最牛B的英汉翻译，笑傻了

沪西人家

1．we two who and who？


, d1 k8 ^3 q, M$ x4 z. X咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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5 {. M- a8 {5 |; L" D, C. K你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你
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4 `5 O5 [  h$ Z$ M" ~4．you
have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！

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你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something
6 s3 H7 F4 y6 M) K1 E0 pto say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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: K. p- [' x3 e* n/ v9 p- x有事起奏，无事退朝

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6 I8 v- E. H$ g+ a7 E6．you me you me

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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow
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知之为知之， 不知为不 知...
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8 J- v, q. y7 F" W9．WATCH SISTER
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6 y+ z+ r6 Q9 ]1 `0 N5 [1 a表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born
chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!

3 H4 s1 Z  m. e4 ~龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

11．American
Chinese not enough

6 ]% L3 [" x$ y4 E' @# M' _美中不 足

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" X" h3 G7 C" ?! v! [8 lpengpeng,people die
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车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past

走过路过， 不要错过

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5 l) U! N( \5 q' T' o$ H% u15．小明：I am sorry!
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! A, j4 F; i: [8 x/ P) A2 w, `老外：I am sorry too!

$ G1 o; |' `, L: j1 K; A小明：I am sorry
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老外：What are you sorry for?
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小明：I am sorry five!
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- |6 _" I( C" T" s+ l16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大，今年25。


0 j, I3 m" D1 p% l4 q  G/ e$ o18．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

) S& A* d- ]) l2 g7 L) |19．as far as you go to
die

有多远，死多远！！！！

/ b) S1 T- U0 m1 u" p- ]" R( M20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you
+ i- C4 }# L: ulose you　face ,I turn my　face

, z" W. K6 d* Q% ]) `给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

哈25熊

if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see
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! N2 h, o3 Y1 i- I& R2 g如果你不三不四，我会给你点颜色看看

lansi_0215

谢了，笑死了。

君子风度

太搞笑了吧，我都快岔气了