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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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# W. k  J! h; q3 HOperator: 911 emergencies.
5 g6 ~: w9 H' J$ X+ bBoy: Yeah I need some help.) s3 g; ~' [0 H" m& H% [
Operator: What’s the matter?; A# }, D; c) E  k( o- y( {, z
Boy: With my math.7 i7 t8 E9 D1 }+ S: E+ m
Operator: With your mouth?) u# x7 p( W, r+ n7 Y% T0 O/ l
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 {( }5 y; h3 |5 r& tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?- G; s+ Z8 F- S6 [4 b' Q! j* e
Boy: No with my math.
+ k2 B& X% N' q& GOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: G- X! `1 M* o' j+ F  G  Q& kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.) v* T$ n. M) x5 H; @5 [
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 o4 V# r% m1 R7 \4 VBoy: Okay.7 d+ r$ `9 g- d: b5 X& g3 }
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) E" Q& k5 A0 s* u
Boy: I have take aways." r3 [3 y% j; \# m
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  n- b2 _- m% Y2 l; n' I
Boy: Yeah.
5 Y' q$ n& B: [/ `& ]Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ }9 E4 E- m  L: YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& {1 W6 P; ^: j0 m0 [: |1 F6 Z* gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 t# H, @/ K; ^4 Q2 {6 y: T9 \2 kBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# h5 f! I* x. S. o: q/ @8 J
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 o  p/ W: q' y1 u/ EBoy: I don’t know, 1.
4 i! n0 i, F/ J4 Q; `Operator: No. How old are you?! i* U2 [; i( J
Boy: I’m only 4.) B7 q/ B; q% V/ s) M' q. V5 m
Operator: 4!% Y4 ~1 J: P" o) a  f( [
Boy: Yeah.
. ]; a* p- F; o9 \* k# r9 nOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)! Q8 i% E  e% Q" w+ Z& h' `
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 r0 p  m, `& S8 R' j& k8 U/ a) ?Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  D4 u& T9 r8 C' m- V
Boy: 5." e4 B, V' L, b5 w1 }
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 a2 s) S& A- m# hBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) D0 y% Q% E  T0 C1 i# DWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) |+ q* l. @4 g! {& h* t5 f& FOperator: It’s the mother…0 ?/ B9 N' N( ?0 R; K
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.4 q* a- h' E2 w- w/ v$ Y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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