4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 ~. f( p1 |' W8 ^  e- x/ LOperator: What’s the matter?
0 F! f: ]0 y: }Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: o+ @" n" J2 W% G' f5 G- F& \Boy: No with my math.
( |  ^* s4 Q4 J6 `Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: M9 U  ^0 k( @: z5 {8 ]Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* _* x; J! m# _Boy: I have take aways.
" v* }8 Z. O) k/ W+ n7 XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 {/ ^) J+ }/ v; |# hBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 Y& v" q+ ?; N# a9 WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ H$ U& D+ d: v& A% iBoy: I don’t know, 1.
- R% @0 W! g$ i/ f4 _/ zOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
0 Q& `9 p4 U2 x. C4 z6 dBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
5 ~# j( E/ J" @6 X1 BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
7 |8 W. t" j% T1 c' eBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈