爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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3 [2 l: e0 \4 I- h歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
SNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

9 M% l, r& @' w$ I" p: uKATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

3 h1 Y9 `( K8 M$ A4 ~; cSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
) y4 s- h- g" C3 Iwith foam
# r2 v% {/ f* E/ J8 aDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
0 T# w! C# Z0 g  H7 t. ?on i-phones
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KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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California girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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& Q& F4 f" F6 {) U1 uDOG
8 N( k0 S4 _* {) G  cOWOWOWOWOW
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California girls we're so predictable
: N6 t  N' g: k1 B( xHottest bodies money can buy
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Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing

; v  H& x+ I: ]3 \6 m" uSNOOP
8 x/ _* Z' q6 {* Y2 L. k4 |Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine

' C( j$ ~3 y  T; A, L3 N/ sOnce you cross the L.A. Border
; K( y8 d- ~6 [5 ^4 w( b5 FYou develop an eating disorder
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+ s8 v  `: Q7 N  MSell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role

. d; y4 i+ H7 `" G% z! ^, j: K; s4 cNose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with

Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
: N) k2 t3 s8 H- t% R9 lSee through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear

5 |" t; Z6 W( jKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
8 P& ]* {- x! ?6 A$ a$ ^Cus you're representin' California

" H0 b! s+ A/ |2 m! K$ ^: K$ e4 r. BBut you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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) B. |6 ]9 A6 c% n' ]: lAnd you know that you can bet your butt
# K9 ?/ N& J# E: ~5 ]2 F) B4 {That I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
2 `2 @. n) X1 P) jBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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9 p2 l1 R. ]0 `- D) G  x/ zKATY
7 ~: C6 p0 C# I; Y  G  yCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

7 U5 d8 z1 o9 K$ c2 i" D4 J6 fOW OW OW OW AGHH

"California Gurls" is so repetitive
& V, L# v9 ]) k/ d- Q: SAll Pop sounds exactly the same
5 q5 P- j9 E0 I6 R( O3 B' t1 N" \It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW
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4 A! y2 N  s$ P+ f# E" x8 ^" \[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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0 W9 j1 I) x' {' h3 XKATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
& Q1 K1 |9 h3 A. @& h. iIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

4 F9 d" \& l0 C+ D0 tSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
  l; C! Q% O& r/ E# M& |% F: fwith foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
5 q$ C# x) t+ w% t; mon i-phones

5 {6 k( E. C9 U. K2 I# NKATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
$ j! b. B( a/ Q7 D/ v
7 a/ S) \  |! K8 f$ A8 |7 m$ x0 gCalifornia girls we're unreliable
/ e* |- }5 _& U. K: C) z' kNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

( i+ d- O8 P6 p: W6 _DOG
OWOWOWOWOW
- M$ W. O- q" z) l8 p+ ~0 N3 A
California girls we're so predictable
+ p4 @, D3 K; O2 VHottest bodies money can buy

6 w& g% J4 L$ O" v( `1 D3 R4 {4 @Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
0 [9 m/ j% ~! T: F, {3 ?' e5 d+ m
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
8 {( L- a! X# b  l; V
! o" Y1 y" T  m: n: t3 aSNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
( O% L2 V' O6 g8 V( t+ IDon't need brains if that ass is fine
/ s5 J! }& Q8 F( g9 m
% @6 o% z; P3 M! TOnce you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder

* S9 r( W1 \, _  U. e: q  c0 sSell your soul, dance on the pole
* ^% e" a3 |$ H5 A1 ~! @6 w5 B& dBang Charlie Sheen just for a role

Nose jobs, tummy tucks
* F" O8 S  Y% H$ m+ JThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
& q. T/ O% S7 _$ o2 X; N
' c. U: p$ z" C7 L5 |Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
& G: u) U7 W- J: ^See through shirts show off your nips
2 d$ A4 b: M( ?1 f6 A( e, C
Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
7 f9 j( m! D+ p( b; F1 `
: ^& v+ e8 \1 i/ bKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
. C) x# q. M7 w( {2 F3 _; ZCus you're representin' California
) S# K. ?% L8 G/ ?7 N7 Z4 |7 X
/ m5 f/ N/ J2 E1 P- j$ r% w1 YBut you know I'd still be all up inya
: |$ O5 U$ g( D! x$ w, dEven if that ass was from Virginia
' ^" e7 n+ T% V* n6 w
And you know that you can bet your butt
" V% t4 Z$ j$ m' d  n1 Z% bThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
. y8 j( x+ j* b' P; B
I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

KATY
California Girls we are so are desperate
$ N" B+ @  u  J4 SSold our souls for fortune and fame
8 s- C+ b6 W( S5 {Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH
9 l8 B, j# ~1 X! J) ]' Y" ^; d
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
( D2 i6 C8 b! g2 _: LIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
. J, P" M4 }6 A9 M7 w0 q" uOWOWOWOW