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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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: l1 ~7 O, y2 p$ ]6 R4 R$ M1 JOperator: 911 emergencies./ T' M6 e7 [7 p8 |. u$ G$ K; n: a
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- H+ `7 _* W; L+ G& V7 _- m. ~/ NOperator: What’s the matter?* F1 \0 B8 ]- F$ E- O
Boy: With my math.3 f( Y0 {2 [. o9 K& F
Operator: With your mouth?
8 R. A- l! I" Q4 B1 y+ dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 _. y! B% R! {. R* R2 D0 X! kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?8 n2 x3 \% I2 \) l+ E( \) q
Boy: No with my math.
& f$ S; a: A+ j, {( h1 t3 E# H2 p0 O$ u. @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 M# i: E/ j, r" w4 {: w% M6 ~
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.0 p8 O! u5 O' Y5 z1 r" B2 P1 o
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 }$ S* G1 t4 C* ^: E- ?- k
Boy: Okay.
# L& K; ]  j, d4 R% zOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* n& [! p% e* cBoy: I have take aways.( S& |$ D- b- \8 W7 g; K& q& L$ W& z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) f/ H6 S& _2 ]. M) b* X! b4 {0 P
Boy: Yeah.
: g' r+ Q8 [4 {$ R. w# BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?- p' H8 Q+ v( G
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.' z6 }( f# j+ L+ K1 p( b% Q
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.' A, m8 W6 B' c8 e; m) H$ V
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& h7 I- a$ W4 B9 v& W) VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ B4 `( Y6 q, H% ]  n
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.1 m2 h/ ]/ P  i' a! @: q4 A' A
Operator: No. How old are you?
# B% u* l( K" E. oBoy: I’m only 4.+ R5 W0 j4 ~  i
Operator: 4!6 C# b* _* b$ o
Boy: Yeah.7 g+ M$ B; Y7 ?8 v1 x8 _
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: r' a: A' Q' k3 a& \/ }3 eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.8 h4 w8 i+ y, u/ z- N, {" A( {  O. q
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: z6 [: e+ y2 S. j4 H( n8 [Boy: 5.# }; ?. ?% _* d0 A0 t
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" K) t! _7 O% s4 y3 RBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.6 U: m( O$ h8 o% d; v
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* l" l; M9 ]! H9 G5 c$ q* U1 B
Operator: It’s the mother…. K/ G, G1 o# {3 \% r7 t" n
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 d! x; z! I& N' \) b* \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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