2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

爆笑：一大学男生的爆笑求爱简历~~
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Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.
8 @1 y$ T; M% F- Y十分坚强：被女孩子甩了45次，还活着。
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& \1 |( ~! K2 P! U9 g8 C8 dPeople is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
3 O: y& F/ y, ^, I6 k. A3 N人也很好：这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。
　　
" I: ?4 k6 E5 H6 J, F2 bEnjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
喜欢干净：天涯何处无芳草，不能天天不洗澡!
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0 e# y, O3 \$ M+ }Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。
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Good English: every day online　　
英语好：天天在线n词酷

Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
做事果断：买东西后立刻付帐，饿了马上就吃饭。
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I love my parents: as the money for parents.
我爱我的父母：视金钱为父母。
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5 U* N/ q+ h6 E* e2 t  OCompassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
有同情心：我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划，好让他跟我有同样的心情，这就是同情心!
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/ p! I. r+ Z1 {/ jI am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
我很阳光：所以黑得跟碳似的。
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& l( F) v& I& p/ c/ RTo accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.

  y' c* `- V4 |% F+ |对人包容：我有点近视。
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Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.

领悟力强：在被甩的经历中，有个女孩子把我拉到郊外，将我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上，我立刻就明白了。
　　
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Perseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!
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8 C1 \& @% Q0 E! u/ v- U5 d坚韧不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后，朋友终于去付帐了!
　　
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+ q$ H9 N% \5 `( ]) t% ^Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!

. w8 N7 Z7 U5 X) O0 `很浪漫：玫瑰、红酒、蜡烛，还有一包康师傅。