g- C1 E" l6 C7 @' e3 vdamn cost money when it comes to feelings.
& X6 I, _( P! c9 ?$ V' I6 h  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.
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  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said : ! n* j' ~' v( p* L
“Could
1 j% R! ?6 G7 }you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change ) ?% K/ I+ c) [' r: Z* V% i, G
here?” & X2 `; b. N; S

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  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they . X' V1 x- v# l1 E+ f* N/ n3 |
hit me and said I am
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  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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milk powder, and give it to the political party. * I5 u) f5 {, E& F) [. f1 B
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$ \) ]( D% A, }; f1 p1 U& h8 K8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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. e4 B/ V* d+ \# N7 @7 Q, n! L  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two ; s7 Q4 J+ y3 Z
things that I
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* q0 B. `  @5 _& n* A8 w  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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  11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a 3 t' G  f' w+ c
dried shrimp not as
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  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I 3 M0 H# e& @7 T% _3 \9 U6 u
can not go back to heaven is 1 i9 S, U& }. I1 ^& f
the problem of my weight.
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* M( v/ R# M, X# q* q+ M* i1 R  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many 8 r1 N0 c2 a: h! R$ l# Z
deceivers,
7 u( Q3 r. x8 _5 ?( c$ U* `it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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* N! x$ \3 D/ c8 `) V  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
$ q- d% G" \% F* n) l; n1 L7 w0 K+ Tnever be afraid that
9 X3 F* s. q: z) n3 ~" f5 E/ Pthieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
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