2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

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爆笑：一大学男生的爆笑求爱简历~~

6 V& V- s9 i/ i& ]/ lVery strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.
十分坚强：被女孩子甩了45次，还活着。
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, t! }; x0 K, w# N- X. u( s6 JPeople is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
/ ~; s! i9 P9 x0 ^; q人也很好：这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。
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- e( x% P9 Q* J* L% G7 ]Enjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
+ \" M' z3 T4 L喜欢干净：天涯何处无芳草，不能天天不洗澡!
　　
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。
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, \% p" v* k! Y# K" WGood English: every day online　　
英语好：天天在线n词酷

Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
& \% R4 ?+ E& p9 u( b做事果断：买东西后立刻付帐，饿了马上就吃饭。
　　
4 g: J' P- w2 bI love my parents: as the money for parents.
我爱我的父母：视金钱为父母。
　　
5 K2 m3 z$ M* O& \Compassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
+ r- b2 F4 _. a有同情心：我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划，好让他跟我有同样的心情，这就是同情心!
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I am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
5 J1 w  {1 d" S我很阳光：所以黑得跟碳似的。
　　
To accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.

$ {) E6 G; _0 y* p3 c: f对人包容：我有点近视。



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2 e; E8 c0 \3 Q# q# f) v! O) xComprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.

领悟力强：在被甩的经历中，有个女孩子把我拉到郊外，将我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上，我立刻就明白了。
　　

2 T9 A; H5 i6 {6 w! IPerseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!

" i! W! |, i) n. I) G' p坚韧不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后，朋友终于去付帐了!
　　
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Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!
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很浪漫：玫瑰、红酒、蜡烛，还有一包康师傅。