4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 C9 O1 w6 X2 V( g1 H6 SOperator: 911 emergencies.
8 r# n: b; K' nBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ F1 N# K/ X) F4 F0 D9 _! [: }" tOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
9 h! V# j. O8 e; i) EOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 }! b: {5 p6 y  {" XOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
7 {: c2 u+ }/ B) E6 }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! _) p0 G; n# `  @+ d( |% gBoy: I have take aways.
3 ]. X$ u* i- D: POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 ?3 s3 u% K/ u# L2 Z; }Boy: Yeah.
: S( L0 l5 }- Y, ]8 Z9 T% TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- k; g" q2 G0 Q/ q4 cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! S+ q8 f: |  y; y. {* rOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

2 W8 ?3 J$ a8 L  V: CBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
9 L* E5 f/ z: VOperator: 4!
1 }: u* c1 w1 mBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' T) @2 I& N9 }$ c4 e( ^$ D9 d6 _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 B1 w: s8 n+ b" COperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, M  w( g) O* l- u9 h( @% k2 bBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 F. }7 K6 u$ LWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 g3 Z3 H- F6 X6 K0 ?Operator: It’s the mother…
) R  e  Y- Q% P8 h& f% ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈