老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
3 w" l. G$ K8 |* m; \* R0 R苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
* S% C- W& h5 s+ d3 @性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
+ o: R, E. |9 Y教之道： The way of learning it,
5 w: ]. W. A5 C: t貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
- b( Z9 |# u# M, P# M% Q2 A昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
# j! n7 b& J% N- _! h0 _) @擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
6 Y/ G! g  H  o斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
# D, T! ~, H' O& P8 O% e" ?) |有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
' y, X8 h& r9 q+ D2 h0 ~, m養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
- c* c& ~9 h# c- A, E# n父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
1 `1 V' b) _' k1 ?5 S" n. j0 ~子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
" l+ @# y% H, G- u0 l老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
4 _* s# r) p3 I. |* N玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
6 f$ i- F6 T: i- g+ J0 ^( R& J: ]不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
, w6 O/ t9 {3 V3 C不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
4 j# Y% \2 |, |& R) R' F% z- O' ]好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗