老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
/ e& v5 a" N: d2 @) F* F3 _) {4 L性本善： Sex is good.
0 i* O7 C8 a) X7 x性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
" a$ W! o5 N6 Q8 [, E: E習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
; e0 F4 J2 H6 X9 s9 M! d8 Q( p苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it,
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
. Y2 a" y* M5 A8 U9 G) P. H昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
# i# z: [& A; E, a! Q斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
, o( X. o% O) v竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
" C' _3 q0 j) C7 ~. E/ S$ Y  R教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
. V. R1 ^% v5 |! f師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
. P3 x; I8 o( z! l* g7 o子不學： You may refuse to study this,
9 L& O9 U5 z8 u. Y, F, H/ O( Q非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
; W& K9 j3 S9 ?不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
7 G. ^# M( `- y% X6 A, X! y不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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gongqi

汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗