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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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( W8 I9 Z: |- ^1 p$ T5 D' j歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls4 C% N/ ]( `# q2 R# P
SNOOP
. X+ ~6 Q1 ^! |7 k4 V% X! o[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
. }1 s6 s. r# E4 f2 F6 g) y, W" [+ J  Q& U& q
KATY
+ y/ W3 |7 K; d1 V( bI know a place where the girls are always meaner
( v# W! W7 l/ U& @If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
, A+ N& k! @0 }0 C& v7 `- t) I, T+ o4 O7 L# g, ^: i
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea - p2 F, W) g6 _0 A$ O* }, o
with foam) z: @# @7 C/ z  M5 a3 o3 @
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting / _' ~9 d' z1 [
on i-phones
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KATY( k+ E" g" G7 G) z
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
6 Q6 v* k$ j' b! a" u9 w6 CWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous3 T% o0 E0 U# i! ~4 Q
' b3 X3 E2 [) {
California girls we're unreliable1 u; b! s4 b" R  o
Never worked a day in our lives
- D# K" i: T% MHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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DOG
. v  L0 k& q. `, f5 v% DOWOWOWOWOW
( {- v" X$ \6 F$ c% W, c2 M% A" e" `/ Y
& ^$ V8 [/ b8 WCalifornia girls we're so predictable
/ @6 f1 P. s1 l" x# ?Hottest bodies money can buy  l1 Z" E! G' u7 n

5 g+ B8 x0 e$ d' r2 f  }Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable! J( m: q/ X+ H) ~; I$ m

3 g" @" c5 r6 J, NBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing0 l7 d& A1 Y! o7 w2 l
# u/ Y6 V. [8 J% t
SNOOP2 d: G' a9 D% N0 D* h
Sign your name on the dotted line
. f4 P2 j/ e- @! Y) ODon't need brains if that ass is fine
+ G* l9 Y/ O0 }# a7 O8 y3 s  L8 A/ G' p. o# F3 V; {7 d, c
Once you cross the L.A. Border
" {& Q! j: G3 ~: Z7 S$ d, VYou develop an eating disorder
# @; X; \" [. q1 [& q0 e& a! X# ]6 x+ n. p" {. C3 }
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
4 Y8 V  Q' j; i3 C% g% ?, kBang Charlie Sheen just for a role. H7 u# m/ H% ]+ x" C4 f( E, d& X) u0 v

. I- y# L+ k" L. g1 n/ WNose jobs, tummy tucks ) I  q- _& R! t4 Q1 [; x! }' }6 h
These are the girls I like to... hang out with: d5 L: d7 C+ O

9 W. K4 F- \6 i& c5 J5 WInflate your lips. Loose the hips
7 r3 r8 a9 K* t" ASee through shirts show off your nips$ |* z9 `" H' Z" t: n

0 J5 Z# F/ w3 a0 GPaparazzi is everywhere
& ]# \- L7 V# C6 p( I: m; qOops forgot your underwear
# ]" s: M* W3 S( |' u& F
, q6 Q1 r+ @8 e- @Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya) n, u0 f, d) e
Cus you're representin' California
7 z# S. s1 U8 F+ D$ ]$ h7 N% h
2 Z$ C: G2 T7 {5 R5 KBut you know I'd still be all up inya
9 A1 O* @+ F& I- S6 J/ o  J+ HEven if that ass was from Virginia
4 R0 l( S8 U8 l1 p' h! G
# X2 L5 D% n. N/ h0 O2 yAnd you know that you can bet your butt# F( w  X  e$ E
That I'd do girls from Connecticut7 }: O- y. I( Y
- ]$ O6 z. l4 S0 E, E- K
I could really fill my booty quota
) c* S" U3 v7 m2 z# c2 A- d' YBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
8 X7 L+ k8 \1 b: k6 o
0 M8 a% Y; R& B1 L! eKATY5 g. F7 w* x; ^0 r5 I, @# O
California Girls we are so are desperate
( u4 u2 g3 r! d7 a- eSold our souls for fortune and fame
# B, H( U# u, ySoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
/ `  s0 z% B- D6 _/ j7 t) J
6 B4 O" U9 l* ~, t7 }7 E- T& }. dOW OW OW OW AGHH
# x! Q8 |- j4 Z/ ~; v; N1 {! }/ l6 a0 E2 ^7 p1 v
"California Gurls" is so repetitive. c; M6 a# m: ~. Y0 A
All Pop sounds exactly the same & i2 V! i7 O3 V4 Q" f: s4 F0 ^% H/ j
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
8 k& u0 U% y# }0 zOWOWOWOW 1 u  {& j, N- y" S% @

, l1 G/ X$ i$ eSNOOP8 A: c# z+ _7 }) ]' c! v4 ]
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.+ r6 V' M3 X" n4 h/ n: R+ w

8 k" [) G& j/ I( \+ z( l1 A/ TKATY
9 ~$ L7 q- Z- k( O- D( aI know a place where the girls are always meaner
+ b+ e0 l3 u5 r. }, RIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener* ^0 N0 P/ K, @4 _2 }

: J' I" ?% q2 \2 l8 y& z) e% `Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
! T5 d( P; N7 Z: B; A2 ^' a; Qwith foam" W4 f- `- ^; f  M5 e
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting & U/ _8 `% M  C1 f
on i-phones
! E) H# R& D- a- z' J
9 J( U. R  f* RKATY
: X9 _3 c( M+ j' a) B6 vYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is4 w7 b4 S) B  r. B+ w
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
. C# h+ c+ p2 }+ p0 x+ [4 @$ U% _
California girls we're unreliable7 k! u9 v- O# ?! r0 h* I/ R
Never worked a day in our lives; j) }1 q- K0 m6 H1 D+ V- {% E
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car3 @! d( b1 G5 x

6 ^. `! p8 _  F6 cDOG: |' x& @* x) [  T1 m
OWOWOWOWOW: w! y! v4 k1 M8 e
* m& o! F! o' D5 ~; j
California girls we're so predictable3 Q' }9 O* o. O8 e
Hottest bodies money can buy
3 a2 a3 V% V4 l! }
2 p0 x' n& _4 \Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable! o& ^* b* [4 x" n( E3 F

9 r: V7 I7 h8 B  x  i- \' ABoing Boing Boing Boing Boing' W; g! A5 j& u  K! U3 T- c+ f

/ B! Z8 l+ }3 HSNOOP6 I; G5 {# \' x) t
Sign your name on the dotted line
9 c$ P. d3 k7 R- U  NDon't need brains if that ass is fine6 R+ a9 S; x- B- ?
  V1 R; B$ {% _& }
Once you cross the L.A. Border' `! B6 D% L' N9 F
You develop an eating disorder
/ R- G8 w, j* b  e2 Y! Z9 @. s% z0 ~5 X# p$ g  R' D  R
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
: ]# g# o% q& CBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
- A; ?, O7 c0 C% @$ j0 u0 p; b7 z6 y- C) F8 b# R
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
( ]7 Y1 b: n8 w7 p- }* _! ?$ RThese are the girls I like to... hang out with* G; u. v  r0 t& [6 _. X8 x* X
: L. L6 h' x/ ]9 P! `1 o
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
2 i4 y9 `0 H( ASee through shirts show off your nips
+ |* j  Q5 S1 L: u
. o3 S! i4 ?! M" sPaparazzi is everywhere
* }& x0 Q! l! g# s& e! T. GOops forgot your underwear 8 ?5 o& s1 ]" n& \  V  ^; U& i/ D4 Z3 a
4 H% ?2 S& H* Q
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
: _! q9 r! s0 e. a/ N+ ^Cus you're representin' California
' C! S; @6 q3 l+ W3 s! X: _# k
9 v, J: X* G' Z, {1 m9 pBut you know I'd still be all up inya- R2 I1 d- ~! K
Even if that ass was from Virginia
; z9 ^) P/ @  K+ q0 r8 E) [% C. c& n) m# X5 Y2 B# C
And you know that you can bet your butt2 J$ u8 s% e+ \
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
  Q. J0 Y0 z. h5 U7 e" V8 ]1 q6 r5 M0 d; `
I could really fill my booty quota0 ~- K' o! [: K* o! C! N
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota. `  e* A3 o6 D% ]; x# Z. N" n

8 Y" N7 l, H' w2 h2 H& XKATY
% H* Y* x5 ]4 pCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
3 @5 ?/ y9 n1 r/ i/ i# J2 PSold our souls for fortune and fame
4 x3 Y7 w/ i; k: U+ G$ gSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
# [4 s+ @3 T2 e  X8 C8 Q4 C% V% }" |' ~( ^; |5 v
OW OW OW OW AGHH/ @! x; W7 J; E( [

  [8 N" |4 W, X, V"California Gurls" is so repetitive
4 l" m( k  D0 p. x. JAll Pop sounds exactly the same ( H% D+ S. `- A
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
' Q9 K2 O; R, C: N, SOWOWOWOW% g5 ~. {7 J8 C
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