老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
7 U5 Y2 L3 i, s) p7 c" e苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
5 Q1 h2 j0 m- o8 F) o/ y教之道： The way of learning it,
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
- z9 e8 `/ c. }( F1 d! @昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
0 i/ ?( Q, _1 t6 M子不學： If you don't study hard,
' v& {4 W$ e: O斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
& J  S  |3 ]% X+ J# N- o* Z竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
3 k6 O+ B2 U0 }9 O$ {, F有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
' t0 J& j9 d0 w0 h% y名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
6 ?( u9 R3 C+ L# t+ a父之過： It is all your fault.
: {* P; p/ i9 x$ w5 R8 H教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
0 V3 R* B% x% H* @: c師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 E) a9 x$ x& t  ~# q老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
. g, a  k; N" e6 ?8 i" H玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
0 x$ `2 }- H1 _不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
- }  K/ {; U/ P6 m: a& j人不學： If you don't learn sex,
% z$ O; u$ T7 E8 d, @7 O, J不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗