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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.  g* n/ l6 J4 K! V0 _
Boy: Yeah I need some help.6 p/ ^7 ^2 Z6 G! Y
Operator: What’s the matter?
* K1 F) A4 @, R: iBoy: With my math.
2 P6 A: n' I: D9 IOperator: With your mouth?7 S3 n* S, H' j
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?+ G+ y/ v9 x3 C) c
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?' ]8 T% D% i+ _
Boy: No with my math.  U9 {, N9 I7 A8 K3 `- O
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 Z% Z/ P3 U8 ^: \Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ E7 b' B3 i3 P8 R( {( WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: @+ s; T0 L/ j2 h5 S$ D) l/ d
Boy: Okay.2 U, }. j9 L4 R) Q! b8 J8 ~
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 k, g- O; @& r
Boy: I have take aways.
$ j9 n4 s* Y9 U. @7 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ [3 j8 N" W8 c
Boy: Yeah.# G3 J& M# f( ~6 [9 V
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?1 [$ r, x7 ?+ u6 D! Q
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 E0 K0 T8 K  V& {
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& H/ \! k9 @" S6 ?7 ~' K% @, fBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?. [9 A1 Z! \$ M+ o5 h: M& r( S' @- A
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?9 j; h7 H4 z" v$ j
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
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1 g$ O/ G% p5 T' [+ N. MBoy: I’m only 4.: d; d( M* Z+ @0 c. |; A! d
Operator: 4!# l9 P) z7 ~: t) r2 I
Boy: Yeah.* J  i& s  F0 H7 D6 k8 x
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)6 q. ]/ c  Y% a+ `$ X
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& Q) {9 g2 S# l) oOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- l4 D; Y. o" U2 H9 U2 MBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math." d$ E  g  t# q4 e! r% R0 U. M
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; l) _; y, h# ?" X3 f
Operator: It’s the mother…8 I5 }9 v/ ^9 z% {* t
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.4 P. l: |4 R* c0 {
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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