2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

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爆笑：一大学男生的爆笑求爱简历~~
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Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.
  q* T6 g' ~  A& o) p( K十分坚强：被女孩子甩了45次，还活着。

People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
人也很好：这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。
　　
Enjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
喜欢干净：天涯何处无芳草，不能天天不洗澡!
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Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。
　　
Good English: every day online　　
英语好：天天在线n词酷

Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
2 Y4 o* ]" i4 n5 f/ g0 F做事果断：买东西后立刻付帐，饿了马上就吃饭。
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I love my parents: as the money for parents.
我爱我的父母：视金钱为父母。
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: n: \, `$ j: X  `Compassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
; s2 K6 o5 W. k# i  y# f$ I- \有同情心：我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划，好让他跟我有同样的心情，这就是同情心!
　　
: S0 n( l8 z" z. n! QI am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
+ X1 q7 g' }8 E& S+ m( Q我很阳光：所以黑得跟碳似的。
　　
' k( s. h2 @" B; I5 iTo accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.
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对人包容：我有点近视。


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Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.
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. @3 M- {) \0 Z9 E3 g  S3 a领悟力强：在被甩的经历中，有个女孩子把我拉到郊外，将我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上，我立刻就明白了。
　　

5 }, p- A) Q! {! B7 |* X' w' XPerseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!
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1 j' }2 d, F3 o7 ]/ t1 q坚韧不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后，朋友终于去付帐了!
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Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!

很浪漫：玫瑰、红酒、蜡烛，还有一包康师傅。