老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
9 t1 z' p/ i7 Y% l- l. p/ U$ N性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
! h2 l4 F/ N4 @/ u* B$ Y, O習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it,
3 L$ |. ?: I3 h- t9 r/ R貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
& o2 Y7 ?- V2 i) j( h擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
; F0 b. e2 ~/ J* Z  y! S$ a9 H) |斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
, ~) Q  e7 a5 j; `教五子： All his five sons took it.
6 N- n1 W  D3 B2 E+ A! Q" k名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
8 `3 Y' s  ?  c* Y7 M養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
. \: v- C& v, S# x+ M* N父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
. o# K2 p0 N+ J- j0 s子不學： You may refuse to study this,
! o" A3 `, M9 e0 Q( q非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
$ f& t3 Y- v2 `8 ~) W( p幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
+ A$ B0 ?) ]+ N, b; t4 i. O7 B3 S# G不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
( U9 e' N* i0 f; O7 q人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗