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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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" O1 S3 ^, n; g, [- ~) A4 j:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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- y3 ]0 ~2 T9 [7 `4 }+ { 3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying - j% i; u" D6 r# X
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noodles without getting flavoring bags. v# k* T; e3 q" c& k8 C
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4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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7 c7 A5 {6 B4 z+ {1 W% @ 5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you 3 i. e# E0 a" U$ k: L
i+ p2 X, X3 ~7 U7 V l9 Lwear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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2 r" A0 k0 V; U: I P4 ^+ f$ P9 v:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of + t( ~" D; k- L
girls stopped me,
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hypocritical.. T+ w& M1 o7 `$ f, F, n3 l9 o
, T) u+ f2 p# B7 I, h; n7 }1 u; x 7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup + T( ]/ [; |8 Q6 _) B( y$ U
of Sanlu
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history is the department ( X/ Z/ H' G' w1 L% ^' r3 Z
concerned.
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$ z9 P7 G: y$ R+ z1 f6 t 9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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of my back.
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2 }! F+ { Y$ a/ D7 ?; s7 H2 c 11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a . |6 u2 Y1 L* h% m. `: X! `
dried shrimp not as
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5 V3 K. i+ X! R6 q 12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I 0 n& i7 a& ^) i. w: B
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( v' o4 d" k! X6 @ 13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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1 p2 U2 Y# l1 c4 }3 h4 h2 |: Z$ { 14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We & k1 Z' E/ V$ i; ~: p
never be afraid that
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