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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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( H  P8 M/ l, N+ F, R' E, I歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls% b4 v- v9 G) ]) i
SNOOP! e4 ^9 p' M) @( ?
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY
7 y0 A$ b& m; R6 m1 i+ _I know a place where the girls are always meaner. l: h# S/ {1 I
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener6 r- H+ w% h) B! q& a, c

1 P% Z- ]$ q9 @8 i. K1 VSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
) ?" Y- b) k; E+ R& T; \with foam; M) y5 z( i0 y. x1 A# A0 ^4 m/ ?5 d
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting * C  J3 x; K' i. V
on i-phones 6 ?+ ~# _7 h2 P6 F# J
& [/ U, x! }, i& y5 d
KATY
  q! u  L4 {1 x4 C/ k( n- HYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is9 Z: J# W- U9 S$ T6 W/ ]1 f
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous7 j4 @( S3 X" _8 g6 J
; r; Y  V9 l) {9 x' N8 ]' d
California girls we're unreliable
  f7 J5 D4 \! |/ L* `7 `! v9 eNever worked a day in our lives3 }" p; ~* C& S* B4 g) j- c
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car+ w4 z6 ~7 z/ ?" Y  |7 [/ E
. {# b7 y: i5 o& |) q" `8 p$ g
DOG
9 E9 j" r, E/ }( B% \$ QOWOWOWOWOW
, f  m# k0 N% S. U! X& {0 T9 }( X! b  i3 v( }: E
California girls we're so predictable
0 |+ G. q+ a; w; d& x; D! _Hottest bodies money can buy( w# O# X) `  Z# K! j, C* v

/ F* P9 s" w9 k/ `. aSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
1 U$ M3 D6 q/ z  a. h1 k) f6 A$ v0 D) {/ F
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing* V6 S# ]/ ]- z

$ l9 z2 _5 F  Y4 g  `4 `, L4 L$ wSNOOP
4 D* X# ]0 @0 K) F% L$ o6 @: a& `Sign your name on the dotted line
& C& u: f0 e; l1 r, Z2 q9 UDon't need brains if that ass is fine
; y: t" c% `8 E# p0 l4 L! S" `& D2 M$ {% G
Once you cross the L.A. Border$ @, ]8 Z- x+ E: Y' r# v" T5 r
You develop an eating disorder/ E5 |& A2 q7 i  C
* T/ W- F6 H" U' a; b1 N6 O6 F
Sell your soul, dance on the pole( M' E6 }6 J+ p# \/ g& Y/ o
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
8 i5 P  _) m7 ?* n2 [: A2 k) ]% u* S  l$ k8 g: B
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
: D! ]* V" Z  C. H( z; ZThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
& ]+ Z4 y0 B$ C7 x. }( A* C! f8 K  c' J& Y9 k; |
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips. `1 M6 P# i; |. U4 n0 ~. P& v
See through shirts show off your nips7 i! N9 T$ Q$ G$ I, o' T

5 s$ F2 m. y4 w+ N/ q- G7 h8 `Paparazzi is everywhere
" O3 F9 f' c& ~+ ^Oops forgot your underwear
  o+ `7 |# o- i4 E2 J6 i& f' h; q. M- {2 M8 z+ ?8 k
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
1 e5 e8 y# j, p, o. B+ xCus you're representin' California
, L; m7 U# E+ b& a- ?- `( |* _  d# c$ t+ ^
But you know I'd still be all up inya
( h$ H" S, h$ A9 x7 W% b0 j6 eEven if that ass was from Virginia
* g8 a) \3 o: w' U4 X% Y& S2 b/ V/ k. P. _- v' o( B: Y  D& T% e
And you know that you can bet your butt+ l, }& J+ Y; |( O  J
That I'd do girls from Connecticut0 K# W% P% u) N& ?& N

6 J. j" [; p/ x8 NI could really fill my booty quota
. f# B2 W, V6 |7 u! w* v5 }  MBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota3 n  S7 R9 r$ v9 Q4 {
7 z$ K* M6 W/ e( H; ^: @/ z
KATY, r) T0 L# ]0 P6 j; y/ S
California Girls we are so are desperate, ^# h/ a% o4 G! b! a/ l
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
$ ^* G# _! m4 \( M5 uSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith/ f6 Z0 q. p, b' O9 j6 K1 x

  |8 w% B  l+ `OW OW OW OW AGHH0 p  V& n- ^0 q( V; n

# R- K: ~0 ?. }2 j"California Gurls" is so repetitive
! ^2 a; n. B" z- C' C1 JAll Pop sounds exactly the same
; h! B4 M" K- M+ q3 KIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
7 F. v4 a* R% R& SOWOWOWOW
; ^' @/ L- A5 _6 c
# L) [+ x4 P6 p% _SNOOP
% e& V' T# ~6 n[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
7 U- m/ k- w6 e
" N9 J. w7 ]  D. z/ [% G8 fKATY$ u4 `: R: M) h& D! A! A
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
3 K8 q" U- ]" e, k6 v/ hIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
* Z  A' l1 c- w$ E7 k2 y' X- U6 {; {5 L
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
+ N' J& g, }" {& A2 \8 \( {6 @, Pwith foam
+ Y) _5 X5 l! A! g+ ZDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
% Q" ^8 u" ?5 U& eon i-phones
+ R. b- b! ?! i; v2 o: ]1 F  Q: |5 ^% c  I
KATY) P0 ^2 g2 T: @$ \; Z9 ^% X9 `) x
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
  M* u/ _: n' M0 HWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
7 g: N4 Z& X' b* l
2 c# _" I* _( I+ iCalifornia girls we're unreliable
, W& c" u# R7 Z+ g2 r# }* ^Never worked a day in our lives0 _2 ~6 v( N/ f" N
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car+ m$ J, o; Y' A6 {$ ]. m
9 n- j* c8 {" v  e. l
DOG
6 K4 ^' }' T  }! \  y+ R. oOWOWOWOWOW1 N* @6 x( D% S
3 t( t& [+ r! T( f  b  C- Y
California girls we're so predictable
4 d8 z; t! j( B) ?Hottest bodies money can buy
9 Y# g' z5 I! P9 e2 m' a$ y. N1 a. J, v  |
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
- m2 k& l/ \% e  G2 a" V* P
3 l9 k' X8 l$ c6 UBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
; m. g0 P. ~" T6 E) t3 Y9 b) ], r8 Y  r+ H+ n
SNOOP0 R" G8 @+ q6 e+ }2 F
Sign your name on the dotted line6 H% z5 ?! Y8 r3 ]  Q6 _8 W, K3 x
Don't need brains if that ass is fine  H) s( x1 |9 s) O. e8 W
" H# A9 `0 H6 t! g* S9 `/ ?
Once you cross the L.A. Border7 ]3 W8 j  z$ h/ e) v* P% P* J# J
You develop an eating disorder" u3 B. i3 o5 a3 ~, R

0 h/ W& B2 J* j9 F. GSell your soul, dance on the pole
4 G1 \8 v- I$ q9 |: Y, IBang Charlie Sheen just for a role/ a% ]% H4 t" W2 O, B7 u2 I

+ [+ q+ `! \" zNose jobs, tummy tucks 0 O3 I" p$ n3 n. e5 [8 `; ^% L+ j
These are the girls I like to... hang out with6 D/ M9 C! l. Y

& H% G. _" e" YInflate your lips. Loose the hips
. k9 Z$ ~  t+ G0 x, b, USee through shirts show off your nips( b" H9 O. l: N- p' E# h

4 x; U9 C" K  O5 H  nPaparazzi is everywhere0 R& I$ ^; l; X1 q: T
Oops forgot your underwear
# @' S$ A4 W. @/ e* I4 r; a
8 i1 H/ q  r, \3 nKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
. x2 @2 U2 A! x3 B! DCus you're representin' California. [4 m  [# Z+ [! s0 {5 i, P3 m8 d; p

7 T4 p$ `! Z. \+ ^9 g5 TBut you know I'd still be all up inya
# F7 L0 w$ K/ O7 v& u! s, f/ iEven if that ass was from Virginia% q# B) \) c3 G2 [' U
% @2 y; `# v# o1 {
And you know that you can bet your butt
, J2 c# B  T8 L& b1 F, hThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
3 [) x3 C4 U% @/ x# \, H0 [/ V* A0 \, _# r8 i" }% p7 H  J9 ]
I could really fill my booty quota0 I% v% B7 U* L; b- E: \) u
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
+ X, y1 u# R. p8 A4 h! N/ {( ~) c+ i
KATY; g: p' M) D! R
California Girls we are so are desperate' o& t2 m- Z* n, y6 ?
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
! Q4 q" d  o2 ?: E+ VSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
9 a- N8 ]+ M7 p8 r/ @7 h0 R. a7 P% E. N( F% g
OW OW OW OW AGHH
2 q4 n5 \0 A1 G+ i# l* q5 K7 s2 E( s) Z6 N% L0 T
"California Gurls" is so repetitive/ z' I5 }+ g3 J0 f7 i- z, n% y8 ]
All Pop sounds exactly the same
# H0 d/ t0 G/ Z2 P9 y( vIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
+ h" p& H! w( k6 `* j9 W2 K3 ?OWOWOWOW& J( j( l& t; V4 B
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