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发表于 2010-3-22 08:47:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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+ I: y- N) K% C7 o你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你 ! z+ `3 t" I% q  K

3 P( l3 U5 X" @' P$ L4.you
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你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 5 O( P" L- {) Q# B/ K2 W
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5.hello everybody!if you have something
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有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me 0 j/ D! l  _* X5 K: B
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彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
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" k) W! S+ A, K) @知之为知之, 不知为不 知...
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born . C6 R- A# |5 j9 ?
chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!
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龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 0 D& z- }" `# o
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11.American " N3 @4 a; k& Z6 e# ]$ [# M$ |
Chinese not enough + x7 _& o8 I4 B. ~3 n! h# A
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12.one car come one car go ,two car
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心花怒放 $ q4 o# J& x1 F' T
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14.go past no mistake past
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走过路过, 不要错过 4 ]& c* ]5 g0 z, w, S

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老外:I am sorry too! " k' x' P1 [" _  @/ }/ j$ U

5 z3 I. I& O3 {' _: q1 B/ }小明:I am sorry
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老外:What are you sorry for? 2 M" ?) m8 z+ L; K6 h/ V

  H+ C5 y# V' ~% ]+ u小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 8 w% W* U6 T# m, x
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要钱没有,要命一条
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" |5 O% q, e) m/ C我叫李老大,今年25。
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. P0 q$ R: `% [19.as far as you go to
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有多远,死多远!!!!
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: g- J$ f; r; }9 ]0 s20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you ; \2 Q9 ^9 ?2 ~7 a7 _
lose you face ,I turn my face
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发表于 2010-3-22 18:24:52 | 显示全部楼层
if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see7 m) |4 l3 _! S" ^3 }3 Y+ z& I

* T) u. G, K) y3 _% ?如果你不三不四,我会给你点颜色看看
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发表于 2010-3-22 19:35:02 | 显示全部楼层
谢了,笑死了。
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发表于 2010-3-25 06:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了吧,我都快岔气了
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