2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so

obvious.

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：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
indeed
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　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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6 W/ [: e1 e7 Nnoodles without getting flavoring bags.

) B  I2 v, x, ]( m& J　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
“Could
. ?+ m! s$ G3 Vyou please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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! p! L4 V* k% A1 d) C+ s* }　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of

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　　6
：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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8 F# s. l' |# p* c, Xsaying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
' J& P1 D% z5 Y1 O, z5 dhit me and said I am
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1 C; m8 `& a" P　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.
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8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
concerned.
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　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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that.

2 ]9 q* V, }0 k- P' b　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
of my back.
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　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
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the problem of my weight.

6 P$ Q# N- V- F, V4 `  j& s　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

' j) T5 n# `4 `2 n! o$ x　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
than the phone words fee.

; t4 ^9 T8 g  W( T　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
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technology.