2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
instant
noodles without getting flavoring bags.

　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you

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8 x, p9 E" n, A; Q7 c0 s：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
girls stopped me,
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
hit me and said I am
hypocritical.

　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
of Sanlu
milk powder, and give it to the political party.


8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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concerned.
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9 w# C  W: J1 f6 c1 y　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

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, L" z/ K7 s9 o9 o/ q( k, _9 R　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
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4 @& b& K9 x: P: E　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
dried shrimp not as
seafood.

: F2 W' R) A: u) N  N) m5 s　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
the problem of my weight.
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　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
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* t* U& [% X! z- O　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
than the phone words fee.
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6 z; ~" v$ S" d　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
kind of
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