4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* k& c' `& q# u3 O4 R- bOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 \3 x' a) ?# _  J# t0 aOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
4 V# j* U, x1 p$ m$ gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  {4 g8 x" c+ s7 i: p6 f0 H$ l. @Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 [$ H. P  R" i! N% QOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 h, v! \% ]. U5 s& ^6 \1 H' \Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# |, v0 j' I5 [) j0 w5 `Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 C3 O5 ^- i) ZOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 s% ~  t' z: ]* L$ p! wBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& P4 e- M, v3 l& UOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
6 G  B) R2 T3 l8 p$ K9 O6 \
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
7 ^, u, u7 e2 \/ t* _( \/ Z8 aBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) {$ `- w3 I% [7 y# pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ D/ q7 D0 C" l/ A1 D% [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 f( P: m% M- `. F" D) x; x/ xOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈