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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.9 m1 }3 F; A; }) H4 C
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KATY* A( {. K" v' z
I know a place where the girls are always meaner- Z, r* f7 a* q! L8 L
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener- i( j! U8 z" b& {" Q+ y
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 0 S' l4 n8 L6 W* ?6 o. `7 N4 ]
with foam, c! b& T+ W3 @0 K
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 2 q& Q- L5 ~. F5 ]) N  P; y, v- L1 M
on i-phones ' s" Z* F7 r9 E; z! Y  A

4 H0 @1 q8 f5 S3 @' i. C! z* b2 tKATY
" v' {7 n# q+ ?; A5 qYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is/ e4 y# C2 w) v2 L; T5 W5 B8 Y& N
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous" @' N4 p# _0 \
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California girls we're unreliable2 g+ H9 Z5 ]) u; z  o6 H! ?( _
Never worked a day in our lives
- m4 y5 G2 J' V, cHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car0 K- W/ e( y5 m
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DOG( K# h) m. _. v
OWOWOWOWOW7 }5 u5 P. ~2 f& z: W" u5 ]

) ]. X2 K3 r2 R0 kCalifornia girls we're so predictable2 R6 ?. T* G" [# s7 N7 ^
Hottest bodies money can buy
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Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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% |. G3 Z3 w; ^/ i" G) MBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP$ q9 \' i$ ~3 D
Sign your name on the dotted line- k+ [" Q$ r; K
Don't need brains if that ass is fine8 Q% ^* j# J6 C

4 H3 Y1 Z# c( j! P. A5 AOnce you cross the L.A. Border
& E/ e8 [7 R" F8 s" [, b$ YYou develop an eating disorder
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. D/ d% ^  s; I" C: S5 \Sell your soul, dance on the pole: v) m7 o/ s/ j2 H2 \
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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4 J& n3 D5 ^4 cNose jobs, tummy tucks & s, ~* r1 R" I3 {1 z% {5 u3 M
These are the girls I like to... hang out with; b) X, B" G) B) }0 V

6 r* H" c4 a$ uInflate your lips. Loose the hips
& [! i! g7 N! _% `9 Y) c& F' bSee through shirts show off your nips$ `  G5 r" i8 i# Z3 T' J' S. @; K  @
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Paparazzi is everywhere) b2 Y/ K# b& Z/ L
Oops forgot your underwear 2 X' i5 d0 F' F
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Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya) @- R1 Z6 F: K9 w0 Q: o
Cus you're representin' California
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But you know I'd still be all up inya
, H$ B2 A, U2 xEven if that ass was from Virginia
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And you know that you can bet your butt. T& l4 ~% W+ U. E
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
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3 p0 q: \/ P; UI could really fill my booty quota
  w  u2 m% e  f3 {7 k' kBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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  |" B+ o  x- e3 o% n' pKATY2 V. V$ b8 A4 ^( \* i4 t
California Girls we are so are desperate) Q1 H6 n( i# O
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
6 L& F* n5 D$ W2 vSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith5 l! M2 w$ l0 P8 v' g) x

8 Z, l. Z5 Q- Z( I  {4 ]OW OW OW OW AGHH# d; D9 U+ T. e* I& v
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"California Gurls" is so repetitive+ }3 Y$ G* r3 Y8 F6 F
All Pop sounds exactly the same
& j: U0 B6 w7 f8 J2 Y: Y  t, hIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did6 \; @8 K9 ^3 s* }/ T
OWOWOWOW
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! W7 \7 z9 @+ w' e# USNOOP
( b% n4 e) x* ]" C% n[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
5 F- T" ^8 R) v1 F5 N* D1 B" {. D
- w. ^2 D( k: W- U6 m( k/ UKATY
0 G) t# @! K- T) d% ~# k. RI know a place where the girls are always meaner2 ~, M" B6 x: z, I, R" a
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
: O1 T) P$ ~9 k# A5 s
$ e4 a& M4 x2 KSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
) d6 ^( z$ P1 ^4 t2 N% _; e+ zwith foam4 y4 w; ]1 C6 [! n) O( N, Q8 G
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting ) Y1 o$ h( u0 j# t; E$ [
on i-phones 8 N5 f6 i$ u/ k' m: P0 A6 k1 y8 F

" |# E) R5 W# ?+ O: m( WKATY
+ ~+ a5 J/ P  H9 `. rYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
: {; Z% @# B! P/ J6 i2 h6 C  GWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous! @4 q1 p5 e  d7 ^& s, h

$ w  g9 ?, |: m0 ECalifornia girls we're unreliable
% E4 I( Q8 u$ j& cNever worked a day in our lives
  S" G) Z  i) x# uHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car# [9 g7 D/ e+ F& T( f( l
2 U8 w) |, u( |+ I/ u
DOG
3 E  t# B7 _+ y* c7 o$ xOWOWOWOWOW
$ Z# x& e* f" ]: r$ i7 u/ ~* {5 l# M6 ^1 ~. J
California girls we're so predictable
: }0 \8 Q" X. |Hottest bodies money can buy0 v* r4 x6 G# F% X6 w5 F% j$ W
) B0 W0 ~; h- C9 _7 P6 l$ A
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
# b/ l% h2 ?7 s% h  E) G2 d' p" z
" o8 C3 s0 V2 e3 S2 Y1 rBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
$ a4 L% W/ R1 d5 m( l! s3 P5 t" ^9 ]4 s: u6 s
SNOOP
& v/ T3 _$ k( B3 i: Y" sSign your name on the dotted line
! V  z$ s/ X  q# Q' x( GDon't need brains if that ass is fine
5 F* Y2 r) ?& U
. v( v* {' s& F; J6 M8 u7 [Once you cross the L.A. Border: L1 c8 c0 w1 c8 g
You develop an eating disorder( e2 {2 s( v9 M3 X7 F5 R& i

3 j1 l" f6 d- eSell your soul, dance on the pole
: V& _5 U7 J3 u2 V% d9 XBang Charlie Sheen just for a role  Q7 s+ W1 a: b" ^& G7 Z! a

8 A9 ^% `& o; h- s- B1 d8 _Nose jobs, tummy tucks
/ ]) y0 D3 ?# v' G, GThese are the girls I like to... hang out with9 @, |0 P& l2 Y, D8 _  H( ?

7 w- m+ o9 k: o! N1 k. {5 ?6 p5 WInflate your lips. Loose the hips
% N- c" ?, F8 {: e1 O; W& rSee through shirts show off your nips
  F! j1 _, a% S* R7 w: q6 a# ^  @7 I/ f" G( V
Paparazzi is everywhere, M+ e- \. R  U0 Z, A
Oops forgot your underwear 0 m* Y* c, q( O' h4 V+ ^
, A9 A# S) u9 S  l- V
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya. i2 ]& `& q9 W( o' h' `
Cus you're representin' California+ v! Q, r5 ?4 p9 ~& k! z$ D6 g/ K
3 X+ A( n2 ~5 N) }0 d  a2 I
But you know I'd still be all up inya, M$ z, u8 S$ W: i( [9 u
Even if that ass was from Virginia
6 v2 ~- P% Z9 v0 x' R7 W$ O1 Z! N2 P! K% G( `
And you know that you can bet your butt
% ~% S- O8 l# j( TThat I'd do girls from Connecticut2 Q7 b1 e3 G5 w6 H7 X, R

5 W6 ~0 `5 H+ _* QI could really fill my booty quota
: B: z; J% \4 w3 xBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota. @/ r$ r, J9 Y4 H; O, ^
* c! c4 S2 V9 w; Y# S
KATY* K2 S6 [) N$ Q$ m
California Girls we are so are desperate1 x% K2 U5 U, l6 t
Sold our souls for fortune and fame* v0 D$ I2 p/ D2 ?$ d7 [
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
$ `% p) v7 P/ }4 w9 Y
5 ?1 E5 l% F$ n+ `8 i, I3 bOW OW OW OW AGHH
2 L, C/ J+ F. W* J6 j! N3 K1 P# A- R
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
2 e% m) y; D! `/ x% nAll Pop sounds exactly the same 0 p, z- [- n& Q! s1 B5 ^; h
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did3 {; f2 o7 h+ Z5 u3 t, v' X* O
OWOWOWOW
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