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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls) E- A! g. k' B. c* `, y
SNOOP% K( ]. p/ n) v
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.* \( m& y3 J! K  i6 i1 }

4 ?" r" l! F! {+ q7 W. TKATY
5 p3 T) x+ H7 z  r5 x: x$ A: ~I know a place where the girls are always meaner
7 E( ]* {# j5 B4 \  T  M# b* bIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea & H9 F4 b8 T5 f- J% n5 E
with foam
3 z" w6 L, e, @) J5 j! pDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
' n5 C1 N9 X) y+ uon i-phones % F' L1 W; |9 P- z6 ]
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KATY! L5 |! a' P/ {  p7 i/ Q
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is$ n3 l2 O% [2 s( @6 y
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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4 T- s' q3 p4 @( WCalifornia girls we're unreliable
: s" [: t) l% K; `Never worked a day in our lives
: Y5 `' j1 d& P2 R. B2 k8 ]& IHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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DOG
$ B6 c5 @1 d# S1 OOWOWOWOWOW
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  m& D# }1 r5 R% ^& bCalifornia girls we're so predictable
0 B! Z: g5 m! k6 r, B6 Y# g  lHottest bodies money can buy
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Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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% q8 x' w, b) T: `+ `6 ~+ w( x& v0 ~Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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" q! r( {" ^9 ?8 X! ]SNOOP2 Z& j( Q- }* a5 H# ~2 F$ s2 M
Sign your name on the dotted line) o1 T1 Y1 v# D' B
Don't need brains if that ass is fine2 K! ?$ |3 M+ l. Y1 X7 H% I
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Once you cross the L.A. Border& C  ]; b* X5 O" I5 f
You develop an eating disorder
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
9 c. p3 V7 H) A3 J% mBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks ( e  F. E  C9 Z, {) C; x) O
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
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1 A" M4 y! v* J4 tInflate your lips. Loose the hips
: \5 f9 A- i; y- X+ B) T+ q5 PSee through shirts show off your nips: w& l2 I! `4 L
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Paparazzi is everywhere
' F* E. ~7 m; OOops forgot your underwear ) `5 u, A7 K$ ]+ |" v; I" z& \% U

: X+ C+ _$ G+ G6 _% @4 B  zKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya) S$ R5 E% F/ U* p
Cus you're representin' California
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5 \2 ]/ H" i* H! M1 PBut you know I'd still be all up inya
) t/ Z( C6 _  W  q8 L8 i) ^6 s  DEven if that ass was from Virginia
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8 H5 q! b7 R- m, n' {$ L. ZAnd you know that you can bet your butt
( a$ M1 Y( c/ o4 G% |! ?4 ~That I'd do girls from Connecticut
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, \  n! [: u6 a) N; j+ q+ PI could really fill my booty quota
5 L2 Z8 j/ V$ N, G* OBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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KATY
$ ^# w9 e8 D" a( SCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate$ u: \% _: A7 Y
Sold our souls for fortune and fame  B% D6 P  E$ @5 d# g1 d
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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; w! e( T/ b% K" DOW OW OW OW AGHH
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"California Gurls" is so repetitive
8 d. _9 O. Q+ V* U$ ^2 _: {All Pop sounds exactly the same ) z! w( n5 z, u  p5 R$ C1 P
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did9 F; n, L5 P8 S) Q7 l, |
OWOWOWOW 7 n* Z: X, {- m, k5 P1 n

! ]8 j1 \& B3 U/ mSNOOP" s# I0 o) K9 k
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
& \2 I& V, H- w3 g2 N& x4 W1 c) t# u3 {  l& g
KATY
2 Y. ^0 c& q: ~* AI know a place where the girls are always meaner
7 g) U& U. \( U! k! w6 G2 o, jIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener" g3 }) `6 p( |
6 B* _: @  ~: q
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea # Y4 g0 C, v6 i! H% d; M
with foam4 s+ c7 ]! V: g/ M( A* Y& ]
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting   y- P: D# p( ^! u: F% \! Y
on i-phones
7 e4 ]6 c1 Q( }6 R# ~5 b4 A! z/ S7 ~  s0 o
KATY
# k' c5 B, W! ZYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
6 g4 S+ n# K3 E7 a# W) ]; U+ wWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
- j) ?. ~0 U+ l. U+ f$ x# x: J2 V5 N
* x& I# w! a. t3 K+ cCalifornia girls we're unreliable
2 ^' ^- b. W' F; @+ R+ ~Never worked a day in our lives
6 H. P# o/ ?) q2 j4 }Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
+ H) H. ?1 T  e8 k3 K) A1 e$ {+ H( v- [4 K$ `
DOG
9 l5 s. l, y; Q) L' ~) VOWOWOWOWOW
! w( F2 S- @9 [& \8 N: O4 y. \$ \* y
California girls we're so predictable
: [' K$ X3 I, }Hottest bodies money can buy
  n: j! V& B4 |2 T7 n) U7 H! |0 c  C: N8 P
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable% W# a# ~' p, |; d2 l  l

5 t- E3 M0 p+ |4 p0 e: OBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing9 G. P+ Z* _- e' ]) K% j6 `
7 `% a, g$ U  G4 |6 y" g
SNOOP
) b! j9 @- c. L" Z: HSign your name on the dotted line9 _6 |* q4 P8 m! V1 s3 y
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
: V- W! g, e% T1 H# e; ^* H! t& |
Once you cross the L.A. Border
" {7 ~1 r% p' i8 g) y9 E  f2 ?You develop an eating disorder7 h  C) M" ?* W7 \- f
, C+ B7 h0 k8 b2 L8 h- J) b& f
Sell your soul, dance on the pole: u1 |$ T! c- [9 V  B
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role# E% v$ U5 i: J
' w  V8 _: q+ _
Nose jobs, tummy tucks $ H4 `1 C! s1 Q. q1 J1 G2 d6 ?
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
8 r1 X$ i. J4 p* }9 x. c4 ]
/ Y" c( b# p7 TInflate your lips. Loose the hips; d. J# X' M0 T0 _8 j/ d
See through shirts show off your nips+ D# y7 {+ w3 T$ D

% m( b3 z8 _# y) TPaparazzi is everywhere8 s1 i2 s9 U: C' P
Oops forgot your underwear 3 B5 b& t" p: ~
/ a) E* ~8 x' c& H2 j; f+ {6 ]
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
# p4 j3 W. |8 x+ v+ hCus you're representin' California  |9 t" H7 J: S% `0 ?9 N/ i

1 T( s$ ~5 F* f8 b  v  J% b! dBut you know I'd still be all up inya6 V" j6 _1 \" ~
Even if that ass was from Virginia
* u' E( @) f5 {, x3 I
- u' q- g) f4 X0 ]& gAnd you know that you can bet your butt
/ D- S7 B, O8 u( a3 _- X7 d: sThat I'd do girls from Connecticut0 u& B4 `' C0 b1 h  X8 d

, Q: c# [! t7 |- NI could really fill my booty quota4 u/ F2 |+ E, T$ [5 l
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota% r) ?6 D' i1 A1 m/ z* a  v. a

3 Z/ D: W- r5 @3 s2 b! l: w) pKATY
0 t0 O. K: [% r2 yCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate# j1 m; a% e' t1 H. }
Sold our souls for fortune and fame9 [1 [/ h/ p  v( k
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
, v; Z$ c! [- s& w# W! a3 n& S# Q3 P% J3 V( @
OW OW OW OW AGHH
, [0 w/ _- r8 H6 D( ~6 x7 ^6 n- M7 Q
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
* D3 O6 _  {, Z9 EAll Pop sounds exactly the same
+ \! F+ |5 F  v6 `$ BIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did" G( h& n8 A; o2 W* `% J, d
OWOWOWOW5 [. R8 l& L: _
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