2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am

handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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indeed
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: ^' m7 S, E4 l  R/ J　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
instant
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　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
here?”

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2 |# s$ P5 t9 t1 {' F　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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/ z( W' \. K% Z  O2 c, X: u：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
girls stopped me,
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
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, I  o. s7 t8 H! a　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
of Sanlu
milk powder, and give it to the political party.
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% h- ?8 X" z7 ~! v. g8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
concerned.

　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
of my back.
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: g, h1 G  T' n- B  ~' |　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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seafood.
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　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
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　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
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1 j% K. \# [7 ^( a6 }　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
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