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最牛B的英汉翻译,笑傻了

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发表于 2010-3-22 08:47:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? " A: E( X! M$ q( s# M
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; I" o0 W! E! k6 o: n' F咱俩谁跟谁阿 " f7 m/ U; T$ |& z1 c) Y# A! O

3 e/ d1 K8 m5 w) }. J$ w: H2.how are you ? how old are you? / @# k+ u) Z, F: \, _

; R. e6 q  J% q, N2 I3 W& V8 H怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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+ @: W* R9 h% A  Q# L3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你
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6 [: w0 A3 [+ M2 I3 j5 _9 I. N* V5 hhave seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !
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! [, F; y- K9 [( h! e你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! % p% v% @: E+ I& `$ Y4 F1 t

: G3 `) k* d$ M4 `3 t5.hello everybody!if you have something
- H- Z" f( y, a" _to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! , K* @* X$ z6 t) T
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有事起奏,无事退朝 ; t7 h) e- [' R9 d

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) [( z- S9 O7 z- \2 Q  u$ Y6.you me you me
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彼此彼此 3 P. I0 U) O: f# z; }& l
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7.You Give Me Stop!! $ f# i! ?3 D0 G$ |8 D, r& o

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; L$ ^/ ~* A. N你给我站住!
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* T, P$ s+ c+ h$ t8.know is know noknow is noknow 0 f" R8 {5 ^* x" m) ]  r8 s

0 g  ]2 @! @; P  u! Q, m知之为知之, 不知为不 知... 5 f9 [. f5 ]. X$ N: j

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* m' G+ W4 W. u9.WATCH SISTER 9 q) }8 Z9 M. K! f( o

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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born ; H* z8 I0 K, R% ]+ @6 ~/ f: u
chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!
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1 p$ p! r; g* @& T' `2 w6 q龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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Chinese not enough 6 b& L, I2 P5 F7 \

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12.one car come one car go ,two car % k+ m6 B. E; X
pengpeng,people die
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车祸现场描述
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- e3 S4 f% _# L+ e7 q; Q' B13.heart flower angry open 0 m8 B$ f$ x/ r
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心花怒放
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: l8 a1 C! E0 r# B14.go past no mistake past
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- I% Y+ y# Y9 k% u8 F7 e走过路过, 不要错过
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4 ]. V9 |/ Q3 W5 y/ N2 a& T0 n+ e* p15.小明:I am sorry!
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' o; {9 O6 m9 j7 _" J7 t老外:I am sorry too! 3 ^' \; v& L) U

, e6 u4 u1 W5 f$ ?3 p* w- p小明:I am sorry ; N; z( F* @6 q$ v7 k4 F$ k! j
three!
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0 W9 k( U, k: J0 O6 [. H老外:What are you sorry for? & q: ~6 _) [/ h5 |

" \, Y7 r( |, |9 w$ e8 p小明:I am sorry five! - V; {, ?# I% A2 n9 g

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6 W0 F( z+ R9 S16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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要钱没有,要命一条 % B* @, L2 y5 `5 B/ x% [& w7 ~( q  f
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 0 @' i3 V4 y$ n# U: f( V. t

' V4 O4 r/ F% t6 m我叫李老大,今年25。
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' I1 p, c' D* z1 t18.you have two down son。 3 D7 `  g* N& |4 ^, x

' F- ?' o5 o# i0 b你有两下子。
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! Y3 E  F3 d1 ~有多远,死多远!!!!
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: L. q$ h% }3 G' i$ o$ }20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you % ]! E2 E# I0 \6 |, w$ e$ t
lose you face ,I turn my face
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给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
发表于 2010-3-22 18:24:52 | 显示全部楼层
if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see9 C; A/ k4 Q* R# E, e% n/ M! ]
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如果你不三不四,我会给你点颜色看看
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发表于 2010-3-22 19:35:02 | 显示全部楼层
谢了,笑死了。
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发表于 2010-3-25 06:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了吧,我都快岔气了
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