2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

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Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.
十分坚强：被女孩子甩了45次，还活着。
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People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
人也很好：这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。
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6 J% {  _7 G+ H- Z5 xEnjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
喜欢干净：天涯何处无芳草，不能天天不洗澡!
　　
9 b4 @' b- C/ z6 a( P1 w8 ZPrevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。
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Good English: every day online　　
英语好：天天在线n词酷
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Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
" O) q2 M( D% j( o做事果断：买东西后立刻付帐，饿了马上就吃饭。
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I love my parents: as the money for parents.
# u& X7 o: |) @我爱我的父母：视金钱为父母。
　　
, C8 u' h8 {9 c3 yCompassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
有同情心：我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划，好让他跟我有同样的心情，这就是同情心!
　　
I am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
我很阳光：所以黑得跟碳似的。
　　
2 U: l( O' g" r' b8 _* r7 m) ~, uTo accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.

对人包容：我有点近视。
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Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.

2 l  L) y4 @+ e  V$ ]领悟力强：在被甩的经历中，有个女孩子把我拉到郊外，将我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上，我立刻就明白了。
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2 |, j  c9 s. L; q. QPerseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!

! f% g0 {4 m( R坚韧不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后，朋友终于去付帐了!
　　

! ~' r7 F" X4 C: IVery romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!

很浪漫：玫瑰、红酒、蜡烛，还有一包康师傅。