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老外翻譯的「三字經」

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发表于 2010-3-26 15:26:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初: At the beginning of life," V* d2 d& N& x( N3 `- c6 m
性本善: Sex is good.1 r$ ?" J: j0 h) F+ H
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
% Z- g1 \6 \4 a0 J6 i# |習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
, Q9 o6 k9 q1 T苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,
; X; K- ~& w( Y! u9 D% w性乃遷: Sex will leave you.
" S& I( a  k. V+ o" x* t7 x教之道: The way of learning it,( P8 Y+ v* a8 M1 ~* Q! }8 O
貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
5 U8 }* I! J5 @& u昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng0 K1 z; z0 W7 f1 k; {3 g
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
5 m* n9 A# w# V6 ~- M/ ~) Q3 D: {$ _子不學: If you don't study hard,: W7 F/ B3 B, ]$ u" f, I9 |' ~, X$ E5 N
斷機杼: Your dick will become useless.7 ?* }6 x5 t' a$ ~2 e  n4 O
竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,8 o& ]3 s/ Y1 }* V8 n' ?
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.- w) K7 w3 v5 m- |( s
教五子: All his five sons took it.
5 J0 W: |& ^5 U% Y, S. {: q名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well -known.
) c, C: L5 S3 Y! J$ T" J1 b2 v) T養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
3 f+ m8 v8 M0 q/ S- o4 [父之過: It is all your fault.: f0 z, P3 q9 Z: A4 o) L1 Q5 R/ ^
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
; Q. Y0 T; E7 H. U5 t" j6 l+ `師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.  c7 S: ^& G3 V4 g" P7 X4 o4 m3 O
子不學: You may refuse to study this,
" F3 [' r- M6 U" c4 ]$ R7 d非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
. X0 X  {5 l' |  v& D幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,: i3 A6 R2 a8 p. D9 d( k
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.( V) g, ]9 W  l6 j+ J' l2 t
玉不琢: If you don't exercise your organ,' U) M! {! v% L1 ]5 y
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
* {! v& [& t- s, Q( Q人不學: If you don't learn sex,6 U  G; B. H6 f$ L, L. E: C
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
发表于 2010-3-26 18:52:08 | 显示全部楼层
太有才了啊 好帖子
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发表于 2010-3-26 19:44:18 | 显示全部楼层
汗,  都曲解了 。
0 V. w3 ]1 Y0 j/ Q4 @好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗
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