4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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; W% v, Q/ \& }1 `. P& bOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 @; w8 Y, ~: [' I) jBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
+ n5 e" O7 g$ {8 }; uBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  I  Y. ~) O; r; uOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  k. x3 O% B6 e1 iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 _( t+ k/ u3 l5 yBoy: Okay.
5 e8 T7 E0 l) `% D* l" }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& v/ @$ n8 N: y) N/ ^9 T1 V$ {2 \Boy: I have take aways.
% X7 i- ]# G2 H1 c1 COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# O" W' {& O1 a9 CBoy: Yeah.
! z# O- O( Y% d8 M9 @0 BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- A1 n6 J1 y' `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 b4 }& ]; x% V2 k* H2 X" @Operator: 4!
2 V1 M' {1 U( d- C2 GBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" e5 Q- _% Z% C/ X; c3 ]5 |Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ I& g5 _2 F0 F8 g4 W( V' GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  W3 Y; E/ H$ XOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈