爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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( R3 W& v# w$ C  v- ]% _; N& o歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
SNOOP
# K. l- Z/ g3 V$ W* q( t' w[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
+ v6 y% g1 o0 P, c# t2 nwith foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
6 W" H/ G, @, Gon i-phones
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KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

California girls we're unreliable
+ X6 S. D- D1 g# QNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

$ K% B; _! {: O( f2 {+ }; uDOG
+ R  t+ \9 J# E8 x( z' S6 NOWOWOWOWOW
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( @# h" i) ^3 l2 TCalifornia girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy

Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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+ O/ V( c: a: _- x$ h) p( DSNOOP
5 k6 x) m) Y; I, t9 OSign your name on the dotted line
4 A* f; p4 j% y8 c; [; c& ?Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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6 L3 q" I( t" c; |( jOnce you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder

) B; x( Q5 w$ U* ?  VSell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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; h0 h0 M8 s# Z, K. N, yNose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with

) u, E8 ^, N! e6 P. B: @Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear

Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
5 j# J7 x" P4 MCus you're representin' California

But you know I'd still be all up inya
* w. X3 \2 Y( n* n  a4 h" JEven if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
* e8 Y( P2 P1 ]: b8 n% g$ o& {By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

. J: N) J% j' u/ t; A: _& gKATY
' H) G, ]% P+ r! GCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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6 o0 v  T* e- X% P2 l- A9 ROW OW OW OW AGHH

8 f; e; G* o' g: [8 z+ V9 {3 f"California Gurls" is so repetitive
6 i3 v# _& H  \; n8 CAll Pop sounds exactly the same
# B3 X3 m4 o* D& c( oIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW

SNOOP
; l3 \9 N- k3 t) h4 n( b[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

- R: f/ L! i3 y3 eKATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

/ Q6 n8 \( W8 H, N$ V5 d0 WSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones
* C2 \4 G* a/ R" b; i. }
) B! k+ B! n3 c: C3 GKATY
# I$ B  m; l! x' W% f% AYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

$ f/ r, v8 h) ]7 ?/ jCalifornia girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
7 O5 J1 Z* f* u/ G) VHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
1 r3 _2 s" x! E# K) [: ?1 X" B
DOG
& Y5 m8 y* @' t1 \4 ]OWOWOWOWOW
  m; W: X' |% Y8 t9 H$ M  f
$ G8 h: y$ f4 GCalifornia girls we're so predictable
, b, @; p+ N2 {% NHottest bodies money can buy
' P) V3 y6 [+ f+ b
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
& T$ p& R& g& e. N3 T- K) x) ^- B! m0 J6 H
) O3 g7 S" w- h6 l* b$ `! uSNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
- r% \9 r6 R9 u0 M* U+ HDon't need brains if that ass is fine
  o7 ?6 S9 A5 b* m+ F# r: `" y2 z
Once you cross the L.A. Border
3 a8 c! k. P# b9 E/ KYou develop an eating disorder
' |, o6 O! A& j8 f. e" w+ O( K
6 Q4 a+ v# e& u7 V$ |5 x- VSell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role

6 Y- C( i$ \+ w8 S4 DNose jobs, tummy tucks
7 S; g$ P/ W7 e0 G8 WThese are the girls I like to... hang out with

. V: j; @8 s" P4 X+ O: ZInflate your lips. Loose the hips
/ O6 \3 [. r% cSee through shirts show off your nips
7 X& P2 U( d6 z8 y! ~
Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
) |, x' T- ~7 F$ q3 |
, u& R( P3 f8 ?) `. LKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
4 k, t4 n4 |/ c1 }Cus you're representin' California

$ |% G3 S: y  {0 ^5 LBut you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
$ ?2 m5 |; {4 @" O
And you know that you can bet your butt
# Y7 s; M5 H' j  t7 |4 HThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
% j1 C1 D. f$ D
I could really fill my booty quota
! a: p% ]7 Q2 i3 X! h* \8 @By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
, c5 L0 Y, i# a# m+ ?/ \
2 I6 r  v: M: Y8 c  ]* q" yKATY
% o% `+ u/ J9 ^- VCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
9 `, W" f1 Q: u5 J# q) l. ISoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

) [5 N0 d; t+ g8 `; l5 C0 D( S! \OW OW OW OW AGHH
0 b- f* u  v& Q  g
8 v, @( a: W+ T0 D% |"California Gurls" is so repetitive
6 e/ H& a' X: t- RAll Pop sounds exactly the same
9 ?9 }3 N# h% ?- g8 ]+ bIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
: o9 i! X* F2 W, R; eOWOWOWOW
4 r7 g& T# z: N1 N1 I