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2009年最新的经典的雷人语录(中英文对照)

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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am   ]# u5 D2 o% d) x# g$ {# O

  j3 v* Z: F! R- R) n# T9 g0 D" uhandsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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9 R6 ?/ L, {5 o4 k1 o8 ]obvious.( z0 N# ?( x+ S# R- J' h4 j

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:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
2 s( [  N$ c. E! I6 A3 L. aindeed
; O7 V& J4 G* R5 @  j) h- wdamn cost money when it comes to feelings.4 y' U" g" X% z# E9 P9 m. J1 l
  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
/ k$ @- U4 \! B1 G7 y- |# ainstant
3 \0 x9 p2 l1 t6 i. ]0 Ynoodles without getting flavoring bags.4 v2 K. f( Q4 P$ ^* V
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  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
3 e- L/ d5 U8 `9 e" E“Could
& c& h: C+ E4 k0 _8 S7 ayou please come for your earnings later, because I have no change - r: l9 n* T: [3 A1 a: B5 E
here?”
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  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you ! l# {$ `& Y  p' W4 x' ^# b! J. M0 O
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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you.5 V8 W8 Y1 f3 L

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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
& V& f( k3 D, P9 [3 s7 xgirls stopped me,
4 P7 P! ?8 {: w* F# b$ Vsaying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
) Q3 X+ F; n: e5 E$ W+ h4 Qhit me and said I am
# Y" q' t1 v3 {- p8 O  i) ?hypocritical.0 E0 t, K; a3 ]: b
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  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup % `1 t* L' }$ s8 ^
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.
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# p+ t. P% G" O- ^2 Z4 E8 ?9 v, i6 ^' X8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
, u% }! w& g) `history is the department 5 ?0 _5 f1 g2 ]  P  k& Z- i- R9 E
concerned.
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* N* B; c1 `3 w/ @  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
! N  Y) ^; |1 x! Q! Hthings that I
5 _/ g) s+ k3 v% d  {3 d. h  Jcould not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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2 j1 ~3 |7 v/ Vthat.& e+ I5 d# k: u+ p' x1 }! h# X
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  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background, " ]7 e& W$ ^- a
while what I have is the sight
: V+ e' o2 y. G/ Fof my back." k* G7 E! W6 B- l

& L4 ~! J. Z7 |+ H: ]  11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
, t* Y; Q  \+ E9 O- Ndried shrimp not as
0 D( z8 L4 ^- Q1 o% z* m/ T  Vseafood.3 H6 s; @7 j. i, I
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  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I 1 ]. s0 w; B1 Q1 {9 T1 b
can not go back to heaven is
0 Y8 V. }# Y) J( k  ~& F( }3 w; }7 Rthe problem of my weight. ; o3 W$ x9 N# |

8 {  C4 J, \1 R$ H  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
+ k/ [, ^9 |- |! m( @deceivers,
  X& I/ F% T7 T5 b/ @8 xit is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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" c& ~* z4 w4 F9 N* Z% W: E8 M5 o  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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than the phone words fee.3 m9 A+ e8 E9 k# ^' R  s+ o

9 t2 }( n2 F* C* [  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
* T  d% R' L6 N: J0 g  V% vnever be afraid that
! A: z+ I6 A9 \thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some 5 L& H1 d7 E1 F! g4 ]2 v7 R: z
kind of
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