4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% E  E3 D1 J9 }1 n: ?# Q/ |Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
  c& o! c7 M. C' [. NBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 q4 k+ U: v7 ]3 z) y& rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, u/ D$ u0 Z% |/ l7 V  l& BBoy: No with my math.
" B/ @6 {" R# a5 B9 E' TOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ M7 r0 M2 G$ ^7 n# g" t0 h7 MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' m$ n0 H6 D, Y2 J0 iBoy: Okay.
" U6 `* _) h8 W; l3 F0 ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' G% a4 |" `' N$ _+ c1 }2 F) R6 s1 wBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 F1 v' l, [' H0 e5 b  LBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
$ v8 x4 X3 b0 N. T8 L, ~5 qBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% ]7 M$ ?3 Y+ x: @5 q  L4 mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 A( I* ?- R" S. C' t: B) oBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈