4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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; Y% ^4 e4 N( X' y- }( fOperator: 911 emergencies.
4 N: ~. W; P/ z5 q- R/ V. f! G, KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
' w  E3 ^& A" ?* R0 jBoy: With my math.
% M6 v, E) n; M- ]$ s( eOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* R: E2 q% m3 z# tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
: }7 z6 V$ a1 q- f4 dOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( s* M7 n8 I. d, ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 u/ y$ |  E- i. p' a% cBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 t4 `- D/ J' Q+ x9 G* VBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 L% f* l/ H) M- b* BBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' F" B! J( v2 C  ^; U1 [) jBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
% I2 W' {& I5 aBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
5 E5 x3 @* Z) a8 kBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) J: y) h+ u; M* iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. N8 R  z% \4 a4 Q( wBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈