4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& C0 a; a% Z; N! T" aOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 M" h, d+ U3 Q- @Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* a1 ~6 B6 t/ N, H. r9 B& jBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, I. H6 k- u) hBoy: I have take aways.
9 {6 [0 E' h" IOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 C0 E; w2 V: ?% k- K. Q1 t; c! X  xBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ ?% ^/ ]# q, _! N( Q4 ?Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' y6 Z3 S. H, @( U" nOperator: No. How old are you?
- a' b7 f1 H2 i: a5 t& a' LBoy: I’m only 4.
; L* h* m& G3 Y4 O: j! [Operator: 4!
/ j6 o2 \7 ~; _% qBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
$ w" l, U& e1 `4 v2 Z( b% dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
- ^& M6 m: C6 `6 @, iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 n4 M* t( d, k' g7 h8 i" ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈