4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) v& Q9 B% t; W5 F+ s" X5 H3 uOperator: 911 emergencies.
: I, b4 y( W( q& B4 P+ UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
; V0 U7 m/ Y# h7 VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 L% _; P; y2 E  a; G  \) D5 BBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) n: _1 z1 H6 V, T, `' }Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  ~# ?' G5 l! u* d% h3 o9 T2 OBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
# }+ C. A5 S1 \9 u9 MOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
+ M- x& s+ [. vOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' C* Y' s. d' O- V; T& X  rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" E. m5 P) ]: N1 gBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ F- K! x/ c' }" fOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 E; b; z2 b: Z9 n! m3 a+ e/ {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 @& k3 ^+ k5 I& X8 d+ S. WBoy: I’m only 4.
6 x+ D7 n/ z( {/ LOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
: P5 {9 J8 W0 C1 H3 N% SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 z  @9 r) O- v1 h  z8 ^& lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( O, s6 _# X$ _6 M6 m4 HBoy: 5.
1 T! z; J2 P# w8 a* n2 ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
! y& d0 }0 z. e3 W( r; SBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈