4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, d3 Q  w8 `( f8 u& oOperator: 911 emergencies.
. D( P( `2 o* e+ _7 wBoy: Yeah I need some help.
& k1 i. v# V' b- q/ o7 ]- f6 iOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
* P/ A2 A. t; i  IOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 L- x* i6 ~' w4 l0 Q5 P0 ?Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 n; o) {/ {; u9 P* c$ R& p2 HBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- |$ ~9 w. X4 f, S' w# \4 nBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* ~* \% K& B% B; _# \Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 c$ f5 `4 w& D( a  a# B4 MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# V: p- l* W$ O( d6 y5 n+ F1 XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ D' [# t2 W* N, y# Z$ C+ ?2 MBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
1 P4 z/ h7 E$ W. O3 G$ C* cBoy: Yeah.
5 O& d& @  f. y; u& c- h% _Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ |- `; T% u9 S: c* ?Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 B& }3 E" J# J6 c' |, R1 ?Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  {8 L+ P" \9 _$ `, lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 e+ Y: {1 l' _( [& s/ x/ J8 w9 eWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈