4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 X* j0 l* r- P/ E- gOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
/ g9 R" }; O: [) FBoy: With my math.
) u$ l- |2 K: u4 ROperator: With your mouth?
+ h6 u4 m( N, v* OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ U' s- _2 Z% c( }& t- Z& TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% o! ^  U: B- ^+ S- s  QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" a/ _! a! b9 J* e6 o; Z) H- uBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 Z; G) l( f  P2 j. v) z$ V. EBoy: I have take aways.
1 m  L, Y+ F4 ]9 j" k( J& GOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 ^1 Z/ Z4 i  LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

) g& b! a2 @7 z6 ABoy: I don’t know, 1.
4 G. z) w$ D5 e( ]; h, fOperator: No. How old are you?
2 |9 v" f% ]1 ]/ q1 DBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
5 @" W7 Y! r4 g" Z, y6 h4 PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 V8 f; [+ Q- Q# [" |Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ U3 g+ g6 J. e" Q0 g/ T  P8 }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈