4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 Q! U  Z9 ~3 {: s3 ]% FOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 r8 ?+ ]- g1 C" v1 ~2 k  ^% R% p  GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( W; ^- u( F. z0 YBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 B5 d) f8 w# q$ W& WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
* B* l0 {1 d7 G  a+ W0 cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ u$ A. q4 ]- ?% R/ Y* |' h, s2 ~Boy: I have take aways.
* T6 Q' ]3 `8 D1 B8 m% POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

+ h' q* @1 d8 EBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
- k+ a8 m6 D' H" ]2 qOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
$ B% e# h: l: r' |8 C7 n- `  ^( DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 e2 G8 \) U! ?% gOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, X2 \' J2 T  k4 |Boy: 5.
% A' e1 ]5 ?; ~7 L3 bWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 f5 k& }' J6 ?3 N' p/ o5 HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 u8 H* t" t' XWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 U% H: o% ]4 NOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 a4 y/ \( [% s" vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈