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发表于 2010-3-22 08:47:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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) F: i9 H' ]% V* Y咱俩谁跟谁阿
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怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ( J, U5 e6 f1 ^

* ~- y+ d( ]! ?2 B  z你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你 - _) U4 q. L- W- \
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have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !
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5 x. Y6 s6 K$ H" H你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something
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有事起奏,无事退朝 5 T- y+ w0 }% Q$ m2 ?2 [6 P

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彼此彼此
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; F! M: N$ N+ Y0 c/ b! V( u7.You Give Me Stop!! * k5 G& d8 l5 w; y) \3 f+ ]" L
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  @1 K$ ?3 U( |& N你给我站住! ) d( q+ h, n. K* |

5 Q6 ~8 m/ F8 @% x8.know is know noknow is noknow
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知之为知之, 不知为不 知... ; X5 w; i& m" S
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表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born
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Chinese not enough
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心花怒放
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/ \( G3 h7 S  H6 q0 z14.go past no mistake past ' r# V5 R. R0 S# C! n/ V9 J  A% f

) }+ ?: d/ Z3 l走过路过, 不要错过
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小明:I am sorry % l% h; K, Y; {$ m' T  K$ A
three!
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老外:What are you sorry for?
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小明:I am sorry five! / c0 h6 h- S. s, ?3 X6 _0 z
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要钱没有,要命一条 ! E1 H6 L. m* h" `( Z6 B$ ~" P
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 9 w5 c( N3 y% U! K( s( r* |- N; k

$ r# N1 b) _' p1 e# S我叫李老大,今年25。 7 ^8 V3 c# J$ D' Q

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18.you have two down son。 ' j0 S& B- ]) R" R0 W1 H/ c( Z

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2 {5 S4 C- n1 o$ d6 _0 q) P* _) p3 z! b3 |有多远,死多远!!!!
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! l+ E# y8 s& B* b/ u$ b) U, J5 V+ Y20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you / t+ y7 T, Y" K+ u/ x* \
lose you face ,I turn my face
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# H, L8 V1 F) @: ?  r0 c给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
发表于 2010-3-22 18:24:52 | 显示全部楼层
if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see" W" _7 R3 j# C" E

4 X( d+ k! I9 N" Y- M+ a如果你不三不四,我会给你点颜色看看
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发表于 2010-3-22 19:35:02 | 显示全部楼层
谢了,笑死了。
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发表于 2010-3-25 06:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了吧,我都快岔气了
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