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最牛B的英汉翻译,笑傻了

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发表于 2010-3-22 08:47:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? 0 D1 C3 j8 S6 w* }

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. _6 z, l& |: R$ f7 p- V咱俩谁跟谁阿 2 {4 b# V; v: A" z

4 k& k. q4 v: i8 [& ]4 k2.how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你,怎么老是你? 6 T. Q; N$ m8 i
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你 . R1 [1 W, I5 N6 Q5 F, c7 A

  S' s, t6 T' V" F' ~$ c0 o4.you ' {  r8 W6 m6 ?2 h( T# V
have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up ! ) [2 I" O/ @' V6 t9 w+ x: h1 o, e
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. w3 `0 U" y4 S, ~" z你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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4 D$ |$ Y1 S6 t9 M/ ^0 T- L5.hello everybody!if you have something 2 J0 t. _# p8 n, m4 m
to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 3 c9 z' `4 |; o2 ?$ t: t

% h; u2 e- X1 ~$ n' X$ V% c有事起奏,无事退朝
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, g. m8 h* ~. r: \' c+ R2 S6.you me you me
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+ b9 S8 g9 J$ [/ c$ g! x* B  X& R彼此彼此
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; u3 E$ e4 Z4 {! Q3 @7.You Give Me Stop!!
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你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow . J* o  H$ N& u8 X# E# B  L' y
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知之为知之, 不知为不 知...
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born
) K; B8 C0 ^# Uchicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!
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龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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11.American 0 A( I" R: j! A& u5 \- {5 S
Chinese not enough 9 L' {' G7 c9 l5 U' L7 l/ i* v5 _
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美中不 足
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* @- X( Q& B9 ^12.one car come one car go ,two car * v1 t  y; S, A8 Z; ?7 W+ ^- L2 B
pengpeng,people die ) l8 g! L$ w% k, t. s8 G

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$ f. h! X4 @& R1 _/ z2 m13.heart flower angry open
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4 ?3 r; \/ r/ \; C9 }心花怒放
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4 o; X* v3 p1 ]# M' n14.go past no mistake past
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走过路过, 不要错过   Y$ E/ O3 {7 X" H
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3 l4 |$ c/ \. k4 T( \0 h3 J15.小明:I am sorry!
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老外:I am sorry too! " U7 B( N9 a7 ^" j9 _  p) r

. M2 l+ V) w) r0 X. f+ a小明:I am sorry # B5 w( J, t- k! b( @: z  g
three! 7 N1 ~7 Q9 X9 A" A

2 ?: T, T) u( @7 i- J) q& P9 x1 l6 o' @老外:What are you sorry for?
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小明:I am sorry five!
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3 B' z2 u. F7 Z16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 3 [+ V8 f. F& V
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+ S0 e9 f9 I8 t" B; x17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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. m# Y6 `: ]! O* v2 {0 R7 b/ u% @' S我叫李老大,今年25。 ; Q' G. D8 o3 K  ?, b9 ]2 d
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18.you have two down son。
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你有两下子。 0 t) o6 k' o/ V
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19.as far as you go to
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有多远,死多远!!!!
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8 {( n" A. B0 d. ^, Q5 y20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you
2 n% ^' \+ A1 K. q; @lose you face ,I turn my face . A7 N7 B1 b# g

: F5 v7 c0 |! w/ P9 k0 d8 a9 T; n5 N给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
发表于 2010-3-22 18:24:52 | 显示全部楼层
if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see( a9 E- N5 p4 m) g6 b2 n" t2 P8 E! d

# M5 l# @4 c8 t/ g, W# M$ K! ^如果你不三不四,我会给你点颜色看看
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发表于 2010-3-22 19:35:02 | 显示全部楼层
谢了,笑死了。
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发表于 2010-3-25 06:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了吧,我都快岔气了
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