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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

" g7 [. `$ J% q6 Z& v# a* h歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls+ V$ v; |; h: f$ _; h
SNOOP0 ^3 Z5 V: c3 s% V. K( w0 K6 z5 m7 s
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
9 E1 o* t  E: O4 H2 `3 H; [; k0 E7 R  t4 m
KATY
5 t& M; b% X  j4 Z2 xI know a place where the girls are always meaner
7 |8 N9 l; G! w6 R3 }, Z/ m, VIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
0 Z+ K- ^; Z' g' u1 Y) E) d+ }+ d$ h# r9 s! u$ n& z
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
/ u" E6 b! p# E) _6 i& O$ Kwith foam
: U/ V3 I0 w% [Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting / w$ J& `) W- |& g
on i-phones , D: S* z4 u1 Y

3 H  C& V. I) l3 m  D% `% OKATY. Y2 f! w: C8 B: t; i
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
  H- s6 \0 V9 q! S$ d) c  ?/ hWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous; V6 z. n" J& N
4 y1 }7 ~2 F( l$ T+ C& \% M
California girls we're unreliable
* e6 d2 l8 k3 H4 FNever worked a day in our lives
- I0 y( L/ g3 i0 M+ U9 Y) zHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
# o4 Z% t; E" N3 E3 W" a1 ]7 L; f3 @. H5 h7 L
DOG" Z& S4 z$ z7 m; ^* O* b
OWOWOWOWOW( I( j5 ]- C% P+ [/ F+ o
+ V$ E- }' p4 A
California girls we're so predictable  A$ w& g  i- a/ G) z. i5 ?
Hottest bodies money can buy: e: `; t% G5 d( a+ V. t
0 o9 |) D4 k# F+ m- X/ H; F
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
' G8 F) X& Q7 g7 V( B
7 x! p& p3 H: ~. |6 mBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
+ j0 ~1 [- m% R( x) Z( t/ y& N+ ~; U" S3 y. t9 [1 W: L# d1 P. Q
SNOOP( f6 S. D2 F/ u& e- e* y
Sign your name on the dotted line' c7 p- |& ]& o& d/ Z* p. u- m
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
; D  h3 K7 D8 A5 h
8 ~( s2 E' u1 J8 h% x9 r0 o$ xOnce you cross the L.A. Border3 f3 }/ ?5 `) }; ~7 v0 E7 M
You develop an eating disorder; I' w* ]9 t0 q5 \8 ]' q+ G0 c

& i6 T6 e6 R: h; j! F7 s3 cSell your soul, dance on the pole/ {  D) v% X  [- l4 t3 a
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
7 |0 `$ H8 Z4 H; [4 L8 y( t6 U6 w% x/ q  O  s
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
; a- K! v' ^1 c' AThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
' ~/ ?1 ]; a! q0 ?. F& j3 n; t0 ]
" J5 C# \# S- `3 F& PInflate your lips. Loose the hips9 K/ k0 V3 b$ r$ p  G/ c
See through shirts show off your nips
. e$ r+ M/ G& V5 d* `$ u
' A& n2 m: V- p( `5 d6 k( V0 \! {5 rPaparazzi is everywhere& V0 r* |" j% T, U( v( Q
Oops forgot your underwear
2 @" N; u1 Y' T+ u- N
" {0 X; j$ N( B( N: J, [Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya) ?4 Y5 g8 h9 _) D# W- {: X
Cus you're representin' California
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But you know I'd still be all up inya
' f6 P% @# N, B7 y3 q+ ^: y' sEven if that ass was from Virginia
) D3 i9 M& v8 V7 q1 s7 O( S4 y! n# L$ m1 c! T
And you know that you can bet your butt
% N" |) h3 ]! s7 BThat I'd do girls from Connecticut6 l( p- r6 R1 c8 Q( V4 f7 W

4 ^# x1 ^3 R' C/ ~2 [I could really fill my booty quota
' y5 Z" k  T; c0 LBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
. S2 \- S+ Q4 a9 z! S5 \8 P& }& _
# u% j; b* r+ [. D3 @* [" B8 [5 HKATY7 o  c5 L' n' i6 N/ O3 ~
California Girls we are so are desperate/ Z* z( y; w6 [4 x0 L0 k5 F5 [5 f
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
- G7 e) b4 l9 s- f, b3 zSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
7 L* E4 x8 X5 a1 H0 x
; `) v; b% x* v4 A; mOW OW OW OW AGHH
5 a! ~! E  S& M8 f( P
: J( \7 ~7 @% D"California Gurls" is so repetitive
4 M: K& [# w& h% b9 d# G$ wAll Pop sounds exactly the same & z4 L) Y/ X8 u, ]. Y+ i
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did# M, Y: I" D4 @4 [9 }0 u
OWOWOWOW ' [: f* u7 U3 H$ P. p  v, u

( J( U/ Q" D$ V7 q) s1 Q& dSNOOP- v; z4 q* j: ]
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
8 p2 ]  J9 m  T4 o( G
" z: n0 N( w! X! j' U4 p: QKATY! Y& ~0 }, y% U' Z2 l* G
I know a place where the girls are always meaner  {1 N7 r) B8 B6 m( S! p, v, s# A
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
' M0 P$ v3 H" n4 V2 n! x) v' D: k6 {, ~0 m/ o: h
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea * Z; q9 u: Z# P  u4 y5 x- R) y: X
with foam  {7 ^& `6 s4 @" p
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 4 ~2 V0 l. X9 J" D
on i-phones
1 A2 m& i8 Y7 A% B8 @& ?3 i  X) E+ f
KATY
4 s/ F! ~: k9 ?3 G( g" wYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is9 h+ U1 K* L3 @: |* j$ P
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
. P. m* X0 l9 @, J1 g/ s2 w& {) ?7 z& C2 l5 V9 C  Y' E: |0 _3 j
California girls we're unreliable
- t% m% s! H' Z6 I0 T5 i( S/ e8 _Never worked a day in our lives9 l- z; y" i) k" M- A/ J% l$ R
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
9 J% J  \& {0 V0 v4 Q# m* ~& P5 z9 O( C* ^6 S
DOG$ I! x$ o, S+ F8 X& ?3 K
OWOWOWOWOW
' C, Y) Z5 g7 M2 T9 W" ]8 h, z' J/ q
) i7 V  s' z1 F+ p& j. Q; dCalifornia girls we're so predictable9 ?8 H, [3 _+ m+ `
Hottest bodies money can buy
, ~% Q  Z# S3 E! P8 m/ v9 }, T) ]1 l, l
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable; ^0 [1 a. [* j- @; w
) L6 M( Y5 C$ B
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing7 \1 C) i8 u* y6 ?; `  j. H" k
1 |* e+ z) p( ]; U4 w/ [
SNOOP
6 y( V9 @  V  n3 O" G: [- WSign your name on the dotted line1 o) X" j: \$ ]( R: p" b
Don't need brains if that ass is fine) v7 Q0 {% }; l

, k9 T1 r! x8 y" zOnce you cross the L.A. Border
, C" A3 Z6 ]% l5 ZYou develop an eating disorder
: M; y  D1 j- T. R- e+ {, ?  m9 ?  [4 g1 ]" @( Z
Sell your soul, dance on the pole3 J& e* ^" z: X; c- l
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
- W3 y7 A9 o' a+ N5 d* V- Q4 H3 d4 t/ C! N2 n, m. _
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
5 _0 B# W- K7 X% N) a' rThese are the girls I like to... hang out with* [" w! X! [, q: Y4 O' ?

5 b; v2 G; W$ `& `6 IInflate your lips. Loose the hips
' v- H# M4 C$ `4 N! A* USee through shirts show off your nips6 K3 D3 A2 Z: b: t. z. \7 v1 L
. l1 r2 m4 _! W; z, x% Q. e
Paparazzi is everywhere' f4 p& x; r5 s+ V0 K; Y
Oops forgot your underwear 0 I2 O9 e2 \+ X) t: ^

" n" h2 a) c7 {1 S- {5 u7 ?1 [Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya2 R6 N( ^; L' d. H- K
Cus you're representin' California
4 R' c  ~: a! f, s/ W& g* U6 Y) U" A* w+ n- u
But you know I'd still be all up inya* |+ r$ D1 t: n" J; M& J2 Q' d
Even if that ass was from Virginia) ~" g& O( w$ I9 z

/ D( A1 l3 q, L+ s* @And you know that you can bet your butt) M7 f4 t2 r/ W
That I'd do girls from Connecticut: F: z5 h0 E  [* t0 e6 I

  w1 N/ I% J4 G( m: I0 F% `3 oI could really fill my booty quota. K0 a. P) V" p) K! x: S
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
$ i7 Q  p6 ?: G+ B0 d
: p0 C. m; h1 T: iKATY! n( B; |3 B9 T8 b
California Girls we are so are desperate4 I6 e" z: B8 B) j$ ]9 ~. t
Sold our souls for fortune and fame6 f) F$ x8 |# F+ H
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
( I, F( x, d2 Q/ s9 o/ t% ]* J( T# \
OW OW OW OW AGHH( `9 Y$ }: g9 L( K, g

: S# Q$ b1 U0 R/ ^( U) C9 Z) \8 {"California Gurls" is so repetitive
! F0 j. b, R7 W7 B' B. y6 kAll Pop sounds exactly the same ; P. {, j9 J  e% H1 D8 Q
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did* V+ p: a/ N( G2 j
OWOWOWOW
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