4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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; E1 o: R+ b0 J0 COperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" c: Z$ p% r4 s, m/ L9 FBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
* E8 y- Z2 d; H, D% a6 @0 p9 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 ^" T1 c1 N* F; `# KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
' {% [! N. B5 ^0 X6 l+ o0 Z0 aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 i9 o2 _9 B$ v5 l+ [+ w+ ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 j  ]+ I6 r9 q) O2 k$ b  g% VBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' N) p8 j/ }' Q! d9 FOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 [: W: w" {% g) g  }  z# oOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
: r4 T# E. \& R9 v! d' UOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
* u6 X" I  s: VBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 Y1 b/ C8 O2 C8 y, Y/ jBoy: 5.
% u& Y6 Y5 y  TWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 o3 t. z) f8 K4 `; CBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 [  t  V$ @' y0 X1 rOperator: It’s the mother…
' y7 |- I' |. {  W8 |' [. s) \/ eBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 f, w% l4 Q9 g' z; G. Q2 rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈