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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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obvious.
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/ f% R0 e, l2 K& T5 i:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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damn cost money when it comes to feelings.4 b9 P% R* w N u" a: |
3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying 4 S9 ?7 ]/ ^% N) w( ~
instant 4 P) @6 Y! U" j. H( b+ ^
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4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said : 6 J9 e8 S/ t. z- x' a( |2 y1 f
“Could % P p2 A0 j: A1 u; B9 O/ a+ {
you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you / Q; m# O+ ^- `3 C. K. M" u2 H$ u
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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of ) G! \$ s+ g; t+ C4 q. H
girls stopped me, # r& w- Q. O, v" ^5 S2 ~
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they + m& k; a9 n; }" ]. L3 U6 ^- m
hit me and said I am & X) c2 R1 T- } G( q* A
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( i& q) J& ~7 X$ z 7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup 3 ?( q5 h, n- c# N6 e3 A
of Sanlu
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& h' [$ D! A8 g# J) e8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the ' p- |$ |5 k6 T# k: N
history is the department
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9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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; S" E' w4 e& w' ^) [9 K 10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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/ s. O& c& K4 ~; l' B6 Z 11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I % X4 Y/ R! P7 N& W6 m7 h* y: T
can not go back to heaven is
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13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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4 t9 B5 v0 `7 Q4 {" cit is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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x4 B, G3 s; ?! W6 Q# D" N' S2 I 14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone * u! L7 W% e6 m
is much cheaper
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15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some / F* z& Q! Q6 f
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