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2009年最新的经典的雷人语录(中英文对照)

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发表于 2009-8-8 14:20:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am ! b& I( }( @2 V( l' n/ e
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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8 p: f1 B) C0 R: i# K( Gobvious.% u4 ?' g( c$ ^; `* }

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:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it 5 K6 k2 U3 R. q
indeed 7 c3 v  W& Q" t/ m# G
damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
. e" E+ H1 O2 T$ h6 T# r: C% L0 p  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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+ d+ M0 w! b# _noodles without getting flavoring bags.
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9 z! t1 W$ k& D. |  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said : 9 |) q7 H' B7 W* m3 H, b* }5 A( G
“Could - P( H1 m% F4 k% i9 X. e0 b
you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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: X  v* O% e: |$ c  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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  \3 a) W1 ~1 J; d' n$ }# \wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of   m& [7 @/ Q  W) _
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you.
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/ m6 {: i( V7 C$ X9 n8 b3 H- B8 B. h:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of 1 l2 Y$ u$ ~6 F( T
girls stopped me,
) x2 Y3 G. x- {" l; Z/ }saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
6 l# q' K& K. J4 H4 k' Ohit me and said I am ' ?8 p# M, ~" _3 {
hypocritical.
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, y/ j! u; r& s4 J4 H5 p, {  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.
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8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two . K4 D* h* e9 J! |0 r' R
things that I
4 L- G, ~6 \, V$ J: E7 o. ecould not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do ! ?% x2 v" `  Z* Q9 Y1 T
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that.
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0 \+ t7 H9 T" h! S8 q% w9 G2 o( T9 `  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background, ' D- m$ z* `+ a8 s6 O
while what I have is the sight
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  11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a 2 S. E' {5 F5 i
dried shrimp not as
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9 v& ~" Y: z+ p, Z6 r  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I " Z2 T8 h& a+ Y% ^  K5 ]. m0 a1 I
can not go back to heaven is
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  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.9 M- r# e; Z- ?0 \  }9 x, i+ S

$ r( b/ ~  W+ ~0 q7 _, K. d  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone ; y3 o, Z9 a) B( e
is much cheaper 1 _3 _2 S! P+ x4 {
than the phone words fee.! O& o  h1 o8 W# h3 C/ s3 G
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  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We 2 g9 R9 J) @! x5 W
never be afraid that ; s% h! F6 U' M- A7 {
thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some * V) h8 L; v, L- g6 H
kind of
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