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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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* h/ k6 z0 p- a5 ?2 ^[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.5 }. n" ~6 i7 }; E

+ y- O2 T0 j% I  Y- y% {5 HKATY
* f' B% Y7 R/ i. `2 l; P8 D: AI know a place where the girls are always meaner
! @/ a4 U- \! v' G) z* r. C5 OIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea   o2 W6 e) r# z1 ^+ N
with foam+ f; j$ W/ t, A$ ^7 C
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting / |) u6 m) t, v, F& Y' f
on i-phones
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! ^7 ^5 J' Z5 L* }5 Z' gKATY
; d: o; v* x, r( \! N3 BYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
) y) j+ o1 l$ I7 [& {! OWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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California girls we're unreliable
  U! P$ W& I3 I( G  gNever worked a day in our lives
5 M; j+ K+ C* |Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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( v' ]) @" G" ?DOG
7 @( `' U7 S1 L9 G4 dOWOWOWOWOW, l2 t7 C; g! `! @7 L+ _% K/ v

/ O- B: q4 ~5 p. SCalifornia girls we're so predictable
( @+ @& d1 H* g' P) p: |Hottest bodies money can buy
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Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable: F, e/ K" o( d# i( x2 U) o
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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* Q7 M5 p6 o* _SNOOP
6 L7 N5 }* h) b8 pSign your name on the dotted line. }% j$ e! v! ~# r. M5 L/ r) E
Don't need brains if that ass is fine" {' H' f! V& S7 s4 \0 V

$ f6 d: M) I" J. SOnce you cross the L.A. Border# H  g) t- B! R# ]2 s+ Z
You develop an eating disorder$ X6 b4 Y( H) p* @& F. [/ `/ u
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
. w% d- F6 j& {Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role# C: l. y" d8 ?1 E/ A' L) m

' `- Z1 f2 z/ E$ d9 g0 r2 ~/ xNose jobs, tummy tucks
: F9 l9 j6 b' n! k/ u  y9 X, U8 B! zThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips! B1 P$ o; K. r" X3 w
See through shirts show off your nips
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Paparazzi is everywhere2 c4 V) ~3 u* j8 M0 ^0 J
Oops forgot your underwear
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! t# Z2 Y' D! [% CKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
: x4 w# y; H1 g. M* n& E7 m! ]Cus you're representin' California* v" I% X" C6 _6 ~

0 V3 t( @( d) T. `: L7 RBut you know I'd still be all up inya3 A6 ?8 r3 {  q  V0 [/ }/ q
Even if that ass was from Virginia7 l( u0 w; x0 k: G4 Z8 B6 H# _

( j. U& z9 y! t' g6 f" t! hAnd you know that you can bet your butt8 y# s8 C$ y; e) r
That I'd do girls from Connecticut0 f+ A9 P: S6 ]2 N3 w

4 g' a1 d( O) M- \9 II could really fill my booty quota# D3 R1 S! y% B+ S( Z6 W) j. A7 N
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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KATY) a8 }9 q: I4 P: Y
California Girls we are so are desperate' g1 S2 V/ ?/ d; S$ {
Sold our souls for fortune and fame8 A: M- G( r! X
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith$ ]  n* V: I% A) I) T+ E" j) a. y

) V& p1 e7 i# P4 h7 q+ v* `" rOW OW OW OW AGHH
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"California Gurls" is so repetitive
; _* ^6 c& b! k- K2 L. RAll Pop sounds exactly the same
/ I, c- p6 B8 f/ ^! `! U+ w& v2 cIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
% l" H2 }& B) ]' tOWOWOWOW . d& I$ i6 E' X8 x9 v5 C9 k: u
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SNOOP
7 N, B- `6 w1 N0 r9 \; x[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY1 @/ D5 I4 j9 u9 @% b5 f
I know a place where the girls are always meaner0 d; B  k* x1 w5 p+ A$ ~
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener! H2 g- G6 L- d9 X

2 c" q0 A5 B+ D1 XSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea ' w% H/ G. h$ X* y$ a' |
with foam2 c# U3 n; l9 R1 n6 N. p* @% T. U! E
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
% j6 m" Q1 N; V2 b  p* kon i-phones / c( S( L# }. o1 a+ t# q

1 L5 [" a3 k0 i, L6 C' q) vKATY' n& D7 y4 P# G9 R1 z9 {/ U
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
2 Q: r- j7 n* ZWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
# Y9 P2 v  a. y4 ~3 i+ R0 Q+ i; Y3 e% v8 r# V0 ?
California girls we're unreliable: C- r/ b3 m9 X* n' F
Never worked a day in our lives$ X- A. |# f" y
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car% {( [. m2 B2 Z. T( b; b6 f3 E! J
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DOG5 ]% _! v$ F; U' R1 f) O
OWOWOWOWOW& M8 E" k( [  S
- ]' x3 e' e  ]  e2 v- E
California girls we're so predictable
( J2 P6 D) x. G/ D2 `% ~/ HHottest bodies money can buy
5 C9 H0 m/ g, ~  T+ r, l1 D9 W8 X2 m) U
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
# d4 i! @1 J* l, _7 {8 h; e1 f8 R8 q' s6 E2 ^6 G
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing9 S+ w1 [8 V/ X/ t3 e. E$ k

6 E# }6 l$ W% L" {0 gSNOOP
- J/ W* l; G1 r# qSign your name on the dotted line* y) K  T" ]* r3 o' ~
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
0 t* u4 h7 o4 T  a5 }/ z0 a+ S4 F* u) O. o' j! r$ O5 e% S
Once you cross the L.A. Border  q5 l4 I/ Z7 I* z$ s
You develop an eating disorder
# r  b, P2 H! ^# y' k" I$ Z
7 {2 {# |" j1 J- J! i" ]Sell your soul, dance on the pole
6 N0 c* q  ]% t9 X+ J# H/ XBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
* @; f: V. A" ]! h3 ^! n+ X1 }2 \/ v3 t; z) h+ d7 ~
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
, {' T1 Z" A4 A" }& yThese are the girls I like to... hang out with1 _, z7 |; {% [

! l. W% v6 L2 _% J$ t$ G; |Inflate your lips. Loose the hips9 g& |# \, y; K/ S
See through shirts show off your nips
2 S8 ?+ T4 B  [* X2 t8 E" S9 n7 Y4 @$ ~7 B
Paparazzi is everywhere
4 P. ?5 f5 s! I6 KOops forgot your underwear
* G+ w1 o: R- n1 _) {* Q
8 g; F$ h, M; D( x# J5 ?4 gKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
. E! s0 T4 c% p$ O  YCus you're representin' California9 v( o; O) X5 p1 b  |

; B! }  t1 W9 [1 l" yBut you know I'd still be all up inya% o/ I! l$ m* |- G7 V
Even if that ass was from Virginia
- \+ f/ _8 {. Y7 Q/ V! Q" O* u6 l  s: l* u" |  F$ w5 e
And you know that you can bet your butt
7 S3 }; ]) N" X0 k) @That I'd do girls from Connecticut8 @& ~+ C( V% N, K) S$ U- Q- H% s

6 }* L4 C; u+ R1 H9 C' KI could really fill my booty quota
" h1 _- \( Z6 p6 ^5 UBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota8 b' c1 x2 R& g) U! c1 n( E
0 C1 Z& y5 j- O4 D2 ^$ {
KATY
; N* C7 ]. x) N; K- N: u$ MCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
0 x/ L0 [: k1 `Sold our souls for fortune and fame( M  O$ N  s- e" Q$ H* o
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith( j& P3 P7 {# s

7 @1 B% K6 y$ V0 @# hOW OW OW OW AGHH
: l8 o3 h9 }" u) F! F2 i2 L( q  u$ R% a+ T+ @
"California Gurls" is so repetitive% M1 M$ E  ~) Q. \& X9 w
All Pop sounds exactly the same
, i3 ~: ^$ B1 ^; yIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did; r( X- b0 H3 A& ]* @; [: D! i
OWOWOWOW
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