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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.- Y6 r* W1 j" V" P" N( c8 s) @5 v
Boy: Yeah I need some help.) J& k; c0 b* ]6 j! a
Operator: What’s the matter?4 f% f2 B3 t( P0 f
Boy: With my math.
5 ^+ I! F& S7 w( \. eOperator: With your mouth?
: v" j  w+ w6 J. W0 KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?+ n7 d+ X, i  e% u$ T' N: N* k) g5 ~( j
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
% D8 X0 m4 \4 i5 O, oBoy: No with my math.; ~4 B  T9 J! _! {
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% W' V& _9 S" k% C- @
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( ~/ \9 v/ F- h& k0 |  ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! L0 H* A; P- Z% wBoy: Okay.( j+ Y) i! A6 M) a5 a0 ]$ b* _
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 L- U' z2 X' D/ x- \
Boy: I have take aways.9 b" w$ R/ s, D4 {8 Q3 w( B
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# `2 ^! r. g7 h9 R) k; @# M) JBoy: Yeah.$ H! w# O3 t9 c7 H2 j$ B
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?& \3 u! N' b: L
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 L- E/ j8 A' e+ p" k7 b+ h: vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 s% U( A0 g) A# Q7 Y+ i  Q1 N" dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ K! w+ J- c4 _$ q' [# X2 _Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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8 a$ T2 L7 u/ H8 y. i  H: U) {- pBoy: I don’t know, 1.+ d( J9 j% U7 I
Operator: No. How old are you?
* q0 W# d& j; l* s! eBoy: I’m only 4.! F# ]' [: T, H5 [# R; ~3 W  x
Operator: 4!
' V5 q1 S' i  c& s" `5 nBoy: Yeah.
5 r: R# u/ Q. t. bOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! F$ E2 M; {9 V0 c( j3 pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  z3 u5 ]3 s* B
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 G- K3 ]+ F% E( D$ G3 t
Boy: 5.
# a) P1 ?, C1 q6 q6 B0 F1 L" [+ dWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
# t! o7 ]& K' Y) d4 m2 g! F4 eBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& l7 M5 a3 `, [& U4 M1 }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?+ y! _+ p& M4 Q7 @/ Q
Operator: It’s the mother…
3 p9 B9 }. \3 PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# d, ?- x4 r  x7 `- T& D: RWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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