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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

. m; Q$ e: X& U. O3 i* S( D* D歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
9 I( v6 d' P0 l* }
: n) s7 C+ i8 E) u: X' ]1 l- QKATY
% x7 Q; B. ~# U3 pI know a place where the girls are always meaner
+ x: i) A8 c2 Y! }6 A6 wIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
; C- F+ a" R3 l- n4 c* S' J4 t) E+ I% l7 J, b: D
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
( ]6 Q: P+ c; u/ a% \8 Vwith foam) `, P! L8 X5 L5 c. D, W6 a
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
0 m; ~- D% _. U0 Q. y4 r' {on i-phones
4 W" L; g" _5 H0 X* f: N- J
3 X/ _& l& ]# |% [KATY2 s( `+ P8 {4 F4 u
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is( ~& t/ D. z* O( k3 l
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
* ~$ _! v$ V* [7 k. O1 W" w
' m2 e% @' b% n0 RCalifornia girls we're unreliable3 e1 U# o& _$ U, W4 e" }0 X
Never worked a day in our lives* O, H, ]/ D+ P; c$ |/ x
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car/ l4 |$ E5 s$ C6 U

0 q- n, C( U; Z% A. kDOG  x: A, z' d  S+ Q5 W/ u
OWOWOWOWOW
6 h$ T3 }' M/ o& Q3 c8 U% Y; ~7 {% Z- G1 i# \
California girls we're so predictable
" ^" g3 u  y. W) a% U* VHottest bodies money can buy8 L0 I" D5 z* f- _0 ]

# [4 ^+ v" Z, gSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable! _/ [5 A) g; `/ \) O  i
9 E) `1 @; R- ~1 C
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
. Y2 h, E9 F( Z1 m0 ]8 a
8 T5 i/ w- n4 ZSNOOP9 j, B: ~+ {* ?* f. u
Sign your name on the dotted line1 T8 I) {2 k9 n2 R$ H
Don't need brains if that ass is fine7 q3 [: [& T* Q" B5 [
. B9 A- C% b( f* {1 W% Z* n' g+ \& p
Once you cross the L.A. Border( X' ^9 p/ k" R) C2 X
You develop an eating disorder
6 F& v$ c" _* `) M2 W; q- U
  B6 w+ {5 a! LSell your soul, dance on the pole
' W" T) j. i4 O! p4 xBang Charlie Sheen just for a role7 c  d) A' g6 j- w3 q, v

2 @9 S$ B6 M- d: x% f. i' XNose jobs, tummy tucks
% V0 n3 _% M( p$ zThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
% C; }4 |( C& `+ I+ R9 }  u- S# T5 T4 N  P& m3 _' o
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
5 H/ @0 M7 A. @See through shirts show off your nips7 X* W% Q) |) u$ w% G

; e# ?; j2 x- a( W, `0 v, qPaparazzi is everywhere0 {* l# @4 P: l3 Z! W7 E" J! }
Oops forgot your underwear
8 y6 B( e) J) ~9 t) ^+ p
7 _1 n$ w1 @. S# k: k9 s2 i# Z/ W# ~Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
, W/ ?- I# h# \  V6 t, W% @5 vCus you're representin' California
* @/ f$ U9 k2 Q- r5 A7 E. z
( w, C! ^9 r. Y+ U3 e! y" \+ wBut you know I'd still be all up inya
$ l- g( u6 b. s, A8 z4 W: ~, OEven if that ass was from Virginia7 o9 E8 l5 M) _. T: t
' l; S% G* ]$ j0 t4 y. W* \2 G% L
And you know that you can bet your butt
7 C6 [  r% m6 O1 uThat I'd do girls from Connecticut7 |. g- D% }: D2 y+ d

6 m4 H6 F# C7 T: V; y- `4 t8 eI could really fill my booty quota& A6 b5 `: x. U/ s9 G+ U# D
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota* M6 f, D3 B6 ?) z" u7 G9 @

3 Q/ ~+ P# o  W( j( d$ j( oKATY
% ?3 n; l6 |$ DCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate. h# G' Q2 v: C/ k9 ]0 }
Sold our souls for fortune and fame0 Q1 O- y7 J3 o+ T) l, q5 u
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith9 P7 D" T8 _' O, ]

2 B8 s+ {! _' {OW OW OW OW AGHH
! Y! t- d& l# W5 v
) J$ e9 e5 f3 m3 p9 L7 D: C"California Gurls" is so repetitive( e9 k  Y9 d5 K3 a# W5 n
All Pop sounds exactly the same
" C9 f, [  |8 K. LIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did% U  b6 x5 g( V6 T
OWOWOWOW 9 K' W, I3 p: r4 @
4 _0 b" ]7 D1 O" I+ W
SNOOP
! g  s1 v5 t- ^- d1 }[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.  g0 `' I# r' p4 @. F& e) V  g' U

) O; }/ G9 m7 SKATY( K! l- j7 B' r
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
+ y: f) l: z( K; {1 J! q9 C% M& R- H# nIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
$ o$ b! K  v, N& g
. |8 y" w! O+ n, j. _9 kSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 5 b$ n) P4 i" p' Q7 D0 X
with foam% w( Q: F8 h, i3 t. K* O  f. s
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
  `9 V2 a! U! ^2 Yon i-phones 6 ]& H: Q- Q" o( g
  q! t7 @. N! v
KATY
, q/ k1 A$ b) J  wYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
9 c, V2 Z6 e' t) |+ Q" `/ ]3 bWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
$ x& y6 ~7 X' c; f$ \, d7 F* K# j4 G3 ~0 u- c
California girls we're unreliable
/ w4 {- {+ B% c: N5 O* mNever worked a day in our lives
+ \3 f) ]4 P' P; t( }Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
; A/ R9 S- G* K
! v$ [+ t9 R* J4 x+ d# X8 hDOG
# `7 }0 L& `/ T, B( q" S% I0 P: S3 bOWOWOWOWOW5 t/ C5 g: G$ m: a* R

$ y& G# C& {8 V; S- K7 O1 @California girls we're so predictable
7 J& H# Q# z5 H( e1 k3 `3 ^1 sHottest bodies money can buy
7 _" m! T8 p: R4 k4 M4 Z( [( \$ m$ U( l, \3 ?# ~
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
& P7 N9 s0 o: C& p1 X2 W6 h# w7 F" {/ X$ d
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing  I4 C/ ]* |# J5 R2 m
+ @1 `# i* C$ b) q5 v  c- }; Y
SNOOP" @/ d* ^1 F' A% x9 g
Sign your name on the dotted line
/ r" n+ G& r' w( R$ EDon't need brains if that ass is fine
) w/ y" X) T  ^; y# p9 X8 T0 R, @$ ?4 O
Once you cross the L.A. Border
' m' @  U: f1 `5 C# V5 u; q5 JYou develop an eating disorder( S% M+ ~% K+ @. i
1 Y& M  ^' Q0 t
Sell your soul, dance on the pole5 w6 J: T$ a( k: u( f
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
# p# P2 p+ [3 {
7 e3 t2 E. ?& T) O) ]Nose jobs, tummy tucks
& J: ^) o0 ^. _% ]These are the girls I like to... hang out with0 j, K" u1 C3 k+ b$ Z1 j

. u! l- E4 O* EInflate your lips. Loose the hips
4 C7 }' D6 N& T7 L: v, rSee through shirts show off your nips
* h) A' X! e: g2 r) \- c+ U" `" ^0 C7 [/ z) h9 l4 V
Paparazzi is everywhere
/ i- J6 M2 h# V/ C+ V$ YOops forgot your underwear
0 W7 A: U" `, c& |7 V9 ^3 R8 S( Y$ w
$ \) m8 `- p* Z0 e8 F5 v/ {Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
$ }5 d) k; }+ W( }( oCus you're representin' California; d$ N  ?% L. ~: x- N6 E

+ G+ O1 z* J& _+ p9 `  b$ I; ~But you know I'd still be all up inya
0 A# W# S2 M# s4 U/ E7 uEven if that ass was from Virginia' `3 A* R+ h2 y" O  d# T9 M

' d+ C8 F" m& ?6 ~" B2 h' hAnd you know that you can bet your butt9 x  N/ w8 R6 [& f' I1 r
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
+ f" C2 A) H! _1 i' @( N: s% M9 \/ B' t  ~$ I
I could really fill my booty quota
  ]' c& u, u/ h: Z! ABy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota# `( O0 d1 j" d. Y* X
$ z7 _# I- ^+ x! c/ U, n
KATY  H1 A' W" b; Q2 B- g1 k
California Girls we are so are desperate
* h0 {6 n1 W) M$ L" c! q; g; {+ ~Sold our souls for fortune and fame
" q2 b% n, M! C( \8 O: I2 L+ MSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
! j# h. S7 f7 U/ G; Q& c8 p- y# c% ]( {/ X. B- q+ i
OW OW OW OW AGHH
, {0 b$ j5 a: t( B% U& `; d0 q1 I) n2 Z% d* ?1 T
"California Gurls" is so repetitive! h' f7 Y" [3 j5 X* N  w: _
All Pop sounds exactly the same
3 E) }8 e9 o* t8 cIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did8 u; D* K% c: X- Y! j' \# N
OWOWOWOW/ [, t9 R! m$ l1 l' _- M
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