2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am

handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so

obvious.

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" u2 s  Z% N2 C, N! ~  a：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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  A. L$ y' v# Pdamn cost money when it comes to feelings.
1 n/ W. k8 r" n3 ~7 i　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
instant
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　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
“Could
you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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4 @& V2 A4 v7 G8 X6 U9 S# _1 V! a& C　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
hit me and said I am
hypocritical.
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( Y4 o8 |* G8 H; A1 ?2 @0 d9 E0 W( ]　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.


8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
concerned.

　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

that.
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　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
7 w& d6 u' y4 x' Fwhile what I have is the sight
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　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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seafood.
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　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
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the problem of my weight.
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　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

) M; D3 H/ [, L, O- O# {& e% e　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
than the phone words fee.

　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
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technology.