爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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4 F6 w3 |  l- V) P- M  E! N( Q3 ~歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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7 e2 H% D' n8 b! @; J: t, z[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

9 m. y  A3 ]2 l9 qKATY
/ k" t. N* A  Q0 b7 w5 [# |# sI know a place where the girls are always meaner
  M5 {. }8 O8 ~6 e/ ~( J! RIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
2 f8 R% v- ]5 M# gwith foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
4 E( a5 Q8 V  u% i6 A, ?' ]2 Zon i-phones

; r2 m2 Q4 r! W9 z$ J; AKATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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California girls we're unreliable
1 @# D! j* @" z' kNever worked a day in our lives
* W. J# U) R8 H/ |$ cHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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: s. S' y/ ?% r& PDOG
! e& i8 d2 V$ _. ZOWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy
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9 h0 k' |! ^) z+ m2 a  Q7 z: bSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

$ _6 A9 `/ @) M, H% A' [& w" oBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
) a( P3 e" ?# q0 y3 {0 bSign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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' ^) k3 P8 h+ D6 o1 xOnce you cross the L.A. Border
# }, J5 B* {, Z/ gYou develop an eating disorder
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
# c+ D; F3 Q! ^4 L/ rBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with

Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
: }- h7 d; [. J* h9 KSee through shirts show off your nips

! a) \- w( n( K8 p& d/ G* lPaparazzi is everywhere
! K7 {5 a4 W' a6 t3 _8 GOops forgot your underwear

* x+ B% i9 V2 _, ^) Y. tKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California
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But you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
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I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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0 }' a: u7 a& r( RKATY
% R. P! H& p  ~9 S+ s( O7 XCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
( T; ^2 V% g' }+ z5 N; USoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH

7 H8 {$ L; q, q* r; r"California Gurls" is so repetitive
3 G! T& I8 L9 p, J* w8 F: N, |+ B1 |All Pop sounds exactly the same
; @5 x0 d: P( b$ l6 D) x, _" JIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
: P9 L# [  T4 DOWOWOWOW

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$ [$ U3 H% s* S* z2 V[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
) l% \% A' G* {& t. IIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
- b3 `* o: N" U; L5 f5 O# \
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
5 U3 u9 b% Z. B, n8 ewith foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones

% M2 Q# @: y0 x3 ~9 u! R: PKATY
! V7 l$ ~* }: }! VYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
. T% \5 `+ G3 j. {0 n# S/ ^. ~We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
6 h6 F0 O7 w! H( p0 |
! x# c- D1 }$ ~! \* DCalifornia girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
5 L- f9 v+ a! j- u1 ~3 d' Z+ CHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

2 f' d0 C0 o; N2 L- NDOG
OWOWOWOWOW
' `. T* M! v% Y  d
* W* U( d* p" |  ~California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy

- o# I- c5 n6 L& zSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
( t$ b7 q$ r8 {- d1 A+ ]
* F/ K1 l* G% v( z7 xBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing

SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
) _! V8 t2 ^* q) C4 }8 H
Once you cross the L.A. Border
; J1 Q4 ~. w$ U; QYou develop an eating disorder
+ l8 H. G# [3 Q. |
  j; Z5 V1 T4 {0 J3 M8 TSell your soul, dance on the pole
! G$ r$ k2 F/ R' @* j4 U+ ]! f; q- vBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
6 D% C$ [: t- r5 S* ^5 y+ w
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
1 Q+ u: t! j" M' G* [8 i
8 k# K, r" e- O. o4 xInflate your lips. Loose the hips
2 o% Q7 I$ A' [1 i' p7 oSee through shirts show off your nips

+ {/ @5 E( b3 Q( iPaparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear

8 j* X+ |% n/ H( v" f* NKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California

But you know I'd still be all up inya
, Y. n0 X1 W, Q" }4 }$ zEven if that ass was from Virginia

, G5 j( e; @/ m# G! }2 mAnd you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut

  z  b. o% A( GI could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

KATY
1 M' y  f9 C5 l$ [' bCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
- ?3 z3 u, S7 m4 H6 NSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

; b* Q5 e2 Z& J1 ~  q5 ^OW OW OW OW AGHH
+ ~' l: E6 B- _+ i% B
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
3 E9 z/ x1 n$ h" o. z/ nAll Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
; u% E2 d( _/ p- [/ @& w" n" UOWOWOWOW

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