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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

! O/ y* |* ?$ {1 d# ~$ ]歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls/ S; Z$ G4 C' L
SNOOP
, B2 U8 G" ~# {, [) e. H$ c[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.7 |; _5 N0 b4 k# U( M& D
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KATY( I1 x. X% x, F+ c. ~  t2 C' C
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
% X; M/ `( v2 a5 hIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
$ p+ A4 V3 X% p9 n5 o5 |. g4 P
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
7 J3 F" \7 o2 Q8 j  ^, q; ?/ u5 X6 jwith foam
* ^1 g! }4 L2 ]+ M& ~$ P- h7 S; eDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
2 B0 ^" w/ v8 k- l7 ton i-phones
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" M" P5 o! _6 yKATY
! i. R! I6 H$ m4 a8 N5 I2 q7 |4 ]7 lYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is2 q# S/ V$ Q0 b& G) g( Y" \
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous5 a3 B: {' {+ s9 Z5 {4 D

$ Q9 m& c& q( h" _# S" TCalifornia girls we're unreliable, ?+ p/ v; ]% Y, N9 _, t! T4 A
Never worked a day in our lives
; _2 X5 K4 B& i3 X6 w; zHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car' U4 }3 ?6 {- d! W9 j, y9 f& N) d0 _
5 y. h& @+ {% ?* ~
DOG+ v- s% W0 D8 w8 m) d3 A: K
OWOWOWOWOW& F+ h+ y7 ?0 v" c

) g) c% j4 m4 [# ?) O) ]2 }California girls we're so predictable
. ^5 d$ X2 A- ]Hottest bodies money can buy
9 s1 p' }, f" [% K- ?; Z$ I$ U, u! C  P2 g" o5 N2 v0 r, @
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable4 p; U) s& v7 k$ l2 K0 @5 ?* Q
' [: P% Y8 [0 P. I1 S
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing5 a1 b. ^$ R9 b2 {6 k" Q6 Q' B

# s; X2 u& X/ D' \4 k3 h3 G( oSNOOP
+ C- b' @; y8 ^' D# g$ v7 RSign your name on the dotted line1 g0 f% r  t3 _6 W8 a/ j
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
' }. ]3 q; Q/ H% r
* I! f7 S" i( x% X6 \7 L2 p; a  t7 gOnce you cross the L.A. Border
8 [: t3 G1 v! J+ `& i2 _" EYou develop an eating disorder  i2 d: w$ B. Z; V
0 x7 _- e" d0 T$ I) u8 l. c
Sell your soul, dance on the pole+ x* P) j6 c6 o9 {4 i6 I
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role# k. k4 h; O% O# b" h# I

: R' e  d3 c6 `7 mNose jobs, tummy tucks 5 D! r6 A, g- r% c, [6 Y% T, s
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
% O* F; Y/ {- w- G$ C1 e- O$ O
. v. l9 s( k$ s& r( w# n6 g* Y3 T1 a( jInflate your lips. Loose the hips- L9 |+ j, B4 U, B3 G* u
See through shirts show off your nips
! y4 N* n5 ]2 e0 u. R5 [( t6 r3 [3 p3 I2 l7 f7 r/ l
Paparazzi is everywhere
5 y: E! N1 b0 M7 n3 k, ZOops forgot your underwear / w: d2 D& \4 N. g7 T! c5 J
: L: L) L! |: a
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya( x* w. d- o3 w. t0 b7 m
Cus you're representin' California; r4 S0 Q# T, i/ [. ]$ z

+ k0 W3 A# g0 Q' K" t; ~But you know I'd still be all up inya' }+ b: I8 l5 K. O6 t
Even if that ass was from Virginia6 m' I* G4 N5 l! N" e

5 ?0 h6 L% \3 R- ~And you know that you can bet your butt
# `7 A- H% K7 aThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
& ]( w7 D! [& j# V# v1 ?; w+ v# v. j" a- C$ u
I could really fill my booty quota
7 X+ M* b' q) A* P# \' EBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
7 o* H! s+ h0 O; f) U" g# G
" H$ O$ q* {2 O- P  e$ D8 gKATY
6 g2 ^& k+ _: K- v1 s& @) ZCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate- Y* m8 E* I1 [
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
# o" l9 U, o. L9 }+ {Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith  K; W& p' A- Y. t$ a( T
  Y: u. d* B' m9 d8 [
OW OW OW OW AGHH8 T  h4 i3 g" I
- E- {' E+ W. Z3 `2 j5 H
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
- f4 v6 N- o0 b  {All Pop sounds exactly the same   T  d7 m" F) M% O0 j
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did- N/ b  l, K1 x8 l- N) ^4 s5 I
OWOWOWOW
3 x+ }+ T3 B7 \: S2 U0 z3 b; q' \+ T, _$ A
SNOOP
2 t: b# _3 T: A, \( l! {+ Q[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.; h  I6 }7 P$ W( A: p* K$ |: ]7 K
! Z9 V& b4 Z4 T, q
KATY
3 f: q* g. w+ q  I( ]0 Z8 WI know a place where the girls are always meaner
: W' G5 q1 }7 ]# dIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener- G) v' [4 B1 P$ _( A3 y4 g9 _% P5 C
. L, N% D' |& K4 D( [: i) J- e6 Q
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
1 n* C+ o! m! b; q  `2 ~3 p) Wwith foam
4 O% d1 g- k: u9 t! t" f- ODrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
; |+ O; Z3 E8 }1 B, j0 x" F+ oon i-phones
% s) ]9 B( i  c! m1 e/ x
* G" K& v/ ]  l3 K% e6 _% Y/ rKATY
; \6 F6 y# _' n+ _" IYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is* g" Y8 y; h! N, F) Q# `; I- C
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
. c( f! g5 s6 I% V! v' D; |  V: @: i& |8 |# ~- [* D
California girls we're unreliable- _4 Y. ^% K) P3 x4 v1 Z. t6 [% A
Never worked a day in our lives3 d3 C* A. b3 B( q; k
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
) o+ |6 |" W( s: p$ U% e/ e# k; T7 h/ P. t2 y( Z
DOG1 \3 i: d" [7 u, O
OWOWOWOWOW
6 k* u% k. T% b6 ^$ N3 |
7 \& \& t/ h. P$ m7 }7 eCalifornia girls we're so predictable
& w, b) _( K0 h& C% p' u9 A' sHottest bodies money can buy! a* U- w# a( t

1 \7 o5 n" Z) T/ B7 {0 j. E0 ?Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
+ B& c4 w4 {# ^9 [" q" L1 Q( G0 A
/ l$ u' S& Z: e9 \, U7 q) y0 @0 D3 ABoing Boing Boing Boing Boing% l; a! k1 f" d

0 D4 Y8 R2 m8 `- V7 _SNOOP
* t& [( z7 f6 e5 h% ySign your name on the dotted line
3 N! K) g  B& A2 z6 q- f+ gDon't need brains if that ass is fine
4 S  S* p) a: j+ Y1 g: ~9 ^3 s1 B; ]$ X
Once you cross the L.A. Border0 v6 s! m7 z, V
You develop an eating disorder5 B' D9 f* z: y' Z
8 I5 q3 U; \$ b* ~: r( t5 @
Sell your soul, dance on the pole3 u4 w2 m3 H& T+ `  z; T, {
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role0 O0 O7 p3 X. l  J6 L) H
6 [+ C" {# i+ r$ c* z9 o& H' ~
Nose jobs, tummy tucks ( N8 |! T: k: d2 M' S0 Y7 J) b, s
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
7 y2 Z7 L$ R: I! J7 h+ J& x# c8 V0 N9 F; D4 r) j
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips1 D* H# r# j' b; `5 b5 g! ]
See through shirts show off your nips4 n: Z1 o7 ?( o& n4 [7 g" U

+ Y( C# u5 u8 e- j9 TPaparazzi is everywhere
4 R0 s) R6 v8 _5 F) `Oops forgot your underwear 0 C. A' X# l% k* f* _
" b2 F8 R# B0 V. Z
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya) u9 N; O, k5 Z  V) _  l; A. ^6 T+ m
Cus you're representin' California2 \) X/ w) p- l( B/ |

9 a+ v" D) i) d8 A" O$ BBut you know I'd still be all up inya) y* R+ }$ x/ {) F2 [
Even if that ass was from Virginia
( ]$ T7 V, x% x7 |, V
4 M( O5 W4 c& v1 S4 g1 FAnd you know that you can bet your butt$ N5 ?, A1 U6 X' t
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
( d1 o% @% ?' [0 @+ Q0 u$ C) N
; c/ H% m9 \2 }: TI could really fill my booty quota
' m; k8 [: ]. m5 Y+ q7 w$ P. qBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
$ Y% ^* x4 e9 m: w9 S- b7 A3 P4 j8 v8 A
KATY* B1 `# y) v2 {
California Girls we are so are desperate
/ Z  _, m) V: s* SSold our souls for fortune and fame
7 x1 p. ?' G* S# b: T, D  zSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
& g! X/ r& T6 q8 j
2 V8 {# ]3 W7 Y/ H- SOW OW OW OW AGHH  l) k9 ^" n5 c7 m

& K3 R4 i# ^. ?* V6 b( s* ^7 C"California Gurls" is so repetitive
" e" \6 v5 D3 c6 _, P6 u6 ?All Pop sounds exactly the same ! x' \9 x" \+ y
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
! c' m0 e9 W+ \: Z. L  AOWOWOWOW
+ o3 l8 G) @0 z# X" v; C5 I& m
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