老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
. z# u. H# y5 d0 }# r$ p. Q$ @性本善： Sex is good.
3 _/ z  T  O4 L3 l( C1 S性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
  A$ P- i$ ?/ B苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
! U8 V3 O0 o2 r! j: N% `教之道： The way of learning it,
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
- L* W6 ?( ^; }' R* S# s7 ~3 w子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
4 B1 i1 f' r6 P' \7 z/ [9 p竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
8 J( y- F- f5 h9 d5 j2 ?/ t' }有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
" J+ G  j, D, ]( B5 a+ e養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
" H% m) N% A8 p7 Z父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
" a7 O5 {. e) N8 M/ l子不學： You may refuse to study this,
: a3 U2 L) q! h+ p非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
, h# t* D' E* W5 j# k! R幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
0 a: w4 w8 A: l( W& a人不學： If you don't learn sex,
: D. `% v8 @7 S8 U) e不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗