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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls8 D8 L: I- m, j: ]! w1 e0 s) o
SNOOP
" @" |# s# d' I1 K( I[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY
  T0 s0 y2 b9 n# m% a  O) M% ^I know a place where the girls are always meaner4 X, v2 B4 \- J! ~& G) V& b
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener# i* Z3 A) c; Y( i! J
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 2 G( u, R  ^- v9 j$ `9 `
with foam
6 L& U- C# Z0 ^4 `Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
2 |& B3 t% U5 s2 c0 r2 f% x8 oon i-phones
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KATY
) U5 a* }; s* W7 v# ?* CYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is: t7 ]( P1 |0 M7 l
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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California girls we're unreliable% L! g9 Z: b) A) A7 g
Never worked a day in our lives
) _% R7 D* p/ s/ \, {Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car8 R& l8 x4 s1 }2 I# f7 p- i

; p' b; P( v+ r# V! n" DDOG
* n: ^' m' n! e$ oOWOWOWOWOW' Y" j& w; @- p1 o, Y
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California girls we're so predictable1 v& S" P/ x0 G0 U$ G
Hottest bodies money can buy
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: J; d) U  q9 Z# rSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable% r& U' g  V+ w. m  P% D5 S

' J1 D' i+ H$ \Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
* p, T$ y# _0 d& M/ _1 ISign your name on the dotted line7 ~# K! y. t8 x# w3 ^
Don't need brains if that ass is fine/ y& b6 X; r) s( D3 P

* G( [" q7 @+ T$ k" {  {, `Once you cross the L.A. Border5 D0 x0 S2 W, f+ U8 F$ M
You develop an eating disorder
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, C* t* ~5 t1 C6 x+ sSell your soul, dance on the pole5 D, G' K1 S( m0 @
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role/ F1 D) Z, v$ {3 u3 o

8 F) D3 u; W0 N9 t  D$ O" l7 aNose jobs, tummy tucks
' j9 P4 S! o$ B% GThese are the girls I like to... hang out with0 i: C  o1 L/ Z  y9 e
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
3 Y  }" I( O7 q# h) nSee through shirts show off your nips
! R3 x+ V) X1 i, C. K& ~: N  b8 ~6 a" j/ h( Q) s! _7 q
Paparazzi is everywhere
, \3 k$ {( b1 I6 u# C/ U' L& M. \Oops forgot your underwear * _5 I6 m& Z  u7 v
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Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
/ m6 C4 _' o1 g' C1 d& v; L9 ?' u% c+ ACus you're representin' California
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! y# L) n7 \6 I; p& r( xBut you know I'd still be all up inya3 ^. o4 S0 v& }; g# y; q* G
Even if that ass was from Virginia$ W% A/ e6 @' ?9 w
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And you know that you can bet your butt
  @; B) P" m/ ]% f: u: b  Y. LThat I'd do girls from Connecticut3 i! Q( i( e4 t7 J& X( P* S4 n4 y
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I could really fill my booty quota. V7 J; [9 O0 t; u
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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3 {$ }/ d5 A/ j7 r1 SKATY
1 n$ X2 Z9 ]2 {  @) a# o& kCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate9 |; ]. n$ d6 m7 o0 h
Sold our souls for fortune and fame4 l' P$ h, u8 u/ m
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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8 W4 {# K) b3 Y3 E# N) {  FOW OW OW OW AGHH
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"California Gurls" is so repetitive
/ s  S7 m9 c4 sAll Pop sounds exactly the same 2 q0 v/ ^7 ], e8 }3 u, o
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did  m9 ?5 Y0 M" o0 h& `( {0 E
OWOWOWOW ) \1 r- `8 c0 D9 m4 n- _$ J

4 f& \1 W" V, o# D0 O9 K0 LSNOOP
7 s8 c0 n% Z; C4 u" _  a( ?[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
3 k) d; C1 F" }$ B7 d. S
9 P2 k5 f& n) L: V( g$ N( xKATY' ^, d6 d: V, p( }3 _! _$ r
I know a place where the girls are always meaner( H1 [. y' y. t( ^+ \$ U. N! e9 q
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
6 _- k* K: |/ l8 L4 G6 l+ h  ?9 P; M! m: i4 T9 x
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 8 c2 g7 [2 l' Y9 b% O2 i  C
with foam
- G, X" H* \7 p6 Q( VDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting ; H, J4 B, I% u; `9 z3 e1 r
on i-phones ( u2 Q/ w- ~1 p1 N2 A
6 O8 }$ u. x9 e; a6 k$ U
KATY
. x5 ~7 ~! W- @/ V' z2 x" NYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
7 ~5 T, X1 Z- s  P+ HWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous) @* d5 Y) C/ [0 T- \
, n* N, d; L8 ~+ C+ x5 F7 j- P
California girls we're unreliable5 ]3 X# Z4 b( o$ d- o3 P; o
Never worked a day in our lives
' v4 T9 q) X8 k( `Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
5 m! l' y0 r* N5 H" `
% J$ v, B' ]1 ?DOG
) p3 n, w) b4 B2 \3 Q1 w- OOWOWOWOWOW
# L" L7 v! O9 a+ n5 i* _" z# A7 e/ ?; v$ L# T: f. k9 q! |) w
California girls we're so predictable5 S; B/ @; z0 x" ^+ v$ n+ O
Hottest bodies money can buy1 H+ b% d4 Z! O/ g! G; I9 n
1 `, G- @/ C9 S  I7 C
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
4 z5 n6 u* u1 C0 C9 ^' W2 n; C) N( A* l
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing) Z* Y/ I: S+ d. O8 ]1 j

8 l$ h1 q$ E0 N: Z7 \4 uSNOOP
% b: c# ~+ [/ _6 d6 k; WSign your name on the dotted line
4 N" d) |  d- @Don't need brains if that ass is fine
0 M( Q6 Y$ m. |! v6 J
% }2 g  p) {. z' WOnce you cross the L.A. Border% y# ]5 K: l9 B& F$ A4 V
You develop an eating disorder$ |! `! Y7 e/ `" H' z

8 k* t# ^1 {5 V: l& m+ p: YSell your soul, dance on the pole
& ^4 d: \; J4 c2 G1 y, {Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
5 Q9 f' G' Z  P7 x' s) w5 [0 e: K. I$ r; J
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
- ?6 x9 z' k) DThese are the girls I like to... hang out with" L! Q& U/ n  n4 Y# T7 Q2 L

6 X# n9 ?7 o( l) n# kInflate your lips. Loose the hips* O; l1 ]2 Y2 o$ q; S# m; G, S
See through shirts show off your nips
5 O( Q# f' c/ W: N* I- x
- M+ ~: Y* M) ~6 s  F3 f/ APaparazzi is everywhere5 n1 b2 L( K" ]" j2 I8 b, u/ Z9 @
Oops forgot your underwear
# p4 v, C+ I* P) }4 ?+ I
% l& g3 ~- c# L: V. N) K8 ~Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
6 d& _4 }! r" F6 U% `Cus you're representin' California# Q6 M5 z) K" h
: k- Y( q0 O$ \, ]
But you know I'd still be all up inya& V1 G- y5 M% }  A2 v
Even if that ass was from Virginia& N# X; D; Z4 b1 ^: S3 B: e' B7 T
9 S( M+ ?4 ?4 c0 Y1 t5 @
And you know that you can bet your butt
% F7 ^7 f3 f0 sThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
. d; g9 q( C7 K# t2 n' }: j1 i5 z1 x9 x* a
I could really fill my booty quota% T9 Y% S$ J- ?! D
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota6 {2 s0 g& c2 S0 L+ g
+ d/ M+ X4 J# R+ y% v4 D5 i9 }8 o+ C
KATY
, y" t$ ^' B9 B4 U* yCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
( m, @" P; Q+ ISold our souls for fortune and fame* v1 n9 f' E) J- u# \& x5 ]$ j
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith( _/ V% ^+ s. O6 W
" u# u; M6 `7 J* A) c- t: t
OW OW OW OW AGHH1 w. S. {5 Y. E6 ?

* I0 l- o2 @& u1 i"California Gurls" is so repetitive; u# q+ z) O; ?  s
All Pop sounds exactly the same
5 X3 b2 C; A. GIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
% O' E/ {( l* t7 k! w6 G2 a: COWOWOWOW
! j6 W* |; d5 C7 E8 D5 o
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