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老外翻譯的「三字經」

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发表于 2010-3-26 15:26:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初: At the beginning of life,
8 v3 [5 Z+ h. J$ I, T性本善: Sex is good.
8 b) H8 |+ W/ W+ S# j) r1 ^8 p性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
; ]. v8 a$ T/ c. E  @習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
" w3 t. d6 f. F' E苟不教: If you do not practice all the time," a. M4 h) Q# n$ `
性乃遷: Sex will leave you.- F+ j5 n6 s2 ^- D- ^
教之道: The way of learning it,
: M1 n  X* M" w/ F- s% G( A貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.9 \7 a4 g. ~( R
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng5 \" h7 p& ]0 R$ {5 ^2 ]- {, s$ I
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
9 U- ~1 D2 f: T& y子不學: If you don't study hard,
( Q. m3 c+ V5 V8 t4 B  C8 D斷機杼: Your dick will become useless.
5 E' b: e% Z3 y/ E' D2 U竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,
. M' ^/ P8 M. p  o5 W% b. a有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.5 ]# h8 w5 K% \' w+ m, L) E
教五子: All his five sons took it.
2 |7 _8 ~1 M2 G& w' s名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well -known.! R: F5 K% M# S
養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,0 `3 j2 Z( t, D+ ~. E, G. B7 C5 _
父之過: It is all your fault.+ D6 J/ u3 t6 @6 t0 E+ Y! u
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
' {1 ^( s5 v; L! m4 a$ o& I* p2 O師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
& D  x; B9 A. b4 k4 s子不學: You may refuse to study this,/ M6 B8 W$ ]' ?$ o/ s+ ^- p
非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
0 `1 z3 M$ F# Q5 o. S幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,+ X. U/ e0 q) u
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.
9 P( O: k/ i/ u9 X& x, ]% k! ?玉不琢: If you don't exercise your organ,
, ]$ [9 `2 ?$ l' D8 g! K9 t不成器: It won't become hard and strong.) O4 }: B1 t( r3 ]8 P  X9 Y/ d
人不學: If you don't learn sex,) f  [% g! V: O, K: i  n; ?$ l
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
发表于 2010-3-26 18:52:08 | 显示全部楼层
太有才了啊 好帖子
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发表于 2010-3-26 19:44:18 | 显示全部楼层
汗,  都曲解了 。
! m- J2 u# K6 x  Q( H好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗
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