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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
5 ]6 V9 }+ N* y( M( ^- {SNOOP
: R2 p; E8 \1 H7 w[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.* E" N- X. c7 Z0 P7 @$ k0 D

. M, _; a/ B- G8 ?, i9 H1 q1 XKATY
8 [. c% I% Q; {1 i: H3 \9 h# MI know a place where the girls are always meaner
8 v" N: e1 v8 u4 E2 {If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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7 m+ T4 T7 R/ Q; M0 l4 B1 {1 ESippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
1 D0 D/ s4 A; f7 C3 L) Swith foam
( [/ D1 w6 q  [! W& UDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting , ~$ ?6 o& r% S$ R( \! E
on i-phones
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2 I0 x7 m" y, n8 OKATY
2 [: |6 ^* e8 ~6 {3 aYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
4 Q; }* l! m% E! {/ fWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous- [* D+ h: ?# W; G0 j7 s3 q9 ~. g6 J- R
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California girls we're unreliable$ v2 o$ h1 o% k4 u/ D4 I
Never worked a day in our lives* z9 Y- r2 ?( s7 d5 {/ x6 P
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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DOG
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California girls we're so predictable) p' y" a/ u( s. m
Hottest bodies money can buy! d. w/ E! d* [7 e$ V- {
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Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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$ `, Z' Y# m$ N, PBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing4 ?" Z6 K) I( S! s. S( h
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SNOOP
$ {+ L  N/ c, M7 S0 hSign your name on the dotted line
# [% u- ^( N% [+ f3 d2 A; l) N. r1 jDon't need brains if that ass is fine8 Z' G" p! [4 g" L

! q! G! t1 |9 p0 [! G! q% sOnce you cross the L.A. Border
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole! R# |0 L8 g3 }3 S
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role! R' k$ z; }0 |" z; A# c1 V2 u
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks
$ S/ k; V* F; u( cThese are the girls I like to... hang out with' L( @) r! H- Q- Y8 D! }; E5 h
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
' c# ^. J3 I1 z" C0 Z) X( tSee through shirts show off your nips+ S; ?0 o, |! a9 A4 ?
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Paparazzi is everywhere
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Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya% H; ]+ D/ m) n- H3 B) K5 Q
Cus you're representin' California
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But you know I'd still be all up inya' F; m7 ]/ K( y, b
Even if that ass was from Virginia! x( A9 x  x; p# N. J
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And you know that you can bet your butt: c$ |& E! A7 ?7 V: g
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
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I could really fill my booty quota
( V3 u! L, s5 P  N% G' i5 jBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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3 i6 v' O) |4 yKATY
; o/ i& C8 f: x, c1 g0 ACalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
; v1 _  a6 f* A( r7 L. f4 eSold our souls for fortune and fame! Y8 {: v9 R. }, ?4 J" X3 R
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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8 X# b, {5 X& V5 I: v5 b"California Gurls" is so repetitive
' e6 O0 n3 F1 U% JAll Pop sounds exactly the same ; b3 Y  }: I( M
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
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SNOOP8 x2 S" z+ P7 _5 M+ |  s1 a, K
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY
) G0 }' b0 X) g0 m* Z, `4 O# U  O% GI know a place where the girls are always meaner
  h6 [+ F, p. W4 }! i; p: lIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
0 f. f0 B# b5 p4 V9 Q; O8 b" j8 [5 t* b' y% K' h
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea & s9 w( Q% H! @9 ^: a9 e
with foam
" L) [9 |' n  N7 d7 i0 Q: k+ G& ~8 bDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 7 {5 e, Y2 Q+ L# C, z" }
on i-phones
2 C5 w2 v" d$ S3 m
5 P+ @9 x% b; B) \4 n# C# q8 YKATY; V, x. e8 Q$ ~& ~$ t, `# o, o
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is9 q: V( m% D- |. a4 m* f  \
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
+ j2 |4 g% s) Z! o; A. }; m( B) C
6 A. T, Z, f& L3 v5 n# p, TCalifornia girls we're unreliable
" L+ C" ?6 a5 u. Z% ]$ QNever worked a day in our lives, _% b+ T$ r9 m/ J
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
# y5 s* h7 v' p8 ~$ _; z. F- w$ n
1 H+ _0 C  q' `# Y  y. DDOG
5 K2 f7 q# j! jOWOWOWOWOW
5 t% Y; Q% Z: p9 H" g% {' s0 d7 R* U$ b6 [; H9 t1 \
California girls we're so predictable! I0 @# R3 [$ R$ Y/ R% |
Hottest bodies money can buy
. g# X- e2 K  `% _( a+ ^% q9 j- z- s; ?9 p* y- I/ @  Y+ z7 A# }
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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6 P( d& a$ |% H& T2 ABoing Boing Boing Boing Boing) z0 S8 L# k! C$ Q# K" T) u

% W5 n$ Q* h- ZSNOOP. `( E, y, O5 V+ A  [/ p+ h. [5 V
Sign your name on the dotted line, v) R3 G: B2 ]5 |' {5 Z
Don't need brains if that ass is fine! d4 Y# v* a- @% P. R* d, L) c
" }, U1 a5 d, v: I
Once you cross the L.A. Border
6 `8 V+ P8 P' G( e/ aYou develop an eating disorder
. S) ]. J$ m. h0 K1 Q  b
5 I% V5 S8 o4 H" hSell your soul, dance on the pole
/ }8 {" w- N  g+ K% J5 n* QBang Charlie Sheen just for a role0 R1 C- |' w- |' [% `& J2 C* f. S# X5 A

- [9 i9 s5 L" n7 n$ ^/ tNose jobs, tummy tucks & ]$ x5 Z" K( O" D$ Z0 [
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
4 ]5 O5 T0 k- O
5 x. P( o7 i5 E9 `& ^9 yInflate your lips. Loose the hips" B' `  ~! Z& O. M$ f' T
See through shirts show off your nips
* ~8 ?, Z& j3 Z5 t' Q7 J. S& ^
Paparazzi is everywhere
0 q! J! n- o" e  H9 AOops forgot your underwear
9 E5 Q" `; c& a4 R  n& l/ q) L8 p. d2 ~$ z0 }% o
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
5 S( f* V4 v3 n6 y" JCus you're representin' California
, Y' z& y7 Z- W- Q2 f. \  h
# r- J+ T  a3 C  ZBut you know I'd still be all up inya5 d; {( G) a6 o" ~
Even if that ass was from Virginia0 ?% w1 f4 L1 ^$ Q! K

; ^* \: {' C* x6 _$ HAnd you know that you can bet your butt9 J6 S- H. N; n" q/ N
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
' B3 V) [& h" ?$ J/ g6 W, w3 W6 Y8 g* `
I could really fill my booty quota
$ S4 o. a/ H4 H' z# n# C: M( SBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
1 @# \4 O; ~* \# j- ~: M) m
& Z5 N0 j2 {, ?) k( b7 S& BKATY( {8 P8 r# p% u; Y8 Y
California Girls we are so are desperate8 E/ L9 B- ~+ \1 p% M. f7 [
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
. r5 a2 D% T* \' e, m4 S0 w) Y% XSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
6 r+ U: S$ A' x! u+ x0 Q& y
5 y  D- U- v. FOW OW OW OW AGHH
$ X* w6 ~' Z2 i  @7 }
# H! y# s' Y- [& }"California Gurls" is so repetitive
; C* H+ l1 j- UAll Pop sounds exactly the same
( P. Y" e) x) z1 [: zIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
6 c; }; N' k0 A( |5 l( `2 bOWOWOWOW
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