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最牛B的英汉翻译,笑傻了

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发表于 2010-3-22 08:47:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? 0 R* C7 o/ I' z  K. M

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咱俩谁跟谁阿
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7 B+ P. ^5 f+ v" P. X) E2.how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你,怎么老是你? 5 W: X+ A+ ~" x, }! c
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6 R6 z. f% q4 C! J: K3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ' P- x- s1 W8 R/ f2 T! Z6 D/ r8 D

2 {9 K+ V: p' h# c: l4 H你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你
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" J4 q% O- h, s) j: i, B% Ohave seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !
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你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! " l' D" U0 Y0 ^; a, B7 a% Y

- C- X  H' T1 Z6 O/ ]$ \5.hello everybody!if you have something
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有事起奏,无事退朝 " [6 \/ G5 u, F+ i% o3 j
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, v6 V' [  h0 i8 G; C4 f6.you me you me
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彼此彼此
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* b! x2 {; [! Z7.You Give Me Stop!! 8 h0 d; K1 j$ O/ `- N/ \
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你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow . m4 R  w: s( i5 J

3 X& R7 C8 }4 P# {知之为知之, 不知为不 知...
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7 F/ s& L/ K' f# g10.dragon born dragon,chicken born
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龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 - C* i' {" `% Y( i6 h4 @
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Chinese not enough
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12.one car come one car go ,two car + b3 u7 e5 G% V+ K( C
pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open
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$ U$ w9 X4 Y$ ^& b心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past . C  E5 ~6 O& e/ f" _6 R

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15.小明:I am sorry!
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小明:I am sorry
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) q, I2 a) Z4 o- G* y老外:What are you sorry for?
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小明:I am sorry five! ) Y3 t: O9 p  j1 h' e( w7 b- d

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16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大,今年25。
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3 C- R: K0 V9 B18.you have two down son。 4 b7 q$ }9 ]" U* f) a

1 U7 H. `9 H. N* [! \* K5 d4 R你有两下子。 0 r( g8 l2 K# X' @7 ^5 Y" B
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19.as far as you go to
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you
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给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
发表于 2010-3-22 18:24:52 | 显示全部楼层
if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see
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如果你不三不四,我会给你点颜色看看
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发表于 2010-3-22 19:35:02 | 显示全部楼层
谢了,笑死了。
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发表于 2010-3-25 06:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了吧,我都快岔气了
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