4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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2 k% n$ l/ S% D+ h) e' q" POperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 K" t/ k0 r/ {Operator: What’s the matter?
" W2 A: r- I. qBoy: With my math.
1 [/ @* y6 Y, S. bOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ y4 Z. U3 R2 }Boy: No with my math.
* U' P4 {. B7 S' a" H2 e% fOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ _- I% y, T- y/ ?. i/ ^Boy: Okay.
" D0 y0 Z# B" y/ ?4 ?; e2 ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
" J* q$ ]% `2 C; y# m! }; ~0 JOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% Y" D# B" l. U/ I3 p. ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: w2 M1 b0 U, `2 xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
! Q+ o- ~4 B- c4 l; `2 IOperator: 4!
5 Q% V0 Z; L2 VBoy: Yeah.
8 e( m, i, o$ N3 POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
2 z8 I1 F2 F( ?3 K) L9 k) ?Boy: 5.
! G$ d; |3 O5 I, mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 P- e" B) Q% s6 ]5 T3 @0 d% ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈