老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
1 u6 I0 D2 s% G, h- j0 D性本善： Sex is good.
3 ]: s# |7 y. T+ J+ u性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
8 w' q, V0 v2 K- S2 J教之道： The way of learning it,
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
8 I. F/ S+ V2 i, E擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
# ~/ r8 c3 x0 Q* o6 p# w6 p竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
. C7 v6 N7 m& i6 o有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
% O, T3 r! Q) Y& [: x+ S, e, a教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
! M9 r) G' d/ g5 R( V. `, |非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 ?7 `' c+ a  p  h: C: _老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
, M* x% X3 W% l2 d7 Z, O人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
# J+ e9 Q, z4 n9 H1 o+ v好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗