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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

, R* K& R6 J5 L; W; a3 k歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls0 _7 P' Q6 m* M$ x, w
SNOOP
% ?) k4 l/ {6 Q& ^[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.5 ?% q2 H& a) p' U3 |
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KATY% e% K1 V  W4 s4 y! e# B+ W# _
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
$ W) t' K+ ?1 C: W8 _2 e. NIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
8 s- Q! S8 p+ @1 h7 P& w: S, V& w3 a4 f- ~2 g
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
1 ^; }( d- Y3 u  x! Xwith foam
9 {. L# ?- f* {Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
. O" P9 ^5 D7 e) a) H% m& ron i-phones + f/ Q" q1 t' y3 |6 G

8 A& M6 E- D/ x# @9 ^1 uKATY
5 m$ J5 Y1 N) J! \; s7 d8 CYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is2 \4 Q% i* w4 e
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous/ ]. M( O0 X- O/ M

5 b. z* A2 I0 U0 Z2 |# iCalifornia girls we're unreliable# _4 ^* G% S6 g
Never worked a day in our lives7 \/ d$ N2 s. a0 S8 ?7 v+ h9 m
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car) c# H& b, i6 m  Q9 O& G

0 ?# O) C1 Q/ X% I8 h/ _DOG. i, J: V4 [" D; d3 T. s# T
OWOWOWOWOW
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California girls we're so predictable, Q0 P; U& w. w6 J0 \0 v6 b! P6 W
Hottest bodies money can buy. C* b2 a1 q1 Y3 h( z) a

  H" u6 h$ i9 ^6 l- E& ^/ tSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
: u4 |4 K6 V! w0 T  `# U
" Y, z2 a) [1 j9 I2 T  F3 \& oBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing2 g  [' q: D( m7 @
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SNOOP% e; g( k9 O) |! W& a
Sign your name on the dotted line
. h" Q: b# u. O9 n' U8 }Don't need brains if that ass is fine% m/ c4 X* C+ ^6 Q4 c

9 P8 w! V* S0 _& G1 ZOnce you cross the L.A. Border
# |: Z; ^' W; [) D: n0 tYou develop an eating disorder  Y" Z# \& R0 c$ F5 {0 l
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
: |; @+ Y" M/ [& b& ~' KBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
1 H+ d1 a2 j* H9 A6 S2 D3 _% K1 O
Nose jobs, tummy tucks 2 V9 W+ m9 f9 D( F: `' U; m( M
These are the girls I like to... hang out with7 u: C& y) P$ d

0 ?; n2 v" S# kInflate your lips. Loose the hips& b# J4 c, W; W+ I
See through shirts show off your nips
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8 n* l1 g6 W+ ]1 xPaparazzi is everywhere
# a! ^* {" C; X+ i7 yOops forgot your underwear 9 u; @' a( k: t5 T; g

1 P' x5 r7 m& L$ K5 fKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya, |: M& B/ m/ A
Cus you're representin' California' v0 ^# z, [6 v# t6 G0 E

: ?& X/ _; k8 EBut you know I'd still be all up inya# ^1 e, w9 P8 h* a7 k4 |; {
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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% [, f# u% ]1 F; l' v$ AAnd you know that you can bet your butt
: n3 c$ B% O* B# J; N2 h: ?4 {That I'd do girls from Connecticut8 L. a+ E% |; Y# Y" c5 X6 N

: g3 T* h9 p' D! l0 q$ U- uI could really fill my booty quota  O. z; u2 i2 h" i4 {# }. K0 y
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota9 h5 [/ J& f# k8 j, f# W  D
" y3 B4 g8 m9 m& L) C: D/ w( v+ T
KATY$ ^' @: D8 {3 f
California Girls we are so are desperate
7 O. D/ h) r# |* y" j/ t9 Z1 d! xSold our souls for fortune and fame
; I8 J) ?/ F) ?* ^( D  ?; h! ^Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith! M5 a' j$ D7 S1 J% v# I$ x6 T

6 n1 w2 |, Q5 }, M6 K/ S1 l1 u5 ZOW OW OW OW AGHH5 W$ D9 D$ Y( D! D) c0 U1 z

+ Y/ z9 q% B9 {8 e"California Gurls" is so repetitive5 I6 L' q8 P0 O. V
All Pop sounds exactly the same , ?9 t9 s# i; o6 }- U
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did& E$ m% ]2 _0 l* Z* X+ Q- E
OWOWOWOW 6 t3 J9 h- q9 [4 V
% B8 l, \3 h7 q- p! u' N0 Y
SNOOP: |" p- \3 X9 L0 |2 G/ a
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.# C8 I1 a8 Y% q: d5 p  A0 `

( r; R  L$ F8 Y$ \KATY
3 }" K2 G1 |2 [' w2 yI know a place where the girls are always meaner
9 u4 e) h# M& B" g( ^) ^/ cIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
0 [0 o2 B( O5 d" ~* q, r6 K
7 b, j: K8 R2 R8 s5 lSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
4 T3 K4 R5 x; \6 g$ K" @) F4 lwith foam
0 [4 v6 ~& {/ E& SDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
" |: k! O9 A5 A8 a1 ?' Uon i-phones
& r* O1 U, X* f+ k" U; W( o! v& v( I& V. L+ u- l. f
KATY
; p% x/ o& G9 R$ a; e3 WYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is1 R) d" E7 v- k+ ]% {  @
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous7 q' |( U, u; n( A. k( K8 E7 C

1 \: T$ R2 M5 d9 b0 FCalifornia girls we're unreliable$ P1 z. l: y) p
Never worked a day in our lives( R8 H; v9 O5 n" \. n2 S
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car4 h9 D7 H: R" i# t
- N$ |6 O) k  O! T/ y
DOG$ x+ I! |* h+ B! c% j
OWOWOWOWOW
" ]) g# z8 N7 e9 u, c4 Z, X6 w* W( Z8 z+ y6 l! q! Z8 h4 h& z. V
California girls we're so predictable( w/ C9 W& r9 I0 _
Hottest bodies money can buy
  {- A2 J3 [' ?, J
4 s3 v- E, e  s# ?5 g2 CSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable+ {5 D/ Q7 `8 y4 p* C# U! n

# k/ L  u6 }- D& P7 ~, LBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing4 `6 O' f9 k# q4 \, N' k
# e- ^+ g3 D# H; }) u
SNOOP
: {: U# Z, y) n! a; e# DSign your name on the dotted line, E% x' a6 v, U% R* S# F
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
. o3 `+ ]; y2 r
6 X5 W& A' r) d7 yOnce you cross the L.A. Border. N( v) F- C2 v4 i$ d' Q
You develop an eating disorder& k2 |3 e3 n% J

) q/ m9 @9 T* c6 ~# R8 }2 C/ D+ t1 DSell your soul, dance on the pole& F# l6 Z- U5 Q6 D8 R; H
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role1 l2 a% Z2 u+ y" d6 ~+ B% [# J1 o( K5 ~
- ?6 H( I- X1 y2 \3 n
Nose jobs, tummy tucks 5 N9 H( I2 I6 t4 n* p* x6 ~
These are the girls I like to... hang out with5 j, X6 B' m# O: k' s  n* y

+ H  s8 ]' b0 G: i# x# x6 VInflate your lips. Loose the hips
: u; p) M7 ]" NSee through shirts show off your nips: D# Y$ g8 \/ ?" A) W7 V

, m2 {6 h+ G# D* J/ a& r' oPaparazzi is everywhere
6 ^) ~+ r2 z7 a1 lOops forgot your underwear 0 ~9 Y" J  m, o0 K$ c

/ ?, ~( I* D$ Q, A8 m- s4 EKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
, \) h( A4 O! MCus you're representin' California: T  R, i5 q9 R% P( [0 V9 T
- B1 f, I' p! G' d2 o
But you know I'd still be all up inya
" y8 P. U4 R% b7 [Even if that ass was from Virginia
$ `0 d) d6 W( C2 S3 t1 L# Y1 f, X1 O/ M
And you know that you can bet your butt
6 }8 M5 m4 j* |+ S1 SThat I'd do girls from Connecticut$ o7 i& Q" u2 Y
; j& g( v+ p2 P3 o6 X; u
I could really fill my booty quota/ y2 V! ?1 W) T" f4 @* I: ^
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota6 K$ e: z* U2 F
7 X' l$ S- B( O1 s
KATY8 |8 R+ r) h% o1 N, k$ J
California Girls we are so are desperate
! P. p0 J/ D* F  ^* M8 i0 [Sold our souls for fortune and fame
3 W( x  B5 e, d2 Q$ C- bSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith0 Q; l: j( G4 w6 c" A+ I# E  f
) k6 n' d: h6 T3 ?
OW OW OW OW AGHH4 F% O3 Q; B9 l% H" c8 n
+ a4 G; \0 m; \5 I4 B
"California Gurls" is so repetitive$ T3 p2 W- @& [/ K$ H
All Pop sounds exactly the same 7 g: T  F4 Z6 {  j9 z% ?: Z
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did6 i# F6 U( H: l
OWOWOWOW
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