4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ U( b- u. b" ~6 I& j* v/ gBoy: Yeah I need some help.
5 F/ N! `  A" GOperator: What’s the matter?
: v; h% \7 Q8 {+ f; kBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
3 u! v: m% Q, `: Q$ n9 n7 eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 T9 X( V  \! Z: Z/ _Boy: No with my math.
5 Z% h  H& G) O# q# V* w$ [; dOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ ?& w" i# p/ [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 Q$ L8 F' ~# ]+ p& Q1 ?0 t) WOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ r# ]& V( E3 N- F, b$ fBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 \( A) j9 K8 T0 y8 }5 v" D- pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
( b" n4 o6 o8 T" U4 QOperator: 4!
4 P( r' Q3 E! tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ q3 ^3 ]: s" w# D7 S; EOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ L: K1 H5 o$ O' h' {3 wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ J9 O- p; H0 X2 DWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈