2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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$ @. D! s! S% e4 z# h：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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  c2 l  a: o8 r1 Ldamn cost money when it comes to feelings.
1 W* T7 Y# V& Z4 V8 c, z  w　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.

3 O* R6 p. Q  Z  |3 ~5 D　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
“Could
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+ @; R7 E' G8 j　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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you.

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：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
girls stopped me,
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
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hypocritical.

. m7 V$ ~2 r2 ~6 }! D　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
of Sanlu
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8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
concerned.
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" A" J+ _$ I6 Q% Q- k; w( ^　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
things that I
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that.

　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
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　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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seafood.

) h) B, H( S  H" d0 L　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
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5 c/ p9 j" U* e* |9 L! Q　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
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　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
never be afraid that
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